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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
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Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatfest: Land vs Sea vs Air 7/11-7/13
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

oh the woomanity

The wait continues

Inklings are designed for sex.

GGs open

GGs openers

ggs open gonna continue a bit

>>529273594
3/4 open rn

Sex with the mechanic.

is there a lore explanation as to why octolings are so caked up?

>>529274784
No, they just wanted you to fuck ocks (it worked, need an Agent 8 gf)

>>529274784
Cephalopod anatomy 1,000 years in the future demands a flat chest and a fat ass, and Nintendo has decided that this is very important to the plot.

Greetings, cephs! The /ink/ divegrass team is in the final day of /vg/ League 24! They can go all the way in 3 games to become champion, but first they have to go through /hanny/. Be there and cheer Woomy on!

https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

>>529275150
I'll go all the way with that woomy on the right.

No fatties allowed beyond this point

>>529275142
Based

Once I stop wasting money on other hobbies I'll commission Doromizu to draw my woomy with huge ink sacs.

>>529276941
off model art is cringe

They're groping each other and looking at me in a lewd way

>>529278262
YOU'RE CRINGE

>>529275150
We're the first match and up next!

sexy veemo

>>529279625
Nice

>>529275150
If /hanny/ wins they should draw Rance and woomy lewds.

ggs open

GGs open

>>529266895
>didnt get any attention initially
>shoehorn bringing up the "koldschizo" when it's extremely obvious its just kold desperate for attention
>"btw this post is ballin who is being brought up out of nowhere for no reason"
If the pb was supposedly dead due to no people joining, only kold or the people there would know about people leaving and kold is the only person who never shuts the fuck up especially during matches like it's a chat room so it's obvious its kold behind all these posts
It should've been him instead of nono l

>>529278262
I'm cringe, but I'm free.

>>529280416
Nice damage control Ballin', the jig is up though.

>529280416
Jesus fucking christ dude go outside

Just go sext him already since you're so obsessed with him my god.

Shiver has the perfect body thank you Nintendo

Sundays are nice but I hate that monday comes after.

>>529283123
What are the 2 webms?

>>529279991
>>529275150
WE ARE KILLING GRIZZ THIS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION

Did you want this sticker for being a good boy?

>>529284671
no fuck off please

>decide to play X
>get the french turd in my team
>nearly lose
I don't want to play X anymore

>>529285875
>forced losses aren't rea-

nono when talking to panic or any other /ink/er for that matter:

>>529286517
Uhm actually... Panic doesn't have a discord

>>529286517
>indian
Frye spamming messages to Marie

>>529286517
Frye when talking to me (but I love how clingy she is)

>>529287138
who says it has to be just in discord

>>529288026
Link me up to the /ink/ whatsapp

Sexting femanons

>>529289432
>>529289669
Who?

>>529289846
>>529289875

>>529290176
Is it a voice actress

>>529290293
Oh it's the voice of Marina. She's based

>>529290409
Based on what?

>>529290293
Holy tourist! Yes, she is.

ugly babies

>>529289875
can we get milspec marina fanart now

3DPD

>>529291364
would, all of them

>>529292286
why are you like this

>>529292343
Leave Squinty alone

>dude is playing with viewers
>couldn't join him in time

Black streamers aren't worth with time, especially not that dumb monkey.
Wake me up when prochara streams or make a tier list

who fsh?

>>529294337
me 1king.

>>529294327
bye bye racist

>>529294337
I fsh

>>529294532
>>529294985
obening

>>529295048
Missed it, I join next.

>>529295268
Gninepo

>>529286517
That is vile, how does this happen? How can anyone be like this? It's so disgusting.. If you're going to record your hands, wash your fucking finger nails jesus christ it makes me sick

>>529295268
im fukicng stupid i forgot to open. sorry. i'll (you) again next shift, really sorry

>>529295268
obening

>>529296905
Got one more spot?

>>529297050
full

>>529275150
Oh right. We got knocked out, but we still have to decide on who to send to the main /vg/ team as our team' rep. I personally vote for KING FUG since he absolutely carried us this league, but it all depends on you guys. Thanks to those that tuned in. Hopefully next league we can reach even higher!

Roster page here: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ink/

fwar...

flar...

>matched with multiple chargers/Hydra
FLAR
>enemy has no range options
FWAR
>getting nono on your team
FSAR

flar...

>>529299204
>scorch zones
why would you ever

>>529299412
Why not? It's fine if you don't get teamed with amoebas. Or against autistic turbosweats. Or both.

>>529274784
That's where they store their emergency ink.

>>529300192
They piss it out?

Veemo piss...

Just finished gooning the hardest I've ever gooned to Agent 8 lewds

ggs 1king

GGs

ggfsh we're SO back

>>529301241
Can you share some of them with the class?

