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>>528710885
mod north W
osrs W
rs3 W
trannies L
142 iq girl and 3a pickaxe girl in autism occupational therapy snarling at eachother
oda did 1 bil risk from scratch in 5 streams
>>528823000too bad pking is just rng
wow he rolled 100 heads in a row guess hes pretty lucky
100 heads in a row is just as likely as getting 1 - 50%. its the same reason why going dry has no meaning. you either get the drop or you dont doing more kc doesnt change your odds
>>528823000omg thats my world
50 50 xD clip this and put it on r/2007scape
d3k kills 3dks lol (funny play on words haha)
im not sure she could she couldnt even kill jad
she def can she just got nervous
im not sure she did i meant that im not sure she could complete the fight caves minigame
I really feel like sighing right now...
keep being mean she deserves it
gold bottles on bottles im just honest
can we please turn on a movie
i stumbled upon an old gnomonkey clip and holy smokes he used to be so much thinner hes gained like 70 lbs the past year
>>528824982hes following the latina strategy now that hes married
i feel like i click worse on my alt
will they remove mtx from osrs too (bonds)
would removing bonds increase or decrease the value of gold
personally i think the darkmeyer vampires having nuclear submarines out there training their sailing skill is a bigger threat to gielinor peace than al kharid strapping warheads to gnome gliders
are you talking about the real world
there are no darkmeyer vampyres in the real world idiot
i hope i get killed by a gnome glider i hope we all get killed by gnome gliders. anyway are you saying darkmeyer is russia? the penguins are obviously russia
but there arent submarines in osrs so which is it
no the vampires have their own nukes and subs and they said theyll blow up gielinor if their rule over meiyerditch is ever challenged
what rune pouch setups do you have right now
me:
lunars teles
standard teles
barrages
arceeus stuff
can we change the subject to something less scary
i dont know how to use the pouch setups so i just have alchies in mine
it is an extremely simple interface
maybe i dont want to know
im sorry i forgot i might be talking to a woman
im the smartest poster itt (142 iq)
i was retested today and scored 143 iq sooooo.....
yeah but do you have a phd in maths
the only thing ive got going for me is that im slightly above average in runescape knowledge
i have a bachelor in maths and im borderline retarded
yeah but do you have a 20b+ bank
does the average player know not to use a fang at gargoyles
>>528822631omg its happening
im the one that uses a fang she uses some other thing leave her alone
wagging my tail and arfing :3
we have over 170k players playing, when are we getting more servers?
why do we need more servers
hard to find a spot at vyres
its hard for us brazillian girls we have to play on us east and its not great i think a few sa and asia servers would be nice
um i think id rather not have south asian and brazilian worlds
ok my theory is midzy cant be 3a pickaxe girl cause she doesnt know how to do tob so she cant have a zuk helm
playing on the chud world (488)
>jagex straight up made monkey room worse
ok thanks
they should delete the australian servers and create a great firewall to keep them out moot was right about them
incredible theory great work keep it up
ive been saying 3a pickaxe girl isnt midzy you fool
its midzy shes just using the transmog plugin
does anyone want to start a gim with me
in these kinds of mysteries its always the person youd least expect... meriipu
monkey room just needs to be replaced with something different atp
my theory is that 3rd age pickaxe girl is 142 iq girl but shes not responsible for most of the 142 iq posts anymore
>>528828494ill consider it but whats your current rsn
im 142 iq girl and
a) i was being genuine and
b) i am not at all the one who is spamming it
didnt the 142 iq girl decline to show her bank i dont think its the 3a pickaxe girl
i just figured its statistically improbable for two people that annoying to be in such a small community at the same time
i used to have a crush on the bon appetit test kitchen dessert lady but shes kinda walled now
i find the plarper and the d3k poster far more annoying personally
i dont know girl there are a ton of incredibly obnoxious people here
but theyre both annoying in the exact same way its uncanny
>>528828123if u were really brazilian ud know that us west usually has better ping
sad!
wow im just a complete fucking retard who is unable to read the number next to each world on the runescape list. thank you so fucking much for letting me know
she is not walled you psycho shes more beautiful than ever
i have two 3rd age pickaxes and im not that annoying you attribute posts that arent from me with me desu it seems like you attribute any post you deem to be annoying with me maybe if i made only guam posts youd find those funny thats probably right up your alley
look shes being annoying again
she is she looks like a grandma now
personally i have 3 3rd age pickaxes
im experiencing nicotine withdrawal symptoms can someone talk me through it
the girls are saying the huey wand is the new bis at mithril dragons
i have a lot of black pickaxes
i want one just to blow through metal dragons tasks in 3 ticks
sorry to be annoying but the girls should check their math
>>528829846not updated yet
wow your so smart you beasted on girl math
they made the shadow nigh impossible to get now so the wand is basically bis
you're*
americans are so bad at basic english
woah you must be from jupiter
sis hasnt read the osg bit guidelines for q2 2025
d3k stumbling home drunk sweaty and horny then raping me into oblivion
i shouldnt have to carry a dictionary with me when browsing osg but here we are im not the one using obscure words extracted from the bible
more like into obsidian lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0o4LYgTdzc
@d333cay
isnt she a little old for bladee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGjFbQH4w8U
we couldve had this with project zanaris but jagex had to shut it down
we could have had lots of cool skins with project zanaris too
just achieved combat if you even care to know what im up to
so basically nagua sounds like nigger which is a shortened form of nigger which yt crakkkas arent allowed to say and konar isnt a Black Sista so she should be killed
more proof red aura uim is a chud
if she were a chud she wouldnt be asking if anyone could say it
konar looks pretty black to me
>>528831670have you ever tried pilk
>>528832280she is black though
konar is just mod gee but in gielinor and sorry to say but mod gee doesnt have a pass
my jungle fever is flaring up again
>>528832609is that one of them troon folx mod north fired?
