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I was promised seia thread

I hate Monday so fucking much.

>

Medical knights?
More like medical daughters

I like it more when events have a welfare student or alt...

Serinalust

>Wake up
>See unjannied student anus that's been left up for hours
Nice. This is how all days should start.

no.

You approach the floof

Please don't forget Miyu

>>529350073
Do Sensei have other fetish than smell?

>>529350276
I curse you with 0 purples tomorrow

[STEAM Launch Countdown D+5]

Only 5 days since the STEAM client release...
As we count down day by day, we’ve prepared nothing by sadness for you today...
Miss it and claim nothing...

>>529351017
nyes

Which students would be shotacons?

>>529350882
How could I she's right over-

Endure for one more week, /bag/gots.

My precious desert rose.

What students do you headcanon as being more clingy and possessive than they really are? Ichika really gives me jealous gf vibes.

>>529351238
Tomoe
Shun
Miyako
Nonomi
Rio

>>529351238
Yuuka

To the glue factory you go.

>>529351367
every woman is possesive tho

Hmm

>>529350714
doko

It may not seem like it but this is a Hausmi general.

Mine's anus...

nyus doko?

Eat right, exercise, and sleep well.

has there been any case of nerfed student before?

>>529353389
yes

It's pvp time

>>529353563
1 hour left

>>529353389
Students aren't really nerfed, but they do come out with students at a later point that retroactively make a student no longer relevant in content they maybe shouldn't have been.

For example, Mika was so strong on release that she was literally straight up invading Blue content. She was the best DPS for Goz a few weeks after her release. A couple weeks later they released NyKayoko which significantly buffed Blue strikers, so Mika became less relevant in Blue content. That sort of thing.

And then you have retarded characters like sHanako that are still uncontested in their niche to this day and regularly invade other color content with no contest.

>>529353389
sHanako still exists in all her glory, so no

Suzumi alt when

>>529353389
I can't think of any.
Sena got a very rare buff to her base kit a while back but generally any balancing is done via content catering to niches, UE or new unit synergy (or lack thereof).

>>529353193
Eat junk food, sit all day, stay up late. Got it

>>529354539
Average wageslave life

>>529354605
what is a zigger

>>529354668
Russian national

>wake up to this
Everything is going to be alright, bros.

Kei will have an adult body

>>529354452
Real.

>>529354978
That comic where she turns into a plushie is real...

Retort this.
You can't

>>529354605
No more brotherwars

>>529355158
Saya stole my foreskins.

>>529353193
doesn't matter what I do, my guts are fucked up beyond repair

>>529355158
I stole a lot of pencils when I was doing my internship

>>529355158
Shiroko stole my virginity.
Both virginity

>>529355457
>Original Model by Nexon/Yostar
Are these models public?

been a NEET for so long a year now and my family hates it so much they really want to kill me

>>529355512
You got not guts.

>>529355664
Did she peg you with a bike handle?

>>529355887
Kill them first

>>529356005
I don't think you should give him that advice

What killed /bag/?

>>529355158
she's right

>>529356005
I am slowly doing it by sucking out their life energy and having toxic farts
I make them stressed and the male reaction is drinking more alcohol and smoking more cigarettes
female family member reaction is to eat more sugar
I feel like God doesn't want me to die tho

>>529356210
lack of seia

>>529356210
bad diet
stop drinking, /bag/

Merry Christmas

>>529355990
Yes It was awful

>>529351601
Don't look up Yoshimi's

>>529356210
Huffed Fubuki's farts.

>>529350868
Home...

TWO WEEKS

>>529357165
for what

>>529357124
Kivotos women don't fart

>>529357216
anon's release from the chastity cage

>>529357165
No it's next week.

2x EXP for 3 weekends, starting from next week.

>>529357485
pp grabber

>Remedial Knight OP

Went back from the doctors for results. They said I have an enlarged prostate

>>529357514
just in time for our cute newfriends from steam to catch up nicely! oh wait

>>529353389
Not directly. Base Airi was so ASS, even the devs forgot about her, but she interacted in weird ways with two bosses.
First, had a attack speed debuff in her normal, attack speed actually affects all animations and essentially she slowed down Binah enough to let you easily skip his missiles. The devs, made Torment Binah (or Insane) inmune to attack speed debuffs.
Second, Shiro Kuro Insane+ deals bonus damage to slowed down targets, ANY target. You could slow down Kuro with her EX, make her hit herself with a cart, and nuke her. The next time SRKR came around, they kept the interaction but nerfed the bonus damage Kuro dealt to herself.
I don't have any Airi pictures

>>529353389
Airi was technically nerfed twice because she keep breaking the game.
>Unintentionally allows you to deal damage to Kuro when he gets hit by the car. Become an actual mechanic but the damage is reduced.
>ATK spd down works on Binah, making him not do missiles at all. They make him immune to atk speed down.

