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>>528737981>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Chrono Genesis (3*)
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CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
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I think i'm going to reroll at least 1 Super Creek copy just to have something until we get the good banner.
Global players must be able to sing this song. Or they will be kicked out.
Our national anthem
https://youtu.be/ZuaO2p0lL4s?
>>528771324Creek isnโt good until you get 3LB. But 1 is fine if you only want the cornering skill.
>>528771568The great filter
>>528771437why are you gay?
>>528771437Wrong. This is our anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugxOb2wJJ78
globalchad here, i hope you have prepared a gold standard starting guide for metagods like me
hors
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>>528771324How bout I reroll you under my fucking tires treads bitch
>>528771861>metafagPrepare to be miserable.
>>5287718611. Get Shakur
2. Get Oguri
3. Go wild
Never heard of this game or series, but I saw a trailer just now and was laughing my ass off. Am I going to become a horsefucker if I play this? It looks comfy
Ready to sniff glue until my brain gives out
>>528771751its been 3 years...
I require gold ship pictures, please anons
>>528771751Mejiro general. Always
>>528772057I saw a webm that said oguri is bait.
>>528771180 (OP)newfriends, this is the dedicated NTR uma
all NTR posts about other horses are not canon or accepted withing the /uma/ community
I think we can all agree Sounds of Ass is the worst name.
>>528772732The hungriest!
>>528772792She also happens to be least favorite as well.
So fine motion isn't worth rerolling for? Not even 1 copy?
IGNORE ALL TROLLS AND MISINFORMATION
this is the only reroll guide you need. just get Tazuna and any of the S rank card
this was the JP ranking of the cards at release so you can't go wrong with that
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/325750135/#q325765430
>>528772732That is correct.
>>528772901I don't care about meta.
>>528772901There was a point when this was actual advice.
>>528772438Even the story shows how Oguri is meta. You don't trust /v/, it's fine. But do you trust the game?
>>528772715what makes her the NTR uma
Blah
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>>528772715I will steal your horse from you
>>528773031she loves only chad
don't listen to metafags, choosing Oguri is anti-Urara propaganda. you don't hate Ulala do you?
>>528772732I prefer her daughter; my wife.
>>528773023I trust the horse I love the most and that's Rice Shower.
>>528773031LOY would never NTR, she loves only yours
>>528773031Nothing, it's just anons shit fetish.
here is your actual NTR uma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DfrcX9XYs
>>528773409Wrong, it's my wife!
>>528773409cows are just different shaped horses desu
nothing says you cant enter them in a race
Which hors puts it all on green?
>>528773481Does this apply to all umas or only those 4?
>>528772901>INT ShakurMan what were they thinking
>>528773496is there any hooved animal that would win in a race vs a race horse?
say someone turned up on a zebra, camel, moose, an elk, an impala, an antelope or a bison would any of them stand a chance
>>528773720no clue, I would had put it into S+ rank
>>528773701How do I train seizures in long distance races?
>>528772901I hate those fags who tells you to save until the kitasan banner, just add someone that spend thousands on maxing it, ain't that hard.
>>528772901What do I actually reroll for then
>>528773903Reroll for as many copies of Teio as you can get
>>528773903rerolling beta
>>528773903NO RERORR
SPEND SHEKERUU
>>528773016I'm getting conflicting advice of
>Fine and/or SUPER CREEK will set you for a bit>ONLY SHAKUR (will set you for a bit)>NO SAVE EVERYTHING FOR THRONE
You're gay because you like horses based on these dudes
It's nice to start fresh but I'll miss being able to borrow maxed shit.
>>528774180It will all make since once you play.
>>528774267yes and? it's 2025 grow up already
>>528774180>Fine and/or SUPER CREEK will set you for a bitthey get powercrept really quickly, shakur too but her skill is better
>NO SAVE EVERYTHING FOR THRONEthrone will be a while so don't bother saving for it just yet
>>528774267>You're gay because you *noise* based *noise*yes
anyone know how big the game file size is for steam?
>>528774180It will all make sense once you play.
None of the starting cards are good so might as well reroll for a horse and save for kitasan black
>>528773023yeah, meta to a point it took 3-4 years until Oguri is nearly removed from CM.
>>528774693Even accelerated wont it take over a year to powercreep super creek or fine?
>>528774612I'm a dyslexicdacchi...
Picking my horse waifu based on horse racing name
One cute uma is good, but three cute sisters are deadly cute.
>>528774923It's okay. We all make mistakes. Exsept me.
anons here really hate the concept of global to the point that actively spreading misinformation towards others is actually encouraged huh
why do you guys hate global so much anyway? genuinely curious
and if you're asking if i'm a tourist, i've played since 2021 and will always stick to jp
>>528775267we dont hate it
we're just having fun shitposting
one anon really hates it though but hes autistic and chinese.
its just banter sis
>>528775267>why do people hate globalbecause of indians and sea
>>528775163That's my wife you're talking about
>>528775267its a new gacha launch. we are just making it as chaotic and funny as they all are. if you believe any posts on here thats your fault
>>528775267>why do you guys hate global so much anyway?I hate westoids
>>528775625why do you live in a western country then?
>>528775267First gacha? New gacha releases are always a haven for shit/doompositng.
>>528775625Good morning saar
>>528775267Hazing newfags is a time-honored tradition.
>>528775625Not a single person with a Caucasian gene is downloading and playing the global version of the game.
>>528775724yes.
moot somehow failed to mention 'just shitposting' is based
>>528774180I'll give you some real, no bullshit, advice.
Super Creek is a very good stam card that has extreme longevity, not because of its stats but its gold skill which always triggers, but its only useful in long/mid races.
Fine is a good all rounder that lasts for a while.
I dont really remember Sharkur being around at all desu.
Throne is a meme.
If you refer to this spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit
you can see that Creek is still on the list. Its a very good card but its only good for long distances. Int cards are just generally good and they last a while.
>528775625
Good morning saar, how's your grandpa's asshole taste like
>>528775267>anons here really hate the concept of global to the point that actively spreading misinformation towards others is actually encouraged huh>why do you guys hate global so much anyway?Identifying misinformation is fun, it's part of the gacha rat race experience.
The game is 4 years old though, so I don't think any misinformation will work...
guys every yt video"guide" and infographic says to get Fine Motion and/or Super Creek. ZERO mentions of Shakur
>>528775739please stop stalking me.
>>528775883I highly doubt that. also SEA subhumans are no different
I don't care what kind of misinfo comes up, I'm going to get a Tazuna or two and maybe something else too because that's all I remember from when I first tried JP
>>528776113>trusting jewtubers instead of your fellow dacchisretard
Meta is to reroll for the cutest horse
>>528775625why post on a 90 percent westoid website...
>>528776113After playing gachas since 2016, I learned to never take legit advice from any gacha general on /vg/.
