Thread 528642816

>>528587829

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
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>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>league za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk
>fantasy league
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j0HBcbcul7h8PNfvdl2HuAbLakEVNUMwaPUw1-4nBiM

>black thumnbail webm for OP
anonchamaaaaaaaaa

Cynthia chads, are we ready for the first character story in at least 2 years?
cynthia-6c.png

>black thumbnail
bravo bravobravs

>>528642816 (OP)
How is this mahjong?

>>528642991
>>528643028
It's black... like coffee.

>>528643157
there's a majsoul character in the background

>>528643157
do you not see the sexy 14 year old?

Matsumoto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab1bMG_JoCc

Imagine if 10-player mahjong existed.
You'd almost never be the first one to riichi, so you're always folding. You'd have to contend with 5 players always being luckier than you for tsumo. Even if by some miracle you get the best haipai, 9 other people are there to steal it away from you. Every game would be an endless slog, watching other people play mahjong instead of you.
That's exactly how I feel about yonma.

>>528643358
14 year olds dont act like this

>>528643409
I thought this was going to be a poker post

>>528643409
>Imagine if 10-player mahjong existed
so, no wall and if you don't get a tenhou/chiihou you lose?

>>528643409
>play sanma
>Someone deals in to an oyapanne
>Said dealer spends the rest of the game turtling
>You have to either accept 2nd or hope for a miracle hand (you won't get it) since you'll just end up killing the guy on 7k points
This is every other game of sanma by the way

>>528643005
Has it really been that long since they added a character story? I can't believe some of the old characters don't have stories yet like Yagi Yui. I thought she was supposed to be a fan favorite.

>>528643367
What the hell is going on with his game? Half the effects aren't playing

Funny how RB1 webm hasnt been posted in ages...the decline is real

>>528643660
I'm not really keeping track, but:
Ichihime
Miki Nikaidou
Mai Aihara
Nadeshiko
Chiori Mikami
Riu Kujou
Sara
Kana
Anju Suzumiya
Nana Shiraishi
Hana Ninomiya

>>528643660
haruna just got hers, anon is high

>>528643649
Be grateful you weren't the one dealing into turn 2 dealer dama sanbaiman.

>>528643817
The other half of the time I am

>>528643781
You mean:
Nyagger
Hag
Miko
Bikehag/Drunkhag
notKoromo
TO/meido
Saars
Adeptchads~
Chuuni
Banana
Literally who

>>528644009
2020 ass post

Are these the most important words ever put to paper?

>>528644068
>ass
*ahh

>>528644009
We call her Detective now, but I suppose we'll have to stop now that Jane is being added

>>528644009
Sara is still a gypsy

nice i got my fav maid

>>528643409
>Imagine if 10-player mahjong existed.
read this as 10 year old mahjong players for some reason

>>528644124
You may keep calling her detective; Jane shall be known as my cock sleeve.

tl note: maid means slop

>>528644123
actually it's aah

>>528644171
This is some 2006 ahhh shit

>>528644373
Anon, Buzzfeed quizzes were less than a decade ago...

>>528644171
>talismancer
She is an entomancer
Leave it to Frank to fuck up something this obvious

>>528644408
It was a thing in myspace too

>>528644408
>less than a decade ago...
So 2006?

dih to yo ahh calculate oya 1 han 70 fu ron

>>528644425
"trans"laters need the rope sooner not later

i love this stupid retard mode so much

Anon, this is a warning, Limitless Asura will rot your brain. It's basically Sanma on steroids... Watch out for yourselves.

>>528644579
2900/4400

need... more... limitless... azura... kokos...

>>528644975
>It's basically Sanma on steroids
Exactly.

I'm scared to play limitless asura because it'll screw up my friendly stats

>>528644975
>>528645036
>>528645064
>anons will happily play limitless asura and fill multiple rooms in under a minute
>refuses to play sanma
Curious, isn't it?

>>528645103
The more the merrier

>>528645103
>fun game mode is popular
>unfun game mode is unpopular
my curiosity is peaked

>>528645201
>peaked
Oh no. Oh no, no, no.

Blame! > Tower Dungeon >>>>> Knights of Sidonia
ninomiyahana-12.png

you can see the pain in his dih...

>>528645279
Now read Biomega

>>528643456
they do if youre a rizzler (give them alcohol)

>>528645336
Now read Abara

>>528645336
Shan't read discount Blame!
yagiyui-11.png

>>528643367
One more 4th and he's officially a Deranking M1

>>528642236
gg bros

gg

Blame got so much worse as soon as word per page count increased

Majsoul Friends Room 30783(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30783
More Limitless

>>528643367
>>528645619
>be one of the world's strongest players
stuck at exactly the same rank in jade for 64 hanchans

>>528642236
gg little girls and >male

>>528645920
>>528645619
Mahjong Soul is unironically harder than Tenhou at this point.

