Thread 528670732

*Kills YOU* Edition

Previous Chapter 5 Spoilers: >>528650936

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-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
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-The Old Game
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Kris is an incel who frogposts on /r9k/

I LOVE TV!

New kind of whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86182376-3145-9134

Toriel is meant to get impregnated by a human (true and real)

>>528670829
you already posted that, last thread, faggot.

New whiteboard or the old one?

i want to watch these two having sex

>>528670974
Kris is an incel who frogposts on /r9k/

More Kress

>Azzy has another girlfriend?
>Kris...
>You know what we must do

>>528671009
How would they do it with that fucking size difference?

>>528671009
i want to see you shut up for more than half an hour you faggot cuck.

The Devil Headband has no relevancy and will mean nothing.

>>528671048
agreed

>>528671048
>Dess is a shotacon and teaches Kris a grown-up game

Anyone else think Toby is secretly a huge asshole who just hides it all under that facade of wholesomeness and humor?

>>528671209
no u

Kris is shota-coded. Ralsei is shota-coded. Susie is also shota-coded

>>528670732 (OP)
>a Spamton schizo is responsible for making "saving the fox" Youtuber ultimately kill herself
Spamton bros... we can't recover from this.

>>528671314
Toby hates his fans and people for caring about his works and will constantly insult us as evil for playing his games and will never let us be happy by never answering any questions we have.

>>528671314
You mean he's normal? Possibly

You aren't gonna act all surprised when chapter 7 drops and you don't get the true pacifist route because you took the sword pill in gameception mode, right? You grabbed a sword, destroyed everything, used Noelle up, killed your own friends, as well as everyone who powerlessly took shelter to survive your genocide, and the worst of all? You enjoyed it. Just like you enjoyed yesterday.

>>528671202
tenna keeps riding until spamton breaks in half
>>528671209

tenna-tards make me miss the spoids.
there is no substance to a tenna-tard.

>>528671314
let's wait until deltarune is finished before cancelling toby PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

No one will shed a tear.

>>528671372
Cumfess

>>528671252
>mirroring the mass schizophrenic assumption that water is blue, water in the dark world actually is blue

>>528671048
Yikes this is very problematic

>>528671428
>tranny
Is anyone surprised

I demand more chunky Does.

>>528671304
Greentext this. Greentext Kris getting his dick sucked by Dess.

>>528671547
Water is blue

>>528671497
Can this dice freak get his grubby hands off Rambs corpse.

>>528671314
He is INSANELY EVIL. He is COMPLETELY PSYCHOTIC. And THAT'S why MY FAVORITE CHARACTER isn't REAL and IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME.

Um... Krusiechuds? Our response?

Guys, I discovered something (wow). In the shadow, there is T in the background. What it can mean?

>>528671539
Replied to >>528671372 on accident gonna kms

>>528671478
they're the same group, didn't you notice?

>>528671314
I think you are projecting your own bitterness on him

>>528671589
not really.
let's not dwell on his death.
he's punished enough.

>>528671314
only to genocidefags

what will schizo asgore look like?

>>528671697
the tragedy that will befall the heroes is that susie has to take testosterone

>>528671314
Is he a massive faggot lover? Most definitely.

>>528671715
I would kms myself instead of talking to that guy too. You can count that as a confession

>>528671682
Those Kressfuckers need to pay. We will kill Dess and teach Kris to move the fuck on.

>>528671497
I will and have

>>528671539
I want humans to be real. I need to sleep with a human so bad bros.
I can't stand hugging my human body pillow every night. I want to hug a real human.

>>528671048
>>528671548
Y'know it could be normal. Just a kid smitten with their slightly older friend who finds it cute.

>>528671040
You cant frogpost on /r9k/ you normie tourist

>>528671446
My reaction

>>528671861
OMW to break kneecaps

Kriselle sisters... Whoriel wants to steal Kris for herself! How do we stop this drunken whore?

>>528671682
Kill it. Lesbianism is evil, and they are not lesbiancas. Delusion of the perverts in the fanbase.

>>528669625
When it comes to Kris, I'm really caught on the entire SWOONing thing. Since outside of a single theory of real weapons in the darkworld, there isn't really anything to support Kris being able to SWOON enemies. And that theory falls apart because of the Knight's weapon. Despite being called "the black Knife" it very clearly isn't just some regular old Knife in the lightworld, considering that the black shard remains unchanged in the lightworld, even giving you a massive attack boost like it would in the darkworld. Also the fact that it's seemingly able to morph into different shapes like the Knight is, while also being able to regrow the part that was chipped off by Susie. As it stands right now, I think it was the Knight who did the slashes

>>528671930
Kris can though

>>528671252
>Kris can flirt with Hathys and the Watercoolers
>Hathys are hearts
>Watercoolers contain water
>Kris has a heart
>Kris is mostly made of water
Add narcissism to the list.

>>528671314
Depending on your threshold for what counts as an "asshole," that is absolutely the case. Personally, I like him.

>>528671993
Call Carol.

Can someone redpill me on Kris having a goner hand?

>>528671719
I haven't seen this one in forever

Drinking tea with Asgore. Burying my face in Asgore's chest while he gives me a big hug. Telling Asgore I love him whilst I'm face-deep in goat fluff heaven but he doesn't hear me, so I temporarily remove my face to make my feelings absolutely clear before returning to my soft paradise.

FAT FUCK

>>528671791
Probably an entire fake family thing, truman-show like

Susie gets munchies when Kris uses apple shampoo

>>528672105
uh huh

>>528671314
Toby is a closeted misogynist

Can someone just photograph Toby on the street already so we can take a good look at his mid 30s face? Consent is optional, he's a celebrity.

>>528671456
And you don't think a single sitting from Tenna's massive fucking ass is gonna be enough to break the puppet? You say that as if Spamton would be alive for long enough

>>528672057
Ninja Tears when

>>528672057
Dingaling has chilled out in recent years. Most of that shit he said was brought on by a mental breakdown after his dad passed away.

>>528671446
Nah, sword route is fine
I will, however, get fucked because Kris got the sheath title when I just wanted to interact with them and forgot about the sword thing.

>>528671993
kris is resistant to anyone other than his one true love, i wouldn't worry about it

>>528671716
they are, but they are far less interesting.
their fave does not have deep-lore that really entices discussion, while spamtonfags wanted to rape their little brother, tennafags want to fuck their dad.

but because that ain't gay enough, they usually ship them with the spastic manlet and then make him boypregnant because why settle for semi-insane if you could go for gold?

>>528671682
Am I supposed to know where this is from?

>>528672184
Imagine he troons out after the game is finished and that was his dream.

>>528672184
Bold of you to assume he didn't do a plastic surgery to look like a dog

>>528671864
Noelle...

>>528672162
giving susie a mustache to make krusie less toxic and heterosexual?

>>528672014
SWOON is just a more powerful KO state, it's translated as FELL in the Japanese version
If Kris is hiding their power level and using a powerful hidden weapon, and this is is the character who suddenly gets X-Slash in the Spamton fight and carries a knife we can't use, I don't think there's anything stopping Kris from being able to do it off a surprise backstab

>>528671993
It's okay. Asgore will take care of Noelle.

