Thread 529081547

>>529004919

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>/mjg/ booru:
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>league za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>sheet
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>fantasy league
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>>529077935
>P*n*s Pumpers
Games relatively even for 9 players, has OC. Face.
>World Mahjong Entertainment
2 players with 10 games. More importantly, my team hasn't been invited to the wrestling telly yet, so heel.
>Akuyaku Gyakuten
Benched their worst player. Heel.
>"Good" Sprouts
Benched their worst player, extra games went to the schizophrenic attention whore captain. Heel.
>Zwei
TWO mortalbotters. B****. The most obvious heel of my life.
>Cheaters of the Cheat Chinkdoms
1 player with 11 games. Chinese theme but made one of their chinks quit. Heel.
>Jet Set Cheaty
Best player has 11 games. Heel.
>R.I.I.C.H.I.
Let their bad players play the mandated 8 games per player. Has OC. Face.
>Bakyou Cheat
Best player has 10 games. Heel.
>Cheatlantis
2 benched players, remainding games not evenly split. Heel.
>Yakupara Cheat Cafe
3 players at 10 games somehow. Heel.
>Team
Baggots. Captain humilates teammates live. Heel.
>Dollfuckers
Games very evenly split. Has OC. Face.
>HOLY KINO
Games very evenly split. Has OC. Face.
>Furfags
Games very evenly split. Has "OC". Face.
>/jong/
2 players at 10 games. Also, /jong/. Heel.
>Zodiac Cheatshi
1 player has 13 games. Heel.
>Teapots
lol. lmao.

>>529081695
The detective does it again!

>>529081695
nyo...

>>529081695
That 4eyes faker has bias.

>>529081695
>Teapots
>lol. lmao.
Yup. You're going in the game.

>>529082317
>that song
Good singer

>>529082523
I don't like this song

dumb goblinposter

Good thread

>>529081695
This post has been fact checked by REAL detectives: TRUE!!!

>529081695
Do you guys think imouto snuggles her face in married hag's tits when the Majsoul PR is not taking pictures of them?

>>529081681
Finally, mahjong

>>529083846
Everything on that table is too big

>>529081695
>2 players at 10 games. Also, /jong/. Heel.
All me, I benched our jobber and forced the decent players to play extra games.
t. The Famous /jong/ Captain

>>529083728
Imouto wouldn't never do this unless her brother allow it and is watching and enjoying too.

>>529084278
Xapitan? You're alive?!

>>529081695
why are you counting our botters in when they got kicked out

>>529084306
I sometimes wonder what her brother thinks of my relationship with his sister.

>>529084278
shouldn't you have just made your non /jong/er play 80 games instead?

>>529081695
Incontrovertible Proof That OP Wants to Kiss Florgposters on the Mouth

The Numbers Don't Lie:
Post 529081695 ends in the number 5—the exact number of seconds it takes OP to blush when they see a Florg post.

Targeted Engagement:
If OP responded primarily to florgposter replies or subtly encouraged florgposting, it's a signal of attraction. On /mjg/, attention is currency, and OP is investing heavily in florgstock.

Pattern of Posts:
If this OP has a history (or samefag pattern) of initiating florg-themed posts, that’s not just coincidence—it’s emotional targeting. Repetition reveals longing.

Denial as a Tell:
When challenged, OP might dodge, ignore, or deflect. This suggests emotional stakes. They don’t want to admit it, but they’ve already mentally puckered up.

Final Smoking Gun:
Not once did OP say "I don't want to kiss florgposters on the mouth." And by Internet Law, silence is not only consent—it's desire.

>>529083728
i hate women so much

I've never understood the florg meme, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

>>529084587
A few years ago I would've praised you for the proper use of em dash, but nowadays it's a sign it's an AI-generated text. I hate the fact proper style has been reduced to sloppa indicator.

>>529084717
Newfig alert

>>529081695
>>529084278
>the hag is the one keeping the /jong/ team alive
Give him some credit!

>>529084717
Newflorg alert

offpu

>>529084901
>-444.8
>alive

>>529084669
What is it, anon? You want some too?

>>529085056
Well, it could be worse, it could be teapot.

>>529084717
Okay so I really like the culture of this board and feel like I 'get' the humor and silliness of the memes posted here. Anything from lolis to furries, I get it. It's stupid, it's silly, it's great. I love it.

BUT, that fucking song. that FUCKING song. You know, the one posted with '[Florg fug request]' as a caption? No explanation exists on the planet for where that meme came from. I don't know what it's referencing, if it's referencing anything, or why it's funny. It makes me SO mad every time I see it because someone is obviously posting it every single day but while everything else is an inside joke that most people on this board can share, that song is something that only ONE person on the planet must get, and I FUCKING HATE IT.

FUCK the Florg song. FUCK him.

>>529085056
Take out their jobber and they're uhhhh above Rozen Maiden but below Team

Can we talk about Riu's legs for a moment?

>>529085452
No we will not talk about TO like that

>>529084717
Just blacklist the word, it's never funny

stop shitting up my steam recommendations with birdslop

>>529085540
Why not?

>>529085603
If you're blacklisting the word how did you see that anon's post? Sounds like you find it pretty funny.