Doin' it all for McQueen
Misinfo doesn't work if you put on your blinders and just run the track
>>528775926Selfish hons stealing all of the fansโฆ
>>528775883You're right. As a Caucasian male I'm playing on JP
>>528775883I am white and I will play global
>>528776278I mean, the dacchis can't decide either
how do i play global without steam/that shitty kernal anticheat? is phone my only way out?
>>528776113you'll never make it trainer-san
>>528776420so are the majority of people itt
we have a few autistic asian-americans but dont fall for their bait
>>528776509yes
If I draw horse lewds will I get banned
Am I retarded or will the game not launch on emulator
>>528776647works on my (virtual) machine
What if.........shut up.........what i-just....just shut the fuck up for a minute. What if......they're accelerating global because the plan is to merge both versions into a single mega server?
I'm a white Englishman and I played jp and will play global.
guide for retards for island scenario when?
>>528772901>/vg/uma/ is a bunch of gooner retards with zero game knowledge I AM SHOCKED
>>528776870>having to share a server with global subhumansI would just quit at that point
Okay but which should I reroll for, Fine Motion or Super Creek
You can't say Shakur
>>528776870You are so fucking stupid
>>528777032fine motion now stfu
>>528776959based
I hope they accelerate global to the point where they merge with JP
>>528776921nobody really know yet. just wait until the beta playtesting reviews are out
>>528776870That's incredibly retarded and such a waste of money nobody would think that's feasible
>>528777051Heh, absolutely fucking btfo'd
I accept your concession
I will never understand the reroll autism. In a few months whatever you rerolled for won't matter that much.
>>528777306tryhards gonna tryhard
usually chinese and SEA. their brains cant handle playing games for fun, they must min max even if its for 3 days
>>528777306NOOOO IF I DONT HAVE A PERFECT MIN MAX'D START I'M FUCKING BRICKED
>>528777306Yeah, rerolling so you can ensure you get a few specific characters, sure.
Support Card rerolling? Rumao.
>>528777306Some "people" treat gacha games like some esports title
Ill just reroll until I get mcqueen and and goldship and train them so I can use my ticket on someone else, probably spe or oguri
>>528777306I understand this and still reroll in every gacha I start. It comes down to autism like you said.
>>528777306I enjoy rerolling so I do it for a few hours before I play the game
>rerolling for waifu
based
>rerolling for gameplay
cringe
I'm white
I will play global in about 9 hours
I will not spend a single dime on this
I will not reroll
I will leave it to fate to determine my waifu and I'm gonna stick to her side until EoS
I will conquer the world together with my wife
Fuck JOPS
Fuck sweaty tryhards
Fuck cyjews
And FUCK JANNIES
>>528777491Pretty sure Gold Ship is a 2*, should try to at least aim for 2-3 3*s.
can't wait for these banana pickers to leave in a week
>>528777306I just wanna start the game with my favorite horse and a good support card for her
>>528777670>I will leave it to fate to determine my waifu and I'm gonna stick to her side until EoSyou
i like you.
>528777819
You can wait over >>>/vmg/uma
>>528777670Good to see you still alive. I'll find you and then I'll add you as fren
What should I NOT invest resources in?
>>528776734how? doesn't work for me on vmware
>>528777968>vmwaretheres your problem
>>528777949Urara card, infact dust it asap.
>>528776870Yeah bro, just like how the KR and CN servers merged with JP
>>528777949nice neechan debuffs
>>528778040what's the hip vm in 2025?
Can I just roll for tokai teio and then say I won the game
>>528778146nta but ive heard good things about ldplayer
global bros migrate here:
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>528778074>KR and CNWho cares?
>>528776870has that ever happened in the history of gachas?
>>528778235>GlobalWho cares?
>>528778296Dragon Ball Z: Dokkan Battle
we'll all be playing on it, ofc we care you dumb rice picking retard
mile
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>>528778393That happened after 10 years not at launch
>>528778393Purely thanks to the immense autism power of south americans
>>528778307im a JP player and will be playing it
just to participate in the threads and beat newfags with my superior knowledge
>>528778589>my superior knowledgeyou still need to grind hundreds of hours to compete with the best players every month. also whaling is a must
>>528778547I didnt say at launch, now did I?
Heh, whos the dumb one now?
Why do coconut pickers think that their monkey server will be merged with JP?
>>528777306>>528777407>>528777416>>528777472>>528777491Doesn't not rerolling irreparably damage your account beyond repair? Even on Youtube they're saying the same shit.
I'm not that huge of a rerolling guy, and I'd only reroll if I got a m*le or something shit, but if it's that damaging for a new account then I'm pretty much forced to min-max it.
And also I heard that if I don't keep up with the PvP I'm going to lose like 80% of my F2P income or something.
>>528778774dont care about whales
just want to beat this general
also its not grinding if i enjoy it and i do
>>528778826SEAniggers are and have been playing JP for years. In fact, this general is like 90% SEA.
>>528778857>trusting jewtube misinfokek
either reroll or dont. up to you
>>528778973trvth nvke
can we finally come out of hiding?
t. SEA jp player
>>528778973What does that have to do with Global merging with JP?
Game info?
Meta?
Waifu taste?
I trust only my /uma/dacchis and no one else
We're all gonna make it
>>528773903Don't reroll, don't roll at all, save everything for speed Kitasan.
>>528779214Everything. Its inevitable.
game hasn't even released yet and the turds are already begging for a merge lmao
>>528778857>Doesn't not rerolling irreparably damage your account beyond repair?Humor me, what possible reason did they cook up to convince you of this?
/a/ bros we won
>>528779230roll for who you think is cute.
also this
>>528779261
PRICONNE EN WILL FOR SURE MERGE WITH THE JP SERVER
BLUE ARCHIVE EN WILL FOR SURE MERGE WITH THE JP SERVER
UMA MUSUME EN WILL FOR SURE MERGE WITH THE JP SERVER
JUST TWO MORE WEEK
do we even know how many rolls we get to start
>>528775267unfortunately EN releases always come with the worst shitposters /vg/ has to offer.
>>528779585based desu. about time we got some quality shitposting in /uma/ its a snoozefest usually
I've been watching a bunch of the stories on YT
So far my favorites are Kawakami Princess, Dream Journey and Shinko Windy because their stories are interesting
>>528779261Mommy cow is good so at least get that one.
>>528779585correct;
see all those GlobalHater shitposts
who even considered merge?
why are jop trannies having a melting?
>>528778973No wonder it's so hostile then
arent all these horses dead in real life, bit sad...
>>528779741a retard fell for obvious bait, just ignore him
>>528779774most are, some aren't
Is devouring your own bait and responding to yourself when no actual human beings do that fun?
>Dumb as bricks
>large tits
>tiny hat
That's the perfect uma
As a newfag whos excited for global, how much does it matter with the male or female trainer choice? debating whether to choose male or female trainer
>>528779428So S1 finishes to Oguri jobbing to Tamano?
