Thread 529324994

Fish Mom edition

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Yo

I missed most of the hiatus, can anyone regale me with the tale of what was so legendarily bad about the berdfag that posted during that time?

I hope we get to see more of undyne in the next chapters. If she becomes an enemy after being turned into some robot or knight-like creature that would be boring
Also post undynes

Guys can you slow down the posting.... I'm five threads behind.

>>529325292
chapter 5: UNDYNE'S EPIC funeral

This new berdfag makes me miss the one that used to be here. He was at least entertaining

IMAGINE the baby making

>>529325252
just a hyper sperg that loves holding grudges

>>529325346
Why didn't Kris and Susie get swimsuit designs?
Is Toby saving them for the Deltarune gacha game?

>>529325252
Stop trying to derail the thread. Use the archive if you want to find shit out yourself, otherwise kill yourself.

>>529325386
>new
sadly he's been posting here for years

STOP, POLICE!!!

Just finished this one, goodnight utg

>>529325495
I want to talk about /utg/ history, it's good to remember your culture

>>529325343
faster threads mean I can make my dumb posts without anyone noticing

>>529324994 (OP)
Two best girls in OP, let's go.

>>529325352
If I give Tenna to Mettaton will he still appear in Castle Town? I never left him in the rain because I didn't know Susie would automatically grab him if I went straight for the closet instead of home.

>>529325569
This variant is so much funnier than the one where she's crying

>>529325252
Whatever that person's sins were, were nothing compared to how frequently the "fuck off berdlyfag" poster (also known as FOB, FOBby, etc) would spam the thread with the exact same folder of Snowgrave pictures every single thread the moment any fanart that included any depiction of Berdly was posted.
That said, IIRC the Berdlyfag was guilty of some really stupid shit, I think maybe he was the one that commissioned scat porn of a character thinking he was PWNing someone by doing that instead of embarrassing himself. But again, it was a long time ago compared to the FOB fag spamming every thread up to release.

It's the soccer man again! Sorry we didn't have any games this weekend, and congrats to /vrg/ for their second (!) tournament victory.

Now that, after all these years of me dicking around with the team, there is finally NEW CONTENT... it's time for a suggestion box... the ULTIMATE suggestion box. Everything I could possibly think of is on the table for a refresh. (That means the form is long as shit but almost entirely optional, so don't be scared.)

If you've watched the games and are interested in the team's future, please fill it out and let us know what's on your mind. It will be open for a long time, and if you think of anything after you fill it out you can always email me about it.

If we could add the link to it into the OP for a while (around where the wiki link is) that'd be appreciated but not totally necessary. (Yes I am recycling this from last thread, deal with it.)

https://forms.gle/kqqbXddqGhwyuB3L7

And if that's TL;DR that's OK too! Here's something I made that we sadly didn't get to hear... maybe next tournament.

https://vocaroo.com/1enO7690VCaE

What are the most likely candidates of being the jealous ones in ch5?
>asgore
>catti
>noelle
Don't think there are more than these that would be jealous

>>529325654
No, he doesn't appear. Maybe we will get something in later chapters but I figure its unlikely.

>>529324994 (OP)
>pic
One of my forever wishes is Susie momdyne, or well, maybe not momdyne but have Undyne be someone who Susie ends up looking up to and becoming close with if she ever stops being such a troublemaker. I rarely see any content of it, based OP pic.
Maybe I should write a fic about it...

>>529325113
I love them. I was gonna post this absolute darling, she's probably my favorite so far.

>>529325541
Their kids would look exactly like them, but their bodies are disproportionally tiny compared to their heads.

>>529325575
>I want to talk about /utg/ history
none of it was good

>>529325527
Sorry, "new" to me, since I've been gone for 4 years

>>529325554
Hawt, great art

I just realized it's 2am

>>529325554
OH WOW
diegetic modding is an entirely new angle I’ve never seen here before, very sexy

>>529324994 (OP)
Remember Big Shots. Keep. Gambling.

Say WHAT KRIS!? we're gonna cast SNOWGRAVE on MYSELF!? And my ICE CUBE will become a BED to KEK me on!? And you’ll get EVERY GIRL in town over, and my SUSIE will PROCEED to KEK them ONE BY ONE!? And I’ll HAVE to WATCH, CLOSE UP and UNBLINKING through the ICE, as HUNDREDS get the PLEASURE I’ve wanted for YEARS!? WELL all I can say is YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOEE, WHERE’S THAT THORNRING!?

>>529325758
has to be Asgore, unless either Kris or Berdly rizz up Susie HARD during the festival or something

>>529325841
That said, did the guy who'd make a new "XYZ days since chapter 2" picture where the dog got a little longer and sometimes had other graphics on it, did he ever compile those into a gif or webm?

>>529325758
There's whatever the fuck's going on with Burgerpants but I dunno if that counts as jealousy
Unless he hooks up with a Darkner he thinks is Pizzarina and Nice Cream Bunny gets jealous of that

i can't believe this is real

>>529325862
either you're kraut or we have 3 German posters in /utg/

>>529325554
[[HOCHI MAMA!!!!!]]

>>529325814
oh she's so cute! she leaned more on his addison side.....adorable

>>529325976
Why didn't he gave ud the date of that document?

>>529325554
arte good, yum
Also, this makes me think of a situation where the soul uses it's save file cheating to try to bribe Kris
>Soul: Kris, if you let me out of this cage, I'll give you all the riches you could ever want
>Soul: And I don't mean Dark Dollars, I mean REAL money, light world money.
>Soul: I have that power, by changing a single line in a text document I can make you a millionaire, many even a billionaire!
>Soul: That 5 dollars I "borrowed", I can pay it back tenfold!
>Soul: All you have to do is let me out of this cage...

>>529325976
I swear an anon made a post about this exact thing a week ago

>>529325554
>There was actually two different ones for you
Please... *cough cough* ...I need to see them...

>>529325976
he won

>>529325976
>only manlets will get to experience the Susie snuggle
At last I truly see

>>529325862
>Error peein'

Yeah I'm done with this thread already.

>>529325734
Also if you're the guy who said the link to the Kris Deltarune WHEEL OF PRONOUNS was broken: it should be fixed now... and here's a screencap if it's not!

https://pickerwheel.com/pw?id=HceZM

>>529325953
lol

>>529325976
I don't get it.

>>529326156
WE won

FAVE FUCKING POOPED ON MY FRONT PORCH

>>529325554
by any chance do these mods... actually exist?

>>529326005
Spaniard, actually

>>529325554
>alright Kris what’s it gonna be, stacked, or stacked and you have a huge dick?

>>529325554
We need more [[HOCHI MAMA]] Noel in the thread

>>529325734
>>529326197
thank you for your service

>none of it was good

SOME of it is good, most of it was bad.

>>529325810
You should, I would enjoy it! I've always wanted more art or fics of that too, momdyne is my forever headcanon <3

it's almost impressive how utg manages to be horny in a way that completely kills my urge to masturbate

Toriel makes me feel funny in numerous ways

>>529326156
I can think of at least one other person who would type something exactly like that shortly before a massive downfall.

