Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:11:52 PM
No.529415832
>>529432014
>>529434740
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:12:47 PM
No.529415929
>>529415954
I queued with erg once.
Both picked Revenant, so I just saw Rya's nipple
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:13:02 PM
No.529415954
>>529415929
you're not funny
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:13:17 PM
No.529415981
>>529416050
Nth for gay Ironeye
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:13:44 PM
No.529416039
>>529416162
Recluse sucks, Iβd rather see a raider every single time on my team
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:13:48 PM
No.529416050
She's such a grumpy muffin
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:14:47 PM
No.529416143
>>529416245
>>529416687
PSNBros anybody wanna play?
Can queue for all bosses with erg pass
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:14:58 PM
No.529416162
>>529416405
>>529416039
You got bad recluses then, a good reclussy solos the run and you just hang back and watch
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:15:16 PM
No.529416195
>>529416509
>>529417496
Female characters are weak and useless by design so they can be carried by the strong and actually useful male characters.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:15:43 PM
No.529416245
>>529416323
>>529416143
Already playing
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:16:17 PM
No.529416323
>>529416451
>>529416245
I'll queue up then
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:16:25 PM
No.529416349
behead revtroons
>Female characters are weak and useless by design so they can be carried by the strong and actually useful male characters.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:16:56 PM
No.529416405
>>529416162
Thatβs not true at all, recluse is in the back casting while the carry, probably a raiders is holding aggro on the boss
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:17:17 PM
No.529416451
>>529416323
K, but I don't play with /erg/ so I won't be adding to your queue count.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:17:54 PM
No.529416509
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:18:44 PM
No.529416589
tfw no erg gf
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:19:01 PM
No.529416623
headpat revcuties
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:19:39 PM
No.529416687
>>529416143
yes, in a moment
PSBros join up! 1/3, all bosses, erg pass
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:20:34 PM
No.529416775
imo they need to make every boss have like twice the hp but also drop way more runes and better stuff
it's really lame how 25 minutes of a run consists of chainstunning enemies and wailing on them
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:20:35 PM
No.529416776
>>529417360
>>529441884
>>529416735
You'll eventually get him lol
Reminder to NEVER pick up random junk just for the passives.
I tested this extensively and it's true.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:20:57 PM
No.529416819
>3 recluse team
>constantly out of mana because fuckers are stealing my magic residues
never again
This has been, currently is, and always will be a Revcluse general.
>fulghor decides to do his 3000 hit glaive combo
>low on stamina
>"whatever I'll just use totem to iframe through it and stagger him"
>doesn't stagger him because lmao from hitboxes
>i am now on top of his wailing ass and die
I am starting to get really fucking tired of this game's inconsistency
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:22:26 PM
No.529416982
>>529416825
>almost quit to desktop
so this is the power of sneedger
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:22:40 PM
No.529417006
>>529416807
The passives for your build will never be random junk.
Okay, I decked out Raider. What should I avoid? Summoning the totem in the middle of the fight, right? Or should I actually do it? I admit I'm not sure what it does but I have a relic that gives some HP back if enemies die near it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:23:18 PM
No.529417075
>>529417182
>>529417321
>>529416807
>I tested this extensively and it's true.
would be nice to see some of that """testing""" faggot
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:23:24 PM
No.529417083
replace revenant's Necromancy passive with a thing that makes her able to conjure the little sword skeleton guys from Rosus' Axe or Call of Tibia as her skill instead, so it's actually useable in bossfights
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:24:14 PM
No.529417182
>>529417075
You haven't played Nightreign yet?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:24:17 PM
No.529417187
>>529417351
>>529416843
Damn, you feel so threatened by Revussy posting that it made you feel insecure.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:24:21 PM
No.529417196
>>529416125
>>529416843
Imagine slowly feeding her into a woodchipper. She starts off caught between outrage and derision. Proclaims that you have clearly lost your mind and that the consequences will be dire, blah blah blah. When you show no sign of stopping though her tack begins to change and she begins to threaten you. Helen will gut you like the filth you are, Sebastian will crush you alive, etc. By now she's
lost everything beneath her knees. Her tirade of insults and guarantees of your hideous death continues until you reach her crotch. Now she's showing the first signs of fear. She can feel that the physical form anchoring her soul to life is beginning to fray.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:24:25 PM
No.529417204
Nightreign should add 2kat and Fume Knight.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:24:51 PM
No.529417249
>>529417996
Clean as fuck Libra run Rev and Raider. 0 deaths! gg!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:24:59 PM
No.529417261
>>529417063
>g-guys is it okay to use my totem??
you're not cut out to play raider babe, stick to revenant
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:25:26 PM
No.529417321
>>529417075
Literally just do one match where you pick up nothing except weapons that match your starting weapon class, you'll get another matching one after almost every boss.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:25:27 PM
No.529417325
>>529417647
>>529417063
Just spawn it to the side, the actual damage from it's spawn has a big enough aoe to stagger shit way out of the way.
Captcha: TNDSJ
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:25:28 PM
No.529417326
>>529417379
>>529417493
>>529416807
until i see datamines I'm not believing any of this. same for gaol buff being 40 instead of 35
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:25:31 PM
No.529417328
>>529417457
>>529417582
>>529416825
what does power of house marais/vengeance do?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:25:42 PM
No.529417349
>>529416618
you think the veteran's prothesis would also works
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:25:43 PM
No.529417351
>>529417187
I've read your post like 4 times and I'm still not a 100 percent sure what you're trying to get across
>>529416776
put on a trip so I can filter you
>>529416735
about to queque
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:26:00 PM
No.529417379
>>529417326
You can see it works like that by playing the game a few times.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:26:03 PM
No.529417383
>>529422569
>>529417063
this asked last thread
and the one thread before that
and the one before that
holy fucking shit just lurk a bit more or search somewhere else you fucking FAGGOTS
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:26:25 PM
No.529417429
the lockon prioritizing downed teammates has got me killed probably 90% of all my nightlord deaths, retarded niggers at fromsoft
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:26:35 PM
No.529417449
>>529417647
>>529417063
summon the totem to trap the boss whenever your Recluse uses her ult or has the infinite FP cocktail going, the damage boost will help her comet azur immensely
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:26:37 PM
No.529417457
>>529417580
>>529417328
permanent stat buffs for every enemy you kill
marais is more attack focused, vengeance gives you hp and stam (and attack power too I think)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:26:50 PM
No.529417480
>>529417614
>>529416843
on playstation whenever i get a recluse on my team shes absolute garbage, i feel like her and duchess are the ones i see the least.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:26:57 PM
No.529417493
>>529417643
>>529417326
Bother Zullie about it, i already messaged "her" but it probably won't be seen.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:26:58 PM
No.529417496
>>529416195
yeah but theyre way cooler
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:27:01 PM
No.529417501
>>529417360
2/3 you just join??
if you play mage in elden ring and dont use the fun melee spells are you even really playing the game?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:27:34 PM
No.529417561
>>529417360
It'll be easier if you just stop trying to bait the anon that embarrassed you.
He's obviously aware of what you are doing as much as the rest of us are.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:27:46 PM
No.529417580
>>529417741
>>529417457
since it is in the game does that mean there are legit relics that give that effect? i haven't seen any
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:27:46 PM
No.529417582
>>529417328
marais is the special effect of the executioner greatsword, raises your atk for each kill (and your overall atk, not just the sword's)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:27:52 PM
No.529417598
>>529417998
>>529419594
>>529417526
>whoa dude it's like a normal melee attack but it uses your mana
what's the point
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:27:57 PM
No.529417614
>>529417765
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:28:04 PM
No.529417625
>fighting gigachad fulghor
>fight going actually pretty well
>he flies up to do his gay homofaggot sailor moon nuke
>the other two guys quite literally just fucking stand there and look at him while i run away from the explosion
>entire fight goes to absolute shit afterwards
Which Jewtuber do i have to blame for this?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:28:17 PM
No.529417643
>>529417869
>>529417493
why the fuck would i go to a youtuber, she's not the only autist with the tools for it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:28:19 PM
No.529417647
>>529417325
>>529417449
Noted, thanks.
I'll also check if it rez teammates.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:28:57 PM
No.529417727
FACE ME SEKIRO
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:29:02 PM
No.529417741
>>529417823
>>529417580
They're on legendary weapons only. For some reason they let you put weapon passives on relic effects and they're completely functional.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:29:14 PM
No.529417765
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:29:45 PM
No.529417823
>>529417741
ah, got it, yeah, quite blatant cheating then
>>529417643
Well Zullie was the only one to find the actual stats of the characters and a bunch of other stuff so clearly other dataminers aren't as efficient.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:30:46 PM
No.529417946
>>529418191
PSbro, how long til we switch to 2 pass players option? I'm not in a rush, but don't want to wait too long either
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:31:11 PM
No.529417996
>>529417249
yeah if you ever get that frenzy tower event while on Libra it's essentially a free win
when you're already good enough/geared enough to easily beat him regardless, that absolutely stomping we just saw is what happens instead.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:31:12 PM
No.529417998
>>529417598
Think of it like an L2. Way more range than any melee attack and it has a hard knockdown on charge, only a select few colossals get a hard knockdown on their charge R2.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:31:22 PM
No.529418015
>>529417526
For me it's picrel
I have been queuing up to fight sovereign Fulghor multiple times every day since he released and just now realized his weakness is lightning, not holy.
Guess my main.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:32:33 PM
No.529418145
>>529417869
zullie just gathers info from ?ServerName? (the souls modding d*sc*rd) and makes a video with some stills and captions. the actual datamining is done by other people. like vaati and "his" lore theories
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:32:53 PM
No.529418186
>>529418072
cute dollbrain
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:32:55 PM
No.529418191
>>529418440
>>529417946
I'm down if you are
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:32:56 PM
No.529418194
>>529418072
probably a revenant that's been throwing discus at him for like 100dmg a hit
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:33:18 PM
No.529418242
>>529418389
BRUH you get kicked for afk'ing????? i was in solo and doing a quest so i was just waiting for the tide to kill me. fucking ASS
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:33:27 PM
No.529418263
>>529418508
>>529418072
To be frank the icons are fucking dogshit and nearly impossible to tell apart from a quick glance.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:34:38 PM
No.529418389
>>529418242
how long did you afk? I did a quest, waited it out, ran to the circle and let the mobs kill me
>ironeye completely skips starter camp which had a stonesword key
>manages to die to wormfaces like a shitter
>leaves like a bitch
>random raiderbro and I still hit level 15 and clear Fulghor
lmao easy
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:35:06 PM
No.529418440
>>529419046
>>529418191
just changed. All bosses
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:35:13 PM
No.529418457
>>529418329
How long will you be Frank?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:35:17 PM
No.529418470
Well that was slightly lackluster, gg soupy
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:35:17 PM
No.529418471
>>529420446
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:35:34 PM
No.529418508
>>529418263
Correct.
>>529418329
Yeah but still...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:35:52 PM
No.529418547
>>529417526
I would like it if like you could have different spells per and and not like 1 big pool so lime I have to go through my like ranged and melee spells in the same list
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:35:54 PM
No.529418553
>>529418767
>>529418804
>>529417526
the one where you swing the greatsword horizontally is sick, they honestly could have just condensed all of the carian greatsword actions into one spell and made it act like a melee weapon
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:36:58 PM
No.529418673
>>529416807
>defensive
>halberd
nice testing
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:37:44 PM
No.529418767
>>529418553
>they honestly could have just condensed all of the carian greatsword actions into one spell and made it act like a melee weapon
that's just the Bound Weapon spells from elder scrolls
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:38:02 PM
No.529418804
>>529418898
>>529418553
fun fact: greatsword true-combos into piercer
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:38:05 PM
No.529418814
>>529418873
>>529416807
so what you're telling me is I can get ornamental straight swords to spawn every run just by only picking up straight swords? kino is back on the menu
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:38:41 PM
No.529418873
>>529418814
Well idk if you can get a specific one consistently, but you can definitely increase its odds.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:38:56 PM
No.529418898
>>529419053
>>529419093
>>529418804
What's a true combo?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:39:08 PM
No.529418920
>>529418797
arya is my favorite erg tranny, she always plays well
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:39:43 PM
No.529418990
>>529419129
>>529418797
>3 raiders and a big centaur wrestling under the hot desert sun
imagine the smell...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:40:06 PM
No.529419046
>>529419146
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:40:12 PM
No.529419053
>>529419313
>>529418898
against human sized enemies, including players, it's impossible through any means to avoid being hit with piercer if you were hit with greatsword
you're staggered long enough that it will always hit
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:40:29 PM
No.529419093
>>529419313
>>529418898
it's a pvp meme, a true combo is when the next hit lands before the stagger from the last one wears off so you can't roll out of it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:40:36 PM
No.529419104
>>529416807
anyone who has played the game seriously (wagelets need not apply, you don't have enough hours in the day to actually observe a trend during gameplay) knows this is true, but i prefer to think of it as deliberate manipulation, rather than "fucking up" my drop table.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:40:52 PM
No.529419129
>>529418990
You could scrape the swear off with a chisel and crunch it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:41:00 PM
No.529419146
>>529419234
>>529419046
me too
and it's not the first time it happens. But I did get a pass march earlier today
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:41:46 PM
No.529419234
>>529419743
>>529419146
2/3 now, is that you?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:42:20 PM
No.529419313
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:42:43 PM
No.529419351
>>529416876
you're getting tired of your skill issues.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:43:42 PM
No.529419481
>>529416876
heh, nothin personel kid
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:44:32 PM
No.529419569
>>529416807
This is absolutely true and is one of the reasons why I only pick up seals and staves as Recluse regardless of passives.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:44:43 PM
No.529419583
>>529419763
>another hour of wfh before I can nightreign
it's not fucking fair
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:44:49 PM
No.529419594
>>529417598
stance break with your counter attack thrusting sword then pile on damage with carian swords before and after riposte
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:46:15 PM
No.529419743
>>529419912
>>529420329
>>529419234
yeah
I'm Q-ing all bosses and it's not giving us a random, what the hell?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:46:21 PM
No.529419752
>>529418329
holy is golden brown, lightning is yellow.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:46:28 PM
No.529419763
>>529420143
>>529429549
How would you make Smelter Demon actually dangerous?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:47:38 PM
No.529419912
>>529419743
gonna try again same settings
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:47:55 PM
No.529419946
>>529419786
play revenant with randoms, get to level up to 3, reach level 6 by runecount but miss grace before entering the circle
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:48:41 PM
No.529420035
ahahahahah im so mad
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:49:44 PM
No.529420143
>>529420317
>>529420475
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:50:20 PM
No.529420215
>>529418390
Anyone who does shit at level 1 is garbage at the game, no bro you arenβt cool for killing stuff at low hp it takes forever, level 2 is OP as fuck compared to level 1
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:50:27 PM
No.529420232
>>529436552
Can't even make it 100 posts without people posting pedo Revenant shit.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:50:56 PM
No.529420308
When are they dropping the Everdark bug?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:51:03 PM
No.529420317
>>529420571
>>529420143
what do you do
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:51:07 PM
No.529420329
>>529420869
>>529430337
>>529419743
Add me on PS, it keeps connecting us but not the random third
>>529418471
what sort of humiliation ritual is it to continually post the same dogshit ai slop to announce you are a retarded pedophile to the thread
lmfao
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:52:06 PM
No.529420453
>>529416354
Seething foid.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:52:19 PM
No.529420475
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:52:46 PM
No.529420538
>>529420963
>>529420446
troon nerve = struck
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:52:59 PM
No.529420571
>>529420317
sorry that's as far as I'll go
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:53:05 PM
No.529420579
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:55:21 PM
No.529420869
>>529422796
>>529420329
How can you see other people's names in the lobby? Is it just a console thing? It doesn't show on pc
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:55:41 PM
No.529420906
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:55:48 PM
No.529420916
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:56:17 PM
No.529420963
>>529420538
embarrassing canned response to go with
shocker (not)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:56:25 PM
No.529420983
>>529421143
having aggro on a boss for like 8 attacks in a row and seeing executor in the cut holding his gay ass cursed sword trying to aura farm makes a nigga become the joker
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:56:29 PM
No.529420991
Guardian, nice try. Other Rev, hello funny name. What a match huh?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:56:57 PM
No.529421069
>>529421368
So this... is how the revrevguard dream ends huh... not... a bad.... run.......