>>529357589
you hate her

>>529357564
Remember to thank Aoi

>>529357564
what are the symptoms? I swear I have enlarged prostate too but I'm too shy to go to doctors

>>529357665
I just remembered this one and saved it. Did you know that there is more than one picture of airi_(blue_archive) giantess? What are the odds?

For how much people hate red Winter, people really do want dog girl and red haired girl to come out already. And no one hates shiggy and nodoka.

I'd say it's mostly just cherino's group people don't want to see more of

>>529357876
They just gave me the result of my ultrasound and found it. Looking at it now here https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000381.htm
>The likelihood of developing an enlarged prostate increases with age.
>BPH is so common that it has been said all men will have an enlarged prostate if they live long enough.

>>529357972
what's the appeal of giant shit

>>529358271
white thighs are sexy and rare

Given her EX, not that low.

>>529358271
giant shits

>>529357631
I hate when this happens
>nooo you weren't supposed to clear that way!!!
mmo bosses are also the same. You are forced into a strict dance and you are allowed to only make the moves decided beforehand by the fight designers

What the fuck does an enlarged prostate imply?

>>529358565
gonning is in fact not healthy

make better posts NOW

>>529358565
My father suffers from that and for one he struggles to urinate. Like, he has to force it to let it out

>>529358271
If you like hags you should give the Giant Ojou-sama manga a look.

>>529358565
You're getting old....

>>529358681
ooc

vanivanivani
ᓀ‸ᓂ

>>529358565
>too much sugar
>too much masturbation
>too much dairy products

>Don't goon = develop prostate cancer
>Goon = develop BPH
What the fuck are men supposed to do?

The package that was supposed to arrive on the 2nd of July will arrive on the 7th. UPS you little shit you lied to me

>>529359338
Goon in moderation

>>529359338
fake

Quitting sugar as an American is borderline impossible. A few years ago Subway lost a lawsuit that they can't legally call their bread as bread since it has too much sugar in it. They add sugar to literally everything, even stuff that you don't think has sugar.

>>529353389
When they added unique weapons, they gave Iori accuracy on her UE40, which was mostly useless in pve so it's kind of a nerf since it let others close the gap.

>>529359415
>buying fast food in the first place
Well no wonder, fatty

>>529359164
>>529359338
Sorry, anons. Gooning doesn't affect prostate enlargement. You're just getting old. It's just the inevitable, more exercise and lifestyle changes, can help it but there is no cure

>>529359415
Appparently the EU classifies Subway as a cake with how much sugar it has lmao

>>529359415
You can always cook for yourself

What would /bag/ do with inheritance money and house from your parents?

>>529358271
Have you ever heard the term bigger is better?

>>529359810
that just looks retarded

>>529359757
house of sodom and gomorrah
ultimate debauchery like Fyodor Pavlovich Karamazov

>>529359505
Failure to keep up with the pve power creep isn't nerfing something.

>>529359569
>>529359737
No I don't mean fast food
Even the bread you buy for yourself is loaded with sugar in America, check the label
Stuff that you wouldn't even think about is loaded with sugar

From the creators of Hina Cat I present to you...
Hina Cow!

>>529358079
I don't like Red Winter as a package, but the individual concepts and students don't bother me. The game treats it as a joke school so I'm inclined to dismiss it as such. At least Gehenna has a ton of high quality girls to compensate for their slapstick theming.

>>529360050
>>529359810
some weird shit started being posted

>>529360050
Sex

Eroha alt never ever

Is it fetish posting hours again? What's your's, /bag/?

>>529359757
I'd make my house a crime scene

>>529360320
vanilla and cute leg wear

>>529360320
Sometimes I like to fantasize about sucking anons off while cosplaying as a student

>>529360320
consensual sex

>>529360320
children
children with tits
pregnant children

>>529360320
Nothing unusual I'm just into armpits

>>529357972
I want the girlie w the riot shield...is she any good?

>>529360564
Good? She's nuts

>>529360320
>Not asking for your student AND fetish
We can't even survey post right now.

>>529360564
she's fat

>>529360032
>cringe forever immortalized on the web
Will zoomers ever recover?

>>529360032
...