>>529085452
needs to lay off the pagpag and start running

>>529085242
Join the IRC illuminati

>>529081695
>2 players at 10 games.
We've had scheduling issues with our US timeslots for the first few weeks that we're still trying to even out as much as we can in the last week.

I wish I could grinch my last game

>>529084779
I don't even know how to use dash properly

>>529084717
it all started with the Anonymous Jyanshi Ichihime intro video

>>529085756
are you gay? running = less legs
the only problem with our world right now is that the euclidean space does not allow my face to be over every inch of them at the same time

>Only 3 Euros
For anyone still waiting, there's no excuse not to get it.

>>529086135
I can't buy it because I don't use Euros

>>529086135
>3 euros
How many burgers?

>>529085992
hyphen when you combine words
en dash when you present ranges of numbers
em dash when you combine compound sentences
this is some basic typography

I hope 3 euros is 8 burgers

>>529086135
If anyone haven't read SG by now they're a newfag of newfags.

I can't read

>>529086135
If the game is apparently so good, why is it so cheap? Good eroge are usually like 9,000 JPY.

>>529086209
Half a big mac

>>529085664
i just want to tell you bc ur my friend nobody reads these and u should stop wasting time writing them because you can be doing a lot better things with your life

>>529081695
>only 2 faces in the top 8
grim

>>529086456
>Good eroge
No such thing.

>>529086660
>EOP

>>529086056
based and coomnami pilled

>>529086660
Nukitashi 2.

>>529086135
Is it good? Why shouldn't I just watch the anime instead, isn't that shorter?

>>529086135
that says 2.6 cents reatard

>>529086830
>anti-AI watermark on such a horrendous image
cute

>>529087013
>Is it good?
Yes, absolutely.
>Why shouldn't I just watch the anime instead
Because I assume you aren't a low attention span secondary.

We've come to the point where I genuinely cannot distinguish ironic SG cultists and people who actually think SG is good. This is like TYPE-MOON 10 years ago all over again.

>>529087541
>10 years ago
Still the same

>mjs
why doesn't this general play the superior client?

>>529087013
Do whatever you want, but at least watch it.

>>529087826
I already finished it.

>>529087213
EOP general, translate it first

>>529087541
But TYPE-MOON has always been super fucking good?

>>529081547 (OP)
*ahem*
doko?

>>529086135
Not interested in slop.

For me, it's Sharin no Kuni

>>529088135
Absolutely based.

>>529086135
Bought
yagiyui-3.png

>>529088079
Get in the slop, niggy

>>529088135
>Sharing no Cunny

>>529088135
>>529088203
Dogshit slopeo

For me, it's [literal who vn played by 7 people]

>>529086135
if you haven't pirated S;G years ago then it's already too late for you

>>529088301
what are you on about, it's older than you are

>>529088335
Same, I liked Koufuku no Lalka

>>529088285
You don't even understand why Emiya is the best deconstruction of a hero of justice ever written.

>>529088335
I play games like these. They don't have OPs on YouTube or sometimes even screenshots on VNDB, so it's hard to see what you're getting into, but it usually pays off.

>>529086135
>Steins;Gate
Meh.

>>529088335
I'm one of those 7 people. You're invited to the team next league.

>>529088335
>7 people
all me
amaekoromo-0.png

/mjg/ - anything but mahjong general

>>529088504
>blocks your path

When can I play as the maids from melty blood in MJS

>>529088361
Anon, you were 13 when you first read it and thought it was good when it was shit, it's fine.

>>529088697
it's him...

>>529088504
Everyrhing up until FGO was great.

>>529088697
HFK

tfw riichi city did an office lady event but im a f2p player

>>529088735
Tsukihime remake and the new Melty Blood remaster are so popular it actually wouldn't surprise me if they collabed with them. A shame Matsuki Miyu is dead and wouldn't voice Hisui.

room

>>529086135
>3 Euros
Aren't visual novels free?

>>529088335
It's a roulette. sometimes it's really good or it's shit.

>>529088632
We are bored. Please understand.

>>529088957
>steals the collab slot from a major character

>>529088632
league withdrawals

>>529088791
I hate the fact you may be right and it's the reason I'm not rereading some stuff.

IKEEEEEEEE OGURI KYAPPU!!!

>>529088990
You're the reason why MAGES is dying btw.

Nigger game

Should I buy crow book 4

>>529089212
Good.

gid gud

>>529089212
MAGES is dying probably because Japs don't read VNs unless they're attached to a gacha. I doubt a handful of EOP pirates are killing their business.

>>529089212
Steins;Gate is literally the only good thing they ever made and that was 16 YEARS AGO THEY DESERVE TO BE DYING.

>>529088504
i just wish archer was antisemitic

>>529089343
We're getting the crow wwyd official translation any day now...

>>529089630
I enjoyed Steins;Gate 0 as well, especially Maho

>>529089828
I completely forgot what was the deal with her. The only thing I remember about 0 is that I liked the ending.

>>529089828
By Steins Gate he means the spinoffs too

Mages has never written a good VN.

>>529089521
VNs are dying not because Japs don't want to read, they're dying because Japs would rather read generic isekaislop light novel #1001

Fate > Slop Gate

Deal with it.

>>529081547 (OP)
SEX
SEX WITH MAIDS
GIVE CHIORI A SISTER
AND FUCK THEM BOTH

>>529086135
>s
>,
eliisa-1.png

...mahjong?

we have to find the timeline where the tile does not deal in

>>529090019
moeges are still alive but plotges on the other hand, are dying.