Then later S2 is her training for a rematch, winning, then finishing the season. Or maybe they could add Oguri jobbing for years then later finish the season with a win and retire her. Or maybe that's for S3?
>>528779774Yeah you're letting the cute ghost spirits of horses race here
idk how you can even think of a merge when global is 4 years behind
waiting for global since 2021 here, been following the series since the s1 anime aired to be more precise
List of umas I wanna raise:
Spechan
Suzuka
Mcqueen
Goldship
Digitan
Agnes
Doto
Opera
Smart Falcon
Espoir City
Gold City
Transcend
Verxina
Donna
Winning Ticket
Taiki Shuttle
Oguri
Tamamo cross
Air Shakur
Calstone LIght
Cheval
Dream Journey
Fenomeno
Durandal
Manhhattan cafe
Eishin Flash
Orferve
Nakayama Festa
NTR
Rhein Kraft
Chrono Genesis
And honestly? Probably way more. I am very susceptible to good character design and I love fun character interactions. I have yet to meet an Uma I didn't like and I imagine throughout my time getting more familiar with the characters I will just be like "damn I want to raise them too now"
>but why didn't you just start playing JP you faggot?
It's simple, I already had enough bad experiences with jp only gacha games and didn't wanna bother give it another attempt and just said to myself "i'll wait for global" and I did. To some degree did regret it because there was a fanmade translation patch eventually but at that point I would have been too behind anyway.
Thanks for reading my blog
>>528779971Rice Shower...
>>528778218uhh thats the jp thread bro
>228 page guide
>check FAQ and see this
lol I love niche internet drama.
>>528779996The only major change it has is how tsundere Dob is.
Absolutely minor dialogue changes otherwise.
Few Hours until we can fuck Umamusume in EN
>>528780026>CBT>large titsShe ainโt no ushi musume.
the reason why /uma/ recommends you to pick shakur over super creek/fine motion is not just because she's good but that she is a ugly boyfaggot that nobody likes. one of the major flaw of this game is that you can't train an uma with their respective support card
I mean creek and fine is ""slightly"" better but that means you cant even train with those cards. however you don't have to worry about that with getting air shakur
I hope you anons trust your fellow dacchis over the jewtubers instead
I will be a globalfag, I will reroll for Super Creek, I will save for Kitasan Blacked, I will shit up your general and thereโs not a damn thing you can do about it
In 8 hours, I will fuck my Horse Wife Maruzensky all the time, all night long
>>528780465That would be crazy
>>528780536What he said but Teio
I love cute horses with big fat massive steamy horsecocks and balls
When I played JP, all I did was raise and play with Ogurin over and and over. Now I'm gonna do the same in global. I'm surprised and glad to hear she ended up being the meta pick from the launch pool. With her anime airing, the love for the Cap keeps spreading far and wide.
I heard she got a Christmas alt, did she get any other alts over the years?
>start global release of JP game that's 4 years ahead
>the biggest most meta human rights banner is tomorrow
>Uma comes out today
sisters... I don't wana do it all over again...
people will say they only spend for meta and esports and will immediately dump their savings into Eishin Flash
>>528779997you are extremely retarded
>>528780536>>528780638stroke Grass-chans ass
>uma forces you to drink too much with her
>she takes advantage of you when you pass out
nyooooo....
>>528780758there is no way in hell cygames will handle the accelerated schedule as well as HBR has.
>>528781058No need to drink for that to happen
>Unironic T*iofags ITT
You know what? Maybe global is bad.
Important question
/uma/
Do the trainers have ponytails
>>52877954625 it says for pre reg rewards. Guides say you can do some things like linking your account to get a bit higher but it's only for promising rerolls as it can be time consuming. I plan on rerolling phone and steam at the same time if bluestacks won't work. Stacks might be annoying too since u have to beat the tutorial on all the windows to unlock the reroll button. Not sure how that works in multi.
>>528781058She would never. Money and fame haven't changed her.
what pakejis are worth considering as low spender sempais?
>>528781105we still have plenty of login events that are being flat out skipped. Even though we have have odd weeks with no login rewards at all. They made sure to strangle F2P even while giving tons of free rolls and quartz.
I remember back in the day, people were rerolling for green hat lady from Tracen. Did she end up being shit in the long run?
>>528780886Isn't that the real life lore of Oguri?
>>528780758based fellow HBR uma player
>>528779997By S2 I assume you mean cour 2, which will end with Tama's retirement
Why do horses grow old and die :(
>>528781837Because they are like us.
>>528780758>the biggest most meta human rights banner is tomorrowWhich one?
The EN server is basically a matriarchy and it's really telling by how abhorrent and spiteful they get if you manage to do one of 85925 'icks they have.
>>528781837Because we need a remainder that all good things must end
>>528781837Everyone wants to move on to the greener pastures. Horses included.
We're in the home stretch, dacchis!! Enjoy!
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1936816461374451795
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3557620/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby/
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3557620?emclan=103582791475164703&emgid=541108949283242392
>>528782083your fault for even joining a westoid server in the first place
>>528781742Oh wait, I didn't read it said Cour 2. My bad.
>which will end with Tama's retirementWould that even fit into a 2nd cour?
>>528782852westoid board newfag
go make your own chan
>>528782083Thats what you get for joined a trooncord
>>528782083What did you expect bwo
>>528782976Yeah, it should
>jewtuber who hasn't even finished the starter missions telling people what to do
Global is fucked
I am here for my horsewife.
>>528783453>asian americanevery time
give me SEA over those guys
>>528782824why do all the links lead to shit unrelated to uma?
Be honest anons, how F2P is the game? How much Jewels can I get each day/week? I plan to raise the true Uma musume of all Uma Musumes: King Halo
I plan on torturing myself trying to get the Fine Motion and Super Creek Support Cards, but I plan to save for the big titty Umas like MeishoDoto and in the future Gentildonna
>>528783841its not bad unless you want to be a complete metafag tryhard and get every meta support
i play casually on JP and get to roll for every horse i like
>>528784009Do they give out free rolls outside of anniversaries?
there is too many guides.. my brain is too smallโฆ
Is there no standalone client on puter? I don't want to steam...
>>528783841>has a G1Soulless. Real torenas raise G1lets exclusively.
>>528784193I want to fuck Bourbon so much, she's actually the most lust-inducing of umas to me, god I want to be inside Bourbon so much...
>>528784291Which means the premiums are Ardan and Thin Miracle.
>>528784134Press rainbow
Watch Number go up
???
Sweet sweet dopamine
>>528783841I heard from here that the first few years are jewish as fuck, but later on the game becomes one of the most generous gachas out there
>>528783776that's a troll that's been shitting up this general for months, just report and ignore
can you reroll on the pc version?