gee the most beautiful woman in britannia
but not as beautiful as nerissa
nerissa is from fargo dontcha know
Decided to send a few Muspah kills with the new elemental update and really enjoying the twinflame staff on his melee phase. Within 4 attacks he had typically phased back and there were even a few times I phased him on one hit!
I had previously slogged through 100 bowfa only kills (no defense reducing spec weapon) and probably averaged around 4-4:30 min kill times. That's down to a consistent 3-3:30 now bringing a mid tier mage switch (blue moon, torm, no occult).
I previously tried swamp trident but felt it wasn't worth the hassle. Definitely worth bringing a mage switch now though, check it out!
>>528832985dont care + didnt ask + youre a cheeser
mod gee must be approaching hag years
>>528833043wtf is wrong with you that was so mean why would you say that
acting like a girl on osg cracked my egg now im actually a girl lol
my bowfa only pb is 2:30 wtf 4-4:30 kills
>>528833231im a femboy for hire but id never go by she/her outside the bedroom
my toon is type b but his pronouns are he/him just like irl
1. Shifty: The Land of Make Believe Adam Curtis
shifty is kind of a flop and thats coming from someone who enjoyed traumazone
well thanks for ruining it for me i just started it
who are the niggers are gillnopire
uh karamjans obviously are you fucking stupid you dumb nigger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec7ELzZEIMo
karamjans are indonesians you fucking retard
>>528833910my boyhusband i miss him so much what do you think hes eating rn
muspah idiot are you even reading the thread
234 tormented gorilla kills and only 1 claw
odablock L moment
anyone else bald irl or just me?
>>528833910his face makes me think of the guy from this but ugly
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dYEqn45YmZU
my hair is really thick and voluminous
i dont normally like bald guys but tastylife does things to me
if i ever went bald id get one of those fancy wigs
yeah its just you i still have a full head of hair at the advanced age of 20
i dont like that there are alphas posting here
i dont look like that guy i have a big lumberjack beard. im definitely in the "otis the cow" category for any knowers who know
i am a nubile 29 years old
>>528829810yes what is your question
im a cute femboy (23yo) with long silk smooth hair and im looking for a strong man to dominate me
the gays here are so thirsty its not very demure
im more of a pip the mouse
Yo I'm dropping a giant fucking turd rn
>>528835651yeah i just read it
Just swinging my granite maul.
we should talk about the civilisations living in antarctica and beyond the ice wall
Where in Gielinor is Antarctica?
Are penguins in the north or south pole?
>>528834965will you teach me cox
I don't teach twinks to do cox, come back with some body hair and mass.
>>528836913ugly fat unkept degen yuck stinky
I'm 150kg is that enough mass?
What could a twink offer me?
>>528836681idk how to do cox sorry I got hard carried all of my kc
>>528837332just like jhnd
Body hair is a hard requirement at that level of mass, so it depends.
youre fat gay and disgusting im skinny gay and cute
holy shitballs he beat zuk
there goes the neighborhood
all skinny gay cute twinks i know love being dominated by strong manly hairy men which leads me to believe you are agp troon
I'm not that fat, and my skincare routine is extensive, and I'm gay also
im fat and hairy but not gay personally
theres nothing gay about getting dominated by a man every man has the desire in him im just acting on it
now if i were attracted to men thatd be gay but im not so
theres no shot thats shenky
whats a good way to get crystal tool seeds if you dont have any friends and are terrified of people
>>528838679do they talk about us in the thread in the chud cc
wow that chat makes the plarper look tame
roggy is such a freaking creep
>>528838819take your meds
roggy solicited nudes from me
>>528838679erm what the spruce
now i want to see what its like in 4clan i bet its similarly depraved but in a different way
im the desperado monkey of osg
why dont you guest and find out
i dont want to be put on a list for joining that cc
i will never understand the obsession osg and 4clan has with feces
did you girls see that video from the gliderport
>>528839349now we know who is coming here to post those catchphrases
reputations beget interpretations
uhh do you understand this??? *plarps in hand and rubs it all over ur nose and lips*
well she wasnt asking you so
Well maybe I like to be included in the conversation.
do you guys also do the invisa vengi animation inreal life when you activate it?
