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I think i'm going to reroll at least 1 Super Creek copy just to have something until we get the good banner.

Global when?

Fucker Bryce

Global players must be able to sing this song. Or they will be kicked out.
Our national anthem

https://youtu.be/ZuaO2p0lL4s?

>>528771324
Creek isn’t good until you get 3LB. But 1 is fine if you only want the cornering skill.

Fucker Bryne

>>528771437
>male
yikes

>>528771568
The great filter

>>528771437
why are you gay?

>>528771437
Wrong. This is our anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugxOb2wJJ78

globalchad here, i hope you have prepared a gold standard starting guide for metagods like me

Spe

>>528771324
How bout I reroll you under my fucking tires treads bitch

>>528771861
>metafag
Prepare to be miserable.

>>528771861
1. Get Shakur
2. Get Oguri
3. Go wild

Never heard of this game or series, but I saw a trailer just now and was laughing my ass off. Am I going to become a horsefucker if I play this? It looks comfy

8 hours until /uma/ dies

Ready to sniff glue until my brain gives out

>>528772002
Rude....

>>528771751
its been 3 years...

I require gold ship pictures, please anons

>>528771986
A cute!

Naisu wife

>>528771751
Mejiro general. Always

>>528771368
today

>>528772057
I saw a webm that said oguri is bait.

>>528772070
yes

>>528771180 (OP)
newfriends, this is the dedicated NTR uma
all NTR posts about other horses are not canon or accepted withing the /uma/ community

>>528772239
The cutest.

I think we can all agree Sounds of Ass is the worst name.

>>528772732
The hungriest!

>>528772792
She also happens to be least favorite as well.

So fine motion isn't worth rerolling for? Not even 1 copy?

IGNORE ALL TROLLS AND MISINFORMATION
this is the only reroll guide you need. just get Tazuna and any of the S rank card
this was the JP ranking of the cards at release so you can't go wrong with that


https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/325750135/#q325765430

>>528772732
That is correct.

>>528772901
I don't care about meta.

>>528772901
There was a point when this was actual advice.

>>528772438
Even the story shows how Oguri is meta. You don't trust /v/, it's fine. But do you trust the game?

>>528772715
what makes her the NTR uma

>>528772715
I will steal your horse from you

>>528772901
Super Creek?

>>528773031
she loves only chad

don't listen to metafags, choosing Oguri is anti-Urara propaganda. you don't hate Ulala do you?

>>528772732
I prefer her daughter; my wife.

>>528773023
I trust the horse I love the most and that's Rice Shower.

>>528773031
LOY would never NTR, she loves only yours

Too much misinformation

>>528773031
Nothing, it's just anons shit fetish.

>>528773059
me, tomorrow

This is a cow

here is your actual NTR uma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DfrcX9XYs

>>528773409
Wrong, it's my wife!

>>528773409
cows are just different shaped horses desu
nothing says you cant enter them in a race

Which hors puts it all on green?

>>528773481
Does this apply to all umas or only those 4?

>>528772901
>INT Shakur
Man what were they thinking

>>528773496
is there any hooved animal that would win in a race vs a race horse?

say someone turned up on a zebra, camel, moose, an elk, an impala, an antelope or a bison would any of them stand a chance

>>528773720
no clue, I would had put it into S+ rank

>>528773701
How do I train seizures in long distance races?

>>528772901
I hate those fags who tells you to save until the kitasan banner, just add someone that spend thousands on maxing it, ain't that hard.

sex machitan

>>528772901
What do I actually reroll for then

>>528773903
lol
lmao
rumao

>>528773903
your waifu

>>528773903
Reroll for as many copies of Teio as you can get

>>528773903
rerolling beta

>>528773903
NO RERORR
SPEND SHEKERUU

>>528773016
I'm getting conflicting advice of
>Fine and/or SUPER CREEK will set you for a bit
>ONLY SHAKUR (will set you for a bit)
>NO SAVE EVERYTHING FOR THRONE

You're gay because you like horses based on these dudes

It's nice to start fresh but I'll miss being able to borrow maxed shit.

>>528774180
It will all make since once you play.

>>528774267
yes and? it's 2025 grow up already

>>528774180
>Fine and/or SUPER CREEK will set you for a bit
they get powercrept really quickly, shakur too but her skill is better
>NO SAVE EVERYTHING FOR THRONE
throne will be a while so don't bother saving for it just yet

>>528774267
>You're gay because you *noise* based *noise*
yes

anyone know how big the game file size is for steam?

>>528774180
It will all make sense once you play.

>>528774275
>>528774560
pfft

None of the starting cards are good so might as well reroll for a horse and save for kitasan black

>>528773023
yeah, meta to a point it took 3-4 years until Oguri is nearly removed from CM.

>>528774693
Even accelerated wont it take over a year to powercreep super creek or fine?

>>528774612
I'm a dyslexicdacchi...

Picking my horse waifu based on horse racing name

danchou?

One cute uma is good, but three cute sisters are deadly cute.

>>528774923
It's okay. We all make mistakes. Exsept me.

>>528774986
yes?

>>528774018
Whore

Maido Oguli

>>528774821
Yeah probably

anons here really hate the concept of global to the point that actively spreading misinformation towards others is actually encouraged huh
why do you guys hate global so much anyway? genuinely curious
and if you're asking if i'm a tourist, i've played since 2021 and will always stick to jp

>>528775267
we dont hate it
we're just having fun shitposting
one anon really hates it though but hes autistic and chinese.
its just banter sis

>>528775090
suck a dick

>>528775267
>why do people hate global
because of indians and sea

>>528775163
That's my wife you're talking about

>>528775267
its a new gacha launch. we are just making it as chaotic and funny as they all are. if you believe any posts on here thats your fault

>>528775267
>why do you guys hate global so much anyway?
I hate westoids

>>528775625
why do you live in a western country then?

>>528775267
First gacha? New gacha releases are always a haven for shit/doompositng.

>>528775625
Good morning saar

>>528775267
Hazing newfags is a time-honored tradition.

>>528775625
Not a single person with a Caucasian gene is downloading and playing the global version of the game.