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:57:20 PM
No.529421113
Hold up praystations im cuming
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:57:29 PM
No.529421131
Why doesnβt guardian get bonus damage on kick AoW
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:57:32 PM
No.529421143
>>529420983
would you kiss a mokfel girl at tiff
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:58:17 PM
No.529421241
>>529421480
>>529421597
ggs wylder/ironeye, clean run
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:58:47 PM
No.529421308
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:59:12 PM
No.529421368
>>529421896
>>529421069
Should have gone for the triple rev...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:59:57 PM
No.529421480
>>529421241
very clean, nice working with you duchess
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:00:51 PM
No.529421597
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:02:43 PM
No.529421828
>play exec
>fulghor
>get aggro
>yay sekiro time
>immediately lose aggro after one deflect from recluse throwing all magic known to man at him
>spin combos her to death
please..sekirooooo......
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:03:15 PM
No.529421896
>>529436291
>>529421368
Saving this pic and sending it to someone
So what the fuck am I supposed to do for a decent Duchess relic setup? Most of the class stuff she gets seems like shit besides the one that boosts restage damage.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:04:06 PM
No.529422003
>>529422343
>the stormveil gate is a mock-up of the divine gate from the DLC
MIYAZAKIIIII
YYYYAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:04:30 PM
No.529422042
>>529422168
>>529421907
The one that triggers restage on dagger combo finishers is great too especially since she can continue her combo after a dodge unlike anyone else.
Besides that, bleed+frost setups are great on her.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:04:50 PM
No.529422091
>>529421907
Post attack healing, restage on dagger chain
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:05:27 PM
No.529422168
>>529422613
>>529422042
that one seems like it nerfs your regular restage
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:05:41 PM
No.529422203
>>529436291
>>529418390
>Someone other than me is posting Shinobu
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:06:36 PM
No.529422293
>>529421907
>seems like shit
>USUALLY is
duchess is one of those characters where any 3 relics just switches the whole playstyle of the character, you can go dagger combo, staff, arcane, even crit with the ult build.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:06:41 PM
No.529422303
do you guys think gemmy will ever come back
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:07:03 PM
No.529422343
>>529423148
>>529422003
Godfrey knowing a bunch of deeplore redeems him entirely.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:07:17 PM
No.529422381
>>529423040
γ½(ο½ΠΒ΄#)οΎ needs correction
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:08:05 PM
No.529422460
>>529422572
>get marais sword
>farm damage
>give it to team mate since i want dual straight swords
>look like a cheater post game
my god
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:09:08 PM
No.529422569
>>529417383
He's doing it for attention, that's why he's avatarfagging. Just ignore him.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:09:11 PM
No.529422572
>>529422964
>>529422460
the worst part is teammates not understanding you currently have a marais in your hand and pinging weapons for you.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:09:35 PM
No.529422613
>>529422168
Iβm pretty sure how it works is each restage snap shots, so if you say restage chain after a bleed then restage with your skill the damage window itβs restaging is nonexistent. Like itβs some jojo stand erasing time in the past that would have be restaged if you did not already restage in other words you canβt restage your restage so I put a restage in your restage
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:09:39 PM
No.529422624
>>529419786
when he spawns he traps all players in a tiny arena where the camera fights against you and you always take his passive fire damage
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:10:53 PM
No.529422765
>>529423245
>>529417063
post your butt again
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:11:05 PM
No.529422796
>>529420869
We have the option to switch between player id's and names. Idk if pc does but it's probably buried in the connectivity options. I usually switch it to player names for screen shots and player ids for normal stuff just to know who was who if I need to block someone who throws but is using erg pass or just wanna add them to my friends or a group chat used for coordinating matchmaking.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:11:51 PM
No.529422881
>3 raiders
Kino
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:12:30 PM
No.529422964
>>529422572
they can't report me as a cheater anyway, the sword's listed in my footprints.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:13:04 PM
No.529423040
>>529422381
Illya coded outfit.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:13:25 PM
No.529423081
>>529423245
>>529417063
use it whenever you fucking feel like it the same way while other puny ass bitches are dodging for their life you just facetank the death combo
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:13:52 PM
No.529423148
>>529423324
>>529422343
You mean godrick?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:14:00 PM
No.529423165
>>529423474
>>529425312
:(
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:14:41 PM
No.529423245
>>529423627
>>529422765
Here's me being a butt.
>>529423081
I just don't get it. I got to hit a few good hits, but most of the fight was just him taking me down in two hits.
Or, once I took that vial that turns taken damage into hitpoints, somehow missing me.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:15:22 PM
No.529423324
>>529423148
No. I mean Godfrey, lord of Stormwind, as Horah Loux before being ousted.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:15:55 PM
No.529423402
>>529418797
That was amazing and the first time i got to try this """build"""
Got the shield talisman, successive attacks restore FP passive(all fp was returned every time so infinite shield crashing), and the passive on the shield itself gave the 60% negation bubble every time the whole shield crash connected, and it did over 1200 damage when it did.
GG
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:15:59 PM
No.529423413
> they still haven't fixed the DCs
there's gotta be a point where they get punished for this somehow. i love these games but on a technical level ...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:16:42 PM
No.529423474
>>529423165
i loved them so much
both her and wylder are plotting to save each other
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:17:33 PM
No.529423568
>>529423746
>>529428112
>play with randoms
>lose every other game
>playing with randoms defeating three different nightlords in a row becomes the last and hardest achievement to get
>play with erg
>win every game
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:17:48 PM
No.529423594
>>529423701
>>529426089
>>529416807
so out of curiosity i just tried this, picking up nothing but one rapier and one longsword at the very start of the game to get more of them to spawn and I saw a grand total of 0 rapiers and 0 longswords
so this is either complete bullshit or is such a slight effect that it's not worth considering
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:17:53 PM
No.529423612
>>529416807
I realized this after an absolutely disastrous run with Ironeye where I grabbed a bunch of shields and swords with item discovery/ranged dmg and ended up getting random boss trash the entire run, ZERO bows for the entire run.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:17:59 PM
No.529423627
>>529423712
>>529423245
you're only supposed to get hit when you have retaliate up, the rest of the time you dodge normally. don't try to trade blows with bosses
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:18 PM
No.529423679
>run with erg on
>everyone has the evergaol relic
>clear tons of gaols every run
>STILL no ancient gaol chiev
Thanks for the win anyways, Raider and Wylder...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:28 PM
No.529423701
>>529423834
>>529424076
>>529423594
you'll eventually get how it works when you play the game.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:32 PM
No.529423712
>>529424554
>>529423627
Retaliate is the basic punch thing, right?
>>529423568
I'm not actually convinced it's possible to lose with erg
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:19:35 PM
No.529423834
>>529423928
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:20:05 PM
No.529423897
>>529423949
>>529423746
Oh yes the fuck it is. There's some real shitters in there, you're just lucky.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:20:22 PM
No.529423928
>>529424045
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:20:33 PM
No.529423949
>>529424643
>>529423897
anon maybe... you're the shitter
When are they buffing Guardian to not be trash?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:21:07 PM
No.529424021
>>529423746
It isn't unless 3 relatively new players somehow manage to queue at the same time into the pass.
There's almost always someone who's played a while to wrangle them into a victory though.
>executor is a crucible knight
>D faith
they just make this shit up on the fly
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:21:19 PM
No.529424045
>>529424143
>>529423928
about your schizo loot theory?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:21:21 PM
No.529424050
>>529421907
BROKE BOY RELICS ONLY
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:21:35 PM
No.529424076
>>529424189
>>529423701
Seeing shit like this just makes me 100% confident that the guy pushing this "theory" is just a shitposter hoping to fuck up people's runs.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:21:43 PM
No.529424103
I don't mind if I lose with erg, as long as it's a good time~
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:08 PM
No.529424143
>>529424221
>>529424007
Still mindbroken huh?
>>529424045
not my theory, the game just works like that.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:12 PM
No.529424152
>>529424027
and his yellow glowy attacks are physical damage according to some random shitposter on /erg/. not even holy. you can test it with holly attack power up if you want
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:18 PM
No.529424162
I'm sorry, bros, I couldn't clutch it. No heals left and Ult on cooldown ;_;
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:29 PM
No.529424189
>>529424076
It's not a shitpost but the guy you're replying to is shitposting
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:46 PM
No.529424212
>>529423746
Clearly you haven't played with me.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:51 PM
No.529424221
>>529424326
>>529424143
>the game just works like that.
but it just clearly doesn't though
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:23:21 PM
No.529424289
>>529424432
>>529424470
>when critting from the back you become slightly quieter sometimes
This is some parody level shit that someone would write as a joke about fromsoftware/RPG buffs. Just so utterly useless and stupid.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:23:35 PM
No.529424316
>>529391057
At least he has more than 0.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:23:43 PM
No.529424326
>>529424380
>>529424221
It does though. I get you hate the guy that originally posted about it but that doesn't matter.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:24:14 PM
No.529424380
>>529424602
>>529424326
why didn't it work that way when I did it just now
>>529417869
Doesn't Zullie just steal, sorry I mean "build upon" the work of other modders?
> get pre-chewed ideas from forum
> load them up in engine with mods made by others
> add lore snippets from the usual loretubers
> add majoras mask music
> upload
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:24:41 PM
No.529424432
>>529424289
it actually works really really well with things you can backstab though, for chain backstabs
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:24:49 PM
No.529424442
>>529424395
>discord writing
sus....
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:24:51 PM
No.529424447
>>529424027
I was going to say all crucible spells only require 27 faith, which is not that much and sounds D to me, but then I looked and he actually has 6 faith at level 15. What the fuck.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:24:52 PM
No.529424450
>>529424007
guardian is better than duchess
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:24:59 PM
No.529424470
>>529424562
>>529424289
but it's actually good though
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:25:16 PM
No.529424498
>>529419786
Spawn the blue smelter as well and double both of their poise
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:25:21 PM
No.529424517
>>529425137
>>529424395
clearly other people just need to steal faster and more efficiently
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:25:42 PM
No.529424554
>>529424854
>>529425018
>>529423712
yes
also you don't have to time it to get the big punch, you have a meter that fills as you take damage and when you take a certain amount you get a big punch
just use it to trivialize mechanics, get damage uptime during combos, stuff like that. for example when fulghor does the arrow missile if you don't feel like moving just use it to tank it and proc the damage taken increases AP effect, or when he's spinning, or to ignore his jumps. it's extremely versatile and you take almost no damage. you also cannot die during it, nor get knocked back
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:25:45 PM
No.529424562
>>529424470
It's shit. Seethe.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:26:09 PM
No.529424602
>>529424380
Because you are too upset about who posted a post so you go to absurd lengths to countersignal anything he posts.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:26:27 PM
No.529424643
>>529424960
>>529425676
>>529423949
No. When the expedition ends with me 6 levels over a teammate who died on repeat and the other one DCing, your "you're the common factor" fallacy doesn't apply.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:27:37 PM
No.529424775
>>529417526
There's no point when you can just infuse weapons with Magic and use ashes.
I guess it's good in PVP where some things like slicer or carian greatsword into piercer combo can be useful, but in PVE I prefer to have ranged projectiles for every situation + a few magic infused weapons for my melee needs.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:27:50 PM
No.529424804
>>529424915
>>529416825
>fugly swarthoid skin
>obsessed
>posted it again award
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:27:53 PM
No.529424808
>>529416876
Japanese men are very effeminate so things being dumb and arbitrary shouldn't surprise you.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:28:06 PM
No.529424838
>>529424027
Isn't he like some schizophrenic larper?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:28:08 PM
No.529424841
>>529424965
>>529424007
He doesn't need a buff, he needs a vendor to sell him good relics, the fucker is to relic dependent and a guaranteed relic or two off a vendor will solve a lot of the Guardian problems
>ult heals
>reflect
>large tornado (tornado feels like complete ass without it)
>halberd tornado (anons say its good for nightlords, idk)
>draw attention
>post damage healing
>heal on block
>recover stam on attacks (works on reflect)
>evergoal perma damage
>start with stonesword key
You obviously don't need all of these but the more of these you don't have makes guardian feel like fucking ass
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:28:15 PM
No.529424854
>>529425106
>>529425613
>>529424554
I see. So basically like in Devil May Cry 3, you "stock up" damage that you block, and then throw it back?
I wish I figured that out before I got stomped so badly.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:28:55 PM
No.529424915
>>529436030
>>529436030
>>529424804
the russian guy seems to have some sort of mental block about darker skinned people.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:29:22 PM
No.529424957
>>529416843
Nice falseflag tranny but this is a Snow Duchess and Revkitten general. Only troon gooners like r*cluse.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:29:24 PM
No.529424958
>>529425271
worth or nah? already have skill dmg increase and chain attack skill reprisal
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:29:25 PM
No.529424960
>>529425676
>>529424643
This but unironically. Idk why people keep saying stuff like "ummm well YOU'RE also a rando to THE RANDOS. EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?!"
bitch I'm not the one pinging earlygame PoI's on day 2 and then proceeding to lag behind by a full minute, nor am I speedrunning maxing out my revive wheel on phase 1 of any given boss.
I can adapt and be flexible, accommodate silly rando stuff like church and ruins/camp spam but I can't do anything about them being slow or dying a bunch.
>>529424841
>large tornado (tornado feels like complete ass without it)
The tornado 'buff' is overrated. It stunlocks weaker enemies sure, but who cares about them, and against stronger enemies who aren't stunned by it, it just obscures your vision and is more of an annoyance than anything.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:29:51 PM
No.529425018
>>529425613
>>529424554
nta but does it transform into the big punch or do you have to do an extra input
also does it count damage taken at all and any time, or only during retaliate?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:30:43 PM
No.529425106
>>529425350
>>529424854
>you "stock up" damage that you block, and then throw it back?
Kind of, but it's not variable. there's a threshold you reach and then your punch is powered up. Your Raider will have grey smoke/steam around his body when you've taken enough damage/hits for the next use of it to be powered up and it can happen mid-ability use if you take a hard hit during the initial stomp part
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:30:45 PM
No.529425112
>>529424965
Another hit for posture breaking when charging r2s is already best for posture breaking is good.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:30:56 PM
No.529425137
>>529424517
> Vaatividya just steals most of his ideas from loreautists on 4chan during release weeks
Some things really haven't changed since 2009
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:31:30 PM
No.529425191
>>529425880
>>529424965
It also deflects all ranged attacks for the duration, including troll pots. And it draws those it stuns into it for big heavy attacks. And it works on up to banished knights, so its not just small enemies.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:31:41 PM
No.529425221
>>529424965
For me personally its more of a Guardian is just much more fun to play with large tornado, if you play awhile with large tornado then go back to normal tornado it feels less fun to play (for me anyways)
>I also forgot improved counter attack relic too
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:32:10 PM
No.529425271
>>529424958
Idk. I don't really use her ultishart around common mobs. Though the buffs in this game are pretty generous so I'm assuming they last as long if not longer than the Art.
backstab giving stealth is probably the better QoL option
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:32:14 PM
No.529425280
>>529425395
>>529424965
it doesn't obscure vision much anymore, that was changed in the last patch.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:32:20 PM
No.529425292
big damage
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:32:26 PM
No.529425312
>>529423165
Errm her personality le bad or something!
>>529425106
Wait, so you stock up damage even if you're not using the skill?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:33:09 PM
No.529425395
>>529425280
Oh, really? Didnt know that, maybe Ill pick it up again. Kinda surprised somebody besides me complained about it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:33:33 PM
No.529425437
>>529425543
>>529425350
If you don't use the skill the skill being stocked up doesn't matter.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:33:47 PM
No.529425464
>>529425570
>>529425971
>queue for the final boss
>it's all wylder, all of the time
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:34:18 PM
No.529425520
>>529429208
>>529425350
Yes. Using the skill just lets you avoid like 90% of any damage during it and you can't be knocked back or killed.
