Thread 528844640

Kill all runetumors edition

>News
Chest Event (Opulent Rose Queen rewards)
https://shadowverse-wb.com/en/news/detail/?id=01JW57BBMMWNZ2EPKSTR3B071J

>First Card Set: Legends Rise
https://youtu.be/FivirUEsdus
https://shadowverse-wb.com/en/cards/pack/legends-rise/

>Gacha Leaders: Daria, Albert, Cerberus, Orchis
https://youtu.be/RaYi2z5_wWw
https://youtu.be/HrrMWCtphAw
https://youtu.be/Q1zMKWRuBvA
https://youtu.be/6v2HeJ8aFig

>Worlds Beyond Trailer
https://youtu.be/prCyDNLsiTI
https://shadowverse-wb.com/en/

Resource Guide (decks, tier lists, guilds):
https://rentry.org/svg-resources

Official deck portal
https://shadowverse-wb.com/en/deck/

Shadowverse Anime
https://anime.shadowverse.jp

Shadowverse Evolve TCG
https://en.shadowverse-evolve.com/

/svg/'s card & leader database and deckbuilder (classic)
https://svgdb.me/

Previous: >>528822386

more like /swg/ swordcraft whining general

The gold chest mine circa 1944

Havensisters, how are we doing this evening? Blowing up tons of cum chalices I presume?

She is a fucking good legend and probably worth talking for a nerf but since she is in abyss no one care

I ran up to my 21488 crush then ran away, I was so nervous!!

I should've rerolled.

>>528844798
gonna laugh my ass off if cerb gets nerfed and portal gets a slap on the wrist

the best part about losing to puppet if they dont have the second orchis is because i already accepted my fate
so i get to play these extra turns stress free not caring if i win or lose

>Back in Ruby
I'm too stupid for Forest bros.

Based OP

Anyone have any luck with Dirt aside from as Sagelight splash in boost? I'm not looking forward to waiting until Set 2 only to get no leggo and uninstall.
>>528844852
>didn't realize how bad it really was
>linked my old SV account, so kinda don't want to reroll
>plus the honeymoon stuff will probably end soon if I do reroll

>>528844793
Forgor picture

How do I earn GRP?

Which visage is the best?

>>528844959
just survive till you have the otk

>queue for ranked
>opponent just sits there: menacingly
>he passes until defeat
Is the gentleman's chest meta? Pass until you get a chest

>>528844982
What does she give?

>>528845009
Cerb.

It's that time again. Open a stopwatch before opening this image. How fast can you calculate lethal?

>>528845009
I got lots of mad comments about the dreizehn one.

>>528839165
>veteran alchemist
>karl, pious instructor
>disciple of truth
>truth abjudication
>machina rune in general
>forbidden darkmage
>runie, resolute diviner
>adamantine golem
>fif, prodigous sorcerer
>pholia, retired sovereign
>guild assembly
>amaryllis, the princess
>pascale, radiant oracle
>mustering melody
>rosy court magician

>>528845009
Gyaru cerb

what's a knockout match

>>528844996
Well there is this bush in shadowverse park. If you go there at night you might meet this old man.

>nerf this
>buff that
Does Shadowverse even do that?

>>528845051
She gives pleasure to my fairies pounding her runesissy holes.

>>528845161
It's where two players try to knock up each other

>>528844794
I threw my huge ruby winstreak so that was sad but otherwise having a grand old time

>>528845191
Yes, but they won't for the 1st set.

>>528845191
Rarely. This meta is also pretty varied at high elo. AA2 diamond has been filled with more than just constant portal/rune.

>watch the stream posted last thread of the top master's guy playing pure puppets
>does nothing for 10 turns and gets otk'd by roach
the deck is dogshit just wait until next set for more puppet support

>Hit diamond
>Get a bunch of RUNE NIGGER matches back to back
>Derank to sapphire
>Mess around with a meme haven deck for a few games
>Go back to main deck after that goes horribly
>MORE RUNE NIGGERS
>and than a Sword player who gets all their shit on curve, then they outgrind me after all I can do is wipe their boards till I can't no more.
>Derank to Ruby
Okay.

Turn 10 cocytus into 2 daria feels so good dealing 20+ damage in one turn.

demoted to Sapphire... I want to fucking kill myself

am I supposed to put both Darkhavens into play?

>>528845185
No jokes I want to earn GRP.

so /svg/ why haven't you quit yet? what keeps you going?

>>528845063
less than a minute
when I saw godwood and carbuncle I knew it was a 12pp roach so it was guaranteed 20+

>>528845202
Hot...

>>528845383
shadoba tanoshii

>portaltard stalls doing nothing but assembling their mech and orchis at 8
>I heal it up with olivia+ceres
>starts stalling even more
>lets me slam my cock on an empty board
>thinks for a minute
>consneeds
I WILL STALL TO THE MAX

Tfw no svbf to tease and edge until he has lethal and then reward him with a big explosion

>>528845292
They just need to buff abyss and haven and they are going to just wait for the next for that

every time I hit ruby I go on a 5 loss streak and demote

>Queue for ranked chests
>Rune
>Rune
>Rune
>Rune
I'd rather be matched with literally anything else in the game than having to deal with all the dshift bullshit

Im gonna kms with abyss decks

>>528845341
haha you're so talented anon aha you really outplayed ihm i'm sure that deck took lots of skill to pilot haha fuck you kys

>>528845326
I also just demoted from a tilt streak. Time to try new deck

>>528845364
Finish dailies and rank up

>>528845564
That is going to be hard. i have a 0% winrrate in ranked.

when are they gonna introduce accelerate

>>528845191
how come all the AI garbage always looks like trash? is it because its all made by pajeets?

>>528844640 (OP)
But the game is telling me to become one...

Is there a solid aggro deck I can build?

>>528845063
is this meant to be hard? it's literally just playing all your 0-1pp costs before cumming all over their face

>>528845606
You get 1 grp if you play out a loss.

>>528845409
those control variants of portal are so bad

>>528845651
can you vial your other Kuons if you get these

>>528845606
Anon, do you need some help? Don't be afraid to ask the thread.

trash mobs go!

>>528845665
Not necessarily, carbuncle is just something not a lot of people are running right now so it's good practice for people to see the line using it.

>>528845652
No, aggro doesn't exist in WB.

>>528845652
Face dragon is a meme, pray for a good aggro deck next month to put these Rune and Portal keks in their place

>>528845326
>>528845554
Deranking means now you can playtest decks with a possibility of winning anon

I legit have no idea how to win against Dragon as Haven.
I can't fully craft my deck but I am referencing net deck stuff.

They always ramp up like crazy and consistent, while also putting down pressure that prevents me from damaging them fast enough while they ramp.
And then It's impossible to control them because they just go to 10 and Coctyus me every time.
I can never push damage like with Rune and I can't control once Coctyus is up and running, or when they've already ramped so much to begin with

i wonder if that anon that wanted my code yesterday is here.........................
dFxNgbZ

>>528845383
ERUFU TANOSHII

SEX WITH FEMALBERT

>>528845729
Yes apparently.
The fully animated ones cannot be liquefied for obvious reasons.

Isn't ranking up (not group) extremely slow? I'm on sapphire but it's so damn slow, I'm barely c1

>>528845680
Pretty much, getting baited by gundam and playing it instead of midrangey decks is such a meme.

>>528845651
Can you get that with a random exchange ticket, or is it from the lucky chest just landing on it?

Kuon is a girl. It came to me in a dream.

>>528845742
I need a deck that is strong so i can win games. My deck build sucks

>deck this
>craft that
fuck that, which stage do you pick?

