Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:51:28 AM
No.529226584
>>529229920
>>529253087
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
LEAST favourite Nightlord?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:53:19 AM
No.529226718
>>529235363
bred
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:54:48 AM
No.529226819
>>529239491
One of these day I will recieve a good anti-holy Greatshield against the pony
His holy damage is really hard to survive for prolonged periods of time
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:55:02 AM
No.529226831
>>529226993
>>529228307
>>529226701
Augur
he's super trivial, lightning spells shit all over him
and nothing happens in his fight. AoE the adds he shits out, ranged on tear, gg
it's not a bad fight but worse, it's boring
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:55:39 AM
No.529226875
>>529226968
>>529246875
So now that we've seen two everdark sovereigns, do we know if their weaknesses are the same as their base counterparts?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:56:33 AM
No.529226942
>>529226960
So once you kill all the bosses once, whats even the point in playing
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:56:39 AM
No.529226949
>>529227278
>>529227393
Is the Signboard gacha actually worth spending the newer currency on? One roll per everdark kill is pretty fucking steep if it's just going to give the same shit I can get in the bazaar gacha.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:56:49 AM
No.529226960
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:56:57 AM
No.529226967
>>529227132
>>529226701
fern... easy on the hamburgers...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:56:57 AM
No.529226968
>>529227641
>>529226875
Going for sleep against the horse is actually a valid strategy?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:57:23 AM
No.529226993
>>529227232
>>529226831
I think you're right, it's not a visually strong fight, its design is just a jellyfish, and the keepaway makes it a bastard Elden Beast
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:57:45 AM
No.529227023
>>529230263
Love Miquella!!!!!
Being willing to get mutilated and injured just so he can be the one to heal you up
https://rentry.org/k8gkptpk
Excuse any typos
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:57:59 AM
No.529227050
>>529227280
>>529228230
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:59:23 AM
No.529227132
>>529226967
she needs them for all the plappings sheβs going to get from me later
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:00:41 AM
No.529227232
>>529226993
the fact that it floats and moves around makes it even worse than elden beast
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:01:21 AM
No.529227278
q or nappy
>>529226949
It's just a dedicated 1 purple everytime, not better rates or anything I surmise but I only did about 50 rolls so far
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:01:23 AM
No.529227280
>>529228054
>>529231689
>>529227050
guardianKEKS are not white
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:02:57 AM
No.529227391
Too bad I never touch this class
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:02:59 AM
No.529227393
>>529227489
>>529226949
No of course not. Go download the WeMod cheat table, give yourself all the skins, then download the CE relic editor and give yourself the builds you want. Gacha is a retards game made by soul-less corporate monsters.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:03:50 AM
No.529227442
>>529227508
>play tank shield character so your ranged buddies can deal damage
>don't deal any damage so you can never get aggro and your ranged buddies die a lot because they're eating shit
this is a fucking conundrum
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:03:51 AM
No.529227446
>>529227513
>>529235363
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:03:59 AM
No.529227452
>>529227602
>>529232676
>Solo Duchess to practice
>Get demon cursed with 2 minutes left in the upper right part of the map on night 2
>Just leveled and have no runes to pay his retarded 35k cost
>Try to kill him
>Die because I'm working with 66% HP
>Rains close so I just lose 33% max HP forever
I fucking hate Libra's curse and I get it all the fucking time
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:04:29 AM
No.529227489
>>529227563
>>529227393
>cheatranny
Oh no no no
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:04:51 AM
No.529227508
>>529227442
>Put in a passive that increases threat
>Only works if the enemy hits you
I don't think From really gets what they're trying to do with Guardian
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:04:56 AM
No.529227513
>>529227446
You're beautiful
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:05:37 AM
No.529227563
>>529228082
>>529227489
>Denying reality to live in a fantasy others constructed for him
1. Rent free
2. Projection
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:06:00 AM
No.529227602
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:06:36 AM
No.529227641
>>529226968
no, it doesn't do anything on him
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:07:08 AM
No.529227679
>>529227748
>>529229347
is it just me or are the unique weapon movesets for executor and raider worse than the default ones?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:07:19 AM
No.529227697
>>529227647
guardianGODS how can this be...?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:08:07 AM
No.529227748
>>529227679
that's why everyone just jump L1s as raider
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:08:16 AM
No.529227760
>>529227647
he had 2 previous chances and blew them being a faggot
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:09:27 AM
No.529227841
anyone else feeling kinda yurmy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:10:44 AM
No.529227931
>>529228076
>>529231596
i kind of just want to go back and replay sekiro instead of trying to make this janky shoehorned bullshit work
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:11:42 AM
No.529228003
god raiders are such chads..
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:12:36 AM
No.529228054
>>529228502
>>529227280
You are brown
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:12:50 AM
No.529228071
i didn't actually know greyoll's roar would revive 1 bars as i'd never used it before to revive. pretty neat
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:12:53 AM
No.529228076
>>529227931
It's ok we're gonna win!
>>529228013
i know..i just want to be double teamed by them.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:12:58 AM
No.529228082
>>529228497
>>529227563
>rent free
You're posting about it, cheatranny. You're paying the rent.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:13:10 AM
No.529228105
>>529228013
niggers who leave cubes everywhere
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:14:11 AM
No.529228161
>>529231596
>>529228013
>>529228081
duchess sluts giving me hard ons again
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:14:59 AM
No.529228230
>>529228374
>>529235507
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:16:07 AM
No.529228307
>>529252675
>>529226701
>>529226831
augur seemed cool at first with the whole "damaging anything in the arena hurts the boss" gimmick,
except it actually does fuckall for damage and you're better off hitting it directly anyway
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:16:20 AM
No.529228326
>>529235507
>>529235624
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:16:28 AM
No.529228334
>>529228382
>>529228691
IT'S MIDNIGHTREIGN
THEME:
https://youtu.be/btObUyASSI8?si=eGBDxF8F1muIm_uY
WHAT YA MAININ'
WHAT BUILD YOU GUNNIN'
WHAT YA DRANKIN'
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:17:11 AM
No.529228374
>>529228230
>covered in his own blood because the lock on camera caused him to face away from the boss or the boss' attack just went around his shield
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:17:18 AM
No.529228382
>>529228530
>>529228334
wylduh
anythan i want
wartuh
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:17:42 AM
No.529228409
>we are still very low level
>try to move past Black Blade Kindred to a gaol
>one of the other two guys sees the enemy and tries to fight it
>other guy joins in
>we almost wipe and it takes way too fucking long
this shit feels like I'm using a skyrim follower with crappy AI sometimes
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:19:07 AM
No.529228497
>>529228054
birdmans voice actor is indian LMAO
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:19:33 AM
No.529228530
>>529228637
>>529228382
No more half measures wylduh..
Raiderbros, do you prefer to powerstance or 2H?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:20:39 AM
No.529228626
>>529227647
Typical negress behavoir tbf
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:20:54 AM
No.529228637
>>529228530
all the way or nothan
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:21:38 AM
No.529228691
>>529228502
>cast the only indian as a filthy animal that shits on itself
what did they mean by this?
>>529228334
going to be ruining peoples games learning duchess
dual status daggers
modelo
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:22:25 AM
No.529228742
>>529228585
jumping L1 spam
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:22:49 AM
No.529228770
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:22:49 AM
No.529228772
>>529228013
*ugly swarthoids
>>529228081
you are a tranny
>>529228684
stunning, brave, even
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:23:03 AM
No.529228784
>>529228975
is it time to queue
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:23:13 AM
No.529228792
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:23:35 AM
No.529228819
>>529229059
>>529229183
Sorry I didn't revive R he kinda puts a lot of pressure on you.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:23:54 AM
No.529228842
>>529229049
whose idea was it to feel up libra at level fuckin 5 i never wanna do that again......
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:25:17 AM
No.529228953
>>529229041
>>529229042
>>529228684
>Returning to title screen during session will incur a penalty
Has anyone here actually been penalised yet? Shit, I think alt-F4 gets around it because the game just thinks your game crashed.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:25:39 AM
No.529228975
>>529228784
queue your butt up on my lap
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:25:47 AM
No.529228986
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:26:24 AM
No.529229041
>>529228953
the penalty is you can't play a new game you can only reconnect right?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:26:25 AM
No.529229042
>>529228953
I was disconnected from the server for like 30 minutes after I left a lot of games in a day
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:26:35 AM
No.529229049
>>529228842
>every other boss invasion is a heavily nerfed version of the fight
>goat is the real goat fight
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:26:44 AM
No.529229059
>>529229129
>>529228819
That's ok, I messed around a lot trying to deflect his combos so I had it coming.
I miss cute vocaroo anon...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:27:36 AM
No.529229117
>good group, good run, level 14 by the end of it
>get fulgur down to 2%, both teammates die
>have a wending grace and superior ironeye bow skills
>"nah, id solo him"
>fucking dies twice because of miyazakis retardation of letting me accidentally dual wield my OFF HAND SHIElD, FUCKING WHAT
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:27:36 AM
No.529229119
>>529229230
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:27:42 AM
No.529229129
>>529229059
Ever since dark Fulghor dropped there's like a 5% chance that a boss won't drop an orb and it happened twice that game.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:27:45 AM
No.529229132
>>529229064
Please don't encourage that troon to come back.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:27:55 AM
No.529229143
virile bbc needed in erg stat
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:28:05 AM
No.529229161
why did juniorzaki have to add this fucking meme agp gremlin to shit up coop...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:28:22 AM
No.529229175
>>529228684
the cheater will seethe if you only do gaols and world bosses. thatβs how i got sneedger to ragequit on night 1
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:28:28 AM
No.529229183
>>529229251
>>529231038
>>529228819
There was something wrong with that Fulghor. It's like he chose only to spam holy blade 90% of the time
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:28:32 AM
No.529229189
>Only play with wife/friends
>Only friend wants to play tonight
>Pug some random
>Drops right away
>Me and bro have the best fucking run ever and I kill the new hardmode on my first try
Gooner if you post/lurk here, you missed a sick run you dumb fag
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:28:36 AM
No.529229195
>>529229064
you unironically miss an attention-whoring tranny?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:29:03 AM
No.529229230
>>529229119
Duh if that wasn't obvious enough.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:29:07 AM
No.529229234
>>529229332
2/3 erg PC
queueing giga horse
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:29:28 AM
No.529229251
>>529231038
>>529229183
Yeah he spammed those attacks and broke my guard.
Also that entire game was just off, it was really laggy on my end at points.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:30:38 AM
No.529229332
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:30:45 AM
No.529229338
>>529229505
>getting the same seed twice in a row
this shit is so ass. it shouldn't be possible. add more seeds too.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:30:48 AM
No.529229347
>>529227679
I love 2h r1 attack chain, and his running r2 is fun
I might not be the most meta but Im having fun so fuck it
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:30:52 AM
No.529229352
>slightly annoyed at Duchess attacking Libra so I couldn't get Eventual Greatness
>he dies before it would've activated
Aye, fair enough
is sneedger carrying pc queues again
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:32:00 AM
No.529229445
>>529229646
>>529229402
do playstation players have a sneedger
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:32:16 AM
No.529229474
>>529229402
>please pay attention to me please please
here you go, now dilate and fuck off
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:32:33 AM
No.529229505
>>529229338
just change your shitting earth bro
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:33:07 AM
No.529229548
>>529228585
I like 2h but I'm in the minority here
jump l1 is boring to me
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:33:35 AM
No.529229581
>Already used to carry as a raider
>literally great run with wylder and ironeye
>from 8 deaths, 5 are on me, including two on golden fulgor
Feel bad about being carried
Fuck, my revenant hard fulgor kill had only single death, and only because I retardly decided to summon big guy before using ult
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:33:45 AM
No.529229594
>the attention-seeking faggots are also blatant cheaters
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:33:48 AM
No.529229596
>>529229742
>>529231205
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:33:48 AM
No.529229597
>>529230068
Guys I have no idea what happened. I leveled up at the Divine Tower site of grace, and my first death against gigadhor ended up with two bars for some ungodly reason. Absolutely fucking annoying. Fucking tragic.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:33:56 AM
No.529229615
>>529231858
>>529235658
Literal perfection
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:34:24 AM
No.529229646
>>529229445
PSN here, I need to start checking some of the relics after my matches. I saw a guy in my victor's records with a weapon damage of 9999
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:34:25 AM
No.529229649
>>529229728
>>529229064
you can just call her neko
>>529229402
dont talk about yourself
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:34:33 AM
No.529229660
>>529228585
I like 2H more but I do whatever I get with the passives.
Damage Negation While Charging Attacks and/or Damage up when two-handing for two-handing.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:35:27 AM
No.529229728
>>529230035
>>529231858
>>529229649
Oh is that her name?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:35:37 AM
No.529229742
>>529229596
based dragon
fuck bellniggers
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:36:15 AM
No.529229776
>>529228585
I really love 2h, but as a raider it's like nerfing yourself, so powerstancing
Jumping is boring though
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:36:25 AM
No.529229786
A little buzzed
I'm jumping into the queue and I will be horny
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:36:58 AM
No.529229824
Why do we hate bell again? it's just worse than hoarfrost anyway.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:37:19 AM
No.529229847
>>529228585
I have by far the most success powerstancing
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:38:20 AM
No.529229912
1/3 dark darkdrift psn
i'm done with guardian tonight i'll play raider.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:38:24 AM
No.529229920
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:38:42 AM
No.529229939
>>529228585
sword and board niggy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:38:57 AM
No.529229953
>>529230039
>>529230108
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:39:09 AM
No.529229963
Was gonna test if 7 gaols actually gives 40% instead of 35% (everyone says it does, but I havenβt seen a single confirmed test or datamine). Tried using the hexinton table but it seems super barebones and primitive. Pretty much just lets you do stupid shit like stay invincible or go super speed, but not much else.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:39:27 AM
No.529229987
>>529230716
>>529228502
And you are still brown.
At what point should I start using the password? I don't wanna shit up /erg/'s runs and get flamed, I'm pretty new
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:40:10 AM
No.529230035
>>529229728
the vocaroo troon is nyeko knyaight yes from /dsg/
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:40:15 AM
No.529230039
>>529229953
Iron Eye's CANONICAL strength btw.
