Thread 529138920

I love Lissandra! edition!!!
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reminder that Nami is warm

Stay positive /lolg/!

>>529139124
lol

>>529139128
I am positively suicidal

>Wake up
>Volibear is still reworked

Who wins

>>529139124
isn't Poby one of the worst mid laners in LCK challenger?

>>529139128
I will be the constant.
I will make things happen.
I will be the deciding factor.
I will learn and improve at the game.
>>529139302
Maybe same.

What could Rito do that would buckbreak shippers the hardest?

>>529139757
make ez lux canon

>>529139821
But those 2 are also abig target for shippers

>>529139935
exactly why them having a canon romance with each other would cancel out every other ship fanfic

>>529139757
Old reliable NTR

>>529139935
Its much less common with "shippers". It would cause mass twitterfag suicide.

>>529139697
i forget to close my games and just tab out and start another game and i have 10 diffrent games running at the same time

>>529140259
why do you have morrowind poe sims league genshin and whatever else open concurrently
why

>>529139821
>>529139757
Nah they should pair Ez and Lex respectively with somw random champions no one ever shipped them with. Idk lorefags what is the least expected thing that COULD work

>>529139757
Ezreal x Lux

Alternatively, Pantheon x Leona.

>>529140307
i tab out of a game to start another game and then i forget to close the other game most of the time so i end up running like 10 diffrent games at the same time
a good thing about this though is that while i do get lower fps i dont have to go through login screens i just tab back in to the other game and im right back in when i want to switch back kind of convinient

>>529140307
must be a soup player

This thread needs more of Vex's FAT YORDLE ASS

>>529139654
nobody watches the minor leagues when LR isn't playing so it's impossible to tell

>>529139757
Caitlyn getting a boyfriend.

oh yeah i forgot to mention i did win
hwei wonned or something

>>529139757
Canonize the following:
Lux x Talon
Ezreal x Cassiopeia
Kai'sa x Malzahar
Leona x Pantheon
Diana x Hwei
Vi x Jayce
Caitlyn x Talon (Lux NTR)
Jinx x a mental institution
Twisted Fate x Nami
Graves x tavern wench with fat tits
Miss Fortune x Ekko

>>529140936
MOAR, MOAR MOOAAAAR. I NEED IT, I NEED IT

>>529141114
>Ezreal x Cassiopeia
I've read a smutfic about this where Cassiopeia NTRs Lux by raping Ezreal and Lux masturbates to it, enjoying it

>>529139821
lesbians on suicide watch

>>529141386
link?

>>529141403
ez is trans

nice on topic post but we can make it better! i have seen some players run bruisers midlane how do you even play that against mages?

Briar won

>>529141439
https://archive.transformativeworks.org/works/13806279?view_adult=true

>>529141602
same way you play against assassins

>>529141868
doran shield and hope to get the wave under tower until you have damage?

>>529141169
one more as a treat

>try to play navgs from eu
>can't entire work week since they start too late
>finally friday/weekend, stay up late
>3h later go to bed
>first vgs at 6:00 am europe time as I check later
it wasn't meant to be

>>529141571
transbians ezlux to represent their playerbase, everyone wins

>>529142027
do you have any sloppa of sexy brown girls like Samira, Karma or Rell?

>>529142295
I have some karma, but catbox isn't working

nobody told me malzahar was this fun to play wtf

Which female champion has the most porn and which male champion has the most porn?

>>529142679
ezreal
ezreal

Don't call yourself straight if you wouldn't a Lillia.

>>529142637
fun is subjective

>agurin video
>look inside
>it's gourdon

>>529142941
Never realized how narrow was midlane the past seasons.

>>529142025
>doran shield
>as a mage
>vs assassin
please never do this

>>529143213
>>as a mage
no not as a mage i mean people playing Sion, Sett and similar in midlane

>get both crabs
>and first blood and one other car
>first dragon and grubs
>lose because my team feeds the retarded enemy Viego

>>529142679
Warwick and Ezreal for males, if you don't count furries then ignore the former. Kayn and Nasus are the closest, but there is a gap.
For females it's Ahri undisputed. Followed by the other KDA girls.

This was me looking up names on r34 where most of the porn os uploaded

>aphelios turret targets me with one auto before I back away
>he presses Q and something else vaporizes me
i heart counterplay

arena or double up anybody (na/euw)?
or anything else really i'm bored!

>>529144348
how can you be bored when baus is live?

>>529144653
i don't know what that even means...

>>529144760
https://www.twitch.tv/thebausffs

i did yuge play finally

>>529144348
mamami zuma?

>>529144802
Surely you mean spearshot (griefing on jg)

>>529145339
yes that's me

>>529145487
whats your name on NA? les go

>>529145307
Nice one!

>>529139124
>a verbal agreement

Anyone wanna ranked duo on euw iron?
Preferably smurfs if possible

>>529145554
Yuki Minami#cute

>>529142739
the things id do to that butt............................

Can a smurf duo with me in iron euw so i can get out of iron.
Not boosting btw just duoing as friends but you have to be good at the game so you help me climb out.

>>529146197
I mean, I'm Gold 2 on NA. If you have a spare EUW account, I'll happily help you climb out. If I had an EUW account I'd happily do it.

Hello...?
Is someone going to help me climb out or will you just throw me aside and abandon me like everyone else.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GOING TO KILL YOU I WISH I WAS A MOD SO I COULD SEE UR IP ADRESS SO I CAN SEND A PIPE BOMB TO YOUR HOUSE FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT FOR IGNORING ME I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN SO THEN I WAS TRULY ALONE NOT JUST IGNORED BY EVERYONE ELSE.

>>529146197
i would help u but rn im saving penguins in Antarctica

oh nvm ignore my last message
>>529146436
yeah add me at TheForsakenOne
#Hatrd and well see if we can work something out

>>529146460
Help you climb out of what? What server and what elo?

being lower elo than my kindred adc slut butt must sting..

>>529146594
I don't have a EUW account though... So, how would I add you?

>>529146697
i'm double your peak lil pup

>>529146764
okay but then i wasnt talking to you though

>>529146748
you can add ppl from other servers now you just cane queue with them but you can still dm with them

>>529146873
Okay, but I don't wanna be saying shady "boosting" like stuff over messages and get one of my accounts banned...