>>528645885
>celestial I don't recognize

>>528645885
started!

>>528645985
lol lmao even

>>528646021
are you FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>528642816 (OP)
Liquid poop

>>528645920
Anons will watch him play and argue that he's not good enough to rank up and that bad luck isn't real.

>>528646016
whats worse than a tourist?
a celestial tourist

>>528643005
Oh I didn't read the patch announcement, that's a welcome surprise. Gift, scroll and illustration? We take those.

I'm good at this game I swear

>>528643367
>everyone in tenpai except him
>all his haipais are dogshit
Wow he's just like me

>celestial goes negative
>leaves
what the hell

>>528645885
Back to 3/4
To the anon that said friendlies are tobi nashi now, you are a liar

>>528647013
Guess who's back!

>>528645885
Resumed!

Cats
Cats
We are the Cats
I am the big cat that makes all of the rules
Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into

>>528642256
ggs

>>528647414
its "the biggest"

>>528645885
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>le deal-in into double yakuman
bravo

>>528646778
just go furiten on EVERYTHING
>>528642256
ggs

>>528642256
GG, thanks for the fun games
Nice suuankou anon

>>528647665
>>528647665

autotable doko?

>>528647794
Maybe after tonight's update? Either that or they fucked up and forgot to add "advanced settings" button to limitless.

>>528647665
Can I get a lawyer to reread this
Tournament matches only for meme modes with busting disabled

Majsoul Friends Room 32216(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=32216
Limitless Asuna

>>528647665
>busting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soiw4Bh6lig

>>528647962
bravo yoster

>>528648009
A THIRD CELESTIAL HAS HIT THE /MJG/

I was peeing what happened

>THE SAME NYAGGER DOUBLE YAKUMAN RON THE SAME NYAGGER
HAHAHAHAHAA

>>528648132
vanessa..

>>528645885
funneijest shit ever
goota go now ggnyags

>>528645885
ggs
Whens it my turn to get a double yakuman?

>>528645885
double yakumen are scary
ggs nya

Start doing this

>>528644107
Should've add the minimum of high scoring hand desu

Very silly game mode

>>528649170
7s

Here it is, gentlemen.

Test

Turning point

>>528649061
just force kokushi 13 wait

>>528641317
now your turn

>>528648009
oh no no no celestial bros... why couldn't he read the kokushi

>>528649664
Grinchlantis will go negative today and complete their arc

Is aggretsuko just the office for furries?

>>528648009
Turn off busting

If two people tsumo as early as possible in Limitless Asura, how badly can the pond overflow for everyone else?

>>528650349
Frustrated OLs (Sanrio's primary demographic)

>>528650443
there's enough space for the whole second pond on the right

>>528650318
I hope so!

>>528650263
That's mine though

>>528649664
Other table is very important too for everyone involved.

ok, after so many years it's time. my first throne match. let's see whether the real pros will emote back or not.

>>528648009
Thanks for playing, fun mode!

>>528650421
GGs
>>528650421
couldn't find the busting off option

My balls so itchy, I might have syphilis.

I didn't make this one, I just wanted to post it

>>528651032
>syphilis
it's a fungal infection, take care of it before it's too late

>>528650978
My bad, it isn't there yet

sanmakeks?? what is this???

>>528651032
xapitan would never say this EVER

>>528651192
It's midnight in Japan.

every night when I want to fall asleep my asshole starts itching really badly
its only before bedtime
if I ignore it it goes away in a couple of minutes but its really annoying because its EVERY night without fail

>>528651192
those are both yonma?

Majsoul Friends Room 98486(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=98486

AdeptChads~

>>528651574
maybe it still remembers that time you got fucked in the ass

>>528651627
2/4 asurabtw

>>528651578
shut up, nerd. I have a saint account

>>528651627
started

>>528651957
????????????????????????????????
WHAT
WHERE
WHEN
PROOF?????

>>528651923
Pay attention to your game

>>528651957
>Headline WAVE
PSO2 begone

>>528652072
look at the image
closely

>>528652140
NO
I WILL TAKE THINGS AT FACE VALUE AND BE UPSET IF THEY ARE NOT TRUE

>>528651957
What's the main barrier for a MJS and 2hu collab? The lack of voices for the characters? ZUN not wanting it?

>>528652296
ZUN guidelines, so yeah, ZUN not wanting it.

>>528652296
>>528652370
https://x.com/korindo/status/1848715642893177322

>>528652296
2hu is a doujin work
as soon as a major company collabs with it, it'll become pozzed

>>528651192
LLLLOOK AT THIS HAG!

>>528651160
not him but how?

>>528652502
>major company
like SEGA

Second Limitless Asura Room 20596(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=20596

Would you guys recommend me an English mahjong soul youtuber that is not annoying I just wanna listen to him playing while I do my assignments

>>528652720
yu_song

>>528652658
3/4

>>528648009
GGs, fun games

>>528652832
>filename
>spoiler
kill yourself

>>528652541
how it got there?
who the fuck knows
some residual moisture in the folds of your skin or a a slightly moist towel is enough for it to spread
spores can get anywhere as long as there's airflow

>>528652720
Xanxust.

