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>Version 3.4 "For the Sun is Set to Die" Special Program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4OmLnWnmno (EN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCNdn_owYPs (JP)

>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home

>3.4 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250620version-1rnehr/index.html

>Version 3.4 Trailer — "For the Sun is Set to Die"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwj-WxggXcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y_7LXuANTw
>Phainon Trailer — "Coronal Radiance"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaT1GftoqV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLCb7Rm9748
>Myriad Celestia Trailer — Fables About the Stars Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io9W-dvBTog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qowOxk6izyU

>Current Character Banners: Cipher, Aglaea + Qingque, Xueyi, Sushang
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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

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>>529456375 (OP)
This is an honorary Houhou thread which are honorary /srg/ threads honktrannies lost again

Total Madam Herta love

Why is corin from the up and coming mobile game zzz in the hertank?

>>529456517
Nobody cares about the MC

Post your Pie-non/Saber/Archer builds

>>529456517
Story is better when it's not sucking off that silent trash eating retard.

we are out of top 10 for monthly PvP, and I blame cipher for this

>>529456517
Main character?
Phainon did a lot thoughbeit.

AAAAAAAHHHHH WE'RE 740 POSTS AWAY FROM BUMP LIMIT I GOTTA MAKE A THREAD IIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

It's a date, Mydeimos.

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (39)

Hyacine
Stelle
RABU!!!

>>529456634
Madam Herta worship

>>529456517
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>>529456792
Dannie...

post bailu

>>529456690
>this nigga jobbed to 1 fucking Dan Heng after solo-ing every CH previously

HOLY KINO!!!

>>529456517
this is not narudo you teenage faggot. a mary sue protagonist that just goes from planet to planet beating everybody would be the most boring shit they could ever do with this game.

Hyaloveliest

My wife is so cute

>>529456919
How does this affect the powerscaling?

>>529456846
Ironically accordingly the Chrysos heir that Dan actually spent most of his time with Phainon

>>529456817
there it is ladies and gentlemen, the last of Shartoji's /hig/lets in the wild

>>529456697
Everyone that was planning on spending already did during the spending event, bro. You'd have to be an idiot (relative to spending in a gacha to begin with) to skip that only to spend AFTER.

Thouggts?

This spergout reminds me of the fake penacony ending. Good times

Amphoreus' Story would've been significantly improved if Welt was our companion instead of Dan, I don't have anything against Dan Heng I just think he's really boring

March 7th: Hey Grayie, can you hold this camera?

Dan from Taiwan actually made me kek

>>529456690
That's our hero for this region and most shilled male gacha in history for you haha Couldn't beat China wank in the end either.

>>529456797
Would love to dedicate my days for that

>>529457071
We need a new Welt form. Just make a welfare 4* Welt for an event. Same for Himeko actually, though she has aged like fine wine.

Phainon gets shilled because Dan Heng likes to take the back seat. We NEED March to eat screen time.

>>529456919
HORYYYYYYYYYYY SHIEEEEEEEEEEET KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

>shaming anyone for losing to China wank
It's just the normative

>>529456792
reipu

>>529456964
NTA but allowing the MC to be a main character tends to force the the writers to keep focused on the plot at hand and tends to prevent meandering into too many irrelevant side plots.

>>529456690
t. only good Phainon poster desu

>phainon keeps looooping like a happy little cuck for 30 gorillion cycles because of his promise to Cyrene
Are they really going for the cuck route with him or is there more to this

>>529457024
This. I'm sitting on 40k oneirics right now

>>529457060
>Dan Heng and Jing Yuan save the day
>Screwllum puts down the SU to help penacony
>IPC work with geniuses to help penacony
Was actually a great rug-pull

>>529456517
Did we not just have a shonenkino boss fight with MC spotlight?

Where do I sign up to be Herta's footstool?

Serious question: Was Amphoreus the actual reason the skip button was added?

My alpha wolf...

>>529456919
Exactly what SHITphoreus deserves

>>529457476
get in line

>>529457385
how the fuck are you going to write anything interesting around a character that's supposed to be a blank canvas for players to fill in?

>>529457118
Looks more respectable than DanIL.

>>529456517
Maybe after TB dies and we change to MC to someone else

Hebegods won

>>529457481
>cucked by TB
>jobs to Dan
>dies
JUST

>>529457273
>4 Star welt
No way in hell are they making an HI3 Character a 5 star, nor are they downgrading them to a 4 star shitter

>>529457478
Ive wanted skip button since Luofu slop. But I really wanted it for the monkey patch. Amphoreus is long but it feels paced fine to me idk. Slightly less psychobabble compared to Penacony

>>529457601
Wrong thread, the leather club is 2 pages down

>>529457478
YES

>>529457478
Some grifters suggested it may have been because of Fate but somehow I doubt it, 8 hours quests just don't align with the idea of HSR being a side game for overworked wagies, so they had to implement a skip button.

