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>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg (embed)
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
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>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group Passworderg
>Touch Bloodstain: >>529384815
I queued with erg once.
Both picked Revenant, so I just saw Rya's nipple
>>529415929you're not funny
Recluse sucks, Iโd rather see a raider every single time on my team
She's such a grumpy muffin
PSNBros anybody wanna play?
Can queue for all bosses with erg pass
>>529416039You got bad recluses then, a good reclussy solos the run and you just hang back and watch
Female characters are weak and useless by design so they can be carried by the strong and actually useful male characters.
>>529416143Already playing
>>529416245I'll queue up then
>Female characters are weak and useless by design so they can be carried by the strong and actually useful male characters.
>>529416162Thatโs not true at all, recluse is in the back casting while the carry, probably a raiders is holding aggro on the boss
>>529416323K, but I don't play with /erg/ so I won't be adding to your queue count.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrprk5dNboI
>>529416143yes, in a moment
PSBros join up! 1/3, all bosses, erg pass
imo they need to make every boss have like twice the hp but also drop way more runes and better stuff
it's really lame how 25 minutes of a run consists of chainstunning enemies and wailing on them
>>529416735You'll eventually get him lol
Reminder to NEVER pick up random junk just for the passives.
I tested this extensively and it's true.
>3 recluse team
>constantly out of mana because fuckers are stealing my magic residues
never again
This has been, currently is, and always will be a Revcluse general.
>fulghor decides to do his 3000 hit glaive combo
>low on stamina
>"whatever I'll just use totem to iframe through it and stagger him"
>doesn't stagger him because lmao from hitboxes
>i am now on top of his wailing ass and die
I am starting to get really fucking tired of this game's inconsistency
>>529416825>almost quit to desktopso this is the power of sneedger
>>529416807The passives for your build will never be random junk.
Okay, I decked out Raider. What should I avoid? Summoning the totem in the middle of the fight, right? Or should I actually do it? I admit I'm not sure what it does but I have a relic that gives some HP back if enemies die near it.
>>529416807>I tested this extensively and it's true.would be nice to see some of that """testing""" faggot
replace revenant's Necromancy passive with a thing that makes her able to conjure the little sword skeleton guys from Rosus' Axe or Call of Tibia as her skill instead, so it's actually useable in bossfights
>>529417075You haven't played Nightreign yet?
>>529416843Damn, you feel so threatened by Revussy posting that it made you feel insecure.
>>529416125>>529416843Imagine slowly feeding her into a woodchipper. She starts off caught between outrage and derision. Proclaims that you have clearly lost your mind and that the consequences will be dire, blah blah blah. When you show no sign of stopping though her tack begins to change and she begins to threaten you. Helen will gut you like the filth you are, Sebastian will crush you alive, etc. By now she's
lost everything beneath her knees. Her tirade of insults and guarantees of your hideous death continues until you reach her crotch. Now she's showing the first signs of fear. She can feel that the physical form anchoring her soul to life is beginning to fray.
Nightreign should add 2kat and Fume Knight.
Clean as fuck Libra run Rev and Raider. 0 deaths! gg!
>>529417063>g-guys is it okay to use my totem??you're not cut out to play raider babe, stick to revenant
>>529417075Literally just do one match where you pick up nothing except weapons that match your starting weapon class, you'll get another matching one after almost every boss.
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>>529417063Just spawn it to the side, the actual damage from it's spawn has a big enough aoe to stagger shit way out of the way.
Captcha: TNDSJ
>>529416807until i see datamines I'm not believing any of this. same for gaol buff being 40 instead of 35
>>529416825what does power of house marais/vengeance do?
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>>529416618you think the veteran's prothesis would also works
>>529417187I've read your post like 4 times and I'm still not a 100 percent sure what you're trying to get across
>>529416776put on a trip so I can filter you
>>529416735about to queque
>>529417326You can see it works like that by playing the game a few times.
>>529417063this asked last thread
and the one thread before that
and the one before that
holy fucking shit just lurk a bit more or search somewhere else you fucking FAGGOTS
the lockon prioritizing downed teammates has got me killed probably 90% of all my nightlord deaths, retarded niggers at fromsoft
>>529417063summon the totem to trap the boss whenever your Recluse uses her ult or has the infinite FP cocktail going, the damage boost will help her comet azur immensely
>>529417328permanent stat buffs for every enemy you kill
marais is more attack focused, vengeance gives you hp and stam (and attack power too I think)
>>529416843on playstation whenever i get a recluse on my team shes absolute garbage, i feel like her and duchess are the ones i see the least.
>>529417326Bother Zullie about it, i already messaged "her" but it probably won't be seen.
>>529416195yeah but theyre way cooler
>>5294173602/3 you just join??
if you play mage in elden ring and dont use the fun melee spells are you even really playing the game?
>>529417360It'll be easier if you just stop trying to bait the anon that embarrassed you.
He's obviously aware of what you are doing as much as the rest of us are.
>>529417457since it is in the game does that mean there are legit relics that give that effect? i haven't seen any
>>529417328marais is the special effect of the executioner greatsword, raises your atk for each kill (and your overall atk, not just the sword's)
>>529417526>whoa dude it's like a normal melee attack but it uses your manawhat's the point
>fighting gigachad fulghor
>fight going actually pretty well
>he flies up to do his gay homofaggot sailor moon nuke
>the other two guys quite literally just fucking stand there and look at him while i run away from the explosion
>entire fight goes to absolute shit afterwards
Which Jewtuber do i have to blame for this?
>>529417493why the fuck would i go to a youtuber, she's not the only autist with the tools for it
>>529417325>>529417449Noted, thanks.
I'll also check if it rez teammates.
>>529417580They're on legendary weapons only. For some reason they let you put weapon passives on relic effects and they're completely functional.
>>529417741ah, got it, yeah, quite blatant cheating then
>>529417643Well Zullie was the only one to find the actual stats of the characters and a bunch of other stuff so clearly other dataminers aren't as efficient.
PSbro, how long til we switch to 2 pass players option? I'm not in a rush, but don't want to wait too long either
>>529417249yeah if you ever get that frenzy tower event while on Libra it's essentially a free win
when you're already good enough/geared enough to easily beat him regardless, that absolutely stomping we just saw is what happens instead.
>>529417598Think of it like an L2. Way more range than any melee attack and it has a hard knockdown on charge, only a select few colossals get a hard knockdown on their charge R2.
>>529417526For me it's picrel
I have been queuing up to fight sovereign Fulghor multiple times every day since he released and just now realized his weakness is lightning, not holy.
Guess my main.
>>529417869zullie just gathers info from ?ServerName? (the souls modding d*sc*rd) and makes a video with some stills and captions. the actual datamining is done by other people. like vaati and "his" lore theories
>>529418072cute dollbrain
>>529417946I'm down if you are
>>529418072probably a revenant that's been throwing discus at him for like 100dmg a hit
BRUH you get kicked for afk'ing????? i was in solo and doing a quest so i was just waiting for the tide to kill me. fucking ASS
>>529418072To be frank the icons are fucking dogshit and nearly impossible to tell apart from a quick glance.
>>529418242how long did you afk? I did a quest, waited it out, ran to the circle and let the mobs kill me
>ironeye completely skips starter camp which had a stonesword key
>manages to die to wormfaces like a shitter
>leaves like a bitch
>random raiderbro and I still hit level 15 and clear Fulghor
lmao easy
>>529418191just changed. All bosses
>>529418329How long will you be Frank?
Well that was slightly lackluster, gg soupy
>>529418263Correct.
>>529418329Yeah but still...
>>529417526I would like it if like you could have different spells per and and not like 1 big pool so lime I have to go through my like ranged and melee spells in the same list
>>529417526the one where you swing the greatsword horizontally is sick, they honestly could have just condensed all of the carian greatsword actions into one spell and made it act like a melee weapon
>>529416807>defensive>halberdnice testing
>>529418553>they honestly could have just condensed all of the carian greatsword actions into one spell and made it act like a melee weaponthat's just the Bound Weapon spells from elder scrolls
>>529418553fun fact: greatsword true-combos into piercer
>>529416807so what you're telling me is I can get ornamental straight swords to spawn every run just by only picking up straight swords? kino is back on the menu
>>529418814Well idk if you can get a specific one consistently, but you can definitely increase its odds.
>>529418804What's a true combo?
>>529418797arya is my favorite erg tranny, she always plays well
>>529418797>3 raiders and a big centaur wrestling under the hot desert sunimagine the smell...
>>529418898against human sized enemies, including players, it's impossible through any means to avoid being hit with piercer if you were hit with greatsword
you're staggered long enough that it will always hit
>>529418898it's a pvp meme, a true combo is when the next hit lands before the stagger from the last one wears off so you can't roll out of it
>>529416807anyone who has played the game seriously (wagelets need not apply, you don't have enough hours in the day to actually observe a trend during gameplay) knows this is true, but i prefer to think of it as deliberate manipulation, rather than "fucking up" my drop table.
>>529418990You could scrape the swear off with a chisel and crunch it
>>529419046me too
and it's not the first time it happens. But I did get a pass march earlier today
>>5294191462/3 now, is that you?
>>529416876you're getting tired of your skill issues.
>>529416876heh, nothin personel kid
>>529416807This is absolutely true and is one of the reasons why I only pick up seals and staves as Recluse regardless of passives.
>another hour of wfh before I can nightreign
it's not fucking fair
>>529417598stance break with your counter attack thrusting sword then pile on damage with carian swords before and after riposte
>>529419234yeah
I'm Q-ing all bosses and it's not giving us a random, what the hell?
>>529418329holy is golden brown, lightning is yellow.
How would you make Smelter Demon actually dangerous?
>>529419743gonna try again same settings
>>529419786play revenant with randoms, get to level up to 3, reach level 6 by runecount but miss grace before entering the circle
>>529418390Anyone who does shit at level 1 is garbage at the game, no bro you arenโt cool for killing stuff at low hp it takes forever, level 2 is OP as fuck compared to level 1
Can't even make it 100 posts without people posting pedo Revenant shit.
When are they dropping the Everdark bug?
>>529420143what do you do
>>529419743Add me on PS, it keeps connecting us but not the random third
>>529418471what sort of humiliation ritual is it to continually post the same dogshit ai slop to announce you are a retarded pedophile to the thread
lmfao
>>529416354Seething foid.
>>529420446troon nerve = struck
>>529420317sorry that's as far as I'll go
>>529420329How can you see other people's names in the lobby? Is it just a console thing? It doesn't show on pc
>>529416618https://youtu.be/fxHSyPrpkdM?si=8L7aCxs4jFHv9dMY
The game's not over yet.[roll credits]
KINO
>>529420538embarrassing canned response to go with
shocker (not)
having aggro on a boss for like 8 attacks in a row and seeing executor in the cut holding his gay ass cursed sword trying to aura farm makes a nigga become the joker
Guardian, nice try. Other Rev, hello funny name. What a match huh?
So this... is how the revrevguard dream ends huh... not... a bad.... run.......
Hold up praystations im cuming
Why doesnโt guardian get bonus damage on kick AoW
>>529420983would you kiss a mokfel girl at tiff
ggs wylder/ironeye, clean run
>>529421069Should have gone for the triple rev...
>>529421241very clean, nice working with you duchess
>play exec
>fulghor
>get aggro
>yay sekiro time
>immediately lose aggro after one deflect from recluse throwing all magic known to man at him
>spin combos her to death
please..sekirooooo......
>>529421368Saving this pic and sending it to someone
So what the fuck am I supposed to do for a decent Duchess relic setup? Most of the class stuff she gets seems like shit besides the one that boosts restage damage.
