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Previous Thread >>529001687

>shAIDS
>HIVey
>HIVraph
>Ledouche
>Padjeeta
The five bug chasing 'roons of /gbfg/

>Renie
>Io
>Sara
>Kolulu
The four breedable sluts of /gbfg/

De La... SUCCESS!!!
Cantante... FLOP

>>529087801
YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reminder to be considerate while slopping.
Do not slop prompts I've already slopped.
Do not slop artists I already slopped.
Thank you for your time.

>>529088013
Sounds like something I'll forget, maybe you should put a watermark on your slop so I can remember

Back to agastia I go...
Is cosmos/horus/nehan(seruel) still the top team?

Blazing mistral is actually the best weapon in the game

>Agastia
Ah shit. Not the most enjoyable thing as a Cosmoslet

>>529088851
>he fell for the hirugashi meme

nm250 dark teams???????? snek h.meaty and logia? fediel obsoleted?

>>529088851
Try it in Ra. It's stupid fun to kill it in two turns

I'll try my penis in Ra.

NM250 FA with refreshes was fast and comfy. And also stable, didn't have to babysit anyone.
It also didn't require any hyperlimiteds which is nice because the light's one was pure garbage if you didn't have new Bikki, Illnott, C.Mahira, etc.

So, Which character will give the new gigabroken Dark limited weapon? Vampy? Vira? Lady Grey? Cerberus? Beatrix? Djeanne?

Do they also release Grands during Summer? Cause Dark needs at least 1 new one before GW.

>>529089503
grand raziel

Really hope they don't skip an element again because I need more time to be a titanGOD

>>529090043
Penance stare

>>529089503
G. Ladiva

>>529089543
they did bt they stopped the last was poseidon

>>529090043
sexy draph

I need RA to my choco collection.

>>529088013
getting called out like that mustve really made your pussy hurt, considering you're still crying over it

>>529089060
I'll probably be using tsuku/florence/snek, and if I get 30 moons beforehand, the funny book

>>529090529
Where is bunny?

>>529090952
Old image.

>Another Miach and Raiden event
you cannot
make
this shit
up

Fenie

on

my

SHARARA HARARA

flop

>>529091078
I see, lacks hauhet and cosmos too, also that Io is asking for it.

combustion

I was looking at Yuel's images being posted in ~2015 or around that when she was super popular, also Herio doujins.
Glad she's finally became meta with her long awaited grand version.
Was pretty damn nice to use Yuel, Fraux, Zeta and Fenie in my full auto nm250s.

>meta
no one used her. It was all zeta medusa fenie fraux

Mr Penie gigaflooxyflop

>>>>>>>>>>>medusa
>2025

primal pals...lost...

>>529091926
yeah these last three gw's have had some nice teams for fa at least

>>529092327
WAM
NUMBER
ONE

>>529092327
>belial is c tier now

>>529092327
>no mistral
shit list

>>529092327
gee bill 2 yuels?

>>529092453
He’s been F tier since release, retard

>another raiden event
>soon another meg event

We love Auguste events right over here.

>>529091926
>Glad she's finally became meta
She has been meta forever

>>529092569
I see

>>529092327
>suntato higher than nezha and dusa

has shadowp announced where we can watch her seppuku after such a disaster of a gw?

You guys ready for summer Miach, summer Sariel and grand Raiden?

>>529093176
OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>529092987
>She has been meta forever
I started to play in 2020 and none of these were meta whatsoever.
Only the fire one because of her s1 was used with the gun and later in fire bar grinding setups and also this GW.

>none of those
>except
Why post at all?

S.Fenie (microbikini)

>>529093360
Way back in the day, I'm talking like 2016 and back, og Yuel was one of fire's best units.

S.pedoanon (locked up in a jail cell)

s. vtuber gigacuck
region blocked from 4chan like the rest of his island

>s-p-ACK
HELP I cANT BREATHE

>>529093937
KEKYPOW

>>529093937
My neck muscles would tear her thighs apart if she tried this on me

>>529093937
GIWTWM

>>529094926
i don't have da meme book...

>>529094964
>he bought the paid opus
>>529094926
Obviously it's better in hades, but do you have magna farmed up? I'm curious how the book does with celeste

LJ+dark ulicummies GW core

Wiki EoS...

>>529095097
No but it should be good if you have the two pns and the celestanas

Yep, I won bigly.

>>529095487
yeah I've got the basic premium stuff. dark might get a gacha mainhand before gw too I guess so future me can deal with the choice

>>529095381
OHNONONONO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>529095381
but this worked fine?
https://gbf.wiki/User:Midokuni/Notepad/GWPrediction

>>529095381
Is this the end...

>>529095686
VEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>529089503
Grand cog 2

>>529091232
And Mugen

>>529095878
>GW over
>still NaN
hm nyess this seems fine

Mr. Pasara killed the game

>>529095381
>the wiki contributors are quitting now too

it's funny seeing people wonder why the border is low or make excuses for it when anyone with working eyes can see people at all levels of play are losing interest and quitting

Exo Diablo Harp or Katana? Comfy Magna Ougi nm250 FA next GW

>>529097562
spear/gun/sword so we can double up on weapon types even further

>>529097482
>it's funny seeing people wonder why the border is low or make excuses for it
Nobody is doing this

>>529095567
woaw 2 shards

>>529098124
you don't read anywhere except gbfg

>>529097562
Harp time

>>529098327
then gripe at them instead of hiding behind a green face

>>529098973
sorry your game is dying

>even the giga-autistic GW whales are dipping
eos soon. them pulling for whatever shilled homoflop FKHR attached a powercreep meta weapon to were grub's income stream.

