Thread 529258346

jewish edition

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prev: >>529104252

first for mekons

omg mekons back rs07g back we cant keep winning like this

ick

thinking about meriipus meriipus

mekons historys only s tier threadgirl

uhhhh no not really

t. jealous c tier

st0ck is the best thing to ever happen to osg but yall arent ready for that convo

mekons posted hole st0ck didnt even post feet

st0ck is f- tier

st0ck is s0ft

st0ck is still lurking here looking for any opportunity to slurp up attention

holy smokes what an auspicious start to my runey day

guzu just finished underground pass

im dry as a bitch

qrd on mekons? im new

its misspelled nihongo for orange

no its not

>>529251402
I'll try this thanks. Any tips what to do at kril without a lb?

yes it is zip it bitch

>>529251402
>3 tick hits with a 4t weapon
girl what

finna take a massive jaytroonie ya smell me

no i do not "smell you" you freak

guzu just hit lvl 30 slayer

guzu also just hit lvl 47 hitpoints

who is guzu

would you alch it yourself or tank gp loss and just sell at GE

guzu deez nuts

>>529264686
im iron

lil sprouts alching bows LOL on a bondie too broke ahh runephew smhhhh

>>529262801
You get faster hits if you only dodge the falling stuff by one tile

>>529264731
my condolences

>>529264806
sadly I couldn't pay for membership even if I wanted to
jagex don't accept russian money

yo ive been away for 7 months did my nigger john dad get his cape yet

your making me pukey again

I'm too shit to learn door altar method at kril I genuinely want to die.

>>529266572
Door altar zammy is dead, now you need the bow from tds and lightbearer

>>529266572
it took a few attempts to get it but once you get into the rythm you'll be fine

st0ck and mekons would be cute together

>>529266632
I'm 60 toa kc in toa without a purple and I spooned a Hydra's claw, so I was thinking of getting a dhl to get a rigour so I can 1shot shamans

>>529266749
Alright. Does the current door altar zammy method require you to delay a tick at the start still

st0ck would be cute to come home to

>>529266980
I think so, but I'm too stupid to count ticks.

>>529267169
instead of instantly clicking like bandos, click when he starts to move. Check both videos and see the difference.

can anypony spoonfeed me the mekons pics im new and bad at using the archive :3c

>>529267169
isn't there a plugin that counts for you

>>529266980
i think so mark krils true tile and then click when you see it move

*pointing at d3k* *borat voice* mai waif

>>529267637
I tried and I got in cycle couple times, but then I panic and lose the cycle after couple attacks.
I'll get back to toa and cheese it.

>>529267852
you need door altar for bandos anyways and its exactly the same besides the delay 1t at the start so you might as well learn now

>>529267936
I'll learn Yama and skip bandos, fuck bgs.

>>529267852
if you get out of cycle, run to one end, tank 1 hit and then click the door or altar and youre back in

>roll iron
>*wahhhh this content is too hard im skipping it*
why are they like this

how does scorching bow lb zammy work i did a bunch of altar door there a while back and got burnt out after going really dry maybe a different method would be fun if i also wasnt dry at toa and tds

>>529268403
You literally just stand still

>>529268653
wtf i need to get my synapse and lb

the osg compendium
>142 iq know-it-all bro
>papamichael
>st0ck (cute femboy)
>meriipu (40yo finish biofem)
>despa
>midzy (pedo)
>shenny (35yo pedo living in his parent's attic)
>shortys (avid d3k simp)
>faggy bro (has posted vocaroos)
>disabled british girl
>blackbro whose personality revolves around laughing at ypipo
>etna rock
>nut bladder
>he who must not be named (john dad)
>eel girl
>jaycutie

on hiatus
>mosif
>comfy cozy poster :3
>birds egg
>2slime (fucked your mom)
>aerti

banned for overly attentionwhoring
>d3k (d33cay (cute aussie biofem))
>schizo chud that calls everyone a troon (suspected to be Snacco or aerti alt)

presumed deceased
>boxee
>scruube
>Caged Jamal
>passive agressive scottish bro
>w420 anglerbro
>vayne v4 (ahker, mass nex crybaby)
>catposter (attractive, posts cat webms)
>juiceb0x
>eala

Is there a kril simulator?

>>529269118
move shortys to on hiatus move st0ck to banned for overly attentionwhoring add boys kissing add red aura uim

Eclipse, black dhide or crystal body for kril? I really don't want to use crystal shards though

>>529269159
just open your lips and swim into them bro its easy your teeth catch them

>>529269390
With fbow you absolutely must use crystal, otherwise its whatever

>>529269429
pity lol

is there a mole simulator

>>529269526
just close your eyes

>>529269429
What are you even trying to say?

>>529269670
moron

>>529269670
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nDqP7kcr-sc
if you even care to listen

>>529269118
where can i see femboy st0ck cute biofem d3k and the supposed attractive catposter

>>529269923
I don't want to listen to your mom for 8 hours.

>>529270118
anti lol

>>529270118
we dont bully in this community

>>529270208
thats a fucking jokes. you fucking faggots have had a target on my back since day 1. well 2 can play at that game ...

>>529270630
?

can someone pick these for me

>>529270630
hi cheeser

I am back at getting kc for kril because you guys bullied me

I stepped into the room got hit a 42 and I forgot antidotes. I want to fucking die,.

>>529271540
you sound cute. rsn?

>>529271801
jhnd

i could believe that

less than 100 people playing the sailing beta...

>200 more demon KILLS and no uniques

john dad L

yeah there is no fucking way i can do this i get into the cycle by luck i'll just give up and kill myself

omg finally got black mask 1427 kc

havent played in 2 years wheres the friends chat

Sharing cool things with my close friends is one of my favorite activities! https://youtu.be/aYUuY-M2pN8?si=W-zKEct5QXrfkkaQ

>>529272989
there is no friends chat you have to join the clan chat

>>529273146
what's cool about chinese doritos

>>529273208
i'm in an actual fucking clan though

>>529273253
you can join other clans as a guest

>>529273367
oh

>>529273460
Your autism?