well well well if it isnt butt in barry butting in where shes not welcome
>>528829905should let kdot know
no but i do yell v-v-v-vengeen every time to the chagrin of my poor mother who has to wake up at 3 in the morning to the sound of her autistic son losing money in the wilderness
>>528839913is that you bossman jack
ok chat there was no rando stream today so I will turtleshuffle into bed
Please don't start calling me names, I'm hyper sensitive. I didn't see the video
blind bazza
the video isnt the only thing you cant see
its a heartbreaking video of you have any humanity thats why the question was for the girls because they have empathy
i didnt see the video and i dont know what youre talking about but my heart is fragile one more prepot and it might shatter
im a girl but i have low empathy
just saying if i were a girl and someone asked me for proof id post pussy 10/10 times
Another day another clog.
ive seen what this thread does to girls who post lewds no thank you
im a femboy too maybe we can play runey together im just cooking anglers rn
thats like when fruity niggas say theyd let their boys hit if they were female nigga you got a butt
ok well prove that you are not
i just died on 56 to lag/packet loss. was 1t alternating against a mage/blob and my game froze then it unfroze and i was dead
cool
>>528840958holy smokes he added another plugin
did he just call it packet loss
>>528841589tick loss whatever the fuck you want to call it, nothing was updating i could click the prayers on and off but nothing happened and the mobs stopped shooting then i died when it came back
red aura uim how do u make your drops look like poe thats epic
when he cant kill zuk its because he was unlucky with hits when he dies in waves its packet loss
my firewall discards random packets to make me avoid unlucky ticks
does anyone get dsp vibes when he blames the game
>>528841763you are so stupid, this has never happened before, literally never once seen it freeze like that and then update all at once
>>528841838close ยตtorrent
>>528840958hello are you ignoreing me please respond to my inquiry
>>528832527
ntf (not that fag) but i use qbittorrent
I use rutorrent on my seedbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSTO26au2z4
me working on ruining a potential world record zuk speedrun
i use transmission on my seedbox
i torrent raw on my macbook no vpn seed leaking striaght out of my regular box
what's good my bwanas hahahaha
i only got a seedbox because my situationship thinks disney will send a hitsquad otherwise id be doing it raw too
so hold up. some new weirdo that prioritizes internet "friends" over his children wanted admin privileges and convinced two dozen other literal who's to join his new clan with the promise of
>no cc reporters
>no nazi moderation
and then that owner was exposed as a cc reporter himself within the first week? and they've had multiple issues with other cc reporters already? and a bunch of people have been kicked for arbitrary schizo reasons? and meanwhile every single one of them keeps guesting in osg without ever getting kicked despite spamming the chat with lame shit? man, when you put it down on paper - or rather, type it out in your little post form - it sure sounds retarded.
>>528842327https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Seed_box
literally no one cares plus that happened a month ago plus no one cares
seedbox feels like trolling at most content i dont even use 1 inv slot for seeds most trips
>>528842581holy fricken crap lois im fricken rich
its not trolling if you plan on picking up any seeds
im always trolling haha probleme?
im an iron i pick up seeds but a lot of bosses drop them pretty rarely or they only drop 1 or 2 kinds and you only end up using one slot per trip anyway slayer is different i guess
thats not what trolling means anymore
>>528843164wanna be ironfriends
i cant figure out how to get behind the warriors gate frick it ill get my cape tomorrow
>seeds float on water
>wait for rain
>cover yourself in seeds
wait why is my text green i feel pukey
ill be ironfriends with you
its a botanical green not a pukey green
im open to making new ironfriends right now depending on rsn
are there any blacklisted iron rsns i cant think of any
my rsn is gay but why does that matter
rsn milkzy is also blacklisted due to her link with rsn kn0wst
actually seeds sink I saw it in a bugs life during the opening scene
bros i made it to total 1500 on my first account as an hcim before dying, now i kinda want to start over again, wat do
it porbably depends on the kind of seed
700 kc no yoshi vestige...
What's the point of construction? i can just use runes to teleport and ferox enclave to restore hp
how many times do i have to tell you its not her
do people with giant key collections just get to do a mass opening now like verf when he gets there he has like thousands of keys
>>528844663i think you have to kill the boss once per opening its funky
>>528844032what does the mario item do
Anyone want 288 shark lures? Meet me at east varrock bank w 422.
anyone want a godsword shard 1? meet me at west varrock bank basement w327
>>528844032What the fuck is this shit
anyone want a twisted scythe? meet me
i like doing content to fill out my clog it makes me feel good when the pop up happens
i want to copulate with d333cay lol
i feel like ive been at brimhaven trying to get my hook forever and im only at 600 vouchers
now i miss rsn shortys again gjg
i was vcing with my rsbf (temporary) and his paranoia devolved our conversation into him subtly accusing me of stalking him and he asked to see my browser history on the spot in call but luckily for me (unlucky for him) i had enough foresight to delete all my searches on him before we called
and yes i used incognito a fair bit but you need an account for x and instagram
mod kieren looks like hes been laying off the pies
zombie pirates and elder chaos druids are genuinely awful to do you cant find anything on the ground theres so much loot that would be worth picking up if the volume wasnt so overwhelming
its up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzxRWeTXEYU
imagine if pirate software played runescape lol
rs3 is the better game so i expect osrs to die if they actually go through with what theyre proposing
another w for piratesoftware and the low iq babys just cant handle it
theyll probably sponsor youtubers to promote rs3
omg what if rissa starts playing rs3 she would never do that to us right
i wouldnt put it past her
me and my rsso stalk each other as a form of pair bonding its natural for our species
>>528838762just hop random worlds and find people doing zalcano or solo
i thiknk i will do my easy clue scroll
no one wants to be my ironfriend :(
>>528849249i will be your ironfriend whats your rsn
Yugioh Player Pays $1000 for 1 card?!