>>528845982
I want to make Kuon my woman

>>528845982
Kuon is a boy. I came in him in a dream

>>528845912
i'm certain they doubled the point requirement to hit master, from 50k to 100k

>>528846017
Post legendary cards

>>528845846
I am gonna create 20 fresh accounts in an emulator and brick you, buddy.

>>528845535
If you let me get to turn 10 you deserve to lose with how many turns i spend just drawing cards.

>>528845784
>Rune gets good dirt cards for anti-aggro

>>528845790
Your first problem is playing haven.
There is no winning with Haven no one here knows fuck all because no one here plays it.

There is a reason why haven is the lowest played fucking class and it doesn't even come close.

>>528845912
Yes, the ones with 50k-Master are nolifing this game
>>528845982
Its a boy
>>528846019
Random

We need a shota visage

>>528846019
They're all shit.

>>528846019
I like the depressing London street.

>get 150 vials from the special chest

I played 2 hours for this

Why do people complain so much about grea when every deck just boardwipes you in some way each turn at 4 and after if they don't race your face?

pov you just mindbroke a swordcuck

>>528846019
basic

The 5 chest a day thing should be permanent desu. Even hearthstone rewards you some stuff for playing a lot

>>528846019
simple stage because otherwise every 2 seconds the game freezes

>>528846123
but i like haven

>>528846186
Nice, 23 to get a legendary of your choice

>>528846225
Rune draws a lot so they are more likely to have it I guess

>>528846061
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! RUDE!!!

>>528846250
byased, fuck swordsissies

WHY DOES EVERY PORTALNIGGER HAVE ALOUETTE ON CURVE

>>528846019
Risk of rain music one.

>>528846225
homophobia

i don't understand the qutiting thing. so if the opp concedes before i land the finishing blow i dont' get any rewards?

I just won my first ranked game....

I'm sick of this false narrative that ACKSHULLY ABYSSCRAFT DOESN'T SUCK 10 DICKS IN A ROW
Abysscraft is a bad, plain and simple. I don't give a fuck about your winrate where you played against drooling retards and a couple okay matchups. The deck is fucking dogshit. It loses to Sword, it loses to Haven, it loses to Portal, it loses to Rune, it loses to Forest. If your opponent has even a semi functioning brain you should NEVER win these matchups. It has an alright matchup into Dragon and that's it.

>>528846250
I'd normally want you lynched for being a runenigger but swordtards deserve it.

>Open daily pack
>No legendary
>No gold
>Repeat for a week
Pain...

>>528846354
I am joking, stay safe out there.

How much GRP should I contribute to avoid getting kicked? I only play for the dailies/weeklies right now since I don't like the deck I have

>>528846514
I just lost my bald old men virginity in my daily pack

>>528845652
I've been playing aggro abyss, but my list isn't optimized and I'm still in the lower ranks. I guess if you pulled some of the cards you could try it out. I only play double Cerberus because I'm missing cards, but you 100% need Aragavy.

>>528846486
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

INDIA BROS!!!

>>528846380
portalgonist's destiny draw...

You do run Bonemancer in your abyss deck, right?

>>528846474
This is a rng game, abyss can win any game be better and shadoba will love you

>>528846486
>zzz bigger than fgo
what?

I tried the horse game and did not like it. I will stay here for now. You have my attention for one more day until persona 5 2 comes out.

>>528846649
No, she sucks.

>>528846649
yeah what else would I run

>>528846712
FGO has been reclining for a long time now.

>>528846225
Spellboost 3 on Fanfare

>>528846225
Anne and Grea are a 5 mana card that can be played on turn 4 that gives you a 6/6 with rush, a 5/5 with ward and rush, pings a unit for 3, and spellboosts your hand for 3

They could cost 7 fucking mana and they would still be good.

I'm confident forest doesn't work unless you are the RNG god

>>528846059
Is this good?

Would every deck run Eudie if she was a neutral?

>>528846486
LastWar chad!

>>528846019
lunas mansion stage music was my favorite
i miss sv1…

I heard portalcraft players are pedophiles in real life is this true?

>>528846712
New banner today in zzz
>>528846715
Uma will eos soon when the daily take a hour to do, is p2w and is 4 years behind

I started winning more as Portal with 1 simple trick.

Keep Orchis in hand, don't mulligan her

>>528846775
I also thought honkai was the japs choice of hoyoslop, but I guess the new cunny character appeals to them. Japanese gacha are so over...

>>528846831
You can play portal. Just need to learn how to play it.

>>528846273
Well you wont be getting advice from the shitters here since no one here plays Haven.

Its impossible to deal with Dragon, its insta lose no matter what.
And if they use staff of otohime you're even more fucked, with all the burn damage they produce alongside all the board presence they produce alongside it its impossible.

Its auto lose, even if you survive they can smack you with random burn like Water of the deep and whatever else.
Dragon completely takes over the game on both ends, both board presence and their burn damage is next level that we can't ever hope to outheal.

>>528846831
Yes!! play pordal

>>528846920
Don’t do this. Fuck you.

>>528845292
Post stats poser

>>528846928
Jufufu will do worse than cipher aka the worst banner in a whole year stop talking with your ass

>>528845675
That's not true. It's just your RP and MP divided by 100

>>528846712
fgo has been doing the same arc for like 8 years now

Uma musume failed now, how are we going to get rid of the schizo fotm hoppers now?

>>528846951
>>528846968
How do I play portal well since that is what I've been playing this entire time and keep losing...

>>528846225
there arent any boardwipes at 5 retard
at that point youre using your evolves to trade with theirs, except their stupid ass lesbians are massive, super efficient, and the golem has WARD
it disappears in a turn so you dont want to kill it, aka if you dont have targetted removal you take 6 to the face for free
not to mention your tempo completely disappears

i made my danchou cum but i didnt get any rp points what did i do wrong

>cum chalice doesn't kill superevo'd followers on your turn
huh.

wait, you can make gundam in this game?

>>528846895
I am egay and straight irl.

>>528847014
I've had games where I've had 2 Orchis in starting hand, kept both, and won the game off of it

Finally my first Kuon.

"Medium rare... or well-done" is such a stupid, non-threatening sentence.

>>528846649
>Abyss is shit
>Captured by the tits
Damn I guess I'll keep going until my streak breaks.

>>528847182
Indeed, you can make the GQuuuuuuX

I WANT TO FUCK KUON

>>528847163
superevo'd followers on your turn can't die whatsoever

>>528847148
You have to make the whole guild cum

>>528844986
0% winrate, completely useless deck, have to wonder why they even bothered

>>528846470
congrats anon *kisses your forehead*

>>528846895
No retard we like Dreizhen's fat tits and ass

>>528846264
only cygenerous would disguise normal rewards as an event. once again yugioh mogs this shit by giving gems randomly when you win

>>528846649
i cut bonemancer out for adventurer's guild...
3 drop minions feel like they don't matter and i rather keep drawing

>>528846093
>if he doesn't have lethal by turn 4 i should autowin
This is how the average runenigger thinks.

>100 vials
>ohhhhh arigato KMR-sama how generous

>>528847375
Surely Set 2 will have 1-2 good cards... Dirt has been my favorite deck for years now, if it's not good I honestly lose half my drive to play WB....

>>528846812
you beat everyone except portal if you play aggressively

>>528847353
He's a man

>>528844986
I stopped winning with it once I hit Ruby in C1 and quickly went back to Topaz, it loses to pretty much everything unless you god roll and they brick.