>>528775724
yes.
moot somehow failed to mention 'just shitposting' is based

>>528775724
>moot
Who?

>>528774180
I'll give you some real, no bullshit, advice.
Super Creek is a very good stam card that has extreme longevity, not because of its stats but its gold skill which always triggers, but its only useful in long/mid races.
Fine is a good all rounder that lasts for a while.
I dont really remember Sharkur being around at all desu.
Throne is a meme.

If you refer to this spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit
you can see that Creek is still on the list. Its a very good card but its only good for long distances. Int cards are just generally good and they last a while.

>528775625
Good morning saar, how's your grandpa's asshole taste like

>>528775267
>anons here really hate the concept of global to the point that actively spreading misinformation towards others is actually encouraged huh
>why do you guys hate global so much anyway?
Identifying misinformation is fun, it's part of the gacha rat race experience.
The game is 4 years old though, so I don't think any misinformation will work...

guys every yt video"guide" and infographic says to get Fine Motion and/or Super Creek. ZERO mentions of Shakur

>>528775739
please stop stalking me.

>>528775883
I highly doubt that. also SEA subhumans are no different

I don't care what kind of misinfo comes up, I'm going to get a Tazuna or two and maybe something else too because that's all I remember from when I first tried JP

>>528775883
I am.

>>528776113
>trusting jewtubers instead of your fellow dacchis
retard

Meta is to reroll for the cutest horse

>>528775625
why post on a 90 percent westoid website...

>>528776056
forgot to reply >>528775625

>>528776113
After playing gachas since 2016, I learned to never take legit advice from any gacha general on /vg/.

Doin' it all for McQueen
Misinfo doesn't work if you put on your blinders and just run the track

>>528775926
Selfish hons stealing all of the fans…

>>528775883
You're right. As a Caucasian male I'm playing on JP

>>528775883
I am white and I will play global

>>528776414
shut up hans

>>528776278
I mean, the dacchis can't decide either

how do i play global without steam/that shitty kernal anticheat? is phone my only way out?

>>528776113
you'll never make it trainer-san

>>528776420
so are the majority of people itt
we have a few autistic asian-americans but dont fall for their bait

>>528776509
yes

If I draw horse lewds will I get banned

Am I retarded or will the game not launch on emulator

>>528776647
works on my (virtual) machine

What if.........shut up.........what i-just....just shut the fuck up for a minute. What if......they're accelerating global because the plan is to merge both versions into a single mega server?

I'm a white Englishman and I played jp and will play global.

guide for retards for island scenario when?

>>528772901
>/vg/uma/ is a bunch of gooner retards with zero game knowledge
I AM SHOCKED

>>528776870
>having to share a server with global subhumans
I would just quit at that point

Okay but which should I reroll for, Fine Motion or Super Creek
You can't say Shakur

>>528776870
You are so fucking stupid

>>528777032
fine motion now stfu

>>528776959
based
I hope they accelerate global to the point where they merge with JP

>>528776921
nobody really know yet. just wait until the beta playtesting reviews are out

>>528776870
That's incredibly retarded and such a waste of money nobody would think that's feasible

>>528777051
Heh, absolutely fucking btfo'd
I accept your concession

I will never understand the reroll autism. In a few months whatever you rerolled for won't matter that much.

>>528777306
tryhards gonna tryhard
usually chinese and SEA. their brains cant handle playing games for fun, they must min max even if its for 3 days

>>528777306
NOOOO IF I DONT HAVE A PERFECT MIN MAX'D START I'M FUCKING BRICKED

>>528777306
Yeah, rerolling so you can ensure you get a few specific characters, sure.
Support Card rerolling? Rumao.

>>528777306
Some "people" treat gacha games like some esports title
Ill just reroll until I get mcqueen and and goldship and train them so I can use my ticket on someone else, probably spe or oguri

>>528777306
I understand this and still reroll in every gacha I start. It comes down to autism like you said.

>>528777306
I enjoy rerolling so I do it for a few hours before I play the game

>rerolling for waifu
based
>rerolling for gameplay
cringe

I'm white
I will play global in about 9 hours
I will not spend a single dime on this
I will not reroll
I will leave it to fate to determine my waifu and I'm gonna stick to her side until EoS
I will conquer the world together with my wife
Fuck JOPS
Fuck sweaty tryhards
Fuck cyjews
And FUCK JANNIES

>>528777491
Pretty sure Gold Ship is a 2*, should try to at least aim for 2-3 3*s.

can't wait for these banana pickers to leave in a week

>>528777306
I just wanna start the game with my favorite horse and a good support card for her

>>528777670
>I will leave it to fate to determine my waifu and I'm gonna stick to her side until EoS
you
i like you.

>528777819
You can wait over >>>/vmg/uma

>>528777670
Good to see you still alive. I'll find you and then I'll add you as fren

What should I NOT invest resources in?

>>528776734
how? doesn't work for me on vmware

>>528777968
>vmware
theres your problem

>>528777949
Urara card, infact dust it asap.

>>528776870
Yeah bro, just like how the KR and CN servers merged with JP

>>528777949
nice neechan debuffs

>>528778040
what's the hip vm in 2025?

Can I just roll for tokai teio and then say I won the game

>>528778146
nta but ive heard good things about ldplayer

global bros migrate here:

>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070

>>528778074
>KR and CN
Who cares?

>>528776870
has that ever happened in the history of gachas?

>>528778235
>Global
Who cares?

>>528778296
Dragon Ball Z: Dokkan Battle

>>528778307
me.
simple as

we'll all be playing on it, ofc we care you dumb rice picking retard

>>528778393
That happened after 10 years not at launch

>>528778393
Purely thanks to the immense autism power of south americans

>>528778307
You do

>>528778307
im a JP player and will be playing it
just to participate in the threads and beat newfags with my superior knowledge

>>528778589
>my superior knowledge
you still need to grind hundreds of hours to compete with the best players every month. also whaling is a must

>>528778547
I didnt say at launch, now did I?
Heh, whos the dumb one now?

Why do coconut pickers think that their monkey server will be merged with JP?

