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Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
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>>528846378Thread ruined already
No homo but I wish I Julia had a cock. It’d be cute
>>528851450Sleepy thread more like.
>>528851450>>528851980In 45 minutes I will get home and activate my botnet. What do you want them to talk about?
>>528846181we need an ending where Andrew comes out as gay and all Ashley does is torment him
> "Fuck, it's already nine"> "Time flies when you're a fudgepacker"> "First off, its supposed to be 'faggot' not 'fudgepacker', can you at least be original with your homophobia?"
>>528854635Ashley already accused him in the motel of being a cocksucker
If you had to bet on it, did Ashley keep the baby?
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>>528856901What did Nemlei mean by this?
>>528859539Not in Shots and Such.
They are terrible people and insane, but even they have better common sense than their parents to know that they're absolutely not in a good place to have a child.
>>528854635Ashley would probably first bully him about it, and then rape him to fix his gayness.
>>528854635Renee having a better relationship with Andrew as a gay son to compensate for the lack of any relation with Ashley would make it so much funnier
> "Hey Ashley, come to the kitchen, Mom is teaching me something, wanna try?"> "What's she teaching you, how to suck dick?"> "sigh just ignore her Andrew"
>>528860515He has also canonically swallowed semen, which not even SnSley probably does.
>>528860919>she likes eating her badly prepared human meat dishes but won't swallow andrew's cumhow will andrew ever recover
Julia's toothy blowjobs...
>>528860564It was a lot less obvious in Doug and Renee's case to be fair. They were too young to have kids but they had each other, they had friends and family to (kind of) help them, and they were able to finish school and hold down jobs. They could tell each other they could be poor but happy and it seems like they did actually try to make it happen. They failed obviously, but they had a valid hope that they could do it. If Renee had been more willing to be Andrew and Ashley's mom and Doug had been more lively and ambitious to keep and hold better jobs they might have even managed it.
Andrew and Ashley in SnS do not have a valid reason to have hope. There's no fixing it at that point, and both of them know it.
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>>528863516Judging by the letter, only reason they kept Andrew was because they assumed the other one would want it, as you can see with Douglas.
As for Andrew and Ashley, it's the opposite, both of them wanted to keep the child, but kept dissuading themselves by thinking other one wouldn't want it, but there is some potential silver linings for improving since they are stated to have good days and still love each other, so they may fix things one day, though I feel like even if they do mend their problems, there will be some lasting damage, I think Ashley premanently damaged Andrew's capacity to feel intimacy with anyone, so he may never truly make love.
If I was the warden they wouldn't go hungry I would only plap andrew
Can someone make a Nemleiverse chart with four quadrants:
>Has N word pass; doesn't use it
>Has N word pass; uses it
>Doesn't have N word pass; doesn't use it
>Doesn't have N word pass; uses it
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Damn it feels good to be a NEET
sibling kisses. sibling hugs. sibling breeding. sibling dates. sibling friendly rivalry. sibling banter. siblings taking care of each other. siblings looking after each other. Total. Sibling. Love.
>>528864981Giving the Thiu treatment to Ashley and Andrew
What are the results?
>>528867475I'll drink her soup if you know what I mean
>>528864359I read it the opposite way. Ashley says she doesn't want kids dividing Andrew's attention from her, Andrew says he doesn't feel up to the task of being a father, and they both 100% mean it and know the other does too. They both *wish* they didn't, which is where Andrew's incest facts and Ashley's "mother of your child" stuff comes from, but neither of them wants to try and fail to confront those issues again. They also know their entanglement with ??? and being in hiding wouldn't allow it anyway.
What's the best way to tell someone that they and their sibling would make a hot couple?
>>528868192>jawlines>skin tones>noses>lips>eye browsyup, they're more than likely actually related. I wonder if this game has actually caused more uh... 'bonding' between siblings.
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>>528868192I'm bothered by how atrociously wrong her shoes are considering how distinctly the game shows us their design.
>>528867850Well, the fact they pull "mother of your child" and incest factoids show that deep down they do want to have a family, but they know their situation is too bad to allow for it so they dissuade each other, i think they were testing each other to see where the other stands, if Andrew or Ashley insisted on keeping the child, I think the other one'd have caved.
>>528868364I'm bashing my head against the ceiling by doing autistic jumping jacks. I'm beating my chest like a gorilla. I'm howling like a fucking dog, and you don't understand how badly I need these cosplayers to breed with each other. She's hot as fuck, and no homo but the guy is really good looking too. It's arguably unethical for them NOT to mate, and the fact they probably are siblings makes it so much fucking hotter. This photograph is genetic perfection that speaks to powers beyond my understanding. Witnessing such astounding genetic hygiene and imagining its potential is a first-ever moment of awe in human history that should have been reserved for the eventual setting foot of man on Mars. There is a cosmic imperative for these siblings to fuck and produce non-stop progeny until she reaches menopause, and even AFTER she reaches menopause through the use of drugs, because they would be doing a great disservice to the human race by not multiplying amongst themselves.
>>528868997nobody wants to wear those ugly grandma shoes
>>528868997I've never seen boots with Elizabeth collars
>>528870649Nemlei has made some of the best waifus in years. She really does just come up with very pretty and very remarkable female characters.
>>528870816And all she had to do was make them conventionally attractive and act like women. The absolute state.
>>528871340And then she flipped the script by making a dishevelled male character who acts like a woman. And yet the girls still love him!
>>528871419I would fuck pretty much all of Nemlei's characters. The only ones I wouldn't are the old men like 6 Eyes, Douglas, and Juuliantain
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Wait, does NGN use the same font as Coffin? THE NEMLEIVERSE IS REAL, WE WON WE FUCKING WON! LET'S FUCKIJG GOOOOOOOOOO
>>528871927NEMLEIVERSE TRUTHERS WON
>>528872095stop it with this shit.
>>528872224I can't hear you over Noelle appearing in Episode 4
>>528872224Thiu used to live in the same apartment complex as the Graves before Merging and moving out to live with Julia
>>528872346Sure thing bud. On another note, what does julia wear to sleep? "Naked" is not an option here.
>>528872884She wears plot armour
>>528872884She wears ye'olde sleeping gown and prays to god for forgiveness for her premarital sex before bed every night.
It's crazy to think that one Anon landing trips of truth by chance directly kickstarted a chain of events leading to Drunkanon watching Spider-Man 2 with his sister whereupon he did nothing in violation of state or federal law.
>>528873598Good, she should be asking yahweh-I mean god, for forgiveness for having premarital sex.
>>528873863How did Raimi get away with this?
>>528875039Is there a term for men that have a jewess as a wife?
>>528875968"Circumcised"?
"Rich"?
"Disowned"? (By his family)
"Jew'ed"? (Like how a woman can be Blacked)
>>528876357>Jew'ed Im trying not to laugh at 2 am at this shit.
Finns have a great sense of humour. My mate is watching Winter War (1989) and just told me about a scene:
>after a battle the Finns return to the trenches
>Finnish soldier tells his squadmates "Hey, let's check if our neighbours left any documents on them"
>Squadmates asks "What documents?"
>The first soldier says "Let's check the pockets of their dead."
>Second soldier smiles; they both jump out of the trench into no man's land to loot Russian bodies
Very sarcastic and Nemleian
>>528846596same as it ever was
>>528881625I find the idea of my big sister spitting in my mouth hot, until I remember she has gingivitis.
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Stick.
>>528879470I can't tell whether Andrew performatively listens to progressive rap because he's pretentious and making appearances, or performatively hates all hip hop because he's pretentious and making appearances.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>528883348He's finnish, he thinks it's ooga booga music from the jungle.
>>528885078Anon... https://youtu.be/ymNFyxvIdaM
>>528885078>ooga booga music from the jungleThat's not how we'd see it, not even in the '90s. We see rap as something exotic just like weeb stuff.
>>528881625>GayMaybe a little but I would plap renee too
Found another use of the Ashley smiling sprite, although Andrew's version of this is his fake smile.
>>528868192>>528868364>>528869636Honestly thought that was a tranny
>>528891157Same scene. Kino.
>>528891013>>528891320>nothing to doExcept for her
>>528891316I hate trannies from the bottom of my soul for making guys paranoid about average-looking girls.
