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I was promised seia thread
I hate Monday so fucking much.
Medical knights?
More like medical daughters
I like it more when events have a welfare student or alt...
>Wake up
>See unjannied student anus that's been left up for hours
Nice. This is how all days should start.
>>529350073Do Sensei have other fetish than smell?
>>529350276I curse you with 0 purples tomorrow
[STEAM Launch Countdown D+5]
Only 5 days since the STEAM client release...
As we count down day by day, weโve prepared nothing by sadness for you today...
Miss it and claim nothing...
Which students would be shotacons?
Miyu
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>>529350882How could I she's right over-
Endure for one more week, /bag/gots.
What students do you headcanon as being more clingy and possessive than they really are? Ichika really gives me jealous gf vibes.
>>529351238Tomoe
Shun
Miyako
Nonomi
Rio
To the glue factory you go.
>>529351367every woman is possesive tho
Hmm
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Hmm
It may not seem like it but this is a Hausmi general.
Eat right, exercise, and sleep well.
has there been any case of nerfed student before?
>>529353389Students aren't really nerfed, but they do come out with students at a later point that retroactively make a student no longer relevant in content they maybe shouldn't have been.
For example, Mika was so strong on release that she was literally straight up invading Blue content. She was the best DPS for Goz a few weeks after her release. A couple weeks later they released NyKayoko which significantly buffed Blue strikers, so Mika became less relevant in Blue content. That sort of thing.
And then you have retarded characters like sHanako that are still uncontested in their niche to this day and regularly invade other color content with no contest.
>>529353389sHanako still exists in all her glory, so no
>>529353389I can't think of any.
Sena got a very rare buff to her base kit a while back but generally any balancing is done via content catering to niches, UE or new unit synergy (or lack thereof).
>>529353193Eat junk food, sit all day, stay up late. Got it
>>529354539Average wageslave life
>>529354605what is a zigger
0_003
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>>529354668Russian national
>wake up to this
Everything is going to be alright, bros.
Kei will have an adult body
>>529354978That comic where she turns into a plushie is real...
>>529354605No more brotherwars
>>529355158Saya stole my foreskins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J2xoggPiCQ
>>529353193doesn't matter what I do, my guts are fucked up beyond repair
>>529355158I stole a lot of pencils when I was doing my internship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTyw7wEahVs
>>529355158Shiroko stole my virginity.
Both virginity
>>529355457>Original Model by Nexon/YostarAre these models public?
been a NEET for so long a year now and my family hates it so much they really want to kill me
>>529355512You got not guts.
>>529355664Did she peg you with a bike handle?
>>529355887Kill them first
>>529356005I don't think you should give him that advice
>>529356005I am slowly doing it by sucking out their life energy and having toxic farts
I make them stressed and the male reaction is drinking more alcohol and smoking more cigarettes
female family member reaction is to eat more sugar
I feel like God doesn't want me to die tho
>>529356210bad diet
stop drinking, /bag/
>>529355990Yes It was awful
>>529351601Don't look up Yoshimi's
>>529356210Huffed Fubuki's farts.
>>529357124Kivotos women don't fart
>>529357216anon's release from the chastity cage
>>529357165No it's next week.
2x EXP for 3 weekends, starting from next week.
>Remedial Knight OP
Went back from the doctors for results. They said I have an enlarged prostate
>>529357514just in time for our cute newfriends from steam to catch up nicely! oh wait
>>529353389Not directly. Base Airi was so ASS, even the devs forgot about her, but she interacted in weird ways with two bosses.
First, had a attack speed debuff in her normal, attack speed actually affects all animations and essentially she slowed down Binah enough to let you easily skip his missiles. The devs, made Torment Binah (or Insane) inmune to attack speed debuffs.
Second, Shiro Kuro Insane+ deals bonus damage to slowed down targets, ANY target. You could slow down Kuro with her EX, make her hit herself with a cart, and nuke her. The next time SRKR came around, they kept the interaction but nerfed the bonus damage Kuro dealt to herself.
I don't have any Airi pictures
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>>529353389Airi was technically nerfed twice because she keep breaking the game.
>Unintentionally allows you to deal damage to Kuro when he gets hit by the car. Become an actual mechanic but the damage is reduced.>ATK spd down works on Binah, making him not do missiles at all. They make him immune to atk speed down.
>>529357564Remember to thank Aoi
>>529357564what are the symptoms? I swear I have enlarged prostate too but I'm too shy to go to doctors
>>529357665I just remembered this one and saved it. Did you know that there is more than one picture of airi_(blue_archive) giantess? What are the odds?
For how much people hate red Winter, people really do want dog girl and red haired girl to come out already. And no one hates shiggy and nodoka.
I'd say it's mostly just cherino's group people don't want to see more of
>>529357876They just gave me the result of my ultrasound and found it. Looking at it now here https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000381.htm
>The likelihood of developing an enlarged prostate increases with age.>BPH is so common that it has been said all men will have an enlarged prostate if they live long enough.
>>529357972what's the appeal of giant shit
>>529358271white thighs are sexy and rare
Given her EX, not that low.
>>529357631I hate when this happens
>nooo you weren't supposed to clear that way!!!mmo bosses are also the same. You are forced into a strict dance and you are allowed to only make the moves decided beforehand by the fight designers
What the fuck does an enlarged prostate imply?