Kumasan plz

...

ayo the pizza here
OH SQUIGGA
DAAAHHHHHHH
my flops burn

>>529300273
Duh how else are they gonna release it

I hate the people on this general yet I find myself coming back on this thread out of habit.

>>529305512
Namedrop the people you hate most.

>>529305512
Hi nono

Sex with woomy.

^what did he mean by this

Sex with woomy as a weyyo.

Sex with veemo.

sex with nogami

sex with agent 4

let it go anon...

I don't get it

>>529298071
>>529275150
https://forms.gle/ZvJJXhVtGmB3YgJG8

POLL IS UP! Please choose our rep! It only takes a moment!

>>529275150
>>529298071
Thanks agent manager, didn't have time to see the matches this weekend but I'm gonna enjoy the vods. Good luck with whichever rep >we send next season.

>>529313378
>sign in
UGH

>>529314997
Judd assures you that he does not record your email

nigga i dont care about soccer

>>529315502
And I don’t care about amerifucks.

unfunny forced general memes, but they le play ronaldo game xd

>>529302212
I gooned so hard I somehow gave myself blue balls AFTER I splooged

pic unrelated

>>529313378
>feet question
>answer "fuck off"
>wrong
>tells me to think like a schizo
how much more schizo do i have to be

>>529318765
be like kold where you think april 13 spells out callie

>>529274348
sweaty sex

>>529318765
think of his other preprogrammed phrases

>>529274348
skin too light, she needs to be crisp

PORL
PORL
POOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL

>>529320301
Walking Humans

>want to play splatoon
>open the game
>no longer want to play
>close game

>>529318765
what does the schizo say in response to the feet?

what if a woomy did something silly

>>529321364
this looks like squinty

>>529321364
That's nothing to do with splatoon.

>>529322156
>>529322463

will you guys think im weird if i goon to /ink/ woomy avatars?

>>529323328
Can you commission art pls

What's your choice?

>>529328567
the one with least amount of mirrors on the west, so sea.
also the ink looks cool

>>529328567
Das Land

>>529328567
Air but I'm picking Shiver.

>>529328790
>still caring about mirrors in glorified turf war in 2025

>>529328567
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di

>>529328567
This but Frye
https://youtu.be/bkCty3NIWA0

>>529329379
I'm blue if I was green I would die.

>>529330323
Is that nono's veemo, gross. Get a real beeb haircut

>>529330598
>real beeb haircut
Say no more

>>529331125
LMAO WHAT IS THIS FACIAL ANATOMY

>>529328567
I'm thinking sea.

>>529328567
land only because fuck planes in tr*mp's america

>>529331329
Ugliest haircut for a veemo. What were they thinking.
Even penis woomy isn't this bad

autism yeb plays his xbox

>>529331709
Mom said it's my turn

Yebby's mom

Young mother woomy

>>529333814
In-game milf woomy when

Moommy

This vaporizes the inkroach

>>529334773
I don’t see any cows

yebbys going their own way

>>529335126
This artist fell off the deep end.

Yebby gets really docile once you give his ear a rub

my yebby is a trucel

>>529335421
QRD? I enjoyed her Inkopolis comic.

>>529335421
QRD?

>>529335826
>>529335845

Yebby here for her

>>529335826
>>529335845
trooned out or something

>>529336247
They look like Waluigi

>/ink/ spamming mothers and young couples
Aren't you all lonely incels

>>529336260
shes a whore
hes a simp

>>529336583
you single?

I will raise woomy/veemo's children and be the yeb who yebbed up

>>529336779
I'm one of you

>>529336583
No

>>529337291
>posting Kuromi
Yo girl wash your coochie I can smell it through the screen

cute octo pet

>>529338410
Shiver peeing on a pole post

>>529337837
incel hands typed this shitpost

>>529341360
Kuromi is shit

If I had money I would commission art of my yebby having sex with female /ink/ posters.

>>529344770
Even if you had the money this would be impossible given the mass of information regarding the "women" of /ink/ that has been uncovered lately. This is why I can't trust anyone online, pretending to be female is just sad especially when they've been doing it for upwards of 5+ years

>>529348903
I know of two. One retweets fujo art daily and the other loves Sanrio characters.

>>529348903
Are you still holding onto this even after you've been proven wrong?

if i had money id commission art of every inker ceph in a vat of boiling vegetable oil

who salmn

>>529348903
>still havent been outed
Im just doing it for the free games lol

I got a switch 2 and the ghosting makes splatoon unplayable. The og switch has a better display. what a fucking joke.

>>529351903
I would prefer lard or beef tallow. Duck fat if I feel a little fancy

>>529352760
handheld is for disabled people

>>529352761
im not going off your preference faggot. sneed oils for all /ink/er cephs

>>529352861
I planned to use a controller on it in mobile mode but the dogshit display means you can't enjoy any game on it. It looks smeared to fuck every time there's any movement at all. I guess its literally a dock only console. Actually unbelievable.

>>529352760
the what?

