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>Currently Discussed Servers
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
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Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive ToT on the 30th)

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July

>Guilds
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
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>Previous Thread
>>528571680

first for aoiyuki love

finally a good OP

Someone please level a shaman to 20 and be my ghost wolf pet on turtle. I will feed you and allow you to mount me whenever you want.

You should remove the obsolete Turtle server from the OP.

Not like this Turtle sisters...

>>528696929
It still has a month to live...

>>528696929
epocucks should be thankful their DOA server is allowed in the OP still

Turtlesisters...

Reminder, Epoch is DOA.

>>528697563
Beyond based!

>>528697563
Gnussy

>>528697563
pearl will roll a gnome and get into bed with the lead dev of yet another private server

whats the world buff policy on epoch?
not having to farm the world buffs on turtle feels so good, but if they add some qol like sod did I guess I would be fine with wbuffs

>>528698620
World buffs are allowed in raids

>>528698932
rip, DOA server WE LOST epochsisters

>>528698620
Disabled in dungeons and raids, don't listen to the local retard.

I played tWoW years ago and heard how Project Epoch was coming out soon THEN.
Why is this shitty server still being advertised if it's not coming out? July 25th sounds like another bullshit date.

>>528696439
Fish...

>>528698620
World buffs disappear when you enter instances.
>>528698932
No they're not turtletroon.

I think I'm burnt myself out

>Chinese players are banned from playing on Epoch
I will now play your game.

>>528699125
Tick tock, turtlesister

>>528699989
Seriously? What about Brazilians?

>OP gets made before epochshill can make one with half the information deleted
>he starts seething in the thread
not a good look

>I can still shoot with my "off-hand" wand while using a 2-handed staff
huh, ok

>>528700220
Are you white?

wtf is this auction system

i'm going alchemy I guess

Guys help I can't get my favorite addon eliteplayerframes to work and the pfUI one is ugly...

I feel... Empty.

Will (You) activate War Mode in Epoch?

>>528701804
probably not but i will activate the slow and steady thing so i can see the world with my gnome

is mob grinding with tents faster than questing?

>>528701804
I will activate every single penalty to XP gains that they give me

>>528701804
>get bladestormed mode
No thank you.

>>528701804
lmao no

>>528702051
>>528702637
...why?

>>528701804
No, it doesn't provide enough bonuses to bother

>>528702051
>>528702637
Based and sovlpilled.

>>528701804
I'll probably roll hunter so might as well.

>>528702051
>>528702637
sovl

>>528703394
Because I have done end game raiding so many times, it is where guilds go to grow old and die and I want to see all the new content, I doubt I will make more than one character unless Epoch is really something

>>528703394
I hate being overleved for content.One of the biggest reasons I started playing turtle was the possibility to slow down my xp gain so I could do every quest in a given area before moving to the next.

When questing in Tirisfal/Silverpine, you get DOGSHIT for level 1-20 gear compared to Durotar/Barrens. Forsaken indeed...

Ok so will you need to use shards on warlock in Epoch? If yes I'm just gonna play shadow priest. Or warriorchad. I love warlock but I don't wanna deal with gayass shards and shard bags. Useless retarded homosexual alexensual mechanic. Can't believe turtle didn't remove them.

>>528703394
The only thing WoW has that is better than any other MMO is its world and its lore. FF14 has several features that are mindblowing when compared to WoW.

But nobody can beat how much you can immerse yourself in Azeroth, nobody can beat the atmosphere, and nobody has beaten the quest log writing, or the personality of each of the races.

I enjoy dungeons and maybe will enjoy raids some day, but I enjoy when it starts raining in Tirisfal just as much, if not more.

>>528705698
nta but you sound like a friend of mine. Keep on being based bro

fish has been in brd all day wtf is he doing

>>528706195
He was there with sune for quite a long time.

>>528706242
sunethil has hardly been on today

>>528706386
She was there on her alt, not her main.

>>528706420
>she

Ok Epoch Time and the travel carys look cool as heck

>>528706195
>>528706420
Is the erp that good??? Which one do I message?

>>528700710
I'm not Brazilian, I don't want them either

turtle offline already. damn epochbros were right

>>528706579
Fish

>>528706616
Unfortunately, I think Brazilians are being allowed. The verdict:
English only in public channels. Exceptions being you can recruit in other languages for guilds. That's about it.

Sylma... Hi.

>>528706576
if the daynight is too fast, like if you can easily notice the sun moving, i'm going back to turtle immediately

I also don't see how the carts are gonna be any more social that zeppelins

>>528702068
It depends how fast you kill mobs, but generally yes even without tents as long as you manage about 2 kills a minute. With tents it's even more forgiving.

>>528706824
Hello, hello.

>>528706579
You have to msg Telol first to see if it's ok. But he will tell you to get Zaptuah's blessing first. It's a decent quest reward.

>>528706958
!

>>528706869
Why though? Are you a gay day loving sissy? They say nights will be darker and that's gonna be lit.

>>528707186
it's not about that. if day/night changes too fast, it might ruin the atmosphere by making it feel more unnatural

>>528700052
I don't play on that tranny server. I quit playing WoW.

Shamans are too strong on TurtleWoW.

Bros, 50% or 100% for darker nights? what looks better?

I thought you said sr's were good why do people keep reserving off spec shit..

>>528707469
Ok but only if you're autistic nah?

>>528708034
Not a fan of either. If you have a torch out it should really illuminate the area around you.
And if you're a night elf you should have night vision.

>>528709257
I found that the torch illumination works better with the 50%. As for night elf, I agree I should have it. Thoughbeit, I wanted to make the game look cool

Looking to get back into Turtle. What does the Full Moon company need in terms of classes for alliance?

>>528709447
I would go with 50% then. I feel like if you have a torch out and are going to the trouble then it should give you at least some ability to see where you're going.

>>528709669
Never play with that guild if you are not into ERP. Guild full of snakes.

>>528709706
I agree with that. Nelf vision + torch = good immersion. forgot to add a screenshot because i didnt realize that apparently turdle has a retarded bug where i have to reequip the torch to have it illuminate.

dwarf shaman or gnome priest?

>>528708209
how dare you question the transvestites perfect system

>>528709669
Play what you want. But if you aren't sure what you want, Shaman are probably the number one class FMC lacks. After that things like healers and caster ranged DPS are desirable. But ultimately having another player is always good.

>>528709669
Make whatever idea is cool to you anon

>>528708209
>people get everything they need for their main spec
>they keep coming to raids to fill out their off specs
>their off specs help the raids because it allows them to flex in order to fill vacant roles
>some anons will pass even on their srs if it's os for them and ms for someone else
>"this is bad because... IT'S BAD!"

>>528709257
Point lighting is fucked in vanilla and there are no settings to make it look realistic good. Probably leftovers from WC3 code, since it looks similarly jaggy when moving.

>>528708209
I tried my best not to SR OS stuff and stuff i didn't really need that much but that has only lead me to watching people leave with gear and play no more while i haven't completed a single set despite being here since the first MC

>>528709669
you can play whatever, if you feel the need to fill some kind of role there are no shamans

>>528708209
In other guilds I've watched people SR stuff just so they could vendor it because they just had nothing they remotely needed.

need to find something fun and easy to play that isn't WoW, I dont wanna burn myself out before epoch :(

>>528710154
And i guess i gotta add people SRing OS to NEVER use it like i don't know what the expection is by then

>>528709926
>>528710320
how come nobody wants to play shaman apart from being >horde

>>528710879
idk they're fucking broken tho low key

>>528710879
>ass to level
>totems are clunky to use without the totem bar
>water totem quest
>runs oom if you cast a spell
>didn't get nearly as much love as other memespecs
>you have to heal and pre wrath or even cata healing is extremely boring
unless you really like the class fantasy rolling a shaman sucks

>>528710879
because you have to play a hideous noshoe race

>>528708034
50%, 100% is just too dark to really see anything at all

>>528710879
>>528711725
They need to give helfs shamans then I will play

shamans are the most broken class on turtlewow at the moment

Are there any SoD private servers?

>>528712205
Ascension Bronzebeard

>>528711972
turtle trannies will have a meltdown if you allow ally shammies

>>528710109
me too, arthas...

>>528712156
in PvP which nobody cares about

>>528712434
I play Turtle and I think any race should be any class.

>>528709761
uh oh elaynna meltie

1-3 Fem nelf warrior
4-6 Male orc shaman
7-9 Fem ud rogue
0 fem ud paladin

>>528701804
i just want to fuck around at low levels with a rogue or hunter. i cant resist.