>>528891564you're just a girl with a manly face
>>528891852Average girls exist, yes. Wanna know something crazy? Even bellow average girls exist.
>>528868364Not the same nose, barely can see the eyebrows
Different lips
Not related, just outbreeding non-delphic attention whores
>>528891320I wonder if one long vacation would've been enough for Andrew to come to terms with where he and Ashley stand now, he really hasn't really had a chance to unpack and really proccess all of these recent events.
He spent first half of the quarantine waiting to get out , and likely avoided Ashley, then he started to realize they may die and he just settled on accepting death, and spent remainded of it starving out and watching both him and Ashley waste away, Ashley during the last days of the quarantine spent days passed out.
Then they eat a man, kill the wardens and he's internally freaking out over becoming an oulaw, only for Ashley to pile even more stress on him with the parents thing.
>>528892171i bet your BMI is off the charts
>>528892290You are lying. Those noses are IDENTICAL and you can easily see her eyebrows (which are the same as his) through the large gaps between her bangs. The lips don't strike me as disqualifying, so I think there is a high chance these are bona fide blood-related siblings straddling...hot...
>>528871765>JuuliantainWho the fuck is that? R63 Julia?
>>528892589Extremely different nose bridges
>>528892372If they were fed for the first month or so, that counts as a long vacation in my book. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity and he chose to stay a closeted siscon. When was he gonna spend a month with Ashley ever again? Especially if she got a job? If the quarantine was legit, their relationship would've fizzling out after it.
>>528871765>DouglasHe’s the most obvious Would of the whole game
>>528891672Anon has hysteria
>>528892770They look identical to me. The only thing (from these angles) that look different about their noses is the nostril shape. But siblings only share 50% of their DNA anyway, so the rest still absolutely stands as indicative of blood relation.
>>528892537I fucking knew that's what you're gonna reply with, as if skinny automatically means a 7 out of 10. If you have weirdly placed ears or a small face as a woman you're fucked, you can't even do what guys do to become more attractive. Getting buff doesn't make girls attractive so all that's left is dropping $50k on cosmetic surgeries and praying you don't look like a freak.
>>528892782Thing is, I imagine that during the beginning of the quarantine, Andrew still assumed he'd be back to his normal routine before long, and he would not have considered shacking up with her, both for social consequences, and him just generally not trusting her.
Technically it was a vacation, but he wouldn't have enjoyed it due to his internal misery over being locked up with Ashley.
>>528893183>as if skinny automatically means a 7 out of 10It does
Have you ever heard of the butterface concept
>>528893183just learn how to use makeup and go from 4/10 to 8/10
>>528885552you cant just hit me with this kind of nostalgia without warning
fuck
>>528893394Remove the nose piercing you mean
Otherwise, the "make-up" makes it strictly worse
>>528868192https://old.reddit.com/r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley/comments/1j96yfi/me_and_my_brother_cosplayed_graves_siblings_at_a/
>>528893183>Getting buff doesn't make girls attractiveSpeak for yourself
>>528893183holy shit, we've got a genuine femcel here
so many bad and moronic takes in one paragraph
Why the fuck are you niggers posting reddit links and screencaps
How many tourists do we have
>>528895124Back in my day we only posted on the itch comments sections. And we had to share them with Inky!
>>528846378Thread saved already
>>528893183That's a lot of words for "I'm ugly and still unwilling to do anal"
>>528894317Absolute epicness
>>528868997This floozy has NOT played the game and does NOT care about the details. I have never seen an accurate cosplay EVER!
>>528868997>>528896445Also random fingerless gloves and Andrew with painted nails
>>528896554God forbid you add some flare
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>>528896658NTA but Andrew having painted nails would imply that he's an edgy cunt just for attention, which we should know is the last thing he'd want. If anything, he's the exact opposite as evidenced by his hiding of his real personality with Julia.
Yes I said it, Julia was never right for Andrew. Only Leyley can have her Andy.
>>528896821This sister is SMART!
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>>528896905>Yes I said it, Julia was never right for Andrew. Only Leyley can have her Andy.I dont think this is a controversial statement
>>528896821>keeps asking andrew for hugsChat, she might actually be autistic.
Curious question, and this is ONLY because of the Summer Sale starting today: Is Omori anything like this game? Like at all. All I know about it is that I've heard there maybe some incestous undertones.
>>528898695>Is Omori anything like this game?No
>>528898695Omori has better gameplay
>>528898695They're nothing alike
>>528898695Both cover distressing themes and uncomfortable subject matter, the difference is in which subjects specifically, Omori is a lot more focused on guilt, depression, self-hatred etc.
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the real hero of this story
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why did his dick stay soft? was her flat ass that uncomfortable?
>>528903580Ashley has never felt a soft cock before
>>528864360I'll never understand why people make this weird shit? Like what is the appeal of massively cosmic depictions of fat people? I just don't get it and they seem to be posted at least once per thread.
>>528904502most people (like me) just post that stuff because it's funny
can't speak for the ones who are into that kinda shit unironically, tho
>>528904675Ironically licking dogshit is still licking dogshit.
>>528905449they're just funni pictures, no need to get upset
>>528903557Fuck, I love surgeon busts.
Captcha: 8MMR (vaxx)
>>528903038Douglas holds Renee by her shoulders because they're equals, Andrew pats Ashley on her head because he feels paternal affections towards her(and Ashley acts like a petulant brat), nice lil' details.
>>528903580Because Andrew isn't as le horny as people make him out to be, in fact his libido is bellow average for a man and I will die on this hill.
>>528907469>Andrew "Maybe I should rape my sister" Graves has a below average libido
>>528907593When did he want to rape her?
>>528903580The story has made it ample clear that Andrew's libido and general capacity for intimacy is extremely fragile and something he guards closely to his chest because he's afraid of Ashley damaging it for him, he represses himself whenever he can.
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Maybe I should rape my sister...
>>528907791He never seriously considered it or desired it, it was an intrusive thought that he discarded in two seconds flat.
>>528907469secretly watching his sister showering is freak pervert behaviour. just take a pics of your sister at the beach and fap to those pics like a reasonable man
>>528907791Average "Andrew is a fag" poster's playtime (30 minutes)
>>528907791https://fngames.io/coffin-of-andy-and-leyley
get to it, pleb
>>528908204>freak pervert behaviourThen I guess all men are freak perverts.
>>528908204What beach? the Graves are poorfags living in fictional Finland/Britain amalgam, I don't think they've been to a public pool, let alone a beach.
Ashley would also make a whole thing of him wanting to take a picture of her to the point Andrew would not want to risk carrying a camera with him.
>>528908382>I don't think anyone living in a non-landlocked country or an island nation has seen a beachIs this true, Eurofucks? As an Aussie I can't comprehend such a thing
>>528908374you watch your family/roommates undressing through a key hole?
>>528908276>fngames.ioAll Kit9 Civil Protection units, prepare to move in
>>528908686We have rivers with artificial beaches.
>>528908276What the fuck why is there 15 terabytes of dolphin porn on my computer
>>528908686Given Coffinland is likely inspired by Finland, which is more of a nordic country, one would have to cash out to move to a place where one can enjoy a beach, and the Graves just don't come off as people who'd cash out money for a vacation like that.
It is possible their city has a public pool, or a shitty beach of heir own, but likewise, the likelyhood of them actually going there seems low to me.
>>5289082640 actually, everyone just watches let's plays.
>>528908686There are lakes and such, which isn't like a beach but at least you can fish.
>>528908686>Is this true, Eurofucks?No, we just vacation in Spain or Portugal.
>>528908264>>528909030? People who dont play the game thinks Andrew is this goth dominant bad boy and not a weak whiny faggot
>>528908984Their city is on the coast, it must have at least one public beach. Andrew hates going outside though so maybe he never went.
>>528909393I bet they don't even know Andrew and Ashley are siblings
Ashley hasn't suffered enough so far, hopefully she suffers more in cliffhanger
Ashley always wins in the end.
>>528909839she lost in SnS though
So, which Batman character is closest to the members of the cast?
