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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

wimy

woomy

squid cum

>>528967484 (OP)
>Pepper grinder in the background
What does it mean

>>528967875
Squids are only a few inches tall

>>528967875
Salmonid campaign. Trust the plan.

>>528968047
Sex with this veemo.

>>528968609
obsessed

>>528968209
>Get to fight kings solo
Kino

>>528968609
Based.

>>528968609
obese

No fatties allowed beyond this point

>>528963259
by the way if anyone cares, some irl hurdles were removed so I likely will get my drawing pad back soon so my art won't look like utter shit anymore

>>528968047
holy fuck.

>>528970076
Hells yeah your art was always good, shut up

>>528970390
I'm using MS Paint and a fucking mouse, there's only so much I can do to make it look somewhat presentable. Stop lying.

Side note, would anyone be interested in a picarto stream just to see my process?

time for bed

>Fixed an issue in Urchin Underpass where players could use unintended means to climb the outer perimeter of the stage.
rip
it wasn't an easy jump to make anyway

>>528970618
Fucker so do I (on occasion), if I wanted to lie I’d say I don’t look up to your art and some of the stuff I’ve seen in the archives
Idk much about picarto but I think it might be cool

>>528970774
would be fun if they purposely made versions of maps just for taking photos

>temmate with a pokemon name
Home X A

>>528970794
thank you that means a lot
post your work

It's just a streaming platform mostly for art that allows NSFW. Mike uses it occasionally.

>>528970774
I tried for hours and never got it once.

>>528971271
after shower, or I could also draw something just for you if you want
Pa-
>allows NSFW
SOLD, being able to stream possible sfw and nsfw is wicked

>>528970774
Ah shit, I wanted to try it but never got around to it. Can I do recon offline if I disconnect my Switch and don't update?

I want yuta to draw me…

>>528971613
hmmmm... I guess our cephs interacting somehow in a scenario of your choosing. If you're okay with it I might request something more specific when I get a feel for your style

>>528972184
Oh hells yeah, can do

my yebby just said hes a trvcell

>Fixed an issue in Urchin Underpass where players could use unintended means to climb the outer perimeter of the stage.
It's ogre............

Did they fix the issue where I am unable to improve?

Did anyone lose a cat?

>>528972613
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It's perfectly acceptable to spam "this way" when you're by the enemy basket in a bubbler while your dumbfuck teammate holding a football isn't getting the message.

>>528973439
No, give it to PETA they will send it to cat heaven

I don't recall there being any footballs in Splatoon. Bubbler and baskets also don't exist in the same game. I mean maybe if you modded Splatoon 2 to make ink armor bubbler it could be a thing.

>>528973439
Dinner's here

damn you for making me hungry again

eating dicks with my favourite idols!

>>528972613
Can't have fun around these parts

>>528970774
Nintendo hates squid parties

Splatoon isn't meant to be fun, it's meant to be stressful and intense. Woomy is supposed to be in a constant state of struggle and stress so she can be silly when she's not fighting for her life against salmon or her fellow mollusks.

>>528978110
Woomy's home life is troubled

>>528978110
it's natural for woomies to become chain smokers by the time they turn 15 years old

>>528978234
Woomy's papa drinks and makes it her problem.
He constantly makes weird and unwanted comments about her floppers.
He gets angry when she spends more time outside with her friends than indoors with him.
He tries to use his belt on her but forgets he's got no pants on half the time.
Woomy likes when she comes home and he's passed out on the couch in front of the TV.

One must imagine woomy happy.

>>528978858
>>528978694
dude :(

srbdude

>>528979805
draw me teehee

>>528979492
very good woomy

i would like to apologize for a lobby hosted a couple days ago. my yebby called one of the female octolings a "stinky pinkslop suit wearing fishfucker roastyveemo"

>>528979492
She looks very intelligent

>>528980563
S...

Are those what I think they are?

>>528981171
Did Goggles pants anyone

>>528981171
>fuzzy tako boots
Holy shit.
Probably just an intern screwup, but it would be nice to have their gear finally obtainable in-game.

>>528981171
>>528981916
>intern made another mistake

>>528981171
What's this from?

>>528982636
the official Splatoon JP Twitter account

>>528982636
SplatoonJP twitter

Fuzzy Tako pubes

Very interesting direction Spl4t is going in

anyone had the background go all glich-y looking during a com error?
i don't think i've seen this before

>>528985750
This new update is pretty cool.

who salmn

>>528985750
It happened to me once. Last year, so it's not a new bug or anything. Your screen definitely got messed up a whole lot more than mine, though, wow.

>>528987981
Yo

so that was the imprisoning war...

>>528988784
reddy?

>>528989473
yup

>>528989525
cmin

>>528987981
>>528988784
Is it too late to join you guys

>>528991945
cmon in

>>528992115
Give me a sec, forgot to update

>>528981171
So what do you guys think?
Is it a hint for more things to come to splat 3 or did the devs just do an oopsie and doesn't really mean anything, I'm kinda leaning towards the latter

>>528995336
idk we dont work for nintendo

>>528995336
I'm of the impression that there's going to be more updates coming as there doesn't seem to be a Splatoon 4 on the way soon.