>>529352406
making mac and cheese, so I can in like 8 minutes

>>529353117
the ghosting. I'm not going to tell you what it is if you don't already know because it might ruin your life. most people that are unaware of what it is are perfectly happy with the new switch. but Nintendo really fucked the dog with the display on this console and I am beyond angry. I may just sell it. Nintendo does not deserve 80 dollars per game when they can't even bother to make the console.

Well if raiders is anything like SO it's an easy skip

>>529353631
You'll buy it anyway.

>>529353165
col

>>529354616
I'm readdy now :)

i feel sorry for the sad sacks that have so much fomo they do the catalogs and collect the user icons

>>529352760
shoulda just waited for the Switch 2 Lite

>>529348903
nice crash out incel

>>529352760
>Try bunch of Switch 1 and few Switch 2 games I have.
>Compare them side to side.
>Switch 2 screen looks better then my OG Marko Switch 1.
Make sure you have HDR off on Switch 1 games since most of the time it looks awful. Probably only game that looked awful I have is Agony but that game was downgraded to hell and back and trying to find the right gamma for it is weird on the Switch 1 and 2. Also brightness and auto brightness can affect it too.

good morning /ink/

>>529361194
All her proportions went straight to her boobs.

ggs m
lot of rounds

>>529362759
GG's Boy!
https://youtu.be/oi_fq7rjxAo?list=RDoi_fq7rjxAo

>watch one splatoon video
>suddenly recommended prochara vids
Make it stop.

>>529363585
I get recommended obscure 1k sub nip channels

>rotation just started, I'll just go for one more quick king, what could possibly go wrong
>two hours later

>>529321364
>>529322463
>>529322729
nice art man can you draw her getting plapped

>>529367625
Saved this so I can look at it later when I get mad after losing 2 shifts in a row, thanks

Do cephs canonically have sharp toes and nails

>>529371769
>nails
Boot up the game and look

>>529371640
You're welcome

>>529371818
They don't even have nails the sick freaks, abominations

>>529370865
cute

>nip refuses to hit quota and throws himself in water
why do these yellow niggers always crash out over western players in their lobbies

>>529371894
they're cute even without nails, actually

woomy if she real

>>529372592
I'm not sure how to tell you this, but squids and octopuses are already real

>>529372521
personally, I prefer the non-coloured fingers.

>>529372592
delete this disgusting shit rn
>>529372698
yeah but inklings and octolings aren't :(

holy fuck its ever more evident the good regulars fucked off with the /v/ pedofaggot shit above

>>529372348
They're the gatekeepers of high hazard levels. If they carry gaijins like you, then when it actually gets hard they'll be stuck with dead weight.

>>529372592
god I wish kids were real

kek

ate way too much again

You ever see someone's artstyle and just know for a fact they draw porn

>>529375528
yeah all of them, they all get into drawing to make porn

>>529376315
she would never say that :(

>>529375528
most don't try to hide it, I follow plenty of them.

>>529376621
0.01% chance when u open hotlantis

Splat 4 should bring back losing animations

>>529378031
Hard agree. Splatoon 2 losing animations on the veemo side was so cute

pedotranny couple post above me. no surprise its a h*rmony faggot

>>529379460
What's wrong with Harmony?

need hipster woomy...

>>529372348
most of the time when you see someone throw themselves into the water for no reason it's because they just want to farm bosses in freelance since losing still ups your boss meter.

you're a faggot if you do this when I'm playing with you btw.

>>529381615
IT WAS WAVE FUCKING THREE

Why tf is this community so toxic?

>>529381712
still a valid strat for people who don't want to ruin their rank with throwing since losing on wave 3 doesn't drop your rank

>>529372521
That's part of the whole reasom they're cute...

>>529382095
still a valid strat if you bought some nylon rope and a wooden chair from walmart

>>529381918
>goes to toxic place
>wonders why so toxic
go to reddit or discord if you want your hugbox community

>>529381918
some posters can't stop being butt ass mad because they're genuinely mentally deficient

>>529382224
You should take your own advice

Patiently waiting for Moray Towers to be announced

>>529382606
as a liter main I fucking love moray towers

spicy fried chicken!

>>529382606
sorry, it was in spla2n
the only splat1 map that can still return is saltspray, and that one would be better off returning as a salmon run map
we can still get returning spla2n maps though, like snapper or albacore

as a black trans woman i heckin love morgay towers

>>529382256
>t. tourist

>>529382606
patiently waiting for you to stop pretending that map was ever good

>>529382660
i love it in general, despite the sniper heaven reputation it's actually remarkably balanced for most weapons.
>>529383269
it's not a map that has general appeal, it's a specifically defensive map that breaks up big pushes and slows the game down. some people like what it offers, some hate it, and that's okay.

>>529382768
That won't stop me from awaiting its return

>>529383980
>it's actually remarkably balanced for most weapons
Chargers aren't "most weapons"
>slows the game down
Godawful in any Splatoon game

>>529382780
Nigger

>agent 4
would you?

