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>>528967484Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>Newsโข Splatfest: Land vs Sea vs Air 7/11-7/13
โข Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
โข Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
โข Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Inklings are designed for sex.
ggs open gonna continue a bit
octo
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is there a lore explanation as to why octolings are so caked up?
>>529274784No, they just wanted you to fuck ocks (it worked, need an Agent 8 gf)
>>529274784Cephalopod anatomy 1,000 years in the future demands a flat chest and a fat ass, and Nintendo has decided that this is very important to the plot.
Greetings, cephs! The /ink/ divegrass team is in the final day of /vg/ League 24! They can go all the way in 3 games to become champion, but first they have to go through /hanny/. Be there and cheer Woomy on!
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>529275150I'll go all the way with that woomy on the right.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
Once I stop wasting money on other hobbies I'll commission Doromizu to draw my woomy with huge ink sacs.
Frye
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>>529276941off model art is cringe
They're groping each other and looking at me in a lewd way
>>529275150We're the first match and up next!
>>529275150If /hanny/ wins they should draw Rance and woomy lewds.
>>529266895>didnt get any attention initially >shoehorn bringing up the "koldschizo" when it's extremely obvious its just kold desperate for attention>"btw this post is ballin who is being brought up out of nowhere for no reason"If the pb was supposedly dead due to no people joining, only kold or the people there would know about people leaving and kold is the only person who never shuts the fuck up especially during matches like it's a chat room so it's obvious its kold behind all these posts
It should've been him instead of nono l
>>529278262I'm cringe, but I'm free.
>>529280416Nice damage control Ballin', the jig is up though.
>529280416
Jesus fucking christ dude go outside
poll
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Just go sext him already since you're so obsessed with him my god.
Shiver has the perfect body thank you Nintendo
Sundays are nice but I hate that monday comes after.
>>529283123What are the 2 webms?
>>529279991>>529275150WE ARE KILLING GRIZZ THIS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION
Did you want this sticker for being a good boy?
>>529284671no fuck off please
>decide to play X
>get the french turd in my team
>nearly lose
I don't want to play X anymore
>>529285875>forced losses aren't rea-
nono when talking to panic or any other /ink/er for that matter:
hee
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>>529286517Uhm actually... Panic doesn't have a discord
>>529286517>indianFrye spamming messages to Marie
>>529286517Frye when talking to me (but I love how clingy she is)
>>529287138who says it has to be just in discord
>>529288026Link me up to the /ink/ whatsapp
>>529290176Is it a voice actress
>>529290293Oh it's the voice of Marina. She's based
>>529290409Based on what?
>>529290293Holy tourist! Yes, she is.
>>529289875can we get milspec marina fanart now
>>529291364would, all of them
>>529292286why are you like this
>>529292343Leave Squinty alone
>dude is playing with viewers
>couldn't join him in time
Black streamers aren't worth with time, especially not that dumb monkey.
Wake me up when prochara streams or make a tier list
>>529294327bye bye racist
>>529295048Missed it, I join next.
>got the badges for 1000 wins in every mode
>>529286517That is vile, how does this happen? How can anyone be like this? It's so disgusting.. If you're going to record your hands, wash your fucking finger nails jesus christ it makes me sick
>>529295268im fukicng stupid i forgot to open. sorry. i'll (you) again next shift, really sorry
>>529296905Got one more spot?
>>529275150Oh right. We got knocked out, but we still have to decide on who to send to the main /vg/ team as our team' rep. I personally vote for KING FUG since he absolutely carried us this league, but it all depends on you guys. Thanks to those that tuned in. Hopefully next league we can reach even higher!
Roster page here: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ink/
>matched with multiple chargers/Hydra
FLAR
>enemy has no range options
FWAR
>getting nono on your team
FSAR
>>529299204>scorch zoneswhy would you ever
>>529299412Why not? It's fine if you don't get teamed with amoebas. Or against autistic turbosweats. Or both.
>>529274784That's where they store their emergency ink.
>>529300192They piss it out?
Just finished gooning the hardest I've ever gooned to Agent 8 lewds
>>529301241Can you share some of them with the class?
ayo the pizza here
OH SQUIGGA
DAAAHHHHHHH
my flops burn
>>529300273Duh how else are they gonna release it
I hate the people on this general yet I find myself coming back on this thread out of habit.
>>529305512Namedrop the people you hate most.
^what did he mean by this
Sex with woomy as a weyyo.
>>529298071>>529275150https://forms.gle/ZvJJXhVtGmB3YgJG8
POLL IS UP! Please choose our rep! It only takes a moment!
>>529275150>>529298071Thanks agent manager, didn't have time to see the matches this weekend but I'm gonna enjoy the vods. Good luck with whichever rep >we send next season.
>>529314997Judd assures you that he does not record your email
nigga i dont care about soccer
>>529315502And I donโt care about amerifucks.
unfunny forced general memes, but they le play ronaldo game xd
>>529302212I gooned so hard I somehow gave myself blue balls AFTER I splooged
pic unrelated
>>529313378>feet question>answer "fuck off">wrong>tells me to think like a schizohow much more schizo do i have to be
>>529318765be like kold where you think april 13 spells out callie
>>529318765think of his other preprogrammed phrases
>>529274348skin too light, she needs to be crisp
PORL
PORL
POOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL
>>529320301Walking Humans
>want to play splatoon
>open the game
>no longer want to play
>close game
>>529318765what does the schizo say in response to the feet?
what if a woomy did something silly
>>529321364this looks like squinty
>>529321364That's nothing to do with splatoon.
will you guys think im weird if i goon to /ink/ woomy avatars?