>the stormveil gate is a mock-up of the divine gate from the DLC
MIYAZAKIIIII
YYYYAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>529421907The one that triggers restage on dagger combo finishers is great too especially since she can continue her combo after a dodge unlike anyone else.
Besides that, bleed+frost setups are great on her.
>>529421907Post attack healing, restage on dagger chain
>>529422042that one seems like it nerfs your regular restage
>>529418390>Someone other than me is posting Shinobu
>>529421907>seems like shit>USUALLY isduchess is one of those characters where any 3 relics just switches the whole playstyle of the character, you can go dagger combo, staff, arcane, even crit with the ult build.
do you guys think gemmy will ever come back
>>529422003Godfrey knowing a bunch of deeplore redeems him entirely.
ใฝ(๏ฝะยด#)๏พ needs correction
>get marais sword
>farm damage
>give it to team mate since i want dual straight swords
>look like a cheater post game
my god
>>529417383He's doing it for attention, that's why he's avatarfagging. Just ignore him.
>>529422460the worst part is teammates not understanding you currently have a marais in your hand and pinging weapons for you.
>>529422168Iโm pretty sure how it works is each restage snap shots, so if you say restage chain after a bleed then restage with your skill the damage window itโs restaging is nonexistent. Like itโs some jojo stand erasing time in the past that would have be restaged if you did not already restage in other words you canโt restage your restage so I put a restage in your restage
>>529419786when he spawns he traps all players in a tiny arena where the camera fights against you and you always take his passive fire damage
>>529417063post your butt again
>>529420869We have the option to switch between player id's and names. Idk if pc does but it's probably buried in the connectivity options. I usually switch it to player names for screen shots and player ids for normal stuff just to know who was who if I need to block someone who throws but is using erg pass or just wanna add them to my friends or a group chat used for coordinating matchmaking.
>>529422572they can't report me as a cheater anyway, the sword's listed in my footprints.
>>529422381Illya coded outfit.
>>529417063use it whenever you fucking feel like it the same way while other puny ass bitches are dodging for their life you just facetank the death combo
>>529422343You mean godrick?
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>>529422765Here's me being a butt.
>>529423081I just don't get it. I got to hit a few good hits, but most of the fight was just him taking me down in two hits.
Or, once I took that vial that turns taken damage into hitpoints, somehow missing me.
>>529423148No. I mean Godfrey, lord of Stormwind, as Horah Loux before being ousted.
>>529418797That was amazing and the first time i got to try this """build"""
Got the shield talisman, successive attacks restore FP passive(all fp was returned every time so infinite shield crashing), and the passive on the shield itself gave the 60% negation bubble every time the whole shield crash connected, and it did over 1200 damage when it did.
GG
> they still haven't fixed the DCs
there's gotta be a point where they get punished for this somehow. i love these games but on a technical level ...
>>529423165i loved them so much
both her and wylder are plotting to save each other
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>play with randoms
>lose every other game
>playing with randoms defeating three different nightlords in a row becomes the last and hardest achievement to get
>play with erg
>win every game
>>529416807so out of curiosity i just tried this, picking up nothing but one rapier and one longsword at the very start of the game to get more of them to spawn and I saw a grand total of 0 rapiers and 0 longswords
so this is either complete bullshit or is such a slight effect that it's not worth considering
>>529416807I realized this after an absolutely disastrous run with Ironeye where I grabbed a bunch of shields and swords with item discovery/ranged dmg and ended up getting random boss trash the entire run, ZERO bows for the entire run.
>>529423245you're only supposed to get hit when you have retaliate up, the rest of the time you dodge normally. don't try to trade blows with bosses
>run with erg on
>everyone has the evergaol relic
>clear tons of gaols every run
>STILL no ancient gaol chiev
Thanks for the win anyways, Raider and Wylder...
>>529423594you'll eventually get how it works when you play the game.
>>529423627Retaliate is the basic punch thing, right?
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>>529423568I'm not actually convinced it's possible to lose with erg
>>529423746Oh yes the fuck it is. There's some real shitters in there, you're just lucky.
>>529423897anon maybe... you're the shitter
When are they buffing Guardian to not be trash?
>>529423746It isn't unless 3 relatively new players somehow manage to queue at the same time into the pass.
There's almost always someone who's played a while to wrangle them into a victory though.
>executor is a crucible knight
>D faith
they just make this shit up on the fly
>>529423928about your schizo loot theory?
>>529421907BROKE BOY RELICS ONLY
>>529423701Seeing shit like this just makes me 100% confident that the guy pushing this "theory" is just a shitposter hoping to fuck up people's runs.
I don't mind if I lose with erg, as long as it's a good time~
>>529424007Still mindbroken huh?
>>529424045not my theory, the game just works like that.
>>529424027and his yellow glowy attacks are physical damage according to some random shitposter on /erg/. not even holy. you can test it with holly attack power up if you want
I'm sorry, bros, I couldn't clutch it. No heals left and Ult on cooldown ;_;
>>529424076It's not a shitpost but the guy you're replying to is shitposting
>>529423746Clearly you haven't played with me.
>>529424143>the game just works like that.but it just clearly doesn't though
>when critting from the back you become slightly quieter sometimes
This is some parody level shit that someone would write as a joke about fromsoftware/RPG buffs. Just so utterly useless and stupid.
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>>529391057At least he has more than 0.
>>529424221It does though. I get you hate the guy that originally posted about it but that doesn't matter.
>>529424326why didn't it work that way when I did it just now
>>529417869Doesn't Zullie just steal, sorry I mean "build upon" the work of other modders?
> get pre-chewed ideas from forum> load them up in engine with mods made by others> add lore snippets from the usual loretubers> add majoras mask music> upload
>>529424289it actually works really really well with things you can backstab though, for chain backstabs
>>529424395>discord writingsus....
>>529424027I was going to say all crucible spells only require 27 faith, which is not that much and sounds D to me, but then I looked and he actually has 6 faith at level 15. What the fuck.
>>529424007guardian is better than duchess
>>529424289but it's actually good though
>>529419786Spawn the blue smelter as well and double both of their poise
>>529424395clearly other people just need to steal faster and more efficiently
>>529423712yes
also you don't have to time it to get the big punch, you have a meter that fills as you take damage and when you take a certain amount you get a big punch
just use it to trivialize mechanics, get damage uptime during combos, stuff like that. for example when fulghor does the arrow missile if you don't feel like moving just use it to tank it and proc the damage taken increases AP effect, or when he's spinning, or to ignore his jumps. it's extremely versatile and you take almost no damage. you also cannot die during it, nor get knocked back
>>529424470It's shit. Seethe.
>>529424380Because you are too upset about who posted a post so you go to absurd lengths to countersignal anything he posts.
>>529423949No. When the expedition ends with me 6 levels over a teammate who died on repeat and the other one DCing, your "you're the common factor" fallacy doesn't apply.
>>529417526There's no point when you can just infuse weapons with Magic and use ashes.
I guess it's good in PVP where some things like slicer or carian greatsword into piercer combo can be useful, but in PVE I prefer to have ranged projectiles for every situation + a few magic infused weapons for my melee needs.
>>529416825>fugly swarthoid skin>obsessed>posted it again award
>>529416876Japanese men are very effeminate so things being dumb and arbitrary shouldn't surprise you.
>>529424027Isn't he like some schizophrenic larper?
>>529424007He doesn't need a buff, he needs a vendor to sell him good relics, the fucker is to relic dependent and a guaranteed relic or two off a vendor will solve a lot of the Guardian problems
>ult heals>reflect>large tornado (tornado feels like complete ass without it)>halberd tornado (anons say its good for nightlords, idk)>draw attention>post damage healing>heal on block>recover stam on attacks (works on reflect)>evergoal perma damage>start with stonesword keyYou obviously don't need all of these but the more of these you don't have makes guardian feel like fucking ass
>>529424554I see. So basically like in Devil May Cry 3, you "stock up" damage that you block, and then throw it back?
I wish I figured that out before I got stomped so badly.
>>529424804the russian guy seems to have some sort of mental block about darker skinned people.
>>529416843Nice falseflag tranny but this is a Snow Duchess and Revkitten general. Only troon gooners like r*cluse.
worth or nah? already have skill dmg increase and chain attack skill reprisal
>>529424643This but unironically. Idk why people keep saying stuff like "ummm well YOU'RE also a rando to THE RANDOS. EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?!"
bitch I'm not the one pinging earlygame PoI's on day 2 and then proceeding to lag behind by a full minute, nor am I speedrunning maxing out my revive wheel on phase 1 of any given boss.
I can adapt and be flexible, accommodate silly rando stuff like church and ruins/camp spam but I can't do anything about them being slow or dying a bunch.
>>529424841>large tornado (tornado feels like complete ass without it)The tornado 'buff' is overrated. It stunlocks weaker enemies sure, but who cares about them, and against stronger enemies who aren't stunned by it, it just obscures your vision and is more of an annoyance than anything.
>>529424554nta but does it transform into the big punch or do you have to do an extra input
also does it count damage taken at all and any time, or only during retaliate?
>>529424854>you "stock up" damage that you block, and then throw it back?Kind of, but it's not variable. there's a threshold you reach and then your punch is powered up. Your Raider will have grey smoke/steam around his body when you've taken enough damage/hits for the next use of it to be powered up and it can happen mid-ability use if you take a hard hit during the initial stomp part
>>529424965Another hit for posture breaking when charging r2s is already best for posture breaking is good.
>>529424517> Vaatividya just steals most of his ideas from loreautists on 4chan during release weeksSome things really haven't changed since 2009
>>529424965It also deflects all ranged attacks for the duration, including troll pots. And it draws those it stuns into it for big heavy attacks. And it works on up to banished knights, so its not just small enemies.
>>529424965For me personally its more of a Guardian is just much more fun to play with large tornado, if you play awhile with large tornado then go back to normal tornado it feels less fun to play (for me anyways)
>I also forgot improved counter attack relic too
>>529424958Idk. I don't really use her ultishart around common mobs. Though the buffs in this game are pretty generous so I'm assuming they last as long if not longer than the Art.
backstab giving stealth is probably the better QoL option
>>529424965it doesn't obscure vision much anymore, that was changed in the last patch.
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big damage
>>529423165Errm her personality le bad or something!
>>529425106Wait, so you stock up damage even if you're not using the skill?
>>529425280Oh, really? Didnt know that, maybe Ill pick it up again. Kinda surprised somebody besides me complained about it.
>>529425350If you don't use the skill the skill being stocked up doesn't matter.
>queue for the final boss
>it's all wylder, all of the time
>>529425350Yes. Using the skill just lets you avoid like 90% of any damage during it and you can't be knocked back or killed.
You still "charge" it just as fast when taking hits during the skill as if the damage wasn't mitigated.
>>529425437I see. It's still interesting to use it early: the damage reduction is really good.
>>529424854>>529425018the damage isn't dependent on enemy damage, it's basically a meter and when you take enough damage. i'd say it's about 70% of your health. once you take that much damage, raider starts emitting steam and then your next retaliate will last longer and do the big hit which deals more damage and i think staggers literally anything in the game
all damage taken counts, not just during retaliate, and you don't have to press anything, your next retaliate simply has the empowered effect
>>529418390>pedo falseflag This is an Irongawd general thoughbeit.
>>529424643>>529424960some of those bosses have less than 5 moves anon, if you dont know how to dodge them 1 month after game release, its over
>>529425543If you play well you'll be using it all the time and it will only be the charged up punch like 1 out of 7 times you do it.