Imo it's:
>Andrew - Harley Quinn
>Ashley -Joker
>Renee - Killer Croc
>Douglas - Velintroquist
>Surgeon - Hugo Strange
>Julia - Gordon
>Warden - Lyle Bolton, AKA Lock-Up
>??? - Two Face's coin.
>Lord unknown - Mad Hatter.
>>528907593>>528908007The only reason he decided against it is because she would consent before he could get it in
Maybe if he was super fast he could do it
>>528910253>gets Andrew to herselfsince that's literally her ultimate end goal, she won.
>>528910253She won in Splat!
>>528910503She was literally scared shitless in Splat, only Andrew was happy
>>528910253SnS is her winning over Andrew in terms of wishes on what to do with their lives, SPLAT is them going with Andrew's desires and commiting a suicide pact(though knowing how insane they are and how they fell together, there's a chance Ashley survived by having Andrew cushion her fall, and her 10% of survival will increase, so she might have to live with knowing she failed to honor him), or SnS, where they go with AShley's wishes of a marriage which Ashley accepts would be disfunctional.
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>>528910465she has frowny face
>>528910680Don't worry, they'll find happyness and reconciliation once their world's Malcolm in the Middle comes out and changes their lives forever when they watch it.
>>528910598>She was literally scared shitless in SplatYeah but only for a few seconds.
>>528911047in SPLAT, she either dies with the regret over being unable to save their relationship being her last thoughts, and she'll likely blame herself over being unable to convince Andrew to choose life with her over death, or she survives and will have to live with the thought she even couldn't honor his lats wishes, and her own body is too broken to do anything about it at that point, at least for a while.
Just a reminder: the author outright states that she won.
When you're as nihilistic as Ashley even SnS is an adventure. Yeah, there's a lot of fights and some domestic violence but that's how they show they care for each other.
>>528911269Nigga she is NOT surviving that hit stop trying to make a bad ending worse than it already is.
>>528911281Neither of them win in SnS. Hopefully they will win in the good™ and happy™ and canon™ ending, trust the plan.
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>>528911281I don't think she got andrew's "undying love and affection" in SnS. she got forever enslaved by ???, boring sex, abuse, dying childless
>>528911047And then her soul was enslaved by ???
>>528911676https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/survived-7-story-fall-kill-102800373.html
Surviving falling from that distance is unlikely, but it is possible, and her landing on Andrew would increase her odds of survival.
>>528912016>yahoo.comHello Japanon
>>528911859>I don't think she got andrew's "undying love and affection" in SnSThat's not her goal, she doesn't get his love and affection in Leyley wins yet that's the happiest we've ever seen her.
>>528911895That's not how this works, you need to ascend to keep on trucking for ???.
>>528912151In Leyley wins Ashley deludes herself into thinking Andrew is happy because for whatever reason, she thought he was genuenly happy during their childhood escapades.
SnS is her knowing things are very bad, but she just doesn't really know how to improve things at that point, or rather, she doesn't want to give up her go-to power plays for it.
>>528882410THE SAME AS IT
EVER WAS
>>528912368She has enough perceptiveness to know that he's not actually happy, she just doesn't care as long as he plays along. Even in episode 1 she tells him to "play along". That's how Leyley views their relationship, two people playing house or playing lovers since she thinks she's unworthy of genuine love.
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>>528912792>She has enough perceptiveness to know that he's not actually happywe have 0 proof of this in leyley wins
>>528912205It says she'll continue serving him even in death when Andrew wins at tag, the state of her soul isn't likely to be better by the time Splat! happens.
>>528912792She explicitly says that it took Andrew time to "sort himself out" in leyley wins, she genuinely thinks he's happy by the end
>>528912016She wouldn't survive because narratively the whole purpose of the ending that is literally named "Deadest of Dead Ends" is them dying, and there are no implications by the author anywhere that she would live.
>>528912932Yeah I think she really isn't aware (or cares) in that ending. Wouldn't fit her character in that ending.
>>528912792No, she really did think he was happy then, she only finds out he wasn't in SnS.
>>528913012Wait, where was this? I don't remember anything liek that.
>>528913209"Deadest of Dead Ends" would really only require one of them to die, since you know, you can't exactly have a relationship with someone who does not exist anymore.
Even in the game itself, neither Andrew nor Ashley were sure the fall would kill them, and narration stops because this is where their story ends, Andrew was your POV and he dies regardless, it's not like he'd know Ashley survived or not.
>>528913252>I don't remember anything liek thatThat's because he's making shit up
>>528913594Nta but you are trying SO hard to make a quick dead end miseryslop anon. You're overthinking it.
>>528913012>>528913781??? tells Ashley that she will continue to serve him even if she ascends, due to her poorly-worded deal to stop Andrew from coming at her with his cleaver.
If ??? still has ownership over her soul once the siblings jump to their deaths, then he'll just have another useless tar-soul hanging around his garden since they don't seem to really do anything.
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>>528914674>2025... I am forgotten
>>528914674Andrew would never say nigger
>>528914692Yeah but you said it tells her after Andrew wins at tag.
>>528914863Who? ____?
>>528914674Can Yule really still be considered a nigger?
>>528914674I want to pound that rabbit bussy and make him cum hands free
>>528915114>Yeah but you said-Nta, I was correcting his faulty memory
>>528915114That's not me, and yeah, I remembered it wrong.
>>528915218He’s like Michael Jackson, a negro that somehow became white
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even teenshley was toxic towards andrew
>pic related
>stalking him and julia
>every time he tried to have a conversation or cuddle with her she pushed him away for a year just because he didn't want to cheat on his gf
>>528917184Yes, we already know she's based
>>528917184The perfect girl
>>528917184>she pushed him away for a yearNo, she was pushing him into normalcy since that's what he claims he wants, and it wasn't supposed to be for a year. It was supposed to be forever.
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Julia was always good to Andrew
>>528917804never having a conversation with your sister isn't normal
>>528918257Not allowing herself to be touched inappropriately by her brother is normal, also he was giving her life advice about handing employment. Ironically they were acting like more of a real family than ever.
>>528918257Sadly it kind of is.
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>>528918603>sleeping in your brother's arms means being touched inappropriatelywtf was andrew doing damn
Oh sweet painted sister!
Seems it's always been the same
Gettin' paid, for jerkingoffdudes!
Guess that's the name of the game
>>528919782I mean pressing your booba on your brother is YOU touching your brother inappropriately.
>>528920224uhh that happens every time you hug your sister
>>528920332NTA but not when I hug my sister
>>528917804Nope, she was just having an extended tantrum, she won't have tried to work in a whore house for attention if she did it for Andrew's sake.
>>528920332How fat are you? It doesn't happen when I hug my sister.
>>528920405>>528920457I mean it happens every time to andrew since her chest has decent size
>>528920696Look at these tiny, minuscule things. If you can even see them!
>>528920696Siblings don't hug like that, you basically lean forward slightly instead of gluing your torsos together.
>>528917184Ashley has always been an awful partner, she doesn't deserve someone as kind and patient as Andrew
>>528920972today I learned other opposite sex siblings do awkward incestphobic hug
>have a sister
>she isn't super perceptive and doesn't see through me and yet still loves the real me despite my attempts to hide myself from everyone
What's even the point?!
Sisters of the cat kind
https://x.com/AshleyGrav84480/status/1938236499734245773
>>528922275>Andrew!! Pull out of your sister this instant!
>>528922275Proof women love Shots and Such
>>528922802That's Burial.
>>528922910>burning cigar in Ashley
>>528921293When my cousin hugs me, hers squeeze right up against my torso, leaves very little to the imagination. I also don't have a sister so I never developed the incestphobic hug
>>528922678>Andrew>pulling out
>like a few coffin art
>now my feed is full of “women” thirsting about Andrew
Fuck off
>>528925590>go out of my way to only like Coffin art>my feed is full of politicsFuck off Elon.
>>528925590you mean to tell me andrew is a tranny magnet?
>>528925720Tumblr is a tranny magnet and unfortunately this game became big between tumblrites
I dont believe anyone with pronouns on bio is a biological woman
>>528925889maybe they're thirsting over andrew because he's gay coded
>>528926270He's not "gay coded" you're just a faggot
Game made by a woman for women. Deal with it sponger moid.
