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>Currently Discussed Servers
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive ToT on the 30th)

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July

>Guilds
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
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>Previous Thread
>>529037520

first for worgen males

Can we have a normal thread without the same 3 retards sperging about whatever name they pulled out of a hat this time? At this point the browns and pinks seething at each other is preferable.

Why was Pugtuah not in Naxx?

>>529136089
How so? How come they didn't have any drama?

>>529140327
Because he is not in the guild?

>>529140390
>Schizokino vs. Pearl
>no drama
u wot m8

why are there so many healers on turtle?

If raids will be too aids to do on Epoch, I can see that as something fun for me, at least on one character.

On Turtle I've been raiding on many characters.
The raids are easy, and the gear is great, so much so that pursuing any other gear feels like a waste of time, especially since it is weaker in 99% of the cases.

So if on Epoch it will be worth it to do a lot of questing, rep farming, dungeon farming, that might be something cool to do for a change.

>>529140871
why don't people just play retail if they want harder raids

>>529141089
There's difference between not wanting raids to be total snoozefests like on Vanilla/Turdle vs. having to deal with hyper-optimized shit on Retail designed specifically to require specific addons to clear

>>529141089
True, I don't want harder raids though.
I want to re-live the experience of back when I was a total noob who didn't raid at all.
It's easier to do on Epoch now, since on Turtle I know everything and everyone too well.

Epoch will be 40 man right, each hunter spec has its own buff so you'll want at least 3. It seems like it will be a easy pic for me then

>>529142073
25

>>529142073
for me arms warrior without ever doing a raid

>>529142073
>survival raidbuff scales with gear
imagine the infighting over who gets to be surv for loot prio

>>529142073
25/10 man. UBRS is 5 man.

>>529142073
I can't tell if this picture is shitpost or 100% serious
>chance has a chance to 1% damage increase
do I need bring potato sackful of dice for this?

>>529142340
It basically have full uptime, BM hunter's pet crit every other hit

oh nooo don't impregnate me in the middle of darnassus that would be terrible haha

What classes, specs, professions are looking KINO and FUN on Epoch?

>>529143998
all except warlock as usual

>>529143998
Housemaid, fertility, cooking

>>529143998
Thinkin' of comfy maxxing on Tauren Hunter. Male orc rogue also comes to mind, but I'm not sure about leveling one because of x2 HP for mobs, and overall Epoch didn't change rogue much.

>>529145512
i'm leveling a male orc rogue wtf bro do not copy me
or do and we can be warband brothers

>>529145512
thinking of comfymaxxing by playing a tauren that sells mulgore land to the dwarves for alcohol and runs a casino

>>529142073
It has TBC raid sizes but hunters are still golden. Easy raid spots because of buffs, very high dps and easy leveling.

>>529145512
Its so weird that tauren use guns, tauren could draw a crossbow/bow with a massive force.

>>529143998
Nonny class, Plap spec, Plugging and Caging professions

are holy paladin any good on turtle? feels like other healers can do what I do but better

>>529146080
they're very solid, what are you struggling with?

>>529145952
tauren are based on the natives, natives used mostly guns the second they got their hands on them

>>529146080
They used to be good for their buffs at least and their infinite mana. Now they don't have infinite mana. And rets are a dime a dozen.

If there were another DB leak and people could see all your messages, what would you do? Would you leave the server in shame, or would you be comfortable with everyone knowing about all the degenerate ERP you've done?

>>529146080
Yes, they cant go oom, they compete way less over the gear from other healers since they want plate, holy strike trivializes some fights.

>>529146080
They're pretty good at what they do

>>529146851
i ain't done nothing

>>529139713
Are of these unintended mechanics are against that "le spitit of banilla" that you retards seem to love.

>epoch dev never played warlock
Fucking called it. Now I'm sure they didn't tested or even thought about the changes, just blindly added anything that seemed cool to them. Literally the Synastria of custom pservers.

>>529145512
Wait, all mobs will have 2x HP?
Are classes more powerful with all the changes + TBC talents, so this will somewhat compensate for it, or mobs will straight up be tough to kill if you are alone?

Thousands of bots clash as the five players on the server ignore the pointless set piece world PvP battlegrounds. Players have sworn not to kill one another to hoard loot from their rivals.
Amongst them all, VVall’s clique of Hell’s Angels white supremacist prison wives rule the world with an iron fist. His fortress in the heart of Northrend, that one must spend 300 hours grinding points for carpentry to build a boat to get to, is impregnable.

And so, surrounded by sycophants that are rejected the moment they disagree with lord VVall, our little world is secure from the tranime profile pictures that made us seethe so we ban them outright, the Euroneets that we banned on the principle of them being jobless losers, despite giving us hundreds a month to maintain our living conditions(VVall does not NEED a job, hypocrite!), and the globohomo glowies that totally exist and have poisoned the water so VVall drinks only the finest of Redbull energy drinks from his goblet to stave off our divine thirst.

>>529148256
yeah, the devs only play warrior and paladin and it shows

>>529148256
>>529148381
Dunno why I thought I could post a screenshot and Satania at the same time.

>warriors
They're in a weird place, arms got bladestorm (in a PvE server, lol) but their PvE damage isn't good and their TPS is the worst among tanks.

>>529148309
>all mobs will have 2x HP?
Not at start, it grows until reaching ~2x at lvl 40.

>Are classes more powerful with all the changes + TBC talents, so this will somewhat compensate for it, or mobs will straight up be tough to kill if you are alone?
Dev pet specs are stupidly strong (ret/feral/enhancement) the rest are almost the same. Also AoE caps, so fuck mages, lol.

>>529148309
This is really my most major concern, all the ideas and effort put into this server could be torpedoed by making every encounter feel like a slog. I know the obvious response will be to level with a group, but if playing solo is made intentionally unfun I'm out.

>>529148256
to be fair, warlock has a lot of potentially cool shit for pvp but pve not so much

>>529148976
>a lot of potentially cool shit for pvp
Like SL/SL and...

Do NOT download superwow.dll

>>529148630
So what would be the best specs for solo play, especially solo levelling.

what are the max ranks i can get per level bracket on twow

>>529149176
>"Dev pet specs are stupidly strong (ret/feral/enhancement)"
Warlocks and hunters are be fine too, mages are fine on single target. The rest get shafted, specially healers. They also made dual spec 1000g, that sure is a good idea with buffed dungeons.

>>529149407
I already main ret on Turtle right now, will the Epoch one be simlar or some weird shit?
Feral you mean bear, or cat? I am not a big fan of druids anyway.
Enhancement 2handed, or the gay dual wielding one?

Dual Spec will be 1000g because... because it just will be, okay?!

how alive is chromie? are they tbc or wotlk right now?

>>529149407
Also, how are healers shafted besides the dual spec being expensive?

i like chromie i like ascensie

>>529149649
>will the Epoch one be simlar or some weird shit?
You have to seal twist here, but it only works with their approved seals.
>Feral you mean bear, or cat?
Yes.
>Enhancement 2handed, or the gay dual wielding one?
Both work but 2hand is easier since you need to "le weave" spells between auto attacks.

Hope you like swing timer addons.

>>529149902
They barely get new toys (spells and captsones) and nothing to increase their damage, so GL killing these 2x HP mobs. Guess you can be a dungeon superstar but dungeons are going to be a complete shitshow.

Show me where mobs gets x2 HP

>>529150247
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/system/difficulty/
For the 2x you need to do your own homework and search in their discord.

>>529150731
That's because you're fibbin'!

>>529151113
Is the rough estimate from their latest beta.

if epoch is delayed im mad

>>529151350
Me too all the people I dislike are moving there.

>>529151350
you're mutually assured destruction?

Female Dwarf Mage or male Undead Hunter ?

>>529150247
From their community manager Altered

>>529151486
Hunter

>>529151582
Yeah.. caught fibbing. Better luck next time!

How much longer until Full Male Company dies?

>screenshot of the epoch devs saying they're going to pad the stats of all mobs
>epoch andy starts screaming about FMC to change the subject

>>529152789
I'm a Warmane player.

>>529152789
nonny asking when FMC will die is beneficial to pochie...

>>529152907
no it's not because the trannies will move to epoch

>>529152976
and? you won't play with them

Need more Rage!
Not enough Rage...
Need more Rage!

>>529151582
I love this change

It will unfortunately kill the server

>>529154226
Stat bloat is always a terrible idea.

>>529151823
>Deadzone removed
Dang. I actually might. I've been playing Hunter on anni and love the flow of the class. I'm a little worried about reworking my keybinds for the new skills but guess that was bound to happen with TBC anyway.

damn it feels good to be a druid chad

We can't stop winning, furrysisters!

>>529154485
>it's ok when it's player stats

>>529155639
>one insta seethe reply

>>529156139
>overbuff your 3 favorite specs
>"whoa mobs melt, this feels like retail"
>pad the mobs stats
>rest of the specs gets fucked
Yes, it's always a terrible idea, retard.

>>529152509
>LALALALALA LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR
Refuse to believe it if it makes you feel better, in the last beta round Northshire Abbey wolves had 120HP.