>>529423746It feels like we're all on the same page in terms of strats and routing and whatnot. A lot of runs honestly end in pretty mindless nightlord stomps
>>529424027Executor is so bizarre like his stat spread / passive / skill / ult were all designed by different people with different ideas of what a crucible samurai should be
Without a doubt him having high faith would've been great, while Revenant should've had arcane since in ER arcane represents power from within and Revenant is empowered by revenge, certainly not by faith in anything.
>>529424965It stunlocks shit all the way up to banished knights not just fodder peasants, makes it much better for deflecting projectiles and you can also use it to stall the revive timer. The extended whirlwind and regular whirlwind are both equally useless against nightlords who aren't augur (which the extended whirlwind rapes) so that's a moot point. It's a big upgrade
>>529425191>including troll potsit doesn't do this tho
I like when the night 1 boss is in the top right when it's the hidden city because you can take the bird directly to the entrance basically
But it's always annoying when people don't understand your ping on the tree and don't take the hawk too, uhg
Guardianbros... I accidentally made 3 different Recluse mains fall in love with me, and now all 3 wanna be my gf. I don't know what to do. Any advice? Or maybe you guys wanna take one or two off my hands for me?
>>529425617>spawned and steered hawk to land at gaol at level 1They deserved that death.
>>529425613Is he making steam because he's actually fuming with rage and the temperature is evaporating his sweat?
And thanks for the tip, I appreciate it. There's still the issue of the centaur running around, but honestly, I don't have the skill to fight any uber boss.
>>529425678>If you play wellDon't you know who I am? He doesn't who I am...
>>529425464>not wearing Dawn skin vs Night Aspect It just feels right.
>>529425882True Guardianbros wouldnt want even 1.
>>529416825>evergaol relicthe irony
>>529425880you mean guardian players spread false information? no way
>>529423594You need to pick up more of one or the other. Have 3 rapiers, you'll see more rapiers in boss gachas
Successfully finishing a run where a player ragequit should automatically give the quitter(s) a 24h ban.
>>529425676eat a salad fatty
Man going back to Recluse when Fulghor is over after so much Raider is gonna be hard. I'm going to have to dodge stuff again.
>>529426049>you mean guardian players spread false information?You might be thinking of the humiliated discord.
Does duchess' starting weapon normally do bloodloss or no?
>>529425915Probably true but I'm not going to give up on them, I usually follow and kill and leave without dying
>>529426153just normal loss
>>529426208What are you confused about? You think we don't know about what happened last week?
>>529425882Wagwan boss, me real birdman done made revenant gyalz love me, but birdman nuh suck pussy. He neva done suck pumpum of three gyalz. What I do?
>>529425575But anon, what if they turn out tarded due to incest?
They're adding more Nightfarers right?
Please give me a sword waifu who can actually smash stuff in melee and isn't made of tissue paper, it's not like the game itself is short on those but they're not playable.
>>529426381Gaslighting doesn't change anything anon you'll only give him an excuse to loredump and that will trigger the discord sisters more.
It's up to you which route you want to go.
>>529426102it scales dumdum
>>529426540nightfarer from zamor next.
>>529426540Honestly they should just add in Leda
That was probably my best rev game yet, absolutely goated I picked up that crucible sword for delivery. (We won talk about the dash ult wylder)
>>529426540straight sword, mid shield bro please
Some time ago there was a big list made of all the known dsgtroons' steam profiles and I haven't unblocked any of them since.
>>529426487Then we'll accidentally make another nightlord. New content <3
>>529426102At the very least they should get a humiliation ritual message telling them the run was successful
I have never lost a run with a leaver so far
>>529426540hopefully more than just two but who knows how much support this game will get
we could just get a small barebones DLC that adds one dude that is kinda shit
>>529426659I know.
Now tell me why you think that would influence what I said in any way?
>>529426981need thighs around head
>>529426981kek good one, that would explain the extra arm and the tard strength
>>529426832i was 3 for 3 on the Fulghor dash stop until today. i ashamed all Wylder mains today ToT ggs great team
>>529426981You just know that Duchess is the kind of woman that stinks good
>>529426832>>529427197we shredded the deathrite bird in 20 seconds lmao
What are the best team comps?
>>529427443coffee IS good for you.
>>529427393that's every attractive woman though
>>5294274433rev
100% win rate for me
>>529425880>>including troll pots>it doesn't do this thoIt literally does. Fuck off.
>>529427137I will squeeze your head as hard as I can.
>>529427178lol. Honestly having Heolstor as my son would make me so proud. My extra special boy~ Buying him cool swords as a young boy paid off, now he's aura farming and making dodgelets seethe.
>>529427393<33
>>529427414That was cathartic desu I hate that flying fuck
>>529427707Its mid. Its high B tier, maybe.
>>529427579There is a surprisingly large number of attractive women that stink BAD. Like panty shitstains and way too few showers and the delusion that perfume can replace showers level bad
>>529427443Wylder, Ironeye and Wylder
has anyone gotten the 3 win streak achievement with randoms
what boss
>>529427875Stop pretending to be a woman
>>529423568>>529428018Don't do it, you will regret it, unless your a 1% giga player you are going to get asshole fucked with randoms
>>529428018yeah, 3 random bosses I wasn't keeping track.
>>529428018did 3 wins vs uber fulghor this morning
>>529427772wtf, I posted literal video evidence of it not doing this. Why are you being mean to me
>>529427875rancid troon post
>>529428186SIR, I HAVE MY ORDERS, PLEASE BE NICE TO ME
>>529427970I blame socialization. The cultural perception is that women are just naturally neat and clean and perfect, and so they never are asked to learn anything. They stink, they leave laundry around it piles, they stick hair to the goddam shower wall, and never look into a woman's makeup kit good lord it gets horrifying. Meanwhile men are constantly immediately mocked for any tiny hygiene thing. Lots of men grow up to work hard to be good at grooming themselves because they dont want to be That Guy. The socialization has the opposite effect on both genders.
recluse faith scaling lowered to B
revenant summons no longer have collision with team mates
revenant summons are now near invisible for team mates
claws starting ash changed to lifesteal fist
there i just fixed rev
>>529427970my wife doesn't stink normally but if I catch her after a long day outside before she can shower the smell is legendary
>playing anything but raider
>>529428186Oh. I didnt watch the webm. I've seen clips before of it working so I dont know what happened for you.
>>529428018Yes. The first win can be any boss obviously. Save the doggo for last. #2 fight should be whatever other boss you're most confident in, for me that was Auger
I like this achievement, it's not easy but not too hard either
>>529428270>>529427970I will take your words to heart, my friends
>>529428312isn't your wife fat
>revenant summons giant spooky ghost from base game that shoots ghostflame beam which is int/fth
>FTH with INT/ARC dip
>Recluse special is a big blood magic aoe
>INT/FTH
STOP TRICKING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Been sitting in erg queue with one other loser for like 10 minutes now. Stop arguing and queue up for our third.
>>529427681If it's FuturePress then it's a good quality product, only downside is some info will be out of date due to the nature of patches and what not.
>>529428623Oh that's really hot thank you anon
>>529426089>just get 3 rapiers on a run where only 1 rapier appeared the whole timehmmm
>>529428575Stop assuming you're playing elden ring.
>>529428360had a raider do this in my last game, he completely missed and then got pummeled by the horse while on top of his rock
pretty funny honestly
Any tips for making guardian not feel like total dogshit?
He's my last nightfarer I need to complete
>>529428773this is literally elden ring
>>529428623I wish it was possible to have incest with people like outside of your family
>>529428270True.
You can't truly grasp what fucking disgusting creatures women are until you had to clean (semi) public women's restrooms.
>>529428881that's just sex
is there an achievement for getting every remembrance
>>529428612what platform?
>>529428881You can with step siblings and adoptive siblings. Just pretend who you're dating is your sibling.
>>529428934That'd what I mean, it's JUST sex, it's not incest
>>529428881what are you talking about, woman
>>529425613does retaliate count the full damage or only the final damage after reduction?
>>529429028I wish it didn't have to be just pretend
>>529429068Didn't say a single thing about sex/gender
>>529429131Well, let me legally adopt you and then we can make something work.
>>529428837Use the block like a slow parry, meaning don't stomp around superblocking all the time.
Use charged halberd counters.
Pick upgrades that trigger on walking or guard counters.
If multiplayer: hold your Ult.
>>529428360Did a two raider recluse run earlier, I used my gigapunch as Fulghor was doing his charge around animation (by pure luck mind you) and it interrupted him and he didn't charge at all
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so this little thing is the nightlord?
or is he something else that has been possessed by heolstor, like the nightlords, the father in revenant's remembrance and raider's rival?
>>529419763Working from home
>>529429489The nightlord came out of Recluse's vagina.
>>529429489I think it's baby heolstor but there's not really like proof for that other than circumstantial stuff and logical leaps
Like how the infant didn't have a name and Heolstor means hidden/shrouded. And like how character asks recluse if she'd be willing to kill her child and then like thr next step is to kill Heolstor (though it could be referring to her instead possibly killing the baby with the outer God bone)
>>529429718IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>waiting for queue
>testing in sparing ground
>wylder level 15 1h r1 = 122 damage
>same but 2 handed = 125 damage
>dual wield twin starting swords and l1 = 186 damage
I feel bad for the scrubs who advocate for two-handing...
+1 everdark fulghor erg pc
>>529429794The infant nightlord and heolstor aren't the same thing.
Heolstor and the other nightlords answer to the infant nightlord.
>>529429272>Play guardian >Holdy ult for as long as possible>Party still rolling around dodging everything throughout its duration instead of doing damage
Of course sweetie, mommy can carry your dps in yet ANOTHER everdark fulghor run...
i jobbed that, my bad brosephs
>>529430045Hurry up, slut.
>>529430004I disagree personally, but why do you say so?
>>529430158You'd be wrong. You'll get the full scope of the story after you play the game.
>>529429836the point of 2H is charged R2 spam for stance breaking
>>529430158Probably because he read the quest when he did it instead of just skimming. The nightlord comes and takes the baby away, dumbass. It didnt steal itself.
>>529420329GG, I'm done for now.
I don't get good Raiders recently, but I didn't expect the guy to ragequit like that, so I took a chill class expecting us to have a frontliner. lol
Second game I got was slow cause I really wanted to have the max estus, never seen so many churches before. Thanks for routing, it was good to turn my brain off for once
>>529427875You are a 100kg pale man with a baldig head and scoliosis
>>529430252Right because it'll make sense.
>>529430252>play the game.Yeah I'm not gonna do that
>>529430302It says that literally nowhere in the game
>>529429794they call it "gnawling". it reminded me of dark souls 3, when you give the dark spellbook to the blind priestess. she also talks about gnawling i think...
>>529430253That's only giving 201, and is much slower.
>>529430405It does for everyone else but you already so probably. Pretending you don't understand basic stories isn't the flex you think.
Really wish they'd drop the enhanced bugs like tomorrow. I'm tired of Centaurman, his 2nd phase is unironically easier than the 1st. You just blow everything right away to get him to his 2nd phase asap and you're good, it shouldn't work like this.
>>529430472If you wanna hear a drunk frnechman, I'm here
>>529430467Remeberance 5.
>>529430574you can tell a black drew this
>>529430574Uhh my boss saw this and now I'm fired.
>>529430783saggy sad tits point to it being a euro of some strain.
>>529430574My wife recovering after Raider is done with her
>>529416618www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTtOVa1DZJ8
>>529430734It says it disappeared itself, not that it was taken
>>529430045*smooch* *smooch*
>>529430574this is tasteful and should be allowed
Wylderbros... how come the cute Recluse gf's only go for Guardian players? It's not fair...
>>529427681Not my problem ameripoor.
>>529431192How much is that in American dollars?
>>529431187You were made for Duchess players anon. Now come here and do your duty.