>we have to find the timeline where Steins Gate is a good series
>Steve... there is no such timeline

Renchan Institute couldn't find the timeline where they won

Speaking of VNs, do you guys also extract images from your games and superimpose clothed sprites on naked sprites to see where exactly heroines' legs are underneath their skirts? I like to do this for some reason.

>>529090406
plotges need anime adaptations like chuuniges

>>529090407
You would worship it if it wasn't Frank's collab

>>529089969
She was just jealous of Kurisu but also a raging lesbian for her at the same time

>>529090583
Frank has the midas touch except instead of gold everything he touches turns gay

I hope Frank doesn't touch me

>>529090407
Steve would think S;G is a shit series, though

I'm pretty sure one guy is playing on two of my teams as different alts

>>529090406
>nasu making gachashit
>age died, muvluv creator died trying to do gachashit
>nitroplus dying trying to do gachashit
i hate this timeline

>>529090583
>yeah uhh its uh franks fault people dont like steins;gate

We love S;G, Frank and Steve here

>>529090494
i don't do that, but i also want to fuck the jpgs

The SG vs WTC rivalry is just modern day Asuka vs Rei

>>529090882
I am ambivalent on s;g and frank but I hate steve

>>529090928
Makes sense because Asuka was always better.

>>529090928
World Trade Center?

>>529090928
I've used to be the biggest Asukafag, but after 15 years I fell in love with Rei as well.
Now I like both.
I think this is what growing up means.

I'll play Frank's game if he does GANTZ, just for black spandex booty

why does maka prefer discarding one of the dragons over the others early on when you have 1 of each and none have been discarded? is there any logic behind it or just bot autism?

Anon, did you make this? Surely they also don't call them Mario and Luigi

>>529091207
>watched evangelion as a kid 20 years ago
>fell in love with rei
>rewatched it 10 years ago
>fell in love with asuka
i think you may be right

>>529091262
with this as a bond outfit

>>529091456
uradora chance is different at that point
but i wouldn't read into it too much

>>529090753
Don't forget Aquaplus being sold off because the main company is leaving the entertainment sector for good.

Update the moege of the week

>>529091478
I think it's the Jap anon who lurk in this general

>>529091456
If you have 1 sou tile, green dragon should always be the last one to discard

Yuzu Yuzu Yuzu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVyEpxvkohA

>best friend's autistic fat short bus riding dead beat brother was obsessed with Eva around early 2000's so I steered clear of anime entirely.

Thank God for that

Why are battle for asura players so fucking cowardly? Like who plays a meme format like a bitch. They never push, they always limit what they discard. Who the fuck enjoys playing like this?

>>529091769
>ended up here anyway
Not the victory you think it is.

>>529091783
I never understood it as well. Best part is, they nearly always lose to people pushing for yakumans or some sick yaku combos.

>>529091478
all online mahjong culture is downstream of /mjg/

>saw an "mjg" circle in umamusume
>it's a bunch of literal whos

>>529091783
Mahjong isn't about winning hands, it's about cucking other players out of winning their hands.
>>529091949
Folding is rewarded extremely well in memesura, all you need is to get lucky once and then fold all the slow hands.

>>529092059
all me

>>529092087
My wife is so cute

if earthjets don't draft Asapin I'm gonna flip

>>529091478
I still can't believe my suggestion of calling them Mario and Luigi stuck around

this is not a room for heroes.

Majsoul Friends Room 84776(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84776
standard rules
flow music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoY9teTUNeU

doko

>>529092059
Sorry, the name yakuman /v/irgins was too long

>>529092318
full and started

Cool room
Majsoul Friends Room 34008(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34008
room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5YFVagu8M

Stop posting rooms when I'm at work

>>529091685
the hatsu I understand because of ryuuiisou
but for example here it prefers chun over haku for no logical reason I can tell
and mortal prefers haku over chun by a lot so I guess it is just bot autism

maka is reading the hands and wall clearly

2/4 join the room

>>529092992
I'm at work, plus I'm not cool so couldn't join either way

>>529092779
Chun is more dangerous to keep in hand

>>529092630
3/4 waiting for (You)

>>529093197
it was full when I tried

>>529092630
Started! Thanks for joining

every time I get here or go to ranked the friends room has always started or just ended.
feels bad.

>>529092258
your suggestion?
my suggestion

>>529086237
I'm not a copywriter or an editor

>>529092258
>muh ceo killer is so cute
kys

>>529093760
t. hagfox

>>529089212
Should've produced a gazillion fandiscs then like Minatosoft. Or take the gachapill like Typemoon and Frontwing. Barely anyone cares about magesge aside from Steins gate.

Majsoul Friends Room 18222(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18222
Standard rules.

>>529089828
The only thing decent out of that awful non canon sequel was the alpha scene
https://youtu.be/L2dEoFQmlZA

>>529094147
Full.

>>529093760
why would i kiss my sister?

>>529094289
>protag is voiced
feels weird

killerofautism

>>529091756
I love Yuzusoft so much

>>529094338
don't you love her?

>>529089212
I don't understand why Mages is even alive at this point, I didn't even enjoy Steins;Gate much.

>>529094476
this

I miss Elf. Why did they have to die and when are the other games getting remaster/remakes.