>>529358565gonning is in fact not healthy
>>529358565My father suffers from that and for one he struggles to urinate. Like, he has to force it to let it out
>>529358271If you like hags you should give the Giant Ojou-sama manga a look.
>>529358565You're getting old....
>>529358565>too much sugar>too much masturbation>too much dairy products
>Don't goon = develop prostate cancer
>Goon = develop BPH
What the fuck are men supposed to do?
The package that was supposed to arrive on the 2nd of July will arrive on the 7th. UPS you little shit you lied to me
>>529359338Goon in moderation
Quitting sugar as an American is borderline impossible. A few years ago Subway lost a lawsuit that they can't legally call their bread as bread since it has too much sugar in it. They add sugar to literally everything, even stuff that you don't think has sugar.
>>529353389When they added unique weapons, they gave Iori accuracy on her UE40, which was mostly useless in pve so it's kind of a nerf since it let others close the gap.
>>529359415>buying fast food in the first placeWell no wonder, fatty
>>529359164>>529359338Sorry, anons. Gooning doesn't affect prostate enlargement. You're just getting old. It's just the inevitable, more exercise and lifestyle changes, can help it but there is no cure
>>529359415Appparently the EU classifies Subway as a cake with how much sugar it has lmao
>>529359415You can always cook for yourself
What would /bag/ do with inheritance money and house from your parents?
>>529358271Have you ever heard the term bigger is better?
>>529359810that just looks retarded
>>529359757house of sodom and gomorrah
ultimate debauchery like Fyodor Pavlovich Karamazov
>>529359505Failure to keep up with the pve power creep isn't nerfing something.
>>529359569>>529359737No I don't mean fast food
Even the bread you buy for yourself is loaded with sugar in America, check the label
Stuff that you wouldn't even think about is loaded with sugar
From the creators of Hina Cat I present to you...
Hina Cow!
>>529358079I don't like Red Winter as a package, but the individual concepts and students don't bother me. The game treats it as a joke school so I'm inclined to dismiss it as such. At least Gehenna has a ton of high quality girls to compensate for their slapstick theming.
>>529360050>>529359810some weird shit started being posted
Is it fetish posting hours again? What's your's, /bag/?
>>529359757I'd make my house a crime scene
>>529360320vanilla and cute leg wear
>>529360320Sometimes I like to fantasize about sucking anons off while cosplaying as a student
>>529360320consensual sex
>>529360320children
children with tits
pregnant children
>>529360320Nothing unusual I'm just into armpits
>>529357972I want the girlie w the riot shield...is she any good?
>>529360564Good? She's nuts
>>529360320>Not asking for your student AND fetishWe can't even survey post right now.
>>529360032>cringe forever immortalized on the webWill zoomers ever recover?
>>529360320Mutual masturbation
>>529360564>group of enemies is already dead>C.Hibiki fires her mortar and does a random dance>10 seconds wasted for no reasonugly, useless 1* dog
>>529360564Core for one of the most cancerous raid in the game.
>>529360564she's a rockstar
>>529360665Owo
>>529360685But I thought only Yuuka gets the fat jokes?
>>529360564The star of one raid, then you never see her again. She is "decent" this season since she resists Kuroko. I guess if you are new you could use her as your tank for eyecandy, he has a party attack buff in her Normal that is mostly placebo.
>>529360564She's very funny and amusing
>>529361016So far, my only Fronts are Haruka and Tsubaki, aside from Yuuka
The rest have been Middle and Back
>>529360564You can just get Nutsu from the shop for free now
You should also read older events to figure out who characters are. All the old events are archived.
>>529350332We can't have that
For me, it's blue_archive wings -demon_wings
>>529361591>That height differenceSurely no one in /bag/ is below 163cm...
>>529361231I see
What's the currency for it?
Currently only have Yoshimi from their club and she's been helping a lot w yellow things.
>>529361231>All the old eventsDepends on your definition of old.
It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
>>529361983...
160cm approx
>a week has passed
>still no steam
WAT DA FACK
>>529362254The most important older event
>>529361983>>529362067>>529362197did you guys think of becoming a trap?
seia
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coom in doom
rope in hope
good morning /bag/
Well, no steam release news but at least we can't get any worse than Grub at the moment.
One (1) incoming trade offer:
You receive:
>a violent hot load of my lead pumped deep inside of your tummy, taking you out of commission for 9 days.
I receive:
>a violent hot load of your cum pumped deep inside of my tummy, taking me out of commission for 9 month.
Do you accept? (Y/N)
>>529362418>Becoming a trap just because you're shortPathetic.
>>529362402And the mini story still makes me kek
>>529362320it will most likely release with the anni
>>529362418N e V e r.
I'll be the lil guy that could fuck up femboys and cage em
>>529362510But... I don't have a Halo..,
>>529362418I still feel pretty masculine so no
>>529354452VERY SOON SUZUMIBRO!!!
>>529363175why are they dead
>>529363258because the author doesn't understand what the comic is about
Being short is no excuse for not being fit. Cardio up faggots. Get on that exercise bike fat ass.
Arata's swimsuit is cute but I feel like they should've at least outlined her breasts more.
>>529363409utaha isn't exactly fit
>>529363514>Arataliterally more irrelevant than pierogi, stop forcing her
>>529363626what? It's her swimsuit
>>529363558Singing and cheering count as exercise.