>>528925745What if Andrew started treating Ashley like a cat?
Giving her belly rubs, saying ksksksks when he wants her to come over, throwing catnip at her.
>>528927445he acts and looks like a faggot
>>528928927Would (You) like to be dressed up by Andrew as his sister?
>>528928650>looks like a faggotHe looks like a young man and isn't fat.
>>528928927I'd fuck myself too if I looked like that
>>528929702we get it, you look cute but you want to convince yourself you look straight
Thius 4
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>>528929793If I was as feminine as the average Nemlei character, I'd be in skirts all day
>>528930257Andrew looks like that Kurt fella who blew his brains out.
>>528930283autogynephiliacs out!
>>528930405I am NOT an autogynephiliac! I'm just a pervert
>>528904675>Haha, I'm so fucking gay and gross!>Dude that's gay and gross>GOT YOU!! I was only pretending
>>528910914>once their world's Malcolm in the Middle comes outAnon, their world's Malcolm got killed with a cleaver in episode 1.
>>528930257We get it you're brown and fat
To be honest Andrew is a twink after all
Thiu dresses like a girl when he has sex with Julia
>>528933535doesn't he canonically fuck his clone?
>>528933535A girl named "June"
>>528933691The canon end to me is Merge
>>528933759 (Me)
Holy fuck I unironically misremembered Jane's name
https://youtu.be/lnS_vLW6lJ0
>Dead star shine, Light up the sky
>I'm all out of breath, My walls are closing in
>Days go by, Give me a sign
>Come back to the end, The shepherd of the damned
>I can feel you falling away
>No longer the lost, No longer the same
>And I can see you starting to break
>I'll keep you alive, If you show me the way
>Forever and ever, The scars will remain
>I'm falling apart
>Leave me here forever in the dark
>>528931654Nta but I would be gay for big booty Andrew
Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright
Thius
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I'm still monstrously horny for Thiu's little ass
>>528933535Who's the top between Julia and Thiu?
>>528931654oh, im not pretending
Do you think Nemlei would ever make it so that Andrew and Ashley are canonically soulmates?
>They're practically soulmates already
Yeah but would she go out of her way to show that they are inseperable or similar to Douglas and Renee in spirit in the lore?
>>528940170They haven't really reached that level of harmony(if that's the correct word) yet, if ever, I think.
Douglas and Renee were codependent too, but where Andrew and Ashley make each other suffer, Doug and Renee were each other's emotional support, even if they kind of were enabling each other.
Whether their spirits being so inseparaiable being a good thing I am not so sure, since it shows they had certain blindness towards their lives due to their relationship,whereas Andrew and Ashley are a bit too prone to challenging each other on things.
>>528940902>they had certain blindness towards their lives due to their relationship,whereas Andrew and Ashley are a bit too prone to challenging each other on things.Isn't that a good omen? To push themselves to be better?
>>528941780In moderation, yes, it is a sign they have a potential to be better since they wouldn't settle for nonsense Renee and Douglas did, but that's conditional on them reacing an understanding, which they can't yet do due to a cycle of hurting each other and causing mistrust.
>>528941491Why does Ashley have a beautiful fucking dress on but Andrew looks like Narrator from Fight Club?
We've gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other, and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot
Ooooooooohhhhhhhh we're halfway there
wooooooaaaaaahhh, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
wooooooaaaaaahhh, livin' on a prayer
>>528944201>Take my handAs you wish
>>528944201BON JOVI SUCKS AND NEW JERSEY IS A SHITHOLE!
>>528945625I tried to make them singing together, but making a counterfeit Doug face took too much actual skill.
>>528947186Cute, you just know they did it too when they were younger or A&A werent around
>>528947369>They did it when they were youngVery young, in fact. At 15.
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>>528917184When did she ever stalk him or Julia as a teenager?
>>528950963>Bruised up Ashley No wonder Andrew felt like killing himself the day after
>>528951368I felt like killing myself after playing too
>>528950963What's it feel like to liquorboard a man into submission?
Julia 98
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Floozin ain't easy
>>528956406is she fucking her pillow?
hot
Nemlei
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>>528957640Don't worry bout it
>>528957640>tags only switched placesNothing, potentially
>>528957640THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>>528957640How long since an art update?
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>>528957640Julia eyebrows fix
>>528959425They changed the store trailer slightly yesterday. Went to rewatch and can confirm its slightly different,
>>528959593>Store trailerWhat do you mean?
>>528959580>Julia eyebrows fixI tried to do this but it wasn't good enough
>>528959726The trailer on the Steam page. When you go to view the game.
>>528959593>slightly differenthow?
>>528960135Different title graphic at the end.
>>528960286This will sustain /calg/ for weeks
Nemlei... more art updates... please
Nemlei is retconning the story so that Andrew and Ashley are not related, and Ashley is actually an adopted family friend
>no devlog next week
It's all starting to sink in. We're so far from Ch4 that there's nothing for Nemlei to even share with us. No little snippets or small art pieces. It's going to be pure radio fucking silence until a release date. I don't know if I can handle this. I've had the 1st marked on my calendar every month for over a year
>>528963565>not even a real friend, just adoptedDamn
>>528963808This is like when they took away the Jojo fridays from /a/.
>>528963950She's more of a family pet, really.
>>528963565Actually, Julia is Andrew's half sister from Douglas bad boy days and not even Doug knows this.
>>528963808Slow /calg/ AND no new coffin updates means you can spend time doing other things. I'm gonna visit some places and I won't even have to worry about the bajillion quality posts and discussions going on here (bait, low effort posting and thread derailment) while I'm touching grass! It's comfy.
>>528964314>Julia, an incest-hater, one day finds out she's been banging her long lost half-brother, while Ashley whom she suspected of being creepy with him, wasn't even related.
>>528964693It's not about genetics... power dynamics and stuff...
>>528920972>in america it is taboo to hug your sisterGrim
>>528964862I need to look down at her pretty face while my cock is fully lodged down her throat
>>528963808>We're so far from Ch4 that there's nothing for Nemlei to even share with us.That's not the implication at all. We're not getting devlogs because Ch4 is so climactic that showing more would spoil it. Do remember that 3A was done in August. Ch4 will come out this year, mark my words.
>>528967406She'll bite you
>>528969895Not on purpose.
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Finland really is Coffinland if real and without anglo traits
https://files.catbox.moe/snkyse.mp4
>>528970312Fucking kek
We need to talk about what went wrong in Finland to create Coffin, Iron Sky, Fear & Hunger, and Linux.
>>528970312Idgi. What's the context?
>>528970587It's a fucking advert for a hospital, how do you not get that?
>>528970312>>528970587Ohhhh, I get it.
Based Suomalian government encouraging citizens to kiss their sisters.
>>528970657That wasn't even the joke lol
>>528970475I think you mean what went right
>>528970895>What's the context for this clip?>It's an advert for a hospital.>Yeah but that's not why it's funny.what
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>>528970475Its the cold man
Same reason why russians make some esoteric kino too like ill
>>528970587Its a hospital named kill yourself
It could easily be a joke from Coffin
>>528970475Don't forget Max pan.
bervitin
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>>528970475Don't forget this guy
>>528972207Why do we have such cute sisterwives yet the so-called "tolerant left" won't let you marry her?
>>528972207Why are her feet speaking rabbit?
>>528972762Not sure, but her feet are definitely speaking to me
https://x.com/madoka36_madoka/status/1936515839681069321
>>528970312>without anglo traitsIf only.
>>528970475we got only the most deranged and twisted games conceivable
like cruelty squad
or baba
> Ashley playing baba is you> has to ask Andrew to backseat (theyre both stumped)
>on sale
Okay fine, I’ll play it.
I thought I had conquered my incest fetish… the promise of good writing and the gorgeous art style are too tempting.
>>528978024Welcome to the family!
>>528957640this is an automated thing that happens as users tag games on steam and different tags become more popular than others, it has nothing to do with developers
Since I know some of you ITT are disgusting sex havers, would it actually be considered weird for Andrew to have a foot fetish?
>>528981703Andrew wanted to fuck his sister; I doubt Ashley would be prudish about literal skin.
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SEX with this faggot
>>528982097Andrew loving his bold, cute, funny, smart, loyal, talented sister as much as she loves him is perfectly understandable.
