I just wanna try something different... Edition
>Currently Discussed Servers Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
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How many dwarf shamans there gonna be
does epoch have world buffs autism? please say no
>>528919224>gets blown the fuck out into orbit by aoi>has a melty and shits up the new thread what's going on lil guy, everything okay at home?
>>528919568No world buffs in raids, forget if they stay for dungeons but I think they just disappear when entering any raid/dungeon instance.
>>528919565god so many i hope
femdwarf ofc
with the twintails
>>528919565i'm making a dwarf warrior
Human.
Male.
Blonde.
Blue eyes.
Warrior.
Arms.
>3 of the top 4 FMC DPS are literal who naxx carry randoms who have never once visited 4channel before
>everyone else is outDPS'ed by torzag and elaynna
FMC has fallen.
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Shamans are way too strong on TurtleWoW.
>>528920315sorry chud not getting invited to my group
>>528920628really only in pvp
>>528920336now post the last naxx run where threin and aoiyuki were top dps and both of them are known anons
you disingenuous retard
>>528920336>hard carried through Naxx and fed T3 by pugs with zero standards>"check it out bro I do more dps"Very impressive
>>528920315Welcome to my group, Chad.
Human.
Male.
Blonde.
Blue eyes.
Paladin.
Protection.
>>528920315make it a paladin for the full npc pack
Human.
Male.
Brown hair.
Blue eyes.
Warrior.
Prot.
somb
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<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA> - Epoch, Male Human Ret Paladin Only
what class and race combo are they playing?
what class and race combo are they playing?
Hello thread, hope you're doing well.
Narrowed down Epoch to gnome, dwarf or tauren priest (Female)
I doubt I'll really raid much so I care mostly about aesthetics and good quality roleplay potential.
I am cautious that you can barely see gear on gnomes so the fashion aspect is kind of lost but then I've never really played one
On the other hand Tauren don't normally have a cloth only class so that could be neat and I dig the sun priestess angle for roleplay
I will be levelling purely as holy/disc and remaining IC at all times outside of /G and /W
>>528920336That never happened.
>>528922350>Human Hunter>Human Warrior
>>528922471communal femtauren wife for human male warriors
Male Tauren Hunter with worg pet.
>>528922568She will be sworn to chastity sorry
addon to hide this gay radio icon from my hud?
>>528922171highelf female ret paladin
highelf female holy priest
>>528922471go backt to redit
>>528922919After you, friend
>>528922471>and good quality roleplay potential.anon epoch is not a rp realm
>>528922471very sylma coded post
>>528922471you can change racials at max level so that doesn't matter
>>528923109i'm not your friend dumb tourist nigger
>decide I want to try turtle after being shilled to me on /v/
>come to /wpsg/ to find people to play with
>read the thread
>suddenly don't want to play anymore
it's always like this with every mmo 4chan plays, tranny faggots cliqued up and making others miserable
I don't know what i expected
>>528924048just dont play with the transmissions then
>>528923680I'm not your nigger, buddy
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ok so I understand I can improve these timeless isle things with a burden of eternity
should I bother with that on my first character? doesn't seem like I even have easy access to any of those burdens, so it might be more useful to get the 496 gear?
>>528924048don't play with /vg/
>>528920336Is this a pug that some FMC members joined?
>>528923150Neither was Mistblade but I still dabbled then and there for fun, I think even non roleplayers enjoy occasionally stumbling on an autist playing a character
>>528924315Save them for rings and trinkets I think? Maybe trinkets don't work but certainly rings and neck because those are the hardest to replace if I remember right
>>528923537Oh, true, how does that work with priest racial spells again though? I recall reading something about that.
A big reason for wanting to go gnome was the mana regen spell because that seems neat, the Tauren racial spells don't seem that good for healing which is all I'd like to do I think.
>>528924880makes sense. thanks
is there even a point to playing rogue on epoch for pve? seems like it's tbc all over with every raid at most having one rogue for IEA
>528924048
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITTTT!
>Screenshot 2025-06-26 143433
east coast
mobile nigger
florida, north carolina, texas
i think i know who you are
>>528925512For PvE? No. But PvP might be fun with CoS and Shadowstep is kino
>human
>female
>warlock
>pale skin
>cute face
>grey hair
>in a bun
>no piercings
Yep, it's Epoch time (in 2.5 million seconds)
bs engi or bs mining for warrior tank
>instant freakout from frogposters
many such cases
She's back... Everything's gonna be alright...
>>528926265stab you will never be asumi or fuck her
>>528926027yeah, never cared for pvp in wow, guess I just roll hunter or warlock then
>>528926265the exact phenotype that's MADE for big tauren cock
>>528925097>With the addition of our Racial Knowledge all Priest racial abilities have been moved to this system, allowing you to swap them freely by choosing another race's list of racial abilities>Racial sets are not simply unlocked; they are earned through discovery and understanding. Upon reaching level 60, you'll embark on distinct, story-driven questlines designed to immerse you in the histories, philosophies, and magic of other races.
>>528927382Then my she-tauren will embark on a lengthy journey to unlock the secrets of Gnomish bedside manner.
Thanks Anon
>>528926495Shut up with your literal who namedrops you nigger.
>>528926845The exact phenotype that will call you a stupid monkey nigger.
your she-tauren will embark on a lengthy journey to get BRED by GNOME BVLLS
>>528927613take your meds stab
Epoch, x2 exp, exp tents, double exp weekends, uncapped rested exp, permanent rested for alts after first 60... OR NO PLAY
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byeah
>>528927886Enjoy turtle, goonxister
>>528927886This. Otherwise how long does it take for an average gamer to reach 60?
>>528927747Rude, she will be as pure as snow and lilies.
>>528915273this post gives me really creepy weird vibes
like you're trying to be her, but there is nothing real about you
stop pretending to be aoi whoever you are
>>528927110it is not aoi she doesn't come here anymore
talk to her on discord and you will see
chats being weird righ now
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>>528929346what MoP server has the most english speakers in it?
>>528929557>MoP>English speakersEres stupido cabron?
>>528920336Nonny that's not how it works
did Elaynna stop playing entirely?
>>528929698damn. guess its back to the epoch waiting room that is turtlewow
>>528929304Raids have a cringe chinky aesthetic as well as the whole world. PvP is 45 second cc chains.
>>528928571you write like a hazy faggot who gets high off the estradiol you huff down like tic-tacs
kys
>>528929304It's comfy but for me the end game fumbled, PvP felt very famine or feast and other than achievement hunting or raiding the endgame felt kind of lacklustre once you were done with reputation grinds (Which aren't as necessary once ToT is out anyway)
The raids were fun and the zones very pretty though, worth levelling through them slowly if you like that part of WoW.
>you write like a hazy faggot who gets high off the estradiol you huff down like tic-tacs
>>528929557Blizzard servers, MoP Classic next month.
>Nonny that's not how it works
Anon, you are aiming to be level 60 on Epoch before the first reset, right?
Biofem here should I start playing turtle again?
>>528931253Uhhh no, I have to work
>>528931253No, I will be skinning animals and crafting my armor. I also will fish in Ashenvale and plap night elves there. I'm male orc rogue btw, not sure if it matters.
>>528931526My bills... my rent...
>>528931795Nonny, you're gonna miss out on so much fun. Thanks for working so that I don't need to.
>>528931253No, I will enjoy the journey
>>528931684Based plapperman
LF Plap spec nonny for Epoch leveling
>>528931253No joining between 3-7 days after launch, as usual.
>>528931253No, I'm aiming to have fun and see the new sights
Also I have work so it'll be slow as well as the reduced XP option slowing things down
>>528930393>>528930972>avoiding confrontationyep, looney troon behavior.
Best race/class combo on Epoch for a biofem pretending to be male?
i WILL be playing at 0.5 exp rate on Epoch
i WILL be reading all the quests
i WILL be having fun and making friends
i WILL enjoy the journey
i WILL play Epoch
Best race/class combo on Epoch for a biomale not pretending to be female?
>>528934164no soul of iron?
CRAZY
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>>528934426I WILL BE SOUL OF IRON!!!!!!!!
>>528934426>>528934682soul of iron is for pve carebears
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This is going to be me on Epoch.
>>528934743yes
get fucked gankers
>>528934067human male warrior
>>528934067male gnome mage
>>528934067undead female rogue
>>528934067Female Night Elf Rogue
>>528934067fem gnome mage with pigtails hairstyle, that's a man 100%
horde or alliance doesn't really matter for epoch right?
>paladin and mage sissies thinking they're safe when Mass Dispel exists on Epoch
>"Divine Shi-ACK!"
>"Ice Blo-ACK!"
>>528936791it's good camo but I think
>>528936606 this suggestion is better
>>528936982It does. Horde cities are dogshit nigger mudhuts with zero comfort.