>>529325953
>Live Kris and SOUL reaction

>>529326416
It's been less than a month
Talk to me when you're two and a half years into "Development is going well!"

>>529325292
sure
I'll have to finish my old undyne later.

doodle

>>529326349
>Can make any kinds of clothes his friends want
>Doesn't wear pants
Why is he like this?

Undyne...

>it's almost impressive how utg manages to be horny in a way that completely kills my urge to masturbate

we need to shame utg hornyposters and support on-topic theory posts.

>>529326573
>>529325976
i can't believe a cropped notepad screenshot brought krusie back into the fray

>>529326612
pants are not part of the prophecy

>>529325554
SHE NEEDS TO BE "CURVY"ER MAKE HER LARGE

I wish deltarune was a 3d game, imagine the modding potential. I could add anyone as a party member and I could create really cool mods. I would search the internet for dark world designs and make each one of them a deltarune mod
But we're stuck with a linear story with AWFUL CODING and 2d sprites the size of cashews

I kiss Kriss

Manifesting canon Krisriel. Toby Fox isn't a REAL japanese dev if he doesn't include pseudo-incest

>>529326612
if he could control what clothing Susie wore she wouldn't be wearing pants either

>>529326690
>oh no people are thinking Krusie is out of the running
>better instigate more discussion and advertising!
(laughs) you stupid bastards

>>529326573
>tail whaps
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S TOO CUTE

why is the berdly sperg posting au sanses again

>>529326657
feesh

https://x.com/XEXEEZY/status/1939460459582603503/photo/1

I love them.

ATTENTION /utg/ LONGTIMERS
Did the guy who was making these pictures who'd count how many days since ch2 in the post ever make a compilation of all his pictures?

i want to feel the weight of Tenna's stomach on my head,,

>>529325976
don't give me hope

>>529326768
if deltarune was 3d we'd still be waiting for ch1
........ or not, since it was shadow dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-DvoCTarMQ
I'm starting to think this might be my favorite Chapter 3+4 track

>>529326768
There should be a Deltarune mod that takes those custom sprites for each individual piece of equipment from some fan project and edits them into the game to show up when you equip the item

Ramb!

>>529326350
(Tenna liked that)

>>529327016
https://soundcloud.com/mr_kimo/catswing-by-toby-fox-deltarune-ost-bigbandjazz-cover

>>529326768
do it yourself

Posted late last thread but I'll post it again just to get share my thoughts. I think the next dark fountain is going to be in Dess's room.
At the end of chapter 4 you can check the shelter doors again and Susie will say you guys should take a crack at the code again tomorrow.
Either Susie is gonna convince Noelle to let you go to her house again, or Carol forbid her from going and Susie goes to check on her. We get caught by Carol and Susie opens a dark fountain.

I think there is a decent chance that we get a fountain right on the festival grounds as well, though.

The Game might end with a sacrifice.
Who would you sacrifice?
Susie, Ralsei, Kris, Noelle, or (You)?

Why is it ok to fluff up your dog but not your brother?
Kris just wants a little fluff in their life

>>529326832
She still has tail-shame, give it time

>>529326920
Also, looking back at threads from a few months ago made me realize how 1-2 era was like the fucking dark ages of Deltarune art. We got such an explosion of art this time.

>>529326768
Imagine it looked like Atlyss OwO
Of course it would never come out at that rate.

I keep finding great Tenna art and telling myself "This is the best Tenna artist ever" only to find even better fanart not too long after, my folder is getting really full bros.

>>529326612
because December loves grabbing fluffy boy ass

>>529325953
Where did you get that picture from, who on earth drew this?

>>529327127
nice gut

>>529327096
sacrifice is voluntary, anything else is murder.
so (me).

get your own bpd tv NOW!!

>>529327027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spxL3SAqFhY

noelle should go goth for weird route, it just makes sense

>>529327280
black snow?

This website told me this game was shit for years and only just gave it a try recently. By the time I finished all the endings I had either teared up or cried at least 20 times.

>>529327280
it makes more sense for her to go goth in normal route

>>529327115
Nothing wrong with that...

>>529327347
stop listening to the website on your screen and start listening to the website in your heart

>>529325554
and i creamed again, thanks anon

>>529326559
>she thought to bulk up on donuts to help build muscle mass from doing her job
>except Hometown has a crime rate of next to nothing so the weight sits around from either sitting at her desk all day or making up reasons to do police work
>despite her size she's still capable of keeping up a chase and can use her entire body to pin down offenders

>>529327347
That's what you get for listening to /v/

wood theory > woody theory

>>529327389
December moment

>>529327027
WOULD
UNTIL
THE BED
BREAKS

Why does Susie/Ralsei get relatively little fanart?
They have better chemistry than Kralsei and arguably more chemistry than Suselle. Chapter 3 starts with a long sequence of Susie earnestly asking Ralsei to go to the festival with her.

>>529326197
that was me, thank you
>>529326573
very nice, Anon!

>>529327347
Always do the opposite of what /v/ says

>>529327536
anon that's ralsei

>>529327096
Noelle, 2nd choice Noelle, third choice Ralsei, fourth choice Noelle, then Noelle

>>529327447
>The first confirmation that someone jacked it to my art
Huh

>>529327347
POST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER
NOW

>>529326768
The game is already easy to mod and pixel art is easy provided you're not handycapped

>>529327571
because in Ch2 they went on a date but you weren't there so it doesn't count

>>529327525
How the hell did Toriel get up to the 2nd story window?

Current whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86192526-7341-8183

>>529327347
How about you start making your own opinions, Peon.

Rich niggas do what they want, Bitch niggas do what they can.

>>529327175
I'm not even joking, it showed up as one of the first google results for "yabba dabba doo meme"

>>529327571
Easy answer:
They're straight.

>>529327571
I love Ralsus

>>529327640
atonished to hear that information after knowing too well the amount of sex proportions added to Noelle (none, because noelle is incredibly erotic Canonically)

>>529327707
SHE BIG

>>529327621
>wanting to touch the fluffy boy all over isn't December behavior

>>529327571
I dunno about chemistry, I just never got a romantic vibe out of their relationship
Susie wanting to take Ralsei to the Festival feels less like a date and more like taking your depressed little brother out to have fun even if you're not "allowed to"

>>529327841
>only 6 gmails
Small fry

>>529327761
Krillinfags will never recover from this

>>529327805
Dessriel is one of the most popular ships in the fandom and it's straight, has the same strong girl / shy boy dynamic, and we haven't even seen either of Dess or Asriel.