>>529323328Can you commission art pls
>>529328567the one with least amount of mirrors on the west, so sea.
also the ink looks cool
Veesh
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>>529328567Air but I'm picking Shiver.
>>529328790>still caring about mirrors in glorified turf war in 2025
>>529328567I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di
>>529328567This but Frye
https://youtu.be/bkCty3NIWA0
>>529329379I'm blue if I was green I would die.
>>529330323Is that nono's veemo, gross. Get a real beeb haircut
>>529330598>real beeb haircutSay no more
>>529331125LMAO WHAT IS THIS FACIAL ANATOMY
>>529328567I'm thinking sea.
>>529328567land only because fuck planes in tr*mp's america
>>529331329Ugliest haircut for a veemo. What were they thinking.
Even penis woomy isn't this bad
autism yeb plays his xbox
>>529331709Mom said it's my turn
>>529333814In-game milf woomy when
This vaporizes the inkroach
>>529334773I donโt see any cows
yebbys going their own way
>>529335126This artist fell off the deep end.
Yebby gets really docile once you give his ear a rub
>>529335421QRD? I enjoyed her Inkopolis comic.
>>529335826>>529335845trooned out or something
>>529336247They look like Waluigi
>/ink/ spamming mothers and young couples
Aren't you all lonely incels
>>529336260shes a whore
hes a simp
cuck
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I will raise woomy/veemo's children and be the yeb who yebbed up
>>529336779I'm one of you
>>529337291>posting KuromiYo girl wash your coochie I can smell it through the screen
>>529338410Shiver peeing on a pole post
>>529337837incel hands typed this shitpost
>>529341360Kuromi is shit
If I had money I would commission art of my yebby having sex with female /ink/ posters.
>>529344770Even if you had the money this would be impossible given the mass of information regarding the "women" of /ink/ that has been uncovered lately. This is why I can't trust anyone online, pretending to be female is just sad especially when they've been doing it for upwards of 5+ years
>>529348903I know of two. One retweets fujo art daily and the other loves Sanrio characters.
>>529348903Are you still holding onto this even after you've been proven wrong?
if i had money id commission art of every inker ceph in a vat of boiling vegetable oil
>>529348903>still havent been outedIm just doing it for the free games lol
I got a switch 2 and the ghosting makes splatoon unplayable. The og switch has a better display. what a fucking joke.
>>529351903I would prefer lard or beef tallow. Duck fat if I feel a little fancy
>>529352760handheld is for disabled people
>>529352761im not going off your preference faggot. sneed oils for all /ink/er cephs
>>529352861I planned to use a controller on it in mobile mode but the dogshit display means you can't enjoy any game on it. It looks smeared to fuck every time there's any movement at all. I guess its literally a dock only console. Actually unbelievable.
>>529352406making mac and cheese, so I can in like 8 minutes
>>529353117the ghosting. I'm not going to tell you what it is if you don't already know because it might ruin your life. most people that are unaware of what it is are perfectly happy with the new switch. but Nintendo really fucked the dog with the display on this console and I am beyond angry. I may just sell it. Nintendo does not deserve 80 dollars per game when they can't even bother to make the console.
Well if raiders is anything like SO it's an easy skip
>>529353631You'll buy it anyway.
>>529354616I'm readdy now :)
i feel sorry for the sad sacks that have so much fomo they do the catalogs and collect the user icons
>>529352760shoulda just waited for the Switch 2 Lite
>>529348903nice crash out incel
>>529352760>Try bunch of Switch 1 and few Switch 2 games I have.>Compare them side to side.>Switch 2 screen looks better then my OG Marko Switch 1.Make sure you have HDR off on Switch 1 games since most of the time it looks awful. Probably only game that looked awful I have is Agony but that game was downgraded to hell and back and trying to find the right gamma for it is weird on the Switch 1 and 2. Also brightness and auto brightness can affect it too.
>>529361194All her proportions went straight to her boobs.
>>529362759GG's Boy!
https://youtu.be/oi_fq7rjxAo?list=RDoi_fq7rjxAo
>watch one splatoon video
>suddenly recommended prochara vids
Make it stop.
>>529363585I get recommended obscure 1k sub nip channels
>rotation just started, I'll just go for one more quick king, what could possibly go wrong
>two hours later
>>529321364>>529322463>>529322729nice art man can you draw her getting plapped
>>529367625Saved this so I can look at it later when I get mad after losing 2 shifts in a row, thanks
Do cephs canonically have sharp toes and nails
>>529371769>nailsBoot up the game and look
>>529371640You're welcome
>>529371818They don't even have nails the sick freaks, abominations
>nip refuses to hit quota and throws himself in water
why do these yellow niggers always crash out over western players in their lobbies
>>529371894they're cute even without nails, actually
>>529372592I'm not sure how to tell you this, but squids and octopuses are already real
>>529372521personally, I prefer the non-coloured fingers.