>>528995336
I just want a grand fest rerun nigga

>>528996487
TEAM PAST WON.
DEAL WITH IT ZOOMER SHITTER

>>528995336
Remember how it was speculated that there would be third and fourth waves of dlc? That's what's happening now. Raiders is the third wave but the scope was too big or something and it was made into it's own game. The third wave was supposed to release this year and the accompanying third kits update was supposed to go with it but they just did the one. Fourth wave has yet to be seen.

>>528996487
We've already had Grand Fest and Team Past fucking won, sit the fuck down. That being said...

>>528996528
...Would be hilarious if they *did* repeat it and Team Past won twice, kek.

GGs mik and chav!!
got a lil distracted but i think we did well

GGs fishermen! I'm pooped
Nice job on the two kings

>>528996528
>>528996654
I just want the atmosphere and big run back
you are no fun whatsoever >:(

>>528997096
>>528997103
GG's Boy and Chav!

>>528997271
Then use an Amiibo, that's what they're there for

>>528998242
amiibo ain't gonna bring back the memories and camaraderie of playing with st/ink/ies

>>528998242
It's not the same. The magic is gone.

>>528997271
>>528996487
Bringing it back wouldn't be the same. The magic is gone.

I finished every third kit
But this is the weapon that I like best

we need raiders news badly

Have you tried not dying? You're on page 10 and about to fall off

>>529010832
kold you have never finished any of the single player modes and you don't have a Switch 2, shut the fuck up

>>528995336
>tweet deleted and reposted with the correct gear
it was a screwup and probably means nothing

>>529003091
Good woomy.

team past won?
funny i still can't get my shirt

>>529012409
He still never beat After Alterna right? I don't think he even knows how to unlock it

Is the kold who plays Mario Kart on the weekends the same person?
Or are there two people with the same username
Something isn’t adding up koldschizos

Woomy with large ink sacs.

We don't talk about nono, no, no, no.

It is BURGER TIME

>>529020434
Yuropoors are waging. Ameriking neets are waking up

>>529021032
GOOD MORNING AMERIKINGS

>>529024037
fatass

https://x.com/Miluneo/status/1938455796486180941?t=1uGLEGOo5Y1MY5QABAbgwQ&s=19 this frightens the st/ink/er

>>529018079
Who?

>>529024263
Life-sized snipewriter would

>>529026297
Boobs too big

>529012409
>529016842
>samefag headcanon
Get new real material

>>529026297
Boobs too small

>>529026297
Could be bigger

>>528968209
>>528969125
Do you guys really think it wpuldnt be slom related?
The tornado is just like the ones we have in salmon run and not to mwntion that GOLDEN beam of light that they saw.
They're in the salmon's lair im calling it now.

any fshers on rotation?

>>529031812
Yes.

>>529018079
It was my turfing day, we were rooming up and there were no clips in the thread (no clips allowed in the thread)

>>529031874
opening ^_^

>>529035081
Coming had to update game.

fees 2/4

>>529035352
yo

i like woomies!!

>>529035775
obening

>>529035870
Wow same.

>>529031495
I kinda doubt it will be salmon themed, lost ancient technology? Spiral themed islands? Its a bunch of shellfish this time around. Heck it could be all about nautilus

>>529036193
I like both ideas
I mostly think its salmon because of the logo having the green and orange that we have grown to relate to salmon run.

The dream is dead just like the trailer woomveem.

>>529036924
it's still possible.

cute beeb I would consentually rape her

>freelancer with woman name is garbage
Like pottery.

ggs fsh sorry for doing like poop lol

ggs 1kings

>>529040764
>>529040786
GG's m89s

>>529041289
Good squids and a bad woomy.

>>529041569
no actually. yeb is bad too. he's the worst

>>529041569
who's the bad woomy?

wad boomy

Every woomy is a good woomy, even if they're being silly pretending otherwise.

Both Splatoon and Pikmin take place on earth. Pikmin probably happens before Splatoon since there isn't any evidence of a world wide flood yet.
>what about Kirby?
2nd party company

is it true kold got certain /ink/ers blocked from the pbs and fantasy and the rest are in on it?

>>529045529
>nintendo
>continuity
bananza just showed a giant middle finger to that idea

>>529045529
The timeline is Kirby (Shiver Star) > Splatoon > Pikmin (PNF-404)

>>529036193
Occam's razor
We already got our nautiloids with gnarly eddy and that chick from ink theory
That being said I wouldn't mind tribal cuttlelings

So if the 2000s were Nintendo's spin-off era, the 2010s the platformer era and the 2020s the open world era, what do we expect for 2030? VR? AI?

>>529048715
ww3 and return to stone age for the majority of the population

>>529048821
>Nintendo branded nuclear-warfare

>>529048821
Me and my /ink/bros getting sentenced to 20 years of HLM marooney's bay after ignoring our WW3 drafts

>>528989195
Secret stone? Demon king?

I'm just coming back to this game after a while and I cannot believe triple splashdown is still as broken as it always was.

>>529053803
skill issue

which has the worse update schedule: minecraft or splatoon 3

>>529053803
lmao how's B+ treating you

>>529055205
Minecraft is still fun to play. Splatoon 3 isn't.