my easy casket contained 7x nature runes and 38x earth runes
wow thats amazing i havent done any easy clues because im a f2p uim skiller and we dont have easy clues
i feel like you could do an easy clue if you really set your mind to it
damn what do you have bitch
>>528849293whats the point...youre just gonna say im gross or something and ghost me...
okay be like that then jesus christ
heres a beginner clue nobody cares about f2p
im not being like anything...and im not jesus christ...
well thats not really true i dont care about f2p (ad mode) but i do care about f2p uim skiller (runescapes greatest challenge, a restriction only attempted by the most daring and skilful and beautiful of players)
im going to fucking kill the kwamer for making her feel ashamed of her rsn im so mad
she sgould never have to feel ashamed of anything shes our best poster i would die forher
i die every time i read her posts
i feel upset that that girl doesnt wanna be ironfriends with me after she specifically asked for ironfriends is there somethign wrong with me this is the second time ive been rejected this week
if it makes you feel better she asked me first and i rejected her
that doesnt make me feel better
i didnt ask you anything...bitch...
my blood shard just dropped today so id really prefer if you stopped callign everyone a bitch and start being nice or else im going to actually cry i just cant handle it today
my wigger jay williams need to come back
you cant even get any friends whos the real idiot here
yeah why are you coming in here pretending like you wanna be friends with us and then being so mean its so mean
i wasnt being mean...you started it...
you girls are really pissing me off tonight
@sirpugger are you here you need to look into the wildy slayer cave green dragon bots
shut up shut up i hate you
whatever...i just wanted an ironfriend...
>>528852080you say that every night
im going to kill myself im serious
my grandfather is in the hospital
my grandfather is a clock
this is a girls thread thats not a girls name
it is if you saw it jewishly
what about michael and john
you mean mikayla and joan
michael is the papa of all the girls and john fag is an unwanted intruder
i wish i could be there to see the look on your face when you figure it out
figure out what that youre annoying and stupid?
weve seen the discord logs johnny boy
>>528853238with mike? what could that possibly tell you
i feel even if they get rid of mtx now in rs3 the damage is done....and eoc is shit....also necromany is still op as fuck
its not our job to psychoanalyse you fucking freak go to a therapist
i cant afford a therapist im raw doggin it
id bring it up on your priorities you could probably get away with cutting down your grocery bill fatty
>>528853576you legit have mental problems i feel bad
what is happening right now whos fighting why
that shi look like the battle pass
just logged in gonna steal some valuables cheeky little pic of the stacks as they currently stand #stackposting #stackupdate
i wish i was stacked up in your inventory
During Monkey Madness I, the monkey child asks for 20 bananas in exchange for a monkey talisman, but the player only has to give him 4-10 because he can't count.
lol menokey stupid retard
listening: erotic roleplay audios
doing: slayer
doing: erotic roleplay
listening: slayer
if you think about the drop you wont get it
listening: myself crying
doing: crying
im always thinking about the drop. yeah, im a dubstep fan
>>528854553obligatory lol
i never think im retarded
*in keamstar's voice* these kraken NIGGERS won't drop me a tentacle
another vanilla coke down the hatch
i quite often think im retarded i cant really spell basic words
today i found out that i am 0/3 for the vestige with 1.1k vardorvis kc yay
>revenant bots now how pker bots that come within 30 seconds if you try to take rev bots spot
thank you private equity capitalism truly breeds innovation
im going to get a chocolate milk from the vending machine
Do u think they'll nerf ToA more or should I be safe to try to get my rune pouch extension?
>>528838762zalcano
i used to crash bots and leech off them
>>528854851i mean they buffed monkey room today
>>528846108>she doesnt have different browser profiles for different... activitiesamateur hour
as for me i have a thinkpad and specially configured distro for those activities
^_^
#stackposting #stackupdate
i just use my regular browser i dont really care
oh my days look at her stack
just got rejected by a type b irl and now im crying
sometimes i want to start a f2p uim because it looks like a comfy side project but then i remember that its too late
i have a f2p uim i could play if i want to i just dont want to
can u have sex with female monkey useing monkey greegree ?
nigger kraken didnt even drop me anything this kill
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1lkmyq8/cox_loot_is_atrocious_now/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
do they even play test updates
idk why are you asking me
theyre literally listed as a nerf stop crying and go train farming stupid pvm baby doesnt even know how to skill
Vardorvis is now ~1m more per hour than cox (according to the wiki) which frankly is pathetic. Hell, solo 540 toa is now the best money making in the game
noooo i cant believe a raid where 88% of the expected value is from uniques feels bad when you dont get the uniques say it isnt so i cant believe it
does anyone know where mining amethyst ranks on the money making scale im level 99 mining if that matters
>>528858097Toa was best money even before
as an iron, idrc because all the drops are useable. 32 irit seeds is just as good as a unique in my eyes. sucks to be a main where everything is just about gp/hr LOL.