>>529431187I already got my sister.
>>529431187Sorry, Wylderbro. You guys just can't compete with our BBC's (big bird cocks). You still have a lot to offer though!
>>529427772>>529428432>reply without looking at the webm>i've seen clips before of it workingholy fucking shit what a retard
>>529431256Around $5,600, once adjusted for Trump inflation.
>>529431474That would mean that it's cheaper for us than for the anon who said not their problem though
>>529428623>blushing red on earsHOLY FUCKIN CUTE
>>529431474man the world must be unnavigable for non-americans if this is how they think the world works.
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Do any of you fuckers actually play this game?
by how much?
>>529431715i need an answer to this before i queue
>>529431187Wylder is 5โ7โ
gaul
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I like to imagine wylder as a literally mentally ill gaul who doesn't wipe his ass
>>529431715Of course lol.
>>529415832 (OP)What's a good system for deleting all of the trash relics and making sure you keep good ones?
>>529428623>>529431607Bread and sex with my brother...
>>529431803Just check your stats before and after, duh.
>>529432014Selling them at the relic rite table
I had Rotted Woods
>evens Crater
>odds Noklateo
>zero Mountainslop
>>529432207Rotted Woods is probably my favorite shifting earth. Fuck Nokshiteo
excellent soloing, wylder. gg, sorry for the panic rolls
>>529432312same I like it, especially if the buff is where I guess it is
>>529428881we're all at worst 50th cousins, if you find a girl that was born within 200km of you then you're probably 20th cousins, and if you live in the same town and your families are rooted there it's quite likely you're 5th or even less cousins
>>529432370ggs lmao, goddamn what an adrenaline rush
Where do I hand back my tier list ranking. Iโm such a fraud
>>529432414just look up the map guide to know where it is
>>529431715french people are not allowed in the guild sorry
>>529432414>Spot buff on the way into woods>ping it for rando team mates>they ignore your ping and rush the castle for the clue>they didn't even stop to kill the commander guy
>>529431715yeah I do random queues
>>529432312>Amazing buff>Easy to traverse terrain>Lots of bosses close to each otherI love the woods, wish I got it every game
>>529432120yes but how do it efficiently. I have a million relics
>>529431187look around your room and stop being cringe
>>529432842filters options.
>>529432775Honestly it's worth killing the knight even if you get the blessing early since he drops rot weapons
If you beat a DS1 or DS2 boss it says "Victory Achieved"
If you beat a DS3 boss it says "heir of fire destroyed"
>>529432414just a note, it's still worth hitting the castle for rot greases if it's not too far off of your path
rot grease works on every boss
>>529432789And erg only does the superboss which I'm not confindent to fight.
Screw it, I'll go play something else.
>>529433041If you beat an invader, it says "GET REKT cunt".
>successive attacks negate damage
>perform successive attacks with my bow
>it doesn't negate damage
why are the tooltips especially shit this time around? Like really how much effort would it have taken to specify "melee"
>>529433174attacks imply you're doing damage
>>529433174poor guy can't into game mechanics. Could you imagine if that was you? I'd never.
>>529433174>Getting hit as Ironeye>Everlol, lmao even
I am the bastard child of ranni and malenia
>>529433174This is the best elden ring game when it comes to giving info on what stuff does
I wasn't big on the bugs but they're starting to grow on me
>>529431192Why the fuck are you getting charged LESS?
How come we even get matched with chinks?
I thought they had their big titty firewall
>>529433597They unironically let you past it if your social credit is high enough. They know you'll be a cccp mouthpiece online so they want them there.
>>529433483> child of ranni and maleniaEnjoy your supercancer AIDS and lack of body
>>529432014sell everything and cheat the ones you really want but give yourself 2 good mods at most
>>529421907More damage on restage is the best passive by far.
The dagger one is fine but nowhere as useful + limits your setup too much, it probably works really well if you can manage to have frost + bleed on your starter dagger though, as it'll restage both the procs and buildup leading to some nasty numbers.
Stamina on hit and Bloodborne hp recovery are great generic effects.
Other than that just stack damage and vigor.
>>529433597vpns exist anon
>finally get a seal with Law of Regression so I can test it on a powered up Libra
>forget to use it that fight
kill me
>>529433760They cancel out like pemdas no biggie
>>529432014Filter for all small and medium ones, then just go through the large ones pressing the select button if you want to sell it and favorite it if you want to keep it
>>529433798bleed on starter dagger feels really bad its much worse than dropped bleed daggers and breaks your damage. most normal enemies die after 10 hits and then you bleed them.
the dagger moveset is actually insanely busted and anytime you dont use one as duchess you're halving your dps so the reprisal relic can be insane.
the better you get at duchess the more full combos you land and the more free restages you get on your best weapon anyway.
using spells is good too but if you want to meele dagger all the way. frost enchant makes killing any small enemies a breeze. if you get another good dagger you swap to it after freezing. dual wield moveset is worse so usually not worth it.
>>529433756What does this have to do with Trump? Even when converting to euros, he is still paying 20% less than I would have to pay, and that's not counting for wage differences.
>>529428112i guess i'm 1% giga, i got this with randoms like day 2
Hit the boss not me sludge
>>529433527Multiple reasons, ยฃ > $ and because Bamco store points discount + FuturePress is based in Europe, so I'm not getting jewed by American VAT, most likely.
>>529428360>brothers... we must build the wall
>>529434220don't namedrop you nigger
mage thief fighter is my favorite setup
gg it was a bit too easy
>>529434381Posting about their discord friends in the thread is the point though.
>>529434381Woooooah chill with the racism. What the hell
>>529434381is this what happens when you namedrop discord people?
>>529434381woah sludge says nigger he's so cool
>>529434543
Horseman got absolutely dismantled by two pizza cutters.
Doubled pillar'ed on mid-charge too. Pretty sick.
gg
>>529434543They pretend to get upset and then start a discussion all the same?
Yeah.
>>529431803>>529415832 (OP)>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/editiirc 6
I got invited to the discord through steam chat, what should I do?
Play recluse solo is one of the most infuriating things I have ever experienced. Once I am done her remembrance I am never playing this fat black cow again.
>just play in groups
And wait an hour to queue? No thanks.
>>529434747block and report the groomer
>>529434782>wait an hour to queuemust be an xbox issue
>>529434747Dox them like we do every time they get uppity.
>same russian guy doxed multiple times
>>529428018I got it a few days after release purely by luck, never had a streak that long until I started playing with /erg/
>3 hour thread
>480 posts (only 40 are decent)
its over. nightreign is finished.
>>529434836are you talking about someone other than mush? would he be involved in these discord allegations?
currently 1/3 for all bosses pc
>>529433102just queue for everything but the superboss. i just queued randomly and got the moth with erg.
was a nice change of pace.
tokyodrift knight is roughly as hard as hoelstor id say
>>529434782your carian slicer? your pebble reskins? your libra str/dex respec?
What the hell are you actually supposed to use on dutchess? I've seen so many anons argue what her relic setup should be.
>>529434987It's a weekday now, wagies are just getting home from work.
Does "improve elemental attack damage" just work on every weapon that matches the element you pick up? Not just your starter weapon, right?
>>529435162work hours ended in europe hours ago
>>529435178It boosts elemental attack damage but really it boosts all affinity elements.
>>529435228let me know when they start working again so i can queue into erg and not have a whole second of ping
>>529434701Kek yeah getting mad at it is pretty performative. No one really cares
>>529434747Usually getting random messages/invites/adds from randoms in 2025 is because they want something. I fell for it the first time(wasted my time talking to them) and now its always an instablock. If your curious its not going to hurt to join it and look but do know its most likely not what your expecting
>>529433680One of the best games ever created.
ugh..enough running and min maxin..just give me a broken staff and lets get this over with..
That was some embarrassing brown person spergery at the end of the last thread
>>529433680>>529435470>>529435542I had so much fun with AI Limit. Unironically super fun. I loved how all her dialog is her repeating back what people say to her with a question mark or ellipses.
I have never waited more than a couple minutes for a PC game especially now that I use the erg password. Where are you guys playing from?
>>529435476i've got a broken staff for you
if you know what i mean
>>529435480He's projecting because it isn't fun to have their side conversation after someone points out that is what it is. You were supposed to have le epic melty instead of pointing out what they do.
> every big nuke attack in this game can be avoided by just sprinting away
>>529435715nightreign is going to make me miss the super sprint
>>529433798>More damage on restage is the best passive by far.How it's only 10%
>>529435042Just did, but erg doesn't play these. I'd have to play with these creatures, the "normies".
>>529435635He' russian but yeah it was cringe.
>>529435709Russian guy having a conniption fit over anons making fun of him again.
>>529435715>Raider can just punch a nuke and take 1/23th health damage He's so fun bros I can't bring myself to play anyone else
>>529435112small pouch is best in slot
>>529416125Sheโs so cute
>>529416354>not even a dozen posts in and already a troon postLol
>>529431449Fuck off, still.
>>529435715>Sprinting awayIf you're a pussy, sure.
>>529431715Yes but I only play with randoms
I find barely eeking out a win with shitters more fun than turbo meta speed run shit stomps
>>529435836first, that's a lot
second, that speaks for how shitty the other effects are
>>529436030Its better that he doesn't.
>>529435841pc? i can queue up
>>529435836it increases the damage restage does by 20% and restage can be a huge part of a teams damage when timed well.
most relic effects are fairly weak so it's huge relatively.
>>529416843>revenantyes
>recluseno
>hold my guardian ult all fight
>no one downs except once but I need time lead Fulghor's big arrow away from the other two so cant revive now
G-good game guys...
>>529435112ever goal sovereign shop relic
3 staffs sovereign shop relic
story relic
>>529435812I believe that have the surge sprint work during combat is the biggest design flaw in this game.
>>529416125Me eating watermelon
>>529435836>10% to literally everything, including damage that doesn't scale with anything else like status procsIf you're playing Duchess to her strengths then nothing else will give you better returns.
Yet another game of me hard carrying and doing 90% of the Nightlord damage with the Recluse. Teammates always spam "you're beautiful" at the end.
Just bad bitch things.
>>529436080>>529436043Yeah but the dagger one gives u free restages whenever you do a combo
>>529435898>evergaol + rise on same relicliterally how? did you savescum for it?
>>529435896As a former ironeye main I wish raider had the +1 Additional Character Skill Use relic because it would be super fun to just spam it in fights
>>529418390>>529422203Stop posting my wife you fucking sluts
>>529421896You have no one to send it to
>>529436216Put the ult cooldown on every relic and it does that pretty much.
>>529436291That's mean, you don't know that, I have people online I could send it to or I could just send it to someone random
>>529436153I wouldn't even be playing this game if that was the case. It's already boring as fuck chasing the Nightlords across their boss arenas for half the fight even with a super-sprint.
If they did that change, like 90% of the playerbase would start playing Wylder with a +1 relic so they could actually hit the boss.
>>529436109why lead it away if they are downed. holding your ult makes them invulnerable and they get invuln while getting up anyway and you can dodge the explosion with your ult and use it for stagger early in the fight too.
>>529436207nah i got the drop randomly posted my loot here too a few days ago.
>>529435898This is 100% hacked
>>529436080I'm good, I gave up on running NR tonight. Friend want us to play a game called "wasteland 3".
>>529435260So would it improve Wylder's greatsword follow-up and his ult? Also, I don't think I've ever gotten "starting armament deals fire damage" outside of Gladius' relic.
>>529435715Sprinting? In my rollspam game?
>>529420232>>529420446embarrassing trooner posts
>>529436435They were pretty far away and I didnt want to get there and die in the air because the arrow came too quickly. You dont get invulnerability until you land.
