Holding hands while fishing Edition

>Currently Discussed Servers
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive ToT on the 30th)

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July

>Guilds
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>Previous Thread
>>529139891

Holding paws while fishing.

first for aoiyuki love

Zaptuah was right.

How am I supposed to get 1k gold for dual speccy on pochy when it's vanilla and vanilla quests grant 1 silver?

>>529271904
>lowercase why
dude was hurt

>>529271904
>unlikable asshole randomly mutes people
>throws a tantrum and quits the guild
>unlikable asshole randomly mutes people
>throws a tantrum and quits the guild
I'm seeing a pattern here

>>529272000
just enjoy the exploration :^)

I joined FMC a week ago and this korkusan guy has been helping me.

>>529272252
good people in the guild get ostracized while attentionwhores get stroked by every tranny wanting to leech off the thread fame

aoiyuki warned us all about this and we didn't listen, her dream revelation wasn't a joke

>>529271904
>how DARE you disturb ME when I listen to music
what an absolute narcissistic nigger holyshit

>>529272382
trannychasers like filthy weren't "good people"

>>529272715
To be fair korsukan is super annoying.

i wish there was turtle but mop

>>529272797
>actually plays the game and speaks to people
>super annoying
maybe zap ACKing over one lost loot roll wasn't so bad

>guy tries to be social and talks to people and post about game all the time
>uhh what an annoying nigger how dares he socialise in MMO

I don't understand this new guild drama. How can someone bother you while you're listening to music? I listen to music all the time and I just wont read the game chat if I don't want to.

>>529271904
Why are Germans such autistic lootgoblins?

What guild should I join in MoP Sheilun?

>actually wanting to socialize in wow
nigger I'm here to get gear so that I can easily shit on people in pvp why the fuck are you talking or acting like anyone here wants anything but that

>Changing stances resets my Rage
So if I'm in tanking in Defensive, it's not worth it to swap to Battle for Overpower when I get Dodged?

>>529273427
put points into stance mastery

>>529273427
Bro your defensive tactics?

>>529273282
Who's german in FMC? I got banned on a hi-fi forum a couple of days ago by an ovese pedo german mod because an autistic soulless illiterate braindead german retard initiated an argument with me and started insulting me out of nowhere, then I called him ahmed and told him to shut up. Germans are subhuman.

https://turtle-wow.org

>>529273037
cool thanks
might actually try out prot then if it rivals the standard arms tanking for leveling

>>529273427
No. You’d be wasting cooldowns when you should be using them on better threat abilities

>>529271612 (OP)
Holding hands while T-posing.

>>529273668
Troondle?
Epoop waiting room.
Epoop?
Bronzebeard waiting room
Bronzebeard?
Conquest of Azeroth Waiting Room
Conquest of Azeroth?
NEVER EVER waiting room.

>>529273825
CoA is the only server I want to play.
Everything else feels like filler.

>>529273668
>give warrior and only warrior wrath talents and abilities
>complain the vanilla is "too easy" now
>double the hp of every mob in the game
>don't have enough people to even test the raids now

>>529273765
I want this so bad.

>>529273668
Six month raids is better than the 1 month tiers that troonte does (theyre literally doing it on south seas server before any retard tries disputing it)

>>529273983
>End game is face roll easy
>Leveling dungeons require shitton of gear
>Mobs have ton of HP
>Nobody levels up
: O

>>529273668
people really making a 2nd server when the 1st one ain't even full. surely no harm will come of this

>>529273427
You need to invest 2-5 points into the Tactical Mastery talent to properly stance dance.

>>529273825
>>529273964
Qrd on coa and bronzebeard?

>>529273668
die with your server freak

>>529273668
>18k players is a tiny playerbase
What

>>529274094
what are you talking about

>>529274125
>Bronzebeard
Filler
>CoA
Full high quality custom funserver shitpost with 100% new classes.

For me? It's the humble reaper.

>>529274268
>high quality
whats your opinion on league of legends

>>529274163

>>529274408
You are brown.

>>529273668
Vanilla WoW was released in a buggy, unfinished state too. The fact there’s no database is another bonus, it’ll make gathering and sharing information so much more rewarding.

>>529273668

>>529274415
discord tranny

>>529274163
>She thinks they are all going to play
Lol

Population doesn't matter if 90% of it are tranny freaks and third worlders like on Turtle.
I rather have comfy 2-3k pop of chvddy based players than 10k trans FREAKS like on Turdle

>>529274268
I don't trust a random making classe but more importantly, why does the game look like nu-wow? Graphics and menus and everything. At least in the first video I saw. Is it running on a wod/legion client or something?

wait what did fish do?

>comparing discord numbers when a majority of turtlewow's players are chinese and theyve been accumulating for 10 years

>>529274806
This is true. When I played on molten i think the pop was 3k and the server felt overfilled even.

>>529274808
CoA is very much a shitpost/funserver type thing, but it is ascension anon, it uses the wrath client.
It just has more content for those of us who don't have undiagnosed low functioning autism/aspergers and have been playing the game on and off for 10+ years.

>>529274545
lmao
have fun begging people to queue for arenas on your doa retailslop server

>>529271612 (OP)
invite to the <pochie pals fishing guild> please

>>529274415
Give Epoch a few years and it'll easily get these numbers just like how Turtle and Ascension were like at the start when it had smaller numbers

>>529274806
Epochvds are 100% pvre breed chvds, no shitters, no troons, no erpers.
Kaytotes AKA KKKaytotes is a known german neonazi and white surpremacist.

Why is Torzag back in FMC?

>>529275019
Visually doesn't look like the wrath client. Talent trees look like they're from shadow whatever the fuck it is. Man also any new server in an old client can fuck off. I don't want 30 fos and stutters for no reason at all. They should either do turdle tranny's UE thing, or use blizznigger's vanilla/tbc classic clients.

>>529275423
>Visually doesn't look like the wrath client.
It is, Ascension is heavily custom and super old, go look up some of the videos for their main realm, it is pretty impressive how much work they've put into the thing.
>U-use UE!1
Nvm you are retarded.

>>529275175
It's true WTF

>>529275175
He’s there to deliver the killing blow.

>>529275567
I'm not a fan of UE at all retard, but does whatever the fuck ascention use have multi threading support? If not suck my dick stupid faggot. The server using nu-wow's soulless dysney style pedo cringe models is off putting enough.

>>529275175
>>529275783
Will update my signup status when I'm back home, but consider me out, won't raid with such drama faggot.

>>529275783
w...t...f...

>>529276280
Yeah sure people are definitely gonna fall for it this time.

>>529276280
fmc will complete 16 man aq40 without wiping with waffle as mt and there's nothing you chuds can do about it

>>529275783
>torzag is back
>vilefon is back
>aoi is back
what the fuck is happening, was niggertuah the real problem in fmc?

Dear Felkiss,

I don’t know how to say this without my hands shaking, but I think I’ve been carrying something too heavy in silence for too long. Every time you laugh or just say my name, it’s like the world goes a little softer, a little better and I feel stupid for how much I crave that. I keep telling myself to get over it, to be normal, to stop thinking about you the way I do, but it’s like trying not to breathe. I know I don’t have the right to want more, but God, I do. I want to be close to you not just as a friend but something more, if there’s even the smallest chance you might want that too. Please don’t hate me for this. I’m sorry.

Yours (even if only in secret),
Anon

>>529275175
He got dumped by Elaynna so he came crawling back to FMC

>>529277119
>copying the aoi pasta
why?

>>529277119
>wanting a literal whore
get better standards

>>529275175
>>529275783
I hate this guild. What's next? Inviting back Elaynna?

>blizznigger could't give dh 3 specs
>some spic in his sandals creates 21 classes with 3 specs each for coa

>>529277119

>>529277382
where torzag goes, elaynna follows.

>>529277351
Please don't call them that... They really do mean a lot to me. Thanks, Anon.

>>529277702
I'm not sure. Torzag was thrown out of Gerra's guild and hasn't played with Elaynna for a week. He's crawling back to FMC since he has no one else.

>>529274180
private servers, clearly

>as soon as epoch is discussed transvestite guild resumes its chat outside their discord

>>529277702
Nah Elaynna dumped him

>>529277007
Is the vileyuki in the room with us right now

>>529278223
Epoch seems dead in the water desu

>>529278379
No more prelaunch videos/ devlogs. Hype is dead

come play turtle saar
donate for repair, mailbox, AH pets and 36 slot bags saaar

can't he upload it on vimeo/bitchute or something?

match your favourite fmcers to the deadly sins!
PRIDE
GREED
LUST
ENVY
GLUTTONY
WRATH
SLOTH

Erm... Will Felkiss be on Pochie?

>>529275175
>>529275783

>>529278869
>PRIDE
Filthydrunk
>GREED
Gutulikeafish
>LUST
Torzag
>ENVY
Zaptuah
>GLUTTONY
Asalys
>WRATH
Johntankman
>SLOTH
Waffle

>>529279149
the rest i agree but how is john wrath?

>>529278869
Pride niggertuah
Greed fish
lust aoi
envy telegethu
gluttony felkiss
wrath telol
sloth gargoth

>>529279373
those don't fit

>unacceptably long queues in a private server
>let's make another private server
what are we doing?

When will Epoch and Turtle merge to become the ultimate monstrosity?

>>529279312
Nobody else talked on voice so I couldn't think of anyone else

>>529278585
this is how they cope with not having a youtube channel anymore?