>>528785001it should be in the settings to remove user data
if not just use an emulator then move the account over
>>528784134pick Bakushin
SPEED
>>528784909Nice, thank you
>>528785001Steam version does have quick data delete button.
Sex with my boyfriend wife T.M. Opera O
It says the servers open up tomorrow at 2 PM where I'm from.
This guide is all you need
I remember Kitasan being a very desirable card, used to borrow it from whales when I tried JP. I think I saw a post here that said she got powercrept really fast, which card did that?
We do have a lot of HK posters here who have western fatigue that's why there's hate with global
Also they have their own version of the game that's closer to JP in schedule
>>528785910I won't take a literal shit post from some discord into account, just tell people to roll for Shakur or wait for throne, but your shit is abysmal.
>>528783841If you want to generally keep up on a basic level: very f2p
If you want to be on top of leaderboards and PvP: lmao
>>528778521SEEEEEEEEX
SEX SEX SEX!!!!
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if everyone else is going for kitasan can't I just borrow it
>>528786407I do that a lot but you can only do it for one support slot at a time. So pick which is the most strategic.
>>528786407Sure, but you first you'll have to tell me who your main uma will be.
>>528786407sure
but then you cant borrow something else and still have kita when that becomes OP
you can only borrow 1 thing so up to you
Oguri
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>Oguri Sexo
>>528786730Yep, thats my wife.
how long until we get Man o' War in the game
>>528786820After Deep Impact makes it in (never)
>>528786915she is in season 1 and 2 of the anime
is there a certain number of umas you want to raise or do you pick one uma and max her out as much as possible?
>>528786973you want to raise at least one for each race length and d*rt
persona x is already overshadowing us...
>>528786407Been there, done that. It sucks and I had to compromise on a lot of other card choices because of that. I'd rather borrow everything else but the essential card for practically every uma for like two years.
newfags, go here and bring back a cute uma
https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9E%E5%A8%98%E3%83%97%E3%83%AA%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%80%E3%83%BC%E3%83%93%E3%83%BC/artworks?s_mode=s_tag
>>528786973you will want to raise multiple umas just because some are better at certain track types
>>528786775>Yep, thats my wife.
>>528786050>HK posters >western fatigueHonk kongers literally suck western cock at any opportunity they have. They didn't protest for no reason.
so about the new scenario if i understood clearly
you enlist some facilities, go train, gather points, get a ticket, use the facilities and upgrade them ?
>>528786946my wife can strip search me whenever she wants
>>528786973Multiple
1. Fill your pvp stadium (already 15 different umas)
2. Three umas of each distance with specific skills for chanmis
3. Good parents with all kind of genes
>>528787224She's also my wife too!
>>528787325t. xiao zhang from california
is the global server already open or is it just some preload bullshit until tomorrow
>>528787946Tomorrow anon, just go to bed
>>528787946it opens at 12AM GMT bong time
>>528787206holy fuck there's so much aislop now
I am so excited, but 4 (FOUR!) years of content behind is a bit much. Will global survive?
>>528788330>Will global survive?lol
>>528788268theres a button you can press in the filter to block all AI
So what's the reroll process? Do it on my phone, and transfer the account to steam?
Ahhhhh I'm gonna.... I'm GONNA REROLLLLL. I'M REROOLLLLLLLLLLLING
why is there a horse named after the late famous rapper in the 90s?
Can Laisu survice Sexo all night long?
or will she break?
>>528788379Why is cygames like this? Are they retarded?
file
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>>528788330I'll give it up until MANT. It won't survive that.
>>528788330Why did it start with v1.9.8?
>>528788535sounds like you can do it on phone and steam at the same time. unfortunately looks like no emulator
>>528788773she would BREAK you
>>528787114Good. We are still the sovl gacha
>>528788412just did that thanks
>>528788783yes
it's hilarious seeing the fags in the apocalypse hotel threads on /a/ praising cygays because they don't anything about them
>>528788783they are desperate after all their games are flopping. global will 100% eos before the first year
Don't care still rerolling
>>528788790What is that? An event or some kind of acronym for the breeding process? It's hurting my brain trying to figure out the meaning...
>>528789064just a mode which comes later on
>>528788814>no emulatoruh what? Android emulator bro
>>528780150>228 page guideLink?
>chang doomposting again
get some help
>>528789296not working for me you can try it
>japanese gacha
already looking grim
who the fuck is "chang"
I've been here since thread #1 or 2 and I've never heard of them
>>528789064>for the breeding processYou could say that, only it's you being bred in your ass by the game for an hour and a half while you mentally and physically abuse your uma, give her skin cancer and keep her on a strict chemical waste diet.
>>528788934There's all these cool looking rice images but I always remember she's 3 feet tall and I laugh
>>528788412It doesnโt prevent from dishonest retards who lock their tags or use the wrong AIgger tag because Pixiv is run by retards.
Global newfag here, what's the cutest horse?
Can I get some honest answers without doomposting?
>>528789615its a personal opinion
on launch i like rice shower
>>528789619no
this is a doompost general
>>528789570>she's 3 feet tallimagine
>>528789525Which uma is top right?
>>528789615would you a horse?
>>528789570this is how i feel when i see people below 5'10 IRL
>>528789619no. try the /v/ thread
Will global survive longer than tribe 9 though
>>528789681And you guys were dooming for all 729 threads?
>+1 support card
What are the benefits?
Gatekeeping is a time-honored tradition you fucking newfags
now fuck off and die
>>528789681fellow rice enjoyer
>>528789883t. product of unsuccessful gatekeeping
>>528789859Nah that's /gfg/
So uh... If global is starting from the beginning are Urara abuse runs back on the menu?
>>528789883relax horsefucker kun
>>528789859certain autists have been
>>528789854yes
>>528789883prefer intentional reroll misinfo than gatekeeping desu
>>528789828nta but have you seen a horse pussy? it's just like a woman's, only larger
>>528789883yawn
get a new gimmick
>>528789964I'm getting to remake my racist nice natures
I am not re-rolling. Sticking to the horse I get.
>>528790047I'm way too small.... I couldn't a horse even If I tried
>>528790136Rerolling is moreso for support cards. You'll get the horse you want
What are the 3* launch units?
>>528789615Naisu
https://files.catbox.moe/e9oyhd.webm
Never played a jap gacha what am I in for
>>528790371bad gameplay loop
>nips have been obsessed with this shit since launch
it better be good or i'm personally dropping a third nuke on them
>>528790410There's gameplay?
>>528790312you can upgrade the 1 and 2 stars to 5 stars so everyone can be 5 star
>>528790371for the first time in your gacha life you are going to experience soul.
will the JP steam version have a portrait setting I wonder, it seems like you can full screen it natively on landscape mode without mods. I wanna full screen it on portrait mode without lossless scaling
>>528790497If you pick a female trainer, yes
>>528790542>for the first time in your gacha life you are going to experience soul.