>>529055205
I'm not autistic so I have never played Mineycrafta.

My woomy doesn't play minecraft. She really like wootome games.

My woomy like painting brown bricks in splatoon

hah! minecraft is for toddlers and manchildren *presses the woomy button*

>>529055960
>modern minecraft
>fun

Minecraft stopped being fun when they forced you to eat food.

t. first played when Notch was shilling it here as a web based game back in 2009 or some shit

>>529056031
>I'm not autistic
and posting here?

>>529017309
nice try mormon we all know you don't have a Switch 2 because you can't afford one, if there's any playtime on your account it's very few and you gave someone from the transcord your account to log in and log hours for you but people can tell who's still on a Switch 1 from the menus

>>529059823
>implying 4chongz isn't normalfag central for over a decade now

Safe edgy
Safe autism

sick twisted alternate universe paruko where she takes her ritalin and wipes her mouth

Chara's friend posted these

>>529067150
Because it's NOT OVER YET

Yeah dude they're going to add 11 more maps before raiders comes up trust me my dad is nogami.

>>529067843
11 more maps and no flank routes.
we added a pole though!

>>529067843
This but unironically

i want my

>>529069093
tight stinky woomy coochie licked and deep tongued by a weyyo with a french accent

frye completely knocking me out with a single punch.

>>529070774
Someone already drew this

>>529070774
>>529071312
Post it cowards
https://files.catbox.moe/jhiwdg.jpg

>>529072434
why would I save anything related to that faggot?

>>529072638
I save anything a /ink/er draws especially if it's NSFW
Booru is incomplete

>>529047023
Shiver is my star

>>529072780
You know you're free to post on it

>>529067134
>>529067150
the existing 3rd kits barely revived the game why would they bother doing more

>>529073274
For Japan.

>>529072434
I should redraw this, I still have the .sai file

>>529073617
How would you improve on it

>>529072434
We need more /ink/er cunnilingus art

>>529073979
Everything

Splatoon kart is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0JPIDgosDY

>>529074692
who and who

>>529075391
Straight or yuri?

>>529075865
I'm the one asking

>>529074692
Blowjob, handjobs, and fingering too

>>529075391
mikkel x bei

>>529078905
You want explosions too?

>>529078905
Mikkel changes their ceph a lot so you need to be more specific

So will Raiders have multiplayer?

>>529080654
his is the leftmost woom here >>529041289

>>529081687
What a handsome man.

>>529081687
no

>>529081687
Thats just Lethal Company

>>529081687
woomy would think of her creator inoue not this marketing guy

>>529080380
Yes

Will Sakurai add woomy to kirby air riders?

Gundam splatoon sets

>>529081687
I hope it's single player or local co-op only and costs $40

>>528981171
they deleted the image, some random intern is getting fired

>>529086742
So we're getting a salmon run update. Just more shop stuff

this is a woomy

Something for the homofaggot /ink/ posters.

Do you think Robin Williams actually understood what evangelion is or he didn't get any of it and just saw giant robots, or he watched voltron or gundam thinking they were the same thing

>>529087386
Give him tinted shades

>>529087395
idk

>>529087660
bum

basketball woomy

>>529088759
Imagine the piss

>>529089242
you don't need to tell me to, i already was

Post "it"

cant since no ones drawn my ceph ever

>>529090032
post your ceph

>>529090178
theyre shy

>>529090353
coax them out with peanuts

Hiding inside woomy's toilet

>>529090546
if its been this long in the gen i dont see a point in doing that

>>529089789
You can't handle it.

>>529090691
poor woomy died of starvation alone in a dark room where no one could hear her pleas of escape

cant remember how long ago this was but looking at the bottom right its just deliberate at this point

>>529091128
i miss drawpiles

>>529091128
Who was mspaintanon

>>529091128
>make love not war
>they made war not love
We've been lied to

>>529091128
Soulful, wish /ink/ could go back to this level of soul.

>>529091316
I know who based on the clues in his art but I'm not saying.

>>529091656
is it that one guy with the shit art style that draws woomies with massive proportions

>they finally updated Brave Browser and got rid of the bloat on mobile
Fucking finally

why are brave shills in my general

>>529091128
Wish we all remained friends

>>529091974
fuck you

>>529091761
if you mean Rayzor no, mspa draws them really skinny

starts with a b, i think

>>529091128
A year ago

id say their main but i think thats giving it away. i remember someone pointed them out for being too humble in the woomy in the dark post they did. i think they still play in the pbs

>>529093142
in group preference

I'm into femyebbies with boobs and vagina

>>529093193
Aerospray MG

>>529087623
>>529026297
>>529024037
which slut do I spacoom to

>>529095729
my woomy

>>529095779
are you offering anon?

>>529095924
I like Kids gamera

Yuta isn't a bad artist

>>529096196
okay yuta

Living on a deserted island with poor food options is certainly going to give shiver and frye some severe digestive issues not to mention food poisoning. Yuta got material to work with.

>>529096196
this, he just draws bad fetishes

>>529095924
yuta vs oosuko vs doro mizu

>>529096969
Another rigged Big Man win.

Yebby patch notes.

>>529097342
>nerfed yebby

>>529097391
Unplayable.