>>528937415>He's never shared some grog in Orgrimmar with some orc mercenaries or puffed a pipe with a circle of male tauren in ThunderbluffSad!
>>528937415Both alliance and horde capitals are dogshit.
Both Thunder Bluff and Darnassus should've been their respective faction's capitals, the fact you can receive world buffs there ruined the game.
who the fuck wants to play horde
literal mudhut niggers eating KFC in their designated nigger KFC huts in the middle of every zone (complete with every vendor, more quests then alliance and FP ofc oh and sometimes there is even a zeppelin or free transport thrown in) while chimping on anything that moves in numbers only despite rolling for pvp racials but never actually 1v1ing to use them
then porting into their literal mudhut nigger KFC city called "orgrimmar" more like ogreshit lol blizzard literally took some somalian shithole town and copy pasted it into wow to give that authentic nigger feel to the faction le monster races br0 check out these NO SHOES so whacky better name myself something fucking retarded like boogerbones to fit in btw get owned kid totally bg queued out of that 1v1 close one
you want a sick capital city to afk in br0? take your pick :
- literal sewer shithole with aids and feces everywhere
- some fucking retarded canyon thing where you fall off and die
- literal nigger kfc somali city
NO
SHOES
NO SHOES
N O S H O E S
N I G G E R
FUCK YOU HORDE NIGGERS
>>528937584Ok pajeet.
>>528937664SW and IF are goated.
>>528937813>doing blacksmithing at the Great Forge
warrior-alfalfa falafel gives glod for erp from behind
preist-first responder military man woman of USA
hunter-small below big on top seeks the inequality
warlock-little satan son of big satan call the djinni
droid-from animals he change soul, empty inside
mage-very wrong, he should not exist, drinks the oil
paladin-esther williams from the swimming movie
shamam-totem haram disrespect imam
rogue-brave fighter he is the freedom in shadow
>roll horde
>no ironforge
>no auberdine
>no thunderbrew distillery
Erm... Do NOT want to be comfy?
>>528938018This. Where does Boogerbones the No Shoes smith at anyways? Never played horde. It's probably in some dogshit dirty uncomfy location.
>>528938171in english please?
bro this is so creative holy shit
>>528938176Reminder that Alliance gets an entire introductory fishing questline at Auberdine (the dwarf even sends you free lures a day after completing it in the mail). Meanwhile Horde got NOTHING.
Alliance 1
NoFishrde 0
>>528938471>free handoutssounds like socialism to me
>>528931253No, I will be busy blowing out panda girls in MoP Classic.
Alliance keks will never feel the glory of Thunder bluff though.
Auberdine and Loch Modan is peak comfy though, I will miss these places
>>528938471>catching a big pile of fish >heading back to the comfy Alliance inn to fry it all up
>>528938358High Elves deserve the rope
t. Night Elf
Aside from not having shoes, hordedirts also don't have Duskwood. What spooky area do hordestinks even have?
>>528939230are you a high elf?
>100 posts of ur faction bad my faction gud
Last time i gave a shit i was 12, I doubt anyone here plays only 1 faction.
>>528939458Nah, spooky. Not full of spooks.
>>528939742t. Boogerbones the No Shoes
>>528939742don't take it so seriously
>>528938268They blacksmith while standing with their noshoes on the fucking dirt in some back goblin ghetto of Orgrimmar.
>>528939742It's tradition.
No need to act like you got sand in your vagina sis
i'm going to have pretty hooves instead of feet or shoes anyway
>>528939742What are you, a fag?
>>528940143i'm going to make you moan whilst i pick your hooves clean, slut
>>528940058Fucking pathetic. Is the AH gonna be cross faction on Epoch too? I need to make sure I never buy from a filthy no shoes.
>>528938358>"respects tauren"is that why there are so many high elf females cruising thunder bluff?
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>>528940075If I see you in Booty Bay i'll lop your head off
>>528938358What's the issue?
>>528940929elf men are the hottest creatures in azeroth
>>528941025Another low effort horded bait profile
>Kaytotes took effort to remove dungeon maps from wrath client.
Epoch troons will defend this because?
>>528941251Based. Realistic even.
>>528941251What do you mean removed dungeon maps? Like on the compass? On the minimap?
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>>528940929you're goddamn right I am
Will the hardcore challenge on Epoch be the same as Turtle where it goes away once you hit 60 and you can die as normal?
>>528941931I believe you need to turn it off manually in the city once you finish.
>>528941931You don't lose the character if you die pre-60, but you have to do a walk of shame to turn it back into a regular character
>>528941251All the Epoch dungeons are different, the wrath maps would be useless anyways.
30 more sleepies until Pochie.
I'm going to do the half exp thing, do every dungeon read all of the quests, rp and explore while building a story for my character.
>>528943363Same Anon, looking forward to it
I am going to make a WoW pserver where your own made character is extremely weak but you can roll (as in gacha roll) on stronger, more famous characters instead. If you get really lucky you'll get Thrall or Jaina (extremely low chance), whereas most regular folk will have to do with non-name NPC's like Alliance Guard, Orc Hunter, Troll Shaman, Goblin Strumpet, Night Elf Sentinel, etc.
Players can earn many rolls while leveling but you'll only get roughly one pull per day at endgame (for raiding, running dungeons, winning a BG). But for people who don't wanna do that we'll also sell rolls in our Server Shop for $5 each :). You want that shiny SSS+++ Arthus: The Lich King (0.0001%) don't you?
>>528943363If you are not 60 by first reset, you will be kicked out of the guild.
>>528943576Make them NFTs too
add on AI integration and you've got silicon valley billions in your pocket
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They say there's no two characters on WoW exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of gear... but do they know that for sure? 'Cause they would have to get everybody together in one huge space, and obviously that's not possible, even with GMs. Not only that, they have to get all the characters who were ever created, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. You got nothin'. Sylma may have passed, but who's to say there isn't another Sylma just like her, or will be? Maybe not with the same kinks and TRP profile, but... the same. What I'm saying is...
>>528943952>"Desolace, whatever happened there?">"It's NOT a graveyard, it's a retirement community!!"
>>528943952>>528944101Still going this asshole.
has anyone made an MMO with Kingdom Of Loathing-style spell learning (reset to level 1 and change class but learn one spell (sometimes a weaker version outside of that class) permanently)
What's more dopamine?
Reck + SS + Bladestorm
Pom+Pyro
Pre Med + Cos + Ambush + Vanish + Ambush + Tea + EVIS
Cyclone + Starfire
BL + Lighting Boltx2 + NS + chain lightning
>>528944957Reck + SS + Bladestorm easily
>>528944957Definitely clone starfire
>>528941103i need alliance'd profiles
>>528944957NS + EM + PI -> Lightning Bolt
back in the early TBC patch when Power Infusion was still 20% spell damage and you could use both Nature's Swiftness and Elemental Mastery together
old 5v5 players will remember
>>528944957fear + chaos bolt + conflagrate + incinerate + shadowfury + incinerate + death coil + incinerate
what's the difference between a lvl 60 fag oneshotting level 15 quest mobs and a couple of lvl 25 hardcore fags oneshotting level 15 quest mobs?
you can group with the level 60
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Rate my Epoch build theorycrafting
>>528947516read the talents you don't need shadow bolt anymore as affli
>>528947103>see hardocre duo pulling multiple mobs>a mob respawns and boxes them in>I also need that mob for a quest so I can tag it before them>chose not to and allowed it to patrol into them>sit there and watch while they struggle to stay alive>1 died>the other one logged off while targeting meThey weren't using AOE so I couldn't just pull more shit into it to kill them both unfortunately but it was a great feeling. Will Epoch have it's own containment layer/server for these retards?
>>528948169Nope, but they will be flagged for pvp instantly when world bosses spawn.
>>528947847But chance to proc an instant one and also chance to increase shadow damage and also chance to daze.
>>528947103One is a sign of autistic boredom; the other is the hallmark of a healthy server population.
Please reply to this post with name suggestions for the Epoch guild.
>>528949540<Fraternity Zero>
<The Lads>
<Back in OP>
<Boy Busters>
>>528949540<Locked up clitties>
<Plappers Persons>
<Ball Busters>
<Knot Takers>
>>528944957RF + BW + Intimidate so you sit back and watch your pet rape.
>>528949540Anime
Gothrock
No Cap
Big Guys
Wrench
Corpus Delicti
Memento Mori
SS
Siouxsie and the banshees
Fiction
Barbara
Yellow Glass
Bauhaus
The Cure
Buc-ee's
>>528949540<GAY HOMOTHUGS FROM PHILLY>
<SAFARI PRIDE>
<WARCRAFT GIRLS>
<IRONFORGE SORORITY>
<ZULU ZADDIES>
<QUEERHOOF CLAN>
>>528949540<Pregnant Pearls>
Seal Twisting is the worst thing ever invented by the human mind.