>>529363879is obviously nasty because her diet is bad
>>529363626Jesus christ you zoomers and your deep fried compressed pics. Here
>>529363961Still gonna use it.
>youtube algorithm thinks I like Harry Potter again
What's the point of Ayane and Serika anyway? They seem like a huge filler spot in the Abydos lore
what did you spend your expert permits on?
>>529364118At least it's still better than xitter algorithm.
>>529364127Ayane is the smart one
>>529363961What are they even doing to fuck it up that bad?
I swear some of the shit I see is one step away from posting a phone pic of your screen while watching a stream.
>>529364127>Serikathe anal kot
>>529355457The way Kisaki talks tells me she'd give mad teasing handjobs
>>529364291Nonomi, sShizuko, bKazusa, nyFuuka and Haruna, tYuuka, Makoto and sHanako
>>529364118>not interested
>>529364127We need some Average Joe students to show that Abydos is not just about Shiroko, Hoshino and Nonomi (aka the only 3 important figures in the story).
Of course, this ran into the problem of not answering the question: Why did they enroll in this school to begin with, especially when it seemed that they enrolled AFTER Shiroko, so the district was already a shithole back then.
Just another plot hole in the shithole that was Abydos.
>>529364291blufes students before I got them, nyMutsuki, nyFuuka, tYuuka.
Started buying sIzumi and Michiru ones because they're cute despite the bad rates.
Most limited students I roll on I want to invest in so waiting for the permit shop ends up either not being a thing or being a UE50 grind if I stop at 40.
>>529364773Prolly because they can't afford any of the 3 mainstream academies?
>>529364291Nonomi, Mika, bHoshino, Fat Shiroko, tYuuka, credits, firing pins, ligma, purple reports and 6 T6 gear envelopes
>>529364127>AyaneAble to tell the other girls they are dumb
>SerikaOsiris' myth
>Rio, Kisaki and Seia are already playable
>Shiroko, Hina and Hoshino already have a Bluefest Alt
>Trains brats are already playable
Who the fuck are they possibly saving for BlueFes? inb4 it's swimsuit Mika
>>529364891>credits>ligma>T6 equipment>fucking PINSbruhโฆ look at dis dood
>>529364864They couldn't even afford Gehenna? And just these 2 even though hundred of Abydos students got out just fine?
>>529364773>Just another plot hole iSomething being unexplained doesn't make it a plot hole. They are massively under fleshed out though, which is astounding considering how many momos Serika gets thanks to her alt surplus.
>>529364907We've cleared out NPC jail to truly become alt-archive, just now without the downsides.
Probably decca alts this blufes.
>>529364291newcutie here, I'm gonna be getting S.Hanako so got her ligmas
>>529364972It's my game, not yours
>>529364747how could you? you do know the monthly shop refreshes in less than 12 hours?
>>529364907It's gonna be swimsuit seia
>>529364291Pretty much half of the limited units eleph and ligma.
>>529365161isn't it like 20 hours?
>>529365367it's actually 6 hours, go buy
It will be swimsuit Kisaki for bluefes.
I will clap my meat.
Why are you acting as if expert permits refresh back to 0 when a new month starts?
>>529355158no, they're a bad person at least to some degree
you could MAYBE argue "it depends on what they're stealing", like for instance sensitive secrets like "the government is trying to kill people". Stealing that is a good
>>529365892consoome, don't think
They don't need to refresh back to zero for it to be daft to sit on them when there's limited stock.
>>529366076I don't get this post
the only thing worth buying in the expert shop is the equipment
>>529360854oh please, perorodzilla is fine
>>529366149might want to do an IQ test to see if you can pass
>>529366220it was 126 5 years ago
>>529365417are you sure? i'm on global not jp
>>529366281and mine was 140 15 yrs ago
Ur dum
>>529366357Mine is 155 years old?
>>529366357>140no it wasn't, why lie on the internet? at least say 130 so it's more believable
you'd think of it if your iq wasn't 100
>>529364127Ayane kind of keeps the group on task as the straight man and also at least had a wet fart of an attempt at a character arc in V1C3 of becoming president where she got to be cool for 5 minutes.
Serika is just a joke through and through. Abydos, besides Hoshino and Shiroko, are just woefully underdeveloped for the fact there are only 5 students in the entire school.
>>529364441bottom tier standards. they are content with mediocrity. also possibly digital illiteracy
they should add buy all button to all shops instead of just pvp shop
then i would actually buy something instead of letting my money pile up
>>529365060you are not allowed to call yourself newcutie. only mutsugaki can do that
>>529366357low iq post
>>529366408high iq post
>>529366427troll post
So is Mika a rapist or not?
>>529366427>โpeople considerably above the average donโt exist!โretarded, just like this argument, we can make any claims we want on the internet without having to back it up
>>529366507>wastes all his pvp coins in rat
>>529366620There were no witnesses. We just don't know
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1939594997042737429
>>529366741Fucking this brat 2x times as HARD
>>529366741when the FUCK are they dropping globalโs July schedule?
>>529366149The shop has limited stock. Carrying your expert permits over into the next month isn't going to net you any benefit that spending them now wouldn't, especially if you're buying character elephs since you should be getting more expert permits than you can spend on them, the limiting factor is the shops stock, missing out on a refresh is just a waste.