>>528710879
mostly its being stuck on horde
totems are mildly annoying to use if you dont set up macros or use addons
if you make it to 50 though you'll be handed mountains of gear no matter what spec you pick and then you can one shot most people in pvp

A Panda named Pearl.

Hope you have a good day Sylma

>>528710879
Most of the guild is some kind of elf and elves can't be shaman. The people who play Horde typically want to do melee DPS or tank, and while Shaman can do those things, other classes do them better.
Otherwise the class is solid. Best raid healer. Elemental is good too.

Why can't you trade items after you've won them in an instance roll?

>>528714109
That's a wrath/classic? feature

>>528715265
so

https://strawpoll.com/xVg71JwkRyr

AV isn't popping tonight, is it...

Turtle Gilneas is kinda kino bros ngl

>>528712869
nice try ascensionfag

>>528715608
I actually like the dungeon somewhat

Is rogue going to be bussin on Epoch?

>>528715608
it's one of the better zones. the dungeon's even better.

>>528715608
Yeah definitely their best zone so far. We'll see how the new 28-36 zone is.

>>528716207
Outside of the new one coming out, are there any other custom zones they made from scratch that actually are fun like this one?

>>528716298
mmm fun? Not... really... I liked Gilijim's isle but it's not fun or even good, really. The new racial starting zones suck too.

I guess Hawk's Vigil was comfy

>>528716484
That's very disappointing. Whoever worked on Gilneas should be working on every zone. It's actually nice compared to the early custom quests you find

>>528716592
Yes, Gilneas was a very pleasant and unexpected surprise in terms of quality and fun, the dungeon is great too with fun drops.
Is it super high quality? no, but it's such a step above everything else they've done.

>>528716298
telabim was good for leveling. little too much swimming. it was okay, I would go back to it every time but gilneas is definitely their best

caged until epoch release

>>528717035
and plugged!

Even under all the snow, I still remember how beautiful the lilies were.

>>528717029
>>528717029
>>528717029

>>528715575
This guild has so much snakes...

My favorite has been Tirisfal Uplands. It feels like it's trapped in Warcraft 3 with the Lordaeron Remnants forgotten by the rest of the world.

>>528717215
That's so funny Elaynna.

>>528717170
uh oh tanty

>>528717169
Thanks.
Love you too

>>528711439
is water totem agreed to be hard to get? because it made me switch to priest for a few days

>>528718437
WEAK!

>>528715575
Epoch will filter so many shitters, it'll be nice. We're finally going home, bros.

>>528718437
Hard? Not at all but it's easily the worst quest chain in the game
>level 20 with no mount but ghost wolf I guess
>go to your class trainer
>go to some shitty hidden house under ratchet
>now all the way down to razorfen kraul
>go to hillsbrad foorhils that you likely havent been to yet
>now go back to RFK
>now go to central west ashenvale
>go back to RFK but at least you can use the stonetalon tunnel to go there
>head back to the first house near ratchet
>now go to some fucking unfinished area in silverpine
>now go back to ratchet to collect your totem
doghshit in every way. at least for draenei it was entirely in bloodmyst isle

found her posting on another mmo general and replied to her
she replied back and was so sweet, the way she types is weird but adorable

Water totem quest is actually one of my favorites but only the first time I do it per year or whatever.

It's a nice journey and if you look at it as a broader quest and also take the quests you come across then it's like one big chapter of your character, if you roleplay a little then it's fun to suddenly be in all these new lands and react accordingly too.

I understand it's not a fun quest to repeat but honestly the difference between holding down W for an hour or so and vanilla raiding really isn't that much haha

>>528719646
This never happened.

>FMC will never do UBRS
>FMC will never clear UBRS
>FMC will never do ZG
>FMC will never clear ZG
>FMC will never do MC
>FMC will never clear MC
>FMC will never do AQ20
>FMC will never clear AQ20
>FMC will never do BWL
>FMC will never clear BWL
>FMC will never do Kara10
>FMC will never clear Kara10
>FMC will never do AQ40
>FMC will never clear AQ40
>FMC will never do Naxx
>FMC will never do a skip in BWL
>FMC will never do a clean BWL
(YOU ARE HERE)
>FMC will never clear Naxx

Ticktock, less than a month until Epoch kills the guild.

Good to see the fact the guild is clearing more and more of naxx is mindbreaking the threadfag

the buzz around epoch guilds seems to have stopped, is anyone planning on making one genuinely?

>>528720235
He was already broken but yes it's getting to him not because they're doing it but because they're doing it without him and despite his best efforts to tear them down.

>>528720446
Just too early, give it a few weeks and I'm sure some Anon will step up and make real plans.

YWN do MC with her just one time...

>>528720446
<four chins> already has close to 20 anons

>>528720446
Four chins

>>528715608
I don't remember Gilneas too much. I thought it was alright, but I felt the zone geometry was a bit off during my first and only run through.

>>528720675
proof?

>>528720446
I've already signed up with Four Chins.

>>528720081
4 more naxxes until epoch.... surely we can kill kelthuzad...

>>528720446
I will not be joinin an anon guild this time around.

>>528720916
Same. It's already unbearable having to talk to FMCucks in the thread as is.

>>528719803
nah it sucked. I get dizzy even thinking about it. god help you if your hearthstone is on cd

I want to be in a guild...

>>528720675
>>528720709
>>528720835
isn't that elaynna's guild?

>>528721308
If it is, I'm going to level enchanting just to sell wands to steal the guild name.

>>528721532
based
certain members of turtle should not be allowed to infect epoch /wpsg/ imo

>>528720916
>join anon guild to say words without getting banned and have fun with anons
>everyone's an autist and doesn't know how to communicate resulting in drama and retardation
>unwelcome if you're not in their clique
just can't win.

>>528721793
I'd be up for letting bygones be bygones for everyone except Elaynna, honestly.

>>528721793
you either take in and they win or the epoch guild dies and everyone goes back to turtle so they win again

FMC will never clear kara40

>the worst retards who were too autistic to cut it even in FMC are all going to flock to epoch

>>528721890
only 2 of those things are true but yeah

>>528722076
My guess is there'll be a surge of people and then a lot dropping off, a little like the Crusader Storm guild but less severe (also not a dead server)

We'll see how it ends up, personally would prefer a smaller, cosier guild this time around

>>528722573
which parts because all of it is true anon

I'm going to join the anon guild in secret and make lots of friends!

>>528715608
Not enough female worgen in it, but it was OK

>>528722860
>unwelcome if you're not in their clique
this part is not true, and if you believe it you never made an attempt to join them for anything.

>>528716052
Same as tbc: you take 0-1 rogues into raids but there are a million of them because it's op in pvp.

>>528722580
>crusader storm guild
the one with barely enough people for a semi guild run karazhan? lmao

>>528722946
>you never made an attempt to join them for anything
i'm in the guild and it's plain as day.why do you think all that's left are retarded autists and bitter NEETs? they drive off the people who actually want to participate in the guild because they keep faggots who poisoned the well.

>>528723414
who is they, anon? you fucking coward
make an attempt to join us for literally anything or ask for help or to do something and someone will join and you'll suddenly be in the clique!

>>528723414
not in fmc

>>528723414
This, fucking Zap chased away a new member today. Someone who would ACTUALLY attend progression raids.

>>528723510
>who is they
the guild you retard
>attempt to join us
i have and you autists find new ways to drive off members from wanting to interact with the guild because you act like faggots.

>>528723814
but Zaph has been attending many raids and even signed up for naxx

>>528723219
Yeah that's the one, but given Karazhan wasn't even out on release that was later on after a lot of people dropped off. Even then I don't think we ever really reached 20 semi active players

Unsure I'll join the Epoch guild if it's much busier than that though

>>528723843
specific examples? none? ok go fuck yourself not in fmc anyways loser

>>528723901
>Actually believing he'll attend naxx and not pug
Lmao, even if he does attend we have rogues in much worse gear bringing far more value.

>>528723924
don't let youknowwho make the guild and your odds improve
>unsure I'll join
why would you not join if the guild is faring better than the crusader meme one?

>>528723940
>denial and damage control ramps up
you can start by getting rid of nigtuah if you needed me to spell it out for you

>>528724384
one faggot who we all know is a faggot is the reason you're upset? you want to be in his clique? dude is easily the most ignorable member he doesn't even raid with us anymore

Guys... you aren't making this a comfy thread.

>>528724567
That one faggot who doesn't attend raids and chased three anons away in the past week while we can't even field 40 people for naxx. Wow, he really is helping the guild!