>his ult shoots an arrow that breaks the sound barrier which requires 2093904904390 kilograms of force
he no diff's the elden verse.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:40:43 AM
No.529230068
>>529229597
Also, it's funny, if you idle long enough in the Divine Tower, the game automatically transports all players within the trigger for opening the door.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:41:27 AM
No.529230108
>>529230208
>>529229953
how long do you have to grind freja/wormface for this?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:41:37 AM
No.529230119
>>529230363
>>529230005
when you can kill gaygoat on command
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:41:46 AM
No.529230127
>>529230363
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:42:56 AM
No.529230208
>>529230108
How do you even get it early enough to do that anyway?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:43:46 AM
No.529230263
>>529230426
>>529227023
This is nice fic and all but Miqqy belong to Trina. If she canβt have him then no one can.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:45:19 AM
No.529230363
>>529230787
>>529230119
I'm okay at him
Unless you mean Super Fulghor in which case fuck no
>>529230127
PC
imagine getting a syrupy pawjob from the super kawaii nyeko knyaight under a table at denny's while she wears these
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:45:39 AM
No.529230393
>>529230941
>>529231054
2/3 dark darkdrift psn
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:45:57 AM
No.529230410
>>529230375
Kill yourself
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:46:11 AM
No.529230421
>>529231421
>>529230375
She's soooooo pretty <3
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:46:14 AM
No.529230426
>>529231689
>>529232590
>>529230263
Selfcest is based
I'm a multishipper so I like Miquella with a good handful of characters
I feel like this is a long shot but are there any pro Guardians or Guardian mains? I beat all the bosses as Wylder and Iβm trying out the other characters now, and Guardian feels completely miserable to play. No damage, guarding is useless against elemental boss attacks, guard counters are a silly memeβ¦ I feel like I must be doing something wrong but Wylder was both easier to play and stronger.
Are there any tips for Guardianing?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:46:18 AM
No.529230434
>>529230778
>>529235658
ks4yh
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:47:29 AM
No.529230529
>>529230005
Doesn't matter because there are literal third world cheaters who will ruin your run.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:47:51 AM
No.529230561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ7o98pflFU
Anyone speak nip? What relics is he running?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:48:20 AM
No.529230592
>>529228684
I had an irl sensible chuckle
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:48:40 AM
No.529230619
fuck miyazaki dogshit ass game im boutta im finna ugh
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:49:03 AM
No.529230641
>>529230712
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:49:13 AM
No.529230650
>>529231693
>>529230431
>guard counters are a silly meme
no? if anything that's all he has going for him. that and damage reflect and bullying small mobs.
guardian is really, REALLY good throughout the days if you get an extended skill duration relic. he struggles against bosses because he still gets knocked back quite a bit with steel guard, which is why his halberd guard counters can run forward a bit if you hold R2. it really sucks that he doesn't have this R2 on spears and great spears considering great spears are great.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:49:41 AM
No.529230680
>>529228684
Post profiles sheesh.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:50:15 AM
No.529230712
>>529230641
This damn brat...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:50:19 AM
No.529230716
>>529230797
>>529229987
birdman is literally brown thoughbeit
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:51:06 AM
No.529230778
>>529230434
fulghor cannot counter this
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:51:10 AM
No.529230787
>>529230363
Nah schizo demon
Hes honestly was biggest retard check in the game at launch so good on you
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:51:13 AM
No.529230789
>>529231040
>>529230431
Saw the best Guardian ever two games ago:
>>529226027
Tried to ask him what relics he was running since I neglected to check but he's nip so he won't accept my request.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:51:21 AM
No.529230797
>>529253874
>>529230716
And you are still brown.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:53:26 AM
No.529230941
>>529230393
This is what my fights against fallingstar look like
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:54:39 AM
No.529231013
1/3 dark darkdrift erg psn
>>529229251
>>529229183
I almost learned the rhythm of his long ass combo because of that.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:54:57 AM
No.529231040
>>529230789
You could look at his relics in game
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:55:09 AM
No.529231054
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:55:58 AM
No.529231098
>>529231693
>>529230431
the "guard counter does extra damage based on HP" does a lot at max HP
I recommend grabbing many warming stones and gradual HP restoration for flasks too, guardian has enough HP where you never really need the normal burst heal if you're careful
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:56:40 AM
No.529231152
>>529231675
>>529231038
Damn what relics are you running? Your missed guards barely took any stamina.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:56:52 AM
No.529231170
>>529235778
damn why is wylder so cool. Good run gang
>>529230431
If you dont enjoy greatshield gameplay then you wont like Guardian. Simple.
>and Guardian feels completely miserable to play.
He's not, you are simply damage brainrotted.
>No damage
Longer windwhirl vs mobs, enhanced counter attacks against bosses. He's not a damage dealer class, he's a tank
If you want to deal damage then play literally anything else.
>guarding is useless against elemental boss attacks
Mostly false, depending if you upgraded your greatshield and/or you got the correct elemental greatshield against the night lord you will be facing
>guard counters are a silly meme
Pic related
>Are there any tips for Guardianing?
Stop being damage brainrotted.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:57:13 AM
No.529231205
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:57:22 AM
No.529231219
>Ironeye tranny disconnects
>Shitstomp Giga Fulgor with a Wylderchad
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:57:25 AM
No.529231221
what did they mean by this
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:57:47 AM
No.529231240
the Tibia's Summon spell is pretty good in NR, why couldn't it be this good in base Elden Ring
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:58:39 AM
No.529231293
>>529231675
>>529231038
>literally wasting party time by parrying, during his big opening ass attack
Dude, you are executor, just roll behidn him and attack his ass
people liked elden ring and dark souls coop because it made the game easy.
they felt good they "beat the hard game and it was ez for them, that means they're elite gamers"
people dislike nightreign because it's designed for coop, and it doesn't get easy even if there's 3 players.
this game is the dark souls of dark souls coop.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:00:29 AM
No.529231416
>>529232913
>>529235658
>>529231314
>people liked elden ring and dark souls coop because it made the game easy.
They liked it because it's fun to play with other people, you stupid fucking sperg.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:00:35 AM
No.529231421
>>529230375
>>529230421
Dsgtroon get back in containment faggot
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:00:57 AM
No.529231441
>>529231560
>>529232913
>>529231314
nightreign is significantly easier than most other souls games
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:02:24 AM
No.529231537
>>529231038
I can block that easily as guardian, he's just when he goes from it into other twinblade attacks. He did this, his drive by one, and his spin -> jump one back-to-back. I had 7 flasks and got revived instantly so it didn't really set us back that much but I swear they know I'm holding shield up.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:02:49 AM
No.529231560
>>529232913
>>529231441
for casual players it's definitely going to be harder because their level 300 password summon can't carry them
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:03:02 AM
No.529231572
>>529230431
>guard counters are a silly memeβ¦
Nah. They're really strong but guardian is just bad.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:03:27 AM
No.529231596
>>529227931
You should do exactly that. Don't waste your time with bad games
>>529228013
>>529228081
>>529228161
Trooner posts.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:04:38 AM
No.529231675
>>529231152
I'm not using anything related to guarding. Seems like they just don't take too much stamina.
>>529231293
Booooring, I want to pretend I'm playing Sekiro.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:04:48 AM
No.529231689
>>529227280
>>529228502
>>529230426
Good posts which spoke surprising truth
>>529230650
Seems Iβm not doing the super guard enough. Iβll have to practice, thanks.
>>529231098
Iβve never seen that effect before but Iβll keep an eye out. Thanks.
>>529231174
You sound like a miserable person. Hopefully youβre not representative of other birdbros.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:04:50 AM
No.529231694
give me some duchess shit man wtf
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:05:07 AM
No.529231709
>>529232913
>>529231314
I just liked to get summoned to farm souls/covenant items...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:05:30 AM
No.529231742
>>529231881
cute twirls
how are you doing so much damage tho
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:06:30 AM
No.529231816
>>529231693
You should super guard basically every single attack. It's an invincibility button that allows you to play super aggressive.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:06:58 AM
No.529231849
Honestly if Guardian got a unified moveset with the spears, halberds, and great spears like Raider does with his classes, I'd have no complaints. That's really my only issue, I love the halberd guard counter R2 and it doesn't really make sense he doesn't get it with the other polearms, especially when great spears are pretty prevalent in his loot pool.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:07:01 AM
No.529231858
>>529232064
>>529232353
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:07:22 AM
No.529231881
>>529232084
>>529235372
I recorded but I forgot I was casually listening to usada the entire time
>>529231742
you guys just gave me the gear is all, I do damage and dodge into the boss to throw more spears!
I decided to go full glass cannon mostly, couldn't ditch my seal since it had golden vow on it though so there was room for improvement
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:07:52 AM
No.529231909
>>529230431
best tip i can offer is putting yourself in harm's way when you're not main aggro, basically just walking around in front of the person who does have aggro and getting guard reflect damage and skill damage off will help you get aggro back
rapiers & great rapiers, especially antspur, are good on him too because you can shieldpoke
but halbreds are obviously the main reason, doing a well timed guard counter can do upwards of 1000 damage with the right setup and dormant powers, this is in addition to the multiple damage reflect procs and skill damage you're dealing too
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:07:59 AM
No.529231919
>>529232126
>successive attacks negate damage
>taking damage boosts damage negation
>damage negation up while charging attacks
>with Elenora's Poleblade
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:08:20 AM
No.529231940
new night bosses when
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:09:58 AM
No.529232064
>>529232224
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:10:08 AM
No.529232084
>>529232448
>>529235372
>>529231881
very spoiled revenant
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:10:40 AM
No.529232126
>>529232527
>>529231919
>Post damage health restoration
>Poise and Damage negation up when knocked back by damage
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:11:55 AM
No.529232224
>>529232274
>>529232064
thanks slut, keep em coming <3
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:12:22 AM
No.529232274
>>529235179
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:12:50 AM
No.529232301
>>529232527
>>529233231
>people shipping Wylder with Ironeye even though he very clearly has homphobia in his eyes
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:13:36 AM
No.529232353
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:14:02 AM
No.529232389
>no sixth senses used
gg boys
I don't care about co-op play and am only thinking about buying the game for the hot birdman, is it worth it exclusively for that? I've played every other game of this style From has made multiple times so difficulty is not an issue.
>>529232084
https://www.youtube.com/live/v5QpnkMcJ6s
rev does damage
could've been cleaner but I wasn't feeling breaking lockon to manually aim spears
nevermind the bunny talking in the background
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:16:10 AM
No.529232526
>>529233904
>>529232441
Birdman fucking sucks.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:16:10 AM
No.529232527
>>529232871
>>529232126
Don't post my wife here
>>529232301
Nobody is doing that except twittertroons and those arent people
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:16:51 AM
No.529232572
>>529233904
>>529232441
he sucks
but he is hot
buy the game anyway and learn to play enough that you aren't a birden to your team
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:17:02 AM
No.529232590
>>529230426
Very based and cute pic.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:17:11 AM
No.529232607
>>529233904
>>529232441
Worst class to play as in multiplayer
okay in solo
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:18:02 AM
No.529232676
>>529227452
My first ever game I did a solo run to practice and played recluse, I opened an evergoal level 4 and it was crystilians and i had no melee weapon, then the demon cursed me and hes thing was behind the rain and it was one thing after another so i just quit. Its like someone tailored a run specifically to piss me off everything went wrong.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:19:01 AM
No.529232739
>>529232930
>fapping
>Don't cum
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:20:30 AM
No.529232871
>>529233128
>>529233496
>>529232527
You didn't get the joke and also that's not a troon thing that's stupid
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:20:42 AM
No.529232886
>fapping
>don't cum
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:21:16 AM
No.529232913
>>529233381
>>529233838
>>529231416
nah. see let me solo her. he's the perfect example of coop to get through the game.
people didn't summon him for fun, but specifically to skip the malenia boss fight.
and they always did this in every souls for every boss that was slightly hard.
>>529231441
easy to farm demihumans maybe.
boss fights specifically are much easier to coop in other souls games.
boss fights here are designed for coop, so they don't get easier.
>>529231560
this too. people summoned endgame players to get through high wall of lothric.
>>529231709
yeah, because it was easy. doing 30 coop wins in dark souls was easy as shit.
doing 30 wins against fulghor or libra or heolstor is much harder.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:21:38 AM
No.529232930
>>529236010
>>529232739
Announcing you're masturbating online is troon behaviour, yes
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:24:27 AM
No.529233128
>>529232871
I did get the joke but the joke is neutered due to not being based in reality
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:25:24 AM
No.529233187
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:26:15 AM
No.529233231
>>529232301
>Ironeye canonically sucks Raider's dick
>they ignore it and ship him with wylder
fujo's have garbage taste
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:26:23 AM
No.529233241
He somehow got around my steel guard, sorry bros
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:27:10 AM
No.529233290
>>529233364
>>529232448
How do I get into this discord?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:28:10 AM
No.529233364
>>529233437
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:28:22 AM
No.529233381
>>529234041
>>529234109
>>529232913
natural conclusion of the series turning mainstream and people not being gatekept hard enough
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:28:57 AM
No.529233419
>>529234845
what you play and relics you use?
>Left, my all purpose hybrid build to do whatever drops for me
>>do you need the extra FP
not really but i got it in case i want to go spellcaster and FP dump into bosses. i usually end up meleeing anyways.
>Middle
dagger build, spam r1 and get chain attack finisher stuff + damage negation on successive attacks passives. its good but repetitive and reliant on decent dagger. its hard to run out of stamina on this build
>right
Weapon Art build, hoarfrost for the debuff on bosses and crazy trash mob clear
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:29:11 AM
No.529233437
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:30:11 AM
No.529233496
>>529234212
>>529232871
the joke is about heterochromia which he doesn't have
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:31:23 AM
No.529233584
those invader camps are so cancer solo holy shit
>>529231693
>You sound like a miserable person.
I'm just feed up idiots having awful takes about birb, jumping to dumb conclusions without knowing how to play him.