>>529327347
>20 times
Fag, but good on you for actually forming your own opinion instead of letting loudmouth retards form one for you

>>529327675
You don't understand anon
I don't mean replacing sprites, that's easy, I've actually tried modding deltarune before
But custom code
Custom cutscenes
Custom PARTY MEMBERS
absolute hell to do

>>529327418
True

>>529327761
kek

>>529327453
>use her entire body to pin down offenders
this anon knows what's good in life. hell yeah brother

>>529327942
>Dessriel is one of the most popular ships in the fandom
No it isn't lol
I'm sure a lot of people would say they like it but it's not getting anywhere near the fanart of Susie/Noelle or Susie/Kris

>>529327571
everyone wants either ralsei or susie for themselves

>>529327935
Lol

>>529327864
Did he really say that?

>>529327935
x D

>>529325976

Do you think Toby will eventually regret making Suselle the official ship when even he subconsciously knows Krusie is superior

>>529327347
All the endings? I was thinking of just doing Pacifist since I've long since spoiled the game for myself.

>>529328045
My Twitter home page disagrees...
I mean yes Krusie and Suselle and Kriselle are of course the big 3 but Dessriel is major and certainly bigger than Ralsus.

>>529327864
>Kris learning their mom was the town bicycle only because we forced them to visit the hospital
No wonder Kris hates us and was ready to risk Toriel getting kidnapped

>>529327571
I always saw them as too friendly with no sense of romance, if there's an example of it I'd like to see it.

>>529327347
moral of the story: don't listen to 4chan, listen to your heart

>>529327864
>>529328117
>>529328196
She threw a pie you creeps

>>529328203
the Knight would be too busy fucking Toriel to enact their plans

>>529328109
That's an image of an incredibly stacked Chara about to take a massive red rocket.

>>529328203
Kris is just jealous because they're a permavirgin

>>529328327
LMAO

>>529327018
i check gamebanana for this every day.

What if Chapter 3 had been released on its own back when it was finished?
I think it would've felt a little incomplete since you don't go to Castle Town and the Light World is barely featured but the Knight showing up and the resulting cliffhanger would've generated insane amounts of hype.

>>529328109
i'm starting to wonder if you guys like goats for... OTHER reasons...

>>529328234
Maybe I just wanted it to happen but she pulled out several new face sprites at the start of ch3 and I honestly interpreted them as a "fuck me" gaze

>>529328179
Suselle = normal route, predictable
Krusie = unpoisoned, between the lines

>>529326134
>Toby lurks these threads

>>529328179
I think you're a ship obsessed faggot that should be banished to deviantart

>>529325976
>I won.

>>529328413
People would've possibly been furious when chapter 4 opens at breakfast in the Dreemurr household.
The whole door cliffhanger with the dramatic way the code panel is described followed by the door opening would've broken everyone's brains

>>529327571
Because Ralsei isn't a human, that's the honest answer nobody wants to admit

:)

>>529327418
>>529327494
>>529327752
>>529327597
Well I also thought the fandom was really obnoxious for the longest time even before I started coming here but now I understand. I think I was aware of it since like 2014 because of tumblr or something and just never cared for it. These also aren't usually my type of games, I genuinely didn't think I would like it as much as I did let alone actually cry multiple times over vidya.
>>529327663
Idk probably asgore, idk why, he cares a lot about everyone.

>>529327571
Because Ralsei takes cock?

>>529327219
Where??

>>529328524
This is honestly the best argument I've seen for Krusie.

Gerson was so clearly a stand-in for Toby as an author and his own writing philosophy, and I mean that in a good way.

>people are forgetting it's a toby fox game
>no ship will be canonized
>deliberate theorybait to keep people talking about his shitty game and keeping him popular for years to come
>just like undertale

>>529328413
People would have schizo'd the fuck out with theorycrafting if we had to wait an entire year with just chapter 3
I mean, people started schizoing out in under a week but people are still trying to predict the entire rest of the fucking game for some reason and are obsessed with the prophecy shit, but if we didn't have the context of chapter 4 it would be completely insane how stupid the theories would get.

>>529328545
>sometimes my ideas are so good i can barely stand it
God Hussie sucks so bad.

>>529327864
>she got so drunk she blew literally every man she could get her big hands on!
Yeah, that sounds like Whoriel. I believe this man.

>>529328717
What do you mean by that bro Undyne and Alphys is a canon undertale ship

>>529328545
>sometimes my ideas are so good i can barely stand it

>>529327571
Because everyone would rather dickride a headcanon self-insert ship

>>529328801
I'm sorry anon but Alphys was sent to the moon

>>529328717
Alphyne was canonized though

>>529328770
>tfw you get back together with your ex-bf and he's become burdened by arcane knowledge from an eldritch scientist from another dimension
>also he's shorter and smells like piss

>>529326801
Sorry bro, Kris belongs to Dess

>>529328545
I don't know a single fucking thing about Homestuck, Hussie, or any of this bullshit but I know Vriska is at least a LITTLE controversial 6 years later

>>529328628
these games hit the nostalgia in computer people's lives in very rare way, they always make me feel a bit less bitter

>>529328413
>Would've felt incomplete
I suspect that's why 3 and 4 were released together.

>>529328945
>penis still the same size
nothing else matters

>>529328956
do not click

>>529328732
>and, yeah. edging the reader is just part of the shit
Toby Fox, 50% of the way through his dream game, 8 years in development, and spending every bit of screen time NOT adding more red herrings and unanswered questions instead juggling a love triangle scientifically calculated to attract the most autists with no concrete resolution to it even implied and adding extra fuel on Twitter when they fail to meet his activity standards:

>>529329037
Indeed, kinda made me feel like a kid again in a way.

>>529328801
>>529328939
That's because it was part of a gameplay mechanic and also the only way to ensure it was clear that alphys didn't commit suicide otherwise. There was none of this buildup to it. It ended up just happening and that was it. Toby is going to pull a hunter x hunter with the umbrella bit to give people something to foam at the mouth over and scream "oh my god they kissed they kissed!!!!" while nothing ever gets confirmed

>>529325554
>Promising Kris whatever they want
>Actually bait and switch them into having a cockroach arm.

>>529329112
It's some fucked up shit isn't it

>>529328956
Why do furries make everything so disproportional? This image would be hot with just normal sizes.

>>529329219
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

Canonically, Deltarune will end with Ralsei moving in under Kris's bed and Kris and Susie taking his virginity

>>529329264
no it's just badly drawn hypercock gay furry sex

>>529328545
see this is the difference between toby and hussie
hussie thinks it's "winning" if his fanbase degenerates and starts liking shitty characters they didn't like beforehand, while toby sees it as "winning" if he's able to convey his ideas for his characters to his fans without outright showing them - he aims to make GOOD characters that people think about properly and don't just digest
and the difference in effectiveness of those strategies shows - one is forever stuck with webcomics, while the other makes games that get so big the pope has a copy
NEVER be hussie kids

>>529329265
It's the porn addiction, can't coom unless everything is grotesquely large and 5 times its original size

>>529328109
Why the fuck is the link so long

>>529328956
Do click

i feel like i'm fucking crazy for feeling a little disgusted at the big dev man so overtly spawning thousands of people trying to be the first to draw the thing he not so subtly requested of his own characters but i'm afraid if i mention it i'll get dogpiled for being jealous/a crab/a hater/whatever
i think it's the "i won" part that rubs me wrong

>>529328945
The piss-smelling part can be fixed with 2 weeks of vinegar baths, and I don't think Tenna minds that his ex is shorter.
Everything else is unfixable though. Spamton's biggest problem is that he's fundamentally incapable of seeing himself as the problem.
>>529329316
CUTE!