>>529100169
MR PANEFLOPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why didn't Mr Pars and Mr Pauhet save us?

>>529092327
Blessed be the sun.

>>529097207
the power of grand homofloppa nobody asked for

>>529100563
>cropped out level to hide the fact she's not 100
embarrassing

Anyone notice how the less meta male characters a GW has, the less players play? I wonder why......

Okay, retard.

>>529100982
This GW had Percy and Ragazzo which is already equal to if not more than wind or water

>>529101123
>and Ragazzo
lol

>>529101123
you were NOT supposed to point this out

>>529101123
Apparently pedopriest elmott and willy too >>529092327

I played the game before it became goyslop.

>i played
>some top500000000000 irrelevant bug

nobody plays the game anymore so naturally people discussing it don't play either

>>529101360
SAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE DRAPHS

>>529101360
Coomerslop is just as much goyslop as jeetslop

>n-nobody p-plays t-the game
>s-see m-my f-fellow s-shitposters d-don't

>Coomerslop
roonlialxisters...

For what purpose?

>>529101909
PLEASE DO THE REVANS

I guess everyone was a shitposter.

>>529101909
how else are they going to get people playing the shitheap known as sieg?

>it goes down exactly the same every year
?

>>529101983
tumbling down......

>>529101909
To artificially lengthen the revans grind

>>529101983
Shtiposters didn't leave tho. They're chained to da grub

breaking records for how low our playercount is every year? well, yes, that's what's going to happen from now on, but it wasn't always like this

>gw speed only gets higher with more competition
>top100k+ shitters think their dogshit rankings matter

lol

>>529102194
We don't NEED players
The lower the better, 0 players is ideal...

>that's what's going to happen from now on
oh no......we might actually, really, truly, EOS in 3+ more years.......

players like you have 0 value.

>11 year old browser game has only 400k players left
damn...

Karaoke with Bhadra

>>529102436
Galgebros.........

infantile children still crave for the game they don't even play anymore and hysterically doompost it daily, without skipping a single day
instead of moving on

thats some real schizophrenia right over here

Anal sex with Bhadra.

>>529102658
...won, -204k

>>529101909
Be glad they removed the other 3 mats
Slurrrrrrpppp

>>529102906
This thread would /ksg/ levels if there was no justified doomposting

>>529103176
>>529098973

>justified doomposting
schizophrenic cope

homelessness

>>529103176
I'm sure the entire 'cord laughed at this funny post, knowing they'd be trolling all da grubbas in /gbfg/ by convincing them it's real

if it was real it'd have been about checking crew members shadowverse playtime on steam

>>529103292
>damage control
SAD

>infantile child took a blatant shitpost about swarm mode as a real warning
that's how you easily tell that an infantile schizo is completely disconnected from any form of communication with people (that aren't the same schizos as you).

>>529103241
Meant for >>529103124

hopejoke

>>529103579
will they stick around and own their l or instantly vanish like they did when dragalia lost

>>529103176
That was pretty funny. Do you have any more of those saved?

>>529103176
https://x.com/cresxentis/status/1936553050585600386
I thought you hated transsexuals here, but you seem to enjoy their jokes...

>>529104182
So he’s mocking a slurptranny and that makes you upset?

>>529104182
Darkxisters........

uh oh slurptranny melty

he's the one who's made that text and posts it here now
nobody would know some random xitter tranny otherwise.

>>529104398
Have you ever been on twitter before?

Remember when the slurpyroon was exposed as a BAraging shittedcuck? What was that about? >>527675906

Looks like Seraph learned a new word.

>>529104182
>grub, Uma, Shadowverse, ZZZ and HSR
This faggot 100% posts in here

ba wishes it had at least a portion of the playerbase of 10+ years old declining grub kek
despite the amount of doujins and fanart nobody actually plays the game and it shows.

grubflop doesn't even have any real players left lol
it's mostly bots and pic related

Isn’t grub down to less than 400k?

why would blud post a selfie here

>>529104995
Juicy grubs...

eroha

Her. Name. Is. Not. EROHA!

>>529104998
Less.

>>529105683
not eroha

Eroha just flew over my house

>>529035928
Fixed ranking 小さな女の子

Murcielago or Rhomp?

>>529107034
Murc

>>529107034
veight or galleon?

>>529107034
miach or bhadra?

Ura or Eresh?

>>529107060
Done. Now someone post me all their zeph memes

>>529107212
brother

>>529107278
I respect your strength.

8-chan IDs really shows the true colors of this general when it was crystal clear that the general is getting deliberately shitposted by the same loonies that were scared as fuck to show up in there.

>come back after quitting 1.5 years ago
>endgame account but zero resources left
>0 sunstones, 0 bars, 0 tickets, 3k crystal from new MSQ
>wasted bars and stones on a horrible attempt at light primal
what would you do in this situation continue with this account or buy a starter account that has bubz/belial/000, a ton of meta SSRS and like 8 sparks, 12 stones, 7 gold bars and many other resources and start over?

>>529108168
if you're spending anyway then you can't beat a starter account for value. sucks about all those collab characters and the like though

3½ hours till TYRATYRATYRA

>>529108054
which is why everyone stayed there and it's getting countless posts a day while this place is dead

>>529108054
>3 days ago
>47 hours ago
>32 hours ago
>12 hours ago
LOLE

so why aren't the countless amounts of people who are still playing this game just move to the place where shitposters are afraid to tread...?