>>529151582
even normal mobs? are they fucking niggerblased faggotrannies or something. i really really hope they playtested this and did not fuck around merely for their "vison". that the discord wants a verified phone number to chat is a huge redflag as well. this might be more trannyfucking bastardshit than turtle

I type it here so it's true.

>>529156612
personally, i am looking forward to asking an anon for help to deal with the more challenging overworld mobs and planning and strategizing various encounters :)

>>529157695
this, but I will kill any h*rde member then do the quest myself

>>529157695
soul

>levelling a priest is gonna be ever harder
kek

>>529157695
sounds gay as fuck but sure have fun

>>529156612
>i really really hope they playtested this
see >>529156296
They barely tested it. For reference enhacement got cut their elemental damage in half because they were stupid amounts of damage. Meanwhile anyone without buffed damage and a self-heal struggles with everything.

>>529158126
NO IT'S NOT!

>>529158391
>all you have to do is the zoomer wand/melee weave

I will not be joining the epoch guild if the leadership is infested with useless moids again

>>529158126
Just party up with other people

>>529159015
if I had friends I wouldn't be playing videogames, it's summertime

>>529159146
so you're in school?

>>529158069
>pve server
sorry bruh

>>529158126
No harder, just even more tedious.

>>529159146
Is that why the guild feels dead? There are often fewer than 5 people online.

I hate this fucking shit, why would murlocs drop 5 heads just because people are grouped? Epoch is so DoA.

>>529159581
Actual good change

>tfw want to find a levelling buddy but can only play a few hours a day at NA times
It's over!

>>529158126
isnt it already a free lvl 60?

if you're playing wowie during summer you failed as a person

>>529159995
Pearl...

>>529160118
you mean during spring and fall. summer and winter are the best times to be playing wow since youre avoiding the god awful weather outside

>Run my friend through Deadmines to farm him Cruel Barb
>Kaytotes notices
>Kaytotes enrages
>Bans us both for "boosting"

>>529160357
ya its fuckin hot as fuck outside i walk half a mile and i have to change my clothes

>>529160426
i thought it was only boosting if its transactional

>>529159995
That sounds like me...

>>529160716
How do you prove it is not?

>>529160716
>trading time for friendship
everything is a transaction

>>529160716
That's my understanding. Would be a shame if they get too overzealous about it, I used to enjoy running groups through ragefire chasm on my mage.

>>529160897
isnt the burden of proof on the one accusing people of boosting?
>>529161018
i get they dont want cabals of mage niggers spamming people through sm like in classic but there has to be a happy medium

*Gigamogs epoop and troondle*
*Drops a 1488 that destroys erp shitters*
*Refuses to elaborate*
*Doesn't fucking release*

>>529161489
when is bronzebeard and coa getting released without having to pay for a beta test

>>529161726
>Bronzebeard
Already out, in p3 in fact.
>CoA
NEVER.

>>529160209
How...
>>529160807
Maybe it's not so over

>>529161780
>ALpha phase 3
lol, lmao.

>>529161780
it says bronzebeard is still in a paid alpha

>>529161389
Apparently if someone is grey to a mob, it doesn't grant anybody exp when it dies. Boosting is pretty much dead already.

>>529160357
Where do you live where both summer AND winter is awful?

>>529161489
>paying to play a private server

>>529161958
>>529161969
Update, NEVER for both.
Bronzebeard also looks really shit ngl.

Horde or allianc* for 'poch?
wanna roll where all the cool kids are

>>529162305
Horde is cool kids canonically

>>529162305
The goon troon squad is going translliance, as usual.
The antisemitic racist squad is going horde, as usual.

>>529162305
for me it's male orc arms warrior

>>529162305
I'm going male orc and hunting down every gnome slut on the server.

>>529159564
private servers have very small populations. you should try paying for the real game, you will see a lot more people

>>529160682
>>529160357
have you heard of this thing called the beach

>>529160118
>95° and humid outside
no thanks, have fun at work tho

>>529160118
didn't ask normiescum

>>529162305
For me it's Horde, it is cross faction though so I guess it matters little

>>529162305
conflicted as well
on one hand funniest shit always happened when I played dwarf, on the other I really don't want to see another server full of night elves
Horde was mostly solo experience for me

>>529158126
Good.
WoW should be more like Ragnarok Online where some classes simply can't level up without other classes to help them

>>529162797
>have fun at work
I'm on summer vacation, enjoying life and the fruit of my work

Can't decide between resto/balance or cat/bear to avoid bank full of offspec gear for every spec

Also anyone else planning on doing patient+hardcore?
I always do hardcore because it's basically free, but I dislike having more then one char and want to get all the rewards.
Wish they added the option to reset to lvl1, but keep the previous challenge run rewards (removing gear etc ofc)

why does it shrink so much after taming..

>>529164191
they get larger as you level up

>>529163995
good goyim
enjoy the taste of "success" while it lasts and then get back to the cagie so your boss can continue to live the life that you have to work for

>>529164191
Just rub it a little, should get bigger in a couple minutes

>>529162305
It's Cross-Faction

Horde

>>529164174
Cat/bear is going to be an easier levelling experience I should think, can also do the bank-killing stuff when you're at 60
I am also going the half XP mode but probably not Hardcore as well

>>529164260
legit didn't know that
never played a hunter beyond level 30 or something

>>529164361
time to tame a snake

low level wsg is kinda fun when there are no twinks, can't wait for the 'poch to spam it

Reminder to pick your free +5 main stat.

>>529165041
I will not minmax.

>>529164323
That's a lot of projection and anger
I'm my own boss, I work for myself and take care of my business
Perhaps you would like to work for me, it's that what I am hearing?

>>529165041
>tauren max strength
kino
>night elf max agility
fuck no
>gnome max int
fuck no
>forsaken max spirit
didn't plan on playing priest but yeah sure
>dwarf max stamina
I am okay with that

>>529165267
banned after the first reset

>>529165324
you already work for me by paying taxes that i get as gibs you little piggy

>>529165389
for me it's orc orc orc

>>529165267
My favorite race minmaxes for my favorite class by default.

>>529162795
i dont wanna drive for hours to go to the beach anon
and even if i did its till hot as fuck and muggy outside

>>529165041
I am picking Breton for that magic resistance, also atronach stone

>>529165041
>horde races have lower intellect

Guys can you listen to my bog, I had a terrible meme day and need attention...

Thinking fried catfish, hushpuppies, baked beans, coleslaw, and some Alterac Valley on 120 ms in a janky funserver client today.

>>529165719
>horde races are
>rotting corpses
>a bunch of social rejects
>cows who were getting genocided by inbred retarded centaurs
>orcs who fell for the same trick 3 times, from the same obvious evil demon
yes horde races have lower intellect

>>529166029
I don't want to hear your frogs fuck off

>>529160914
Based American.

>>529165719
>orc 102
>horde gets 0.75 more starting attribute points

>>529165719
>smartest horde is dumber than the dumber alli
Hordebros...

>>529166330
thats just the master race being superior

My Tauren might be dumb but he always outsmarts night elf women and captures them

>>529166418
Worse than that, the smartest horde is a corpse of a human. No wonder they live in mud huts.

I entered Wailing caverns with 5g in my bags something like 10 days ago. The only mob im killing is Lady Anacondra and she seems to drop on average 1s80c. I have 11g atm so I've killed her something like 330 times. 330 attempts with a 0.2% of success puts me at a 48% chance of having gotten the mount which I haven't

>>529165041
>troll not having the highest stamina
yeah that's some bullshit

>>529165447
I don't pay taxes, I'm off the grid

>>529166708
Your tauren is too dumb to realized that you're the one being taken advantage of

>>529162305
I want to go alliance this time since I've always been a horde warrior but why are ALL the alliance warrior animations so absolute dogshit
night elf is just spinning around
DWARF is just spinning around

>>529167421
i want a nelfie to take advantage of my tauren

>>529167250
how would that make sense?
spirit maybe but come on, trolls are lanky, tauren are walking meat tank, dwarfs were more stone at one point than flesh

>>529167518
This. Trolls should have 25 spirit and forsaken should be more balanced like humans

>>529166201
>went to farm my wolfcut consumable
>qt dungeon boss drops it first try
>she asks me if I'm a musician because I look like one to her
>tell her I used to be
>walk out with a +10 level increase
>then everything goes to shit
>went to have a cheat meal with burgers
>get a disease debuff instead
>went to the specialty coffee shop to get it dispelled by this other qt I'm trying to hit on
>she's wasn't logged in yet
>two paladin mains gank me while I'm ordering
>they start hitting on me
>asking me where I bought my 36 slot bag in front of everyone with their zesty nasal voices
>embarrassing me and destroying my self esteem
>grouped up with my bud to go get a new mount
>went to the fast bycicle auction house
>found a cool one and spend my gold on it
>now even a few feet from the AH I tell my guy "warch me equip it with this wheelie"
>haven't been on a bike mount in 15 years
>overpop the wheelie and almost die from fall damage
>twist the fuck out of my already injured knee
>panic a bit but luckily I survive
>went on the IF tram to get home to SW
>female blood elf tries to secretly use her camera toy on me for some reason
>she has her flash on on accident
>awkward as shit

I lowkey want to die. My knee hurts so bad I don't know if it's not a permanent debuff...