>>529147083
>>529145589
>>529145307
Aurora SEX

How it feels playing malzahar

>8csm if you have a functioning brain
>can perma shove lane and gank top or bot
>even against your hardest counters you will have near perfect CS in all divisions
>force the enemy to spend 1300G on an item to counter your ult when you can just target another enemy instead
>hes from space

name a better mid laner

>>529146503
help yourself along with them

>>529147140
Hitlerath

>>529141114
>caitlyn talon
I read a fic of this

>>529147140
qiyana shes's cute

>>529147248
hes pretty good too but nothing can beat a free lane shove bot

>>529147417
honks ur tiddy

>>529147140
honestly wish there were more autopilot cs dudes like him. I used to laugh hard at people playing him, until I stopped to think about how heckin valid he is - and remains so probably across all the elos

I wish I was Lulu's human dildo pet.

>>529143191
you just know he got gaped

think i lost like 6 games in a row but i dont want to stop because the players are kinda wilding out

>>529147613
im in silver so my opinion is probably shit but its nice being able to perfect cs shove a wave in with two of my own then roam and ult gank to get other lanes ahead, I can do so much more with macro since all I gotta do is come back to lane and insta shove again then leave.

it also made me realize just how bad I am at csing on other champs

>>529147613
>>529147140
Malzahar is boring, but he has to exist to keep retards like Qiyana and Zed in check. If they ever become too good, you can just pick Malzahar and prevent them from taking the game over.

>>529147140
>play malz
>lose every single fight in the jungle pre 6 uncontested
>lose the game
mid is for gankers you fag

>>529147926
>Malzahar isn't a ganker
RETARD ALERT, RETARD ALERT!

>>529147140
only problem with malzir is that i don't like playing against it.

>>529147893
>>529148005
Malz only beats people who dont know how to roam pre 6
If you just walk into the river at any time before then the game is won

>>529148010
same, I main velkoz and annie but need a champ that can destroy him in laning phase

im not wasting a ban on malz when mel exists

malz is one of those champs that no one wants in either team

>>529148010
>>529148104
Just click his voidlings and his ability to push collapses. They're the opposite of Yorick ghouls and die instantly to everything. At that point he's relegated to autoattacks to make his E spread, and his mana costs anally rape him if he can't kill the entire wave with E on it.

>>529148168
>Lock in malz
>someone instantly dodges

LMAO

Rate the webm

>>529145307
Is that why they call him KING?

Everytime ive played enchanter ive gotten an adc who is 30-40% winrate and managed to not even break 10k damage by minute 30. How are adc players so fucking bad at the game.

>>529148395
>10k damage by minute 30.
this is a symptom of having a dogshit support (team)

>>529148476
Nah its not bothering to right click at all, I did more damage than they did as millio

>>529148552
busy rightclicking minions instead so they can guarantee late instead of braindead coinflips with supports who dont know shit about the role they duo with

>>529148168
Why would you not want a 2.5s suppression point and click?

>>529147140
I love malz, you forgot to add he also destroys turrets with his voidlings.
But his counters are annoying, smolder when he was strong could get 3 extra stacks for free out of your W, some champs like Irelia can get free Q stacks off of them.
His burst is also somewhat lackluster, but for the amount of utility he offers I'd say it's fine.

>>529146967
you wont be using one of your accounts though
thats what figuring something out means

>>529148701
The game previously I went 17/1 as ADC so IDK about that.. The guy literally did not click heroes.

>>529148991
you should keep playing adc then :)

>>529148967
>you wont be using one of your accounts though
Yeah I know. I just want to be extra safe about it. Any other contact method we could do?

>>529149151
ADC is the role for the mentally ill.

>>529149239
then dont be mad

dog: me
girl: my supp

>>529148314
Oh watching this back I could've just flashed forwards into my team instead of going for the meme blast cone play
It's a lot sicker though at least

>Enemy jungle perma sitting mid 10 ganks at 10 minutes AND has all the jungle objectives
>My jungler is doing... not sure what. he ended game with 7k gold and 2 kills 0 objectives
amazing
thank u riot for this fun balanced match
defnitely not rigged nope

I haven't played LoL in years, wondering how are my fav champs I played the most now in their roles:
Top: Nasus/Darius/Garen
Adc:Jhin/Ezreal/Kai'Sa
Mid:Veigar/Syndra
Jungle:Karthus/Warwick/Sejuani
Support:Leona

>>529149609
they're all decent enough
warwick is a better toplaner than jungler but that's it

what did he mean by this

Sona = Breast wife.

>>529149779
Nunu is so lucky...

>>529149779
also honks ur tiddy, twice

Good morning lolg

It's 32C in here I'm freaking dead

>>529149854
Good morning!!

>>529148967
>>529149229
Soo, is there another contact method we could do?

>>529148716
I made the malz post after my second game, I know literally nothing about him other than hes fucking good, thanks for the info on the voidlings


I should stream silver malz games later

>>529149950
Hey!

>>529148314
Very nice, I love doing E over walls Q off of an aggressor, it's one of the funniest Qiqi moves to me.

Where the F L * P is my Milios emote RIOT

How do i do this Yone combo bros?

>>529149609
>Nasus
Decent spot. Genuinely playable now.
>Darius
Same as it ever was.
>Garen
Genuinely the best state he's ever been in.
>Jhin
Same as it ever was.
>Ezreal
Requires more hands than ever but still good.
>Kai'sa
Still overpowered, though AP Kai'sa has crept back into the spotlight.
>Veigar
Genuinely extremely good.
>Syndra
No longer the best blindpick in the game but decent.
>Karthus
Much worse than he used to be, but playable.
>Warwick
Better top than jungle, but decent.
>Sejuani
Tank junglers are basically dead, but she's one of the better ones.
>Leona
Still good but outclassed by Rell in most games.

>>529146594
>>529146873
>>529148967
Not sure why you aren't responding but I added you on my main. Account name starte with an R and tag is #GGWP

>>529150953
I got two drops yesterday... Two shitty icons. It's over...