The context clues imply that Kris was a troublemaker and prankster as akid.
Did we change him into a Neet when we possessed him with our soul, or was it Dess molesting him?

>>529329293
trolling kris

>>529329219
no meat touching please

>>529329543
You'll get dogpiled regardless of the stance you take on it, so you might as well say what you believe regardless

>>529329543
I see it as a fun challenge he gives to his fans, no need to be cynical.

>>529328956
>berdly
Ew

Is it better for chapter 1 to be revamped to be in line with chapter 2's game mechanics, or is it better for each chapter to be left untouched to portray Toby Fox's journey as a gamedev and make Deltarune feel as though it's evolving ss you play it?
I thought this after a friend playing for the first time commented on how useful the spare meter is and how jevil in particular felt insurmountable because he didnt know how many turns were left.

>>529329543
I think you're too emotionally invested in what the cunts on twitter are doing
I neither approve nor disapprove because it's none of my business and I don't care

So when things come crumbling down and all secrets are revealed and (You) get a chance to talk to everyone, are you gonna rat Kris out or willingly take the blame to preserve his friendships?

>>529329316
Since we’re sharing
https://youtu.be/o7EqimCLZAE?si=H-c-ZtjpGX9hWo4Q

>>529329539
what a slut

>>529329539
Can someone fix her foot please?

>>529329581
both
Dess molested then possessed him

>>529329454
literally why i like fat women now. soon i will only be able to get off to eldritch flesh mountains

>>529329543
i think the dude making such a beloved game is allowed a lil /r/ing

Today I learned that if I hadn't recruited The Original Starwalker back in Chapter 1, I would have ben spared from putting Elnina and Lanino into a polyamorous relationship with them. Just to completely clear things up:

1. I do hate polyamorous people (it's ok you can say that, most people do)
2. That throuple reminds me of that one episode of fucking Rick and Morty with the merman

I require more Jack

>>529329539
Cute Whoriel

>>529329451
Buddy I'll admit the dog makes some good things but there is nothing even remotely groundbreaking idea-wise about "taller part of an anime couple puts their chin on the smaller one's head." Like as soon as you have a one-head-minimum height difference and the barest minimum of character interaction (which Kris and Susie are way, way past), people ARE going to draw that. And already have, for years.
>starts liking shitty characters they didn't like beforehand,
What if that's already half of Toby's characters, they're inherently shitty and people just like them for being gay/lesbians/tomboys/whatever? I mean, he did add eyelashes to Alphys just because he knew everyone would hate her as a guy. Remember the 'morally bizarre' pasta?

>>529329830
I will neither lie nor betray Kris
They can't hurt me in a way that matters so I have no urge to punish them

>>529329830
I'll rat him out because he made that decision for himself, and he can dig himself out of the grave he made. After I finish saving the world

>>529329830
I'll suffer anything if I can get a private aside with Ralsei to tell him he's a very good boy and to give him a smooch on the snout.

>>529329825
I do think they should revamp the previous chapters. They did it before with adding the ShadowCrystal to Chapter 1. And the TIRED popup when you hit enemies is also nice.

>>529329543
dude is just happy people are interpreting his characters exactly how he wanted them to be, when people interpret my characters how i had hoped it also feels like a little win for me so i get it
that part reads more as a sigh of relief than bragging

>>529329825
Leave it as is.

If there's something like a newgame+ then yeah revamp it all.

>>529329780
Kris have aura

>>529329825
He SHOULD go back and clean up his work for a more smoother experience but that won't happen until the game is fully done and then some months

Helping Asgore mow the lawn and telling him he should take his shirt off to "stay cool," eating boneless chicken wings with Asgore, going to town kissing Asgore and he very very gently nibbles my neck

>>529329825
they'll be untouched until Ch7 is done, then the team will do a go through again

enby belly button

>>529329543
>trying to be the first to draw the thing
The point of the post was that dozens of people have already intuited her characterization over the years and drawn that thing already
Toby used to make more comments like this expressing his personal feelings and satisfaction with his game but he had to stop and regress into weird Japanese dev LARPing because of autists like you overanalyzing every word he puts out there and making bad faith interpretations

>>529329543
>getting butthurt over “I won” like it isn’t common internet lingo
i hired this thing to have sex with you

Please remember to use appropriate character pronouns when discussing characters with definite gender identities.

>>529329725
>ou'll get dogpiled regardless of the stance you take on it,
Man, you called that one.

>>529329830
I wish I had that Queen line about becoming an evil villain to make others happy on hand.

>>529328956
>berdly
Peak

>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9nDRiz6_Io

>>529329831
this one is peak...

>>529329830
I'm throwing that [[little sponge]] straight under the bus

>>529330170
>Kris in a binder
Nonbinary confirmed

>>529330114
I don't think game developers should speak in common internet lingo

>>529330139
I still refer to Kris as "they"
that won't stop me from drawing them as female/male whenever I please though

well /vg/? does your fave matter? it's not irrelevant like *shudder* DECEMBER, is it?

>>529329543
Put me in the screencap

Just realized part of why I like this drawing of Ralsei so much is he isn't wearing glasses.

>>529329959
>there is nothing even remotely groundbreaking idea-wise
You sure won that argument you made up in your head

>>529330278
why

>>529330095
>>529330139
>>529330265
>>529330297
Can you faggots shut the fuck up

>>529330114
I would willingly procreate with the Spamtotem

>>529330387
I don't think they should speak at all, really

Going to sleep, hope to see fave in it

Why did they grab it like that?

>>529330305
Vessel is named Noelle
Creator is named December

>>529330154
Like clockwork

>>529330312
Noh

>>529329543
If I had a super popular videogame I'd also post stuff like "Wow guys look in my original concept this character had a HUGE fat ass but I actually didn't include it in the final release because it was too big haha"

I wonder if we'll have to connect Gaster into the game world like he did with us. Then we get to beat the shit out of him

I think Tenna's the first male character I've seen that actually makes me think "Yeah, he 100% has a big meaty cock", every other male character I've ever thought about for more than 2 seconds I either headcanon to be average or almost/slightly above average

>>529330405
>bro is mad about enbys

>>529330095
Smooth firm Kris tummy or soft fluffy Ralsei tummy, who wins?

>>529329831
kek

>>529330358
>You [...] won [...]
I won.