The only situation banking a currency is better than spending it is if you earn less currency per reset than the shop has stock.
>bAsunaโs UE40 upgrade is more health when sheโs already a badge student
what was the idea here??
>>529366964Sorry but if all the students get good nobody is going to look forward to the fes and buy pakejis
>>529366828Retard, check their twitter again, they laid out the full month schedule for 3x already.
>>529366828They already did.
>>529367115>tw*tterIโm not some normalfag or faggot
>>529367221How do you get your lewds?
I just spent 100 mil upgrading my Geburah teams. This better be worth it
>>529367686I meant art and videos, sometimes even SFW stuff
>>529367780I donโt care about that stuff
>>*********
>*******
*'* *** **** ********* ** ******
So Nekopara After is coming out on steam today, after about a months delay. BA next month?
>>*********
* ***'* **** ***** **** *****
>>529368162do you think anyone here either works for nexon or is reviewing BA on steam? dumb question, you're dumb
Kaitenger GA tomorrow right?
>>529368230>* ***'* **** ***** **** ********* *** **** *** **** ****** *****?
>>529368162That would be amazing if it turned out BA getting delayed ended up saving nekopara's release
>>529368353That's fucking stupid, I don't give a shit about nekopara.
>>*********
*** *** *ฬถ*ฬถ*ฬถ*ฬถ ****!?
>3x this month
Maybe I will buy monthlies
>>529368318But what if you didn't have breakfast today, wouldn't you be upset?
When can I roll for my wife Nagisa?
>>529368507But I did have breakfast today
>>529368591Ok, now get globalized.
>>529368405I don't care about it either but any undoing of valves recent bullshit is a positive development
Fingers crossed for BA soon
>>529368691you'll have to catch me first
>>529368727>soonJust give it to me before Seiafes and all is forgiven, Gaben.
>>529359937imo it is. If you give everyone a 5% damage boost and one character gets 4% instead then I'd call that a nerf every time.
Returning player here. Saw a screenshot of lolis wearing bikinis in game, and I thought it was fake until I corroborated they were real. Does that mean that BA lolis can now wear bikinis? No lore one piece swimsuits?
You're not fooling anyone
how do i get a cat grill friend?
Why did they lie about speeding up the global schedule to catch up with JP? It's been almost a year and still no changes.
>>529369072I want to molest her while she's busy
>>529369072This is probably my favorite furniture interaction.
>>529368591was this from the anime? or some pv
>>529369246chink PV for V3
>>529369072Why is she blowtorching the food when the grill is right there?
>double exp weekends 3x in July
we eating good this month, new cutie bros
>>529369747It was supposed to be for the Steam newbabs....
>>529368423stop triggering my schizo
Are there gonna be guaranteed tickets for blueFES?
>>529368507>not fasting until evening
>>529370024Hifumi doesn't belong with those shitters
>>529369201Nexon got cold feet after the overwhelming backlash they received for accelerating. /bag/ was a warzone of people being upset when it got announced and so were KR forums (arcalivey, DC inside, etc.)
>>529370024Yes. Selector? No.
UE40 Seia worth getting? Afaik Rio works perfectly fine at 3* since the EX damage she copies is calculated off the other unit's, and Neru isn't really used for anything yet. Not sure how much the extra 2 seconds of Seia's cost recovery pans out or how much she's used in general.
>>529369821yeah... sucks to be them...
instead I will be drinking all that sweet newcutie goodie juice in their stead!
nexon is still free to give us more triple exp events when the steam version finally gets released of course!
>>529369201>>529370136Acceleration is good, and 3 months instead of 6 months is a godsend. Even so, we've accelerated what, 2 weeks since they said they would? This week before 4th anniversary should have been accelerated since it's a rerun of archived event banners.
>>529370285Only if you have surplus eligma, otherwise no.
>>529370136KR was the one who actually wanted the acceleration though
/bag/ was filled with seething metafag poorfags
#1 on the smell ladderboard, UZQueen...
>started decagrammaton
>past episode 16
>3 lolis without panties
well no fucking wonder it got delayed
>>529370024This image lmao
>>529370590arona schedule me a vacation inside seia
>>529370446KR is filled with even bigger metafags
>>529370542A challenger appears
>>529370885Their metafags actually pay up though so theyre fine with acceleration
>blunder massively by getting S.Hanako elephs instead of normal eligma
I'm such a retard, why is matrix always trolling me into making a bad decision, and then immediately makes me realize I made a bad decision?
Is it NTR if you let your student get fucked by tentacle pancake?
when are things gonna get better?
>>529371547it's only ntr if she likes it more than you
>>529371572Aside from the steam fuckery things are still the same to me.
Could've been worse, could've been better, but I sure am not agonized about it.
the more seia you post the longer the desktop client delay
>>529366807This with the face mask thugs.
>>529371480fucking matrix fault for making loki and joker love trolling me
students that would eat spicy sweet chili doritos at 2am with me
>>529371572>Get better>Recent streams / releases have been absolute bangers that were blufes-tier if it wasn't for the lack of screaming jap footageShort of Seia microbikini I don't see where we have to go.
>>529372082See something you like?
Which girl is the sexiest if she was real
>>529372303literally the post above yours
I'm not gay but I don't feel anything looking at pussy (wet or not) since I was young.