>>528672262
Actually might be back on production. He’s said recently that he’s working on several projects.

>>528671864
Dess...

It's clear Asgore is going to be the next boss but what would make him fight Kris? Also will recruiting everyone involve stealing all his flowers?

>>528672286
Last time I checked he was defending Dylan mulvaney as a trans woman

>>528672316
He looks like he has sex with male goats.

>>528672430
What do you expect from the Deltahomos? Straight is evil to them because they're sick.

>>528671682
where's that even from?
>sorse?

>>528672458
Probably in character for Noelle

>>528672184
here you go bro

>>528672057
How old was Toby when he wrote this? Lmao

>>528672458
asgelle BTFOing both suselle and kriselle in a single image

>>528672630
This is actually creepy, must suck to be tobert

TOBY HAS NOT LEARNED FROM HIS TIME ON HOMESTUCK AND WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL WHEN HE DIES.

>>528672057
You can't exactly act like Toby Fox still thinks like the right, he made both a lesbian romance AND gay romance mandatory to get the good ending in his game, and he crossdresses, too

>>528672458
God I wish that were me.

>>528672630
toby looks like THAT!???!?

>>528672286
The context of that was Trump winning and most good people were upset over it, so I dont blame him

How would the knight's drool taste...?

>>528672124
Like a fish to water

>>528672754
>he crossdresses too
Like half of 4chan is emasculated men, so that doesn't count.

>Suddenly kiwifarms
These threads are so odd with how persistent some people are for years on end. I would ask if they have any hobbies but they wouldn't be here if they did.

I want to believe whatever Kris's plan is it will at least be for something good, but it better have a good fucking reason to attempt, and succeding if it weren't for us, to kill Tenna. Because on the weird route we kill Berdly and Kris acts like a little bitch about it.
I'm trusting you Kris, why can't you?

>>528672361
>>528672596
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/DeltaruneTheThreeHeroes

>>528672738
Who did Toby hurt to earn this?

>>528672738
how mad do you have to be to make something like this?

>>528672738
Doubt it'll happen

>>528670732 (OP)
this is going too far. couples therapy for kris and the soul asap.

>>528672754
>thinks that's actual crossdressing

He's doing that as a joke

>>528672630
Fake.

>>528672738
* You can feel the asspain of a Mikefag emanating from this image.

>>528672710
>it must suck to be a famous multimillionaire with everything you want
oh poor toby.
>>528672774
>Trump winning and most good people were upset over it
lmao what a fragile bitch you are

>>528672885
who gives a shit about tv tropes

>>528672184
Nigga why does he look Turkish

>>528672754
that photo was probably taken within a year of "riding the underground railroad to negrotown" so i don't see your point

>>528672547
...mashallah???

>>528672869
They are seriously pathetic. They know they are just as bad as the people they stalk, if not worse but for some unknown reason they have the audacity to hold the moral highground.

>>528672904
>MY WOODY THEORY WAS A JOKE
>WHO COULD PREDICT THIS?

>>528672882
Why the fuck would it be anything good? His UT incarnation just wanted to kill people.

The weird route fucks with his plans and that's why he gets pissy.

>>528672057
>"oh lord this game just started riding the fagtrain down to homoville pretty quick"
Literally me every time Toby tries to shove Suselle down my throat.

>>528672754
>you can't exactly act like Toby Fox still THINKS LIKE THE RIGHT
holy fucking direction brain batman

Does anyone have the audio file from the "michael bomb" in the mike room?

Someone claimed it contains Bonetrousle but I don't believe it

Kris is in love with Noelle. This is real and canon.
Noelle does NOT love Susie, she just reminds her of her lost sister
Susie is NOT a lesbian.
Toriel IS a whore
Asgore will NEVER be happy
Catthy IS hot
Ralsei IS a faggot

>>528672983
That's Toby 12, there are many Toby clones out there, hiding the identity of the real one.

>>528672885
>tvtropes
those fags get scared at actual cartoons for toddlers, i wouldn't take their word for shit

>>528672983
Not every white person who has dark hair and eyes is a turkroach my guy.

>>528672882
The prophecy that will save the worlds says tv guy has to die (well, just get slashed) but nothing about freezing chicken.

>>528672885
>Its literal fanfiction

>>528672323
Spamton will forever be my #1 little sick freak princess

Would (you)r relationship with Kris change if he knew you wanted to touch his dick?

>>528673064
He is terrified of you in the weird route, in the normal route he just hates you. His goals are probably to rescue Dess or something like that, why the fuck would he team up with Carol and the Knight to open dark worlds just to be evil if he cares about the people in his town somewhat.

>>528673158
Do you have a complete Tobyguide for detecting the separate Tobyvariants?

>>528673098
Like the right as in the right part of the image displaying him saying the funny negro word
He had homestuck songs that literally had 'octoroon' in the name, but he's woke now, just like homestuck's creator liked making jokes about blacks, saying 'retard' and 'faggot', and is now trans

>>528673203
Wonder when the gallery will show up

>>528672956
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE IS THAT A LEITMOTIF?
SAVE ME FRIENDINSIDE

>>528673172
Was the cartoon Summer Camp Island?

I think Toby should end the game with Ralelle because it'd make everyone confused and unhappy. People wouldn't even be prepared to hate it ahead of time. It's such a nothing thing I didn't even know how to correctly combine Noelle and Ralsie names.

>>528673172
They're ok at defining general tropes, but it falls apart when they get into the specifics.

Asking Tenna to lie down on his belly so that I can then lay on top of him and use his squishy butt as a comfortable pillow...

>>528672493
>It's clear Asgore is going to be the next boss
LMAO Asgore fans are so delusional. This is like all the people who thought Toriel or Undyne would be a boss in Chapter 3.
Obviously he's not going to fight Kris because like you point out it makes no fucking sense.

>>528672885
>Tv Tropes
Fucking kek
I love how there are newfags who think Tv Tropes is the BIble.

>>528672458
WTF did she orgasm from the head pet?

riding the underground railroad to negrotown

>>528672823
* Liquid from the Knight's visor drips into your mouth.
* It is strangely... familiar.

>>528672754
Objectively speaking, the existence of gays precludes a good ending; in such a scenario, genocide is morally correct.

>>528672885
TV Tropes has been cucked for several years at this point

>>528673387
Noelle hasn't been touched like that since Dess left please understand

>>528673278
Kris doesn't care. You're just making excuses for him.

>>528673429
Chara was the real hero of Undertale

>>528673157
Ralsei isnt a faggot either. That's the internet trying to lewd him. He's the cute companion of the game, a mascot if you will. Like Pikachu.

Dess nutz was pretty funny tho I'm stealing it

Guys look, it's December!

Too late.

>>528673349
I get where they're coming from, his prophecy in CH4 has the same naming convention in the files as Queen and Tenna.

>>528673275
no, i'm sure kris would be cool with it.

>>528673361
Sadly they're still smarter than the average anon. People here act like they've only seen one fictional story in their entire life

i need more kris x dess sex

>>528672307
Interact with who?