>>529372592delete this disgusting shit rn
>>529372698yeah but inklings and octolings aren't :(
holy fuck its ever more evident the good regulars fucked off with the /v/ pedofaggot shit above
>>529372348They're the gatekeepers of high hazard levels. If they carry gaijins like you, then when it actually gets hard they'll be stuck with dead weight.
>>529372592god I wish kids were real
You ever see someone's artstyle and just know for a fact they draw porn
>>529375528yeah all of them, they all get into drawing to make porn
>>529376315she would never say that :(
>>529375528most don't try to hide it, I follow plenty of them.
>>5293766210.01% chance when u open hotlantis
Splat 4 should bring back losing animations
>>529378031Hard agree. Splatoon 2 losing animations on the veemo side was so cute
pedotranny couple post above me. no surprise its a h*rmony faggot
>>529379460What's wrong with Harmony?
>>529372348most of the time when you see someone throw themselves into the water for no reason it's because they just want to farm bosses in freelance since losing still ups your boss meter.
you're a faggot if you do this when I'm playing with you btw.
>>529381615IT WAS WAVE FUCKING THREE
Why tf is this community so toxic?
>>529381712still a valid strat for people who don't want to ruin their rank with throwing since losing on wave 3 doesn't drop your rank
>>529372521That's part of the whole reasom they're cute...
>>529382095still a valid strat if you bought some nylon rope and a wooden chair from walmart
>>529381918>goes to toxic place>wonders why so toxicgo to reddit or discord if you want your hugbox community
>>529381918some posters can't stop being butt ass mad because they're genuinely mentally deficient
>>529382224You should take your own advice
Patiently waiting for Moray Towers to be announced
>>529382606as a liter main I fucking love moray towers
>>529382606sorry, it was in spla2n
the only splat1 map that can still return is saltspray, and that one would be better off returning as a salmon run map
we can still get returning spla2n maps though, like snapper or albacore
as a black trans woman i heckin love morgay towers
>>529382606patiently waiting for you to stop pretending that map was ever good
>>529382660i love it in general, despite the sniper heaven reputation it's actually remarkably balanced for most weapons.
>>529383269it's not a map that has general appeal, it's a specifically defensive map that breaks up big pushes and slows the game down. some people like what it offers, some hate it, and that's okay.
>>529382768That won't stop me from awaiting its return
>>529383980>it's actually remarkably balanced for most weaponsChargers aren't "most weapons"
>slows the game downGodawful in any Splatoon game
>>529383980My favourite part about Moray was just splatting players as they dropped down
A lotta drugging out and shooting to be done today.
>>529384226the only class that actually kinda sucks on moray is splatlings, and not because chargers are good but because moray's verticality and small size stuffs them. and also specifically tri-slosher because its falloff is too harsh for the slopes. just about everything else is good there, regardless of mechanics and ranges.
>Godawfuldifferent. slowing splat down puts more focus on the territorial aspect. moray isn't a template for how an average map should play, it is rather extreme, but having a map like that in the pool is a good thing for gameplay variety.
>>529385087although her unexpected demise was sudden and tragic, I still would.
>>529385028Christmas tree ceph
>>529387005To draw cute woomies.
>>529387112i dont usually draw woomies but i did spend a while drawing one
>>529386991her head is a weird shape if you take off the hat
>>529388608Veemo mom's daughter
>>529385694If a map is shit it's just shit, I don't care if it "adds variety" by making the map pool worse for being there.
never forget that frye won the twerking competition
never forget frye participates in cow dung rituals
>>529389768why are you sharing your scat fetish here
Give me a case for kelp dome, or Iโm deleting it from the voting pool.
>>529389845it's a slightly (and i do mean slightly) less shit scorch gorge
>>529389835saars moder benchode
>>529389165this kind of narrow-mindedness is the exact reason for the actually shit maps we have in 3. dopamine-addicted kids want action, hence meatgrinder maps with constant mindless meaningless action. compare crimewater to moray and see how the map design has regressed.
i'd rather play brinewater than moray thoughbeit
>>529390298>Octolings are really this retardedSad
>>529389845dome's design funnels people into more 1v1s rather than team fights, fun on occasion
>>529389234This woomy needs to lose weight
>>529390372not an argument
Brinewater, Flounder, and Barnacle are the bane of my existence. Every single splat 1 map is better than these tiny-ass box stages.
>>529390810Splatoon 4 will be released on the steam store in 2027.
>>529390541Hideous and disgusting
We finally found a bad woomy
>>529390372i don't play octoling?
>>529390298go play marvel rivals instead then, or whatever the trendy pew pew shooty game is now
you'll have way more fun than you would playing splat on brinewater
>>529391273Why do people who play splatoon love to hate on splatoon?
I love splatoon
I hate splatoon fans
>>529391349some players are heavily burnt out and lashing out, but they're incapable of putting the game down.
>>529391349because we know it could be much better than it is now?
>>529391521If I stop playing this game I have nothing else going on in my life
>>529390878Will yebbies receive a 70% discount? That's all that I need to know.