>>529149706
>>529151196
Thanks, also at the moment what are good supps for Jhin and Ezreal, might play duos with a fren that was also on LoL hiatus for years but played a lot of supp

new stream stuff and emotes https://twitch.tv/miximumdennis

>>529149275
>dont be mad my they put a gold 4 negative winrate adc in my game when im plat 1 positive winrate

>>529148967
Bro, don't send shit like that in my dm's lmaooo. Anyways, I'll see ya soon on the Rift.

>>529151368
I got these two dumb emotes, apparently it was only given for watching the first game, and automatically added to your emotes.
This better not be true or else

>>529150729
Always having good E's is the mark of a good Qiyana yeah
But pressing it for no reason is still something I do a lot out of habit

>>529151832
i got it on the first game i didnt watch the second

>>529146594
Hold on, had to restart PC because Riot Client is shit. See ya soon

>>529152051
Yer done for m8

CHAT I NEED 1445RP GIFTED
ANY GIFTERS???

SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN

>>529152247
tag?

I wish I had a Lulu onahole

>>529149449
Your shaco prob did "shaco things" which means he tried to flip the game at lvl 2 and failed to make a meaningful impact on the game. Im guesssing this is below diamond, and alot of junglers dont understand how good full clearing is.

>>529152329
Rabbit King#EUW
I want to buy the chroma pack!

>>529152528
sry buying 1445 rp is just really bad because 1380 RP is €10.99 and the next option is 2,800 RP at €21.99, sorry

>>529149609
Darius is unironically the king of top lane. His lvl 1-3 are really strong and he scales well enough into lategame and is blind pickable (his counters aren't THAT bad), literal hitler champion

ambessa is an abomination of a champ outside of her already being a black monkey

>>529152346
dont we all

if i streamed shitter silver malzahar gameplay who would watch one of gods most despicable clowns mid lane?

>>529152346
Many such cases.

blue team won this

>>529147140
>takes 2 IQ to play malz
>takes 1 IQ to play against malz
>still win, IQ diff

>>529152774
Didn't dantes quit league at one point when he realized he couldn't ever be better than TARZANED. Surely dantes builds absolute garbage and ragesplits sidelanes constantly as an EMERALD adc player.

>>529148168
malz shouldn't exist. grandfathered champ design.

>>529152953
convince me to spend 140ME on hextech malzahar

>Greetings, Jarro Lightfeather. We cordially invite you to the Silken Danse. Word of your heroism has reached the halls of Noxian nobility, and we are keen to meet you. We operate in the same manner, working beyond regional lines. You've much to learn about us, and we've much to learn about you, Lightfeather… Or, shall we be forthright, Ezreal? –Lady Elise
But why is Ez showing up, doesn't he yap about how he dislikes Noxians?

>>529153006
dont, bee's are better

>>529151551
Just pick the good supports. Roaming and tank supports (because tanks suck in every other role except the rare mid or top pick) are the big thing right now.

>>529153006
NTA, but unironically don't. Just get the Honor malz skin, it's better.

>>529153117
just bee yourself

>>529139331
Oh noes this 40 year old faggot can't play old volibear
Now watch him cry about it for 6 years straight every single day
Glad your downie ass is not having kids faggot

>>529153026
he went there behind a mask to steal or explore things at the ball
his splash art shows him, like, not caring about the events formalities or it's meaning really showing he doesn't really care about the whole noxian cult thing

>>529153026
Well, him and Vlad are the only 2 guys among 4 sexy women and Vlad is gay.

>>529153158
how can I grind honor 5 ive been stuck on 4 for weeks

elo heaven is real..
keep playing bros eventually it will rapture you as well

>>529153026
Ezreal is constantly infiltrating bad guy areas to steal shit. He's either there because LeBlanc wants him to be, or because she doesn't care about him and someone beneath her actually got rused by his fake identity.

>>529153431
leblanc should make ezreal her boytoy

>>529153230
I guess makes sense, but considering Elise announced that she knows who he actually is would be a warning sing and Ez comments in game that he doesn't want to mess with the Black Rose when seeing LeBlanc.

>Build chain vest after Lost Chapter
>3 million mastery point Zedfaggot can literally never kill me and cries in allchat about it
The fresh smell of assassinbab seethe.

>Spend the entire game playing "hit the barrel" minigame with enemy GP
>He honors me afterwards
Feels good being an AS shard GOD.

i just farm 9 cs a min and autowin some games like this

>>529153579
>build useless item component that builds into nothing for you instead of just 2 cloths

rly like it when they pick lb supp so i can buy null cloak and braindead focus jhin to win for free

>Just found out I've been playing vlad wrong this entire time
>his E you have to hold down to charge its damage
>I have quick cast on everything so I never noticed

Music for this feel?

>>529152670
Yeah that's why it sucks, I think they are looking into this side of the predatory pracitce of online pricing after they finally cleared up the lootbox debacle of 2016 or whenever that was.

>>529153793
Builds into Iceborn which is fine for Viktor when their entire team is AD.

>>529153579
why not sneeder's armguard

>>529154025
Real men build dead mans plate

>t. Velkoz one trick who will always build into dm plate if 3+ AD on enemy team

>>529153524
Stop treating Ezreal like fuckmeat to be passed around between random female champions.
He is a respectable explorer and should be the romantic property of either Lux or Kai'sa.

>>529153901
is there a way to buy them directly as a gift?
i have a spare 725 rp.

>>529154037
Less armor, higher cost, only works once, and their teamcomp would rape me if I ever Zhonya'd in the same zipcode as them.

>GP, Zed, Caitlyn, Pyke, Viego
No fucking way I'm stunning myself near that.

>>529154184
shut up and take the strap, ezreal

>>529154123
I cant with deadmans palte anymore. Ever since they nerfed the MS the item feels pointless to me

>>529154404
wtf when was it nerfed I wasnt paying attention

Can I play this game without CCPGuard installed yet?

>>529154834
no

>>529153227
the riot devs are so catty today.

>>529152528
BOOBAS

hey grinbank, filkenstein y un goi

>>529154253
IDK It's fine anyway!

>>529153227
he plays games naked at like 4 in the morning with his buddies, i think that's a sign of success, you're just jealous you can't have that

>>529154632
Some months ago from 40 ms to 20 ms

anyone here like music from Dire Straits or Aqua?