>>528847621
I like the cards it has but yeah, it just can't compete and the only way you can win is just using anne+grea and kuon so there's really no point doing it

>back in comfy ruby
this is my home

>try to learn forest
>people just skip turns in ranked
FUCK YOU I'M GONNA RETIRE THE MATCH IF YOU DO THAT

>>528847806
same...

the general is slowing down...

does cygames think players are retarded and that's why they made anne so strong?

honestly i apologize to amataz he's perfectly fine
its not that hes amazing, its that he lets you keep fairies in hand that you'd usually need to fight board. he's a very high value card
>>528847137
>no boardwipes at 5

>Fight a rune
>Have to hope they don't have Dshift, Kuon or Satan

YAY
THIS GAME IS SO MUCH FUN
SO BALANCED!!!
I LOVE HOPING MY OPPONENT DIDNT DRAW HIS OVERPOWERED CARDS FROM HIS OVERPOWERED DECK THAT CANNOT BE COUNTERED BY ANYTHING IN THE GAME
SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!

>>528846470
now time for ranked anxiety and never play again

>>528847925
They already drew 8 cards by turn 4. They have exactly what they need

>>528847818
>complain about free win

hwo do i battle with guild members and friends. it doesnt' let me choose that option only ranked or lobby

ORCHIS IS FUCKING RETARDED

10 packs yesterday and orchis today?? yay!!!

Runecraft design is shit right now. They either Solitaire and you have no counterplay, no interaction, nothing you could have done, no matter how good your draws are. Or they brick and they give up before you can beat their faces in. There is no in-between.

>>528848007
It's not going to help me learn, I don't care about the fucking chests

>>528847865
That's a good thing though

>>528847865
good, fotmtrannies are a plague

>>528845383
I'm waiting for a giantess card and make a deck all around it so I can fap as I play

>>528847806
I'm in ruby after I got tricked by that slut Arisa to play fprest

>>528848059
I wish you an unpleasant day

>>528848064
o seriously dont get it. what do you meaaan a deck that has no storm burn or otk is uninteractive? their entire strategy is to either make a big board or grind you out.
i swear its just wb babs who dont know how shadowverse plays and think clearing a board = op

>12 winstreak into 20 losestreak
I hate this rng stupid ass game

some days, it's just not your day

>>528848015
I think you have to sit on the same table

>>528848237
>aerin
cut them bro

>>528847889
I'm going to tell you the actual thought process
>play testing launch set
>huh this runecraft class doesn't do anything for the first few turns except make a 2/2
>wouldn't it be nice if their evo target anne could help them catch up just a bit more
>they can't stablaize otherwise
>we should buff her up a bit, then it will really feel like a control deck!
That's it

>>528848209
literally every deck tries to clear the board in some way on their turn, I don't understand all this autistic complaining

>>528846895
I actually love women at least 10 years older than me. Fuck, I'd do grannies too.

>>528847925
>Bweee bweeee
Just play better decks

>>528848043
I want to fuck Orchis until she's retarded

Portal might as well have a passive from the start of the match that just sets all your creatures to 1 health since she just has a million free bane.

>>528846958
Well, at least you know the truth Havenbro
It's nice controlling and being up at 20 until they just decide to delete you

I'm too slow
I don't have any amazingly strong wincons really once I control long enough like other decks.
Portal is fusing with infinite resources.
Rune just does whatever it wants.
I'm trying to make on-tempo plays and manage the board, pushing damage when I can, and for what?
If you need to clutch Eagle it never does enough and then you'll just be left with a field that kills you.
Nobody ever lives to get boosted by Jean and trying to set up birds means you just get killed from what your opponent does
I don't have the 5pp healer and board damage dealer but even with her what changes?
I can already control and live games with 20 but still get recked in the endgame

I heard the siren's call and was led straight into the jagged rocks.
I mean sure lets say Abyss is worse but this is actually a bit of suffering.
It makes a man want to jump ship to portal almost, I just don't know any more.

>>528848320
I don't have 2nd Aria or 2nd Olivia

The artifact fusing animation is so fucking ANNOYING, if I wanted to watch half a minute of fusing I'd be playing yugioh. I HATE when I'm matchmade with these niggers.

>>528848426
...you don't play aria at all and you only need 1 olivia

>>528848327
Exactly. That's the one. Now I wait for it to come back in SV2 or get new ones.

>>528848345
>tfw unironically have my tinder and bumble age range start 10 years above mine and love how needy older women get
but I am an abysschud

>>528846250
>kagemitsu in the cuck shed

>>528846791
>they just need to go second
You know theres targeted removal by 4-5

>>528848426
Replace them with Selwyn

>>528848345
>posts Maria with that
what are you implying, anon....

>>528848064
>Runecraft design is shit right now. They either Solitaire and you have no counterplay, no interaction, nothing you could have done, no matter how good your draws are
This is what I hate the most right now. There's zero fucking interaction or counterplay.

If I'm vs a Portal then I can try to cuck his Orchis or build wide so he has trouble clearing my board. If I'm vs Forest then I can try to make it hard to Roach me while he's clearing my threats. If I'm vs Sword then I can focus on just clearing his board or contesting the board.

What the fuck do you do versus a Rune? Hope they get a terrible draw and continue to have bad draws because that's the only chance you'll win? Such retarded game design. No wonder Cygames is dying these days because they have no fucking clue what to do with their games or franchises anymore.

>>528848529
there's bigger fish

>>528848652
>There's zero fucking interaction or counterplay.
That's shadowverse in a nutshell

I miss him
https://youtu.be/OSNHB00g0ts?si=CoBf1cqnGd4w1HWj

>>528848209
>no storm
rune has at least 2 ways to kill from 20 unless you have at least a X/7 with ward out

>>528848403
Mukan shadowcrypt ward has that as well but the and it's being outclassed by a fucking bronze portal card

I bet all sword mains are compensating for something.

>anne
>william
>william
>kuon
>kuon
so interactive

Anyone else think Emmylou is kinda erotic?! Look at those pits, just out in the open...That winking face like she knows you're looking.... She's holding a lollipop which is usually for licking, so it's a subtle message for me to lick her armpits, I think!

>>528847806
>>528848182
Forest put me in diamond and then brought me back to ruby
It truly feels like home

>>528848765
>just let them get to turn 10 and dont pressure them at all so they dont even have to just shifts before cocytus

>>528845063
what am I missing here I can only get to 18 damage
deepwood, fairy, bayle, bunc superevo (1), fairy, may, may, roach(8), godwood, roach(9)

>>528848791
Fuck you cheating midget whore, how could you do this to us??!!

is sword good or not

>>528845938
Both can drop full animteds.

>>528848987
yes, sword is good or not

>>528844640 (OP)
P-san...

>>528848704
I play face dragon right now and I'm having a laugh with my single player gambling game

>>528848987
Easy to play, but hard to win with.

Good if you're a skilled player.

>>528848902
play roach thrice

>>528849075
havenbros...
abyssisters...

me wants two craft cards for me deck but me is scard that me gets more copies from events and tomorrow chest event and all what if me gets 2 orchi tomrowwo anf me 7000 craffgint points is adead

Thanks for selling me on the detective

>>528849226
CASE CLOSED!

Arisa looks like a cheap whore

>>528849286
which country are you from that whores look like that, please, i want to visit, i want to fuck arisa and

>>528848652
You are dumb as hell. Rune doesnt have storm until 7+. Decks that dont interact are face sword and face dragon. Rune cant ignore your minions it has to clear them everytime or they will die.

I don't really like any of the gacha leaders but I'm also only 100 packs away from a lucky chest now... do I go for it?