>>529436291I'm the first to post her in this general. She's mine and everyone else is fake and gay.
>>529436015Guardians will see this and kvetch that they can block it too, while ignoring the fact that they do absolutely nothing else.
>>529436432I mean that without the surge print the boss fights would have been designed without that in mind.
There would have been a chance of more interesting boss arenas and not just Elden Beast sprint after the boss bullshit.
>>529436216I have a +3 character skill cooldown reduction and his punch is up a lot during every fight
>>529436469Yeah, anything that is an affinity element will get buffed. Fire attack +2 is great on wylder because of his fire stuff.
>>529436015the webm of executor parrying the rain arrows was cooler
>>529424007Never. The jeets who play him have successfully deluded themselves into believing heโs fine, From doesnโt need to lift a finger and can put that effort towards something that matters.
>>529436657Almost all boss arenas are like flat circles in all souls games unless its a gimmick fight like Tauros or something.
>>529436595oh yeah that part is such a funny joke
>>529436798you still doing this?
>>529436202>whenever you do a comboThis is the type of thing that sounds great on paper, but in practice it's something you won't see the benefits of 90% of the time, and unlike the stronger restage one, it becomes useless the moment you pick another weapon or decide to use spells or skills for damage.
>>529436720He's a man, though.
>>529424007>she thinks the C team will bother with balancing in a pve game
people say frostbite on starter weapon is the best for executor, but I feel like it's much better to put +fire attack instead for when you inevitably pick up the Rivers of Blood or Eleanora's and if you dont get them your run is doomed anyway
>>529424395>troons>cheatingyou donโt sayโฆ
>>529425575>>529436030so true
>>529436720Any time I try to take yaoi stuff with Ironeye seriously, I remember his voice and then laugh instead
>>529436975Holy bad at video games Batman! This shitter can't spam r1 and circle
>Guardian main
>hear lots of talk about how Recluse players always orbit us but that hasn't been my experience, so think nothing of it
>load into new expedition
>team is me (Guardian), and two Recluses
>not sure how this will work from a practical standpoint but ok; know I'm just gonna have to be really good at keeping agro
>progress through day 1 ez, smooth as fuck
>start of day 2, find a scepter of the all knowing and then another staff with a passive that boosts sorcery potency while 2 handing
>obviously don't need either one but realize that'll be great for my teammates
>get both so I can drop for them later
>later, at castle
>we have tree sentinel and I keep him busy for days so the Recluses can just go ham til he's dead
>at the grace I drop the two staves I was holding on to
>at the same time, one of the Recluses drops a Tree Sentinel shield while the other one drops the Siluria's Tree spear
>holy fucking shit
>I grab both, can't believe my luck, giddy as fuck
>snap back to reality
>meanwhile, one of the Recluses is having a meltdown because she wasn't able to get any of the loot that I dropped while the other one is clinging to me like I'm tarred and feathered
>both kept at it for the rest of the run
So... I think I'm married to a Recluse now... but I'm also worried this other Recluse might try to slit her throat. Help...?
i am indian and there is nothing wrong with being indian
>>529437251We know. The russian guy has some sort of hangup over you lot don't take it personal.
>>529435898Why is small pouch so good on her?
>>529437251if you were actually indian you wouldnt say such a silly thing
there's no vtubers playing nightreign right now
>Gaurdian main
>Make shit up to make myself sound cooler than I really am
So.... Im thinking it's reddit time
>>529427681So? That prenty of hard work in that book gaijin-San. Buy it prease and rememba no refund!
>>529431658Weโre not all as retarded as that guy I swear
>>529437251poo-anon please...
>>529437121ok will try for a round
>>529437309i have a hoarding problem
Why bother learning how to play in a fun way when locking on, holding forward and rolling every attack is infinitely easier and more viable?
the 'cord stole my kidney
>>529437369Its part of the discord's roleplay
>>529437370I know, I was being cheeky.
>>529437431>locking on, holding forward and rolling every attackbut anon...that's how i have fun
>>529434220I got really nervous when you were on that little pillar
>>529436665Do cooldown relics stack?
>>529437183I had something similar happened to my buddy once. It was his first time playing guardian and he got 2 recluses in his group, one of them became his gf, and now guardian is all he plays.
>>529437251based and currypilled
>>529427970Not that you would know LMAOOOOOO
>>529428270>>529428903This is true though. Iโve heard women talk about finding stuff like pube shavings in bathroom stalls and used tampsons on top of toilets.
good game guardian duchess
sorry about that shitshow of a BBH fight, due to Fromsoft's servers shitting themselves and kicking me I was still lv 6 when we fought him and kept getting oneshot but literally everything he did
>>529436953kek, I didn't noticed that
>>529436695That was me too. I don't care if Executor is not the best class, it's pure dopamine.
>>529437531Yeah. +3 on each of raider's relics is mandatory. Literally nothing else matters outside of that buff.
>>529437531according to the sheet yes. so you can either get 70% or 72.9% depending on how it stacks.
>>529437423good! get the x3 shard relic, the prison bonus damage relic then finally ideally extra skill power. lvl 14+ your fp bar is very big!
>>529437351nevermind
>poison + chilling mist executor>pings and knows the way around noklateobetter than 80% of erg and 99% of nightreign players
i got slightly triggered/bamboozled by my character trying to backstab air instead of what should have been a revive so thats my excuse for those lame deaths in the fight
>>529436695I recently parried the rain too
>>529437520There are better ways to have fun
>>529437780>lvl 7 >Nok?????
I'm still a firm believer that crater is the best shifting earth. It's simply just too good.
>>529437602> Iโve heard women talk about finding stuff like pube shavings in bathroom stalls and used tampsons on top of toilets.If it was "only" that. Women often use their fucking shit nuggets to try and draw images on the bathrooms talls or something.
Or they play hockey with them I don't fucking know.
t. had to clean toilets for a while
Found out today from my inside guy about the new Nightfarer DLC classes that are coming out later this year around Christmas time.
It's just a perfumer class and martial artist class from SOTE. So you can basically be Dryleaf Dan at home or throw sparkles at everything instead. I can't say I didn't expect it but I was still hoping for more.
>>529437846It looks like you're doing the torch special attack animation? With a rot hammer? What happened here?
>>529438026Must be a slow day on the discord.
>play solo
>hit 15 even if I fuck up my routing completely just from killing a couple giants at the castle
>the same giants that my teams always avoid like the plague
curious
Based executor stuck through it all
>>529437970As a raider main i prefer the HP buff from the rotted woodd
>>529437183giwtwm
would do anything for a guardian bf but they're so rare
>>529438038It's a failed backstab grab attempt.
>>529426540>>529427058theyโre adding two more max and they will functionally play the same as some mix of the other already available classes and you will be satisfied.
Ejaculating over Recluse tits while having Revenant clean it up with her tongue.
Nightfarers ranked in terms of fun:
Duchess>Recluse>Wylder>Raider=executor>Ironeye>Revenant>>>>>>>>Guardian
What an utter piece of shit Guardian feels like to play, legitimately not interested in doing his remembrance.
>>529437949wheres the nightreign version
>>529438038raider ripostes starts with a kick
>>529438026> It's just a perfumer class and martial artist class from SOTE. So you can basically be Dryleaf Dan at home or throw sparkles at everything instead.Based. Played through the whole dlc with pic related
>>529438195Still mindbroken
>>529437183Guardian players be normal for 0.1 seconds challenge impossible
>>529435898>cheating relics
>>529417869You are very naive if you think YouTubers are the ones doing hard work on anything
>>529438246Mindbroken about what?
>>529426329Kill yourself.
>>529431413Except he doesnโt have a dick dummy.
>Never play Recluse or Revenant
>0% chance of getting invited to the discord
>>529438201Give me some time to think of a stupidly long combo (or provide one yourself) that can be dodged in a unique way.
>>529436975>and if you dont get them your run is doomed anywayEleonora is dogshit though?
The starter katana with Chilling Mist basically makes Executor great against all bosses other than Night Aspect.
And Heolstor specifically resists not just status, but also slash damage, while being weak to thrust, so you're better off with a random holy weapon or thrusting weapon than Rivers or Eleonora.
The ideal weapon would be an Antspur Rapier infused with Holy since he's vulnerable to rot.
>>529438347too big, shape is important
You know what I like about Nightreign? Even after 150 active hours, my heart still races when I'm the last man standing against the nightlord and our team's success hinges on me.
>>529438338The guardian player that humiliated the discord last week.
Its been constant attempts to attack guardian and playstation anons ever since.
You really shouldn't show us that he fucked with your mind so much. It makes you look weak.
>>529438357well uhhh ehhh you're right
the longest one i can think of is libra's 3 hit combo
>>529437970noktaello > crater > woods > mountain
Friendly reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with cheating in relics. As long as you don't put buffs on them that you couldn't get normally it's fine. Bugmen expect me to play gacha to try and get a half useable relic after spending so much currency? Buy a fucking rope Japan.
>>529438410I love tits that basically handicap the woman
>>529437846That was embarrassing. I summoned Sebastian to revive the executor and got hit while animation locked.
>>529428881>>529432425Reminder 3rd cousins make the best breeding partners because of genetic compatibility.
>>529438583Spirit built for big guardian flocks
I'm convinced guardian just gets that much hate because of how his gameplay is all guard counter fishing. It means when you die, and you look for someone to blame, you just see guardian fishing for blocks and you think
>WOW THIS USELESS FAGGOT ISN'T EVEN ATTACKING
but this totally ignores the fact that a fully equipped guardians guard counters chunk for 4k-10k damage so of course he's fishing for them instead of plinking away for 300 damage. He's got damage spikes and does nothing inbetween
There is nothing wrong with cheating. Its a video game. My fun is more important than your fun. Kill yourself if you disagree
>>529438581are you into amputee porn too? fucking degen
>>529438410Hmmm this better?
>>529438735You being upset over him telling us about what you do isn't an issue here.
>>529438583He is the one who revived executor in the end so its fine. Both of our efforts did something.
>>529438462I have zero idea what the fuck you're talking about, I just played a single game of guardian and thought it was the most boring dogshit that I've played.
>>529428312your tulpa โwifeโ isnโt real junior take your meds
>>529438738based but conversely I think my fun is more important than your fun so I just boot you from the run if I see it
>>529438834>i wont get a trip because otherwise how would i talk about myself in 3rd person
>>529438357Libra MIGHT have something, but I'm not sure, and I still have to study Fulghor. Everyone else remaining besides Holster is too big and doesn't have an interesting enough moveset.
>>529438732Its because a guardian player on console shit on the discord and they got mad. Fake leak of the erg password is related to that incident too.
>>529438937You'll get over it though.
>>529437846>Starts panic rolling instead of fisting the horse
>>529436673Thanks for the info, the google spreadsheet doesn't go into that much detail.
>>529437251No one takes your race seriously.
>>529437297you are obsessed with that russian guy.
Best song in NightReign? I love the new Fulghor theme, so hype
Aru-3
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Lost a great run to DC
Fuck German internet
>>529438758> anon hates amputeesSad. They deserve love more than regular women.
>>529438462>The guardian player that humiliated the discord last week.how did that happen?
>>529437431That's simply not true for Elden Ring though unless you are a light roll shitter.
>>529438804a little better, looks weird though
>>529439091I don't hate amputees, but amputee is always freaky, and not in a good way
>>529439000Did you miss the part where I wrote I got bamboozled and thus caught off guard. But yeah, that should have been the right choice.
>bell bearing hunter fucking RAN
KWABAROO!
>>529439193Ok what about this?