>>529383980
My favourite part about Moray was just splatting players as they dropped down

A lotta drugging out and shooting to be done today.

>>529384226
the only class that actually kinda sucks on moray is splatlings, and not because chargers are good but because moray's verticality and small size stuffs them. and also specifically tri-slosher because its falloff is too harsh for the slopes. just about everything else is good there, regardless of mechanics and ranges.
>Godawful
different. slowing splat down puts more focus on the territorial aspect. moray isn't a template for how an average map should play, it is rather extreme, but having a map like that in the pool is a good thing for gameplay variety.

>>529385087
although her unexpected demise was sudden and tragic, I still would.

>>529385028
Christmas tree ceph

why do i bother drawing

>>529387005
To draw cute woomies.

>>529387112
i dont usually draw woomies but i did spend a while drawing one

>>529386991
her head is a weird shape if you take off the hat

Veemo’s mom…

>>529388608
Veemo mom's daughter

Callie....

>>529385694
If a map is shit it's just shit, I don't care if it "adds variety" by making the map pool worse for being there.

>>529388738
fatass

never forget that frye won the twerking competition

never forget frye participates in cow dung rituals

>>529389768
why are you sharing your scat fetish here

Give me a case for kelp dome, or I’m deleting it from the voting pool.

>>529389845
it's a slightly (and i do mean slightly) less shit scorch gorge

>>529389835
saars moder benchode

>>529389165
this kind of narrow-mindedness is the exact reason for the actually shit maps we have in 3. dopamine-addicted kids want action, hence meatgrinder maps with constant mindless meaningless action. compare crimewater to moray and see how the map design has regressed.

i'd rather play brinewater than moray thoughbeit

>>529390298
>Octolings are really this retarded
Sad

>>529389845
dome's design funnels people into more 1v1s rather than team fights, fun on occasion

>>529389234
This woomy needs to lose weight

lol

>>529390372
not an argument

>>529390372
>ad hominem

Yebby summer sale.

Brinewater, Flounder, and Barnacle are the bane of my existence. Every single splat 1 map is better than these tiny-ass box stages.

>>529390810
Splatoon 4 will be released on the steam store in 2027.

>>529390541
Hideous and disgusting
We finally found a bad woomy

>>529390372
i don't play octoling?

>>529391054
Good.

>>529390298
go play marvel rivals instead then, or whatever the trendy pew pew shooty game is now
you'll have way more fun than you would playing splat on brinewater

>>529391273
Why do people who play splatoon love to hate on splatoon?

I love splatoon
I hate splatoon fans

>>529391349
some players are heavily burnt out and lashing out, but they're incapable of putting the game down.

>>529391349
because we know it could be much better than it is now?

>>529391521
If I stop playing this game I have nothing else going on in my life

>>529390878
Will yebbies receive a 70% discount? That's all that I need to know.

>>529391584
For heaven's sake anon, get your shit together

>>529391584
That's pretty bad anon. Find a side hobby, go outside, start lifting. You'll enjoy the game better

>>529390224
>this kind of narrow-mindedness is the exact reason for the actually shit maps we have in 3.
No it was literally the new hires that didn't understand Splatoon getting mad about getting flanked by the guys on the other team during playtesting. Why else do you think the map layouts changed in the gayest ways from how they appeared in the early trailers? They got their shit together with later maps and some ofcthe reworks but the game is mostly abandoned at this point. They didn't even want to do third kits until Nintendo forced them to keep doing something to keep the game going in the Switch 2 era.

>>529391273
>you should go play (dogshit chink h*roshooterslop) instead
weird argument, but no, i don't think i will

>>529392057
>They got their shit together with later maps
did they really? later maps like crableg are still ass, people seem to like romen but i think it's meh at best, umami is pretty good but they immediately followed it up with barnacle that showed that they've learned nothing.

>>529391521
I met my gf by playing splatoon, I got out of my depression by playing splatoon. Splatoon makes me feel better and improved my life.

>>529393323
How do I get a veemo wife like this?

>>529393796
mfs say this and then call their teammates slurs when they play ranked

>>529396323
Just don't be a faggy nigga

Halloween is in 3 months

>>529397791
I'm spooked stiff

>>529397791
4 months dummy

she hasn't showered in a week

>>529398837
what about shiver

>>529399230
stinky, but less so than Frye

>>529398837
Bathing in the sea for a swim counts as showering

>>529401505
Exactly. Shiver isn't stinky

>>529401768
>draw a regular human and put shivers head

>>529402072
anon discovers fanart

I’m bored, can we have Sheldon Picks now. I need soda slosher.

>>529402590
You will take your kraken splattershot and you will enjoy it.

>>529397791
>october
>10th month
thanks romans

god I wish bigman was me

>>529399481
but what about Frye

>>529403737
Big Man bathes in the mechanic's fluids

>>529404283
Wii graphics looks nice.