>>529391584For heaven's sake anon, get your shit together
>>529391584That's pretty bad anon. Find a side hobby, go outside, start lifting. You'll enjoy the game better
>>529390224>this kind of narrow-mindedness is the exact reason for the actually shit maps we have in 3.No it was literally the new hires that didn't understand Splatoon getting mad about getting flanked by the guys on the other team during playtesting. Why else do you think the map layouts changed in the gayest ways from how they appeared in the early trailers? They got their shit together with later maps and some ofcthe reworks but the game is mostly abandoned at this point. They didn't even want to do third kits until Nintendo forced them to keep doing something to keep the game going in the Switch 2 era.
>>529391273>you should go play (dogshit chink h*roshooterslop) insteadweird argument, but no, i don't think i will
>>529392057>They got their shit together with later mapsdid they really? later maps like crableg are still ass, people seem to like romen but i think it's meh at best, umami is pretty good but they immediately followed it up with barnacle that showed that they've learned nothing.
>>529391521I met my gf by playing splatoon, I got out of my depression by playing splatoon. Splatoon makes me feel better and improved my life.
>>529393323How do I get a veemo wife like this?
>>529393796mfs say this and then call their teammates slurs when they play ranked
>>529396323Just don't be a faggy nigga
>>529397791I'm spooked stiff
>>5293977914 months dummy
she hasn't showered in a week
>>529398837what about shiver
>>529399230stinky, but less so than Frye
>>529398837Bathing in the sea for a swim counts as showering
>>529401505Exactly. Shiver isn't stinky
>>529401768>draw a regular human and put shivers head
>>529402072anon discovers fanart
Iโm bored, can we have Sheldon Picks now. I need soda slosher.
>>529402590You will take your kraken splattershot and you will enjoy it.
>>529397791>october>10th monththanks romans
>>529399481but what about Frye
>>529403737Big Man bathes in the mechanic's fluids
>>529404283Wii graphics looks nice.
All dualies should suck balls unless they roll, diminish unroll shots fire speed or damage
>>529404959They already do.
>>529404959dualies are really hard to be good with, you just suck m8
I absolutely hate museum and seeing all the motherfuckers in my team stay spawn-side while I tryna fight off the enemy down there at the zone.
I can have the 4 of them against me my teammates will still not show sign of life despite having respawned.
gooning to callie today.
tommorow marie
>>529408186I'm feeling A4 today
>>529409074Fryes receding hairline
>>529409228just as shiver likes it
Never let your young yebweyy fall victim to grooming
>>529409708Back off 3, Hiro is for Veronika
>>529409708Ewwww there is algae growing on her, gross.
>>529410119Algae is fashionable
>>5294097083's had a rough life
why do i get so worked up over mirrors it's not that important
>>529411189Because you want to prove your better. get diff'd
>>529410119that artist has a misery fetish for 3
Sex with a big titted veemo would fix me.
>>529415050you squidbaged an 8 year old on summer vacation btw
do you think 3, 4 and 8 ever explored each other's bodies
>>529417018i dunno, you can think about it in jail
>>529415050Strikes bounce off of coolers but not the tower pole.
>>529417018They probably at least tried it once, didn't think it was that special, and just stayed as comrades. 8 is canonically scared of 3, so that relationship wouldn't work out; 4 just kinda ditched them.
>>529417721>4 just kinda ditched them8 is 4's roommate
>>529418064>is*was. That was only during Splat 2
>>5294184244 was nowhere to be found despite working with Marina before SO. iirc, Marie also mentioned in a jap source that 4 is studying.
A3 (original) > A8 > IA3 > A3 > A4
4 might get another shot but i cant see them having both 3 and 4 in the same game. I like how they handled 3 in 3. But having 2 characters with the silent gimmick would probably be annoying.
I hope new 3 comes back though if only so we get more funny smallfry art.
Its a nice mixup to the horny posts.
>>5294200633 is silent, 4 is out of touch and unnoticed
>>529420063I think they just dropped 4 entirely because they were redundant to the story. Having 3 and 8 be the 'main' MCs just makes more sense thematically.
People hoping the mechanic is 4 will be disappointed when we inevitably get veemo customization with them.
>>5294180648 hasn't seen A4 in a while from what Side Order implies.
>>529423182She has a big heart and she doesnt have the money to treat her medical conditio.
>>529416393i hope they cried
>>529423767Apparently the parrallel cannon boss uses 4's style if you imported from splat 2. But only the main copy so its kinda hard to notice.
I liked side order enough to beat it. But it just doesnt hold me. I really hope raiders is good.
>>529429301parallel canon was such a letdown
the woomy knows where she is, because she knows where she isn't
>>529429581Yeah, i think thats just because side order didnt have enough bosses.
They should have just set up rondo and pinball as permanant fixtures then had parallel cannon ambush you *somewhere*
Random bosses is neat in theory but doesnt really do much when there is only 3 options.
splatoon 3 was made by the interns
>>529417679quit your bitchin'
>>529430885no, it is because parallel canon is baby mode easy
though admittedly so is the rest of side order
>>529431428(You) were made by the interns
Should I Splatoon 3?
I have 2 and I'm satisfied, but I don't know much about 3. Sell me on it?
I've never lewded the woomys and veemos
>>529432550Wtf we're not salesmen. Watch the 2022 direct or something.
>>529432712Ok fine, I will then!
thanks I wouldn't have known what to ask for
>>529431843your mom is an intern
sad
>>529432847Not him but the game also has at least twice as many maps and weapons now compared to when it launched.