>>529153579
>you waste 800 gold
> i go kill your jungler and bot lane on cooldown while you can barely push in the wave
> you get spam pinged and ff’d on
For me it’s the fresh smell of magekek impotence

>>529153579
>all the assassinkeks seething over mageCHADS genius

>>529155946
yes i listen to barbie girl on the daily

>>529155946
I like motionless in white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbVXWcB5xAg&list=RDJbVXWcB5xAg&start_radio=1

>>529155469
I feel the same way but about yasuo (my team picks it and loses)

despite my best efforts so far learning midlane / new champ and trying to take it seriously i only have a 40% wr across ranked and normals on this champ so far but i think i am improving!
who /sneaky bunny/ here??

>>529156318
I don't like her gameplay but I'd pay BIG money for her to piss on my face

>>529155553
wow useless, now im forced to build zhonya great

>>529156257
good for you, buddy
>>529156181
do you really or are you messing with me here? serious question.

>>529156318
40% today
55% by next month. I trust.

>>529156535
opinion invalidated

Aurora is so hot but so fucking boring to play
What went wrong?

>>529156996
moar

>>529157439
Sounds like a (You) problem. I'm having a blast with her

>>529157439
Also remember to mute her voice when you play her.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iYr-Kd6a8f8

How do I play annie to maximum efficiency?

>>529157519
What does she even do that makes her a distinct mage? Teach me her ways for I played one game and decided I didn't want to deal with a clunky mix of short range shotgun abilities.
>>529157596
Oh trust me, I am aware.
>>529157631
Without a condom

>>529156318
do you look like aurora

Yone!

>>529157664
You look like this.

Next Essence Emporium when?

>>529149950
*wipes my nuts across your face*
mornin

>>529157662
>What does she even do that makes her a distinct mage?
She isn't a mage, she is an assassin. Your job is hop jump in, kill priority targets and hop out. Play her like you'd play Leblanc. But unlike most assassins Aurora is pretty good in neutral and has big teamfight utility with her ult and resetting hops.

>>529157887
my bunny fursona has this exact makeup job and freckles im going to sue the ai who rendered this

>>529158018
Interesting. I might reconsider playing her for more Aurora Sex

>>529158018
>she assassinates with 4 items 13 kills

Thanks for the insight trannyae.

>>529158119
nah you'll never like her. dont bother. stick with men

cant wait until i unlock that bp janna skin literally only reason to get the pass

Here's your top and jg for tonight.

What champion pisses you off the most?

>>529158297
stfu. it's their fault for not dodging or building mr

grimace shake skibidi rizz and a hawk tuah
champs for ths feel?

>>529158517
yone fr no cap

Having the worst imaginable time in ranked today.

i'm getting a low taper fade
champs for this feel?

>>529158769
Wukong

lowmastas

>>529158942
imagine if majin got a low taper FAAADE

>>529158517
LITERALLY yasuo

>>529159091
ZAMN she got that leblanc fix

>>529159091
mew streaking?

Oh my frick it's the real ganymede

>>529159636
flirt with him! make him feel cute!

>>529159636
Azealia <3

>>529159636
ded region

>>529159751
No erp, no discord, no e-dating, only midlane macrogap hitlerstomping.
Until I'm the best there is

I don't think I'm going to climb...

yorick lower winrate than before phreak put his hands on him but at least DA PROOOOOOOS got to play him, right?

I have 13 friend requests, I do not know a single person of these 13 requests. Do you think they are my loyal fans?

>>529160345
Im ur fan

>>529159091
https://youtu.be/YHaqUmrTE9M

>>529158297
I only play champions I want to have sex with (Lillia, Akali, Zoe, Irelia, Gwen)

>>529156041
>Waste
>Entire team is AD
>I just follow the Zed and fucking kill him because him existing in the same zip code means he takes damage

>>529160345
mine sure are

>>529158383
You played that like garbage and the moment you cast W after ulting was the moment I started rooting against you.

>>529160345
>>529160628
Why no one ever sends me a friend request

...but if I stop playing I'll miss my champs.

>>529160665
What role do you play?

>>529160718
I dont play sr..

OHIO!
champs for this feel?

>>529160956
If you don't play SR how are you meant to get fans? Faker isn't popular because of ARAM

>>529160686
Come play king

if you don't play SR you are not a real player

I'm not real.

>>529161771
Shieeeet i gotta get on dota now

>my malzahar uses ult on poppy support three seconds before katarina who has 44% of the enemy team's damage ults

RIOT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>529161771
what about the taliyah girl or the red fairy with a huge wet asshole or blue ashe or lux with a hood?

>>529162058
>Marci
Marci a SHIT.
>Dark Willow
Hard carried by a single artist obsessed with her.
>Drow Ranger
A shit.
>Crystal Maiden
A shit.

>>529161771
i like the crossover porn of the two cervitaurs

>wake up
>fnatic poby
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

What was the counterplay here?

>>529162660
what mindcontrolled us to press exhaust here

>>529162258
better than a racoon though SURELY

>>529162802
around sylas you can never be too careful

with me your mewin huzz you don't have bag the fries

Enchanter Seraphine op
I baited people into going in on me because im 200 hp just to press W button and become 1000 hp(for a few seconds. but by the time its expired im out/they are dead)

>>529163257
>0/1

why this nigga hiding his name and shit like that
schizophrenic bitches ITT

which champs are diddybluds?

>>529163489
>>529163517
speak white

Finna crash the fuck out on this lil gup ion care no more

Ts pmo
Ts pmo

>>529163489
they hidin cuz u makin them never relax

>>529163709
please elaborate using your vocabulary

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

white people in the summer be like

>>529163709
Kek

>>529139654
He's fucking dogshit lmao

>>529163919
>it's so hot. ugh

>>529163903
literally who

>>529163919
its so funny when they innocently abbreviate white boy summer as wbs

>>529163919
Call me red lobster the way I be cooking in this heat #northamericannative #thisismyhomeland #youwillnotreplaceus

>>529164236
...