>>529457601
Honkai star rail?

>>529457496
pompom... dont hang out with those people, they are bad people

>>529457478
What else?

>>529457643
TB and Dan aren't my alpha wolves

We ALL rolled for Imbibitor Lunae and we ALL will roll for Terravox

>>529457659
You say that like current 5* welt isn't a shitter? And they could make him 5* welfare, the stars are irrelevant. Just something like March hunt that is usable

This ugly motherfucker right here solos all Fraud Heirs confirmed

>>529457496
They were too busy jerking off Phainon to make Castorice look like she belongs in this image.

I just noootice, is the Astral Express (train) interior way bigger than its exterior

>>529456972
Kissu

>>529457601
Won how?

DAN from TAIWAN is t0

>>529457852
Castorice made him shit his pants.

我會燃燒...會燃盡...會成為這一世的盜火行者...履行和昔連的約定...!

"I'll burn...I will burn away...I will become the Flame Reaver of this world...and fulfill my promise to Cyrene!"

>Tanko is win
+100000000000 CP for Shaoji sama

>>529457537
Very easily actually because the MC is a blank you as a writer need to fill it in, your main worry is to make it both believable and easy to empathize with. If you as writer fail to do so then that's on you, you're just a lazy writer. Most blank avatar characters never really stay that way.

>fucking Dan spam out of all things
Holy grim

>>529457852
Isn't it only when possessed by dragon nigga?

>>529457852
>blade if his girlfriend didn't die

>>529457831
I won't but I'll try to keep the shitposting to a minimum because I don't consider Dan as loathsome as Phainon or Sunday.

>>529457848
>You say that like current 5* welt isn't a shitter?
He's not, I have him in my party and mostly built up, so he's been very useful, especially in Amphoreus where 90% of the enemies have an Imaginary element weakness

>>529457907
>Cyrene is pisstoria who gets impregnated by the farmer(tb) while Phainon who is shitren dies like a cuck
It all makes sense now

>>529458061
Dan is worse

>>529457907
Crazy how AoT invented anime guy in a field, revolutionary stuff

>>529457852
Bring me Bitchnon, Bitch Ravagers and Bitchnook this instant.

>>529457943
this is not a story first dumbass it's a game, the writer can't fill in anything meaningful or he'll alienate a large portion of the playerbase.

>>529457496
that guitar looks really out of place

>>529456517
if you picked stelle, your opinion is worthless.
if you picked caelus, when they finally kill the retarded trashcan racoom gimmick

>>529458163
Fgo, gbf, and tons of other gacha can do it just fine, trannyhoyo is just dogshit

>>529458061
i only hate his faggy alt form but as a character he's not that bad. just a chill geek

>>529458156
FVVARK

Stupid ass useless Shitnon, your other self had to fucking job for one last time before going out to awake DB Dan schizos!

>>529456665
How big of a difference is that planer set compaired to the new one coming out for him?

>>529458249
>fgo
what the fuck are you talking about, fgo's mc is a non-character, what the fuck can you even say about him besides the fact that he's a stand up guy that's willing to save the world? that's the worst example you could have possibly chosen for your point

>>529457478
Yeah, they added the skip button after the ,by far, best received Amphoreus story, truly nothing to with the fate collab.

>>529456665
orb could be better but no point in farming that set anymore
also no sunday or sparkle in my acc and i refuse to get either of them. I have all my chips on Cerydra being good for him cause i'd rather have her over any of the other clowns previously mentioned

So can anyone explain why they decided to use 30 million for the number of cycles. It serves no purpose other than making Phainon look extremely stupid.

More global passives and character warp screen animations doko???

>>529458442
Cope

Lord Phainon, someone left a present for you right here telling you to open it up.

>>529458101
Castoria got fucked by a farmer?

>>529458549
>you're right
I know.

TAIWAN DAN ON A MISSION FROM GOD TO SAVE US FROM FLOPHOREUS

>>529458163
Not him but a good example of a Silent Gacha Protag being interesting and an actual character is Guda from FGO, they start out as a blank slate with no real character and then become a real character with depth as the story goes on, specifically when the Lostbelts and Ordeal Call start

>Dan get new form every now and then, btfo the finale boss somehow
Bravo, masterpiece as expected of Shartji.

>>529458435
1-2%
Its so small that a single substat difference makes Rutilant better

>>529457118
Thanks, I hate it. Even more encouragement to not pull Dan3.