>>529329830
I'll rat him out. he hurt his own friends, and thus, i'll allow susie to do what she has to do

>>529330054
>tfw the first thing I imagine is asgore hoping onto his lawn mower screaming he got the power of god sipping a monster and going to kill Dess

>>529327453
>>despite her size she's still capable of keeping up a chase and can use her entire body to pin down offenders
I would break every law in hometown

Recommend me some Noelle x Kris/Reader fanfics, I'm not used to sifting through the hundreds of garbage stories over Ao3 yet

>>529330424
they aren't actually deities, man. I get what you're saying though, it can influence their work.

>>529330405
Fuck is you so mad for?

>>529330587
I'll go to war for this tummy.

>>529329543
Ok anon how could you I cant believe you said the thing
*doesnt know whats going on*

>>529330668
Sick of seeing woke shit in /utg/ is all just talk about the game without it

>>529330716
>>529330731
>>>/v/

>>529330549
the personality also plays into it because i feel he'd be very selfconscious and embarrassed by it

>>529330446
The fact that he just puts it in his pocket is really funny to me for some reason

>>529330804
>implying a thread about a single game wouldn't get deleted/sent to /vg/ anyways
Wokefags do it on purpose

>>529330549
Therapy, please. Go to therapy. You are mentally ill.

>>529330731
To be fair, it is annoying to see pronouns, it's obvious rage bait for people in here, even if I don't care.

>>529329959
>there is nothing even remotely groundbreaking idea-wise
but that's exactly the point! toby knew it wasn't groundbreaking, or even all that necessary, which is why he didn't force it in
he had faith the fans would intuit exactly what he was putting down, and so left those ideas on the drawing board knowing he wouldn't HAVE to show them for the fans to understand the characters
meanwhile, hussie just kinda expected people to "come around" on vriska, he didn't adapt or change anything he just added a character he knew no one would like and kept jamming her down his fans' throats until they either left or forced themselves into liking her
>Alphys
once again, exactly! toby didn't put in a character he knew everyone would've hated entirely, he shifted her around so her concept WOULD be likable in some form
and even then, in deltarune you can very visibly see an effort in changing her character - toby didn't leave her as is, he shifted her even more so she could be seen even better
so... yeah, don't be hussie

Is it fluffy boy hours yet

>>529330731
Gay website
Gay general
Gay game

>>529330587
fluffy ralsei tum > smooth kris tum
kris tummy (w/ baggy clothes power up) > ralsei tummy (w/ robe)

>>529330637
No. You dig through the ditches and you burn through the witches before you get to slam in the back of my dragula

>>529330804
>the bit with this guy showing up as a werewire later with another guy in the room who says they always supported the queen so they're safe
>if you walk back into the room the OTHER guy is mysteriously gone now too
Probably the best bit in the entire game, we need more of this and less Rouxls Kaard shit

>>529330731
I'm literally a nazi idgaf as long as it makes my dick hard

>>529330968
>it is annoying to see pronouns
How did you read this game?
Or read anything?

what the fuck is a pippi and why do people keep thinking its a baby

>>529329543
Are you stupid? Toby is a smart man who got what he want. Nothing wrong about that

>>529330979
December hours is fluffy boy hours

>>529330804
>>>/xitter/
Go back troon

>>529330549
>>529330840
I strongly believe Tenna has a tiny pecker, nothing about him gives off big penis energy. Well, at least small proportional to the rest of him

>>529331010
>dur dur suselle = gay game
Shut up faggot

>>529330721
you can smell Noelle ovulating in the presence of those two

>>529330840
>Tenna embarrassed by his big size
Adorable, stealing this headcanon if you don't mind

>>529330840
>>529330549
You two are forgetting the part he can shrink down so his dick can fit

i fucking HATE gayshit but i'll stick around because FURRY characters make my brain feel GOOD

>>529331071
it's an egg and tenna and spamton had one. or at least, tenna has the custody of one

>>529331172
OOC, Susie wouldn't know what homeopathic means.
She'd just say "He's afraid of homes?"

>>529331257
furry and gayshit are both gayshit

>>529331069
I meant in this thread, like I said I don't care, but you can't act like someone saying "H-Hey guys, Kris has non-binary pronouns, please don't misgender them! tee hee!" isn't baiting replies.

Susie x Everyone

how are the porn threads more civilized than this place

>play a woke game from a woke dev
>"what the fuck there's woke shit in here!"

Huh, guys, I just realized... Have >we just lost the ability to save at the end of chapter 4? The last time you can is just before you meet the Knight in the last chamber before the titan is invoked. Then the titan has the save spot on its face and there is no save point afterwards.

>>529331353
wrong, there a ton of threadshitters

>Toby also posted this on the Twitters today
>"he goes to another school!" with a guilty lying blushy face
that son of a bitch is pulling out ALL the stops on the susie shipping today, what the hell? is it a holiday or something?

>>529331274
then ralsei should be like "no susie, that's domatophobia..."
cos he's a nerd

>>529330721
I used to be into Kris/Noelle/Susie but Chapter 4 made Kris/Noelle and Kris/Susie way stronger while exposing a lot of weakness in Noelle/Susie
Chapter 5 is really gonna make or break the whole dynamic, and unless that one person is right about Noelle replacing Ralsei for the Chapter I feel like Susie and Noelle are just gonna keep drifting apart one way or another

i want undertale but like stardew valley where you just maintain farms on the surface with all the friends you've made

>>529331406
I imagine it's just so people can have a save from before the fight sequence so if they want to farm shit or do the Mike fight, they can.

*sigh*
SOMEHOW fave is ovulating AGAIN

>>529330139
>implying Toby Fox is pro-troon

mike pippins cute

>>529331406
no because the completion data is functionally identical to a save for new chapters

>>529331353
Everyone got their "frustrations" out before posting

>>529331562
get yo big ass nose off the battlebox

>The garbage dump of human refuse turned Alphys into a complete coomer degenerate whore
H-hot...

>>529331257
This is how you get goat boy toxoplasmosis

>>529329896
>soon i will only be able to get off to eldritch flesh mountains
sorry to hear that, buddy
it doesn't get less embarrassing but you can still stop yourself before you reach that point

>>529331071
why ask when you can have your very own for $19.97?

>>529331089
Dess is a beautiful transwoman, don't be transphobic.

>>529331453
>bottled water
>he goes to another school
>chapter 4's noelle home scene lived rent free in Toby's head ever since that image
I wonder if the scene with the roaring knight going up the stairs while Susie is following is what he saw in his dream

>>529330587
>>529331017
i love both tummies equally, but what about Susie tummy?

>>529331752
December isn't a fluffy boy
December loves fluffy boys

>>529331723
you have no clue, i'm literally at the event horizon and that kind of stuff exists in real life already. there is no hope for me

>>529331071
Pipis are "eggs" that spamton can lay. He can lay a lot of them so I think if they don't go through a very specific process they're basically just food. If do get fertilized they can form life and crack. Like and egg.
Since tenna and his crew eats them I suppose they don't really see it as an egg at all but more like something that COULD be an egg and COULD hatch but since it lacks that 'process' i talked about it's just some random weird shit they eat

>>529326559
Toby would have been so based if we got Undonut

>>529326262
they exist, they don't look this good because of limited pixels to work with

>>529331564
>mettaton, mad mew mew, and the lion in a dress npc aren't meant to be trans
if this were another website, i would assume this to be bait

>>529331752
bait used to be believable

>>529331752
That would make sense given that she molseted Kris when he was a preteen

So bored that I farmed an entire storage page full of ReviveMints. Knowing Toby, it will be for naught and next chapter there will be a shop full of them for cheap but whatever

>>529331453
>is it a holiday
I'm not clever enough to make a Noelle joke here.