>>528790497its made for both self insertcels and yurifags
>>528790371>>528790415Uma Musume is one of a kind mobage, if you didn't enjoy the anime or like the umas, you will drop this game in the first week.
>>528790652they have to otherwise we won't see skill cutscenes right?
>>528790671What is the gender of trainer-san canonically?
>>528790798>he hasnt played heaven burns red
>>528790798uma certainly have more soul than whatever gook or chink sloppa you subhumans play
>>528790671>self-insert garbageMiss me with that shit.
>>528790867>you haven't played the game where maeda betrayed his fans to write yuri slop for phones for cashdamn right i haven't
>>5287908925h
>>528790956there is some other yuri between the horses
>>528790770what if my only exposure to the franchise is watching divegrass
>>528790798>has not played a chinese gachajapslop will make you think like that and I don't blame you
>>528790798while true uma puts in a lot more effort than majority of other gacha games
Gonna play that persona gacha till uma musume is out
gonna play with my peanus gacha till uma musume is out
>>528790782None
There are both male trainers and female trainers
>>528791056then youll love it
Forecast for global is in!
>>528791132fuck it's also not out yet
>>528791132Persona opens up a couple hours after Uma does.
>>528787206You can have this Spe just because.
>>528790782For the bond stories, the bulk of trainers are written as men.
>>528791369nice, i can play this for a few hours then realize it's garbage, drop it and move on to p5x
Oguri Cap more like Oguri Fat
>>528790867>Maeda Jun>soul
the android version is still broken...
you talk shit about global players but i remember how you slurped for "no porn" bullshit here at JP release. your sins wont go away
>6 hours and 45 minuts to go
anyone got a choose your trainer name get post or something?
>>528792205If they are not unique. I don't care.
>my shift starts right when the global version goes live
>about to play a horse racing gacha for 8 hours straight while "working"
Can I brick my horses with training and shit? Can I reset the parents and things like that?
is there anywhere outside of youtube to see the personalities of the umas? even one or two words like x is a tsundere or gyaru or whatever?
>>528792658Do you actually see trainer or is it just that it changes dialogue?
Found these guides on r*ddit.
1/3 reroll
>>528792820no
every time you train the horse its separate from the other times, like a roguelike i guess
hello sirs i want to become a content creator for this game. whats the most optimal starting strategy to get ahead of the sheep
>>528792820Have you ever played a breeding game before? It's like that, where the parents have stats that get averaged together, and they have skills too. The skills can be learned all the way back from grandparents. So you need to plan ahead and slowly get the right horses with higher stats, who also have the right skills. And then getting those skills isn't as simple as leveling up your monster, you need to win a slot machine pull during a 1 hour training or the whole thing has to start over. Sounds really fun right?
i've never played this game btw
>>5287929122/3 selector ticket
>>528788091UTC isn't bongtime because of fucking daylight savings making bongtime UTC+1 meaning it opens 1am bongtime
>t.bong
>>528792413>my shift ends 30 minutes before global opens up
>>528793109Redeem all the moneys you got from scamming stupid fucking bitch and pay good sir
>get cute girl in a gacha
>she's not meta
>dissapoint face
I hate this genre so much.
>>528771180 (OP)Two newfag questions.
Does rerolling work on the Steam version?
Can I play both on mobile and Steam, or is it some archaic bullshit like FGO where you can only use one device at a time?
>>528793392the best thing about this game is any uma can be good
ive seen almost every girl do well because theyre very even, support cards make the bigger difference
>>528793392Fucking gl*baltards and your obsession with meta. ANYTHING works here. Are certain umas stronger? Yeah, sure, but you can use anyone if you have the right parents and supports.
>>528792878very minor changes in dialogue and that's it.
Except with dober that hates men so she gets completely different lines.
You can also change gender with a press of a button at will just like in gbf
>>528793701Nice.
Gotta start rerolling then.
>>528793573this is never true. There's always a meta pick.
@/uma/ plan out the first 5 hours of the game for me. this should be timelined in 1 minute increments and optimize account strength for the maximum meta efficiency. cap spending budget at $50.
>>528793850nah hes right
umas are very well balanced
>>528793573What am I missing if I only roll for my favorite horses? Will I have to roll for light cones or can I make do with whatever
>Umas are balanced!
>YOU WILL DIE AND BE SOFTLOCKED IF YOU DONT GO FULL META BUILD
Who do I believe?
>>528794001as long as you roll for enough horses that you fill out every race type then you can roll only for the ones you like
>>528793973...
>>528793408>>528793150>>528792912
>>528794151both
Umas are balanced, support cards arent.
If you don't have the meta support cards you're fucked, but you can run whichever hors you want
>>528794151Me and I'll tell you to go all in on Ogu tummy.
>>528794151picking umas matter at launch because there are barely enough to get one for each kind of race
within a few months youll have all types and then can just pick your faves
>>528794001if you aren't already putting aside money to go balls deep into Kitasan Black I wouldn't worry too much
>>528794001Honestly you'll be alright if you at least get the human rights and the meta support that usually comes with it. Keep a spark saved for those, feel free to spend the rest on umas.
I haven't played this game since JP launch. Is breeding chart for minmaxing still a thing?
>>528794151Your small IQ brain can't comprehend the difference between a character and a card?
will they be generous with pulls?
>>528794426The card or the horse?
>>528794620the compatibility formula was changed a few years ago and now it basically doesn't matter, you're 99% of the time getting a double circle
>>528794620all the JP launch stuff turned out to be wrong and nobody had an idea what we were doing
>>528794776the card is very strong
>>528794762yes
>get fine motion
this is a noob trap no?
>>528794789>>528794843Nice, I guess this is irrelevant now.
>>528794671>The inexperienced player is confused by foreign terms being thrown around>Heh, what an idiot, can't believe he can't readily differentiate between things he learned about only 10 minutes agoGenius
don't fall for the kitafag propaganda, Nishino is actually the best beginner speed car
KIIIINNNNNGGGGG HAAAALLLOOOOOOOOOO
>>528795113welcome to /uma/, its always like this
if someones a dick just tell them to kys like we do
>>528794151>he fell for the bricked meme and reroll guidesNGMI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR3Vc-bgfCA
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
Does this game have nigger last minute arena sniping? What about arena mafia faggots? Priconne PvP was pure cancer due to these things.
>>528795373no
no
also based /pcrg/ chad
>>528795373cringe /pcrg/ chud
>>528764194SHE IS CALLED SWEEP TOSHO YOU FILTHY SECONDARY
AND SHE IS MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER
I will get Nice Nature pregnant as she says "ganbare ganbare" in her cheer leader outfit
>>528794789>the compatibility formula was changed a few years agono, it wasn't
>and now it basically doesn't matter??? are you retarded??
>you're 99% of the time getting a double circlethat doesn't mean shit
For me, it's Grass Wonder.