>>529360320
Mutual masturbation

>>529360564
>group of enemies is already dead
>C.Hibiki fires her mortar and does a random dance
>10 seconds wasted for no reason
ugly, useless 1* dog

>>529360564
Core for one of the most cancerous raid in the game.

>>529360564
she's a rockstar

>>529360665
Owo

>>529360685
But I thought only Yuuka gets the fat jokes?

>>529360564
The star of one raid, then you never see her again. She is "decent" this season since she resists Kuroko. I guess if you are new you could use her as your tank for eyecandy, he has a party attack buff in her Normal that is mostly placebo.

>>529360564
She's very funny and amusing

>>529361016
So far, my only Fronts are Haruka and Tsubaki, aside from Yuuka
The rest have been Middle and Back

>>529360564
You can just get Nutsu from the shop for free now

You should also read older events to figure out who characters are. All the old events are archived.

>>529350332
We can't have that

For me, it's blue_archive wings -demon_wings

>>529361591
>That height difference
Surely no one in /bag/ is below 163cm...

>>529361983
I am 170

>>529361231
I see
What's the currency for it?

Currently only have Yoshimi from their club and she's been helping a lot w yellow things.

>>529361231
>All the old events
Depends on your definition of old.

It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.

>>529361983
...
160cm approx

>>529362161
bro?

>a week has passed
>still no steam
WAT DA FACK

>>529362330
fat

>>529362254
The most important older event

>>529361983
>>529362067
>>529362197
did you guys think of becoming a trap?

coom in doom
rope in hope
good morning /bag/

Well, no steam release news but at least we can't get any worse than Grub at the moment.

One (1) incoming trade offer:

You receive:
>a violent hot load of my lead pumped deep inside of your tummy, taking you out of commission for 9 days.

I receive:
>a violent hot load of your cum pumped deep inside of my tummy, taking me out of commission for 9 month.

Do you accept? (Y/N)

>>529362418
>Becoming a trap just because you're short
Pathetic.

>>529362402
And the mini story still makes me kek

>>529362320
it will most likely release with the anni

>>529361983
I'm 5.3

>>529362161
>picrel
Rude

>>529362425
gm

>>529362418
N e V e r.
I'll be the lil guy that could fuck up femboys and cage em

>>529362510
But... I don't have a Halo..,

>>529362418
I still feel pretty masculine so no

>>529354452
VERY SOON SUZUMIBRO!!!

>>529363175
why are they dead

>>529363258
because the author doesn't understand what the comic is about

Being short is no excuse for not being fit. Cardio up faggots. Get on that exercise bike fat ass.

Arata's swimsuit is cute but I feel like they should've at least outlined her breasts more.

>>529363409
utaha isn't exactly fit

where is she

>>529363514
>Arata
literally more irrelevant than pierogi, stop forcing her

>>529363514
Is that

>>529363626
what? It's her swimsuit

Fubuki's anus...

>>529363558
Singing and cheering count as exercise.

>>529363879
is obviously nasty because her diet is bad

>>529363626
Jesus christ you zoomers and your deep fried compressed pics. Here

>>529363961
Still gonna use it.

Stop posting <|> Д <|>

What's the point of Ayane and Serika anyway? They seem like a huge filler spot in the Abydos lore

what did you spend your expert permits on?

>>529364118
At least it's still better than xitter algorithm.

>>529364127
Ayane is the smart one

>>529363961
What are they even doing to fuck it up that bad?
I swear some of the shit I see is one step away from posting a phone pic of your screen while watching a stream.

>>529364127
>Serika
the anal kot

>>529355457
The way Kisaki talks tells me she'd give mad teasing handjobs

>>529364291
Nonomi, sShizuko, bKazusa, nyFuuka and Haruna, tYuuka, Makoto and sHanako

>>529364118
>not interested

>>529364291
nothing yet

>>529364127
We need some Average Joe students to show that Abydos is not just about Shiroko, Hoshino and Nonomi (aka the only 3 important figures in the story).
Of course, this ran into the problem of not answering the question: Why did they enroll in this school to begin with, especially when it seemed that they enrolled AFTER Shiroko, so the district was already a shithole back then.
Just another plot hole in the shithole that was Abydos.

>>529364291
blufes students before I got them, nyMutsuki, nyFuuka, tYuuka.
Started buying sIzumi and Michiru ones because they're cute despite the bad rates.

Most limited students I roll on I want to invest in so waiting for the permit shop ends up either not being a thing or being a UE50 grind if I stop at 40.