>>529278960
Yes, but under a different name entirely.
Good luck anon, hope to see you there.

>>529279503
moving away from cancer

>>529279494
why not nonny

stop playing prot paladin youre supposed to heal

>>529279770
Yeah we get it Pearl you’re out on bail for fucking that dog and back in the thread.

The more I learn about Epoch the worse it gets. WTF are these set bonuses?

>spriest
Guess it's good for farming and not bad for dungeons but completely useless for most raid encounters.

>disc
The initial big shield should be good for dungeons (assuming warriors and bears generate rage through it) but useless for raid, and the smite bonus will lead to retards to waste mana and failing to heal. The crit is nice I guess.

I'll try to dig more for raid gear but so far the 0.5 examples are underwhelming at best.

>>529279717
...

Troonpoch posters won'ted be smug anymore when they're DEAD ON ARRIVAL server has 7 players online meanwhile Turtle WoW has 36.000 people on the Sturdy 'Cord, 9000 in gaem 42.000 on the BE server and 1.9 million on the Chinese RMFAO Troonpoch German Autist Faggot BEATEN THE FUCK OUT

Kaytotes more like... CRINGEtotes LMAO KEK LOL LMAO

>>529280007
so now there won't be enough players in either server. seems like a good idea

>>529280232
>Pious
>Virtuous
this doesn't sound like a shadow priest set

>>529280813
"Virtuous" is the disc one. Pious is, indeed, dumb for shadow. I don't know if holy has one of they got shafted.

Fresh EU turtle server launching on the 24th along with patch 1.18...

>>529280563
how much did you donate for the 36 slot bag lilsis?

>n-n-nooo please don't leave me alone!!
you will be forgotten

I think the problem with Turtle is that it's gotten too big and it's attracted a lot of anons that are trying to "prove themselves" on a server that's not meant to be taken seriously.

>>529281012
This. So much this.

You have to be klinikalli retarfded to roll on Troonpoch when Turtle New Massive Content is On the Horizon. And the Unreal Engine Graphical Overhaul as well. Turtlebros can't stop winning, big WW, meanwhile tranny ERP Troonpoch Fake Server made by Amateur German big LL massive LLs all around, it is what is is, there it is d00d

I spilled ketchup on my shirt an hour ago, so all I smell is ketchup. to depressed and riddled with anxiety to put on a new shirt.

For me Turtle is just a filler server to wait for serious projects. I just can't take this tranny server seriously and commit to play here, It's just to pass the time.
Now Epoch is on horizon and I will forget about this basedgolem Turdle server ;)

I should have invested for time in the guild than in the thread. Now I have nothing to show for it.

Patch 1.18 will kill Epoch for me sadly. Rogue is getting a rework and it's bound to make It great to play again. It's going to be so fun being an S rank class again. I'm sorry Epochbros.

>>529282216
Patch notes for this? Warlocks abd priests getting love? Any general wol changes?

>>529282483
they will absolutely ruin pvp with damage debuffs for everyone

>>529282483
It's just the vibe I'm getting. It's us Rouge's turn baby! Woooo!

Excited to be back in AQ40 tonight!

>>529283035
and tomorrow

>>529283035
Fuck you Torzag.

All my Epoch gold to Felkiss

My Tauren dick belongs to Felkiss.

Felkiss kissed me once... and I liked it

can you stop selfposting samefagging retard

Felkiss Power Facts:

>Buy her BOEs
>I love Felkiss!
>Felkiss!

Can I do the Gilneas dungeon at 44? Also, is any of the other custom content up to the 'high standard' of Gilneas? It was a pretty well put together zone and I liked their take on the story, is there any other leveling content like it (that is currently out) or are the Islands in STV small throwaway zones like I've heard?

how come everything wotlk is either dead or fagmane

Yo guys couls I get an alliance leveling route for Alliance on turtle? I'm 19 now. Should I be going to Duskwood?

>>529283958
the STV islands are difficult to navigate, the quests are confusing, mobs are densely packed. overall i disliked them

the level 55+ island tel abim was much better in comparison and worth checking out.

>>529283991
>19 - 21 Kill beasts
>tent
>21-23 kill beasts
>tent
>23-25 kill beasts
>tent
Ask again when you get to 25.

>>529283991
go to redridge then duskwood

priest on turtle y/n

>>529274415
I remember when turtle had sub 100 pop

>>529284556
At what level?
>>529284453
Really jusy mob grinding? But where do I get a tent from though?

>turtle
"No!"

>>529284707
ok suggest a server then bigboy

>>529280224
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWijx_AgPiA

>>529271612 (OP)
help me decide, magic rooster or armored raptor? Using the free tokens from the bug a while ago ofc

>>529284785
I'm going back to Nostalrius!

>"Yeah I play a Human female Rogue, how did you know???"

>>529283958
Yes you can do it at 44 and it's very fun. I even did it at 42 which is the minimum for shits and giggles. Unfortunately, I believe Gilneas is the best zone compared to the others

>>529285445
I could fix her...

>>529285593
>her
Anon I...

They're here
https://youtu.be/_KI10ZA-rzQ

>>529285567
Alright, I'll try it out thanks anon. I figured Gilneas might have been the peak and I'm not sure I have it in me to go back to Standard vanilla zones but they added two quests afterwards, maybe take a break from it after that.

Yeah I'm going back to retail, Troonpoch and Troondle can't compare to the level of unadulterated KINO Blizzard can deliver

wait.... chromie isn't in the OP anymore? Schizo OP?

>>529286759
it is rather embarrassing how AAA company can't beat literal grognards from 20 years ago making machinimas with basic tools, let alone people who custom animate their stuff

>>529286759
KINO

>>529286759
this looks like satire

today i will remind (you) about warmane

>>529284691
Goldshire has tents

>>529287110
>pay us to get unbanned
kind of based?

Never cheat
Never lie

Blood Elves until I die!

>healer is oom
>hybrid just stands there drooling while the tank slowly dies

>>529287110
But that's Molten not Warmane :^)

>>529288064
tank issue

>>529287858
lol i invented this meme

>Check out Turtle wow website out of curiosity
>New patch changelogs
>Hunter
>Turned Survival into some retarded SoD melee Hunter meme ass shit
>Removed Counterattack
Yikes. As expected a bunch of faggots who think they "know better".

>>529288064
>play druid
>deadmines
>offheal the tank once
>dwarf priest instantly throws a fit, whispers me that I'm quote "wasting time, just do DPS faggot or I'll have you kicked from the group"
>Tank dies to Smite and VC before phase 2 because the retard priest is OOM from spamming Flash Heal

>group after the hpally openly asks if I can keep an eye on the healthbars and throw a Rejuv or Regrowth out when necessary since they're low level
>smoothest run ever

Some people just aren't very smart anon

>>529286759
f**k white supremacy and ugly smelly flavorless yts, Black women are too damn tired of having to save y'all again and again

ERP'ing in the middle of Stormwind with animals: Based or not?

>>529288628
It is a really strong strong spec in PvE and PvP.

i wish twow had 3k players again. i can't quest in stv for shit these days.

>>529290659
why are you questing in stdv anyway

>>529289289
hate esls so fucking much

>>529290738
where would you level anon? stv has the highest quest density at that level and you don't waste nearly as much time in flightpaths.

>>529289289
The cat in question is named Lustily.
>Is a bit of a brat, could use a "firm hand."
>Partner Preference: Female, femboy, femme-ish types.
>In a word, lesbian.
>LGBTQ+ friendly. Feel free to be 100% open on your sexuality and preferences. At worst, we simply don't click.
>No matter what form she takes, a peciluar white crescent moon sits just below her bellybutton on her tummy.
>I enjoy *MANY* things and only very few things turn me off. Start a dialogue!

>>529288708
idk anon its like why play a class that can do things and then just never do those things

>>529288708
Leveling a priest, I always loved having an attentive paladin/druid/shaman in the group to throw support where needed. It's amazing how rare it was for paladins to not just be drooling DPS retards though. You have a huge kit of support abilities and you choose to do nothing but whack a motherfucker with a stick. Druids and shamans never seemed to have the same issue, at least not to the same extent. Even dedicated ferals seemed to consider quickly shifting out and throwing HoTs around to be a regular part of their job that didn't have to be asked for.

>>529290946
im tenting and getting gold

>>529280232
>Druid tank bonus lets you keep direbear bonus armor on non-bear forms for 5s
>Only works if you go druid form
: )
I am sure this will be very useful for tanks and not at all an obnoxious shitheap in pvp :)))

>>529280232
>That healer set
I can't wait for the FUN experience of switching to full 6p on pull to spam shields, then back to my real gear!

Holding paws in The Duskwood near moonwell.

>>529286759
>Mfw I can't stop laughing at the stupid fucking power walk stride the black girl has

how get turtle mount on turtle server

Why are Aoiyuki and Torzag in the raid with us?

>>529294310
darkmoon faire
u can type /moon to see where the faire is at rn

felmapearl

>>529294645
at least one is in the guild

>>529294645
>why is aoiyuki the most liked fmc member with us
i dunno man maybe because she is in fmc? don't ask me about torzag

>>529294657
I got a notification saying I dropped my trousera and mooned everyone...

>>529294862
Can you stop selfposting? No one likes you.