>>528846649
she's the only reason to play that useless class

>>528848764
why does every card do everything here

>>528849286
You can buy her for cheap too

my boy

>>528849372
Please stop posting this picture

>>528848926
Can't beat the dragon dick. Nothing can beat the dragon dick.

>>528849325
>>528849405
/svg/ would fuck ELVES?!

Look at this smelly dork loser stuck in the chest mines. LOL!

>>528849252
>Aggro haven
>3/3 3pp drop
>Gives me an amulet with no engage cost
>Works with birds storm condition
it's too good

The extra fucking PP for the person going second needs to fucking go. It is completely fucking over the top.

>>528849372
The abyss and portal ones are good, not sure what's not to like.

>>528849450

Does anyone else really miss Mushmiaro's art? I felt like his designs were very beautiful

>>528849553
Going first has a higher winrate in master. So they probably won't change it.

>>528849371
Can you not reply to me if you're just going to say retarded shit? I have no time for topaz babies whining about aggro like it's their first card game. All you're going to get from me is a hide and a fuck off.

>>528846895
I like girls who give off a little sister vibe. (Yes, I actually have one.)

>>528849459
All forest elves deserve mating press for the sole purpose of impregnation

>>528849553
it's fine once, but twice is simply too much

>>528849450
W-why?

>>528845665
You failed the roach math anon

>>528849372
>>528849591
only niggers don't like doroshii

>>528849591
do you top or bottom

>>528849654
Your statement about interacting is false and retarded. You got called out for it dumb fuck.

>>528849667
Like this?

Title screen characters should have different voicelines depending on where I touch them.
I wonder how dreizehn would feel if I touched her pits...

>>528849694
I can't put my cock in virtual pits no matter how bad I want to

>>528849591
>>528849713
It's not that I don't like them, I just don't like them enough to go to full pity

really good for a 3pp. your opponent has to commit their resources or needs an apollo

>>528848652
basically what you're saying is that rune doesnt have a wincon so you theres no way to counter it.
ad even thats not true, you can make sure kuon doesnt otk you by forcing out super evo's
i

>>528848860
>just pressure the guy with 3 0 mana 3/3 with rush and 3 5/5+6/6 with rush and several 2/2 for 2 and 3/3 for 3 with upside

>>528849667
based

>>528849459
I want to impregnate all the forest women

SEX WITH NIO
SEX WITH ALBERT
SEX WITH KUON
SEX WITH RODEO

I want to mate with Arisa. Before the roaches have a go with her.

I already have 3 orchis, should i craft a third ralmia?

>>528849854
*hits you're face*

>>528849902
sex with me

Hags?

My 21488 crush barely even looks at me anymore...

>>528849854
I find that swordcraft really benefits from having a bit of healing in lots of matchups, to put them out of lethal. Forest and Portal especially

I want to mate with Arisa. After the roaches have a go with her.

>>528849882
Damn they started with all that or do think it starts at 0 mana? Let me guess they also got everything else they needed and you suprisingly got nothing you needed to put them at critical health with all those turns they need to use on just drawing. Kekypow

>>528849093
stop being me

Rune has cards that are shit tier for them and are never used that would be top tier in anyone elses deck.

I just hope the roaches are happy with their lot in life

I won't burn my 4th Eudie copy. I'm sending her to my sex dungeon

>>528849909
Okay, I’ll go after the roaches then.

>>528849925
no, you should use 0 ralmias. orchis liahm are simply better win conditions, ralmia is only for winning harder

>>528849163
I can only count to 18 though?
deepwood, fairy, bayle, roach (4), bunc SEP (1), roach (6), roach (7)

what's the cheese strat with olivia?

evens tough it out with portal
odds haven

now that all the tourist gachatards have moved to /uma/ can we all agree that Forest is the most honest

>>528845383
I quit if I fail to get 2.5 million rupees

>>528850243
PUT ON THE DRESS HAVEN SISSY

How many classes can actually keep tempo after Anne is played? Unless she does literally nothing for the first 4 turns and lets you have 4 minions on the board it seems like no matter what she gains complete control

>>528849925
no, use either 0 or 1 ralmia at most
if you play artifact your wincons are betas, orchis and gundam

i finally figured out part of the sword matchup for forest.
obviously they can set up 3/4 wards, but what does that tell us? it means *dont set up your roach turns with selwyn*. or more specifically, make sure you build a board to help you clear the wards on that turn.
just a board of 1/1's can be traded into by amalia, although they work against luminous magus. it might be difficult to put into practice, sometimes you dont really have a choice, but just knowing this is i think important
and as a last resort: you can try bouncing an olivia with selwyn to bait them into healing up instead of warding. it might not work but its better than nothing at that point. as long as you can kill through the heal, of course. its not like she can draw them into a ward (except ding dong but thats still a big improvement over 3/4 wards)

>>528849457
You choose those big smelly meaty really warm reptile cocks over our comradery Otohime?

Bwos... I'm starting to get ladder anxiety the more I climb. Just pressing the button to que is giving me a pit in my stomach.

>>528848902
>>528850220
heal1, fairy2, bayle3, fairy4, may5(6pp), roach6(3pp), buncle7(6pp), roach8, godwood, roach9
crash the first fairy to reduce bayle to 0 and the other one for board space
6+8+9

>6 games
>one chest
>rose queen emblem

I joined nonnys expecting a comfy guild but even they are kicking low grp people...

>>528850408
But reptiles are coldblooded.

Aloutte should make copies of artifacts that cost up to 4pp. Keep them honest.

>>528850365
apart from orchis and gundam being givens people stopped running ralmia? every list i kept seeing on one of the deck sites and here kept shilling to have a full playset of her

>>528848327
artist?

>>528850434
I wish I could pat your tummy inbetween matches to make it better, anon

>>528850434
you don't even lose points though...

>FORTE FACE
>FORTE FACE
>FORTE FACE
>YOU'RE DEAD
nice game

I saw people downplay forest, but that deck feels so absolutely broken. Outside of occasional shitty draws, it feels like I just win for free and I rarely ever have to do lethal math. I tried out portal a few times because I got 3 orchis and that shit felt so much more cerebral with the artifacts and when to go for which one, so I just kept losing.

>>528850434
you'll stop caring once you get there, like all things in life

>>528850531
just my tummy?

>>528850357
E-eh!?

>>528850359
pretty much no one but Haven or another Rune
she hard removes three bodies with evo and enables Blaze destroyer which is an 8/6 for free

>>528850579
post dick. I'm about to give up on haven

>>528844640 (OP)
Any gigaChad who still needs a code and will reach A rank like a champ?
ykwYqjj

>>528845919
what exactly is the win con then?
chip into orchis?
beta spam?

>>528850359
If they spend an wvo to kill 3 minions i would expect you to be forced to use an evo point if you want to regain it too. If not theres several cards that deal 4 to 5 damage to anne.

>>528848420
Haven is so broken on a fundamental level, yet shitters wont ever know or complain about it because NO ONE PLAYS HAVEN since they all know its shit.

That is the worst part, abyss and sword are popular so you'll here nonstop bitching on their front and how they are the """weakest""" while actually ignoring the tru weakest no one actually fucking plays.

Given how few people even play Haven I doubt the class will ever get fixed or receive the attention it needs.

>>528850614
Could also be whatever else would make you feel better, as long as you ask nicely and do your best in your games

Now that the dust has settled, we can agree her game was an overwhelming success, right?