You still "charge" it just as fast when taking hits during the skill as if the damage wasn't mitigated.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:34:32 PM
No.529425543
>>529425678
>>529425437
I see. It's still interesting to use it early: the damage reduction is really good.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:34:45 PM
No.529425570
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:34:45 PM
No.529425575
>>529426487
>>529437107
Having Wylder's babies!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:35:03 PM
No.529425613
>>529425934
>>529429078
>>529424854
>>529425018
the damage isn't dependent on enemy damage, it's basically a meter and when you take enough damage. i'd say it's about 70% of your health. once you take that much damage, raider starts emitting steam and then your next retaliate will last longer and do the big hit which deals more damage and i think staggers literally anything in the game
all damage taken counts, not just during retaliate, and you don't have to press anything, your next retaliate simply has the empowered effect
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:35:04 PM
No.529425617
>>529425915
>>529418390
>pedo falseflag
This is an Irongawd general thoughbeit.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:35:38 PM
No.529425676
>>529426114
>>529424643
>>529424960
some of those bosses have less than 5 moves anon, if you dont know how to dodge them 1 month after game release, its over
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:35:38 PM
No.529425678
>>529425934
>>529425543
If you play well you'll be using it all the time and it will only be the charged up punch like 1 out of 7 times you do it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:36:37 PM
No.529425779
>>529423746
It feels like we're all on the same page in terms of strats and routing and whatnot. A lot of runs honestly end in pretty mindless nightlord stomps
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:37:24 PM
No.529425865
>>529424027
Executor is so bizarre like his stat spread / passive / skill / ult were all designed by different people with different ideas of what a crucible samurai should be
Without a doubt him having high faith would've been great, while Revenant should've had arcane since in ER arcane represents power from within and Revenant is empowered by revenge, certainly not by faith in anything.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:37:35 PM
No.529425880
>>529426049
>>529427772
>>529424965
It stunlocks shit all the way up to banished knights not just fodder peasants, makes it much better for deflecting projectiles and you can also use it to stall the revive timer. The extended whirlwind and regular whirlwind are both equally useless against nightlords who aren't augur (which the extended whirlwind rapes) so that's a moot point. It's a big upgrade
>>529425191
>including troll pots
it doesn't do this tho
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:37:35 PM
No.529425881
I like when the night 1 boss is in the top right when it's the hidden city because you can take the bird directly to the entrance basically
But it's always annoying when people don't understand your ping on the tree and don't take the hawk too, uhg
Guardianbros... I accidentally made 3 different Recluse mains fall in love with me, and now all 3 wanna be my gf. I don't know what to do. Any advice? Or maybe you guys wanna take one or two off my hands for me?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:37:50 PM
No.529425915
>>529426157
>>529425617
>spawned and steered hawk to land at gaol at level 1
They deserved that death.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:38:04 PM
No.529425934
>>529425613
Is he making steam because he's actually fuming with rage and the temperature is evaporating his sweat?
And thanks for the tip, I appreciate it. There's still the issue of the centaur running around, but honestly, I don't have the skill to fight any uber boss.
>>529425678
>If you play well
Don't you know who I am? He doesn't who I am...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:38:13 PM
No.529425957
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:38:22 PM
No.529425971
>>529425464
>not wearing Dawn skin vs Night Aspect
It just feels right.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:38:49 PM
No.529426012
>>529425882
True Guardianbros wouldnt want even 1.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:39:01 PM
No.529426026
>>529416825
>evergaol relic
the irony
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:39:18 PM
No.529426049
>>529426134
>>529425880
you mean guardian players spread false information? no way
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:39:39 PM
No.529426089
>>529428726
>>529423594
You need to pick up more of one or the other. Have 3 rapiers, you'll see more rapiers in boss gachas
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:39:46 PM
No.529426102
>>529426659
>>529427004
Successfully finishing a run where a player ragequit should automatically give the quitter(s) a 24h ban.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:39:57 PM
No.529426114
>>529425676
eat a salad fatty
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:39:58 PM
No.529426117
Man going back to Recluse when Fulghor is over after so much Raider is gonna be hard. I'm going to have to dodge stuff again.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:40:10 PM
No.529426134
>>529426208
>>529436030
>>529426049
>you mean guardian players spread false information?
You might be thinking of the humiliated discord.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:40:22 PM
No.529426153
>>529426193
>>529426225
Does duchess' starting weapon normally do bloodloss or no?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:40:24 PM
No.529426157
>>529425915
Probably true but I'm not going to give up on them, I usually follow and kill and leave without dying
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:40:44 PM
No.529426193
>>529426153
just normal loss
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:40:50 PM
No.529426208
>>529426308
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:40:58 PM
No.529426225
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:41:40 PM
No.529426308
>>529426381
>>529426208
What are you confused about? You think we don't know about what happened last week?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:41:53 PM
No.529426329
>>529438339
>>529425882
Wagwan boss, me real birdman done made revenant gyalz love me, but birdman nuh suck pussy. He neva done suck pumpum of three gyalz. What I do?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:41:56 PM
No.529426335
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:42:26 PM
No.529426381
>>529426564
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:43:23 PM
No.529426487
>>529426981
>>529425575
But anon, what if they turn out tarded due to incest?
They're adding more Nightfarers right?
Please give me a sword waifu who can actually smash stuff in melee and isn't made of tissue paper, it's not like the game itself is short on those but they're not playable.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:44:03 PM
No.529426564
>>529436030
>>529426381
Gaslighting doesn't change anything anon you'll only give him an excuse to loredump and that will trigger the discord sisters more.
It's up to you which route you want to go.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:44:51 PM
No.529426659
>>529427131
>>529426102
it scales dumdum
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:45:08 PM
No.529426692
>>529426540
nightfarer from zamor next.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:45:10 PM
No.529426696
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:45:34 PM
No.529426750
>>529426540
Honestly they should just add in Leda
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:46:18 PM
No.529426832
>>529427197
>>529427414
That was probably my best rev game yet, absolutely goated I picked up that crucible sword for delivery. (We won talk about the dash ult wylder)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:47:21 PM
No.529426946
>>529426540
straight sword, mid shield bro please
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:47:31 PM
No.529426962
Some time ago there was a big list made of all the known dsgtroons' steam profiles and I haven't unblocked any of them since.
>>529426487
Then we'll accidentally make another nightlord. New content <3
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:47:49 PM
No.529427004
>>529426102
At the very least they should get a humiliation ritual message telling them the run was successful
I have never lost a run with a leaver so far
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:48:17 PM
No.529427058
>>529438154
>>529426540
hopefully more than just two but who knows how much support this game will get
we could just get a small barebones DLC that adds one dude that is kinda shit
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:48:59 PM
No.529427131
>>529426659
I know.
Now tell me why you think that would influence what I said in any way?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:49:01 PM
No.529427137
>>529427875
>>529426981
need thighs around head
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:49:19 PM
No.529427178
>>529427875
>>529426981
kek good one, that would explain the extra arm and the tard strength
>>529426832
i was 3 for 3 on the Fulghor dash stop until today. i ashamed all Wylder mains today ToT ggs great team
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:51:01 PM
No.529427393
>>529427579
>>529427875
>>529426981
You just know that Duchess is the kind of woman that stinks good
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:51:02 PM
No.529427394
2/3 all bosses
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:51:09 PM
No.529427410
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:51:11 PM
No.529427414
>>529427934
>>529426832
>>529427197
we shredded the deathrite bird in 20 seconds lmao
What are the best team comps?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:52:09 PM
No.529427534
>>529427443
coffee IS good for you.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:52:27 PM
No.529427579
>>529427970
>>529427393
that's every attractive woman though
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:53:17 PM
No.529427671
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:53:31 PM
No.529427695
>>529427443
3rev
100% win rate for me
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:53:36 PM
No.529427707
>>529427936
>>529440368
Is this s tier?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:54:10 PM
No.529427772
>>529428186
>>529431449
>>529425880
>>including troll pots
>it doesn't do this tho
It literally does. Fuck off.
>>529427137
I will squeeze your head as hard as I can.
>>529427178
lol. Honestly having Heolstor as my son would make me so proud. My extra special boy~ Buying him cool swords as a young boy paid off, now he's aura farming and making dodgelets seethe.
>>529427393
<33
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:55:41 PM
No.529427934
>>529427414
That was cathartic desu I hate that flying fuck
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:55:41 PM
No.529427936
>>529427707
Its mid. Its high B tier, maybe.
>>529427579
There is a surprisingly large number of attractive women that stink BAD. Like panty shitstains and way too few showers and the delusion that perfume can replace showers level bad
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:56:07 PM
No.529427981
>>529427443
Wylder, Ironeye and Wylder
has anyone gotten the 3 win streak achievement with randoms
what boss
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:56:51 PM
No.529428070
>>529427875
Stop pretending to be a woman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:57:12 PM
No.529428112
>>529434192
>>529423568
>>529428018
Don't do it, you will regret it, unless your a 1% giga player you are going to get asshole fucked with randoms
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:57:34 PM
No.529428149
>>529428018
yeah, 3 random bosses I wasn't keeping track.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:57:53 PM
No.529428178
>>529428018
did 3 wins vs uber fulghor this morning
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:58:00 PM
No.529428186
>>529428262
>>529428432
>>529427772
wtf, I posted literal video evidence of it not doing this. Why are you being mean to me
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:58:24 PM
No.529428226
>>529427875
rancid troon post
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:58:46 PM
No.529428262
>>529428186
SIR, I HAVE MY ORDERS, PLEASE BE NICE TO ME
>>529427970
I blame socialization. The cultural perception is that women are just naturally neat and clean and perfect, and so they never are asked to learn anything. They stink, they leave laundry around it piles, they stick hair to the goddam shower wall, and never look into a woman's makeup kit good lord it gets horrifying. Meanwhile men are constantly immediately mocked for any tiny hygiene thing. Lots of men grow up to work hard to be good at grooming themselves because they dont want to be That Guy. The socialization has the opposite effect on both genders.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:59:10 PM
No.529428308
recluse faith scaling lowered to B
revenant summons no longer have collision with team mates
revenant summons are now near invisible for team mates
claws starting ash changed to lifesteal fist
there i just fixed rev
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:59:12 PM
No.529428312
>>529428550
>>529438901
>>529427970
my wife doesn't stink normally but if I catch her after a long day outside before she can shower the smell is legendary
>playing anything but raider
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:00:20 PM
No.529428432
>>529431449
>>529428186
Oh. I didnt watch the webm. I've seen clips before of it working so I dont know what happened for you.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:00:38 PM
No.529428471
>>529428018
Yes. The first win can be any boss obviously. Save the doggo for last. #2 fight should be whatever other boss you're most confident in, for me that was Auger
I like this achievement, it's not easy but not too hard either
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:01:22 PM
No.529428550
>>529428270
>>529427970
I will take your words to heart, my friends
>>529428312
isn't your wife fat
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:01:33 PM
No.529428575
>>529428773
>revenant summons giant spooky ghost from base game that shoots ghostflame beam which is int/fth
>FTH with INT/ARC dip
>Recluse special is a big blood magic aoe
>INT/FTH
STOP TRICKING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:01:51 PM
No.529428612
>>529428946
Been sitting in erg queue with one other loser for like 10 minutes now. Stop arguing and queue up for our third.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:02:24 PM
No.529428682
>>529427681
If it's FuturePress then it's a good quality product, only downside is some info will be out of date due to the nature of patches and what not.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:02:34 PM
No.529428702
>>529428623
Oh that's really hot thank you anon
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:02:45 PM
No.529428726
>>529426089
>just get 3 rapiers on a run where only 1 rapier appeared the whole time
hmmm
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:03:21 PM
No.529428773
>>529428860
>>529428575
Stop assuming you're playing elden ring.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:03:31 PM
No.529428793
>>529428360
had a raider do this in my last game, he completely missed and then got pummeled by the horse while on top of his rock
pretty funny honestly
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:03:56 PM
No.529428837
>>529428942
>>529429272
Any tips for making guardian not feel like total dogshit?
He's my last nightfarer I need to complete
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:04:08 PM
No.529428860
>>529428773
this is literally elden ring
>>529428623
I wish it was possible to have incest with people like outside of your family
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:04:32 PM
No.529428903
>>529437602
>>529428270
True.
You can't truly grasp what fucking disgusting creatures women are until you had to clean (semi) public women's restrooms.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:04:49 PM
No.529428934
>>529429046
>>529428881
that's just sex
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:04:50 PM
No.529428939
is there an achievement for getting every remembrance
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:04:52 PM
No.529428942
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:04:56 PM
No.529428946
>>529428612
what platform?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:05:45 PM
No.529429028
>>529429131
>>529428881
You can with step siblings and adoptive siblings. Just pretend who you're dating is your sibling.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:05:53 PM
No.529429046
>>529428934
That'd what I mean, it's JUST sex, it's not incest
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:06:00 PM
No.529429068
>>529429205
>>529428881
what are you talking about, woman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:06:07 PM
No.529429078
>>529429208
>>529425613
does retaliate count the full damage or only the final damage after reduction?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:06:39 PM
No.529429131
>>529429260
>>529429028
I wish it didn't have to be just pretend
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:07:25 PM
No.529429205
>>529429383
>>529429068
Didn't say a single thing about sex/gender
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:07:25 PM
No.529429208
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:07:51 PM
No.529429260
>>529429131
Well, let me legally adopt you and then we can make something work.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:07:56 PM
No.529429272
>>529430027
>>529428837
Use the block like a slow parry, meaning don't stomp around superblocking all the time.
Use charged halberd counters.
Pick upgrades that trigger on walking or guard counters.
If multiplayer: hold your Ult.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:08:04 PM
No.529429296
>>529428360
Did a two raider recluse run earlier, I used my gigapunch as Fulghor was doing his charge around animation (by pure luck mind you) and it interrupted him and he didn't charge at all
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:08:53 PM
No.529429383
so this little thing is the nightlord?
or is he something else that has been possessed by heolstor, like the nightlords, the father in revenant's remembrance and raider's rival?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:10:32 PM
No.529429549
>>529429592
>>529419763
Working from home
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:10:40 PM
No.529429560
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:10:57 PM
No.529429592
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:12:15 PM
No.529429718
>>529429807
>>529429489
The nightlord came out of Recluse's vagina.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:12:56 PM
No.529429794
>>529430004
>>529430468
>>529429489
I think it's baby heolstor but there's not really like proof for that other than circumstantial stuff and logical leaps
Like how the infant didn't have a name and Heolstor means hidden/shrouded. And like how character asks recluse if she'd be willing to kill her child and then like thr next step is to kill Heolstor (though it could be referring to her instead possibly killing the baby with the outer God bone)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:13:04 PM
No.529429807
>>529429718
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:13:17 PM
No.529429836
>>529430253
>waiting for queue
>testing in sparing ground
>wylder level 15 1h r1 = 122 damage
>same but 2 handed = 125 damage
>dual wield twin starting swords and l1 = 186 damage
I feel bad for the scrubs who advocate for two-handing...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:13:24 PM
No.529429852
>>529439187
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:13:33 PM
No.529429867
>>529430045
+1 everdark fulghor erg pc
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:14:45 PM
No.529430004
>>529430158
>>529429794
The infant nightlord and heolstor aren't the same thing.
Heolstor and the other nightlords answer to the infant nightlord.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:14:57 PM
No.529430027
>>529429272
>Play guardian
>Holdy ult for as long as possible
>Party still rolling around dodging everything throughout its duration instead of doing damage
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:15:06 PM
No.529430045
>>529430119
>>529430991
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:15:26 PM
No.529430087
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:15:25 PM
No.529430089
Of course sweetie, mommy can carry your dps in yet ANOTHER everdark fulghor run...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:15:37 PM
No.529430102
i jobbed that, my bad brosephs
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:15:48 PM
No.529430119
>>529430045
Hurry up, slut.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:16:01 PM
No.529430158
>>529430252
>>529430302
>>529430004
I disagree personally, but why do you say so?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:16:46 PM
No.529430252
>>529430405
>>529430467
>>529430158
You'd be wrong. You'll get the full scope of the story after you play the game.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:16:47 PM
No.529430253
>>529430490
>>529429836
the point of 2H is charged R2 spam for stance breaking
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:17:19 PM
No.529430302
>>529430467
>>529430158
Probably because he read the quest when he did it instead of just skimming. The nightlord comes and takes the baby away, dumbass. It didnt steal itself.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:17:34 PM
No.529430337
>>529420329
GG, I'm done for now.