>>528652832
I don't like to be mean so I'll keep my remarks about him to myself. Thanks but no thanks.

>>528652969
(you) first

>>528652720
wrath_ss is decent

>>528652502
2hu has never? I feel like it has but I could be misremembering.

>>528653379
they did already

>newly-moved-in Chink neighbors making a ruckus at 2AM
>pigeons cooing on the balcony at 7AM
Somehow sleeping has become hell lately...

>>528653328
I'm not taking advice from someone having the gall to charge money for mahjong tutoring and has been looping M3 - S1 for the past few years.

>>528653328
he's fucking garbage

>>528653574
are you the aussie guy trying to pick up housewives with mahjong?

>>528653612
I thought you wanted background noise for your assignments, not advice.

>>528653574
jong with them

>>528653064
>>528653328
Thanks for the recommendation, the singaporean guy was a bit too try hard for me. And also I prefer seeing numbers and alphabets on the tiles

Majsoul Friends Room 88095(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88095
no tips

>>528652658
Back to 3/4
Thanks for joining hag

Majsoul Friends Room 51173(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=51173
Default rules
Dama ari
Daring adventures

lots of lobbies
mahjong is alive and well!!!

>>528651627
ggs
back to 2/4

Wow, Limitless Asura is so fun and wacky! I wish mahjong had a permanent mode where everyone could progress their hands super fast and get yakumans non-stop.

>>528654402
>>528651627
Will be going for now, thanks for the games.

>>528651627
closed
too many rooms

More rooms

>>528654086
1/4
Patiently waiting for (You)

I read a book years ago called “What Cops Know.” It was a collection of stories from different departments through the 80s and 90s. There is a story that caught my attention, and has become more true as the days pass.
One cop had this story about how he would arrest these gangsters and would often be able to find evidence against them by looking for Polaroids. More often than not, they would have multiple shots of them with guns, drugs, murders, etc. He joked that if you could airdrop cameras into high crime zones, the criminals would collect all the evidence themselves.
I think about that from time to time.

>>528655260
mahjong?

>>528655260
i've seen this post before

>>528655583
>BA
mahjong?

>>528652658
gg, thanks for the games

>>528654086
1/4

>>528653030
how do I cure it

>>528655859
Anon, go see a fucking doctor. Don't ask the thread for health advice...

>>527638504
thanks for the recommendation, actual kino

>>528655859
cream
an anti-fungal one

>>528655859
listen your doctor is gonna look at your itchy balls, determine that a fungal infection is the most likely cause, and then prescribe you a cream for it. that's literally it

>>528655859
Clotrimazole

>>528654086
2/4

Are JP hours (6pm to midnight their time) actually the hardest hours for ranked? Since all the JP Saint climbers will be active.

>>528656354
water is wet

>>528652117
>throne room: a summary
>two fucking default ichihimes
>two players with bot like names that are just a string of numbers (haven't seen such >names since silver room)
>didn't really feel like they played like bots and MAKA gives them only an S- and A+
>no emotes at all no matter how much I emote spammed
>only 163 points for such a big victory
yeah, throne room isn't what I imagined it to be. rather lame

Limitless Asura brainrot

Majsoul Friends Room 72721(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=72721

>>528654086
3/4

>>528656354
No its the easiest when the salarymen get off work with tired menntaru

>>528656406
What if I live in Asia and that's the only time I get to play without fucking up my sleep schedule?

>12 more hours until Jane
I WANT TO ROLLLLLLLLL

>>528652658
I had the pair, you weren't getting it any other way nyagger

>>528656479
>getting uppity after one game
classic

>>528656553
full!

>>528656479
I saw what you did. In about 15 minutes, your name is mine.

>>528656636
Look at her fist! Look at how they're clenched! She's mad. She's fucking fuming. She's positively going to bush that nyagger's head in!

>>528654086
3/4 still, come play some 'jong

>>528656760
it's not particularly hard to deduce it's ***********

>>528656868
>***********
I think it's actually ***********

>>528654086
3/4

>>528656609
>pedo
Yikes

dont be mean
be friends!

>>528657684
stupid dog

>>528657742
You make me look bad.
Ooga booga!

>>528654086
Full and started, thanks for joining!

>>528656760
There are like 10 throne games an hour you dumb kakek, it's really not hard to figure out who it was

SetardDerRetard

>>528658002
so what was your breakthrough moment to push to saint

StevetardDerRetard

StevetardMadeMePlay

i missed all the other rooms so here's another
come play some Limitless Asura!
Majsoul Friends Room 82634(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=82634

jamesvanderbeek

SuccAtJong

>>528652832
is that the hana crossdresser

Don't do this again. Please.