>>529273547
is this not sufficient tisms?

>>529273669
lol how many quest points can skillers get

He will be baked

>>529273882
it's like 128 total. assuming you can do the most annoying of quests.

almost 3 kills at kril got him to 1hp and died

i'll just do 2 kill trips i have time

>>529273958
How baked?

got 3 kill trip thanks to triple food drop

guzu is going to do scurrius

>>529276103
please hop in cord this is crazy

>>529276410
I don't want to get my rsn doxxed and ridiculed.

Lol there is no way sailing actually releases lol.

mod north knows best, my nigger going to axe it.

Mortal Kombat II (Arcade) - Speedrun - I guess you could say this is right in Liu Kang's wheelhouse!

i died again lol zammy is so hard i think i'll get a task to make it easier maybe i can do 3 kills consistently

i miss d333cay

i miss d333cay too

i just turned greater demon extend off because i got my 2nd synapse lol oh well it's pretty common drop anyway

yeah i miss d3 too its been like 3 hours since she made it stinky then sucked it clean

they should make monsters that can run

monster cans roll

they should make a boss instance where the tick timer is random

They should remove all these bullshit methods I'm being serious it ruins thegame.

getting the fire cape is peak osrs and should have stayed the pinnacle of pve

>>529279896
Unironically this.

private servers used to be kino

no the game needs to be harder with more instakill mechanics add a confusion status debuff which mirrors your clicks too

Running in circles while the boss does nothing is so cool!!!

meriitob 2 when

what first d3k fire cape or john dad inferno cape

The Darkest Internet Cult You’ve Never Heard Of | 764

i miss her

Just went to take a shit. My asshole has become so stretched by all the BDJ assfuckings that it slides OVER and AROUND the OUTSIDE of the toilet rim. Its like being assfucked by a ceramic dildo. Still delivers the shit into the water though so I guess other than the splash-back going straight up my rectum there's not that much to complain about.

i think jqt gets longer trips melee zammy than this girl

i miss her

>>529272391
i dont understand this bit

>>529269118
official current poster ratings
>142 iq know-it-all bro 3/10
>papamichael 6.5/10
>st0ck (cute femboy) 2/10
>meriipu (40yo finish biofem) 8/10
>despa 7/10
>midzy (pedo) 5/10
>shenny (35yo pedo living in his parent's attic) 2/10
>shortys (avid d3k simp) 1/10
>faggy bro (has posted vocaroos) 4/10
>disabled british girl 4/10
>blackbro whose personality revolves around laughing at ypipo 5/10
>etna rock 8/10
>nut bladder 8/10
>he who must not be named (john dad) 2/10
>eel girl 7.5/10
>jaycutie 5/10
any questions?

i really hope meriipu's real name isn't meri, because that would make her my little sister

>>529282741
yeah i have some questions who are are and what methodology was used

I think it's great that all these new streamers are coming to OSRS, but why are we convincing them all to make ironman accounts? In my opinion, ironman is a challenge designed for people with prior game knowledge - without it I think it's a recipe for instant burnout and resentment for the game.

>>529282741
im 3 of those so do i just average my ratings or what

>>529284174
only 4 of those dont have rsns attached so hmmmmmmmmm mmm

>>529284147
Yeah because it's fun to google "osrs best money making" and do the best one you can.

>>529283490
im a literal who the methodology is you get points for talking about the game and being pleasant to interact with and you lose points for being extremely disgusting overly attention seeking or giving attention seekers what they want

>>529284174
if theyre any of the 4 unnamed ones i gave 3 of them a 4/10 which is basically not worth being on the list because you arent notable enough

omg

quiet bitch every poster is unique in her own special way except john dad who should leave forever

Melee flicking was rewarding

the true 10/10s are the literal whos who have to keep the thread alive while that list of thread destroyers wreak havoc

shes a 10 but pronounces it ardougne

shes a 10 but uses northern lumbridge castle stairs

happy plarpsday

im training myself to switch offensive prayers before my gear

official current poster ratings
>142 iq know-it-all bro 9/10
>papamichael 10/10
>st0ck (cute femboy) 10/10
>meriipu (40yo finish biofem) 11/10
>despa 10/10
>midzy (pedo) 10/10
>shenny (35yo pedo living in his parent's attic) 0/10
>shortys (avid d3k simp) 10/10
>faggy bro (has posted vocaroos) literally who?/10
>disabled british girl literally who?/10
>blackbro whose personality revolves around laughing at ypipo literally who?/10
>etna rock 10/10
>nut bladder 10/10
>he who must not be named (john dad) 0/10
>eel girl 10/10
>jaycutie 8/10
any questions?

papamichael is annoying elitist

why is your brain cheesy

>>529285949
wdym

nemonemo nemonemo sign

i am 4 of those personalities

6.5 is a fair rating for papamichael he talks about the game mostly but hes also annoying and a simp and he gives jhnd attention

Why in the warriors guild basement do people crowd me so badly
There are four corners and the middle area there is no reason to poach my cyclops unless you are trying to troll or hit on me
I just say I have a bf and add them to my ignore list
When I was training on knight's upstairs to stack tokens I even had people literally build knights on the spot I was using when there was one available

why is your post faggy?

youre being too hard on papamichael i talked with him and he was really chill and normal and hes a beast at the game and my clog is the biggest in osg and d3k likes me the best

these hoes been posting in osg not knowing they being assessed

everyday st0ck posts about himself at least 10 times for his incessant need for attention. might as well make the next thread /stock/ because this faggot won't go away.

st0ck hasnt posted here in days all the hate directed towards him has really affected him he was crying in vc over it for example

st0ck made both of those posts btw

I'm the only good poster here.

eel girl fell off

Some venny with 8826 nex kc says you are supposed to zcb spec on accurate. Thoughts?