>>528671539
i hate knowing too much about real life situations, i wish i was more ignorant

>>528673261
i love the concept of spamton because he can scream words that you don't understand.
he could tell you everything, but he is not at liberty t osay.
someone is/was watching.

tenna on the other hand is what spamton would be if he wasn't schizo.

>>528673509
Damn that’s good

If you force Noelle to ride with susie in the snowgrave route, will either of them enjoy the ride?

>>528673509
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>528672754
I can and I will. Theres nothing gay about a lady kissing other lady on the cheek. You really think that, you've never been around older women.

>>528672057
>riding the underground railroad down to negrotown
I didn't realize Toby was based like that.

>>528672630
Would plap

>>528673469
>what is the carnival tea
>what are the dialogue choices where he acts independent of you
>what are the actions he takes by just having fun
>why does he msneak out to comfort Noelle
>why does he run awar terrified of you
>why does being a puppet make him scream
I don't get it when losers just spread misinfo to start internet fights, really says something about your lack of a life and lack of balls to cause IRL confrontations.

>>528673609
It will be awkward for everyone but it will be seen as romantic

okay so i wrote my self insert fanfic about human men what are your thoughts
>y/n walking down the streat when suddenly
>you trip but kris deltarune catches u!
>he looks down at you with his big sexy cool red eyes and says
>"hello beautiful, your many arms/tentacles/horns/eyes/(insert appropriate feature here) are like super pretty"
>you blush as he goes into totally snog you like tongue stuff
>BUT!
>because of being HUMAN and you monster it is FORBIDEN
>"no!" you say as you push the handsum human away!
>"i cannot kiss you because my father/mother/gaurdian" wouldn't allow it!
>then he leans in and says "kiss me anyway baby"
>then you say "okay"
>and then the tongue stuff with lots of smooching like a LOT of smooching and its super hot
what do you think?

The lines during the Knight boss fight makes me think that the Knight is Kris' knife + his violent urges.

Collect my skittles.

>>528673387
>>528673468
No, she orgasmed because of how big Asgore's hand was. She literally fantasizes about what he could do to her.

>>528672057
"Oh jeez this game just started riding the underground railroad down to negrotown pretty fast"

>>528673692
NTA but
*Proceed

>>528673775
the knife may have Dess's dust on it

>>528673567
Kris

>>528673765
Thanks Susie, your writing is getting better.

>>528673765
Noelle there is Ao3 for that

>>528673278
>terrified
Good. It's funny to me how Kris acts like they are the one in control. Imagine pissing off a demon that has got you by the balls.

>>528672885
>TVTroons
Were there no literally whos on twitter for you to repost? Is lesbian shit so dead that you had to resort to this?

TOP FIVE MOST RETARDED THEORIES
>Asriel is secretly dead
>Dess is secretly a human
>The SOUL is Dess
>Anything involving Chara
>The weird route is actually the only way to get a happy ending for the characters! The creepypasta bullshit means it's working!

>>528673830
I don't think so.

We know that deceased people don't manifest consistently in dark worlds but the Knight has been present in every single one.

>>528673765
Jockington wrote this, he doesn’t know Kris’s last name is “Dreemurr” somehow

>>528673765
SOVL...

>>528673559
don't we all

>>528673785
Green Pippins in this image makes me think of sexo... It's the fucking eyes

I just reached chapter 2 and oh lord, this game just started riding the fagtrain down to homoville pretty quick

>>528673631
>The original just has the fucking Open Season Asgore in the corner for no reason
Man this fandom runs memes into the ground.
Kinda like Asgore's truck running Dess into the ground.

Does gaster want us carnally

>>528673347
Asking Tenna to lay down on his aching old man back to straddle his squishy belly

>>528673416
Hand holding is cute

>>528673961
yeah if going by the script is the good route, then why would kris be a good guy if he actively works with the knight and the people that just threw a fucking titan at us.

i am getting mixed signals if the apocalypse-hoes are not the bad guys, then how am i worse.

YOUR TO

>>528673961
yay, Susie Gaster didn't make the retarded list

>>528674113
anons will see this and think suselle won't be a thing lol

Dess was a loner with no friends like Susie. Absolutely no one is bothered by her disappearing. Kris is bothered by Susies threats, doesnt heal from Neolle tea, and wont pray for Azzy because his best friend dissapeared and the world moved on.

>>528673807
Oda or Fox, which will stick the landing on an extremely hyped ending better I wonder?

>>528674146
The tweets before chapters 3-4 came out were pretty weird

>>528672171
...

Cute.

>>528674203
IT WONT! IT WONT IT WONT IT WONT!
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>pissing and shitsing and fillingh my diaper

Ralsei calls it a "Gerson statue" earlier, but we never see any statues in the light world. What's up with that?

>>528674146
The bluesky posts were romantic in a way, that part about needing each other.

Very bold of Toby Fox to create a character who's both misogynistic and homosexual. This can only mean he knows a lot of gay men.

>>528674203
I think it will be a thing. But it's still a terrible fucking pairing.

why thread in 2022 again

>>528674228
Deltarune will atleast have an ending, Oda will die before he completes his masterpiece

>>528674228
One Piece is already shit, so

YOUR TOW IS TOO SLOW

>>528671650
>"Yeah, sit down on the bed, Kris."
>Kris is nervous
>Dess usually makes him feel safe, but there's a weird tension in the air he doesn't understand
>Dess is already breathing heavier, her eyes are wide
>naturally nervous as fuck about being caught despite nobody but the two of them being home
>even so, she's pulling his shorts down and shaking with excitement
>Kris is shaking too, but more because he's scared and uncertain about this
>Dess frees his little cock and starts teasing it with her fingers
>it's small but that's to be expected
>she can't believe she's actually doing this
>but now that it's happening...
>"Hey Kris, close your eyes for a sec."
>Kris does so silently
>he gasps when, a second later, something warm and wet surrounds his little dick
>Dess shivers and moans, the vibration of her voice tickles him
>Kris sits there, hands gripping the covers, eyes closed tightly while Dess sucks him off
>Dess is too busy rubbing his tummy and thighs to even touch herself
>Kris doesn't like how weird she's being
>he doesn't like the way her mouth is making him oversensitive
>he doesn't ask her to stop because it's Dess
>Dess decides he's a little too passive
>grabs his hands and puts them on her horns
>Kris holds them, the movement forcing him to focus on the oral he's getting again
>something weird is building up
>Kris starts to shake
>his grip tightens on her horns
>Dess doesn't slow down
>all of a sudden, Kris lets out a loud gasp
>Dess can feel the way his little dick is twitching
>he's cumming, but still too young to produce anything
>Dess sits there with is dick in her mouth for a good minute after he stops twitching
>Kris tries not to cry
>Dess puts him in her lap and kisses his cheek the same way she normally does
>but it feels different now
>Dess is already trying to plan out when she can babysit Kris next

>>528672432
Swoon is clearly supposed to be something special though? Kris is holding back, but there's really nothing to support him having that ability. The only theory there is his knife in the dark world, but there isnt really anything to support that yet. And the Knight's weapon isn't a regular knife brought into the darkworld, the black fragment remaining effectively the same suggests that the Knights weapon is roughly the same in the lightworld as it is in the darkworld.