>>529364773
Prolly because they can't afford any of the 3 mainstream academies?

>>529364291
Nonomi, Mika, bHoshino, Fat Shiroko, tYuuka, credits, firing pins, ligma, purple reports and 6 T6 gear envelopes

>>529364127
>Ayane
Able to tell the other girls they are dumb
>Serika
Osiris' myth

>Rio, Kisaki and Seia are already playable
>Shiroko, Hina and Hoshino already have a Bluefest Alt
>Trains brats are already playable
Who the fuck are they possibly saving for BlueFes? inb4 it's swimsuit Mika

>>529364891
>credits
>ligma
>T6 equipment
>fucking PINS
bruh… look at dis dood

>>529364864
They couldn't even afford Gehenna? And just these 2 even though hundred of Abydos students got out just fine?

>>529364773
>Just another plot hole i
Something being unexplained doesn't make it a plot hole. They are massively under fleshed out though, which is astounding considering how many momos Serika gets thanks to her alt surplus.

>>529364907
We've cleared out NPC jail to truly become alt-archive, just now without the downsides.
Probably decca alts this blufes.

>>529364291
newcutie here, I'm gonna be getting S.Hanako so got her ligmas

>>529364972
It's my game, not yours

>>529364747
how could you? you do know the monthly shop refreshes in less than 12 hours?

>>529364907
It's gonna be swimsuit seia

>>529364291
Pretty much half of the limited units eleph and ligma.

>>529365161
isn't it like 20 hours?

>>529365367
it's actually 6 hours, go buy

>>529365197
kino

>>529364118
>again

It will be swimsuit Kisaki for bluefes.
I will clap my meat.

Why are you acting as if expert permits refresh back to 0 when a new month starts?

>>529355158
no, they're a bad person at least to some degree

you could MAYBE argue "it depends on what they're stealing", like for instance sensitive secrets like "the government is trying to kill people". Stealing that is a good

>>529365892
consoome, don't think

They don't need to refresh back to zero for it to be daft to sit on them when there's limited stock.

>>529366076
I don't get this post

the only thing worth buying in the expert shop is the equipment

>>529360854
oh please, perorodzilla is fine

>>529366149
might want to do an IQ test to see if you can pass

>>529366220
it was 126 5 years ago

>>529365417
are you sure? i'm on global not jp

>>529366281
and mine was 140 15 yrs ago
Ur dum

>>529366357
Mine is 155 years old?

>>529366357
>140
no it wasn't, why lie on the internet? at least say 130 so it's more believable
you'd think of it if your iq wasn't 100

>>529364127
Ayane kind of keeps the group on task as the straight man and also at least had a wet fart of an attempt at a character arc in V1C3 of becoming president where she got to be cool for 5 minutes.

Serika is just a joke through and through. Abydos, besides Hoshino and Shiroko, are just woefully underdeveloped for the fact there are only 5 students in the entire school.

>>529364441
bottom tier standards. they are content with mediocrity. also possibly digital illiteracy

they should add buy all button to all shops instead of just pvp shop
then i would actually buy something instead of letting my money pile up

>>529365060
you are not allowed to call yourself newcutie. only mutsugaki can do that

>>529366357
low iq post
>>529366408
high iq post
>>529366427
troll post

So is Mika a rapist or not?

>>529366427
>“people considerably above the average don’t exist!”
retarded, just like this argument, we can make any claims we want on the internet without having to back it up

>>529366507
>wastes all his pvp coins in rat

>>529366620
There were no witnesses. We just don't know

>>529366741
Fucking this brat 2x times as HARD

>>529366741
when the FUCK are they dropping global’s July schedule?

>>529366149
The shop has limited stock. Carrying your expert permits over into the next month isn't going to net you any benefit that spending them now wouldn't, especially if you're buying character elephs since you should be getting more expert permits than you can spend on them, the limiting factor is the shops stock, missing out on a refresh is just a waste.

The only situation banking a currency is better than spending it is if you earn less currency per reset than the shop has stock.

>bAsuna’s UE40 upgrade is more health when she’s already a badge student
what was the idea here??

>>529366964
Sorry but if all the students get good nobody is going to look forward to the fes and buy pakejis

>>529366828
Retard, check their twitter again, they laid out the full month schedule for 3x already.

>>529366828
They already did.

>>529367115
>tw*tter
I’m not some normalfag or faggot

>>529367221
lol

>>529367221
How do you get your lewds?

