Thread 528758659

/mhg/ squad ID: RL9XQ7VM

>I have a question about Monster Hunter!
https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK

>MH Wilds
Wilds info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/
Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/
Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/schedule
SF6 special collab trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAsxlyygMNs
Director's letter: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/topics/director-letter-2505/
Why (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg

>MH Rise
Sunbreak TU info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/
Hunter connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570y
Armor set search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=en
Monster weakness database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/
DLC unlock: https://pastebin.com/2DdDQiBT

>MH World
Iceborne info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/
World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653
General info: https://pastebin.com/TxqC68h7

>Older game emulation and multiplayer/Frontier
https://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY

>Databases
https://kiranico.com/
https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex

>Where does /vg/ play?
Post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)

>/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)
https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3

Previous thread: >>528676747

flooded forest is a really cool map and the vertical movement in rice is awesome

but

shaggy in wilds when
preferably shadow dropped and a gore has a low chance of shedding to become one

The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Entropy. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Hedonism. The Imperator of Individualism. The Jarl of Jackhammers. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.


THE INDOMITUS REX

THE BLACK BVLL

THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS

THE TEMPERED OF TEMPEREDS

THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE

THE TALLEST OF THE TALL


CHADIGANTE THE RUINER

APEXPREDATORgante the MASCULINE

GRIPgante the CRUSHING

INSURMOUNTABLEgante the UNSURPASSABLE

INDOMITABLEgante the UNYIELDING

AESTHETICgante the BEAUTIFUL

SWOLEgante the RIPPED

TANKgante the RESOLUTE

PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGgante the INTIMIDATING

GLAREgante the DOMINEERING

JUGGERNAUGHTgante the UNSTOPPABLE

DISCIPLINEDgante the ENLIGHTENED

ZENgante the SPIRITUAL

POTENTgante the VIRILE

ARCHTEMPEREDgante the INVINCIBLE

VALORgante the DAUNTLESS

IMPERIOUSgante the DOMINATOR

INVICTUSgante the ETERNAL

MAELSTROMgante the TITANIC

QUAKEgante the SPACE-TIME SHAKING

COLOSSUSgante the LEVIATHAN

BEHEMOTHgante the MASTODONIC

MONSTERgante the TERRIFYING

LORDgante the KING

EBONYgante the LEGEND

SUPERNOVAgante the TRANSIENT

GANTECHAD THE NERGI

NERGICHAD THE GANTE

THE CHAD OF CHADS

ENCHAD CHADGANTE

CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD


ENTER CHADGANTE

Let's be honest, anons. Do you regret upgrading your rig for Wilds? Did it give you enough bang for your ducks?

I love Huntresses

/mhg/ Kingdom

Peasants: Console players and Tourists
Town Fool: Mush
Citizens: PC players
Lord Commander of the Kingsguard : Vull
Captain of the Guards: Lite Tell and Rae
Court Jesters: Masterlinkx, Whitelinkx and Aira
Stable Master: Wrath of the Furious
Master of Ships: Kuds
Master of Coin: Albert
Grand Maester: Lady Maria
Archbishop: Bloodlust Mira
Nuns: Talula and Lily
Steward: Monica
Court Sweethearts: Seph and Saeko
Royal Guards: noicie and Wipebeef
Queen: Melissa
King: Anthony
King's hand: That guy who's never kicked out of the squad
The One Behind the Throne: DOJ

>>528758812
nergidaddy, please *spreads wildsissy bussy*

Anyone wants to play Woke or Wize

>>528758795
Sorry bro, no elders allowed in Wilds.
Zoh Shia? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh doesn't count because my uncle who works at capcom said so

>>528758812
>spamming/flooding
Enough

>>528758852
Nobody even plays Wilds so namedropping your discord trannies is straight up off-topic

>>528758812
OH SHIT A CHADIGANTE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

this whole thread is spam/off topic shit tho

chudbreak
N2Qr3Ld6KT2QWPRW

>>528759006
feel free to report me, it will just end up freeing my time kek

>>528759178
No, CHADGANTE poster you have gotta stay uwu

In two weeks after TU2, we get a Pinion Chest piece, palico armor and a challenge arena for a Mizutsune charm. It's something I guess, I just really don't like arena.

I love huntresses

>Anon in previous thread fellating over how SB Velk >>> IB ATVelk
Probably one of the most retarded shit i've read but i'll bite. Does it really matter if SB Velk is """"better"""" than IB Velk when, despite her overhaul(lmao) to keep up with SB hunter powercreep, she's still a completely trivial monster in SB?
>>zero tracking 2x beams are just braindead openings
Bro she does the exact same shit in SB.
>>air tail stab does ice ring braindead opening ad nauseaum w/o cool variations like SB Velk
Buddy, SB velk's openings and patterns are just as braindead. Whether they're cool or not is personal preference.
>>rush bite or rush sweeping laser and no surprise tail sweep
????
>>Almudron mud platofmr but ice so you can jump over attacks
Who the fuck uses ATV platforms to jump over attacks? You can't dodge shit by "jumping over" attacks in Iceborne. If anything, platforms eat your rolls and fuck you up and are only good for hammers.
>>sliding floor gimmick turning your entire moveset into spin2win [proceed to talk about World slope issue instead of ATV issue]
The only weapon that's greatly affected by this is the hammer. It even actually benefits the hammer.
>She's a great monster still but truly felt like beta testing Sunbreak Velk.
You act as if IB ATV is bad yet in reality nobody even remembers SB Velk. She wasn't a memorable fight there because she couldn't keep up. Her fight was trivial and her implementation was obviously an afterthought. She probably could keep up with sunbreak powercreep if you put some rules on yourself and play without broken switch skills or counters or silkbinds but the fact is, she only can keep up if you gimp yourself, and you don't need to do that to get the full ATV experience in IB.

>>528758813
yeah I spent 3k+ aud on this shit FUCK, now I just play rice all day lmao

>>528758813
no, i like wilds, im looking forward to more wilds updates and now computer is more beefy for modern games and video rendering

>finished world
>9.7 hr into rice
i do like a lot about it. but it still feels cheap. and the jap culture shilling has only gotten more abrasive. even chinese games don't push china this much.
i started playing GU and it's really soulful.

>>528759320
sauce?

>>528759417
Apologies, Kakarotto-sama! I should have known my place...

how deep is your love

>>528759320
it's mizu in wyveria lmao

>>528759747
I really mean to learn

>>528759126
Which platform and what are you doing

>>528759126
whoops
N6PHeK4eJAeKfNXT

>>528759837
'cause we're living in a world of fools

>>528759894
Breaking us down

>>528759858
piscine
idk, levels maybe

>>528759581
https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/schedule

>>528759953
when they all should let us be

>>528760013
we belong to you and me

>>528759824
Yeah, I'm dumb. Forgive me.

>>528758812
>breaks a nail
>cries on the floor

>>528758813
Not really cause this rig will last at bare minimum 5 years and I can run now everything on max. I wanted to upgrade for some time already and wilds gave me a reason to.

I think I hate the Guildmarm. I don't like the "le quirky zomg" types.

bee gees collab when

>>528760001
god please let chargeblade be there

>>528760167
nah but forreal though why brachy?

is wilds saved now?

>>528758812
NOOOO MY RICESISSY ASS IS STILL BLEEDING, PLEASE ST-ACK

>>528759996
k I'll join for a bit

>>528759417
>Who the fuck uses ATV platforms to jump over attacks?
Whoever wants to do that.
>You can't dodge shit by "jumping over" attacks in Iceborne.
Lunge, bite, laser don't have much vertical reach, I jumped over them. The word you are looking for is "shouldn't" instead of "can't".
>You act as if IB ATV is bad yet in reality nobody even remembers SB Velk.
If a game has like 4 good fights, then yeah of course it's going to be "memorable".