>>529288503
whats your best post

>>529288606
All my posts are diamonds

It is so retarded that jagex rotates whether the description says woman eater or maneater on the Cyclops
Maneater is a common expression using woman in term of it does not make it gender equality. It just sounds stupid

another thousand pulls at tempoross, still no pet...

but two more big harpoonfish to add to my collection

huwoman
nigger
nuke israel

can we talk about runescape what are you doing in game

>>529265359
Are you a mentally ill clogger by any chance?

>>529289756
beasting

>>529289756
i'm killing crabs!!!!!!!!!!

>>529289547
I don't understand why anyone would hunt pets.

my runey plan for tn is to finish ba on the weam i only have defender left

>>529288361
will he kill himself soon

>>529289957
need more green text in my clog

>>529290241
What's your bank value?

imagine in 2007, if Jagex offered the ability to try a NEW FUCKING SKILL early

everyone would be playing it. worlds would be maxed out in minutes.

this is going to be a fucking disaster lmao

>>529290685
just under 4b

yeah im sure the worlds would be overflowing with people antsy to do a bit of farming lmao

>>529290725
But sailing is old news we already tried it

>>529290780
poverty go kill your little muspah before you hunt your lil pets lil bro

>>529290903
wtf

>>529290725
i just don't want to spoil it for myself, i'd rather play it for the first time when it drops without bugs

>>529290903
but having more bank value doesnt help with tempoross

>>529290903
i'm scared of insects

>>529290812
you should have seen Draynor Village when they released seeds a week early

ngmi

>>529291323
nigga i was there

>>529290725
it caps at level 30 lil bro

>>529291390
i know you were, because you were excited about getting a taste of a new skill. even one as boring as farming.

sailing is supposed to be exciting, isn't it? yet nobody gives a shit.

>>529291730
NTA but my friend group hated it and said it's for faggots (which it is)

as for me im just waiting for its actual release i dont want to spoil it for myself

>>529291730
Nta, they called it water agility which Im not interested in. Should have said "water dungeoneering".

>>529290725
i dont want to level the skill twice

if you want my opinion, i think we should ditch the whole sailing thing, i just don't think it's a good idea for a skill

https://files.catbox.moe/ip8hwm.mp4
This ain't sea shanty wtf

work on sailing has lead to important engine work behind the scenes it was for the greater good

I don't think door altar method is viable with 150 ping.

You need to click within one tick which is 600ms so its possible. No better worlds though?

>>529293076
In theory it should be fine, but it isn't. I tried doing toa with someone who has done 500 and he couldn't butterfly perfectly with 130ping.

my torstol is twisted

>>529293565
It can take a bit to get used to it, but if you always play with 150ms (stable), you will be able to door altar.

my flippin brain is twisted

will d3k come back if i get an inferno cape

>>529295526
who r u

gonna try to have a good cry later

im not allowed to cry as a boy

its ok to cry as a boy actually we can cry together

not falling for that one again

violently but still controlled enough to screw

*does a gay little jiggle in his seat when he rolls myopia on w2*

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1lna0u9/dragon_bolts_are_getting_ridiculous_700_gp_4400_gp/

BRING THE BOTS BACK PLEASE OH GOD WE NEED BOTS HELP US JAGEX

Can someone nuke the bots that bring in dragon arrows and darts? Asking for a friend.

on the verge of a panic attack if you even care

>>529300730
>smelting down dragon equip to make dragon ammon
i would be for that also make dragons drop claws like they do bones so you can attach them to arrowheads

i don't personally thank you for giving me the option to opt out thats really mature of you

ive been playing this game for years and i dont have a single friend. people dont seem to talk to each other in the game world in public chat, its all just clans but i dont like the chud vibe of the osg cc and when i go to the osrs discord and look for a clan theyre all super gay and lame as hell. how do i find chill people to play with?

you dont like chuds and you dont like fags? wtf pick a lane

ive been playing this game for years and i have a single friend personally

im single

holy moley 39 whiteberries from one bush

this is me
i'm killing tormented demons abt to get to 94 slayer, excited for the big 95 so i can get spoonied on hydra claw
the person who got me into osrs has been on a months long break from the game since the beginning of the year and i'm worried they'll never come back and my main duo will be gone forever :c

this sodapoopin guy is not very entertaining, why do people watch him

ok who is coming to my 200m fishing party tomorow i dont know the time yet

no this is you

>>529304701
ill come if im awake ily

ok what about 6pm utc

check the sodapoop guy and hes surrounded by bots, lmao thats embarrasing jagex

>>529304701
i will also come if im around ily2

>>529305071
that will probably work for me just remind me

>>529305239
why do you watch a literal cuck

>>529306547
sodapoppin is cute

that episode of fairly odd parents but chester and aj get sucked into runescape instead of 3d wire frame game

chat 5 gifted and i go wildy 5 gifted chat

have wow players always been lower iq than runeyers or is that a recent phenomenon everyone i was friends with played runey growing up

in wow every boss u have a role and its the only thing you do so its quite easy compared to osrs where u have to be a master of everything

whats next after fishing mr aespa

wow players like raids like molten core so yes they are braindamaged oda block viewers

will the party be f2p

john dad W

praying to god that i feel better after making some white piss

im a jeewon gooner

they should add pawgs to runey

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1lmz56v/runescape_rave_at_defqon_1/
jesus whites are something else.....