>>528673961
Four retarded theories and one canon fact

>>528674113
it doesn't have to, you know?
just saying.

>>528673765
>young nigga walking down the street
???

>>528674146
i mean i don't love him or anything but i wouldn't mind putting out, he's been real cool you know

>>528674225
It's OK, Carol can't move on, either.

>>528674225
>Kris is bothered by Susies threats
where?
>doesnt heal from Neolle tea
he does though, it's a little better healing than Ralsei tea.

>>528674203
seethelle

>>528674118
yeah, and they refuse to let em even be subverted sometimes too
>someoine animates a version of dess running over asgore
>IMMEDIATELY gets countered with an image of her dying anyway
funny thing is this is the most accurate version of the meme since she veers off the road to hit him

>>528674113
I saved that image. I'm using that everytime someone brings up the homo shit.
>>528674203
But there's nothing gay about this. Susie and Noelle barely interacted, this meeting in the Dark World is the first time they had a real conversation. Susie wants friends, now that she made friends with Kris.

>>528674406
which one is fact?

Is Kris slash the new Kris Knight?

>>528673785
HOLY FUCK I LOVE THE ADDISONS

>>528673961
The weird route isn't the only way to get a happy ending, but it IS forcing the prophecy to be followed

>>528674420
Ah, yes going in chapter 7 of snowgrave all to abort it and say calm down Noelle it was all just a big prank

I LOVE GASTER SOOOOOOOOO FREAKING MUCH!

>>528673961
I like how it hinted in Noelle's and Susie's dialogue that game has an evil route and crayon eaters on this board still think that you need to mindrape Noelle for the good ending

>>528673310
He has yet to do anything that I would consider woke. He's kept his public image cleaner than before but overall he seems like the same weirdo gamer he's always been. I'm not a poltard direction brain, so gay romances don't bother me as long as they're written well. (Hence why I'm willing to play Toby's games but not politically correct AAA walking simulator slop.) Neither of his games are pushing a political agenda so far. ("Murder is bad" doesn't count as political, it's not even an unpopular opinion, or it wasn't back then.)

>>528674203
Susie is oblivious to love and assumes Noelle just wants to enjoy the Dark World, something that Susie has also learned how to enjoy.

>>528674648
>Addisons are gummy bears
>Pippins are skittles

>>528674203
This is a typical reaction upon seeing something terrible. It's like when someone dies in a movie and they go on about how it can't be true. If Toby were smart, he'd realize that everyone outside of his social media bubble dislikes it and change corse.

>>528674652
Isn't weird route "the forbidden route"?

>>528674652
The weird route is very obviously anti-prophecy.

after beating jevil with over 132 attempts, i'm taking a break from playing deltarune for a few days

>>528674228
fuck One Piece. it's socialist propaganda

As the only Kress shipper since chapter 1 I want to thank Toby for finally getting everyone else on the same page. Took 7 years but we finally here.

>>528674616
I legitimately don't understand how there's any confusion about him doing it. The slash came from that direction, he had a motive, the Knight knighted him afterwards and Ralsei literally says "how could you" afterwards. Like how can you even interpret that in any other way, unless you're being obtuse on purpose.

>>528673765
>FORBIDEN
...jackenstein?

>>528674801
lol

>>528674228
you think toby would tell me the ending if i was dying?

>>528674752
did you forget the donating to blm during 2020? lmao

>>528674893
Yes but he’d make sure you died right after

>>528674203
Yes, it won't be a thing in sword route

>>528672307
>is fine
Kris disagrees.

>>528674801
You suck but I respect the determination

>>528674305
Not enough gotes to scare away the undesirables

>>528675002
DOE PREGGY

>>528674616
I don't believe the theory and I think it was the Knight who did the slashes, but the only thing it has in common with Kris Knight is that it will be a theory people argue about for likely the rest of the game until there's more clear information. "Rudy is the Knight" is probably the new Kris Knight.

>>528674985
Why does everyone hate the bird but then refuse to snowgrave him

>>528674203
Schizos belong in the schizo route after all

>>528674847
You've got to be kidding. Shipping off a single mention of a yet-to-be-seen character?

>>528674717
>literally kills half the town
>"jus'-a prank, bro."

>>528674801
You'll need one

Catti if she was a good character.

>>528674897
>>528674967
Weird how he made Undyne a cop

>>528675002
Need cute preggo wife in denial of her attractiveness.

>>528675116
Her head is too fucking big

>>528673807
I love Toby's sense of humor, the uninhibited verison of it from before he became famous is even better. I wish his older internet activity was archived somewhere.

kinda weird that suselle makes /utg/ seethe so much when it's obvious its the canon pairing

>>528673172
Its basically:
>NightmareFuel: something fucked up done by the villain is vewy fucked up because it huwts the people he intended to huwt unu

No one will mourn Berdly.

>>528674814
>all collectivism is soviet socialism

>>528675118
the police force is woke
nonbinary ghost, lesbian woman, kicked out the only white male (asgore)

>>528674801
INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT, OOOOOORAHHHHH

>>528674864
well you see anon, since ralsei "i'm so depressed because i know fucking everything that's going to happen even the bad bits" deltarune didn't immediately try to murder him the next time they met clearly it couldn't have been him

>>528675116
I now understand why she's fat

>>528675093
Everything about this ship, just so stereotypical and tryhard.

Why are people arguing about the Knight when the game outright explains to you that Dark Fountains are being made by random townspeople
>Noelle made chapter 2s Dark World which is why Queen is like her mom and most of Cyber City is the festival she loves
>Chapter 4 has two Dark Fountains clearly made by Father Alvin
The Knight is obviously mind controlling people into making Fountains.

>>528674281
It's Gerson's remains. Ralsei lied for some reason.

>>528675118
It makes total sense, kek.
Undyne is actively looking for excuses to arrest people in a town that barely commits crime. She put those dogs in jail for "stealing" library books that they were gonna return. She's definitely fit to be a cop.

>>528671314
"anyone who is genuinely cool and/or good is secretly an asshole, i can't accept the reality that anyone is actually just good because that would imply i need to put in the tiniest bit of personal effort to become less shitty myself"

>>528675116
Catti if she was Catti
>>528675220
Probably not

>>528675002
LET'S FUCK(ING GO!)

UTG TELL ME

>YOUR FAVE
>YOUR FAVORITE ALIEN ROCK LESBIAN

>>528675343
Not round enough

>>528675265
Queen was created by Dess specifically, Tenna says so.

>>528675116
you could have written Catthin

>>528675172
>>528675257
I'm too lazy to re-draw the head.