3½ hours till lolifloppers drop tyraflop like a rock once she becomes shipshit

I'll take things that will never happen for 500 Alex

>>529109202
Shit, better hurry up with reading the maydays

>>529108054
Gonna be honest I didn't known that site existed but it seems like a mess to use unless there some sort of scrpts to make it better.

>>529109927
THIS is dark's savior?

>>529110069
Reminds me of the time Uncle Gura lost to The Ants...

>>529110069
he represents the best and brightest of dark players

>>529109815
>Gonna be honest I didn't known that site existed but it seems like a mess to use unless there some sort of scrpts to make it better.
It was pretty much use during the 4chink's downtime, but the local shitposting loonies didn't post in there during the downtime and the threads were clean and good.

Now that 4chink is bad the usual schizos are back at shitting up the general here of course.

The difference is striking though.
And IDs helped to see the blatant shitposters and samefaggots.

Everyone was there and the thread was nothing but metaposting about how much better it was while still not actually talking about the game

>>529111387
Dyon't pyoint this nyout...

You could always go back to 8 if you like it so much.

>>529110484
I guess that's why they're the slowest to join Hexa rooms.

>>529111387
And yet here you are.

Been a while since I last posted here

>>529111387
>while still not actually talking about the game
Cute little lie you've made up here to justify your cope.

>>529111596
>throwing a bitch tantrum
Uh oh, just don't cry ok?

good afternoon ubbas
I hope you enjoy your summer event as I did with mine!

>>529111814
Meant for someone else?

>>529112016
Again, you could always go back there.

>opens with lesbo angels
>trying to strip sandal for a whole chapter
>>Lucio
Why are you guys surprised the sequel is gay as fuck

>>529112389
I have the tab open, you don't have to cry about it.

>I am emotionally supporting that general by opening a tab for it and not actually posting there

LOL

gbfpags are mentally ill

>>529112440
...

>I'm obsessed with the other anon's tabs it makes me shaking uncontrollably knowing that he doesn't listen to me and it makes me crazy mad

Lole.

>last reply: 06/27/2025 (Fri) 17:16:01
I got the tab opened on that mutha so it's awwwright!

why is everyone doing Agastia??

>>529112843
Seraph is a demented schizoid like that.

pyosg iOS

>>529112823
dark gw next

>skyrealm didn't know the difference between sharks and dolphins until this event
Faa was right.

>>529112957
Which HI3 character is this?

>>529112980
when did they announce the next gw

>>529113190
It was revealed to me in a dream

dont piss me off you will regret it

>>529087495 (OP)
>https://gbf.wiki/User:Umikin/Timeline
grubbas... your content...

>>529113190
they haven't yet, but it's the last element left for the current GW cycle

>>529113596
>new story for the two most popular saints
seems good to me

>>529113596
you came crawling back after your steam flop?

start doing your daily fediels if you don't have enough jewels for the dopus uncap cuties. you can get everything else by leeching fairly quickly

>>529113942
>>529113890
>5 minutes of shitty fates
>a copy paste ascendant fight because they couldn't even be bothered to make a new sprite
this is your content for the rest of the year

>>529114156
No, that's some of the content of a single month. Can you read?

>>529114224
>Indonesia: English is taught in schools, but overall literacy and exposure are less consistent.
wyell...

>>529114224
>a single month
all you get are reruns
no new raids no new modes nothing

>>529114478
Shut up…

Is 1.4mil good enough for bar racing?

>>529114818
more=better but anything more than 1.2m~ works for pbhl
anything less and you're better off in akasha or GO

Goku

Look lively people, only 1 hour and 30 minutes to go!

>>529116294
Oh boy! I can't wait for triple shipshit!

What happened to all the JPs in gw??

Nice ending

>>529116631
They left the maze.

Sex with Fenie

What's the best grid and classes for Dark? It's by far my worst element and I need to fix it before gw...
also are 5* Nier and her 4th skill worth it?

Oh wow so there’s just no way to deal with that okay

>>529116914
https://gbf.wiki/Advanced_Grids/Celeste
i'm assuming you aren't primal
same classes as every element, manadiver 90% of the time
unless you have eresh but again assuming not

https://x.com/sietti
why didn't harvinbro draw flaretato or wam gw art

>>529098327
please, we all know it's just seraph on 5 different devices being a contrarian for the sake of it

I remember someone showing me a clip of these two years before I started playing. I found it funny how bad it sounded but now it's on par with modern dubs.

DAO 5* uncap soon...

>>529108373
>>529108868
*crickets*

>>529117165
>that most recent pic from 14m ago
wyell...

>>529117165
wyell.........

>>529108054
>>529109815
while IDs were proven to work from our trip to /bant/ what really made the different was the active moderation instabanning retards

Grand soon

You will never be japanese

>>529113961
Thanks

>>529117646
>active moderation instabanning retards
Well we don't have that here and even then when we get some clean up there is a certain group that get a free pass.

>>529117652
i only have 2 of each please forgive me...

who is the narumea of horses? i need to know who to save for
>>529117652
>9.4 backline primarch doodoo
why would you ask for this?

>>529113596
Uhhhhhh Tales...?

>>529117605
FVAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKKKK

https://x.com/nakamuraFF11/status/1938806100939424070
How come when /ourguy/ tweets about something, he usually gets tens of thousands of likes, but when he tweets about grub, he only gets a few thousand at most? What's that about???

>>528980660
https://x.com/BELIETTA1/status/1938596361517363354

>>529118140
yeah they arent exactly making the leaks less believable

>>529113596
We don't need content...

Maybe I was speedreading but why weren't airships an option?