>>529097342
yebby status: trucel

yebby obliterated

I sneezed on my yebby, is he going to be ok?

>>529098093
no woomy will ever do this to my yebby

>>529097858
>>529098532
Hand them over...

fsh?

>>529098989
can in 5 minutes

>>529099561
oben.

>emberz dynamo on my team
home
x
a

Panic open at the hour.

>>529101018
ask nono

>>529101841
the only thing I'm asking that freak is when he's killing himself

>>529101841
ew

>>529101018
2/4

3922 1313 3427

I didn't realize that tornado wave was the 2nd wave oops

GGs M S G

ggs fsh. was only expecting one person to join earlier so i only did one king.

GG's C, G, and S!

there will be a woomy posted soon keep an eye out for her

i sleep

>>529104112
Got comm'd out sorry guys

>>529101935
Maybe he already has, he hasn't shown sign of life on /ink/ for a while.

Meant for fishermen >>529104614

>>529104623
he moved to bothering [adult squid]

GGs again! Sorry about the dc earlier

>try to get one last game before rot
>game freeze
$450 console + 60 game + 25 dlc + 20 NSO

GGs hs

GGs p!

umami and bing bing trf?

>>529106969
>>529106902
ggs we defeated nono sisters

>>529105180
What's that

>>528972184
im a dumbass and got carried away w other shit and didnt really know what do draw apologies oughhhhhh

>>529109089
why are you FAT

>>529108883
Trooncord made by S2 /ink/ rejects full of autists just like him

>>529102426
why do you listen to kold and blacklist people when you don't even have fucking functional internet to host

>>529109241
It's not actually an /ink/ discord, it was just advertised here by one retard for whatever reason. It's full of kids.

anyways the actual art

>>529109363
Groomable kids

I want to do another one like this so post your ceph and your ace

>>529109363
No it was made by old /ink/ers but not as a /ink/ discord, they made it sometime after a big drama on an old /ink/ discord. They opened to normalfags but still use 4chan rethoric and say "n*gger f*ggot and tr*nny" nearly every sentences.

>>529109176
its tHE JACKET I LIKE BOMBER JACKETS OK

>>529109714
Golurk

How autistic do you have to be to not fit with other /ink/ers.

>>529109714
krookadile.

>>529110019
is that a pokemon or what she's telling you to do?

>>529103853
kikoru shinomiya? why tho

who salmn

>>529110735
that’s why she’s pointing

>>529110951
Me salmn.

>>529109483
AAAA THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU <3
If you don't mind me asking, what is your art process? It looks like you used the pencil brush for the lineart, charcoal for the greys and I think marker for the books? And did you color in the ink before or afterwards? Sorry I just am curious since it's always a struggle to work with everything on a single layer.

>>529109714
>>528972184
Tangrowth
Not for tentacles I swear, I just like regenerator+ragepowder or chorophyll+solarbeam

>>529111150
actually I’m not even gonna lie I basically go immediately sketch and refine that into lineart and use the same tool that I’m currently using for whatever art I want, I basically just change the size if I’m doing bigger areas like the sketchbooks or your cephs eyes
the tool also FROGGY PENCIL MY BELOVED
https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1888670
>did you color think ink in before or afterwards?
Yous good, yeah I did it after, popped in a new layer, put the colors under the art, bingo bongo bango orange my beloved, at any rate I’m glad you enjoy the arts <3

>>529110336
dyke

>>529111120
oh oops
will open in 5 min

>>529111784
Ahh you use CSP? Got it, I was under the assumption that you were also using MS Paint. I also have CSP for my regular art but honestly if I'm drawing with a mouse it doesn't quite feel right if I use a high-end art program instead of the cheapest option available, hehe. I originally only limited myself to the default colors too but it still looked too shitty to be called "art" so I allowed myself to use more afterwards.
Also fuck you 4chan for not showing me this>>529109089
THIS IS STILL REALLY CUTE I LOVE IT A LOT
Do you have a place you post your art?

>>529111992
yeah.

Autism woomy.

>>529112238
OH yeah I do use MSP on occasion, i mainly use CSP but I do like to make more shitposty stuff with MSP (I think I have some actual proper MSP art somewhere), I getcha completely about the high end thing, something something a mouse doesn’t do pressure sensitivity so it’s sorta a moot point aside from layers and different brushes
>place for art?
@FlamingRayzor on Twitter,,,,,,,
Be warned, there’s nsfw, fat bitches, and even non-cephalopod/splatoon art
Also screaming into the void

>>529113064
Do not fret young one, for my eyes are unjudgmental. Unless you're a furry. Or like feet. Or.. okay nevermind I am judgmental.
I like your art! Is there anything specific you wanted in return?

>>529114014
Just for you to have a nice day/night and know that youre a marvel in youre own right

I'm so dysfunctional I might get fired from my work soon, I can't stay in a relationship and will never feel fulfilled, splatoon is my last lifeline and I might lose that eventually. Share woomy please

>>529114350
You are too kind ;-; that really means a lot. I wish you the same.

>>529114383
Just take things one very small step at a time. Count the things that are currently positive in your life to start out with, and then pick one small thing in your life you can change for the better. If needed, seek help from your loved ones.