>>529167518
I forgot all those big meat tank winning endurance races

>>529167482
alliance sissies like to imagine theyre ballerinas

>>529167482
that's blizzard's obsession in general
forsaken and trolls have gay spin with one handed animations too

>>529167482
It's a constant struggle for me. Horde has the best animations, whether for warriors or casters as undead have the best offensive cast animation by far, but alliance areas are more comfy and everybody is wearing shoes.

>>529167506
hey...

>>529168394
wanna...

Hooves > Shoes

>>529166091
Fish...

>>529167482
Why did the night elves went from being fierce amazoness warriors to spinning around and doing flips like little girls in wow?

>>529167649
>wolfcut consumable
should have said transmog

>>529162305
most of the new pve content seems to be ally oriented… but i wanna pvp…

>>529168993
i will be a swords only arms orc warrior with the human racial for +5 swords

>>529168993
>but i wanna pvp
all the world pvpers are ally

Time to start thinking of names for my character, hopefully I have enough time

>>529168484
yeah...

>>529169852
i'm in the barrens...

I already thought of a name

guys help

>>529170283
you wanna push the big red button

>>529170283
what server

>>529170283

>>529170283
For the Horde, bitch.

lok'tar ogar, I guess!

>>529170518
still tauri dude

>>529170728
Lots of Anons on Tauri play Alliance I think

>>529170283
i turned race traitor in turtle. i fucking hated the fly paths for the alliance and having to travel back and forth during the early levels in the human zone was ass.

LFM [Raid] HR [Item that you want] need more [Class that wants the HR'd item] /w for invite

>>529170283
>Which way Pandaren man?

>>529170283

PLAP SPEC NONNY

2019 classic vet here. Can't wait for Epoch to show you pserfs how we classicchads do it. You won't even get to Duskwood by the time we are done with our SM spellcleave

AV just ain't hitting the same

>>529171858
>PLAP SPEC NONNY
I need one as well for 'pochie

>>529171906
you will never be Jokerd

>>529170283
>It Would Be Wise To Join My Gang…

>>529171858
In English?

A panda named Pearl.

i'm raidin' tonite outta respect faw my fawtha

>he woke up
and I'm out

>>529173291
whomstve?

>>529172196
>you will never be a brown Maltese goblin
Thank god.

>Play Shaman in Twow, be happy
>Thinking of do an alt so I can play the incoming new low level content
>So besides Shaman, I played Paladin, Warrior, Hunter, and Mage in other servers on TBC/Wrath/MoP
>Tried to to Warrior tank, but dont want to use Fury/Arms while leveling, plus I dont think I will be a good tank
>Tried Druid, but I dont like transforming into beings so much
So What should I try now or in the future? Rogue or Warlock?

>>529173960
Both are in a bad spot, but if you had to choose one, rogue

good luck in,
*checks guild*
17 person naxxramas

I want to die

>>529175204
wait they were in naxx yesterday too, does FMC do a 2day naxx?

>>529175474
yes
a wing a day

>>529175474
they do 2 days 1 wing each now

did i make a mistake rolling a paladin on turtle?

rogues should've been tanks on epoch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG17qAmDXgc

>>529175682
you're gonna reroll in a month anyway

>>529175602
>>529175623
It was spider wing and 2/3 of plague yesterday. Why do you insist on making shit up?

>>529175872
because i'm <not in fmc> and like to observe you failing to clear

>wanted to enjoy a chill and comfy turtle Saturday night
>tore my meniscus again

;_;

>>529176190
gotta ease it on the gay sex my dude

>>529176013
Can't you just play the game normally instead of being obsessed with some random guild?

>>529176360
i'm too schizophrenic for that

Holding hands while fishing.

>>529176546
How are you fishing with only one hand?

>>529176325
see>>529167649

I'm a warrior main, not a paladin. Thought it was chill and made a meme post but it keeps swelling and hurting more. Range of motion decreasing as time goes as well. It's over. Unironically just kill me irl at this point.

>>529176546
I want that so bad

>>529176360
but your guild is my laughing stock

>>529167649
>>female blood elf tries to secretly use her camera toy on me for some reason
Can't wait to see you on reddit, Anon!

>>529176546
with who?

>>529177178
Tore my meniscus again. Sad. Wanting to die. Summer ruined. Gains about to be lost due to inactivity. Getting banned on turtle soon due to racism.

But at least I'm not a redditor.

>pearl
>sylma
why does this dog fucking tranny pick 1800s grandma names?

>>529177796
would u rather a normal tranny name like luna or anna

Pearl needs a stripper name for his Epoch main.

>>529177796
Nta but i enjoy the trope of mundane names in a fantasy setting

>torn meniscus
>20 minute ongoing wsg queue with an average wait time of 5 minutes

Not even allowed to enjoy the little things in life. Simply not allowed to get even the smallest W in life. I'm cursed.

Holding paws while fishing.

>>529178214
If a stripper name Porsche gets tips from any man,
then her fat friend her nickname is mini-van

Is there any pve wotlk server? Warmane is pvp and this sucks.

>>529178407
Torn meniscus WoW is one. Isn't Lordaeron PvE?

>>529178548
I wish it was, but its not. lvl80 noshoe rogue losers come pre-packed.

>>529178548
PvP players buy more smournes so all Warmane realms are PvP.

>>529178257
I want this so bad.

>Can pick any racial perks combo
>Human can be Hunter
Hell yeah brother

>>529177796
sylma is an okay name but pearl is legitimately a nice name for a panda
i can't wait to see what he names his femtauren priest on epoch

i made a list of the anons that are playing on the pochi: asalys, elicia, gargoth, pearl, fish, sunethil, stab, zaptuah, aoiyuki, telol, fuu, flag, retia, therin
what do we think of this lineup?

>>529179295
i'm out

>>529178676
>>529178810
I have a bis pve and pvp uh dk on I forgot which server with zero donations but I refuse to play on that slav and french monkey infested dogshit server. Also, I tore my meniscus again today. Feel like dying irl in case anyone asked. By the way wasn't Chromie supposed to be the designsted WOTLK server? What happened to that? Wasn't there also Dalaran WoW or something too? Fuck it hurts so bad I could almost faint. I could have played turtle all day tomorrow but noooo ai gotta go get an MRI. Man fufk. Fuck

>>529179145
god I wish human females were real

>>529179436
>Chromie
these triple nigers can't even figure out their existing tbc content. also bugged pathing and basically even turtle is better
their only "benefit" is foss

>>529179145
Ugh man my knee hurts so fucking bad right now. I wish I had a female human from WoW irl to make me feel better. Imagine I die ib my sleep tonight and get isekai'd in Lakeshire. Fuck man

>>529179436
>wasn't Chromie supposed to be the designsted WOTLK server?
Dropped the ball so hard that it probably hit Earth's core.

>>529179295
i'm listed here but will be avoiding most of those players

>>529179649
you'll get reincarnated as a female human in duskwood

>>529179295
One one hand I'm happy I didn't get namedropped but on the other I'm a bit sad that you knew I'm playing too and you didn't think of me.

>>529179772
what's wrong with that?

>>529179295
and me (disguised)

>>529179826
who?

what happens in duskwood stays in duskwoods

>>529179772
No, you get reincarnated as your own race and gender. If I wake up in Duskwood I'll just tske the 7 minutes to walk to Lakeshire. And I could do it too, because injuries don't transfer and my meniscus will not be torn in Azeroth.

>>529179826
Felkiss...

I saw Alilandra with huge Worgen in Duskwood

>>529180090
fvck... i hope i get reincarnated as part of raynor's raiders...

>>529179934
Not saying.

>>529179295
if the weird love triangle of fuu, asa and elicia are on epoch and joining the guild i am 100% out

idk why you idiots are so obsessed with being a woman
being a woman fucking sucks retards
other humans disrespect you, think less of you and don't listen to what you have to say just because you are a woman
you have unbearable pain and discomfort every 3 weeks a month and have to deal with clothes getting stained
shaving and makeup routines are extremely annoying but something you have to do every single day to keep up with the facade
it is tiresome
fuck you

>>529179826
don't give in to the primal need of validation
embrace being no one

>>529180503
we think you are retarded because you are telegethu not because you are a female

>>529180503
i vastly prefer being a feminine male

>>529180503
that's so funny aoi although depressing

>>529180503
telegethu coded post

>>529180503
jib coded post

JAV code?

>>529181127
80085

>>529179295
good:
>gargoth, pearl, telol, flag, retia, therin
bad:
>the rest

not looking good if this list is correct

>>529181296
they'll grab gm and kill the guild again

we can't fill the rest of the raid because.. because we just can't alright. sylma wanted it that way

>>529181296
what's wrong about asalys elicia aoiyuki?

>>529181483
mentally ill drama queen trannies, all 3

>>529181483
asalys and elicia have their lips tied to fuutank's asshole and i just can't be bothered with that cringe shit for an entire server all over again, they aloso contributed to sylma, grud, belywnn and vilefon leaving because of their shitty BWL pug powerplay

aoiyuki is a literally who but the samefagging on the thread has annoyed me to the point i don't like them

any elves spotted will be raped on sight, you have been warned

I can't wait for <Pochie Pals>. 29 more sleeps.