I just spent 100 mil upgrading my Geburah teams. This better be worth it

>>529367662
EX

>>529367686
I meant art and videos, sometimes even SFW stuff

>>529367780
I don’t care about that stuff

>>*********
>*******
*'* *** **** ********* ** ******

>

So Nekopara After is coming out on steam today, after about a months delay. BA next month?

>>*********
* ***'* **** ***** **** *****

****** balls

>>529368162
do you think anyone here either works for nexon or is reviewing BA on steam? dumb question, you're dumb

Kaitenger GA tomorrow right?

>>529368230
>* ***'* **** ***** **** *****
**** *** **** *** **** ****** *****?

>>529368162
That would be amazing if it turned out BA getting delayed ended up saving nekopara's release

>>529368353
That's fucking stupid, I don't give a shit about nekopara.

WAKE UP

>>*********
*** *** *̶*̶*̶*̶ ****!?

>3x this month
Maybe I will buy monthlies

>>529368318
But what if you didn't have breakfast today, wouldn't you be upset?

When can I roll for my wife Nagisa?

>>529368507
But I did have breakfast today

>>529368591
Ok, now get globalized.

>>529368405
I don't care about it either but any undoing of valves recent bullshit is a positive development
Fingers crossed for BA soon

>>529368691
you'll have to catch me first

>>529368727
>soon
Just give it to me before Seiafes and all is forgiven, Gaben.

>>529359937
imo it is. If you give everyone a 5% damage boost and one character gets 4% instead then I'd call that a nerf every time.

Returning player here. Saw a screenshot of lolis wearing bikinis in game, and I thought it was fake until I corroborated they were real. Does that mean that BA lolis can now wear bikinis? No lore one piece swimsuits?

Fuck off, Thomas.

You're not fooling anyone

how do i get a cat grill friend?

Why did they lie about speeding up the global schedule to catch up with JP? It's been almost a year and still no changes.

>>529369072
I want to molest her while she's busy

>>529369072
This is probably my favorite furniture interaction.

sag

>>529368591
was this from the anime? or some pv

>>529369246
chink PV for V3

I'M GONNA DO IT

They took away Mika...

>>529369072
Why is she blowtorching the food when the grill is right there?

>double exp weekends 3x in July
we eating good this month, new cutie bros

>>529369747
It was supposed to be for the Steam newbabs....

>>529368423
stop triggering my schizo

Are there gonna be guaranteed tickets for blueFES?

>>529368507
>not fasting until evening

>>529370024
Hifumi doesn't belong with those shitters

>>529369201
Nexon got cold feet after the overwhelming backlash they received for accelerating. /bag/ was a warzone of people being upset when it got announced and so were KR forums (arcalivey, DC inside, etc.)

>>529370024
Yes. Selector? No.

UE40 Seia worth getting? Afaik Rio works perfectly fine at 3* since the EX damage she copies is calculated off the other unit's, and Neru isn't really used for anything yet. Not sure how much the extra 2 seconds of Seia's cost recovery pans out or how much she's used in general.

>>529369821
yeah... sucks to be them...
instead I will be drinking all that sweet newcutie goodie juice in their stead!
nexon is still free to give us more triple exp events when the steam version finally gets released of course!

>>529369201
>>529370136
Acceleration is good, and 3 months instead of 6 months is a godsend. Even so, we've accelerated what, 2 weeks since they said they would? This week before 4th anniversary should have been accelerated since it's a rerun of archived event banners.

>>529370285
Only if you have surplus eligma, otherwise no.

>>529370136
KR was the one who actually wanted the acceleration though
/bag/ was filled with seething metafag poorfags

#1 on the smell ladderboard, UZQueen...

>>529369838
what

>started decagrammaton
>past episode 16
>3 lolis without panties
well no fucking wonder it got delayed

>>529370024
This image lmao

I need Hinawank

>>529370590
arona schedule me a vacation inside seia

>>529370446
KR is filled with even bigger metafags

>>529370542
A challenger appears

>>529370885
Their metafags actually pay up though so theyre fine with acceleration

>blunder massively by getting S.Hanako elephs instead of normal eligma
I'm such a retard, why is matrix always trolling me into making a bad decision, and then immediately makes me realize I made a bad decision?

>>529371223
your fault

Is it NTR if you let your student get fucked by tentacle pancake?

when are things gonna get better?

>>529371547
it's only ntr if she likes it more than you

Good morning dead /bag/

>>529371572
Aside from the steam fuckery things are still the same to me.
Could've been worse, could've been better, but I sure am not agonized about it.

the more seia you post the longer the desktop client delay

>>529371768
good

>>529366807
This with the face mask thugs.