>>529294924
kek how embarrassing why did you do that

>>529294943
i like aoiyuki tho

I like Kitez

>>529295281
you will never be a woman and you are pathetic aoi

>>529295383
deserves all caster loot!

sylmoo

>>529295550
cope

>>529295383
me too...

i gotta wonder how mentally broken the people that come in every thread and talk about dead people are

>>529294862
Then why did he only go to pupper pals naxx and never joined any of the other raids helping the new people?

>>529290649
Maybe in PvE but I hardly believe it in PvP. Checking again I saw they gave a cooldown to Wing Clip too lol. I just imagine getting tunneled by a melee, Scatter/Feign on cooldown, Counterattack doesn't exist and your Wing Clip gets parried/dodged... Now what? You just curve up in a ball and cry. That sounds so fried man.

Is it <Pochie Pals> or <Pochie Pals Fishing Club> my bros?

>>529296436
It's <Chud Buds Fishing Club> tbhfamalam

>>529294862
PvE takes no skill.

<Fish Monger Club>

>>529296436
<DORF FC>

Guys it's a VIDEO GAME on the WEEKEND be COMFY

>>529296791
fuck off deca

>>529296436
<Full Moon Fishing Club>

Feels so damn AMAZING that none of you autistic NPC tranny schizo degenerates know who I am from FMC abd will NEVER namrdrop me itt. I will forever remain pure from your filth.

>>529297051
very funny jibella

most fun caster class?

>>529297051
very funny yesma

>>529297201
Epoch Druid with insta-cast Starfires after enough Moonfire ticks

>>529297285
outdoor only roots sounds anti-fun though

>wipe on viscidus
>only aoi and sunethil survive
maybe we deserve everything we got for being worthless niggers

>>529296791
Elaynna here and no. You all abandoned me. So now I feel vengeful and make the entire thread uncomfy!

>>529296436
Both of those names are unironically good.
<Poochie Pals> is better in my opinion, but I'm ok with either.

>>529297395
Druids get Cyclone now, aka the better form of CC

>>529274806
same. I miss feenix and a lot of other servers I played with around that 2013-2019 area. Nostalrius was a good time as well. Does anybody know if Yarrick, Aspergerlord, Glaston and all of them are still around?
oh and turtle wow is fucking gay i want to play with /v/ or /vg/ but i am sure just from reading this thread occasionaly FMC is full on cancer

>>529297680
but muh root and doot

>>529297285
>wait for 20 moonfire ticks for the bonus to cap
>set up nature's grace
>starfire still has 1s cast time
lmao

>>529293360
You can see their overall design in the druid 0.5.
>feral (favored class)
>strong bonus for both PvP and PvE
>nice damage increasing bonus bundled with a meme
>31 points capstone rogue talent
>balance (they don't care nor play it)
>somehow useful bonus but nothing big
>some utility that should be part of the base class (no hurricane CD) with extra steps
>retarded useless bonus
>resto (boring healer)
>useless bonus
>almost useless and boring CD reductions
>useless uninspired bonus

I couldn't find other sets with a quick search but I'm 100% positive paladin and shaman will be the same, good bonuses with unique effects for ret and enh, meme bonuses for ele and maybe prot and jackshit for resto and holy.

If Kitez gets loot I'm leaving FMC

tick tock turtle tranny. it's not too late to get a job and upgrade your 1366x768 laptop before epoch launch. no need to cope by staying on 1.12 funserver because your craptop can't handle a newer client

Being her young little squire!

Polishing her armor and boots!

Kneeling as her stepping stone so she can mount up!

Fanning her face as she gets railed by the entire Stormwind Guard!

Giving her a massage after a long day of battle!

Covering her back as we face endless undead hordes!

Being paid in copper and spit!

Secretly touching her soft boob and butt as she sleeps!

I am her proud little squire and I will protect her until the server EoS'ed!!

>>529298002
here's shammy

How high is the likelyhood that turtlewow's .exe has some malware or remote access code?

>>529298554
do NOT download superwow.dll

>>529298506
>ele 8pc bonus is totem of wrath twisting
HAHAHAHA

>>529298632
Why?

>>529298554
Extremely high lmao

>>529298554
>closed source originated from china
gee I wonder what are the odds hmmm

wpsg guild members get put on the ignore list, sorry about that lil bro

>>529298735
>>529298865
But Virustotal says it looks fine?

The closer we get to the 26h, the more rabid and fearful turtlesisters will get. I just hope they eventually get to the acceptance stage.

>>529298506
Better ele and resto than I expected. Resto is boring but actually good, ele isn't amazing but is way better than spriests and warlocks get. Meanwhile enh, the spec that got their "le weaving" spell damage cut in half due being stupidly OP gets FREE AoE.

>>529298704
Twist it, Janny!

>>529298554
100%.

Half the crew is Russian, they can already see your open browser tabs, keylog what you type while connected and any other in-and-outgoing connections on your host.

If you play Pservers without using a Virtual Machine you shouldn't be surprised if in 10 years you're the victim of bank or identity fraud. Especially on Turtle who's 1.12 client is an open sewage of security breaches.

>>529298902
:^)

>>529298554
I'm not a schizo, but isn't the plan to eventually block the 1.12 client and only enforce their new UE5 one?

>>529299085
whats the difference between turtle and epochs custom client in terms of security and safety?

>>529298554
>custom server that uses the worse 1.12 client with a vulnerable warden
300%, give or take. Yes, that's at least 3 different kinds of malware.

I cannot believe you zoomzooms play on Shenna's server. I still remember the Elysium drama, and how Whitekidney had saved us with Light's Hope. I miss my dwarf male hunter.
Total Turtle Death.

>>529298865
>>closed source originated from china
80% of the devs are eastern european (russia espcially), but your point still stand.

>>529299219
Epoch use a 3.3.5 client. Dunno if they use the fixed version of warder tho.

>>529299303
And it's got a p2w cash shop too. Turtletroons are truly the most pathetic wretches

>>529299383
3.3.5 can be diy-fixed
https://github.com/stoneharry/RCEPatcher/

>>529299242
1.12 and 3.3.5 both have RCE exploits for warden, what are you yapping about?

>>529299219
For one, transparancy. Epoch is build on a combination of two well-known open-source 3.3.5 clients. They also open-source the majority of their code on Github and patched the notorious 3.3.5 RCE remote execution vulnerability a year ago on their own custom client (still not patched on Warmane btw).

>>529299503
I know, but it's suspicious if they don't include the fixed version with their download. Either clueless or malicious.

>>529299548
Retard.

27 more sleepies until Pochie.

>>529299720
thats a lot of time caged anon!

Turtle is completely safe, shut uppp!

Shenn-I mean Torta is a super-duper cute turtle and he would never misuse my data or check my browsing history or copy my passport scans or my banking info or my Discord logs!!!

>>529299956
pov: you are an orc male

>>529298002
I am a tanker main, so the bonus is insulting because it is so obviously designed to be a pvp bonus that will be utterly fucking broken.
You never, EVER want to be on druid form as a tank and the times you want, you don't care about armor because you are going to cast rebirth or similar (which you can't do while the boss is crushing your skull in).

>>529299697
well, kektotes said they have patched it out.

>>529299956
night elf females always assume this pose when they see worgen male

Deca it's AV day.

>>529300207
>>529298002
I also wanted to add
>AoE threat bonus
>On 8 fucking pieces
STOP GIVING TANKS AOE THREAT ONCE THEY ARE RAID GEARED.
RAID GEARED TANKS DON'T DO FUCKING DUNGEONS.
THEY DON'T NEED TO TANK 60 GUYS.
THEY TANK 3 GUYS WHICH NO TANK IN VANILLA HAS PROBLEMS WITH.
Also 85 threat is fucking laughable, you know what else adds more than 85 threat? Getting actual DPS pieces.

>>529300207
can't you just barkskin and cast it? then the bonus makes sense. idk about druids

>>529300207
>can HoT yourself while tanking
>can use engineering or other items while tanking
>somehow bad
Isn't specially amazing but looks good for PvE. I'd worry about the lack of def if I were a bear tank tho.

i understand now why everyone loves aoi
she is so sweet talking about flowers so casually
this is the best raid i ever been

>>529300308
...

>>529274415
These threads had me thinking turtlewow was more popular than Ascension

>>529300523

Deca and me on Epoch

>>529298002
My favorite is warlock 8pc actively making you worse.

>>529300516
kill yourself aoi

>>529300376
They like cats, not bears.

>>529300516
>sign up for raid
>completely forget about it

>>529299216
they can't even figure out barber without crashing the server what makes you think they will make entire new client from scratch

>>529300418
You can barkskin in bear form in epoop, at least I am very sure you could in the betas.

>>529300452
>HoT yourself (With zero (0) Heal Power) so you can heal like, 50 health a second (boss hits you for 2k DPS)
>Use items you can already use in animal forms in epoop
>All of that so you can nuke your rage to zero and not zero (0) white hits and thus zero threat (0) for 3-4 GCDs
>Somehow fucking good
It is godawful. You don't play bear and you don't understand tanking.
The bonus is there for PvP flag running where you can sit in obese bear mode, go off bear mode to do something like meaningfully heal yourself/typhoon/we and then go back to bear while /lol at retards trying to kill your 60902932 armor ass.
And at most, some dungeon solo'ing bullshit, but if you are at the point you are doing that idk what to say other than have fun doing funny stuff?