>>529439098He told the thread about the discord using the group passwords to loot dead bodies more often when they didn't think anyone knew about that. Called them casuals and they took it personal so now they try to attack guardian and playstation since he was a console guy.
t. lurked every psn lobby to see it sit at 1/3 forever
>>529437846Do raiderjobbers really?
>>529430835based boss.
>>529431187you can smell the curry wafting off this post.
>>529439170Yeah sorry, in Elden Ring you just summon your mimic or some shitter to beat the boss for you while you sit in a corner or start monkey mashing either the WA button or dual wielding jump attacks.
>>529438557Based.
True.
Centered.
>>529438356You forgot Duchess, who seem to be more common in the kitten 'cord.
>>529431925As opposed to metaphorically mentally ill? Dumbass.
>>529433597VPNs retard.
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i am fulghor's biggest nightmare
GUARDIANBROS I NEED YOUR HELP, NOW!!!
Was chatting with my recluse gf when she says she wants us to take things to the "next level." I understandably didn't fully get what she meant but I like her a lot so I was interested, so I nod. Then she starts digging in her pocket for what I expected was a ring... but instead she pulls out a leash and a collar... and tells me to kneel down in front of her...
Uhh....??? HELP ME?!?!?!
>>529439431Thank you anon I knew I could get it right.
>>529439525I play Duchess but I use the wraith skin
>>529439420accurate. i've even got like 100k murk but i dont feel like sifting through 1000 relics to get to a build i want to try out. especially with stuff like ashes of war.
>>529439325>t. lurked every psn lobby to see it sit at 1/3 foreverwhat about erg ps matches
>>529439091Fuck, this makes me sad.
>>529439570>As opposed to metaphorically mentally ill? Dumbass.Yes. To the romans the gauls were literally mentally ill not just a turn of phrase. The romans had a school of thought around the mind and classified gaulic understanding as literally (literally) addled.
>>529434469>>529434583weird troony vibe posts
>>529439675Those were the ones I was lurking to see if the discord was ever really firing off games. They weren't so the bird anon's story checked out.
I was already suspicious when they rarely if ever reported their win with a screenie and always magically came back from their game whenever the argument got hot even though games take a relatively fixed time. The discord was never called smart my friend.
the nature of this game revealed who is actually good at souls games and who needs guides
>3 Raiders
>Every Boss is staggered to death by totems and punches
>>529434782No refunds. You get what you (over)paid for.
>>529435470>>529435641Stop exaggerating.
>>529439881so erg never had any matches on playstation?
the best erg players I've met always have the most legitimately honest relics you can imagine
rememberance, store bought and bad but sort of good rng relics
>>529439659the BIGGEST thing that pisses me off about this game is there is no word search function, it fucking blows me away how poorly the options we have for relics is, its so fucking bad that a SMALL part of me doesn't even blame the cheaters, at least the ones that make relics that can exist simply to remove the headache
>>529439610accept your fate
I'm gonna terrorize the erg queue with Guardian, beware.
>>529427443The best comp would probably have ironeye because the mark is broken right now
>>529439993They made 2-3 on the first day when trying to gaslight the bird anon trying to dox him but that was too much work so now they just say
>gg wylder and guardian gg 25 minutes after they pretended to get a round going. They probably have 0 clue they were being this transparent, even with everyone making fun of them constantly for it.
>>529432014>>529438159white people are so cool
I hate when we kill something and can't even claim the loot because it's inside the rock
Or when they summon the rock in a small place like the middle of the castle, completely locking us from moving forward
Youre so encased in rock....I love it
>>529427707stat+ are universally not very good
even the best ones like endurance and vigor are usurped by actual survivability effects like postdamage healing or attacks gain stam (for endurance. also idk if that can even spawn on anything besides wylder earring)
>>529432706you have to go back
>>529440158unironically a bad Raider player issue
Thread sure did get slow all of a sudden.
>in queue for 10 minutes on pass erg
>1/3
we ded?
>>529435715the miracles of Japanese B-team game design.
>>529436195none of that happened.
>>529440387good, fuck gypsies
>>529435898be honest is this hacked?
The first one is an actual godroll
>>529431715I always post a screenshot after a successful expedition.
>>529440586Thats the narrative the sisters are trying to spin but no.
>random queue
>pathing retarded, end up level 10-11, insists on his shit
>pinged fucking outermost gaol east far away from starting point, not even closest gaol south of cathedral that's few steps away
>foreskin duo, one of them dies multiple times to noble somehow + rain cucked us out of killing apostle due to all the damage loss
>they manage to die to Erdtree Avatar somehow
>can't even finish Astel because they keep dying + they wasted time wanting to do other shit instead of rushing to Astel because it's been slow
>one of them consistently died to Nameless King Phase 1's firebreath where he just flies up and you walk away
>both of them repeatedly 3-bar on Fulghor, one triple bar on phase 2
>had to use my ult twice to bring them back, they die again anyway
>still win because I just kill the boss solo near the end and stopped trying to rez them
>never got downed a single time and played consistently aggressive so a bleed finished the boss
it's never hopeless but I hated it
currently 1/3 for night aspect, wanna finish wylder's remembrance
>>529435480getting mad at someone name dropping you is performative as shit. it's a multiplayer game. I censor names but you're just being annoying to all parties when you throw a fit over it.
>>529440886I know, that is why I know the guy is pretending. No one actually cares to defend some russian faggot on 4chan so you know it is the guy being talked about doing it.
Let him project his anger it doesn't matter.
>>529436365he might not know it. but i do.
you can use the rock to forcefully stop a fallingstar beast's charge and get a free critical
but that boss never fucking spawns, i saw him once from a meteor and once as a day 2 boss
>>529440835i joned, but ill play BIRD
>>529441060hes always in the crater
>>529437970>>529438347>>529438804>>529439285>>529439625My recluse gf keeps trying to show me her boobs but I think we should wait until we both finish our remembrances. She's just in such a rush lock me up as her guardian husband.
I wish we could just practice bosses in game. swapping to free reign or swapping back to regular takes several minutes every time
>>529439965Triple raider is the most broken comp I've played with yet
Raider/wylder/ironeye that actually uses heavy attack is a close second though
>>529441060he's a formidable boss in Crater every time
>>529437251>>529437297>>529437572You can smell the hot diarrhea wafting off these postsโฆ
>>529440801Yeah, that's kinda why I stopped playing with randos. It's like sometimes you queue up with randos and it's less about their "wacky shitty routing" or whatever and just feels like solo babysitting duty where everything has 3x the hp and poise bar.
>>529441268Must have been that borsht he ate.
Reclusesisters...
Is what they say about Guardians true...? You know, about their... is it really that big...?
>>529439641>Memberberries skin that doesn't suit herI am dissapointed... ALL Duchess kittens VILL use the Darkness skin for high heel ASMR NOW!
>>529441483guardian mains are really mindbroken about how awful their character is that this is what they have to resort to huh
>>529441426wow cool it with the antisemitism
>>529441483birds dont have dicks nigga
>>529441483loving these shitposts keep it up bro
>>529441634Yeah they mindbroke the discord which makes them kings.
>>529441115omw if you need another
>>529441686Pinionfolk do though
Does the max fp rise stack ?
>>529416776>anon is on this for atleast 5 hoursyikes
So the meta is shitting on Guardian and guardian players now? It was all about Revenant not too long ago...
>>529441884The discord has been on it for over a week so its fine.
Kinda funny how much he mindfucked them by calling them casuals.
I'll never be able to find this crop anon posted...
>>529416825>look guys I posted it again, see I didn't play with him, I left the game!!!>why I don't block him? heh, how else would I post my you farming schizophrenia
>>529438410Actually true. This man knows what heโs talking about.
>>529439420Cute.
mess with the flock, you get the glock
hmmm today i feel like leaving my fate to the gacha
>picks recluse
>>529441483If my guardian bf is any indication it's even bigger sis... what they lack in smarts they make up for in other ways...
>>529441768dude i see you posting this sentence every 2 minutes. what the fuck is wrong with you
>>529441982she looks like she's enjoying Guardian's BBC
>>529442120He's happy the guardian guy tilted the discord.
>>529441329I don't mind if it's like a little and you pick up slack for one dude it's cool, maybe he'll learn
ending at low level with neither having a good weapon is tilting though and then both manage to die to easy shit repeatedly where you don't even need to roll
>>529441634You realise it's mainly just this one turbofaggot autist fishing for any sort of human interaction right? If the general suddenly loved Guardian then he would be in here shitposting hourly about how bad the class was just to get a rise out of anyone. It's just what people like that do.
>>529441950People realized that Revenant is just high skill ceiling. Later they'll learn that Guardian is even higher skill ceiling and start shitting on executor
>>529441950Next will be Wylder mains.
>>529442314How do we find/kill/doxx him?
>>529442297Correct, its been over a week of the meltdown over someone calling some troons casuals.
One group got mindfucked over it and the other keeps gloating about it.
>>529441686Don't google Duck Penis
>>529441950It's on rotation like the Evergaol Bosses
Next week it will be about Raider and how his pillar fucked their wife and ruined their marriage
>>529442297sneedger broke this general
>>529441982I'll post it but only if you're a guardian main... in fact if you're a guardian main I'll show you myself...
>>529442438Keep rolling until I get cooldown reduction on panch.
>>529441950It's just Revcope because the only class they could feasibly convince anybody is worse than theirs is Bird
>>529442408You don't, they eventually kill themselves. 41% and steadily climbing.
>>529442438Right for sure.
Stance breaking on relics is only 5% more, and the amount of stamina you'll get back on hit is very small, making that effect really only good on Nightfarers like Duchess or maybe Ironeye.
>>529442297>fake leak on fextra>guardian hate>playstation hate>happens 1 day after a guardian player on playstation called the steam group casuals for using the fextra codesall of them happening at the same time and having the same link to the same post seals the deal.
>>529442746gg, had fuckall for decent spells that round
there is no better feeling than stopping fulghor dash special attack than with a wylder or ironeye ult
>>529442529he literally carries games whenever he's queuing so i dont doubt your assessment anon
>>529442570Pretty please?
>>529442314Holy cope.
Not sure if you're referring to me specifically but I main Guardian and have a gf who mains Recluse. I'd prove it but I have an important social function that I'm already running late to so I don't have the time. Maybe some of the stuff in this thread is just guardian samefagging/shitposting but some of us are absolutely living that life.
So, like
How are Radagon and Marika the same person
I don't get it
>>529442821He's too busy replying to himself saying he broke us to care bro.
>>529442845the humble triple raider wall:
>>529428360
>>529442843We went through three great churches and a seal shack, and you only had staves at the end. Your spell selection is your own fault.
>>529442746Youโre welcome guardian for not having to enter the nightlord if we followed you through nok
>>529441950>literally no one talking about guardian>suddenly some schizo starts flooding the thread being annoying about guardian>tell him to shut the fuck up>HUH WHY ARE PEOPLE SUDDENLY COMPLAINING ABOUT GUARDIAN WHAT HAPPENED???shut the fuck up already no one is out to get you
I haven't booted up Elden ring in a while. I kinda miss some jolly cooperation...
guardianGODS buckbreaking the troons as per usual
>>529442957She was going through a phase
>>529442957>asking about ER in the Nightreign generalEveryone here hates that game, my man.
>>529443119Let him go anon he is going to start doing something crazier if you push him further. Let him waste his time replying to himself with copeposts.
>>529442845Yeah there is. Fulghor targeting you with the nuke arrow while he only has 5% health remaining but you Ironeye ult his ass out of the sky first and he just disintegrates as he falls to the ground.
>>529443093ill let you in on a secret, seals are trash
>>529443179i don't want to pick up 3 bar'ed losers repeatedly, they can crawl around in the sand and watch me play the game.