>>528759417
Agree'd and legit forgot Velk was in Sunbreak lmao

>>528759417
>>528759606
I want you dbs faggots out of here!

morlds

Just a constant barrage of 10/10 monster in Sunbreak, of course a MHWoke monster is going to be... just another monster.

Mice with Lice

15% of the 12,069 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.

>>528758813
I already had a good pc and the stuff I play runs just about as bad as milds lol

>>528761205
>.216% player retention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtXYw-Ac2Ok
ricebros translate

>>528759417
>You act as if IB ATV is bad yet in reality nobody even remembers SB Velk.
that's just velkhana being a lame shitmon with nothing going for it. it's probably the only flagship less popular than seregios
>nooooooooo but le fart cat!
everyone has a strong opinion about magnamalo

>>528761184
Baiting aside I recall it didn't have an afflicted/risen counterpart so of course in an endgame that fully focuses on investigations no one remembers Velk.

>>528761423
It shows up at high anomaly level I reckon

>>528761184
Rise understood that people are here to fight the monsters, not wander around and watch monsters shit.

>>528761423
Velk has a Hazard version but it's so super sized it cannot hit you.

>>528761423
apex monsters don't either and they're some of the best fights in the game

>>528761423
nah SB velk is just a boring shitmon, you still see people fighting primordial and lucent because they are fun fights

>is casually more popular than your flagship monsters
heh, nothing personal kid

>open sad panda
>see Fatalis on the front page
Holy pog

>saves Wilds
Kneel, /mhg/
Kneel to our king.

>>528761517
But not as main target right?

>>528761841
does she have a massive pair of honkers?

cumbrains get the rope

>>528761876
>behind Zinogre and Nergigante
>King
Nope.

>>528761907
never knew he cosplayed
what a slut

I think if shartcom is stupid enough to put out a paid expansion for wilds next year with a new nata-centric story campaign while the game still runs like dogshit on 99% of hardware the backlash would be bad enough to kill the entire series.

>event quests showing it's still at least THREE WEEKS until the title update
They should axe the game and move on at this point, stop pretending.

>>528761830
*scratches belly* who's a good boy~

>>528759890
3/4

>>528762086
Good the series needs to die for awhile. Port 3U 4U GU to PC

>>528762086
Good the series needs to die for good. Play Nightrein on PC

MHCC (Monster Hunter Classic Collection) coming in 2027

I have mice on my walls...

>>528762458
>in this quest you will play as Nata

https://x.com/monsterhunter/status/1937858675697221845

>already on sale
ohnonono

>>528762814
>the last time capcom did this was because DD2 was a failure
oh no no no no no

>>528762814
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

>>528762814
Aka their sales slowed downed/plateaud

>>528762814
KAMI 6 still hasn't gone on sale yet btw

>Your Hunter discover a lots of dead monsters.
>"What happened here? Who killed these monsters? It will endanger the entire ecosystem, we must investigate!"
>You tracks the mysterious monster to a dark cave.
>red smoke fill the cave as a pair of eyes flare up.
>"What is this gas? I... I can't FOCUS!"
>The monster lunges and knocks you off your feet.
>"It's too strong! I can't PERFECT BLOCK!"
>The monster roars and lunges again, aiming for your life.
>Suddenly a flash bug explodes and blinds the monster, making it fall to the ground.
>"Good hit, partner!"
>A mysterious hunter appears, clad in black Fatalis armor with a great sword.
>The monster roars, red smoke coming out from its body forming into small explosions surrounding the two of you.
>Before the blast could hit you, another hunter in full Sinister Grudge armor swings down from the sky. He unleashes his Hand-me-down sword and cuts the explosion, stopping it in its track.
>"That's why you're my favorite pupil!"
>The Sinister Grudge Hunter raises his hand, releasing these weird "glowing bugs" as they swarm the mysterious monster.
>Almost like a WIRE, the bugs tied the monster down, making it unable to move.
>Fatalis Hunter holds his great sword up and brings it down to the monster head, knocking it prone with a single strike.
>The two hunters help you up
>"This region is pretty WILD, huh? Almost like a new WORLD out here."
>"But we will RISE to the challenge."
>Proof of a Hero started playing.
>You pick up your weapon.
>"Hunt the Behemoth" appears.

How is Monster Hunter Stories 1/3?

>>528762814
so after 4 months they have yet to break past 10mill? lmaooo holy fuck, not to mention no famitsu 1mill yet

>https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP0102-PPSA07862_00-MHWILDSSTANDARD0
>https://store.playstation.com/it-it/product/UP0102-PPSA07862_00-MHWILDSSTANDARD0
>already on sale on PS, 20% off in US and 30% off in Europe
>if you search for "Best Selling", it's nowhere to be found

LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>528763368
First tasteful coomer post ive seen since world release. Keep posting king.

>>528762814
Sony should have paid more to get an exclusive launch again instead of an simultanious with PC.

Why aren't you guys supporting Wilds?
I thought you were true Monster Hunter fans

>>528763368
>>528763545
Awful sloppa

>>528763484
I do, that's why I don't support slop (mice and milds)

>>528763236
Wait... That monster...

>>528763368
>>528763545
tall, muscular woman, dark_skin, sweaty, white hair, large breasts, huge breasts(1.2)

>>528763365
Ohnononono someone sound the alarm we need another 5 hour video of praising Wilds and telling everyone all the games always sucked.

>>528763368
>>528763545
AI KINO

>sloppa chad in the general
/mhg/ is saved

/mhg/ is beyond saving

>>528763365
>>528763365
Kek MH is probably done as a mainstream title. MHWorld was a once in a lifetime opportunity, a lightning in a bottle moment.
The portable games will continue to do well in Japan, because they only play Switch there, but forget about doing well internationally ever again.

disubros what the fuck is this name...

>>528764043
monster hunter frontier needs a rerelease

>>528764081
>>528763368
>>528763545
Y U M
U
M

>>528764207
you can play it now pls play with me

>>528764081
could be better but okay overall

>>528764354
are you playing it using the mhg server?

Whoever decided to make Khezu needs to get beat up
Fuck this raw chicken looking faggot

Wilds is at #35 in the US PSN, fucking below DD2
I checked other PSN stores and the game is currently
>#64 in Italy
>#23 in France
>#43 in Germany
>#71 in UK
Only place it seems doing fine is Japan. Can't make this shit up

>>528763545
>>528763368
>>528764081
>>528764730
SEXO

>>528764589
I'm on rain. I didn't know /mhg/ had a server but I could swap since I just started. I'm guessing it's dead though...

>>528764752
>GTAO & V in top 5
how the fuck is this even possible? It's a 12 year old game!

>>528763368
>>528763545
>>528764081
>>528764730
>>>/trash/75899392

>>528764906
They basically sell 5M per quarter. It's a juggernaut. GTA6 release will be unreal.

>>528764906
>how the fuck is this even possible?
sharkcards
they bundle the game with them and on sale its cheaper to just buy the game + sharkcard bundle

>>528765015
/amh/ is for furfags and troons. not AI spam.

>>528764906
The magic of live service + popular IP

>>528764906
shark cards bro lmao rockstar makes fucking bank

>>528763368
>>528763545
>>528764730
sloppa anon i love you. pls do a kulve slut

>>528765015
you should go there and we stay here you useless fuck.