>>528724738
>chased three anons away
how did he manage that?
t. not in fmc

>>528720537
Jib?

elaynna warned you about zap
aoi warned you about zap
jib warned you about zap
vilefon warned you about zap
fish warned you about zap
and you did nothing
now reap what you sow
the german faggot is killing the guild

>>528724738
chasing who away exactly?
telegethu is a sperg and as fickle as the wind
that's the only one I know of

>>528725097

>>528725097
fish warned us about trannies

I can't fucking wait to waste my naxx raid ID with my fellow failed males.

>>528725723
based based based
we're not clearing spider wing

>>528725723
If there isn't forty signups this week, I'm done going desu.

>elaynna and filthy are having a total meltdown again

>>528725486
damn what armor set is this

>>528727139
Actually retarded

>>528727269
but enough about you. what's the armor set anon?

I interacted with him today.

What's the current turtle guild and can I join as a quiet solo noob who is bad at the game since it's still new to me?

>>528727621
We're full, fuck off.

>>528727621
Full Moon Company accepts all

>>528727621
If you want to join and just solo you can. While we raid ultimately it’s a casual guild for all anons.

>>528725097
i thought fish warned us about aoi?

>>528724121
True, but I don't really want a repeat of history

I liked the crusader meme one! I dunno, FMC was a lot of effort in some ways, maybe I won't mind a bigger guild if I'm not so near the top

>>528727621
Its in the OP
Full Moon Company, you can join and do whatever you like its mostly a casual guild

you guys can't be serious with that retarded <four chins> name

>>528729139
it's elaynna's smartest attempt to trick anons into thinking it'll be a based guild

>>528729298
why would elaynna play on epoch?

>>528729139
It's a Schizokino falseflag guild again. Don't trust his lies

you guys realize it's fish leading the epoch guild, right? enjoy your loot council lol

>>528729591
If fish is gm the guild will last maybe a week before he melties and deletes it

The guy already melted and quit fmc once because some tranny wouldn’t touch his dick

Won’t even reach the point where he loot councils all loot to himself and his erp buddies

>>528730065
>he doesn't know

>>528729314
Because he wants to be Sylma

He tried making his own /wpsg/ guild with Lightborne and it failed when people discovered he was Gerra

>>528730183
I genuinely don’t care either what retardation fish is up to because the guy is unstable and obsessed of aoi and now he’s obsessed with sunethil

>>528728421
Fish tried to seduce aoi and when that failed he tried to dox aoi and when that failed he tried to turn people against aoi

Aoi eventually just got bored of the game and took a break

>>528730690
proofs?

>>528730690
that never happened

i skipped from rank 4 to 6 :)

>>528730690
>sunethil is a second place trophy to aoiyuki
Oh no

>>528730328
>Gerra
newfren here but who

>>528731752
More like fourth or fifth

Fishy hit on a lot of trannies while looking for love but sunethil was the only one to give him the time of day

Aoi was his original crush though and given that fishy is still talking about him despite him leaving the game I’d say fishy hasn’t gotten over it

>>528732110
Elaynna made an alt named Gerra then came to this thread pretending to be a new anon recruiting for a new guild. He was quickly outed because he invited an ERP buddy to the guild and failed to prove he wasn’t two-boxing when called out.

>>528730328
whats sylma's secret?

Erm... Guys? You guys sound like /xivg/? When did this happen!

>>528727139
Its improvised.
Gloves are either deathbone or ZG sacrifical gautlets.
Chest and legs are the plate ones that drop in lower Karazhan halls.
Boots are black dragonscale, crafted by a dragon LW - there is alternatives with a similar style but they are going to be the thick version, i think you can pull it off if you play something like male human but on me they look like i use bricks as boots.
Shoulders are from BM, the plate shoulders from the air elemental boss.
Helmet is the prot version of T2.
Belt is cadaverous from scholo, theres tons of other fitting belts, just make sure it fits the colour and has something like a blue/red gem in the middle, that goes well with the rest.

>>528733016
plate wearers so lucky they get to mog all item types they can equip

>>528732743
Being genuinely nice to others.
Elaynna could only fake it but people could tell.

>>528733202
Yea its cheating honestly, cloth users are really limited.

>>528731752
you always save the best for last

>>528729139
We’re serious. <four chins> is the next /wpsg/ guild and we will destroy fmc and any other tranny guild in our way. /wpsg/ has suffered dogfucking troons for too damn long. It’s time for <four chins>.

>check out the class overview on epoch
>everyone gets a little something new or a refresh
>look at the rogue
>absofuckinglutely nothing
it's like turtle all over again, why must roguebros suffer so much in the private server scene

>>528734361
Go to bed fish

>>528734361
nobody asked you to describe yourself fatty

Predictions?

>>528734395
jimmies were rustled, booties hurt
rogues won cultural victory civilization style

Is Felkiss single? I'm asking for a friend.

>>528734395
That's so funny Demonfelfishstabrin

>>528720832

>>528734512
Home

>>528734512
me fishing while grognards capture graveyards or something

>go on epoch discord
>try to ask questions about the server
>drowned out by the dozens of losers who sit in there all day and "socialize"
holy fuck I hate these freaks. discord has been a disaster for the white race

qrd on sunethil gutulikafish and stabdotexe lore?

>>528735208
sunethil got cucked by stabdotexe then ran off to repeatedly cuck gutulikafish with telol

>>528734395
we get shadowstep and uhhh picklocking buffs? lol

>>528735114
what was ur question
just dm the devs

>>528735208
Stab cucks Sune
Sune cucks Fish
Fish is a doublecuck

>>528735208
Sune was plaping Stab, got bored and plaped Fish. After Sune swore fealty to Fish's butthole, Fish kicked Stab from the guild.

>>528734395
cloak of shadow, shadowstep, envenom, shiv, mutilate, deadly throw

warrior gets bladestorm, rampage (lol) and uh scaling on rend or something.

>>528734361
I believe you mean <LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA>

>>528735654
this is the most accurate

>>528734361
i just want a guild for anons to join and play and come and go
none of this tribalism shit
we have a thread we partake in together about a game we play together let's combine the two and that's it

>>528735639
>>528735654
what you don't know could fill a book
sunethil (dickless) in canon has an exclusivity contract with unwashed tauren with dick cheese
stabdotexe did not like it due to his dedication to futa orcs
gutulikafish enjoys sunethil on tauren and sometimes watches (but is never invited)

>>528735654
chad energy

>>528735208
Aoi wouldn’t date Fish. So Fish had to settle for getting buttfucked by Sunethil who is Stab’s sloppy seconds. Fish hates Stab for pumping and dumping Sunethil because Fish is in love with Sunethil the same way he was in love with Aoi just a couple of weeks or so ago.

gn wpsg

>>528736037
A 4chan guild by nature is tribal
If you don’t want tribalism just join some guild that mass invites any retard

>>528736352
It’s honestly weird how Fish went from professing his love for Aoiyuki to professing his love for Sunethil overnight
Guy seems like he’ll fall in love with basically anyone who will talk to him

>>528736352
Fish... what's wrong big guy.

Fish's mistake was to assume that aoi would be interested in white guys, rookie mistake.

>>528736625
fish fell in love with me, I'm elaynna btw

wait am I fish or am I jib?

>>528736625
Fish once asked if I had changed Aoi’s guild notes to erase the Aoipanties thing from it because we were the only ones online at the time

I didn’t but told him I had

He asked me not to do it again because it was a funny joke between them

When I asked Aoiyuki about it he told me he hated the Aoipanties thing and didn’t know who was doing it

Lol

>>528735692
Doesn't prot also get devastate? Warriors are going to be retarded. No one is going to pick rogue over it.

>>528736352
Fish comes across as very lonely and desperate to attach himself to other people while drinking excessively to dull the pain of his lonely existence.

>>528736998
Nobody cares who you are so it could be either of them really

I did erp with fish once and he insisted I was a child who needed taken care of. I'm pretty sure he was crying through most of it. Never again.

I tried to erp with Fish but Telol and Zap were tired that day so we had to pass

I like how on turtle rogue has 5 less energy cost on a lot of spells. Sinister strike, snd, eviscerate, rupture, expose armor, and kidney shot. It's nice

>>528737197
Who is fish
redpill me on this guy because I've known someone named fish and I'm wondering if it's the same person

>>528737513
poisons also scale with attack power

>early morning on /wpsg/
>It's just fish and and zap trying to see who can make fish look worse.
Idgi

queue for ToT 4, I need Lei-Shen sprawled

>random guy invites me to a group
>helps me with all my quests in the Badlands
>he only speaks spanish
>using my limited knowledge and google translate to talk to him
>it's actually kinda fun
>now he wants me to go to quest with him but it's late
>he's a jaja
bros... did i just make a friend?