>every game is this over and over and over and over and over and over and over
I'm tired...

Playing like a robot doesn't work against retards

>hannah is 16
garbage. spoiled goods

Getting out of retards elo is literally just a luckshitter check.

>>529094662
doukyuusei 2 got a remake last year

>>529095379
That's like 96

>>529095379
That's 80 in cat years

>>529095310
It's easy to get good grades when you're losing fyi

>>529095715
It's way easier to get good grades when you are luckshitting, though.

>>529095842
why?

>>529095379
next jyanshi will be her 9yo sister designed by dagasi
my uncle is Jong M. Jong, trust me

>>529095715
Then how come the shadowrealm'd guy didn't graduate from Maka university?

>>529095932
Because when you are luckshitting the choices are 100% clear and handed over to you until you are tenpai and you don't have any more decisions to make beside improvements.
Meanwhile mawashi and betaori still get rated and are way harder to execute than basic efficiency and hand building.

What would your score in league be if you only betaori'ed?

>>529096408
probably better than what it is

>>529094147
Wish I could experience the Nightmare of Hatsis for the first time again.

>>529096408
4

>>529096408
No I would've eaten more negative thirds instead of neutral seconds.

>>529096408
significantly lower

>>529092630
3/4 again

Is this the best emote in the game?

>>529092630
gg... I just wanted to play one, never thought it would turned this way

>>529096835
thanks for joining RIP anon

>>529096808
it's this

>>529096808
No, this is

Yagooey is cancer

>>529092630
started again!

yagooey

Are there any Yagi Yui mains in this general?

Evens play my game
Odds tell captain I shan't be playing
0 just grinch

>>529097136
I mained her for a while, but then I switched to a younger jyanshi.

>>529097074
This

>>529097253
Yeah and you deranked multiple times

>>529097606
thats not me

>>529097606
But my rank actually went up...

yagooOOOOoOoOooey

>>529097136
How autistic is Yagi Yui? Does she consume all mahjong-related media including strip mahjong arcade/PC-98 games? Would it be possible to invite her to your house and trick her into playing strip mahjong, but she would just silently accept it and undress without feeling embarrassed, since she would consider it all part of the game?

>>529098032
she wouldnt even blush as you push on her back and slide into her because its just punishment for losing mahjong

>>529098141
hot
yostar should hire someone to make a proper eroge

>>529097136
I'm more of a roger main

>>529098495
tits don't work like that, they would immediately jump out

>>529096808
>Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
This emote speaks to Cynthia's Buddha nature.

>>529092318
gg

>>529092318
gg bros.thanks for joining. pretty amazing the haku was the dora 3 times in a row. also was not expecting that baiman at the end

>>529092318
ggs! close last game

Doko?

>>529092318
GGs vn bros

>>529098890
Her nature of fucking gross old men!

When is Steve getting a hat

>>529095310
Lol you suck at mahjong

Damn, Cynthia looks like THAT?

>>529092630
ggs

>>529092630
gg

>>529099198
Why do you have to be so mean...?

>>529092630
GGs! Nice double riichi with honor tanki there at the end

>>529092630
That was the most fun mahjong match I've played in a while, complimented with amazing hands too. Thank you for the games bros

>>529099208
how do you even not stare at her tits when she's dressed like that?
fortunately, i don't leave my basement, so i don't have to worry about being in such a situation, but i know it would be impossible for me to control myself

>>529095310
Wow you are so good at mahjong

Why does mortal want to cut the ssk here?

>>529099208
>roll Cynthia instead of collab character
>whatever might as well try her out
>get 4th
>to the bench you go
cynthia-6.png

>>529100218
folding

>>529100218
is she not folding?

>>529100323
Skill issue
t. the famous Cynthia (hindsight celestial)

>>529100364
>>529100365
Folding to Ton nomi?

>>529039752
Q pls

>>529100527
no point dealing in when you could just not

>>529100545
hmmmmmmmm nyo

>>529100690
What the hell else are you gonna do on a Friday night, you bastard?

wwyd?

>>529100939
2s

>>529094147
GGs.

>>529100926
I was queuing last night...

>>529094147
total hat death

>>529100939
2s

>>529094147
ggs

>I Signed Up for Trump Mobile So You Don't Have To
cynthia-7.png

If my hand is below 2han and I draw a kan tile, I'm kanning.
I don't care what the bots say.

>>529100926
Fap

Blopus glopus

>>529101519
you can do that at the mahjong table though?

Florbin my floob

>>529101404
chuunijong

>>529100926
Go to bed because I have to work tomorrow

>>529099893
Your validation means the world to me.

>>529101013
>>529101214
So here I thought okay tanyao doradora, so we need the 4m anyway, so what's the 2m gonna do here? I can't chii 1m and I chii 4m regardless, and I chii 3s+pon 3p5m always. If I cut 2s I lose 3s acceptance.
But I guess keeping the 14m alive is just better than having the 3s acceptance here then

>>529101404
Did you know that your opponents are 3x more likely to get kandora than you are?

>>529101898
but only the person with a kan can get 4 kandora

>>529102125
No, I keep the entotsu

>>529102236
keikumusume-6.png

>>529102236
Or w/e you wanna call the 34444 shape, entotsu is the wrong word...