The fact you called Guard Counters when these singlehandely save Guardian is most idiotic.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:33:00 AM
No.529233703
>>529234143
>>529233574
>no instant death
>just starts slowly rain ticking away
so how long did that take?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:33:12 AM
No.529233713
>>529233574
goodbye executor
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:33:21 AM
No.529233725
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:35:15 AM
No.529233838
>>529234109
>>529232913
>boss fights specifically are much easier to coop in other souls games.
>boss fights here are designed for coop, so they don't get easier.
There are several problems with your statement. In other Souls games bosses get massive HP buffs if you summon for them. If summons die, they're out of the fight permanently, but boss HP isn't reduced. If the host dies, the entire fight ends. None of these things apply to Nightreign, where a daytime TPK doesn't even restore the boss's health and even in night/Nightlord fights the other players can be infinitely resurrected.
That's not even getting into shit like relics giving you some truly retarded buffs and the skill system. Pre-nerf Bloodhound Step doesn't hold a fucking candle to Ironeye's skill and it doesn't cost him a thing.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:35:39 AM
No.529233860
>>529233932
Do Everdark bosses get more health then their regular counterparts?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:35:58 AM
No.529233879
>>529233949
spicy run exec and rev, was a lot of fun
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:36:13 AM
No.529233904
>>529232526
>>529232572
>>529232607
As long as he's hot I'll make it work, thanks.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:36:39 AM
No.529233932
>>529235338
>>529233860
ye
fulghor has about 7k more, adel had 10k more
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:36:58 AM
No.529233949
>>529234075
>>529234456
>>529233879
I'm so thrilled we won!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:38:16 AM
No.529234041
>>529233381
Actually correct yes. We see this pattern time and time again. Itβs tragic.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:38:48 AM
No.529234075
>>529233949
yep, you did well
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:39:26 AM
No.529234103
>>529233585
heckin wholesome birb bro.... take my gold....
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:39:37 AM
No.529234109
>>529234217
>>529234229
>>529233381
it's nice for sales, so fromsoft leaned into it. they're using their "hard game" reputation, but actually made the easier game of their careers with elden ring.
personal tale: my gf was a wii sports kind of gamer. she saw me play elden ring and wanted to try. at first she literally couldn't move character and camera at the same time. after a few days she learned and actually played the game.
so she gets to margit and gets stuck, like everyone. after a few failed attempts, she decides to summon the jellyfish. with the jellyfish, she immediately gets him to 30% health easily and decides to jump off because it seemed pointless to win that way.
we're talking about a girl with no previous experience at all in any videogame, nevermind fromsoft stuff.
>>529233838
yeah i know the mechanics of coop in souls. it doesn't change the fact that it's much easier to beat bosses in coop.
you can also respawn and resummon right at the fog wall.
you're talking about nightreign as if the challenge is beating field bosses. it doesn't matter that they don't get health back, they're not the challenge.
the challenge is the nightlord. yes, there is a ress system. the coop experience in nightreign is still harder than in souls or elden ring.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:39:56 AM
No.529234128
>>529237853
>>529231693
He is. Birdcucks are all eternally insecure and need to constantly try to convince people to the contrary of what they can see with their own eyes.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:40:09 AM
No.529234143
>>529233574
YEP. Been there.
>>529233703
The circle wasn't closing when that happened to me. Took a solid 40 seconds to a minute of falling before I died. My bloodstain was above the ceiling, and I used the same enemy to get up there and get them back thankfully.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:41:08 AM
No.529234198
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:41:24 AM
No.529234210
>>529234459
How much harder is Everdark Fulghor compared to the normal one?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:41:24 AM
No.529234212
>>529233496
They're different colors
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:41:28 AM
No.529234217
>>529234557
>>529234731
>>529234109
>my gf
we know it was your sister dude you donβt have to lie about little things like this
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:41:40 AM
No.529234229
>>529234416
>>529234109
>she immediately gets him to 30% health easily and decides to jump off because it seemed pointless to win that way.
Eh?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:44:19 AM
No.529234397
PSA: you should be "opening" corpses when you run by them so that people behind u cant check items at least if you dont want to look at the items yourself. also corpses in shifting earth areas can have purple or even legendary weapons, i got blasphemous blade from the corpse surrounded by ants in the rotted wood last run.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:44:30 AM
No.529234416
>>529234731
>>529234229
he backseat gamer'd her the whole way and shamed her for using spirit summons
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:44:57 AM
No.529234456
>>529233949
girl or tranny posted
pc or psn
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:45:01 AM
No.529234459
>>529235321
>>529234210
Honestly, I find the regular version harder than the everdark one.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:46:33 AM
No.529234557
>>529235231
>>529234217
I wish I had an older brother to play video games with and then on 4chan he pretends I'm his gf for the sake of posting about my experience on Elden Ring
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:48:21 AM
No.529234672
>>529234780
just watched an exec try to solo a deathrite at level 3
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:48:48 AM
No.529234706
>don't know events even exist
>see some people post about it
>next 3 games
>frenzy tower
>augur kidnaps me
>cursed by libra
wtf u guys jinx'd me
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:49:09 AM
No.529234728
>>529234969
ggs recluse/executor, didn't expect to have decent weapons since all my drops were better for you guys.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:49:13 AM
No.529234731
>>529235231
>>529234416
what i said is what happened, the way that it happened. she struggled with margit, pulled out a spirit ash and the fight got so easy that it was meaningless.
>>529234217
she is my gf. we've been living together for 3 years now. she saw me play all of elden ring.
she dropped it after getting to liurnia.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:49:54 AM
No.529234780
Moloch (Flockbro)
6/29/2025, 8:49:57 AM
No.529234787
>>529235005
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:50:04 AM
No.529234807
>>529236059
>>529232448
who is that in the background?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:50:31 AM
No.529234845
>>529233419
kill frost dragon stat
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:50:48 AM
No.529234868
>>529234960
>get to sorcerer's rise
>one guy grabs something and immediately dips
>I grab a talisman and drop a semi useful talisman
>third guy picks up what I had and drops a talisman that the first guy needs
>the first guy has already run halfway to the next field boss and I watch him pivot 180 degrees on the spot and run back to the tower
many such cases
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:52:15 AM
No.529234960
>>529234868
HAH I was third. Do be like that sometimes.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:52:19 AM
No.529234969
>>529234728
gg
mountaintop usually feels like a throw but it went pretty smoth
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:52:46 AM
No.529234994
so that is what playing with a chad raider feels like..
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:52:53 AM
No.529235005
>>529235720
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:54:13 AM
No.529235092
>>529235178
Everdark versions should replace the βnormalβ versions entirely
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:55:30 AM
No.529235178
>>529235092
queue up erg. i need to try my new relic build
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:55:30 AM
No.529235179
>>529232274
be my cum dump?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:56:15 AM
No.529235231
>>529234557
Isnβt that the dream of all girls
>>529234731
>she dropped it after getting to liurnia.
You really should have just said sister
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:57:33 AM
No.529235321
>>529234459
same. i genuinely haven't lost to everdark fulghor yet, it's kind of surprising how unthreatening he is compared to adel. i really believe he nerfs himself in his everdark form
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:57:44 AM
No.529235328
3/3 with my friend and a random on the hard mode tonight on the hard mode
Last run the Wylder was a machine, was level 15 before the ring closed on the 2nd day
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:57:54 AM
No.529235338
>>529233932
wow that sounds like bullshit, is Heolstor going to get an extra health bar then?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:58:08 AM
No.529235356
>>529235608
The normal versions of bosses are designed around players who don't get level 15 every run.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:58:17 AM
No.529235363
>>529226718
is what sheβs about to be after they finish eating
>>529227446
her too
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:58:26 AM
No.529235372
>>529232448
>>529232084
>>529231881
this was a very fun run!! I knew your build must have been insane when you didn't pick up a +8% incantations weapon i dropped, you really chunked em haha
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:00:22 AM
No.529235507
>>529235558
>>529228230
>what they think they look like
>>529228326
>what they actually look like
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:01:09 AM
No.529235557
You know it's a good guardian run when you've still got your purple starting shield.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:01:09 AM
No.529235558
>>529235683
>>529235507
I look like this
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:01:41 AM
No.529235596
Surprisingly clean run despite terrible RNG for everyone but the Recluse.
>>529235356
I just got the game and I'm about to fight heolstor how do people get 15 consistently I seem to only reach 13
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:02:19 AM
No.529235624
>>529253602
>>529228326
Do you think Guardian gets mad when the birds take him to Limveld?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:02:45 AM
No.529235658
>>529229615
>gigantic watermark ruining the image
people like this deserve nothing
>>529230434
now THIS is good art
>>529231416
this too
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:03:08 AM
No.529235683
>>529235759
>>529235558
>picks you up
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:03:13 AM
No.529235689
>>529235608
Day 1 Castle and/or immediate day 2 shifting earth.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:03:26 AM
No.529235720
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:04:13 AM
No.529235759
>>529235683
You're the best sister ever, I love you
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:04:30 AM
No.529235778
>>529231170
>Wylder against Libra
>Raider teammate goes down
>As it happens he went down right next to where Libra started his buff phase final attack
>Throw a charged pilebunker at Libra, Raider comes back up
>It also breaks Libra's stance, do a critical hit
>Raider does a jump attack, Libra dies
Felt fucking GREAT
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:05:44 AM
No.529235854
>>529235608
go fast and do damage. clear as much of castle as you can on day 1, level up, polish off castle and field bosses on day 2 as efficiently as you can, if shifting earth do that.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:05:48 AM
No.529235860
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:05:58 AM
No.529235869
>>529236093
its hilarious and ironic how defensive birdcels are
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:06:53 AM
No.529235931
>>529236078
>>529236108
dumb question
how do i powerstance
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:08:00 AM
No.529236010
>>529232930
1st day on 4chan?
we call it halftime faptime for a reason on /sp/
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:08:42 AM
No.529236059
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:09:02 AM
No.529236078
>>529235931
first, you have to equip weapons that are compatible to powerstance
then you have to have 1.5x the STR and DEX requirements of those weapons
then you just hold triangle
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:09:21 AM
No.529236093
>>529236365
>>529235869
not a bird main but I get being defensive to a degree if everyone kept shit talking
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:09:28 AM
No.529236101
On one hand it annoys me that rowa fruit heals the Nightfarers when Elden Ring said that rowa is indigestible to humans, which is why it's just a healing item for Torrent only. On the other hand it pleases me that rowa heals Nightfarers because I thought rowa being indigestible was fucking stupid, the damn plant grows all over the Lands Between and the primary healing flask should've been rowa wine or something.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:09:35 AM
No.529236108
>>529236142
>>529247205
>>529235931
there is no such thing as powerstance in elden ring, you just put two weapons of the same type in each hand then press L1 to attack with both at the same time. Yes i know everyone calls it powerstance but everyone but me is wrong.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:10:02 AM
No.529236142
>>529236108
Fucking thank you.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:10:54 AM
No.529236201
*tanks it*
>>529235608
Day 1
>kill starting mobs at the little camp
>go fort/temple/big camp
>if someone has stonesword key (often found at forts in fancy chests), go do gaol
>do a cave or if you've memorized where overworld bosses are and on the way to the castle, do one if it's not a formidable great enemy
>castle
>if crucible knights or banished knights, kill some before basement. If giants, kill them and don't worry about basement
>do basement if crucible knight or banished knight, if circle is coming, go to it and get a camp on the way if you can
Day 2
>if near formidable overworld boss, fight it
>if you know locations of bosses near it, fight them before going to the castle again (northern part of the map has a trail for this)
>kill the basement boss if you didn't already, kill the rest of the banished/crucible knights
>kill rooftop boss
>minimum you should be now is 13, you may be 15
>find other overworld bosses or rush camps for passives
>should be at least 14 before night 2
>if close to 75k runes after the night 2 boss, go out into the storm and kill some small mobs if you really want the level
if you have a shifting earth, day 2 should be focused on doing it while also clearing some stuff on the way there.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:13:21 AM
No.529236359
>>529236710
>>529236218
day 2 circle 2* since having a shifting earth means the tree will spawn near it. Otherwise good post.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:13:24 AM
No.529236365
>>529236093
i mean, there's genuine criticism mixed in with shitposting; bird man has some flaws, and being the worst character is by nature going to draw a lot of negative attention
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:14:02 AM
No.529236418
>>529236218
you should always check basement first, the only good argument for not doing basement first is if its giants and you are doing the strat where you approach at a certain angle so only 1 sees you at a time (unnecessary on a good team) or if its briar knight.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:14:49 AM
No.529236472
>>529236218
everyone should have all the field boss locations memorized. This is what separates the S tiers from the C tiers...
I mixed 2 and half shots of vodka with one of those sparkly flavored waters from Target and you can't even taste it, it should be illegal
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:16:24 AM
No.529236580
i'm doing executor's remembrance and priestess talks about executor seeing the erdtree as something huge.
are all the nightfarers from the "mortal lands", beyond the lands between? is there a world map of the real world of elden ring?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:16:25 AM
No.529236581
>>529236698
>>529236858
>birb and failed-sekiro act like they know what they're doing all game
>get to sovereign fulghor
>suddenly they don't know how to do damage
>rice crucible literally doesn't attack, just holds cursed sword in front of him
>birb completely whiffs his ult for the second time neither netting a revive nor damaging bojack horseman
>I just alt-f4 while samurai jackoff holds his sword out in front of him like a cross while still doing zero damage
>crazy part is, I still managed to get fulghor down to about 1/5th of his hp left
Don't worry, I wasn't in erg so this anecdote didn't involve any of you; I'm glad you all know to at least attack bosses... I think.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:17:37 AM
No.529236669
>>529237509
>>529247452
>>529236567
I just drink rum straight
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:18:11 AM
No.529236698
>>529236920
>>529236581
getting a guardian is literal hardmode
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:18:23 AM
No.529236710
>>529236949
>>529236359
For Woods and Mountain, sure, but Crater can take a while and you really shouldn't skip anything in it because the fire prelates drop great stuff sometimes, the demi-human queens are stacked for some reason, and even the lava gargoyle and fallingstar beast are worth it. Noklateo you'll want to at least kill a black knife assassin and headless troll, and astel is right next to the edge of the circle so you'll really want to get to him ASAP because once the circle closes, it's gonna be raining in that chapel in a few seconds. I tend to kill Loretta on the way to Noklateo at the very least, often doing some other stuff, but you have to remember it replaces the castle so you really should just kill as much as you can in there.