>>528675042
Well, fuck Kris. The game was an amazing experience and beating the Knight was even better, they can abuse me with another hockey puck for all I care. Just close your eyes and walk away from the screen dude

>>528673961
>>528674163
>>528674743
>>528674791
Both routes are following the prophecy so far, that's the whole point of Ralsei's breakdown at the end of Chapter 4. Everything has been as the prophecy said it would be up to that point.
Ralsei is now more devoted to stopping it before the tragedy now, but overall the plot will probably play out no matter what we do at first, requiring a reset after the "intended ending" where we change something like how True Pacifist goes.

The big difference with Weird Route is that (You) are making your own actions. (You) are making Noelle stronger and putting a part of the SOUL into her, probably so she can take the fall for (You) in the ending of the prophecy as The Angel.
Neolle will probably fuck the entire world over with the godly power, but hey, we get to keep playing Deltarune after so it's fine. But Spamton's warning will be 100% accurate: we're going to be free but left in a desolate world without anything to do and not even an enemy to kill us.

>>528674396
You know, I kinda want this to be canon now.

>>528675376
queeb
ujhhh the small green dorito was fun

>>528675343
Do you guys think Catti is insecure about her weight?

>>528675185
>kinda weird that Sweet Cap'n Cakes makes /utg/ seethe so much when it's obvious they're canon

>>528675376
That’s a good gaster
Noelle
I didn’t watch that one sorry

>>528675376
>Kris
>Peridot

Well we already got Suselle discussion can we get some Kris gender debate going as well?

>>528675185
My weird says you are wrong

>>528673961
Weird Route only makes sense if the normal ending is bittersweet. If Aerith didnt die, no one would be searching for a secret route. The only purpose of a secret route is to get a better ending.

>>528673328
>chapter 7
>noelle directly confesses her love for susie to susie herself.
>susie answers "sorry, but i dont feel the same way.", then susie leaves
>noelle looks around
>"This one will work, then." and noelle suddenly kisses ralsei and drags him away.
>next time you see them, ralsei and noelle are happily dating

>>528675185
>"BUT KRIS NEEDS TO SEX THE DINO BECAUSE I AM LITERALLY KRIS IN IRL"

>>528675504
Dont encourage this

>>528675043
i wish i played more video games besides undertale and deltarune

>>528675110
Yep. I 100% called that my divine gaster given mission was to save Kris's hot older girlfriend from the smallest implications and I'm winning basically.

Now that I think about it, when Ralsei talked about him thinking that prophecy might change if they were kind enough, he was talking about Kris. Ever since meeting them, Ralsei has done nothing but try to be perfect little servant for Kris in naive belief that they were just sad and needed a friendly face, a tasty cake, a comforting word etc. in order to avoid prophecy.

>>528675435
>Both routes are following the prophecy so far, that's the whole point of Ralsei's breakdown at the end of Chapter 4. Everything has been as the prophecy said it would be up to that point.
Ralsei is not present during Snowgrave so how the fuck would he know if the prophecy was being followed at that time?

>>528675315
They were trying to break into the mansion.

>>528675518
she wouldn't be upset about that, sicko that she is

>>528674396
I FUCKING LOVE SHOTACON DESS
I WANT DESS TO GROOM KRIS FROM AN INCREDIBLY YOUNG AGE

>>528675185
the existance if a genocide route in UT attracted a swathe of attack on titan refugees that are too scarred by how the ending wasn't eren creating a global ethnostate and going home to his pregnant tradcath princess wife to live the rest if his life as HyperHitler god-king of earth.
Every ship that roesn't involve the MC makes them feel like the author is personally making a cuckold out of them

>>528673765
>Jackenstein makes tiny short storeys about the Lancer Fanclub

>>528675185
faggotry is sort of repulsive and worse yet: its badly written to make it irredeemable to the audience.

toby could've made suselle really cute and endearing but its actually just awkward scenes with noelle barely getting any words out but managing to waste every dialogue with us how much her snatch is dripping wet thinking about her.

>>528675504
*makes out sloppy style with Gaster to the point that the entire thread is uncomfortable*
no

>>528675548
Why do you reply to yourself like this?

>>528674420
Weird route is the way to go

>Suselle becomes canon, because you are too shit in farming Krusie points
>Kris sacrifices themselves to be with Dess in the dark forever
damn

>>528674560
https://deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl/

>>528673554
Touchè

>>528675706
HAHAHA

>>528671314
>"yes."
>"yes."
>"yes."

Asriel if he Alucard

The pain of Catti Cattenheimer

>>528675237
you can't be awakened to the harm of systemic oppression while remaining a major part of that very system, which is why all cops are bastards

>>528675504
I hate the Suselle tranny so much. You know it's mostly one anon

>>528675597
He's talking about the broad strokes of everything. He says the same thing about wanting to fight the prophecy in Weird Route, but his dialogue does change with him questioning if the other end would be even worse.
Normal
>* I... I want to. I want to believe again.
>* I want to believe... it can change!
>* That there isn't just one ending!
>* Susie's hope... Her naive hope...
>* It's... infectious, isn't it, Kris?
>* ... So, until we see fate with our own eyes...
>* Let's believe, too.

Weird
>* I... I want to. I want to believe again.
>* I want to believe... it can change!
>* That there isn't just one ending!
>* But...
>* What would that be...?
>* If there was something else, what would it be...?
>* And how do we know
>* It wouldn't be something even worse?

>>528675376
Susie McCallister

>>528675568
Do it
RPGs are easy to get into

>>528675376
>Kris
>Jasper or Rose Quartz

>>528675435
>we're going to be free but left in a desolate world without anything to do and not even an enemy to kill us.

OK yeah this is it.

the world is going to be all gray, goner world like the "evil grass" in mancountry

>>528675614
>Dess creates a darkworld with all of Kris's items that she got from Kris.
>Now she can molest darkner Kris's to her hearts desire
Imagine

>>528674897
Everyone was pressured into having a stance on that, that basically doesn't mean anything. It's not like he turned BLM into his entire personality and continued to express support for them even after they were revealed to be a bunch of frauds, he's not flying random palestine and pride flags on his social media accounts, he's remained extremely apolitical for the most part.

>>528675185
It's more weird that incels play such a LBTBQ+ game in the first place

>>528675376
>Tenna
>Jesse, what the fuck are talking about?

>>528671314
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Na%C3%AFve_cynicism

NOELLE ATE DESS AND THE KNIGHT IS THE REMAINS OF HER SKELETAL CORPSE

>>528675907
the beast found its next meal

Toriel is drunk again...

>>528671428
wait, what??? saving the fox youtuber?? that makes me think of SaveAFox which is a legit normal actually good youtube channel that has nothing to do with this fandom but..
wait, what the fuck. it really is her? what the FUCK happened? what the actual fuck happened. i guess i can say she was too good for this world and actually mean it legitimately this time

>>528675314
No it's definitely a statue.

>>528675376
Asgore
Wtf is an alien rock lesbian

The most important question that needs to be answered...
Will Susie's and Kris' project get an A?

>>528675976
I would even be fine with Noelle being trans, but this pairing is undeniably awful

>>528675626
How young are you talking?

>>528675548
>faggots playing suselle for representation
>normal people playing weird route because the dialogue makes one gag.
>>528675728
you shall enjoy the game, especially ch4.