>>528850458
wait this is wrong too

>>528850220
play bunc before thr first roach

>>528850458
buncle does not give you +3 pp on super evo, it gives +1. because you need to spend 2 on the buncle. you wouldnt have six after evo'ing, you'd have 4.

>hair """"highlight""""
>It's half of the hair

How's everyone's sword deck?

>>528850458
How can you play buncle for 0PP?

Which cards had the cutest feet in SV1?

>>528850458
How much do you think carbuncle costs bro

>>528850434
me too, especially when I'm on a really long win streak... I see the big number and I get scared of losing it so end up playing badly and dropping my streak

>>528846264
Didn't it happen pretty often in SV1?

>>528850764
Dust hasn't settled yet, gotta wait to see how many players disappear due to Uma

>>528850080
They got double spellboosts from playing on curve followers on turn 2 and 3 and can fill their hand for 1 mana on turn 4 and then oh would you look at that time for AG AG william kuon william william kuon
And if for some reason they don't have william they have the 15/15 beater that does 15 to your strongest follower when it comes down

>>528850781
>>528850823
>>528850836
i realized that after posting kek

>>528850825
Atem, no image provide

>>528850458
buncle costs 2 to play though doesn't it so after superevo it's only a net gain of 1pp
if you take out two of the 1drops before to account for it it ends up shy again
this deck isn't for me

>>528850860
It's a turn based game! Take half a turn to close your eyes and breathe in and you'll be back to normal

My budget for this game:

>1,500 crystals for the daily pack @ 50 crystals for 30 days
>450 crystals for the battle pass (BP gives back 300 crystals)
Comes out to $31.98 per month when using the cygames webstore

not bad for a "freemium" playstyle. a single doordash meal costs that much.

>>528850664
When you spend a turn clearing Anne you aren't gaining tempo the entire match is just reset to neutral. Which is why she can get away with turn 1 card draw, turn 2 card draw, turn 3 card draw. Once Anne is played the match stops and she has so much healing getting hit at the start doesn't matter.

>>528849545
>aggro haven
list?

>chip damage
IT'S NOT A FUCKING FIGHTING GAME

just got 50 vials as a chest reward so i will be killing myself promptly

>>528850870
are the games even similar?

>>528850764
Everyone getting fucked by the rupee event chests tomorrow will cause a mass exodus.

As dragon i started conceding if i don’t see dragonsign within the first three turns
It’s not fun to get run over without being able to play my minions

I like you guys, don't come to 21488 lobby tomorrow.

>>528850080
>oh no. They had to interact with the most undercosted mechanic in the game.

I'm really demotivated running into portal nonstop on ranked as abyss. I don't have twelve legendaries so it just feels like a coin flip if I get a chance to play the game and vie for a win. Ugh. I picked abyss because Medusa is cute, and I'm loyal to her and don't even mind if she turns me to stone, but the situation still really hurts....

>literally nothing but vials and rupies
nice event, thanks KMR

>>528850487
Dragons literally breath fire

>>528850579
>portaldownplayer
Kill yourself.

>>528850997
cheaper if you make a japan account too desu

I like the havencraft poster

>>528851146
I concede as soon as I see no otohime on hand after mulligan

>>528850579
sword can fight you on board and grind you out late, you dont always draw well enough to beat 3x wards
portal can heal, beat you early with puppets, and alouette takes a lot of resorces to deal with.
face dragon can kill you faster than you kill them, especially if you dont draw the out for forte.
haven can grind you out
abyss can beat you with cerb healing and lategame

>>528850498
outdated info, she's just too much of a brick draw early on and competes with orchis in cost late

>>528850975
but then I'm making my opponent wait for no reason.. and the feeling of anxiety I get is really strong. just earlier today I misplayed in a game like 4 separate times I'm sure my opponent was wondering if I was stupid or something

>>528851178
You can kind of make wallet abyss work if you have two olivia and two cerberus.

>>528850748
theres a place that could relieve alot of anxiety!

>>528851178
Portal and rune are ridiculous op compared to everyone else and should be subjected to emergency nerfs.

>Dragoncraft
>actually Sea Serpent

>>528848672
I need an archetype just filled with gigantic women of all sizes. Fuck, even traps are ok. The closest was Vanguard but the giants in the cards either don't look giant or are males. Fuck me in the ass

>>528851124
I'm expecting 10 rupies per chest so I can't possibly get disappointed

hey guys
what was I supposed to do here

>>528850630
This right now, I just check for dayan's current list and copy it.

>>528851309
God still makes me win.

RIDDLE ME THIS METAFAGS

1/1
1 COST
STORM

DO YOU PLAY IT

a true swordcuck knows the answer and you might not like the truth

here is the truth after you typed your response you just reduced your hand size by 1 doing 1 damage to the enemy you fucking idiot sword doesnt have good draw power dumb fuck retard

>>528849226
Haven can only ever win when facing off against other havens...

>>528851420
Neat

>>528850934
Cute feet

>>528850579
I find that I brick pretty often as forest, standard deck and all. No roach in late game, or no bayle, or no glade for aoe removal, or not enough fairies at the start, etc..

>>528851318
well damn, i'll just go ahead and cut her down to 1

fags really do be coming to the park to tryhard against noobs

>>528851408
save your +1pp for glade

>>528851331
I do have several legendaries, including those, and do fine enough against other decks, but portal just has so much value that I get overran.. Medusa-chan, please help me..

>>528851434
Its two damage a lot of the time but I agree still. Sometimes you can get him to live to 3 and buff with the spell to do a total of 4 damage though

Bringing up everyone up to Portal and Rune would basically be needing to give every single class mechanic follower an extra +1/+1. Dragonsign wouldn't be 3 mana do nothing it would also give a 2/2.

>>528850997
>a single doordash meal costs that much.
fatty, post your last order

>>528844640 (OP)
WHEN?

>Playing against Haven, rushing that shit down with Sword. He has Pact of the Beast Princess and Angelic Prism Priestess out vs my Zirconia and 4 other niggas
>His turn 5 comes up, fully expect him to evolve Priestess to drop Chalice and nuke the board.
>He engages Pact instead and starts trading.
>Turn 6, plays Soulcure Sister instead of Chalice
I feel your pain Havenbro, it's real out here.

>>528851420
>2 aria bricks
>1 aerin
kill yourself and stop trying to make people lose

>>528851678
what do you run instead

>>528851586
that's not what you should ever do
especially if you start 2nd
and you have a godwood in hand

>All time peak 58minutes
wasn't uma going to kill us

>>528851338
Hopefully, at the very least, the other deck archetypes get more support in the next set. But it'll still suck to wait x_x

>>528846586
Theoretically everyone has to put forth 334GRP to get S.
Frankly, one pack and the rainbow frame don't seem worth it. A still has the vials for a leggo and only takes 12X per member.

>>528851338
>emergency nerfs
Lol. This is how it is intended to be, these are the main character classes, you are just in the background.

>>528851319
Little bro, confidence comes from experience. Every match you play you'll run into different problems and see what works and what doesn't. Over time you'll get faster and more confident because you've seen those things before. You're gonna be just fine, I believe in you.

>>528851434
depends on if you're playing aggro or midrange sword. Aggro sword wants the opponent to burn resources as they chip them with small shit so its fine. Card draw? Just win in 5 turns.

>>528851202
to be fair he didn't downplay portal, he downplayed himself

>>528851748
It is an idle game with 1h dailies about one of the worst parts of japanese culture. Only genuine autists and gacha addict third worlders will play it.