>>529164236
explain

>>529164208
Do you remember when Faker got injured 2 years ago and T1 went on like an 8 series losing streak? Like they would lose to literally everyone. That was with Poby in mid. I've seen a bit of him in LCK Challengers too. He's not any better there either. Legit so boosted.

which support should i finish the mastery grind for (in ranked)?
sona, taric, nautilus, zilean, leona, braum, annie, or amumu
these are in order from most to least mastery

>>529164346
wbs is fetish slang
whiteboisex means fapping to interracial
chastity cages, plapping balls with a black dildo, pretty lewd

>>529164407
I don't remember but from my understanding FNC has not been a top 3 contender for a while now, I kinda quit watching when Perkz quit playing

>>529164587
I feel like you have to be pretty far gone terminally online gooner to associate it with this.

>>529164289
steel...

What champs do the femcels(bio, not trannies) of the LoL community coom to the most?

>>529164949
youre not going to like my answer but its rakan to me

>>529164949
All the boyband members

>>529164949
hwei and aphelios

>get trashtalked by a nigger in my team
>play vs him and beat his ass
>he goes silent

>>529164949
>femcels
aphelios, kayn, ezreal gaysex
>regular women
dont masturbate to videogame characters

Manamune Luden's Kaisa is so disgusting, legit makes the game unplayable for a lot of comps

I stroke my tiny cock while playing with lolgs

FNC sissies... They're clowning on us on Twitter again...

>>529164949
for me it's Ezreal

Now that the dust has settled, why did the Volibear rework flop so hard?

>>529165354
That's clearly blusky

gonna play like two games maybe
ttv caatrameowmeow

>>529164949
Viego, Sett, Darius, in that order.

is caatra spin or are they different people

>See Mundo on enemy team
>Pick Brand
>Gape his asshole

Now that the dust has settled, why did the Urgot rework flop so hard?

>>529165469
This nigga sounds cute icl

>>529164430
answer me

>>529165616

depends who you ask

Now that the dust has settled, why did the rune rework flop so hard?

>>529164949
depends, a lot of em like pretty boys ezreal, kayn, aphelios, viego
for the ones that like more masculine darius, garren, sett, sylas

>4 losses
>4 wins
Sigh... I think I'm mentally exhausted now.
>>529161235
I'm still here only for my champs.

Is poppy unironically the most broken support?
I played against this piece of shit probably for the first time ever because no one picks her in low elo and I got 3.74 second CCed at level 3 because apparently she has vayne E, my teammates got yeeted from objectives multiple times. this motherfucker tried to solo dive me from 600hp and i survived with 50hp only thanks to having flash + my own vayne E but it's absolutely illegal that a support that doesn't have damage items even thinks about solo diving. her movement speed seems to be broken too.

>>529165192
I know where you cropped this from

>>529166592
Not even remotely. You're just not used to support players actually being able to kill you.

>>529165354
if LS says it's a duck it's probably a cat
this guy is never right on anything ever

>>529149282
adorable

b-but I thought Dardo was the problem

>>529166709
I'm used to leona and thresh wining 1v1s but they can't SOLO DIVE DURING LANE PHASE

>>529152845
sure

I JUST WANT TEAMS THAT HELP ME AT LEAST SOMETIMES, THE ONE THAT QUEUES BY HIMSELF, INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY GRAVITATING TOWARD THEIR FUCKING PARTY MEMBERS NO MATTER HOW GOOD OR BAD IT WORKS OUT.

>>529149282
Protect annie

>Luka retired
>Had a child with his childhood sweetheart
one last time for you Luka, I will miss you

>>529164949
never gooned over any particular fictional male character or a guy irl

>>529164949
Smolder

>>529149282
yay little tibbers

>>529165950
these were so dogshit and p2w holy fuck ain't no way you miss these

>>529167542
i've yearned for a fictional character, maybe daydreamed here and there, but never gooned

>>529165950
god I miss these and the old masteries
its so shit how held back champions are if their kit isnt able to abuse keystones

>>529165950
The rune rework was good.
In truth the current rune system is literally just the old mastery system and runes were entirely destroyed.

>>529167610
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Will our guy get a win today

>bio women in my league general
i'm scared someone hold my hand

>>529168342
here, hold my tranny hand

>>529168448
Hi

>>529168448
dilate

>>529168448
thanks babe, much better

>>529168448
You're cute and valid

>>529168342
just make a peace offering

>>529168868
i wish lolg said this in replies to my post-match screenshot posts instead!

>>529168317
tf is that yee yee ass haircut

When is riot going to give tahm wave clear so he can actually be a real top laner.

>nigspeak

Can we not?

What champ can I play to lose a ton of games and not look like im purposely inting? I want to climb out of Iron IV playing nothing but hitlertrox however I am Silver 1 atm

>>529169491
Aphelios

>>529169490
I really need to piss

>>529169656
no no not this shit again

>>529165426
The guy designing the rework wanted to make voli an AP fighter character while the community didnt want that (ad and HP scaling only). His ult has a massive high elo/pro play skew which doesn't help.

>thresh otp in my game
>misses his e in 4 back to back fights in melee vs nilah
>misses every hook except for a singular one under enemy turret that we can't follow up on
>my jungler blames me for losing lane instead

>>529169456
Shut yo corny ahh up and go back to the country club you spawned in lil bro

>yeah you built 400 AD as a pet champion but why would you expect your pets to do damage?
what is their problem?

>>529169970
This brat needs correction....

stream was more short than i thought it would be mb
cheers to the nice ppl who tuned in though

>>529169456
>t. yee yee looking ahh mf

day 1 of nofap after a decade of gooning to league girls

also everyone watch this it's very important
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTCffMT7EQ4

>>529170168
yeah i just go to tune in and notice it was gone. commercial break stream, then

>>529169592
Perhaps.... someone a bit easier where I can turn off my brain and watch breaking bad?

I just got killed botlane in a 1vv5, my support was roaming.
Now can anybody tell me what my supp is roaming when all 5 enemies are on me?

>>529170460
yeah i realised i was going out sooner than anticipated (or more realistically it was later than i thought it was). whoopsies.
i'll try to get a stream in sometime over the next week to make up for it though. maybe i could do regular saturday streams (no promises!)