>>529458324
existing solely to worship geniuses...

The Kot has evaded me at, time to uninstall after I get Saber

「别再往前走了 机器 我要把铁墓和权杖带回去」
『Don't go any further, machine. I'm taking the iron tomb and the scepter back with me.』

-Unknown speaker
Isn't a scepter fucking planet sized how do you just steal it and take it with you

>>529458528
Big number impressive

>>529458683
They are still as bland until the end, why do you lie?

>>529458598
It's not his fault that Flame Jobber is incompetent fucking jobber!!! Can someone make him Scampo or something? I don't want to be associated with that nigger anymore.

Why are they wanking DH to the high heavens. I thought he was a dickless numale whose only purpose is to make Caelus look good.

>>529458442
>what the f-ACK
https://youtu.be/Z94WajroB7I?si=hsLWu0AmTMGG5rYc
troonle and keklus could never.

>Fuck pink hole
>Defeat Jobnons various forms
>Get another power up form on top of an already existing power up form
Yup I think Amphoreus is BVLL Hengs planet

>>529458538
I heard there's 3 global passives in the works and Phainon is getting a crit one

>>529458604
He means historia the princess from snk

>>529458528
for the binary riddle maybe lol

>>529458683
he literally just gets slightly braver as the story goes on, he still has no defined personality or traits

>>529458804
>Spaceship with a conveniently planet-sized claw:

wormgenti flopped

are the 3.4 units any good? i haven't been keeping up with the leaks but i read some comments about how even the collab units were very middling

>>529458908
>Still goetia
You mean after all this time he got nothing else?

>>529458901
China wank must be done whenever they can do it, even if it's nonsensical.

I'm sorry for jobbing again...

>Flame Reaver was relying of his souls player skills he got from the millions of attempts
>jobs instantly to a new enemy
kek

>>529458163
You can fill it something meaningful you just need to be mindful of what you are doing, because you have to make it so that the player can empathize with the MC. In other words you need to keep the player in mind when you are writing, you can't write selfishly.

>shitposters got to Dan Heng
Wew, at least no one actually likes him

>>529459001
...at the flopping competition, which huohuo won.

>>529458908
oh no, not getting mad and accomplishing nothing until the deus ex machina, how could we ever

>>529459052
Saber...

>>529459083
He's literally me...

I'M FROM KREMNOS AND I SAY KILL EM ALL

>>529458828
Why would I need to lie about what happens in a game I actually play and have sunk a lot of time into?

Remember to get the kot before it's too late

>>529458948
To be honest a crit passive is the only way they could convince me to roll him.
Like why shill him and make all the fancy animations for 5 patches straight when you can just double the multipliers and add a crit passive. If you do that nobody is gonna skip him, they are either gonna roll him or just quit the game.

>>529458701
Ok. I wasn't sure which side to farm. I will be fine with a Phainon coming out of the box good with Rutilant

>>529458442
MC of FGO stopped being a blank slate years ago.

>>529459005
Phainon is whalebait and the collab characters aren't impressive at all. 3.4 is largely a skip patch outside Tribbie and Sunday.

So, you are telling me that this fuck here could've saved everyone this entire time due to Flaming-ass Jobber being just a fodder to him, but he let them die anyway before beating Reaver's ass?

Caelusbros...how do we compete with this

Rolled kot and cone because she makes my dick hard
Simple as

>>529459183
Put some shirt on

why did Phainon flop?

>>529459117
>at least no one actually likes him
Except woman, they REALLY LIKE him.

>Guranteed 70 pity + 90 pulls
What’s my chance of Kebin e2?

>>529459005
Archer is broken for a free unit but not good if you consider him as a normal unit. Phainon and Saber aren't as powerful as castorice currently, its mainly up to future teammates.
They could be excellent if future teammates boost them a lot, but they could also just get bricked if they get rugpulled.

>>529459034
The previous story Cosmos in the Lostbelt and the Ordeal Calls all put the MC front and center.

>>529458943
>Fucked March (pink)
>Fucked Hyacine (pink)
>Cyrene (pink)
He wouldn't, right?

How many Fate newfags will we get in HSR?

>>529459083
This is good writing

>>529459257
he is doing as instructed

3.5 beta leak drops in 4 hours

i'm a new player. what's so special about Ruan Mei and why should i pick her from the 7 options in this starter 5* selector thing they just gave me? people keep saying pick ruan mei specifically.