>>529330975
>in deltarune you can very visibly see an effort in changing her character - toby didn't leave her as is, he shifted her even more so she could be seen even better
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"didn't do some mengele shit in the basement" is a really, really low bar to not have to cross to be better

>>529331324
honestly it wouldn't surprise if like 80% of the obvious baitposting with shit like that or "haha bro how can you like toby fox (or toby WOKE as i call him) if you don't like WOKE things???" is just like 2-3 guys trying to shit up the thread

>pronoun threadshitters
>unironic polyfags
>trans baiters
Gaster-sama please save us...

>>529329825
Chapter 2's mechanics are good and chapter 1's mechanics are dogshit so the answer is obviously to make a game that has better mechanics
The real insult is that since each chapter is an actual different game, different items can be nerfed or improved from one chapter to the next, ie Pink Ribbon. That is the true problem here.

>>529331237
I was talking about size in proportion to the rest of him, he may shrink down but his dick is still big in proportion to his body if it's really thick and reaches his belly button, if he shrinks down to match a human's size it will STILL be big anyway
>>529331106
Oh interesting, wasn't expecting someone to think the complete opposite
I wouldn't say anything about him gives me big dick energy in the traditional sense, but him having one just fits perfectly for him in my head, mind you I'm also not really into huge dongers so don't go thinking it's something I believe just because I'm horny lol

It's funny this pre 3+4 image is the opposite of what actually happens in game

>>529331873
Where are any of these characters shown to be troons you retard? The closest is Mew Mew who's a ghost who steals inanimate objects

>>529325482
that's full game content. pay up son

>>529325976
Dess did it first

>>529331538
I WILL impregnate that goteboy

>>529332094
Wrong, that goteboy will impregnate YOU.

I played Undertale for the first time, I completed the game with the neutral ending.
Is Deltarune better? I've heard Undertale hyped up for years as being something really special but all I've gotten was a few hours of really bad jokes and lampshading

>>529325292
>in uniform
pure sex

>>529329830
I'll take the blame, even if Kris summoned us they didn't really ask for any of this shit and I didn't ask to be thrown into Kris. Clearly we cooperate when necessary (why else do you think Kris looks at us whenever control is returned to the player?) so this relationship isn't entirely vitriolic

we know that the most divorced character in the game is asgore, but who's the most raped character?
you'd think noelle but there has to be someone more raped than her

>>529331521
When you reload this save, the game shows a portal to Castle Town from the bottom of the tower. Saving either just before sealing the fountain wouldn't prevent you from backtracking in the sanctuary. And the Mike fight would still be accessible from the school closet entrance.

>>529331584
The completion data from chapter 4 is likely transferable to chapter 5, but I'm still not sure there will be save points again before a while.

>>529332057
this is clearly a lion with a male mane

why and how do you guys play this game if every time you see a pronoun in the dialogue box you have to go on a rant about the Evil Woke Pronouns in your transgender furry game

yes asriel
you're a sexy bad bitch
you can take off the eyeliner now

>>529331916
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>>529332214
Strawman

>>529326957
A low res 3D game like Mother 64 would be faster to make than a sprite based game. 3D is best when it comes to RPGs compared to 2D where most sprites are only seen once.

>>529332214
press the "C" key during dialog

>>529330016
>that part reads more as a sigh of relief than bragging
I have never heard someone say "I won" as relief rather than bragging but maybe my brain is rotted from shitposts about xGODS winning and KNEELING

>>529331486
>lil anthro boyfriend jealously SNFF SNFF SNFF SNFfing you to see if you've been with anyone else
Please, I can only get so erect.

>>529325569
Pure Kino desu

>>529332214
I'm not affected like the actual "pronouns are evil" people, but I patched my game to make kris a he because eventually I will take a screenshot of it and then I can say "huh, you didn't even notice Kris isn't called 'they' here. Guess it's not that big of a deal after all"

>Flame Reaver is going to be our ally in the new Cycle
Shaoji is cooking...

Asriel's going to be a depressive bitch like his daddy cause of Dess in chapter 5 isnt he?

>>529331935
she's also not going on about muh animes every five seconds, which is a massive improvement by itself

>>529330395
I cannot believe how SEX that Queen is.
>armpitta
>sideboob
>tummy
>smile

>>529331487
God, same. I was really looking forward to a game called Village Monsters, but the developer released it in an unfinished state and gave up.

A reminder that Darkners are inanimate objects given life. It means that they don't have genitals.
So ease up on macking on them.

>>529332443
>cut to asriels crooked ass teeth

>>529331994
Just post on /v/. This shithole is filled with faggots and trannies from Twitter.

>>529330546
>Gaster put us into the game just so we could duke it out for funsies
I fuck with it

This is a fucked up question but what would happen if Toby Fox died before finishing Deltarune

>>529332507
This. Focus on Desster the Molester and her cute little human boyfriend

It feels like the new release far more than doubled the amount of Deltarune art that had existed for chapters 1+2 even though they'd been out for years. What's that abou? I mean, I'm not complaining of course.

>>529325953
>>529327761
>first google results for "yabba dabba doo meme"
My sides are reaching critical mass, holy

>>529331071
>>529331263
Pipis are eggs, Tenna apparently has a bunch(unfertilized) that he's been grinding up and sneaking into the TV Dinners or serving as "blue caviar". He secretly keeps a (fertilized)Pipis in his wardrobe that he's deathly afraid of anyone finding out, because they'll call him a freak. If you take that Pipis, it'll make a chirping sound after like 10 minutes.
The implication here is that Tenna kept one of the Pipis and jizzed on it making it the only alive one that will eventually hatch(you can still make Kris eat it, you monster).

>>529332543
and get banned by the jannies when the thread is nuked? no fucking thank you

I've been trying to workshop a comic in my head but I fear it's not going anywhere. The fuck squad is gathered around watching programs on Tenna and Krusty the Clown announces to them that the Falkland Islands have just been invaded

>>529332543
Yeah no Twitter screencaps or pronoun talk on /v/ lmao

>>529332507
they still have mouths... some of them do at least

>>529330804
>an evil ruler
But what if it wasn't a person, what if it was literally

>>529332443
he's gonna be one of these, i expect
>weirdly upbeat just like pops (because he too is working on a massive corkboard schizo thing but his is to bring her back)
>somewhat normal because he actually DID move on and it's mostly just kris and the holidays who can't get over her disappearance in particular (and the shippers cry out in silence)
>super fucking depressed jesus christ try to smile at least once man damn

>>529331376
I'm almost tempted to actually type that website address in.