>>529431843now that you say it, one of my parents actually was an intern when i was concieved
mom had a full-time job though
Chara's making a tier list for 10.0.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktNC9AHNN20
>>529440748me trying to find who asked
>>529441554I was about to ask, anon's just ahead of the curve.
>>529442810I liked that lewd someone here did of his yebby
am i nuts or does urchin underpass hardly ever show up in comparison to the other maps??
>>529443085Guess those are too much of a beginners gear that nobody wants to bother with them.
>>529443073pro chara's yebby
or octo
whatever someone drew it getting fucked in the butt and it was funny
>>529443085>swords without stealth jump
>>529444107no sj on sword is bait for opponents
you charge when falling and make them eat a oneshot if they are shooting you
>>529443085One day I'll do this for my own builds.
heh
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playing splatanas opens you up for bans though
they're still broken and knowingly using exploits is cheating
>>529444107correct map reading can easily give you safe spots
give me 1 ceph to doodle, i'm feeling experimental today
>charge slashes and misses you completely
>oneshots anyway because fuck you
The only broken splatana is decav
post gameplay webms webms
>>529444519Au contraire, Nogami wants you to pick up a sword and drop the other classes.
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>>529445271Put your shades back on my queen, the devil has been slayed
Oh my fucking god
>>529444975
thread is always quiet until an artist shows up :/
>>529445073I don't have good gameplay clips.
>>529443229Squigga I'm nuts
>>529445271>
Nice false flag
>>529446020Goodest woomy.
>/ink/er on friends list now shows up as a question mark in the pool
Time for my nono crash out
>>529445981can you please just take your schizo meds and fuck off for good
>>529447916I think you're the schizophrenic now
Skill issue
>>529448150You can't just say "skill issue" and pretend you're on top again you retard
>>529448517It's not as hard as it seems to quit schizophrenia medications and not be a complete asshole such as yourself
>>529446861namedrop them NOW!
>>529443428no idea what that is supposed to mean
>>529446861>Everyone is leaving you again, you're unloved unlovable. They all only pretended to be your friend, they abused your kindness and betrayed you. How dare they. Everyone should just go die.... but you had a nice times with them, maybe it's your fault. Maybe you should consider suicide. Why is the world against meWhat went into his brain when Panic unfriened him
>>529450209me but just in general
>>529449060Well not every single gear is on that list, it's only natural to like only what you like.
>>529450209I love how like 5 people blocked him and he was fine, then P blocked him
and his world crumbled.
>every upcoming open rotation looking abysmal
I just want to play the game with my anonymous pals, why can't Nintendo good stages
I stopped taking my meds, I am severly mentally eel and will blow out everything you do or say about me out of proportion.
For you it's just a game, for me my life is on the line.
>>529445247thanks for req
>>529451089Good utsufuu woomy.
>>529450709Panic was like the only one joining his open rooms for a while. Bozo was so lonely he started thinking people playing with him made them his friends. Pathetic clown
>>529450709He saw p as an infallible neutral third party. Kinda disappointing to see p fold like a lawn chair and follow what others did.
>>529451089Holy fucking shit thanks anon, she's so cute
Yeah I hate this place, buncha fucking clowns that'd rather talk about highschool gossip than actually play. Fucking right outta here this instant, don't even bother replying.
>>529451947see you tomorrow
>>529451947Blame the blocking cabal
>>529451658That would rather be F. He only truly left after F blocked him thus excluding him from the weekly PB.
today i will play splatoo.
>queue for 5 hours
>no games
Thats weird.. oh wait a damn second let me check my block list *checks block list. Over 9000000 people blocked* oh damm squigga maybe blocking people that are le toxic is a bad idea after all.
>>529451947jenna just stop posting when you're having a manic episode like this
go smoke weed, play ninjala or whatever just stop shitting up our thread when you forgot to take your meds
>>529452072Not arguing against that, just prior to p having her bpd crash out and blocking nono they were both on amicable terms on the thread.
>>529452617P should have done that earlier, he was mean to his friends Explo-chan and Gr.
>>529452579whatโs her twitter i canโt find it
>>529453719Nothing in comparison to what I see daily on this shithole
>>529453990That's an overstatement
>>529451087stop trying to groom kids
Itโs a good thing Raiders is gonna be a single player game. Unless itโs like Peace Walker and you can invite friends to play missions with you.
>>529455421Yeah, I totally get what you mean. The fact that Raiders is going to be a single-player game is actually kind of refreshing, especially considering how so many big titles these days lean hard into multiplayer or live service elements. Itโs nice to know that this game is prioritizing a focused, narrative-driven experience. There's something special about immersing yourself in a world thatโs designed around one playerโs perspectiveโwhere the pacing, story beats, and gameplay are all crafted to give you a more personal and often more emotional journey. That said, the idea of having a Peace Walker-style co-op system would be a really cool middle ground. That game handled it in such a smart wayโyou could play the entire story solo, but if you had a friend or two, it completely changed how you approached missions. It didnโt feel forced or like you were missing out by playing alone, but it gave you the option to strategize together and experience the game in a different light. If Raiders were to include something like thatโdrop-in/drop-out co-op for certain missions or side objectivesโit could add a ton of replayability and fun without compromising the core solo experience.