>>529459005
they are alright but some require a bit more previous investment than others and some will get really good in the future
Phainon isn't outright broken on his own since he's dependant on his team mates. He wants at least Sunday as a companion and allegedly the upcoming Cerydra and Dan3 will also be extremely good for him
Saber much like Phainon also wants sunday due to the energy regen he provides
Archer performed extremely well during the beta for a free unit and his f2p cone options are also good. Sparkle is really good for him due to skill point generation but people have done 0cycles without her, it just requires a bit more thinking to perform optimally.

>>529459317
Any male that doesnt have a completely broken kit is basically guaranteed to flop in the current state of HSR

>>529458528
>3355036 is the 5th perfect number
>3355036 in binary 1111111111111000000000000 (13 ones and 12 zeros), 13 coreflames, 12 chyrsos heirs
>3355035 (the value before) in binary is 1111111111110111111111111 (a zero surrounded by 12 ones)
>3355036 is the color for Phainon's eyes in his two forms
>3355036 is a large enough number to give a sense of grandiouse
Your response?

>>529459473
>current
?

>>529459183
>make cool guy is all about fighting to the last
>but you can't ever play him since he plays himself
>make lame character nobody likes
>give him the most buttons out of any character in the game
fuck this game sometimes man, literally swap mydei and phainon's kits and I would have E6S5 mydei easily but fuck getting either of them

>>529459257
He really did it again. No wonder Blade wants him dead. First with one of his own "closest friends" and now a whole ass group of people.

>33 million of cycles of torture and experience
>powered up by Lygus' cum to become the strongest
>33 million of cycles of experience
>kills everyone CH no problem
>jobs to pic related on their first fight

>character is well-established as being powerful
>character finally gets to show off said power
>this somehow means this character is being wanked by devs

>>529457496
Paçoca uma delícia

I am beyond my pitiful mentor!
I am beyond...EVERYONE!

>>529459451
Aside Luocha and Ruan Mei, the others are nearly-useless-in-contemporary-times standard units available with silver passes

>>529459451
she's just the strongest character there, you're not bricking your account by not picking her or anything but she's a good boost for newfags

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING march 8th please let me hold your camera as I film the main protagonist, Dannie Heng Imbibitor Amphorae, save the planet while I watch my girls flock onto him.

If DH is soooooo stronk then why isnt he an emanator like Chadnon

>>529459473
not true, neuvilette, lighter, kazuha, kakaurine, all flopped.

>>529459329
Sis your not even guaranteed for E0S1

>>529459607
I don't get it, even back in Luofu Dan said he was confident he could defeat a lord ravager.

>>529459607
You realize this means Mydei, Anaxa and Cipher job to most Chinese high tiers?

Dan was always more of an MC than Caelus.
In the Luofu, Dan journeyed on his own and worked to his own goal while Caelus was just following everyone else.
In Penacony, Caelus tagged along doing nothing while everyone else explored, planned, and solved things. Meanwhile, Dan was with Boothill actively working to get into Penacony and creating plans to help out.
In Amphoreus, Caelus is just a walking plot device that offered no insight or battle plan while everyone else did the heavy lifting understanding secrets and other details. Meanwhile, Dan actively worked to learn how to use the water there, learned how to transport people, and learned about how the place worked among other things.

>>529459451
good all round support character that provides dmg buff and break effects that can slow down the enemy for an extra turn, on top of being Skill Point positive (meaning she generates more skill points than what she consumes during gameplay) The other characters are simply not good enough since they are 1.0 characters. Luocha isn't a 1.0 character but as a healer he's outshined by a 4* character called ghallagher

>>529459257
you need to water him first, please understand

>>529459689
i literally do not know what any of that means. i was too poor for mobile gaming for the past decade and just got a powerful smartphone for the first time in my life. all of this is wild to me.

>>529459746
>Chinese high tiers
Everyone jobs to these

Bros, /gig/ is laffing at us...

>>529459257
Yup lol

>>529459746
The only Chinese higher tier than Dan is probably Hua.

>>529459858
no shit cipher is pure slop

Amphoreus? Never heard of it, but it sounds weak. Sounds like something I could easily beat.

>>529459496
>AIEEEEE THE NUMBERS!
>IT'S 12 LIKE THE TWELVES APOSTLES OF NEW TESTAMENT! IS PHAINON JESUS?!
>THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

>>529459727
Wait, what website is that?

need to worship Madam Herta

>>529459257
tbf he's just doing his duty as a trailblazer, that is; being a witness to events across the universe.
if it wasn't for tb getting all up in other people's business, he'd probably have ditched amphoreus ages ago.