>>528777306
>>528777407
>>528777416
>>528777472
>>528777491
Doesn't not rerolling irreparably damage your account beyond repair? Even on Youtube they're saying the same shit.

I'm not that huge of a rerolling guy, and I'd only reroll if I got a m*le or something shit, but if it's that damaging for a new account then I'm pretty much forced to min-max it.

And also I heard that if I don't keep up with the PvP I'm going to lose like 80% of my F2P income or something.

>>528778774
dont care about whales
just want to beat this general
also its not grinding if i enjoy it and i do

>>528778826
SEAniggers are and have been playing JP for years. In fact, this general is like 90% SEA.

>>528778857
>trusting jewtube misinfo
kek
either reroll or dont. up to you

>>528778973
Shhhh

>>528778973
trvth nvke
can we finally come out of hiding?
t. SEA jp player

>>528778973
What does that have to do with Global merging with JP?

Game info?
Meta?
Waifu taste?
I trust only my /uma/dacchis and no one else
We're all gonna make it

>>528773903
Don't reroll, don't roll at all, save everything for speed Kitasan.

>>528779214
Everything. Its inevitable.

game hasn't even released yet and the turds are already begging for a merge lmao

>>528778857
>Doesn't not rerolling irreparably damage your account beyond repair?

Humor me, what possible reason did they cook up to convince you of this?

/a/ bros we won

>>528779230
roll for who you think is cute.
also this >>528779261

PRICONNE EN WILL FOR SURE MERGE WITH THE JP SERVER
BLUE ARCHIVE EN WILL FOR SURE MERGE WITH THE JP SERVER
UMA MUSUME EN WILL FOR SURE MERGE WITH THE JP SERVER
JUST TWO MORE WEEK

do we even know how many rolls we get to start

>>528775267
unfortunately EN releases always come with the worst shitposters /vg/ has to offer.

>>528779546
prolly 20

>>528779585
based desu. about time we got some quality shitposting in /uma/ its a snoozefest usually

I've been watching a bunch of the stories on YT
So far my favorites are Kawakami Princess, Dream Journey and Shinko Windy because their stories are interesting

>>528779261
Mommy cow is good so at least get that one.

>>528779585
correct;

see all those GlobalHater shitposts

who even considered merge?
why are jop trannies having a melting?

>>528778973
No wonder it's so hostile then

arent all these horses dead in real life, bit sad...

>>528779741
a retard fell for obvious bait, just ignore him

>>528779774
most are, some aren't

Is devouring your own bait and responding to yourself when no actual human beings do that fun?

>Dumb as bricks
>large tits
>tiny hat
That's the perfect uma

As a newfag whos excited for global, how much does it matter with the male or female trainer choice? debating whether to choose male or female trainer

>>528779428
So S1 finishes to Oguri jobbing to Tamano?
Then later S2 is her training for a rematch, winning, then finishing the season. Or maybe they could add Oguri jobbing for years then later finish the season with a win and retire her. Or maybe that's for S3?

>>528779971
Mister CB...

>>528779774
Yeah you're letting the cute ghost spirits of horses race here

idk how you can even think of a merge when global is 4 years behind

waiting for global since 2021 here, been following the series since the s1 anime aired to be more precise
List of umas I wanna raise:
Spechan
Suzuka
Mcqueen
Goldship
Digitan
Agnes
Doto
Opera
Smart Falcon
Espoir City
Gold City
Transcend
Verxina
Donna
Winning Ticket
Taiki Shuttle
Oguri
Tamamo cross
Air Shakur
Calstone LIght
Cheval
Dream Journey
Fenomeno
Durandal
Manhhattan cafe
Eishin Flash
Orferve
Nakayama Festa
NTR
Rhein Kraft
Chrono Genesis
And honestly? Probably way more. I am very susceptible to good character design and I love fun character interactions. I have yet to meet an Uma I didn't like and I imagine throughout my time getting more familiar with the characters I will just be like "damn I want to raise them too now"
>but why didn't you just start playing JP you faggot?
It's simple, I already had enough bad experiences with jp only gacha games and didn't wanna bother give it another attempt and just said to myself "i'll wait for global" and I did. To some degree did regret it because there was a fanmade translation patch eventually but at that point I would have been too behind anyway.
Thanks for reading my blog

>>528779971
Rice Shower...

>>528778218
uhh thats the jp thread bro

>228 page guide
>check FAQ and see this
lol I love niche internet drama.

>>528779996
The only major change it has is how tsundere Dob is.
Absolutely minor dialogue changes otherwise.

Few Hours until we can fuck Umamusume in EN

>>528780026
>CBT
>large tits
She ain’t no ushi musume.

>>528780336
8

the reason why /uma/ recommends you to pick shakur over super creek/fine motion is not just because she's good but that she is a ugly boyfaggot that nobody likes. one of the major flaw of this game is that you can't train an uma with their respective support card
I mean creek and fine is ""slightly"" better but that means you cant even train with those cards. however you don't have to worry about that with getting air shakur
I hope you anons trust your fellow dacchis over the jewtubers instead

i wish horses were real

I will be a globalfag, I will reroll for Super Creek, I will save for Kitasan Blacked, I will shit up your general and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it

In 8 hours, I will fuck my Horse Wife Maruzensky all the time, all night long

>>528780465
That would be crazy

>>528780536
What he said but Teio

I love cute horses with big fat massive steamy horsecocks and balls

When I played JP, all I did was raise and play with Ogurin over and and over. Now I'm gonna do the same in global. I'm surprised and glad to hear she ended up being the meta pick from the launch pool. With her anime airing, the love for the Cap keeps spreading far and wide.
I heard she got a Christmas alt, did she get any other alts over the years?

>start global release of JP game that's 4 years ahead
>the biggest most meta human rights banner is tomorrow
>Uma comes out today
sisters... I don't wana do it all over again...

people will say they only spend for meta and esports and will immediately dump their savings into Eishin Flash

>>528779997
you are extremely retarded

>>528780536
>>528780638
stroke Grass-chans ass

>uma forces you to drink too much with her
>she takes advantage of you when you pass out
nyooooo....