>>529332195
I really REALLY like this meme, mind if I save it?

>>529330804
Putting a fedora wearing centrist retard in his game really shows that Toby is stuck living in the early 2010s.

>>529331029
>less Rouxls Kaard shit
you should killeth yourself post-hasteth

>>529332586
If Toby suddenly died it'd probably be left abandoned, I doubt the team would dare touch it.
If Toby got a terminal illness he'd probably write all his schizo rambles about the plot down, compose 20 songs, make a couple sexo darkners and die hoping the team would finish it.

>>529330804
How does this affect you?

>>529331029
any scene with rouxls teleporting in is automatically gold

I'm out here making on topic posts but you guys willingly respond to the bait instead of deltarune posts.
The thread is only shitted up when you want it to be, and right now, you want it to be. Don't engage with bait or bad posts.

i want noelle to snowgrave /utg/

>>529331071
I think was confirmed in something that’s it’s a hacked/corrupted egg from one of Noelle’s video games

>>529332443
Azzy wasnt that close to Dess.

>>529333001
>Planet Undertalers go to Planet Deltarune and the two Asriels get to make out

>>529331847
>that kind of stuff exists in real life already.
i know
save yourself

>>529332149
I think these games just aren't for you

>>529332443
He’s already like that in Undertale. Both of them have major attachment issues.

>>529332586
Nothing would happen because nothing ever happens. Some hyper-autist fans would "finish" the game (make kris talk in game with that horrible fake talking sprite to confirm they are actually non-binary to the soul, force suselle to be canon and probably add an animated gay sex scene between them too) and it would somehow permanently stain toby fox's legacy as people begin to treat it as the canon ending for some reason

>>529333107
She sucked that retainer right out of his goat mouth

>>529332184
I mean, I always felt like people were conflating crossdressing with trans stuff.

Damn, even when Toby is writing for the "modern audience" he has the talent to not make things explicit allegories but broadly applicable stories. My hats off to this big faggot.

>>529332593
And then she disappeared and her cute little human boyfriend got possessed by a ghost that knows how to play the guitar and wants to fuck a clone of his brother for some reason

>>529331347
This is why she's so antisocial. Every time she thinks she's making friends, everyone just wants to have sex with her.

>>529332336
considering his other post expressing his relief that people liked tenna so much, i think this is the same sentiment.
just a happy feeling of successfully making characters that people can understand so well that they draw them doing stuff YOU YOURSELF would have drawn anyway

>>529333191
>force suselle to be canon
Bro it's already canon

>>529333107
She had his shirts and his retainer brother, what?

>>529332146
An acceptabe compromise.

>>529332456
Only because she's not on-screen, she's fuckin watching anime on her phone the first time you meet her in the classroom and has yaoi as her school desktop background.

>>529329543
I dont get it what does this mean?

>>529332149
I would say Deltarune on a casual playthrough is definitely more enjoyable. Undertale relies on the meta narrative and you have to go pretty out of your way to get to the good/difficult gameplay.

I can't do it, they're making Spamton x Tenna ectodick porn. All roads lead to Undertail
https://files.catbox.moe/wqvoz3.jpg
sauce: https://x.com/spicienoodle/status/1939330982244704574

>>529333107
THAT BITCH MIGHT AS WELL BE KEEPING HIS COCK IN A JAR LIKE THAT MUSEUM THAT HAS RASPUTINS 8 INCH DICK

>>529332214
No one is going on rants, just pointing out that pronouns are gay and retarded.

>>529333102
I fucking love these shitpost collages so much

>>529333243
It's no wonder Kris is so against the soul

>>529333294
in all routes. They'd make snowgrave kris evil for trying to split them up and the final fight would become kris vs noelle and susie after susie "wakes her up" from the control or some dumb shit like that

>>529332361
Fluffy boy is gonna have to try harder to keep up

>>529332625
Why the fuck does Susie have a rabbit snout

>>529333404
call me when they're doing tentabulges

>>529333191
Now you're just looking for reasons to be mad

>>529333506
That's also guaranteed to be the ending already

>>529333404
it's worse
that's a homestuck troll tenta-dick

So what's up with the MysticBand? If you opened that treasure chest when you first entered the room with the Monks surrounding their statue ancestor there would be nothing in there, if you opened the treasure chest in the Susie version of the dark world you'd get...well I don't know what you'd get but if you opened it the third time around when none of the darkners are statues you'd get a MysticBand.

>>529333329
god she's so based i fucking love yaoi

>>529333519
canon alphys is literally "i don't exist and everyone hates me i deserve to not exist ever" meanwhile fandom alphys

>>529332849
the biggest hater of fedora-wearing centrist retards is the small-hats who lead all the other retards on both sides

>>529333661
>well I don't know what you'd get
PowerBand, right?

>>529332784
narratively, the second is fairly apt for a story that is a tragic mystery, a coming of age story and about our relationship to escapism
he'd provide a stark contrast to the characters who never moved on from it, like kris and asgore
though if you REALLY want the shippers to cry out, asriel has to show up with a girlfriend/boyfriend

>>529333404
I heart tentacle dih on non human men, what’s the problem?

Realistically, how do you convince Ralsei that he is worth your love and affection despite being a Darkner?

Is he cute? I think he's a little cute not gonna lie

>>529329959
>Remember the 'morally bizarre' pasta?
Are you implying that pasta isn't extremely retarded?

>>529333428
do we need to do that every single thread.

>>529331486
>sniffing and congratulating your friends post-rut is normal in monster/darkner culture

>>529332670
>nonzero chance of the pipis hatching and tenna being a single dad living in castle town with a kid that looks suspiciously too much like spamton
this can't be real

>>529333294
Nah.

>>529333802
Does Toby look better with the beard or no beard, /utg/?

>>529333629
I dare you to tell me that isn't exactly what would happen. Genuinely, the flaggots would overrun it the same as they do mods that even remotely challenges their headcanons. the mental illness is palpable

>>529333801
give him good dick
stretch his holes

>>529333149
i'm mostly kidding. i was into that stuff years ago but i don't really know what happened, i just got kind of grossed out by it all one day and now i don't really watch porn at all anymore. i didn't go nofap but just sorta stopped watching disgusting porn and now looking at it makes me feel like i'm covered in feces or something.

>>529332586
temmie, you're gonna carry that weight

>>529333807
it's both extremely retarded and incredibly smart and insightful in a retarded manner
the overall result is leaning towards retarded, but with a good grasp of "making characters silly the way the fans would anyway will make them latch on harder"

>>529333802
Looks like Frodo

>>529333801
He sleeps with Susie between Ch4 and Ch5

>>529333107
>>529332443
>A lost and lost and lost girl.
>A crying and crying and crying boy.

Kino.

>>529333642
What’s a troll dick?

>>529334062
Green and about seven inches.