>>529371480
fucking matrix fault for making loki and joker love trolling me

students that would eat spicy sweet chili doritos at 2am with me

>>529372024
Yuuka

>>529371694
holy fuck

>>529371572
>Get better
>Recent streams / releases have been absolute bangers that were blufes-tier if it wasn't for the lack of screaming jap footage
Short of Seia microbikini I don't see where we have to go.

God I hate importing

>>529372082
See something you like?

Which girl is the sexiest if she was real

>>529372303
literally the post above yours

>>529372303
Michiru.

I'm not gay but I don't feel anything looking at pussy (wet or not) since I was young.

>>529372303
This creature

>>529372303
Unironically Asuna and Karin.
Yes basic bitch option, I know, but picking Kokona or Ibuki would be... problematic.

>>529372303
rin

>>529372493
Classic gookako post.

>>529372525
I think Discord might be more your speed

>>529372525
I wouldn't be so sure

>>529372557
What part of "Real" from the original post did you not understand you stupid Moi? I'd fuck 2d Kokona and Ibuki, why would I touch them IRL?

>>529372625
They don't look asian

>>529372625
Never post this shit again

>>529372628
There are no glowies reading this thread. You can be honest

>>529372557
Momoi's anus...

>>529372752
Sure we don't.

sexy seia

>>529359757
i would bring my discord kitten to live with me

>>529372752
I want to fuck anime children. How anyone gets hard over actual children is beyond me.

>>529372936
this but women

Does anyone have that momoi music video that would get posted every now and then here with a complementary webm?

>>529372303
Toki.
>>529372625
Asuna and Karin if they were American:

I have a crippling adult woman fetish

Child

I don’t want to go to work

>>529373294
appreciate your work, anon... I'd love to work if I could
instead I play vidya and drink tea all day

>>529373294
It's already Monday.

>>529373383
Better to drink tea/coffee than alcohol.

>tea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNvgI_6TjeQ

>>529373294
I am working right now!

>>529373484
if alcohol was the solution to be able to work , believe me I would be drinking it
it does the opposite tho by inflaming my guts even further
I don't digest that poison

Your students would want you to drink alcohol like a proper adult should.

>>529373745
They just want to take advantage of me

>>529373587
Alcohol is always a solution. It's chemistry.

>>529373745
Proper adult drinks hot chocolate.

>>529373486
>Having that on speed dial

>>529373587
Yes, nobody digests alcohol, it is absorbed directly into the bloodstream.

can I post this? https://cdn.donmai.us/original/3a/d4/3ad4ee4f4f6bb05c58f3fc9d52055d91.jpg

Desuwide

>>529373902
yeah

Is it true BA encourages you to act out your fantasy IRL?

>>529373902
>Ako
You may not

When is the penis inspection?

if green vegetables were holy and good karma
then alcohol and meat would be most evil karma
isn't alcohol just rotten, fermented fruit?

I'm glad sensei doesn't drink it in canon.

>>529374208
Yeah, im play BA for 2 years and now im a familyman with a lovely missus and 2 babyboys

Canonically, Sensei smokes.

>>529374208
Yes. I want to be a responsible adult that women of all ages will lust after.

>>529374220
now, inspect this
*unzips*

HAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>529374328
weed? that's relateable

>>529374257
But wine is alcohol and wine is the blood of Christ

>>529374540
I love aru bullying. But only when it's just the two of us. I like her trying to keep the facade up while there are other people around us

>>529372625
die

Say bing

>>529374670
say bing

>>529374670
bong

Galactorrhea or lactorrhea is the spontaneous flow of milk from the breast, unassociated with childbirth or nursing. Galactorrhea is reported to occur in 5–32% of females. Much of the difference in reported incidence can be attributed to different definitions of galactorrhea.

>>529374783
Why does it happen?

>>529374670
BANG!

>>529374919
I wished...

>>529374783
Short stature refers to a height of a human which is below typical. Whether a person is considered short depends on the context. Because of the lack of preciseness, there is often disagreement about the degree of shortness that should be called short.

>>529370590
hey I live in that country
That town is famous for its cheese

bing chillin means
ice cream

>>529374919
you dare to used my own spell against me, Mrs Plana?
https://youtu.be/XIMWC4b7e30?si=CZJVHyP6xSYNLm-z

>>529375106
How does she always do it?