>begging for literal genslop
it's terminal, I fear

>>528765256
I assume it is ether some discord clique circle jerking or samefagging

>>528765335
no thanks

>>528765058
>5M quarter
that's more than most games do in a year wtf
>>528765110
>>528765195
I went to the store, but I don't see the shark card being bundled with the base game, am I missing something? ps store is a tad confusing
>>528765127
this feels like gacha numbers, it's absurd

>>528765256
This post is off topic + he is more useful than you though

>>528765684
I'm telling ya, any game that releases near gta6 is just throwing away money.

>>528765335
Why is her neck so long

>>528765792
whatever helps you feel better about yourself dude
defend that guy's honor with all your might, maybe he'll reward you by genning rondine!

What's it like being a Lance main?

>>528765157
do lovey-dovey handholding with handler
e.g. blushing at a meal table or such

>>528766383
AHOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lagi please save us from this sloppa

>>528766078
kys useless faggot

>>528766383
more of KT please!

>>528765335
this doesn't look like sloppa ... but i guess it's fine, i can't tell anyway

>>528766383
Nice

>>528764752
>between DD2 and P5R
grim

>>528766632
I've made and participated several rise and world rooms over the past month so that the general can play monster hunter together
wouldn't call that useless. but again, keep defending that guys honor with all your might! you'll be his right hand man in no time dude

Tranny screenshot spammers are getting mad at the AIchad

>>528767080
everyone here has played monster hunter, retard.
you are nothing but a bitter faggot shittig up the general with complaints caused by your busted taste

AIfag, please more KTbobba...

>>528766383
>handholding
>hands
you asked for it

>>528765323
seems to be the case

>>528767501
doki doki

>>528767501
>Looks at you like she's about to confess
>Asks you to get her another plate of food because the commissary told her no more after her 5th

>>528767501
my wifeler uwu

>>528767764
>>528767501
i like where this is going

>>528767501
>>528767649
canon event

>>528767501
>>528767764
my dick just twitched

>handler with her mouth shut
off-model art

>>528767764
Don't stop nigga!

Can this place be saved?

LAGI
KING OF THE SEAS
PLEASE KILL EVERY AI INDIAN SLOPPA IN THIS THREAD

>AIspam
fuck off already

>>528767501
>>528767764

This thread is worse than usual

>>528767501
>>528767764
YUMMY

mister slopperGOD can you please post my wife the guildmarm

>>528767764
i'm gonna cooooom

>>528760885
>Lunge, bite, laser don't have much vertical reach
Proofs or you're gay and bring shame to Rise enjoyers.

>>528768132
>>528768174
it's unironically a raid

>>528767764
>>528767501
SEXOOOOOOOOOO

>>528768092
*jobs to tuna*
lel

>>528768332
if it was a raid there would be a lot more spam. not all of like 5 pics in an hour

Those 50 posts before mine? All me.

I came...

>top 20 best revenue in Europe for May, PC+console
>Wilds nowhere to be seen

we need the three next pics

>>528768545
AIfag failed me, I was not trete yet...

>>528768480
90% of the replies to the images are unnatural

Keep posting more sloppa please! MH is already raped and dead anyway so let's finish off whatever is left of it! Keep the sloppa going slopanon i love you!

>>528768632
nigga 95% of this thread is constant shitposting. it is completely natural for them to latch on to something to continue shitting up the thread with.

>>528767501
>>528767764
>>528768739

>>528768739
MUH DIIIIIIIICK

>>528768776
Why does this make you so mad

>>528768739
yes

>>528767080
>>528768092
>>528768776
kill yourself, useless whiny faggot

>>528768739
MOAR

>capcom spotlight tomorrow giving us more info on TU 2
>no hype or discussion because /mhg/ is too busy gooning to Aislop
Why are men like this...

>>528768739
https://files.catbox.moe/fcxtfu.png

>>528768739
>>528769441

God gave you a penis to breed irl women
Not relieve yourself to AI slop

>>528769441
MY DICK I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMO-AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>528769249
only one of these posts is mine but I'm glad you're back
I really did miss the guy who defended pornposters as if his life depended on it. I even remember when AIposter themself acknowledged that they got out of hand at one point but you were still defending them lol
like a beaten dog eating crumbs beneath a table

>>528769592
AI handler porn is part of god's plan though amen

>>528769441
hng

>kino got deleted
what a sad day...

>>528767764
>>528767501
>>528768739
You are the best anon recently

Press S to spit on jannies

>deleted
Today the gays won...

S

Based jannies keeping the slop out

No fun allowed... Typical wildsfag behavior...

jannies i think you can delete most if not all the replies to it as well

Thank you for your service, AIfag

seems like faggots here prefer to jerk off to each other's tranny huntresses kek

>>528770312
>modded huntress spam never gets deleted
Makes you think

Based jannies

Fuck I missed the fun

>>528770312
TRVTH NVKE

#ReturnToWorld2025

>>528770312
>>528770440
the ai poster literally started doing this by making porn of people's characters to begin with a few weeks ago
two sides of the same faggot coin

#ReturnToGodEater2025

What's your favorite monster hunter and why is it rise?

I don't get it man, why not just boot up Wilds and roleplay there.

#ReturnToNightrein2025

>>528770528
never left lil bro

MODS=GODS
THANK YOU

dead general

>>528770528
Fuck now I have the music stuck in my head.

>>528759890
closed good hoonts

>>528770312
i mean what else is there to do?

Who are these 13k people still playing wilds? i mean half of them have to be chinese but the other half? WHO ARE YOU?

Lumu

>>528770807
>>528770447
>>528770160
what a mentally ill seething samefaggot lol

>>528771534
letting us jerk off to Handler AI slop

damnit now we'll never find out how it ends

>>528767501
I don't get it. Why legitimated good posts about monster hunter like these are deleted >>528767501

While we have so much garbage like spam and off topic crap non stop that mods dont care? >>528758812 >>528759747
>>528761205 What the fuck is going on?

>>528771635
i still have like 20 more hunter symbol IIIs to farm out before i have every piece of gear in the game crafted and every talisman maxed out

>>528771635
We really do need to round them up and put them in camps. There's no excuse to be playing wilds at this point they need to be punished.

returntovorsphyroa

>>528772121
Mods? Under my rule. ENCHAD? CHADGANTE!

>>528772121
>posts a Milds webm and player count
>off topic

Lmao seethe

>>528772121
seething schizo hates ai
his cheeto encrusted fingers shaking as he reports the most popular post /mhg/ has had in a week

>>528771635
they are true fans unlike worldos

>>528770440
Fun fact but if you report a garbage post about 5 times it get bumped to the top of the janny queue and it will get deleted

The problem is you idiots never report anything so garbage stays up

The only reason this aislop got deleted is because it unironically pissed off the tranny huntress spammers and they spam reported him

>>528772286
Based and Nergipilled

>>528772358
>bunch of shit i made up
why would you lie on the internet? you just made that shit up without checking at all

>>528772358
>unironically pissed off the tranny huntress spammers and they spam reported him
Nah plenty of people get utterly buttblasted at any AI art, even if the posts are completely harmless.

>>528772350
discord boyfriend got banned for 3 days?

>>528772003
https://catbox.moe/c/eximqw

none of the monster themes in wilds are as good as the great maccao theme

>>528772506
Hey there discord troon

>>528772551
hot

>>528772551
oh yeah baby

>>528772551
BA-BA-BASED

>>528772290
>player count for the 10790th time of the day
Literal low quality shitposting spam

>>528772350
You mean he reports the same posts using different IPs? So we are literally doomed in the hands of a schizo that perpetually gets good posts deleted while only garbage stays up in the thread? Lmao cant make this up

>>528772551
Arigato, AIchaddo

what set off the jeet slopper this time?