>>529102236
>skip free baiman
>>what the fuck why do i never get this lucky?

>>529101856
2m has a better wait iishanten while cutting 2s you could get sanmenchan if you draw 5s and could end up with pinfu dora 2.

>roll on the sprout banner
>don't get sprout
fuji will pay for this...

>>529102885
I just felt like losing 3s chii feels counter-intuitive when I can't chii 1m. Just another case of me not being able to play close oorasu situations properly.

>>529103048
you have tanyao disease

>>529103151
Do I? It's West 1 and we win this here. I thought 1m draw gives a shit wait riichi, and if I draw 5m3p we can just dama for the win
I thought keeping 23m only benefits if I draw 5m3p, and as a result it's not worth keeping over the 3s chii potential
I guess we can still 3p5m pon into atozuke, so it's fine?

>>529102959
You're the one who wants sprout so you should pay up.

>>529103403
It's just five block and two head theory. Also, you can just as easily chii 4m into tenpai with the 23m block so I don't understand the fixation with the 3s chii.

>>529104443
Where?

>check players profile in a match
>18% deal in rate
literally how

>>529106346
Fold cuck

Hat your voice is very choppy. Fix it.

>>529106346
Every time I inspected someone's profile in Gold Sanma, their deal-in rate was usually above 22%.

the hat is disintegrating

>>529106346
>gold sanma
>15.87% deal-in rate

doko

Has anyone been collecting a list of Famous Xs? Are there any jyanshis being shared by multiple anons?

I'm the famous amos

>>529107326
Famous Captain: Xapitan

>>529107586
>ghosts his team after one league
>his former team still loves him and talks about him all of the time

>>529107326
All me

>>529107649
It was for the best.
t. famous X

>>529107719
Your replacement is writing gay fanfiction about your former team, you could've prevented this.

>>529107798
She's not actually gonna deliver, she just rubbed one out to the idea and went to bed

>>529107890
I don't trust that.

I wish we never got femanons

>>529107848
Nyooo, come back Xapitan and lead your team to another defeat!

ban all femanons (unless they want to be my mahjong gf)

>>529108119
Failing to enforce tits or gtfo has killed this site. It was never about getting tits, it was about teaching women that they would either have to blend in as anons or debase themselves if they wanted attention.

"Time" is so sad and fleeting
Can't be controlled, like a river, never stops
"Space" is emptiness dark and so cold
Can you define its presence, does it exist?

>>529108463
I have the space Yagooey mat. Everything else is irrelevant.

doko

>>529108587
Koko.
*unzips

blitz tobi nashi
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PINK AND PROUD

>>529108815
Really? Let's see it then.

jong is so cringe

Such a beautiful world
(You know we're standin' on the vice-ridden Eden)
Kaetai no sa

>>529108894
go back woman

>>529108746
3/4

Koito big cock

>>529108746
starting

>>529108746
>room full

Never thought I'd choose a skinner box over action games, but Ys Origin is such boring slop I'd rather spam skeletons in D2.

sex with nuns (yuri)

>>529108746
bg :^)

>>529108746
ggnya

>>529102592
Happy Birthday sprout!

>>529108746
GG, thanks for the game bros

>>529108746
ggs to my boys

>>529102592
why isn't she naked

>>529111732
https://files.catbox.moe/7uz621.png

>>529111931
Who's pegging her? Detectives solve this.

>>529111931
>strap-on
It's alright

>>529112035
Bunbun

>>529112169
>It's alright
no it's not
with that pose it's going to slip out all the time

>>529112035
Commission text says it's just a mob character

>>529112035
It's (You)! Case closed. Only a true detective could solve this!

>>529113140
Oh, I'm sorry to disappoint detective, but there seems to be a mistake.
There is a discrepancy between the woman shown in the picture and yours truly. If you want to check, I don't mind touching, onee-san~

>press claim all
>get coockie instead
huh? Ichihime?

>>529113140
Spoken like a true DEFECTIVE

Any girls in here?

>folding so hard it puts japanese katanas to shame
>only to deal in when I try to push for a win
All I did was extend the game by not dealing in on the previous rounds

I still believe the miko cosplayer is a cute girl

Don't stop folding then. You can't lose if you protect yourself.

>>529114141
>>folding so hard it puts japanese katanas to shame

>>529114524
I'll cum in (you) if you know what I mean, slut.

shobu desu ne

Got myself my first credit card

>>529114689
>credit card
>ability to create debt in real time
now buy everyting we have in the store
do it
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>529115154
>hags

>>529081695
Our team is now heeling even harder,bitch. Whatchu gonna do about it

>>529114689
>>>/a/buyfag
Come join us!

>>529115154
Couldn't find uglier cosplayers if he tried.

>>529115326
only because you dont cosplay

>>529114689
American Express keeps sending me letters begging me to open a platinum account but I don't travel enough to reap all of the benefits of a card that costs $700 yearly to use.

>>529115326
>gay

>>529115326
someone's never been to a con

>>529114689
Did you know that when a website asks you for a credit card, you can input your debit card info and put it to 1 payment and it will go through? You don't need to follow Fuji's credit trap.

>>529115606
Why would you want to use a debit card online? At least with a credit card you can dispute a fraudulent charge.

>>529115606
>debit card
I thought those were illegal in most countries

>>529115606
but how else would you build credit?