>>528858097and about 30% of the value from that is from an axe piece that has no value until you get 3 others
>>528858281Exactly this. Bondies get mad when they don't get 1b+ items
ok so just get the 3 others wow amazing
thats the nice thing about amethyst is that the dart tips are worth valuable coins even before you attach feathers to them unlike that axe piece which is worthless
i get mad for a lot of reasons its not always about items
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
dart tips arent the only tips im focused on in the amethyst mines
noooooo dont give me seeds you want me a pvmer to plant a seed thats for bots
wish i was planting some seeds rn fr
i fuc- sorry i fricking need some seed in my patch rn fr
*gong sound* MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
ogre chatheads look like members of a biker gang
but we don't have bikes in runescape
thats not true theres a stationary bike at uhh blast furnace or similar
shao khan's voice in the OG mortal kombat always spooked me as a kid
my 200k amethyst dart tips that i made for 99 fletching finally sold after over a year of sitting in the ge thanks to that post for reminding me to check the price and log in to claim a smidge of dopamine
200k is a lot its not as many as 221k but its a good start
ooh that reminds me i need to buy more broad bolts for my amethyst bolt tips
is there any content in the game as bad as mm2? i think its unironically the worst piece of content int he game
i dont particularly enjoy the slayer skill
i love playing slayer with my slayer partner but i dont like playing it alone
idk bitch do i look like the wiki
am i the only one itt who loves sosa
d3k can we please have normal sex tonight no get in the husky plushy
am i the only one itt that hates being sober
im straight edge and would never do anything like that
the d3k poster is worse than john dad worse than 100 john dads
i know im the only one itt thats gone off molly water
if there are 1000 john dads i am one of them, if there are 10 john dads i am one one of them, if there are no more john dads then i am no longer here anymore
can you not use scary muslamic words the jews are tiiired
super duper stupid fletchy my bolts super duper ammy
A History of Horror in GTA
theres a super scary mission in gta liberty city stories with a chainsaw on a boat or in a warehouse please @ me if that comes up in your video
listening to black eyed peas
doing a funny little anime dance
not listening to anything at the moment personally
im doing that disco dance move where they alternate pointing into the air with each hand yknow the one
i only know how to dougie and crank that like soulja boy
pickitup pickitup pickitup
i'd start playing rs3 with the removal of MTX and the graphics goes back to being more grounded and not over-designed slop
id start having sex with guys if they grew boobys and vegina
>>528863810lots of girls in this thread got that via surgery
do they keep their willy in that scenario
>>528864254not exactly....
The elemental weakness update is too weak 35% will never make magic useful.
i watched the minecraft movie with my pa
ive never watched a movie with my dad or anything really
my dad is the reason im a terminally online faggot now
>>528841808okay nice thanks for introducing this to us and what kind of stuff can you do with this?
its weird how many rsn isnt even mentioned anymore
personally i have a tummy so i can ignore all elemental weakness updates
okay dickheads listen up
st0ck simp here to explain a thing or 2
there was a ban wave a few days ago!
they targeted off-topic information so lots of us were banned.
I was unbanned 1 hr ago.
The other simps will also be back soon.
We can return to normality thank God.
this 2% jew tax is really pissing me off
oh so thats why the thread has been decent
omg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChEkbiBzILc
>>528865783chat is this real? @grok is this real?
just watched kpop demon hunters for the second time if anyone cares
my situationship wont watch it with me
>>528865783okay that's a banger
>>528865778Rude!!!!!!! so rude ! >:(
im in my poh bed and a level 2 spider was crawling up my up arm and i panic swiped it away but I didnt kill it then shortly after i felt it again on my leg and i squished it but i dont know if it was the same one or if there is araxyte multi spot under my bed
earlier this year a spider crawled on my face in my poh bed and i smacked myself so hard in the face in a state of panic that i was surprised i didnt break my nose
died to a random lag spike at the start of the hunleff fight im going to rip my face off
ive gotten around that by being too lazy to do cg lately personally
im only doing 1 run per hour or 2 because i spend more time trying to find something to watch during prep
>>528868081anime is really fun to watch while playing runescape try watching naruto its good and complex
>>528868691yooooo that goes hard, can I save that?