>>529309925
kc?

death death death

>>529258346 (OP)
>haven't played in a decade
>lose my runelite profile
sad

are you mad at me

sigh...

sire is so ass do helmies actually do this shit

apple bottom jeans

i gained one clog slot today.
>well, what was it? tell me! tell me!!
jeez fine, calm down - it was studded chaps (g)

sire is a thing you do for cas and if you want a bludgeon for wildy bosses and youre too embarrassed to pull up with a zaxe

>>529313668
Not really. Only recently has the abyssal bludgeon actually gained some real uses.

need my clog slotted rn fr

i greenlogged sire because i liked it so much take a look
https://www.runeprofile.com/PapaMichael

does the (g) stand for (gay)

is that link safe to click

do you think eala shortys yurigaoka shran and/or crispor will come back for sailing

yes yes literally who yes yes

papamichael what are your thoughts on the annoying simp allegations

my thoughts are: idc

i do care?

is pm even a simp eel girl is the one who goes feral whenever someone mentions d3k in a negative or even neutral light

he simped so hard he was rewarded with sex

he's just like a brother to me

>>529314663
yes and kuni and saikou and akanemous and numazu will too

saikou more like saitei

thats not eel girl that does that and i also think its only done as a bit. theres no actual simps for d3k

this general is over 12 years old amazing how some of the prime threadgirls are dustwombs now

my super strength potion would ressurect crop a dusty old threadgirl herb patch

we should invent a threadgirl rsn and then call anyone who doesnt know it a newfag

>>529316321
>tfw

im pretty sure kuni coming back for sailing is a sign that the second coming is impending

>>529316664
>she doesnt know

>>529316135
it is hilarious but it is not a bit

>>529314016
>green logged sire
you got crazy lucky like usual lmao come back to me when you actually earn something

>>529314016
ip logger?

my second coming is impending if you catch my drift

>>529317610
can i watch

missing pookie real bad rn

pookie was my nigga fr

need to feel numb rn

training my rape skill

wow can i see

back in my day animes used to use ramune now there shooting fent..

for a long time, i thought ramune was just another word for ramen

ye cuz you a stupid gaijin pig

omfg

she dreamed of pair of dice pair of dice

despas almost 200m fishing woaw i remember he 100m fishing party like it was yesterday

I am locking myself in this fiery pit until I get a cool cape
Or until I run out of brews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU7TW3-hzg8
anyone know if this method still work

>>529322245
you look ridiculous

>>529322498
Do not make fun of my green armor

>>529322245
why is your cape cheesy

>>529322245
pickle rick lookin headass

i think she looks nice

rendi got an infernal cape on a lvl 3 so whats your excuse

im bloated

i have an infernal cape and im maxed which is more impressive than being a level 3 you can do that off tutorial island

i cant afford his diet coke habit

Executioner's axe head drop

d2 owes me

does anyone wanna hang out irl

410 kc
Whisper-er prep time.

im already hangin out iykwim

no rsn no gz

>>529323424
you look ridiculous

idkwymdesu

d3k raped me on toon town

jaccuse midzy of d3k spam

>>529323330
inv

coca cola mashita

this is the mini setup daniel

>>529324461
meet me at central station at 12

i miss midzy

gonna go red x my baba and then sleep

>>529326443
can i see

no you cant see stop asking

you want to watch me sleep? ewww no

jwu back to zammy to practice door altar method

which raid is the best

400 tds 0 uniques

cox is the best, tob is ok, toa is shit

>>529327613
gj helmitard

>>529327923
uh thanks? i think?

my favorite raid in recent times was probably castle nathria but of all time its throne of thunder no question

heh cocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP4RfAOY4yY
ITS UP

>>529328050
good taste

>>529328531
need to watch this later i have some brain cells that need nuking

need a retarded wow refugee rsgf

>>529328869
heyyyy

need a gf who fishes eels mines amethyst and steals from varlamore houses

thats so many activities she sounds really multifaceted

no it sounds like she only afks

um those arent mutually exclusive sweaty

wow she sounds like the type of girl i would confess my love to and get rejected then become the sassiest girl in the thread as revenge because

wow GODS will save osg

of course youd rate yourself the sassiest egotistical bitch no wonder she rejected you

chat what should i do on my day off tomorrow

>>529328531
he looks like a clay head you would make in anger management class

if you really loved her youd want her to find happiness even if its not with you

no i turned over a new leaf you ignorant bitch and the other side of the leaf is the sassiest bitch in the thread its obvious you arent eelgirl because nobody who reads as much as her would have trash reading comprehension stupid bitch

wow chuds be like erm this game too hard!

you arent the sassiest you arent even the gassiest bitch

anonydork formerly KPOP IS BEST formerly Finding Saki formerly KPOP GOOD fell off

i wish she fell into my pms

they say saeder always praises joseph smith and takes a huff of air duster before starting an osrs game design sesh

YESSSS
i have bis necklaces in all 3 slots i'm so fucking happyyyyyyyyy

why does everyone hate saebae aka saeder aka yellow man

i have best in slot pickaxes for both of my hands yay im so happy

can i see

heres one of them i cant show the other right now

sorry i forgot image bc i'm sperging out but getting occult is so good for my account i'm so excited >.<

for me its because he interviews people i want to hear talk and then spends 3/4 of the interview pitching the most retarded update idea ever

>>529328531
i hate this guy because of the chig interview and it was obvious he knew nothing about sports

how does she have 3 neck slots

erm 3rd age amulet has more magic accuracy than occult

how come osrs is the only mmo game in existence with good quests

>>529330593
lol

wow boys used to bully us runey girls in 2007 but now that were beautiful they come crawling back

YES! I! AM! A! NERD!

why did she laugh its true

shes kind of dull she laughs at everything

sae bae more like say gay

im the aella girl of osg

>>529331781
papamichael first in line at your birthday gangbang

pov: you show up the the w2 gay protests

better than being last in line lol

>>529331781
she showers less than she poops and has sex

any quips toward pm feel jhnd coded i cannot condone them

its friendly ribbing with papamichael and savage mode with jhnd though

i will become the greatest pker known to man and woman

what about non-binaries

Hey guys! I'm currently doing my first series attempting to beat OSRS in the most basic gear possible! (primarily bronze)

I'm currently working on Free to Play before i move onto Members, getting pretty close to that sweet taste of freedom... i seriously can not wait to have agility available to me..... oh and this is my first Iron Man!