>>529333404
WRONG anatomy. everyone knows spamton's dick is thick, long and has a wide slit because he needs to lay those pipis somehow

I'm too hot and sweaty but I'm going to bed, hope I dream about her

>didn't get all the shadow crystals
>didn't get all the eggs
>didn't eat all the moss
>didn't get all the recruits including Starwalker and the mini-car
>didn't eat Alphys's chocolate
>didn't drink Alphys's juice
FUCK YOU I'M KILLING EVERYONE

HELP
MY GOAT IS DEVELOPING LUNG CANCER

>>529334261
darkners don't have lungs

>>529334057
How the tables turn.

>>529334175
You will get this

>>529334261
ITS AN ORAL FIXATION
WE CAN ONLY SOLVE THIS BY STICKING SOMETHING ELSE IN HIS MOUTH
BUT WHAT?????

>>529334175
She's ready for the streets.

>>529334348
Susie tongue

>>529334150
the real question is
does he have a hyaenid pseudopenis or an insectoid ovipositor

>>529334035
>ask around your classmates for where susie was
>nobody answers
>find her at the last minute for the festival
>last scene in castle town at chapter 5
>susie's bed is undone

>>529331024
I know this reference

>>529333924
Well, obviously, but how do you get him to take his pants off willingly as part of initiating a loving and consensual sexual relationship, rather than him feeling like you're using him and doing it out of obligation because the purpose of his existence is to satisfy your needs and be useful to you?

>>529334348
candy?

I LOVE TV!

* Amidst the chaos of the thread, it's hard to find any reason to continue fighting. Despite this, you persist. Your own power shines within you.

kris...

>>529334417
i think the first one fits better also because tenna would enjoy tonguing it

>>529334498
I LOVE TENNA!!

What would sex with him be like?

What is the correct way to draw spamton’s cock? Personally, I like the depiction of a curly, black ovipositor tentacle thingy. Or am I retard who is just following the herd because that is the most common depiction of his penis? Is there a more enlightened option besides that and featureless crotch?

>>529334674
nonexistent

>>529332593
Holy fuck little Noelle sexooooooooo

>>529334674
goop

>>529334674
Forgettable

>dess getting pushed down the stairs by something or someone
This is more fucking funny than it needs to be, holy shit.

>>529334721
do NOT

>>529334459
you promise to impregnate him, of course
no goat can resist getting pregnant

>>529334686
peenless cloaca that sneezes jizz

>>529334674
Black out, have a wild night in your head, wake up with no memories feeling hungover

>>529334686
the correct way is to go to church and silently ask god to forgive you

>>529334686
It looks exactly like his nose

>>529334520
Jevilbros, we're gonna eat good next chapter

>>529334686
Since he's a midget then you should give him an average dick that looks big on him

>>529334686
>Personally, I like the depiction of a curly, black ovipositor tentacle thingy
Tenna...

>>529334686
i'd imagine more like a parasitic wasp's
injects paralyzing venom and eggs that eat the host alive

>>529334498
I LOVE TV!!!!!!!

>>529334686
everyone asks about the dick but no one ever questions the balls. which is where he keeps the pipis

ENOUGH talking about Spamton's dick CHRIST!

>>529333661
You'd just get a Mystic Band. Same location, Same Item.

Does Spamton feel anything in the NEO body?

>try to fuck a shadowman
>he just makes saxophone noises the entire time
>try to fuck ERAM
>he just constantly makes that shrill laugh, not even in an arousing way it's just the exact same tone every time he does it
>try to fuck a pippin
>he just constantly insults you for no reason

DESS WHAT THE FUCK? HE CAN'T EVEN WALK YET

>>529334642
tenna doesn't have a tongue
he sticks his nose in there

>>529335076
he feels big

>>529335076
yes he feels me swallowing his entire cock whole

If Ralsei can oneshot pseudo-gerson could he have just killed Queen in chapter 2 when he's the only one not captured

>>529332586
I hope they just post the full script .txt file he wrote after chapter one on bsky and twitter unedited.

>>529335124
>try to fuck a zapper
>he just keeps calling you "boss" in the same accent

>>529335037
>it's 2021
>anons are posting about Spamton's dick
>it's 2025
>anons are posting about Spamton's dick

>>529335124
>try to fuck any ch1 enemy
>too plastic rigid, or too many sharp edges
>try to fuck most ch2 enemies
>cock electrified
>try to fuck any ch3 enemy
>mom is now dissapointed (you're dissapointed in her too)
>try to fuck any ch4 enemy
>well you weren't going to heaven anyways but WHO TOOK A PISS ON THE HOLY WATER

I hope we get to see some Omega Flowey-tier mixed media fuckery in Deltarune's endgame

>>529334917
* The chance that you are vindicated is minimal. All the same, you draw power from this false hope.

>>529335219
Yes
and when he's having his psychotic breakdown he offers to do all the fighting for them while Kris and Susie get to just goof off

>>529334342
Wario lookin motherfucker

>>529335219
he betrayal killed him

>>529334686
Realistically I think he'd have nothing at all down there but giving him a normal dick just feels wrong, the weird tentacle thingy is hotter anyway.

>>529335219
He doesn't WANT most people to die.

>>529335306
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANON, WE NEED TO FUCK GERSON

what if noelle still tought the dark world was a lucid dream so the second time she's in one she starts groping kris and susie constantly trying to pull their clothes off and touching them in many inapropiate ways

>>529334821
Everything would be amazing if Noelle was just a little younger but every thing else stayed the same. Cute cute cute.

>>529333801
What the heck is wrong with this goat
It cant be that mind bending, he either dies, he really is Kris knife and will be the weapon to Kill Susie, or we learn his real identity and all of a sudden we cant unsee the reality so he loses his asriel look

Susie, wanting to feel what's it's like to live as a man for a short time, takes two grapes and puts them in a plastic baggy and sticks that in the groin area of her pants to simulate testicles.
She ends up accidentally squishing them during her day at school though and reminds herself to ask Ralsei how he can live with balls later.

>>529335395
I thought those were only in Undertale? I dont remember those being a mechanic in the deltarune fights

>>529335419
He's old!

>>529335037
you're right
let's talk about pippins dick instead

>>529335635
YES YES YES YES YES YES

Jevils gonna hop out of your pocket just to ride the merry-go-round.

>>529334686
funny, I hate the tentadick, especially the black one (I am a texturefag and I feel like a smooth tentacle is boring). I like giving him a robodick but I'm a sneofucker so idk about his regular puppet self

>>529335567
I mean, by technicallity King did it to the fun gang

The forgotten man

I think Pippins are my favourite non boss enemy.

>>529335619
>meanwhile, his fucking BEST FRIEND:

>>529335604
don't forget that turtle dick grows stupidly big and flares up like a mushroom
>I'm hard!

>>529335219
Probably because he knew in the prophecy how it would go. I wouldn't read too much into it anon, trust your friend Ralsei.

None of the darkners have genitals or shit.
>BUT HOW DO THEY REPRODUCE?E?!?!?
Objects don't reproduce.
>BUT PIPIS
Spam mail.