>playing against portal as forest
>horribly bricked hand
>portalfag is either poor or also bricked
>my opponent fuses what must have been his 11th ward artifact of the match
>I just concede right there
I'm sure that fucker is having a good laugh right now

>>528851738
why the fuck would you need to play godwood a turn earlier when you can't play anything else to proc it

>>528851408
Nothing you bricked

>>528851776
I feel that dragon is way stronger than abyss anon

>>528851072
My list is bad because I'm missing phills you don't want my list but I am having fun with it

>>528851602
Gotta be praying to cerberus and ghosts against portal. Medusa will do her carrying against sword, dragon and abyss

>>528851869
because any turn later is a huge waste of 3pp? are you retarded?

>>528845063
I'm with the other guy, every route leads to 18 damage, nice meme though

I need a guild...

imagine beating someone so badly in a bo3 that they have to suck you cock afterwards haha

>>528851893
That's why it's teaming up with haven to beat it

>>528851738
against face dragon you evo glade asap and clear their board, ignore godwood until their board is clean, duh.

>>528851919
>he says as he passed turn 3 floating 3pp doing nothing
you are a genuine retard that shouldn't play forest

One time when I played at MTG locals a few years ago I bricked so hard in 4 games, that I had to mulligan down to 3 cards. I am brickproof now.

>>528851919
>+1pp for a 3pp do nothing against an aggro deck

>>528851093
no but gachatards will flock to anything

>>528851854
>about one of the worst parts of japanese culture
Did horses kill yor family?

>>528851631
We don't need to bring everyone up to portal and rune. We need to knock portal and rune down to everyone

What can we expect for Abyss in the future? Will we become edgy version of face dragon with vengeance or will we become spooky version sword with zombie and skeletons flood and recycle?

>>528851738
>>528851919
You literally lost playing godwood staff instead of saving for glade. You were probably losing regardless but you objectively made a worse play for zero benefit
>>528851920
This. This hand can't get lethal. Ran it like 4 times and you cap at 18

Sword girl always looks ready to have an emotional breakdown and start crying

>>528851893
Dragon and Abyss are pretty much the same but Abyss needs more legendaries to be equal while Dragon can do it for cheap. They both have the problem where they lack cards to actually use their gimmicks properly. Dragon has two cards that ramp and then they hit 10 mana and have no big card to play. They can play discard and they have one whole card that gives you a benefit when he is discarded.

>>528851998
wouldn't happen to me cause I never lose lol

>>528851408
you were basically just gambling for fairy circle here, wasn't really the wrong choice but you hard bricked anyway there was no winning

where do u see ur winrate? it only shows amount of wins for me

>>528852036
oh yeah lemme play my 4pp card... a 1 damage roach
lemme evo it so it can kill a single otohime

It’s not fair…

>>528852180
The deck tracker can parse your win-loss count. They are only saved, but not shown in any menu ingame.

>>528852193
dont play forest anymore if you value your group

>>528851998
You mean beating a girl, yeah?

>>528852135
It's nice I like it.
But the playstyle isn't as fun in my opinion.

>>528852148
>Dragon and Abyss are pretty much the same

>>528852209
Imagine spending 30k vials to craft a fucking have deck

>>528851776
>The further in the background the less meta the craft
It was in front of me all along, but I refused to see...

>>528846649
>flat
what is this heresy?

>>528852121
I'm gonna play the skeleton version, it's cooler.

>>528851748
Umas are mostly a mobile game.

>>528852209
Haven is more pay2lose than abyss bro…

>>528852316
>he thinks they're real
Where do you think the skeletons are stored buddy

>>528852313
2nd place on leaderboard plays face dragon, sister...

dolphins, is this worth?

>>528851319
it's cute that you're thinking about not bothering your opponent! but your turn timer is yours to use and if you need to be slower to collect yourself that's totally fine

I'm almost B0 and still haven't get back to sapphire face dragon is too honest to give up on

>>528852209
I'm in the same boat bro

i went 5-5 with roach today. either i bricked and got fucked early by aggro sword and dragon or the other way around.

Why am I allowed to add up to 50 cards, but not use 50?

>>528848902
>>528850458
>>528851920
(nta) ok, how about whats the correct play? ive got my answer in mind and too lazy to remember how to do spoilers

>>528846649
Nah, Detective is better when face is the place.

dragonkek loses to trash board

>>528852551
So you can add in all the cards you like then cut your deck down retard

>>528852568
>Dragonslayer
Most likely brick hand

>>528851914
>>528851072
I'll still share it though. I need to craft phills and further optimize this though.
I just always hit face. I often leave no engage cost amulets on the board so I can drop storm bird asap.
It's pretty bad but its the only craft where you can kind of build up a board since you're timing out amulets to try for a kill shot with jeanne or sacred bird

>>528852610
But what if I wanna use 50?

>>528848320
>just cut the perfect answer to orchis

>>528851827
I do play mostly normal it's just when I'm on a streak I get insane amounts of pressure for no reason, not really sure what to do about that. but thank you for the kind words anon
>>528852467
I just try to be considerate, I would be a little bothered if someone ran down the clock every turn on me personally and would just assume they're being intentionally rude so I would prefer not to come across like that

>play Single Player Face Dragon on my alt instead of engaging with the other player or interacting with their board on forest and abyss
>speedrun from topaz, to ruby, to sapphire, to diamond in 35 wins
>wins are fast, losses are fast
I was wrong to think this wasn't the right way to play this kusoge

>>528852482
I went 8-5, I misplayed and lost once but otherwise my losses were definitively not my fault due to either opening all fairy generators, not finding roach in the top 25 cards (3 games btw), or getting highrolled by an abyssGOD

>>528852683
Would any decks be better if they could run more cards?

>>528852460
If you like to rp as drei yes
>>528852472
I reached diamond(wPortal) and i started playing abyss and dropped to ruby this is a true honest deck

Can some of you legendary getting motherfuckers share?
Cause this is all my chests

>>528850408
and don't forget the spines

>>528852715
What list? My face dragon has fallen off so hard around sapphire.. Just got demoted to ruby for the 2nd time today.

execute rune niggers

Kneel

>>528852682
Disregard that I am retarded

>>528852121
At some point, we'll probably see the return of the "Wrath" mechanic, which conditionally made some cards better if once you fulfilled the condition of damaging yourself seven separate times during the match. There was also a vengeance mechanic that made stuff better if you were below 10HP. On the shadow side of things we might see more interactions with shadows. There was a burial rite mechanic where followers would be sacrificed to trigger effects.

Fix for this garbage meta: Add more aggro on next pack.

That's it. Add wrath bullshit or the better aggresive decks from SV1 that run over the decks that want to stall until turn 10 like Runecancer or Artifact.

>>528852568
>fan
Good job on beating that dishonest, unfaithful trash.

>>528852756
With only 1 set no
>>528852812
You will get the new legends in the nex set faster than the rest think in positive anon

>>528852460
If you ONLY use the crystals on battle passes and nothing else
you'd be getting about 29 months of battle pass (at a 1.5 month release schedule for each pack)
It comes to around 4.7 dollars per month of BP (about 7 dollars per BP season)

why don't people try to get top rank with all 7 different decks?

>>528852028
The mulligan system in MTG is so fucking retarded. In Pokèmon at least it's the opposite (your opponent draws) so it doesn't feel as bad. And of course, lands bricking you by default is so retarded

>>528852841
So rune isn't overpowered now? I'm confused

>>528852894
This is already happening you stupid nigger

>>528852878
>Emerald
Damn congratulations on being worse than the AI I guess?

>>528845063
10 damage

>>528852841
People say rune is too strong and here its losing to a 3rd rate face deck.

I haven't won a game in the last 1 and a half hour.