>>528950214What is seal twisting
>>528950406Changing your seal just as you start an Auto attack so both seals proc at once.
>>528944957Shadowbolt crit into nightfall shadowbolt crit on a shadow vulnerable enemy.
You die after this, I say from experience. But it's worth it.
>>528949540<No Fun Allowed> or bust.
>>528950214Ackchyually it was an unintended mechanic not a intentional design.
>>528949540JUUUUUUUUUDY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY
what ai to use for character trp backstory to attract femnelves and femhumans but not femhelves
Erm... There's going to be an Epoch equivalent to TRP on launch... Right?
>>528949540<Failed Male Company>
<wee willy washouts>
<wpsg>
<Lightborne>
<Knot>
<Rutt>
<POP>
>>528949540<Cats Eye Drama Club>
>>528949540did you miss me?
:^)
>>528931253No, reduced XP challenge mode ON. It's new quest, zone, and dungeon adventuring time
>>528951034Yeah, but I meant the people who made it a thing that defines Paladin in Classic content to the point that Blizzard actually made an effort to change the way the server works to turn it into an intentional feature, those are the people I hate.
>>528949540<plugged and caged>
>>528941251Someone else in the 'poch 'cord screenshots channel is making new HD maps for the new dungeon designs
>>528950085These ones are the best.
>>528953770on opposite day
>>528954030That's a good one!
>>528954030I am now a member of <Pochie Pals>.
>>528949540<Dude, Where's My Jib?>
>>528949540<Overlooked>
<Cold>
<Lonely>
<Jib>
<Jiib>
<The Jiblets>
<SEXO>
>>528955614I know who you are.
>>528936934I'm a biofem and choose pigtails on my gnome
on retail I pick the bald style cause it's funny but vanilla doesn't have it.
fresh creamy dreamy logs down biofem throats deep into their tummies
ok epoch sounds cool af
with the heirtage system could I make a gnome and learn warstomp?
>>528956907yes, but it's a new ability and new spell effect. It looks like an AOE electrical shock.
>>528956907Sadly that combo isn't possible, but most are.
>>528956907Yes. Seems they even modified that shit so you get a race appropriate effect, like a static shock or whatnot, but they're retarded and don't even advertise it.
>>528957085>>528957086>>528957129gay
would have been funny doing a stomp and aoeing stunning people as a gnome
>>528957129>unlock human heritage as night elf>"Oh boy I hope I get my 1% sword skill!">0.2% sword skillpeepoch DoA
>>528957290It's all fun and games until you get cannibalize.
does epoch have cross faction like turtle?
if not it will 100% be dead on arrival
>>528957861kino is on the menu lads
>>528957639All but wbosses for some retarded reason. Probably the same retardation that compelled them to add wbosses.
>>528958053The wbosses are zone wide PvP events and flags everyone in the zone. So it's going to be Retarded +
>>528958285I know and I'm still baffled trying to figure how and when they thought that was a good idea for their cross-faction unbalanced custom PvE server.
>>528931253why would i rush through the best part of the game? im rerolling on fresh to escape raidlogging.
i want to level with sylma on epoch
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Only 17k on their discord. Doa?
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You're going the comfy faction, right nonny?
>>528959358shut the fuck up
>>528959330we shall see
I expected it to have more people honestly
@528959358
orc with pvp is my comfy faction, troony
its over
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>>528959330gotta remember, a lot of them are tourists. we'll see the actual number after
no one interesting to erp with
>>528959330>>528959478turtle started off really small
if the devs run a good server with minimal issues it will grow fast
>>528949540<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA>
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>>528959330Nice and comfy.
epoch will be so fucking boring without the legends
>>528949540six demon bag
summer of soul
>>528959330It looks like it's going to be chill and tight knit. I think that's the kind of server that I need in my life. I'm tired of high pop servers. It'll be comfy, like Crusader Storm.
Build the Pearl. Kill the Pearl. Free the Pearl.
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>>528959330Epoch needs to cultivate a core of Autistic European Coomers. Once they introduce female draenei and Belfs...that alone will draw in a few 1000 of the A.E.Cs. If they sell Slutmogs they will also fun the next 10 years of development.
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>>528959330Wow, epoch-chan. Why is it so small?
>>528961479KOREANBROS DONT LOOK
should i play turtle until epoch releases or should i edge myself and then go all out? when is epoch releasing anyway?
>>528961663Spring 2026, have fun on turtle until then.
i'm not joining the 4chan guild on pochi
you guys are insufferable
Just wait until the first guild dies then join her guild.
>>528961830good.
all the legends of FMC have got together and agreed to dispense with the female belf players, trannies and anime fags
>>528961554>real letters The future is here, 'jeetbros! Superpower by 2026!
>>528961925the legends literally have 2 belf players lol
>>528949540<The Bellyblasters>
>>528961830Never joined turtle, can we quest together nonny?
>>528962169asa and eli are not fmc legends
So much fearposting. Turdletroons must really be worried their tranny server is gonna get ACK'd by CHADpoch.
>>528962589It's epoch fags false flagging, Anon. They are the ones who are afraid.
>>528961739its next month, i just dont know when exactly. why would you even reply just to be a lying asshole? i really dont understand some people.
I have 3 rogue NIGGERS spawn camping me on turtle.
>>528962687July 26th, Anon.
>>528963786Stop giving out fake information, it's July 16th.
>>528962231no but aoiyuki is
trpp
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imagine being married and getting cucked by tauren bvlls unknowingly
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Wait... is the fishing guild real or not?
>install turtlewow
>human mage
>cast fireball on wolf
>castbar stutters/lags when filling up
Huh? What is this trash server?
>>528960490pickles is back don't worry bros
More servers + same playerbase = less players per server = bad
simple as
>>528960490yesma is back don't worry bros
>>528964525>What is this trash server?A bitcoin farming 1.12 client.
Join epoch for a smoother experience with the 3.3.5 client.
If Paladin is a competitive DPS and desired tank I will not be playing Epoch.
Simple as.
>>528964308why did you post my trp here?
>>528966091i was rapescrolling trp and thought yours was funny
>>528961479I love Mystertes of Ageroth
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>>528966019Dwarf Paladin racials/spells are looking pretty neat. I may end up going that to help out where I can if it does end up being a smal, comfy server. They get a cool AoE Holy Damage Seal that looks fun to use! I'm looking to take it slow and steady so I don't think it's a bad idea. It would let me tackle all the new dungeons on my own terms... Gah! I need to stop talking so much about it, it's still so far away unfortunately.
so who do we have confirmed rolling on epoch?
>>528966019If twow is any indication the class attracts the biggest cohort of degenerates ie troons, fags and shitskins. And when there is even the slightest tweak to their kit people flock to it. Guarantee you that the server will be overwhelmingly full of paladins
On the plus side, the glut of pinkies means that most will be forced to heal or told to reroll. simply won't be enough raid spots for em
>>528966419>the main dev favorite race/class combination is looking pretty neat!No shit Sherlock.
>>528966808Kokloeg, Baj, Timdog, Yesma, Propa, Glupshitto, Zeel, Tommyr, Jejero, Blipno, Blumpo, Rapecock
>>528966808sylma gargoth filthy grud vilefon aoiyuki asaly elicia zaptuah
>>528966019>tankI expect it will be weak early and extremely strong late. They buffed ardent defender compared to TBC so now it always activates on tank busters, whereas warriors have to preempt with cooldowns.
>>528966808>>528922471 reads like pearl but i don't play on turtle to know who has said what in there
>>528967141That's not very comfy of you.
>>528966808me. but im changing my name and leaving my old identity behind. my name is cursed.
>>528967217ffs they always do this shit
i swear every modern wow player, dev included is just a buckbroken hybrid and has to stick it to warriors
When is the last stress test for epoch?
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>>528967489Same. Although, my name isn't cursed. I always like to create a new character rather than re-use the same name on every server. It's more fun that way!
>>528967335pearl sylma is already playing on turtle with fmc
who do you think that "new" priest that joined a few weeks ago is
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>>528968119That's me thoughevers
I think the problem with Turtle is that it's gotten too big and it's attracted a lot of anons that are trying to "prove themselves" on a server that's not meant to be taken seriously.
>that spot near Glenshire, where if you jump down the wrong cliff, you end up in the Forsaken starting area
FUCK
>>528969412I look like this
If I roll warrior on Epoch which race's unwashed female would smell the most as she spins around in circles doing 2K dps?
>>528969824thats so funny elicalys
I don't trust superwow.dll and you shouldn't either.
>>528969378>Steelport has a wind rider...oh
>>528967217>They buffed ardent defender compared to TBCNo they didn't you retard, it works exactly the same as TBC.