>>529170481
heisendonger

>>529170447
silly thing, he should just lay down

>>529170861
ty

>>529170828
did you finally find a boyfriend?

laaaaaaaaads this is kinda pog

>>529171243
the cowboy hat stacking aside playing mr malph on a full ap team clapped asscheecks bigly

>>529171243
rock solid

>>529171147
nah, going out drinking with a group of friends

got a cute bee icon too fuck yea pull up that spirit blossom aram bridge again

post your most recently gotten skins pls im curious

>>529171772
you sure do drink alot

Wish i had friends

I hate how easily I tilt from anxiety when my ADC trashes on me even if I full mute them.

>>529172067
not THAT much...
>>529171813
i been bankrupting riot games by getting free shit

Is there sloppa of Hwei taking a massive futacock?

>>529172134
add some from here

How would you describe, if Ezreal in a relationship with any female champion league you can think of other than Lux?

>>529172645
Samira the adventurous dommy mommy

>>529172524
I do have some added and they are all nice

who else rooting for FUR to make G2 look better

>>529173787
cute lux

I'm never playing An Exalted Adventure again...

Why do they torture Emily by putting her next to an actual human looking person?

>>529174081
Hello windup merchant

why honor the rat

>>529172645
>describe
Well I'd be laughing at the shipfag tears

>>529174253
Hej

>>529174220
Why does she dress so ugly?

>>529174369
woah you're back

>>529174369
why would I ever honor my support unless he picks Nautilus Rell Alistar or Leona

>>529173787
>reroll spam.jpg
>not a single absolutely dogshit skin on the image

can't take screens since i am banned but my last 11 rerolls are literally rumble in the jungle & his friends
only one 750rp and the rest are 520

>>529173354
then why wont they play with you?

>>529172645
Ones that make sense would be Kai'sa due to confirmed fighting together, others would be Sivir, Samira (adventurous mercs) and maybe Sona or Quinn as Jarro Lightfeather

rip zedbros

>>529174857
truke

xayah rakan versus smolder rell
that's an easy lane for gam

GAM better 3-0 this favela dwellers I want to see Bilibili skullfuck G2

were there drops so far?

>drops drops drops
why are you guys so materialistic

>>529174857
>>529175026
its an aram guys
>>529175164
i have one

>160p
>tab muted
yep, it's esports time

You're cheering for Brazil right, anon?

ambessa is... kind of fun

poopoo von shittenstain is le fun?

What would be the best 6 on 1 gangbang/reverse gangbang in Runeterra?

>>529174913
Guess im not fun to play with

>>529175571
Looks like season 1

>>529174220
God she is so fucking hot

>>529176198
Vex x Renekton, Nasus, Warwick, Volibear, Skarner, Gnar

>>529174924
>They fought together once so clearly they have romantic interest in eachother
Kai'sa has more chemistry than fucking Taliyah at this point.

>>529176765
>fucking Taliyah
mmmmhhhh.........

>>529176198
you + your gf + your brother + your mom + your dad + your dog vs ksante

>>529176765
Nah, just saying who he met and might have a dynamic with, since Kai'sa also kinda wanders fighting void stuff

>>529176198
Lilia + Zoe + Gwen + Irelia + Senna + Jinx on Me

lamb could take 6 anons at once

did i miss any DROPS yet

>>529177282
you mean soraka plowing lamb, gwen, lillia, diana, briar and sona

>>529177385
desire is the root of all suffering, anon

>>529171813
Riot games filling my inventory with sivir skins for some reason

>>529176198
Sona + Miss Fortune + Katarina + Ahri + Nidalee + Syndra vs Milio

Will Sejuani ever get a good skin?

>>529177754
the christmas poro one, the elf one is nice too, bear one is good if you're one of those guys who like nf swain or arctic cait

Anyone else often think about all of the anons we have lost over the years?

>>529170168
Btw spin the volume was pretty low, both of your voice, music and ingame volume, just so you know for your future streams.

>>529177754
I like Solar Eclipse

>>529177754
bad skins for a bad rework seems fair

>>529177674
3 on right he can take
pretty sure he ain't surviving sex with the 3 on the left

>>529177930
I miss VBL everyday

>>529177930
non of them really, they all eventually come back, however, names aside there was one time i posted this pic and a random guy on lolg said he had a pen holder or something that had this sushi cat that i do think about sometimes, it was like fate and destiny

>>529177930
Most of them were mindbroken coomers and schizos tho

>>529177930
nothing of value was lost anyway

>>529177754
Her best skin by far is Victorious

>>529178858
ashe and sej got a victorious skin, i expect lissandra will be coming soon to complete the set

>>529177463
shut up budda

i should be allowed to pick the victorious skin i want

WHAT A STEAL

>>529178858
I am sad I didn't get this one

when do the non shitters play

>>529179370
in about three hours

>>529177930
no its time you also moved on. there's more to life than sitting in your room om the pc for a decade

>>529179370
It's the weekend

na/euw double up or arena if anybody wants to play

>>529179370
there's only one good team in play-ins

>>529172645
These two are great together both in game and beyond I think :)

holy shit that was such a good fight

Bros... GAM might actually beat G2...

>pantheon ult into five people
>oneshot the adc in cc
>don't die
riot special

ayu is dog

>>529179370
We get to watch BLG atropolate G2 after this series

>>529179437
>no its time you also moved on. there's more to life than sitting in your room om the pc for a decade

False.

>>529179923
Rell did literally nothing to protect her ADC lmao

>>529180252
literally exactly like in my soloqueue games

Sick of watching Brazil get fucked? Watch a Guyanese king get fucked instead.
www.twitch.tv/bloomsbury

>>529177282
not true but id still try

>>529179437
Like what?

Ruined everything again................................

>>529180741
>t.

>win one game after a 5 loss streak
>next one is this

it's 9pm and these faggots decided to start with bronzil and vitcong game instead of shitters2 game

evens mid through silver
odds jungle through silver

esports cucks GET OUT OF MY BOARD

Call me Zed the way I fail my teachers
Call me Jinx the way I uhhhhhhhhhhhhh jinx everything

old jax was better

>>529180659
starting a family, traveling, new skills or hobbies, advancing in your career, upgrading your house, increasing your physical fitness, etc

>>529180741
retire from the internet already

>>529180986
hm those things do sound kinda tempting...