>>528738895
too early to say. if he sticks around after you help him then yeah. teach him broken english

I prefer not to know the nationality of people

>>528739280
>he's obsessed with also completing his scarlet set as a warrior
>he gave me the belt for some food and wants to do the dungeon to get me the pants
this dude is fucking based

>>528740031
>she won't be back for epoch
nyo...

>>528701804
Definitely at 60, but i'll be running Soul of Iron (HC) and Explorer's Contract (0.5x) on my first char. SoI isn't perma death, so i might as well give it a try. Even if i have to do the cuck walk back to disable it, when i probably end up dying.

https://www.project-epoch.net/features/challenges/

>>528740096
I will be back for Epoch.

any good servers?

>>528697563
Now I am into Epoch.

>>528740214
what's the reward?
same for both challenges ?

>>528741360
Different tittles, bags, potions. It's listed on the page i posted. It's not really worth it if you don't care about any of that. I just think it's fun and i'm pretty much a completionist autist, so i'll give it a go.

>>528740214
>soul of iron
>s o i
LMAO

>>528740491

>>528740214
how do you know you can do both challenges at once?

epoch should have added goblins

>>528743535
this but draenei

>>528743567
not lore friendly

>>528743535
Yes!

>>528743629
>archimonde and kil'jaeden aren't lore friendly
wc3bros? our response?

>>528743715
deeply anti Semitic stereotype

>>528744214
They're russian

>>528744227
did I stutter?

>>528744227
they are jeet coded acshually

>>528744360
Pajeeta women aren't as hot as picrel and you know it

>>528743715
But they're eredar? A race of giant evil demons.
>b-but WoW lore...
Pure fanfiction. This is a draenei.

>>528721195
soul

is there a more precise time for when epoch wow releases? like is it when the clock ticks midnight on the 26th in US or sometime during the day?

>>528745251
where do you think you are?

>>528745456
not yet
kaytotes said they'd announce exact times "soon", possibly even enxt dev log even though they don't do dev logs
basically wait for the 1st of next month for any news if there is any

>>528745825
they mentioned stress test before launch right?
need to setup my addons

>>528745919
yeah there will be one final stress test before launch, no info on that at all.
addons are a bit iffy, 3.3.5 addons SHOULD work but might not

>>528745825
>1st of next month
I thought it released tomorrow?

>>528746086
next month, JULY 26th not june

>>528746137
ah shit you're right, it's so fucking over for me i've been getting myself hyped for tomorrow

>>528746086

what did he mean by this?

>>528747814
>dorf main
>cuts elves/tranaei
>doesn't like reddit
thinking based

>Germanic
>White
>Warrior main
>Dwarf
Literally the god chud to destroy all loony troony 4channy

>>528741697
Even if you're joking, you're brain is clearly fried on memes. Grab some fresh air lil bro

>>528743089
I played the betas

armsbros how do i hold aoe threat in dungeons

clap, demo, sunder one by one in def stance?

>>528752356
don't worry soiboi i'm sure the soi guild will take you in! ha ha ah!

>>528752462
>Clap
It's over

>>528752462
why not just clap and cleave?

>>528752550
>me tanking ur mom

>>528752661
i walked into that one...

>>528752546
why whats wrong with clap, is it because it breaks sap or whatever
>>528752550
>cleave
isnt cleave battle stance? im too shit to stance dance, but maybe i should learn, i always stay in def

>almost there
>suddenly feel like leveling an alt instead

>>528752750
>She doesn't know...
1. Spell (as in, it scales with sp)
2. Battle stance has a -20%(hidden) threat mod
It does really small aggro, a perfect vanilla brown tanker rotation is
>Charge
>Mid charge go to def stance (you have combat master)
>Demo shout+nade
And if 10+ mobs
>Loosely bunch then and then let the mage do the aoe kite thing
If 3-5
>Tab target each with a sunder armor and focus one for a threat lead then move to the next
>Cleave to dump rage

Btw, for vanilla tclap to be worth it, the added AP scaling needs to be massive so it isnt good even in troondle iirc.

>>528752940
>88

>>528753096
yeah i was specifically asking for troondle, ran gy and lib yesterday with a group and i had to walk back and forth between rogue and lock to taunt a mob because i kept dropping threat
this is hardcore too kek
>cleave to dump rage
i should do this more often, also does cleave consume two stacks from my sweeping or one

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH AAAAAA RELEASE THE SERVER AAAAAAAAAAA

>>528752940
I am stuck in queue waiting for this shit to pop

>>528753294
Iirc one.
And as long you don't rage cap too much it's fine, but rage is sorta ass to manage pre cara or so.

Aoe tanking for brown is really ass.

WoD in March.

it came to me in drug induced dream

>>528752462
Battle Shout works quite nice for packs larger than what Thunder Clap can hit

>>528748062
Would be more based if he got rid of nelves too. Draenei are 80% trans but 100% of nelves are trans.

>>528747814
>He doesn't like reddit
Turdle sisters... Our Russian trans woman can't keep taking these Ls...

Is there a subtle way to find out if someone is a biofem?

>>528756459
pretend to be a troon and see if they fess up

>>528756313
Wait, Shenna is going FtM now?!

>>528747814
>doesn't like reddit
based

>>528747814
>Sounds pretentious and annoying as fuck
>BASEDBASEDBASED
This guy is Chudly's superhero

>>528757142
go back to plebbit

If flameshock's dot finishes the mob while solo you don't get exp nor loot. Yup, turtle is perfect.

>>528757356
>playing shaman
deserved dseu

>>528757142
You sound like you shoot estrogen into your brain stem

>here's your private server playerbase, bro
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR SPELLCLEAVE
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR GDKP
I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR STREAM
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR TRANNYCORD
I WILL NOT PAY FOR YOUR BOOST
I WILL NOT USE YOUR SUMMONING SERVICE
I WILL NOT INVITE YOU TO ASMON LAYER
I WILL INVITE FIRST 4 PLAYERS WHO WHISPER ME TO MY GROUPS REGARDLESS OF THEIR CLASS
I WILL PLAY THE CLASS THAT IS FUN FOR ME REGARDLESS OF THE METERS
I WILL SEXUALLY HARASS NELFIES
I WILL DISCUSS POLITICS IN THE WORLD CHAT
and most importantly
I WILL SAY NIGGER

whatever you say mystery meat rezultata

>>528757957
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>528756603
Yeah, she is a cuntboi now

>>528757957
welcome to turtle!

>I will make a dogshit group
*Leaves your demon group*
>I-i will play my diarrhea class like shit
*Doesn't invite you*

Turtle sisters, we need to plap extra hard for the next month. We can't let epoch chuds win.

>>528758429
my knot will be sore...

I’m going to pug Naxx this week. I want to get farther than Spider Wing before Epoch kills the guild.

>>528759194
We already knew you were, zap.

>>528757957
>no arrow and onscreen guide saying where to go and what to do
>no boosts
>no gold for sale
the average classicfag will be filtered before level 15

>>528759373
5 man ubrs, 25 man raids, AV overhaul nobody asked for... DOA server

>>528759491
>custom server is custom
shit man

I asked for all of those

>>528759491
>AV overhaul nobody asked for... DOA server
oh no, alliance needs to put in some effort to actually win this time
the horror

>>528759194
that’s so funny aoituah

>>528759194
That's nice Elaynna. Have fun.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses

any other good wow roguelike servers like ascension?

>>528760086
yeah retail and sod

>>528760085
But I DO want a horse. You think i want some gay ass Toyota Camry?

>>528760350
We all know the real reason you want a horse

>>528759683
ah yes
that's why on every server horde has hour long queues to get into av for an ez win because no alliance wants to queue
that's why horde niggers get exalted in a single weekend
that's why mouthbreathing noshoes get three chokepoints that can be defended by 3 thickskulled niggers indefinetly while you can just skip the bridge and right into the alliance base assuming you have 2 functioning braincells
that's why hordeniggers cried about alliance "premades" (read: a bunch of dudes that don't want to group with mouthbreathing pve faggots) so now nobody can group queue
kys inbred, mouthbreathing, barely sentiend, blackest no shoe NIGGER

>>528760440
Anon! It's not like that! I just want a big, strong and musky stallion for some work.