All dualies should suck balls unless they roll, diminish unroll shots fire speed or damage

>>529404959
They already do.

>>529404959
dualies are really hard to be good with, you just suck m8

open sz 3/4

I absolutely hate museum and seeing all the motherfuckers in my team stay spawn-side while I tryna fight off the enemy down there at the zone.
I can have the 4 of them against me my teammates will still not show sign of life despite having respawned.

gooning to callie today.
tommorow marie

>>529408186
I'm feeling A4 today

>>529409074
Fryes receding hairline

>>529409228
just as shiver likes it

>>529409074
>no scar

>>529406076
Full?

Never let your young yebweyy fall victim to grooming

>>529409708
Back off 3, Hiro is for Veronika

>>529409708
Ewwww there is algae growing on her, gross.

pussy attack

>>529410119
Algae is fashionable

>>529409708
3's had a rough life

why do i get so worked up over mirrors it's not that important

>>529409675
hot

>>529411189
Because you want to prove your better. get diff'd

fsh?

GGs open

>>529410119
that artist has a misery fetish for 3

>>529414780
Cum

ggs open

Sex with a big titted veemo would fix me.

GGs openers

>>529415050
you squidbaged an 8 year old on summer vacation btw

do you think 3, 4 and 8 ever explored each other's bodies

>>529417018
i dunno, you can think about it in jail

>>529415050
Strikes bounce off of coolers but not the tower pole.

>>529417018
They probably at least tried it once, didn't think it was that special, and just stayed as comrades. 8 is canonically scared of 3, so that relationship wouldn't work out; 4 just kinda ditched them.

>>529417721
>4 just kinda ditched them
8 is 4's roommate

>>529418064
>is
*was. That was only during Splat 2

>>529418332
proof?

>>529418424
4 was nowhere to be found despite working with Marina before SO. iirc, Marie also mentioned in a jap source that 4 is studying.

A3 (original) > A8 > IA3 > A3 > A4

4 might get another shot but i cant see them having both 3 and 4 in the same game. I like how they handled 3 in 3. But having 2 characters with the silent gimmick would probably be annoying.

I hope new 3 comes back though if only so we get more funny smallfry art.
Its a nice mixup to the horny posts.

>>529420063
3 is silent, 4 is out of touch and unnoticed

>>529420063
I think they just dropped 4 entirely because they were redundant to the story. Having 3 and 8 be the 'main' MCs just makes more sense thematically.

People hoping the mechanic is 4 will be disappointed when we inevitably get veemo customization with them.

Big Marie

>>529418064
8 hasn't seen A4 in a while from what Side Order implies.

>>529423182
She has a big heart and she doesnt have the money to treat her medical conditio.

>>529416393
i hope they cried

>>529423767
Apparently the parrallel cannon boss uses 4's style if you imported from splat 2. But only the main copy so its kinda hard to notice.

I liked side order enough to beat it. But it just doesnt hold me. I really hope raiders is good.

>>529429301
parallel canon was such a letdown

the woomy knows where she is, because she knows where she isn't

>>529429581
Yeah, i think thats just because side order didnt have enough bosses.

They should have just set up rondo and pinball as permanant fixtures then had parallel cannon ambush you *somewhere*

Random bosses is neat in theory but doesnt really do much when there is only 3 options.

splatoon 3 was made by the interns

>>529417679
quit your bitchin'

>>529430885
no, it is because parallel canon is baby mode easy
though admittedly so is the rest of side order

>>529431428
(You) were made by the interns

>>529431843
wtf...

Should I Splatoon 3?
I have 2 and I'm satisfied, but I don't know much about 3. Sell me on it?

I've never lewded the woomys and veemos

>>529432550
Wtf we're not salesmen. Watch the 2022 direct or something.

>>529432712
Ok fine, I will then!
thanks I wouldn't have known what to ask for

>>529431843
your mom is an intern
sad

>>529432847
Not him but the game also has at least twice as many maps and weapons now compared to when it launched.

>>529431843
now that you say it, one of my parents actually was an intern when i was concieved
mom had a full-time job though

>>529435984
cute

>>529429581
indeed

Chara's making a tier list for 10.0.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktNC9AHNN20

>>529440748
me trying to find who asked

>>529441554
I was about to ask, anon's just ahead of the curve.

>>529440748
Buy an ad.

>>529442810
I liked that lewd someone here did of his yebby

>>529442970
>yebby
Anon...

am i nuts or does urchin underpass hardly ever show up in comparison to the other maps??

>>529443085
Guess those are too much of a beginners gear that nobody wants to bother with them.

>>529443073
pro chara's yebby
or octo
whatever someone drew it getting fucked in the butt and it was funny

>>529443573
Anon...