>>529118389
Nice. What does cain do on fa? isn't he full of choices?

>>529118171
>who is the narumea of horses? i need to know who to save for
super creek, and she's already in the game

>>529119135
Permanent water switch. He's doing the most to keep the team alive despite having no skills.

>>529119134
guh

Fire is not weak. The boss was just too strong.

>>529119313
only a 1/8 drop. it has legs

>>529119301
>Permanent water switch.
That sounds broken so Sieg is useless? lol.

>>529092327
>※画像は作成例です

>>529119150
oh no i didn't reroll for that unticketable summon. and it's the best in the game.

I don't think they intended for Sariel's next appearance to be in another joke event.

>>529119701
his next appearance was in the mole troupe
which wasn't a joke event but not serious plot either

>>529119828
does the wiki use nip time though? it's the 28th

>>529119313
>keep forcing references to your homoflops in everything
>wonder why your games keep flopping

>>529119947
more like
>no porn
>4 years behind
>cygays rates
>cygays grind
>cygays pvp
>1 hour long dailies (yes really)
it has ALL of the downsides (except males) and none of the upsides (except no males)
also regionlocked in a lot of countries so they dont have thirdies inflating the numbers

>references to your homoflops
LOTTA reach with this one lol

>>529120202
>>no porn
>>4 years behind
>>cygays rates
>>cygays grind
>>cygays pvp
>>1 hour long dailies (yes really)
All things that make umaschizo yell YIPPEEEEEEE

https://x.com/Berw21/status/1938615588877955468
>Canada
You told me this was SEAsister...

>>529120202
which countries are regionlocked?

10 minutes until G.Tyra reveal!

>>529120424
>someone playing on 300 ping managed to get rank 1
how

>>529120645
They actually UNITED and FIGHTED...

>>529120643
until I win 2.5m rupies you mean

>>529120470
Japan, China/Taiwan, Germany, Russia I think and a ton more
And even if your country isn't region locked the songs are because of licensing lmao
Oh and apparently it has kernel level anti-cheat because KMR is a scumbag

>>529120810
i'd just settle for an orchis or eudie really, maybe even an olivia...

anyone excited for the event

>>529121143
anything but 50 vials would be nice

>Mr Pyra
I skip

Great event.

>ENGLISH DUB

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

PUKES

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww

Why a dude have nail polish on

>>529121404
This looks just as bad as Tefnuts. Fucking christ.

>>529121143
it's that easy
>>529121178
very, i got three legendaries from it counting the packs it gave me

>>529121386
wtf, and it wasn't even in a funny accent like predator...

>>529121404
They really wanted you to know about it too

LAPHING PHANTOM

>>529121523
>two golds
>400 vials
>650 gold
very unfortunate

>>529121290
https://prd-game-a5-granbluefantasy.akamaized.net/assets_en/sound/voice/scene_evt250628_cp0_q1_s10_0.mp3
https://prd-game-a5-granbluefantasy.akamaized.net/assets_en/sound/voice/scene_evt250628_cp0_q1_s10_1.mp3

>>529121539
Happy Pride Month!

>>529121539
Once again I am more bothered by the inability to be subtle than the thing itself. What the fuck is wrong with them?

>>529121404
Why don't you?

Nail polish is very popular amongst zoomer men

>>529121404
it's really not a big deal

here is your dark grand...

>>529121619
https://prd-game-a5-granbluefantasy.akamaized.net/assets_en/sound/voice/scene_evt250628_cp1_q2_s10_2.mp3

does martin fuck ellen yaeger?

I, for one, am glad Cygames learned absolutely nothing from shilling roonrus and Mr Pefnut summer alts that both flopped, surely billions were also asking for S.Atum for them to do this, right?

>>529121857
yeah, they fuck in front of hugh in the opening cutscene

They're literally me...

>>529121843
these looks ai generated

KNEEL TO THE HOMO DESTROYER

>>529122006
how so

>>529122039
the pixels

TYRATYRATYRA

>>529121843
better than a homo

Any good parties to FA Agastia without Horus?

>>529122075
https://prd-game-a5-granbluefantasy.akamaized.net/assets_en/sound/voice/scene_evt250628_cp1_q3_s10_36.mp3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rJLI3tuTw

>>529121903
those were popular banners. atum is definitely an annoying fuccboi that won't sell though.

>>529121404
>our next fire seasonal
firebros......

not even 1 chapter in and this event is already gay as hell, skipcore

>>529122412
>those were popular banners
lol
lmao even

2024 Anni: Fenie, Magus and Horus
2024 First Summer Banner: Raziel and Tefnut
2025 Anni: Basara, Lu Who and Cock
2025 First Summer Banner: Atum and Tyra (?)

>>529122346
not in the kengo team at least. you need her debuffs and vikki alone isn't enough to replace her. maybe song?

>>529122346
theres a setup that uses summer seruel instead of horus on the wiki

>>529119701
Oh ok.

tefnutz was sabotaged by her retarded ai designed "swimsuit"

>>529120821
>And even if your country isn't region locked the songs are because of licensing
that's extremely retarded, they're publishing the game on their own

>>529122595
You forgot grand raiden bro

>>529122984
HE is not gonna like this......

>>529122346
i was looking that up today too
kengo/cosmos/nehan/pijiu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSH2-jUug9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XRiKsFrIfI

>>529121615
seems like summer lotto was definitely kmr's idea
at least this time there aren't things like unticketable summons for players to get mad about

>>529123114
he just loves his random rewards

>>528743795
>>528743829
Seems like they were

AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKK

>>529123114
>seems like summer lotto was definitely kmr's idea
We've known this for years. He literally took responsibility and apologized for it.