>>528760765
deca do you have more of these i like them

>>528760660
nice anecdotal evidence Juanito
>b-b-b-ut turdle
flush yourself down you stinking log

>AV mentioned
>Allycuck has an instant melty

uh oh tanty

>>528760817
I have just the right mustang for you

>>528760863
you never played ED, nost, elysium, any of the kronos servers or even classic retoilet
kill yourself you subhuman nigger
shitstained zugzug gets 80% winrate with op racials and still cries for more like a fucking NIGGER standing in line for foodstamps

smelly musky worgen men

>>528761064
>waaa waaa
going to shit your pants now in addition to crying?
every retail battle from vanilla (not classic) to wotlk was the same shit where alliance had far easier time overall
>but muh faction
stop being butthurt, you no longer have faction restrictions

>>528761368
>starts crying about av alliance unprompted
>gets told
>"n-n-no u started to cry about it first!"
truly the blackest of niggers, worse than a filthy jew, trying to change history
go back to you nigger mudhut and swordfight with your troll noshoe toes before sticking it up your ass together with your free av rep and r14 grind

>>528761368
Retarded 55 IQ mud covered hands wrote this post

>>528761740
>YOU HURT ALLIANCE FEELINGS
>NO YOU CRY!
fuck off with your tribalism you walking /pol/ megaphone, you were the one who started crying over AV in the first place
>>528761829
samefaging rezultata

>>528761368
ZASED taco killer horde

Adele andele soi Blanco ario!!!
Mi class? Paladin de retribucion contra El judio, onions Blanco ESSE

Do you have brain damage from seal clubbing +20 years non stop? At least be honest with your intentions, you know Alliance fucking sucks in BGs and especially AV.

Anons, no more fighting. What's your favorite zone in wow? For me, it's winterspring.

>>528761368
>Empieza a llorar por la Alianza AV sin que nadie se lo pida.
>Le dicen:
>"¡N-n-no! ¡Tú empezaste a llorar por eso primero!"
Realmente el más negro de los negros, peor que un judío asqueroso, intentando cambiar la historia.
Vuelve a tu choza de barro y a pelear con tus trolls sin zapatos antes de meterte la polla por el culo junto con tu reputación AV gratis y tu carrera R14.

Who cares about AV?
If you lose with all the objectives you still get a fuckton of honor, its not a good BG but if you want honor its fine.

just you wait, I am going to draw a hordejak!
rezultata upon you!

¿A quién le importa el AV?
Si pierdes con todos los objetivos, aún obtienes un montón de honor. No es un buen campo de batalla, pero si quieres honor, está bien.

>>528762352
Then horde should be fine with it being swapped right? They'd still get a fuckton of honor after all.

>>528761942
you subhuman revisionist inbred nigger this was the post that started it >>528759683
a horde no shoe crying about alliance in av
now go ahead and try again before you drown on your own spit you shitstain

>>528763221
I'm trans btw, thought it would be interesting.

>>528763306
kill yourself

>>528763306
...Single? Can I send you gold?

>>528763221
>>528759491
try again
caught lying again

>500 player peak
>Drop to 200 player 2nd week
>Under 100 make it to 60
>Under 40 "raid"
>Raid size reduced to 10

>>528764172
That's the dream! If we plap hard enough it'll happen! Come on turtle sisters, lets kill Epoch!

>>528763671
the 2nd post you quoted has no mention of alliance/horde favoritism you mouthbreathing nigger good job
legit 90 iq subhuman faggot

>>528764283
Just wait.
Do nothing.
Our chinamasters teach us well.
Well do nothing. And win.

>now he has lost the plot completely
most be peaceful drifting into senility at such a young age

Do no fret sisters, we all know our big Torta brother will be DDOSing Epoopy non-stop once it releases, this chuds don't know what's coming to them!

>>528740491
Don't pretend to be someone you're not

ironic shitposting was never funny you're just boring

>>528756459
talk about how you do your nails
if they find a flaw and correct you it is a woman
t.biofem that pretends to be a moid

>>528764778
This isn't a V+ level threat syster.
We are safe...

>>528759491
>AV overhaul
source for this? their website has no info on an AV overhaul
and yes, everyone wants AV to be overhauled, it's an unplayable mess in classic

Warrior - 80iq npc
Paladin - esl npc rezultata cabron
Mage - chad
Rogue - chad, homosexual tendencies
Hunter - 80iq noob, probably into beastiality
Druid - 90% of being mentally ill
Priest - faggot or woman, call it
Warlock - edgy incel
Shaman - dude weed

>>528762259
Feralas

TFW bros just don't comment about your nails and correct them that you have to talk to women, it's just not fair...

>>528765128
rezultata mentioned!

>>528765128
I'm all of this but druid

>>528765128
Warrior - proud favelado

feels like I'm doing a racism

>>528765043
Actually, maybe I was wrong. I went to check again and Kaytotes is being very secretive with the details about it.

>>528763150
I think it would be fair if its randomised what base you start in desu

>>528765442
nah just Raiden cosplay

>>528765442
ni hao feruw pandawen

stop bullying fish, it's not funny

>>528765128
back in my day druids had the dude weed lmao reputation, what happened to make it apply to shamans instead?

>>528764918
does this actually work?

40 mans scaling to 20, with 20 mans scaling to 10, is the best way to go for any vanilla server. Give extra incentive to bring more, like a scaling chance to get an additional drop from bosses that increases with the more you have over the minimum, capping at 75% for a bonus piece of loot each boss if you have a full 40 for 40 mans, and 50% if you have the full 20 for 20 mans. That way you’re encouraged to fill raids but not required. Then you don’t have a case where your server dies because you don’t have numbers to raid but also preserves the 40 man raids of vanilla.

>>528765808
troll racial good = more people play as trolls
tauren have troll sized peace pipes in their tents
that's my guess

>>528765128
mage is a chink booster
rogue is a school shooter
druid should be the for beastfags
hunters are just noobs and sub 60 iq
weed doesnt fit shaman players. nothing does really. maybe a bitch
chad is the uninstall wizard

let's face it
warrior is the main character
sissies can't compare

>>528765808
Druids are hippies. Shamen are weedbros.
Two different groups but both get high.

caged until epoch
finding it hard

doing it from behind ;)

>>528765976
>invite 100% more players to get 75% more loot
>That way you’re encouraged to fill raids

>>528766459
you will be caged even after epoch releases

31 more sleepies until Pochie.

>>528766649
that's not what i planned

>>528766812
>non 24 sleep cycle
>fewer than 31 sleeps
yeah i'm thinking i'm basically a time traveller

>just hit 89 in the jade forest
yo do all these kung fu zones take this long? I guess this place does have double xp, but still

>>528767647
Yes enjoy it while you can they're the best zones ever made.

now that wow is dying, what other mmos are out there worth playing? was thinking about gw2 or eso

>>528767647
next one is smaller and kind of needs the zone below it far complete picture so they are smaller
either way once you hit 90 go to the north towards the Xu'en tiger temple to unlock your faction hub, from there talk chromie-domie and unlock timeless island to get your welfare purples

>>528767021
>tfw biphasic sleeper
not sure if I'll make it. go on without me bros

>>528767994
wow is dying?

>>528768246
ah thanks, was gonna ask what to do first when I hit 90

>>528767797
I'll just be happy when I can fly again. hope I don't need to buy epic flying *and* panda flying. who has that kind of money??

>>528767994
ESO is a mixed bag, DLCs have higher quality to them but introduce the worst kind of fan fictiony crap to the lore you can imagine
combat is floaty and bland, literally there to waste your time
>GW2
apparently changed a lot since launch, when it launched leveling was decent but dungeons were horribly balanced (also zero content for really long time)
>other MMOs
Tortanic a.k.a SWTOR has decent class questlines, end game stuff is not really worth it, combat is nothing special

Pearl

>>528768597
>hope I don't need to buy epic flying *and* panda flying.
ohnononono...

Might regret asking this but is the /vg/ guild for Epoch likely to be Alliance or Horde?

>>528768981
Most likely Alliance. It won't matter though since I doubt we will do any world bosses.