>>528852890
cant wait for abyss to get the best healing in the game to 'make up' for hitting themselves
and now they'll just be played alongside the shadow half so they dont even hit themselves in the first place
>>528852658
yeah, but thats the only way to beat face dragon anyway

>>528852134
wait what fucking turn do you think it's optimal to play godwood on?
do you play it on turn 6 or 7 when you should already be roach lethaling, wasting 3 pp?

>>528852714
You're so cute and pathetic, I can imagine you out in the rain in a little cardboard box that says like "to a loving home". I want to just pick you up.

>>528852894
>Vampy makes abyss the most hated craft

>>528852878
>33000 topaz
>11000 esmerald

>>528850518
he only has a pixiv that contains pictures of silence suzuka
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/92297451

Do card sets in the gacha ever go away

>>528852979
Rune gets buried by aggro decks unless they draw really well

>>528852979
Ludicrously expensive abyss decks have a matchup vs rune that is way more favorable than most classes enjoy. It's a 11-12 leggo deck though.

>>528852819
I couldn't find a list so I just made mine up with what little I knew, but I think this is kinda close to the usual. Sometimes you just have bad luck and lose, other times you have average or better luck and/or they have shit luck and you instantly win

>>528852878
swordGOD...

>>528852559
correct play is evo glade and otk next turn

How long until matches end so fast that super evo becomes an irrelevant mechanic?

>>528852209
>>528852473
>I have both of these decks and two others and I'm still playing Sword
I'm much happier I assure you. Abyss and Haven feel like they have to work twice as hard to get half as far as everything else. Could just be a me thing for sure but still.

>>528853004
>ignores entire post
>insults
God I wish every single gacha newfag would fuck off. Wasn't Umas or BA releasing soon? Go shit up their threads instead of spreading your brain damage here

>>528852878
Cute swordsissy, i will kiss you

>>528852979
Para has a negative winrate vs abyss in master and he is considered the best rune player.

does swordcraft deserve the hate it gets?

>>528852976
I have no idea why they haven't implemented french mull like every other card game in the world.

>>528853151
>>528852819
>>528852715
Forgot pic. Anyway I just hard mulligan for fan, though I keep forte if going 2nd and apollo if going vs dragon or sword or fairy

Mainyu is the only card I can ever get to stick.
Game is so easy when my opponent underestimated it

>>528846895
Mmh I'm a pedophile and I play abyss. You heard wrong.

>>528853017
I can get 9, how do you get 10

>>528853275
In SV1? Sure. Although everyone was dishonest for a while in SV1. In SV2? No.

>>528853097
I don't know whether to say sorry, thank you, or to be weirded out, so I'll just say all three...

>>528853102
Could be Sword too, sword had some pretty good aggro decks. But yeah, most of the aggro decks that made you scream BULLSHIT was usually either Shadow or Blood.

>>528853017
I only see 8

>>528853284
>Upgraded Erika
I NEED

>>528852976
Yeah, I haven't played any manacards resource based cardgame since I stopped playing MTG. Being able to brick because of drawing no resources or because you draw too many is just annoying.

How do you know how far you are before you advance in the next group?
dropped down from sapphire to ruby after a bad loss streak

>>528852841
decklist if anyone cares. copied from here a few days ago

>>528853163
you might be right i actually dont know roach math with buncle but im still not sure if you can kill from there
i wouldve said glade, fairy, roach, bounce the roach with godwood and use baby for the second bounce next turn

>>528853275
There is no reason why albert should boardclear if he has storm

>>528851319
this girl is made for ME
t. tentacled beast

>>528853447
Looks like gambling high roll aggro deck

Albert is a better Storm card than anything in Dragoncraft

>>528850026
Fuck, imagine hags with visible age lines. Fuck, imagine them with some silver hairs too.

>>528851124
Is today the last day? I think i missed the first day

>>528853059
I don't know how to tell you this, but if you have direct access to your replays and still think that using your extra pp to put a godwood staff out turn 2 was the right play then you are genuinely too stupid to play this deck. I'm even being charitable and assuming you are losing regardless due to having zero tempo early game vs face dragon, but you're a total zounderkite if you think that you were making the correct choices this game.

>tfw my account is waifu-seeded so the only leggos I haven't pulled are all male
abyssgods... dragonchads... go on without me....

Warping to someone instead of selecting a lobby is faster, but I also don't wanna spam their message log...

>>528853368
>>528853330
Hint: SEP ping

>>528853514
I'd agree if his aoe did 6 damage. 3 isn't enough to clear most wards but around turn 8, 9, 10+ there's just constant board wipes and you never really have space to get help with clearing wards with

>>528852085
Yes they raped my sister to death.

>>528850026
Evil hag that ran a mafia and fucked her son who became Wimael btw

>>528853129
They don't though. It's actually 9-1 in Rune's favor.

>>528853330
>>528853368
once again nta
bayle, whisperer, roach, superevo baby, roach is 8 from roaches, 1 from super evo ping, and 1 from fairy on board for a total of 10

Damn double roach with no counterplay? Amazing gameplay mr indian forest man

>Runes spellboost mechanic is effectively free and applies to your entire hand multiple times with almost every spellboost card and every card that gets its cost reduced is 6 mana cheaper than they should be
>meanwhile Dragons ONE discard card gives +1 attack to a random unit

>>528853207
>Meta already shifting to aggressive meta decks
>Too braindead and dogshit to notice

Just fuck off man

>I wipe his board
>He wipes my board
>I wipe his board
>He wipes my board
>I wipe his board
>He wipes my board
>I wipe his board
>He wipes my board
>I wipe his board
>He wipes my board
>I wipe his board
>He wipes my board
>I wipe his board
>He runs out of ways to wipe my board
>I kill him
Wow amazing card game you got here.

I'm really anxious about queuing up for ranked because I ate something bad and I've got the shits. Holy fuck I keep needing to race to the toilet.

>>528853587
>This sissy wants to be SEEDED by MALES
I can't with you faggots sometimes

>>528853424
The advantage to the system is that is "solves" the going first problem.

>>528853579
oh man you were being SO charitable by pointing out the obvious, thanks a lot!
fuck off faggot

>>528853762
Connect the game to your phone

imagine losing to this

>>528853702
this giving 2 attack to otohime would be a little broken ngl i too thought it was underwhelming but they thought it through

>>528853660
>roach is 8 from roaches
what the ACTUAL fuck are you talking about

>>528853729
Soulful back and forth...

>>528853762
I had diarrhea earlier and just played on my phone.

>>528852413
no....NOOOOOOOOOOOO

anyone wanna frot?

i mean play

>>528853729
would you rather it be one-sided all the time?

>play against haven
>"""control""" craft
>they summon a storm minion every turn and I auto lose

I miss him dragon bros.

>>528853762
Real gamers would have their computer in their bathroom far maximum up time.

>>528853801
what website is that anon

>>528852721
blossoming indeed

>>528853924
Post the loli water dragon

>>528853729
This with the classic Dragoncraft theme playing is the soul of this game

>>528853465
Moron

I'VE BEEN SHARKING PORTAL CUNTS ALL NIGHT
who the fuck runs cannon?

>>528853820
sorry shouldve formatted better
>bayle, whisperer, roach, superevo baby, roach
[thats] 8 from roaches, 1 from super evo ping, and 1 from fairy on board for a total of 10

>>528853939
it's just a hypergeometric calculator, basically for calculating the odd of drawing cards
https://aetherhub.com/Apps/HyperGeometric

>>528853683
how dumb are you to not put up wards against forest

>>528853820
He explained it poorly

Bayle1, Tamer2, Roach3, Buncle4 S.Evo(kill phil), Roach5.