>>529115752
what

Aren't credit cards a burger thing? Don't think I know anyone that owns one.

I bet 75% of you geeks are drowning in debt. I can smell it.

>>529115843
smell this. *BRRRAPPPPPPP*

>>529115809
yurops are too poor to accrue debt irresponsibly and everyone in the world other than US hates jews and banks by extension

/mjg/ should be more like /jong/

>>529115901
we hate jews too just not our shabbos goyim leaders unfortunately

>>529115740
You can also dispute debit card charges.

>>529115752
Debit cards are incredibly common in any country that uses mastercard/visa.

>>529115969
>/mjg/ should have drunk women and avatarfagging
no thank you

>>529115990
It's called being a cuck since you don't hate them enough to do something about it. And to make it mahjong related, every time I lose because of ura dora is thanks to the jews and their jew magic.

>>529116053
>women
allegedly

>>529115969
I remember a time when /mjg/ had cunnyposting. these times are long gone though

Can burgers itt explain what the fuck is a credit score?

>>529115969
>/mjg/ should have mahjong discussion
no thank you

>>529116214
penis measuring contest

>>529116214
its a goy score it doesnt actually do anything unless youre a poorfag that needs to borrow money to buy a car, you grow it buy using credit cards playing the jew game. if you buy everything with cash you will have a terrible score

>>529116214
its like a measurement to see how well you are in paying debts. you have a good credit score if you pay all your debts on time, and having good score allows you to borrow more money.

>>529116327
You also usually need a loan to buy a house or start a business thoughbeit?

>>529116273
>mahjong discussion
Their last 40 posts are anything but that.

>>529116407
While this is the basics of it, it's more Jewish than that. When I paid off my shit immediately, my credit score never rose above the low 700s. They also want you to jump through a ton of bullshit hoops like having a certain amount of debt and other shit like that.

>>529116450
you unironically get better deals if your an irresponsible nig

>>529116569
That's because they know they can also foreclose on your shit.

>>529116456
>check /jong/
holy based

>>529109437
holy filtered, origin is one of the best Ys games

>>529116950
That'd be Ys VIII thoughbeit?

fuck steve

>>529116214
This is like the good chink thing chinks have, but it's "goy" rather than "chink" and "jews" rather than "chinks."

>>529117120
sure, why not

doko

I have both a credit and a debit card but I don't think I've ever used the former, what's the point? I'd rather pay right away.

>never took a loan
>always pay cash offline
>never eat out in fancy restaurants
>only spend money on gacha and figurines
The USA would probably deport me.

>>529116950
>origin is one of the best Ys games
and what are you basing that on?
listen, I can understand all the praise felghana gets, but origin is literally a bunch of boring as shit rooms with a boss once every 30 minutes
what exactly is best about it?

>>529117515
Credit cards have things like 2% Cashback.

>>529117515
You can get refunds with the credit card, but money spent or stolen from a debit card is lost forever. I would just cancel that.

>>529117704
I never understood this thing. So, I buy a stuff for $100, get $100 credit, pay it back with my salary, and I get... $2 debit?

>>529117515
In America (land of the free), credit cards will offer incentives like points and "perks." You can usually get back 2-6% in rewards points that can be redeemed for air fare, events, straight up cash (very shit exchange rate), etc. Using credit cards can also increase your credit score as long as you know how to use them, iirc it's like an under 30% utilization rate and you always have to pay it back in full by the end of the billing cycle.
The way these companies can give kickbacks on credit cards is because they will charge between 1.5-3.5% fees to the merchant every time (You) pay with card.

>>529117881
I don't know what Jew lied to you, but this is also the thing with debit cards, at least in Europe.

>>529117926
The whole credit debit naming scheme is counter intuitive. You spend 100 bucks and get 2 back in your checking account. What's so confusing about that?

>>529117515
they want you to be economically insecure, that's why most things in US are based on debt
imagine taking a loan out for a cardboard house (in a row of identical cheaply made cardboard houses) that you will have to pay off for the next decade

Ding-dong, ding-dong!

See you tomorrow?

>>529118012
So the bank is paying me for paying back my loans? And it's like actual money on my account, not a gift code?

>>529117952
>Sally
Who?

>>529118129
The Hollywood sets Americans live in for some reason.

>>529117926
As long as you pay on time to avoid interest there's no reason not to use them. As long as you're responsible, it's free money that you can use on your gacha addiction.

>>529118121
It's more like they're giving you a cut of the fees they charge vendors. And it should either go to your account or appear as extra credit on your card. Could depend on your card/bank.

>>529118010
As far as I know of, you can chargeback and contest fraudulent transactions on a credit card, but you can't do that on a debit.

>>529118032
>>529118080
tender rape

>>529118297
You are correct

>>529118121
the credit card charges extra ~3.5% from the seller as a transaction fee, which the buyer typically pays for so if you get 2% back youve actually lost 1.5%

>>529118247
Sounds to me like they want to make me psychologically dependent on constantly having credit instead of having the security through my own accumulated capital. No, thanks.

>>529118032
I'm not showing you it no matter how many times you say it

>>529118354
Yes, within a few years after graduating from college I've heard of at least two from the same cohort that got into spiralling 5 digit credit card debt.
Credit card interest rates are usually something ridiculous like 30-40% each month. If someone's not fiscally responsible please do not get one.