Woods can also be rushed day 1 if you really want the rally, then you can focus day 2 entirely on it and castle since the forest is filled with foes.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:18:33 AM
No.529236720
>>529236567
Thanks for the tip because I'm a lightweight and I have to chase buzzballs
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:20:37 AM
No.529236858
>>529236581
idk what the executor was doing but going on offense as guardian is basically a waiting game which is why reflect damage is so necessary.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:20:59 AM
No.529236886
Somehow when I'm playing guardian we never reach level 15. But at least we can more consistently beat the bosses
>>529236698
i've had some fantastic runs with guardians, but i really don't SEE how impactful they are. you visibly see when wylder and raider are gaping the map, but i dunno what the birds are doing in the good runs i have with them.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:21:51 AM
No.529236949
>>529237320
>>529236710
>I tend to kill Loretta on the way to Noklateo at the very least,
I feel like you should always do her on the way to the last ring after Astel and dragonkin soldier. There's pretty much nothing else in the ring outside Noklateo to go for otherwise.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:22:29 AM
No.529236991
>>529236920
We're blocking combos left and right and hoping the guard counter will land and we'll be able to regain stamina to block another combo.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:24:12 AM
No.529237108
>>529236920
you can't see an impact because there is no impact. guardians don't do anything in this game. they don't do damage, they don't hold aggro. they prolong the game and make it harder.
Onions the best revenant in erg
ggs to you and barduk
Executorchads......I'm not sure how much I can go on. I don't like his relics at all. I just want to play like Sekiro, it does piss all damage by the end of a run. I don't like his bleed/frost dependent setups either. I go and play Raider, or Duchess, even Guardian, and their gimmicks are just so much more fun. The damage falloff on Suncatcher really is the worst part about Executor because I don't want to use anything else with him.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:26:06 AM
No.529237245
>>529237370
>>529237402
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:27:03 AM
No.529237320
>>529236949
If your damage isn't pitiful, do Loretta first if the first circle of the second day hasn't finished closing yet. Even with the worst players you can rush straight to Astel and immediately kill him before the second circle starts closing. Doing Loretta after is stupid because 9 times out of 10 it's worse for routing due to backtracking and she gives more runes than any of the little bosses in Noklateo. Dragonkin Soldier should be able to be easily killed after you finish killing Astel.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:27:04 AM
No.529237321
>bug relic
>dragon relic
wow this is fucking busted on exec but what should the red be? Heal ult + goal buffs?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:27:07 AM
No.529237328
>>529237401
>>529237223
just play wylder and do normal parries
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:27:37 AM
No.529237370
>>529247435
>>529237245
After all these years the s o y filter is still up?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:27:38 AM
No.529237374
>>529236920
Every run with a guardian where I find a less likely to be targeted passive has been the easiest and laziest run of my life
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:27:53 AM
No.529237392
>>529237173
just realized my dodge button was literally not working correctly during fulgore
oh well
had a chuckle at the onion knight standing next to onion
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:27:58 AM
No.529237401
>>529237328
Normal parries suck.
Can't even parry. Adel.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:28:00 AM
No.529237402
>>529247594
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:28:54 AM
No.529237459
>>529207692
>it doesn't unlock for you until you fight the final nightlord.
Really late reply and small little detail but you don't actually have to fight the last Nightlord to get Noklateo, I just unlocked it after killing Caligo who was my last of the "main" Nightlords. Haven't fought Night Aspect yet.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:29:37 AM
No.529237509
>>529247452
>>529236669
I either drink beer or mixed drinks
>we must defend le heckin underrated wholesome chungus birdbro
Guardian is the official reddit class, yes?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:31:39 AM
No.529237631
>>529237691
>>529237738
I have yet to see a single tranny in the media crying about Recluse
Gaming is healing
>>529237554
I thought Iron Eye was.
Honestly Revenant kinda is too and I know, Iβve been paying attention to the bird vs. rev war in the general so it may sound like Iβm a bird, but letβs be real here: greatsword revenant is Reddit.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:32:34 AM
No.529237691
>>529238032
>>529237631
brazil pls go
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:33:20 AM
No.529237735
>>529237686
I haven't seen a single ergie rev use a big weapon.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:33:22 AM
No.529237738
>>529237631
Because she is pro abortion duh
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:35:01 AM
No.529237853
>>529247183
>>529234128
>Constantly spam misinformation
>People call you a retard
>"T-they're insecure, it can't be that I'm retarded!"
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:36:25 AM
No.529237964
>>529237686
Maybe now that he's a nigger. Big weapon rev is definitely reddit but they would never admit to playing her.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:37:26 AM
No.529238032
>>529242183
>>529237691
>Brazil
I am from the United States of America and don't ever talk to me or my bird again
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:37:37 AM
No.529238045
Big weapon rev is Reddit but I saw one with devourerβs scepter and that actually looked ok
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:38:40 AM
No.529238105
There I made it up, you got the sorceries tailsman this time
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:38:54 AM
No.529238118
>>529237554
yup
same people who only rush evergaols will also defend guardian, because you have to play meta (be an npc) but also fight bullying (guardian is an animal and they're furries)
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:39:19 AM
No.529238148
I swear this one /erg/er is a lobotomite
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:39:30 AM
No.529238167
Not enjoying big weapon Rev is a clinical sign of being a joyless fag with no friends
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:39:33 AM
No.529238170
>>529238357
baby sweet bird is a raider god
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:42:18 AM
No.529238357
>>529238423
>>529238170
kek yeah block locking the ball bearing hunter with your ult then still getting downed by him is godlike
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:42:21 AM
No.529238359
>>529238441
>>529247183
>>529237686
revenant does no damage
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:43:30 AM
No.529238423
>>529238357
raiders can't block, you can only be out of position.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:43:44 AM
No.529238441
>>529238878
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:46:26 AM
No.529238654
>>529238761
Big weapon Revenant is a natural result of being a healthy male.
A high testosterone man sees Revenant, picks her for eye candy, throws the gay healing shit away and takes up the biggest weapon they can find. After they have a good fap to her cute feet and dollcunny, they go back to playing Raider, Wylder, or Executor.
/erg/ men play her as a lame caster because they picked her with the specific goal of pretending to be a woman. They get incensed when they see her with a big weapon because it breaks the illusion of their "femininity"
>>529238654
>picks her for eye candy
It's a child doll, sir.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:48:20 AM
No.529238810
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:48:44 AM
No.529238842
>play recluse
>get shattering crystal
>nuke the boss from melee range
>notice the cuck wylder is just throwing his gransax from 10 miles away and missing every shot
>the executor is dead
god I hate randos
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:49:18 AM
No.529238878
>>529238441
You stupid russian brony.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:49:46 AM
No.529238914
>>529238761
Revenant is made for correction
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:50:32 AM
No.529238959
>>529239043
>>529241674
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:51:35 AM
No.529239036
>>529239090
>>529239490
Stop dragging this out Miyazaki, just give us the costume.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:51:41 AM
No.529239043
>>529247594
>>529238959
This is brown erasure and anti-Mexican discrimination.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:52:22 AM
No.529239090
>>529242917
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:52:33 AM
No.529239103
>sneedger is carrying pc shitters again
nice blocks, faggots
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:52:40 AM
No.529239114
>>529238761
she's obviously past puberty and therefore prime tight pussy to fuck.
if you read between the lines, the whole of nightreign is a competition about which of the nightfarers will get to fuck revenant while the other 2 hags sit by and cry about how there are no more good men
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:57:25 AM
No.529239448
>>529241413
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:58:04 AM
No.529239490
>>529242095
>>529239036
>this is perfectly on model
When did From become a better designer of waifus than fucking gachas?
>>529226819
Just tank it bro
>>529230431
>Heal on block
>Post-damage heal
>Charge ult on black
>Added Shield Counter damage
>Stamina back on attack
---
>Dmg negation
>Holy damage negation
>Full hp damage negation
>Low hp damage negation
Yes - Block everything centaur throws, shield counter to regain hp. Ult always available to res the shitters, can't die. Guardian BVLLS carry this general, and get the girls.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:02:29 AM
No.529239798
I fucked up that momma dragon respawn farm tactic on the base game. Is there some file I can tweak for it to respawn?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:03:20 AM
No.529239848
>>529247140
>>529239743
>and get the girls
>extremely gay image
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:04:00 AM
No.529239891
>>529243082
>>529243348
>>529239491
I thought the "art gauge +1" or 2 were useless?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:04:15 AM
No.529239918
Evens be eepy in bed for at least 20 more minutes
Odds get out and queue as a revenant..
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:04:24 AM
No.529239924
good adel kill, i was the revenant with the rusted anchor
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:05:24 AM
No.529239987
>>529247140
>>529239743
That picture is fucking nasty bro
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:06:09 AM
No.529240041
>>529237173
no that's Yys, but there are lot of good erg revenants
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:06:57 AM
No.529240087
>>529240175
>>529239865
Unfathomably based
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:08:11 AM
No.529240175
>>529240289
>>529239865
BASED
>>529240087
I dislike this image. Recluse takes Bird dick submissively all day.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:08:23 AM
No.529240189
>>529242908
>>529247840
>whirlwind on charged halberd attacks
>doesn't work on charged guard counters
Did From even test half of this shit? What's the fucking point?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:08:52 AM
No.529240219
>>529247140
>>529239743
I'm glad birb gets no porn but why post that image in particular fellow birb anon? you're ruining him for me...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:09:49 AM
No.529240289
>>529240175
Can't do anything about it. Recluse wants what she wants.
Somebody has to give her the baby she craves
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:10:58 AM
No.529240359
Is it true that the fai/int/arc scaling for aow's caps at 50, like how the scaling for spells caps at 80? Pic unrelated.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:13:06 AM
No.529240481
>>529241671
>>529242623
>>529239743
Is it never worth it to do Guardian's charged guard counter?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:13:06 AM
No.529240482
>>529239865
redditly cringe
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:13:35 AM
No.529240512
>>529240609
>>529241145
I think I'm going to do a halberd/greatshield run in base Elden Ring to try and prepare myself for the playstyle of Guardian. I know powerstancing halberds and using jump attacks is pretty effective, too.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:15:20 AM
No.529240609
>>529241187
>>529240512
this game doesn't work like ER. bird has janky special block and a crippled dodge.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:15:21 AM
No.529240610
lol guardian is fucking dogshit, easily worst in the game. why tank when you can just deal damage and kill a boss faster. utter waste of a slot
back to recluse
Where are these thirdworlders from?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:16:08 AM
No.529240672
>>529241838
>>529243084
>Base Elden Ring is on sale
>The DLC isn't
>No other Souls game is on sale
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:17:04 AM
No.529240732
>>529240615
Probably romania or some butthurt belt shithole.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:22:07 AM
No.529241040
i was recluse and every one of my items had damage negation passive of some kind, none had improved sorcery. i was still chunking bosses with rennelas moon spam and when i caught stray boss attacks they did like 10% of my HP. we killed the boss in like 15 seconds. damage negation is OP
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:23:41 AM
No.529241145
>>529240512
bird has more in common with a monster hunter block than a souls/ER block
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:24:23 AM
No.529241187
>>529240609
fatroll tank is viable in ER.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:27:43 AM
No.529241413
>>529241914
>>529239448
Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:29:14 AM
No.529241496
>>529239491
>Quickstep
You did not play Guardian.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:30:44 AM
No.529241580
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:31:18 AM
No.529241614
>>529241736
>>529239491
any relic set without the gaol effect is not serious lol
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:32:15 AM
No.529241671
>>529240481
Only if you wont get punished for that charge time window
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:32:18 AM
No.529241674
>>529238959
you just know someone drew this because they didn't realize he's black and probably got shit on by trannies
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:33:22 AM
No.529241736
>>529242038
>>529242660
>>529241614
>wasting a relic slot to multiply the damage of the class that deals no damage
hmm... nyo.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:35:04 AM
No.529241836
>>529243207
>>529243362
I've been raided by Libra once, and never even seen an Augur raid.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:35:07 AM
No.529241838
>>529240672
Why would you buy the dlc if you don't know if you like the base game yet?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:36:21 AM
No.529241914
>>529242025
>>529241413
Kill yourself, nigger.
>Play Gaurdian
>Gaurd
>Boss chips health down through shield
Okay????
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:38:12 AM
No.529242025
>>529241914
No I will leave that to you
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:38:21 AM
No.529242038
>>529241736
almost like you're not building damage on him because you're too busy being a contrarian carried shitter
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:38:38 AM
No.529242050
>>529242000
gaurd only negates physical damage
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:39:27 AM
No.529242095
>>529239490
it's because they have a vision for waifus instead of catering to what gacha fans want.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:39:39 AM
No.529242110
I'm going to start working on Revenant's remembrance quest.