>>529443085
>swords without stealth jump

>>529443573
weyyo

Soon

>>529444107
no sj on sword is bait for opponents
you charge when falling and make them eat a oneshot if they are shooting you

>>529443085
One day I'll do this for my own builds.

playing splatanas opens you up for bans though
they're still broken and knowingly using exploits is cheating

>>529444107
correct map reading can easily give you safe spots

>>529444519
skill issue

give me 1 ceph to doodle, i'm feeling experimental today

>charge slashes and misses you completely
>oneshots anyway because fuck you
The only broken splatana is decav

post gameplay webms webms

>>529444519
Au contraire, Nogami wants you to pick up a sword and drop the other classes.

>>529445271
Put your shades back on my queen, the devil has been slayed

Oh my fucking god >>529444975

thread is always quiet until an artist shows up :/

>>529445073
I don't have good gameplay clips.

>>529443229
Squigga I'm nuts

>>529445271
>
Nice false flag

>>529446020
Goodest woomy.

>/ink/er on friends list now shows up as a question mark in the pool
Time for my nono crash out

>>529445981
can you please just take your schizo meds and fuck off for good

>>529447916
I think you're the schizophrenic now
Skill issue

>>529448150
You can't just say "skill issue" and pretend you're on top again you retard

>>529448517
It's not as hard as it seems to quit schizophrenia medications and not be a complete asshole such as yourself

>>529446861
namedrop them NOW!

>>529443428
no idea what that is supposed to mean

>>529446861
>Everyone is leaving you again, you're unloved unlovable. They all only pretended to be your friend, they abused your kindness and betrayed you. How dare they. Everyone should just go die.... but you had a nice times with them, maybe it's your fault. Maybe you should consider suicide. Why is the world against me
What went into his brain when Panic unfriened him

>>529450209
me but just in general

>>529449060
Well not every single gear is on that list, it's only natural to like only what you like.

>>529450209
I love how like 5 people blocked him and he was fine, then P blocked him
and his world crumbled.

>every upcoming open rotation looking abysmal
I just want to play the game with my anonymous pals, why can't Nintendo good stages

I stopped taking my meds, I am severly mentally eel and will blow out everything you do or say about me out of proportion.
For you it's just a game, for me my life is on the line.

>>529450980
a/s/l?

>>529445247
thanks for req

>>529451089
Good utsufuu woomy.

>>529450709
Panic was like the only one joining his open rooms for a while. Bozo was so lonely he started thinking people playing with him made them his friends. Pathetic clown

>>529450709
He saw p as an infallible neutral third party. Kinda disappointing to see p fold like a lawn chair and follow what others did.

Mentally Eel

>>529451089
Holy fucking shit thanks anon, she's so cute

Yeah I hate this place, buncha fucking clowns that'd rather talk about highschool gossip than actually play. Fucking right outta here this instant, don't even bother replying.

>>529451947
see you tomorrow

>>529451947
Blame the blocking cabal

>>529451658
That would rather be F. He only truly left after F blocked him thus excluding him from the weekly PB.

today i will play splatoo.
>queue for 5 hours
>no games
Thats weird.. oh wait a damn second let me check my block list *checks block list. Over 9000000 people blocked* oh damm squigga maybe blocking people that are le toxic is a bad idea after all.

>>529451947
jenna just stop posting when you're having a manic episode like this
go smoke weed, play ninjala or whatever just stop shitting up our thread when you forgot to take your meds

>>529452072
Not arguing against that, just prior to p having her bpd crash out and blocking nono they were both on amicable terms on the thread.

>>529452617
P should have done that earlier, he was mean to his friends Explo-chan and Gr.

>>529452579
what’s her twitter i can’t find it

Shut the fuck up b!

what did nono do?

>>529453719
Nothing in comparison to what I see daily on this shithole

>>529453990
That's an overstatement

>>529451087
stop trying to groom kids

It’s a good thing Raiders is gonna be a single player game. Unless it’s like Peace Walker and you can invite friends to play missions with you.

>>529455421
Squid Octoman

>>529455421
Yeah, I totally get what you mean. The fact that Raiders is going to be a single-player game is actually kind of refreshing, especially considering how so many big titles these days lean hard into multiplayer or live service elements. It’s nice to know that this game is prioritizing a focused, narrative-driven experience. There's something special about immersing yourself in a world that’s designed around one player’s perspective—where the pacing, story beats, and gameplay are all crafted to give you a more personal and often more emotional journey. That said, the idea of having a Peace Walker-style co-op system would be a really cool middle ground. That game handled it in such a smart way—you could play the entire story solo, but if you had a friend or two, it completely changed how you approached missions. It didn’t feel forced or like you were missing out by playing alone, but it gave you the option to strategize together and experience the game in a different light. If Raiders were to include something like that—drop-in/drop-out co-op for certain missions or side objectives—it could add a ton of replayability and fun without compromising the core solo experience.

However, one thing I would add is that you should be able to have sex with Shiver and Frye after you beat the final boss

I'll rush to the end of Raiders' main mode and go back to grinding X rank.