>>529372303Unironically Asuna and Karin.
Yes basic bitch option, I know, but picking Kokona or Ibuki would be... problematic.
>>529372493Classic gookako post.
>>529372525I think Discord might be more your speed
>>529372525I wouldn't be so sure
>>529372557What part of "Real" from the original post did you not understand you stupid Moi? I'd fuck 2d Kokona and Ibuki, why would I touch them IRL?
>>529372625They don't look asian
>>529372625Never post this shit again
>>529372628There are no glowies reading this thread. You can be honest
>>529372557Momoi's anus...
glw
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>>529372752Sure we don't.
>>529359757i would bring my discord kitten to live with me
>>529372752I want to fuck anime children. How anyone gets hard over actual children is beyond me.
>>529372936this but women
Does anyone have that momoi music video that would get posted every now and then here with a complementary webm?
>>529372303Toki.
>>529372625Asuna and Karin if they were American:
I have a crippling adult woman fetish
I donโt want to go to work
>>529373294appreciate your work, anon... I'd love to work if I could
instead I play vidya and drink tea all day
>>529373294It's already Monday.
>>529373383Better to drink tea/coffee than alcohol.
>tea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNvgI_6TjeQ
>>529373294I am working right now!
>>529373484if alcohol was the solution to be able to work , believe me I would be drinking it
it does the opposite tho by inflaming my guts even further
I don't digest that poison
Your students would want you to drink alcohol like a proper adult should.
>>529373745They just want to take advantage of me
>>529373587Alcohol is always a solution. It's chemistry.
>>529373745Proper adult drinks hot chocolate.
>>529373486>Having that on speed dial
>>529373587Yes, nobody digests alcohol, it is absorbed directly into the bloodstream.
can I post this? https://cdn.donmai.us/original/3a/d4/3ad4ee4f4f6bb05c58f3fc9d52055d91.jpg
Is it true BA encourages you to act out your fantasy IRL?
>>529373902>AkoYou may not
When is the penis inspection?
if green vegetables were holy and good karma
then alcohol and meat would be most evil karma
isn't alcohol just rotten, fermented fruit?
I'm glad sensei doesn't drink it in canon.
>>529374208Yeah, im play BA for 2 years and now im a familyman with a lovely missus and 2 babyboys
Canonically, Sensei smokes.
>>529374208Yes. I want to be a responsible adult that women of all ages will lust after.
>>529374220now, inspect this
*unzips*
>>529374328weed? that's relateable
>>529374257But wine is alcohol and wine is the blood of Christ
>>529374540I love aru bullying. But only when it's just the two of us. I like her trying to keep the facade up while there are other people around us
Galactorrhea or lactorrhea is the spontaneous flow of milk from the breast, unassociated with childbirth or nursing. Galactorrhea is reported to occur in 5โ32% of females. Much of the difference in reported incidence can be attributed to different definitions of galactorrhea.
>>529374783Why does it happen?
>>529374783Short stature refers to a height of a human which is below typical. Whether a person is considered short depends on the context. Because of the lack of preciseness, there is often disagreement about the degree of shortness that should be called short.
>>529370590hey I live in that country
That town is famous for its cheese
bing chillin means
ice cream
>>529374919you dare to used my own spell against me, Mrs Plana?
https://youtu.be/XIMWC4b7e30?si=CZJVHyP6xSYNLm-z
>>529375106How does she always do it?
>>529375116Have you been in Seia before
>>529374843hormones, same shit with baldness and small penis on man
Sensei... don't forget Miyako
>>529375224"increased sensitivity"
What's the status on BA in japan?
still ultra-trendy or is it unwinding a little?
>>529375434I don't know, saar. Ask your shitskin friends, they're everywhere in japan.
https://x.com/sekaiproject/status/1939398484681216038
BA should get the okay next.
>>529375519Is this true? Have all the conbini really been taken over by them?
Burgerbros, I'm afraid it's been...
how much dicks of nexon dev i had to slurp to make them appoint Kivotos Battleground ingame?
>>529375259No, still a virgin
>>529375746> Port a game within a gameBy that point just make another game.
>>529375570I was watching a twitch stream of a guy in Japan doing random daily stuff and the clerk was an Indian. I was spooked unironically
>>529375982Itโs unironically owari da for Japan, on top of the seaniggers they already had, theyโre getting flooded with jeets and kurds, one of the most subhuman strain of muslim
Why do they call Seia 'the doom fox'?
>>529376090>>529375982japan is having a birthing crisis they need outside support
>>529375834me on the right
>>529376229her fake dooming during vol 3
>>529360320Face sitting
Cunnilingus falls under vanilla IMO but I feel like I enjoy it far more than your average Joe
>>529376238Nah, they are facing the Jewish problem
Iโm finally getting Nonomi to UE40 this month, will she shine in yellow kaitenger?
New Rick and Morty episode got me thinking about Shuro correction
>>529376440Maybe, for the first phase. Otherwise use Mika if you intend to 1T it.
>>529376596Isnโt it one of those cases where 2Tโing it is faster if you immediately forfeit the phase 1 team after theyโve done their job and then bring the ST team for the second phase?
Why like Nonomi?
She will always cherish her minigun over you.
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>>529376698If you can beat P1 that fast then sure.