Dan is based as fuck he doesn't care if Amphoreus niggas die, he only fights when (You) are in danger.

story/lore in gachas will forever be a huge meme, a bigger meme than female MC or "poster girls being devs favorite"

WHERE'S THE LINE COUNT AIIIEEEEE

>>529459496
this is approaching arg-level ciphers

19 hours until the Kot leaves the banner and isn't seen for a long time because of the low number of people pulling
what are your thoughts on the sexiest character released and her low numbers? do you think mihoyo will take notes as to not make a character like her in the future?

Phainonsisters...I don't want to roll for Phainon anymore. He is just way too much of a jobber. It's embarassing. I will save my funds for DH 3.0

>>529459997
Fribbles does gacha pulls now as well as optimizer
https://fribbels.github.io/hsr-optimizer

>>529460032
>being a witness
So the akivili and his followers like to watch?

>>529460086
I love cat girls but she doesnt do anything Im interested in. I would have loved for her to be a bit more interesting kit wise.

>>529460020
Same

>>529460041
>we literally died
>he didnt said anything till fucking 3.2

>>529460086
I don't care about numbers, I love her

>>529459787
Luocha and Ruan Mei are limited characters that can only be obtained on this selector or by rolling for them with the gold tickets when their banner is up
the other are standart characters which have their own separate banner with silver tickets and can also be obtained from losing the 50/50 when you're rolling for a limited character, they're weaker than limited characters and easier to get in other ways

Flame Reaver was a fucking mistake. Fuck Kevin. His fags kept saying Phainon was a stain to his name, yet look at him? Jobbing to Daniel, making Phainon Dan's fodder too to an extent. Fuck this guy. Should've been Sampo as schizo theory said.

>>529460086
Should have been a hebe.

there should be a damage cap

>>529460086
maybe that'll teach them not to gut a character's personal damage in half and thought
>she's hot so people will roll anyway lol

>>529460086
They should stop releasing unit to pull up ACK. If they just gave up on ACK like they did withDoTs, Kot would’ve been more universal instead of being conjointed to ACK

>>529460032
Last I checked the Trailblazers take active roles in these events and want to reduce suffering.
Thats why dan heng wouldn't let that one dude just jump off the bridge for knowing you came beyond the sky.

HIS game

>>529460317
kot is literally universal, goes in every team

We flopped....

Dan x Caelus status?

>>529460143
we love to /watch/ here

>>529460278
No thanks

>>529459746
Dragon Dan can beat anyone but actual emanators.
He and Jing Yuan went toe to toe with Phantylia while the rest of the AE fought off the mooks.

>>529459607
You don't get it, he's from the Luofu so it's considered wanking.
>Feixiao, a war vet general, knows how to fight = china wank
>JY knows how people will act = china wank
>Dan being strong = china wank
Meanwhile
>Acheron is strong just because she is = acceptable
>IPC knowing how everyone in the universe will act = acceptable
>Screwllum just popping up and solving everything = acceptable

>>529460086
Her biggest issue is that she does not have a team where she is a clear BiS in. Like how the fuck are her best units Ack and Feixiao when both have been powercrept to hell and back?

>>529460086
mihoyo killed our patch just to make ZZZ anniversary sell, and it still flopped, so they killed HSR patch for nothing since it outsold ZZZ anyways
>your thoughts
ZZZ flopped lmao

>>529459496
>3355036 is in base 10
>for some reason, use it as an octal number and it returns blue in the hex converter
This makes no sense. Did the designers really think this through or is everyone just making up shit

This thread is powered by AMD Amphoreon RTX 3355036 AE

>>529460372
she's a cope in every team, even ACK needs her E0S1 minimum to be usable compared to JQ at E0S0

>>529460246
>Destruction cuck jobs to Taiwanese manlet
>complains that his retarded schizo theory wasn't correct
Own up for your own loses

>50% to get Kebin E2 if I skip LC
Should I gamble or just get E0S1 and aim for e2 with what’s left

>>529460278
you realize that putting a dmg cap just means they'll eventually release character kits, relic sets or light cones that break the cap right?
t. retired grubber

>>529460519
Because she's built to help those units specifically?

>>529460556
Yes, she's good in every team. Except superbrick maybe

>>529460303
>she's hot so people will roll anyway lol
they arent wrong considering people here spent this whole ass month calling everyone a gay tranny for skipping her and then shitting on the people who rightfully bitched about the hoyo murdering her kit

>>529460020
>>529460176
>>529460519

>>529456517
The main character is the pov character

>antizzz shizo replied to the wrong anon
funnyrooooo

>>529456375 (OP)
>Early
>Not deleted
Why is our janny so incosistent?

>>529460246
Scampo would never job to Dan

>>529459496
>retards who keep pointing out funny number as CINEMA or PEAK
No different from the retards who smirk when they see the numbers 69 or 420. Grow up.