gonna be an interesting ride lol

HOW TO PEOPLE PLAY FREE TO PLAY FOR FUN LOL

tomorrw is monday no randomizer

so I guess ballscape called it quits

i dont mind if she trans but that flag ugly af

>>529333402
:(

i told you that bitch had a retarded basis for a series and yall called me a jealous hag

>yall
shut up kentucky fried chicken

okie dokie boomer

leagues cancelled pride cancelled ballscape cancelled what next

im up to no good

can i see

im down to no good

prayer flicking needs to be either removed or made easier.

no content in this game requires prayer flicking

white boys really do have no rhyth

oh so i'll just tick eat fire caves

jaytroonie L

john dad W

>>529334985
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/No_Time_for_a_Drink

ive always wondered if the jmods intended for you to 1 tick alternate at inferno or what their intended solution looks like

praying is mandatroy for ironman cause we have a limited amount of pots

>>529335102
you can just tick eat or get lucky its really not that hard

what other things have you wondered

what the point of it all is why am i here

no i dont wonder that its obvious theres no point

nuclear engineer reacts to rendi lvl 3 fire cape

@meriipu im watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoMtlKz3jlY

this game is a skinner box keep you trapped froever

i wonder what d3k smells like

>rhyth
>mandatroy
>froever

>>529335509
this yt boy goofy lmfaooo

i bet it stinks

*tom cruise in tropic thunder voice*
go fuck yourself

wow apple should hire you as a spellchecker

>>529335509
this is me fighting leviathan lol

I tried League of Legends after 5 years sober.

i cant spell embarassing and beautiful took me several years to learn how to spell confidently

>>529335878
lol

>>529335810
since people can't reply to posts i'll start replying to posts that make absolutely no sense

why would i need to spell when computer does it for me

b0aty spotted wearing pride scarf in latest video

i can spell kyrgyzstan now

personally i look up words and phrases on google first to make sure im spelling and using them properly

kyrgyzstan has that ufc fighter that looks like a caveman but he's a lawyer after his mma career is over.

as for me i have an iq above 100 so i just know how to spell

>>529335984
i dont care if my words or sentences are written correctly its a social construct

me i dont give a crap about the context words just metastasize in my fingers

>>529335979
i got 2 unsireds in 50kc and both were jars so i will never touch sire again

i just set my hands on the keyboard and let the power of christ compel me

anyone want to come over to my house and do some tob? nothing gay just doing some tob also i like to play naked its not gay

just did an epic fail

fail whale alert

wheres jd the cheeser phone is ringing lol

runescape icks #19: that guy in the cc who changes rsn every month without fail

im not in a cc im a lone wolf

>>529335078
anyone need head?

im a humanoid im an ai

im a nasty freaky girl

>>529334006
what if sailing and varlamore gets cancelled

>>529336859
varlamore is already in the game

>>529335501
I cant really watch other rando streamers than zfg and maybe binyot it just is too much for me

i dont like this bit i dont like this bit i dont like this bit

sorry i cant hear you very well im going through a tunnel

Your birdhouse trap is now full of seed and will start to catch birds.

>>529313480
when are they adding a use for ancient shards

the giant bosses update is so awful the chests drop the loot on the ground instead of in your inventory and the bryo saplings go to 0 health in 1 hit but they dont die until you hit them again after did they even playtest it

chuds cant do bits this is a known fact

>another demons task
kuradel is my main bitch

>>529336089
i wish i got a greater demons task

i slay demons inside my heart but they keep respawning

>>529333402
wow someone turned 15 and found my chemical romance

boku no kokoro no yabai yama

>>529338901
thats like my favorite manga omg

gonna start making some white piss if you even care

yeah.. idk about this

>>529329257
isnt that more than enough supplies

after 7 months is it finally happening

maybe you should just pay someone to do it...

I dont wanna make it I just wanna

mr zuk i dont feel so good

>>529340092
can someone carry cox for me so i can get rigour?

yeh just make yourself a chunkmax and leech cox for 2 years and call it the "hardest achievment in game"

>>529339896
u could do an entire cave with that many supplies

>>529335189
finding people to carry you for thousands of games is pretty difficult

she thinks her bit is annoying but im tallying up more (You)s than ive gotten all year

i was about to get my 666th agility ticket and got stepped in and made it a double ticket so i got 667 instead #blessed

>>529340143
why dont you practice zuk for 100 hours before you attempt inferno so you dont fumble at the end?

1320 your 2000s pass is revoked

>>529331781
cant wait for sailing so i can access 2200 worlds

me personally even with 99 sailing the squeeze to get into 2200 worlds will be so tight

>>529338041
you have free levels in defense idiot

>>529340354
thats what im saying

>>529338041
u r the testing noob

jagex never fixes the bugs i report though

donald ducking it

is boaty retarded why did he do dragon slayer so early bricked account

did jhnd beat zuk

despite scrooging it up on the ge selling ashes and pie dishes for 12 gp a pop I am months and months away from being able to afford a tumtum

im bloated and gassy

>>529330408
what's wrong with doing dragon slayer early

hes going for zuk helm not 200m all in useless skills

u stpid ape you need 95 slayer for zuk helm which is much slower with cancer dragon tasks

why does she keep replying to irrelevant posts im gonna start slapping my head in a moment

when i get a dragon task i just cancel it with slayer points

>>529343004
anthony im at tob lobby are you coming

i will be quite disappointed if he plans on getting carried at raids

obor mate? more like OBAMA
*karamjam drums play as tribesmen hoop and holler in the background*

obor more like john fetterman

just use the dragon hunter shotgun to blaze through those tasks

O.o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeKgU13FHug

bitch nigga really just camping cg without doing farm runs in between fr? read a ehp guide

>>529343316
i want to learn more about you etna

creep

>>529340038
my first attempt was on april 3rd and i died on wave 12
4-7 first mage
4-14 pb 55
4-24 pb 64
5-4 1st zuk got to healers forgot safespots dont work - borrowed the tbow this day
5-5 2nd zuk - made it to healers and did 0 damage
5-6 3rd zuk - made it past healers and stabilized but shot too many 0s to kill
and then i took a break for almost 2 months

>>529343417
i was going to but i like watching the stacks in my inventory grow

>>529330391
jhnd just do zuk simulator there is no shame in that

guess not! lol

>>529343243
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wVdfAcRcz2c

>>529343316
gz on the helmie pet every helmie has that

>>529343653
yeah im gonna send a bunch of practice sims before i actually log back in

alright well fuck you guys then i thought it was cool

need a free leech for perfection of het.

image attached is what i look like in game and in real life.

please message me on discord if you want to help.