>>528768597
also start legendary questline while you're in the pandaria faction hub
better get on it early, takes long time to complete

>>528768981
Epoch has Cross-Faction guilds

>>528768981
Epoch skill demand will filter 99% of loons here, don't bother

>>528768835
I had plenty of fun with ESO. Give a few classes a try and stop caring about meta in the overworld. Make your own build and have fun. I think they even got rid of animation canceling and light attack weaving was nerfed
Tortanic however sucks if you aren't an agent which sucks later because it makes no sense to be a non force user in those quests

Basically wow is and will remain the king even in this race to the bottom industry

Purrl

Imagine being obssessed with some some internet tranny for this long, actually pathetic

fuzzy and soft

>>528769904
shes not a tranny
she has a dick
I personally sucked it when I went to scotland

i ate a kebab while raiding yesterday and my ass kinda burns right now

imagine panda gf with glaswegian accent
kinda cute

>>528769904
not a tranny and i'm not obsessed i'm just grateful for all she's done

>>528769904
it's literally sylma samefagging and self posting like the mentally ill freak he is
he never left the thread but stopped playing on troondle

>>528770203
pearl is not like you aoiyuki

>>528770203
Sylma is offline right now though. I'll ask her if she's going to roll on Epoch when she wakes up tho

Pearl brews jasmine tea,
soft paws guiding with a smile
all will be okay

>>528768981
most of the server will be alliance because no belf

pearl milk tea

>>528770340
>aoiyuki out of nowhere
what is this mental illness called?
>>528770351
sylma is online right now and samefagging in the thread

>>528770351
Post a screencap of the conversation so people will believe you.

i wanna choke every femorc to death after having to put up with telegethu

Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties! Aoipanties!

>>528770731
Settle down Torzag and go back to sucking your boyfriend’s dick

I have 3 different characters, each with their own separate personalities and sleep schedules, in FMC.

that's a lot of filtered posts

Pearl sat on my face

for me? it's dragtha

>>528770901
That’s cute.

is turtle really done for? epoch seems more catered to tbc enjoyers than it does vanilla enjoyers

SYLMAAA

>>528771008
Both will be fine. Turtle might become the casual fun server.

>>528770909
You missed nothing of course. Anons are still obsessing over THAT anon even though it’s almost been three months.

>bro they added like some tbc talents this makes the server like totally TBC bro, no we dont have tbc zones, no we dont have tbc raids, no we dont tbc gear, no you don't get it It's totally just tbc you dont understand trust me bro trust me, It's like tbc or wrath or something bro, no I cant play I have done mc for 20 years and It's all I can do bro I cant learn two new abilities and what not, not playing tbc (epoch the vanilla + server)

>retarded irish freak gets called out for self posting samefagging
>immediately has a melty and tries to divert all attention to others
sylma tranny you cannot distract me dropping names of other anons, telegethu torzag jib aoiyuki
i'm on your trail

>>528771263
>indirect sneed
holy woman

Epoch is just the TBC pre-patch plus Bladestorm for Warriors because the project lead is a Dwarf Warrior main.

>>528771424
i will be enjoying playing arms warrior in pvp

>>528771424
What's even the point of bladestorm on a PvE server? Should've added TG instead.

>>528771008
Turtle will persist. They’ve gone 6 years or so now. Coming on 7 soon I think. They survived Vanilla+ (yes they lazily named a server that) and all its hype. At this point players will stay with Turtle because they’ve sank so many hours into it and because it has stayed around all this time. Some players will dip out and some will later rejoin. It’s how Turtle do.
If you are talking about FMC, the reality is if too many raiders dip out they will gave to stop raiding. The guild will continue to exist but probably go a bit dormant like it did before. If anons keep logging in for raids then raids will keep happening. It ultimately comes down to what anons want.

>>528771343
sylma has been around and been the talk of the thread for years now anon

>>528771572
>years
It’s been less than two.

>>528771552
>>528771008
>>528771092
wtf is this stupid idiot talking about? turtle is going strong and will probably never die now.

who is going to tell fish

>>528771343
sylma is liked the oldest old fag of wpsg, she was in the core ten back in the molten wow days.
name any big guild in wpsg history, sylma was in it or a founding member.
>Khazar milkers
>Dragon in forest
>The stedmen
>Anime mafia
>Kapis bizarre adventure
>The original Nihilium

>>528771552
i dont know what fmc is

>>528771742
Yeah Turtle isn’t going to go away because a new server popped up. It’s been the anti-FRESH for ages. The appeal is that there’s finally a private server that doesn’t disappear after a year or isn’t seasonal. You can actually have a character, level it, gear it, and still have it next year or two years later or ten if you decide to take a break.

>>528771819
Since when was she in Khazar Milkers?

When is Rogue getting buffed on TurtleWoW

>>528771836
/wpsg/ guild on Turtle.
The answer to your question is no, Turtle won’t vanish just because a new server releases. It’s here to stay.

>>528771572
>>528771819
stop samefagging tranny

>>528772009
pearl was hadrianus

>>528772074
Filthy why do you still come here?

>>528772009
Sylma was a bigger part of Khazar Milkers than even Lorelei!

>>528772026
You're the buffbitch now.

No, Turtle did not "survive" Vanilla+ they ddosed this server into oblivion until it died
They will be ddosing Epoch too, mark my words
Turtle tranny is angry at us, white men, much like a jew.
Dawn is soon brothers, no tranny rules forever.

>>528772140
filthy loved sylma though

>>528772214
vanilla+ was good i liked it

>>528772214
turtle are the ones that copyright struck epoch,

The hack proved Turtle has never ddosed.
In everything that was leaked not a single shred of evidence was found to support them ddosing.
Same goes for Torta being Shenna.

I don't even have to be around for Johntankman and Telol to be afraid of me.

>anon in the thread is sperging out about fmc and sylma
>”suddenly” elaynna “starts” posting
lmao like clockwork you really can’t help but out yourself you autistic dumbass

@528772384
replaced

OHHH PEARL THE PANDAREN, SO FLUFFY AND GRAND!
SHE HEALS ALL OUR WOUNDS WITH A WAVE OF HER HAND!
SHE’S SWEET AS ME WHISKY, STRONG AS ME STOUT
WHEN PEARL’S IN THE FRONT, THERE’S NEVER A DOUBT!

>>528772331
It had some great ideas. What killed Vanilla+ was the failure to deliver on those great ideas. So many things like Hyjal were promised but never came to fruition. At least not on V+. Didn’t help that Turtle did deliver promises including things V+ promised like Hyjal.

saw Salty Dogs faggots lurking on epoch

>>528772372
Honestly if you wanted you could easily copyright troll these servers by claiming their videos. If you aren’t a US citizen you can’t even get into shit over it because DMCAs are US law. And they really can’t fight back because legally they don’t own the copyright.

>>528768890
figured..

>>528769093
ok hype, thanks. every class gets one right? we really are the participation trophy generation

and Felkiss too!

…and HIMECUT!!!

>>528767994
i saw aoi posting on the gw2 general so you might want to avoid that game completely

turtle will survive as the chinese/turd world containment server

>>528773228
How could you tell it was him?

I heard Telol is still so obsessed with me he moans out my name after every ERP session he has with Johntankman? Is that true?

Elaynna if you DM me right now I will ERP with you and fuck the sassy brat out of you.

>>528772210
Only Warhorn can call me that.

>>528773664
felkiss...

>>528773741
me on the right

>>528773741
Pandaren are BIG

>>528772384
So trve queen, please come back and save us.

>>528773395
kek

>>528773741
more like pearl the mental patient

inc meltie in 3.. 2.. 1..

Elaynna is pure.

>>528743535
>>528743567
please understand
far too hard the epoch devs to add existing playable races to the game

>>528696298 (OP)
Now post her in-game model

>>528774238
Fish...

post the property of pearl image
you know the one

>>528773741
Did you get the Glory mount?

i pull extra packs and wipe us on purpose in fmc raids

>>528774814
Did he seriously have a meltie just now?

>>528774941
We know Flag

>>528774998
he's seething

>>528774941
That’s one of the reasons why we like you Flag

>>528775125
Why for?

>>528772810
>>528774941
keep doing it i have betting pool on what packs you pick, im up 200 gold so far.

>>528774941
When you do it its funny Flag because it works and we get to see more of your insane rambling
whan elaynna does it no one dies and he stays completely silent

>>528775386
Flag does it on purpose because he’s based.
Elaynna does it by accident because he’s a shitter.
They are not the same.

>>528775273
Someone told him...

>>528775386
Is he the most deranged player in the raid? Seems likely

>>528775530
Uh oh!

>>528774848

>>528774280
pure sex
I kinda miss nutting ballsdeep inside her tight elf cunt ngl

>>528775676
No. The stuff he copy pastes is weird but funny. He has also never once had a meltie. He just doesn’t take the game that seriously while still playing extremely well. More anons should be like him but alas.