>>528780758
there is no way in hell cygames will handle the accelerated schedule as well as HBR has.

>>528781058
No need to drink for that to happen

>Unironic T*iofags ITT
You know what? Maybe global is bad.

Important question
/uma/
Do the trainers have ponytails

>>528779546
25 it says for pre reg rewards. Guides say you can do some things like linking your account to get a bit higher but it's only for promising rerolls as it can be time consuming. I plan on rerolling phone and steam at the same time if bluestacks won't work. Stacks might be annoying too since u have to beat the tutorial on all the windows to unlock the reroll button. Not sure how that works in multi.

>>528781058
She would never. Money and fame haven't changed her.

what pakejis are worth considering as low spender sempais?

>>528781105
we still have plenty of login events that are being flat out skipped. Even though we have have odd weeks with no login rewards at all. They made sure to strangle F2P even while giving tons of free rolls and quartz.

I remember back in the day, people were rerolling for green hat lady from Tracen. Did she end up being shit in the long run?

>>528780886
Isn't that the real life lore of Oguri?

>>528780758
based fellow HBR uma player

>>528779997
By S2 I assume you mean cour 2, which will end with Tama's retirement

Why do horses grow old and die :(

>>528781837
Because they are like us.

>>528780758
>the biggest most meta human rights banner is tomorrow
Which one?

The EN server is basically a matriarchy and it's really telling by how abhorrent and spiteful they get if you manage to do one of 85925 'icks they have.

>>528781943
suit tama

>>528781837
Because we need a remainder that all good things must end

>>528781540
retard

>>528781837
Everyone wants to move on to the greener pastures. Horses included.

We're in the home stretch, dacchis!! Enjoy!
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1936816461374451795
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3557620/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby/
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3557620?emclan=103582791475164703&emgid=541108949283242392

>>528782083
your fault for even joining a westoid server in the first place

>>528781742
Oh wait, I didn't read it said Cour 2. My bad.
>which will end with Tama's retirement
Would that even fit into a 2nd cour?

>>528782852
westoid board newfag
go make your own chan

>>528782083
Thats what you get for joined a trooncord

>>528782083
What did you expect bwo

>>528782976
Yeah, it should

>jewtuber who hasn't even finished the starter missions telling people what to do
Global is fucked

I am here for my horsewife.

>>528783453
>asian american
every time
give me SEA over those guys

>>528782824
why do all the links lead to shit unrelated to uma?

Be honest anons, how F2P is the game? How much Jewels can I get each day/week? I plan to raise the true Uma musume of all Uma Musumes: King Halo

I plan on torturing myself trying to get the Fine Motion and Super Creek Support Cards, but I plan to save for the big titty Umas like MeishoDoto and in the future Gentildonna

>>528783841
its not bad unless you want to be a complete metafag tryhard and get every meta support
i play casually on JP and get to roll for every horse i like

>>528784009
Do they give out free rolls outside of anniversaries?

there is too many guides.. my brain is too small…

Is there no standalone client on puter? I don't want to steam...

>>528783841
>has a G1
Soulless. Real torenas raise G1lets exclusively.

>>528784193
I want to fuck Bourbon so much, she's actually the most lust-inducing of umas to me, god I want to be inside Bourbon so much...

how longtill its out?

>>528784291
Which means the premiums are Ardan and Thin Miracle.

>>528784134
Press rainbow
Watch Number go up
???
Sweet sweet dopamine

>>528783841
I heard from here that the first few years are jewish as fuck, but later on the game becomes one of the most generous gachas out there

>>528784075
yes

>>528783776
that's a troll that's been shitting up this general for months, just report and ignore

can you reroll on the pc version?

>>528785001
it should be in the settings to remove user data
if not just use an emulator then move the account over

>>528784134
pick Bakushin
SPEED

>>528784909
Nice, thank you

>>528785001
Steam version does have quick data delete button.

6 hours bros

>>528785240
>>528785354
nice thanks

sex hours

Sex with my boyfriend wife T.M. Opera O

It says the servers open up tomorrow at 2 PM where I'm from.

This guide is all you need

I remember Kitasan being a very desirable card, used to borrow it from whales when I tried JP. I think I saw a post here that said she got powercrept really fast, which card did that?

We do have a lot of HK posters here who have western fatigue that's why there's hate with global

Also they have their own version of the game that's closer to JP in schedule

>>528785910
I won't take a literal shit post from some discord into account, just tell people to roll for Shakur or wait for throne, but your shit is abysmal.

>>528783841
If you want to generally keep up on a basic level: very f2p
If you want to be on top of leaderboards and PvP: lmao

>>528778521
SEEEEEEEEX
SEX SEX SEX!!!!
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if everyone else is going for kitasan can't I just borrow it

>>528786407
I do that a lot but you can only do it for one support slot at a time. So pick which is the most strategic.

>>528786407
Sure, but you first you'll have to tell me who your main uma will be.

this hors is very smart

>>528786407
sure
but then you cant borrow something else and still have kita when that becomes OP
you can only borrow 1 thing so up to you

>>528786626
Doubt!

>>528786730
Yep, thats my wife.

how long until we get Man o' War in the game

>>528786820
After Deep Impact makes it in (never)

is kita cute

>>528786915
she is in season 1 and 2 of the anime

is there a certain number of umas you want to raise or do you pick one uma and max her out as much as possible?

I'm not ready

>>528786973
you want to raise at least one for each race length and d*rt

persona x is already overshadowing us...

>>528786407
Been there, done that. It sucks and I had to compromise on a lot of other card choices because of that. I'd rather borrow everything else but the essential card for practically every uma for like two years.

newfags, go here and bring back a cute uma

https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9E%E5%A8%98%E3%83%97%E3%83%AA%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%80%E3%83%BC%E3%83%93%E3%83%BC/artworks?s_mode=s_tag


>>528786973
you will want to raise multiple umas just because some are better at certain track types

>>528786775
>Yep, thats my wife.