>>529343316
damn gz etna

>>529337824
just take a day break where you only send them until you feel confident then next day you send one if you succeed do a run and you got it

the thing is that when i send sims with the max setup it feels so fucking easy and then when i actually do it in game i just hit 0s nonstop

>>529344046
kys

>>529344046
KYS

u can just....not attack in the sim you know

what about jhnds setup isnt maxed

nigger what you rwted for max gear

hes not good enough for a quiver but i think thats it

um rwt is against the rules

how much extra dps does the quiver give lol

>>529344174
no pegs no quiver
i am using avas rotg(i) and devouts
i think "max" setup uses suffering quiver max cape and pegs

>>529344367
>no pegs
is this yt boi serious

>>529344194
he thinks pegs are a huge upgrade

the suffering is so when zuk hits134 on u u can reflect 13 back

i agree its not a huge difference but every % of accuracy im missing is felt when i sit there and shoot tons of 0s. using a max setup in the simulator makes the fight feel like a complete joke

your doing it again your giving him attention hes being stupid on purpose and your rewarding him

>>529334728
you're not your

youre mama

hehe sometimes i like to poke fun of jd even though we dont have inferno in f2p and even if we did i couldnt do it lol

ok well im gonna go practice
reminder to drink a lot of water and keep a positive mental attitude
bye

im drinking some coca cola from wendys personally i dont fw water

>>529336598
from nech task into smoke devils i just want to do greater demons

is vorkath head guarenteed every 50th kill or just once on the 50th kill then rolling 1/50 to recieve it again

>>529341889
only the 1st time you get 50 kills

this replying to the wrong person thing may be the absolute worst bit on osg
>>529345578
1/50 on any kill but kc 50 and guaranteed on number 50

use the flippin wiki

i couldn't figure it out with the wiki i'm sorry
good to know i hope i don't go dry for my second one, vork is dropping me dragon bolts at least which'll be good for my inferno anyways

>>529343136
NUCLEAR SMOKE DEVIL HAS APPEARED HERE WE GO

can the other inferno anon post their toon or something so i dont mistake them for jd and i know to be nice to them

i think im in love

>>529337787
why do you need a 2nd one?

hes the only tbow inferno anon everyone else with a tbow just gets their cape and its nbd

just sent eel girl a video of my eel

i am thinking of trying inferno with bowfa and blue moon gear

my internet had a weird hiccup which never ever happens and i almost lost my hardcore to scurrius because that stupid nigger still hasn't given me a spine in like 80 kc

i'm gettin a second vorkath head bc i heard ranged cape is good for inferno with the prayer bonus and i don't wanna waste ammo

uh yikes. that was really fucking racist.

u clearly see vorkath still has a head if u get the head drop

im actually a f2p uim skiller so i cant see vorkaths head

ill show you head f2p

new game ive been playing fat bitch roulette: open gnomonkeys stream and wait a minute, if hedron talks about food you win and treat yourself to a snack

>>529346423
i can drop a vorkaths head on the ground and youll see it stop lying

what do you get if she talks about sex that seems to be the other main topic

vorkaths head is untradeable you can't drop it on the ground

even though i set my pronouns to she/her the game still calls me an ironman :/

>>529346464
ANOTHER NUCLEAR SMOKE DEVIL JUST APPEARED

ironman isnt a noun

>>529344123
ANOTHER ONE I AM GETTING SO LUCKY BUT NO CIGAR

my wilderness boss vacation is ending

were getting close but im potting bed now
gn osg

>>529347851
gn

>>529343558
i have 555 points and cant find things i am capable of doing

its me its me a little baddie just cause im pretty doesnt mean i dont do bad things

pnm is in kpop demon hunters pog

do u get any rewards from sailing or is it like hunter

>>529347851
sailing is probably like a minigame and it wont affect the main game

i dont see the point in training sailing im going to just use my hot air balloon ba ba ba ba ba jump in my ba ba ba ba ba hot air balloon

to the camelot zoo right

my nigger mod north buckbroke reddit

I almost passed out laughing at this

lmao

OMG L000000000000000L

>>529351862
omg banned from /r/unitedstatesofreddit

rendertroon failed with his fag grifting so now he's doing politics for upboats

sisters im doing the sailing beta and i think im going to quit the game rather than do this its legitimately not fun

what skills do you think are fun

i can't believe /ourguys/ mountain man and hannnie didn't make a runescape removing pride video

>>529352669
All of them.

all of them i have two maxed accounts

>>529351862
i heard if you have this image saved on your phone america will arrest you

the main benefit of sailing is that it will be so bad that we won't get another new skill for the next few decades

>>529353052
Yeah America doesn't have freedom of speech

woops hehe forgot to withdraw my cargo from the cargo hold

>>529347665
I will fill your cargo hole with my meat.

what if i did an impromptu freestyle about he government and conformity at the ge would you join in or make fun of me

plarp a little here and plarp a little over there

>>529352385
sorry im american i cant make any negative political statements

when the fudge are they releasing more rsns i need a new one

*fudge batman voice* then youre gonna love me

>>529354715
you're indian

leagues 6 when

[Suggestion] Allow players to use the Sailing skill to explore deep ocean shipwrecks as a gold/item sink

suggestion suck me off

suggestion: add a rape skill instead of sailing

scrap sailing and add summoning back in

i dont care anymore i want to see it all burn so we can start again fresh in oldschool 2: scape harder with a vengeen

would you still love me if you found out i was in odablocks cc

um personally im incapable of it

afufufufufu

if she aint got a defender between her pants im not interested

defender? i sure hope someone does

i hardly know her

i defender every time someone says soemthing mean

ROFLMAO

are there any lolis in this game?