How do I become a Revenant pro?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:40:58 AM
No.529242183
>>529238032
>Libra's cum? It's like water to me.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:41:05 AM
No.529242194
>>529242413
>>529231174
get a zweihander spam ult for stagger and damage and have fun with his raider level poise.
i actually hate guardians halberd moveset. it feels more unwieldy than the generic one.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:41:21 AM
No.529242205
>>529242438
>>529245832
oopsie
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:41:29 AM
No.529242213
Raider + Exe
Easiest run of my lyfe, GG. Well played.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:42:09 AM
No.529242247
>>529242113
Use big dick incants when boss is facing your summons, throw discs when the boss is facing you
>but I can't find discs
Then suffer
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:43:01 AM
No.529242296
>>529242113
The skeleton is a trap, frederick and Helen are your main summons
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:43:37 AM
No.529242328
>>529242382
>>529242383
Are Golem archers able to spawn on castle? I swear I saw them there week 1 but not since.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:43:42 AM
No.529242337
>>529242113
Summon skelly before your ult or when you need him to punch a teammate that's down
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:44:30 AM
No.529242382
>>529242328
yes. they are a pain in the ass when running by castle but easy to fight on the roof.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:44:30 AM
No.529242383
>>529242328
The center castle? Maybe if a night horde spawns there, but it's not a normal place for them.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:44:34 AM
No.529242387
>>529242490
>you need to be in online mode to access the everdark bosses
Do these stupid Japs ever think of anything?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:45:01 AM
No.529242413
>>529242194
While I agree, colossals are better for Guardian, a problem that often happens is that non spears/halb guard counters wont have enough range to hit the boss, specially if it moves a lot
You can see that with any dragon or death rite bird, how GCs are janky as fuck without a long weapon
why am i not getting queues? im stuck at 1/3
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:45:20 AM
No.529242438
>>529242205
He was about to hit it with his flaming sword lmao
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:46:05 AM
No.529242490
>>529242603
>>529242387
On PC you can mod them in, but imagine being a console player. You paid 55 euros just for the devs to lock content away from you because you didn't also pay for a monthly subscription.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:47:15 AM
No.529242560
>>529242435
truly a mystery
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:47:22 AM
No.529242576
>>529242628
>>529242435
Kill yourself
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:47:49 AM
No.529242603
>>529242696
>>529242490
Now that I think about it, they did the same with Varre's quest so they clearly didn't learn their lesson. It's like they're unable to learn from past experiences.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:48:04 AM
No.529242613
>>529238761
she's literally made to look pretty as a toy for a cute aristocrat girl
the platonic ideal of eye candy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:48:15 AM
No.529242623
>>529240481
It covers quite a bit of distance so its handy for bosses that like to dart away after attacking, like lions and gargoyles
But if the boss or enemy is still right in front of you, it's a waste of stamina and time
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:48:22 AM
No.529242628
>>529242435
>>529242576
Oh wait no I was trying to actually help I get it now
Can I undo my reply? My mom is already dead and I wanna see what happens
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:48:54 AM
No.529242660
>>529241736
NTA but if you are not slanging your shield on your back and 2H'ing your weapon on occasion you're missing out on a good chunk of what Guardian is actually capable of. And when your team is doing good and doesn't need babysitting, bringing damage will help more than just sitting there with your L1 pressed down the entire fight.
No reason not to slot it in instead of going overkill on survivability on the character who's already built to take any hit.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:49:22 AM
No.529242689
>>529242756
BLEASE RECLUSE I NEED THE STAFF GAMEPLAY MY TRANNY IS KINDA HOMELESS AND I WANNA HELP XEM
ggs recluse/rev
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:49:33 AM
No.529242696
>>529243378
>>529242603
They did add an offline way to do Varre's quest later. In true Fromsoft fashion, they patch fixes in months after 90% of people stop playing.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:50:32 AM
No.529242756
>>529242689
what did xe mean by this
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:50:42 AM
No.529242772
Dogshit Duchess
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:50:53 AM
No.529242781
>>529239491
quickstep on guardian is actually genius fuck
>>529239743
pic is actually genius and exactly what ult dunking on fools(teammates) feels like
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:52:16 AM
No.529242862
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:52:19 AM
No.529242864
>>529242000
>play guardian
>guard
>turns out that swing attack hitboxes are wanky and ignoring shield on such distance
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:52:46 AM
No.529242883
>>529242972
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:53:08 AM
No.529242908
>>529240189
guardian already needs like 10 relic effects and this one is such a joke.
>>529240615
wylder and duchess are gypsies
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:53:17 AM
No.529242917
>>529239090
I miss when there wasn't a new Elden Ring release and you clearly got bored of the game and left this general.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:54:17 AM
No.529242972
>>529251291
>>529242883
I don't go to rises that much and I'm fine. Though my super epic ideal sneedger-tier CE relic setup would definitely have Rises increase max FP in one of the slots.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:56:02 AM
No.529243082
>>529239891
It can go up to +3. I've seen a 10x timelapse in some video and yeah it's utterly worthless. It won't get your more Ultimates per run, you will just get it maybe one second earlier.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:56:05 AM
No.529243084
>>529240672
you can unlock the dlc with creamapi and play online
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:58:17 AM
No.529243207
>>529244681
>>529241836
gotta play maris. but nobody does after the first or second time
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:58:21 AM
No.529243216
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:00:21 AM
No.529243348
>>529239891
each one is like 3%+ faster art gauge, art gauge +3 is 10% faster art gauge cooldown, if each relic has +3 you get 30% faster passive replenishment, then you can use art gauge on crit or blocking, in theory it can be good if you build around it on a char where you art is game changing in the nightlord fight..
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:00:32 AM
No.529243362
>>529241836
I've been getting raided Augur over and over and over again
I want a Libra raid I'm mad
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:00:46 AM
No.529243378
>>529243904
>>529242696
It feels like whenever they have some really obviously stupid bullshit that the average player will absolutely take issue with they eventually cave? Not sure if they did it with any other games besides Elden Ring, but there was also not being able to use Torrent vs Beast.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:01:12 AM
No.529243409
>>529243625
Everdark Fulghor's flying fairy prance attack might genuinely be one of the most homosexual things i have ever seen in these games
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:02:06 AM
No.529243457
>>529243634
>>529243674
>network error
thank god
sorry duchess i had to follow rev out of morbid curiosity. rev your pathing is baffling.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:04:44 AM
No.529243625
>>529244031
>>529247840
>>529243409
you're just too plebeian to enjoy the arts of equestrianism
the boys are more homosexual(in a good way)
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:04:51 AM
No.529243634
>>529243758
>>529243457
She was looking for blue candy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:05:43 AM
No.529243674
>>529243758
>>529243779
>>529243457
aside from the first church/gaol I NEEDED SPELLS thats why i skipped the castle. had em too
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:07:00 AM
No.529243758
>>529243634
>>529243674
faces of crystalshard and spell addiction
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:07:15 AM
No.529243779
>>529243970
>>529243674
i see. why did we go to the invader camp after castle basement
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:08:59 AM
No.529243873
>>529244070
oh and btw you only had 2 relics equipped
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:09:07 AM
No.529243889
>>529244036
>>529245003
>play executor for his remembrance
>find the rivers of blood katana
uh, it has a shitty passive but everyone always talks about this sword. i'll try it.
>press L2 to win
>literally have to do nothing else, grace after every boss recharges my L2 bar
>enemies get staggered from bloodflame, bleed easily, die instantly
>this weapon was actually available in elden ring
damn, i didn't understand the allegations before but now i see it.
elden ring players actually, truthfully, literally, for realsies, didn't beat elden ring.
i literally can't imagine how trivial the game must have been between using this and mimic tear.
and let me solo her is supposed to be a legendary pro elite gamer, while using this?
old dumb me thought people using spirit ashes were already skipping the game, but this is like god mode in gta. what the fuck was fromsoft thinking?
>>529243378
Even going as far back as DS1, there was a lot of really retarded shit like skeleton/ghost enemies not dropping souls or boss rewards being reduced if you beat them with phantoms.
And then there's DS2 which had to have a same-gen remaster to fix its issues.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:10:23 AM
No.529243970
>>529244182
>>529243779
that invader camp was for the spells, was also hoping there would be at least one dupe invader for gear. basement dog was because he was just there i forgot to check while trying to get jellyfish shield
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:11:22 AM
No.529244031
>>529244148
>>529247840
>>529243625
NTA but you're spitting fax, bro
I think most people don't know how to ride a horse tbf
>>529243889
That's why Let Me Solo Her has always been dumb reddit meme
"WOWIE HE BEAT MALENIA NAKED WITH NOTHING BUT THE HUMAN SPIRIT, A JAR ON HIS HEAD, AND THE TWO STRONGEST WEAPONS IN THE GAME, THATS SO COOL!!!!"
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:11:37 AM
No.529244047
>>529244420
>>529243904
>DS1, there was a lot of really retarded shit like skeleton/ghost enemies not dropping souls or boss rewards being reduced if you beat them with phantoms.
But das fags always claimed it to be part of Miyazaki's genius(despite it being patched fast), same with dragons not having boss souls, but undead dragons existing somehow. And totally not because game was rushed
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:11:55 AM
No.529244070
>>529244182
>>529243873
yeah i know. remember how we all were hovered over wlyder in lobby? i didn't realize i had the wrong set on till we loaded in
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:13:08 AM
No.529244148
>>529244031
i read that as horse bf
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:13:34 AM
No.529244172
>>529244243
anyone wanna queue on pc? 1/3 rn, any boss
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:13:46 AM
No.529244182
>>529243970
>>529244070
well we didn't even get the talismans. needed exp and loot and we could driveby churches during fortnite. please don't switch off wylder just because i instalock him.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:13:58 AM
No.529244192
>>529244269
>>529244272
All of this guys videos on Shifting Earth routing are insanely good. The Noklateo one helped me a ton
https://youtu.be/t9aK7lXYci0
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:14:33 AM
No.529244243
>>529244437
>>529244172
I'm too tired anon
I'll just fuck up and get lost if I hop on right now
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:14:49 AM
No.529244258
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:14:58 AM
No.529244268
>>529244428
>>529243904
>or boss rewards being reduced if you beat them with phantoms
thats kind of based though
imagine if you didn't get the unique boss souls if you co oped
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:15:00 AM
No.529244269
>>529244402
>>529244192
His route for Noklateo is unironically worse than the one randoms usually take
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:15:10 AM
No.529244272
>>529251259
>>529244192
>Video guides
>>529244036
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/1ln3xhd/i_cant_believe_it/
30 year old child literally shaking because he met someone cosplaying him so they photograph their tv.
sorry for ruining your day
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:16:40 AM
No.529244373
>>529243904
DS2 Scholar aside, none of that is bad. Idiosyncrasies remind us that these products were made by humans with visions. Like how DS2 made it so players are vulnerable for about a second and a half when entering fog walls.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:16:57 AM
No.529244391
queueing on PC, I'm learning duchess so I'm gonna be bady sowwy ^.^
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:04 AM
No.529244402
>>529244269
the rando sewers route misses two bosses and the purple chest though? What's the issue?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:04 AM
No.529244403
>>529244593
>>529247054
>>529244036
hoarfrost stomp + rivers of blood lol
yeah i guess he learned how to dodge malenia's dance, but then he was really spamming overpowered stuff.
i wish fromsoft goes back to medieval stuff for their next game. dark souls 3 was already pushing it, elden ring went extremely overboard with anime superpowers
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:18 AM
No.529244420
>>529244903
>>529244047
skeletons and ghosts not having or dropping souls was world cohesion over quality of life and i liked it. if you shave off every case of this in soulsgames you'll end up with assassins cred
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:22 AM
No.529244428
>>529244268
likely the reason why it was changed was because hosts could game the system by black crystalling their phantoms before the boss died
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:29 AM
No.529244437
>>529244243
it's okay anon there's always next time! i queued with randos in the end because i waited for too long (sorry 2/3 friend...)
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:18:15 AM
No.529244486
>>529244627
>>529244307
Jokes on you I'm in bed so you've only sullied my 20 minutes
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:19:09 AM
No.529244538
>>529243904
For what it's worth DS2 also put in failsafes from launch that let you get all the achievements even if you couldn't do PvP covenants for their unique sorceries
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:19:57 AM
No.529244593
>>529244703
>>529247054
>>529244403
>>529244036
LMSH would have been remembered as a cool moment in time. A legend you just see through shitty bitcrunched twitter clips and hear through the grapevine
But nah. Nah of course not. We can't let anything be fun or cool nowadays. The fuckin faggot got dollar signs in his eyes and turned it into a fucking social media brand for himself. Reddit AMAs, kotaku articles, retarded youtube videos called "The Legend who did the impossible - Prepare To Cry LMSH". Absolutely spiritually bankrupt human being.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:20:00 AM
No.529244596
>>529244307
>7 hrs ago
Nvm
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:20:01 AM
No.529244598
>>529244662
what a beast of a team. GG lads
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:20:19 AM
No.529244627
>>529247054
>>529244307
I hate these people so much
>fiance
Guarantee she's fat and has danger hair
>>529244486
You will dream about a redditor jumping and screaming and pointing at LET ME SOLO HER and then Malenia will grow a dick and rape you
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:21:00 AM
No.529244662
>>529244801
>>529244598
the executor was a weak link don't lie to yourself
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:21:13 AM
No.529244681
>>529247709
>>529243207
So Maris raids you on its own run? That's retarded but I guess I'll see it when we're subjected to Everdark Maris
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:21:27 AM
No.529244703
>>529244785
>>529247054
>>529244593
LMSH was always awful "so random jar head xD" slop.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:22:54 AM
No.529244785
>>529247054
>>529244703
Even if you think that it still would have been immensely less cringeslop if people didn't turn him into a reddit hero
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:23:07 AM
No.529244797
>>529244857
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:23:09 AM
No.529244801
>>529245065
>>529244662
youre wrong and i think god should kill you
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:24:00 AM
No.529244857
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:24:35 AM
No.529244903
>>529248241
>>529244420
>world cohesion
>das shit
lmao
Miyazaki literally came up with "time is convulted" and "sunbro has his own world where he becomes new lord" just to cope
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:25:08 AM
No.529244936
>>529226701
Caligo was meticulously handcrafted to be as anti-fun as possible
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:25:41 AM
No.529244969
>>529245032
>>529245190
Fromsoft should promote Morgott to Nightlord.
>He's the tutorial boss
>He's the only boss aside from the Nightlords that yields a unique relic when defeated
>He's the only non-Nightlord that can invade you in a raid
>He can appear in boss encores after Nameless King
Let there be an ending where Morgott usurps Heolstor and becomes the new Night Lord.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:26:21 AM
No.529245003
>>529245348
>>529243889
>using your skills to make money is...LE BAD!!!