I don't get good Raiders recently, but I didn't expect the guy to ragequit like that, so I took a chill class expecting us to have a frontliner. lol
Second game I got was slow cause I really wanted to have the max estus, never seen so many churches before. Thanks for routing, it was good to turn my brain off for once
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:17:53 PM
No.529430381
>>529427875
You are a 100kg pale man with a baldig head and scoliosis
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:18:05 PM
No.529430405
>>529430497
>>529430252
Right because it'll make sense.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:18:37 PM
No.529430467
>>529430734
>>529430252
>play the game.
Yeah I'm not gonna do that
>>529430302
It says that literally nowhere in the game
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:18:38 PM
No.529430468
>>529429794
they call it "gnawling". it reminded me of dark souls 3, when you give the dark spellbook to the blind priestess. she also talks about gnawling i think...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:18:39 PM
No.529430472
>>529430656
Vocaroo anon...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:18:50 PM
No.529430490
>>529430253
That's only giving 201, and is much slower.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:18:53 PM
No.529430497
>>529430405
It does for everyone else but you already so probably. Pretending you don't understand basic stories isn't the flex you think.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:19:45 PM
No.529430592
Really wish they'd drop the enhanced bugs like tomorrow. I'm tired of Centaurman, his 2nd phase is unironically easier than the 1st. You just blow everything right away to get him to his 2nd phase asap and you're good, it shouldn't work like this.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:20:27 PM
No.529430656
>>529430472
If you wanna hear a drunk frnechman, I'm here
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:21:00 PM
No.529430734
>>529430948
>>529430467
Remeberance 5.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:21:27 PM
No.529430783
>>529430875
>>529430574
you can tell a black drew this
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:22:04 PM
No.529430835
>>529439362
>>529430574
Uhh my boss saw this and now I'm fired.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:22:04 PM
No.529430837
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:22:22 PM
No.529430875
>>529430783
saggy sad tits point to it being a euro of some strain.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:23:00 PM
No.529430938
>>529430574
My wife recovering after Raider is done with her
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:23:02 PM
No.529430943
>>529416618
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTtOVa1DZJ8
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:23:06 PM
No.529430948
>>529430734
It says it disappeared itself, not that it was taken
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:23:38 PM
No.529430991
>>529430045
*smooch* *smooch*
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:23:50 PM
No.529431025
>>529430574
this is tasteful and should be allowed
Wylderbros... how come the cute Recluse gf's only go for Guardian players? It's not fair...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:25:16 PM
No.529431192
>>529431256
>>529433527
>>529427681
Not my problem ameripoor.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:25:50 PM
No.529431256
>>529431474
>>529431609
>>529431192
How much is that in American dollars?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:25:53 PM
No.529431261
>>529431187
You were made for Duchess players anon. Now come here and do your duty.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:26:01 PM
No.529431275
>>529431187
I already got my sister.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:27:14 PM
No.529431413
>>529431540
>>529438339
>>529431187
Sorry, Wylderbro. You guys just can't compete with our BBC's (big bird cocks). You still have a lot to offer though!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:27:38 PM
No.529431449
>>529435952
>>529427772
>>529428432
>reply without looking at the webm
>i've seen clips before of it working
holy fucking shit what a retard
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:27:50 PM
No.529431474
>>529431602
>>529431658
>>529431256
Around $5,600, once adjusted for Trump inflation.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:28:23 PM
No.529431540
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:28:59 PM
No.529431602
>>529431474
That would mean that it's cheaper for us than for the anon who said not their problem though
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:29:00 PM
No.529431607
>>529432054
>>529428623
>blushing red on ears
HOLY FUCKIN CUTE
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:29:03 PM
No.529431609
>>529431869
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:29:24 PM
No.529431658
>>529437370
>>529431474
man the world must be unnavigable for non-americans if this is how they think the world works.
Do any of you fuckers actually play this game?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:30:35 PM
No.529431803
>>529432072
>>529434740
by how much?
>>529431715
i need an answer to this before i queue
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:30:51 PM
No.529431840
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:30:54 PM
No.529431846
>>529431187
Wylder is 5β7β
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:30:59 PM
No.529431869
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:31:25 PM
No.529431925
>>529439570
I like to imagine wylder as a literally mentally ill gaul who doesn't wipe his ass
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:31:38 PM
No.529431945
>>529431715
Of course lol.
>>529415832 (OP)
What's a good system for deleting all of the trash relics and making sure you keep good ones?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:32:43 PM
No.529432054
>>529428623
>>529431607
Bread and sex with my brother...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:32:50 PM
No.529432072
>>529431803
Just check your stats before and after, duh.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:33:10 PM
No.529432120
>>529432842
>>529432014
Selling them at the relic rite table
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:33:52 PM
No.529432207
>>529432312
I had Rotted Woods
>evens Crater
>odds Noklateo
>zero Mountainslop
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:34:51 PM
No.529432312
>>529432414
>>529432794
>>529432207
Rotted Woods is probably my favorite shifting earth. Fuck Nokshiteo
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:35:23 PM
No.529432370
>>529432536
excellent soloing, wylder. gg, sorry for the panic rolls
>>529432312
same I like it, especially if the buff is where I guess it is
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:35:51 PM
No.529432425
>>529438658
>>529428881
we're all at worst 50th cousins, if you find a girl that was born within 200km of you then you're probably 20th cousins, and if you live in the same town and your families are rooted there it's quite likely you're 5th or even less cousins
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:37:00 PM
No.529432536
>>529432370
ggs lmao, goddamn what an adrenaline rush
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:37:43 PM
No.529432624
>>529432863
Where do I hand back my tier list ranking. Iβm such a fraud
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:38:02 PM
No.529432656
>>529432414
just look up the map guide to know where it is
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:38:08 PM
No.529432670
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:38:27 PM
No.529432706
>>529440380
>>529431715
french people are not allowed in the guild sorry
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:39:02 PM
No.529432775
>>529432986
>>529432414
>Spot buff on the way into woods
>ping it for rando team mates
>they ignore your ping and rush the castle for the clue
>they didn't even stop to kill the commander guy
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:39:14 PM
No.529432789
>>529433102
>>529431715
yeah I do random queues
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:39:15 PM
No.529432794
>>529432312
>Amazing buff
>Easy to traverse terrain
>Lots of bosses close to each other
I love the woods, wish I got it every game
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:39:46 PM
No.529432842
>>529432906
>>529432120
yes but how do it efficiently. I have a million relics
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:39:55 PM
No.529432863
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:39:56 PM
No.529432865
>>529431187
look around your room and stop being cringe
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:40:10 PM
No.529432906
>>529432842
filters options.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:40:51 PM
No.529432986
>>529432775
Honestly it's worth killing the knight even if you get the blessing early since he drops rot weapons
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:41:21 PM
No.529433041
>>529433102
>>529433680
If you beat a DS1 or DS2 boss it says "Victory Achieved"
If you beat a DS3 boss it says "heir of fire destroyed"
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:41:36 PM
No.529433075
>>529432414
just a note, it's still worth hitting the castle for rot greases if it's not too far off of your path
rot grease works on every boss
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:41:50 PM
No.529433102
>>529435042
>>529432789
And erg only does the superboss which I'm not confindent to fight.
Screw it, I'll go play something else.
>>529433041
If you beat an invader, it says "GET REKT cunt".
>successive attacks negate damage
>perform successive attacks with my bow
>it doesn't negate damage
why are the tooltips especially shit this time around? Like really how much effort would it have taken to specify "melee"
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:43:07 PM
No.529433251
>>529433174
attacks imply you're doing damage
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:43:54 PM
No.529433343
>>529433174
poor guy can't into game mechanics. Could you imagine if that was you? I'd never.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:44:55 PM
No.529433451
>>529433174
>Getting hit as Ironeye
>Ever
lol, lmao even
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:45:09 PM
No.529433483
>>529433760
I am the bastard child of ranni and malenia
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:45:13 PM
No.529433496
>>529433174
This is the best elden ring game when it comes to giving info on what stuff does
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:45:19 PM
No.529433515
I wasn't big on the bugs but they're starting to grow on me
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:45:22 PM
No.529433527
>>529433756
>>529434338
>>529431192
Why the fuck are you getting charged LESS?
How come we even get matched with chinks?
I thought they had their big titty firewall
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:47:35 PM
No.529433756
>>529434124
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:47:37 PM
No.529433757
>>529445276
>>529433597
They unironically let you past it if your social credit is high enough. They know you'll be a cccp mouthpiece online so they want them there.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:47:40 PM
No.529433760
>>529433867
>>529433483
> child of ranni and malenia
Enjoy your supercancer AIDS and lack of body
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:47:45 PM
No.529433774
>>529432014
sell everything and cheat the ones you really want but give yourself 2 good mods at most
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:47:58 PM
No.529433798
>>529434117
>>529435836
>>529421907
More damage on restage is the best passive by far.
The dagger one is fine but nowhere as useful + limits your setup too much, it probably works really well if you can manage to have frost + bleed on your starter dagger though, as it'll restage both the procs and buildup leading to some nasty numbers.
Stamina on hit and Bloodborne hp recovery are great generic effects.
Other than that just stack damage and vigor.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:48:05 PM
No.529433808
>>529445276
>>529433597
vpns exist anon
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:48:40 PM
No.529433863
>finally get a seal with Law of Regression so I can test it on a powered up Libra
>forget to use it that fight
kill me
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:48:41 PM
No.529433867
>>529433760
They cancel out like pemdas no biggie
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:49:36 PM
No.529433970
>>529432014
Filter for all small and medium ones, then just go through the large ones pressing the select button if you want to sell it and favorite it if you want to keep it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:50:53 PM
No.529434117
>>529433798
bleed on starter dagger feels really bad its much worse than dropped bleed daggers and breaks your damage. most normal enemies die after 10 hits and then you bleed them.
the dagger moveset is actually insanely busted and anytime you dont use one as duchess you're halving your dps so the reprisal relic can be insane.
the better you get at duchess the more full combos you land and the more free restages you get on your best weapon anyway.
using spells is good too but if you want to meele dagger all the way. frost enchant makes killing any small enemies a breeze. if you get another good dagger you swap to it after freezing. dual wield moveset is worse so usually not worth it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:50:58 PM
No.529434124
>>529433756
What does this have to do with Trump? Even when converting to euros, he is still paying 20% less than I would have to pay, and that's not counting for wage differences.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:51:34 PM
No.529434192
>>529428112
i guess i'm 1% giga, i got this with randoms like day 2
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:51:52 PM
No.529434220
>>529434381
>>529437523
Hit the boss not me sludge
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:52:52 PM
No.529434338
>>529433527
Multiple reasons, Β£ > $ and because Bamco store points discount + FuturePress is based in Europe, so I'm not getting jewed by American VAT, most likely.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:53:05 PM
No.529434373
>>529428360
>brothers... we must build the wall
>>529434220
don't namedrop you nigger
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:53:19 PM
No.529434405
mage thief fighter is my favorite setup
gg it was a bit too easy
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:53:52 PM
No.529434456
>>529436030
>>529434381
Posting about their discord friends in the thread is the point though.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:53:59 PM
No.529434469
>>529439785
>>529434381
Woooooah chill with the racism. What the hell
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:54:30 PM
No.529434543
>>529434583
>>529434701
>>529434381
is this what happens when you namedrop discord people?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:54:51 PM
No.529434583
>>529439785
>>529434381
woah sludge says nigger he's so cool
>>529434543
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:55:35 PM
No.529434650
Horseman got absolutely dismantled by two pizza cutters.
Doubled pillar'ed on mid-charge too. Pretty sick.
gg
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:55:59 PM
No.529434701
>>529435373
>>529434543
They pretend to get upset and then start a discussion all the same?
Yeah.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:56:18 PM
No.529434740
I got invited to the discord through steam chat, what should I do?
Play recluse solo is one of the most infuriating things I have ever experienced. Once I am done her remembrance I am never playing this fat black cow again.
>just play in groups
And wait an hour to queue? No thanks.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:56:59 PM
No.529434824
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:57:09 PM
No.529434836
>>529435007
>>529434747
block and report the groomer
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:57:21 PM
No.529434859
>>529434782
>wait an hour to queue
must be an xbox issue
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:57:34 PM
No.529434884
>>529436030
>>529434747
Dox them like we do every time they get uppity.
>same russian guy doxed multiple times
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:58:24 PM
No.529434984
>>529428018
I got it a few days after release purely by luck, never had a streak that long until I started playing with /erg/
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:58:26 PM
No.529434987
>>529435162
>3 hour thread
>480 posts (only 40 are decent)
its over. nightreign is finished.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:58:37 PM
No.529435007
>>529434836
are you talking about someone other than mush? would he be involved in these discord allegations?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:58:40 PM
No.529435013
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:58:53 PM
No.529435034
currently 1/3 for all bosses pc
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:58:58 PM
No.529435042
>>529435841
>>529433102
just queue for everything but the superboss. i just queued randomly and got the moth with erg.
was a nice change of pace.
tokyodrift knight is roughly as hard as hoelstor id say
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:59:25 PM
No.529435087
>>529434782
your carian slicer? your pebble reskins? your libra str/dex respec?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:59:34 PM
No.529435112
>>529435898
>>529436134
What the hell are you actually supposed to use on dutchess? I've seen so many anons argue what her relic setup should be.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:59:54 PM
No.529435162
>>529435228
>>529434987
It's a weekday now, wagies are just getting home from work.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:00:04 PM
No.529435178
>>529435260
Does "improve elemental attack damage" just work on every weapon that matches the element you pick up? Not just your starter weapon, right?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:00:30 PM
No.529435228
>>529435349
>>529435162
work hours ended in europe hours ago
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:00:48 PM
No.529435260
>>529436469
>>529435178
It boosts elemental attack damage but really it boosts all affinity elements.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:01:37 PM
No.529435349
>>529435228
let me know when they start working again so i can queue into erg and not have a whole second of ping
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:01:46 PM
No.529435369
2/3 all bosses
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:01:49 PM
No.529435373
>>529435480
>>529434701
Kek yeah getting mad at it is pretty performative. No one really cares
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:02:26 PM
No.529435451
>>529434747
Usually getting random messages/invites/adds from randoms in 2025 is because they want something. I fell for it the first time(wasted my time talking to them) and now its always an instablock. If your curious its not going to hurt to join it and look but do know its most likely not what your expecting
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:02:35 PM
No.529435470
>>529435641
>>529439992
>>529433680
One of the best games ever created.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:02:38 PM
No.529435476
>>529435662
ugh..enough running and min maxin..just give me a broken staff and lets get this over with..
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:02:41 PM
No.529435480
>>529435689
>>529440886
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:03:13 PM
No.529435542
>>529435641
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:04:04 PM
No.529435635
>>529435709
>>529435875
That was some embarrassing brown person spergery at the end of the last thread
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:04:07 PM
No.529435641
>>529435813
>>529439992
>>529433680
>>529435470
>>529435542
I had so much fun with AI Limit. Unironically super fun. I loved how all her dialog is her repeating back what people say to her with a question mark or ellipses.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:04:08 PM
No.529435643
I have never waited more than a couple minutes for a PC game especially now that I use the erg password. Where are you guys playing from?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:04:17 PM
No.529435662
>>529435476
i've got a broken staff for you
if you know what i mean
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:04:28 PM
No.529435689
>>529435480
He's projecting because it isn't fun to have their side conversation after someone points out that is what it is. You were supposed to have le epic melty instead of pointing out what they do.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:04:38 PM
No.529435709
>>529435875
> every big nuke attack in this game can be avoided by just sprinting away
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:05:33 PM
No.529435812
>>529436153
>>529435715
nightreign is going to make me miss the super sprint
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:05:34 PM
No.529435813
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:05:36 PM
No.529435817
hmm
>>529433798
>More damage on restage is the best passive by far.
How it's only 10%
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:05:50 PM
No.529435841
>>529436080
>>529435042
Just did, but erg doesn't play these. I'd have to play with these creatures, the "normies".
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:06:10 PM
No.529435875
>>529435635
He' russian but yeah it was cringe.