>>528659223
Nooo I'm gonna miss the tententengoku jigokukoku room

>>528659412
Do what

I kneel, Aru

>>528645336
Now read The Few Things I Can Do For Anna Even Though I Didn't Deserve To Be Born

>>528659223
1/4!
>>528659457
dont worry nobody's joined yet

>>528659724
full! that was quick, thanks for joining

>>528653773
sorry guys my brain is melting, you discard way too slow
ggs nya

>>528654086
Thanks for the game!
Still open for more, 3/4

>>528659412
>>528659617
desu it took every ounce of restraint i had to not click ron on that

>>528653773
gg

>>528654086
3/4, a warm seat awaits you
The warmth is good for flow

>>528659223
gg sorry barely time for one

>>528654086
Full and restarted, thanks for joining!

>>528652658
ggs

>>528659223
2/4

>>528659223
2/4 again, come play! maybe tobi nashi is needed for this mode

>>528659223
GGs

>>528660943
>>528660919
Full again!

>>528652658
GGs, sucks the Aru didn't vaporize the Sprout with the 13 waits kokushi

>/mjg/ will host only limsura for weeks
ligma balls yostar

>>528656553
ggs

>>528656553
ggs!

>>528652658
GGs

>Noooo stop having fun playing the fun mode you are supposed to play normal games and only play in the mortal approved way reeee i want to optimize the fun out of mahjong
shut the fuck up kiaraman

GGs

>>528656553
ggs

>>528661386
Based and true except the whole name nametranny situation
Whatever happened there

>>528661958
that's B.T. attentionwhoring

>femboy
>look inside
>slightly obese 25 year old with terrible chin line and hunched over gamer neck
i wish femboys were real

https://youtu.be/fG1yMkXVNrY?t=999
Motivating, seeing mentarulets make it so far on 10hoe. Maybe I should get back into ranked.

>>528662026
You could the femboy

>>528662101
what part about slightly obese with terrible chin line and hunched over gamer neck didn't you understand?

>>528661386
>25 year old
It's over.

Odds: jerk off
Evens: play ranked then jerk off
0: play a friendly and then jerk off

>>528656636
Thanks anon, I've never told you but you are one of my favorite /mjg/ anons.
I was cheering on your yakumeme in south 4

>>528662410
Doko?

>>528662465
I guess. Do people prefer limitless asura or default friendlies?

Do you ever have to stop yourself from making a humorous but abhorrent post that would degrade /mjg/'s culture over time?

>>528662627
Jerk me off while I think about it

Last 4 digits decide the booru id of what I'll be gooning to.

>>528662683
sometimes

>>528662683
Mmm... nyo.
t.>>528662693

>>528653064
I don't like his chinky ass accent and he seems a bit of a blowhard

>>528662683
what if I do it in multiple generals across multiple boards at the same time?

>>528662891
but i have the same accent

>>528662683
No, I usually smirk at myself when I make abhorrent posts

>>528663010
Yeah I don't like you either, you should kill yourself asap.

>>528662693
Majsoul Friends Room 79377(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=79377
Well, here's an Limitless Asura room regardless.

>>528662683
I never make abhorrent posts.

>>528663074
2/4

Luckshitting feels so good!

Why join friendlies on a alt though?

>>528663420
Why not though?

>>528663420
to distribute the stats

>>528662092
Literally me

>>528663420
it would be "too" embarassing to admit you jerk off during a game I guess
ya'll niggas be like
>damn i wanna tell all of these grown ass fucking men that I am jerking off RIGHT now and wanna hear their input about my jerking off habits
>but damn I don't wanna attach my name to that that would be so fucking gay and I am not gay I just care what these grown ass men think about me jerking off on the internet
You know I'm right.

>>528659223
GG

>>528659223
3/4 again! thanks for joining madoka

I play defensively I get fucked by tsumos, I play agressive I deal into a faggots hell wait baiman.
I was almost master now im 200 points away from being adept.
Fuck this faggot ass game.

>>528664026
full again!

i really don't want to live anymore

>>528663074
It's over.
I'll try again later

>>528663074
I thought we were in a friendlies boom.

>>528654086
ggs

>>528664216
my wife is so cute greek goddess outfit doko

>>528654086
Oof, ouch, that was a quick and swift death
Thanks for the games lads!

>>528654086
>double ron on two suji traps
ggs fun games!

>>528664067
>I was almost master now im 200 points away from being adept.
i'm sure you got real unlucky anon

>>528664467
The power to make it real is yours.

>>528664067
Post your deal in rate. Anything higher than 14% and it's your fault.

>>528664660
The ron from me wasn't entirely a suji trap, since the wait was either 2 or 3m. Of course, 6m and 4m being confirmed safe against both riichis did make 3m more alluring.