>>528772551
me and my wife

>>528772551
Doing god's work anon. Dont let that schizo stop you delivering god tier posts

>>528771635
I wish I could get my hands on one of these wildsfags oooh boy I'd beat them black and blue

>>528772551
STOOOOOOOOP

>>528772971
>>528771785

>literal esl crying because slop pics got deleted
lol? I dont even care that much about the pics but his butthurt over other people not liking it so strange

>>528773138
>>528772551
this but "angry, crying" on handler

I wanna #ReturnToHandler
I miss her so much

>>528773334
>Come home, pard!

>>528769360
What is there to discuss?
We are getting Lagiacrus and Seregios, and a whole fucking month later, Uth Duna with inflated stats, the end

Crapcom are too gay to do anything fun, and too incompetent to add extra stuff, like whatever was originally scheduled to be TU2

after i finish all of the TU2 content in an hour i think i will #ReturnToMice

World or Rise lumu please.

>>528769360
We already know the content, it's Lagiacrus, Seregios, layered weapons and a bunch of paid cosmetics.
And the update isn't even out until 30th/1st, so who cares

The discord really just decided to pull a full on raid huh

am i really gonna set up this cmfyui and shit

>mentally ill esl logs in 5 different IPs to report what he doesn't like, only leaving up shitposting and spamming in the thread
lol

nice thread huntards

>>528769360
It's sad that most of /v/ and /vg/ has turned into endless goonposting

>boots up Risebreak
>Fights Special Investigation EX Seregios

Oh boy I cant wait to fight a more boring version next week. I am so fucking excited holy shit.

>>528774148
how the fuck do we only have one rabbit monster in the series but a trillion rath clones

>>528774314
Nobody wants bunny rabbits, Darren. You are a tendie manchild.

>>528774620
kek

i'm impressed he got the goggles right

>>528774148
what's the monster hunter equivalent of this

>>528774789
world tour rath diving off a cliff

>>528774314
apex bunny soon

>>528773295
album updated

>>528773930
if you download one of the images (use the latest one) and drag it into comfyui it will load the entire workflow including prompts. you will have to download the models from civitai and then it should just work.

Do you think hunters ever regret their life of hunting? When their body is old and withered. When their scars and joints ache. When they tell themselves they could have been a merchant instead and found a wife to settle down with but instead they chose the blade. They chose the path of struggle. Mountains of bloody corpses felled by their hand for money, for resources, and for glory. Was it worth it in the end?

>>528775284
>rat: world/rise
>clam: wilds

>>528775602
>literally FREE money
no

>>528775602
how many zeny does it take to buy a mansion?
and yes if he ever carted he's fucked in a few years

>>528775602
no, because the monster hunter world runs on pokemon logic where nothing matters

>>528775852
nothing really matters...
anyone can see...
nothing really matters...
to meeeeeeeee

>>528770595
which one?

>>528775602
>I wish i could have wage slaved my youth away instead of being literal superman and go on adventures and fuck identical faced whores all day everyday

Okay i guess

>>528775551
thanks for the tips anon
all i originally wanted was a dinner date with handler never expected i'd start slopping on my own

>>528775602
Better to burn out than fade away
Imagine you grow old enough to be senile and the guild tossing you into a home

*unsheathes longsword*

>>528776583
>that hunter...he knows too much...he must be dealt with...
>raze his village to the ground and tell the knights to bring me his head
>...oh and butcher his poogie for my meal tonight

>>528776982
this is how jrpg start

>>528776982
>butcher his poogie
You monster!

barina was such a waste
tokuda hate

>>528776224
one mans excitement is another mans wageslaving

>>528777489
this is how i imagine nersyla uwu

>>528758852
Lily and Talula as nuns was a good one.

>>528777489
>best design out of of all the new monsters
>2* shitmon that dies in less than 2 minutes even as tempered

anyway
HUNTRESSES

>>528759747
Is it like the ocean?

man I just don't get it, Risebreak has much more endgame variety than Morld, so how the fuck does it still pull bigger numbers 7 years later?

>>528778221
Seriously, why isn't every single monster an 8* juggernaut?

>>528778348
>is surprised people have good taste
get fucked ricesissy

>>528778446
i hate this

>>528763236
I feel a little ashamed that I liked this.

>>528778285
people actually play with this crap quality

>>528778348
people dont like the gimmicks of rise
it's literally that simple
players want to take their weapon and use it without some weird mechanic being forced down their throat

>>528778348
>why is my weeb jerkoff fest not more popular
nobody wil ever figure it out

>>528778618
I actually got a new GPU but haven't played Wilds

which is that monster for u

>>528778285
MHGU?

>>528778348
its more accessible

>>528776160
all of them chronological order
if you buy the second one you get the first one for free

>>528777883
shes pure

>>528778348
Honestly, this >>528778681
Whenever I see Rise gameplay, I feel like go playing soulslop or shit like that.

>>528779171
thanks bandai

>>528779369
no problem
dont forget steam summer sale starts tomorrow

>playing rise LS and swaxe
wow this is a lot easier than gs

>>528778694
kek

>>528778348
It doesnt have variety at all. Risebreak already suffers from weapon and monster experience homogenization but not nearly as bad as Wilds does.

>>528779570
>suffers from weapon and monster experience homogenization
please elaborate on this

>>528778285
If y’all report this for low quality it will get deleted btw

>>528779027
yes I do have an MHGU Huntress

>>528779187
Crap, even the cat's scoring some chicks and I'm still ronery.

>starting gear
>naked cats
poser

>>528779924
Vibrant Colors

>>528780016
^

>>528780183
and lastly: FAGGOT
>>528780016
My switch is collecting dust and so are the games in it

>>528779768
kek

>>528778348
You have to remember that monhun is already a pretty complex game. Most games don't have this many moving parts and then rise adds even more stuff on top. It's pretty overwhelming to new players and I've spoken to some that said it was too complicated for them. Then you also have to remember there's a reason world sold so much more than previous games. Graphics sell games

>>528779768
does that work for all ai sloppa?

>>528778348
Don't think too hard about it, bro.
You like what you like.
Sunbreak room?

>>528780676
yeah but you need 5 reps minimum for it to work

>>528780183
fixed

Okay let's play some monhun. What's that ? A new one called rise? Alright let's check it out. Wait what the fuck I have to pick my moves? There's too many which ones do I pick? What do these even do? Some of them use bugs? I have to wait for a meter to refill and pick up bugs during the hunt too? Now there's red bugs and gold bugs too? I can run up walls now? What is this spiderman stuff? this is so confusing...what the hell is an anamoly? I have to hit the red spots? But the monsters are so fast...My dog can boost? How do I do that? Wyvern riding? Wtf what happened to just mashing attack? I can't time these counters properly this is horseshit. Oh neat I can get back up right away with this wirefall thing. Wtf they have moves to punish wirefall? This game is dogshit I hate it

>>528782202
forgot to blur out the background and have blocky NPCs running around

>>528782430
>this is what rice eaters actually think
kwab

>>528778348
I'm pretty convinced it's down to graphics, as both games are fun and worth playing but less people seem to have given Rise a try at all.

>>528782430
Trying too hard lil ricesissie

>>528782579
will add in TU (circa next thread)

>>528782430
>he actually thinks rice (or any mh) is hard
lmao

it's not too hard but it assumes you played MH before and that's why just like GU its never gonna be popular compared to normieslop

>>528782851
it's probably hard for him, don't judge. we accept everyone here

he's in

>>528782673
>let my hunter get wrapped in nerscylla's web
>pause, photo mode, jerk off

>>528783062
Post her

>>528783062
I gotta try that...

>>528778348
Graphic whores, that's it.