>>529435709
Russian guy having a conniption fit over anons making fun of him again.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:06:19 PM
No.529435896
>>529436216
>>529435715
>Raider can just punch a nuke and take 1/23th health damage
He's so fun bros I can't bring myself to play anyone else
>>529435112
small pouch is best in slot
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:06:20 PM
No.529435904
>>529416125
Sheβs so cute
>>529416354
>not even a dozen posts in and already a troon post
Lol
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:06:53 PM
No.529435952
>>529431449
Fuck off, still.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:07:24 PM
No.529436015
>>529436630
>>529436695
>>529435715
>Sprinting away
If you're a pussy, sure.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:07:34 PM
No.529436029
>>529431715
Yes but I only play with randoms
I find barely eeking out a win with shitters more fun than turbo meta speed run shit stomps
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:07:41 PM
No.529436043
>>529436202
>>529435836
first, that's a lot
second, that speaks for how shitty the other effects are
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:07:55 PM
No.529436069
>>529436030
Its better that he doesn't.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:08:03 PM
No.529436080
>>529436202
>>529436448
>>529435841
pc? i can queue up
>>529435836
it increases the damage restage does by 20% and restage can be a huge part of a teams damage when timed well.
most relic effects are fairly weak so it's huge relatively.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:08:09 PM
No.529436089
>>529416843
>revenant
yes
>recluse
no
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:08:24 PM
No.529436109
>>529436435
>>529437040
>hold my guardian ult all fight
>no one downs except once but I need time lead Fulghor's big arrow away from the other two so cant revive now
G-good game guys...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:08:31 PM
No.529436134
>>529435112
ever goal sovereign shop relic
3 staffs sovereign shop relic
story relic
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:08:40 PM
No.529436153
>>529436432
>>529435812
I believe that have the surge sprint work during combat is the biggest design flaw in this game.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:08:53 PM
No.529436171
>>529416125
Me eating watermelon
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:09:00 PM
No.529436183
>>529435836
>10% to literally everything, including damage that doesn't scale with anything else like status procs
If you're playing Duchess to her strengths then nothing else will give you better returns.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:09:05 PM
No.529436195
>>529440620
Yet another game of me hard carrying and doing 90% of the Nightlord damage with the Recluse. Teammates always spam "you're beautiful" at the end.
Just bad bitch things.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:09:08 PM
No.529436202
>>529436891
>>529436080
>>529436043
Yeah but the dagger one gives u free restages whenever you do a combo
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:09:11 PM
No.529436207
>>529436435
>>529435898
>evergaol + rise on same relic
literally how? did you savescum for it?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:09:15 PM
No.529436216
>>529436303
>>529436665
>>529435896
As a former ironeye main I wish raider had the +1 Additional Character Skill Use relic because it would be super fun to just spam it in fights
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:09:52 PM
No.529436291
>>529436365
>>529436605
>>529418390
>>529422203
Stop posting my wife you fucking sluts
>>529421896
You have no one to send it to
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:09:58 PM
No.529436303
>>529436216
Put the ult cooldown on every relic and it does that pretty much.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:10:32 PM
No.529436365
>>529441049
>>529436291
That's mean, you don't know that, I have people online I could send it to or I could just send it to someone random
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:10:34 PM
No.529436370
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:11:04 PM
No.529436432
>>529436657
>>529436153
I wouldn't even be playing this game if that was the case. It's already boring as fuck chasing the Nightlords across their boss arenas for half the fight even with a super-sprint.
If they did that change, like 90% of the playerbase would start playing Wylder with a +1 relic so they could actually hit the boss.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:11:05 PM
No.529436435
>>529436595
>>529436109
why lead it away if they are downed. holding your ult makes them invulnerable and they get invuln while getting up anyway and you can dodge the explosion with your ult and use it for stagger early in the fight too.
>>529436207
nah i got the drop randomly posted my loot here too a few days ago.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:11:08 PM
No.529436440
>>529435898
This is 100% hacked
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:11:12 PM
No.529436448
>>529436080
I'm good, I gave up on running NR tonight. Friend want us to play a game called "wasteland 3".
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:11:23 PM
No.529436469
>>529436673
>>529435260
So would it improve Wylder's greatsword follow-up and his ult? Also, I don't think I've ever gotten "starting armament deals fire damage" outside of Gladius' relic.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:11:29 PM
No.529436483
>>529435715
Sprinting? In my rollspam game?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:12:08 PM
No.529436552
>>529420232
>>529420446
embarrassing trooner posts
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:12:27 PM
No.529436595
>>529436850
>>529436435
They were pretty far away and I didnt want to get there and die in the air because the arrow came too quickly. You dont get invulnerability until you land.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:12:29 PM
No.529436605
>>529436291
I'm the first to post her in this general. She's mine and everyone else is fake and gay.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:12:46 PM
No.529436630
>>529436015
Guardians will see this and kvetch that they can block it too, while ignoring the fact that they do absolutely nothing else.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:13:01 PM
No.529436657
>>529436828
>>529436432
I mean that without the surge print the boss fights would have been designed without that in mind.
There would have been a chance of more interesting boss arenas and not just Elden Beast sprint after the boss bullshit.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:13:04 PM
No.529436665
>>529437531
>>529436216
I have a +3 character skill cooldown reduction and his punch is up a lot during every fight
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:13:08 PM
No.529436673
>>529439005
>>529436469
Yeah, anything that is an affinity element will get buffed. Fire attack +2 is great on wylder because of his fire stuff.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:13:19 PM
No.529436695
>>529437659
>>529437870
>>529436015
the webm of executor parrying the rain arrows was cooler
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:14:11 PM
No.529436798
>>529436871
>>529424007
Never. The jeets who play him have successfully deluded themselves into believing heβs fine, From doesnβt need to lift a finger and can put that effort towards something that matters.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:14:25 PM
No.529436828
>>529436657
Almost all boss arenas are like flat circles in all souls games unless its a gimmick fight like Tauros or something.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:14:37 PM
No.529436850
>>529436595
oh yeah that part is such a funny joke
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:14:41 PM
No.529436871
>>529438735
>>529436798
you still doing this?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:14:51 PM
No.529436891
>>529436202
>whenever you do a combo
This is the type of thing that sounds great on paper, but in practice it's something you won't see the benefits of 90% of the time, and unlike the stronger restage one, it becomes useless the moment you pick another weapon or decide to use spells or skills for damage.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:15:09 PM
No.529436931
>>529436720
He's a man, though.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:15:20 PM
No.529436953
>>529437657
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:15:22 PM
No.529436958
>>529424007
>she thinks the C team will bother with balancing in a pve game
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:15:33 PM
No.529436975
>>529437139
>>529438358
people say frostbite on starter weapon is the best for executor, but I feel like it's much better to put +fire attack instead for when you inevitably pick up the Rivers of Blood or Eleanora's and if you dont get them your run is doomed anyway
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:16:02 PM
No.529437040
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:16:35 PM
No.529437107
>>529424395
>troons
>cheating
you donβt sayβ¦
>>529425575
>>529436030
so true
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:16:47 PM
No.529437121
>>529437423
play caster duchess!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:16:55 PM
No.529437135
>>529436720
Any time I try to take yaoi stuff with Ironeye seriously, I remember his voice and then laugh instead
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:16:57 PM
No.529437139
>>529436975
Holy bad at video games Batman! This shitter can't spam r1 and circle
>Guardian main
>hear lots of talk about how Recluse players always orbit us but that hasn't been my experience, so think nothing of it
>load into new expedition
>team is me (Guardian), and two Recluses
>not sure how this will work from a practical standpoint but ok; know I'm just gonna have to be really good at keeping agro
>progress through day 1 ez, smooth as fuck
>start of day 2, find a scepter of the all knowing and then another staff with a passive that boosts sorcery potency while 2 handing
>obviously don't need either one but realize that'll be great for my teammates
>get both so I can drop for them later
>later, at castle
>we have tree sentinel and I keep him busy for days so the Recluses can just go ham til he's dead
>at the grace I drop the two staves I was holding on to
>at the same time, one of the Recluses drops a Tree Sentinel shield while the other one drops the Siluria's Tree spear
>holy fucking shit
>I grab both, can't believe my luck, giddy as fuck
>snap back to reality
>meanwhile, one of the Recluses is having a meltdown because she wasn't able to get any of the loot that I dropped while the other one is clinging to me like I'm tarred and feathered
>both kept at it for the rest of the run
So... I think I'm married to a Recluse now... but I'm also worried this other Recluse might try to slit her throat. Help...?
i am indian and there is nothing wrong with being indian
>>529437251
We know. The russian guy has some sort of hangup over you lot don't take it personal.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:18:31 PM
No.529437309
>>529437423
>>529435898
Why is small pouch so good on her?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:18:48 PM
No.529437328
>>529437251
if you were actually indian you wouldnt say such a silly thing
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:19:03 PM
No.529437351
>>529437780
there's no vtubers playing nightreign right now
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:19:14 PM
No.529437369
>>529437481
>Gaurdian main
>Make shit up to make myself sound cooler than I really am
So.... Im thinking it's reddit time
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:19:15 PM
No.529437370
>>529437481
>>529427681
So? That prenty of hard work in that book gaijin-San. Buy it prease and rememba no refund!
>>529431658
Weβre not all as retarded as that guy I swear
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:19:24 PM
No.529437391
>>529437251
poo-anon please...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:19:38 PM
No.529437423
>>529437761
>>529437121
ok will try for a round
>>529437309
i have a hoarding problem
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:19:46 PM
No.529437431
>>529437520
>>529439170
Why bother learning how to play in a fun way when locking on, holding forward and rolling every attack is infinitely easier and more viable?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:20:11 PM
No.529437472
the 'cord stole my kidney
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:20:14 PM
No.529437481
>>529438735
>>529437369
Its part of the discord's roleplay
>>529437370
I know, I was being cheeky.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:20:35 PM
No.529437520
>>529437949
>>529437431
>locking on, holding forward and rolling every attack
but anon...that's how i have fun
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:20:36 PM
No.529437523
>>529434220
I got really nervous when you were on that little pillar
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:20:41 PM
No.529437531
>>529437695
>>529437735
>>529436665
Do cooldown relics stack?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:20:57 PM
No.529437565
>>529437183
I had something similar happened to my buddy once. It was his first time playing guardian and he got 2 recluses in his group, one of them became his gf, and now guardian is all he plays.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:20:58 PM
No.529437572
>>529441268
>>529437251
based and currypilled
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:21:13 PM
No.529437602
>>529437975
>>529427970
Not that you would know LMAOOOOOO
>>529428270
>>529428903
This is true though. Iβve heard women talk about finding stuff like pube shavings in bathroom stalls and used tampsons on top of toilets.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:21:33 PM
No.529437639
good game guardian duchess
sorry about that shitshow of a BBH fight, due to Fromsoft's servers shitting themselves and kicking me I was still lv 6 when we fought him and kept getting oneshot but literally everything he did
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:21:42 PM
No.529437657
>>529436953
kek, I didn't noticed that
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:21:43 PM
No.529437659
>>529436695
That was me too. I don't care if Executor is not the best class, it's pure dopamine.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:22:01 PM
No.529437695
>>529437531
Yeah. +3 on each of raider's relics is mandatory. Literally nothing else matters outside of that buff.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:22:16 PM
No.529437735
>>529437531
according to the sheet yes. so you can either get 70% or 72.9% depending on how it stacks.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:22:27 PM
No.529437761
>>529437423
good! get the x3 shard relic, the prison bonus damage relic then finally ideally extra skill power. lvl 14+ your fp bar is very big!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:22:34 PM
No.529437773
dogshit discord
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:22:40 PM
No.529437780
>>529437954
>>529437351
nevermind
>poison + chilling mist executor
>pings and knows the way around noklateo
better than 80% of erg and 99% of nightreign players
i got slightly triggered/bamboozled by my character trying to backstab air instead of what should have been a revive so thats my excuse for those lame deaths in the fight
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:23:29 PM
No.529437870
>>529436695
I recently parried the rain too
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:23:49 PM
No.529437914
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:24:14 PM
No.529437949
>>529438201
>>529437520
There are better ways to have fun
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:24:17 PM
No.529437953
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:24:19 PM
No.529437954
>>529437780
>lvl 7
>Nok
?????
I'm still a firm believer that crater is the best shifting earth. It's simply just too good.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:24:32 PM
No.529437975
>>529437602
> Iβve heard women talk about finding stuff like pube shavings in bathroom stalls and used tampsons on top of toilets.
If it was "only" that. Women often use their fucking shit nuggets to try and draw images on the bathrooms talls or something.
Or they play hockey with them I don't fucking know.
t. had to clean toilets for a while
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:25:06 PM
No.529438026
>>529438078
>>529438241
Found out today from my inside guy about the new Nightfarer DLC classes that are coming out later this year around Christmas time.
It's just a perfumer class and martial artist class from SOTE. So you can basically be Dryleaf Dan at home or throw sparkles at everything instead. I can't say I didn't expect it but I was still hoping for more.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:25:15 PM
No.529438038
>>529438135
>>529438201
>>529437846
It looks like you're doing the torch special attack animation? With a rot hammer? What happened here?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:25:32 PM
No.529438061
>>529438347
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:25:42 PM
No.529438078
>>529438026
Must be a slow day on the discord.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:25:49 PM
No.529438087
>play solo
>hit 15 even if I fuck up my routing completely just from killing a couple giants at the castle
>the same giants that my teams always avoid like the plague
curious
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:25:54 PM
No.529438103
Based executor stuck through it all
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:26:04 PM
No.529438117
>>529438347
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:26:11 PM
No.529438125
>>529437970
As a raider main i prefer the HP buff from the rotted woodd
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:26:17 PM
No.529438130
>>529437183
giwtwm
would do anything for a guardian bf but they're so rare
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:26:20 PM
No.529438135
>>529438038
It's a failed backstab grab attempt.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:26:28 PM
No.529438154
>>529426540
>>529427058
theyβre adding two more max and they will functionally play the same as some mix of the other already available classes and you will be satisfied.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:26:30 PM
No.529438158
Ejaculating over Recluse tits while having Revenant clean it up with her tongue.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:26:30 PM
No.529438159
>>529440154
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:26:54 PM
No.529438195
>>529438246
Nightfarers ranked in terms of fun:
Duchess>Recluse>Wylder>Raider=executor>Ironeye>Revenant>>>>>>>>Guardian
What an utter piece of shit Guardian feels like to play, legitimately not interested in doing his remembrance.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:26:58 PM
No.529438201
>>529438357
>>529437949
wheres the nightreign version
>>529438038
raider ripostes starts with a kick
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:27:22 PM
No.529438241
>>529438026
> It's just a perfumer class and martial artist class from SOTE. So you can basically be Dryleaf Dan at home or throw sparkles at everything instead.
Based. Played through the whole dlc with pic related
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:27:25 PM
No.529438246
>>529438338
>>529438735
>>529438195
Still mindbroken
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:27:30 PM
No.529438254
>>529437183
Guardian players be normal for 0.1 seconds challenge impossible
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:27:37 PM
No.529438263
>>529435898
>cheating relics
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:28:22 PM
No.529438337
>>529417869
You are very naive if you think YouTubers are the ones doing hard work on anything
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:28:25 PM
No.529438338
>>529438462
>>529438246
Mindbroken about what?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:28:26 PM
No.529438339
>>529426329
Kill yourself.
>>529431413
Except he doesnβt have a dick dummy.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:28:30 PM
No.529438347
>>529438410
>>529441130
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:28:37 PM
No.529438356
>>529439525
>Never play Recluse or Revenant
>0% chance of getting invited to the discord
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:28:37 PM
No.529438357
>>529438512
>>529438968
>>529438201
Give me some time to think of a stupidly long combo (or provide one yourself) that can be dodged in a unique way.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:28:38 PM
No.529438358
>>529436975
>and if you dont get them your run is doomed anyway
Eleonora is dogshit though?
The starter katana with Chilling Mist basically makes Executor great against all bosses other than Night Aspect.
And Heolstor specifically resists not just status, but also slash damage, while being weak to thrust, so you're better off with a random holy weapon or thrusting weapon than Rivers or Eleonora.
The ideal weapon would be an Antspur Rapier infused with Holy since he's vulnerable to rot.
>>529438347
too big, shape is important
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:29:09 PM
No.529438425
You know what I like about Nightreign? Even after 150 active hours, my heart still races when I'm the last man standing against the nightlord and our team's success hinges on me.
>>529438338
The guardian player that humiliated the discord last week.
Its been constant attempts to attack guardian and playstation anons ever since.