I request permission to join the secret inner shadow clique of <Pochie Pals>.

for me? it's the <Cabal>

POCHIE

does turtle wow have improved graphics yet?

fmc... is dying...

>cant discuss 'poch changes
>cant discuss possible new metas and strats
>cant discuss future content
>because we have to talk about troonie 1 cheating on troonie 2 with troonie 3
I fucking hate you guys

Epoch is giving me Chromie and Crusder Storm vibes... and that's a good thing!

>>529182863
I've been discussing all of that save the last though

Can't wait to do some comfy kino leveling with 0,5 XP rates with my Horde friends

>>529182863
Nobody is stopping you just filter the troonies

>>529182630
2 more years

Dude low key Chromie was bussin whenever it was locked to level 60. Hitting UBRS on that Demo Lock with Meta Form was nutty. I remember Arcane Mage was also insane in BGs at 60...

>>529183023
Same

>>529181705
>but the samefagging on the thread
proof that aoiyuki posts here? or is that just you being a schizo retard and making up any excuse to hate her

>>529183341
the fact that everytime it gets mentioned you appear to defend yourself, yes, that's enough proof for me

>>529182398
You need to know the secret inner shadow clique password.

>>529179295
And how do you know that?
Because I'm not going to play.

>>529183465
not defending anything, i just find it amusing to terrorize schizos like you
before i used elaynna to make niggas like you upset but elaynna posting has dried out
so where is the proof that aoiyuki posts here?

>>529183594
POP

>>529183651
who are you? i want to build a list of confirmed anons who are definitely playing on epoch but all i have so far is pearl

>>529179145
Human Hunter ranger kino?

>>529183341
Because you're the only one that goes with
>PROOFS? PROOFS? PROOFS?

>>529183959
Proofs?

>>529183959
proof?

so can you actually just get shadowmeld on any character now?

>>529183902
Jib

I'm going to level cooking and fishing and get all the titles and goodies that go along with them. Pochie is going to be so comfy....

>>529183902
Dilly, Conorsix, Meatfingers, Stabcake, Angelfish, Teraka, Burlf, Mrtrump, Hckitty, Thebenzo, Gavenlia, Drscott, Bvlltener, and Erpmuffin. Devontay doesn't know if his machine can run it.

The fishing guild is private. Only those with a secret invitation are allowed to even know the name.

So what classes can farm gold on 'poch what with the class changes? I want to jewmaxx in between comfy levelan

>>529185010
No one cares about your guild fish

>>529185190
thats so funny niggertuah

whats the lore with jib? Wasnt he an integral part of FMC? Why does he sit guildless in stormwind all day emoting and nelfs now

>mfw I already have some friends (and future core) on pochie

>>529183918
On the menu ! Man I get that the WoW's bright shiny armors are an iconic style but I wish we had some more lowkey and cool gear like your picture.

you don't have any friends
they will betray you
you are alone

>>529185708
don't you have some shitty rings to go drop c'thun?

>>529185503
he was a decent player in fmc 2.0 but felt like he didn't get enough praise/attention and then sylma started deliberately getting him involved and then filthy forgot to invite him one time and then jib has been playing the pity party game for months now

>>529185503
Overlooked...

>>529185593
>mfw just going to go with the vibe and make friends on the go

SKILL ISSUE
GIT GUD FAGGOT!!!

FUCKING WOWAWIWA DADGAMER BOOMER

It sounds like Jib was betrayed.

>>529185668
Agreed. But, if poch has a whole slew of custom content who knows if we'll get that as quest rewards?

>>529186000
>people have trouble with leveling dungeons
>that very same people doesn't have trouble with endgame dungeons
>"clearly the players are the problem"
t. K-I know better than you-totes

I won my WSG through insane gameplay but I'm still extremely ssd I tore my meniscus again.

>>529186357
i just dogpile the healers and efc every wsg and win

>>529186000
I don't remember the name of my kids and you expect me to know how to do a simple 3 button rotation?

i can't tell if the anime poster is deca or bassy but i hope they fucking stop

>>529186525
>dogpiling holy paladins or resto shamans

impossible, they're tankier than a prot warrior in full t3

>>529186343
m-Maybe they learned to play while leveling!

>>529185920
crazy how aoi was the anathema of jib
didn't want attention, called jib out for being a drama loot whore fag, was a great player unlike jib

>>529186948
shut the fuck up aoi
you were nothing and are nothing and will be forgotten about the moment you stop selfposting

>>529186948
jib was literally #1 DPS in FMC and pupper pals

>>529186000
>people in leveling greens and blues don't do as well as people in pre-bis
>this somehow surprises the epcuck devs

>>529186000
>People were using bad gear in leveling dungeons
Ye no fucking shit lmao

>>529186525
I'm a healer myself.
>>529186000
>meniscus torn
>Epoch is ruined

Bro I unironically want to die at this point. Can't get a single ounce of happiness in my damn life. Like why are germans so stupis and autistic when it comes to video games and life in general even? Germans literally don't know what fun is. I don't necessarily want Kaytotes to tear his meniscus, but fuck him really.

>FMC will never do UBRS
>FMC will never clear UBRS
>FMC will never do ZG
>FMC will never clear ZG
>FMC will never do MC
>FMC will never clear MC
>FMC will never do AQ20
>FMC will never clear AQ20
>FMC will never do BWL
>FMC will never clear BWL
>FMC will never do Kara10
>FMC will never clear Kara10
>FMC will never do AQ40
>FMC will never clear AQ40
>FMC will never do Naxx
>FMC will never do a skip in BWL
>FMC will never do a clean BWL
(YOU ARE HERE)
>FMC will never clear Naxx

Ticktock, 29 sleeps until 'Pochie kills the guild.

>>529185503
jib was an average mage player who got pissy that the entire guild wasn't worshipping the ground he walked on because he could press 1 a lot during molten core fights

>>529186000
>people doing levelling dungeons aren't wearing pre-bis gear
Is german autism going to fucking ruin what could have been a great thing?

>>529187253
I'm happy for us clearing everything, but now that I tore my meniscus I can't get excited for our W.

>>529187397
ya this sounds incredibly retarded
we already have wow for sweats its called classic era

>>529186000
G*rman autist fggty fggt ruining the server I HATE EPOCH I WILL DDOS AND KILL YOU'RE SERVER FUCK YOU WEEPEE-ES-GEE IS TRUTTLE FOR LIFE KYS KYS KYSSSSSSSSSS

namedrop me. i'm an orc.

You guys remember yesterday when I said WoW made me hate germans? That was before I knew Kaytotes was one. It all makes sense now.
>>529187521
Tornmeniscus.

>>529187521
Orcdolf Hateler

Stop name dropping me man...

Makes me really sad that I was really hyped for Epoch but bow we're seeing all of these genuine red flags indicating either a doa or a doa within 3 months server. It also extremely saddens me that literally nobody cares that I tore my meniscus and how unloved I am. The PvP changes couls possibly save Epoch though. Me, I don't think I can be saved. Hopefully BGs and PvP quest leveling makes dungeons obsolete. That might turn all the PvEbabs away though and give us a dead server in the end.

By the way, has anyone with an intact meniscus played the betas? Are the night changes good? I hope the nights are really dark. Not as dark as my current situation though.

EINS ZWEI
POLIZEI

DREI VIER
BRIGADIER

FUNF SECHS
NERFS YOUR CLASS

SIEBEN ACHT
HEALERSISSIES GO GUTEN NACHT

NEUN ZEHN
GIT GUD OR GET KICKED FROM MY SERVER YOU FILTHY NON-ARYAN JEW RAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO CLEAR RAIDS WITH MORE THAN 20MS KYS THIRDIES THIS IS MY ARYAN GROSS-GERMANIUM TRITTEN REICH SERVER KYS KYS KYS DISGUSTING AFFEN MISCHLINGS

>People already trying to turn on Epoch
Turtletrannies will do anything to sway people

pearl is on epoch so it's going to be comfy

>>529188090
I'm not a turtletranny and I'm not trying to semway anyone personally. I'm in a really bad state of mind after tearing my meniscus and maybe I'm just looking at things through black colored glasses idk. Objectively though this jsut giving mobs higher hp pools is fucking retarded and made for autistics that want to make the game slower and more boring any way possible.

>>529188090
Telling people about the shit the epoch devs plan to do and openly post on their site isn't trying anything
keep seething

>>529188250
Dam my mind is so cooked right now I type like a retard. You know what I mean though.

>>529187081
Need this corpse to tank my dungeons

>>529187081
I never noticed until now but it seems that undead don't have meniscuses. That implies they can't tear theirs like I did.

>>529188090
I know Epoch will be a shitshow but I'm playing anyways

OK now I'm 100% positive that Epoch devs never played warlock, even on their own server.

>>529186000
>FUCKING WOWAWIWA DADGAMER BOOMER
checked but it's literally the opposite. Dadgamer boomers like me want to level 1-60 as slow as possible and enjoy it. Difficult dungeons sound fun. It's the incelgamer zoomers that want to rush to end-game content ASAP and seemingly ignore that they're playing an MMORPG (they don't actually know what that is).