>>529123176
Jurassic park 2 was real

i hope this pikon thing dies.

I'm glad those shadoba 2 rewards were so shit. instantly uninstalled.
most cancerous card game i've ever played. somehow even more braindead than modern yugioh despite ygo having decades of powercreep built in.

>>529123218
don't remember that but i also didn't particularly care about it despite being t4, i had no expectations so getting nothing was no surprise

>>529123382
now buy chrono ark/pirate lost branch of legend
I'll probably stick with it until the next set at least. I want vampy

>>529123208
mr pagju...

>l2d sariel
thank you shadowp

LMAO, I usually play with the game muted so this the first time hearing Miach's voice, this mofo does sound like a man trying to do a girl's voice.

https://prd-game-a5-granbluefantasy.akamaized.net/assets_en/sound/voice/scene_evt250628_cp4_q4_s10_16.mp3
This beach NTR scene was a bit of out of pocket, ngl

i wonder if they're going to continue the cryptid summon series

Realistic event!

please grand magus

why are we still here

so, where's the junebride art?

Where's the event discussion? Like....so what happens?

>>529125857
i'm still readin it

>>529125857
busy with agastia before dark gw is announced

>>529125927
Bridal Fediel will save us

Literal DEI event
>coexistance good
>racism bad
>it's ok to be inferior to shark bulls

>pizza ordered
>fridge stocked up with beer
>gf and sister gone on a girls trip to jamaica
>got the whole house for myself to play Things from the Deep
Yep, its time to GAME

>>529126165
>jamaica
For bbc?

>>529126037
>fate episode releases
>she's getting married with miach
yipee

>>529126124
>>529126165
>>529126326
>>529126491

>>529126326
your IQ can't be higher than 80

Korwa didn't do anything...

>DUDDDDDEEEE le wacky dino dyad shark coffee erune lass sumo!!!
How about...we get a event about stuff people want? That hasn't been done before? Like for example...
So basically Lunalu is at the beach on vacation, trying to write a new book right. But she has some severe writers block, burnt out, nothing coming out onto the paper. So she hopes to spy on couples at the beach to get some sort of inspiration. Danchou is at the beach simultaneously with the crew, and after running into her decides to help right? So shenanigans ensue of danchou and Lunalu running all over the place observing different people. Sometimes other crew members will chip in and bring their own brand of help but it doesn't work out for one reason or another and ends up with just danchou and Lunalu again.
So then they stop, tired, to take a break, Lunalu says it isn't working and is saddened but they decide to stop by a nearby stall and get some ice cream. As they buy the ice cream, danchou pays although, the stall owner teases Lunalu and asks if danchou is her boyfriend which gets her all flustered.
Then they go back to observing other people a little, but now Lunalu is very aware and conscious of danchous presence. At the end of the day danchou is unsure if it worked, and feels he let Lunalu down. But Lunalu speaks up and says she in fact has a really good idea now. It ends with Lunalu finishing her book and a little excerpt is read out so the player can get a look into what she wrote. And the story is suspiciously very similar to the time her and danchou spent at the beach. Anyways, she releases it and it becomes very popular around Auguste. Which Lunalu is both happy and stressed over since she's worried danchou will find out about it when they head to Auguste next. We then get a tease of bikini Haase finding a copy on the ground and getting jealous. The end
>>529125927
>>529126037
>le dogshit
She isn't saving shit

Sandy didn't do anything...

>>529126727
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Now that's a love story

Disgusting

YIPPEE

>>529125641
I came here to laugh at you

>>529126124
And disown your family

>>529127256
Mixed toilet gigacuck finna YIPPEEEEEEE

It's that meme

Why was it in English...

help him
>>529127707
memey movie event

>>529127707
HopeCHADs, EOS never...

>>529126727
actually constructive criticism for once
that's just a yukata lunalu fate episode tho

>>529126937
We're safe, Tyra bros.

TYRA................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WON

>>529128446
So what do we learn about this event?
Bestiality?

>read event
>it's going okay
>coffee
>immediately close tab

>>529127075
Fediel marrying Atum while I get to watch

....the flopping competition

>>529128573
Martin and Ellen adopt them and they are step-siblings in the end

>>529127075
>>529128618
FINNA GET THE CHAIR AND THE CAMERA TOO

>>529127864
Not so fast, hopebro.

why tf does 5* Cerberus not have a fourth skill

>>529128786
you must be new around here

>>529128573
Nothing really. Things that were born before the rift aren't confined to the current laws of reality and can be as strong as super sayain blue if ShadowP finds it funny.

>>529128792
Old uncaps didnt get fourth skills

>>529128907
I despise every single things in this image, other than Sariel.

So.....did Mr Paglleon save Rising yet?

Low button set up for mashing dirt events?

>>529128792
>>529128962
She's not an old uncap and do you really have to ask? All of her kit is themed around the number three, instead of a fourth skill they gave her triple strike after using three skills and her ougi cutting the cd of her skills by three turns

>>529128907
Mr pagtum pagden and pagriel's pixivbux must be INSANE

>>529123998
What part? I tend to skip animations by mashing.

Why does the entire planet love Fenie Cunnycake and Tyra so much

Chair status??

>>529129667
Nobody loves any of these three, especially not floptantefloppyroon

>>529129787
We get it you're a gay troon with HIV

>>529129747
CHAIR READY
CAMERA READY

>>529129858
>you're a gay troon with HIV
roonch mentioned!