>>529114383
>Nah I'm just tired bro
>*passes away*

>>529114464
i thought you were done with /ink/

>>529114990
Who could ever pass up an opportunity to circlejerk and avatarfag?

GGs a and r!!
very fun thanks for join

>>529115520
Ggs fish

>>529109714
I was going to post, but I can't choose.

ggs based fishens

>>529115621
Pick the one you used the most

>>529115903
>bond day

??????????

>>529115978
>his country doesn't have bond day

>>529114731
I LIED

>>529114990
I LIED

whyd you post twice

>>529114383
>will never feel fulfilled
my brain doesn't make the chemicals necessary for happiness or motivation
have some old woomies and one yebby

Nip Engrish is so cute :)

>>529117026
3am and clicked wrong post

>>529117256
Curry and Mali

>>529112697
They’re all autistic.

>teammates won't leave spawn
>repeat forever
>eliter faggots and shark guards eveet single game
very fun game nogami.

>>529115629
I loved this artist's slick woomies

>>529115978
it's when you bond burger someone's sister.

>crab firing full auto at kraken isn't enough to push it back
is it just immune to pushback now?

>>529118932
>game number 7 of all three teammates never making it past the middle of the map
what is this flar? it's obnoxious.

Fun bug found in salmn

>Have had the itch to play Splatoon 3 the past few days
>Go to do so
>Find out that my capture card (an XR-1 Pro) fails to be seen by OBS as it only detects virtual camera (picrel)
>Really have the urge to play it now due to some depressing and unfortunate situation just to forget about said situation
>Tried everything from doing a fresh install of OBS to unplugging the entire capture card
>Unsure of what else to fucking do

>>529122726
does your computer detect it? switch usb ports? check the device manager?

>>529122994
Discord can apparently read it, as does Device Manager.

>>529123352
download an older version of obs?

>>529114383
Funny because I'm doing well at work and overall doing fine in life, yet I'm still miserable because I'm not performing the way I want in Splatoon.

Funny squid creature.

Why did panic have a bpd episode over nono when there arguably more degenerate shit on this general.

>>529109714
Walrein.

>>529133903
Degenerates aren't as annoying as he was and can just be simply ignored.
Nono made his presence known every room made without him, every PB he joined.

>people still think leopard print .96 is just another cooler bitch
consider this: it's one of the most mobile weapons in the game, even before cooler, and with one of the fastest splats too
it's a sploosh with a burst bomb and free assists for keeping opening gambit up forever
you might ask "why og on a cooler weapon", but that's the fun part, they aren't redundant
cooler doesn't stack with your other abilities while og does, so you can pack maximum swim speed while also having intensify action for jump accuracy and then just pick up cooler for quick respawn
or you can pack ninja squid and choose to specifically not use cooler and get sneaky splats on people who expect the kind of ninjas who wear bright orange and shout their attacks
plus cooler is not active on rollout while og is, while having cooler in the back is a good fallback to get back up to speed if you run out of og
experience mobility

>>529109714
Skarmory

>>529109714
Probopass

Wish the artist were here to read my deepest gratitude for making this for me plus i can give a peek on his cheek and a hug. If you're here, thank you again! I really appreciate it. ^^

good morning /ink/

morning

>>529139162
GOOD MORNING OORAH
BURGERS ARE AWAKE

I'm the worst player here.

I’m the best player here.

I'm not here.

I’m there.

I'm everywhere

I'm woomy

I’m alive
I’m dead
I’m watching TV
I’m looking at (You)
Fuck (You)
I’m dead again
I’m up
I can run fastest bitch in the house

I'm the worst woomy.

I’m weyyo

I’m Steve

I…..am Steve.

>>529132397
the real third playable species.

>>529144041
we already have inklings and octolings that have animalistic features not of cephalopod origin like Shiver and Frye. They'd just be a subtype of Inkling.

>>529143786
And this... is sparta

fus ro DAH

I know where the woomies in MK went, they're being milked for their squid oil to lubricate karts.

>>529141857
>I’m alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXwh4WFrLGA

I already lost my drive to play Splatoon again. 4th kits when, Nogami?

>>528985750
I had this bug occur to me as well.

oh ok

Hopefully with the brand new kit not having a bomb the devs will finally realize their mistake and gut Mini's painting like they should have a decade ago.

>>529153609
so
you look at the game's meta
you see all that powercreep and extreme special focus going on
you see a gun that's been struggling to do anything on its own but paint even back in splat1, and that has been obsoleted by a straight upgrade in the most recent installment on top of that
you see how giving it a spammable and hyper-powerful special, that has been very specifically withheld from inking weapons up to this point, has propelled it into relevance
and your takeaway is "lel let's nerf the last thing mini has going for it"?
not "man, trizooka is so fucking broken that it can drag even this absolute shitter of a gun into top tier meta, i hope they remove it from the game altogether"?

>>529152857
>aerospray

>one decade later...
>Nozzle weapons are still not classed as semi automatic shooters
fuck off NGMI

>>529155802
they are classified separately internally, they are placed after blasters in the weapon list
and they didn't get the universal shooter framedata buffs either so they aren't considered the same by the devs

Cooler would've been balanced if only you got the effects.