>>529179437
nothing brings me joy out there
to be fair not even sitting on the pc brings me joy
i'm probablty 6 feet under within 5 years

>>529176198
Vel'koz vs every female ADC

>>529180961
This entire board was created literally to discuss esports newshit zoom zoom

we need more feminine characters, no more dei hires

>>529174220
oh my fucking god im in love with her

Fuck it ttv dumbtwitchdigger.

>>529181243
there's literally hundreds of activities to do besides the pc. stagnation and sitting in a weed den makes you feel worse which just makes the cycle never ending.

>>529181470
is your voice on and can you increase it's volume i don't want to 100% my volume and then kill my ears accidentally when i move on

>>529180986
nice boomer tier advice, going to tell him to pull up by his bootstraps next? Or how about it was "so much harder' back in your day?
IDK what nation your in but I live in the Jewnited states

>>529181160
Why should I?

anyone else notice how riot didnt put pride stuff on every esport broadcast this year?

>>529181470
i guess your volume is maxxed out in obs can u play with big L one day?

>>529158383
why did you betray towelcat?

>>529181787
improving yourself and your life applies to any generation or region. but you can continue to be mock offended and edgy for fake internet clout if you want

>>529182332
he needs to adopt dumbdigger and teach him the le rework is bad ways of goomba stomping

>>529180795
i just can't every single game today 35-45 draft odds, my team is full of 0 cc 0 frontline shitpicks and the enemy team has hitlerpicks like nilah this matchmaking is so rigged, even when we had an ok draft the jungler goes 3/12 and toplaner loses inner by 14 minutes it's so rigged
>lol kaisa is shit in this draft
i know i decided to dodge at 1 second when i saw the first 6 picks

>>529182208
Riot has always been a MAGA company

>>529182604
don't use those sites like profoessor or things to look up you or your teammates. you're only going to tilt yourself before the game even starts

>>529182812
Riot is chinese

remember to remake your lobby so autofill protection and high prio positions gets updated

No more vbl streams, life not worth living

>>529183004
i get the sentiment but i don't need to use the site to know i'm dodging when i see nilah

>>529183017
who told you this

>>529182384
he doesn't want to improve his life because he doesn't see the point in it because they think there's some abstract "force" that'll stop him from getting a better life so he'd rather just give up and play this game because it's the easier path, you're correct in your advice but will typically be responded with hostility, it shouldn't matter though, losers must exist for winners to thrive

>>529183147
nilah isn't a bad champion though ?

>>529183180
i learned it from this guy

https://www.youtube.com/@bentbeyondrepair

>>529181534
like i haven't tried
i'm just waiting for my psych appointment
if things don't work out i'm ending it lol
though i doubt you can be a normal human being if you spend your time here

>>529183229
yes that's the problem it's the opposing adc and i'm not allowed to play >>529182604

>>529183028
just add his ign and duo with vc

Finally, a game where the jungle diff doesn't backfire me from inting lanes.

>watch one game of high level play
I will never be high elo.

>>529183353
i have him added but i cant play with him anymore

>>529183328
yeah but its silver you definitely are allowed to play either way in that rank lol

>>529182812
there's a few regulars here who are MAGA too

>>529183504
just watch a si17 game, retard only does 3 things every single time the same way, 4 if you count muting people

>>529183595
every time i've played against nilah she runs in 1v4 and quadras like jax+yasuo+samira+katarina combined while being unhittable i'm just not playing against that champ even though kogmaw is my best champ and lolalytics says he's the only favorable botlane pick vs nilah

>>529183584
ask jelly for his discord or to get on league they've probably exchanged but dont be weird ik vbl kinda likes viewers who remembers him so he might be open for it

>>529183183
that's true. as long as they remember they're the one in charge of their life, no one else is going to fix it for them. if they want to sink, they can. but no point in being bitter to those who are taking initiative

>>529183975
Oh i already do have his discord, havent talked to him in a while

FUR unraping themselves

>>529183295
i'm not perfect either. i've started therapy, new job and started college. i wasn't happy with just sitting at home playing vidya all day so i decided to do something about it

>>529178172
im your friend too ya know

actually unlucky furrya wont make it out to play vs good teams

>>529184193
yeah i think if you'd given him some attention he would've still streamed/came online that guy kinda seemed lonely despite playing with lolgs though he does go offline time to time to do irl stuff like work so something may have come up, he will be back as he did before

>>529183975
she told me she didn't have discord :(

>>529181160
?>>529181973

>>529184446
ok vbl stop samefagging no one cares

>>529183028
what the fuck man

>>529184642
not him

>>529182562
i think dd x big l duoqueue would be funny as fuck dumb digger needs to get on that shit asap

Lovely.

>>529184941
before mapache ran off he was my original choice

>>529185161
mapache webms made me smile, need him back too..

>>529185065
what did you do?

seriously what goes on in the head of people who see others use their 4 second recall after baron and then they stay and fight and die 3v5 when we had a comeback angle? how can i voodoo doll torture my teammates from thousands of miles away?

>>529185308
didnt accept queue 10 times in a row

>>529185437
that's not in-game behavior, what did you actually do?

>>529185486
i raped my dog when i was 8 years old and told my family it was my uncle who did it and i saw him do it and he went to jail

honestly i'm done with this behavior, it feels bad to get blocked by somebody you like time and time again. there's a limit to how many times i can tolerate it. i just blocked for good and moved on.

>>529185642
uncle here we both raped it damn that dog was sexy

>>529185712
at least add "champions for this feel?" next time if you want anyone to give a shit

>>529185308
Got griefed and reported for voting no to a surrender vote.

>>529185841
Now that the dust has settled, why did the Swain rework flop so hard?

>>529185879
right mb, champions for this feel?

>>529185905
ur mom flop on my dick thru my jorts

Now that the dust has settled, why did my dick get so hard?

>>529185965
>deceitful liar that loves creating drama

Uhm idk leblanc?

who is dust and what does it have to do with sett

>>529181160
So are you going to answer me orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Because I've tried
And they made sure to follow me
Made sure I knew they followed me
So why should I leave?

when has riot sold enough mundo skins that they can nerf this retarded champion? like the least they could do is remove the CC immunity which removes the only defense against him?