I want swimsuit hifumi

>>529375116
Have you been in Seia before

>>529374843
hormones, same shit with baldness and small penis on man

Sensei... don't forget Miyako

>>529375224
"increased sensitivity"

What's the status on BA in japan?
still ultra-trendy or is it unwinding a little?

>>529375434
Too popular

>>529375434
I don't know, saar. Ask your shitskin friends, they're everywhere in japan.

https://x.com/sekaiproject/status/1939398484681216038

BA should get the okay next.

>>529375519
Is this true? Have all the conbini really been taken over by them?

Burgerbros, I'm afraid it's been...

Sakisex

how much dicks of nexon dev i had to slurp to make them appoint Kivotos Battleground ingame?

>>529375608
?

>>529375259
No, still a virgin

>>529375746
> Port a game within a game
By that point just make another game.

>>529375570
I was watching a twitch stream of a guy in Japan doing random daily stuff and the clerk was an Indian. I was spooked unironically

>>529375982
It’s unironically owari da for Japan, on top of the seaniggers they already had, they’re getting flooded with jeets and kurds, one of the most subhuman strain of muslim

Why do they call Seia 'the doom fox'?

>>529376090
>>529375982
japan is having a birthing crisis they need outside support

>>529375834
me on the right

>>529376229
her fake dooming during vol 3

>>529360320
Face sitting
Cunnilingus falls under vanilla IMO but I feel like I enjoy it far more than your average Joe

>>529376238
Nah, they are facing the Jewish problem

I’m finally getting Nonomi to UE40 this month, will she shine in yellow kaitenger?

New Rick and Morty episode got me thinking about Shuro correction

>>529376440
Maybe, for the first phase. Otherwise use Mika if you intend to 1T it.

>>529376596
Isn’t it one of those cases where 2T’ing it is faster if you immediately forfeit the phase 1 team after they’ve done their job and then bring the ST team for the second phase?

Why like Nonomi?
She will always cherish her minigun over you.

Good Morning https://litter.catbox.moe/660ad3dsfx8uqhj2.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/dxtedtbs6xwi325c.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/i5x8neoszy7mk6ad.mp4

>>529376698
If you can beat P1 that fast then sure.

>>529374220
Is this where she makes me inspect hers?

Sex.
With Ibuki.

/vg/ representative poll: https://forms.gle/v9KH5uARcS9NcVb5A

Kivotos Halo Festival 2 Interest Survey: https://forms.gle/MTrMJMsSfnMkBx5J8

Deadline: July 3rd 1:00 AM UTC

>Good Morning
I thought most hated pedo poster here was from SEA though?
Him posting now either makes him either from east coast USA or Europe.

>>529376938
Do you start jacking off as soon as you wake up?

>>529377098
I voted twice

>>529377108
The pedoposter is Canadian, actually

>>529376938
Good morning

>>529377187
You don't?

>>529377098
go to sleep bad chise

>>529377108
we love iboogi poster

SMASH MASH OR PASS ON MASH (& be gay)

Are >we rolling tomorrow?

>>529377450
I'd fuck Mash, really.

>>529377260
So is it safe to assume he is a French Canadian of an Asian ethnicity? Do we know anything else about him?

>>529375982
>the clerk was an Indian
Better get used to it, that's been a thing for like 3-5 years now in all the major cities, even ones surrounding tokyo/osaka/Kyoto where you wouldn't expect there to be a big foreigner presence.

Monthly reset in 8 hours

Fuck you Chise

I fuck Chise

>>529375982
Wait till you see what akihabara is like these days. Incidentally it's the only place BA has a notable marketing presence physically from what I've seen

I am quite fond of Chise

>>529377565
why are you trying to research him like a weirdo

>>529377454
I own literally every gamer maid so no

>>529377926
So I can kill him justifiably before he does something to irl Ibukis?

>>529377985
I understand the joke

>>529377454
I have B. Toki, so no need.

>>529377431
>>529377097
^o^

>>529378546
I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>529378546
It almost looks like the double peace ahegao pose

do people play video games anymore

it's vidya

>>529378546
Mari was a fraud all along...

childs

I love kindergarteners

>>529373323
thanks

steam is up

Steam up my ass.

forbidding lewd art from fan is stupid

hows that ue50 seia fund looking bros?

Child butt

>>529379575
she’s staying at 3* for a bit

>>529379439
REAL

>>529379575
whaleGOD i kneel, please spare this dirty ftp soul if mine

>>529379575
what's the point of ue50'ing a support character?

>>529379575
I'll get her in the free pulls

>>529379752
OUR LOSERS!