You really shouldn't show us that he fucked with your mind so much. It makes you look weak.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:30:12 PM
No.529438512
>>529438357
well uhhh ehhh you're right
the longest one i can think of is libra's 3 hit combo
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:30:26 PM
No.529438537
>>529437970
noktaello > crater > woods > mountain
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:30:33 PM
No.529438557
>>529439420
Friendly reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with cheating in relics. As long as you don't put buffs on them that you couldn't get normally it's fine. Bugmen expect me to play gacha to try and get a half useable relic after spending so much currency? Buy a fucking rope Japan.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:30:46 PM
No.529438581
>>529438758
>>529438410
I love tits that basically handicap the woman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:30:51 PM
No.529438583
>>529438704
>>529438879
>>529437846
That was embarrassing. I summoned Sebastian to revive the executor and got hit while animation locked.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:30:57 PM
No.529438596
>>529437762
Nice one anon
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:31:26 PM
No.529438658
>>529428881
>>529432425
Reminder 3rd cousins make the best breeding partners because of genetic compatibility.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:31:49 PM
No.529438704
>>529438583
Spirit built for big guardian flocks
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:32:06 PM
No.529438732
>>529438998
I'm convinced guardian just gets that much hate because of how his gameplay is all guard counter fishing. It means when you die, and you look for someone to blame, you just see guardian fishing for blocks and you think
>WOW THIS USELESS FAGGOT ISN'T EVEN ATTACKING
but this totally ignores the fact that a fully equipped guardians guard counters chunk for 4k-10k damage so of course he's fishing for them instead of plinking away for 300 damage. He's got damage spikes and does nothing inbetween
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:32:07 PM
No.529438735
>>529438834
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:32:07 PM
No.529438738
>>529438926
There is nothing wrong with cheating. Its a video game. My fun is more important than your fun. Kill yourself if you disagree
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:32:18 PM
No.529438758
>>529439091
>>529438581
are you into amputee porn too? fucking degen
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:32:37 PM
No.529438804
>>529439193
>>529441130
>>529438410
Hmmm this better?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:32:51 PM
No.529438834
>>529438937
>>529438735
You being upset over him telling us about what you do isn't an issue here.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:33:15 PM
No.529438879
>>529438583
He is the one who revived executor in the end so its fine. Both of our efforts did something.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:33:21 PM
No.529438893
>>529438462
I have zero idea what the fuck you're talking about, I just played a single game of guardian and thought it was the most boring dogshit that I've played.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:33:26 PM
No.529438901
>>529428312
your tulpa βwifeβ isnβt real junior take your meds
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:33:39 PM
No.529438926
>>529438738
based but conversely I think my fun is more important than your fun so I just boot you from the run if I see it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:33:49 PM
No.529438937
>>529438998
>>529438834
>i wont get a trip because otherwise how would i talk about myself in 3rd person
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:34:06 PM
No.529438968
>>529438357
Libra MIGHT have something, but I'm not sure, and I still have to study Fulghor. Everyone else remaining besides Holster is too big and doesn't have an interesting enough moveset.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:34:22 PM
No.529438998
>>529438732
Its because a guardian player on console shit on the discord and they got mad. Fake leak of the erg password is related to that incident too.
>>529438937
You'll get over it though.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:34:23 PM
No.529439000
>>529439209
>>529437846
>Starts panic rolling instead of fisting the horse
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:34:28 PM
No.529439005
>>529436673
Thanks for the info, the google spreadsheet doesn't go into that much detail.
>>529437251
No one takes your race seriously.
>>529437297
you are obsessed with that russian guy.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:34:31 PM
No.529439012
Best song in NightReign? I love the new Fulghor theme, so hype
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:35:06 PM
No.529439075
Lost a great run to DC
Fuck German internet
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:35:13 PM
No.529439091
>>529439193
>>529439684
>>529438758
> anon hates amputees
Sad. They deserve love more than regular women.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:35:18 PM
No.529439098
>>529439325
>>529438462
>The guardian player that humiliated the discord last week.
how did that happen?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:35:59 PM
No.529439170
>>529439415
>>529437431
That's simply not true for Elden Ring though unless you are a light roll shitter.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:36:07 PM
No.529439187
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:36:10 PM
No.529439193
>>529439285
>>529438804
a little better, looks weird though
>>529439091
I don't hate amputees, but amputee is always freaky, and not in a good way
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:36:16 PM
No.529439209
>>529439000
Did you miss the part where I wrote I got bamboozled and thus caught off guard. But yeah, that should have been the right choice.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:36:57 PM
No.529439283
>bell bearing hunter fucking RAN
KWABAROO!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:37:00 PM
No.529439285
>>529439431
>>529441130
>>529439193
Ok what about this?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:37:17 PM
No.529439325
>>529439675
>>529439098
He told the thread about the discord using the group passwords to loot dead bodies more often when they didn't think anyone knew about that. Called them casuals and they took it personal so now they try to attack guardian and playstation since he was a console guy.
t. lurked every psn lobby to see it sit at 1/3 forever
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:37:29 PM
No.529439347
>>529437846
Do raiderjobbers really?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:37:38 PM
No.529439362
>>529430835
based boss.
>>529431187
you can smell the curry wafting off this post.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:38:00 PM
No.529439415
>>529440387
>>529439170
Yeah sorry, in Elden Ring you just summon your mimic or some shitter to beat the boss for you while you sit in a corner or start monkey mashing either the WA button or dual wielding jump attacks.
>>529438557
Based.
True.
Centered.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:38:09 PM
No.529439431
>>529439625
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:38:24 PM
No.529439456
horseman status: raped
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:39:00 PM
No.529439525
>>529439641
>>529438356
You forgot Duchess, who seem to be more common in the kitten 'cord.
>>529431925
As opposed to metaphorically mentally ill? Dumbass.
>>529433597
VPNs retard.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:39:39 PM
No.529439601
i am fulghor's biggest nightmare
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:39:43 PM
No.529439610
>>529440093
GUARDIANBROS I NEED YOUR HELP, NOW!!!
Was chatting with my recluse gf when she says she wants us to take things to the "next level." I understandably didn't fully get what she meant but I like her a lot so I was interested, so I nod. Then she starts digging in her pocket for what I expected was a ring... but instead she pulls out a leash and a collar... and tells me to kneel down in front of her...
Uhh....??? HELP ME?!?!?!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:39:48 PM
No.529439625
>>529441130
>>529439431
Thank you anon I knew I could get it right.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:39:57 PM
No.529439641
>>529441538
>>529439525
I play Duchess but I use the wraith skin
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:40:06 PM
No.529439659
>>529440051
>>529439420
accurate. i've even got like 100k murk but i dont feel like sifting through 1000 relics to get to a build i want to try out. especially with stuff like ashes of war.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:40:16 PM
No.529439675
>>529439881
>>529439325
>t. lurked every psn lobby to see it sit at 1/3 forever
what about erg ps matches
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:40:20 PM
No.529439684
>>529439091
Fuck, this makes me sad.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:40:35 PM
No.529439698
>>529445026
>>529439570
>As opposed to metaphorically mentally ill? Dumbass.
Yes. To the romans the gauls were literally mentally ill not just a turn of phrase. The romans had a school of thought around the mind and classified gaulic understanding as literally (literally) addled.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:41:19 PM
No.529439783
>>529439420
Nice nyagger.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:41:21 PM
No.529439785
>>529434469
>>529434583
weird troony vibe posts
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:41:47 PM
No.529439825
*blocks your DPS*
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:42:16 PM
No.529439881
>>529439993
>>529439675
Those were the ones I was lurking to see if the discord was ever really firing off games. They weren't so the bird anon's story checked out.
I was already suspicious when they rarely if ever reported their win with a screenie and always magically came back from their game whenever the argument got hot even though games take a relatively fixed time. The discord was never called smart my friend.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:42:53 PM
No.529439952
the nature of this game revealed who is actually good at souls games and who needs guides
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:43:06 PM
No.529439965
>>529441187
>3 Raiders
>Every Boss is staggered to death by totems and punches
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:43:19 PM
No.529439992
>>529444816
>>529444907
>>529434782
No refunds. You get what you (over)paid for.
>>529435470
>>529435641
Stop exaggerating.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:43:19 PM
No.529439993
>>529440134
>>529439881
so erg never had any matches on playstation?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:43:25 PM
No.529440005
the best erg players I've met always have the most legitimately honest relics you can imagine
rememberance, store bought and bad but sort of good rng relics
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:43:55 PM
No.529440051
>>529439659
the BIGGEST thing that pisses me off about this game is there is no word search function, it fucking blows me away how poorly the options we have for relics is, its so fucking bad that a SMALL part of me doesn't even blame the cheaters, at least the ones that make relics that can exist simply to remove the headache
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:44:19 PM
No.529440093
>>529445501
>>529439610
accept your fate
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:44:22 PM
No.529440101
I'm gonna terrorize the erg queue with Guardian, beware.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:44:31 PM
No.529440115
>>529427443
The best comp would probably have ironeye because the mark is broken right now
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:44:41 PM
No.529440134
>>529439993
They made 2-3 on the first day when trying to gaslight the bird anon trying to dox him but that was too much work so now they just say
>gg wylder and guardian gg
25 minutes after they pretended to get a round going. They probably have 0 clue they were being this transparent, even with everyone making fun of them constantly for it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:44:52 PM
No.529440154
>>529432014
>>529438159
white people are so cool
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:44:55 PM
No.529440158
>>529440381
I hate when we kill something and can't even claim the loot because it's inside the rock
Or when they summon the rock in a small place like the middle of the castle, completely locking us from moving forward
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:46:33 PM
No.529440340
Youre so encased in rock....I love it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:46:50 PM
No.529440368
>>529427707
stat+ are universally not very good
even the best ones like endurance and vigor are usurped by actual survivability effects like postdamage healing or attacks gain stam (for endurance. also idk if that can even spawn on anything besides wylder earring)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:46:53 PM
No.529440380
>>529432706
you have to go back
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:46:55 PM
No.529440381
>>529440158
unironically a bad Raider player issue
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:46:58 PM
No.529440387
>>529440656
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:47:40 PM
No.529440476
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:48:32 PM
No.529440580
Thread sure did get slow all of a sudden.
>in queue for 10 minutes on pass erg
>1/3
we ded?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:48:45 PM
No.529440614
>>529443065
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:48:50 PM
No.529440620
>>529441343
>>529435715
the miracles of Japanese B-team game design.
>>529436195
none of that happened.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:49:03 PM
No.529440643
>>529440784
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:49:08 PM
No.529440656
>>529441227
>>529440387
good, fuck gypsies
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:49:19 PM
No.529440680
>>529444658
>>529435898
be honest is this hacked?
The first one is an actual godroll
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:49:25 PM
No.529440690
>>529431715
I always post a screenshot after a successful expedition.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:49:28 PM
No.529440698
>>529440784
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:50:18 PM
No.529440781
>>529440586
Thats the narrative the sisters are trying to spin but no.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:50:20 PM
No.529440784
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:50:28 PM
No.529440801
>>529441329
>random queue
>pathing retarded, end up level 10-11, insists on his shit
>pinged fucking outermost gaol east far away from starting point, not even closest gaol south of cathedral that's few steps away
>foreskin duo, one of them dies multiple times to noble somehow + rain cucked us out of killing apostle due to all the damage loss
>they manage to die to Erdtree Avatar somehow
>can't even finish Astel because they keep dying + they wasted time wanting to do other shit instead of rushing to Astel because it's been slow
>one of them consistently died to Nameless King Phase 1's firebreath where he just flies up and you walk away
>both of them repeatedly 3-bar on Fulghor, one triple bar on phase 2
>had to use my ult twice to bring them back, they die again anyway
>still win because I just kill the boss solo near the end and stopped trying to rez them
>never got downed a single time and played consistently aggressive so a bleed finished the boss
it's never hopeless but I hated it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:50:47 PM
No.529440835
>>529441114
>>529441115
currently 1/3 for night aspect, wanna finish wylder's remembrance
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:51:13 PM
No.529440886
>>529441043
>>529435480
getting mad at someone name dropping you is performative as shit. it's a multiplayer game. I censor names but you're just being annoying to all parties when you throw a fit over it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:52:37 PM
No.529441043
>>529440886
I know, that is why I know the guy is pretending. No one actually cares to defend some russian faggot on 4chan so you know it is the guy being talked about doing it.
Let him project his anger it doesn't matter.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:52:40 PM
No.529441049
>>529441135
>>529436365
he might not know it. but i do.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:52:45 PM
No.529441060
>>529441125
>>529441191
you can use the rock to forcefully stop a fallingstar beast's charge and get a free critical
but that boss never fucking spawns, i saw him once from a meteor and once as a day 2 boss
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:12 PM
No.529441114
>>529440835
i joned, but ill play BIRD
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:12 PM
No.529441115
>>529441786
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:18 PM
No.529441125
>>529441060
hes always in the crater
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:21 PM
No.529441130
>>529437970
>>529438347
>>529438804
>>529439285
>>529439625
My recluse gf keeps trying to show me her boobs but I think we should wait until we both finish our remembrances. She's just in such a rush lock me up as her guardian husband.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:23 PM
No.529441135
>>529445436
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:24 PM
No.529441137
I wish we could just practice bosses in game. swapping to free reign or swapping back to regular takes several minutes every time
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:54 PM
No.529441187
>>529439965
Triple raider is the most broken comp I've played with yet
Raider/wylder/ironeye that actually uses heavy attack is a close second though
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:56 PM
No.529441191
>>529441060
he's a formidable boss in Crater every time
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:54:21 PM
No.529441227
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:54:39 PM
No.529441268
>>529441426
>>529437251
>>529437297
>>529437572
You can smell the hot diarrhea wafting off these postsβ¦
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:55:17 PM
No.529441329
>>529442228
>>529440801
Yeah, that's kinda why I stopped playing with randos. It's like sometimes you queue up with randos and it's less about their "wacky shitty routing" or whatever and just feels like solo babysitting duty where everything has 3x the hp and poise bar.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:55:23 PM
No.529441343
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:56:13 PM
No.529441426
>>529441643
>>529441268
Must have been that borsht he ate.
Reclusesisters...
Is what they say about Guardians true...? You know, about their... is it really that big...?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:57:22 PM
No.529441538
>>529439641
>Memberberries skin that doesn't suit her
I am dissapointed... ALL Duchess kittens VILL use the Darkness skin for high heel ASMR NOW!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:57:56 PM
No.529441616
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:58:09 PM
No.529441634
>>529441768
>>529442314
>>529441483
guardian mains are really mindbroken about how awful their character is that this is what they have to resort to huh
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:58:17 PM
No.529441643
>>529441426
wow cool it with the antisemitism
>>529441483
birds dont have dicks nigga
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:58:50 PM
No.529441714
>>529441483
loving these shitposts keep it up bro
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:59:23 PM
No.529441768
>>529442120
>>529441634
Yeah they mindbroke the discord which makes them kings.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:59:36 PM
No.529441786
>>529441115
omw if you need another
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:59:48 PM
No.529441813
>>529441686
Pinionfolk do though
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:00:17 AM
No.529441875
Does the max fp rise stack ?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:00:21 AM
No.529441884
>>529441974
>>529416776
>anon is on this for atleast 5 hours
yikes
So the meta is shitting on Guardian and guardian players now? It was all about Revenant not too long ago...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:01:13 AM
No.529441974
>>529442297
>>529444867
>>529441884
The discord has been on it for over a week so its fine.
Kinda funny how much he mindfucked them by calling them casuals.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:01:18 AM
No.529441982
>>529442185
>>529442570
I'll never be able to find this crop anon posted...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:01:20 AM
No.529441984
Poor guy...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:01:48 AM
No.529442052
>>529442297
>>529416825
>look guys I posted it again, see I didn't play with him, I left the game!!!
>why I don't block him? heh, how else would I post my you farming schizophrenia
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:02:03 AM
No.529442075
>>529438410
Actually true. This man knows what heβs talking about.