>>528664067
>now im 200 points away from being adept

>>528663965
what an accusation

>>528664759
I'm aware, I have one pending commission already

>>528665446
[Redacted]

>>528665283
that reminds me
>no update in 2 months
>deadline approaching
yeah im never gonna see this skeb

>>528665446
why make the 1sou a bird anyway
what was the purpose

>>528665707
sparrow game

>>528665690
it's gonna be a last minute delivery

>>528664880
NTA, but if my deal-in rate is 12% I can complain that I'm a lucklet?
Finally.

>>528665861
I paid the guy even 2x the amount of the base and picked one that is sharing fetishes with so I figured he'd fucking work on it quickly.
Never gonna use Skeb again.

>>528663965
I'll be honest, it's a matter of trying not to create a pattern of identity linking posts with people who make them. I don't feel shame, but with how people are about names now, I feel it'd make everything worse.

>>528665887
It's easy to not deal in if you fold at everything, so not really.

>>528666002
Can't blame him, I can't get shit down without a deadline and even then it's always the last day

>>528666064
I have 89 mortal rating average in M1 thoughbeit

>>528666172
You be saint in 500 games

>>528666172
Congratulations on discarding similar terminals and honors to mortal bro

>>528666265
... yeah, sure.
>>528666319
Mortal always tells me I'm an idiot for not knowing the order, and I'm never going to learn it because it's useless.

>>528666458
bro your ryuuiisou avoidance and ura dora?

>>528664067
you choose if to play aggressively or passively based on the state of the game.
push-fold decision making is like the most important skill in this game

>>528666172
wow you're so good anon
be my coach???

>>528662026
You can only trust the asian ones

>>528666757
I can only coach you on how to become a looper

more like pooper heh gottem

>>528666730
bakyou?

sorry for that dama tsumo
i really wanted to turn it into a chinitsu and had to ron skip like all the 8s the sprout discard while not advancing my hand ...

name and shame

Atoru!

THREE CHINITSU
IT WAS
THREEEEE
THREEEE CHINITSUUUUS
AND THEN ONE NIGGA TOOK THE DOG TOY AND THEN HE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>528667286
Death penalty

https://live.fc2.com/84503510/
Table A: Pinzu Pumpers (343.1), R.I.I.C.H.I. (185.2), Yakupara Cat Café (-60.1), Rozen Maiden: Füritend (-196.6)

>>528659223
GGs

>>528659223
ggs

Kiss Ichihime

>>528659223
gg friends, thanks for all the games!
hopefully tobi nashi is a setting for this mode after the update

>>528669205
>just a honitsu.jpg
You're absolutely right, that joker tile has both red and black in it.

>>528669205
That mjs+ mod has to be removed from the repo.

>>528666730
Next thing you will tell me is to read RB1

>>528669558
it might help

>>528669558
SBaHJ team when?

>>528670354
where doing it man.
where MAKING THIS HAPEN

Noob question, but why does MAKA want me to cut 9pin over hatsu? Yeah, 9pin is clearly very weak, but it's not a 6-9 shape so it adds 8pin acceptance, and it's compatible with pinfu, which this hand seems to be pretty well set-up for. What possible advantage could there have been to keeping hatsu over it?

oy muh fookin telly

>>528670504
Even if you draw 8p the 89p penchan is a dogshit shape. You don't want dogshit shapes in your hand.

>>528670504
i guess because of the 3p it loses7p ryankan draw

>>528669827
it didnt

>>528670504
just default to cutting terminals over honors UNLESS it's in the 1345 shape

>>528662010
Death stranding reference??

>>528670585
Well, I guess that I do already have 5 blocks all of which are better than penchan, so 9pin is just as useless as hatsu.

>>528670504
literally does not matter, both the 9p and the hatsu are going to be gone from your hand soon regardless
fwiw I would also cut hatsu

>>528670676
>>528670686
And why does green have less value than red?

>The Devils Plan season 2 (korean show)
>Game producer is TO
Impressive. I didn't know he was so big in the business.

>>528670846
Because one hatsu is already out. That's why I discarded it immediately.

>>528670846
observe that there's one hatsu in the pond
eventually you will come to understand how the ura dora order affects dragons too

>>528670846
i really dunno i would drop the red dragon first here

>>528670504
even if you drew the 8p you would be at 6 blocks and the only draw that advances your hand at that point that leads to you keeping the 89 penchan is exactly 7p, in general default to keeping a once cut yakuhai over a terminal

>>528670676
Makes sense. I wouldn't have kept 89p penchan either way unless I literally drew 8p-7p in a row.

>>528670528
I thought this was only posted in AUS hours.

Gitche Gitche Goo Means I Love You

>>528666002
Skeb is what I like to call "commission gacha."
Unless you're lucky enough to land an artist who doesn't mind interacting outside the platform (and even then, they usually do so very discreetly to avoid getting their account nuked), you basically have to hope the final product matches your vision, which is why I always include my own sketch in the reference folder.
Then there’s dealing with the artist’s moods: leaving you hanging and then canceling, rushing the artwork on the final day, or rejecting your request outright (even if you're offering 3x their rate) just because it doesn’t suit their tastes.