>>529460459
God I can't wait to get Yunli

>our cutscenes are black screens with white text
>meanwhile other gacha cutscenes:

>>529460670
Retard

>>529460630
>murdering her kit
last thread she was a tier 0 metapull, now she's a brick again
make up your minds

>>529460670
haha this anon said 69

>>529460670
stupid unc, we've moved on to 6 7 nowadays

Homdg doko?

Dan from Taiwan CHING CHONGED you

>>529460418
>ZZZ 38M in the anniversary relaunch
3rd relaunch when? suddenly this will be the one

>>529460726
she's neither, she's decently strong but not better than the top tier characters

>>529460694
Can't even see the girls panties, what's the point?

Post C&C

>>529460726
Schrödinger's Cipher.
Simultaneously meta and a brick until you look at it.

>>529460086
>do you think mihoyo will take notes as to not make a character like her in the future?
They will keep making dykes even if they have to pay the players to roll for them

>Jingliu and Blade's "buffs" were really just Hyacine S1 marketing
>Kafka's "buff" was just Hysilens' marketing

So who’s Silver Wolf supposed to be for?

>>529460317
She is pretty good despite shitposting. Pretty good sp addition to any team along with what she brings to the table. What they shoudlve done was make anaxa nihility and cipher erudition. Ack wouldve been happy with anaxa and Herta woud've loved to have been wheelchaired by cipher that extra sp that an eru Cipher would give would have been MASSIVE for herta. Cipher literally can just basic the entire time.

>>529460246
>space Greece's strongest
>Jobnook's chosen
>supposed space-wide threat
>jobbing to Daniel from Taiwan that finally took a bath

>>529460906
Castorice

>>529460670
Mental retardation

>>529460906
castorice and the herta.

Dan from Taiwan is a black tier ass type of phrase
I cant take it seriously

WO AI ZHONG GUO

>>529460329
NTA but he's right in the sense that the core tenets of trailblazing are adventuring and being witnesses to history. Daniel and the other express members help those in need because they're good people, but it isn't necessarily their job to get directly involved, he even warns TB of this when they decide to inherit oronyx' coreflame.

>>529461023
Who cares, Phagnon jobbed to THAT and since Nous can job to Phagnon, that means Nous jobs to THAT too.

Bronya RABU!

>>529461054
hyacute

>>529460020
>>529460176
I love Herta and I love the Hertaposter!
*smooch*

>>529461027
Did Phainon get to fuck Cyrene in even a single cycle. This is the most important question

>>529460519
She can't be a BiS in any team because she doesn't do enough or offer anything worthwhile. She is just a barebones generic support. Needing S1 to even begin to have some value didn't help her at all.

>>529461052
We love MEI GUO here

Thanks for the Tingyun thread

>>529460726
she's an investment, very much like topaz.

>>529461212
Yes, literally all of them.

Bring Fraudnon and Fraud Heirs to me

Madam Herta comparing my BWC to a cute dicklet anon

Is HomDGCat STILL on the bus?

Welt is me.

>>529461330
Pagfly loses to Daniel too

>>529460726
Depending on what agenda you want to make she can be both meta and a brick
Versatile, like her kit

BRING ME FLAME JOBBER

I love my hertaposter...

>>529461415
Turns out it was a transcontinental bus ride.

>>529461501
Calm down Clara

>>529458528
They wanted to copy FGO just like most of the things this game have, shaoji read somewhere LB7 is a simulation that is 66 million years old so he decided to make amphoreus 33 million retries

>>529461415
>she leaves
>we are stuck with these retards

Dan Heng - Spear
Dan Heng IL - Dragon
Dan Heng 3 - Spear AND Dragon
Woah...

>>529460726
>prydwen has her as tier 0 everywhere
>has the fastest clears and high usage with metachurls
meanwhile the ones saying shes a brick are eternally ass mad homofujos
its not that hard anon

>>529461547
C&C

BRING ME THE DELIVERER OF FRANCE

Kill lizardman. Behead lizardman. Roundhouse kick a lizardman into the concrete. Slam dunk a xeno baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy lizardman. Defecate in a lizardman food. Launch lizardman into the sun. Stir fry lizardman in a wok. Toss lizardman into active volcanoes. Urinate into a lizardman gas tank. Judo throw lizardman into a wood chipper. Twist lizardman heads off. Report lizardman to the IRS. Karate chop lizardman in half. Curb stomp pregnant lizardman. Trap lizardman in quicksand. Crush lizardman in the trash compactor. Liquefy lizardman in a vat of acid. Eat lizardman. Dissect lizardman. Exterminate lizardman in the gas chamber. Stomp lizardman skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate lizardman in the oven. Lobotomize lizardman. Mandatory abortions for lizardman. Grind lizardman fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown lizardman in fried chicken grease. Vaporize lizardman with a ray gun. Kick old lizardman down the stairs. Feed lizardman to devouring swarm. Slice lizardman with a katana.