>>529439420
Cute.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:02:14 AM
No.529442101
mess with the flock, you get the glock
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:02:16 AM
No.529442105
hmmm today i feel like leaving my fate to the gacha
>picks recluse
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:02:18 AM
No.529442108
>>529441483
If my guardian bf is any indication it's even bigger sis... what they lack in smarts they make up for in other ways...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:02:23 AM
No.529442120
>>529442203
>>529441768
dude i see you posting this sentence every 2 minutes. what the fuck is wrong with you
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:02:54 AM
No.529442185
>>529445607
>>529441982
she looks like she's enjoying Guardian's BBC
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:03:03 AM
No.529442203
>>529442120
He's happy the guardian guy tilted the discord.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:03:16 AM
No.529442228
>>529441329
I don't mind if it's like a little and you pick up slack for one dude it's cool, maybe he'll learn
ending at low level with neither having a good weapon is tilting though and then both manage to die to easy shit repeatedly where you don't even need to roll
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:03:19 AM
No.529442239
1/3 pc purple crater
>>529441974
yeah i see clearly who is "mindfucked"
>>529442052
>>529184273
>>529184651
>>529184803
do your reps
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:03:55 AM
No.529442314
>>529442408
>>529442949
>>529441634
You realise it's mainly just this one turbofaggot autist fishing for any sort of human interaction right? If the general suddenly loved Guardian then he would be in here shitposting hourly about how bad the class was just to get a rise out of anyone. It's just what people like that do.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:04:10 AM
No.529442334
>>529441950
People realized that Revenant is just high skill ceiling. Later they'll learn that Guardian is even higher skill ceiling and start shitting on executor
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:04:20 AM
No.529442352
>>529441950
Next will be Wylder mains.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:04:50 AM
No.529442408
>>529442669
>>529442314
How do we find/kill/doxx him?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:04:53 AM
No.529442412
>>529443525
>>529442297
Correct, its been over a week of the meltdown over someone calling some troons casuals.
One group got mindfucked over it and the other keeps gloating about it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:05:02 AM
No.529442430
>>529441686
Don't google Duck Penis
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:05:10 AM
No.529442438
>>529442584
>>529442716
Which one Raider bros?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:05:56 AM
No.529442526
>>529441950
It's on rotation like the Evergaol Bosses
Next week it will be about Raider and how his pillar fucked their wife and ruined their marriage
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:05:56 AM
No.529442529
>>529442941
>>529442297
sneedger broke this general
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:06:18 AM
No.529442570
>>529442943
>>529441982
I'll post it but only if you're a guardian main... in fact if you're a guardian main I'll show you myself...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:06:26 AM
No.529442584
>>529442438
Keep rolling until I get cooldown reduction on panch.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:06:40 AM
No.529442614
>>529441950
It's just Revcope because the only class they could feasibly convince anybody is worse than theirs is Bird
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:07:18 AM
No.529442669
>>529442408
You don't, they eventually kill themselves. 41% and steadily climbing.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:07:43 AM
No.529442716
>>529442438
Right for sure.
Stance breaking on relics is only 5% more, and the amount of stamina you'll get back on hit is very small, making that effect really only good on Nightfarers like Duchess or maybe Ironeye.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:08:40 AM
No.529442812
>>529441950
its both anon
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:08:46 AM
No.529442821
>>529443014
>>529442297
>fake leak on fextra
>guardian hate
>playstation hate
>happens 1 day after a guardian player on playstation called the steam group casuals for using the fextra codes
all of them happening at the same time and having the same link to the same post seals the deal.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:09:01 AM
No.529442843
>>529443093
>>529443873
>>529442746
gg, had fuckall for decent spells that round
there is no better feeling than stopping fulghor dash special attack than with a wylder or ironeye ult
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:09:59 AM
No.529442941
>>529442529
he literally carries games whenever he's queuing so i dont doubt your assessment anon
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:10:00 AM
No.529442943
>>529442570
Pretty please?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:10:02 AM
No.529442949
>>529442314
Holy cope.
Not sure if you're referring to me specifically but I main Guardian and have a gf who mains Recluse. I'd prove it but I have an important social function that I'm already running late to so I don't have the time. Maybe some of the stuff in this thread is just guardian samefagging/shitposting but some of us are absolutely living that life.
So, like
How are Radagon and Marika the same person
I don't get it
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:10:46 AM
No.529443014
>>529442821
He's too busy replying to himself saying he broke us to care bro.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:11:18 AM
No.529443065
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:11:30 AM
No.529443087
>>529442845
the humble triple raider wall:
>>529428360
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:11:37 AM
No.529443093
>>529443301
>>529443873
>>529442843
We went through three great churches and a seal shack, and you only had staves at the end. Your spell selection is your own fault.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:11:37 AM
No.529443094
>>529443347
>>529443873
>>529442746
Youβre welcome guardian for not having to enter the nightlord if we followed you through nok
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:11:50 AM
No.529443119
>>529443248
>>529441950
>literally no one talking about guardian
>suddenly some schizo starts flooding the thread being annoying about guardian
>tell him to shut the fuck up
>HUH WHY ARE PEOPLE SUDDENLY COMPLAINING ABOUT GUARDIAN WHAT HAPPENED???
shut the fuck up already no one is out to get you
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:12:01 AM
No.529443143
I haven't booted up Elden ring in a while. I kinda miss some jolly cooperation...
guardianGODS buckbreaking the troons as per usual
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:12:30 AM
No.529443194
>>529442957
She was going through a phase
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:12:49 AM
No.529443219
>>529442957
>asking about ER in the Nightreign general
Everyone here hates that game, my man.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:13:04 AM
No.529443248
>>529443119
Let him go anon he is going to start doing something crazier if you push him further. Let him waste his time replying to himself with copeposts.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:13:22 AM
No.529443280
>>529442845
Yeah there is. Fulghor targeting you with the nuke arrow while he only has 5% health remaining but you Ironeye ult his ass out of the sky first and he just disintegrates as he falls to the ground.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:13:33 AM
No.529443301
>>529443873
>>529443093
ill let you in on a secret, seals are trash
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:13:34 AM
No.529443302
>>529443179
i don't want to pick up 3 bar'ed losers repeatedly, they can crawl around in the sand and watch me play the game.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:13:54 AM
No.529443347
>>529443656
>>529443873
>>529443094
I never tried to lead through nok? I dont know what you're bitching about. We wouldn't have had to rush if you werent wasting time running around solo on the opposite side of the map.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:14:16 AM
No.529443387
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:15:00 AM
No.529443458
>>529443179
>doing no damage
>is 10 miles away from the fight
>nearly dies to the rain of arrows
>doesnβt have his ult
Yeah great thing the bird is on the team, not excusing those two shitters
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:15:09 AM
No.529443479
>>529443636
Does having your finger pressed on really hurt that bad
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:15:14 AM
No.529443485
>they're making fun of me again
>pull the lever the other way!
kek
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:15:30 AM
No.529443512
>>529444117
>>529443179
>not just blocking it
????? I mean.. I guess??? ok pop off or whatever?
>>529442845
uhmm double rezzing two 3 bars is better!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:15:36 AM
No.529443518
>>529444435
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:15:43 AM
No.529443525
>>529443702
>>529442412
how many years you've been on this quest, /v/ schizo?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:15:51 AM
No.529443542
Why do you tease me with relics like this
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:16:36 AM
No.529443632
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:16:37 AM
No.529443636
>>529443479
Anon, he's pulling back your nail.
>>529443347
How was I wasting time when both of you went to the fucking mines rather than taking my route and getting an extra flask and arrive at the church near nox faster
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:16:53 AM
No.529443664
>>529443868
>>529443516
God this little slut is built for taking adult cock.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:17:14 AM
No.529443691
>>529443516
But the usual line is that Revult is for the 25% damage buff, so it's not available for rezzing?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:17:16 AM
No.529443695
I need the 3 red relics on wylder so bad its killing me
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:17:16 AM
No.529443702
>>529443926
>>529443525
You bully dragonirian too? How many people do that here?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:17:36 AM
No.529443734
>>529442957
they are either the same individual or eventually merged into one
or started as the same person, split and then merged back again
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:17:44 AM
No.529443747
>>529443516
I'd prefer they not die in the first place
Did you guys hear about the mental breakdown mindbroken troon melty sperg out mental breakdown breakdown melty meltdown over the guardian players 41%ing themselves in the discord meltdown? they're crashing out even though its been 4 years
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:18:00 AM
No.529443779
Is there anyone who is bad on psn for me to play with? I've tried everything by this point, playing melee with ironeye, carrying guardian shitters, carrying revenants. This game is way too easy for me now and it kills my motivation to play, everdark fulghor is such a joke I can beat him without paying attention. If nobody on psn erg sucks I'll just go back to playing with randoms again or I'll just quit the game for good. With how bad people are against pest maybe waiting for everdark bugs will be fun but I doubt it, they will undertune yet another nightlord.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:18:47 AM
No.529443868
>>529443664
Shes literally not built for that though. Shes a wooden doll with no anatomical correctness. There are no holes anon
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:18:48 AM
No.529443870
why did they decide to put one of the worst enemies as the fucking training dummy
god fucking damn it, he's so annoying
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:18:49 AM
No.529443872
>>529444003
>>529443656
>than taking my route
How dare those anons not take your amazing route. I can't believe it, if only they have listened to you and your amazing plans, it would've worked out.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:18:49 AM
No.529443873
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:18:57 AM
No.529443885
>>529444441
Be real with me bros
Is Guardian THAT bad?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:18:58 AM
No.529443891
>>529444565
ggs, sister and revenant
clean run to end the day
>defeating groups of enemies releases X
>nobody left to get X'd
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:19:18 AM
No.529443926
>>529443702
Most of us do it.
This general is basically MMO general levels of nerds with inflated egos throwing fits at each other. It's time to move on.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:19:44 AM
No.529443967
>>529444139
>>529443757
That isn't news. News would be if they weren't having a mentally I'll tranny meltdown
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:19:45 AM
No.529443969
Where's that one anon who posts her voice?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:19:48 AM
No.529443976
>>529443656
Did you use all your flasks? Well maybe you did, you went down against Fulghor too, I was the only one who didn't. I didn't use all mine either, even with one less than you. That's because its a waste of time to run around the entire map getting all of them.
>How was I wasting time
Because we got to Nok like 3 minutes before you did, obviously. And like I said, we wouldn't have had to sprint through it and run out on the edge of night if you hadn't wasted so much time getting nothing. I followed your routing that game and it was the first time in weeks I didn't finish at 15. 13 is embarrassing, dont talk to me about routing.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:19:54 AM
No.529443986
Adula's Moonblade is really fun to use
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:20:09 AM
No.529444003
>>529443872
I literally didnβt start it, I was fine with them going to mines, I wasnβt fine the guardian running to the end of nok at lvl 8
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:20:23 AM
No.529444031
>got a run as recluse where not one but BOTH randoms had the heolstor scene
imagine how broken recluse would be if she could actually use that scene
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:20:35 AM
No.529444057
>>529443904
>>defeating groups of enemies releases X
>literally kill all the Miranda flower minion/buds before the main boss
>not a single thing happens
Absolutely worst dogshit passive in the entire universe in any game ever created
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:20:49 AM
No.529444076
>>529446081
>>529443904
It means get a multikill not 'groups of enemies' like how flask recharged worked in ER.
>>529443963
Happens in all generals and is a good reason you shouldn't try to become 4chan famous it will always end up with people making fun of you personally.
Holy shit the guardian faggot is having an actual melty right now.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:21:11 AM
No.529444117
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:21:15 AM
No.529444125
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:21:21 AM
No.529444139
>>529446548
>>529443967
tranny meltdown crashout? from guardiantroon players melting down? still mindbroken? how did this one character buckbreak an entire discord of black people?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:21:47 AM
No.529444180
>>529444081
>When the stress of playing an objectively shit class gets to you and you are forced to defend it
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:21:52 AM
No.529444190
i love lag
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:21:53 AM
No.529444192
Goddamn, shut the fuck up.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:21:54 AM
No.529444196
>>529446081
>>529443963
i can personally say that this general is 100x better than MMO generals
t. mmo general fag seeking shelter here
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:22:07 AM
No.529444217
>>529444325
>>529444081
I'm not mad. Just informing about the meltdown from trannies. Fucking asshole. You're probably apart of the discord
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:22:13 AM
No.529444230
>>529443904
it activates after 3 kills, I've tried it many times, doesn't need to be a full group or even group at all
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:22:24 AM
No.529444245
>>529444081
He's been at it for over a week ever since a guardian anon humiliated him. Let him go nothing stops him he's been doxed before he'll get doxed again. If that won't stop someone being a lolcow nothing will.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:23:10 AM
No.529444325
>>529444217
There are most post from you chimps screeching about it than there are of the supposed "meltdown". Go the fuck outside.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:23:27 AM
No.529444364
>>529444534
what the fuck is wrong with you guys lmfao
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:23:44 AM
No.529444396
>>529446246
>>529446574
So are daggers ideal for dutchess? I know they're her "preferred" weapon but aside from some staves with good spells is it worth ever grabbing katana's or something that scales with dex?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:24:07 AM
No.529444427
>Notice our rando still hasn't taken off his Avarice helmet
>try to L1/R1 at him for him to notice
>he still has it on
>
>Drop my shard of alexander
>other rando tries to pick it up so I take it back
>Drop it again
>avarice head comes over
>notices he has no place for it
>drops his avarice helmet
>I immedietally picked up my shard of alexander
Man it was some funny ass looney tunes shit. The ONE time I wasn't recording man. I fucking dogwalked him.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:24:14 AM
No.529444435
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:24:19 AM
No.529444441
>>529444673
>>529445150
>>529443885
Anyone with a brain who actually has played this game in multiplayer enough can tell you that yes he is. He can't carry his weight, you will beat nightlords 5 or more minutes faster with any other character as third or especially if they dc and you finish as a duo. He is the only nightfarer that will make your fights against nightlords longer and thus harder with more chances to make mistakes just by having him. That's the definition of being a detriment. If harder content existed in this game to the point where tryharding with a full group of three was required you'd see harsher and more immediate pushback to people locking in guardians. You'd get death threats and people dc'ing at the start for griefing. The game is not challenging though so you can win with whatever and we get to have meme narratives pushed.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:24:24 AM
No.529444450
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:24:43 AM
No.529444495
I don't even play guardian regularly but seeing the fallout this caused has been great.
Remember not to be a tryhard while using casualizing features in video games!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:25:06 AM
No.529444534
>>529444745
>>529444364
Play the shittiest class. Get bullied and cry about it. They never developed beyond a middle school mindset.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:25:28 AM
No.529444565
>>529444860
>>529443891
You can use your ultimate to break the statue. Mine was on cooldown which is why I pinged the statue.
>>529443963
we are nowhere near as bad as /xivg/
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:26:18 AM
No.529444658
>>529440680
i actually found it with +3 end and felt this was close enough. so still a god roll.
>>529444441
Revsissy hands typed this.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:26:55 AM
No.529444727
>>529444617
/xivg/ is less on topic but also less hostile
This thread doesn't have the spambots though
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:27:03 AM
No.529444745
>>529444821
>>529444534
Honestly at this point I'd become a guardian stan just so I wouldn't have to be associated with you insufferable spergs. Any singular guardian post, and the next hour minimum is just you autists spamming nonstop wojaks and shitposts about it. Get a fucking life.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:27:46 AM
No.529444816
>>529445218
>>529439992
I am actually not exaggerating. I had a lot of fun with AI Limit. These games are super hard for me, and AI Limit is a lot easier with a nice little story and cute characters.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:27:51 AM
No.529444821
>>529444745
They got mindbroken it is bound to happen.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:28:00 AM
No.529444831
i am a revenant main and im eepy...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:28:01 AM
No.529444835
>>529445150
>>529446241
>>529444617
Why not? What should we do to get worse? I've never been to xivg, terag, lolg, or csgog. only heard the legends.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:28:19 AM
No.529444860
>>529445116
>>529444565
You wound me, of course I knew that. My ultimate was at like 85%, but unfortunately there's no way to tell you that, so I just spammed block with my 2hand a little. Thought you got it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:28:23 AM
No.529444867
>>529444997
>>529441974
i was certain until now that the discord thing was an extendend larping psyop but by now i feel there's too much talk of it for that.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:28:47 AM
No.529444907
>>529445218
>>529439992
>NOOOO STOP LIKING THINGS THAT I DONT LIKE
sorry buddy. AI limit is an actual 10/10. You lost the reason anyone plays video games.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:28:47 AM
No.529444908
>>529444985
>>529445126
Going wraith bell only is so comfy.