>>529379575
I am ready for more pissfoxes. UE50 might have to wait after how much of my ligma I pumped into Satsuki though.

>>529379563
kinda based

>>529379575
guaranteed UE50 day 1 naturally

>>529379912
Was the anon that sometimes does ERP as Satsuki here the one that lead you into making her UE50 ? I can't use her anymore after witnessing that.

>>529379575
Is Seia even worth upgrading to UE50?

>>529379769
she's a support??

>>529379575
She'll remain 3* like DAko

>>529380021
No.
Her armor type means she's surprisingly durable.
4* or UE30 is good enough.

>shitting bricks
I don't get it

>>529379563
whats the yakuza gonna do about it

>>529380014
No, and people being faggots with pictures of students I like will never impact me, there'd be none left at that point.
I just love Pandemonium Society.

>>529379575
>ue50 Seia
>implying I'll even ue30 her
3* Also - 86k pyrox + 40 fully unread momos

>>529380021
UE40 gives more cost back and any increase at all gives her more survivability and better shield stats but I wouldn't call that worth over UE50ing a DPS. if you're absolutely swimming in ligma then go ahead

>>529379896
>>529379591
>>529379387

>>529380171
>there'd be none left at that point.
I saw maybe 2 or 3 ERPs in this general in the last months, why you act like those things happen often?

Seia doomed Steam release. I wanna spank her.

>>529380230
That cost back is at most 1/10th - 1.5/10th of 1 bar per ex use, how many times is she going to use it?

standing sex with students

>>529380315
>Bring up ERP unprompted then accuse me of shit in ESL
As you're demonstrating, you don't need to be ERPing to be a raging faggot.

>>529380559
nothing wrong with the english of my post, ERP-kun
no need to get so defensive

>>529380014
>>529380315
fuck off, retard

>>529380414
plump like a loaf of potato bread

>>529380414
Use this pic when baking seia bread

>>529380504
provide the associate imagery

>>529380152
not bet on your horse

>>529380414
Seia's anus...

stop posting gook images

>>529379563
Gatekeeping your wife from perverts is based actually

>>529380457
Assuming you're running a cost recovery special student then the cost recovery she provides is ~1.2 bars (~1.5 at UE40) per EX.
UE40 also increases her yellow buff and shield duration.

>>529380656
>"why you act"
>Now thinks I'm advocating ERP
Alright grug.

>>529380890
Still, not worth the price when you ask me.
t. S.Hanakolet with 1k ligma - so you know where the ligma will go

>>529379878
Wakamo isn't there though.

>got yelled at work
I will become Fubuki. Never again I will do more than I am asked for. If anything, I'll strive for less

>>529381208
what did you do?

>>529381023 (me)
Ok, maybe I can word it better - not worth the price, at least for now, from my perspective with my roster.

>>529380432
Sex with nana

>>529381208
Always work smarter rather than harder, and never do more than you are contractually obligated to do

>>529381208
But it’s only monday…
Tell your boss to fuck off

>>529379563
>>529380152
>>529380838
>whats the yakuza gonna do about it

NTA but a fan artist actually was visited by the Yakuza after talking about the topic

>>529381208
It'll pass

>>529380656
>>529380315
>in the last months
>why you act like those things happen often?

>>529381023
>>529381243
yes I understand
hence my original comment, if you have DPS fes students still at lower UE levels you're much better off using your limited ligma amount on them instead

>>529381330
what happened on that day

>>529379575
It'll be bond 50 UE40 on day 1

>>529381208
>he wasn't doing the bare minimum and being competent enough already
Just don't be the worst guy at work.

>>529380845
I will not stop posting them.

mks

>>529381558
bro...

>>529381353
It's a misunderstanding
Kazuma Kiryu visited him and he is now a pocket racer champion.

>>529381353
why dont they just call the cops? i thought the yakuza wasnt an actual threat in the modern day

hypno + breast milking

>>529379575
60k i think

>>529381908
WHOA MAMA

>>529381229
>working on a website for a client
>deadline close
>no task at hand so ended up doing QA
>add a static button so it maches the mockup from the designer
>basically leaving something ready for a colleague
>fast forward two days
>anon did you make this?
>ye
>what is supposed to do?
>logout your user and redirect to the home page I assume
>"I assume"..?
>essentially got told not to leave shit unfinished
Makes sense if you look at it from an outsider perspective but the gist of it is that nobody asked me to do something and got blamed in the end because I was the last person who worked on that thing. Pretty dumb of me I know

>>529382247
my penis would feel good touching her skin

>>529382247
>crocs