>>528782953
It's exactly this. It's made for veterans of the series to play with new mechanics. It's super overwhelming for new players

>>528783792
I wouldn't say overwhelming, more like extremely off-putting

It has nothing to do with gimmicks either because GU ended up eventually selling more than even 4U and and rise sold what was it 17 million? Hell even nightreign was successful despite the gimmick. People don't hate gimmicks and this weird argument has never made sense. Hell third gen and the underwater gimmick is one of the most beloved and vehemently defended gens there is.

>Milds is already 50% off (65.000 pesos to 30.000 pesos)
It's fucking over
ADIOS!

>>528784304
Every day we stray further from God's light

>>528782202
>>528782579
>>528782850

you got a weapon and you dont use it...

>>528784393
fuck no, underwater was trash

>>528785159
NOOOO I bought this game full price only a few months ago nooooo

>>528785159
Is this the first sale we've ever seen for wilds? 4 months after launch seems a bit early but not too crazy

>>528764752
We all know Milds is a totally dogshit game that is totally dogshit in every regard. But one facet of Milds' dogshitness I haven't seen discussed often as of yet is its cover art.
Milds' cover art is DOGSHIT, it looks like a mobile game and it also features Olivia's hideously ugly lesbo face. No wonder this game flopped.

LOL!

>>528785159
i'd buy it at 50-70% off
20% isn't worth noticing

all the latam poorfags coming out ayy

a sale now means no price cut for summer sale

>[Sad News] Despite being the fastest selling Monster Hanter of all time, Monster Hanter Wildz has not yet recouped its development costs, producer says
*ahem*
*clears throat*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHHAHJASGSHADHGAHDSGAGDHAHDGHSAGHDJASDAJDAGHHHAHHA

>>528783346
OHNONONONO

>>528785563
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>528783346
BASED BASED BASED

>>528785159
lmao at the premium deluxe being -15% instead of -20% like the other two

>>528785945
no way this is real

>>528785945
Sauce?

>>528758659 (OP)
>mhg

>#214 in top sellers
well it was at like 250 the other day so I guess the sale had an effect? maybe we have to wait until tomorrow to really see the numbers go up

>>528758813
I didn't because I'm not a fomo retard so I waited to see if the game was as shit as it appeared to be, and it was.
Still playing world at 90fps 1440p max settings and rice at 144fps 1440p max settings on my trusty 3070

>>528786408
The game is selling like shit on PSN as well

why are longsword users so cool

>>528785945
I love shitting on Wilds, but this is clearly fake.

>>528786572
I dont see a bump in players either but maybe we'll have to wait a few hours or something

>>528786524
>on my trusty 3070
KEK

>legiana scream is a stock sound effect
I thought capcom did all their own sound stuff for monsters

https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxsW-0flQ-DCEiNi5XHYcF2XwLZoS14Syn

>>528786708
Yea, the game is pretty big so downloads take a while

>>528786791
kushala has some stock boar screaming sound effects as well

>>528786737
what's wrong with it

>>528786791
they used to but since world they suddenly use stock sounds

20 percent off is basically the normal price. who's buying it?

>>528787263
If I ever buy Wilds, it will be after the expansion drops and the bundle has to cost no more than 50$

i'm a real mh fan i wait for 75% off 3 years after release

>>528786791
Ok somehow opening this link fucks up my yt in that window, videos play normally but the actual video window does not exist

>>528786373
I'm from the future, Wilds is still a turd a year later.

>>528787583
kwab

>>528787263
This is almost certainly just to gauge interest. Capcom is probably aware of the popular sentiment surrounding the game and sees the sales slowing a bit more than projected so they put out a quick sale that ends in one day to see if the price is the real issue because people often say something is the problem when it's really something else. If they see the game sales pick up enough to put them back on the projected track then they'll know despite all the bitching it was really game price keeping people away

>>528783034
I hope if they ever add more Frontier mons that they dont end up raping their OST. Lots of them have great tracks but after World I dont trust crapcom anymore.

Monica 7 hours ago

Glad the reviews are at 15% positive

At least there's something to be happy about, hopefully this will stop sales and Capcom will do something since they only care about money. Sadly many people blindly bought it and got scammed. Before you say anything my copy was a gift from a friend, I didn't even start the game once

>muh sales
Why do you faggots care so much about sales when we all know that the primary contributor to it is marketing and hype? You salesfaggots kept pointing out sales as if its there to back up the fact that your game is good when in actuality it isn't. People just happen to be retarded enough to consume rancid dogshit if said rancid dogshit is well-marketed.

I mean sure, World sold the most in the history of the franchise. But at what cost? The game's casualized to hell and back, it doesn't even come close to the amount of content GU, 4U and even 3U had, and the community is more fragmented than ever.
The only one that benefits from this is Capcom while actual MH enjoyers had to deal with not only a bastardized version of a game that they loved, but also the subhumans that came along with it.

The saddest thing about this is that we had to wait until MH gets THIS bad... before all of the newer faggots that came with World and Rise started screaming that this franchise is ruined when in actuality everything was already ruined the moment World came to PS4.

>>528787826
>everyone screaming that the problem is optimization, lack of content and shitty post-launch support
>MMMMHH I WONDER IF IT'S THE PRICE

>>528788057
i'll laugh if it's true

i'd buy for ten bucks

>>528786791
Titzi-Ya-Ku uses rooster sound effects
Brachidios uses oar sound effects
Gravios uses some very obvious and bad bear sound effects

Those are the ones I noticed from SFX I have worked with, but most monsters probably do, since they are lazy as fuck

>>528788008
Because sales are what companies understand.
People want Wilds to underperform in the long run and flop compared to World/Rise because that's the only way Capcom will understand and course-correct.

>>528788057
People scream about everything what matters is what you do. People knew beforehand the game ran poorly and still bought it so talk is cheap. They're a company they don't have time to worry about what people say they need to work based on what people do. It's like when netflix raises prices and everyone goes "I'm really quitting this time for sure!!!" and then they pay the new price anyway

>>528788217
Diablos makes Velociprey/drome sounds in World and it pisses me off

>>528786791
beotodus sounds were made with a drill rattling against a bucket
https://youtu.be/9EPwqjYcHIE?si=A9xv7UyuIyM7LBwr&t=281

>>528787824
Actually, might be something with mozilla, my search has these bars all of a sudden as well

>>528789175
>google
>2025

>>528789243
>GOOD MORNING SAAR PLEASE REDEEM THE DUCKDUCKGO SAAR

>>528784393
GU wasn't balanced around its gimmicks

>>528789243
Sell me on your bing bing wahoo search engine

>>528785159
>>528785563
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO!! NO!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WORLD CHADS I KNEEL!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>528785945
I love Wilds but this is definitely real.

>>528788217
Wasnt there a monster in wilds that did the warcraft gnoll dying sound?

>>528789337
it's not free

>people talk about wilds, a game they dont play
>retard shitposters doom non stop in replies with retard fantasies of what they think ppl dont loke about it in
>talk about rise
>same doomers start screeching about rise
>talk about world
>same doomer screech its also bad and never shut the fuck uo about it
This is probably one of the worst generals ive been a part of. And i was apart of e7g where there was a literal ip evading scatposter for 8 months. At least they liked the game they played, or even played it unlike 99% of you faggots

>>528789412
Yes, we call him Ichinose

>>528789459
this ritualpost will unironically never take off because its simply far too wordy
not even joking. a good ritualpost needs to be brief and simple

>>528789459
>/mhg/ is one person
>/mhg/ is one game
BWAAAAAHHH WHY GENERAL BAD BABUUUU

>>528789452
You...pay for your search engine?

>>528789584
Proven wrong 11 seconds later >>528789607

>>528789645
yeah

>>528789765
he doesn't even know it's a ritualpost though, and that's because he probably never bothered to read it any of the other times its posted
as far as 80% of people are concerned your post might as well be another wall of text being posted by the guy copypasting reviews from steam

>>528783271
They knew what they were doing with this option.