>>528786050
>HK posters
>western fatigue
Honk kongers literally suck western cock at any opportunity they have. They didn't protest for no reason.

so about the new scenario if i understood clearly
you enlist some facilities, go train, gather points, get a ticket, use the facilities and upgrade them ?

>>528786946
my wife can strip search me whenever she wants

>>528786973
Multiple
1. Fill your pvp stadium (already 15 different umas)
2. Three umas of each distance with specific skills for chanmis
3. Good parents with all kind of genes

>>528787224
She's also my wife too!

>>528787325
t. xiao zhang from california

is the global server already open or is it just some preload bullshit until tomorrow

>>528787946
Tomorrow anon, just go to bed

>>528787946
it opens at 12AM GMT bong time

>>528788005
nyooo

>>528787206
holy fuck there's so much aislop now

I am so excited, but 4 (FOUR!) years of content behind is a bit much. Will global survive?

>>528788330
>Will global survive?
lol

>>528788268
theres a button you can press in the filter to block all AI

So what's the reroll process? Do it on my phone, and transfer the account to steam?

Ahhhhh I'm gonna.... I'm GONNA REROLLLLL. I'M REROOLLLLLLLLLLLING

>>528788535
nyes

why is there a horse named after the late famous rapper in the 90s?

Can Laisu survice Sexo all night long?

or will she break?

>>528788379
Why is cygames like this? Are they retarded?

>>528788330
I'll give it up until MANT. It won't survive that.

>>528788330
Why did it start with v1.9.8?

>>528788535
sounds like you can do it on phone and steam at the same time. unfortunately looks like no emulator

>>528788773
she would BREAK you

>>528787114
Good. We are still the sovl gacha

>>528788412
just did that thanks

>>528788783
yes
it's hilarious seeing the fags in the apocalypse hotel threads on /a/ praising cygays because they don't anything about them

>>528788783
they are desperate after all their games are flopping. global will 100% eos before the first year

Don't care still rerolling

>>528788790
What is that? An event or some kind of acronym for the breeding process? It's hurting my brain trying to figure out the meaning...

>>528789064
just a mode which comes later on

>>528788814
>no emulator
uh what? Android emulator bro

>>528780150
>228 page guide
Link?

>chang doomposting again
get some help

>>528789296
not working for me you can try it

>japanese gacha
already looking grim

who the fuck is "chang"
I've been here since thread #1 or 2 and I've never heard of them

>>528789064
>for the breeding process
You could say that, only it's you being bred in your ass by the game for an hour and a half while you mentally and physically abuse your uma, give her skin cancer and keep her on a strict chemical waste diet.

>>528788934
There's all these cool looking rice images but I always remember she's 3 feet tall and I laugh

>>528788412
It doesn’t prevent from dishonest retards who lock their tags or use the wrong AIgger tag because Pixiv is run by retards.

Global newfag here, what's the cutest horse?

Can I get some honest answers without doomposting?

my sexy wife

>>528789615
its a personal opinion
on launch i like rice shower

>>528789619
no
this is a doompost general

>>528789570
>she's 3 feet tall
imagine

>>528789615
Sharkry

>>528789525
Which uma is top right?

>>528789615
would you a horse?

>>528789570
this is how i feel when i see people below 5'10 IRL

>>528789619
no. try the /v/ thread

Will global survive longer than tribe 9 though

>>528789681
And you guys were dooming for all 729 threads?

>+1 support card
What are the benefits?

Gatekeeping is a time-honored tradition you fucking newfags
now fuck off and die

>>528789681
fellow rice enjoyer

>>528789883
t. product of unsuccessful gatekeeping

>>528789859
Nah that's /gfg/

So uh... If global is starting from the beginning are Urara abuse runs back on the menu?

>>528789883
relax horsefucker kun

>>528789859
certain autists have been

>>528789854
yes

>>528789883
prefer intentional reroll misinfo than gatekeeping desu

>>528789828
nta but have you seen a horse pussy? it's just like a woman's, only larger

>>528789883
yawn
get a new gimmick

>>528789964
I'm getting to remake my racist nice natures

I am not re-rolling. Sticking to the horse I get.

>>528790047
I'm way too small.... I couldn't a horse even If I tried

>>528790136
Same

>>528790136
sovl

>>528790136
Rerolling is moreso for support cards. You'll get the horse you want

What are the 3* launch units?

>>528789615
Naisu
https://files.catbox.moe/e9oyhd.webm

Never played a jap gacha what am I in for

>>528790371
bad gameplay loop

>nips have been obsessed with this shit since launch
it better be good or i'm personally dropping a third nuke on them

Is this yuri?

>>528790371
EOS

>>528790410
There's gameplay?

>>528790312
you can upgrade the 1 and 2 stars to 5 stars so everyone can be 5 star


>>528790371
for the first time in your gacha life you are going to experience soul.

will the JP steam version have a portrait setting I wonder, it seems like you can full screen it natively on landscape mode without mods. I wanna full screen it on portrait mode without lossless scaling

>>528790497
If you pick a female trainer, yes

>>528790542
>for the first time in your gacha life you are going to experience soul.

>>528790497
its made for both self insertcels and yurifags

>>528785910
This real?

>>528790371
>>528790415
Uma Musume is one of a kind mobage, if you didn't enjoy the anime or like the umas, you will drop this game in the first week.

>>528790652
they have to otherwise we won't see skill cutscenes right?

>>528790671
What is the gender of trainer-san canonically?

>gacha
>soul

>>528790798
>he hasnt played heaven burns red

time until impact?

>>528790798
uma certainly have more soul than whatever gook or chink sloppa you subhumans play

>>528790671
>self-insert garbage
Miss me with that shit.

>>528790867
>you haven't played the game where maeda betrayed his fans to write yuri slop for phones for cash
damn right i haven't

>>528790892
5h

>>528790956
there is some other yuri between the horses

>>528790770
what if my only exposure to the franchise is watching divegrass

>>528790798
>has not played a chinese gacha
japslop will make you think like that and I don't blame you

>>528790798
while true uma puts in a lot more effort than majority of other gacha games

Gonna play that persona gacha till uma musume is out

gonna play with my peanus gacha till uma musume is out

>>528790782
None
There are both male trainers and female trainers

>>528791056
then youll love it

>>528791132
bro...