>>528671405
In what language?

>read a new mahjong book
>go into ranked
>immediately start losing because i'm constantly thinking about how to apply what i've learnt instead of playing properly

>>528671405
hey that's what my baby said too

>>528670989
>the ura dora order affects dragons too
What?

>>528671545
it's a future slang
https://youtu.be/QkYVuRt08Vc

>>528671997
You aren't ready for that knowledge yet, all it does is improve your mortal rating. Get to Jade Room first.

>>528670686
This is wrong, your default should be cutting honors first.
>>528670504
You already have 5 blocks that are better than a 89 penchan, so it's fine to cut it. If you draw a chun/hatsu that's potentially +1 han.
I would recommend against thinking a discard is correct just because maka says so though.

Table B: https://www.twitch.tv/nyaggazakaponcat Ayakaku
Grinchlantis
Cat kingdom
Backyou

>>528672225
>your default should be cutting honors first.
lolno

>>528671660
That's how improvement works, you often get worse first because you're not autopiloting anymore.

>>528672267
In 50 years it will make sense to you

>>528671660
There is a go proverb that says
>learning joseki (standard sequences) makes you lose two stones of strength
Just trust the flow.
>>528671997
>>528672115
Isn't that an argument for cutting hatsu, though? 3 haku are already out, so hatsu almost definitely won't be the dora. Right?

>>528672046
Dutch "people" sounds exactly like this

>>528672225
Cutting a honor first before any terminal is bad for flow.

>Blue Archive on league stream
https://files.catbox.moe/2qik8v.mp4

>>528672229
Sounds are delayed

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XUD-1MC17c
Yuzu restorante is back tomorrow
We happy

>>528673165
>adept
lol
lmao

>>528672971
>Xenia wants shrimp

>>528673249
Sir he’s bottom scoring…

>>528673372
Saving his flow for the right time, like a real showman

>person who unfriended me is back and playing league
Getting mixed signals here.

>>528673498
***_****!

>>528673498
I don't think I want mentally unstable anons in my friendlist anyway.

>>528673304
It's in reference to a past interaction between two anons here
>>487359293
>>487359714
>>487360770
>>487361334
>>487362019

>>528673625
Then why did you keep me added?

>>528672289
You're not arguing with me, you're arguing with every good JP player I've ever seen give advice.

limitless asura friendlies are back

Shogiman doesn't cut honors

>>528674373
lolno

>>528674471
>limitless Asura + tobi nashi tournament
Has the potential of being one of the best or one of the worst tournaments in /mjg/ history

>>528672229
what the fuck.
hat bros, we're so unlucky....

>he's folding
>yeah he's giving up
>riichi on tanki wait against all odds
>hotei tsumo the last tile in the wall
Commentators can't even fathom the chuuni power

>>528672229
Why would you riichi that?

>>528675974
just luckshit every time lmao

What is wrong with these people folding in tenpai with -10k?

Cat was also furiten.

>>528676286
They got traumatized by book hag going -48k or some shit

>>528676286
he didn't fold to an open dealer baiman and then started folding to everything after that

Is this an inside job? lmao retard

League stream is probably the first time I've ever heared Luigi's voice...

ADIOS GRINCHLANTIS

>>528673249
what, novice then?

Skeb anon, we need Roger in a Miko outfit now

How much more is he going to deal in?

This cat should've been in team 9. He fits in perfectly

how do i read if someone completly lost his mental?

>>528677989
Tameron him to be sure

this cat is now an honorary MVP of bakyou heat

>>528678225
Welcome to the shrine, Miss Yagooey

Look at how massively this cat is destroying his hand by holding haku the whole time for some reason

Yagi Yui.

I like this nyagger

MUH SAFE TILE

>safe tile disease
>won't go headless
literally everything wrong here

A P O L O G I Z E

what the fuck is he doing

>>528680002
i think he is pretty tilted

>>528679065
>for some reason
please be a commentator. you're certainly dumb enough

>this cat gets 10 games
wtf I thought cheatlantis was benching players?

>>528680256
You really think I can fathom the seussian reasoning going on in this cat's brain?

>>528680256
he had so many good shape and he is never folding while at -23k s4 dealer turn

>>528680379
>Cheatlantis gets bullied into sinking thier chances to qualify
lmao

Yagooey

genuinely what's wrong with the commentators this year?

>>528681452
Not enough euros

>>528681452
you tell me buddy

>>528681452
Too many euros

>>528681452
Nothing? I think they're all fun

>>528681452
commentating makes you lose 30 iq points.
t. commentator
if you think its so easy do it yourself.