>>529374220Is this where she makes me inspect hers?
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Sex.
With Ibuki.
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>Good Morning
I thought most hated pedo poster here was from SEA though?
Him posting now either makes him either from east coast USA or Europe.
>>529376938Do you start jacking off as soon as you wake up?
>>529377108The pedoposter is Canadian, actually
>>529377098go to sleep bad chise
>>529377108we love iboogi poster
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SMASH MASH OR PASS ON MASH (& be gay)
Are >we rolling tomorrow?
>>529377450I'd fuck Mash, really.
>>529377260So is it safe to assume he is a French Canadian of an Asian ethnicity? Do we know anything else about him?
>>529375982>the clerk was an IndianBetter get used to it, that's been a thing for like 3-5 years now in all the major cities, even ones surrounding tokyo/osaka/Kyoto where you wouldn't expect there to be a big foreigner presence.
>>529375982Wait till you see what akihabara is like these days. Incidentally it's the only place BA has a notable marketing presence physically from what I've seen
>>529377565why are you trying to research him like a weirdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuqXvNDd27U
>>529377454I own literally every gamer maid so no
>>529377926So I can kill him justifiably before he does something to irl Ibukis?
>>529377985I understand the joke
>>529377454I have B. Toki, so no need.
>>529378546I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>529378546It almost looks like the double peace ahegao pose
do people play video games anymore
>>529378546Mari was a fraud all along...
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I love kindergarteners
forbidding lewd art from fan is stupid
hows that ue50 seia fund looking bros?
>>529379575sheโs staying at 3* for a bit
>>529379575whaleGOD i kneel, please spare this dirty ftp soul if mine
>>529379575what's the point of ue50'ing a support character?
>>529379575I'll get her in the free pulls
>>529379575I am ready for more pissfoxes. UE50 might have to wait after how much of my ligma I pumped into Satsuki though.
>>529379575guaranteed UE50 day 1 naturally
>>529379912Was the anon that sometimes does ERP as Satsuki here the one that lead you into making her UE50 ? I can't use her anymore after witnessing that.
>>529379575Is Seia even worth upgrading to UE50?
>>529379769she's a support??
>>529379575She'll remain 3* like DAko
>>529380021No.
Her armor type means she's surprisingly durable.
4* or UE30 is good enough.
>shitting bricks
I don't get it
>>529379563whats the yakuza gonna do about it
>>529380014No, and people being faggots with pictures of students I like will never impact me, there'd be none left at that point.
I just love Pandemonium Society.
>>529379575>ue50 Seia>implying I'll even ue30 her3* Also - 86k pyrox + 40 fully unread momos
>>529380021UE40 gives more cost back and any increase at all gives her more survivability and better shield stats but I wouldn't call that worth over UE50ing a DPS. if you're absolutely swimming in ligma then go ahead
>>529380171>there'd be none left at that point.I saw maybe 2 or 3 ERPs in this general in the last months, why you act like those things happen often?
Seia doomed Steam release. I wanna spank her.
>>529380230That cost back is at most 1/10th - 1.5/10th of 1 bar per ex use, how many times is she going to use it?
standing sex with students
>>529380315>Bring up ERP unprompted then accuse me of shit in ESLAs you're demonstrating, you don't need to be ERPing to be a raging faggot.
>>529380559nothing wrong with the english of my post, ERP-kun
no need to get so defensive
>>529380414plump like a loaf of potato bread
>>529380414Use this pic when baking seia bread
>>529380504provide the associate imagery
>>529380152not bet on your horse
>>529380414Seia's anus...
>>529379563Gatekeeping your wife from perverts is based actually
>>529380457Assuming you're running a cost recovery special student then the cost recovery she provides is ~1.2 bars (~1.5 at UE40) per EX.
UE40 also increases her yellow buff and shield duration.
>>529380656>"why you act">Now thinks I'm advocating ERPAlright grug.
>>529380890Still, not worth the price when you ask me.
t. S.Hanakolet with 1k ligma - so you know where the ligma will go
>>529379878Wakamo isn't there though.
>got yelled at work
I will become Fubuki. Never again I will do more than I am asked for. If anything, I'll strive for less
>>529381208what did you do?
>>529381023 (me)
Ok, maybe I can word it better - not worth the price, at least for now, from my perspective with my roster.
>>529381208Always work smarter rather than harder, and never do more than you are contractually obligated to do
>>529381208But itโs only mondayโฆ
Tell your boss to fuck off
>>529379563>>529380152>>529380838>whats the yakuza gonna do about itNTA but a fan artist actually was visited by the Yakuza after talking about the topic
>>529380656>>529380315>in the last months>why you act like those things happen often?
>>529381023>>529381243yes I understand
hence my original comment, if you have DPS fes students still at lower UE levels you're much better off using your limited ligma amount on them instead
>>529381330what happened on that day
>>529379575It'll be bond 50 UE40 on day 1
>>529381208>he wasn't doing the bare minimum and being competent enough alreadyJust don't be the worst guy at work.
>>529380845I will not stop posting them.
>>529381353It's a misunderstanding
Kazuma Kiryu visited him and he is now a pocket racer champion.