>>528675976
maybe they just enjoy the menral gymnastics it takes to keep pretending the game is slept?

>>528675976
Kris is literally me (except for the Vessel, who actually is literally me)

>>528675449
Compared to having no arms or being made of fire being fat seems pretty trivial. Maybe Catti compares herself to other cat monsters idk.

Toriel is asleep again...

>>528674281
>Gerson statue
>>528675314
>>528676083
But where was the statue from, didn't see anything about it anywhere.

>>528675002
literally the hottest shit possible >>528675152
i dont know if there is a tag i can search to see more stuff like this but i need more in general.

>>528675868
I know the truth about Toby is that he believes cops are just better and more respectable people than teachers

>>528676073
Trannies and furries made a reddit dedicated to ruining her life and it worked.
That person was just the person who led it.
Trannies will do anything to kill/replace actual woman.
News at 11.

>>528675976
It isn't though. That's not what it is.

>>528676257
is this a fetish thing

>>528675614
She’s not a sicko

>>528676307
>noelle_holiday pregnant
?

>>528675862
This looks like future Catti who got an actual job.

>>528675185
>You HAVE to like this pairing because it's canon!
Who gives a shit if it's canon? It's a shit pairing that's boring and lame.

Kris is evil.
We need a Kris suffering playthrough.

Please remember to refer to Kris using they/them pronouns, they are nonbinary in-lore

>>528676374
I don't think so.

>>528676432
Snowgrave route.

>>528675976
>stereotypically chauvinist pairing but GAY

>>528675568
play the following
>soul blazer
>illusion of gaia
>terranigma
>mother trilogy

>>528676409
If anyone is a sicko it would be Rudy. He is stuck in the hospital, major sicko right there.

>>528676449
Until we see the nonexistent wiener, I say otherwise.

Fave hates the world and everyone in it.

>>528673961
>Ralsei is an aborted/miscarried fetus from Asriel fucking Dess/Asgore fucking Toriel
>Rouxls Kaard is the Knight
>The entire Woody theory

>>528675595
The real question is why doesn't Kris just kill Ralsei as soon as the chance appears?
Ralsei obviously knows everything and Kris knows that he does. Ralsei could easily spill the beans to Susie, so why not just shut him up for good? There has to be a reason why Kris keeps him alive.

>>528676423
Catti already has an actual job.

>>528676454
it looks like a fetish thing

>>528676432
Kris isn't evil if he is working with Dess.

>>528676449
Not again.........

>>528676432
>https://youtu.be/aDPOR4hfe-U?list=RDaDPOR4hfe-U
>you force kris to not be a faggot for once
>his very essence screams non-vocally

blessed route.

>>528675976
Weird route is the main why I play this game

>>528672458
The weirdest ships get the hottest art

>>528676631
I mean like an office job.

>>528676449
The funny thing is that that image would actually work on some people.

You know if you keep pushing Suselle as the ship that people HAVE to like because it's gay, then that's only going to make people more homophobic because you're using one of the worst romances to represent ALL gay romances

>>528676409
it's a pure love i understand, but some would call it sick

>>528676449
I FUCKING HATE YOU

>>528675376
Spamton G. Spamton
Bob

>>528676652
Is this an image made for Ants, Tenna?

>>528676637
I think that says more about you then it does anything else.

>>528676598
Toby's long-winded spiel about abortion when?>>528675976
That's why weird route exists. Options. And options. Are good.

>>528675752
That's not even him being afraid by Susei's threats. He kinda likes it since he lets her do it which is something we know from the tea, and how he reacts to her like enthusiastically barking like a dog among other things.
If anything it says more about Susie like that she has no mom.

How many of you don't actually know what kris' motives are yet?

I see people thinking he's trying to be altruistic but that's really not it at all.

>>528675923
Alphys mentions the shelter could be something worse than a disaster which makes me think we'll only get in there when doing Snowgrave, like a reverse secret lab from Undertale.

I want to see Kris suffer.

>>528675652
I liked the Shinkeki no Kyojin ending, it felt right. It's no Death Note but it's a neat take on a protagonist turning into a villain that needs to be stopped.

>>528674281
it came from the same place all the Queen vases came from in cyber city

>>528676758
GASTER NO WATCH OUT THE WATER COOLER IS TOO STRONG

>>528676932
cancer

>>528676720
>Office jobs are more of a real job then service jobs
Anon white collar office jobs are probably the most unreal jobs there are.

>>528676783
Honestly someone posted the same image but readable, but I just can't stop posting this one instead for some reason

>>528676612
The prophecy requires ralsei, as he's the third hero, thats why

>>528676449
Fuck off, troon.

Undyne isn't just a cop. She would definitely be a fed if she qualified for it.
Remember that she deliberately tried to kill a child in Undertale(she felt bad about it later but she was straight up ready to kill a child).

>>528676947
>think our GOAT gaster wouldn't curbstomp the water cooler
non-believer!

>>528676102
They'll throw some bullshit together last second and get an A because Alphys is a pushover.

>>528676806
it looks a lot like bad sfm porn

>>528674401
I don't think there's any evidence for Swoon being anything more special than getting got extra hard, but even if it is then I think Kris, as the Knight's follower, having some Knight-like abilities would make sense wouldn't it
Let's just compile the evidence for why Kris could have done it
>Kris is placed behind Susie for the backstab
>The slash color matches Kris's white-blue slashes but not the Knight's red slashes
>Kris is holding back, we don't know how much but it could be a lot especially if they're a boss fight later
>Kris has a weapon we can't use
>Ralsei's "How could you" reaction
>The fight going on for longer would allow for Undyne to show up and derail things, so Kris has a motive especially if getting her involved was something they did behind the Knight's back
>It just makes for a more interesting story
It's a lot when compared to why the Knight could've done it
>The Knight can maybe do a teleports behind u instakill slash, although it doesn't do any teleporting otherwise IIRC
>Susie and Ralsei both get Swooned

If it turns out that this was all a big mix-up and the Knight really did do it then I guess that's that but I'm going with the Kris interpretation

>>528674396
How will noelle react if she discovers that her old lovely Sister is actually a freak?

>>528672051
>>Kris can flirt with Hathys and the Watercoolers
>>Hathys are hearts
So you're saying Kris wants to fuck the SOUL

>>528676449
nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCF3YY9BwBs

I liked this song more before someone pointed out it was just "uwa so temperate" slowed down. Now it feels cheap.

Smooch the prince

>>528676449
Using they/them pronouns doesnt mean kris is non-binary, why would you assume kris's gender too, hm?

>>528677184
Theythem look like theythem fuck red SOULS

>It's TV Time!
>It's Pizza Time!
Which is more powerful

>>528677159
I suppose you would know about that wouldn't you?

>>528677178
"damn why didn't she molest me too"

Krismas is a Holiday

>>528676983
You know what I meant.

>>528677314
Studge the prince.