>>529129978
miach...

this event had one of the worst writing of the year
Impressive

>one of the worst writing
kettle pot etc.

hilariously odd how this game shits on shart specifically sometimes

Enjoying the event?

>>529130623
Its a normal summer so far so yes kind of

sharks are the REAL cryptids if you think about it

>>529127256
you have to be a joyless husk to come up with writing this deranged/despicable, especially for the groomed prince of all characters. working at cygames either makes you this way or they attract people like this

>>529130623
fuck I wanted to post that

>>529130863
i don't think "it's good to get away from abusers" or "people will love and care for you even if your parents are dead" is joyless

>>529130402
It's a lot like older summer events, where you just take a random group of characters that have nothing to with eachother, they run around fighting a new sea creature and there's no plot or point to anything. But the writers are more "aware" now and they bluntly point out how stupid and insipid these events are by the end. They've actually done that for quite a few events whenever they start tapping on the 4th wall, so they're either crying for help or letting the reader know they've completely given up.

NEVER GIVE UP
BRO

At least it's not as bad as the homo event.
And I guess we have to accept Fediel as part of the summer cast now.

I tried reading up to chapter 2 and I just couldn't do it bros, I don't give a flying fuck what happens to these characters
>NPC #1001 and his pet
>Ferdia and Chulainn?
>Fediel and Miach??
>Sariel and Sandal???
>motherfucking Thalassa and Raiden?????????
Martin, Ellen and Korwa cannot carry this shitpile

>brown vaguely indian bangs blonde with blue eyes
What did they mean by this?

>>529131532
that's very obviously a nip/seanig

>>529131518
Now you understand how people become skipchads.
>>529131532
>Vaguely indian
He just looks off cuz they tried to draw his face in a semi realistic style

>>529131001
yeah that's sincere summer event material right there, these characters are selling themselves and not at all arbitrary mouthpieces for a miserable writer. make sure to buy shadowp's two scamchas while you still can since you're so entertained

>>529131532
>>529131648
spitting images

>>529131532
Going by the facial features and complexion it looks like a nip.

>>529131916
ok, keep ranting about how it's not you, it's everyone else that's cynical and unhappy i guess

>>529131532
>dark skin male
>blonde white female
grim

>>529131532
>that facial hair
>indian

all summer events are auto-skips

>>529132154
you're fried if you think you can give me one sincere reason that shit you pointed out makes for compelling and joyful summer event material

>you get to pet Tyra's head
Instant 10/10 event

meanwhile actual gbf indians

Soon

https://files.catbox.moe/pg02t6.jpg

Rate it.

>>529133832
Pretty whatever. A different pose would be better.

>>529134068
They like to cut corners with poses/expressions whenever possible. Usually if means they're not playable, like with Tyra's portrait/pose in this event. But then there's Ennead/Magus summer units, since they're no different than their normal character portraits, so who knows anymore.

>>529133832
which element will she be?

>>529134724
Same as Y. Miach

I made poo poo then smelled it and oh boy it smells!!!!!

>>529134713
the 'normal' enneads and magus aren't playable, it's not a contradiction. the normal version is just them cutting corners and reusing the swimsuit pose

>>529134828
Players asked for this surely

>>529134828
eh he's effeminate enough

>>529134713
For Horus and Magus, they got brand new artworks. The others for the anniversary event were actually edits of their raid sprites. They possibly had raid edits as idea for them too but decided to make their normal arts based on those newer swimsuits instead

But then we got Valentine Lobelia this year, his art in the fates is just edit of his usual standing art for stories. But in exchange for this he got 2 new artworks since his regular art for gacha/homescreen is brand new. If they make Atum playable in that new outfit I imagine he is going to end up same

>>529135068
>shart.png

This event is peak

Peak goyslop, maybe.

You now manually remember Grand Raphael

>>529135121
>The others for the anniversary event were actually edits of their raid sprites. >They possibly had raid edits as idea for them too but decided to make their normal arts based on those newer swimsuits instead
how does any of this changes the fact that their summer portrait are still head swaps = reused assets
just because a presumed sudden change of plan happened behind the scenes doesn't make the fact that their summer alts portraits are still edits of their event portraits go away.

tyrafloppers status?

You will be sparking on Raiden+Atum+Sariel banner.

All males, no females.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6pJWHkMvcs
>everything ends eventually
>at least cygames has shadowverse, it'll have granblue cards
>i hope we can at least have one more boom
hopejokes...

Hearing engl*sh was probably the worst part of the event.

That's like switching to en dub that is made by subhumans for subhumans when glorious jp is available.

This would have never happened if they didn't nerf linkstix to the ground

>>529137784
Not how it works. They'll be spread across banners with female characters so you can never be happy about rolling because you're at risk of being pozzed.

>>529138019
Name ONE playable female character from this event that can be on the banner.

>>529138095
umm... wyell...

>>529138095
Tyra, Yukata Korwa

>>529138095
I can't because I haven't even bothered skipping it yet, I haven't touched the game. But,
>from this event
Why does the banner have to only be characters from this event?

>>529138446
Because I said so.

>>529138416
unfunny

wew, can't believe they showed this in the new event

>>529138416
unf yuni

>>529138416
They are still trying this shitty forced joke?

Be honest. How dead is this game?

>>529139289
let's just say they better replace shadowp quickly...

>>529139289
Very dead. Not even doomposting, if Miza's anniversary numbers were accurate this game is done for.