Forecast for global is in!

>>528791132
fuck it's also not out yet

>>528791132
Persona opens up a couple hours after Uma does.

>>528787206
You can have this Spe just because.

>>528790782
For the bond stories, the bulk of trainers are written as men.

>>528791369
nice, i can play this for a few hours then realize it's garbage, drop it and move on to p5x

>>528791582
buy an ad

>>528791029
keyed

>>528791842
Locked!

Oguri Cap more like Oguri Fat

>>528790867
>Maeda Jun
>soul

>>528792025
Rude!

the android version is still broken...

you talk shit about global players but i remember how you slurped for "no porn" bullshit here at JP release. your sins wont go away

>6 hours and 45 minuts to go

anyone got a choose your trainer name get post or something?

>>528792205
If they are not unique. I don't care.

>my shift starts right when the global version goes live
>about to play a horse racing gacha for 8 hours straight while "working"

>>528792413
i kneel

>>528790782
>>528791206
male lol

Can I brick my horses with training and shit? Can I reset the parents and things like that?

is there anywhere outside of youtube to see the personalities of the umas? even one or two words like x is a tsundere or gyaru or whatever?

>>528792658
Do you actually see trainer or is it just that it changes dialogue?

Found these guides on r*ddit.
1/3 reroll

>>528792820
no
every time you train the horse its separate from the other times, like a roguelike i guess

hello sirs i want to become a content creator for this game. whats the most optimal starting strategy to get ahead of the sheep

>>528792820
Have you ever played a breeding game before? It's like that, where the parents have stats that get averaged together, and they have skills too. The skills can be learned all the way back from grandparents. So you need to plan ahead and slowly get the right horses with higher stats, who also have the right skills. And then getting those skills isn't as simple as leveling up your monster, you need to win a slot machine pull during a 1 hour training or the whole thing has to start over. Sounds really fun right?

i've never played this game btw

>>528792912
2/3 selector ticket

>>528788091
UTC isn't bongtime because of fucking daylight savings making bongtime UTC+1 meaning it opens 1am bongtime
>t.bong

>>528792878
no


>>528792820
no

>>528792413
>my shift ends 30 minutes before global opens up

>>528793109
Redeem all the moneys you got from scamming stupid fucking bitch and pay good sir

>get cute girl in a gacha
>she's not meta
>dissapoint face
I hate this genre so much.

>>528792912
>>528793150
3/3 first month

>>528771180 (OP)
Two newfag questions.
Does rerolling work on the Steam version?
Can I play both on mobile and Steam, or is it some archaic bullshit like FGO where you can only use one device at a time?

>>528793392
the best thing about this game is any uma can be good
ive seen almost every girl do well because theyre very even, support cards make the bigger difference

>>528793392
Fucking gl*baltards and your obsession with meta. ANYTHING works here. Are certain umas stronger? Yeah, sure, but you can use anyone if you have the right parents and supports.

>>528792878
very minor changes in dialogue and that's it.
Except with dober that hates men so she gets completely different lines.
You can also change gender with a press of a button at will just like in gbf

>>528793518
yes
yes

>>528793701
Nice.
Gotta start rerolling then.

>>528793573
this is never true. There's always a meta pick.

@/uma/ plan out the first 5 hours of the game for me. this should be timelined in 1 minute increments and optimize account strength for the maximum meta efficiency. cap spending budget at $50.

>>528793850
nah hes right
umas are very well balanced

>>528793573
What am I missing if I only roll for my favorite horses? Will I have to roll for light cones or can I make do with whatever

>Umas are balanced!
>YOU WILL DIE AND BE SOFTLOCKED IF YOU DONT GO FULL META BUILD
Who do I believe?

>>528794001
as long as you roll for enough horses that you fill out every race type then you can roll only for the ones you like

>>528793973
...
>>528793408
>>528793150
>>528792912

>>528794151
both
Umas are balanced, support cards arent.
If you don't have the meta support cards you're fucked, but you can run whichever hors you want

>>528794151
Me and I'll tell you to go all in on Ogu tummy.

>>528794151
Your kokoro

>>528794151
picking umas matter at launch because there are barely enough to get one for each kind of race
within a few months youll have all types and then can just pick your faves

>>528794001
if you aren't already putting aside money to go balls deep into Kitasan Black I wouldn't worry too much

>>528794001
Honestly you'll be alright if you at least get the human rights and the meta support that usually comes with it. Keep a spark saved for those, feel free to spend the rest on umas.

I haven't played this game since JP launch. Is breeding chart for minmaxing still a thing?

>>528794151
Your small IQ brain can't comprehend the difference between a character and a card?

will they be generous with pulls?

>>528794426
The card or the horse?

>>528794620
the compatibility formula was changed a few years ago and now it basically doesn't matter, you're 99% of the time getting a double circle

>>528794620
all the JP launch stuff turned out to be wrong and nobody had an idea what we were doing

>>528794776
the card is very strong

>>528794762
yes

>get fine motion
this is a noob trap no?

>>528794789
>>528794843
Nice, I guess this is irrelevant now.

>>528794671
>The inexperienced player is confused by foreign terms being thrown around
>Heh, what an idiot, can't believe he can't readily differentiate between things he learned about only 10 minutes ago
Genius

don't fall for the kitafag propaganda, Nishino is actually the best beginner speed car

KIIIINNNNNGGGGG HAAAALLLOOOOOOOOOO

>>528795113
welcome to /uma/, its always like this
if someones a dick just tell them to kys like we do

>>528794151
>he fell for the bricked meme and reroll guides
NGMI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR3Vc-bgfCA
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

Does this game have nigger last minute arena sniping? What about arena mafia faggots? Priconne PvP was pure cancer due to these things.