>>528795373>/pcrg/dogshit
fanart fooled me into believing that this game have 2 oppai lolis, but turns out they are average looking girls in the game
>>528795580>your daughter is my cumraggrim
>>528795794more like ass blunder
>>528795828>2it has like 8
>>528795373you have to select your team a day before the pvp event starts and you can only change it after 5 matches so there's no last minute stuff
>have to wait to get Narita Brian and Mr CB again
I hate this
>>528795909>it has like 8you are full of shit
>>528790782>>528791206Looking at the trainer lineup at Tracen it seems pretty balanced
As far as we can see in the anime/manga
>Male trainerSpica
Canopus
NTR
Jungle Pocket
Inari One
Bourbon
Oguri
>Female trainerRigil
Rice Shower
Agnes Tachyon
Satono
Tamamo
Creek
>>528796016>touched without using protectionShe is pregenante now?
which emulator to use for multi-instance rerolling?
BlueStacks crashes, LDPlayer crashes.
Do people use MumuPlayer? Or is it true that they've disabled all emulators during the launch week?
>>528796358>multi-instance rerolling*tips virginity*
>>528790782the one (You) pick
>>528796358Mumu crashes as well. Steam rerolling it is.
>>528796129Seiun Sky also has a female trainer iirc
Wait a minute, now that I think about it, how did they localize all the uma accents so far?
>>528796358they disabled all emulators so you use your Steam account and physical phone to reroll.
>>528796531accents dont exist just like how laughs dont exist in BA
so who else here is gonna join me in the "flunk into A group and lose B finals" club when CM finals open?
>>528792912>just reroll until you hit that 0.042%nah, i don't think i will
>>528788513Are horsejobs a thing in this general?
>>528796819>have about a 70% win rate in prelims>only barely managed to eke out one win to get into B Finals in the 2nd RoundProbably me.
But to be fair, I only did 4 runs to prep for this CM and none of them were particularly good.
>>528796918what about the sandbaggers and the newcuties who couldn't make A group?
>>528771437https://youtu.be/c8OIlRJweGA?si=0KlGxA9kCxW62_qy
Yes.
If hons doesnโt work, hons doesnโt get treats.
So clean it up janny.
Why is Gold ship so different from the anime version? I could have liked her more.
Did they have to use some base model for the game so everybody has to be standardized?
https://x.com/umamusume_esp/status/1937585773458686230
>>528796618>how laughs dont exist in BAWhat?
>>528790329>Ririsa VAI'M GOING TO CUM SO BADLY
>>528796462>male trainer contentSome faceless dude, or god forbids, a T-head trainer
>female trainer contentOriginal character with a name and whole-ass backstory. Creator spends 100s of $ in commissions of their OC with their favorite Uma
Why is that?
>>528796819not me because I am not a shitter
>528797569
>he likes the whore
>>528797684The bullied male Sonic OC makers of the past were supposed to be the trainers of the future
>>528797864The only right answer.
https://litter.catbox.moe/lpdakw6bavtwzte4.jpg
I wanna breed ai-chan
Cumming inside 9 times
>>528797684>T-Head TrainerHe's just like me..!
>>528797421they dont give the girls their unique laughs in English
>>528797684its just women being mentally ill as usual, they are the true self inserters out there
reminder that Neicha is a whore and you should feel bad for liking her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydEJzjVJT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydEJzjVJT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydEJzjVJT4
>>528797684A regular autistic woman is on the same level as a turboautist man
can someone explain the support cards to me in FGO terms? Is it like CEs?
>>528798048Neechan thighjobs...
>>528797684women can't self insert if the character is not exactly like them
>>528798207on launch?
brian i guess
>>528798068TOO BAD
I'M A SICK FUCK WHO SAVES MALE TORENA X UMA, FEMALE TORENA X UMA, UMA X UMA, AND TORENA X TORENA
>>528798184Well funnily enough it seems to be mostly Korean women who make these sorts of OCs, yet their character is almost inevitably japanese
>>528798207Vodka is part of the starting team
uma
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Who is the tallest uma?
>preload umamusume
>10gb
wew phone games sure are huge these days
>preload p5x too
>80 fucking gb
what the actual fuck
>>528798280vegeta kneeling.exe
>>528798275chikezo exists dacchi..
I wonder if weโre gonna get steamblocked today.
>>528798427Michelle My Baby
>>528798493still seethin over BA getting blueballed? kwab
you fuckers don't deserve anything
>>528798442>80 fucking gbyou are kidding right ?
>>528798593I hate being tall I'm taller than my favorite horse
>>528798280>TORENA X TORENAYOU SICK FUCK
>giantessposting
oh god, they're here too now?
>>528798716gachas are rightful manlet clay
tall men are fetishized by every woman on the planet, just go outside and get a real one, these ones are for us
so... how do i pre-register? i'm retarded
>>528798647NTA, but no. The preload is only 30gbs, but you need 70gbs of open space.
>>528798748CALL THE BOLICE
I DON'T GIVE A FUG
>>528798593>She does not seem to be in gameWhy the world torments me so...
FIX THE FUCKING DOWNLOAD FOLDER CYKAS
I don't want to rename my folder literally every time I want to switch what version I'm playing
Tamamo Cross please... I need her...
>>528798647yes
it's just 74.94 fucking gb, more than p5 and p5 strikers combined
>>528798796But I want a tall horse girl
>>528798593i'm tall as michelle huh
>>528798593im taller than every one but amazon...
>>528798849on phone? just search uma on the play store
you cant pre reg on steam, you can wishlist it
>>528798767that nigga has always been here, probably been silent for a few months, but still as shit as the other fetishschizos in here
>>528798593>tallest jap uma is still shorter than smallest US umaNipbros... even when we're "big" we're still small...
>>528798647p5x is ~10gb on mobile, 35gb on pc. pc just wants you to keep the extra space for updating
>>528798915She's CinGray only unfortunately, next best thing is Hishi Akebono
>>528798990i have installed it on my phone, i can't register anywhere it just says the game isn't out yet just like it does if you launch it on steam
>>528771180 (OP)we should get a new general for global to start all fresh tbqhf
>>528798767I just like tall legs and thus makes me prefer taller girls. Sorry to worry you, anon.
Will Amazon be obtainable on launch?
>>528798442Huh, the preload is only 5Gb on steam for me
>>528798493>>528798607What happened to BA? I've been living under a rock
>>528798927>>528798956>turbo>tamamo crossfinally the good taste anons have arrived
>>528799070then youve done it already
>>528799093nyo
>>528799105nah, shes pretty soon though
Why do we suddenly have a tripfag in here?
can't wait for Tony Bianca in cour 2
>>528799165>then youve done it alreadyi haven't done anything though
>>528799093be the change and make one. nobody can stop you
so i don't get it, what is rerolling? it sounds like it's just account changing, but why would wiping your account be so prevalent in this game?