>>529461638
At least he admitted it.

https://x.com/Soul_StormOP/status/1939784744272588812
This is why they should've put his theme in the game

>>529461570
>He thinks more than 5 people read fgo slop of a story
Lmao

>>529460918
I NEED to lick off that sweat from Sweet Madame.

>>529461386
I told you mine is not that small!

>>529461649
Dan heng 2 uses spears in his -2Sp basic attack though

>>529461710
>*jobs*

Dark March's personality should be the same but more cynical and landmine
>mentally unstable
>wants to be treated like a princess
>needs attention 24/7
>throws a tantrum if she doesn't get what she wants

SAY HIS NAME

>>529461747
The entirety of amphoreus reeks of FGO, specially since they decided to make this story so long when LB6 is like 40 hours long

Can Acheron beat dickless dan?

Is Phainon the Anduin of Honkai?

>>529461854
the ideal girl...

Love her

>>529461894
She'll need to draw Naught to handle his wind form

Hotaru rabu

Can anyone in this game beat Gilgamesh

>>529461932
Weaker than Dan btw

>>529461854
But that's just March...

WOAAAWWWWW March 7th hand me over the camera..... I'm gonna...---!!!!!!! I'M GONNA BE A CAMERA MAN!!!!
>*snaps picture of Dannie BTFOing Flame Reaver*
Don't worray Dan my man, I got it ALL ON CAMERA!!
>*gets invitation to film Dan fucking Hyacine*
WOW DAN YOU'RE HUGE!!!!
>*Phainon fucks Cyrene on the background*
Thank you Phainon for prepping my Mem!
>*March 7th tells me to snap a shot of her and Dan and all of Chrysos Heirs, the true heroes of Amphoreus*
YABBA-DABA-DOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

>>529461982
Daniel Hung

>not rolling for jobnon
>not rolling for fatekeks
>will dump on Cerydra

if the beta is soon- what am I supposed to expect

>even Hi3 uber special Gary Stu couldn't beat the China wank
Damn. It's so over. This fucker will one punch Nanook and every other Aeon next just because he got splashed a little by water.

>>529461732
It's most likely a copyright issue.
They're either waiting for it to get approved or not using it at all.

The dicklets danhomos from this general would never do what this guy did to me.

>>529462035
stelle planet btw, keky.

Did hoyo forget that the boy model exists?

>>529461982
none

>>529461891
Hoyo is moving to longer story arcs because the dead period aches the shorter ones is killing the games, so it isn’t exclusive to Amphoreus. For example, Nod Krai in Genshin is lasting for all of 6.x as well

>wuwa won to 2 hoyoverse games with 1 a banner...
>HSR is below to NIKKE
OH NO NO NO NO NO genshin save us

>>529461921
Phainon's dad is not relevant
Instead of getting depression like Anduin Phainon becomes a super saiyan
Phainon does not duel wield
Phainon does not become friends with the faction that tormented him (pending)
Phainon is not a twink

>>529461415
The bus was headed to Taiwan

>>529462047
>pulling jiaoqiu without acheron
bro?

>>529461982
Man from Japanese gacha will job to Dan from Taiwan with ease

>>529462089
Nod Krait aka "Elysium".

You know what? I'm starting to think that we're not actually the main character here.

DANIEL HUNG!!!
SAVE THE AMPHOREUS SOCIETY!!!

>>529461732
i'm still overdosing on copium expecting that the collab event is gonna at least have a cutscene where Emiya remix plays

Man this general really is the new /alter/
Only more mentally ill.

>>529462141
>HSR is below to NIKKE
So black tier asses sell while homo shilling flops?

after all this time, i forgot about Chinawank.

shitposting aside, it'll probably be a team effort or Dan getting a buff, but wank is wank. Dan has done fuck all throughout the plot.

>>529462141
see >>529460539

>>529459321
He is my least favorite male though by a long shot. He is just a big bag of nothing.

>>529462227
It was Cipher's banner though

>Seeleleaks/Dim can't find beta testers to send them the beta packages
uh oh...

>they’re now using reddit to salespost
Leaks please

>>529462061
Daniel HUNG will save Belobog from Asshat Poomad next after Scampo jobs and kills himself, trying to leave it to TB to finish it for him.

>>529462230
It literally says Screwllum will freeze Flame Reaver in time

>>529462004
I want that but even more aggressive.