However, one thing I would add is that you should be able to have sex with Shiver and Frye after you beat the final boss
I'll rush to the end of Raiders' main mode and go back to grinding X rank.
>>529313378The poll is active until tomorrow at 8! We've got a handful of votes so get them in!
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>>529455421This but with Shiver.
>>529452579it isn't even me
I'm disappointed
>>529455721im not reading that
>>529444147thank god for Callie ass
>>529457872Don't respond to schizophrenics.
>>529457872I thought you quit this game?
>>529458008I play every day
It's my fellow schizos that drove me away from the pool and wanting to play with people here a long time ago
>tierlist
Not even going to open the image
>>529458164>mint above stamperWhat did chara mean by this?
>>529458350you replied to the naked shiver you coomer brain
>>529458164>slop>decentpick one
Now that woomy is gone, which other MKW character has the rawest woomylike energy?
>>529458612Nah, all AI art is slop but sometimes it's good slop
>>529458612>pick onei pick shiver
>>529458164>>529458760We should kill AI niggers with ultra stamps.
>>529458884you're probably a zoomoid so don't understand but good slop is like cringe kino, it's bad but the good kind of bad that you can still enjoy
>>529458991we should stop being racist
>>529458693I will main blooper once she's playable.
>>529459075eh
it's good slop when ai is used as a tool to express your ideas, not do your job for you
(1girl, shiver) will never be good slop, no matter how high quality you make it
>>529458991found the fag who's mad AI creates better art than him kek
the only good slop is a joe.
>>529459594get it? because slop, makes sloppy. and joe, makes joe. and together they make sloppy joe. HAHAHAHAHA
>>529458760This probably looks good if you're barely sentient
>>529459756Youโre mad at free art.
>>529459756You are a homosexual.
>>529459842aislop isn't art and never will be.
>>529459850No, you're just a tasteless porn addict
>>529459924>sees perfect 10/10 bodies>doesn't get an instant bonerfaggot.
Does anyone remember the video where putz threatened to kill his teammates?
>>529459987Anon, it's a cartoon, not a 10/10 body.
>Fist bumped a gold x-ranker
Yeah I'm thinking I deserve a silver x-rank badge.
>>529460884of course it's a fucking furry
>>529463342Shiver and Frye having sex??!?!?!?
>>529463386That's them adding to the statistic.
will take one minor drawing request
>>529464364Yebby smooch weyy.
>>529464364Woomy getting angry at the shell out machine.
>>529464364Callie in a noose
>>529464695Callie would never kill herself you silly goose
>>529464842she fucking should kill herself and you can join her
>>529464695I will if you are able to convince me
>>529464886that's not very nice, callie didn't do anything to deserve that
A lot of you really need to learn how to ignore things you don't like, responding to retards who are desperate for attention doesn't make them magically disappear it only cements the idea that what they do works. Even if they never stop making the same posts the retardation doesn't escalate and you save precious time and effort arguing with said attention seeking retards
>i will make negative/hostile comment about popular thing as this will get people to respond regardless of whether or not i care about what i'm saying
Retards have the right to speak just as anyone else does, but they don't have the right to be taken seriously so stop enacting a right they don't have
>>529465460>"Retards have the right to speak just as anyone else does"Is this where we went wrong as a society?
>>529464364Draw me teehee
>>529465612Yes, retards should be bullied.
>my opinion is le correct only
>>529466132>hurdur i should be able to tell people to kill themselves in freedumthere's a difference between sharing your opinion and just being an asshole contrarian.
>>529466132did somewon get dew feewings huwted? Yeah? Want a kissy to make it bettew?
>>529466314Honestly I didn't even care to scroll up. Something about the next nintendie slop people will blindly buy and put at max 20 hours?
>>529461506Silver x badge is easy to get in just one rotation if not just calcs in the Tentatek division
>>529466719>any game under 300 hours is bad
>>529466774Yeah I placed into NA top 500 just through the first 5 calculation matches, never touched X rank before that and haven't touched it since. But I got a cool badge lmao. This game is fucking easy in the US
>>529467145>at 2300 in the jp division, did not even break the 10000 markThis where the players are
>>529467285jesus christ, that division is scary
>>529467305How many groomers and gay posts have you reported this June
>>529467285Just checked the app, the 500th place in jp div zones is at 3014 X power... my god
>can't hit top 500 in tentatek
what does that make me?
>>529467759the target audience of Splatoon
>>529467759Play some more
>>529467759Well, first off the cutoff is FIVE HUNDRED PLAYERS on the leader board. Don't feel too bad about it anon. Ngmi implemented a dogshit system where certain players just got lucky on the 5 qualifying games while others got the shit end thus affecting their permanent mmr for future seasons.
>>529468131>he believes the forced losses mythnotifs off
>>529468246>lose 3 out of the 5 matches >hidden mmr thinks you're so dog shit any time you fail at climbing just once you end up losing hundreds of points
>>529468642seems like it's working just fine and you found where you fit in the x power rankings then. there's no hidden code out to get you, you lose hundreds of points because you are losing against people who have much lower x power than you.