Also is it like real horse racing where I'm betting fake currency on the horse girls? I can't bet against my horse girl right?
>>528798748Don't stop me now
>>528799105Also saving for her, Daiwa is going to have to carry me hard once more
>>528799221if you have the game on your phone youve pre registered or effectively have
im gonna heem you if you reply to this post
>>528799130they spammed the steam forum with unfunny uoooh posts and got the game delayed indefinitely
If you can't name them you don't belong here
>>528799267lesbos are crazy
>>528799236rerolling means restarting to get your gacha rolls back
it just means you can keep restarting until you get the horse you want
>>528799350kwaboty
>>528799361rice shower - twin turbo
? - silence suzuka (the best rack ever made)
>>528799361only ones i know are twin turbo and that looks like suzuka circuit
>>528799236Rerolling is only for before u start. You can redo your first rolls over and over until you get the random gacha thing u want.
>>528799361I only get the first two
>>528799361rice shower twin turbo
symboli rudolf silence suzuka
>>528799361The 3rd one is Jovial Merryment
>>528799130BA was supposed to have its steam release this week to spoil uma's debut but it got delayed for whatever reason, doesn't help that the all the seatards who play the game started spamming the BA steam forum with loliposting
VNfags always blame ""mary"" for being the steam employee that randomly rejects x/y/z VN from being sold on the storefront too since the standards seem to change from title to title so BAtards also blamed mary for pulling the game
>>528798593>I have the same height as ObeyJaps really are small, huh?
>>528799361I only care about Rice Shower.
>>528799361Rice Shower
Twin Turbo
TM Opera O
Tokai Teio
>>528799361Rice shower, twin turbo, tokai teio and silence suzuka
get the fuck out of my thread HRTroons
>>528799361cool drawing for silence suzuka I love that track
IN COUR 2 THESE PUNY JAPS WILL GET DOMINATED IN THEIR TURF HAHAHAHAHAH
>Uma works great on the Steam Deck
>>528799825RttT animator made fanart of it therefore it's uma related
is this the winning ticket bullying thread?
>>528798890>symmetrical_dockingBased
It's a shame we have big boobs umas but not big boobs trainer
>>528799825it's chronic dacchi...
we just have to not mess with it or else it'll worsen the infection
Emulatorbros is it over?
Crashes on LDP and Mumu...
>just use steam
my country and steam don't get along
>your phone
potato....
>>528799926I've been thinking about getting one for some times now... Might be the time...
>>528800203its umaover bwo
>>528800140There's a dedicated uma musume channel on the HRT discord so there is definitely some cross-pollination
>>5287989564J go back to gun fuckers general
>>528800203Time for you to go to the glue factory, dacchi
>>528800203if your country and steam don't get along I hope you're either from belgium or netherlands
>>528800203try the google launcher on pc
>hrt 'cord
Please, go back. No need to keep us updated about your transition
>go in /uma/
>shart archive image
>secondary shit image
wtf...
>>528800432horse racing trannies
>>528799959This is literally just that orange Suletta from Reverse:1999.
>>528800432>>528800430dont respond newfags, its just some samefagging autist replying to itself to shit up the thread
>>528800586i posted both images and i'm not in any public discord for anything
>>528800785it doesn't even work for my phone yet...
>>528800852I think you're off a couple hours my horse
>>528800852too bad i am gonna go sleep for at least 6 now.
>>528800852>can't into UTC
I was going to complain on how even though it's been months, the moderation hasn't even done anything to stop that (person from spanish-speaking country) from posting in here, but then I remember we're in a lawless wasteland and therefore he and his goons can do anything to us.
>spent 6 hours lurking here
>zero useful information
fuck you too /uma/
Good thing I'll be sleeping through global launch and everyone will quit by the time I'm up.
>>528800940i love the police bros
When Global's success is cemented, expect to see crossover outfits exclusive to Global such as
fenomeno in a judge uniform from judge dredd
King Halo in Mjolnir armor
Taiki Shuttle with Blondie's poncho from The Good The Bad The Ugly
>>528801101this isnt a useful info general
its a cute girl posting general
>>528801040that means you can also shitpost with no law enforcement too though...
dont waste this chance
TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO
>>528801101that reroll guide for newfags has been posted like 10 times in the last 2 threads
so i should roll for the special week support card thing and not for umas? can i use the 3 star ticket we get on anyone or should i use it on someone specifically
>>528800350ok... I'll be back tomorrow
>>528796129>>Female trainer>Rigil>Rice Shower>Agnes Tachyon>Satono>Tamamo>CreekI prefer it this way more since there will be no way a male trainer would cuck me out of my uma
>>528801162I love Fenomeno
How soon can I get her in-game?
Missed the Paka, can anyone give me a QRD on the new scenario info? Image attached so someone reads my post in this shitstorm.
>tripfags
do we really, /uma/?
>>528801334use it on the horse you like the most specifically
Cap
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>>528801162Is she launch uma? She looks cool.
>>528799660I see, if it's actually some bullshit about "underage looking girls in school" that got games rejected before, I kinda hope BA gets rejected too and it triggers some massive changes in the review process. It is easily the shittiest thing about Steam, even Chaos;Head got banned years ago and needed a huge fan campaign to get allowed
>>528801479i like them all, no favorites so far
i read the cinderella gray manga and watched the first season of pretty derby, maybe my favorite would be inari one if i had to pick now
>>528801478You guys welcomed them here with open arms just to spite the guy that wanted to avoid them
>>528801434>>528801501you're gonna have to wait a few years
>>528801615well shes not in the game yet, youll get them all eventually though
>>528800586So a local scizo. You guys have it pretty bad if Japanese only game has those.
>>528801162FUCK THA POLICE
WITHOUT PROTECTION
>>528801615>she likes the worst CindGray girl
>>528801478Should have told him to fuck offcand report him too.
>>528801731There is no local schizo, it's just globaltards talking about their shitty xitter trend or something.
feno
md5: b3c7abd44ed97471b6e891a7d38ab1a9
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>>528801660I have time.
Was this speed-up included or?
>>528801765i just really really really like shortstacks
how many hours? i need some sleep pls
>>528801461you can watch the video but it doesn't say much as always
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1937868499550134471
>>528802317thx i hope i fucjing die in my slep
>>528802250Okay but, how many cards are mandatory this time? That's all I really want to know.
>>528801637>>528801780He does not care, even with the endless harassment he got from /gfg/ over the years
>>528802637I'll never understand tripfags.
>acknowleding an attention whore's existence by replying to his posts or talking about him
Actual fucking idiots the whole lot of you
>>528802617You have the usual uman rights card and a new Power Tama along with her, both are required pretty much.
google play games seems to work so thats 3 ways to reroll
Come tomorrow, I will be squatting in and ruining your general.