>>529138416
>zoi literally only here to glaze yuni for the 271 millionth time

>>529139289
it's been dead for 4 years

two more weeks

...another 100k will be gone

>>529139289
Ask again when they release Grand Raiden then on august summer ladiva, yukata poz and Grand rat

>>529139289
this guy >>529137785 is a massive slurper and even he's talking about how the game is ending. it's not just random anon shitposters anymore

I HAVE AIDS!!!
THIS EVENT GAVE ME HIV!!!!!

love how Raiden was practically forgotten by shitposters and then Mr ShadowP had to pull him out again
we all know its gonna be Sariel anyway

>>529139975
oh yeah I'm ringing this

>>529139828
Why does he turn into LTG

>Dark GW next
Just kill me now....on the other hand, I did get top 150k for the first time this go around and I was still slackmaxxing...

>>529140026
Our resident maleringing schizo used him as his avatar for a while

>>529139975
that works too I guess

oh no Sariel is autistic? I thought he was cute

How much miach/fediel shipping was in this event?

>>529141675
There wasnt any

>>529141675
she cucks miach for you

>>529141675
How about you read the event?

>>529141675
>>529122984
that's about it

>>529141675
You know nothing interesting happened, since no one has started shitposting about anything.

is the dragon loli going to be playable

>>529139990
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fun fact: subhuman shitters that call this game dead didn't even clear faa0 or hexa once.

>>529142394
dead facking pyosg la

>>529142498
you arent a shitter if you cleared them albeit so his statement is still true

new cryptid summon confirmed

>>529142558
That'd be bcause everyone is calling grub a ded gaem

game is so alive subhuman shitters can be carried in faa0 and hexa.

>>529142498
nyo... dyont cyontradyict my nyarrative...

Stop lying, leddit told me that japs don't like fire which is why numbers are vastly down and gaijins are topping the leaderboards!

>>529128907
Looking at this makes me realize how little the cast outside of the event original NPCs did.
>Korwa, Miach and fish lady were just captured
>Ferdia and Chulainn were just babysitting Hugh
>all Tyra could say was that her science couldn't be applied here
>Fediel had a smart plan by intentionally getting captured but it didn't matter because the rest of the group got to the nest anyway
>everyone in that pic was just muscle
>but the McGuffin winning muscle was provided by the antagonist itself
>diplomacy between the plesiosaurs was mostly decided by Hugh and the fiances
I guess you could say Tyra and Sariel provided dinosaurs and Bruce?

>>529128907
>and sumo
blud thinks he's part of the team

You call me a shitter and a doomposter, but you know what I’ve never been called? A liar.

>>529143202
accept it blud. the more you struggle against sumo the more shadowp will push him until you like their shitty OC.

>>529143269
liar

>>529143269
that's a lie however

>>529143317
>>529143323
Fuck

Sumo 2 was great.

...at killing the game

>>529143619
Because Raiden was barely in it

Did Cog&Cla solve Siegfried?

>>529141675
They pussied out. Our shitty writers are just going to drag things as always

well? did you enjoyed grub's summer event?

>>529144313
>Fucked over waifutards
>Couldn't even fully commit into it
Cowards.

>>529141675
Nothing happened. The only interaction they had was Fediel saving him from a ples only to let him get captured again.
She did comment how the ples leader made a mistake trying to take on GranGOD before he went super sayain blue though...

>>529144443
no, steam version might get cancelled judging from the purges

>>529144313
They already ruined Fediel. Why are they so afraid? Even one of their official artists keeps drawing them together.

>>529144636
those expressions are not very EEEEEEE SUGOIII

>>529144443
No it had the longest forced battle of all time

>>529144763
canon

I am sorry to hear that you don't like grub's most recent summer event.

maybe the next one will be better!

>>529144763
me on the left

>>529144763
vaginas are fucking ugly

>>529144763
>sex with each other but not with (You)

it might be better
it still won't be good or worth reading

My face is tired from all of this.

>>529141675
There was more Fediel/Atum shipping

>>529145191
So it's the authentic grub experience then.

call me paranoid but I think Nexon has been paying Pixiv to purge grub fanart
no way there's so little fanart of Sandalphon - our most popular character and there's absolutely no way that he can lose to some waifuflop from BA that was only released for like a year at most.
they have to be paid, either it's Pixiv or the artists I dunno.

>>529144763
thats my unshavenchang right there

https://x.com/_toma50/status/1938955266902601773

Neechang got captured

>>529145742
Most subtle cygames marketer

>>529145247
explore twice

>couldn't even preview any new unit in the final story fight
This game is fucking dead

>>529145771
>scroll down
>ruby is coming to mcdonalds

>>529145191
read the text retard

>>529146074
The text doesn’t invalidate them scissoring each other while (You) are nowhere to be found.

You know what's the thing I like most about grub?
the fact that there's so many ways that I can boost my game up simply by paying my way through the game.
it's really like I am in one of those isekai animes that I love so much, if I want a power up the game just gives me the power up out of nowhere, really really makes me feel like teh MC of my own isekai story ya know?

I really liked the event, thought it was fun.

>join a full health 1/30 PBHL host
>call the sun
>refresh
>stuck in phase transition animation
>refresh
>stuck in phase transition animation
>refresh
>dead
I-it's not fair!

>>529146598
yes it does, (you) are the entire point behind the pussy battle

when's grub's summer stream?
I am not saying that the game is dead or anything but it would be helpful if we can get a roadmap of what's going to happen next!

>>529147040
august. enjoy your july!

>>529147441
WHOOP WHOOP I am so excited!

>>529146987
If your wife fucks another man “for your sake”, it doesn’t change that she’s still fucking another man.