no

hate this nigga who says it's "true stories" but he got half these stories from nosleep

runedle in four :/

soda said osrs was shit... osrs sissies... not like this...

i dont have youtube so i generally get to form my own opinions about the game

i like how you say get to it truly is a privilege to form your own opinions #america #baldeagle #freespeech #blessed #patriot

>>529343796
ok pm me rsn midzy i reckon i can do it in under an hour ill charge 100m

im not ameriacn

interesting that she asked for a leech for het when she is clearly a huge faggot...

runedle in 3

>>529363612
he should have just had his girlfriend teach him the game instead of his retarded chat and fucking j1mmy the midwit

rundle in 2

stop typing your runedle scores stop it stop

what if they added mangoes and mustard to osrs

some runescape niggers are weird as fuck, i ignore them and they continue to talk to me as if i'm replying back to them. i swear some of these folxs are serial killers or something

runedle in 1 btw

whatever

geleez super smooth crayons

St0ck is voice training in 4clan call rn she sounds so beautiful and is valid.

im crashing out

im goofy

im half gay

SEVENTYYY THREEEE YOU LITTLE GINGER PRICK

anyone wanna teach cox?

>>529364337
good morning i woke up

i was gonna spend 10k hours greenlogging cox in the entrance chunk by leeching for years and claiming its the hardest thing ever accomplished maybe you could come with >>529369674

I got zammy spear. I was doing 7 or 8 kills per hour.

playing house rn

ill be daddy haha

i didnt have a daddy in my house growing up

i dont have a daddy rn

runedle in 2 (actually (not a joke (im just better)))

shut up shut up shut up

i really dont like this idyl guy he gives sex pest vibes and hes an annoying j1mmy clone

i dont even know how to get into cox because i cant make a party since i am only recruit

personally im half recruit

does he have a good argument for it being in the game? im guessing not

BRING IT BACK

>>529373853
thats actually true though

>>529374212
This video is even more important now that the r/2007scape moderators are deleting posts about the Pride Event. Minorities arent even allowed to express their frustration and disappointment there now. Bigots take the silence on reddit as people not caring and that theyre in the right, when really the mods are silencing us. Its so sad.

if we need a pride event then wheres our black history month event, fathers/mothers day event, womens history month event, mens health month event, juneteenth event, breast cancer awareness event, disability pride event, etc,. either its all ok or none of it is.

redditGODS btfoing whiny troons. GOAT BELLAMY

its strange that chuds are the most vocal about their sexuality but then make arguments like >>529374428
really strange

should i do 6:0 bandos, 7:0 or door altar?

god i hate clues

Why is the osrs community so reactionary?
Like no one on fortnite cares if I get pride skins. Even on cs:go I really don't get hate crimed

is ahrims generally better than blue moon? it has better melee defences but it's otherwise pretty much identical right, idk how important melee defences are for inferno

>>529376093
whats the endgame of these disgusting lard asses do they hope to get sex by pandering faggots

oda dad L

>>529378434
You could end up tanking the occasional melee hit in there.

oh and mod north? i got a lil something for you too
*slowly raises both middle fingers right in mod norths face*

7 deaths.

sitting out dances on the wall trying to forget everything that isnt rune

would someone mind manifesting the drop for me

>>529380625
I hope you get the RDT silver ore drop.

And as for me, time to hunt for a zombie axe for Vardorvis and Duke Sucellus.

cool im thinking about her again thats awesome

ba was a nice distraction on the weam but i am back to aerial fishing now that that is finished
its funny the motivation i have when faced with the worst content ever made this might be a secret hack

i think about her 80% of the time

sigh...

a hopeless romantic all my life

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

speaking of romance there's my lovely lady!
i was brewing a fresh pot of BBC but i see you were brewing something yourself :) what a delight

>>529381445
You get slightly better rates at the other zombies and also the helmet.

>>529343732
>>529343898
>>529344046
I'm going to send you to hell

guzu having a panic attack over monkey madness 1

i used to have opps but i dont really anymore

chat is the reason we are not getting leagues that they dont know how to make it work for sailing
cant they just be honest and say so

its obvious one of the jmods is meriipu anti

>>529384895
no its because we're all gonna play rs3 leagues

pink silk trees everywhere red raspberries everywhere baby dragonflies everywhere i love summer

pilk trees

woah rs3 leagues that sounds freakin epic and may be the only thing to get me to play that hot pile again

those pilk trees can get you high

is voice training a skill, can u get 99

elon musks daughter voice training skill is like 20

im going to become a member today for the first time. im looking forward to doing all the new quests.

just say you hate me

wait tomorrow is july im gonna frow up

>>529383856
That is true, however getting there is a pain.
Thank you for the suggestion.

>>529387781
Do you mean the quest or just the getting there part? Ghommals hilt lets you teleport pretty close.

>>529380104
i fucking hated that boss, she stepped on my dick and balls with her bare feet like 8 times before i finally managed to kill her

is fluffycatgrl here i have a game related question

>>529388189
Getting there.
Ghommals have limited daily uses plus you need to do a decently long run to get there.
You could troll tele as well, but that is on normal spell book.
Lastly there is the farming patch tele, but I only have that tele in the PoH so it isn't very convinent compared to Seed pod -> gnome glider -> run north.

fuck my keanu chungus life

I hope people don't start hate criming my when june ends, IK my bestie has been holding it in all month...

God wars needs a rework.

>>529387028
i really hate this game but cant stop

>new ceo comes in
>dropkicks pridefags in the chest
>testing removal of microtrans from rs3
>wow streamers jumping ship to osrs in droves
>peak player counts never before seen
how are the troonies feeling?