Wanting to rub his penis on her feet not so much.
>>528985383Maybe if he rubs his penis on her foot 3 times he'll get a magic wish
>>528985383How can you say you love a girl if you don't want to rub your penis all over her?
>>528986340>sexual completionismThat's kind of based, but that's also not footfaggotry.
>>528987003Cute girls have cute feet. Simple as
cowdrew https://files.catbox.moe/yw0e3y.jpg
Andrew is definitely hotter than Ashley. I fuck him or get fucked by him any day of the week. Whereas I could take or leave Ashley
No homo
>>528918257That's what me and my sis are tho
I wish I was Ashley so I could be kind to my onii-chan and he'd hug me lots and say nice things to me
>>528985383It's just skin! If her feet are pretty and cute, what's the crime?
>>528963808So did I. Literally was my excuse to get through every month... now.. fuck. I guess I'll have to just play other stuff and post here to fill the void. Started Fear and Hunger, it's weird but interesting. But I have no fucking idea what's going on.
>>528994772>Literally was my excuse to get through every monthCoffin is genuinely the only thing I have to look forwards too in life. Not in the sense that my life is shit, just that I've been treading water for ages. My job is boring and repetitive with no chance for change, I'm a hikikomori with no social life, I play the same games over and over. Coffin is the only thing I have in the future that actually gets me excited. Everything else is just the same day on repeat. No matter what, I could always hang my hat on the first of the month. It was something to look forwards too. Now, I just have to hope we get a random Nemlei injection once every whenever.
>>528995141>Coffin is genuinely the only thing I have to look forwards too in lifeIt's still mine. I do like other things, and even revisit old things I genuinely like. But Coffin holds a special place in my heart because It's something I love dearly, like those old things, but it's new. The only modern thing I like desu. I just hope once it's finished entirely I can enjoy it until the day I die.
>>528995141Thiuism is the path to suicide, anon. What did you do that was so bad you have to torture yourself like that?
DevLogs
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>>528995141>random Nemlei injection once every whenever.
>>528995141I'm tired of seeing things I like getting ruined or desecrated. If TCOAAL ends up badly I don't think my sanity can take it anymore
>>528995573>What did you do that was so bad you have to torture yourself like that?It's not that I've done something worth punishing myself, it's that I have 0 drive or ambition. I don't want to do anything more than play Coffin and post here with you all. Spending 16 hours a day on my computer is all I want.
It's just that I see my siblings and cousins getting nice jobs or getting married and whatnot and I start to feel like the walls are closing in on me
>>528996205>If TCOAAL ends up badlyI highly doubt it will. I do genuinely want a good ending where they end up together. Worse case scenario, maybe I can adjust my headcanon to make SnS eventually not be completely terrible.
>>528996351Nothing will change if you yourself won't try
>>528996351Wow you're literally me
>>528996404I don't really want to. Sorry, I know I'm not being helpful. But I don't want to waste your time by fishing for advice I won't take. Like I said, I really enjoy spending all day posting here. My problem isn't that I feel left out or anything. I genuinely want to post here and play Coffin all day for the rest of my life. The problem is that I know I can't do this forever. Eventually my parents are going to kick me out and I need to have SOMETHING going for me when that day comes. However, I just don't care enough to actually get off my ass and do it.
I just wish we had the devlogs back. I was never more than 31 days away from something to look forwards too
>>528995141I play Coffin on repeat
>>528996731Make an incest RPG of your own, Anon. Change the world!
Hagtaker
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>>529004119I remember when we called this game Helltaker 2
>>528981703There is nothing weird about having a foor fetish in person. That's an online only thing.
>>528981703Absolutely. The only okayish fetish irl is men dressing as women, although to be fair women have been dressing as men for the past 100 years so tolerating trannies is equality.
>>529009091>The only okayish fetish irl is men dressing as womenok tranny
>>528971569Or this guy. Finns go hard.
>>528996731>I don't really want toNonsense, or it wouldn't bother you.
Spotting your own copes is crucial to dealing with them so you can progress, anon.
>>529009439Is ZZZ worth playing?
>>529007428A lot of people don't know but real life isn't a hentai manga where touching a woman's foot makes her recoil and squeal and say "noooooo that's so taboo senpai". As long as you're not tickling her, 99% of women are not going to have a problem with foot stuff. No one gives a shit because it's just skin
>>529012592>is gachashit worth "playing"What do you think?
>>529012750Playing gachas is the gameplay equivalent of gooning
How much of Ashley's behaviour can be explained by being on the rag at the start of 3A/possibly during Episode 2?
>>529016519bad excuse. in SnS route she acts much worse during days after her period than during period
https://files.catbox.moe/rjxaej.jpg
What does sister butthole feel like?
>>529016987Sister pussy grool...
>>529016987how long until Andrew is allowed in there?
https://mangadex.org/chapter/01784f99-ce95-49b1-8aaf-62b177cf0442
This just reminds me how Andrew is a dumb faggot
>want to fuck your sister
>get transported to another world
>marry her
It's that simple.
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>>529019982>mika_mikamiI kneel...... the shinto high priest of deplhism...
>>529020113>Drawing a brosis doujin series so long that imouto grew up from loliAbsolute legend
>>529019668Depends on how long until he asks
>>529019668>anal is for whores
>>529021770interesting question
Andrew is a romantic so he probably doesnt want to feel like he's degrading Ashley but he is also a pervert
so who knows when hes gonna want to try kinky stuff
>>529022352Anal is for Ashley
>>529022680She doesn't love Andrew that much
>>529022916She's a fucking liar
She is literally willing to commit suicide for him
She will let him play with her butthole if he asks
i want to get andrew fagpreggers
>>529023489We call it imboygnating, get it right
ackl
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>>529022984>ashley's face during anal
>>529023489It's called boypreggers
ashegao
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>>529022984>ashley's face during anal
>>529024292Andrew would definitely try his best not to hurt her and not to make it nasty. He would research it and such.
Of course anal inevitably hurts but he could cheat by kissing her lots and playing with her.
>>528846027 (OP)>such inhuman>how could he killed me?You niggers need to stop making English mods. Make it in your own language, if it's good someone will translate it for us.
>>529024661She might like the way it hurts considering her self hatred
>>529024664Tell that to Nemlei. Someone should make a mod fixing all her spelling and grammar mistakes.
>>529025024ashley isn't a masochist. that'd be julia
>>529025648From what I understand pain from anal isnt like masochistic levels of pain more like spanking of hair pulling
>>529023817>>529024434my apologies, i don't keep up-to-date on the homo pronouns
>>529024664Hahaha this looks like a tails get trolled panel. Which mod is this?
>>529021770>>529022560I imagine it's Ashley who's gonna suggest it after first couple of months of being a couple to take on a challenge to herself and prove she loves Andrew to try it.
By himself, I don't think Andrew would ask for it because his perversion is correlated to his alienation from Ashley, he comes off as someone who's got very fragile sense of intimacy, and he guards that aspect of his(and I guess later their) life very tightly, especially since he already knows his ability to be intimiate with others(via Julia) is broken due to his past.
>>529024661He can use Lemon flavoured lubricant
>>529025597Her sentence structure was always passable.
>>529025597That's part of the soul
>>529027362There exists people in this world
>>529025597There are?
As ESL who likes English Nems is my role model
>>529027362>"It is me."I always thought the way Ashley finishes the voicemails was odd.
>>529028008That is native-sounding in-context
>>529027282i understood that reference
you ancient negro
>>529028143Almost every streamer subconsciously reads it as "It's me."
>>529027819>As ESLAs an ESL*
>>529028221Which KS girl would Andrew prefer the most? (Ashley couldn't manage to finish the game because she just can't understand why would anyone waste time staring at boring anime girls with walls of text for hours to get some lewd scenes)
>>529028397Yeah but Ashley is autistic and that's how austists speak.
>>529028505You must excuse that anon, they are 4VSL (4chan Vernacular Second Language)
No sir.. We're no longer selling the Stickley Box Burger, it was a limited time item promoting a true crime documentary about some bitch in a box.
>>529028768Wow okay you big titty monster then I will take 13 McWraps, 8 McRoyals and a Sprite.