>>529155483
>mini
>bad
You're fucking retarded, the only problem it had was that the meta picks outrange it and the burst kit has a middling special. I'd make the same complaint if it had any other special worth carrying, the other zooka weapons aren't this much of a problem post-35 damage. It's only special output that needs to be addressed, same as shit like Neo Splash that can pump out a dozen strikes unless you hunt it down the map all game long.

>>529155483
Mini has been meta at one point in all three games do you have any idea what you're talking about?

>>529155483
total armchairnigger death

>>529155671
Aerogay shitter like you nono

>>529160112
I ain't who you're talking to, but I'm glad low IQ aerospray gameplay has you in a tizzy.

>>529160535
Throwing weapon

PB 0/10

>only 6
slow day today...

>>529161520
It's the week before fest preview, a lot of people will take a break before grinding conches.

>>529159221
>meta picks outrange it
they always did, and they always will. it's a fundamental weakness, mini is designed to be weak against guns bigger than it and compensate with paint. the problem is that splat3's weapon design is "lol what's a weakness?", so mini's core design is disadvantaged by default. new boy on the block, edit, has enough range and endurance to hold its own against midlines, has same mobility, paint that's almost as good and double the efficiency, plus big dick firepower mode on top, and also spammable kits. nerfing mini when it's not even a strong main would be retarded.
paint doesn't have to mean special spam, but that is an issue of kit design. or special design. just don't have powerful spammable specials in the game and you don't have special spam problems. or at least give high-paint weapons more points for special. but no, 190p zooka, only clash is cheaper, cue despicable spam.
>>529159415
>s1 zimi got hard-carried by a godlike kit that'd make even sploosh viable, and then got dropped like a rock when cherry took its niche
>s2 mini briefly became the premier missile spammer when missiles suddenly became spammable, got kneecapped with bad efficiency, spent the remainder of s2 and half of s3 suffering
>s3 zimi is the only real bubble spammer, s3 rimi is the only zooka spammer, no alternatives because kit design is
so much for top tier. it's never been a strong main. it's never been bad, but "not bad" is a pretty low bar nowadays when top mains have everything going for them.

>>529161520
I prefer being a small committee than enduring the frenchoid or other undesirables

>>529162890
>or other undesirables
Namedrop them so we can block them.

Hey, cephs! The /ink/ divegrass team is in the /vg/ League 24 round of 16 against /dbg/. It oughta be a good match for all so some on out! The match should begin in about 40.

https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

>>529162969
Kold

I never minded nono, I kinda miss him.

>>529162969
Fantasy. :^)

>>529163297
No you don't

>>529163119
>>529163449
I'm in favour of banning these two

>>529163297
gay as hell

>>529163119
unironically this

Hi Rainy

>>529164017
Kissing your homie goodnight

omg monopoly man

>>529164241
u gay nigga

>4th kits
wyd?

>>529164403
Just give us Moray Towers

>>529164403
just give everything fizzy crab, i don't care anymore, it can't get any worse

>>529164403
I want Sploosh to have Beacon/Tenta Missiles like Neo did back in 2.

>>529164704
Fizzy zooka

>>529164510
It'd be half the height and have only 3 inkable walls on each side.

>see splashdown
>ok it's safe now
>splashdown again

>>529164860
exactly what that dogshit map deserves

>>529164845
a mix of crab, zooka, bubble and tristrike

>>529164860
Nu Urchin was okay, they wouldn't fuck it up this time.

Was nono right about fizzy and reefslider
Imagine they gave that kit to tetras instead

>>529165148
Tetras are the only good reefliser kit

>>529165148
>still brings up that faggot
you might be obsessed dude, slit your throat please

Hi Ballin

FLEXLION ALERT FLEXLION ALERT EVERYONE REPORT AFTER PB

>>529165402
He’s literally me.

>>529165379
>reefliser

>>529165543
why don't you just leave then kold

>>529165379
were before slider got overbuffed
rule 1 of potentially obnoxious specials is that you never make them actually good, but ngmi forgot that rule

>>529165662
Eat my 70 damage from miles away

>>529165845
they should just make a special that does global 70 damage to every enemy
actually no, make it 100

>>529165420
He's part of this general whether you like it or not

This mode sucks ass lmao

i made ballin and s rage quit lol

>>529166106
He himself said he's no longer part of /ink/ tho

>>529162973
We're next!

>>529164403
If they include splatlings I'd play them until I got the holographic stickers to put in my locker and then quit the game again.

i want to fucking scsream like putz

>>529120726
I had those kinds of games for the past three days. It got so bad I ended up quitting the game until the splatfest.

It was supposed to be a 3v4.

Anyone want to fish for King Salmon?

>>529167178
Yeah, I haven’t gotten a king this rotation.

wtf stop leaving

>>529166391
nah gonna play mario kart with some bros

>>529167114
My bad.

>>529167303
Room is up.
Host: SS

GGs s S

Also GGs PB.
>>529167365
2/4

>>529167365
2/4

Nono please be back

>>529168710
kino glitch

>>529168710
How do I get this to happen?

What.

>>529168710
Japan is getting fucked with internet problems.

???