>>529189106
Id this good or bad? I want to play warlock. Hopefully I haven't killed myself before the server launch considering I tore my meniscus.

>>529189440
Set bonus are worse than your whining.

>>529189503
Are you missing your 4 piece set bonus? It grants empathy.

no one to erp with on a saturday evening...

Could I please get an invite to FMC? Just made a character.

>>529189760
Sure what's your name

>>529189935
My bad forgot to type it. It's Tornmeniscus

>>529189935
Jiiib

>>529189935
Jibzaglet

>>529189935
Jiblaynna

>>529190012
>>529189935
Sorry, haven't received an invite yet in case you sent it. Not sure if I have to be a higher level perhaps?

>>529189585
Should be obvious I don't like useless set bonus, whinyboy.

>>529189935
Jibboth

>>529190295
Fish this isn't funny. You are not funny.

>>529189935
Darkjib

>>529190310
Oh I get it. You're brown. Kinda obvious from the fact that you're an ESL.

>>529189106
It gets funnier with each successive bonus
My condolences lockbro

>>529189607
/w Asalys

>>529190495
Oh god, you're American? GL with the medical bills, lol

Why do we not have an Ascension wow guild?
troontle wow is getting boring

>>529190584
Not American. Just not a low IQ retard.

>Just ran Wailing Caverns my first two times
>Everyone knows where to go
>Everyone knows exactly in what order to kill the bosses
>Everyone knows every nook and cranny to jump through after the bosses are dead
>The minimap is useless
>The map consists of several Z-levels stacked on top of each other
You guys really been playing the same dungeons for 20 years. Is there any hope of somebody new becoming a tank who can lead people through places like this?

what's so special about aoi that makes trannies here seethe shit and piss themselves so much? i don't get it

>>529190692
>broken meniscus in a dumb accident
>doesn't know shit about warlocks
>coping with projection
Now that's sad.

>>529190716
You need to roll on a fresh server, not one where everyone has been playing for 7 years.

>>529190716
>Is there any hope of somebody new becoming a tank who can lead people through places like this?
Through dungeons as big as wailing caverns? As a brand new player? You're not going to take the lead, even as a tank. Not unless you want to spend four times longer clearing every nook and cranny, making your party frustrated.

>>529190878
No projection here. You have the English level of a 3rd grader as a grown man.

>>529186000
Checked

>>529190716
Just follow the tank and step where he steps.

>but I'm the tank
"Hey guys I'm new to WoW, tell me where to go."

>>529189935
Jibella

>>529190716
Just follow the mushrooms that are on the ground. They lead the way to every boss and to the end of the dungeon.

>>529190295
what is this even a reference to

>what's so special about aoi that makes trannies here seethe shit and piss themselves so much? i don't get it

>>529191321
>Just follow the mushrooms that are on the ground.
>They lead the way to every boss and to the end of the dungeon.
Is that actually true or are you just fucking with him?

>>529190716
Just say that you're new to the game/tanking and people will put up with you simply because they'll have to wait an hour or two otherwise for a different tank to invite them. They'll be fine with you too so long as you aren't purposely doing things bad or terribly

>529191453
I look like this and say this

>>529191592
It's true. I just learned this on anniversary. My mind was blown.

>>529190716
Say at the start that you're new and need some guidance of where to go, most of the time people help. Since you're a noob I recommend you find a way to pull mobs from a distance back to you and line of sight casters, this will lower the chances of pulling several packs at once. Rest is on you. And don't worry about being new, I promise you there are warriors and paladins who played for 20 years and are still scared of tanking, so anyone tanking is welcome.

>>529190916
So if I make a character on epoch day 1, nobody in my groups will know where to go inside Wailing Caverns?

>>529191385
Me tearing the same meniacus for the second time today and losing all hope. See >>529167649

>>529190529
>It gets funnier with each successive bonus
Legit.
>+20 FR
Well, resistances were a staple in dungeon sets and fire is probably the best one for early raids, boring but guess they want to go with the vanilla felling, could be worse.
>+3% damage
Not bad for 4 pieces, a small buff for your main damage spell, nothing big and uninspired but surely the other bonus will make for it.
>seed still hits everything on the tank and if you picked the useless talent tree you can save some mana by losing DPS, because warlocks are well know for their mana issues
Really?
>every two minutes you can heal yourself a little extra, because warlocks totally have sustaining issues, also 100% useless in PvP
Fucking really?!

>>529191765
Yeah, most people have pretty bad spatial memory so they'll have forgotten the layout since last fresh. Just don't level too fast or you'll end up grouping with the tryhards.

i hope meniscusanon gets better

>>529159581
you could argue that collect/kill X quests were accepted as a group so the questgiver accepts 5 heads from that "group" per se
its still retarded though and the objective should be to mitigate the tedium those quests have by not just defaulting and taking the easy route of shared loot

me
playing on the pochi
with all my turtle friends

>>529189106
are there any encounters where aoe cap could be a problem?

For me, it's Holy Fire.

>>529192762
Raids are a mystery and you can't really do huge pulls in dungeons, the cap is there just to stop mage AoE farms.

still cagie for pochie

>>529192308
Gos bless you non. Sadly wont get better physically ever with an injury like this but maybe when a couple of weeks pass I can come to terms and wont have yhe desire to kill myself.

so now that the dust has settled
who was in the wrong
zaptuah or FMC?

>>529193876
Me for being cursed.

my hardcore character died (again)
can't decide if I should roll warrior or lock for next character

this is the kind of people you will be playing with in the epoch

>>529193876
Zaptuah was right. All his predictions came true.

>>529194256
qrd

>>529193876
zaptuah was right about everything

>>529194228
>ironman

Why are Wands so clunky? Making them just be an auto-attack would be too good?

>>529194942
They are though?

>>529195310
They're called auto-attacks even though they trigger your GCD?

>>529193876
>SRs thunderfury as a ret paladin
>spergs out because his kara geared alt loses a t-mog roll to a player who is getting geared up

>hurts too much to sleep
>hurts too much to concentrate on questing

This is probably karma for making fun of paladins itt yesterday.

zap was too minmaxed and had 0 charisma

>>529194162
>can't decide if I should roll two of the worst classes for hardcore

>>529195715
Making fun of pinkies it's always morally correct.

>>529196580
Warrior isn't that bad. Warrior players just have victim mentality.

>>529194228
That's just your average Discord dweller.

POCHIE

>>529190716
>queue strat UD
>healer doesnt know about side entrance
>walks into live entrance and has to kill himself

Jibilicia, Jiblys, Jibma, Jibboth, Jibol, Jib Mageman, Jiitank, Jibcomaexe, jibulikeafish, Jibethil, Jibzag, Jiblaynna, Jibkiss, Jibs, Jibtuah, Jibba, Jibethu, Jibb

>>529197526
How do you pronounce "pochie"?
pocky?
po-chi?
potchy?

>>529196735
>Warrior isn't that bad
With gear and a pocket healer it's arguably the best class in the game. It's just that it sucks while leveling, twice as much when leveling solo, and 3 times that while leveling solo on hardcore.

I'm new. Tell me about Jib and Zap.

>>529197947
Epoch is pronounced with a K, so I guess it's "pocky".

>tank body pulls

>have 5 cats right now
>can't walk
>didn't buy cat litter and cat food today because I had enough for the day and thought tomorrow was fine
>gave my crutches away when I stopped using them last time
>nobody to call for help

I'm playing on hardcore and I was too OP so Kaytotes had to nerf me.

>>529197947
Like ポーチィ, duh.

>>529197698
soul

>>529197947
>>529198368
anglophones, lmao
imagine building an entire empire on the inability of reading fucking letters

>>529199612
That's not me Anon

>>529199612
Why was he so bad at the game?

>>529199612

>>529199612
i find it super creepy that this faggot quit the discord and invented a wild IRL story of why he had to quit
and now is playing again with fmc pretending to be a new persona

>>529199612
>In terms of personality traits, the name Tieku is associated with being a person of action and communication, with a strong desire to learn and explore new horizons.
>The name is also linked to being sociable, optimistic, and adaptable to new situations.

>Additionally, the name Tieku is associated with the letters T, I, E, K, and U, each of which has its own meaning. The letter T is associated with being a person of action and communication, while the letter I is associated with imagination and creativity.
>The letter E is associated with seduction and a strong willpower, while the letter K is associated with vitality and energy.
>Finally, the letter U is associated with a love for luxury and an inner conflict between temptation and charity.

>>529200756
what was the wild story?

>>529200808
okay AIyuki you can shut the fuck up already with your faggotry
whats next? your going to start talking about desna you freak

>>529195713
Who tmogs trinkets?

>queue up for sm on turtle
>retards still sitting in org
>leave

>>529157695
until you dont find anyone to party up

You guys aren't being comfy

>>529202670
grrr

>>529193876
>from having almost 30 naxx raiders down to less than 20
you tell me.

>>529200048
german is a faggot's tongue which is why nobody speaks it and turkish will displace it by 2050

>>529203328
Bitterino lutscherino meinino Schwanzino :D

the biggest nigger faggots most disliked people in fmc are both german
really makes you think

guys. I'm beginning to think this "Neeru Fireblade" guy is not to be trusted

>>529204707
The likelyhood of meeting "nigger faggots" in the first place, is pretty high if you join trash guilds like fmc. Basically everyone in there has no rl friends for a reason.