>>529381353why dont they just call the cops? i thought the yakuza wasnt an actual threat in the modern day
>>529381229>working on a website for a client>deadline close>no task at hand so ended up doing QA>add a static button so it maches the mockup from the designer>basically leaving something ready for a colleague>fast forward two days>anon did you make this?>ye>what is supposed to do?>logout your user and redirect to the home page I assume>"I assume"..?>essentially got told not to leave shit unfinishedMakes sense if you look at it from an outsider perspective but the gist of it is that nobody asked me to do something and got blamed in the end because I was the last person who worked on that thing. Pretty dumb of me I know
>>529382247my penis would feel good touching her skin
>>529382247she looks like she fucks high school male student next door
Plana stole all the sex appeal from Arona
>>529382289Same, but touching her anus instead.
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Jumby my beloved...
>>529382483korean transfer student*
>>529382357cute girls can do anything
It was cool to hate on crocs 20 years ago old man
>>529382580i unlock her with 3 more elephs, hope she is good
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>>529381908>>529382247>>529382575god i love big titty pink haired women
>>529382927she's tempting me...
>>529382779Her base is alright, she still has some niche uses in some raids and pvp seasons. However her alt, although incredibly cute, has a terrible kit and basically sees no use whatsoever.
>>529382779If you really like her you can use her on pvp
Why do people childpost about ibuki so much but never aris?????????????
>>529383180Alice is older.
>>529383078>However her alt, although incredibly cute, has a terrible kit and basically sees no use whatsoever.I hate how nexon did bAiri dirty the exact same way, more than a half of welfare strikers is hot garbage
I hate mondays so much bros
Do you think she will be out-bratted one day?
>>529383476Mutuski has been old, busted, and irrelevant since shupos. Any relevance she has still is only thanks to being in ps68.
>>529383553Fuck off queer
>>529383553Mutsuki is far stronger than the Shupos.
I don't think she can be powercrept.
>>529383553>shupos in big July of 2025
>>529383657Mutt barely has any romantic moment, just tease.
Real talk, Nexon HAS to force steam to let BA be on Steam before the Seia banner
It'd be a massive blunder if all the newfags missed the free 100 rolls banner, and don't get me started on the bluefes banner
Mutsuki"fags" didn't like that one
>>529383193why are they crying ;_;
I don't want to go to work today
>>529383918You're a grow up now and have to act like one
>>529384327Justin, I believe
that chibi has fat thighs...
>>529384327wreck-it ralph
>>529384496show me a chibi with no fat thighs
>>529383731They out-bratted her since v1c3 desu
>>529384496I mean, they were suppose to be fatter. Or at least Yuuka one
>>529383657>>529383731>>529383909>>529384583>say Mutsuki got powercreep>Mutsuki fags react by saying "she's still better than the Shupos">nobody mentioned the Shupos in the first placeTalk about "rent free" damn....
>>529382884gotta say
I wasn't expecting this manga to be as entertaining as it is
>>529384905>nobody mentioned the Shupos in the first placeNot any of them but you should reread the reply chain
>>529384905this was the first instance of them being mentioned slowfag
>>529383553
>>529384905>nobody mentioned the Shupos in the first place>>529383553
>>529384905>>nobody mentioned the Shupos in the first place>check replies>shupos mentioned in the first place
I'm mentioning the shupos
>>529384905>engagement baiting on 4chan
>>529384327>>529384905So this is how you get (You)s nowadays huh?
>everyone defending Mutsuki in the thread
>nobody pulled in her banner
>>529385327Shupos winning
Good EVENING, saar. Monday is finally over.
>>529385521Yes it is. Prepare for dog BD in 2 hours.
>>529383272Aris has no official age but regardless she looks like a 10 year old anyway
Ayame... Ayame would be the superior brat
>play kbg
>players with atrocious damage is very common
Seriously, it shouldn't be this hard to click on your enemies...
>>529385965>>529383180Aris...is annoying and ugly and worthless and we hate her and we all sided with Rio.
>>529386049>play a game with literal children>"wow these children play like children"
>>529385320>Not already having nyMutsukiPatently false anyway since there were people rolling for her a few days back.
>>529386452there is no way children play call of buruaka
>>529383893I'm really hoping this shit gets sorted out before then.
/bag/ wants to molest Aris...
>>529383893well yeah but you can't strongarm these things
>>529386663i cannot confirm nor deny this claim
>>529386639Why care? Doesn't impact us and if it was a big enough deal for Nexon they can conjure up another event out of thin air as recompense if it mattered.
>>529373258That sucks anon... I hope you get better.
>>529383893>>529386743>>529386895Nexon is one of the biggest companies in the world though.
They are way bigger than Steam and virtually control by proxy all the korean entertainment market.
If they wanted they could pressure Steam into adding BA or face bankruptcy.
>>529386582Only kids and seaniggers play kbg.
How come Nexon doesn't let us have horses... Cygames and Hypergryph's games get to have them...
>>529373258yeah you should leave this thread and come back after youโve sorted yourself out
>>529387223Valve is a private company owned by Gabe, they can't force him to do anything.
>They are way bigger than Steam
Nice try.
>>529387360But Seia's a cat?
>>529387223>If they wanted they could pressure Steam into adding BA or face bankruptcy.Anon...
>>529387223Steam has 0 pressure, anon.
It owns itself and has no ads. It makes more money than it needs.
>>529387381yep. the only ones who can make Gabe kneel are the payment processors and everyone already knows which side they're on
>>529387297You can have over 300 horses in Uma, what more could you possibly want?