>>528801637>you guys welcomed tripfagshuh, whatever suits your cup of tea bryo, tripshits are universally hated btw
>PMtards
Alright, it's actually over
>/uma/ blacklist:
/bag/
/lcg/
anything gook
dicksword
secondaries, mainly from the movie
>>528801478>she doesnt have all tripfags hiddenshiggydiggy
i thought the movie was bad, didn't like it at all
the animation was ok but way overdone
>>528803126whats dicksword
>>528798767Bro? I saved this pic from here back in '23.
can we split the thread already? I want my comfy general back.
>>528803372You can make a JP /vmg/ general any time bro
So there is Goldship in a marching uniform and Fenomeno in police one.
Do you have another umas in some cool clothes? Not in to frilly dresses personally.
as someone who just found out about this ip, is it worth actually playing the global version?
is all the doom posting about it EOSing in less than a year actually a real possibility, or is it all bullshit?
just want to be sure before i install a kernel level anti virus just to play this shit ( phone isn't good enough for games)
>>528803372we did
/jp/ only players have a /vmg/ thread now
this one is for people who will play both
>>528803372JP players should check out vmg
>>528803235the worst thing about the movie for me was Dantsu and Cafe doing absolutely nothing for an hour and a half despite being part of the main cast, you can argue Vodka and Daiwa don't do shit either but at least they have a fun dynamic
>>528803491It already EOS'd dont bother
>>528803491yes its worth playing
just doomposting like every other gacha launch
>>528799350>black souls got in>blue archive under review they should just fire their whole game review staff and start over from scratch
>>528803491>is all the doom posting about it EOSing in less than a year actually a real possibility,it could happen. it is cygames we're talking about who thought it was a good idea to only now make a global version that is 4+ years behind
>>528803491meant anti cheat, not virus.
>>528803659>>black souls got in>>blue archive under reviewI say based, I don't give a fuck about those cunts at /bag/
>>528803491the game is great
thats why we are gatekeeping it so hard
>>528801323>reroll guideAnon asked for useful information.
how bad is this game on a phone? i dont want to install kernel anticheat slop
>the game is not yet available
Wait what
/bag/ is going to drop this in an hour when there's no pantyshots and you actually have to play the game as opposed to auto
>>528803659or maybe BAfags should behave like humans instead of doing embarrassing shit like this
REMEMBER TO REPORT AND IGNORE ALL BAIT POSTS, TRIPNIGGERS AND OFF-TOPIC SHITTERS
DOTO DO YOUR JOB ALREADY
>>528803126Why is /lcg/ blacklisted?
>>528803372There's a thread here >>>/vmg/1770070 which discordfags have been saying not to use for some reason because they're schizos and think it was made by another discordfag in an attempt to make a new soccer team.
>>528803823i mean, i don't entirely disagree, but it's retarded how the loli rape game was allowed but the platonic loli game wasn't
>>528803967it works fine on a phone
>>528804049they did say they were accelerating the auto mode, i see it coming pretty soon desu
>>528804115Games don't get banned because of forum posts, bro.
>>528804145i read the fanbase were all furries/yaoi lovers idk
>>528804145>he wasn't here when they raided us just because of a footy matchlimbustards, all insufferable
>>528804203Looks to be coming soon with black soul too so maybe they have to go trough this thing too.
my goal is to get all the stego spawns on global
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpaiSLrpyao
comfy hors prrrhhh prrrh supiiii.....
>>528804438Deserved! Cheat less next time.
>>528804601enough about big hors, post baby hors instead
>>528803471I like Ace's costume personally
>>528803471And Sirius' costume is pretty cool too, the asymmetrical jacket is a nice touch
>YOU CANNOT RE-ROLL ON STEAM
whocars, rerolling is for pussies
>>528805229just delete the data in the settings
if it doesnt work just use your phone/google play games emulator and transfer it to steam later
>>528804703Cool, but that frilly undershirt is not something that I would prefer in design.
>>528805121I feel like these kind of suits with navel opening are over represented, but they are cool if we don't take that into account. Assymetrical does give that 2010's JRPG protag edge.
>>528805337>just delete the data in the settingsthat doesnt do anything on steam since its linked to your steam id you can never ever reroll gacha shit on steam
>>528798493The game is already out as far as Steam is concerned, it ain't getting blocked.
>>528803471stego looks cool, I do wonder what that knife is about
>>528803126But doesn't actually playing the game make you no longer a secondary?
>>528805620Columbo-looking ass uma
I do like me some Columbo
>>528805776Thats not her name
>>528805715Don't use logic in my doom posting general lil bro
newfaggot here give me a tier list right now
>>528804887I know some anons obsess over not trading pieces to unlock an uma because of the paranoia of getting a random spook of that uma afterward but I still don't get it, the only thing I can think of is that you get slightly more pieces of the uma if you get spooked first but then all this does is save you goddess statues which pile up by the thousands and have no other use
>>528805845SS+ tier:
Goldship, McQueen
A tier:
rest
hope it helps
>>528805845there is no tier list
every uma is specialised for a certain race length or ground type
depends on what you want to run, so just roll for who you like the look of
>>528805827fuck off and die already you retarded tourist
so... what's the gameplay like
>>528805480how do you re-roll then? play on mobile/google play beta (which doesnt allow you to install other than C drive) with a guest account? once you get the reroll you want - Make Cygames account and link?
>>528806097its a raising sim, some roguelike aspects
you have to train the girls then race them
>>528806270yes
>>528806097>train uma>run race with uma
i don't want to train my umas
i want to feed them carrots (and my carrot) to fatten them up
>>528806671then you need to roll for oguri cap
Does this game have a dupes system?
>>528806671your umas get taken away if you fail their debut race so good luck
>>528806524Running a train on uma..
>>528806776like in need for speed most wanted...
>>528806769it does but you can farm dupes
by a year you can instantly max out every uma you roll with the currency you have saved
>>528806769Yes and you need full dupe supports for it to be worth
Not F2P friendly game for the first year
Please tell me this adorable dork is useful in the game.
>>528807017shes useful
in fact pretty much every uma is useful. its not like most gachas where some units are way worse than others
>>528807017why isn't this a template
>>528805851I don't redeem just so I can post the screenshot when it gets mentioned
>>528807351REDEEM YOU BLOODY BASTARD
>>528807351they all look like dorks
>>528807351your abominable taste has actually annoyed me. im seething
>>528807351Fellow jpfags, what do you think of this?
>>528807640wyell 2,3,4,6 and 7 and some of the best girls in the game so..
Who's the LR TEQ Vegito of this game?
>>528807982christmas oguri cap
>>528797975artist name pls?
>>528803659>>528804203they probably hardlocked the game to not show any rape scenes. you have the option to turn them off in the OG game. otherwise the game is pretty tame for Steam's standards
>>528799825>>528800294>HRTroonsVinsader, is that you?
>>528793408>even lleddit is more helpful than this third worlder filled shithole