>>528681452
nothing

>>528681452
nothing really. If anything we need more retards in commentary

>>528681452
people that complain about commentators are so retarded, you see all four hands theres nothing to commentate they are only there to say based and i kneel

>>528642816 (OP)
pon dis

Why didn't he use Miko, was this an intentional throw?

>>528681452
oh no no no commentatorbros??? are we retarded?? based based I kneel

I can barely keep track of my own hand, how am I supposed to keep track of 3 extra ones while they're sideways and upside down

Holy based.
Holy retard.
Holy soul.

Does the jeet know he's muted?

>skipped amazing grace
whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy

>>528682598
Oh nm

>>528681452
The only commentators I have issue with are that tourist burger attention whore and the schizo AI slop nigger burger.

burgers?!

Maka gives me a total rating of B 90% of the time, but my rating in individual parties varies pretty wildly.
I wonder how I can improve it. I'm already almost done with rb1.

>>528682987
rent free

FISHING

>>528683107
Stop caring about rating, it means literally nothing.
I say it every time but I am not exaggerating or using hyperbole. It is a meaningless statistic.

Copebotting shouldn't even be allowed before jade room

>>528681452
commentating is unironically hard
>>528682987
no idea who you're talking about

>>528683693
yet the higher you go in ranked rooms the higher the average copebot rating
it's curious, really

>>528683735
kys retard

>>528683693
Wrong

>>528683904
It's retarded to copebot vs retards

>>528683893
doesnt matter when youre a retard that doesnt fundamentally understand the game and why moves are good or bad

>>528683985
Copebotting is for yourself.
You are copebotting to see if you are doing everything in your power to invite lady luck at your door.

>>528681452
Nothings changed thoughbeit?

the only people who give the bots any credence are keksperts anyway

>>528684136
so rating does mean something after all?
nobody was talking about whether the copebot user themselves understands why the bot does what it does

Why is he taking the shanpon over the 69m wait

>>528684194
this. true chadepts only need their intuition

>if he changed wait you would have tsumo'd
>if he kept his wait he tsumos a turn later
Holy rigged wall

How good of a strategy is it to push musuji against dealer riichi for a 2han? Why does everyone do it and never get punished but actively rewarded by me dealing in? Is a ryanmen wait too weak to defend your dealer seat? I'm going insane, the bots say I'm right but I keep losing over and over and over to fucking trogolodyte retards.
I'm losing my mind.
They aren't even following any type of defense, they are just pushing a 2han against dealer and winning every single fucking time, even if I'm on a ryanmen or sanmenchan.
WHY
WHYYY
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
SO MANY GAMES WASTED THAT I SHOULD HAVE WON
LOST
LOST AGAINST RETARDS
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING AND WHY DOES IT WORK AND WHY AM I DEALING IN

>>528684569
pushing a good wait tenpai is almost always the right play

>>528684230
You should pay attention to the fact that you're talking to a different person from the original responder. This one doesn't know how to use capital letters or punctuation.
Rating from a neural bot is only useful to find cheaters, but you can't cheat with maka.

Nah, imfolding

>>528684676
plebbitor

adept: I will push musuji
looper: I will not discard musuji under any circumstances
saint: I will push musuji

>>528684641
No they are never pushing a good wait, they are pushing fucking undepleted honor tanki in midgame.
I swear there's ranked collusion with wallhacking, I've seen feeding that made 0 sense.

>>528684569
The bots aren't trained to play against retards

For me? it's Makarena

what happens when place 8 and place 9 have the same amount of points?

>>528684902
Ayyyyt

Bots when they see the league plays:

>>528685105
They kiss

Mahjong again.

Ocean Floor Grinchlantis

1,5oz white rum
1oz blue curacao
0,5oz creme de cassis
0,5oz lime juice

Pour all ingredients to a shaker with ice and give it a good shake. Strain into a rocks glass with ice and garnish with a lime slice.
Visual appearance was the driving force of the idea here, but the end product was surprisingly good tastewise too

It truly is the case that sanma is more analog than yonma. Yonma rarely has big point swings, riichis are generally worth a mangan, and the suji count rarely gets that low.
But in sanma, the bakyou is wildly different every time, 2 pei dora riichi makes any hand almost impossible to push, and the suji count can drop so low that you can have a 50% chance of dealing in with honors in the endgame. Folding even tenpai sanbaiman sanmenchan can happen.
Due to having only pinzu and souzu, and the fact that people tend to max out efficiency, hand reading is also far more applicable, to the point that matagi suji, ura suji, and aidayonken are now "real".
Ever since I'd been playing more neurotically and have based my push-fold / riichi-dama decisions more on the bakyou than an EV table, I've managed to dodge many deal-ins I'd have previously written off as unavoidable.

>>528685164
Bull Run Pinzu Pumpers

1oz vodka
1oz Midori
0,5oz lime juice
0,5oz simple syrup
champagne/sparkling wine

Add all other ingredients except the champagne to a shaker with ice and shake. Strain into a flute glass and top with the champagne.
Bright green riff on the French 75. Champagne/sparkling wine felt fitting with the crypto/stock profits celebrating and whatnot.