>>528677095
>to break the prophecy, all Ralsei has to do is to kill himself
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>528676887
it could've been fine if the last few chapters wasn't dedicated to reversing ALL of eren's development by showing he was actually just like he was pre-timeskip the entire time even pretending in his head (and i have seen people think that was good writing somehow), along with that random extra bit isayama added to the end later so he could do the whole "it's all in a cycle ooooooo" bit that just made it look like eren was right (plus showing mikasa actually moved on after having eren crying over not being able to be with her is just kinda in bad taste, really)

>>528677439
I can't believe Asgore was the shelter the whole time

>>528677328
No...d-don't anon
Don't mention the name
Please...anon
He's going to respond to your post. Quickly anon, say something quirky before he-

>>528677439
It's over for Kris

>>528677434
just use a revive item dummy

>>528677131
If Gaster's such a GOAT why does he hide behind the menus? Why not come out and show off his fighting capabilities?
Oh wait, he's too much of a coward to let himself "exist" and have his power levels be accurately assessed.
Gaster? More like FRAUDSTER

>>528671446
Yeah, Susie and Noelle will also get horribly maimed in the True Pacifist ending for killing all those helpless Dragon Blazers NPCs. Serves them right.

>>528677178
>>528677391
>Noelle finds out
>Dess has to groom her sister alongside Kris so that neither of them snitch on her

>>528677328
>Bigot Tower

>>528677410
If Kris was originally a holiday like some suggest why are they with the Dreemurrs now. would the plot be much different if Kris was still a holiday?

>>528674228
One piece has been shit longer than it’s been good. But honestly the only people we even talk about One Piece online are nearly always massive fans anyways so Oda can cop out and never show the One Piece itself and rush the final war but people will still hype it up.

>>528676875
guuhhhh height difference imagine the cuddling guuhhh

>>528677314
Please let me smooch the fluffy boy Mr. Fox

>>528677439
Enraged Peppino would turn the knight into mozzarella cheese.

>>528677328
I love Pizza Tower

>>528676932
This shit looks like one of those "Human I remember your genocides" memes

>>528675376
Asgore.
Uhh... Fluttershy?

>>528677328
Peppino takes damage when hit with TVs in the Pizzahead fight so therefore Peppino loses the Tenna matchup

Human
Remember
who you are
you are my son
and the one true king

>>528677762
That's because it is

>>528672114
I really want to believe that the asgore anon is a biological girl, because if that was the cae it would be a sign of the world healing and people are starting to develop good taste.
But I know that's not the truth. Just another barafag....

No, no, post GOOD things!

>>528677314
HANDS OFF (MY) FATED PRINCE YOU INSOLENT LITTLE FOOL

>>528676073
Yeah, it’s real. The Spamton troon also wants to fuck animals.

>>528676865
It's the prison where gaster is locked up

freak freak freaky family

>>528677623
inb4 someone asks to make Tenna fatter

Human I befriended you're Mother 3 times last night.

>>528677729
Eventually, we will be friends with everyone, just as Toby hopes. The dating VN spinoff comes after.

>>528677534
uhh Bigot Pizza or something

>>528677662
>groom-triangle intersecting the gay cuck pentagon
shit's getting complex here.
i don't want to conceptualize a gay relationship dodecahedron network.

How static are your filenames? Sometimes I attempt to save an image only to find out I saved that exact image before because I typed in the same filename I used for the last one. Saves me from saving duplicates if nothing else.

>>528677710
Kris is the Cage of the prophecy
In the prophecy, Love finds its way to the Girl
If you wanted to manipulate the prophecy so that the Love for the Girl comes from the Cage, you'll need to find the Cage, find the Girl and then hook them up
It's easier to hook them up if they're not siblings but neighbors that meet each other a lot and get told to go in the same ferris wheel

>>528677434
>Ralsei tells you and Susie not to worry too much about Darkners
>it's because he is holding onto his trump card in case he fails to change prophecy without killing himself

>>528677986
Date-a-rune

>>528678010
Is it the Suselletranny also making those posts?

>>528676863
No fucking idea. Back to square one.
>I see people thinking he's trying to be altruistic but that's really not it at all.
Despite everything, Kris does care for their friends. Stops holding back in the Knight fight if Susie and Ralsei are downed. I'm still clinging to this dialogue in Chapter 1 and taking it to mean that Kris wants to save the worlds by fulfilling the prophecy, working with the Knight is part of carrying out fate.
If nothing else, they made a promise to someone, upholding that seems pretty altruistic to me.

>>528676580
>>528676758
>>528677107
>>528677195
>>528677326

Kris is who THEY are, which is Kris, please don't misgender

spamtenna love !

>>528677710
Because history cannot be rewritten too much. The protagonist is adopted by the Dreemurrs, Toriel and Asgore divorce, Asriel disappears, and Toriel has sex with Sans while Asgore masturbates to flowers

>>528677942
milklooker is probably the only sensible person in the whole game
i wouldnt want anything to do with freak family either

>>528676865
>>528677927
Wait
this actually unironically fits if Susie's dad is Gaster. Alphys would know, she lives in the same building

>>528671446
I don't know about (You), but Kris isn't gonna be paying for that in particular, they literally look away from the screen in pain when (You) kill Susie and Ralsei.

>>528677986
If Toby doesn't make it I will.

>>528677662
>blatantly favors kris over noelle so she ends up developing a complex over it
>this impacts her later relationship with susie where she REFUSES the idea of susie paying attention to anyone other than her
all roads lead to yandeer...

You are travelling along a theme park ride. There us inly one track. Do you
>A) Enjoy the sights and music
>B)Kick the back of the chair in front of you, elbow the person sitting bext to you, and keep tipping the cart trying to make it fall off the track
>C) Unbuckle your belt, get up out of the cart, and explore the ride's backstage

>>528677927
Which Gaster?

>>528677942
freak family stays in the family
>you must wait 6 seconds before posting an image reply.

>>528672286
If my Dad dies my last priority would be libbing out on main,.

>>528678121
the difference is in who you would fuck - I'd fuck femkris and adrog kris, not masc kris

>>528677660
asgore dumpy...

>>528678103
and kill off her sister so she doesn't hook up with her either
and now that susie's a threat she has to be dealt with too

Sometimes
it feels like some of you guys are actively trying to find ways to insert politics into the conversation

>>528678162
dark world flowey is going to just keep repeating hes a thirsty little flower he needs it in his mouth

I can't wait for the epic scene of Carol injecting Rudy with Determination so he can hulk out and rip Susie in half

>>528678103
>Kris is the Cage of the prophecy
we don't even know this for sure since the heart can seemingly go wherever the fuck it wants

>>528678324
That’s what boomers like Tenna and spamton do

>>528677710
Kris was taken out of the Holiday household because Toriel came by early on Christmas day and found this >>528677410 occurring

Small-town politics made it more convenient to just get the kid out of the mayor's house but it's the reason the Dreemurs don't associate with the Holidays much anymore

>>528678330
>the only way to let him die is to be on the weird route
what the FUCK tobert

what would you do if some strange man told you it was tv time?

>>528678324
You deltarune fans sure are a contentious people!