>>529301640
Trust in Shenna. Keep pumping that cash shop

>>529301640
Stfu troonpoch shill, Crogge is gonna DDOS you're server and then you won't be laughing anymore when launch is such a shitshow Ktotes kills himself

>>529300718
Post it.

>>529301640
It isn't them that are making the client. They just sponsor a public client made by a russian. And it's not an entirely new client, it's like that oblivion remake, the real game will still be running under it.

No way everyone here is using a VM to play on Turtle. Something tells me that Turtle is perfectly fine but pooch fanboys having a melty over it.

>>529302385
I do run Turtle in a sandbox and will do the same with Epoch.

>>529302385
This.

No one is falling for the Poopoch shills. I have played on Turtle for almost 8 years, bought items from the shop with my creditcard and never had any issues (beside the two times all account info was hacked and lost)

>>529300632
avoiding deca like the plague
says absolutely nothing in gchat, invents retarded drama in the thread then stops playing two weeks in

>>529301947
I don't have a picture on hand but it increases the radius of Seed of Corruption's explosion. Which is not only useless because the radius is already pretty massive as it is, not only situational as it only affects an aoe ability, but it actively reduces the situations in which you can safely use it because suddenly the range is so big that you threaten to pull extra packs from across the fucking room.

is melee hunter on turtle actually good

I was hoping the past few days would kill the guild so i could move on.

>>529302856
ya real good in dungeons cuz u can spam the fire trap

>>529302763
yup. spams the thread with retarded ass drama. full on narcissistic faggot.

>>529302926
why do trannies get so jealous when they have to share the attention

I am too high IQ for this game.

aoi underwear is red and not blue like the other high elves o_o

>>529303151
i dunno but i avoid all of them like the plague because they all act like deca and are gross on the inside and out.

Frost mages can't get the 100% of Int to Armor talent in Arcane.

Glorious...GLORIUS!

>Ravage you for 3k
>Mangle you for 2k

heh..nothing personal kid

>>529303293
she is a succubus
what did you expect?

>>529303480
Water Elemental is for faggots anyway, go play Warlock if you want a caster pet class

>>529302497
i run turtle on linux through wine

>>529298312
Based and kino.
Don't let the haters get to you bro.

>it's not working let's gang up on another innocent anon, quick throw me a name

i like deca i don't know why those trannies rage when someone except them is mentioned

>>529304448
flag

>>529303293
its the blood from the constant asshurt

I'm going to log into Epoch and unlock the slow exp and I'll have fun and be comfy and.. and I'll fish!

>>529304875
why are you talking about zaptuah like that

>>529305027
Ok Pearl

>>529304623
deca has been around for like five years
he is not a good person but so much time has passed it's just fruitless trying to convince people

he's friends with sylma that's all you should need to know

Epoch is going to be so comfy that it'll cut through all the hate. You'll see.

there has been only two good anons in the entire story of wpsg, fish and aoi
the rest of you are turbo niggers with ulterior motives always, not a single one of you has a good soul

>>529306338
lmao go kill yourself

Unironically who's making a guild?

>>529306338
you are SOOO right. but for some reason they always tell me no when i ask for nudes?

deca killed me when i was leveling so i hate him

>>529306469
you first tranny

Can't believe I gotta go to fucking gayass ashenvale dor my turtie

>>529306548
>trannie on trannie violence
Always make me laugh.

>>529306496
i'll make a dkp one with basic requirements for raiders (consumes/enchants/not being shitters)
non raiders will be welcome
shit stirrers won't be welcome
unless some tranny makes one first to do nothing while it rots and people pretend everything is good
then i'll just join a normal guild

>>529306712
everyone that uses that turtle looks like a retard. i'd rather just run on the floor.

>>529306835
Can you name people who will be banned?

>>529307047
Yarrick

>>529307047
it will be a clean slate for everyone and they will be dealt with quickly if they try to play polidicks

>>529307237
You sound like that Schizokino guy people have been talking about

An updated login screen landscape for the next patch!

>>529307032
I hate slow.leveling

>>529286759
Metzen..... I kneel......

you could put every private server player into one server and the queues would still take forever. why are there so many fucking servers?

>>529274415
wow they really are scared. Guess what the average pop of Vanilla servers were back in the day zoom zoom.

I will play with my <Pochie Pals> guild
I will enjoy the slow pace of the game
I will enjoy the custom quests
I will have fun with fellow anons
I WILL HAVE FUN

>>529307618
i just believe everyone deserves a second chance to change their ways
and if i am schizokino then someone will just make another guild (which will probably happen before i manage to make one)
i am taking guild name suggestions though if i do end up as gm

<Pochie Pals> is such a great name. Almost make me want to join.

>>529307826
You will burn out from the trannymelties after three weeks

It happened to me. It will happen to you.

>wait for bellygrub for ages
>right as it spawns some femnelf hunter and a male dwarf warrior tag it
>ask for an invie
>get ignored
>tell them to get cancer

Turtle is a nigger awrver

>>529307959
It's a retarded name, almost as bad as Pupper Pals

No one wants to join your guild Indii, not after what you did

>>529308151
<Pupper Pals> actually sucks. What kind of retard would join that Reddit guild?

>>529307926
you don't deserve a second chance aoi you demonic slut whore hymen restoration surgery doesn't make you pure kys

>>529302794
Holy shit that is fucking hilarious.

>>529308123
They were hardcore, you aren't.

>>529306835
fuck yeah

>>529308348
They weren't

>>529301947
>>529302794
They're weirdly obsessed with making warlocks using rain of fire yet they refuse to buff its damage.

>>529308123
From my experience people usually fight for tags instead of inviting or asking for an invite, idk why is everyone so retarded there.

>>529308320
i'm a man with a dick

>>529308648
I think it can crit now.

>>529308010
Then stop reading the thread.

>>529308648
>Resistance as the first bonus (why are these a thing, stop trying to make resistance a thing it isn't fun or interesting)
>3% raw buff to a good spell and 3% buff to a spell you literally would never use for damage anyways
>15% damage increase to a spell that literally does 0 (ZERO) damage unless you are hitting a billion mobs (in a world where sneed exists, btw)
>A random ass fucking nerf to death coil because ?????
Holy shit this is actively hilarious wht the fuck KEK

>>529308810
Same but in a cute pink cage

>>529308648
Where do you find those? I want to check the warrior's one

I missed AV Day?

>>529308915
Rain of fire base and SP bonus damage is incredibly low.

>>529309123
Still 2 hours and 26 minutes left.

what's the whitest class/race combo on epoch?

>>529309360
Human Male Warrior.

>>529307636
why are you in such a fucking rush? you going somewhere, bub? you on a time limit? got some busy meetings scheduled?

>>529309457
>you on a time limit?
we all are, anon. it's called life

>>529307619
how can epoch even compete? they probably don't even have login screen landscapes!

>>529309787
so true sis! bet they don't have programming socks either!

>>529302763
Don't like him either. Not trustworthy at all.

Turtle has been around for like 8 years.

Why can't I try Epoch for a few months, and if I don't like it just go back to Turtle? Turtle is eternal.

>>529308915
It can. Still shit.

>>529309023
>Resistance as the first bonus
"le spirit of banilla" Guess also stop people for using the two first bonuses of two sets, because god forbid people experimenting.
>3% buff to a spell you literally would never use for damage anyways
They buffed drain soul to make it the filler spell for affli, lots of talents improve it and also has an execute effect by default. Shadowbolt still out-damages it even under the best conditions at +0 SP, and it goes downhill for drain soul after that.
>spell that literally does 0 (ZERO) damage unless you are hitting a billion mobs
Epoch have AoE caps, just in case.
>a random ass fucking nerf to death coil because ?????
That's when I confirmed my assumption that Epoch devs never played warlock.

>>529309092
Epoch Discord. I posted all I got after a quick search and other Anon posted the Shaman one. I'm too lazy to dig for more.

Stop being mean to me.

>>529310530
no one likes you

>>529310530
>Stop being mean to me.

>>529310530
I hate u

>>529310530
i prefer sylma sorry

>>529310530
die!

>>529310530
Everyone hates you

>>529310530
tranny

>>529309410
Only if Arms or Protection.

>>529310530
fuck off tranny

>>529307926
<Chud Buds>

>>529274415
so why does nobody here play Ascension? isn't Bronzebeard just Classic+?

>>529311794
>isn't Bronzebeard just Classic+?
Not really, is just banilla with custom classes. No new quests, no new dungeons, no new raids. Not sure about professions.

>>529311794
The buy-in is just too high causing the server to be dead.

gdkp on epoch allowed?

>>529311936
Bronzebeard is a realm just for the original 9 classes (tweaked, ofc)

>>529312069
No.

A perfect panda priest called Pearl

>>529311794
Ascension isn't built for erp but instead game which loonies here hate.

>still no Cthun post

I'd have tried out troondle years ago but no way I'd trust that Russian bitch Shenna ever again. Whitekidney had died for your sins yet you still betrayed him. Shame on you faggots. Thankfully Epoch is on its way and the Troon part of this general will stay on the compromised server. Heil Victory

<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA> will be leading the charge on Epoch
Male human retribution paladin only

>>529312729
ah

>>529312979
even Crusades need tanks, anon

>>529310530
You will never be a human female.

why are there like three scarlet crusade guilds on turtle? which one is the real one? the active one? the one with most players and rp?