To the saber on our team, check the IRC already.

>>528685287
So I've been playing ranked recently after a long break and after my sessions I've been noticing this weird pink substance at the bottom of one of my glasses in my kitchen.
I've thrown it out, naturally, multiple times now, but after every ranked session it comes back somehow, occupying one of my glasses. After a while of trying, I gave up and decided to just leave it there. Since then it has just been growing after every session I play.
I don't know what it is, and I could swear I've seen it move when I haven't been looking. But I can't seem to get rid of it.
And I feel like I want to keep grinding ranked now. I need to.

I don't know anything about Lobcorp and barely anything about SCP - I searched around, found Melting Love and inspiration struck, so it's a bit low effort.
This one's just a traditional Cosmopolitan, laced with xanthan gum for the goopy appearance. I'll just say it didn't really improve the drink.

>>528685287
I just put mountain dew and call it the pinzu soda

>>528685287
>cum floating layer

>>528685425
bonus:

Steep Decline Legend of the Celestial Teapot

fill cup with vodka
tea or something i don't fuckjing know at thispoint

cheers

sorry teapotbros, it was funny in my mind. i don't drink tea

nice work drinks anon

>>528684641
Also I'd understand pushing tenpai, these niggers are pushing 4shanten with no yaku into dealer riichi and winning.

To the Steve on our team, you're benched

Hey cuties!
I jobbed in the tourney and now I want to job in a friendly as well!
Come help me make my wish come true.
Majsoul Friends Room 58193(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58193

>>528685640
B-but we don't have a Steve in our team.

To the Steve not on our team, you're unbenched and playing every game we have left, don't bother to confirm in IRC

>>528681452
>this year
funny how you say that implying you were actually around for any of the past years

>>528685561
>Steep Decline
keikumusume-0.png

>>528685742
Next week

poko doko

>>528685903
ANON!

Evens update poko at work
Odds don't poko
0 segamj

>>528685816
i've been here from the beginning when we were still on /vt/ as /jong/

>>528685164
>>528685287
>>528685425
>>528685561
so cool. i love these posts cocktail anon

>>528665283
>>528665690
>>528671536
I didn't know we had several skeb anons. Where is the porn then, I haven't seen anything new in months?!

>>528686223
i claim d 5

I lost my life savings on $DOLLS, what do I do now?

>>528685742
FULL
AND
STARTED
Thanks for coming cuties!

>>528686223
>mson exiled before he could compile this
Is anyone else going to take over?

>>528686270
I only commission my main sometimes

>>528686463
It wasn't him doing it, it was me and I'll resume once the league season ends as I said.

>>528686337
live under the bridge and sell crack for starters

>>528686270
I commissioned my vrchat avatar

>>528686270
Completely at the mercy of artistic whims.

>>528686223
can't believe this will never be finished because of the detective ...

>>528686907
welcome back m

THE WORLDLINES ARE COMBING

>>528685425
Thanks for bringing this to our attention. We'll take care of this mysterious substance for you by confiscating all your drinkware.

>>528685425
Melting Love was a good choice anon

Look at the hand I got today.

>>528688029
The client

>>528688029
hi Child

>>528687546
This is the tightest semis yet?

>>528688029
>names
it's pretty cool anon, houtei/haitei is always kino
people here mainly play on Mahjong Soul but have fun in Riichi City

>>528687196
Holy whale...

>>528686907
>It wasn't him doing it
nta but I really thought that guy was the one doing it. I demand /mjg/ to stop gaslighting me.

>>528688231
>mainly play on Mahjong Soul
>play
this general doesn't play mahjong
we do sometimes post mahjsoul porn thoughbeit

>>528688402
wrong tab buddy, /jong/ is in the other direction

>>528688497
>tabs
i don't use trannyfox

>>528688402
of course you just conveniently ignore the recent burst of kokos....not to mention the fucking league

>>528689092
newfag or league tourist
call it

>>528689092
You don't "use" anything.

>41 percent of my views are from America
Just how many fuucking skibidiohioing zoomniggers did this place get in a span of one single year
What the fuck lmao

>>528688135
Looks great

>>528688189
Hello

>>528688231
Yeah, thanks. Always love getting houtei, it's such a hype moment. Got really lucky on it cause all 7s were out and that 8 was the last one. Very fun, it's stuff like that that makes all the rage inducing moments worth it. Even got a rinshan once, that was awesome.

I mainly stuck with riichi instead of soul cause it looks nicer and gives more free rolls. Also Nagi best girl.

>>528689375
weeb shit is being pushed pretty hard in burgerstan

>>528689375
underrated post

>>528688208
Oh I've got a tight semi for you right here anon

>>528687546
WE'RE REACHING SINGULARITY. BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!!

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