What is the reason for this out of place obession with german and germans?

>>529204875
>t. Thrallbitch
You just hate him because he is a warlock. Judging people just because of their unitframe color is very racist

>>529204985
whats funny is that you can easily tell which players in fmc have real lives with friends and family
most of them are gone from the guild now kek

How many people here got into the Epoch head start launch today? Level 15 and loving it.

>>529204707
Every German (at least the ones who play WoW) is a humorless passive-aggressive faggot.

>>529205027
Epoch lead dev is German, so naturally all praise and criticism towards Epoch also extends to Germany.

>>529206154
Im not.

what RP kino class/race should I choose?

>Human Male Warrior (Knight of one of the Human kingdoms I'd decide later)
>Human Male Hunter (Same deal, melee spec)
>Dwarf Male Hunter (Barbarian Wildhammer melee Hunter with a bear pet)
>High Elf Hunter (Farstrider/Ranger, but more civilised and integrated into Stormwind's culture and broader civilization of the Alliance)
>Troll Warrior/Hunter (Amani mercenary, bear pet if hunter)
>Orc Hunter (Raider with a wolf pet, Warsong Clan. War criminal)
>Orc Warlock

Tbh I'd prefer to play a paladin but they're spammed to fuck, and I'm hesitant to woyer cuz they're so dependent on other classes to play. Whereas Hunter is perfect for solo gameplay, and since they have melee spec now I can RP as a less ranged archetype in the lore

What classes/specs get raid spots?

>>529206331
Orc warlock any day of the week

you faggots lied to me, fish is actually a really nice person

>>529206890
very funny jibulikeabella

Have they changed anything regarding casters on Epoch? Are warlocks and mages still going to be fucking awful to play?

>>529207160
the lead dev of epoch is a warrior who gave warriors wrath talents
take a guess at how badly mages and warlocks are getting fucked over

Male Dwarf Warrior main

>german midget is a dwarf warrior main
why are they like this?

can i get a confirmed list of who is playing and what they are playing on epoch?

>>529207160
Mage will be even more boring without vanilla ignite.
Warlock is the same usual curse -> spam shadowbolt. Oh, and seed of corruption was already nerfed.

>>529208446
>warrior
based
>dwarf
eh
>male
based

>>529207906
>>529208984
It's crazy that in 2025, people still don't understand how to make casters fun, on a PvE server no less.
Just give them a fuckload of haste or make spells 1.5 second casts and give them a few instant casts that you can use while moving. Building off that, create a fucking synergy between spells using crit. Hotstreak is literally the one ability fire mage needs and they're too fucking stubborn to add it. No, instead you get dragon's breath as a fucking capstone talent instead. Fucking retarded German dev.

>>529209684
Not only they don't understand, they just don't care. Just look at the pyroblast talent, it's a lose of DPS in any situation.

>>529206331
Troll Warrior
Go to Stranglethorn and fight night/high elves exclusively in wpvp all day

>>529209684
Arcane mage has lots of haste if you're into that. But they padded enemy health so you're going to spam potions and runes on cooldown and still need 2 spriests to battery in late game.

I'm still going to play Pochie.

>epoch is shit
>turtle is shit
>custom clients can be exploited to hijack your whole system if the pserver honcho wants to
why should i still bother?

dont care

still rolling pochie

>>529210537
>custom clients can be exploited to hijack your whole system
non-custom clients can do that too

>>529210763
and?

>>529210336
I hate arcane mage so much. Any spec that can rely on external factors to completely circumvent the management of their main resource is dogshit design. Just having two druids to feed you innervates in TBC was enough to make it so you only needed to cast arcane blast for the entirety of a 1 min long encounter.

still gonna play it

I think we have to move away from /vg/ and into /vm/ or else we'll never be comfy.

Pochie Bros, what should I roll? ive never played horde before and only have played alliance

>>529213018
we have a known priest and a known hunter on horde
maybe a tank or something that could tank

Last digit declares how many anons will leave FMC in the next week.

I will be making <Skinwalkers> on Epoch.

Rules:

1. This is a LARP guild (Live-action Roleplay), you MUST assume the identity of another Anon from a previous server.

2. You MUST talk, behave and act like your chosen Anon.

3. You MUST NOT assume one of your own identities from before.

4. You must LAUGH at >>529214770 for deleting his own post as I type this.

5. Elaynna may be Skinwalked but the original Elaynna player is banned from <Skinwalkers>

>>529146207
whats funny is tauren in wc3 used to be these big hulking motherfuckers that were 2 tons of pure muscle and braided their hair when they got a kill and could crush you with a log twice your size
wow has this problem with races where it tries to infantalize everything
tauren go from these rage fueled monsters to cows that talk about the earthmother all day and sit around in teepees
night elves got the same treatment in vanilla, they went from psycho environmental terrorists trying to reforest the entire world to hippie treehuggers

>>529158216
thats how mmos were played before wow turned the genre into a single player experience, zoomie

>complain to turtle devs months ago about illusion graphic bug
>Errrr this is actually blizzlike but we're willing to fix it
>never gets fixed

>>529157695
Remember to post you're toons progress on the thread so other anons can say hello and potentially party up with you

Erm...

Uh............

>>529215092
Taurens were sissies that almost got wiped out by horsepeople. In TFT, they got fully emasculated into shamans.

>>529214770
lmao

>>529215925
someone said during raid today "i feel like this is the twilight of fmc"
i rly joined at the wrong time but i like the dynamic too much to leave

>>529215925
oh nonononononono doomposter sissies did we get too cocky

Erm... is Felkiss playing?

>>529215894
what's she thinking?

>>529217306
hungry for hamburgers

>>529215894
server? cute panda

>>529193876
Both Zap and FMC are retarded.

I like the image where Pearl and Burok are both smiling while tilting their heads towards each other. Does anyone have it?

>>529206154
bavarians are pretty cool but they're also a bit retarded

>>529215894
easter bunny pearl!
needy for eggs!

so what was the point of all that? was it worth it to be a schizo retard and drive away so many anons? was it worth it to kill the only guild you had to play with?

>>529218420
if you go back like 2 years in the archive then every thread has at least one rare pearl

Untested raids btw.

>>529219815
Erm...

>>529219815
>>529219924
No that means they cleared it below 25, trust the plan

>>529219815
100% blizzlike
>fires the QA team
>pic related
>things buggier than ever before

>>529219815
Crusader Storm bros we're coming home

>>529219546
Yes. Now go play Epoch and repeat the process.

Dagie!

Did Fish delete his three man Molten Core signup?

>>529219546
happens on every anon guild desu
guild lead is a paranoid schizo and starts shit, dies, and moves onto a new server to repeat the process

>>529220417
yes

This mob only has 1256 health on turtle at this level... Nearly 200 more on epoch? It's over.

>>529220086
jib made that post

>>529220846
I'm not Jib and I'm not in FMC

>>529220914

>>529220636
Lmao what a bitch
He really thought people were going to help him farm TF

is arms any fun on turtle?

>>529221358
ya but hamstirng has a 6 second cooldown so warrior in general sucks(in pvp)

>>529221421
what an idiotic change

>>529220482
QRD?

>>529219815
this will be an absolute shitshow

does Power Word Shield block Rage generation, yes or no? I keep seeing conflicting answers

>>529220482
pearl was pretty stable for mb2 and CS, no idea what happened in FMC because i hate turtle

>>529222637
yes in classic/turtle
was changed in TBC i think

>>529222637
Yes

>>529222823
>>529222797
but that's terrible

>>529222637
Not on the 'Poch

>>529223825
PW:S is absurdly mana efficient EHP if it gets used up

>reposting the same screenshots over and over
your samefagging is tiresome
give it a rest

>>529225187
Comfy...

i found him...

>>529225187
>tfw missed all the fun events in the guild because I wasn't invited

POCHIE THE ROCK!!!!!

>>529225503
i'm not even in the screenshot i just thought it was a really nice one with the clouds and anons fishing together so i reposted it okay

>>529225187
what server?

>>529225187
Loving this

>>529228726
don't care

>>529218420

>>529230495
how is she always so happy?

>>529230495
I love it

cringe

how's the general interest for projects that progress through different expansions? are there any projects in the works?

>>529233868
There are two that I know, Chromiecraft going from vanilla to wrath at a pace of a snail, and Warmane Onyxia going from vanilla to wrath but it's Warmane. Both are in TBC, Chromie about to go to wrath "soon".

>>529208446
based, I /kneel

>>529230495
A Panda named Pearl.

>>529232184
Because she was always around friends

POCHIE

>>529236469
abbabbbeabaaghrhanbaaaaaa

>every picture with her has a tauren or a wolf
I'm noticing a pattern here

>>529225696
jib if he tall and flag

>>529236910
Erm...

>her

>>529236910
Dostor only liked men.

>>529236910
Stop noticing chud

I think I'm done with WoW
It was fun for a while but I've got major schizofatigue and playing with you guys just isn't fun after the novelty of the raids wore off

Join <Schizo Fatigue> on 'poch

>>529194228
>Sarodomin
Why are they like this? They really are Paladins, kek

>he deleted his cope GDKP MC run

What am I supposed to do until Pochie?