>>529468952Build up points from shitty qualifying start. Game still matches you against "same skill" level players. End up getting entire progress tanked because the game thinks you're better than the players you lost to.
>>529469343Your ego is blinding you, the ranking system is fine
>>529469498loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
can you guys please either shut the fuck up or start making out
>>529469498I'm not exactly saying it's broken its just a fatigue attempting to do the climb up.
>you belong where you're atWhy the fuck doesn't the game just lock everyone out of matches since they belong in their ranking?
>>529469762i think shiver and frye should make out while i watch.
>>529469840Do your skills just constantly stay the same your whole life? Must be a hard life..
Even the french turd made it, question yourself
Self improvement is a meme, "hard work" has never gotten me anywhere in life. Everything I got was because I got lucky.
>>529467559I play in the JP Plaza
>bitter tranny crabbing about inkers ranks
Yawn
>>529470506You are now obligated to post one (1) cute jp art you see in your square
nono got silver x
kold got silver x
putz got silver x
you can too
>>529471446Takoroka is easier to climb than Tentatek because of the player density.
In Tentatek you end up with multiple top 10s in the enemy team giving you a hard time when you barely finished calcs meanwhile you get easy matches in Takoroka not harder than your usual series match.
>>529472196Sure it's easier to get more evenly ranked matches and thus climb (however little it may be), but it's still overall harder to get into top 500 Takoraka because of the huge difference in skillcap compared to Ttek. That's why people always ask what division when people brag about xp
>>529473247The only badges that are actual showcases of skill in splatoon 3 are tentatek top 10, takoraka top 500, and the gold grizzco badge
>>529473472>and the gold grizzco badgeNot really, no lifers aren't that good
>>529473795True, I'd say that's more a showcase of time invested if anything. Getting it early on in splatoon 3's lifetime made it way more impressive but now so much nowadays
>>529475471My anemone wives
>>529475638Fellow Harmony enjoyer
>>529417018they definitely did
>>529473472>gold grizzco badge99.9% chance theyโre a shitter
>>529477774faggots like RetroWorm think just because they have a gold grizzco badge that they should be worshipped and carried, hard agree most of them are self absorbed tiny dick havers, but I have met a couple gold badge havers who were pretty cool.
aikotoba wa afuro to weyyo
afuro (afuro) weyyo (weyyo) 3, 2, 1 faiyฤ!
afuro weyyo afuro weyyo wa afuro
afuro weyyo afuro weyyo wa afuro
To that one anon that helped me with the OBS & capture card thing: I managed to fix it, turns out that I tinkered with it a little too aggressively, reinstalled the capture care do the device manager and updated the driver and that apparently fixed it!
That being said...
>Ywn share a large amount of fries with muffin
Bottom shelf liquor
Cherry flavored pepsi
Yup, it's fishing time
I wish it was real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TtRfeDrE0
>>529482887When is Mike coming back
I need more /ink/er art NOW
>>529482887Me too, anon. I still have wishes and hopes that it'll be real someday.
>>529483390why is everyone calling him an edp in the comments? the more ink hates nono the more good he looks in the end
Okay, thatโs all the time Iโve got. Iโve got to get back to playing Animal Crossingโข: New Leaf, on my Nintendoโข 3DS.
>>529485224Cute art but I need to see what Marie is looking at to get her all flustered like that
>>529485351Too bad the 3ds booru is down.
>>529482737you're welcome but that's not a muffin, that's just callie.
>>529487338callie is my muffin though
>>529482737Holy fucking fatass
>>529482768a sophisticated squid wrote this.
>>529487338Now just gotta get the sound back since I turned it into a camera instead of a capture card for Windows to read like a moron lmao. But Callie is a good muffin, it's in her personality and nature.
>>529492558pride month is over get these dykes off my screen
>>529493020You're gay, you should want them to make out
guys I think shiver looks really hot in a maid dress
>>529494408Boobs too big.
>>529494573>doesn't post one where she's flat
>lost a series after almost making a 90 point comeback
>>529498724All part of Nintendo's plan to make sure you personally don't achieve the X power you want
>>529498968that's the exact goal of engagement-based matchmaking so you're not wrong
>>529501254>He fell for the forced losses myth
Every win is possible with flexlion and a little win trading :)
You are not entitled to the big number
>>529501502>t. Tentatek top 10 player
>>529501502I know who you are.
>>529501727Glad I'm being watched and recognized <3
>>529501967you should upload more often
>>529494408why did she take frye's maid clothes
>>529494408That chromatic aberration hurts my eyes, christ.
>>529502339Yeah, I get to finally walk around in shorts and big t shirts outside and be comfy.
>>529502527I wish I lived in Japan
>>529502339Summers are too hot now, can't wait for autumn
>>529502631Feels like they get hotter every year
>>529458171>red pencil in FThis person does not actually play the game.
>>529502339I live in Florida so summers are super busy with so many activities and I love going to my local team's ballpark. I used to enjoy going to the beach, but I cannot risk it after my knee surgery.
>>529502339No. It gets to 30ยฐC in my room upstairs. Everything is dried up and on fire outside. I need to empty the kitchen compost pail twice a week or else it will become sentient. It gets bright outside at 4:30 AM.
Fuck the summer.