>>528868691ive already seen naruto and pretty much every other non obscure highly rated anime and i wouldnt really be able to pay attention to it because prep isnt completely brainless
>>528868691why does sasskay look like that
>>528869156no, get your own
starting to think you just say runedle in 3 every time even if you dont
no she got it in 3 i saw it
odascape is super addicting ngl
my syntax analyzer is telling a very interesting story...
no its not schizo take your meds
*braps directly ur in mouth*
I wonder what st0ck is up to ^_^
taking st0ck of his pathetic ass life and wondering what it was that set him down this path to damnation
>>528872029you don't need to be so negative ... if you have something mean to say then don't say it at all!
st0ck was just as annoying as john dad and you only liked him because he showed his ass
>>528872093shut up bitch *blows smoke in ur face*
if we are really good to him we can all enjoy runey and st0ck at the same time so everyone be chill and we all win in the end from this
if jhnd posted his hairy musty shit crusted hole, youd be all over him
I don't even feel anything killing this thing. Pet or no pet I'm dead set on throwing in the towel at 7000. One upside to this is that it gives me a reason to never make an iron. Death to Cerberus.
personally speaking? I wouldn't give up.
On account of not being a pussy ass biatch
Are you being serious or just trolling. I'm very suspectible to group pressure. Tell me to continue, and I will.
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1lk31rb/just_lost_my_hc_at_warden/
most intelligent ironman
If I haven't got it by 9999 kc, I'll be coming for that sweet ass of yours.
as a clogger you can't give up or you're account will be banned
im a f2p uim so i dont have access to toa, cerberus, or pets.
just got 2 hespori seeds from mahogany patches #seedupdate
>>528872836what do you think of this?
(ironman btw)
>>528874913coloured "person" privilege in action right here
>>528875964dw only 2000 more kc
>>528875964bro you ripped out the doges tongue?? bit excessive dont you think??
free bleeding in a wealthy citizens house
it smells funny in here...
so is everyone participating in big bush summer
jarvis is the sailing alpha any good
Finally, 2200 total level.
>>528882389nut bladder did you see the discord messages theyre calling you retarded :<
Dear Jagex,
Get rid of the new monster examine. Theres this thing called the wiki and a group of people called fucking nerds who will sort that shit out for us. Stop fucking with the spell book pre-high alch
Thanks
old school runescape sailing skill
fucking peasants and their high alch, its worse when teles are moved
Did you know? You can note produce by using it on the Tool Leprechaun.
d3 will you let me hit next runefest?
has anyone tried the new huey
shes one sided poly thats how wormbf wants it
does anyone want to play the sailing beta with me
not really sorry i have important things to do
well im sorry i wasted your fucking time then
im waiting for the sailing gamma
i reject you kindly and this is the treatment i get fuck you too
i dont understand why yagex made a giant spreadsheet with the exact changes they planned on making and then ignored it and did whatever tf they wanted
the girls are saying you dont get any herbs from cox anymore its all seeds which if true i think is more likely to be a bug than anything else
it wasnt on the spreadsheet but the blog said a slight increase in monkey health and its more like several times more monkey health
PSA: We've deployed a hotfix for a bug where all herbs were replaced with seeds at COX. Now, 33% of herbs will drop as seeds (down from 50%, following feedback). Additionally, the number of seeds received except for Ranarr, Snapdragon and Torstol have been lowered further.
ill do a cox and report my findings
Just a heads up - there is a pker named "child boobs" at calvarion right now. Child abuse is no joke and we should report this person's name.
>>528891438he hopping around 1750-1500 worlds
file
md5: 5c49ab8875317a843caecb8199828090
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torstol seeds arent so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM
ive not used any of my irons torstols idk if i should be making scb antivenom extended or super antifire or what ratio to make
Is this a Fantastic Four reference?
i dont get the reference but a lot of cas are references to something so if you think so then probably
the purple clue guy says very sus things sometimes
>>528892169dont care + didnt ask + youre a cheeser + youre a loser + stop sighing
>>528894471stop being mean to my friend!!!!!!!!
do you have to be on the official discord now to get news about the game im used to checking plebbit but jmods rarely post there anymore and the memes make me want to vomit
There is a max cheeser with a dragon defender here.
you need more user interface elements on your screen
i used to think youre my friends, but that couldnt have been further from the truth
why would you buy inq mace before avernic can someone calc that
sure
jarvis be a doll and calc that for me
nvm the mace, which weapon is she using in the pic
This man sets up a cannon next to your, what do?
finna take a massive jaytroonie ya smell me
good morning jaycutie good morning st0ck good morning etna rock good morning meriipu and good morning to osg also i have a question for either st0ck or red aura uim
how did that guys inferno run go?
The Town of Silent Poison (Documentary) - How Picher, OK Became the Most Toxic Town in America
bluds got the dragon halbert omg i cant XDDDD lmaooooooo
good morning, i'm exceptionally unlucky at araxxor and ended my task with this c-log
i recorded a vocaroo of me screaming at the top of my lungs after i got my 3rd head but i don't think i'm gonna post it bc it's actually ear rape =v=
i got a new araxxor task that will get me to 94 slayer and hopefully i'll be luckier
also there's nothing wrong with doing your tasks with a dragon halberd i did that for a long time as well when i was starting out bc i was obsessed with 2h weapons
YOU ARE NOT """EXCEPTIONALLY UNLUCKY"""
THERE IS A 1 OUT OF 150 OF GETTING A UNIQUE PER KILL
YOU HAVE ONLY 236 KC
I HATE YOU!