>>529241605
a rogue NEEDS thunderfury before warriors
he's simply doing the guild a favour so the tanks can get it after him

any taurens on turtle want to do this to my nelfie:

https://files.catbox.moe/tnmesz.webm

i'm in ratchet next to the inn :3

kino map

Will the poch warmode also give +xp like troonte? I fucking hated that

>pearl returns to the thread because he wants to play a “chaste” femtauren priestess on epoch
>suddenly coincidentally pearlposting starts up again
This shit is just sad

mop players are retail players; they have shit taste and shit opinions. avoid mop players like you would avoid a pajeet.

>>529242604
yes, you get +5% exp in warmode but pvp kills supposedly give a good chunk of exp too

>>529242119
Cant wait for Quel Thalas to be accessible. And I hope the incoming Ruins of Silvermoon raid is not some Kara40/Naxx tier raid: Already got Upper Kara and will get Grim Batol in the future for super hard raids, so Silvermoon should be not easy, but either BWL or AQ40.

>I got filtered by MoP

>>529243142
not white

>>529243039
do you know that there will be a new horde capital - zul'aman in the eversong wastes

I forgot about that! Playing horde so it benefits, but hope to see the same but Alliance in the future.

You know what... TurtleWoW is plenty comfy as well. Perhaps I'll just stay here.

>>529242119
the only hidden zones left in EK are quel'thalas and this thing east of burning steppes

Is everything cross faction on Epoch? Parties, dungeons and raids? Battlegrounds? Areas and cities? Auction House?

>>529245875
everything except world bosses

>>529245875
>cities
if only

What class/spec should I choose on Poochie if I want to slowly solo level and adventure, and I also want to craft my own gear as I level up?
What would be the peak comfy?

>>529246042
Uhm... I think Warrior would be good. Mhm mhm, yup. I remember leveling a Warrior on Chromie and it was super comfy nonny. I fished, I cooked, I even made bronze armor with my professions.

>>529245948
Where do I go to just indulge in this fetish and ERP?

I unironically had a dream about epoch yesterday. I dreamt I was doing the Ratchen quests and there was one where I had to pick up a flash light and head into a dark tunnel and after completing the quest the goblin gave me a porotal to og. Also the city kind of looked differently as the north path, the one where you would go to the pirate section, was closed off and there was a shop there instead. Also the dock was way bigger and further into the sea.

>muh epoch
Another dead classic+ that'll only last 4 months

>doing dungeon
>dps starts begging for spell gold
MOTHERFUCKER

>>529242732
>person returns
>people who like that person start posting about them
i know who it is and it isn't pearl

>>529247602
kino for 4 months? thanks for the rec anon
btw what are you playing? guarantee its more dead or less entertaining than epoch will be

>>529142073
is it just me that thinks these tbc/wrath style of talents are boring as shit, it's like every class has a "whenever you do damage you have x% chance to do x% more damage" talent, and let's not get started on the number of trinkets that have that exact same passive effect

have you ever dreamed about a /wpsg/ anon?

what happened to the mc run? why was it deleted?

>>529246692
man, find a hobby or something to do for a month

>>529248739
I did 2 days ago

>>529248739
Once yeah

The K in Ktotes stands for KuKluxKlan

>>529248739
i dreamt about hatefucking aoiyuki and telegetu for killing fmc and being useless

>>529248739
Yeah it happened once and I woke up sad and miserable after

>>529250191
zap can we not

Do turtles just hate dungeons or is there some shitty discord I need to join?

>>529251283
nobody wants to play tank, server pop is all dpscucks and healsissies

>>529250191
that's so funny fish

Please come to my MC run...

>>529246186
Will warrior really be comfy on a server where mobs will have increased hp though?
I don't know how good warrior is for questing in TBC talents, or even with Epoch changes, but it seems like it might end up being a bit too much to be comfy.

how do I avoid all these cringe namefags when epoch comes out? or how can I grief them enough so they quit?

>>529253098
Wait for them to make a troon guild again and avoid anyone from that guild.

it should be mandatory for doms to post their bodies so us sissies know they are not 700lb landwhales

>>529253581
This.

Us normal thin people shouldn't be held down by those hideous fat fuck fake doms. Real doms like me are on a strict diet and workout plan.

>>529253581
I'm dom and I am twink irl

So apparently battlegrounds are not crossfaction on Epoch because it was more important to make 1600 useless quests than work on a core mechanic of the game.
How was faction balance during the beta? I'd guess Alliance was favored since they have "better" aesthetic and you can get any racial?

>>529253581
>>529253782
tru
if i am going to plap you as a futa goddess i expect you to look at least half as good as me

>>529254864
this is how every futa nelf player looks like irl

>>529254864
a0iyu...

>>529254719
>pve servers focuses on pve stuff instead of pvp
UNBELIEVABLE

>>529254719
they could easily implement mercenary mode, temporarily becoming member of another faction for the BGs

>>529255167
>Whole revamp of PvP rewards
>New currency systems
>Defensive resilience-like stat implementation
>Warmode
>Arena
>"They don't care about le PvP :^)"
Shut up you disingenuous fag
>>529255198
Ye but they haven't and it WILL become an issue. On the first iteration of classic, Horde was favored about 55% to 45% across servers on EU and their queue times for battlegrounds were massive. It's not going to be fixed while the server is on fire due to a myriad of bugs their dumb beta testers did not catch.

>>529255768
it is what it is, 19 bracket will be hunter cancer bracket anyhow

https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/guide-night-elf-roleplay/22027

anons do u know of anything like this but for orcs?

>>529245948
>me when a bad non-human man tell me to do anything

Where's Johntankman?

>>529255768
god i cannot wait for pvp in epoch excpet arena, fuck that
i will be playing wpvp and bgs so fucking much my only concern(?) is that the pvp trinket set will be better than any engineering/utility trinket, which is one of the most fun and also most cancerous part of WoW classic/vanilla pvp.
if you don't go engi, you lose so many BIS tools. however, on epoch, they have the 2set pvp trinket bonus for fucktons of stam and other bonuses. looking forward to seeing how it plays out.

Stop noticing

>>529256143
https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/compendium-of-roleplay-guides/469154

>>529257287
holy fucking based thank you so much anon

>>529256992
Grenades alone are a good enough reason to go engineering. Not to mention helms and rocket boots. It's unfortunate if reflectors and summons gimp your stats but that doesn't make the profession less desirable unless there are some insane items in others.

>>529252592
it's quite literally the same as nilla

>>529258241
do reflectors even exist on epoch/wotlk/tbc

>>529256976
he left the discord wtf

Played turtle with gf. Her first time playing wow. She played 4 hours straight until we finished all the quests in northshire. Man it must be so fun to start from 0 knowledge and experience of the game, struggling to properly use the movement/camera controls, abilities, learning to train and how quests work.

>>529258968
i tried to get 7 different people into wow that like fantasy and all that stuff and they all quit before 10

>>529259127
Tbf she hates fantasy. Refuses to watch lotr or any other mildly fantasy setting movie. But she was really getting into wow.

>>529258428
Idk I haven't beta tested Epoch. In TBC/WOTLK they have a chance to fizzle on spells from enemies above lvl 60 and warriors have a reflect skill.

>>529258968
What's your characters names. I'll send you guys some bags.

>Tanks (1): Asalys
>Late: Fuutank
>Tentative: Johntankman
>Absence: Warhorn, Telol
...healsluts and dpsissies... why are our tanks abandoning us...?

>>529259304
nobody wants to play with mentally ill freaks that constantly look for ways to use people for pixels in a game

>>529258968
What's your characters names. I'll come with my big fat tauren to cuck you.

>>529259421
explain?

>>529259304
John left the discord, and Telol is on his last legs. I'm sure if Fish gets to just remove one more troublemaker, FMC will finally be fixed and fun again.

>>529259284
Bugma and Jyb

what's the equivalent to a warhammer online / GW2 engineer? split between hunter and shaman

basically it's a pet class except the pets are stationary and you have several. I guess that's more shaman, but they're hybrid casters rather than a ranged physical. it's a shame traps are only for marginal utility. hunter would be interesting if survivability let you become a trap master

>>529259524
why blame fish though?

>>529259421
I raided with these people once and that's all I needed

>>529259284
Bakamax and keaicathy
Thanks anon

>>529259776
shaman is NOT a pet class in the slightest
closest thing to a pet class where the pets are high-damage but stationary is warlock with an imp I guess, he's basically a turret

>>529259776
Elemental Shaman is a full on spellcaster, you also summon big boy, heavy CD elementals in the later expansions.

Their main issue is mana, but Epoch gives them a pretty strong version of Water Shield, unlike Troondle where you get it at fucking level 56. Still it never hurts to pay a mage you come across for some water, shit is rough pre-Wrath.

>>529260208

>>529260593
>listening and rewarding discord sycophants
That explains a lot of things.