I'll bake the actual squatting pose

>>529147832
weird comparison to make, the author makes the competition pretty clear so i don't see why you'd try to turn it into something it isn't

>Martin walks in to the bedroom
>Ellen is NTR'ing him with a Sharkman

>>529148368
I’m not turning it into anything. You can say it’s for anything but it doesn’t change what it is. It’s them having sec with each other and not (You). If they wanted to see who could satisfy (You) better, they could just as easily have taken turns having sex with (You). Instead they chose to scissor each other.

>>529145742
Has he never played a fighting game before?

>>529149341
competing over (you) is supposed to be the point of a pussy battle and the way they reason around it is fine, they maintain that reasoning and goal throughout. it's an actual genre of smut, a weird one, but it exists nontheless

>>529149887
>second reply in the thread is made 21 minutes after the thread was made
lol

>>529145742
LMAO all that controlled shilling in that thread
>I think it's cool...
>...they are all perfectly usable.
>...I just like it!
>...it's just fun!

You know this general is dead when porn post is up for whole hour with 5 replies.
And you know that grub is dead when the last draph banner was was almost a year ago (Summer Hallessena) and it was Payila before that which is not even a true draph with her height. So the last true female draph banner was Utsusemi that was released in late 2023 or Chichiri if you want to count non banner unit.
You know Shadowverse is dead because all my opponents are Portal and Dragoncraft.
You know Uma is dead because somehow it has less content than grub despite being released few days ago.

Thank you for reading my post, I love Sarasa.

>the new summer event got about a 100 posts worth of discussion before sinking back to the usual shitposting

nwyell................

So when are we running hexas and faa0s, /gbfg/?

>>529150515
Maa

>>529150617
unlucky zombi

no grand for dark

why is the next gw so fucking long

G. Tyra (Forma de Verdadera Six Killa)

>>529150515
>porn post is up for whole hour with 5 replies
they're busy patrolling threads for complaints about bbc and trans folk

>>529144763
yuri won

>>529150608
Nothing happened and it didn't tease what could be in the upcoming banners outside of Atum who no one cares about.

I take back what I said about this event being trash, it's high kino

Is halloween meaty a must have for dark gw???

>>529152042
no.

>>529152042
nothing is a must have for any gw with the game doing these kinds of numbers

>>529152042
A must have for dark gw is a different game to play.

So, when's the new Cantate coming?

>>529152660
FUNNYROO

>>529152897
WAY too galge for this little homoflopge

Finally... Grand Bea...

>>529153263
LOL

>>529153263
Is it coming this legfes or next month?

>>529152660
Oh right, that did happen.
Kek.

Who is this sexo erune

Wait a minute, Bahamut is just a dinosaur that evolved to destroy all creation?

>>529153263
Grand Sariel soon

>>529154271
I am so ready

>>529154606
next summer summon
uncap art at 4* featuring hand marks

>>529153263
Grand Magus holy fuck......

How do doomcucks plan to cope when participation rises for September GW?

surely grub's sexo summer stream will give enough reasons for all the 204k players to come back

>>529144646
Who?

>>529145247
11/30 artifacts

>>529155248
I'm gonna remind you of your Grand anni Zodiac.

>>529155248
What I'm really looking forward to is finding out how exactly are they going to fuck up so hard this summer to make participation even lower. We're off to a good start already with a bad event that noone cared about, but that's not enough, I want to see what atrocious units choices and fate episodes they have in store in order to truly make even more people quit, it's going to be a sight

>>529144915
Implying the game will still be up by next summer

>>529156427
At this point an eos announcement would be preferred

>>529156805
Flop and Flop

>>529155248
You’ll have to explain why it would rise, first.

>>529157054
because we are getting our sexo summer releases raiden and mugen!

Wait a second, did this event have some damage control for fucking Fediel? Almost two full years after her popularity was basically nuked from orbit? Are they completely retarded?

>>529157131
Some would say better late than never, but yeah, it's simply too late, Fedielfags are all gone and she basically is only used as threesome fodder for Galleon which Naru does better anyway, so...

>>529157131
>damage control for fucking Fediel
they buried her in more trash with NTR bride

TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA TYRA

>>529157905
FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP

>>529157898
Too little too late

>>529157904
Don't skip anon

Six should kill all of Tyraflop's dinosaurs

>tyra didn't get ruined
well, well, well, tyra believers win once again it seems... it's just that easy...

ummm what's that thing in the bottom right corner?

>>529158858
A pectoral fin.

>>529158959
do you have one too?

>>529159121
No I am not a fish

>>529159162
sad...

>>529157905
>>529158628
>>529108314
>>529122075
>>529128446
>>529132851
MASSIVE TYRATYRATYRA W

...on opposite day

>Dark GW
now it will be a surprise when Grand Vikala drops after they release 0 summer zodiacs because xe already got both versions

sixsisters in shambles

>>529159613
>>529159680
...and every other day

Yep yep another Tyra W and mr pixfloppa L

>>529160184
Everyone in the multiverse says this

>>529118428
What leaks?

>>529153263
Oh great, more 9.5 dark seasonal units for the entire summer. Starting in a few days with s.Ewiyar probably.

>ratraging out of nowhere
Brownfloppyroons will never forgive her...

KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>529160797
gbfpags...

https://x.com/_gyocar/status/1938987110536777729
TYRATYRATYRA

I can't believe they did that to poor fediel...

I want to see that FIVE MINUTES daily attendance.

>>529160992
Get Sariel away from that flop

>>529160992
Get that HIV creature away from TYRATYRATYRA

GRAND