You know a socialist troon was crying while typed this post KEEEEEK
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:26:45 AM
No.529245032
>>529245163
>>529248467
>>529244969
I kinda like it more that he's like either still just one of the few remnants of the Golden Order fighting for a system long gone and/or corrected by the night and still thinking he's upholding it more than I do him being like THE big evil thing
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:27:21 AM
No.529245065
>>529245298
>>529244801
what are you defending him foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor
>>529245032
I don't even consider him evil, Morgott is genuinely my favorite Elden Ring character and he IS actually protecting Leyndell from the Tarnished, who are indeed pillagers, sacking the Lands Between and trying to usurp the throne. I just see so many people groan when Morgott appears again, as if he isn't fun to engage with.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:29:23 AM
No.529245190
>>529244969
Man that would actually be GREAT. Shame that survey is over. Could be an utterly kino way to send off Nightreign when the last Everdark Sovereign releases.
>MARIKA- NO...GODFREY...FORGIVE ME
>*does kino shit like cutting his horns off or something*
C'mon Ishizaki make it happen
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:29:30 AM
No.529245198
>>529246472
>>529226701
Fulghor and it's not even close
Dog and Adel are inoffensive, Augur and Pest are piss easy, Caligo is cool and fair, Libra is brutal bullshit but fair.
Fulghor is just asscancer, you spend the whole fight either chasing him down the arena or dodging projectile spam. Augur's whole fucking gimmick is running away for half the fight and he's less annoying about it than Fulghor.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:29:35 AM
No.529245204
>>529245397
>>529246771
This game needs more characters. Like at least 20.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:30:28 AM
No.529245256
>>529245521
I really wanna eat exalted flesh it looks so good bros.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:31:07 AM
No.529245298
>>529245065
because that was my DAWG
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:32:03 AM
No.529245348
>>529245003
but there's no skills involved.
if he did shit like ongbal does, i'd get it.
but he was just abusing overpowered weapons. if i remember correctly they've booth been nerfed.
if redditors tried to use the same build rather than summon him, they would've been able to mostly do the same.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:32:09 AM
No.529245356
>>529245438
Black Claw is best boy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:32:14 AM
No.529245361
>>529245163
>he IS actually protecting Leyndell from the Tarnished, who are indeed pillagers
They're called there by the goddess of the setting, her being a stupid bitch is irrelevant.. Morgott is just a larper playing king of a long fallen kingdom.
>>529245204
>4 ears
i never understood that
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:33:34 AM
No.529245438
>>529245660
>>529245724
>>529245356
i don't get it. why did raider stole the clothes of his rival? if he's black claw, why is he wearing white claw's stuff, especially considering white claw is still alive even if possessed by the night?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:34:15 AM
No.529245474
>>529245397
Spiders have a bunch of eyes
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:34:56 AM
No.529245512
>>529245540
>>529247990
I want and am praying for a Godskin Nightfarer
>>529245256
Speaking of items it's funny how exalted flesh is useful here when nobody used it in the basegame because it has to be crafted, using arteria leaves (which people hate to get as a reward). Crafting was just ass of a system when the way it works in Nightreign makes most items useful.
"Most", because bewitching branches are still not useful.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:35:10 AM
No.529245524
>>529245397
ancient kemonos have 4 ears and can wield lightning
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:35:27 AM
No.529245540
>>529245648
>>529245512
that's just recluse/revenant with black flame
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:36:14 AM
No.529245586
sorry for bailing but I had like 2k ping to whoever was host, it was unplayable
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:36:44 AM
No.529245625
>>529245397
It's just an aesthetic choice since having patches of skin in place of human ears looks really weird.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:36:58 AM
No.529245641
>>529245521
Kek, I used bewitching branches relic for Revenant beach fight.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:36:59 AM
No.529245642
>>529245521
It feels like every consumable was buffed to the point it's worth using at some point at least, while in ER they made it annoying to get and the majority completely useless
Hell, it feels like ER (and especially SOTE) doesn't really care for anything that's not rollspam/shield/stance breaking
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:37:02 AM
No.529245648
>>529245540
>with black flame
Would still be straight upgrade on Revenant
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:37:11 AM
No.529245660
>>529245910
>>529245438
Raider is Black Claw and defeated White Horn long ago, claiming White Horn's helmet as spoils of war. Like all the Condemned, the Nightfarers' memories are hazy when they arrive to the Shrouded Roundtable Hold, and have to work to remember who they really are. The Lands Between Tourney served to jog Raider's memories and get him to remember that he's not White Horn, he's Black Claw, White Horn is dead, and he wanted to pay respects to his fallen rival.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:37:31 AM
No.529245683
>>529245771
>>529245521
>bewitching branches are still not useful.
I like them for mob evergaols and adds to fort fights - Rapport is the strongest pyromancy in Dark 3 afterall.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:38:07 AM
No.529245724
>>529245862
>>529245910
>>529245438
Raider was the coward that didn't show up for the battle. They were going to fight to the death as equals but black claw pussied out. White horn is dead, we are wearing his skeleton. The white horn from the remembrance is a specter of the past animated by the night.
Thru the tourney you realize you were running from that and it is time to stop running. Everything going on with Raider is mirrored in Wylder and Heolstor.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:38:43 AM
No.529245771
>>529245683
Yep, getting a banished knight to your team is pretty good.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:39:08 AM
No.529245786
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:39:23 AM
No.529245804
I love this thing so fucking much
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:39:29 AM
No.529245809
>>529246097
>>529248241
>>529245163
my issue with him is that i already beat him. fromsoft just pulled him out again and again.
imagine if you had to beat malenia 3 times, because every time it's a fake death.
not even a "he's been resurrected", just a "he's just a magic clone that can appear anywhere in the lands between".
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:39:55 AM
No.529245832
>>529242205
who said there was no pvp in this game lmfao
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:30 AM
No.529245862
>>529245929
>>529246061
>>529245724
>Everything going on with Raider is mirrored in Wylder and Heolstor.
Interesting thing about that is in the ending where Wylder becomes Heolstor the Lands Between returning cutscene still plays, so Wylder-Heolstor doesn't have the original Heolstor's sheer hatred of the world, and is just preserving the Night's existence so his sister will live on.
>>529245660
>>529245724
these are 2 completely different stories lol.
if raider didn't show up to fight white horn, why is he wearing his stuff?
he must have acquired it somehow.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:41:56 AM
No.529245929
>>529245862
That part about wylder was my impression on the story too. Yes the nightlord lives on but everyone gets to chill.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:42:53 AM
No.529245985
so standard attack and post-damage attack seems to be interacting really oply. also if you stack flask over time it seems to lock replenish in place. you get like 2 life bars as raider.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:43:07 AM
No.529245997
>>529245163
Morgott's story is tragic but also kind of lame because if he knew Marika's plan he wouldn't be defending Leyndell from the Tarnished. He would be vetting them and aiding them.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:43:50 AM
No.529246047
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:44:09 AM
No.529246061
>>529246334
>>529245862
Every single character's story feeds into showing Wylder how to be the ultimate strugglerman to save reality.
>>529245910
They are the same story. He beats white claw to take his spoils but they later agree to meet to fight to the death as equals at the end of their lives. Black Claw doesn't show up bro. Raider pussies out.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:44:55 AM
No.529246097
>>529245809
there's two ways you can make it work: ''the flow of time is convoluted'' or he was called the Grace Given, Tarnished respawn via Grace, it follows that when Morgott faded away he was going to respawn, at some later time.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:49:08 AM
No.529246334
>>529246504
>>529246061
>Raider pussies out
can't imagine that. it makes more sense for him to have already won and then got confused and thought he was the white claw.
but then, the white claw is still alive for the fight.
and weathervane tells him that "white claw has been possesed by the night".
maybe white claw himself dropped his stuff to become a monster possessed by the night, and raider picked his stuff up in memory?
>wylder is dutch
>duchess is ukrainian
>raider is samoan
>recluse is kenyan
>ironeye is mexican
>executor is egyptian
>revenant is french
>guardian is...well he's a bird
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:51:36 AM
No.529246472
>>529245198
In my experience fulghor stays very close to me the entire fight bar one move
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:51:37 AM
No.529246474
>>529246396
revenant can't be french, she's white
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:52:09 AM
No.529246504
>>529246763
>>529247338
>>529246334
His story is about how black claw doesn't show up and figuring out what happened to him anon. The twist is learning you are the black claw not the other guy that hasn't shown.
Its you that doesn't show up. Thats what raider remembers.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:52:30 AM
No.529246531
>>529246396
guardian is aryan brahmin saar we are bros!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:52:30 AM
No.529246535
>>529246846
>>529247338
>>529245910
Looking at the journal again, Black Claw defeated White Horn and took his helmet, and they promised to fight again. Black Claw showed up at the scheduled time, but White Horn never showed up. Weathervane, Raider's first mate, told him White Horn wasn't coming, he was taken by the Night. So Raider made his way to the Roundtable Hold to face the Night, in hopes of fighting White Horn once again.
The final match took place in Black Claw's memories, and the Night-consumed White Horn mutated into an Ulcerated Tree Spirit, showing he was gone for good.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:54:43 AM
No.529246663
>>529246913
>>529246396
You would be the worlds shittiest concept creator
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:56:03 AM
No.529246749
even: grapple kino
odds: restage spam
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:56:04 AM
No.529246751
>>529247045
I queued with erg once.
Both picked Revenant, so I just Alt-F4'd
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:56:17 AM
No.529246763
>>529246504
I thought the ending was that raider showed up but white claw had been turned by the night and after defeating him takes up his moniker in respect. Then remembrances in general exist because the nightfarers have been through the roundtable so many times that theyβve lost sight of their original lives
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:56:23 AM
No.529246771
>>529245204
No refunds. You will get 2 more max and be satisfied.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:57:15 AM
No.529246824
>>529226701
2bugs is anti-fun
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:57:35 AM
No.529246846
>>529247215
>>529246535
Giving Raider the not-gays with Weathervane was weak.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:58:01 AM
No.529246875
>>529226875
they just have more hp
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:58:40 AM
No.529246913
>>529246663
what makes you say that
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:59:07 AM
No.529246934
some john name left but we beat hoelstor easy with 2
and yeah i sucked and died in the rain because im tired but still
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:59:53 AM
No.529246974
2/3 PC megahorse/heolstor saars
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:00:55 PM
No.529247024
I want a Recluse plushie
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:01:14 PM
No.529247045
>>529247106
>>529246751
if i queue with erg and get 2 revs i know im in for FUN
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:01:24 PM
No.529247054
>>529247130
>>529244403
Elden Ring is βmedieval stuffβ. I think what you mean is low fantasy.
>>529244036
>>529244307
>>529244627
>>529244593
>>529244703
>>529244785
Love him or hate him the guy knew how to make money and solidify his fame. I wish he didnβt do it but I can hardly blame him for taking advantage of the creatures known as redditors.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:01:51 PM
No.529247084
>>529247882
>>529226701
Caligo is just kinda generic and boring. Has all the typical problems of dragon fights. covers the screen up close and constantly runs away
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:01:52 PM
No.529247085
>>529247157
>>529247597
I'm starting to believe that Guardian's damage is so shit that it isn't even worth taking the evergaol buff on him and just going all in on his gimmick.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:02:23 PM
No.529247106
>>529247045
I know we'll win but it won't be fun so I only follow the troons around. A handful of luggage lads is how I cleared some of the nightlords on day 1.
Moloch (Flockbro)
6/29/2025, 12:02:33 PM
No.529247115
>>529247190
>>529247380
gg bros that was a cakewalk run, yall carried hard
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:02:39 PM
No.529247125
>>529248381
I want an executor dog plushie
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:02:49 PM
No.529247130
>>529247054
he actually made money off of this stuff too?
i even saw people calling for a solo him skin for executor. kill me now
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:02:55 PM
No.529247140
>>529239848
>>529239987
>>529240219
I don't like the image being posted either because everytime I see it I get rock solid and have to go jerk off again.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:03:23 PM
No.529247157
>>529247280
>>529247085
If I mained guardian I would take the first gaol buff relic that drops with a regen/poise/taking damage/aggro on block trait.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:03:23 PM
No.529247159
>>529247207
Can someone queue with noktaleteo? I need to do my wylder rememberance :)
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:03:43 PM
No.529247181
>>529248019
Is the generic stronger after taking damage better than the raider exclusive one?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:03:45 PM
No.529247183
>>529237554
That goes without saying.
>>529237853
There she is now. Wipe those tears off champ. Facts remain facts.
>>529238359
But enough Guardian.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:03:51 PM
No.529247190
>>529247115
Guardian BVLLS carry this general.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:04:07 PM
No.529247205
>>529236108
finally another sane person
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:04:08 PM
No.529247207
>>529247159
Doesn't it always send you there if you activate the rememberance?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:04:17 PM
No.529247215
>>529246846
Raider's battle buddy turned into a giant floppy dick halfway through the fight.
It's not even undertones.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:04:53 PM
No.529247239
russian lolcow is still mindbroken I see.
Is this good for duchess?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:05:33 PM
No.529247276
>>529238761
thatβs correct. and a fictional one at that. dial 8 now.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:05:34 PM
No.529247278
>>529247360
>>529248481
>>529237554
Guardian's playerbase has been filled with annoying debatelords since launch, it's been kind of funny to see.
The also do the classic low tier option select of saying it's not their fault when they lose because they're playing the bad character
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:05:35 PM
No.529247280
>>529247597
>>529247157
>gaol buff relic that drops with a regen/poise/taking damage/aggro on block trait
Yeah good luck with that.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:06:07 PM
No.529247315
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:06:32 PM
No.529247338
>>529246504
but he has the white horn helmet. he must've taken it from white horn. how, when? why would white horn leave his helmet?