>>528676932
>Early chapters: I am nothing but a tool please feel free to hit me or do anything you want to me!
>Middle Chapters: I still think you lightners are more important than me but I am starting to develop my won feelings, likes, dislikes, fears...
>Final chapters: I feel like I am truly alive and even if I'm an object in the real world I still think I have value and love being what I now consider "Alive!" and I love you guys!
That's when we're going to kill him, he needed to understand he was alive and important before we could end him.

>>528678119
I'm going with my Deltarune-is-It's-A-Wonderful-Life theory where Kris has promised suicide for the Knight and we're tasked with stopping it
It explains why Kris is so OK with betraying Susie in the end even if they clearly really like her a lot, if the plan was to sacrifice Susie it'd be one thing but if Kris is the one who dies in the end then they just get "what they deserve" in their own mind

>>528678324
Idk what’s up with this thread it’s late 2022 early 2023 tier of quality right now, probably 3 day bans being up

>>528677905
You built yourself up and let yourself down, I can't help you anon. I also like Ralsei and Asriel, if that makes you feel any better

>>528678479
cum

>>528678420
The cage needs to have human parts and Kris is conspicuously the only human in Hometown where the prophecy is happening

>>528676932
>Kris... Please don't kill me!!!
What is that sprite kek

>>528676419
no i mean specifically
>cute preggo wife in denial of her attractiveness
this whole part.

Why did the Asgore running over Dess meme really take off?

>favorite character
>favorite music

>>528678768
It’s funny

>>528678768
someone made a funny gif

>>528678780
Spamton
[BIG SHOT]

I'm not horny for him I just think he's neat

>>528678780
Spamton, deathrock

>>528678324
>>528678154
All I'm saying is, I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of them gotta be ugly.

>>528677362
these fucking memes actually make me laugh everytime.
please post more.

>>528678479
politely but firmly tell him to leave

Here's my theory

>>528678294
His dad was basically the most important person in his life, and was literally the inspiration for Brad as a character, and his passing drove him off the deep end. Then people took advantage of his emotional weakness to brainwash him.

>>528675110
Early Dessposting was fun because it took people months to realize that she was a girl: https://archived.moe/vg/thread/244536539/#244588371
In the months before that there were nevertheless a lot of posts shipping M!Dess with Asriel. Some things don't change

>>528678780
>Flowey
>french house, edgy shit, anything 80s styled or when they jam something on a bass guitar.

>>528678547
Who ends up seeing the "goner town" where they never existed in this scenario?

Kris kills themselves, so who's living in "pottersville?"

>>528676875
Get in line!

>>528678690
yhe cage just needs parts. only the soul 8s specifically human

>>528678575
asgore is made for tender sex

>>528676061
>>528676257
Nice model

>>528678898
spamton only got a little ugly after his downfall. he's older and kinda stinks now but hey what's how tenna likes him

>>528675321
Not the case when it's something that peeks out on occasion

The horrible tragedy the prophecy talks about is that Susie will end up needing to get glasses because of her near-sightedness and she'll look like a big dweeb.

>>528679167
Asgore is made for tender steak

how are you today anons?

>>528678949
I'm a Susie Gaster believer (either her father or her future self after obtaining meta powers), but it's far more likely that Gaster looks like the Blaster head which is already a dragon skull, than mysteryman

kris is a male
>but they/them
meant to subvert expectations
if kris started getting he/him'd after the reveal people would rightfully call toby a hack, and it'd result in too many pointless speculations and theories

Asgore has a micropenis.

>>528676875
>>528679138
jesus christ
...got more?

>>528675537
The normal route having a bittersweet ending doesn't mean the weird route will have a happy ending. Ralsei literally spells it out for you that it'll be even worse. If there's a happy ending, it's not from doing the mindbreak creepypasta route, it's from something else. You're supposed to do the weird route for fun, like Noelle with her glitchy headless cats.

>>528679001
I almost kinda remember Dess x Asriel posting from way back then. And that's all I got, my memory has really faded over the years

>>528678780
>Flowey
>Black Knife

the telly_ is fattening again...

where soundtrack download
>just copy the music from the install files
I want the proper track titles and album numbering

>>528679249
Quite happy yesterday I finished the Hello Charlotte trilogy(gotta find more games to play while I wait for chapter 5 to come out)

>>528679249
glad to see i inspired you to make a meme.
pretty good. you?

>>528679240
i would bite him honestly

there's many breeds of human with paler skin on average but the idea of a singular "white race" is pure psuedoscience

>>528678780
>favorite character
Noelle/Spamton
>favorite music
Anything instrumental/instrumental adjacent

>>528679249
Sick
I wish I could use my computer in bed or from my bed

>>528678780
>catti
>whatever this is

inshallah, I declare jihad against toby fox for making asriel straight

>>528679447
undertale/deltarune?

>>528679138
The cuckening must accelerate

Asgore in the released clock app dialogue says Rudy suddenly fell down, and in Deltarune darkners have a similar thing to Fallen Down but being a statue instead. Undertale also says monsters can't get sick but Rudy clearly is, so monsters in Deltarune are more "biological" or mundane, excluding stuff like fire elementals and skeletons, so Susie bleeding at the end of chapter 4 doesn't mean she's automatically half-human.

>>528679249
Last night i was troubled with the amount of shit that has been happening around the world, today, i'm horny for asgore and susie

>>528674847
I kneel

>>528679330
YOU CHOSE THE BEST FAVE BUT THEN YOU GO WITH "BLACK KNIFE"!?!?
REALLY, DUDE!?

>>528679145
If Susie is half-human, does that mean Susie with (you) inside of her could be the first hero?

>>528679287
I only had the one, but I also saw this comic that's vaguely similar: https://mintprints.tumblr.com/post/181930871670/deviceconnection-part01-part01

>>528679521
good taste

>>528679529
He could be bisexual

>>528679364
https://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/music

>>528676947
>>528677131

>>528679515
Whenever I get sick I just get demoralized to be on the computer

>>528679592
Undertale is a dark world created by Asriel after he comes home and finds everyone dead, and he recreates them as darkners from their dust

Where did this Susie Gaster theory even come from? Is it just because we haven't seen Susie's parents yet?

>>528679360
>spamton dated this

>>528679779
>buble

>>528679407
my boss keeps forgetting to tell me to do something and then getting angry when it isn't done, so I've been staying up late getting shit done before the investors kick up a storm

>>528678780
Ralsei
JUNGLIST MASSIVE

>>528678780
>favorite character
Ralsei.
>favorite music
Finale.

>>528679249
I work 12 hours a day and come home to this shitty thread.

>>528679360
IT'S GASSY TIME!

>>528679850
It’s more of a joke than an actual theory

>>528679915
Work less lurk moar

>>528679360
Tenna didn’t take the breakup too well

Reminder that Toby OWNED anti weird routers by just telling them not to play it if they dont like it.

Do you think Susie got her love of Juice from her father Gaster?

>>528680104
>>528679850
I had a dream about it over a week ago (that's my post) and completely independent of me, it blew up on reddit a day or two ago

Fag

>>528679986
Oh I thought some people were acting like they actually believed it. I'm autistic though so maybe i'm just not picking up on the ruse.