>>528966419>tranime>paladinpottery
>>528966808pickles, yarrick, grimone, deca, aurelius, bigwarlockguy, harmoo, chicken, glastonbury, asscobra, maiwaifu to say the least
>>528966808Manlet, Dads, Artie, Madti, Infamy, Bart, Hamish, Unfair, Lumikaru, and a few others
>>528971778same people that kept hijacking threads early to shill their dog shit guild turtle pvo realm
wonderful
Is someone making a tranime-free guild on Epoch?
>>528972630yeah those are all the faggots that used to come to /wpsg/ but then split off to play with sweaty hardcore raider normies
they turned in their anon badge long ago
>>528966808vlance, darkrunner, abercrombie, pvpdinosaur, kittybaby, cloaca
epochbros send help I have narrowed it down
https://poal.me/uymdbw
>>528966808Doc, Happy, Grumpy, Dopey, Bashful, Sleepy, and Sneezy
>>528966808Leak, Infection, Voja, Fant
>>528972918it looks like half a dozen anons are going priests already
besides every faggot erper will go a priest
>>528973080I believe there will be trillions of dwarf shamans. ruins my immershun
>>528973261looks like you haven't narrowed it down at all then
>>528966808Lorellai, Chaden, Yiffe, Luzen, Basedschizo and a couple of others from Khazar Milkers
okay yeah, i might just avoid the /wpsg/ guild then
this is a terrible lineup of anons
I'm going to play druid. Feral looks OP and yes I will be rolling on Earthshaker
I'm going Male Dwarf Paladin and will not be inviting warriors to my groups.
>>528973663Very few of those anons are going to play or even be aware of Epoch
Fewer still are actually going to stick it out for any length of time, look at how mb3 guild went
a classic funserver isn't going to bring the sweats out
>>528974006>a classic funserver isn't going to bring the sweats outgood.
>tank classes
>have to know every single mechanic, as well as the layouts and shortcuts of every single instance
>dps classes
>can't find a group
it's a healer's life for me.
>>528974168yeah, well, if that group of anons does show up i highly expect there to be two guilds at least
>>528971521Epoch tooltip says it can't leapfrog, unlike the TBC version.
Epoch is for the comfy gamers
Epoch will have a weird phasing system
>>528974006>died WELL before <not in op> and relied on <not in op> just for enough raiders>didn't even make it to MSV normal in mb3 tell me how they are sweats?
>>528974738the corpulant tend to perspire more
>>528922171why are they like this
My plan is to play on Epoch regardless of the population. I think these types of servers are important despite what all the hardcore raiders and speedrunners at Turtle are saying. More comfy for me!
>>528967335That absolutely is Pearl (Sylma). He also says this
>>528924880>Neither was Mistblade but I still dabbled then and there for fun, I think even non roleplayers enjoy occasionally stumbling on an autist playing a characterPearl was the only anon who tried to roleplay on Mistblade.
>>528922658She also says this
>>528975875That's what he said about Pearl as well.
It's funny that we've already found Pearl's "secret" character and the server isn't even out yet.
are we really going to have the fourth pearl guild in a row? really?
>>528966808Mopsy, Flopsy, Cottontail
>>528976154Looks that way yes.
>>528976154don't believe fish lies, this a scheme made by him and zap.
>>528975402incredibly based, have fun anon
>>528976154oh boy can't wait for other anons to fuck around and ruin things while pearl just shrugs and refuses to kick shitters from the guild
I've been thinking about a few different races and classes to play, and while they all sound fun in their own ways, I always find myself going back to the sneaky rogue archetype. From a gameplay perspective alone, I love the idea of sneaking into the enemy's capital and playfully conducting a scouting mission in my head (yes, I actually do this).
I might try what that anon suggested... about staying in character. It's always a joy to run into players like that out in Azeroth, so why not become one myself and bring that same kind of joy to others? I think it's a great idea, but it'll be hard to pull off since I'm not very practiced at it. Still, that's what I'll aim to do!
>>528976118maybe he's not keeping it secret, why would he?
if he does then he'll get found out within days anyway and it's not as if he's as blacklisted as elaynna etc.
no reason for him to be secretive
>>528977024>kick shittersTurtleWoW wasn't meant to be that kind of server!!
JUST HAVE FUN WITH NONNIES
>>528977174Deca... cute. Please play what you enjoy and interact accordingly for more fun.
Since within a year AI-assisted game development will progress far enough to let any retard with access to WoW private server tools to make something as big as Turtle by themselves within months, what kind of server will you make? How will it stand out among thousands?
>>528976154>FMC and Not in OPWhich one was his third guild?
gooning will be improved by 200% on epoch
i'm gonna shit this general up with so much shitty lewd shots
>>528977346>NONNIESCould you please stop using that term? It's extremely offensive to people of my culture.
>>528974734oh so it's like the weird shit turtle does with the entrance of orgrimmar and durotar. no big deal okay with this
>>528977998Not really a big fan of it on any server in general but if it needs to work so the server doesn't explode...
>>528977562<TempleOS> on Crusader-storm
How did Turtle and Epoch end up being the only non-P2W private servers?
>pearl takes over <not in op>
>runs it into the ground
>guild dies when he gets bored and quits
>pearl takes over <templeos>
>runs it into the ground
>guild dies when he gets bored and quits
so how did fmc survive pearl quitting it twice?
>>528978429>>528978483But he didn't make that o-
>he didn't make the other 2 eitherWell fuck
Bait him into becoming the guild master again
>>528978646You don't have to bait him. If you make a /wpsg/ guild Pearl will join it and will try to take it over.
>>528978631<not in op> almost died when chaden left and pearl had leadership forced on him
he did alright for someone who claimed to have never raided much and was learning all of MoP as he went
<templeos> i wasn't in but i heard the GM also dumped leadership on pearl and he kept it up until the server itself pretty much died
when the frick is unreal engine turtle wow coming
>>528978878><templeos> i wasn't in but i heard the GM also dumped leadership on pearl and he kept it up until the server itself pretty much diedYes, the server just died
>>528978631wrong on all accounts
he inherited not in op after all other gms quit
he kept it going for the entirety of tot and almost cleared it despite things looking grim as fuck
people got burned out and combined with some fuckery in the last few raids everyone agreed to just quit after seeing normal klaxxi on the first day of soo
he didnt take over templeos he inherited it from a chronic quitter who made it with the sole intention of quitting
he did not run it into the ground as it was already rock bottom
the guild was never alive in the first place and neither was the server
>>528978765i'll stick up for pearl here because i know for a fact he was seething at leading <templeos> as well as CEDC falling apart so he had to pick up the pieces
he's cursed to fail upwards
i don't think this "pearl takes over a guild" shit is organic and its really just the same shitty cabal of players running the show every single time. feel free to prove me wrong (spoiler alert: you won't).
>>528979242you were never in any of the guilds in the first place and that's the only way to convince you it was organic.
>>528979242it was the same cabal up until mb2, pearl is/was the new face on the block and didn't seem to get along with the lorellia/yiffe/shippo clique who previously ran things
>>528979309>you weren't there!!!not an argument.
>>528979242>original gm gives up and leaveshmm should we
>disband>elect someone with experience and charisma as the new gm>elect someone randomtough choice
>>528979402literally is because even if we tell you what happened from personal recounting, you won't believe us as you've said in your prior post.
>>528979416>charismayep, this how i know this pearl shilling is inorganic.
>>528979542Who even are you?
I'll laugh so fucking hard if Pearl accidentally becomes Epoch GM, it's been my favorite running /wpsg/ gag
>>528979542anons love a person who will personally reach out to them and talk to them on top of bringing them to content.
sylma also had a personality that was easy to get along with and fun to bully
>>528979542compared to the mutes in those guilds he was the only one consistent and vocal enough to fit that description yes
why are anons always muted in the anon guild anyway?
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>>528979843you would be too if you knew...
>>528973969how will you heal the dungeon if you dont have a tank? silly billy
>>528979373>didn't seem to get along with the lorellia/yiffe/shippo cliqueFake news. He even joined Khazar Milkers for a few months
>>528979975he SAVED khazar milkers when their GM left
>>528979242It isn't. Pearl weasels his way into GM by feigning niceness in game while shitposting anons hard in the thread in order to persuade them to quit.
<TempleOS> was the most blatant example of this. There were only a handful of anons in that guild and yet Schizokino (the GM) got shitposted so hard. Eventually this convinced him to quit twice. And who did he hand the GM role over to both times? Pearl. Because Pearl was being nice and sweet to him in DMs.
His other tactic is when he's not shitposting other anons he's building up his own character and persona by spamming the thread about how great Pearl is and creating all these memes about himself. It gives the impression that he's so beloved. Why not make him GM? Every anon hates the current GM but loves Pearl.