3+5 dmg from roach, 1 dmg from S.Evo, 1 dmg from fairy.

>>528853924
we just had throwback with him like last month

Why did they call it portal in the west?

>>528853792
You deserve to be topaz you myopic lobotomite, delete that deck and swap back to swordcraft

>>528853762
Just play on your phone

>>528854058
yeah i actually confused myself the first time i read it lmao

>>528853691
Roachcraft is not above fucking sword, I know the japs love it because of SV1 legacy and memes but it's just not good in the meta.

>>528854058
>>528854038
oh I forgot about carbuncle bouncing people

honestly ever since I cut him I started winning more, you know what I added instead? 7 mana cost free bounce that removes any obstacle into fucking 7 face damage, no need to do retarded math like that

Rune isn't that consistent it really needs to draw grea on curve and if you don't good luck

>0 card draw
>But they ALWAYS have 2 orchis
Explain

>>528854040
this is great thank you

>chest event made me go back to ruby
t-thanks KMR

>>528853962
I like using my noggin.

>>528853017
how do you play roach twice
it's 6 pp for two roach and 2 pp for carbuncle, you only have 7 pp

>>528854130
>All his animations are just him blowing himself up
Lmao

>>528854117
you don't even know my rank you're just making shit up because I insulted you, you're pathetic

>>528854181
>Roachcraft is not above fucking sword
yes it is
Harder to block lethal than sword and they get it earlier

>>528852890
the next pact dummy. Val is in the next one

>>528854201
Some people have been running ruby. I run some eudies because I just drew them, everyone is running 3 sylvia

>>528851178
I used to have 0% winrate against Portal until I swapped to ungabunga suicidal bumrush Abyss with no >6 pp cards and then I beat 2 of them in a row

I constantly lose to Haven because I fight them so rarely I still have no fucking idea what they are doing. I'll be controlling the game and then a random bird man shows up and kills me

>>528854186
Yeah I think buncle just overcomplicates it even if it lets you squeak out an extra 1 dmg sometimes lol

>>528854278
Post your profile then? I'll apologize if you're higher ranked than me

>>528854224
why does she wear the mask

>>528854253
>blowing himself up
Peak

>get to 10 cards on the deck
>didn't draw a single one of the 3 kuons
Holy moly what are the odds

I'm not too sure what to really replace or add here

>You have no wards in hand
>Opponent Super Evos Orchis 2 turns in a row
Genuinely how are you supposed to beat this?

>>528853801
alright so its 89% with grasshopper, 82% without.
im assuming a glade on turn 8 for at least 2, counting staff as a copy. that makes sample size 17 (4+4+8+1)
basically what this taught me is keep that roach from the mulligan (otherwise it goes down to 64%, or 74% with grasshopper)

>>528854486
?
That's only 14-16 damage

This event takes forever what the actual fuck, if your deck isn't face is the place win or lose quick you built the wrong thing like me

>>528854382
nah the only personal info you get from me is my latest screenshot
feel free to reverse image search it

>>528854378
he's probably the better choice because he's a 2 cost so he's useful in early game too but too much complicated and still, doing the equivalent of slamming a Forte to bring your target to 13 health assuming they're full and drastically increasing your next combo winning chances is huge. 13 damage with a super evo for roach is super easy and requires just a 0 cost (your bayle)

>>528854486
The only option against double Orchis is be above 14 health.

>>528854549
>only
lol
lmao even
portalniggers really do think like this

>want to make a meme ronavero deck
>never draw ronavero or the buffs
I wish this game was fun

>>528854330
you forgot to add the important part, SOMETIMES they get it earlier
most of the time you just brick, lose to aggro/wards and you don't get lethal against anyone who so much as uses a heal

>>528854468
stream of life and medical

I survived orchis.
Case Closed

>>528854486
>>528854549
>>528854606
>implying they don't also have omega lined up next

>>528854398
You smell.

I lost all my games

>>528854646
Trust the plan
KMR will literally delete Portal and Rune from the game and we will be able to play an honest card game

>>528854667
>Some based dragonfag drops the 5/10 ward nobody plays
>Don't have lily in hand
>Autolose
Forest is a meme still when it dies to a wall

>>528854743
...you know they can do that right

>>528854791
>Forest is a meme

>>528854823
He wasn't even close, a full 5 off.

>>528854585
Hmm, no apology from me today oomfie

>>528854864
>westerner site

>>528854791
Seen that shit literally once when I was playing aggro sword for lobby dailies and they super evolved it too lmao

>>528854864
forest just has a good matchup against rune, loses to everyone else, that's not what an S tier looks like to me

>How discard should work
>I must carefully choose what important card I am willing to sacrifice even though it may fuck me over later
>How discard actually works
>dragon cant make a deck without 20 shit cards so you can throw everything away without even thinking about it

>>528854186
>>528854378
yeah i dont play baby either, and ive always been on 3 selwyn. if i go on a loss streak and feel like changing my deck i'd probably put him in though
if you just play him in the normal scenario he's actually +2 damage if you have 1 costs, which is actually not bad at all (over super evo the roach)
and then it even might help with triple roach shenanigans or only drawing 1 roach...
right now i just dont want to change my deck since im scared itll stop working

>>528854640
Realistically it'll be less unless you literally play no cards whatsoever for them to attack instead of your face

/svg/ nonnies, what's your current GRP status?

Magisa will save dirt.

>>528845063
godwood, roach, 0 bayle, 0 heal, lots of 1 costs = i know lethal is absolutely possible, so it's just a matter of playing until 5pp while following basic priorities (make fairies suicide if aria crest isn't up, save space for roach/carbuncle/etc)

Is there any way for me to set Otohime's Bodyguard as one of my favorite cards? There doesn't seem to be any way to select tokens in the card list...

>>528854549
*plays beta next turn*
:)

what is a nonnie?

>>528855014
post your master points

>>528855024
wow congrats on bullying a haven deck that bricked its hand

>>528854518
nah I'm not keeping Roach, no Glade on 5 is even more of a death sentence.

>>528855110
late to the party guy got jebaited as well
the secret is that lethal actually isnt possible from there

>>528855024
the absolute state of budget haven

>>528854054
I did. I just got double bayle'd so im mad

Absolute state of tumors

>queue up a game
>match into a runenigger
>altf4 on the load screen
>play palworld for two hours
Great night

>>528855014
I feel like forest has a good matchup into everything but puppet portal and mid sword

>>528855110
True roach players no longer have to do the math. You just kinda look at it and say "yeah that's probably lethal" and play it out.

Crown should be +1/+2

>>528855324
I unironically play like that and am at diamond A0

>>528855024
based based based

>>528855339
>portal
>dimension climb
uhh

>>528855285
The only decks on ladder are portal, sword and rune, so it gets destroyed most of the time lmao, even rune can just highroll and fuck you

>>528855339
A yes dClimb the portal card i use everytime with my orchis combo

>>528853729
Literally all creature TCGs play like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lKG8kMdjBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI1GcXU4Y90
I finally found the eachtar video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mb3cHPVz50

>putting 2 copies of a card instead of 1 or 3
Stop

I draw more than 1 Roach so rarely that I'm starting to think I should just keep it in my mulligan.

>>528855324
Yeah I just go by vibes for the most part. Sometimes I have a tricky looking board that looks doable and I have to actually math it out or I yolo it without doing the math and am off by 1 because of a misplay

>>528855339
bot post

I'm trying to play dirt rune in ladder and it's not working out