>>528789459
>And i was apart of e7g where there was a literal ip evading scatposter for 8 months
we've had that and worse even

>>528789332
what makes you think that? why on earth wouldn't they balance around a central mechanic?

>>528789904
why do you think it's all the same guy?
hell, even i posted it once

>>528790074
because GUs gimmicks weren't central mechanics to begin with

Scatreon-sama...

>>528790182
just to be clear, you mean styles?

>>528790182
Is this a joke? A good amount of progression is based on unlocking hunter arts through quests

>>528790137
regardless of whether one person posts it or multiple, its clearly intended to be a ritualpost
I used to cover for the solo hunter ritualposter sometimes when he was late a long time ago.

What could it be?

I can't wait for wilds because the heroes of old will all return to make the general and hunts lively again while the 4 risetendies are forced back into their goblin caves.

Murdae returning to shit on pc players
Hikage returning to shit on Murdae
Masterlinkx returning to post cute stuff and carry noobs
Ryukishi returning to tell everyone off for being noobs
Doj creating excel documents for community use
Noice returning to be a wallflower again
Erin returning to call shitters what they are
Aira returning to post the festival countdowns
Blondie returning to grace everyone with her presence
Momoka/Magatsu returning to make original chibi art of mhg players

The possibilities are endless

>>528789885
Damn. Hey so completely unrelated but I got these cans of fresh air just sitting around, you wanna buy some?

>>528790298
>>528790353
you are not forced to use them though
you can just stick to guild style with zero issue, you aren't punished for this

>>528790379
>clearly
people use that word when they have no basis. it's ironic.
why not coherently articulate the reason, which would answer my question, rather than write what amounts to "im not telling so try to guess"

>>528785159
literally less than half that on key shops

>>528790752
okay you aren't technically punished for not using wirebugs or focus mode either that doesn't mean they aren't core mechanics

>>528790752
>you are not forced to use them though
you need to pick a style before you can start the game. so you at least are required to interact with it.

>>528790750
m-more...

>>528790803
making the same post every thread and once per thread is called ritualposting

>>528790752
The "Pretending to be retarded ingame" fallacy is not an argument. Try again

>>528790514
suit yourself, i won't pressure you to stop using slop

funnest weapons for each game?

>>528791072
>get hit
>decide to time your wakeup like you do in every monster hunter prior
>actually you had to wirefall here because the monster has a followup
>play perfect gen 5 lance with default switch skills (no instablock)
>eat shit because even with guard 5 you're supposed to attach twin vine for extra hidden guard levels
>>528791272
what are you even saying? My point is that anyone can forgo using styles other than guild style and the game will hardly be any different. What does "pretending to be retarded" have to do with this? Is someone retarded because they have a preference for guild style?

>>528791791
>im gonna pretend to not know about the other styles 2 of which being insanely OP and braindead, just so i can be a contrarian and have FUN
Pretending to be retarded ingame fallacy. Same as not using clutch claw, not using wirebugs, not using focus mode.

if you're gonna argue about overpowered shit then start crying about hbg being the best at everything in every game

>>528790752
>>>you can just stick to guild style with zero issue, you aren't punished for this
>needs tremor res for jang & jho while adept & valor can ignore it
>needs evasion + 3 or absolutes to avoid G-rank Lagi's thunder bite while adept/valor can ignore it
>needs HG earplus or absolutes to survive a oneshot combo from BB while adept/valor can ignore it
>punished with more effort for overall slower kill time by the virtue of not using adept/valor+absolutes
Fuck you you lying retarded goddamn dumb fuck nigger. Zero issue and no punishment my arse.

Nah because gunning isn't playing monster hunter.

>>528791791
That's no different from something like a grab or certain moves that stunned you in older games. You treat the whole combo like one move essentially. If you didn't have dung bombs you had to mash and if you didn't do it fast enough you could very easily just go from full health to zero. It's literally no different from a one shot move except you're given the option to get out of it. You can absolutely just choose not to wirefall and just avoid those moves. I've played that way myself for a good hundred hours

>>528792118
I never said I don't use styles other than guild style? I don't think you understand what I'm saying at all. I'm saying IF somebody decides they want to use guild style, the game is PERFECTLY PLAYABLE. Yes, other stronger styles exist but it's not as if your hunt time outright doubles from using guild. I'm pretty sure you and I have the same view and you're just misinterpreting what I'm saying.

>>528792354
>THIS THING YOU HAD TO PREP FOR IS JUST LIKE THE BINGBUG BUTTON THATS ALWAYS AVAILABLE ON YOUR CONTROLLER

>>528791791
>and the game will hardly be any different
Oh come on even something as simple as absolute readiness is game changing in GU. Not having access to it definitely makes things harder

>>528792443
>I'm saying IF somebody decides they want to use guild style, the game is PERFECTLY PLAYABLE
Yeah as long as you pretend you're retarded and ignore the fact that brave and adept exist.

the same shitmons again let's goooo

>>528792478
My point is you don't have to prep for it. You can absolutely mash out of a grab but it's not optimal just like you can just eat those combos in rise but it's not optimal. I genuinely don't see how you could say hunter arts/styles are not integral to the game but somehow wirefall is integral to rise. You can absolutely just not use it

>>528792292
It's more taxing but still complete doable if played correctly, yes.
>>528792651
Okay, so you do understand what I'm saying and you're just being silly. Or do you actually struggle to use guild style and you think the game is unplayable with it?

>>528792828
That's a funny looking Rajang.

>>528790952
this is actually insane, no one is buying wilds anymore jesus

Let's say you make a mistake and positioned yourself improperly in GU but instead of simply eating the hit like you "should" you instead opt to press the absolute evasion button or adept dodge or valor sheathe. How is that any different from wirefall? You "cheated" by engaging with the mechanics. Had you not engaged with those mechanics you would have gotten hit. It's the same thing

>>528792828
welcome to god eater, it's a budget psp monster hunter

I don't play GU to slot in faggot evasion/readiness. There's 3+ unique hunter art per weapons and you bet your ass I'm gonna use them because they're cool as fuck.

>>528794101
soi

>>528792910
>>528792443
>GU wasn't balanced around its gimmicks
>B-because you can still beat EX Bloodbath with guild style no arts.....
>But the fight and a lot of other fights turn into pure unfun CBT and you'll never clear it as fast as valor/adept/designated weapon/style combo for the fight
Doable does not mean it's not balanced around said gimmicks... unless you post prooves. The last guy who claimed that IB wasn't balanced around clutch claw at least posted prooves. Think you can back up your claims with prooves and prove me that i'm just a shitter? I'd like to see you try EX BB or Hyper G Lagi with guild Swaxe/LS and no arts. You're also free to slot in HGE for EXBB and Eva+2 against G-rank H.Lagi if you want to prove my point. I can wait.

>>528794101
Plenty of those hunter arts would fulfill the same function though. I'm about to get hit? Lol no I'm not I'll just use metsu on sns to stun the monster. The simple act of being able to animation cancel with arts is pretty game changing

>>528794294
Challenge quest are irrelevant to the overall balance of the game

>>528794672
Rise monsters don't feel like they take a bit longer to kill in endgame because they're balanced around silkbinds and wirefall. They feel like they take longer because of health bloat because since world hunters attack much faster than they used to. Combos are longer and there are more of them and you can dodge out of moves faster now so players can keep up aggression more easily. Without health bloat monsters would drop dead really fast like in wilds

>>528794294
check this out https://youtu.be/pqOlFod9yOc

>>528794584
amen

Just found a simulation glitch on youtube

so umm
how about those lumus

>>528795262
I checked in with the 'cord and we've judged to be "not monster hunter"

>>528795262
>charge blade
oh the weapon with the counter lol, exciting

>>528796042
can we stop saying lumu? it's childish

>make bold claim
>doesn't post proofs
>posts someone else's instead
Disappointing, really.