>>529117515
You get points with credit cards so no reason not to pay for everything with credit if you're responsible and always may your debts by the end of the month. It's also convenient to tap to pay.

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>>529118187
Plaster is only used on the interior of the house though, most walls are hollow to fit wires and pipes easily. Where I live concrete block exterior walls are extremely common.

>>529118297
>>529118320
>Many credit cards also offer zero liability protection. This feature is also found on some debit cards, but you may still have to report within a certain number of days, and you'll have to confirm the terms with the issuing bank.
It's just an American thing where banks want you to use credit card, pretty much any European bank I know issues debit cards with fraud protection. I know it, because I have a card like that.

>>529118495
You ARE responsible with your money, right?

Not falling for your Jewish tricks, debit cards all the way.

>>529118121
whatever site you use to pay the card also has a button you click to redeem your rewards and it's easy not like casinos. some have auto redeem and autopay.
they make plenty of money from the margins in transaction fee minus cashback and retards not paying back their card same month is a bonus.

anons it's literally free money

>Spend the same amount of money as I normally do
>Pay it all off at the end of the month
>Get a 2% back
>Increased protection in case of fraud because it's the bank's money
What's the point in not using a credit card if you're fiscally responsible?

>>529118687
If you live in the US good luck buying anything without a credit score.

>>529118531
2/4

I always use credit card + pay in four for my Door Dash burritos!

>>529118743
>store/restaurant charges a 3% credit card fee
What now?

>>529118743
>>529118342
you are literally losing money retard, you honestly think you are profitting off the jews?

>>529118749
What if I just save it for when I want to buy something?

>>529118810
>Tip: $0.00

>>529118810
merchants besides gas stations are too much of a coward to do so. they'll just eat the couple percent in fees from the credit card jew

>>529118848
Credit takes years to build and most places outright refuse to do all in one purchases unless you have pre-existing credit cause they will assume the cash is dirty if you try buying a car or something all at once without any existing credit.

>>529118881
Based. I'm not tipping a barista or those who don't wait tables.

>>529118847
This. These retards think they somehow outsmarted the system designed against them. House always wins.

>>529118531
Still 2/4
Waiting for (You)

>have to spend X in a month at certain stores using only certain cards to qualify for a 0.01% cashback
I'm a useless NEET and spend only on my niche hobbies and basic necessities desu. Please use another person to practice your judaism.

>>529118927
this couldnt be further from the truth, you get the best deals on everything with cash

>>529118531
3/4

>>529118927
>oh, you saved up money? it's probably stolen or something, you must lend money from jews instead
>oh, you never lent any money? guess you're not gonna participate in our economy then
two best things that happened in my life were never picking up riichi city and not being born in america

>>529119069
that retard has no idea what hes talking about, cash is king

>>529118531
Started

Gold is king.

>>529119148
sure hope so, i still consider you guys more free than europe, but these shabbosgoyim always try to convince me otherwise

For me it's crypto

>>529118847
the jews are paying me a few percent to help them secure themselves their credit card domination over cash. merchants pass on the credit card fees onto item costs. cash cucks end up paying slightly more and are slightly more inconvenient.
if the merchants weren't cowards in charging credit card fees we can cut out the credit card jew. we're not the ones getting jewed, the merchants are

>>529118531
>missed the memesura

>>529119229
that anon is genuinely clueless, cash is king especially when buying cars. dealerships couldnt be happier when you roll in with cash, and buying houses too yoy skip all closing cost bullshit and realtor fees. personal sales in cash are the most profitable sales for both buyers and sellers

>>529119280
yeah, sure
>Frank, what price should I put on this thing?
>$50
>remember we're accepting credit cards now
>oh, put $52 then

>>529119270
I'm still holding the Chainlink that I bought in like 2018

>>529119393
got it, i trust you more than that golem

>>529119393
Please tell me you guys actually roll up with a briefcase full of cash instead of going through shit with at least a bank intermediary. That's fucking hilarious.

>>529118354
>dependent on constantly having credit
You really don't have to. The only ones trapped by this are those who can't control their impulses or bite more than they can chew. Regarding credit cards, you're basically paying everything you bought before each monthly cycle ends. If your credit card has cash back or other worthwhile perks, it's free money even if it's just a single digit percentage of your yearly expense. It all comes back to the spending habits of the user. No one is forcing you to buy that lewd 500,000 yen figurine with massive tits that you won't be able to pay by the end of the month with credit.

>>529119280
i order a buger at restaurant for $10.
pay with credit card: $10.35 i get $.20 back in goyim credit
i pay with cash: $10.00

Why is it that Americans always get so defensive of their Jewish practices?

/mjg/ - Money Jews Golems

I'm gonna weird you guys out for a bit. Are there any single player Mahjong strip games out there besides the Super Real Mahjong series?

>>529119596
this doesn't happen though, the price is the same for everyone regardless of payment method.

>>529119676
>weird you guys out for a bit
lol
lmao
>single player Mahjong strip games
someone post the animahjong gifs

>>529119596
>>529119680
Which country does this happen in so I know where to avoid getting fleeced at?