>>529313378
The poll is active until tomorrow at 8! We've got a handful of votes so get them in!

>>529455421
This but with Shiver.

>>529452579
it isn't even me
I'm disappointed

>>529455721
im not reading that

>>529444147
thank god for Callie ass

>>529457872
Don't respond to schizophrenics.

>>529457872
I thought you quit this game?

>>529458008
I play every day
It's my fellow schizos that drove me away from the pool and wanting to play with people here a long time ago

Decent shiver slop

anyways, here it is.

>tierlist
Not even going to open the image

>>529458164
>mint above stamper
What did chara mean by this?

>>529458350
you replied to the naked shiver you coomer brain

>>529458164
>slop
>decent
pick one

Now that woomy is gone, which other MKW character has the rawest woomylike energy?

>>529458612
Nah, all AI art is slop but sometimes it's good slop

>>529458760
oxymoron

>>529458612
>pick one
i pick shiver

>>529458164
>>529458760
We should kill AI niggers with ultra stamps.

>>529458884
you're probably a zoomoid so don't understand but good slop is like cringe kino, it's bad but the good kind of bad that you can still enjoy

>>529458991
we should stop being racist

>>529458693
I will main blooper once she's playable.

>>529459075
eh
it's good slop when ai is used as a tool to express your ideas, not do your job for you
(1girl, shiver) will never be good slop, no matter how high quality you make it

>>529458991
found the fag who's mad AI creates better art than him kek

the only good slop is a joe.

>>529459594
get it? because slop, makes sloppy. and joe, makes joe. and together they make sloppy joe. HAHAHAHAHA

>>529458760
This probably looks good if you're barely sentient

>>529459756
You’re mad at free art.

>>529459756
You are a homosexual.

>>529459842
aislop isn't art and never will be.

>>529459850
No, you're just a tasteless porn addict

>>529459924
>sees perfect 10/10 bodies
>doesn't get an instant boner
faggot.

Does anyone remember the video where putz threatened to kill his teammates?

>>529459987
Anon, it's a cartoon, not a 10/10 body.

Sloppy Joe

>Fist bumped a gold x-ranker

Yeah I'm thinking I deserve a silver x-rank badge.

>>529460884
Woomies.

lmao

>>529451843
frye's so hot

>>529460884
of course it's a fucking furry

>>529463342
Shiver and Frye having sex??!?!?!?

>>529463386
That's them adding to the statistic.

will take one minor drawing request

>>529464364
Yebby smooch weyy.

>>529464364
Woomy getting angry at the shell out machine.

>>529464364
summer callie

>>529464364
Callie in a noose

>>529464695
Callie would never kill herself you silly goose

>>529464842
she fucking should kill herself and you can join her

>>529464695
I will if you are able to convince me

>>529464886
that's not very nice, callie didn't do anything to deserve that

A lot of you really need to learn how to ignore things you don't like, responding to retards who are desperate for attention doesn't make them magically disappear it only cements the idea that what they do works. Even if they never stop making the same posts the retardation doesn't escalate and you save precious time and effort arguing with said attention seeking retards
>i will make negative/hostile comment about popular thing as this will get people to respond regardless of whether or not i care about what i'm saying
Retards have the right to speak just as anyone else does, but they don't have the right to be taken seriously so stop enacting a right they don't have

>>529465460
>"Retards have the right to speak just as anyone else does"
Is this where we went wrong as a society?

>>529464364
Draw me teehee

>>529465612
Yes, retards should be bullied.

>>529466132
>hurdur i should be able to tell people to kill themselves in freedum
there's a difference between sharing your opinion and just being an asshole contrarian.

>>529466132
did somewon get dew feewings huwted? Yeah? Want a kissy to make it bettew?

>>529466314
Honestly I didn't even care to scroll up. Something about the next nintendie slop people will blindly buy and put at max 20 hours?

>>529461506
Silver x badge is easy to get in just one rotation if not just calcs in the Tentatek division

>>529466719
>any game under 300 hours is bad

>>529466774
Yeah I placed into NA top 500 just through the first 5 calculation matches, never touched X rank before that and haven't touched it since. But I got a cool badge lmao. This game is fucking easy in the US

>>529467145
>at 2300 in the jp division, did not even break the 10000 mark
This where the players are

>>529467285
jesus christ, that division is scary

>>529467305
How many groomers and gay posts have you reported this June

>>529467285
Just checked the app, the 500th place in jp div zones is at 3014 X power... my god

>can't hit top 500 in tentatek
what does that make me?

>>529467759
the target audience of Splatoon

>>529467759
Play some more

>>529467759
Well, first off the cutoff is FIVE HUNDRED PLAYERS on the leader board. Don't feel too bad about it anon. Ngmi implemented a dogshit system where certain players just got lucky on the 5 qualifying games while others got the shit end thus affecting their permanent mmr for future seasons.