>>529312979
GO GO GO GO GO

Can't use shackle undead in pvp on turtie?

What would happen if Asmongold streamed a private server?

>>529313371
Probably would be heavily attacked and be unplayable.

>>529312734

>>529313371
He did that for troondle

>>529313517
SOVL

>>529313723
soulless

>>529313517
>>529313723
Goodbye, FMC…

>>529313517
>>529313723
Where's Jib?

>>529313723
>>529313517
Where's Gargoth?

>>529298279
But anon i already get 100-300fps on turdle

>>529298279
i'm on 1280x720 and it's good enough

>>529313517
>3 hours for AQ
This guild really is dead glad these tranny faggots got what they deserved

>>529315119
it was sub 2 hours and it was thanks to the people who showed up to help
thank you fish thank you aoi thank you remmia thank you kitez thank you stab thank you torzag

>>529315119
look at the time between both screenshots being posted

>>529314283
as SOON as pearl confirmed he was playing on epoch gargoth abandoned us

>>529313723
>2 minute ES clear
The guild really is steamrolling content

>>529315320
Where's Jib?

>>529315552
>i dont show up to raid today (i forgot what time it was)
>best raid ever
bros im just gonna quit...

>>529316289
>missed the fastest aq es clear
>missed the return of aoi
>missed the fun
why even live?

>>529315119
Shut up deca you flaming faggot

>>529316426
im pretty burnt out on turtle. a month breaky from wowy should put a pep in my step for the 'pochie pals.

>listen to aoiyuki stream
>he's using a voice changer to talk like his waifu, talks to his tiny audience solely in quotes from pathfinder and uses a soundboard to giggle

>listen to fish instead
>no game audio, almost silent other than the glug of something being drunk and the occasional sad whimper

>change to filthy stream
>only the game audio but he clears his throat loudly every 30 seconds, whispers the word nigger so his wife doesn't hear

>sylma stream
>sound of a DMT cart being hit, tinfoil crackling in the background, bong bubbling, something vibrating, LOUD drum and bass, noticeable sound of a wet 'Pop!' whenever a boss is engaged or killed, sometimes howls

>fuutank stream
>just a procession of passive aggressive sighing

>flag stream
>he just toggles the audio of the other streams on and off to make soundbites

>the asa and eli stream
>UI is all pink, same three nightcore songs on repeat, asa sometimes snaps at elicia and elicia cries, elicia is tracking the price of rope in the top right


you guys suck

>>529309023
>>529310509
how is that a nerf to death coil? isnt it just basically a crit with ruin?

>>529319214
oh and i heard there was a jib stream but i guess i overlooked it

>>529307826
I remember this spell fucking sucking shit something like 4 mana get +4+4

>>529319469
I remember in certain decks you could create an early game monster and just win if your opponent couldn't deal with it. not a bad card desu

>name dropping people like we're just supposed to know who they are

>>529319381
3 min cd and it never hit hard in pve to justify the CD there.
In pvp you want the cc.

>>529319381
I wouldn't call it a nerf, but it's a crappy bonus, specially for an 8 part one. It's a nerf for PvP, but I assume you'll use other gear for that, and borderline useless for PvE, basically a tiny damage + healing increase every 3 minutes, with the healing part wasted most of the time.

>>529319214
what mental illness drives a nigga to type all this?

>>529308648
turning deathcoil the iconic warlock CC into a fireblast is... pretty fucking retarded lmao

>>529320720
>iconic warlock CC
It wasn't a CC in WC2, it wasn't a CC in WC3 and it wasn't a CC in WoW pre-World of Roguecraft. Still a terrible bonus set, WTF are they thinking?

>>529319970
>>529320125
its a pve set. there is going to be a pvp set. sure it seems weak.

>>529310530
go back to ESO, ya fag!

>>529319214
>aoi the only one with an audience
i fucking hate women

>>529321210
>sure it seems weak
I don't see the point of it. Usually the last bonus set its supposed to be strong so you want to collect all the set and make you think it twice before breaking it. And due being instant and healing it doesn't even have a good SP coefficient, so the double damage isn't even that good. On the bright side warlockbros can ignore the custom and probably retardedly painful 0.5 quest chain and just get good items.

>>529321721
>Usually the last bonus set its supposed to be strong
haha...

>>529322301
banilla goob design :LD

>>529273668
>no database
>bad

>>529322301
Ideally the last bonus set its supposed to be strong, at least on the WoW versions that fixed the early bad and janky design. The again, they decided to keep the resistance bonus for all classes.

We did it... it is possible! I knew it!

>>529322959
good job my wife

>>529322959
LETS GOOOOO

>>529321106
fuck off boomer

>>529300376
85 threat times stance multiplier
85 extra damage which gets reduced by armor
so i guess its worth more than equal damage
its not vanilla.

>>529298002
>restro set
no spirit with tree, crit bonus?
>moonkin
+11 spirit on Moonkin with Dreamstate

its all fucked up and retarded.

>>529323441
>its not vanilla.
So threat isn't an issue and the bonus is retarded?

>>restro set
>no spirit with tree, crit bonus?
>>moonkin
>+11 spirit on Moonkin with Dreamstate
Congratulations, you already put more thought into the set than the Epoch dev team.

QRD on the epoch anon cliques?

>>529324034
>Pochie Pals< is the anon guild
be there or be square

Do they know?...

>>529319214
>>sound of a DMT cart being hit, tinfoil crackling in the background, bong bubbling, something vibrating, LOUD drum and bass, noticeable sound of a wet 'Pop!' whenever a boss is engaged or killed, sometimes howls
honestly? based.

>anon only guild
we already know this doesnt work. all the most successful 4chan guilds have been a mix of anons + closely vetted friends

>>529324652
t-This time things will be different!

>>529324652
FMC had a good run, clearing AQ40 pretty flawlessly towards the end.
Naxx is out of reach but I'm proud of you anons

Stay away from pearlsylma guilds

>>529324843
they've been relatively successful
i can't imagine anyone else in charge without it devolving into tyranny or an uber tranny clique

>>529324652
<Pochie Pals> is a guild for people with normal, sober, functioning lives, gainful employment and families. No NEETs, drug addicts or social deviants allowed.

>>529325317
>No NEETs, drug addicts or social deviants
Yeah imagine being one of these freaks, ha ha

>>529325317
lmao so its like an AA meeting?

POCHIE

<Pochie Pals> is the basedest

FMC members for this feel?
https://youtu.be/ZE2ywCcKkdQ?list=RDZE2ywCcKkdQ

>>529325317
>No NEETs, drug addicts or social deviants allowed.

>>529326335
Flag

I still say we go for <Chud Buds>

I just found an actual Full Moon Company guild member ingame my day is ruined

why does wow attract so many trannies? not even xiv has this many trannies

>>529326968
it does

>>529327042
it does what retard

>>529326968
name them

>>529326968
it does
but xivtrannies are wow refugees
i found gw2 has a lot of bioholes if youre into raiding with women

>>529326968
>hugbox anime erp game isnt the most troon infested
thats a kek double you

>>529326968
>immersive worlds where you can not only play as, but also pretend and fool other players into thinking you are female
It's the whole genre desu.
>not even xiv has this many trannies
I don't think you know much about XIV.

>>529326968
>the amount of seething replies trying to pretend XIV's infestation didn't get bad after retail wow died and the retailfags jumped ship to XIV

Zero favoritism here, Epochbros.

>>529327985
What class should I go nonny?

Reminder there is no increases difficulty on epoch. Mobs just have higher health pools because the shitty tbc abilities and talent system in vanilla is broken and players do SoD tier damage. You'll still be two-shotting yellow mobs.

Meanwhile mages get the finger (ha ha).

>>529327173
>aoi mentioned she played gw2 a lot
you might be onto something

>>529327938
i played it in 2012 and it was always this bad, though. its also where i met my first tranny

>>529327985
Damn, those are all busted.
Especially the holy 8pc, which is so busted it's going to be bis forever for any encounters with lots of damage in a short window.

Okay so... Do I go Rogie, Warrie, Huntie, or Magie on Pochie?

Hunter gets shafted too.

Also I noticed that holy palading has more damage than elemental, mage, priest and balance sets.

>>529328194
>Arcane explosion generates 20% less threat

>>529328539
>it's worse than vanilla
fucking lmao

I don't see any quests that relate to the awakening ritual at the end of WC. Is the point just to get the gem off Mutanus and start that thing's quest?

Also, how long do instances stay open? Understanding WC's layout may take a while

Zatddy

>>529324809
>Naxx is out of reach
FMC clearing Naxx is possible in theory. The biggest problem is retention. The guild gains and regains players but also loses them. The end result is unsteady numbers and a constantly fluxtuating raid composition that becomes difficult to manage. It's hard to work together as a team when that team is changing all the time. There were quite a few times where, had anons just stayed in the guild and kept it together, they had a good shot at making progress through Naxx if not clearing it. And it might still happen if people are willing to show up to the raids. Kind of doubt it at this point.
>>529324652
For Epoch, my advice is gather up a group of anons you consider your friends. Maybe around five of you. Pick people you can trust to not have melties or dramafag. Decide who's playing what. Create a strong core and form a guild using that and recruit from the thread and from the game. Don't let any anon in just because they're anon. Don't be afraid to kick troublemakers even if they're anon.
People will say it's "not a /wpsg/ guild" but it really doesn't matter. Being a /wpsg/ guild isn't some badge of honor. It's better to have a good guild that has some anons and some non-anons than a shitty /wpsg/ guild that falls apart in a week.