>>529025597I've only noticed one definitely wrong word used, and it wasn't so bad that I didn't know what was supposed to be there. Can't remember where since I didn't dwell on it though.
>>529028594Wow Ashley is smart for not getting vns
Ironically, she's in one
>>529025597Her english is sufficient. Yours is not.
>>529028768>Gimme all the money in the register!
>>529029164>Hahahaha! Whatever. How does this look to you?!!!
>>529029148>Andrew disguised as Big Smoke
>>529030598>Miss, this establishment is card-only
>>529030395>What the fuck are you talking about Andrew? What we do is pointless because some creep across the screen decides what we'll do? Enough with this defeatist crap! I always hated when they do wall breaking stuffs in the movies! It's fucking cringe!
>>529031092Im out of Noelle portraits
Someone help
>>529031470https://iwanplays.itch.io/rpaex
Could be malware so no warranty lol
>>529031456>I can finally cum in you and it's someone else's fault. Thank God
>>529032326>You will stoop to fuck me only when some omnipotent creep forces you to do so? Sighs....
>>529032897That hand placement. ^.^
>>529032760Stop ruining my horny post with in character Ashley
>>529034049I JUST WANTED SOME LOVE!
Realistically, could Andrew and Ashley defeat Columbo?
>>529034187>And you'll get lots of it! In every position!
>>529034218Theyd be better off shooting him before answering any of his questions
>>529034218Columbo uncovers the Graves' many crimes, the Toxisoda organ harvesting conspiracy, and the 6-Eyes cult all before the end of the episode.
>>529034218Andrew and Ashley could defeat anyone with the power of LOVE
>>529028397Because they interpret the vocal cadence and emphasis of the line in a basic bitch way when it's clearly meant to be read in a more dramatic manner.
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>>529041734I'm still disappointed Renee apparently didn't even know Julia existed until the vision where she sees Andrew and Ashley in bed together, a few months at most before the quarantine. The two of them interacting could be really funny.
More like, The Coffin of Sneed and Chuck
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Another shitty day in my shitty Thiu life
>>529045976Tal is made for Lua, cease this anti-Delphic blasphemy.
>>529045976If Viv was interested in Thiu he wouldn't be fucking himself
>>529049318viv and thiu look equally mid to me
>>529049318I mean, it kinda looks like she is interested in Thiu in the merged ending, given her extremely lax working conditions for him and him having a photo of her in his appartment.
>>529051867>and him having a photo of her in his appartment.That's just Thiu's one sided crush towards Viv that he will obsess over until one day really misreading the room and trying to make a room on Viv while she is completely uninterested. She won't fire him, but it'll make work really awkward and Thiu will stop going outside for a while afterwards
>>529052260I dunno, I don't think Viv would've offered him to work for her at his own leisure without at least feeling some sympathy towards him.
Maybe she wants a doormat and Thiu would join Nemlei's compendium of weak husbands, like Lynn's dad and Douglas.
>>529052513Well she definitely has sympathy for him. But that's because of his circumstances. I don't think she's actually into him though
Curious question, has anyone played pic related? Only curious because it seems to have cutsey kind of art Nemlei did for the Kit9 games(iykyk). Is it worth a playthrough?
>>529054938forgot the pic, im retarded. goddamn it
>>529055131isn't this the one whose dev killed himself
>Your own sister cucks to the accuser that killed her brother
I can't handle this level anti-delphism
>>529054938>Is it worth a playthrough?No
>>529055131>>529058446I can't include pics today, for some reason.
>>529055131The only thing it has in common with tcoal is that it's a VN. And even there it differs in that tcoal is a VN with puzzles and nitw is a VN with platforming.
Pretty good though. Characters are cute even if the plot is kinda meh and gets really pretentious at times.
>>529061048>*gets raped in burial*
>>529061676She's the one who rapes
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I'm not in danger, andrew. I am the danger
>>529062932A girl opens her front door and gets raped and you think that of me?! No. I am the one who KNOCKS
>day off tomorrow
>dad says we have to buy a fridge
Casual Thiuphobia NEEDS to stop
>>529064321Julia is the type of girl to tell a "is your fridge running" joke
>>528846381>>528917637>>528940392>>529023531Any headcannons for these four Graves children you anons feel like sharing? Or do you have an entirely different headcannon for Andrew and Ashley's kids and would you be privy to share it?
>>529065070Julia is a textbook yapper
>>529065953It just means she's happy.
>>529009439If mihoyo had balls, they'd play around with this idea more
>>529067925Happy hussy, happy life
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Oh man, what an alive general, Coffinkeks. Say, how did you all feel about all those endings you have?
>>529073853I want to molest and traumatize Noelle
>>529073936Bullshit, prove it
>>529073853This is the fault of americans, these are their hours but they're too busy eating big macs and training bald eagles or something.
>>529073853>Fast thread>People complain how bad discussions, shitposting and schizos >Slow thread People say the general is dead
What's the winning play here?
Kinda curious guys
How hard is it to actually development an RPGmaker game? You got the graphics, backgrounds, items designs, etc, but the actual coding aspect can't be hard at all on this old engine right?
Vast majority of the dev time has to be in the writing and the art
>>529075252If you look at the game never ever chart, IIRC what's mostly left to do is drawing
>>529075252Close to no coding, and we're living in the vibe coding age anyway. Jared Moore aka Mr Kit9 is a lazy fraud and that's why we have to wait so long. His job consists of making 5 clicks a day and fucking Nemlei.
>>529075529>His job consists of making 5 clicks a day and fucking Nemlei.What an absolute winner at life. Truly an inspiration.
>>529075252>development>*developGotta love how much I butcher my own native language...
>>529075252I don't know much about the actual programming but apparently it takes up a lot of time. So maybe it actually is that Kit9 is just lazy
>>529075585Idk Kev, Nemnem's fat
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>>529075252>How hard is it to actually development an RPGmaker game?I used to make RPGmaker games at like age 10 with pre made assets. They looked like old Final Fantasy games
>but the actual coding aspect can't be hard at all on this old engine right?0 coding envolved as i remember
>>529075979The issue Nemlei came across was that she went over the limit of RPGmaker and had to make basically a custom engine. It's why episode 3 took so long
What is the nicest thing each sibling does to each other that we see?
>>529076183When Nems stumbled upon that issue, some anons here talked about how there are better modern engines that are much easier than RPGMaker. I didn't ask at the time but what are those engines? What other engine is out there that Namurai could've used to make Coffin or a game like Coffin?
>>529077032Andrew - raising and caring for her when nobody else did
Ashley - understand and accept him when nobody else would
>>529075252This
>>529076183 is spot on
RPGmaker is basically a tool, kind of like Gmod or SFM. You can:
>literally use premade assets to make a simple game in an afternoon>put in your own assets to make any sort of funny shitpost in like a week>Really push RPGmaker to it's limit to make a full fledged indie game>manipulate it to the point where you've practically made a new engine with it (like those guys who made an entire 3D dungeon crawler with RPGmaker)It's ease of use comes with the drawback of being severely limited though, which is why the last part is what ends up happening for the games that make it big.
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>>529075995>Nemnem's fatIs this true? I thought all finnish women looked like a vintage 80s girls
>>529077713Nemlei is an architects dream
>>529077032Ashley staying with Andrew while he butchers their neighbor, and Andrew defending Ashley from Renee shitting on her. They choose to do those things solely for the other's benefit, which makes them nicer than stuff they were forced into or both benefit from.
>>529077032Andrew - everything
Ashley - nothing
>>529077032In terms of actions, it'd be this
Andrew: kills the Warden to protect Ashley
Ashley: Enslaves herself to a demon to protect Andrew
>>529079404>Andrew's is a moment of bravery>Ashley's is a moment of stupidity
>>529079842His answer is yes
>>529079650Anon just gave a retarded example
This anon's
>>529077373 is the right answer I think.
>>529080848Those aren't direct actions at all
>>529079842The fuck is that retarded line? Post the original.
>>529079650Ashley wouldn't have had to became a slave if Andrew didn't start fucking with the demon's souls. So it cancels out
>>529081069>the original.It's a Fire Punch reference, retard
>>529081250Looks nice. Is it delphic?