>>529246535
right, this makes much more sense. for him to have the helmet, he must've already won.
this also makes the "night" more fleshed out. thinking about how white horn was "possesed" by the night, and the same thing happened to the father in revenant's memories, it seems the night is possessing people all over. so the nightlord is actually attacking the whole world.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:06:37 PM
No.529247342
>>529247431
>>529249394
>>529247250
This is what I use. I'm praying for Sorcerer's rise + Stamina on attack.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:06:45 PM
No.529247352
>>529247250
That's like 300 runes per crit
I don't thbink the power is is permanent
kinda mid like all relics
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:06:54 PM
No.529247360
>>529247278
Yeah, its great how everyone loves him. He became a fan favorite here after a guardian player shit on an entire discord.
which nightfarer is canonically the most likely to perform a dab?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:07:16 PM
No.529247380
>>529247548
>>529247115
nice colors on that team
good old red white and blue
>>529247250
its obvious they swapped her ult and skill and effects like this make no sense on an ult
it wouldn't be great on a skill either but at least you'd get some mileage out of it throughout a game
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:08:10 PM
No.529247431
>>529247470
>>529247342
That's absolute dogshit
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:08:11 PM
No.529247435
>>529237370
Obviously
Jannoids rarely let that shit go. Especially if it was used to make fun of them
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:08:15 PM
No.529247439
first fucking try
aww yeaaaah
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:08:23 PM
No.529247441
>>529247372
Wylder but only because Duchess asked for it
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:08:33 PM
No.529247452
>>529236567
>>529236669
>>529237509
no one cares about your drunken loser bastard blogposting
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:08:49 PM
No.529247470
>>529247431
Post relic or dickpic or gtfo
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:09:17 PM
No.529247492
>>529248189
>>529247372
i'd say raider. he's the only cheerful one
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:10:19 PM
No.529247548
>>529249394
>>529247380
It "makes sense" with the other relic that keeps you invisible while backstabbing, the idea being that you run into a camp with your ult up and just crit everything to death without being seen
the problem is you don't ever actually have a reason to do this
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:10:50 PM
No.529247584
I want Iron Menial to be playable. Butlers being badasses is one of the best tropes.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:10:56 PM
No.529247593
>>529247674
If anyone here is routing for evergaols then I will route hard away from you. I canβt be bothered clearing the same bosses and spending 90% of the game running across the map. Then the worst thing is typically anyone with that relic is a massive pussy and does the least damage to the nightlord.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:10:56 PM
No.529247594
>>529237402
xitter tourist for sure kek
>>529239043
good
>>529239743
average bird jeet poster lmao
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:11:00 PM
No.529247597
>>529247830
>>529247085
>>529247280
doesn't he have a rememby relic that has 2 of his passives on one relic? just take that and whatever gaol buff relic is best for you
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:12:45 PM
No.529247674
>>529247593
>I'm maladjusted and will make it your fault
cool story sister. We'll never have to deal with your failings so it doesn't matter.
>>529240615
>couldnβt just name it bread
>had to name it pita bread
you can tell the kind of βpeopleβ who were behind the localization for this game
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:13:14 PM
No.529247709
>>529244681
maris raids on heolstor
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:13:42 PM
No.529247737
>>529247972
Does this game have relic RNG seeds or are they just all generated on the spot nigga?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:14:46 PM
No.529247797
>>529248604
>>529247701
Raider also bakes bread so it is to differentiate how this is special bread between Wylder and Duchess not just normal bread like Raider makes for the crew.
You are trying soooooooooo hard though
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:15:19 PM
No.529247830
>>529247597
not the good ones tho
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:15:36 PM
No.529247840
>>529240189
Donβt post my wife here.
>>529243625
>>529244031
Horses are cool and so is riding them nothing to do with gays.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:16:05 PM
No.529247882
>>529247952
>>529247084
caligo is female
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:16:13 PM
No.529247891
>>529248604
>>529247701
How fucking insane do you have to be to get triggered over actual bread being called pita bread?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:17:11 PM
No.529247952
>>529248227
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:17:32 PM
No.529247972
>>529248025
>>529247737
2 layer authentication like any game that rolls stats or gear.
>list of options possible on 1st layer
>2nd layer runs generation live during roll
People replace line items with the cheat engine because they don't know how to manipulate or read the 2nd layer yet, it isn't generated locally. You can believe that second layer does nothing to the resulting rolls but there is no true random in a simulation.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:17:58 PM
No.529247990
>>529245512
I am begging and shitting for a STR/FAITH paladin character
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:18:35 PM
No.529248019
>>529247181
just roll a relic that has both
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:18:44 PM
No.529248025
>>529247972
>it isn't generated locally.
that doesn't even make sense. you can play the game completely offline
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:21:19 PM
No.529248152
>>529248262
>>529248384
>find frenzy seal
>drop it for revenant
>ironeye immediately steals it
N
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:21:59 PM
No.529248189
>>529247492
>Raider is supposed to be the brash friendly drunk viking guy
>His dialogue is the same boring shit with no emotion like every other souls character ever made
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:22:33 PM
No.529248227
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:22:46 PM
No.529248241
>>529245809
>>529244903
Couldnβt agree more. Itβs just pure laziness to be frank and really fuels the worst people have to say about it.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:23:05 PM
No.529248262
>>529248318
>>529248152
Please understand. He comes from a poor socioeconomic background.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:23:10 PM
No.529248268
>>529248382
Thanks for the carry birdbro, I can't ever figure out how to play recluse
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:24:03 PM
No.529248318
>>529248453
>>529248262
checked him out, he's chinese.
ironically revenant was actually french
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:24:57 PM
No.529248381
>>529248610
>>529247125
so you can fuck it? weirdo
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:24:59 PM
No.529248382
>>529248268
Spam spells and only use cocktail for getting fp back.
Use starlight instead vs nightlords.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:26:07 PM
No.529248453
>>529248318
I just remembered that we don't have chink TF2 class
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:26:21 PM
No.529248467
>>529245032
The relic says that he's still fighting on despite being swallowed by the night so he's probably just completely insane and still thinks he's protecting the golden order
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:26:29 PM
No.529248481
>>529247278
itβs just their inferiority complex at work. people say one thing, they HAVE to say another. very unhinged individuals
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:27:01 PM
No.529248508
>>529248384
damn this made me laugh but i also hate him
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:27:54 PM
No.529248558
>>529237554
Revenant is objectively the redditors/twitter meme class
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:28:25 PM
No.529248585
>>529248615
>>529248384
get ass raped you faggot
>>529247797
massive cope. call it bread and leave it at that. or we want to buy into your theory: βWylder/duchess breadβ. that simple.
>>529247891
im not the one who pointed it out. itβs still a valid point. why call it that?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:29:04 PM
No.529248610
>>529248782
>>529248381
How does one(female) fuck a plushie?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:29:08 PM
No.529248615
>>529248585
umm that's not very nice...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:30:44 PM
No.529248707
>>529249141
i have cross region matchmaking off.
why am i getting chinese players at all?
are they using vpns? all of them?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:32:15 PM
No.529248782
>>529248610
they put the lesbian stuff on it. the thing to wear so that you have a fake dick.
they put it on plushies and then fuck the plushies.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:32:33 PM
No.529248798
>>529248954
>>529249150
how does it take 33 minutes to say evergaol good?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:33:15 PM
No.529248832
>>529247372
Duchess but only when she's by herself
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:35:32 PM
No.529248954
>>529248798
guessing the first few minutes is the real video and the last 30 minutes is just raw footage of a run put in their to fluff the time up. zoomers wont click on anything shorter than 6 hours
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:36:34 PM
No.529249002
Is there a single datamine or test showing weather or not 7x Evergaols is 40% or 35%? I was just saying 40 because that's what everyone was saying but looking into it more I dont see any proof
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:38:37 PM
No.529249120
>>529249204
>>529247701
>>529248604
why do thirdworlders behave like this
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:38:40 PM
No.529249127
>>529247701
>>529248604
Do the needful understanding please Saar pita very good bestest of breads understand yes???
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:38:55 PM
No.529249141
>>529249268
>>529248707
that feature is exclusively for japanese people, doesn't do anything outside japann
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:38:59 PM
No.529249150
>>529249232
>>529248798
Evergaol not good.
Evergaol selfish and if you drop into the game and ping closest Gaol first thing I am not listening.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:39:52 PM
No.529249204
>>529249120
who knows, lets ask the localizers to find out what they were 'thinking'
onlywaifu's existance is so funny to me. i dont know why. its just so fucking funny when the guy using tranny tts and anime images hops on the mic and sounds like a thirdie. idk. anyone know what im talking about? its just funny
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:40:24 PM
No.529249232
>>529249263
>>529249150
.t Revtard running headfirst into BBK at lv3
What do Bolususes taste like?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:40:58 PM
No.529249263
>>529249232
Wrong, Rev is one of my least played characters.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:41:01 PM
No.529249268
>>529249581
>>529249141
is this real? if so it's weird
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:41:12 PM
No.529249284
>>529249490
>>529247701
>>529248604
Triggered some Dravidians with these posts. Well done.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:41:56 PM
No.529249329
>>529249231
someone post the vid where they face reveal on stream and look horrid, it was linked here a few days ago
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:42:25 PM
No.529249361
>>529249231
yeah it's very absurd
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:42:59 PM
No.529249394
>>529250180
>>529247342
why not just use the magic+3staffs+rise instead of the top relic?
>>529247548
yeah since critting most enemies takes 3times as long to kill them. crits are only worth it for the safety or stun for your party. a relic that makes your crits twice as fast would feel quite good on duchess.
i cringe everytime i accidently try for a backstab and the mob walks away
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:43:02 PM
No.529249397
>>529249231
>onlywaifu's existance is so funny to me
Yeah, imagine caring about Souls PvP.
You'd have to be mentally ill...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:43:13 PM
No.529249409
>>529249245
medicinal herbs
bitter and dry
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:44:10 PM
No.529249479
Do guard reflects trigger post-hit health regen?
>just test it retard
I'm not at my 'puter...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:44:19 PM
No.529249490
>>529249860
>>529249231
Who the fuck is that and why should I care
>>529249284
Probably guardian mains kek
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:44:40 PM
No.529249518
>>529249610
>>529249245
Should I be putting the balls in my mouth? From start to finish the game is so GOGOGOGOGO I just run over everything that isn't a golden chicken leg at churches
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:44:54 PM
No.529249531
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:45:51 PM
No.529249581
>>529249648
>>529249268
if you were from a country that valued itself you'd understand
gaijin stay out
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:46:16 PM
No.529249610
>>529250885
>>529249518
>not eating them directly from the ground
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:46:39 PM
No.529249648
>>529249581
well, i am. i want to be able to do the same.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:46:48 PM
No.529249660
>>529250554
am I missing something or does "dagger chain attack reprises event upon nearby enemies" fuck up your regular reprise?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:49:40 PM
No.529249828
Anons who just tried to kill Goat nigger and failedβ¦. Forgive me for being giga noob. I WILL git gud!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:50:15 PM
No.529249860
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:50:40 PM
No.529249882
>>529250080
>>529250576
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:51:41 PM
No.529249947
>>529250376
Just played Duch for the first time and I have a whole new level of disrespect for every single duch player ever.
This is the most easy fucking mode class ever, how the FUCK are you taking damage or dying with this character?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:52:15 PM
No.529249975
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:52:38 PM
No.529250007
>>529250108
>>529250140
>Wylder and Duchess have the evergaol relic
>They spend day 2 hunting fucking evergaols and small camps when I wanna take on bigger game
>They spend like ten minutes going back out into the rain to hunt some fucking hippo in the northern canyon and dying repeatedly
>Cue Libra fight, both die horribly
>Dealing good damage with Maliketh's Black Blade
>Wylder has distracted Libra so take a moment to go summon Sebastian on Duchess so she can come back too
>Duchess has crawled off into a fucking corner of the fucking map
>Libra does his buffed phase finisher and I have to run back to collect gold to not die
>Don't get back in time, get hit by Madness, but still alive
>Wylder died of Madness, Libra instantly telefrags me
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:53:48 PM
No.529250080
>>529249882
Japan has gone #WOKE...this must be stopped.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:54:07 PM
No.529250108
>>529250207
>>529250007
did you win da run?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:54:33 PM
No.529250140
>>529250007
Reverse Griefed
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:55:08 PM
No.529250180
>>529249394
nta color issues i thought so myself. the gaol+reprisal relic is neat but blocks using that one.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:55:30 PM
No.529250207
>>529250287
>>529250108
I would've if I was more selfish and didn't go to try to save Duchess like a fucking team player.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:56:07 PM
No.529250243
>>529250359
>>529248604
cope about what sister?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:56:55 PM
No.529250287
>>529250345
>>529250207
>try to save Duchess
>access to one of the best revive tools in the game
>summons Sebastian instead
You didn't really try
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:57:33 PM
No.529250331
Wylder is too easy bwos
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:57:51 PM
No.529250345
>>529250468
>>529250287
>access to one of the best revive tools in the game
I used it already on Wylder. Why do you think he was alive again?
>>529250243
your mangina bleeding
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:58:29 PM
No.529250376
>>529249947
overconfidence and the thrill of spamming dagger attacks. also enemies never stagger when you do it.
holy shit you can stack the small pouch relic and start with 7 slots. then buy another one for 8 slots
well i got it as a nice bonus on a relic its good qol
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:58:55 PM
No.529250404
>>529250569
>>529250359
But what should I be coping about though?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:59:33 PM
No.529250449
>>529250559
>>529250607
anyone has the number for the stamina bonus of dark night of the champion?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:59:53 PM
No.529250468
>>529250345
>can't manage ult
>didn't use the claws
>blames team
Checks out
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:01:34 PM
No.529250554
>>529249660
It does not. You can and should be stacking them when the time is right.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:01:38 PM
No.529250559
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:01:54 PM
No.529250569
>>529250614
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:02:04 PM
No.529250576
>>529249882
and the Fragrant Pita Bread Seeker, so easily forgotten
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:02:32 PM
No.529250607
>>529250449
310200:Increased Maximum Stamina
310401:Increased Maximum Stamina
8020000:Increased Maximum Stamina
one of these. id guess the last one
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:02:40 PM
No.529250614
>>529251067
>>529250569
oh you're just mindbroken my bad.
i'm watching a routing guide and this is fucked up.
you're telling me the bosses you find in ruins are dictated by elements?
thinking about it yea, it's true. i clearly remember it being like this. but i never realized.
so once you know routing, you know every boss you're going to be fighting before getting there?
up until now i literally just showed up and killed everything i met.
i was kinda happier not knowing.