Sometimes I wonder if this is Elaynna samefagging

>>528775729
what the fuck

>>528775676
Anons who take the drama seriously and constantly gossip like the little girls they wish they were but never will be are deranged.
Some bloke taking the piss and having a laugh is not deranged.

what server should i roll on? I saw the epoch trailer and remember wow existed

>>528776129
It is.

>>528776285
Wait for Epoch in a month or play in Turtle Wow

>>528776285
That depends, Nonny. Do you enjoy plapping? If so turtle is right for you!

>>528773384
her
aoi is a woman

>>528775729
why are wowtrannies like this

My Nelf needs to get plapped by a fellow nonny.

>>528776772
pearl ran a harsh guild on mb2

>>528776285
turtle if you want a vanilla+ server
wait for epoch if you want tbc+warriors getting wrath talents

Felkiss confirmed for Epoch and that's all that matters to me.

>>528773741
Where is Jib?

I want to kiss Felkiss.. what do I say?

>>528777189
pearl ate him thinking he was an eggroll

>>528771742
>>528771092
>>528771552
>the moment a second private server shows up, the amount of people playing WoW private servers will magically double, providing enough player count for both to run
honestly the lack of doomposting is amazing

>>528777174
What race should I roll on Epoch for Felkiss to like me?

Stop...

>decide I want to try turtle after being shilled to me on /v/
>come to /wpsg/ to find people to play with
>read the thread
>suddenly don't want to play anymore
it's always like this with every mmo 4chan plays, tranny faggots cliqued up and making others miserable
I don't know what i expected

maybe this time around felkiss and sylma will shack up like they should have in FMC

>>528777454
Probably male Tauren warrior. He has a thing for rimming them and leaving lipstick marks on their asses.

>>528777584
same but i'm going gnome with bright red lipstick

>>528777552
>judges the server based off a thread of 5 schizos
>must be the whole server
Stop reading 4chan for a week and you'll feel better.

>rimming

>>528777384
Faithful turtle players will just increase the number of characters they're playing simultaneously while everyone else moves to epoch. Problem solved.

>healer fm
>paladin tank still taking a billion years inbetween each pull
you can almost hear the gears turning

Felkiss is pure.

>>528777839
It's almost as if pre-cataclysm specs were an unbalanced mess

>>528777809
is hot yeah

>>528778113
>slurping shit straight from the tap is hot
you do you I guess

>>528777776
>do not judge server by pride parade
>political commissars
>addon makers who insert adds and various messages into existing addons
>zones with floating mobs, broken pathing
>fucked up class balance, faction balance and shop with bags
>trillion bugs (not just chinese)
that's right C H U D

what class should i roll on turtle?

>>528777384
Typically speaking when a new server comes out you have people like >>528776285 who haven’t been playing on any private servers hear about it and hop in mixed with longtime players who chase FRESH. The FRESH chasers don’t stick around though. FRESH lasts a month tops. And I don’t think many FRESH enthusiasts play on Turtle.
Reality is some Turtle players will try Epoch. Some will stay on Epoch. Others will return to Turtle. And some will quit or move to other servers. Meanwhile Turtle will remain.

>>528778242
>my diet is so bad i'm constantly carrying shit inside me

>>528777776
disingenuous retard

>>528777945
its got nothing to do with the spec, sister bro

>>528778481
>thinking a medieval cow shithole has good hygiene
lick it bro it's clean I promise. just test yourself for gonorrhea afterwards

uh oh
epochsissie meltie

>>528777809
I think it's gross but I get why people go for it. like many things involving sex it's all about the power fantasy.
It's not that it's happening it's the fact you've made someone else do it in the first place.

musky male woggies abusing my nelfie

Elaynna won

>>528779026
it actually feels pretty nice to receive too

>>528779026
>sex it's all about the power
that's how women see it at least. getting off to licking the hole exclusively meant for removing excrement from the body is by definition coprohagia (scat fetish)

Rutt

>>528779372
Can I get an actual QRD this time?

>>528779372
QRD?

>>528779223
bro you just posted cringe

>>528778357
nonny with plap spec

>>528779510
>>528779548
come up with a "unique" and quirky bit and make it your entire personality
examples of this itt are:
- trying to sell your worthless BoEs
- reducing your vocabulary to three words like "rutt?"/"qrd?"/"pop!" and incessantly spam it
- roll an alliance character and exclusively heal horde characters only
- end every sentence with "nigger"/"tranny" ad nauseam
congratulations, you are now a respectable and desirable member of the wpsg community

<Pearl Before Swine>

do people still form groups the old fashioned way on turtle? tired of group finder pairing me with dps wartards who cause problems and roll on tank loot

>>528779624
i'm not your bro

>>528779802
sorry i'm asking for a qrd on who this rutt is?

>>528779816
who's Swine?

>>528779223
she's not a futa tho...

>>528779870
I do, didn't even know about the group finder until the other day

>>528779981
anons

>>528779802
>no declaring your eternal love to some literal who anon
>no where is jib
>no avatarfagging until everyone is tired of you
>no not in fmc
>no i'm totally a demon succubus but good
tourist

>>528780225
2 of those are me althroughbeit

I want to push my bvll cock deep inside Felkiss pussy and tell her that no one will ever buy her boes

>>528779870
yes most people just get groups the old fashioned way

>>528779870
The old fashioned way is better because LFD is full of idiots who will queue as tank to stuff at the minimum level.

>>528780398
The last part is just rude Zap

>>528780285
which ones?

BoEs...

>>528780652
yeah its no wonder healers just insta leave 99% of the time lmao

https://strawpoll.com/xVg71JwkRyr
don't forget to vote

>>528780652
>tanks
>using the LFD tool

>>528781110
no, he's a faggot

>Asalys goes to sleep
>Schizoposting stops

I wanna buy Felkiss's BoEs so hard lads.

>>528699125
>July 25th sounds like another bullshit date.
i checked their issue tracker when they made the announcement and it was in much the same state. if it launches on the 25th, it will be in a sad state with half of the abilities broken. doesn't seem like they are ready, but we'll see.

probably 30% of /wpsg/ posts are from asalys

>already banned from the epoch discord
they're not as based as we thought bros
can't sockpuppet because they require sms verification (kiked af)

>>528782609
Stop...

>>528782609
>>528782834
shut the fuck up you failed male

I want to cuddle with Felkiss and stroke her short hair and hold paws together and and

>>528779802
did you just seriously copy paste my post from a few months ago?

Im glad Mop classic is vacuuming up all the furniggers soon

>>528782773
turtlesisters, our shilling campaign was stopped??

I'm going to be a gnome on Pochie.

>look at my discord friend list
>asalys asleep
>elicia online
>aoi asleep
>felkiss online
>fish hiding offline
i wonder who could be the schizo

>>528782773
>basedjak getting banned for spamming nigger after agreeing to TOS that says no nigger spam.png

>Felkiss the failed faggot male "quits" wow
>rutt and BoE posting immediatelly disappears for a few months
>Fellkiss the failed faggot male comes back
>Rutt? POP! QRD? Buy my BoEs!
hope this faggot kills himself one day

>>528782772
Asalys certainly has a post count as high as her bodycount

>>528783648
i'm also trans btw, not sure if it matters

>>528783648
The Rutt posts didn’t stop when Felkiss left though. You kept making them.

>tfw no one suspects me of funposting

>>528784164
ok koto

>>528783648
felkiss really loved sylma

>>528784164
Because nobody cares about you

>>528782772
It's been a while since i post often so no

ok pearl

What class should I roll on turtle?

>>528779981

>>528784573
shaman

>>528784606
is this pearl's preferred body type?

those are the people you raid with

>>528784606
>>528784706
>>528785015
Peak male physique, built for sloppy rutting

>>528785015
seems like a chill guy

>>528784706
she likes the gunt resting on her ass

>>528784606
>>528785015
the body of the people cheering for epoch

turtle wow dimensius

>>528783818
not as high as aoiyuki tho
why do you think she is trying to settle down now kek

Are there any Turtle wow BiS/recommended list (NOT Pre-raid) for each class for high-level raids, or in general?

>>528783505
no I kept reacting with the chinese flag whenever anyone mentioned turtle

>>528785432
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDvXQm3DgmNsKg5BUiWBFLi9XLk9ZfvPL9F4vvQYh6Q/
Not the most accurate, you will have to find something specific to your class if you want something better, but it's a nice start.

all epoch players are 2m tall 100kg+ muscled chads it's well known
all turtle "players" are 160cm tall failed males who pretend to be women

>>528785303
>more retail lore
fucking retards

EPOCH

>>528785819
i'm 6ft and chubby and play wherever i want
failed male

>pretend
he doesn't know FMC has two biofems

>>528786178
I WANT NAMES

https://logs.stormforge.gg/en/character/mistblade2/pearl
.