This is a friendly warning to whoever decides to GM the /wpsg/ guild on Epoch. Do not trust Pearl. He will fuck with you until he steals your guild.
>>528980038>SAVEDKM died quickly after he joined thoughbeit
>>528980059hello schizokino
>>528980059>Pearl made Shizokino leaveNow that's some high quality cope right there. Did he make Schizo delete the MB3 discord waiting room too?
>>528980147he MERCY KILLED khazar milkers when their GM left
"The cabal does not exist."
- member of the cabal
>>528980059As an anon looking to play on Epoch, do you have any advice or pointers to help spot whenever The Cabal is planning to make a move? How do I stop the Pearl menace?
>>528980059lmao this is so obviously schizokino, we all only knew you as 'thor' in <templeos> until after quitting GM two times pearl finally mentioned he knew you from mb2
if pearl was wanting to steal the guild why did he hand it back to you after the first time you had a meltie?
>>528980328Yes.
>pearl spams shitposts on schizokino in the thread>schizokino thinks the thread is against him says fuck it and deletes everything
Pearl Facts of POWER:
>Pearl is cute
>I love Pearl!
>Pearl!!!
Olivine here, Sylma bullied me into purging the guild so that she could make anons join FMC.
>>528980504well if there's a zoophile elf sissy with a bvll who co-mingles with emotional vampires such as deca or bassy, you can guarantee you're in a pearl guild.
>>528980556no, he tactically leaked his own erp (that he had with himself) at the precise moment to cause you to have a meltdown
you were PlayedByPearl(tm)
>>528978910looks like shit anyways
>>528980147KM was dying long before Pearl joined. So were most guilds for that matter. That's what forced hard mode does to a server
>>528980504My best advice is to just play on Epoch and post in the thread but don't join whatever the /wpsg/ guild is because it's just going to be Pearl and his cronies. Join a real guild.
When their guild devolves into shitposting kick back and laugh at the drama while doing raids they never will because they're constantly trying to stab each other in the back.
>>528978910cancelled in favor of porting Turtle to a leaked Classic WoW client to compete with Epoch
Erm, guys? what if Turdle and Poopoch joined together to create one mega server??
>>528980525i honestly don't remember anyone shitposting schizo during <templeos>, all the schizo shitposting came afterwards when schizo got himself banned multiple times because he kept dumping a diatribe about how pearl was the great christian menace or something like that
i think the exact same thing happened after he left mb2 and then again before mb3 and now it looks like it's happening again before epoch, lol
>>528980556Unironically this happened. Pearl began inviting from /heals/ knowing Olivine hated ERP. Then like
>>528980675 said he cooked up a scandal and spammed the thread with it.
>>528980525Now why would he do that when he didn't even roll on MB3? And why would Shizokino proceed to become a GM of the new guild only to leave it as well?
>>528980826Project ETurtle... no, it cannot come to pass.
>>528980698>pearl saved km>actually km was already deadyeah pearl didn't save km
>>528980897sylma had zero interest in leading CEDC or anything like that and was vocal about it, he was pretty happy just chilling in CEDC in a tiny dead guild
you weren't there
Guys Pearl and Schizokino just flew over my house
>>528980925It is the forbidden prophecy anon...
Project ETurtle MUST come to pass
Pearl definitely is back in /wpsg/ and planning to roll a femtauren priest on Epoch. Fun to see him defending himself again. Meanwhile the rest of this thread has no clue what <TempleOS> even is.
Can I get a QRD on the Schizokino vs Pearl drama?
Who won?
>>528980897Fuck.... <The Cabal>...
>>528981150the only thing i know about templeos is flag's little emote
>>528980897Pearl did nothing wrong
>>528981017That's how he always act publicly. "Teehee I don't want to lead <Not in OP> guys." Then he becomes GM because that's what he wants.
The guy is a snake.
>>528980673They caught on...
>>528981281when pearl becomes gm he sticks around for more than a week unlike schizoknio so thats a plus in my book
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>>528981017Listen to him, he knows everything.
>>528980328Pearl spammed "NO PEARL NO PLAY" until he made it a meme in this thread just to prevent anyone from having a guild on MB3 because he wanted to ERP on Turtle Wow this time.
>>528981281It's not uncommon for GMs to not want to lead guilds, it happens/happened with FMC, it happened with CEDC/ToT
>>528981456minus in my book because his style of gm is "just let faggots act like faggots driving away the good players until we have to beg the thread for new recruits who don't want to join because they see all our retarded drama"
i'll take a swift death over that shit
"No Pearl No Play' is a common PlayedByPearl tactic, yes. It is known.
If you ever wonder why /wpsg/ guilds have all sucked for the past three years or however long it's been it's because it's Pearl and the same gaggle of retards shitting them up with their bullshit.
>>528981802was there a time when they were good?
>>528981281he was literally on holiday for like a month when he became <not in op> GM
>>528981802>4chan guilds in any mmo>goodpick one bud
>>528981498The MB3 guild had enough players with or without him until someone decided to pass ownership to Schizokino. What happened next will shock you
>>528975683>pearl is playing on epochand I'm not joining whatever guild you faggots make. Good luck though.
>>528981843<You>
<Mandate of Heaven>
<shrek>
<Los Panditos>
<Khazar Milkers>
>>528981904his "holiday" was erping on twow
>>528981904and during that month they full cleared msv. anons are onto something when they claim hes the problem
>>528982040All those guilds except KM didn't have Pearl in them and Pearl only joined KM when it was dead
Must be a coincidence
>>528981904That was our most successful month in terms of raids. All down hill after he took over.
uhhh pearl didn't join KM he just made an alt to help out with our raids
>>528982224KM was also the guild that automatically rejected any anon trying to join it in favor of random pug carries usually spics
The good thing about Epoch is that it'll filter players seeking: optimization, speed-runs, parsing, loot, logs.
More comfy for me.
>>528982346and how is that different from joining KM?
>>528982353considering how most anons in fmc play i don't blame them one bit
Pearl is cute
I love Pearl!
Pearl!!!
so are you guys telling me that Sylmapearl killed FMC?
>>528982520that's so funny pearl
>this epoch server is going to be comfy
Ok Pearl you said the same thing about Crusader-storm
>two years on and schizokino still comes here to seethe about pearl not loving him back
>>528982483>nillers are dogshitYe but the MOPpers were more than capable. Not in OP was mostly made of KM rejects and they cleared more than KM. Even the top Not in OP healer was rejected and then they complained about having no people for raids lol. Anons left KM because they wanted to raid with other anons instead of PUGs
why is this schizo retard sylmapearl selfposting spamming the thread now
did he get bored with spamming jib elaynna torzag fish aoiyuki?
>>528982884All this is made up...
>>528982610and he was right
Crusader Storm was extremely comfy
>>528982942It's all true. Show me the lie
>new server is coming out
>thread discusses years old drama
why
>>528982929schizokino is back like he comes back for every new server release
this is an ancient war that will continue forever
>>528983173New server, same shitty old anons
It was cute when some anons were posting about how hopeful that they'd escape all this old drama and all the same old shitstirrers and backstabbers with a new server
Now you can see this cannot be
You cannot escape them
here is how to deal with the drama on a fresh server: under no circumstances should you ever consider making pearl or schizokino the gm. its that simple
>>528983359pearl is a fine GM relative to most anons
>>528983407his existence causes enough drama as it is. dont make him the gm and your life will be easier
>>528983335>You cannot escape themyes you can: just don't join a 4chan guild
>b-but I need my surrogate e-friends who are """in the know""" of my retarded fbi honeypot imageboard!!!uh, why? retard
what if pearl changes their name to something else? how will we know?
Schizokino won't roll on a custom vanilla+ comfy server. He doesn't like them because he thinks they're crypto miners. You'll see his posting change from Pearl to this as the server draws near. He won't roll on the server because he's schizo. The comfy is safe (on the server).
>>528983478Why are you even in this general if you don't want to play with anons? Stick to /v/, reddit and discord
Gargoth skinwalking as Sylma and spamming the thread
Weird
>>528983573pearl won't lie about who he is
>>528983573people knew sylma was pearl well before she flat out admitted it. there will be detractors who will state that her new persona is not the actual sylma/pearl, but we'll know.
>>528983590he made a character on turtle but abandoned it before reaching 60.
>>528983607>Why are you even in this general if you don't want to play with anons? why not
>Stick to /v/, reddit and discordironic
>>528983607I'm here to talk about the game.
You're here to talk about other anons and gossip.
We are not the same.
>>528983805>why notYou clearly don't enjoy playing or interacting with /wpsg/. Are you a masochist?
>>528983940> Are you a masochist?avoiding pain and displeasure is the opposite of masochism though.
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>>528980673I'm not a vampire...
Should I trust a 4chan guild again? FMC tainted my opinion of them as it was my first.