>>529328913
Correct.
>>529329035
A long time. You should be fine to clear WC.

>>529313275
A bunch of gay drama caused them to splinter. Best advice is just avoid them.

>wartard tries(and fails) to tag the named mob before me that im obviously waiting for
>instant seething whispers ensue
why didnt he just ask for an invite?

Caged until Epoch~

does anyone have epoch hpriest set?

>>529324101
the real anon guild is called <four chins>

>>529333962
<four chins> is illegitimate
<Pochie Pals> is where it's at

>>529331372
Based anarch anon, and fuck the Sylmapearl cabal.

>>529334081
fuck off nigger lol

>>529333962
the real, real anon guild is <LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA>

>>529333962
WHERE MY <Chud Buds> @?

I'm joining whatever Asalys tells me to join

>>529331372
I just want a guild where I can say nigger, post memes, and play the video game

>>529334806
Elicia...

>>529334119
pearl is doing exactly that this time around though, he wants to keep it small and all the dramafags from FMC aren't being invited

I have no fuel left in me... no reason to keep going...

I was hyped for epoch but I had 0 info about it other than its a fresh vanilla+ server but these set bonuses are making it look really bad

>>529335114
Jib...

My first draft is done!

kind of fucked up that pearl hasn't told warhorn that he's rolling on epoch

>>529335120
I don't get it, aren't most vanilla sets garbage? Does it matter that much if some are bad or some are a bit too strong when the bar is so low outside tier 3?

>>529335320
does warhorn not use the thread? they probably talk in private anyway

>>529335107
He can do that with his own gay friends, not my problem.

Why are you guys so negative and mean? Are you Eastern European or something?

>>529336072
I'm south European

>>529335184
soul

>>529335184
What, why are you doing this? Just enter the dungeon, never press M and finish the instance, maps are for wrath babies.

>>529336463
I don't plan on consulting my maps during runs, but drawing on them helps me a lot with visualizing their layout

>>529334848
The problem is that last part. Some anons simply don't want to "play the game." They want to gossip and drama. The in-fighting gets in the way of the guild. Your best bet again is to find the stable anons (non-trannies) and mix them in with non-anons who can play well and aren't going to freak out because someone said nigger. And there's more non-anons like that than you think.

>>529336791
You sound like you'd make a great guild leader. I'd join your guild anon.

>>529336675
You're trying too hard to optimise leveling content. Don't do this anon. It takes away from the actual fun, which is trying to remember where to go and not knowing exactly what to do.

>>529336791
nice try indii nigger
you tried that and it devolved into an anon clique and the guild fucking died because of it

>>529335107
Anon. Pearl was the problem. He allowed the dramawhores to infest the guild and rot it from the inside out because he was too afraid to say no. If he's making a new guild that's good because it will gives the bad apples a home. Meanwhile the anons who aren't retards can join the better guild.

>>529273668
>untested raids
oh boy wait until you play turtle wow

>>529337039
Indii didn't kick out anons who made trouble and brought in troublesome anons like Aoi. That was his problem.
The solution is not giving anons any special treatment. If you act like a retard in the guild and cause fights and are just there to stir the pot, you're out. Simple as. Posting in a thread doesn't make you special.

>>529333962
that's so funny elaynnzag

We should make a list of the troublesome people.

>>529334402
id join on my femdead paladin and practice my spanglish

>>529337145
i don't know if it was too scared to say no or if he just genuinely believed people would learn but that was naive so still his fault
he did try to stop drama, he was constantly in whispers with at least a few people i knew but he really should have started a purge

>>529337891
Jib
Zap
Aoi
Everyone from MB2

>>529337891
It's easier to just make a list of anons who are good players. These are anons who know how to play the game, aren't lazy, and don't go around causing drama. Of the top of my head this list would include Alilandra, Vilefon, and Retia. Those are the sort of anons I'd want to make a guild with.

>>529335513
Forget tier 3, MC is the only raid you're getting for 6 months.

>>529338013
Whispering people and trying to talk it out doesn't work as we can clearly see. If anything it just feeds into the dramawhores who want all this attention for acting bad. He should have manned up and put his foot down early and often but didn't. Elaynna should have been kicked when it became clear he had mental issues and was not capable of tanking.

>>529337891
Now make a list of people worth inviting if they play the poch.

>>529338403
Kokloeg, Baj, Timdog, Yesma, Bugma, Yarrick, Propa, Glupshitto, Schizokino, Zeel, Cloaca, Tommyr, Jejero, Blipno, Blumpo, Rapecock

>>529338403 Some examples

Comfy players:
Warhorn
Sylma
Burok
Lepisma
Flag
Koto

Troublesome:
Asalys
Elaynna
Jib
Zap
Fish
Aoi

>>529337013
you don't understand, anon. It has nothing to do with optimization. I have absolutely no sense of direction. When people ask me for directions on the street, I literally can't put the sentences together, even when I know full well where the place is.

>>529338403
Not that anon but like I said I think Alilandra, Vilefon, and Retia are anons I would try to poach for an Epoch guild should they be willing to play.

I humbly request and demand to be Master Looter and member of the Loot Council on <Poochie Pals>.

>>529338709
>>529338751
good. i need to know who to kick from my dungeon groups to not have tranny retards in it.

Many such cases...

>>529339252
redpill me on Belerian and on Cult of the Forsaken

>>529339692
>Belerian
Guild invite spam guild. Probably breaking a rule but idk.
>Cult of the Forsaken
Didn't stick around long enough on Turtle so no clue.

>>529339252
can paladins even tank at level 19?

>>529339825
>*unzips dick*
they can tank THIS

>>529339825
You get consecration at 20 but iirc u already have a taunt and righteous fury, it's better to wait until you're 20 obviously

>>529340014
*Awkwardly shakes and nudges butt against it*

I hit 60 for the first time today. Took over 8 days of play time. What a ride.

>>529340939
was it a good adventure? congrats anon

>>529340939
gz nonny

Feralas is actually more fun with the custom quests.

>>529340939
too fast. you ruined it for yourself. sad.

Servers should have a global chat channel for each Class

>>529341881
Great idea

>>529341319
Nice gear

>there are people who don't RPwalk alongside the Disciple of Naralex
wtf

>>529341067
The adventure was alright, but the best part was definitely chatting with all kinds of weirdos. I even ran into a member of FMC and within a couple minutes of meeting them they tried to molest me.

>>529342134
Thank you. A guildie made a lot of it for me, very thankful otherwise I'd have a harder time with crappy mail armour. I'm glad most of it matches, at least

>See group waiting to kill mob
>Ask for invite
>sry hc
Turtle's HC is cancerous

>>529343090
>game about teaming up
>people can't team up
>they actively hinder each other
it's retarded

>>529342760
the most memorable part of vanilla servers will always be the interactions and the PvP.
>FMC member molested you
wtf, did you kill them?

>>529342385
There are also people who don't RP walk alongside Corporal Keeshan in Redridge.
It's horrifying.

so what's this about seasons in Ascension? it sounds like path of exile leagues? I see a lot of P2W complaints

Why so expensive? This isn't Wrath.

>>529343604
ascension is p2w? i remember their tokens just being for cosmetics

>>529343090
Not really. The point of HC is to do things by yourself.

>>529343835
I dunno, something about paying to get more rerolls so your custom class gets better faster

>>529343679
>mfw FFXIV lets you play and level every single class independently on the same character, and swap between classes instantaneously

>>529344254
what the fuck? this wasnt around when i was playing a couple years back as far as I remember. that's some bullshit right there

>>529331372
>For Epoch, my advice is gather up a group of anons you consider your friends. Maybe around five of you. Pick people you can trust to not have melties or dramafag. Decide who's playing what. Create a strong core and form a guild using that and recruit from the thread and from the game. Don't let any anon in just because they're anon. Don't be afraid to kick troublemakers even if they're anon.
>People will say it's "not a /wpsg/ guild" but it really doesn't matter. Being a /wpsg/ guild isn't some badge of honor. It's better to have a good guild that has some anons and some non-anons than a shitty /wpsg/ guild that falls apart in a week.
The problem is nobody wants to listen to this good advice and follow it.

>>529338223
>MC is the only raid you're getting for 6 months.
MC with changes that aren't tested because they didn't have 25 people.
Enjoy playtesting for an unfinished private server run by clowns!

>>529345438
I'd be down for a custom MC where they made changes to the boss fight mechanics to make them interesting but from what I read all they did was give them more HP, give them more damage, and remove a boss.

>>529343679
Because... because it just is okay?!

>>529345684
Ascencie's MC is pretty cool...
So is Season of Discovery's!

>>529345684
For an introductory raid I think Molten Core is fine the way it is. The bosses have alright mechanics. I think the issue is more that people blow through the bosses and bypass a lot of their mechanics.
For instance, the one major change they need to make is to Ragnaros. They need to set it to where the submerge is no longer on a timer but just happens when he reaches 30%. You should have to deal with one submerge as a part of that fight.

>>529346076
We should make a private server

>>529273427
Nevermind. Just found out Revenge is a thing.

Make a Warrior on Turtie today or way until Pochie?

>>529346641
Turtle because you'll still be on a living server in 4 months.