>watch a high tier streamer fight boss I got floored by for pattern recognition
>they also get hit by the moves that killed us, despite eventually winning
I see
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:03:52 PM
No.529250669
>>529250852
>>529251259
>>529250634
I don't watch guides so the magic is still alive for me. However they should definitely put out an update that randomizes things more.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:04:12 PM
No.529250683
>>529250852
>>529250634
You didn't figure this out while playing?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:05:02 PM
No.529250734
>>529250979
>>529250660
need to see the 3 nightreign girls all doing this dance
fotm artfags get on that while nightreign is still popular
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:07:15 PM
No.529250852
>>529250984
>>529250669
i wanted to know how to get my level higher, what locations i should go to and when for most runes
>>529250683
kinda but not really. i thought a "ice ruin" could have a blood noble boss, but then give out ice rewards
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:07:59 PM
No.529250885
>>529249610
>wormface.jpg
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:08:22 PM
No.529250905
>>529251284
>>529250660
what relevance does this image have? ywn be yys
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:09:01 PM
No.529250947
>>529250971
evergaolmaxxing is crazy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:09:32 PM
No.529250967
>>529251002
>Unable to restore session
Very cool
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:09:35 PM
No.529250971
>>529250947
Welcome to Mario kart.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:09:42 PM
No.529250979
>>529250734
>still popular
I have bad news anon...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:09:48 PM
No.529250984
>>529251154
>>529250852
You can tell what boss it'll be when you see/hear the location. They'll always be the same if it is the given configuratin.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:09:53 PM
No.529250989
>>529251154
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:10:03 PM
No.529251002
>>529250967
not very cool lol, same
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:10:28 PM
No.529251029
>>529251154
>>529250634
Uhhh no idiot
Fire encampment can be head tanks or royal army recolor. Duuhhhhhh lolzors
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:11:13 PM
No.529251067
>>529251101
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:11:44 PM
No.529251101
>>529251067
>still mindbroken though
okay
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:11:46 PM
No.529251107
>>529251284
>>529250660
Warm piss fags OUT
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:12:32 PM
No.529251154
>>529251301
>>529250984
>>529250989
>>529251029
im retarded guys that's the point. i've just figured this out. i just killed everything every time.
i beat both everdarks and heolstor so this is not essential info. i just didn't know until know
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:14:02 PM
No.529251259
>>529251761
>>529251921
>>529244272
>>529250669
I watch guides when I'm curious if there's anything deeper/more thorough than what I've learned by playing.
>>529250905
relevance? Perona can summon ghosts too.
>>529251107
nah there are some pretty obvious references in raiders remembrances + pirate.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:14:43 PM
No.529251291
>>529251376
>>529242972
sneedger tier means dumb obvious hacked shit in there
I'd just bypass the relic and cheat in legitimate relics if I could
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:14:48 PM
No.529251301
>>529251154
Please be a girl
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:16:06 PM
No.529251376
>>529251291
Sneedger tier is basically hacked relics tier. I just made it up.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:16:08 PM
No.529251380
>>529251558
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:17:22 PM
No.529251451
if i had a dollar for every time i've bought starlight shards for my revenants and they ended up dropping me axe of godfrey i'd have three dollars
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:17:23 PM
No.529251453
>>529251359
why is her gock so squishy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:17:30 PM
No.529251462
>>529251551
>>529251359
They wont add elden ring characters because of Japanese workspace culture.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:18:46 PM
No.529251534
Weird that we have an unequivocally liked rev thread "celeb" but not a recluse one? What happened? She's boring to play?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:19:08 PM
No.529251551
>>529251462
does Rya refuse to participate in the hourly office staff stretching sessions?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:19:17 PM
No.529251558
>>529251687
>>529252338
>>529251380
no u
im done taking shit from people, i've put up with enough.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:21:07 PM
No.529251660
>>529251783
>>529251284
No there arenβt thatβs just your schizophrenia talking
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:21:28 PM
No.529251687
>>529251783
>>529251558
Smoked him. Fuck that nigger
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:21:39 PM
No.529251696
>>529251359
fuck yes, make them have a stretchy godskin like skill, and whips because no one else is using whips. (plus curved sword affinity for shield and sword variant, and a lil int faith for magma (just int in NR))
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:22:08 PM
No.529251715
Fulghor is extremely fun. He is annoying on Recluse but it was to be expected, but on Raider he's a blast. Facetanking the nuke with his skill feels peak Raider.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:22:45 PM
No.529251761
>>529251259
sex with her
>>529251359
fuck off she deserves better than this cash grab slop game let her rest until elden ring 2
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:23:10 PM
No.529251783
>>529251847
>>529251984
>>529251660
schizophrenia is hereditary I don't have it. stop saying the same thing over and over and over and over and
>>529251687
yeah im sure they killed themselves already. /s
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:24:09 PM
No.529251847
>>529251783
I meant she smoked. Ur ass. Fucking nider
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:25:35 PM
No.529251921
>>529251259
With how often games just lie to you these days, everyone should at least peek at some guides. So many games have a buff that just doesn't do what it says it does, or other weird quirks like that. Guides reveal that bullshit.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:26:08 PM
No.529251963
>>529226701
Caligo is dogshit solo and coop
Augur is fun in solo but horrible in coop
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:26:28 PM
No.529251984
>>529252042
>>529251783
Your posts indicate otherwise
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:27:22 PM
No.529252036
>>529250660
i want to fuck perona so goddamn bad
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:27:26 PM
No.529252042
>>529251984
oh im sorry is this psychologist general, no its ELDEN RING
take a gun put it to your temple and pull the trigger and fuck off forever. stop doing this to me specifically you CUNT.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:30:52 PM
No.529252247
>thrusting counterattack relics don't count Guardian's charged counter for the buff
What the fuck is wrong with this game
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:32:22 PM
No.529252338
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:32:26 PM
No.529252341
>>529251359
Rya is not a fighter
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:32:37 PM
No.529252359
>>529250634
>look on map
>see Deathblight icon by ruins
>get to ruins
>boss is Wormfaces
I mean
yeah?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:35:36 PM
No.529252543
>>529252646
>>529252908
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:37:40 PM
No.529252646
>>529252543
Gooner running off to the map corners to goon. While brother and sister handle the map.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:38:08 PM
No.529252675
>>529228307
That gimmick is weird because it seems designed for solo only. In solo the mob missiles do great damage and break Augur's stance all the time, in coop they deal a pixel of damage to its health bar.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:39:13 PM
No.529252737
>>529253328
>>529250634
you can tell ruins perfectly, encampments have a bit more randomness (fire can be either redmanes or chariots for example), fort and stuff is random, cathedrals are also random but there are only 3 bosses
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:41:37 PM
No.529252908
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:42:55 PM
No.529252987
>Start fight with Libra
>The fucking merchant flies away again
>Raider, who I presume was in the middle of taking a deal, times out
>Get disconnected
>Quickly reconnect
>I respawn in downed, at the edge of the map
>Ironeye gets overwhelmed and killed
>Defeat
>All in less than a minute
Cool.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:44:50 PM
No.529253087
>>529253305
>>529226584 (OP)
>tfw +magic attack power up boost claws, bell and hoarfrost stomp
r8 my build
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:45:21 PM
No.529253119
I am finally willing to concede that Executor is a meme
I should just go replay Sekiro with that difficulty mod
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:46:37 PM
No.529253179
>>529250634
Seems pretty obvious after you play a few expeditions
On one hand it's not good from a roguelike aspect but considering the strict time limit I prefer having fixed bosses so I know exactly how long clearing a place will take me while running from the rain
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:48:50 PM
No.529253305
>>529253460
>>529253087
>r8 my build
meme class/8
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:49:12 PM
No.529253328
>>529252737
Cathedrals have 4, headless knight / fire monk / golem / trumpet aliens
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:51:45 PM
No.529253460
>>529253629
>>529253305
>meme class
She's so tiny that if you stand underneath the dancer she literally cannot hit you during her spin
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:52:28 PM
No.529253496
>>529254189
Heeeey, xistas...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:53:12 PM
No.529253539
>>529253624
ggs duchess/revenant sorry for trolling a little bit, I don't play this character.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:54:12 PM
No.529253602
>>529235624
I think he feels awkward. Imagine if you rode on a lesser evolved version of your species cousin to get places.
>Hopping on a chimpanzee's back to get to work.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:54:29 PM
No.529253624
>>529254318
>>529253539
i love a nailbiter for an ending
i really threw the fight on the last neccessary dodge to make it interesting
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:54:35 PM
No.529253629
>>529253460
>meme class has a useless gimmick
almost like the whole class is a joke
why can't nightreign swim
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:55:44 PM
No.529253706
>>529253632
Weighed down by the sins of the past
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:56:12 PM
No.529253734
>>529248384
Just irongawd things, get griefed sheboon
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:56:14 PM
No.529253736
>>529253632
they don't want you to swim out of the island
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:56:21 PM
No.529253746
>>529253840
>>529253632
Dolls can't swim. Their joints let all the water in so they just sink.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:57:41 PM
No.529253840
>>529253890
>>529253746
But water doesn't sink in water so why would letting the water in make you sink?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:57:57 PM
No.529253849
I basically only got fire weapons that whole run lol. GG rev and Wylder
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:58:17 PM
No.529253874
>>529230797
But ENOUGH about you and your main, brownjeet.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:58:32 PM
No.529253890
>>529253938
>>529253840
do you know how buoyancy works
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:58:57 PM
No.529253913
>>529254040
>>529253890
is that the thing that holds up recluse's tits?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:00:10 PM
No.529253979
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:00:36 PM
No.529254012
D:
that went so well
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:00:44 PM
No.529254021
>>529254325
whenever you see a guardian main, you just know they're redditors
this birdbrain kept hitting his 3 bars teammates instead of letting them die and respawn
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:01:04 PM
No.529254040
>>529254151
>>529253913
why the long face
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:01:06 PM
No.529254043
>>529253938
gooner ahh comment
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:02:47 PM
No.529254148
please ahh yourself
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:02:48 PM
No.529254151
>>529254040
he's smiling though
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:03:11 PM
No.529254189
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:04:41 PM
No.529254281
>>529254325
Are the everdark relics in the collector's signboard time limited? I already defeated this week's boss but didn't buy his relic, will it stay even after the boss is gone?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:05:26 PM
No.529254324
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:05:27 PM
No.529254325
>>529254452
>>529255932
>>529254021
Looks like he is still mindbroken.
>>529254281
Looks like it is a permanent shop. Only the new boss relic gets added as you defeat them.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:05:45 PM
No.529254340
>>529253938
if she was swimming, actually yes
the fat in her boobs is less dense than water so it floats
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:06:41 PM
No.529254393
>>529254318
Hurts to watch. Hate that the best option is to ult, and then finisher instantly.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:07:31 PM
No.529254443
>>529254318
I love deflecting this attack, you just go ATATATATATATATA and send out a shower of sparks.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:07:37 PM
No.529254452
>>529254525
>>529254325
So the old relics aren't removed if you defeat the boss but don't buy them, right?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:08:28 PM
No.529254496
>>529254684
>>529254806
Gigi and Pepeβ¦ if youβre out there, you were some of the finest motherfuckers Iβve had the pleasure to play with. Was stoned and in my feels so pardon the absence but boss fights were elite with you guys. GG!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:08:52 PM
No.529254525
>>529254452
Don't think so. I bought the adel one and it is still listed next to the new centaur one with a 0 on it. If they cycled them out it wouldn't show up in the inventory I think.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:11:30 PM
No.529254684
>>529254806
>>529254496
Pepe is GOATED
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:13:38 PM
No.529254806
>>529254832
>>529255680
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:14:02 PM
No.529254832
>>529254806
Now carry this game for me.
Pepe is my favorite Wylder ever
Every time I play with him I'm so delighted, don't think I've ever lost with him even in the early days of launch
I like being his Rev puppy and following him around
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:20:11 PM
No.529255194
>>529254318
haha i wondered what happened there. huge hitbox can be nasty
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:27:40 PM
No.529255680
>>529254806
Likewise man, I was stuck on Goat Nigger and with your guysβ help, he was finally defeated. Appreciate yaβll, maybe weβll meet again hopefully and I wonβt be as distracted with weed and feels over some chick lmao
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:31:42 PM
No.529255932
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:48:03 PM
No.529257058
>>529237223
You can probably buff the guard counters enough to be relevant (guard counter based on HP, guard counter up, drain sword), but it's a defensive tool with a stagger benefit and not really an offensive one
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:53:39 PM
No.529257469
>>529257682
>>529255002
tfw no one will ever post about me like this
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:56:10 PM
No.529257682
>>529258135
>>529257469
No one posts about me either except to rank me low on that retarded tier list, join the club
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:02:02 PM
No.529258135
>>529257682
it's ok anon I'm sure I was delighted if I ever played with you
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:03:22 PM
No.529258238
>>529237223
You can build for crits, but it'll only really work in solo.
Art gauge on block and the passive that heals you when the sword activates are your best bet for making the sword useful.
Other than that, focus on generic boosts like the gaol relic, hp recovery on post-damage and stamina recovery on hit and just focus on getting strong DEX weapons.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:24:19 PM
No.529259867
bored of purple horse
when's purple bug
when's purple dogs
when's purple goat
when's purple dragon
when's purple holstein
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:24:50 PM
No.529259912
>>529255002
kys samefag tranny
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:31:51 PM
No.529260410
jellyfish shield my goat
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:32:02 PM
No.529260425
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:43:03 PM
No.529261348
>>529262560
>Matchmaking... 1/3
Where's pcbros at?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:57:22 PM
No.529262560
>>529261348
Relic theorycrafting
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:59:29 PM
No.529262729
>>529263131
You fucking faggots are worse than the general population. I've never had more dropouts than playing with erg.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:04:50 PM
No.529263131
>>529263329
>>529268878
>>529262729
is there a way to know if someone actually left as opposed to network issues?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:07:26 PM
No.529263329
>>529263131
>play with password, end up having to solo/duo
>play without password, consistently get to day 3
Unless you are all chinks with motorola modems, I doubt that's the case.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:12:07 PM
No.529268878
>>529263131
just had this executor faggot leave after 1 second of being downed on the first evergaol at lvl 2, one minute in. it was godskin apostole and noble but still... we then proceeded to finish the run but got assraped by gnoster at the end.