>>528984301The same anons in FMC are going to be the same anons in Epoch
>>528984301don't bother, it will be the same schizo retard trannies again
you will get bullied, doxxed or worse
>>528984595just don't be a twat and no one will doxx you or worse
t. not a twat and never caused seething in the thread
>>528984595name the last guy who got doxxed
>>528984486I kept in contact with the ones that I didn't mind.
>>528984595Trannies do be doing wild shit like that.
>gets obsessed with aoi
>tries to erp with her and gets rejected
>decide the best way to get back at her is to doxx
>everyone calls you a faggot retard for it
>she quits the game because of this ruining it for everyone else
is there a biggest piece of shit in fmc other than zaptuah or fish?
>>528984725aoiyuki was doxxed by zap/fish
>>528985820not gonna spoonfeed you lil bro
>>528985214Zap threw a hissy fit over a mc trinket and quit so Fish is the biggest faggot now until he melts down again when nobody goes to his pug and ragequits too
>>528986841so you are telling me aoi won in the end?
>>528986841>tries to host his own raid with bindings HR>only sune and socks sign up
if pearl makes a guild on epoch and kills FMC, gargoth's guild, what does that mean for them?
how many paladins will sport the imperial plate for looks?
>>528987141>implying warhorn isn't joining the guild with pearl
>>528987717gargoth is skinwalking as sylma on the thread to get people interested in the epoch guild
telegethu will be playing a female tauren priest and pretending to be sylma the whole time
>>528988363>gargoth is making a guild on epoch to rival gargoth's guild on fmchuh
You guys aren't being very comfy
>>528989023I have the filter on and only see 3 posts from the lasts two hours
sometimes I wonder what is going on but then I just do something better with my time
>>528989584why do you even come here anymore? wouldn't it be best just to leave
>>528989584You don't want to know..
>>528989724sometimes people actually talk about the game and servers, that's what I'm here for
>>528989584You know what's going on because it's the same shit as always.
Does epoch have high elves?
>>528988363this would easily be disproved by sylma just talking
>>528988363Telegethu told me he will be playing a male tauren called bbcbull.
>>528990634Yes, when I hang them from Teldrassil
>>528985214zap and fish are based
zap tries to help the guild and retards stab him in the back
fish makes those same retards seethe and just doesnt give a fuck
>>528991908ok zapfishtuah
you can quit the guild too and go pug together
>>528991994i havent played in almost a month
fuck turtle and its shitty client
zap and fish are blacklisted from pearlsylma's new guild <Cabal>
Fish here, I just want to be left alone with my boyfriend. Is this so hard to ask? You spend all your time here posting about me, and it distracts me from my bindings and the bussy
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaBVjKg3
>>528993341What is your problem? Fish maybe retarded but doesn't deserve this.
>>528994845Okay,Sunethil.
>>528994845sftu aoi you dont even know whats going on
vote now!
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaBVjKg3
>>528995281Stop being mean to each other.
>>528995458he's not wrong, i support him
>>528995381fish stans get the rope
anyone who played Epooh betas
how is protection paladin on the mana end?
starved or holds alright, don't want to go alchemy
important question that will singlehandedly decide if I roll with <four chins>
what will the tabard be like?
Pride - Retia
Greed - Zaptuah
Lust - Elicia
Envy - Johntankman
Gluttony - Gutulikafish
Wrath - Telol
Sloth - Mura
We need a new Greed or this isn't going to work.
>>528995458>still believing that 15$ a month is some kind of filter when anyone can farm wow tokens and play for free
>>529003067Have you seen the absolute estate of Classic WoW? Is just retards paying $15 so they can RMT from thirdies to give the gold to these very same thirdies via boosts/GDKP/whatever and buy it again with real money. So yea, Schizo is actually too poor to afford $15 a month and know this.
>>528924048good turtle is p2w slopfest i mean you can buy fucking 38slot bags and perma repair pets and stuff fuck that gay server
Ok but what am I doing for an entire month now?
>>529004708Playing turkey wow with the homies
So why haven't >you, yes (YOU), signed up for fish's thunderfury quest MC gdkp run??
>>529004708get on trans wow all the boys are here
>>529004708I decided to pick up magic again, playing on arena and wanting to kms but at least I have something to do everyday
Is turtle laggy as shit right now for anyone else?
>>528997246It doeso-
>No alchemyLol. Filtered spud. Broken prof.
>>529009725ingles por favor
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>>529011584umm... racist much??
>>529011584my culture is not your transmog.
>>529012289shut up plapmeat and then stomachmeat
>>529011584windsor went on the run to china after busting out of prison
>>529004416Last time I enjoyed classic was when hardcore was first released, then when I died on my first character I moved it to an era server and after seeing all the "services" in chat I just dropped it, shit is retarded.
>>529012848This. Horrible state of community and blizzard doing nothing against it or even encouraging it is why I play on private servers.
29 more sleepies until Pochie
>>529013335Classic is made for streamers and their followers who don't really like playing the game but must follow mr streamer, so they just pay for everything.
>>529014201My 39 twink rogue on turtle will soon be ready to pass the time in STV while waiting for Epoch.
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this is for entry-level purples or something?
>>529014486as server progressed it became increasingly irrelevant
now you either buy heirlooms with them or convert them into honor points to buy some pvp gear (useful if you need Ilvl for LFR)
>>529014486blues, and most are still worse than heroic dungeon gear I believe. You can also exchange it for honor and get pvp gear, which is probably purple and better than heroic dungeon gear at this point of the expansion (if that's sheilun).
>epoch will give paladins to horde and shammies to alliance
>race no longer plays a choice you can just unlock others facials
Yawn.. this is literally retail lite
>>529014630>heirloomsoh fucking sweet
>>529014679it's tauri, so probably still true
>>529015538>Taurieven better, I think you should get very good purple pvp gear for honor at that point
>>529015502>facials>yawns
Good evening ,I am your server was very good,everything works, but there is one problem with rare mobs respawn 3 min ,yeah like nothing,but there are 3 rare the Alliance and the Horde and falling of 250 of honor ,it is 1 battlefield to win ,and until you play BG you can 3 to kill,fails.what is the point of us BG .if it is possible to kill them,please ,to RES have been like on OFE 2 hours ,so you honor system being destroyed ,Yes serv pve ,but we have come a Gilda with ofa to pvp here,but alas we can see a picture where people do not go BG as they farm these Ratnikov,ramici these in the jungle ,and us said you all know and you would still
>>529015961
>>529014407Erm... You're ganking the correct faction, right?
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I want this on Epoch.
FMC is about to die.
Mark this post.
>>529018068Judeobolschevik psychic powers
>>529017161Of course, I wear shoes
>>529014407>in STVdon't forget there's a new 35+ zone coming too, i'm camping my twink rogue there
I should make a twink as well...
>>529018235why are they adding a new ally only zone in the most zone heavy level bracket
>>529018330it's neutral afaik, or rather there are horde quests too no? maybe i'm wrong, but the trailer had orcs n horde present so maybe there will be some? but now i doubt it since it's clearly between IF and SW.
alliance favored btw, devs love their humans
>>529018443it's supposed to be an ally zone and the horde will be npcs that you fight
>>529018698shit that is giga gay
going to kill so many low level alliance fuck them
>>528925512lil bro thinks tbc meta will carry over to servers with custom gear and raids.
FMC has too many ESLs now, it's unbearable.
>>529019586I want someone to ERP with me in spanish while I don't understand a single word of what is said. Like maybe an eager, spanish speaking prostitute elf that caught a tourist with a fat wallet and is now hellbent on getting that money through copious amounts of suck'n'fuck.
What are the chances Epoch gets delayed?
>>529018046Who is going to lead the new guild?
Fish?
>>529022018epoch guild will be called <for the nookie> or i'm not joining
What are the chances FMC survives Epoch?
Trying to do Elites in the Forsaken areas is a no-no, huh?
i recently transitioned into a turtle chad. got any tips for me?
I've been watching some Epoch Beta 3.5 Videos of lv 60 5 mans and this seems to be the DPS breakdown
Arcane Mage = 1K DPS
Fury Warrior, Enhance Shaman, MM Hunter, Affliction Warlock = 800 DPS
Arms Warrior, Ele Shaman, Druid (Feral/Balance), Ret, Shadow Priest. Mage (Frost/Fire) = 600-700 DPS
Not a horrible split
>>529019263you can customize as much as you want but with raid size being 25 and people minmaxing the fun out of the game you can expect at most one rogue per raid
>>529023436what were warrior tanks like
>>529023030Join FMC for gear and leave once you're ready to join a real guild
>>529023436ummm where's rogues?