>>529468131
>he believes the forced losses myth
notifs off

>>529468246
>lose 3 out of the 5 matches
>hidden mmr thinks you're so dog shit any time you fail at climbing just once you end up losing hundreds of points

>>529468642
seems like it's working just fine and you found where you fit in the x power rankings then. there's no hidden code out to get you, you lose hundreds of points because you are losing against people who have much lower x power than you.

>>529468952
Build up points from shitty qualifying start. Game still matches you against "same skill" level players. End up getting entire progress tanked because the game thinks you're better than the players you lost to.

>>529469343
Your ego is blinding you, the ranking system is fine

>>529469498
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

can you guys please either shut the fuck up or start making out

>>529469498
I'm not exactly saying it's broken its just a fatigue attempting to do the climb up.
>you belong where you're at
Why the fuck doesn't the game just lock everyone out of matches since they belong in their ranking?

>>529469762
i think shiver and frye should make out while i watch.

>>529469840
Do your skills just constantly stay the same your whole life? Must be a hard life..

Even the french turd made it, question yourself

Self improvement is a meme, "hard work" has never gotten me anywhere in life. Everything I got was because I got lucky.

>>529467559
I play in the JP Plaza

>bitter tranny crabbing about inkers ranks
Yawn

>>529470724
Post X power

>>529470506
You are now obligated to post one (1) cute jp art you see in your square

nono got silver x
kold got silver x
putz got silver x
you can too

>>529471353
division?

Woomass

>>529471446
Takoroka is easier to climb than Tentatek because of the player density.
In Tentatek you end up with multiple top 10s in the enemy team giving you a hard time when you barely finished calcs meanwhile you get easy matches in Takoroka not harder than your usual series match.

>>529472196
Sure it's easier to get more evenly ranked matches and thus climb (however little it may be), but it's still overall harder to get into top 500 Takoraka because of the huge difference in skillcap compared to Ttek. That's why people always ask what division when people brag about xp

>>529473247
The only badges that are actual showcases of skill in splatoon 3 are tentatek top 10, takoraka top 500, and the gold grizzco badge

>>529473472
>and the gold grizzco badge
Not really, no lifers aren't that good

>>529473795
True, I'd say that's more a showcase of time invested if anything. Getting it early on in splatoon 3's lifetime made it way more impressive but now so much nowadays

>>529475471
My anemone wives

>>529475638
Fellow Harmony enjoyer

>>529417018
they definitely did

>>529473472
>gold grizzco badge
99.9% chance they’re a shitter

>>529477774
faggots like RetroWorm think just because they have a gold grizzco badge that they should be worshipped and carried, hard agree most of them are self absorbed tiny dick havers, but I have met a couple gold badge havers who were pretty cool.

aikotoba wa afuro to weyyo
afuro (afuro) weyyo (weyyo) 3, 2, 1 faiyā!

afuro weyyo afuro weyyo wa afuro
afuro weyyo afuro weyyo wa afuro

>>529482064
lol

To that one anon that helped me with the OBS & capture card thing: I managed to fix it, turns out that I tinkered with it a little too aggressively, reinstalled the capture care do the device manager and updated the driver and that apparently fixed it!

That being said...

>Ywn share a large amount of fries with muffin

Bottom shelf liquor
Cherry flavored pepsi
Yup, it's fishing time

I wish it was real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TtRfeDrE0

>>529482887
When is Mike coming back
I need more /ink/er art NOW

>>529482887
Me too, anon. I still have wishes and hopes that it'll be real someday.

>>529483390
why is everyone calling him an edp in the comments? the more ink hates nono the more good he looks in the end

plap

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I’ve got to get back to playing Animal Crossing™: New Leaf, on my Nintendo™ 3DS.

>>529485224
Cute art but I need to see what Marie is looking at to get her all flustered like that

>>529485351
Too bad the 3ds booru is down.

>>529482737
you're welcome but that's not a muffin, that's just callie.

>>529487338
callie is my muffin though

>>529482737
Holy fucking fatass

>>529487559
So?

>>529482768
a sophisticated squid wrote this.

>>529487338
Now just gotta get the sound back since I turned it into a camera instead of a capture card for Windows to read like a moron lmao. But Callie is a good muffin, it's in her personality and nature.

>>529492558
pride month is over get these dykes off my screen

>>529493020
You're gay, you should want them to make out

>>529493020
noted

guys I think shiver looks really hot in a maid dress

>>529494408
Boobs too big.

>>529494573
>doesn't post one where she's flat

>>529498724
All part of Nintendo's plan to make sure you personally don't achieve the X power you want

Anyone wanna salmon run?

>>529498968
that's the exact goal of engagement-based matchmaking so you're not wrong

>>529501254
>He fell for the forced losses myth

Every win is possible with flexlion and a little win trading :)

You are not entitled to the big number

>>529501502
>t. Tentatek top 10 player