i consider myself unlucky for hitting 1/250 3 times and hitting 1/150 0 times in over 200kc, which is not technically rational bc they're seperate tables, but it makes me feel bad still, thanks, i love you
>>528898096beast and true
dont forget to join the offical /osg/ osrs clan!!
just search "osg" in the clan hub
dumb fuck jannies stop deleting my post.
looking to buy a maxed iron
https://files.catbox.moe/dzohmz.mp4
good morning
>>528893703could also be a nigel thornberry reference
This slayer task is #blessed
im sure the person that asked will be happy to know that
i did thats one of my fps right there
i didnt ask but i love all blogposting
you guys need to get a job
i tried no one will hire me
im taking 2 community classes a semester to appease momberg but im not cut out for that kind of life
im the smartest poster itt and i play runescape all day
i have never even once seen you post anything smart you stupid bitch
go to spindel
crash bot
get 1.5 kills
pker attacks
escape and regear
bot took world in that 20 second interval, .5 kc wasted
repeat for 40kc
its not even peak hours wtf is going on today
vw cheaper than claws sad to see
they said a ban spree was coming about a week ago but none of my reports have been actioned and ive reported at basically every hotspot in the wildy in the past month
i wish that i could be like the cool kids
I was looking at some old news posts and found this from 2007 lol
>>528903409This would be so great. Imagine once a month 5 goldbuyers get permabanned and their details posted in a blog. It might actually get some of the cheaters to buy bonds instead of funding the destruction of the game.
bdo used to do that every update there would be a wall of shame at the top of the patch notes listing names of people banned that week and for what
dark and darker just died
common korean mmo L
>>528903783I would enjoy that. But I was laughing more at the 1200 total level in 140days in game. It was such a different experience back then
how many tries was it since i started again? 5 tries? to jad
there is nowhere on his screen you can look that hasnt been bogged by plugins its amazing
Do you really need marked tiles telling you to stay with the shield?
>>528905356i died to it my 2nd time so i made a reminder
the prayer reordering really gets me going
not probably, definitely. youre not good enough to do it
if you are nice to jhnd and say jhnd w he will be more likely to get his infernal cape! so remember to be nice!!
will he leave after he gets his cape
no he going to spend 8 months on colo
maybe we don't know!!! he's never gotten his cape so we don't know how he'll react! it'll be super new so like try it ! jhnd w !
i thought his whole motivation was to beat his friend to inferno to prove the game is easy or something like that why do colo after please dont do colo
d3k drove an industrial steamroller over it
bro either post your victory or post your death fuck off with this obnoxious spam
oh sorry i forgot we dont post about the game here
sis seriously asked jhnd to not be obnoxious
no keep taking screenshots
we need the whole threadkiller team to assemble wheres st0ck 142 iq 3rd age pickaxe and the kwuarmer
st0ck didnt mean anything by it and he was quite upset in vc over people being mean to him so thats why he hasnt been posting and i think we should try to be nice
yes yes he cant help being an obnoxious thread destroyer neither can any of them
>>528906848>didnt mention d3kgm shortys
hey red aura weam im a weam too wanna be friends
>>528907119she retired from the team
How do you calculate the average number of kills for all drops?
Let's say a monster has a 1/300 drop and a 1/200 drop.
Is it like, 300 kills average cause that's the rarest one, or 500 cause that's just the addition of both, or something else?
we could guest in 4clan and ask the people in the 4chan clan to visit this thread for the first time in their lives they could kill it real quick with their "humor"
lmfao i accidentally clicked my prayer off after clicking a restore
>>528906664this post kept repeating in my head. is that autism?
happy i made it to triples again
>>528907262uh you just add the fractions so 1/300 + 1/200 = 2/500 = 1/250 = 250 kills on average to get both drops
J's are funny sometimes, based ethan suing
*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*
>>528907262do you mean the number of kills before you are 50% likely to have all drops
or the expected number of kills for a player who has all drops
>>528907262it isnt a simple thing to calculate
>>528907561No I don't want this 50% bullshit, I want the par.
If 1/300 is the par for one drop, so the par for two separate drops together.
I died to single jad wave once in the inferno
i am currently above the droprate at 5 separate pieces of content im working on and each one was added to my to do list as like a "hey lets go do this really quick maybe youll have some luck there"
i had a delectable BBC this morn personally
>>528907809it wasnt single jad tho it was triples after i had already killed one lol this is only the 2nd time ive ever died to triples
claude is it smart to be taking screenshots and chatting during a difficult encounter in osrs
>>528907741what do you mean by par mathematically
do you mean the expected number of drops being 1 after doing 300kc at 1/300?
if so you just do the max droprate in kc unless it is something goofy like dt2 progressive drops
not at all in fact its really stupid
>>528908920it would probably be safer to simulate it though incase I made one of my forgot to divide by 100 brainfarts again
yous a like like fly without the letter f
>>528908920Ok so what would it be for a boss with a 1/300 drop and a 1/200 drop?
i hate these things i'm falling asleep over here give me the drop
im the skepta of osg yeah uh thats not me yeah yeah
>>528909726300
you can expect 300*(1/300) and 300*(1/200) of each drop after 300 kc since the drops are independent
im the a$ap rocky of osg and merri my rihanna
>>528903409j*** d** on the bottom
>>528909898Oh ok thanks so basically I'm unlucky as shit.