>>529023609Raidwide buffs and wotlk bloodlust leaves a lot more room for other classes than TBC.
so many more days...
caged til 'poch....
ngl this sylmapearl gives me the icky
why would he lie about having to leave because of IRL drug addiction
but then come back not even 2 months later pretending to be a new persona
he is posting in this thread constantly right now which is weird
only a psychopath manipulator would do such a thing
holding emotional baggage on people leaving like that
it's just so icky
>>529023661It's like TBC where they are worse then Druids/Pali but it's vanilla content so they aren't horrible. Even the 5 man bosses like Baron are harder and does new abilities. He casts defile, shadow bolt and healing deathcoil. Ramstein is a lot harder as well.
>>529023840The videos I've seen they are all over the place. 800-600 DPS. So I think it's a skill issue.
>>529024008how bout you'll be caged even after 'poch releases
>>529024048drugs were never mentioned and i have no idea what you mean by new persona
ai post? not in fmc?
what i'm gonna look like after breaking out of the stockades to rape alliance in the new zone
>>529023814i love how I can get aq40 gear while I'm in green
>>529024048>because of IRL drug addictionYou have the reading comprehension of a toddler.
>>529017720no fuck off with your retarded slop systems, we don't need more layers between players. The fact that warmode is a thing is already borderline retarded..
yeah pvp is pretty retarded
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Delay announcement is coming soon.
>>529015502Alliance shamans and horde paladins doesn't matter on a pve crossfaction server lil bro.
>muh racialsRaces being cosmetic is fucking kino, cry about it.
>>529024365They were bugged in 3.0 (and 3.5 iirc), but its been fixed.
>>529023840Doomers are wrong, rogue is top 3 easy.
>>529023436>spriest doing 6-700 dps>has VT mana returns>partywide effects are now raidwideThere's no way they go ahead with each spriest granting 150-175 mp5 for the entire raid
There's some limitation in place, surely
can we get a list of who is confirmed playing and what they are playing?
>>529024430>>529024826neither of you are in fmc, dumb faggots
sylmapearl deleted his original goodbye post on discord that mentioned drug addiction and replaced it with a new one
probably because gargoth told him it would be easier to manipulate anons later doing so
that one is a sleazy motherfucker too
>>529025436>There's no way they go ahead with each spriest granting 150-175 mp5 for the entire raid>There's some limitation in place, surelyah and here is the new arcane mage/spriest stack meta
>>529024430>>529024826>replying to schizokino's delirious fever dreams
>>529025436>There's no way they go ahead with each spriest granting 150-175 mp5 for the entire raidyeah, they didn't
>>529025845>boogeyman deadname out of nowhere not everyone is on your sylmapearl defense force retard
>>529025941ok, that's reasonable then
>>5290257733 Arcane Mages, 1 Warlock and 1 Spriest would PUMP Have the Druid innervate the S priest as well.
>>529025738oh you misunderstood he misspelled dog as drug
I will unleash my inner fury on july 26th..
>every hunter spec gives a different raid buff
easy raid spots
musky, smelly, worgen males...
EPOCH KINO EPOCH KINO EPOCH KINO
TURDLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>529024048i also noticed this, pearl is going to pretend being a new person with that female tauren priest
but it will be pretty obvious to everyone it is the dogfucking tranny
Epoch tank tier list btw.
unwashed uncut rapey dominant orc males...
>>529026067You should really learn a new writing style if you don't want to be discovered instantly
>>529026696warriorfags praying that devs give make every boss cast shear
Tips for warsong 15-19? I'm on horde and we keep getting farmed by Hunters
If you try to kill the hunter you are out of position, if you try to kill the pet you accomplish nothing
??
>>529026696>shaman tankwhen will this meme stop
>>529026696Is druid really that bad?
>>529026665>sylma isn't playing a night elf druid so he's making a new persona!!!!what?
>shitskin
>classic in thumbnail
>paladin guide
reminder: there's not racial swap for your brown skin
>here's your private server playerbase, bro
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR SPELLCLEAVE
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR GDKP
I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR STREAM
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR TRANNYCORD
I WILL NOT PAY FOR YOUR BOOST
I WILL NOT USE YOUR SUMMONING SERVICE
I WILL NOT INVITE YOU TO ASMON LAYER
I WILL INVITE FIRST 4 PLAYERS WHO WHISPER ME TO MY GROUPS REGARDLESS OF THEIR CLASS
I WILL PLAY THE CLASS THAT IS FUN FOR ME REGARDLESS OF THE METERS
I WILL SEXUALLY HARASS NELFIES
I WILL DISCUSS POLITICS IN THE WORLD CHAT
and most importantly
I WILL SAY NIGGER
>>529027074>stacking destro instead of arcanengmi
>>529027229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuzysdUZ1cA
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>>529027229pipe down latinx
>>529027375sure, it's unclear what the dps top dog will but the point stands that even with raid wide buffs and some custom content rogues will have at most one slot
fuck it im going balance druid
>>529023030join FMC, SR and win thunderfury and hand of rag, then leave
Enh shaman and warlock sound good and all but I'm playing solo and I hate queues with passion.
Healing is for fags, already played warrior to death, I've played druid tank a bit in turtle and don't care for them either so prot paladin it is.
I hope just spiritual attunement lets me play without mana poting on bosses or I'm rerrolling
>ask a question in turtle discord class section
>immediately told something wrong about original vanilla
is going 61/0/0 the way for arcance mage in pochi?
what do you even need from frost and fire trees
>>529028673Warlocks are pretty good for not needing mana pots if your healer is caring for you and at least you can solo quests better than most, I imagine there'll be a few custom elite quests.
I don't think queues will be an issue at first when the server is new then hopefully you get a guild for guaranteed spots later on
>>529028974I don't know if you played beta, but just normal mobs in the open world have like 2x HP as Classic WoW. For a lot of classes just leveling is going to be a slog.
>>529028956icy veins gives dps, whereas arcane has a many PvP talents that are borderline useless in PvE
>>529028956Improved Blasting
Master of Schools
Icy Veins
>>529029350I did not, yeah I mean that would push me more to going a heavier DPS class like Warlock, their sustain in levelling is very good (Unless Epoch messed that up too)
I'm kind of looking forward to a slog but 2x HP seems a bit nutty, I feel for low level warriors without gear haha
>niggertuah quits
>jib posting stops
curious
>>529029886stop noticing, goyim
>pearl posting starts
>jib posting stops
>>529029860Why would warriors have a problem, this is TBC baseline classes. It's fine
>>529027074now that's a real comp
>>529029860Warlock/Mage/Hunter will all be fine. Everyone else will probably find it more efficient to have a leveling partner.
>>529025080Wtf is map splitting? Server load balancing or something? I really can't think of anything like that in trinitycore.
>>529030471I mean I'm sure it'll be fine but I imagine even with TBC balancing that 1-30 on warrior will consist of a lot of eating and bandaging
Leveling partner... Vgh... Kino...
>>529030509Replace one enh with fury, no need to waste 2 spots on them thanks to raidwide buffs.
>3 BGs in a row which are 30 to 1-2 kills, alliance favored
hmm
>>529023609Not every guild is minmaxxing to that extent. You're acting like rogues aren't still one of the highest throughput classes, and that rogues will be treated like lepers or something. You're fucking delusional mate, this is not TBC where guilds are gatekeeping fucking glaives, lol.
>>529030509Axe rogues bleed will be very close to fury in ST. Sadly they lack aoe lol
>Every person affiliated with Project Epoch has a paladin tag in their Discord name. Pala/shaman/druid not paying hybrid tax anymore and get TONS of improvements
aaaand im out. not interested in sod 2.0
>>529030812I played warrior in beta 2 and it was definitely cozy leveling. Definitely ate less food compared to regular 1.12/classic/turtle leveling. Just having TBC specs feel more smooth when leveling.
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>>529031282>hybrid taxopinion discarded
>>529031282Just roll something that doesn't share tier token with paladin nigga. Also, retkeks don't know how to pvp, so either way i don't see the problem.
>>529030668It's splitting the world across some static borders. Turtle does it in randomly picked spots (see pic), classic did it across zone borders, and looks like epoch is going to do it dynamically across some zone borders first and then within zones if load gets high.
>>529031471imagine the rich scent
>>528944957I enjoy big Soul Fire crits, so i imagine pom+pyro being similar.
>>529031282>nooo the raid must be 25 warriorsget fucked idiot
>>529031754Ah i get it, saw a lot of that between barrens/durotar border and silverpine. I remember when the chinese invasion happened and they started doing this. That, and absolutely mutilating render distance. Hope it's not as severe on epoch.
>>529032037>warriors out of nowherespotted the retkek
you seethed for 2/10ths of a century too?
>>529030509uh female sibling, wheres your prot paladin?