>An error has occured
what

Agent 4 is fucking dead

French internet

>capture software decided to close for no reason
Fantastic. I really love it.

>>529170402
works on my machine

>>529167365
GGs

Good match, /ink/, you really had us in the second half.
Love from /dbg/.

Its always the monopoly guy

>>529171046
GGs

Stop ignoring beacons.

>taking the rainmaker to stall spots
nigger

>>529172348
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

embarrassing

>>529173101
leave then

>>529172348
Stop reading me and let me destroy them then.

Another shitty PB, you should just stop F.
Use your time for something productive

GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.
https://litter.catbox.moe/wnpao1qbve4uv5hv.flac

GGs pb

ggs pb!

>>529175028
GGs! Thanks for hosting.

>>529175092
This artist looks familiar. Source?

>>529175301
ikachangenema

>>529175092
WOW!!! holy…ummm….omg…source pls? O_O
Is that the response you were hoping for when you posted this you agp faggot

>>529175404
>projection

ggs

>>529175092
This is cropped cp which is a bannable offense make sure to report

Panic open going up.

>>529175640
Oh yes, the child porn where the woman has hefty tits.

>>529175729
2/4

>>529175743
ZAMN

>>529175743
>You're a kid you're a squid
>oppai polish
>admitting it is child porn but trying to deflect by saying it's a woman

ggs pb
back to umamusume I go

I wonder where the monopoly guy went

>>529176524
To jail, he couldn’t collect $200 for passing Go.

election tourist needs to leave
>>529175640
>>529176287

ggs p!
gotta stop a little early, sorry about that

>>529179761
GGs k

>>529179761
>>529179816
he had to return his ittle sister's switch 2 he stole

>>529175282
>>529176289
so how come you didn't bother to include the multiple people that left early

Keep changing your narrative, it makes you look even more retarded.

>>529180345
Who are you talking to schizo

Nono come back, panic and fantasy will apologize.

who wants to fish? im kinda bored

>>529181891
I could do a king.

>>529182235
obening

god high tide boris on smokeyard is such bullshit
ggs p! thanks for coming

GGs m

>>529175282
flopshredder jumpscare

GGs again.
HQ: https://litter.catbox.moe/bvweul4kgd4inpb7.png

GGs again.
HQ: https://litter.catbox.moe/x1ga2iygxbf87y15.png

>>529189175
Not a single yebweyy

>>529189735
/ink/ is healing

>>529189682
suckerhead fatigue

>>529189735
You might want to get your eyes checked, anon...

>>529190757
>only yebweyy is the least visible /ink/er on the pic
What did F mean by this

>>529190332
Sex.

Anyone?

a woomy is the nigger of the world

>>529193169
Blue collar woomy doing honest work

>>529196813
Not paid enough for this shit

>>529198170
>freelancing gay baby island

>>529198170
hi (you)

>>529198170
Last shift was too easy for the freelancers.

>>529198247
I asked and nobody replied
>>529198340
Hi

Someone change their name to nobody.

>>529199045
13 people will, we will be the organization XIII
I'm already half Xehanort

>>529199718
Reefslider clip, just hide

>>529199718
The new nozzlenose is pretty fun.

>>529199045
You know what I am due for my next name change. I will do it.

>>529199718
>>529200376
>173 weapons
>use nozzlenose

>>529198398
I thought this one would be easy too:
>Dynamo - trash destroyer, slow but big dps
>Charger - steelheads, eels, revives, grillers, piercing, etc.
>Sloshmo - shooting over crowd and ledges, general dps, some painting
>Dousers - long range general dps, shredding, painting
Looked good to me on paper, but I'm bad at gauging this stuff. I guess two slow and heavy weapons plus two just average painters was too much (too little?).
I only played for bonuses anyway.

>>529200520
Could be worse.

>>529200962
If it's not a shooter, or nearly a shooter like Luna, the average freelancer always struggles.

Sorry but I only watch Dude.

>>529189175
why didn't u include all the people that left early?

>>529203714
overdose on fent

>>529204952
Fuck right off, Dude and Chara are friends.

>>529205196
maybe you should think for yourself instead of glazing content creators and form your own opinions for a change
or kill yourself

>wake up
>callie's butt isnt on my face
why bother with life

>>529205589
How about I blow a hot glaze on your face after you suck me off while I watch their vids.

Glaze is nigger slang btw.

>>529206265
oh no that's scary :(

>>529206265
I'm right either way racist

>>529206265
Based. Im glazing your post right now.

>>529207894
unf those are some fuckable thighs. thats how i know this harmony is off model. shes a sticc.

anyone up for some meme turf? i'm thinking special power missile spam for the s2 experience.

>>529209921
who's this

>>529209921
>>529106989
the only one who turfs.

Frutiger aerospray

>>529210575
>>529211364
meant to reply to you not me twice.

>>529209921
missilespam 2/4.

jannies are trannies and this game is infested with pronoun faggots

>>529212945
>ban evading

>>529213052
retard

>>529212945
Come to the jp plaza with me. No child molestation victims here.