>>529443094I never tried to lead through nok? I dont know what you're bitching about. We wouldn't have had to rush if you werent wasting time running around solo on the opposite side of the map.
>>529443179https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k0wGMKMt1bs
based furgods
>>529443179>doing no damage>is 10 miles away from the fight>nearly dies to the rain of arrows>doesnโt have his ultYeah great thing the bird is on the team, not excusing those two shitters
Does having your finger pressed on really hurt that bad
>they're making fun of me again
>pull the lever the other way!
kek
>>529443179>not just blocking it????? I mean.. I guess??? ok pop off or whatever?
>>529442845uhmm double rezzing two 3 bars is better!
PATCH NOTES LIVE https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014
>>529442412how many years you've been on this quest, /v/ schizo?
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Why do you tease me with relics like this
>>529443479Anon, he's pulling back your nail.
>>529443347How was I wasting time when both of you went to the fucking mines rather than taking my route and getting an extra flask and arrive at the church near nox faster
>>529443516God this little slut is built for taking adult cock.
>>529443516But the usual line is that Revult is for the 25% damage buff, so it's not available for rezzing?
I need the 3 red relics on wylder so bad its killing me
>>529443525You bully dragonirian too? How many people do that here?
>>529442957they are either the same individual or eventually merged into one
or started as the same person, split and then merged back again
>>529443516I'd prefer they not die in the first place
Did you guys hear about the mental breakdown mindbroken troon melty sperg out mental breakdown breakdown melty meltdown over the guardian players 41%ing themselves in the discord meltdown? they're crashing out even though its been 4 years
Is there anyone who is bad on psn for me to play with? I've tried everything by this point, playing melee with ironeye, carrying guardian shitters, carrying revenants. This game is way too easy for me now and it kills my motivation to play, everdark fulghor is such a joke I can beat him without paying attention. If nobody on psn erg sucks I'll just go back to playing with randoms again or I'll just quit the game for good. With how bad people are against pest maybe waiting for everdark bugs will be fun but I doubt it, they will undertune yet another nightlord.
>>529443664Shes literally not built for that though. Shes a wooden doll with no anatomical correctness. There are no holes anon
why did they decide to put one of the worst enemies as the fucking training dummy
god fucking damn it, he's so annoying
>>529443656>than taking my routeHow dare those anons not take your amazing route. I can't believe it, if only they have listened to you and your amazing plans, it would've worked out.
Be real with me bros
Is Guardian THAT bad?
ggs, sister and revenant
clean run to end the day
>defeating groups of enemies releases X
>nobody left to get X'd
>>529443702Most of us do it.
This general is basically MMO general levels of nerds with inflated egos throwing fits at each other. It's time to move on.
>>529443757That isn't news. News would be if they weren't having a mentally I'll tranny meltdown
Where's that one anon who posts her voice?
>>529443656Did you use all your flasks? Well maybe you did, you went down against Fulghor too, I was the only one who didn't. I didn't use all mine either, even with one less than you. That's because its a waste of time to run around the entire map getting all of them.
>How was I wasting timeBecause we got to Nok like 3 minutes before you did, obviously. And like I said, we wouldn't have had to sprint through it and run out on the edge of night if you hadn't wasted so much time getting nothing. I followed your routing that game and it was the first time in weeks I didn't finish at 15. 13 is embarrassing, dont talk to me about routing.
Adula's Moonblade is really fun to use
>>529443872I literally didnโt start it, I was fine with them going to mines, I wasnโt fine the guardian running to the end of nok at lvl 8
>got a run as recluse where not one but BOTH randoms had the heolstor scene
imagine how broken recluse would be if she could actually use that scene
>>529443904>>defeating groups of enemies releases X>literally kill all the Miranda flower minion/buds before the main boss>not a single thing happensAbsolutely worst dogshit passive in the entire universe in any game ever created
>>529443904It means get a multikill not 'groups of enemies' like how flask recharged worked in ER.
>>529443963Happens in all generals and is a good reason you shouldn't try to become 4chan famous it will always end up with people making fun of you personally.
Holy shit the guardian faggot is having an actual melty right now.
>>529443512its called aura farming unc
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4JZh9vBGP_g
>>529443967tranny meltdown crashout? from guardiantroon players melting down? still mindbroken? how did this one character buckbreak an entire discord of black people?
>>529444081>When the stress of playing an objectively shit class gets to you and you are forced to defend it
Goddamn, shut the fuck up.
>>529443963i can personally say that this general is 100x better than MMO generals
t. mmo general fag seeking shelter here
>>529444081I'm not mad. Just informing about the meltdown from trannies. Fucking asshole. You're probably apart of the discord
>>529443904it activates after 3 kills, I've tried it many times, doesn't need to be a full group or even group at all
>>529444081He's been at it for over a week ever since a guardian anon humiliated him. Let him go nothing stops him he's been doxed before he'll get doxed again. If that won't stop someone being a lolcow nothing will.
>>529444217There are most post from you chimps screeching about it than there are of the supposed "meltdown". Go the fuck outside.
what the fuck is wrong with you guys lmfao
So are daggers ideal for dutchess? I know they're her "preferred" weapon but aside from some staves with good spells is it worth ever grabbing katana's or something that scales with dex?
>Notice our rando still hasn't taken off his Avarice helmet
>try to L1/R1 at him for him to notice
>he still has it on
>
>Drop my shard of alexander
>other rando tries to pick it up so I take it back
>Drop it again
>avarice head comes over
>notices he has no place for it
>drops his avarice helmet
>I immedietally picked up my shard of alexander
Man it was some funny ass looney tunes shit. The ONE time I wasn't recording man. I fucking dogwalked him.
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>>529443885Anyone with a brain who actually has played this game in multiplayer enough can tell you that yes he is. He can't carry his weight, you will beat nightlords 5 or more minutes faster with any other character as third or especially if they dc and you finish as a duo. He is the only nightfarer that will make your fights against nightlords longer and thus harder with more chances to make mistakes just by having him. That's the definition of being a detriment. If harder content existed in this game to the point where tryharding with a full group of three was required you'd see harsher and more immediate pushback to people locking in guardians. You'd get death threats and people dc'ing at the start for griefing. The game is not challenging though so you can win with whatever and we get to have meme narratives pushed.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eqRL_7xAwas
KINO
I don't even play guardian regularly but seeing the fallout this caused has been great.
Remember not to be a tryhard while using casualizing features in video games!
>>529444364Play the shittiest class. Get bullied and cry about it. They never developed beyond a middle school mindset.
>>529443891You can use your ultimate to break the statue. Mine was on cooldown which is why I pinged the statue.
>>529443963we are nowhere near as bad as /xivg/
>>529440680i actually found it with +3 end and felt this was close enough. so still a god roll.
>>529444441Revsissy hands typed this.
>>529444617/xivg/ is less on topic but also less hostile
This thread doesn't have the spambots though
>>529444534Honestly at this point I'd become a guardian stan just so I wouldn't have to be associated with you insufferable spergs. Any singular guardian post, and the next hour minimum is just you autists spamming nonstop wojaks and shitposts about it. Get a fucking life.
>>529439992I am actually not exaggerating. I had a lot of fun with AI Limit. These games are super hard for me, and AI Limit is a lot easier with a nice little story and cute characters.
>>529444745They got mindbroken it is bound to happen.
i am a revenant main and im eepy...
>>529444617Why not? What should we do to get worse? I've never been to xivg, terag, lolg, or csgog. only heard the legends.
>>529444565You wound me, of course I knew that. My ultimate was at like 85%, but unfortunately there's no way to tell you that, so I just spammed block with my 2hand a little. Thought you got it.
>>529441974i was certain until now that the discord thing was an extendend larping psyop but by now i feel there's too much talk of it for that.
>>529439992>NOOOO STOP LIKING THINGS THAT I DONT LIKEsorry buddy. AI limit is an actual 10/10. You lost the reason anyone plays video games.
Going wraith bell only is so comfy.
I can just stand outside the boss' aoe radius and ding ding away. Passives can maybe add 20-30% damage so it's not too huge compared to just getting gaols.
Since it doesn't scale, getting a rise is basically the same as getting 2-4 levels since it's all about FP.
If you happen to find defensive passives it's super tanky too.
>>529444908I wish I had hoarfrost instead of wraith bell with an ult passive on relic
>>529444867It really is an external group (discord, steam group, whatever) that got embarrassed at a guardian player calling them casuals when they were trying to bragpost at /erg/.
That really is all it is.
Somebody's feathers are ruffled
>>529444673Exeggutor chad actually sissyman. I'm stronger than you irl btw. How do I know this? I play on psn, I don't know anything about you guys' drama on PC and am only chiming in to shit on guardian with only facts at my disposal.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE RUNNING AROUND THE MAP JUST LET ME FIGHT SHIT I JUST WANNA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>529439698Maybe so, but they also thought them to be brave and strong, compared to the MENAs who were regarded as effeminate and conniving
duchess mains should ALL use the darkness skin
>>529444673Nice cloaca bulge
>mfw take the criticism for being retarded/shit and then sit back to watch the fireworks
we won guys, now kiss
>/v/ shitposter made atleast 36 posts in this thread talking about discord/guardian/mindbroken
grim thread
>37 now
>>529439570>whining about the word literallyhere's a funny fact for you: the word "very", the most basic superlative, is derived from "verily" as in "verifiably"
the word underwent the exact same evolution as the word "literally" underwent, it's just a superlative now too
Don't like it? doesn't matter, language evolves
>>529444860Yeah I figured that initially but I saw you ultimate at the evergaol soon after so I thought maybe you didn't get it. Didn't think of the possibility where it was nearly ready.
>>529444908Post more feet.
>>529444673i'd fuck the shit out of that bird
>>529444673Reminds me of furries and lolicons never get along. Furries of course end up getting dunked on since loli is pretty accepted in the anime space while furry isn't.
>>529444441You say that but the main reason I feel the need to ask is that I literally never see Guardians. In my past probably ~20 runs there was one Guardian and I couldn't hate on him there because the third was an Ironeye who thought he could take basement BBH on Day 1 and we spent the whole run trying to tardwrangle
I hope he gets buffed. He's cool, but I've played him twice and he feels like he does fucking nothing. Insane that the shitty little whirlwind exists in the same game as Mark and Restage.
>>529444835It's currently getting spammed with gay porn.
>>529444985I feel like the nightlord is the only real challenge, at least for trios and hoarforst is super useless on endbosses.
>>529445026I'm only commenting on how the romans thought the gauls were literally insane, not figuratively. Under their own systems of understanding they used a roman style scientific method to 'prove' gauls were insane, based on their understanding.
>>529444816Ok I believe you. I just call bullshit on one of da greatest games eva thing.
>>529444907Youโre full of shit and you know it. You have nothing to substantiate that with at all.
>>529445067desu I only made like two posts, the rest are just the turbo autists who wait around here for guardian to be mentioned so they can have have their little spazz attacks jumping in and posting at each other.
why are there so many birds in queue right now fuck off I wanna play bird
>>529445116Understandable. Till next time.
>>529433597>>529433808>>529433757>>529439570Steam is specifically allowed in china. It's also one of their few ways to get porn, which is why every porn game has a big chinese community on steam
>>529445038I do but I'm afraid I'm being distracted from ogling at her
>>529434782Just did solo night aspect with Recluse to finish her remembrance, super fun and easy
Easiest boss, honestly
>>529445038I do! It's the best skin by far. I also bow a lot to randoms and do the cute sit emote.
>>529445086Personally the "literally" thing annoys me because there isn't a word that means what "literally" used to mean anymore. I know language evolves, I'm fine with that. It should evolve in a more useful direction, not a less useful one.