>get ranked restricted
there's no way in hell you're getting me to play quickplay games with queue times longer than ranked
it's like they're actively trying to expunge the playerbase
oh and i get restricted for saying retarded btw. didnt even know that was a no no word. im so disgusted with this company
welp, now i gotta think of what to do for the rest of the day

>>529149609
IDK why people are memeing you that Darius and Garen are hitler right now. Darius got nerfed two patches in a row and is now very mid with lots of hilariously bad MUs that anyone could firstpick into him and shitstomp, and Garen got fucking nuked from orbit and was one of the worst champs in the game last patch until he got some emergency buffs that bumped him up from "literally not playable" to "just barely wins some of his best matchups."
Don't pick them desu.

When you go running, I go running after you
And when I'm falling, I keep falling into you
And even through the lies, we can't escape the truth
I can't not love you
I can't not, I can't not, I can't not
I can't not love you
I can't not, I can't not, I can't not
I can't not love you

>>529159636
:O

>>529186921
All I see here is a mage being ten times stronger than another

I am playing jungle, first dragon comes up. The enemy bot lane comes to fight for dragon but mine doesn't, so I don't get dragon. But somehow this is jungle dif?

unironically this matchmaking is so fucking retarded. forced 50 is real.

when i first started i quickly climbed from iron 3 to bronze 4 90lp with 73% winrate, then i lost exactly enough games to fall to 51% winrate after which i won enough games to where my overall winrate, bounced around in place for a bit, then i won enough games to climb to bronze 1 90lp, and overall winrate was 56%, lost enough games to go to 51.5% at bronze 2 70lp, then i went 12w-3l to silver 3 50lp in two days and my winrate was 57% again, now it's just inorganic loss loss win loss loss probably until it hits 51% again, then i'll get another winner's queue. this is not organic.

>>529186921
a study in bad angles for skillshots

name our band

>>529185905
>not relevant lore wise after release
>kit plays more like a support than a threatening mage
>No real presence on the map except for his eye that's easily avoidable
you're basically a gimped thresh except thresh could have no damage and still be even more useful

I need to take a propa ganda at those fish milkers.

>>529188032
rejectarded

What's going on with all the malz posting today?
>pick malz because I don't lane ever
>Hit 6, press r
>Get kill
>"Outplayed" in all chat
He's just a fun champion who also has spiders and wears purple for a living

HO 20 ANNI C' HO GIÀ I TAGLI IN FACCIA
SONO IO LA MINACCIA

Does anyone here have experience with buying event passes from g2g or other sites? I dont want to shill out full price for shit

>>529188253
the only legit site just got shut down

help my jungler picked zed and has the trans avatar

holy fuck it really has been too long since i last went to the pub

>>529172645
Ezreal x Me

>>529183975
I can send him a dm over twitch but I figured he needed some space

>>529184465
I never said this

what champ to lock when someone picks sylas so i can abuse them

>>529189109
Taliyah or Vex.

>>529189109
malphite :)

i accidently locked in jg irelia in ranked and we lost.

>>529188635
Wywa...

>OPGG says MVP
>League of Legends says A-(while everyone got S ranks besides me even though opgg rated them lower and me heighter)

can i post yet

>>529139757
canonize Ezreal x Zoe, Vi x Jayce, Leona x Pantheon, Twisted Fate x Miss Fortune, and Hwei x Irelia

>>529190195
not wrong

Man isn't swapping out players extra broken in fearless? You can put your guy in games 3-5 after the other guy played his two mains in games 1 and 2

>>529190307
i don't think you can sub a player during a series barring something like a medical emergency

That's your support for today. Say something nice about her.

>>529190494
you absolutely can

>>529188806
come back

>>529190494
They just benched Emo, I don't think he died on stage.

>>529190605
>>529190648
my bad

>New account because the MMR on others is shot
>Very first game you're against plats
>Win
>Silver 3
>Win game 2 that now is even more plats
>Silver 2

I didn't know you had to stomp plat ranked players on a win streak just to get out of silver nowadays that's kinda nutty

where are the 20+ kill junglers and midlaners on my teams bro? statistics says i should get one some day soon like the 20 adcs i played against. azzapp said you can't be unlucky forever and that 40% of games are free wins no matter what you do

>>529190817
>im smurfing like a faggot and complaining on top of it
you are not good

>Still no Milio emote
I'm S C R E A M I N G RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>529191142
I got it day 1, skill issue?

>go out for a while come back and these low tier region fucks are still playing
like wrap it up you shutters i want to see the G2 humiliation before i sleep

i see the flavor of the day is starving your adc of cs and losing lategame

>america lost to this in 1970

bros?

>>529191142
>liking milio
fucking shit champion worst design ever

i have a feeling that that brazillian yasuo gonna do some shit this game

>>529191142
you're new to le esports huh
they always do this
unique drop each for first game of the first day, first game of playoffs, first game of finals
it wont drop again, skull issue

>>529191057
I mean, my peak is only E3 and there's P2s in game one before I even get a benchmark.
Hell game two had two people on the enemy team with higher peaks than mine.

GAM doesn't know the meaning of the word "give"

Just started playing again after watching funny blue german man and I hate having to level up my account. at least Briar is fun

>>529188126
hoes are mad about me calling out the cancer that is Malzahar the other day
>>528942153
>>528944608

okay I got all of the shit games out of my system lets win games now

ttv dumbtwitchdigger

I played from 2010 to 2022 i think and ive been really missing it these past 2 weeks. Sadly im a loonix tard so i can only watch twitch streams nostalgically (no i dont want to dual boot)
hope riot will make a linux port someday

>>529188126
I, a silver player have found the joy of playing malzahar while watching netflix so i started posting about him

>>529191942
just buy a laptop i have one from 2020 and it runs it at 144fps, as a linux main

>>529191142
This video is just not the same without sound.

>going to game 5

sorry euros

>>529192076
im not going to buy a fucking laptop just to play 1 game

>>529192186
are you poor?

>>529192186
do you really only have one desktop pc and no laptop?

>>529192273
>>529192280
All my machines run loonix, holy autismo if you think ill buy a new machine just to play LEAGUE OF FUCKING LEGENDS
Im fine with missing it even though id really love to play it again

>>529191942
you don't want to dual boot because you're autistic, it takes 5 seconds to reboot

>>529192483
just dual boot your laptop bro it's really convenient you just switch monitor input from desktop to laptop on your main monitor when you want to play