>>529212945
how mental are you
do you need more attention hon

>>529213710
Obsessed

>>529213710
>need more attention
>state of Splatoon 3 art posts right now
kek

Nono should come back and spam his clips

he's not wrong tho

>>529216304
your fetish stinks

>>529214340
>>529214620
thanks for the replies
fucking retards

someone post the woomy rolling over the tranny flag

DIY

>>529216304
TAKE HER CLAM AND GET IT OUT OF MY GOAL
PLEASE

>>529204383
Because >>529170402

>>529216848
I'll post it just for you, because I like you a lot.

Hey thread, thought I'd ask here:
My switch wont let me add my debit card, it has money and everything on it but for some reason the store keeps denying it.

>>529218306
Did you change your eshop region or anything like that?

>>529218687
nope. Nothing has changed, trying to do it on my friend's switch too and their card was denied too. We are trying to get Little friends on our switches.

>>529218306
it's a sign to stop consooming

>>529218306
Former nintendo support here.
Is the issue occurring when you finish entering your information, or when you try to make a purchase? Try one more time, and tell me the error code it gives you.
Also is this on switch 1 or 2?

>>529219353
>Former nintendo support here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGeTBRyMEYM

>>529219663
Fortunately this didn't happen at my location but I was unfortunate enough to get a call from JustinRPG

>>529219353
Tried several times. Switch 1. Nothing modded. I've used my card and their card several times on our switches and we never had any issues. It's telling me:

"There was an issue processing your transaction.
contact your card issuer for more information."

But like I said, everything has been fine before but now it's not even doing it for some reason. I figured to call Nintendo tomorrow.

>>529219827
There should be a small code at the bottom of the error message. Sounds like Error Code 2813-2470.
Like >>529218687 said, the most common cause of this issue is your card region not matching your eshop region. I would double check the region on your nintendo account to make sure.
Have you used this same card with the same system and same account before?

>>529220030
So I checked it on my Steam and for some reason it's doing the same thing, saying there's some kind of hold on the card and I dont know why.

"Your purchase has not been completed. Your credit card information has been declined by your credit card company.

Note that in some cases, your credit card company may put a 'hold' on funds in your account, but you will not be charged. After correcting any errors in the information displayed below, please try your purchase again."

1 is visa
1 is mastercard
so why would both be doing this?

>>529220437
Yeah in that case, it's an issue with the card. Contact your card holder tomorrow and ask about what kind of hold there could be. Ususally holds are placed on cards if suspicious activity is detected, or if there are overdraft fees, or if there are held funds that haven't been processed yet. This is beyond my area of expertise, but if you end up calling Nintendo, they're going to just tell you to call your card holder.

Alternatively, check your bank statement. See if there are any "pending" charges, possibly for something you tried to purchase but it didn't go through. There's nothing that can be done, BUT those charges go away on their own after a few business days and everything goes back to normal.

>>529216442
????????

>>529221061
sex with this woomy

>>529208132
evn when drawn skinny, she can still be sexy.

>>529220437
>>529220809
If there's nothing else I can help you with sir, I hope you have a great rest of your evening and thank you again for calling Nintendo.

>>529223536
So get this shit dude, I had to add our Cashapp cards with our bank cards and that worked for some dumb fuck reason.

>>529223914
Well. That's a first lol. No clue what happened but glad it worked out. What's the first thing you're going to buy?

>>529224050
We are getting Little Friends digs and cats, it's for my niece for when she comes over, but I might as well check t out myself. I loved Nintendogs on my 3/DS so why not

>>529224131
You are legally obligated by this thread to make a cat named Judd and post him here.

>play two open matches for warm up before diving into series
>get stomped like a bitch
>feel tilted and don't feel like playing anything any more
fuck you and your engagement nogami

>>529228360
this is why I dont play normal stuff, I just play things like clam blitz

>>529228687
It was clams series that I wanted to play. But now I'm just watching hollyslop instead

>>529230413
how did she get a Switch 2 at the cereals section?

Why don't japanese players ever booyah?

>>529231151
They do

>>529231151
ナイス!

>>529231267
アイス!

>>529231151
they do, just not at you
stupid gaijin

>>529230586
she's at soup

>>529232474
oops thumbnail looked like an icicle

>>529231151
this gaijin thinks he's special.. just play the damn game

>>529231151
A lot of them are xenophobic, change your name to Japanese characters and you'll start getting booyah's back

Why are you blue

what do I run on this?
t.never used hydra outside of SR

>>529233940
39 walk speed

>>529231151
Because it doesn't make sense to the Japanese in like 3 out of 4 ways that it's used in the West.
Like there's nothing "NICE" about starting a match. The word has almost entirely different usage and context, also much narrower than "booyah".
It would have been perfectly fine translated at "Nice!", but treehousefaggots just had to shoehorn something le quirky and memey for their own gratification.
Next time you booyah in a match remember that to the Japanese you look like a retarded spaz spamming "nice!" for no good reason.

>>529234256
this is the most white boy write up lol
absolutely clueless

>>529234540
change ur skin to white?

>>529234256
it’s not that deep lol. a lot japanese players will booyah back at the start of a match

>>529234676
why can't my squid be black

>>529235008
IT’S UGLY….

>>529234676
chocolate banana

>>529235276
YOU'RE RACIST

>>529235276
>racism outside of /b/

>>529219353
>former nintendo support
name fc rank?