>>529387381>>529387461>Nexon buys Steam stocks>become majority shareholders>kick Gabe out of the company>add BA to the catalog
For me its the Highlander sluts
>>529387569>Nexon buys Steam stocksDoes he know?
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>>529387569it's a private company, you know what that means right?
>>529387569please stop embarrassing yourself, itโs starting to make me feel uncomfortable too
>>529387531Who's side is that?
like legitimately who, because I can't understand payment processors
>>529387569Steam doesn't have stocks you ape, they're a private company, they have no shareholders, Gabe Newell literally OWNS the company.
>>529372174>15k yehbro that's barely a hundred bucks...
>>529387778the side against anime children
>>529387542More horses.
MORE.
>>529372174electromagnetic shipping??
>>529387817https://exhentai.org/g/3418326/8fad82db36/
>>529381208>don't let someone push bad code>"yeah, this will get rejected later">"it's fine">gets rejected later and wastes more time>yelled at for holding up the change initiallyAt that moment, I decided I just didn't care anymore. If people want to push bad code, I'll mention it and approve anyway.
>>529387716Being a private company doesn't mean they don't have stock
Being a private company doesn't mean they can't sell stock to someone outside the company
Nexon just needs to find someone in Steam to sell them enough stock to become majority shareholders and take control of the company
>>529387890What's the point of more horses when you will just get attached to 2-4 of them?
>>529387691Imagine paying the VIP ticket and you getting a whole carriage for yourself and you get an entire crew taking turns riding you raw for the duration of the trip
>>529387297We already have Seia. She's the only horse you need in your life
>>529388056Nigga shut the fuck up. Go mail Gaben if you want them to be aware of the matter.
>>529388056Even if they did have private equity shares, Gabe still has a majority, he wouldn't sell them to somebody in a hostile negotiation with him. They could buy 49% and can't do shit.
>>529388056just canโt get tired of getting blown the fuck out huh?
>>529388056explain why a company that prints money and hardly has to do anything would sell itself
They don't even need to worry about the government because of alternative digital stores
>>529387569Holy shit, you can't be this retarded.
>>529387569>He doesn't know
>>529387691The one on the right literally fears you
>>529388408>2 C outsideComfy
>>529388446>still turned onWoman moment
>>529388602What part of Siberia you from m8
>>529388294>Nexon contacts steam employees with regular jobs and regular salaries>"here have 1 million USD, now sells us your Steam stock">do that until you have over 50% of the stock>take control of the company>kick out Gabenthey don't even need to contact Gaben directly
>>529372174man and I thought importing books for roughly 7k JPY was bad. I'm guessing this is for figures?
>>529376238How did that go for France and England?
>>529388696Gabe owns over 50% of the company you stupid fucker
Shut the fuck up already
>>529364907Like 80% of the Jap accounts I follow are responding to the last Mika short or just in general and speculating that 4.5 is going to be a Tea Party focused event. So, at the very least, it's what most people are expecting right now.
I'm hopeful that it will include another school like maybe Gehenna and we can get some cross school hijinks and maybe some love to other neglected characters like Iroha or something.
>>529388783bad but not as bad as Japan in terms of population pyramid
>>529388878This e-whore isn't handling those books with care
>>529388797>Gabe owns over 50% of the companyYou don't have proof of that.
>>529388878Students are supposed to be young, she looks like she belongs to the horse girl game
>>529388878That's some long hair
>>529388818Gehenna in summer has been done too many times already. I would say do Millennium but they're already slated for a bunch of Deca alts most likely.
>>529387569Y'all niggas are retarded af
>>529388478I need this delivered by electromagnets...........
It has now been almost 7 months since the latest deca story started and it's still not completed
Look. Steam is going to review at its own pace. Nexon may be able to leverage something due to sheer size of the company versus something like Nekopara but its all in Steam's hands. And honestly, what's the panic anyways? Nekopara just got out of review hell. It's a matter of when, not if BA comes out on Steam.
>>529388878reminds me of that one booktuber who ended up quitting youtube because of /lit/ being lewd to her but then came back as an onlyfans whore
Since there's still a bit more than 1 hour left until Umika's birthday starts, can we have a Karin thread?
>>529389473> Finishing a Karin thread in 1 hourNo.
>>529388039>private serving abroad>first time getting leave after 4 months of eating shit>get a call at home>platoon wants to give my gun to a sarg because too lazy to get his own from the armoury>"yeah sure whatever">faggot takes it out for an exercise and puts it back caked in dirt>back to base after 15 days>inspection next day>punished for unclean weaponDon't do anything more than necessary. It never pays off.
>>529389410I dont care either way but I can see nexon being miffed if the review process ends up taking 2+ months just past the window where they had the big bluefes celebration already pre-planned to coincide with the steam release
Steam dragging their feet takes a giant shit on all that
>>529388797Stop replying to obvious bait
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Member the time we reach imejis limit before the thread die? I member
>>529389517We don't make early birthday threads here, newfag, even if it's just one hour. Otherwise that would make every other fag and schizo try to do the same
>>529389605No good deed goes unpunished.
>>529389037Kokuriko status?
>>529389095>Gehenna in summer has been done too many times alreadyOnly once
>>529389783dedbag isn't real
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