I can just stand outside the boss' aoe radius and ding ding away. Passives can maybe add 20-30% damage so it's not too huge compared to just getting gaols.
Since it doesn't scale, getting a rise is basically the same as getting 2-4 levels since it's all about FP.
If you happen to find defensive passives it's super tanky too.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:29:32 AM
No.529444985
>>529445169
>>529444908
I wish I had hoarfrost instead of wraith bell with an ult passive on relic
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:29:38 AM
No.529444997
>>529444867
It really is an external group (discord, steam group, whatever) that got embarrassed at a guardian player calling them casuals when they were trying to bragpost at /erg/.
That really is all it is.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:29:42 AM
No.529445000
Somebody's feathers are ruffled
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:29:52 AM
No.529445019
>>529444673
Exeggutor chad actually sissyman. I'm stronger than you irl btw. How do I know this? I play on psn, I don't know anything about you guys' drama on PC and am only chiming in to shit on guardian with only facts at my disposal.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:29:55 AM
No.529445024
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE RUNNING AROUND THE MAP JUST LET ME FIGHT SHIT I JUST WANNA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:29:57 AM
No.529445026
>>529445192
>>529439698
Maybe so, but they also thought them to be brave and strong, compared to the MENAs who were regarded as effeminate and conniving
duchess mains should ALL use the darkness skin
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:30:11 AM
No.529445058
>>529444673
Nice cloaca bulge
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:30:16 AM
No.529445067
>>529445224
>mfw take the criticism for being retarded/shit and then sit back to watch the fireworks
we won guys, now kiss
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:30:29 AM
No.529445083
>/v/ shitposter made atleast 36 posts in this thread talking about discord/guardian/mindbroken
grim thread
>37 now
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:30:31 AM
No.529445086
>>529445396
>>529446491
>>529439570
>whining about the word literally
here's a funny fact for you: the word "very", the most basic superlative, is derived from "verily" as in "verifiably"
the word underwent the exact same evolution as the word "literally" underwent, it's just a superlative now too
Don't like it? doesn't matter, language evolves
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:30:44 AM
No.529445116
>>529445256
>>529444860
Yeah I figured that initially but I saw you ultimate at the evergaol soon after so I thought maybe you didn't get it. Didn't think of the possibility where it was nearly ready.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:30:50 AM
No.529445126
>>529444908
Post more feet.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:30:52 AM
No.529445132
>>529446667
>>529444673
i'd fuck the shit out of that bird
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:30:55 AM
No.529445137
>>529444673
Reminds me of furries and lolicons never get along. Furries of course end up getting dunked on since loli is pretty accepted in the anime space while furry isn't.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:31:08 AM
No.529445150
>>529445829
>>529444441
You say that but the main reason I feel the need to ask is that I literally never see Guardians. In my past probably ~20 runs there was one Guardian and I couldn't hate on him there because the third was an Ironeye who thought he could take basement BBH on Day 1 and we spent the whole run trying to tardwrangle
I hope he gets buffed. He's cool, but I've played him twice and he feels like he does fucking nothing. Insane that the shitty little whirlwind exists in the same game as Mark and Restage.
>>529444835
It's currently getting spammed with gay porn.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:31:18 AM
No.529445169
>>529444985
I feel like the nightlord is the only real challenge, at least for trios and hoarforst is super useless on endbosses.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:31:30 AM
No.529445192
>>529447261
>>529445026
I'm only commenting on how the romans thought the gauls were literally insane, not figuratively. Under their own systems of understanding they used a roman style scientific method to 'prove' gauls were insane, based on their understanding.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:31:42 AM
No.529445218
>>529444816
Ok I believe you. I just call bullshit on one of da greatest games eva thing.
>>529444907
Youβre full of shit and you know it. You have nothing to substantiate that with at all.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:31:46 AM
No.529445224
>>529445067
desu I only made like two posts, the rest are just the turbo autists who wait around here for guardian to be mentioned so they can have have their little spazz attacks jumping in and posting at each other.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:31:56 AM
No.529445249
>>529445474
>>529445579
why are there so many birds in queue right now fuck off I wanna play bird
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:32:01 AM
No.529445256
>>529445116
Understandable. Till next time.
>>529433597
>>529433808
>>529433757
>>529439570
Steam is specifically allowed in china. It's also one of their few ways to get porn, which is why every porn game has a big chinese community on steam
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:32:25 AM
No.529445312
>>529445038
I do but I'm afraid I'm being distracted from ogling at her
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:32:41 AM
No.529445336
>>529434782
Just did solo night aspect with Recluse to finish her remembrance, super fun and easy
Easiest boss, honestly
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:33:07 AM
No.529445383
>>529446606
>>529447378
>>529445038
I do! It's the best skin by far. I also bow a lot to randoms and do the cute sit emote.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:33:16 AM
No.529445396
>>529445517
>>529445609
>>529445086
Personally the "literally" thing annoys me because there isn't a word that means what "literally" used to mean anymore. I know language evolves, I'm fine with that. It should evolve in a more useful direction, not a less useful one.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:33:22 AM
No.529445405
>>529446487
>>529445276
You don't get access to steam if you aren't in good social standing.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:33:33 AM
No.529445432
>>529445586
>queue for super fulghor
>instalock rev and recluse
it's so fucking over
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:33:34 AM
No.529445436
>>529441135
i do. you know it too.
Alright /erg/ pick a class and a boss for me and I'll roll with it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:33:52 AM
No.529445474
>>529445646
>>529445249
What's wrong with 2bird or even 3bird?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:33:57 AM
No.529445479
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:34:05 AM
No.529445491
>>529445464
3 dogs ironeye (hard)
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:34:10 AM
No.529445501
>>529445935
>>529440093
Recluse and Guardian are married.
Duchess and Wylder are siblings.
Raider and Revenant are best friends.
Executor and Ironeye are secret gay lovers, otherwise loners.
Prove me wrong.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:34:13 AM
No.529445506
>>529445746
>>529445464
Guardian - Caligos
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:34:18 AM
No.529445517
>>529445396
Literalistically, but it's uncommon enough that most spell checkers don't even recognize it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:34:27 AM
No.529445542
>>529445464
guardian and maris
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:34:47 AM
No.529445579
>>529446813
>>529445249
He's particularly good against Fulghor so people are playing him more for now. He sucks against Gnoster so you'll see him less soon.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:34:51 AM
No.529445586
>>529445432
just pick wylder, guardian or raider.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:35:06 AM
No.529445607
>>529441686
some do. guardianβs species doesnβt.
>>529442185
big bird cloaca? not sure how she would do that.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:35:10 AM
No.529445609
>>529445717
>>529445718
>>529445396
>Personally the "literally" thing annoys me because there isn't a word that means what "literally" used to mean anymore.
It's pretty clear in context
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:35:30 AM
No.529445646
>>529446673
>>529445474
time to play freebird
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:36:18 AM
No.529445717
>>529445609
Is it more clear than before, or less clear? Don't be difficult for no reason.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:36:20 AM
No.529445718
>>529445609
He has low functioning autism though so it impairs his life in ways you can't fathom.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:36:40 AM
No.529445746
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:37:20 AM
No.529445814
oh shit the thread is being deleted run for your lives
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:37:30 AM
No.529445829
>>529445150
He needs to be reworked more than just buffed, his intended purpose is flawed because the weight of defense and offense falls on everyone and the nightlords are not old souls/bloodborne/base elden ring bosses where you can split aggro as a legitimate strategy to do more damage. You don't see guardians anymore especially in random queue because instinctually players at all levels of the game can tell he is weak and not valuable. You will see guardian picks from people who have played longer now and are just picking him to shake things up or for a challenge, since the game as a whole is undertuned at that level of experience. Guardian is less bad against everdark fulghor than he was against adel but that's because fulghor is way way too easy, not that adel was really hard either.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:37:46 AM
No.529445860
>>529443757
Can I see a source for that happening?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:38:14 AM
No.529445898
>>529445952
>>529446192
Is this what I do to block this fucking faggot from showing up in the game?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:38:32 AM
No.529445925
>>529445971
>[Deleted] [Deleted] [Deleted]
Who failed to dodge Fulghor's nuke?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:38:40 AM
No.529445935
>>529445501
>Raider and Revenant are best friends.
>Executor and Ironeye are secret gay lovers, otherwise loners.
I think you mixed Revy and Ironeye
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:38:52 AM
No.529445952
>>529447080
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:39:04 AM
No.529445971
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:39:36 AM
No.529446023
>>529446086
Sup gays anyone feel like doing a run on PC?
>on a 13 winstreak
>guy dies and leaves at level 2
>birdman knows how to hold block
>get frost, bleed, and rot as duchess
i wasn't sure about birdman but he pulled through in the end. at least i avoided my biggest paranoia of losing my winstreak to the fucking game crashing
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:40:11 AM
No.529446081
>>529446171
>>529444076
>>529444196
>>529444617
Copetard posts. If you have to look to the literal worst examples of generals on the website and βgo at least weβre not them!β you know something is wrong.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:40:15 AM
No.529446086
>>529446182
>>529446023
sure. all this guardian talk is making me feel liek guarding tho
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:41:00 AM
No.529446171
>>529446952
>>529446081
>529443757
All generals eventually have personalities that eventually get doxed and become lolcows.
Stay anon and stop taking 4chan seriously.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:41:07 AM
No.529446182
>>529446086
Alright I queued all bosses
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:41:09 AM
No.529446186
>>529446024
I agree, birdman is so fucking good. God I love him and the ones who play birdGOD.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:41:11 AM
No.529446192
>>529447080
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:41:42 AM
No.529446241
>>529444835
lolg is like 80 percent shitted porn on any given day for one. the jannies are in on it too. canβt get much worse than that.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:41:43 AM
No.529446246
>>529444396
yes, but try to find a purple dagger if you have the restage relic effect because your team will thank you for restaging everything in 4K
lovely fp milkers
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:42:00 AM
No.529446270
>>529443963
yup, dsg and sneedger won
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:43:46 AM
No.529446443
>poor guy has to copepost about himself after rotating his proxy
Sad what he became.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:44:16 AM
No.529446487
>>529446685
>>529445405
I mean yeah but you also don't have access to basic human rights if you're not in good social standing. It's like saying you can only use steam in america if you aren't in prison
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:44:18 AM
No.529446491
>>529446581
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:44:24 AM
No.529446498
2/3 for all bosses except augur
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:44:48 AM
No.529446548
>>529446830
>>529443757
>>529444139
>anon makes fun of the "guardian mindbroke discord troons" poster
>gets all his posts deleted
noticing
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:44:53 AM
No.529446554
>>529446907
>>529446024
sounds like a fun duo actually.
swapping through statuses as duchess feels like juggling in a good way.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:45:07 AM
No.529446574
>>529444396
Sorry I don't play duchess so I can't answer your question. Just wanted to say nice boobies ma'am
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:45:13 AM
No.529446581
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:45:29 AM
No.529446606
>>529446717
>>529446926
>>529445383
which cute sit emote? i need to do that too
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:45:51 AM
No.529446648
>>529446748
>>529446856
>finish run
>see this
Why are duchess players like this?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:46:06 AM
No.529446667
>>529445132
we know sanjay contain yourself
>>529445276
>It's also one of their few ways to get porn
yes, the other way being vpns, which is what most of them resort to.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:46:13 AM
No.529446673
>>529445646
upper medium kek
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:46:18 AM
No.529446685
>>529446487
I wouldn't know, I was blessed to not be born asiatic.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:46:38 AM
No.529446717
>>529446808
>>529446926
>>529446606
Sitting sideways
Anyone who does that in front of me is getting headpatted and/or throat fucked
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:46:50 AM
No.529446735
>>529446024
I've carried a guardian shitter in a duo before after a dc, this included him dying to niall day 2 and against adel several times too. That's how you know you've made it when you can succeed with every card stacked against you. It also means they need to hurry up and add a hard mode to this game because it's way too free in it's current state.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:46:58 AM
No.529446748
>>529446648
Uhh my boss saw this and now I've been promoted.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:47:30 AM
No.529446796
>>529447091
>>529445276
I remember reading about this
It's also why SoTe got review bombed because instead of complaining about it on Twitter they use steam reviews as a forum
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:47:41 AM
No.529446808
>>529447064
>>529446717
> throat fucked
which nightfarer are you..?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:47:45 AM
No.529446813
>>529445579
>He's particularly good against Fulghor
How exactly
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:47:54 AM
No.529446830
>>529447427
>>529446548
Dragonirian probably got the posts deleted on accident. He was getting gaped here so he probably went to /v/ to spam his porn in seethe and got vaca'd.
He's back already because he's a shameless proxy user. It also points to it being dragonirian if you still doubted it by this point.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:48:09 AM
No.529446856
>>529446648
I love my sister
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:48:33 AM
No.529446885
>>529443179
sloppy but still kino
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:48:46 AM
No.529446907
>>529446554
he would lock a group down with the cyclone and i'd hoarfrost stomp 'em. extremely shaky start but the drops were really nice
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:48:47 AM
No.529446909
I love IP wipes
You can see exactly which flavor of seething huemonkey has been spamming the thread
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:48:55 AM
No.529446925
>>529447202
2/3 all bosses PC join us please
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:48:56 AM
No.529446926
>>529447210
>>529447416
>>529446606
>>529446717
This! Sitting sideways. I want head pats and I want my throat fucked...How did you know sucking is my favorite thing to do?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:49:01 AM
No.529446935
Nyeko we need you...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:49:12 AM
No.529446952
>>529446985
>>529447269
>>529446171
Again, coping. Most generals do not in fact have that happen to them and they donβt reach the lows of autism this place has managed to accumulate in such a record time either.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:49:36 AM
No.529446984
>>529447202
>>529447262
still 2/3..
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:49:37 AM
No.529446985
>>529446952
Nothing to cope about though.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:49:51 AM
No.529447015
>>529447079
>>529447204
I'm eepy, gnight erg
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:50:17 AM
No.529447056
You really gotta hand it to From for giving guardian, THE worst playing class, the longest and most elaborate remembrance quest.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:50:23 AM
No.529447064
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:50:33 AM
No.529447079
>>529447157
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:50:33 AM
No.529447080
>>529447237
>>529447395
>>529445952
>>529446192
I should of listened to everyones warning, I am sorry I did not and T if you see this and your not apart of that faggots group id also block him, pretty sure it was because of him our game crashed plus the cheated weapons
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:50:43 AM
No.529447091
>>529446796
They did because BMW was releasing like just a month after and in typical chinaman fashion they made it a dick swinging contest since From is Japanese.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:51:24 AM
No.529447157
>>529447395
>>529447079
Yys is eeping next to me, we had sex
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:51:56 AM
No.529447202
>>529446925
>>529446984
It's sleep time in yuroland. I'll be up sometime tomorrow.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:51:57 AM
No.529447204
>>529447015
Goodnight cutie
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:52:04 AM
No.529447210
>>529446926
if you do that to me you are getting a steam friend invite from me
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:52:23 AM
No.529447237
>>529447080
just make it a habit to always check relics at the start of the run
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:52:37 AM
No.529447261
>>529447341
>>529445192
Sure, Iβm just providing further context for the lense they saw them through, they looked down on them but they also had a healthy respect for them, in stark contrast to the MENAs who they had a virulent hatred for and also applied their scientific method to come to some damning conclusions of them.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:52:38 AM
No.529447262
>>529446984
I'm at work fool
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:52:43 AM
No.529447269
>>529446952
for some reason, action games attract a special type of insufferable moron. Monster Hunter and DMC are the same way. it's practically impossible to discuss those games without seeing ragebait.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:53:04 AM
No.529447304
Join NOW please
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:53:16 AM
No.529447328
oh shit 3/3 thanks
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:53:25 AM
No.529447341
>>529447261
There's no further context though. The romans thought the gauls were insane literally.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:53:39 AM
No.529447378
>>529445383
Harlot with your high heels ASMR
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:53:50 AM
No.529447395
>>529447157
calm down mush
>>529447080
can you post his steam page so i can block too
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:54:01 AM
No.529447416
>>529446926
All girl nightfarers are just looking for a strong man to take care of them. Keep fancy spinning, sitting sideways and extreme repentance at my feet and you get all the throat swabbing you want.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:54:12 AM
No.529447427
>>529446830
>esl schizoid has no reading comprehension
yawn