>>529079001Andrew pulling her hair while she was trying to comfort him was nice now?
>>529082029That's how boys show their love
>>529082029NTA but Andrew did NOT need comforting at that moment, he needed to stop and come up with something, he needed to think. Women trying to consolidate men while they have to think is like men trying to come up with a solution when women just want to complain about things and vent to them. I'm not trying to accuse the imouto of anything because that shit is only natural but it is what's going on.
>>529082330Ashley looks so innocent here
>>529082917She is innocent.
>>529082917>implying sisters can be guilty
Hussies represent freedom. They're numerous, versatile, and you can have your pick of the little. Hussy marriage is pure because it's two people who freely and openly choose each other
Sisters, by contrast, are tyrannical. They're imposed on you from above. You have no say or choice in the matter and can be randomly straddled with something terrible.
>>529083345They can be guilty; guilty of being too cute.
>>529084507>implying freedom of choice is a virtueHistory has proven that giving the average person a choice in the matter has disastrous consequences.
>>529084507>Saying totalitarianism is bad in the chud sibling breeding forum
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>>529075995>Nemnem's fatBased
>>529086252Mmmmm... sistersquish.
Name the band, /calg/
https://x.com/HentieProtag/status/1938718757209178257/photo/1
>>529087065Guns and Roses (ironically fitting)
>>529084507Ok but hussies are uglier than sisters
>>529087163So THAT was what the game's title was referring to
>>529077204not aware of it anon, sorry
>>529085352totalitarianism (side that i dont like) is bad
totalitarianism (side that i like) is good
>>529087126>>529086436>>529086252I cannot think of anything more based than architecting your sister. You're a gentleman with a unique taste; few men can appreciate the beauty of what your sister will transform into under your guidance. Living with her, you have countless opportunities to feed her silly, eventually making her too fat for other men to be interested in stealing her from you. She'll come to you, crying and lonely, and become dependent on her brother because you're the only person who loves her despite her weight. And boom: now you have a fun-size, extremely attractive sister completely to yourself!
>>529090767Hussy totalitarianism (side that i don't like) will NOT win. You just wait until 2030.
>>529034218Yes. Being able to summon a soul eating demon, a stronger demon that can brainwash people and having the ability to see the future is very hard to beat
>>529090767I WANT TO KISS HER FRECKLES
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>>529090767I personally prefer to be governed by supranational bodies ran by low-profile hussy technocrats
>>529091928Fanart of Julia being absurdly strong always makes me chuckle
>>529091928>Making Andrew x Julia art in the year of our Lord Episode 3AHow can people still be so cringe and so retarded
>>529092406It's just people self inserting into one of them
>>529092348I liked that post about Nemlei adding Julia folding Andrew like a pretzel if she opens the fridge and he tries to attack her alot
>>529092406Maybe its old art
I just hope the initial census thread isn't what killed /calg/.......
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Andrew fangirls are crazy but I feel the same way about Rule 63 Andrew so I totally get it.
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>>529092406Forgot to attach the image
>>529093627>smokes>into gay poetry>moody>two faced liarAndrea would suck
>>529093627>Parody Account?
>>529093801That account is not actually Leyley you see
Hey /calg/
My name is Renee, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day leeching from your parents and looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a job? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the janitor team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked imaginary sisters"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot husband (He just ate my pussy; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>529093698>smokesTurns me on
>into gay poetryThat's cool
>moodyMakes me want to fuck her
>two faced liarMakes me want to fuck her
>>529093987I-Impossible... How this can be? It has to be her, right?
>>529091162That is abuse.
>>529094162>>two faced liar>Makes me want to fuck herGirls seems fond of you
I think the government should ban smoking except for women. In fact, it should be mandatory for women to smoke.
>>529094603I'm not sure I follow
>>529094887I wish I could be Ashley
>>529094887Smoking makes you smell bad
>>529095123You seem easy going, not minding a liar. I think it's a good faculty to have in dealing with women.
>>529095368It doesn't. Female smokers smell like angels (and have the voice of angels too).
>>529095545I know a female smoker. She's actually a really nice girl, but i don't think that the habit it's necessary.
>>529092669>Maybe its old art>Implying Andrew x Julia ever made sense
>>529096689It's literally canon
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>>529097496You know what I mean
>>529087065Which genre would they sing? I bet it's some emo rock like this one https://youtu.be/zgvKBDvLwC0?si=qno7dr9xaY9htvDi
>>529097496Not since she dumped him in episode 1
>>529100192>>529102320Andy and Julie are star-crossed lovers who are being pulled apart by that evil vixen Ashley. But, don't worry, they'll find true love (each other) in the end
>>529103115Fuck that, i hope that in the dead end where Andrew and Ashley go kill Julia in Burial they find her mid-sex with her new bf and he folds Andrew like pretzels
The fail state where Julia opens the Carl fridge should've had her be horrified upon discovering the body, Andrew tries to attack her, but she uses her Dagestani Judo skills to fold Andrew like a pretzel(or because he's just so weak he's only able to beat Ashley), make a citizen arrest.
By the time the cops arrive to arrain Andrew, Ashley teleports in, and she gets arrested for witchcraft.
Julia becomes a national hero for steopping a murderous cannibal and an actual witch, gives many interviews and sells the rights to adapt her life on how her life has been manipulated by the malefactors that are her false friend that is a witch, and her dupliciitous boyfriend who murdered her best friend in a long con to turn her into his thrall, selling the story to some shitty streaming company
>>529103806Julia's new boyfriend is Jane
>>529105316girls cant be boyfriends silly
it pisses me off so badly how barely anyone found the time capsule
Hussysona that cucks... Andrew?
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>>529107882>so, are you going to help me sis?
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>>529111998I need to see the frottage
>>529111998andrew would fuck happy thiu while sad thiu would be an abandoned third wheel
>>528854635ashley and andrew sucking your cock together and she's showing him the ropes
>>529113569Sad Thiu likes to watch
>>529114359There are much worse moms out there than Renee.
>>529115815https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Sylvia_Likens
>>529116234Yeah, but that happened to somebody else, so it's not nearly as bad!
>>529115815Mine
Renee at least loved her husband
I'll be honest with you guys. I love this game dearly, more than anything that's come out in the past 20 or so years. But I'm completely at my wits end on what there is to actually discuss. Almost everyday since Episode 3 released I've discussed this game and it's content. Everything there possibly could be to discuss. Not a good sign considering no more devlogs. Closest thing I have to them are checking the SteamDB page, which I do at least twice a day already. Think I may go insane.
>>529087065My Chemical Pheromones
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>>529119141They're both dangerous lunatics tbqh.
>>529118628>whispers in the earOC, never wrong to pick up the brush or pen to answer the immortal question of "what if?"
>>529118628Hop off the thread and start daydreaming/dream-maxxing. Once you learn to lucid dream and OBE you can spend all of the time you want with this game and its characters in an uninhibited space.
>>529118628Brother, it's only been 3 months. We lasted 18 off of Ch2
>>529075252Stop. Your soulless cashgrab TCOAL clone with AI art will not even sell 20 units.
>>529122719the sovl tcooal-like genre will bloom and flourish
>>529123603>sovl tcooal-like genreit doesn't exist
current tcooal-like genre is a bunch of mods with same story line, out of character dialogue and meh art
>>529123603>>529124618They're called Nemleivanias thank you
>>529115576It's such a shame Renee is so fucking hot
There will be a new devlog on July 1, trust the plan.
Nemlei's dog ate the devlog, sorry.
>>529124618Those aren't tcooal-like, they're shitmods. The genre is officially called "Incestvania" by the way.
>>529126310Because it's funny.
>>529126310Because you find new items that let you backtrack and open up previously inaccessible areas.
>>529118628I would've scribbled my own incest story to fill the time if only I had some experience in romance
>>529127279How many times do we have to tell you? Platonic incest is perfectly fine. You don't have to write a love story for it to be incest.
>>529127556>Platonic incestHow can normal siblings getting along well without sexual tension be called 'incest'? It's just normal family bonding
Anyway thinking about fictional sibling interaction kinda hurts my heart, reminding me of my sis
>>529127989Because they can have siblinglike sex instead of normal sex.