>>529119528
>You really don't have to.
But I do. I'm talking about psychological dependence. This is the same thing that happened during coronavirus lockdowns when people got out of their houses and suddenly realized they can't properly talk to clerks in stores, because they got used to not interacting with people outside of their family. Having a negative account balance suddenly becomes "normal," even if you always pay it back at the end of the month. It's a literal psyop to make you used to it, possibly even defend it afterwards (as seen in the thread).

>>529119680
no it isnt retard, go out with mom next time she goes shopping and see for yourself. watch her buy anything and the cashier tell her theres a 3.5% service fee for using credit card

>>529119676
Anon... There's like a hundred arcade games you can play with MAME and dozens of PC-98 games. Also,
>weird you guys out for a bit
Where do you think you are? Reddit?

I hate Momos so much.

>>529119869
I'm a grown ass man, I've been outside and I've never been charged a "3.5% service fee" for using a credit card in America.

I ate momos so much.

>>529119793
weimerica for sure, probably canada uk australia

>>529116214
It's the schufa-score

I love Momos so much.

>>529120084
>I'm a grown ass MAN!
>i ...i ..i.I've been outside!
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>529120165
Good meme

What if he's serving time?

>>529118518
it sounds like some shitty gacha mechanic, I just can't be bothered to care about that even if there is some money to be saved

>>529120232
I accept your concession.

>>529120084
Where I live it's the exception to make the buyer pay for the transaction fee, not the norm. Some merchants will just straight up refuse credit card transactions if they don't want to bother with it. I have no idea which country makes the buyer foot the transaction fee.

Alright, Momo fucking died. All's well in the world now.

>>529120358
>Some merchants will just straight up refuse credit card transactions if they don't want to bother with it.
That's my exact experience, if they don't want to bother with the transaction fees then they usually go cash only. Otherwise I've seen some merchants take only Visa and Mastercard but not American Express, because the Amex has higher fees.

>>529119804
>Having a negative account balance suddenly becomes "normal," even if you always pay it back at the end of the month.

Hence why
>The only ones trapped by this are those who can't control their impulses
If you always purchase $200 worth of groceries each month, it makes no difference if you pay a credit balance of $200 or you pay each time you make a purchase since you know you will have to spend that much either with cash or credit. If you're responsible, you will continue to be aware of your finances.

>>529120316
go buy anything from any store with a credit card, if you are capable of reading, which hasnt been proven, you will see a sign that says 3.5% service fee for credit card transactions. you are dead wrong here and retarded. thats why you posted aru, but are too dumb to even realize that

>burgers don't understand money
more news at 11?

>>529120358
Here I usually see it at gas stations and cornerstore delis. Also applies to debit cards

>>529120631
>you will see a sign that says 3.5%
IF there's a fee. Otherwise, you and everyone else will pay the same amount at most business.

>>529120631
What part of America are you from?

>>529120881
not true read your receipt next time. are you jewish?

/mjg/ summer camp day 1
https://youtu.be/Uz-etZdXI9s

Do lotteries over in burgerland ever force you to open a bank account somewhere specific?

>>529120909
michigan

Will "he" make an appearance?

ron

>>529121032
your dad?
no, he's still in the queue for milk

>>529121068
>in the queue

When will this thread die?

>>529120931
What part of IF you're not understanding, anon? I'm not entirely disagreeing with you. I could easily go to any supermarket and test this next time by purchasing the same product with cash or credit. However, I've encountered this fee frequently with restaurants so there's no reason to utilize credit when dining.

>>529106346
Is it supposed to be higher?

God I love bullying masterkeks who come to MY gold room.

>>529121454
page 10

THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE
SHIT PISS SEETHE AND CRY
WE ARE HERE TO STAY
GO THE FUCK AWAY

>>529120987
i dont think so but it might depend on the state, if you win small sums you can just get the cash anywhere but big wins you have to go to specific gov stations so they can sap some taxes

>>529121515
The seals clubbed back.

>>529121485
you are shopping at the wrong stores if they blanket increase all costs for everyone, and as such deserve to get jewed.

>>529081547 (OP)
imagine hotdogging sheep

>>529118531
GGs
Rare memesura game that went the distance

>>529118531
GG bros! We made it to S4 in a fucking limitless game!

>>529118531
ggs, a disturbing lack of yakumans and perhaps the first limitless game to ever go the distance but fun games nevertheless.

>>529119676
they should release a strip mahjong patch for k-ten, so that i can undress haruka

>>529117515
Use it and then pay it off before you collect any interest. This will increase your credit score which will help you apply for loans and shit if you need to buy a car or a house or pay medical bills

>>529121913
>if they blanket increase all costs for everyone
That's usually the case. No reason to add the fee in your receipt if the entire store already adjusted the prices of every product accordingly. The difference here is that those paying with cash are eating the same fee regardless.

>>529118531
gg.......

>>529122148
>credit score
>pay medical bills
this is why I'm never going to visit US

>missed a memesura room again
why do you guys always play when i'm not around?

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1/4

>>529122292
we have a fucking tourney with tobi nashi open
go queue

shan't go into debt

>>529122357
2/4

>>529122148
>This will increase your credit score which will help you apply for loans and shit if you need to buy a car or a house or pay medical bills
Why can't I just save up money for this exact purpose?

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>>529122172
again, you deserve to get jewed if those are the stores you shop at. that definitely isnt the norm, no self respecting nor intelligent business owner would rip off their cash paying customers like that

>>529122357
started 4/4