>>529346641
Levelling dungeons are desperate for tanks. Do it anon

Race and class for this feel? (pochie)

>>529346076
>For an introductory raid I think Molten Core is fine the way it is. The bosses have alright mechanics. I think the issue is more that people blow through the bosses and bypass a lot of their mechanics.
I somewhat disagree. The mechanics are fine but a problem is we've been doing them for 20 years. It's better to switch them up a bit. With Geddon you could replace his inferno with him placing down a large fire totem that everyone in the raid has to run from. Or maybe instead inferno is a fire shield that deals damage back to players damaging him at an increasing rate meaning all DPS has to hold for a bit. But even better would be having a couple similar but different mechanic sets bosses could have, sort of like how Chromaggus can have different abilites. Keeps players on their toes and makes the raid more interesting.
>For instance, the one major change they need to make is to Ragnaros. They need to set it to where the submerge is no longer on a timer but just happens when he reaches 30%. You should have to deal with one submerge as a part of that fight.
I absolutely agree with this.

got a level 20 healslut priest on turtle

roughly, how much Spirit would you say 1 Intellect is worth?

>>529347457
FemOrc Rogue

>>529347457
>Inteligencia 0

>>529346803
on god?

>>529347536
>>529347630
Stop noticing

What's the tier list for Epoch?

>>529348214
warrior (arms)
druid
paladin
hunter (it's tbc)
everything else
warlock

just wanted a place where anons could be anons
died as it lived

>>529347685
Fr no cap

I played turtie when it was sub 250 pop
I played chromie when it was sub 80 pop
I'll play pochie. It'll be comfy.

>>529348627
>anon plays little servers because they're comfy
>anon is cursed and any server he plays on blows up in population
i believe in pochie

Is there a way to know which guy I'm supposed to be hitting if the warrior doesn't use the pictures and keeps cycling through all the enemies in the pack?

>>529349316
Often the guy with the most stacks of sunders or the mob with the lowest HP.

>>529348627
why is it comfy to play on a server that feels dead?

>>529344392
But every single FF job plays exactly the same and they are still all 2-3 button rotations, and healers dont even need to heal and are expected to damage because every single attack in the game can be avoided by DPS

>>529349316
Either target of target the warrior, target the one the other dps are targetting, or target the one with the most sunders/judgement of wisdom if paladin.

your guild will be succesful if you have anons like: telol, elicia, asalys, aoi, retia, vile, pearl, warhorn, felkiss

your guild fail if you have anons like: gutulikeafish, zaptu, stab, sunethil, filthy, grud, telegethu

>>529349316
/assist a DPS, typically a melee
Typically speaking main tank and main assist are two different people because the main tank has to cycle targets
Even without an official main assist if DPS all stack on the same mob it helps the tank a ton versus everyone attacking different enemies. The tank can pick up that one mob is being dpsed more than others and will give it more attention. Otherwise it is better having a DPS offtank one mob than multiple DPS offtanking multiple mobs
Make a macro to assist a DPS and then use it during fights
A smart tank will make an assist macro on the top DPS or set main assist and use it in fights while cycling to put more threat on that target

Your guild will fail if you have anons who know off the top of their heads over a dozen wspg names

When is 1.18

>>529352354
Leaks say around the 20th

>>529350962
this so much this

Why did Warhorn leave?

>>529354301
apparently telegethu was awful at erp and typed half baked esl paragraphs
sylma was way too good at that shit

>>529350962
TRVTH NVKE

>>529354301
you could just talk to him and ask
anons will just make up shit

>>529354301
>new pserver releases soon
>warhorn quits
>pearl posting goes up


If it isn't obvious, they're going to both play on Epoch under different names.

>>529354902
Forgot to mention. If you thought they broke up and don't talk to each other anymore, you're too plugged in and are fucking retarded.

>>529354301
>>529354785
I asked him and he said something happened irl and he doesn’t have time to play now

He said it had been an issue for a while and that’s why he’d sometimes no show raids

Didn’t go into any details thoughbeit

Sounded like something bad happened to him but who knows

Not looking good for Epoch.

>>529356336
nothing happened nigga both of these faggots are manipulators and sleazy as fuck

>>529356336
at least when belwynn quit he told people why even tho i disagreed with him. both sylma and warhorn left so vaguely.

>>529356336
He got dog AIDS from fucking Sylma irl

DECA!!!!! tell me what happened to Faralynn
I remember when he made a guild after himself after leaving Macrochelys kek

>>529357305
Why did Bel quit?

>>529354902
I don't Pearl post though

>>529344392
which is bad and makes the game shallow slop.

>>529344392
Which is actually a negative for me because I want a different race for every job. The only reason 14 functions like that is due to all the content being gated behind the MSQ.

If people had to play through the entire MSQ on each job, the playerbase would tank even more than it has

>>529357521
>demanding work schedule
>Asalys and Elicia both conspiring and refusing to heal to spite him
>dumb shit pushed Belwynn to get Asalys demoted from officer
>waking up to all officers quit, being told you're now de-facto GM and having to deal with drama yourself now

>>529357481
Erm...

Epoch soon

Undead Paladins soon

>>529357521
asascat and elishit pulling that ES and BWL shit

>>529357218
I might not believe him except his raid attendance definitely was spotty recently

>>529358283
tell me....
The scarab lord mount is wasted on that fag

>>529358376
Weird because he said it was because of his job to me and some others

Then some others said he said it was because he didn’t want to lead the guild

Then others said he said was tired of drama

Poll for the official /wpsg/ Pochie guild name when?
We need to make sure the GM is not a tranny erp drama maker

>>529358690
read
>>529358207
he was already burning out due to work. what pushed him over was Sylma quitting and the two trannies.

>>529358938
GM should choose.
If he chooses a dumb tranny name then I won’t join as it will be an indicator of what the guild has in store.
I’d rather be told upfront the guild is complete garbage.
And if the GM can’t decide then that’s a red flag too.

>filthy quit
>grud quit
>belwynn quit
>niggertuah quit
>john quit
>became guild leader
how did they do it? was this aoi master plan all along? this bitch killed two guilds holyfuck

bel really liked sylma from what i heard and sylma leaving meant he had no reason to put up with FMC

>>529359020
Someone telling the truth will tell one story not a dozen.
A liar comes up with a dozen excuses.

warhorn should have made sylma GM then quit
FMC should die with it's mother

>>529359419
This is the true reason
Don’t know why a nigga gotta lie

>>529359448
or you could reach out to him. he didn't bring drama outside of officer chat.

>>529358938
>>529359324
It's Poochie Pals

>>529359532
you should get over your mancrush because he will never be your mommy faggot

>>529359595
I did and he told me a story that conflicted with what he told others

>>529359661
Gay faggot name

SYLMAAA

>>529359953
So you are not joining?

>>529360097
no i'm joining <Pearl's Angels>

>>529356336
He told me the same thing. He seemed sad when talking about it. Hope he’s all right.

>>529358938
It's <Pochie Pals>. Simple as

Personally, I'm joining <Filthy's Friends>

Holding hands while fishing.

>>529356336
didn't it start after sylma left?

I’m joining <Asalys’s Associates>

Holding paws while fishing.

>anons not in <four chins> thinking they’ll make a guild when they can’t even come up with a name
This is why you weren’t invited

I'm joining <Sylma's Sisters>

I’m joining <Felkiss’s Fanboys>

For me it’s <Belwynn’s Buddies>.

Name the guild <Filtered>.

I'm joining the guild <Tralalero Tralala> because I also like what's hip with the kids these days.

Should I join <Warhorn’s Workers> or <Gargoth’s Gang>?

Please answer to this post with your pochie guild name suggestions! The bestest names or all them will be made into a poll tomorrow (I won't grab your Io trust me)

>>529361249
This. This!

>>529361623
<Pochie Pals>

>>529361623
<Poochie Pals>

>>529323441
Hi, hello, you don't play tank and you are also retarded.

Let me explain how threat works, because you have incredibly low IQ
>85 threat bonus xThreat Mod
However
>Swipe scales off AP
>To equate that 85 threat you just need at the very most 255 AP (if they go for a 30% scaling, which is INCREDIBLY low, btw)
>TBC Swipe had a 1:1 AP scaling
>Your last bonus is a bit over 85 AP
>On fucking Swipe
>If you get said AP through other means (better DPS pieces for example) it also applies to ALL other attacks
>Itemization on tier seems really fucking bad for bear (No bonus armor? No defense? Spirit????)
>Threat mods also apply to that damage
It is beyond garbage, getting bonus AoE threat at 8p is worthless, getting bonus threat but not damage (strictly superior, I might add)

I know this is all very complex, I've seen <FMC> tanks and how they are more akin to walking piles of excrement than tanks, but use your peanut brain for a femtosecon retard-chan. Or don't, feels good being the far and away best tank in here.

Joining <Elaynna’s E oh wait no he had a meltie and deleted the guild

Why was Aoipanties tenth in DPS? He is the only DPS with a Naxx weapon. Shouldn’t he do more DPS?

>>529362394
I dispelled her.

<Chud Buds> is actually decent as well.

<Pochie Pals>

For me its <ALILANDRA'S ALILANDRAS>

>>529361997
that's funny

For me it’s <Torzag’s Troons>

For me it's <Fuutank's Futas>

>>529362754
maybe in 2018

Its out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkGSzRFnAqo

For me it’s <Flag’s Fags>

How about <Temporal Recession> as a reference to the fact that we are a bunch of old men?