>>528795373
no
no
also based /pcrg/ chad

>>528795373
cringe /pcrg/ chud

>>528764194
SHE IS CALLED SWEEP TOSHO YOU FILTHY SECONDARY
AND SHE IS MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER

I will get Nice Nature pregnant as she says "ganbare ganbare" in her cheer leader outfit

>>528794789
>the compatibility formula was changed a few years ago
no, it wasn't
>and now it basically doesn't matter
??? are you retarded??
>you're 99% of the time getting a double circle
that doesn't mean shit

For me, it's Grass Wonder.

>>528795373
>/pcrg/
dogshit

fanart fooled me into believing that this game have 2 oppai lolis, but turns out they are average looking girls in the game

>>528795580
>your daughter is my cumrag
grim

>>528795794
more like ass blunder

>>528795828
>2
it has like 8

>>528795373
you have to select your team a day before the pvp event starts and you can only change it after 5 matches so there's no last minute stuff

>have to wait to get Narita Brian and Mr CB again
I hate this

>>528795909
>it has like 8
you are full of shit

>>528790782
>>528791206
Looking at the trainer lineup at Tracen it seems pretty balanced
As far as we can see in the anime/manga
>Male trainer
Spica
Canopus
NTR
Jungle Pocket
Inari One
Bourbon
Oguri
>Female trainer
Rigil
Rice Shower
Agnes Tachyon
Satono
Tamamo
Creek

>>528795794
>>528796016
More like ASS-Wonder!

>>528796016
>touched without using protection
She is pregenante now?

which emulator to use for multi-instance rerolling?
BlueStacks crashes, LDPlayer crashes.
Do people use MumuPlayer? Or is it true that they've disabled all emulators during the launch week?

>>528796358
>multi-instance rerolling
*tips virginity*

>>528790782
the one (You) pick

>>528796358
Mumu crashes as well. Steam rerolling it is.

>>528796129
Seiun Sky also has a female trainer iirc

Wait a minute, now that I think about it, how did they localize all the uma accents so far?

>>528796358
they disabled all emulators so you use your Steam account and physical phone to reroll.

>>528796531
accents dont exist just like how laughs dont exist in BA

so who else here is gonna join me in the "flunk into A group and lose B finals" club when CM finals open?

>>528792912
>just reroll until you hit that 0.042%
nah, i don't think i will

>>528796819
everyone

>>528788513
Are horsejobs a thing in this general?

>>528796819
>have about a 70% win rate in prelims
>only barely managed to eke out one win to get into B Finals in the 2nd Round
Probably me.
But to be fair, I only did 4 runs to prep for this CM and none of them were particularly good.

>>528796918
what about the sandbaggers and the newcuties who couldn't make A group?

>>528771437
https://youtu.be/c8OIlRJweGA?si=0KlGxA9kCxW62_qy

Yes.
If hons doesn’t work, hons doesn’t get treats.
So clean it up janny.

Why is Gold ship so different from the anime version? I could have liked her more.
Did they have to use some base model for the game so everybody has to be standardized?

>>528796618
>how laughs dont exist in BA
What?

mambo

This is pretty cool

>>528796819
pain…

>>528790329
>Ririsa VA
I'M GOING TO CUM SO BADLY

>>528796462
>male trainer content
Some faceless dude, or god forbids, a T-head trainer
>female trainer content
Original character with a name and whole-ass backstory. Creator spends 100s of $ in commissions of their OC with their favorite Uma

Why is that?

>>528796819
not me because I am not a shitter

>528797569
>he likes the whore

>>528797684
The bullied male Sonic OC makers of the past were supposed to be the trainers of the future

>>528797751
proof??

>>528797684
Women.

>>528797864
The only right answer.

https://litter.catbox.moe/lpdakw6bavtwzte4.jpg

I wanna breed ai-chan
Cumming inside 9 times

>>528797684
>T-Head Trainer
He's just like me..!

>>528797421
they dont give the girls their unique laughs in English

>>528797684
its just women being mentally ill as usual, they are the true self inserters out there

reminder that Neicha is a whore and you should feel bad for liking her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydEJzjVJT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydEJzjVJT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydEJzjVJT4

>>528796462
Disgusting.

>>528797684
A regular autistic woman is on the same level as a turboautist man

can someone explain the support cards to me in FGO terms? Is it like CEs?

>>528798048
Neechan thighjobs...

>>528797684
women can't self insert if the character is not exactly like them

>>528798068
cute

Where are the tomboys?

>>528798207
on launch?
brian i guess

>>528798068
TOO BAD
I'M A SICK FUCK WHO SAVES MALE TORENA X UMA, FEMALE TORENA X UMA, UMA X UMA, AND TORENA X TORENA

>>528798184
Well funnily enough it seems to be mostly Korean women who make these sorts of OCs, yet their character is almost inevitably japanese

>>528798207
Vodka is part of the starting team

Who is the tallest uma?

SEEEEEEEEEEEX

>preload umamusume
>10gb
wew phone games sure are huge these days
>preload p5x too
>80 fucking gb
what the actual fuck

>>528798280
vegeta kneeling.exe

>>528798207
On the track?

>>528798275
chikezo exists dacchi..

I wonder if we’re gonna get steamblocked today.

>>528798427
Michelle My Baby

>>528798493
still seethin over BA getting blueballed? kwab
you fuckers don't deserve anything

>>528798442
>80 fucking gb
you are kidding right ?

>>528798593
I hate being tall I'm taller than my favorite horse

>>528798280
>TORENA X TORENA
YOU SICK FUCK

>giantessposting
oh god, they're here too now?

>>528798716
gachas are rightful manlet clay
tall men are fetishized by every woman on the planet, just go outside and get a real one, these ones are for us

so... how do i pre-register? i'm retarded

>>528798647
NTA, but no. The preload is only 30gbs, but you need 70gbs of open space.

>>528798748
CALL THE BOLICE
I DON'T GIVE A FUG

Join my guild

>>528798593
>She does not seem to be in game
Why the world torments me so...

FIX THE FUCKING DOWNLOAD FOLDER CYKAS
I don't want to rename my folder literally every time I want to switch what version I'm playing

Tamamo Cross please... I need her...

>>528798647
yes
it's just 74.94 fucking gb, more than p5 and p5 strikers combined

>>528798796
But I want a tall horse girl

>>528798593
i'm tall as michelle huh

>>528798593
im taller than every one but amazon...