>>529445276You don't get access to steam if you aren't in good social standing.
>queue for super fulghor
>instalock rev and recluse
it's so fucking over
>>529441135i do. you know it too.
Alright /erg/ pick a class and a boss for me and I'll roll with it.
>>529445249What's wrong with 2bird or even 3bird?
>>5294454643 dogs ironeye (hard)
>>529440093Recluse and Guardian are married.
Duchess and Wylder are siblings.
Raider and Revenant are best friends.
Executor and Ironeye are secret gay lovers, otherwise loners.
Prove me wrong.
>>529445464Guardian - Caligos
>>529445396Literalistically, but it's uncommon enough that most spell checkers don't even recognize it.
>>529445464guardian and maris
>>529445249He's particularly good against Fulghor so people are playing him more for now. He sucks against Gnoster so you'll see him less soon.
>>529445432just pick wylder, guardian or raider.
>>529441686some do. guardianโs species doesnโt.
>>529442185big bird cloaca? not sure how she would do that.
>>529445396>Personally the "literally" thing annoys me because there isn't a word that means what "literally" used to mean anymore. It's pretty clear in context
>>529445474time to play freebird
>>529445609Is it more clear than before, or less clear? Don't be difficult for no reason.
>>529445609He has low functioning autism though so it impairs his life in ways you can't fathom.
oh shit the thread is being deleted run for your lives
>>529445150He needs to be reworked more than just buffed, his intended purpose is flawed because the weight of defense and offense falls on everyone and the nightlords are not old souls/bloodborne/base elden ring bosses where you can split aggro as a legitimate strategy to do more damage. You don't see guardians anymore especially in random queue because instinctually players at all levels of the game can tell he is weak and not valuable. You will see guardian picks from people who have played longer now and are just picking him to shake things up or for a challenge, since the game as a whole is undertuned at that level of experience. Guardian is less bad against everdark fulghor than he was against adel but that's because fulghor is way way too easy, not that adel was really hard either.
>>529443757Can I see a source for that happening?
Is this what I do to block this fucking faggot from showing up in the game?
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Who failed to dodge Fulghor's nuke?
>>529445501>Raider and Revenant are best friends.>Executor and Ironeye are secret gay lovers, otherwise loners.I think you mixed Revy and Ironeye
Sup gays anyone feel like doing a run on PC?
>on a 13 winstreak
>guy dies and leaves at level 2
>birdman knows how to hold block
>get frost, bleed, and rot as duchess
i wasn't sure about birdman but he pulled through in the end. at least i avoided my biggest paranoia of losing my winstreak to the fucking game crashing
>>529444076>>529444196>>529444617Copetard posts. If you have to look to the literal worst examples of generals on the website and โgo at least weโre not them!โ you know something is wrong.
>>529446023sure. all this guardian talk is making me feel liek guarding tho
>>529446081>529443757All generals eventually have personalities that eventually get doxed and become lolcows.
Stay anon and stop taking 4chan seriously.
>>529446086Alright I queued all bosses
>>529446024I agree, birdman is so fucking good. God I love him and the ones who play birdGOD.
>>529444835lolg is like 80 percent shitted porn on any given day for one. the jannies are in on it too. canโt get much worse than that.
>>529444396yes, but try to find a purple dagger if you have the restage relic effect because your team will thank you for restaging everything in 4K
lovely fp milkers
>>529443963yup, dsg and sneedger won
>poor guy has to copepost about himself after rotating his proxy
Sad what he became.
>>529445405I mean yeah but you also don't have access to basic human rights if you're not in good social standing. It's like saying you can only use steam in america if you aren't in prison
2/3 for all bosses except augur
>>529443757>>529444139>anon makes fun of the "guardian mindbroke discord troons" poster>gets all his posts deletednoticing
>>529446024sounds like a fun duo actually.
swapping through statuses as duchess feels like juggling in a good way.
>>529444396Sorry I don't play duchess so I can't answer your question. Just wanted to say nice boobies ma'am
>>529445383which cute sit emote? i need to do that too
>finish run
>see this
Why are duchess players like this?
>>529445132we know sanjay contain yourself
>>529445276>It's also one of their few ways to get pornyes, the other way being vpns, which is what most of them resort to.
>>529445646upper medium kek
>>529446487I wouldn't know, I was blessed to not be born asiatic.
>>529446606Sitting sideways
Anyone who does that in front of me is getting headpatted and/or throat fucked
>>529446024I've carried a guardian shitter in a duo before after a dc, this included him dying to niall day 2 and against adel several times too. That's how you know you've made it when you can succeed with every card stacked against you. It also means they need to hurry up and add a hard mode to this game because it's way too free in it's current state.
>>529446648Uhh my boss saw this and now I've been promoted.
>>529445276I remember reading about this
It's also why SoTe got review bombed because instead of complaining about it on Twitter they use steam reviews as a forum
>>529446717> throat fuckedwhich nightfarer are you..?
>>529445579>He's particularly good against FulghorHow exactly
>>529446548Dragonirian probably got the posts deleted on accident. He was getting gaped here so he probably went to /v/ to spam his porn in seethe and got vaca'd.
He's back already because he's a shameless proxy user. It also points to it being dragonirian if you still doubted it by this point.
>>529446648I love my sister
>>529443179sloppy but still kino
>>529446554he would lock a group down with the cyclone and i'd hoarfrost stomp 'em. extremely shaky start but the drops were really nice
I love IP wipes
You can see exactly which flavor of seething huemonkey has been spamming the thread
2/3 all bosses PC join us please
>>529446606>>529446717This! Sitting sideways. I want head pats and I want my throat fucked...How did you know sucking is my favorite thing to do?
>>529446171Again, coping. Most generals do not in fact have that happen to them and they donโt reach the lows of autism this place has managed to accumulate in such a record time either.
>>529446952Nothing to cope about though.
You really gotta hand it to From for giving guardian, THE worst playing class, the longest and most elaborate remembrance quest.
>>529445952>>529446192I should of listened to everyones warning, I am sorry I did not and T if you see this and your not apart of that faggots group id also block him, pretty sure it was because of him our game crashed plus the cheated weapons
>>529446796They did because BMW was releasing like just a month after and in typical chinaman fashion they made it a dick swinging contest since From is Japanese.
>>529447079Yys is eeping next to me, we had sex
>>529446925>>529446984It's sleep time in yuroland. I'll be up sometime tomorrow.
>>529447015Goodnight cutie
>>529446926if you do that to me you are getting a steam friend invite from me
>>529447080just make it a habit to always check relics at the start of the run
>>529445192Sure, Iโm just providing further context for the lense they saw them through, they looked down on them but they also had a healthy respect for them, in stark contrast to the MENAs who they had a virulent hatred for and also applied their scientific method to come to some damning conclusions of them.
>>529446984I'm at work fool
>>529446952for some reason, action games attract a special type of insufferable moron. Monster Hunter and DMC are the same way. it's practically impossible to discuss those games without seeing ragebait.
>>529447261There's no further context though. The romans thought the gauls were insane literally.
>>529445383Harlot with your high heels ASMR
>>529447157calm down mush
>>529447080can you post his steam page so i can block too
>>529446926All girl nightfarers are just looking for a strong man to take care of them. Keep fancy spinning, sitting sideways and extreme repentance at my feet and you get all the throat swabbing you want.
>>529446830>esl schizoid has no reading comprehensionyawn
Me? The Darkness Wylder with TWO Darkmoon Greatswords? Yeah I am Ranni's husband what about it?
Holy fuck we did damage that entire run.
>>529447237I checked the relics and they looked fine mind you it was a quick look so maybe im just bind, he also someway some how crashed our game at the end of night two.
>>529447427>brony tries postinglol
>>529446952I don't even know what kind of autism you are referring to at all. I don't play with you gay pc nerds and there's less ritual posting, off topic, and erp than I've seen in other generals I've browsed. /sp/ generals I've used are also more cancerous than here.
>>529445038i like the heels on it but the the ponytail in the leather skin is so cute..
>>529444190So THIS is the enhanced bosses I've been hearing so much about.
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>>529447439What the fuck??? I'M Ranni's husband. Don't you dare go near her.
>>529447427schizoid and schizo(phrenic) are not synonyms
>>529447498I didn't crash the game dumbass tranny, I lost internet connection on my end, don't know how/why that affected you
>>529447553>said the same buzzwords in xhis first replyhow many posts already itt? 50?
LFM dps DDknight bring pots sandals of the blackest ni*** reserved. Show achieves and dkp.
>>529443976>refused to go to the churches when they were on bird tree paths>tried and failed to kill loretta >arrived at church 2 minutes after me>went left at nok at lvl 8>had to be hand held through nok>didnโt do any damage to fulghor>wasnโt near the fight most of the timeYeah great performance, really proud of you standing back the whole fight
>>529447304>agp revenant skinPass.
>>529447721>brony tries posting againkek
>>529447814that is the best rev skin..
>>529447926Holy fuck man I want some pita
Tell me when they are going to add The Pursuer, and don't say "I don't know" or "they haven't announced it" give me a REAL answer.
Holy shit this was probably the most obscenely overpowered build I've ever had on Ironeye, and probably ever will
good run lads
>>529447923Yeah yeah the one that looks most like a boy instead of a cute girl and has no toes exposed is the best. Not buying it.
>>529448175its the hair, its so pretty. you wouldnt get it..
>>529448028You should've donated that katana to one of the dex characters
>>529448274The executor had double hand of malenia. I think he was fine
>>529448028Yeah I had giant braid with reduced fp then 4 skill or fire boosts, shouldโve dropped the rot dagger for another one
>>529448108here you go bro
https://x.com/Chun_Grandfa/status/1939268503523213731
https://x.com/512Hz/status/1938966490218410082
>>529448175Most guys who like cute girls aren't self-inserting as them trannoid
>>529447341Anon, yes, Iโm not disputing that, just pointing out that wasnโt the end all be all of their thoughts and opinions of them.
>>529448234Her hair looks nicer in her default skin especially from behind while she's running around. But whatever I'm a chud for liking her when she looks cute and pretty I guess.
>>529448325where tf were you guys looting
>>529448528No one said it was. they did think the gauls were literally insane though.
>>529447926That better not be jeeta breadโฆ
>>529448650We had someone who knew how to do the full noklateo clear, so we just followed him and cleared out the entire city and duplicated our good shit on the altar
>>529448859Thatโs so nice, buddy.
>>529449129Damn I need to learn that bullshit. I always get lost and die to night
>>529447570lying retard has been living under a rock, what else is new
>>529448528>>529449279he has autism please forgive him
>>529442949Bro really typed out the whole cope fantasy with zero shame lmao
>>529441483>>529442108Offensively Dravidian posts
>>529439091I have a love hate relationship with feel good misery porn like thisโฆ
>>529446491Did you just ignore the whole point about language evolving so you could shit yourself and post the epic image?
>>529447395I was in another game
https://steamcommunity.com/id/LordofERG/
Anyone on PSN?
I want to do my last remembrance, the noklateo one
>>529451329youโre the only stinking of shit over an image champ
>>529426329Jamaican Guardian would be so fucking KINO
Why did we get pajeet guardian
I would rather have mountaintops than the nok city. Every time its nok i have a teammate who wants to run across the map for a church day 2, we get in the city phase 2 and run past everything to the last boss (who is terrible if melee) and end up having to skip over half the content as we run out due to rain.
>its great if you go the proper route
so is mountaintops desu, at least mountain still has castle so if your team of noobs bitches out and puts off the shifting earth for last minute you are still likely to get to 15
>>529454591Kill yourself they both suck
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