>>528796042
What would you like a lumu for?

>>528792828
cute huntress

tier list for GU styles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OMwFOXlut0
Which monster would you give this theme?

>>528796607
room*

>>528790952
you can't refund it if you get it at a keyshop

>>528764752
>below FF16
Oh mein god

>>528796592
>spend ten minutes doing it for me
>oh you won't? i'm disappointed

>>528796943
What would you room a lumu for?

vvilds

>>528792828
>struggling with a monke

>>528796592
This. The game is fucking bullshit and I had to resort to brave hbg to kill great maccao. It's fucking bing shit!

>>528797263
no no im sick of this shit every damn day with you guys ME WAN LUMU ME WAN LUMU!!! my gf keeps asking me if I'm playing with my little lumu boys again. I am a grown fucking MAN and I don't """play""". I HUNT with other grown MEN because that's what MEN do. So say room from now on

>>528797412
>HBG
you didn't beat the game

>>528797473
nyo

>>528797541
yes* and address me as sir

>>528797473
nyo i want to play in a lumu with my besties. you're disrespecting hunter culture

>>528797719
hunters are smelly and hairy and they don't have "besties"

>>528797719
>besties
>s
name two

>>528796592
>Expecting /mhg/ to actually play the game, git gud and post prooves to back up their shitposts
Be disappointed at yourself for having such expectations

i will rape every huntie who says nyo

>>528797528
it's a gunner game, lil bro

Actually it has to be guild lance and no blocking and no evade skills or countering and no arts and no elderfrost lance because I said so and if you don't like it you lost the argument. Also no armor because now that I think about it you might actually clear the quest... YEAH
Fucking Genbryos btfo worldchads wins again *goes on to hunter hyper extreme radobaan with baby blanket*

Look if your pubic hair isn't bushy then you're just not a real hunter. Hunters don't trim their pubes

>>528798384
the same with huntresses too just full blown bush peeking out from under their bikini armor like god intended

me wan lumu...

>>528761205
this game is so fucking awful to look at. grainy pixellated graphics with over the top sfx and an awful cam that fades everything out constantly
genuinely one of the worst looking "new gen" games ive ever played

>>528797412
>that bullet
you didnt hunt it

>>528799046
For wat geimu

Actually the game isn't balanced around weapons because 1 (one) guy managed to kill a low rank apceros using stones and no weapon. I won the argument and MHGU is a good game......

>>528790952
brutal>>528785563
>>528785159

>>528799343
It's jhover

This! So much this! Obvious you don't need a weapon I raped falalis with palico only! hahah get owned tendiefags

The game isn't even balanced around actively damaging a monster. You can just lure monsters into killing each other with zero issues, you aren't punished for this. It's taxing but completely doable. IF somebody decides they want to lure monsters into killing each other, the game is PERFECTLY PLAYABLE.
I won't post prooves btw.

portabletards are extra riled up today aren't they?

rubs me the wrong way when some midwit spouts some bullshit thats all

>>528782430
Truth poster...

>>528797857
nice try, i'm not gonna out my besties to smelly "hunters" that dont play the game...

>>528800261
listen

i know clawing is hard but you dont NEED to use the camera

you can just INFER where the monster is based on its last known position and the direction of where sound comes from

sure it will be very tedious, even unfun, and make fights take way longer...

but it's PLAYABLE

>>528782430
This is a game for the Japanese brain. You monkeys can stay in Wilds for all I care.

i'm calm

>>528800474
proofvsie woofvsies????????

>>528796965
why would i refund it, retard?

>>528800825
vgggh this is peak monhun before iceborne ruined everything holy shit i love base world so much

>>528800825
That can still be done in Mice so what's your point?

i have no point im just shitposting

monster hunter now is the best mh btw

>>528801194
NOWBVLLS RUN THIS SHIT

>more people playing world than wilds
uhh, sisters???

>>528801263
Greetings, newfriend.

>more playing watching vtubers than playing mh
uhh, transistors???

>>528801137
I lol'd but this was a bit too on the nose

here we witness the fall of man

I'm up for some World or Rice. Please post lumus.

>>528801137
>>528801359
i actually didnt catch that joke at all KEK

>>528801460
rooms*
we're grown men here

honestly I can't be bothered to host anything because i only want to play casually and the only games i'm interested in playing again right now are 4u and gu emulated the player pool is basically nil
not only that but that means showing up often enough for the others to progress and uuuuuuuuuuuughhhhh yeah I'm just gonna play cs bye

>>528801676
/unsubscribe

im filing my taxes and its more fun than wilds because this shitty web app i have to do it in has so much FRICTION and NO STREAMINING that there's a lot of skill expression involved to figure out how to optimally negotiate this terrible terrible nodejs jeetware

>>528800014
here's your prooves
https://youtu.be/ensS-1QHino?si=gES5LDLuFoEtrw0F

>>528801861
soul

inhouse?

>>528801861
thats whack
in my cunt I log in and just say if i'm in a relationship or not and hit next next then "I SWEAR ON THE CONSTITUTION THAT EVERYTHING IS RIGHT" and they get all the remaining data from my employers or some shit

>>528802000
sounds like commie shit

the irs still owes me 18k

>>528802000
well i make a lot more money than you which comes with more adult responsibilities

>>528802134
it is but at least i only allocate 1min of the year to filling my taxes then i can spend my rebates on booze

>>528802173
lucky you, you can sue the IRS for more now

>>528802193
then hire someone to do your taxes for you then richfag

>>528802432
>hire someone to play the game for me
what's the point of that

what happened to all the waifu faggots posting their characters? even they got bored of wilds? it's THAT BAD?

>>528802556
they only play on weekends now

>>528802556
not even the cumbrains can handle the negativity towards their shitheap

this too is tokuda's vision

>>528802556
I've been joining a few Rise rooms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZlFcTlKTII
Monster Hunter moment for this feel?

>>528801460
Might post one a bit later. Gonna finish Stellar Blade today.

>>528802979
Beating fatty without using the siege equipment or mantles

tch... all these weak hunters asking for lumus...
i work alone... you will only slow me down...

>obvious proofposting bait
>nobody takes it
It's over for this general isn't it.

>>528803379
the 2 guys that ever fell for it never got anything positive out of it
it takes no efforts to proofbait while it takes so much more to refute it

Real issues with milds are armor alpha/beta design regression in favor of non-genderlocked gear, splitting gems into weapon and armor slots, gathering hub having a shit layout, artisian weapon, you not being able to fight captured mons in arena, mons star system and shitty sound design where GS sounds like a wet fucking noodle hitting a tilefloor.

>>528803521
no need to be mad that we defeated gender

>>528801861
See I live in a first world country so I just get a notice in the mail once a year telling me if I own anything or if the government has to pay me back anything and that's it.

>>528802556
The huntresses are great but we can clearly only masturbate so much, then all that's left is a bad videogame.

>hear about the new super hard 8* monsters
>posts on twitter about people failing the quests, claiming they are insane
>try them today, do Jin
>less wounds, but still done in like 15 mins, nothing particularly different
>try Rey Dau, still giga jobber
>try Gore, the one everyone was shilling
>done in 15 mins, just the old gore with more HPs, need to pay attention but pretty fun

Gore is genuinely what I feel the standard difficulty for any strength 5 tempered should be. It felt like your average Hyper in Gen.
It's kinda depressing that this is considered "super endgame secret challenge" in Wilds

>>528804142
your fault for listening to retards on twitter

>>528804142
I had a dream about milds. It was so giga tempered gore magala and somehow it was taking place in that shit map from 4u with the rock in the middle where you fight shagaru.
Anyway the quest gimmick was gore's frenzy aoe mist would chunk you faster than any zenith poison and kill you on the spot unless you had a nulberry on hand. Again still in my dream I said "damn new mild update is shit" and uninstalled the game (again in my dream).