Why aren't they making Epoch x2 or x3 exp? Don't they know we've done this a hundred times before... what gives?!

>>528785015
>Call him a fat, bald and old ojisan
>Make fun of him all raid long
>Plan to act all smug about it
>Find myself in a mating press repeatedly saying "sorry" instead
Oh no!

redpill me on TBC mage talents for epoch. I only know vanilla. is fire/arcane viable for anything or is it still frost for pve/pvp?

>>528786553
Everything alright, fish?

>>528786472
>only orange parse is dark analmouse

>>528786548
>faster leveling in a server that advertises itself as a total custom expansion to the traditional vanilla leveling experience with a shitload of content added to the mix
this is how stupid tentcucks are

>>528786352
felkiss
aoiyuki

>>528786548
no one has done epoch levelling once you retard

>>528787448
I have, you didn't play the beta, nonny?

>The Forsaken? They're not all bad.
How about the Wrathgate? Cocksuckers moved the New Plague into Northrend, pointed it right at us.
>That was real? I saw that cinematic, I thought it was bullshit.

>>528786635
TBC arcane needed T5 set bonus to make it work so unless they add that in some form, it'll suck.
Also depends what they do with magic resists on bosses.

No Tents No Play

>>528787527
this isn't crystal cafe nigger

>>528787576
ignore this, i forgot what that set bonus specifically did. It was just a big modifier to arcane blast so that can be tuned if they want arcane to be viable

>>528786548
This! x1 exp can go to heck!

>>528787735
Pitching a tent right now, nigga

Billions will be filtered by ultra chvddy und fvshy Epoch

no pearl? no play
no sylma? no slay

>>528696298 (OP)
Dunno what all of this stuff is I just came (hah) here to say that that OP image is banging.

>>528786548
Deca...

>>528777776
>replying to frogposting retards

>>528788307
that's what i'll be playing on epoch, as a priest

LF Plap spec Nonny for Epoch

bros aoi accepted my friend request i don't know what to say now i was not ready fufkcufkcudckfuukfuckfuckfuck

>>528789007
What's a plap spec?

>>528789143
I didn't think anyone would reply to my post so I didn't prepare to answer any questions...

>1 millisecond after queue for ragefire chasm pops
>you guys gonna try Project Epoch?
jesus

I'm torn between picking race and class for ERP on Epoch and class and race I actually want to play.

>>528789916
Always pick for ERP. Always.

>>528785015
more cushion for the pushin’

>>528790040
Why? I'm not that big on ERP it's just neat to have an opportunity to do it I think.

i will be playing a fem nelf priest on epoch and there is nothing any of you can do to stop me

>>528789916
I'm thinking and making my character story/personality already, then I'll see what sort of race or class fits best and then tweak the original story from there.

I doubt there'll be much roleplay on Epoch, of either variety, though.

>>528790646
not my problem

I am going to use the option to not see peoples transmog and all of you troons are going to look like clowns

kek just like turtle a bunch of erp fresh fags are rolling priest and they'll all stop playing at level 20

I'm going to roll a femnelf and befriend every male tauren I see

Elaynna said he plans to take the name Sylma and impersonate him to recruit anons to his guild on Epoch. Just a heads up

>>528791117
wouldn't be surprised
how will we verify the real sylma?

>>528790837
Post their screenshots to their thread. No transmogs. No gooner mods.

>>528790646
POV: you're a tauren bull

male human mage
yep it's epoch time

>>528791282
I assume you meant pics of them without transmog, and yes I will

I'm going to be a mischievous Night Elf Rogue that sneaks into enemy Capitols and gets "caught".

>>528791442
felkiss...

>>528791742
sylma looks like this

>no client mods
>no chinks
>English only
Yup, it's epoch time

convince me to sign up for bwl

>>528792428
Felkiss will be there

Anons best choice for race/class to roll come epoch?

>>528792729
dwarf warrior is a safe bet

>>528791442
does "he" happen to look like gif related?

Who's making our guild on Epoch?

>>528793235
why did you type "he" like this

i want to try wow for the first time on epoch but is it true that the game doesn't have a breast size slider? are there no flat females in this game? guys

>>528792729
I'm thinking dwarf shaman, bring the windfury for the usual swarm of warriors. Arcane mage looks like it might be neat too, might give that a shot.

>>528793639
It's kind of an old game at this point bwo... models are kinda basic

>>528792186
>>no client mods
What do you mean? I've been morphing my mount and gear since beta 2 and i havent been banned yet

>Epoch arena
>it's just RMP vs RMP again and again

TBC PvP meta is so fucking retarded

>inb4 cuckstorm
3 minute CD lol, the rogue will just disarm you when it's up

>>528793791
Announced that they will be banning client mods like that at full release. Can't be assed to find it, was probably on discord or some shit.

>>528793923
RMP mirrors are peak wow gameplay

>>528793421
Elaynna

>>528793923
This and two Resto Druids pillar humping 24/7, throwing Lifebloom up while the match goes on for 7+ hours

>>528793421
Warhorn

>>528793679
There was a poll on the epoch discord and dwarves and undead won by far, this time the swarm will be dwarf shamans and undead palas. Gonna be a pain because I actually want to play a dorf warrior.

>>528793923
i have a weapon chain, disarm these nuts

I think Warhorn making the Epoch guild would be good. A neutral, unbiased party. Not to mention big.. and strong...

https://www.project-epoch.net/community/rules/
>Prohibited Game Actions
>Using VPNs, especially to avoid moderation actions.
Guess I won't be playing on epoch.
>Organizing or participating in GDKP / Gold Bid runs is not allowed. These runs are defined as a dungeon/raid group auctioning off loot drops for gold.
>Boosting is not allowed. Boosting is defined as carrying low level characters through dungeon content with the intention of farming experience points for them. While there are already measures in place to limit the capabilities of boosting, circumventing these is still against the rules.
At least that's good.

which healer will be most sought after on epoch?

There should be some strict anti faggotry rules on the epoch guild

>>528794904
shamans as always

>>528794839
>>Organizing or participating in GDKP / Gold Bid runs is not allowed. These runs are defined as a dungeon/raid group auctioning off loot drops for gold.
>>Boosting is not allowed. Boosting is defined as carrying low level characters through dungeon content with the intention of farming experience points for them. While there are already measures in place to limit the capabilities of boosting, circumventing these is still against the rules.
doa...

>>528794904
Shaman easily now get used to twisting WF/AGI totem

>>528793791
>>528794095
Most recent discord post basically says that they don't care (was about some nude mod)
>It is client modding and not an addon yes, technically not allowed but not something we can detect or care to detect anyway. Just be aware that patch very well might break some stuff, please don't ask us for help when you have problems with a third party mod

>>528793421
schizokino or elaynna and when they inevitably collapse pearl will take over

>>528794904
not shaman since totems are raidwide

>>528795082
>Most recent discord post basically says that they don't care
Yeah i was just about to say, even if they gave a fuck its trivial to bypass. Warden is pretty garbage on most private servers.

>>528795059
>resto
>twisting
yeh nah thats the enhfags job
I will be using tranquil air and nature resist totem

need a gnome shortstack mod for epoch...
i'll be in your debt forever.....

>healsissies
lmao

>>528795542
post your name so we know who not to heal

Tauren hunter with a wolf pet.
I will make a guild. My name is Garhorn.

>>528795642
Yarrick

>>528795642
I'm rolling with another established guild, i'll never run into you lil bro

>>528796093
sure you are bud

>>528795724
I'll do literally anything for you and him.

>>528795010
>>528795059
>>528795223
but there will be a fuckton of dwarf shamans?

>>528794839
Just use a vpn with a residential/static ip, what the fuck are they gonna do?

migrate
>>528796349
>>528796349
>>528796349

>shaman can you twist your totems please, our healer nee...
>"How about I twist your nuts ?"
>no no, it's fine master dwarf please continue

>totem twisting
how about i dont and you still wont kick me because you bend over for windfury

>>528796260
Okay and? People will roll what they want to play. Metafagging will be forever btfo

>>528786553
great, now i'm hard

>>528788601
She's not wrong. I won't mind 1x due extra quests and stuff but fuck leveling alts, give me 7x or something (14x weekends) after my first 60.

>>528793442
you know exactly why.

that's just crazy

>>528798371
Tauri?