>>529259512
fuck you retarded cocksucker, you know full well what he means

>>529258968
>mfw i remember doing this with my ex

>>529261820
No I don't, explain yourself

is prot war on turtle any better or is it mogged still by bear and pally

>>529262096
its good, very good for dungeon tanking as well

>>529262325
>very good for dungeon tanking as well
better than arms even?

>>529262096
i'll take a warr over a pally any day

>>529262096
Bear threatmogs everything, paladin it depends on the fight, if you're on mitigation gear it feels like paladin over threats them but otherwise no. It depends on your build since warrior has a larger range of threat potential while paladin has less options

>>529214994
Why do you hate Elaynna so much every thread? I remember her as being helpful and friendly.

>>529262685
What are you gonna play on Epoch Elaynna? If you need a good healsissy let me know!

>>529262661
i already have a bear so was just thinking about an alt really. ill never play paladin so was just wanting to see the state of warrior tanks since deep prot is useless in normal vanilla

most fun class?

so poch is gonna be at least 70% horde right? with the undead pallys and all
I mean who wants to roll fucking dwarf shaman
ugly midgets

>>529263536
It's better than in vanilla and with defensive tactics you can switch to battle stance for threat on demand

>>529263706
alliance gets a lot more new zones and all racials are available to every class
we just have to wait and see

>>529263706
on the contrary who the fuck wants to live in mudhuts and play
>green booger
>punk tusk freak
>a fucking corpse
>cow
...when you can just roll human female and get their racials at 60

>human female
anyone who is not a transvestite apparently, you're making a good case to roll horde

i'm rolling horde

fem nelf with war stomp kinoooo

>>529264575
Corpse is my favorite but I refuse to be a mud hut dwelling no shoes. Undead should be allowed in alliance. Makes no sense why they can't be.
>>529264723
I'm the strongest, straightest, and least mentally ill person itt and I've always played female human aside from my very first character as a kid which was a nelf male.

almost ready to tank my first dungeon!

>>529265057
>undead should be allowed in alliance, makes no sense why they can't be
nigger their entire lore is being abandoned by their former families for being an undead scourge. no human/nelf/dwarf/gnome will want their zombie brother back in the family.

>>529265057
whatever tranny

>>529265101
you'll want to kill a single shaman from that path for the quest

clam down lil' zug I'm sure everyone will roll horde when trans-racials exist lmao

>>529265057
>I'm the strongest, straightest, and least mentally ill person itt

>>529265057
mental illness

>>529265057
Anon, i...

>>529265101
>doesn't full clear for xp
NGMI

good bye space cowboy
you will be missed tank man

>>529263706
80% alliance, 20% undead paladins. The only thing keeping horde afloat before were the racials.

>>529263706
Dwarf Shaman is kino. If that's anything to go by the ratio on discord roles is 55%/45% in favor of the Alliance. Some messages also tell that (not sure if they ran census or something). That ain't surprising considering you can get any racial at level 60.
>>529264575
If Horde is less populated they will have faster BG queues. That's a good reason to roll there, at least for me.

>>529264575
>A fucking corpse
me

>>529265101
good luck!

>he picks rogue
>on the server where everyone in BG's will be running around with 30-45% Stun resistance
Lol. Lmao.

Elaynna won
John lost
It's only a matter of time Telol ack himself

dont need shoes or stone houses to win every single bg
pink sissies cope

It's like FMC just fizzled out.

Need the FMC qrd

>>529266314
Where do you get that number from? Does gear give stun resist? Hardiness is nerfed to 15%. At most Priests will have 30%. In any case Rogue with the TBC kit is just nasty.

fish has been planning to kill fmc for long now
zaptuah predicted it
fish harassing other members and driving them away

>>529267419
Warrior, Rogue, Druid and Priest 15% from talents.

5% baseline.

15% from Hardiness

>>529267434
how is magic wheelchair a thing if priests, druids, paladins and shamans exist

>>529266990
3 people online in FMC…
If you don't count fish and sunethil as guild members, then there's only one FMC member online.

>>529260208
>he fell for it

>>529267434
Nah he’s just a low iq retard

>>529265272
Yeah asshole, they could just say that the ones on the alliance side are the ones that were not abandoned and resisted Sylvanas' control or whatever the fuck it is. Then rp trannies could be like "hurr durr begone forsaken" when they see me in SW ans I'll just /spit. Easy game.

Rest of the mentally ill projecting trannoids get no replies.

>>529267434
fish unironically believed he was doing everything for the guild
that's how delusional he is

>dualspec costs 1k gold
>harder aka bloated hp mobs
man I feel healers and tanks will be even more rare than usual on pochie

>>529267434
What is this gayass AI wheelchair meme. I don't get it. Is it some tranny feature from some new private server or what?

>>529268513
>AI
nobody tell him.

>>529267524
That's not everybody then. Combat rouge and Feral are meme specs in PvP also. It's only really Priest that's going to be stupid with Hardiness. Pretty sure Rogue is going to be giga busted in the right hands. It's just not going to be free like Vanilla.

>>529268513
Anon I...

>>529219815
>Doesn't have 25 total players
>Makes raids 25 players
:o

>>529268513
Ye it's AI like the gay centaurs

>>529267434
If only we had joined fishys mc puggy...

>>529268340
What will be the.main costs in pochie by the way? So 1k for dual spec. Then how much are the two riding trainings with the fast and slow mount? Any other urgent costs to consider?

how does racial swap work anyway?
>just wholesale transfer a.k.a the most durable, flower picking, war stomping gnome
>pick and choose your shit, a.k.a build-a-bear
>primary, secondary, misc racial ability
>just collect it like turtle players do with mental illnesses

>>529268017
But if Fish gets Thunderfury then the guild will clear Naxx even though he never attends Naxx raids. Because a Rogue definitely need Thunderfury on a server where they nerfed Rogue tanking and have flat out said Rogue are not tanks

>If Fish just removes the rest of the rabblerousers, FMC will be saved and everyone will be happy he just needs to cross one more name off the list bro just one more name

>>529268953
You can only swap to racials that your class can normally have and it comes with a 2 weeks CD, there's also something about questing to get them initially but i can't recall how it works.

>>529268513
It’s a pic from modern retail WoW.
There’s a trend in modern fantasy of having people in fantasy wheelchairs. It’s dumb “inclusion” garbage that makes no sense when they could just give him magic legs or heal his spine.

>>529268589
>>529268743
What?
>>529268840
Gay what? Is that some turtle thing?

>let's ignore the people that make up our guild and reward the shitters
you wanted a dead guild you have a dead guild

>>529269191
:|

>>529269168
that's nice but can you min max with them let's say
>Bloodfury, Berserking, Command
if I wanted to play a hunter or something
that is the real question

>>529269494
Best part is he doesn't even need it. He is just a lazy nigger, but that's just good ole Khadgar.

Honestly, I'm impressed by Fish. He did what Elaynna, Sylma leaving, Zap and Aoiyuki couldn't do.

He's a piece of shit, but I'm impressed.

>stabdotexe rejoins the guild
>endless drama starts and people are quitting
hmmmmmm

>>529258968
i did this with myself
but i had gay erpers in goldshire to help me

>>529269573
No, you get the racials from one race and that's it

>>529269416
>try to invite a couple pugs
>everyone has an autistic meltdown that someone may be competing for their gear
>pugs are outright banned in guild raids
fmc brought this upon themselves, there's not enough people that browse this thread to fill a raid

>>529270212
>Worship and reward being a shitter
>Surprised when you bleed players 24/7/365

>>529270212
there is but I'm not mentally ill enough to want to raid with you freaks. maybe if this was 10 years ago and /vg/ wasn't a buglight for troons & their orbiters

fish was the real biofem all along, not aoiyuki
he killed fmc... i mean, she

>>529270212
We had +20 active raiders a few days ago.

>>529265101
SOVL

>>529270389
we were 8 down from scaling on fiday anonalonadingusdongus
and yesterday we couldnt even attempt patchwerk or laothus

>>529270212
>there's not enough people that browse this thread to fill a raid
thats the thing though, there is enough people, but half of them are retarded niggers like >>529270357 who lose one loot roll and get mindbroken for years

>>529267434
proof?

What are the good pvp talents gonna be on pochy

>>529270863
holy projection discord troon

I cannot wait for Epoch but kinda scared to engage with private server players again. In the past they had been ultra shit compared to the classic crowd, most were unemployed, and had some mental issues. Plus the wotlk client will be aids.

monopoly money lmao

>>529271612

>>529271612

>>529271612

>>529271164
i'm all of these things but i don't look like a fat potato
i work out hard and have a nice diet

>>529270791
that's because people just don't come.
same thing happened on our first venture to naxx.
we see a large turnout and have a successful raid, and then people just never show up again.
it's infuriating.

>>529270212
pugs being banned in our raids is nice
people should also not be allowed to pug raid that the guild is doing

>>529262370
the improved revenge + reprisal talent makes your revenge hit harder, stun, have less cooldown and cost 0 rage, its very nice to have in dungeons where you tend to be rage starved, switching from arms to prot tanking will be noticeable TPS boost especially after level 32 when you get shield slam

>>529215092
they were always wise and calm, retard. cairne bloodhoof in wc3's voice puts me to sleep in a good way

>>529265626
this image makes me inexplicably sad

man I can't stand playing on warmeme any longer