I cant really intuitively tell you what it means that your expected number of drops is 1 my brainfrog is acting up too much for that but it involves like an integral or average over some probability or sample space or something like that
>>528907262https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coupon_collector%27s_problem
if i expect to get a rune sword instead of tassets does that lower my drop rate
idk do you know any mocumentary movies i can watch?
Could you see a vw rework happening? The content is botted as bad as revs but vw has uses outside of the wild. The price has plummeted, real players struggle to access the content, and Jagex can't keep up with the bots. Personally I'd be in favor of making it pvp only or moving it out of the wilderness with much higher requirements.
idk, we only talk about dicks and pussy here
im struggling getting my zulrah kill for the diary. is there a learning curve or am i just bad?
john ill do the cape for you if you let me keep the tbow afterwards how about it shoot me a pm rsn midzy and you can stop embarrassing yourself
>>528912525there is a learning curve especially with bad gear you should try doing it mage only
>>528912532what is embarrassing about learning the most unforgiving content in the game
the most unforgiving content in the game is when you violate the d3cord and they hire gscord to follow you around ruining your experience
hello all can is and fap still around need to talk to him
how do we feel about the toa changes
>>528912995great for a shitter like me
aint no one tryna playing sailing bitch ass nigger
>>528912995i wish theyd done something about defense
>>528911037whoa this is tricky when you have a brain frog
>most unforgiving content in the game
try again
>>528913568>barbarian assault>hard
people there are rating cg higher than inferno lol
oh did the maths phd make it
>>528913568For me, every boss is a 10 in difficulty.
I assume the image means zuk and not the waves
for me every threadgirl is a 10
haha remember when i said i was unlucky earlier :> my bad
>>528914643you are a bully you dont deserve nice items
>>528914819the game disagrees, when do i bully people anyways
I think inferno will be impossible for me with 200 ping.
why are the sailing beta worlds so dead
*in LTG's voice* mod north ban that nigger sailing out my game
hope mod north puts sailing to another poll before adding it
im not a beta so i cant join those worlds
do we keep our progress from the beeter do we get anything special for being guinea pigs
i think the idea is you report problems and jagex fixes them before release but nothing i report ever gets actioned
me ive gotten a couple messages saying successful hinkle seemingly only for mutes
>>528822354 (OP)I had an idea for an endgame upgrade for the Magus Ring and ancient magic
>Ancient Arcane symbol >when used on a Magus Ring, creates arcanus ring>arcanus ring imbues ancient spells with elemental energy>each spell has two elemental attributes but only 50% for each element>blood spells now has water and earth elemental (because iron in blood) at 50% each>ice spells now have wind and water damage at 50% each>smoke spells now have fire and air damage at 50% each>this means if you're fighting a monster with earth damage such as a Mithril dragon which have a 50% earth weakness with the ring on and using blood spells which have a 50% earth damage, you would do 50% of it's 50% elemental damage, or an extra 25% damage >this use case could be comboed with things like tomb of fire, tempest books, dragon or demon bane weapons so that you can dish out some elemental damage to monsters without making standard spells useless>this would make something such as blood barraging mithril dragons with a dragon wand more rewarding, as well as give smoke spells some more use case by giving it the only fire elemental damage of the ancient spells>the ring could also have a slightly higher stat bonus than Magus Ring to make it have a higher usecase than just ancientsThoughts?
Only long things I like are cocks.
i think the whole point of elemental weaknesses is to promote the basic spellbook from being a meme, so i think incorporating elemental weakness into ancients would be bad, sorry, fun idea though
does it make you feel good to post stuff like that
i agree with @6694 sorry but good effort
If monsters have a weakness why don't they have a resistance?
wouldnt a majority of monsters be weak to smoke damage except maybe dragons
there are definitely multiple d3k posters some with more whimsy than others
how much overlap is there between d3 and plarposting?
i dont understand the point of this whole were adding elemental weaknesses but only for flavor dont worry guys you still want to use a charged staff or another combat style if you arent trolling thing
What if you're not a bondie and can't just buy a trident?
this dude is doing moons in full justi
*baraka chop chop blade move*
justi moons has the gnome monkey seal of approval
>>528917778it's optimal i think
you sound like you're jealous of his justi
which mortal kombat should i play
>>528918404really because im lapping him
i thought she was talking about that video desu
tfw too shy to go clog moons before I finish full inq.. someone might screenshot me and post it to /r/slaycringe
Many maxed players have combined their other special capes with the Max Cape. Donโt worry โ youโll be able to get your Infernal (or Fire) Capes back, even if you lose the Max Cape that goes with them. When Sailing launches, youโll be able to dismantle any Max Cape variant to get the component pieces back!
whats stopping them from getting 99 sailing before doing any more combat
i heard the faster high level methods wont be in on release i hope thats not the case
wtf jagex forcing maxed chuds to regain their capes at 25k xp/h
reddit was complaining that its going to cost 2m for each fire max cape they dismantle