>>529503215If it clashes with the meta or gets outclassed by a better option, it gets sent to trash tier. Red pencil is impossible to justify when blue is on every comp team and is better in every way, including the sub because wall goes away quickly and sprinkler doesn't and still saves you from one opposing pencil shot.
>>529503650>expecting a low-commitment special to be a win buttonguess what, you have your main
chump is not supposed to do things for you, it's supposed to help you do things, you lazy fat bum
>>529504604You live in the UK don't you. Once again I can flex my 24/7 American air conditioning, haven't had a single day where I was sweating in my own room
>>529484564Stop using the LORD's name in vain
>>529503215I'm sure that one specifically is a troll placement.
>>529511898Nono if he played a real weapon
>>529512273Stuffing my face in woomy's spats
>>529512273I don't get how you can even be gay when females exist.
>>529512273this is how woomies pay their rent
god its so hard to get back into the game
i feel like i lost every ounce of ability
even turf war is a sweatfest
>>529513109you'll shake off the rust
>>529504604your computer is it's own personal heater btw. you are basically running a heater every time you use your PC, that's why it feels so much hotter in your room
>>529513109just drink some coffee and lock in
>>529513109Put on some rock music
>>529488018LOSE WEIGHT FATASS
>>529515429ok Agent 8 if she lost weight
>>529516667Marginally better
What will we do with a drunken yebber
What will we do with a drunken yebber
What will we do with a drunken yebber
Early in the Morning
>>529517043Throw him overboard
We're all sea chads, right
Singing sea shanties with /ink/
>>529517610i like tunneling underground
>>529517610>not being in a coordinated discord call with your Team Land pals
>>529518259>landlubber babbles
>>529517043Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter
>>529518754this ho would know about sea men
if /ink/ was a pirate crew
nono would be the captain
panic, kold, happy sky, fantasy, great tusks, cranberry, hotdogs, urchincel, rayzor and Timmy would all be the yellow belly cowards that stage a munity
>>529519763>everyone is a who
>>529519763I would be the Octoling Quartermaster enforcer looking for any excuse to beat somebody down
>>529520891I hate fatfags so much its unreal
Splatoon is already sea inspired we don't need more sea
>>529521396that ain't fat, that's luscious
>>529521396this nigga likes anorexics
>>529519763You stinkin' scallywag, it's "mutiny".
>>529487542>>529488195muffin is this outfit.
>>529522640shut the fuck up mormon cucKold
>>529523915>earthquake controlsno thanks
Do people here actually play with sticks?
Yes how else would you eat gohan
>>529524125I quit using stick controls around 2 years ago now, thanks to advice from an online friend. Haven't looked back ever since.
>>529524492Naughty Frye.
>>529523985calling it earthquake controls is astronomically wild
>>529524907Itโs a joke from 2017-18 where someone here refused to use gyro and made up plenty of excuses, then he said gyro feels like earthquake controls and everyone made fun of him. I played with him a few times and he was really bad at the game, so I knew it wasnโt an act.
I need more inklings in fishnets
>>529525416that was 8 years ago
paruko is better than harmony
>>529526918Sex with this enemy.
>>529528784I hate AI art like you wouldn't believe
>>529528943boohoo ingrateful ass
>>529528943literally nobody fucking asked or cares
>>529528943I asked and I care.
>>529470923since that anon didn't bother, here's one I found
>>529528943>hairband in the lower right>blend of anemone hair and actual hair>doesnt know whether it should be gripping the hair or notgrim slop
>AI art is bad because...it just is okay
>>529530917good morning sir
Maybe I should stop gooning
>>529528943Based. I will never not hate the slop
>>529530979I draw like this
take a look at this bad woomy image i found
>>529533179If a woomy has
>black skin>male hairstyle>red eyes and pupilssheโs bad
>>529534094Not him but Iโm black and I think all black cephs are ugly except Marina.
>>529534041>can't handle tomboy woomieslol
>>529534372Bedbreaking sex with this woomy.
>>529534843useless shiver, looks like she's going to have to eat boot leather for the third straight day.
>>529534041oh yes
it is good to be bad
wait a second...
callie? marie?
calamari...?
woah
>>529540176pearl...
marina...
pearl harbor??!
>>529540926For real how'd they get away with this
>>529542046I don't get it, you play well they put your toon in a magazine?
>>529542605Specifically in the monthly challenges (also, gotta be Japanese).
>>529542046>dogshit fashion sense as always*yawn*
>>529542845Post 30 seconds of a woomy wearing a good fit.
>>529547726Not fair, Orangechan is the most perfect creature in videogames.
Mike inel being a pedotrannynigger while representing /ink/? Another nono victory
Certified loverboys? Certified pedophile
BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK
Can you shut the fuck up about nono and confess your love to him already
>>529549928He's a great artist but he's also a faggot for nearly killing /ink/ by feeding OC fags. Picrel.
>>529550783i freelance. (you) me to make/join.
>>529551361/ink/ doesn't talk about the game anyways so what does it matter
Why wasnt nintendo doing the summer games fest thing?
>>529552130Something came up, sorry.
>>529552713Wow thanks a lot dick.
>>529552848>>529552959Unfortunately not. Fishing canceled
>>529553251fshng not entirely canceled if someone else wants to (you) me.
>>529553972im not fishing but i will you so people can fish