>>528798849
on phone? just search uma on the play store
you cant pre reg on steam, you can wishlist it

>>528798767
that nigga has always been here, probably been silent for a few months, but still as shit as the other fetishschizos in here

>>528798593
>tallest jap uma is still shorter than smallest US uma
Nipbros... even when we're "big" we're still small...

>>528798647
p5x is ~10gb on mobile, 35gb on pc. pc just wants you to keep the extra space for updating

>>528798915
She's CinGray only unfortunately, next best thing is Hishi Akebono

>>528798990
i have installed it on my phone, i can't register anywhere it just says the game isn't out yet just like it does if you launch it on steam

>>528771180 (OP)
we should get a new general for global to start all fresh tbqhf

>>528798767
I just like tall legs and thus makes me prefer taller girls. Sorry to worry you, anon.

Will Amazon be obtainable on launch?

>>528798442
Huh, the preload is only 5Gb on steam for me

>>528798493
>>528798607
What happened to BA? I've been living under a rock

>>528798927
>>528798956
>turbo
>tamamo cross

finally the good taste anons have arrived

>>528799070
then youve done it already

>>528799093
nyo

>>528799105
nah, shes pretty soon though

Why do we suddenly have a tripfag in here?

can't wait for Tony Bianca in cour 2

>>528799165
>then youve done it already
i haven't done anything though

>>528799093
be the change and make one. nobody can stop you

so i don't get it, what is rerolling? it sounds like it's just account changing, but why would wiping your account be so prevalent in this game?
Also is it like real horse racing where I'm betting fake currency on the horse girls? I can't bet against my horse girl right?

>>528798748
Don't stop me now

>>528799105
Also saving for her, Daiwa is going to have to carry me hard once more

>>528799221
if you have the game on your phone youve pre registered or effectively have
im gonna heem you if you reply to this post

>>528799130
they spammed the steam forum with unfunny uoooh posts and got the game delayed indefinitely

If you can't name them you don't belong here

>>528799267
lesbos are crazy

>>528799236
rerolling means restarting to get your gacha rolls back
it just means you can keep restarting until you get the horse you want

>>528799350
kwaboty

>>528799361
rice shower - twin turbo
? - silence suzuka (the best rack ever made)

>>528799361
only ones i know are twin turbo and that looks like suzuka circuit

>>528799236
Rerolling is only for before u start. You can redo your first rolls over and over until you get the random gacha thing u want.

>>528799361
I only get the first two

>>528799361
rice shower twin turbo
symboli rudolf silence suzuka

>>528799361
The 3rd one is Jovial Merryment

>>528799130
BA was supposed to have its steam release this week to spoil uma's debut but it got delayed for whatever reason, doesn't help that the all the seatards who play the game started spamming the BA steam forum with loliposting
VNfags always blame ""mary"" for being the steam employee that randomly rejects x/y/z VN from being sold on the storefront too since the standards seem to change from title to title so BAtards also blamed mary for pulling the game

>>528798593
>I have the same height as Obey
Japs really are small, huh?

>>528799654
>>528799725
Kino Race Tests...

>>528799361
I only care about Rice Shower.

>>528799361
Rice Shower
Twin Turbo
TM Opera O
Tokai Teio

>>528799361
Rice shower, twin turbo, tokai teio and silence suzuka

get the fuck out of my thread HRTroons

>>528799361
cool drawing for silence suzuka I love that track

IN COUR 2 THESE PUNY JAPS WILL GET DOMINATED IN THEIR TURF HAHAHAHAHAH

>>528799781
>>528799825

>>528799825
RttT animator made fanart of it therefore it's uma related

is this the winning ticket bullying thread?

>>528798890
>symmetrical_docking
Based
It's a shame we have big boobs umas but not big boobs trainer

>>528799825
it's chronic dacchi...
we just have to not mess with it or else it'll worsen the infection

Emulatorbros is it over?
Crashes on LDP and Mumu...
>just use steam
my country and steam don't get along
>your phone
potato....

DOOR STUCK

>>528799926
I've been thinking about getting one for some times now... Might be the time...

>>528800203
its umaover bwo

>>528800140
There's a dedicated uma musume channel on the HRT discord so there is definitely some cross-pollination

>>528800203
google play?

>>528798956
4J go back to gun fuckers general

>>528800203
Time for you to go to the glue factory, dacchi

>>528800203
if your country and steam don't get along I hope you're either from belgium or netherlands

>>528800203
try the google launcher on pc

>hrt 'cord
Please, go back. No need to keep us updated about your transition

The fuck is HRT?

>go in /uma/
>shart archive image
>secondary shit image
wtf...

>>528800432
horse racing trannies

>>528799959
This is literally just that orange Suletta from Reverse:1999.

>>528800432
>>528800430
dont respond newfags, its just some samefagging autist replying to itself to shit up the thread

Buff Umas.

No launch countdown??

>>528800586
i posted both images and i'm not in any public discord for anything

3 hours

>>528800785
it doesn't even work for my phone yet...

>>528800785
5

>>528800852
I think you're off a couple hours my horse

>>528800785
Shut up

>>528800852
too bad i am gonna go sleep for at least 6 now.

>>528800852
>can't into UTC

I was going to complain on how even though it's been months, the moderation hasn't even done anything to stop that (person from spanish-speaking country) from posting in here, but then I remember we're in a lawless wasteland and therefore he and his goons can do anything to us.

>spent 6 hours lurking here
>zero useful information
fuck you too /uma/

Laisu, noo

Good thing I'll be sleeping through global launch and everyone will quit by the time I'm up.

>>528800940
i love the police bros

When Global's success is cemented, expect to see crossover outfits exclusive to Global such as
fenomeno in a judge uniform from judge dredd
King Halo in Mjolnir armor
Taiki Shuttle with Blondie's poncho from The Good The Bad The Ugly

>>528801101
this isnt a useful info general
its a cute girl posting general

>>528801040
that means you can also shitpost with no law enforcement too though...
dont waste this chance