>>529361997
>TBC Swipe had a 1:1 AP scaling
Swipe did not have over 2x the scaling of Bloodthirst even in furries' wet dreams. Its coefficient was 0.07.

I love that some retard has to wade through an ocean of filtered posts because he can’t stand when other anons joke around about each other.

Do I need any add-ons besides a threat meter?

>>529364004
Shagutweaks is nice

Can't wait to do fishing and crafting bros.

why the fuck Indii is shilling his guild name for Pochie
I thought the guild is gonna be <four chin>

what level to tank deadmines or wailing caverns? 18 ok?

>>529363360
>fire nova totem felt bad because it generated threat and mobs would hit it, so now it generates 0 threat
the shaman dev might be a retard

>>529364107
<four chins> is the anti-tranny raiding guild
<Pochie Pals> is the pro-tranny containment guild

Should be <Pocky Pals>

what are the chances of landing a main tank spot in an epoch guild
or is that usually reserved for the gm's buttbuddy?

>>529364004
move anything, >>529364025, prat (default configuration is god awful), shaguplates

>>529364663
Just tank and chances are nobody else will and MT will default to you
Worked for Elanus until he BPDed out twice

>>529361623
<Girl Cocks>

<Drama Queens>

>>529364150
18 is good enough. should wait til 20 if you don't want autism.

>>529356336
I sent him a dm but he didn’t reply. really hope he’s ok rite now

Erm...

why does fmc struggle to have people show up for naxx?

DECA!!!!!!!!!

Deca come to Naxx!!!!!

>>529313517
>Letting Tor "Suicide is painless" zag back in

Rip FMC

>>529366952
really marked the death of the guild for me
they'll probably beg elyanna to come back next week

only been playing for a week, can I kill HC players as a SC player in turtle wow by dragging mobs to them or something? me and this guy waited for 7 minutes for a mob to spawn just for this hunter faggot to steal it

>>529367197
you can but you'll get banned afterwards

>>529367029
Why

>>529367395
He doesn't know

>>529367427
Tell me

>>529367491
Elayanna will murder me if I speak up, I can't...

>>529367567
K

>heal, everyone loves you
>tank, everyone hates you
>dps, everyone overlooks you
What causes this?

>>529368106
most people see healing as boring so people appreciate the people willing to do it are appreciated
tanks need to take a lot of gear and tend to boss the group around so people get angry at them, doubly so if things go bad
dps are dime a dozen

>>529296403
Your traps, retardbro?

>>529368106
Nobody likes you because you suck has nothing to do with what role you play

>>529368106
hate healers, lazy fucks never heal me
hate tanks, switching target too hard for them
hate dps for taking my spot

>>529299472
>p2w cash shop
Seems like a retarded bait, but I'll bite I guess

who up tremoring dey totem rn

I will be a dwarf shaman and hang around with horde(except undead)

>>529372720
female?

>>529373083
male, bald, short black beard, purple eyes, dark skin, warmode on, never ganking you if you fight a mob

>>529369586
The tank hate seems from pure envy

>>529374136
>"you're jealous" said the dungeon janny who does it for free
LMAOing out loud

>>529374308
>insta group
>kick shitters
>kick people who share loot
yup
dungeon janny

>>529374308
Stop shedding tears dpscuck

>>529374308
Meanwhile dps are immigrant wagies
Disposable and only there to help things go slightly faster at little to no cost to the bosses

what dungeons can you solo as warlock within reasonable level ranges?

>>529368106
>have to spend an hour inside wailing caverns listening to some hunter's eagle screeching the whole way
>nobody says anything

>LFM dungeon, need healer and dps, whisper class and spec
>only invites casters
>group ready in 2 minutes

>be leveling
>be priest
>constantly out of mana

Man I should have rolled a fucking warlock.

>>529375607
Wand?

>>529375607
>>529375707

>>529375707
>>529375838
Yeah wand but dungeons. I was also wondering if there are any broken wands at certain ranges of leveling. Right now I got the one from Cookie in DM and it's really good. Starting to think casting smite is pointless for now.

>>529376030
it has been quite a while since I tortured myself with wand spec, as I recall you use shadow word pain for dot and just keep wanding

bitches only love me for my cow dick.

>w*nding as a priest
can't relate, I'm an epochchad!

>>529376209
it's epochuds you faker

>>529376202
are there any talents that are good for wanding priest aside from wand spec? just starting out all i see is spell stuff

>>529354301
Fish

i love wailing caverns and sleeps from the druids

>>529354301
Guild is dead.

>>529376202
What the heck is wand spec? There are wand talents?
>>529376209
I'm gonna be a pochychad too exce0t I'll be a warlockbull and not a priestcuck.

>>529358938
<Pochie Pals>

we're playing classic panda

For me it’s <Himecut’s Harem>

>>529375607
It gets quite a bit better pretty soon

and yeah wanding helps a lot

I'm unironically, not even trolling in the slightest, not joining a guild with a gay tranny redditor girly soulless sissy npc manchild childish children's name like <Pochie Pals>. I'm no bitch. Grow the fuck up and pick a real name.

For me it's <Property of Jib>

>>529380452
it's not even a RP realm so fuck off anything allowed
you want a legit name? play a legit server, like turtle wow.

>>529380521
Shut up gay sissy retard.

>>529380521
From their rules: We encourage players to choose immersive, lore-friendly names for characters, guilds, and pets.

>>529380739
i don't give a fuck what they request it isn't a RP realm with naming rules so when i see tauren named 'moo' anything? it's fine
they can't enforce rules for me and not for thee

>>529377039
What did Fish do?

>>529380739
>>529380806
I don't care about no rules or RP you autists. I'm not playing under an embarrassing cringe zero aura no charisma name. 4chan had always been the cool kids club. You're picking a guild name that we would laugh at, grief, and gank on sight in the past.

>>529380452
This. It’s just such a shitty uninspired name that sounds retarded but not so over the top that it’s a parody and funny. I don’t need a roleplay name but if you want to do joke names at least make the joke funny.

>>529380452
This.

I want a masculine, tough-sounding guild name that people will respect, like <Fear> or <Titan> or <Equilibrium> or <Death and Taxes>

>>529381070
Shut up gay retard bitch. We should just use an on topic lowkey name. Pochie Pals is obese discord mod tier. Pochie Pals is a guild the jannies on here would make like their mental support board. Fuck outta here with that shit.

>there's some even on turtle wow for 30% off of shop stuff
>"neat, I even have 50pts for some reason so I might get something"
>this 28? slot bag would be 160+50pts
>so that's 16€ for a single, non-transferable bag
What the fuck lmao, this shit is ridiculously expensive
What gives, is this aimed at total whales or what

>>529381284
I'd join a guild called <gay retard bitch>.

>>529381031
>4chan had always been the cool kids club.
HAHAHAHAHA

>>529381517
<happy ret worgens> sounds like a legit MoP guild.

<four chins>

<four chins poochie pals>

>>529381591
This one is too highkey.

<potty pals>

For me it's <Sylma's Sissies>

>>529381434
pay up goy, shenna needs to pay her rent

bake better names NOW

<FOUR LEAF COVENANT>
<FRIENDS FOREVER>

I have an important question. Which setver is made mostly by Americans? Easy indication wether a server will be good or not. Pochie is a Gercuck server essentially, so massive ree flag. What about Turdle and Assention?

>>529382339
american servers get shut down by blizzard instantly

>>529381434
They overcharge hard. Don’t even look at how much they ask for the miserly pittance of fashion coins they offer on the shop.

>>529382339
>Which setver is made mostly by Americans?
Gummy's!

>>529382339
classic is the best. you should go back there

<roody poos>

>>529382339
This >>529382506 and Wall's MKULTRA WoW.

>>529382425
What about non-American servers with American devs on them?
>>529382506
>>529382614
Never heard of these. Are they legit?
>>529382549
You should go back to the cotton field.

>>529382751
none

>>529382751
gummy makes freshies that shut down after 3 months

All this "pals" thing reminded me the only good Cata quest chain, Fiona's Caravan with the two paladins that used to call themselves "Paladin Pals"

>>529382885
Damn bro it takes 3 months just to get to 60.

<Failed Male Company>

>>529382986
not if ur a super autistic retard who only plays classic and gets to 60 in 3 days

New bread:

>>529383197
>>529383197
>>529383197
>>529383197

>four chins
Too obvious
>pochie pals
Unfunny
>any name with “four leaf” in it
Even worse than four chins because it’s been done before
>friends forever
The Leeroy Jenkins guild? Eh no
>roody poos
Kind of good and more in the right direction but still not great
>name’s friends
Just fucking no and you can’t have apostrophes in guild names
Full Moon Company worked because it sounded like a real guild name while having a reference that you’d only understand if you read the thread. The reference was so oblique that even people from the thread didn’t get it every time. It also took a different meaning with Sylma fucking a dog and all the worgen shit. But you didn’t have to understand any of that because on its face it is a real guild name
Four Leaf Covenant is maybe the closest to being a good guild name. I’d go with Clover Covenant just for the alliteration but as I said referencing clovers and four leaves is just played out for 4chan guilds
Keep thinking of guild names because nothing suggested so far has hit

>>529383363
<GAY HOMOTHUGS FROM PHILLY>

So which is the /vg/ approved guild? The one in OP? Is it friendly to weebs like me?