>>529031471>T-posing for the camerabased
>massive human warrior clad in full plate knocking a nigger cow to the ground with a shield bash
i'm thinking based
>>529031754I remember when I was trying to do the mine quest in Tirisfal Uplands and was wondering why the quest mob didn't respawn after 15min waiting only to then realize that I was waiting for him in a point where this shit happened and he just never appeared in my screen
>>529031282>NOOOOOOOOOOO ONLY WARRIOR CAN BE ALLOWED TO BE GOOD DPS AND A GOOD TANK E-E-E-EVERY OTHER CLASS IS A HYBRID THOUGH
>>529031464Ah fair, you'll know better than me then. I've stayed clear of Epoch so it's all new and strange to me when I do get around to playing it
Come to think of it I played a rogue on the last TBC server I played and yeah they were a lot smoother than vanilla rogues
>>529032181theres no way picrel isnt underaged, right??
If I know a person plays a paladin I immediately discard their opinion on everything and avoid them as much as I can
Class for dumb niggerlicious ESL cattle juan de rodrigez or fat 60iq amerimutt
i fucking hate women
can we kick them from fmc already
>>529032181>>warriors out of nowhereBut the first post was talking about broken classes that ignore the hybrid tax.
>insta seethe about warriors
holy shit i thought reddit had warrior derangement syndrome the worst but it's in full swing here too
>>528981248damn wtf did umbasa eat
>>529032658<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA> WE WILL STILL YOUR LOOT PENDEJOOOO
>people start pointing out that warrior ignores the "hybrid tax" and has for decades
>endless spam of ">w-warriors out of no where" starts
Theloras... it's time to let go...
>>529032712hybrid tax is a meme used to justify nerfing palakeks becasue they dabbed on kaplans warrior in everquest. priests shamans and druids were collateral damage while huntards remained bottom tier despite not being a hybrid
>>529032927warriors are based thoughbeit and hybrids are, well, cringe. it's as simple as that really
anyone got cringekino 2000s music playlist from pvp videos?
>>529033023hunters are ranged and melee hybrid, they deserve to be bad!
>>529033089>warriors are cringe and hybrids are, well, cringe. yes warriors should have all their dps gutted and they should be nothing but tank bots
>>529033163https://youtu.be/wJ7fwY-3KnU
You trannies better not be playing on Epoch because if I recognized your stupid name, I will be bullying and gaping you until you ack yourself
FMC trannies you have been warned
>>529033238pic related is me btw, a paladin (ret)
>>529033089hybrids feel strong until end-game pvp hits and a warrior 2 shots them constantly while a female character heal sissy (male) stands behind the warrior making him invincible
>seething about warriors
You seem to be forgetting about the real favored class - mages
>fastest levelers
>best aoe
>best ranged single target
>can get free food and water while other classes have to spend money and time getting it from vendors
>can teleport to any city which is massive in vanilla
>best gold farmers
>with the boosting meta they are the best boosters too
>the only time they weren't top tier was TBC
Meanwhile warrior leveling is aids and prot is the biggest memespec of them all
>>529033475as God (Kaplan) intended
>>529033403>plays a woman paladinack yourself
>>529033403lol i remember poopzado from wowg
THERE IT IS LADS
>>529033403Anyone who reuses a character name is trash anyway
will hunter with no pet be viable on the pochi? i hate micro managing pets
>>529033023>they dabbed on kaplans warrior in everquestso fucking sick of this meme. eq warriors were the best tanks in the game up to the release of wow and after. eq paladin tanks were reduced to off tanking 99% of the time and thats only because they had an item that let them proc bop on themselves so healers only had to heal one tank(the warrior)
>>529033782yeah its gay honestly and people who play WoW are psychotic as fuck over the smallest thing
>"oh look its Xxgokuxx he killed me in a bg 5 years ago!!! reeee I will try to camp him now and finally have my revenge!!!!!"
>warriors are a hybrid class and if you want hybrid tax nerfing classes that means warrior gets gutted
>"B-B-B-BUT PAL-ACK"
>>529033972>i hate micro managing petsthen don't play a petclass you mouthbreather
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>>529034059palatroons love bringing this one up and it gets deboonked again and again
>there are only 2-3 tanks in a raidthere you go nigger
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>>529034004this is me
i am the pyscho
warrior is taxed as a hybrid by having no self sustain or hit talents
>>529034404>deboonkedevery post seething about the hybrix tax being applied to ALL hybrid classes is warriors seething that they are a hybrid class
sorry kiddo warrior should be a tank and if they want to dps they should be AT BEST in the bottom 4th of the chart with the healers wanding
>>529034652industrial strength cope
I will be playing undead rogue and camping Alliance cucks while listening to Limp Bizkit on 'poch
>>529034871>doesnt countyeah im the one coping
>>529033641I thought he was from Path of Exile
>>529034978>t-t-t-theres no talent for hit chance so its n-n-not a hybrid cope
>>528921237This but undead male with raven dark hair
>>529035120>doesnt get things a melee damage dealer like rogue gets since its a hybrid>completely ignoring the no sustain partthere there
>Race: Human
>Faction: Alliance
>Gender - Male or Female: Male
>Class: Warrior (Masterclass)
>Spec: DPS - Damage Per Second (Heavy Hitter)
>Offspec: Protection
>Clothies: Included
>Paladins: Excluded
>Meters: Topped
>Azeroth: Saved
Yeah, I'm thinking that pretty soon it'll be, as it's said, "Gaming Time".
>>529035473>warriorcuck mental gymnastics going into overdrive pick up the shield loser
>>529034416honestly?
based
>>529035473nonny this is too stupid please cease
>>529035610>>529035732>still no rebuttalgrisly
>>529034416>banshanurta's crime was... uhh.. being an undead hunter
Btw how many weeks do we have before the raids open? I'm trying to figure out if i can cozymax with the 0.5x challenge.
>>529034897epoch is pve
you wont be camping shit
>>529036084I think warmode will be fun for the first burst of levelers, but at the end of the day it's gonna be empty and only have 60s and twinks
>>529035995the gravest crime of all, non-canon classes
3 Bosses in ONY
1 New Boss in MC with boss removed
T2 is New Raid Uldum
At least I don't have to suffer the same progression as Classic. The cycle is broken
>>529036381>pad out ony of all things >removed bosses from MC grim
>>529036381god this is gonna be such a breath of FRESH air
>>529035582>>Paladins: ExcludedHealsissies can come, but i'll rule them with an iron fist.
>>529035786>I have %5 less hit than roguechud, I'm being taxed!>But your class does more DPS>I'm being taxed!!!!!!!
>>529036015How is wasting your time and going twice as slow in a game that's already slow qnd tediois as fuck comfy you fucking faggot? God I hate you people so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7PmFGaCu1E
Genetics playing priest? uhmm
>>529036812This is a custom content server, yeah? I get to do all the quests, just because you hate the game doesn't mean the rest of us have to be the same.
>God I hate you people so much.I hate you too niggerbrained zoomer.
>>529036764>steals plate, mail, and leather items to effortlessly have more hitrating than any rogue could dream of having >STOP TAXING MY CLASS
>>529036812why even play if you hate the game
would this work for poch
>roll soul of iron (hardcore) until lvl 20 to get the free bag + potions
>drown myself in orgrimmar so I just have to walk a little bit
>continue normally but with a free bag and potions
maybe even continue until lvl 40
>>529037003>steals>meritocratically given to the class that can get the best use out of ityou should be on your knees thanking Warriors for carrying your stupid ass through content
>>529037003Rogue is already the easiest melee class to hit cap, what are you yapping about lil bro.
>>529036381Uldum being t2 sounds retarded. Unless they totally gut everything ony, rag, and bwl are all linked together so it makes sense for them to all have the same tier set. Uldum should have its own set.
>>529037059That anon has some serious brain rot, imagine melting down because i want to see all (or most) of the new custom content, instead of rushing through it and getting burnt out in a month.
>>529037176Yep, you can absolutely drown yourself in Stormwind or Orgrimmar, and then go turn it off. Which is definitely preferable to dying on the other side of the world.
>>529034897/tar roguecuck
/cast hunter's mark
/PetAttack
good old roguecuck corpsecamp macro, enjoy waiting 5min for your vanish cd to come up just so you can escape and then wait another 5 min before you can attempt another gank
The Monster and Memories play test is starting soon. Be there, nonny.
>>529036840>top 3 dps are all warriorsit's over retsisters...
>>529037185>dpswarrior >carrying anyone through anything literally the most easily replaced character in the game
>>529037743Some classes were bugged, and this is a random pug. But yes, retkeks are definitely gonna get btfo.
>>529036812kill yourself zap
>>529038060zap is a wannabe sweatlord he'll be rushing to raid logging so he can go back to XIV troon erp
>>529036997The game starts at 60. Autistic faggot bitch.
>>529036306what are the canon classes?
>>529035582I've got your Windfury, King