>>529389729
It always baffles me when people say they like GWD and that it's not basically on the same level as KQ, maybe even slightly worse.

>>529390636
Both are dog shit.

lemme hit rq?

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>>529391091
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guzu almost done with monkey madness 1 (blind hcim)

might shit myself on accident

#LetThem

She cute, what should I say to her?

>>529396619
give her a diamond ring and if she doesnt alch it, marry her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B4cOTO6IT0
lol

>>529396962
their fault for not having a jagex acc, impossible to hack a jagex account. the only reason people dont use jagex acc is for acc sharing servicing botting etc

>>529396962
Im not gonna watch that, how did he get 'hacked'?

>>529397405
he had a legacy login, thats it. here is how to never ever get hacked 101: upgrade to jagex acc import all your alts, make a brand new gmail for OSRS only dont use it for anything else, enable 2fa on it as well, switch jagex email to this new email, enable 2fa with google auth on jagex, disable codes by text, generate your backup codes and write them down and put them in a drawer or folder or safe and you can literally never ever get hacked unless you let someone on your PC.

RAT or no jagex account there is no other way

another john dad W

>>529397624
I have 20b on 2 accounts that use legacy login
gl

>>529398201
only a matter of time before you get got honestly unless your pass is some random generated string

However, ultracompost does not increase the yield of trees, fruit trees, cactus, or bush patches, and flower patches do not yield more items from ultracompost, using it only protects it from disease.

if i were in that situation i think id start a new account instead of trying to rebuild

>>529398063
ANOTHER john dad w

>>529399360
rebuilding on max would be way easier tho honestly, even as an iron

squishy pussy squishy pussy squishy pussy squishy pussy *i say as i pet your kitten while you are afk at varrock west bank*

guzu just killed the monkey madness 1 jungle demon

you are invited to my 200m fishing party it will be in the barbarian pond in world 474 at 6pm utc today no its not a pvp world

omg thats in 2 hours

can you do it on a f2p world please

The Protect Item prayer does not work on these worlds.

no but you can have a bond if you want one maybe on another account so you dont ruin your f2p account if you still want to come

one less lonely girl - jb

no thats okay thank you for offering i hope you guys all have fun at the party

can i have a bond im not a f2p account but i want to go

I will be there :)

venator bow abby demons is peak

why cant they ban some of the bots im losing my freaking mind here

ok if you want a bond come to the lumbridge church in world 384

cant wait for my fucking female to come home so i can fucking shove my fucking cock up her fucking pussy and ass

does anyone want to be my +1 for the fishing party

maybe rsn

savix is going to do monkey madness 1 too today

>>529406432
jhnd

eww piss off trannychaser

chat the mysterious stranger gave me a bond

you could fix me if you wanted to you just dont want to

bitch i cant even fix myself

VAYNE V4 rules this troon thread

Can I bring a pet to the 200m party :o

everyone brings pets to parties im sure its fine

bad bitch small waist pretty face

obtuse rubber moose green goose guava juice

this nigga xzact really turned his stream on at like 4am and has just been doing a single inferno run for 10 hours
anyone else kneeling? i'm kneeling

>>529411958
so is it just
>rock cake down to 1, attack on the tick when hp would regen so the regen tickeats the hit

gonna smoke a fat one momentarily (after posting this)

>>529412243
on these later waves yeah, early on he stays full hp and eats hits that wont chance him

he also log out resets a lot to get a good start to a wave and also to heal up by blood barraging the nibblers and then logging out and repeating until he's full

so what is the point of the run, no overheads?

>>529413154
no overheads and he appears to be a pure which distinguishes him from Port Khazard's previous and the only(?) other no overhead inferno

question: if you skip a slayer task can you get assigned the same task immediately after?

so how is he handling jads and sets, he doesnt have that many tickeat
>>529413980
Yes but you dont have to accept it

the party is in 2 minutes

It feels weird that dragon boots is 2nd-BIS. It also feels weird that the actual BIS is a very marginal upgrade that's very expensive. It feels like the next boots after dragon should cost 3-5m and there should be 2 or 3 tiers after that.

This has similar energy to dark souls slow walk runs even though those had a lot of deaths and had nothing to do with this

>>529414552
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Aranea_boots

i have some juicy gossip straight from the fishing party

>>529414768
this isn't an upgrade to dragon boots, it's pure gear

thank you for coming to the party

>>529414768
you see so many cheese losers in those things

are they dating

>>529414905
they are basically dragon boots with mage and range accuracy added. they're good for raids

>>529414905
uhhh it has prayer bonus AND positive attack bonuses for mage/range
>>529415153
Ill allow it as long as you lose no max hits. There are accuracy bonuses in prims though, thats a juicy 0.25% on nex.

its come to my attention that you can do all the "group of 2 or more" toa cas with an alt standing at the entrance so score another one for asocial losers

>>529416174
Damn might have to quest my main for toa.

what is different from sailing alpha to beta? a cannon?

does merii still post here?

did anyone play the sailing thing? im interested to hear how you felt about it, yes YOU!! haha the cute girl who tried it of course, let me know!!! ;)

she wasnt at the party and we even didnt use letter clocks this time

>>529415567
>uhhh it has prayer bonus AND positive attack bonuses for mage/range
okay but i want an upgrade with a marginally better str bonus that still has defensive stats
it feels weird that there's no midrange option between the 250k boots and the 27m boots
it's the kind of thing that probably made sense when primordial was new but now it's like 10 years old and we can't get better foot gear because it would have to cost 100m

smells like upfaggot in here

whats that

not much whats up with you

a golden tench would save me rn

ok guys after 11 hours xzact is on the jad wave

me personally i need to smith iron bars until lvl 40 then i can roll for a new chunk

chunking is so 2023

big chunkus

omfg gay month is almost over

every month ur alive is gay month homo lol

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omfg

they call me rsn flamer, flamer retard fag

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