>>529127989You just have to platonically kiss your sister on the back of the neck while she's reading, and then proceed—in a very non-sexual fashion—to run your hands over her body. If she starts making noises of appreciation then you know you're being a good big brother. A fantastic big brother, on the other hand, would take it one step further and platonically make passionate love to her sisterly body until she's shaking and then go in with intent on round 2. Platonically, that is.
>>529128617some anon will try this and his sister will cut contact with him
>>529128971Yeah please don't do that unless you know your sister is into that shit. If she is into that shit, by all means. If.
>>529128417>>529128617Sighs
I wish I didn't have a sister so I can fantasize freely like you without something nagging in my mind
>>529129105You can fantasize with or without a sister. I understand why people romanticize siblings so much, but ultimately the reason it works so well in fiction is the circumstances are set up to make the situation romantic, [romancing] your sibling won't naturally make it romantic, as nice as that would be. The only thing I'll ever advocate is for people to be nice to their cute sisters.
>>529129220I don't know when I see her I feel something between sad warmth in my heart and weird illogical urge to stab her
We barely interact anyway. It doesn't matter
>>529128617Drunkanon, you may not realise this, but you owe me a beer. Last year when you were doing Russian roulette on what to text your sister, one Anon wrote "I really want to fuck you". He did not land the specific digits you asked for, but he got something even better: trips of truth. I am not that Anon; however, I did peer pressure you into abandoning the specified digits and acquiescing to the trips of truth. This directly led to a chain of events leading to you watching Spider-Man 2 with your sister and doing nothing in violation of state or federal law.
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>>529118628You're so close to figuring out the real issue but are not quite there.
generals for single player games that get updates at a yearly basis at best have no reason to exist. Actual discussion always peters out month or 2 after updates and it turns into an off topic social circle. /vg/ would massively improve if all threads like this were instead occasional threads on /v/ instead
before you say it, outside of update time I only lurk for OC
>>529130860but you don't understand. no lifers have to keep bumping the dead /calg/ for months to make their fandom look bigger than it is
>>529132445We WILL do free marketing for Kit9 and there's nothing you can do to stop us, QUEER!
>>529132445(((they))) are afraid of /calg/
are (You) one of (((them)))?
>>529022984Why would he? He prefers unloading in her womb anyways
>>528846027 (OP)I've been out of it. Is it over?
>>529130860>>529132445Anti-/calg/arian propaganda on MY thread??
I am addicted to this place and I'm not leaving in a hundred years.
>>529134503It's not over until the fish jumps.
>>529127556>Platonic incest is perfectly fine.No it's not.
>>529134853Why the hell not?
I like seeing Momley struggle dealing with the kids who love her and she ultimately gives them her love
>>529116234The mother of this girl was arrested a long time prior to the events, and the culprit from this case was an unrelated caretaker and her children. How is this case related to Renee?
>>529137406I love Ashley's rump
>>529134853How the fuck can incest be platonic? Do you platonically tongue your sister?
>>529136538I like her innocent clueless new mother look, it's so cute
>W-what now? What do you want from me??>Poor kid... What am I supposed to do??
>>529137870>Take out your tits and feed him I guess, I dunno...
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>stupid baby keeps biting my nipple. fuck this. I'll just feed him human meat
>>529138772You can mince up fish for a baby and they love it. It's not supposed to be good for them but I think it is anyway, yes the experts are ALL wrong.
>>529138886I wouldn't do that considering the kind of shit that's in the ocean, then again I also wouldn't inject a baby with nearly three dozen vaccines.
>>529138772Based Ashley giving her baby meat to chew as soon as they teeth so that they will grow a healthy jaw and skull.
>>529141276Does this Ashley have a jacket?
>>529137842>Do you platonically tongue your sister?Though what he probably means is something that con-artist psychologists used to call "Emotional Incest". Meaning no actual sex occurs, but family members (usually parents with children) develop a strong emotional or trauma bond as a substitute for intimacy. Most people just call it "codependency" these days, but "emotional incest" sounds scarier.
Yet another reason why psychology and psychotherapy is bullshit.
>>529142717>emotional incestalso known as 'suffering together' or 'poverty'
lol
>>529142717No, I'm referring to platonically having sex with your sister
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>>529143028If you have sex with someone it, by definition, ceases to be platonic.
What you're thinking of is Eros, or Lust. Completely different from Platonic.
>>529142717>Close family members >HOLY SHIT IS THAT AN EMOTIONAL INCEST?Kek
>>529143028Platonically, of course + no chromo + Decay won't have incest
>>529143459>If you have sex with someone it, by definition, ceases to be platonicNot true, you can have friends with benefits
>>529143504Huwite peepo aren't supposed to have families everybody knows this
>>529143612Fuckbuddyness and the like is WHOREDOM
>>529143612That's called Lust, bro. Just because you don't treat them like shit afterwards doesn't make your relationship "Platonic".
>>529143798Yeah but one does not lust after his sister. Sibling incest should be cute and fun and innocent and not based on lowly sexual desire
>>529143612You fucking retard, that's called 'eros' or erotic love. It's not platonic.
>>529144305We're getting off topic. The discussion at hand is about siblings platonically having sex and eros is completely irrelevant. I don't see why it's so difficult to have non-erotic sex with your sister.
>>529144290>Sibling incest should beThere's your problem right there. Life doesn't operate under "should be" rules. Some sibling incest is cute, romantic and wholesome. Others are deeply abusive and horrifying. Just browse the recurring incest threads on /b/ to see the spectrum.
>lowly sexual desireSpoilers: if you're starting from a baseline of "sex equals lowly and inferior" you're never going to have a healthy romantic relationship with anyone, sibling or otherwise.
>>529144660>if you're starting from a baseline of "sex equals lowly and inferior" you're never going to have a healthy romantic relationship with anyone, sibling or otherwise.it's over for ashley
>>529144660>sex equals lowly and inferiorIt objectively does, the more sex you have the more diseased you are. Typically.
>>529144871The game is ironically about Andrew and Ashley growing up and refraining from thinking sex is gross
>>529145423Andrew doesn't think promiscuity is gross except if Ashley does it.
>>529144949So become a monk and die a virgin. By your logic, that makes you superior over all.
>>529146420No, you can just have sex with your sister.
>>529146420That's the pinnacle of purity, few men are willing to do it though but those that do are better than you (e.g. Newton).
>>529144949>the more sex you have the more diseased you arenot if its with only one person
>>529145529Andrew still thinks incest seggs is gross
>>529146609Interesting how the pinnacle of purity guarantees extinction (individually by failure to pass genes, and collectively by entire populations dying out). Perhaps purity itself is a problem.
>>529148850This is way too esoteric
>>529150695Demon child...
>>529150695My daughter btw
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>>529154482Why did she did it bros
>>529154482Someone post the hamster image.
>>529156189Did what? It never happened. I wish it did though.
>>529130018Originally I was going to say that I think something would have happened regardless, hindsight being 20/20 the writing was kind of on the wall, but I in actuality I probably would have been a huge fucking coward about it and just tossed everything into the deep dark hole in the back of my mind. So thanks.
>>529161713>All my niggas delphic nigga heil NemNems, nigga heil NemNems
>>529162672>All my niggas delphickek
>>529162672I am Niggas, btw
>>529162672>something would have happened regardlesshow so
>>529162672You're welcome Drunk-san. ALL MY NIGGAS DELPHIC NIGGA HEIL NEMLEI
>>529156189She gotta go fast!!
My headcanon: Ashley is unironically fast. In episode 1 she practically flash steps to the door to yell at the Warden despite having starved for weeks and in SnS she casually outruns Andrew to the point where she has enough time to barricade the door.
>>529164365She's very obviously had a very cute and completely innocent sistercrush on me since she was in late middle school.
>>529165364did you guys got raised together?
>>529167278No our parents had split custody, mostly because my dad was convinced she wasn't his (she is).
>>529167994how was her reaction post-cuddling and nothing more?
>>529168242She seemed more than fine with everything, but she takes most things in stride and is perfectly comfortable flying by the seat of her pants.
>>529168392sounds like you hit the jackpot
>>529169271In a very narrow sense, I suppose.
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