>>528803497
jar used to literally bait for himself until he ended up embarrassing himself against iceborne rajang. then he had to cope and say he was drunk kek. he hasnt self-baited since then

>>528804543
jar is the most genuine poster we have you fucking cum juice filtered filth

>>528804646
hi jar

>>528804646
this
i always feel bad when im shitposting hard and then it turns out i was talking to jar and then i feel bad

>>528803497
i remember some based guy doing some lance prooves, don't remember exactly what it was, when was the last time we had real prooves outside of arguments?
people used to post lands of tremors solo prooves a long time ago

>>528804646
Wait, this implies you didn't get filtered by cum juice

>>528804543
people like you are exactly why we don't get prooves

>>528804757
seriously the poor guy joined barely a year and half ago trying to play all the mh and then falls for the most basic shitposting there is and get tricked into streaming shit he has no experiences on
if anything its the niggers (doj) tricking him that should hang themselves

i wish we had 100x jars populating the thread so it wouldnt so fucking sad all the time

>>528804928
hi jar

favorite thread personality?

>>528804806
its the spunk thats left after you pass it thru a filter like a used cum sock

jar is a huge faggot like every other namefags
only anon is free of judgement
at least he did play the games, still a faggot

^afro american

>>528805081
>single personality
frontier heavy bowgunner

>combined personality
jar doj and aira

>>528805098
oh right like this >>>/gif/29040630

>>528804142
>done in 15 minutes
Absolute bullshit, proofs or gtfo
My best time for 8* gore is 29 mins

>>528803351
you forgot the sasuke image

>>528804142
>a hyper should be a 5 star in HIGH RANK
i understand mhg is full of retards but can you shut the fuck up?

>>528806423
he's right tho because wilds gives you too many tools

>>528803379
and this is the same excuse when ppl say
>x can be killed in 5 minutes
but never show they can do it

>LIFTING 1 KG IS HARD
>>actually i can lift 1 kg easily are you weak?
>PROOFVS? PROFOOVS? TAKE OUT YOUR CAMERA RIGHT NOW ASSHOLE AND RECORD YOURSELF AND THEN FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET YOUR RECORDING POSTED ON 4CHAN'S SHITTY 4MB FILE LIMIT OR DOX YOURSELF THROUGH YOUTUBE
>>well im not a manchild so i wont do even a 1/10th of all that effort for something that isnt even impressive
>OH NO PROOFS? NO PROOFS??? HAHA I WIN!!! I WIN!!!!! 1-0!!!! FOR ME!!!!! ANOTHER EPIC WIN IN MY COLLECTION! NOW TIME FOR ANOTHER 10 HOUR ALLNIGHTER GOONING SESSION WHILE YOU LOG OFF FOR THE NIGHT AND KISS YOUR LOVING WIFE GOODBYE HAHAHAHA!!!!!
>MOM!!! WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TENDIES YOU BITCH I TOLD YOU 5 MINUTES AGO THAT I RAN OUT WHERE IS MY TENDIE PLATE I HAVE A BIG GOON SESH TO GO MY 300LBS DUMP TRUCK NEEDS THE PRECIOUS ENERGY YOU FUCKING WHORE

I've never been particularly good nor fast in these games yet i can beat anything in wilds in 15 min or less, which i think it's "proof" the game is easier, mind you i think the chocobo taking you anywhere and autotrack are part of the problem too

>>528807216
Are you okay?

>>528758852
kek

>>528758852
Okay but who is the appointed /mhg/ kingdom rapist?

>>528807694
why do you have a little girl inside your home....

stop replying to your own 8h old shitpost

>>528805330
>>528805286
>>528805670
>>528805081
off topic shitposting trash while actual good content on topic is deleted >>528765157
fuck this shit man

>>528808792
how else is she supposed to know what quests require when she moves to the forbbiden lands in milds?

>>528809310
This series is dogshit so why should you expect on topic discussion? There is nothing to discuss. /vg/ should just not allow monster hunter anymore

>>528809310
>still crying 7 hours after ai slop got deleted
lmao

>>528774259
5* lagi dies in 3 min, 8* tempered dies in 5 min
5* seregios dies in 2 min, 8* temperwd dies in 4 min
theres your content lel

>leave for 30 min
>come back
>you guys are chimping out
Can you guys just chill out

Kill yourself mentally ill faggot

>>528778348
unironically people get filtered by anomaly mines, it is understandable, i'm still not lvl 300 after 4 weeks of fiending rise sunbreak from scratch but I'm just taking it slowly

so, who was the lovense huntress?

the end of mhg

>>528809884
vincent

>>528806423
Hyper were in HR too, anon

>>528783034
>>528787834
hopefully disu is in the next suzuki/portable expansion game, mainline for sure will rape all 3 themes and the fight, god his shit fucking bangs

>>528801498
Oh indeed Sir.
Rice or World rooms, I'm available to hunt.

>>528786373
>0 >>528786213
hours last 2 weeks
kek

>>528810260
that's vorsphy to you buddy

Did Capcom pull a Mossad and hire some Indians to defend milds on this honeypot site?

>>528809884
she has multiple huntresses

>>528809310
Must be a "prude" falseflagging. If not, why are you coomers so defensive about this shit?

>>528810548
She has 3. But she isn’t putting out recently. Fucking bitch

bois postem
https://youtu.be/RUkRNJJIOTw
https://youtu.be/grlI6R7D6Xo
https://youtu.be/APTx5IcLRPY

>>528810602
why are you?

>>528810545
I don't know if you're aware, but 1.7 million isn't all that much money. That shit probably went to all the big names on twitch they had playing on day one and talking about how amazing the game was.

>>528792292
Fake news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h859r1I4o24

>>528810871
Brown people practically work for free so 1.7mil goes a long way mate

>>528810857
I don't I'm being defensive.
Guy posting porn, getting his posts deleted as would happen anywhere else in the SFW section of this website. Then comes other guy crying like an act of martyrdom just happened. Like begging another man to generate pictures for his arousal was such a crucial part of his life that he has now experienced terrorism.
Why not just take these things to discord? Of course it's going get deleted here.

>>528807216
>LE X CAN BE KILLED IN SECONDS!! I SAW A SPEEDRUNNER DO IT ANYONE CAN DO IT AND EVERYONE KILLS IT IN THE SAME AMONT OF TIME!
>ok prove it
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE CAN DO IT TRUST ME TRUST ME ITS SOOOOO EASY TRUST ME TRUST ME NO I'M NOT RETARDED TRUST ME NO I WONT PROVE ITS EASY JUST TRUST ME!!!!!!! STOOOPPPPPP ITTTTTT!!!!

>>528811638
erm he's going to call you a useless mentally ill samefag now or something

>>528801861
>he has to fill in his taxes
kek my get done automatically

>>528801359
Maybe the nose was itchy

>Charge Master
Is it possible to do a Status GS/Hammer with this?

>>528811953
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>528812407
isn't charge master used for element hammer?

>>528759417
I repeatedly forget velk even exists, just in general

real-time ai gen'd monsters when

World lumu?
HUNTRESSES ONLY
I want to live out my harem king fantasies

This is now a Street fighter gooning thread. I’ve been beating off to Kimberly and Elena lately.