>>529462227
cipher* flops

>shitstirring post out of nowhere
>esl
every time

>dan beating fr
>not TB
that actually makes no sense

>>529462171
sorry, but I have no non-gameplay reasons to pull for JQ

but I just like bratty matriarchal women, even if she's stuck as a phainon battery for the next forever

Shaoji's hitmen got the bus

>>529462365
Dragon Dan is unironically the strongest AE member.

>>529462365
TB is just there to hold the camera, as always.

>>529462342
march is cute here

>>529462141
Actually we did extremely well for a banner who's left to tank the entire month of dead patch alone, a character who is considered to be a brick, and the banner who has to suffer because everyone is going to spend on the collab.

>PAWG china and PAWG korea BTFO hsr.
kakarot.

>>529462440
this is about the narrative, not strength. dan was already getting his ass kicked. if FR was going to lose, it should have been to the MC. Dan barely has interactions with FR. TB has directly fought him twice

>kafka for himeko
>black swan for acheron
>hysilens for cerydra
is dot now the official lesbian team?

>>529461778
It's about the same size as Madam Herta's finger, anon...

>>529462409
Put a shirt on

>>529462440
I wish Welt and Himeko got a chance to stretch their muscles...

Dan for once did bring a good thing to /hsrg/... Thanks to these leaks of FR jobbing to China's cock, at least threads have now become somewhat funny over unusable ship spam.

>>529462461
>here
March is cute.

>>529462550
I refuse to believe Welt was cuck enough to not bang Himeko on the Ass Express

>>529462480
foxian curse
The pheromones are just too powerful

How long until beta leaks? I'm debating where to stay up or just go to bed

Can't even call this a win. Dan Heng is the one male that's even more boring than Phainon.

>>529462365
makes sense, because they wrote slopmorpheus with stelle in mind.
lets see if they try to write the second half with caelus in mind (they dont)

>>529462631
nyo needs long straight hair

>>529462597
dragon man does what rape victim couldn't

>>529462597
The dan spam is also unfunny

Why did Dan Feng do it?

>>529461891
>FGO and the Flame Chasers teamed up to kill HSR

>>529462674
Beta server opens in 30 minutes
After that add an extra hour (minimum) for leakers to setup the priv server for animations & kits

Dark March should be like Jeanne Alter only even worse

It's about time we had a fukushu servant in here

>could've saved everyone easily
>let them all die
>only moves his ass to beat Fodder Reaver once they are all gone
This man is a fucking sociopath

>Haha, s-sorry, guys...
>P-Please give me another chance There's four more patches to go
>3.4 is tomorrow. Aren't you excited!

>>529456375 (OP)
We LOVE fofo the bocciredditchan here!

HIS GAME

>>529462597
It would have been funny if it was literally ANYONE else. If it was Welt or Sunday, you'd being seeing memes to the moon, but Dan is a nothingburger. Chinawank is just as bad Hi3 wank.

>>529462773
foxussy was insane

MAN why do I have to get cucked by the game every time I like a female character?
>Seele: Cucked by Dan
>Bronya: Cucked by Dan
>Serval: Cucked by Dan
>Lynx: Cucked by Dan
>Pela: Cucked by Dan
>Natasha: Probably married to Dan already
>Hook: Cucked by Dan
>Clara: Cucked by Dan
>Herta: Cucked by Dan
>Asta: Cucked by Dan
>Ruan mei: Cucked by Dan
>Topaz: Cucked by Dan
>Fu Xuan: Cucked by Dan
>Qingque: Cucked by Dan
>Sushang: Cucked by Dan
>Guinaifen: Cucked by Dan
>Huohuo: Cucked by Dan
>Bailu: Cucked by Dan
>Jingliu: Cucked by Dan
>Hanya: Cucked by Dan
>Xueyi: Cucked by Dan
>Tingyun/Fugue: Cucked by Dan
>Yukong: Mom, used goods. You have to deal with Dan's child. Hard pass
>Kafka: Cucked by Dan
>Silver Wolf: Believe it or not, Dan
>Himeko: Cucked by Dan
>March7th: Cucked by Dan
>Topaz: Cucked by Dan
>Firefly: Cucked by Dan
>Sparkle: Cucked by everyone (especially Dan)
>Robin: Cucked by Dan
>Black Swan: Cucked by Dan
>Acheron: Cucked by Dan
>Jade: Cucked by Dan
>Rappa: Cucked by Dan
>Yunli: Cucked by Dan
>Feixiao: Cucked by Dan
>Lingsha: Cucked by Dan
>Aglaea: Cucked by Dan
>Tribbie: Cucked by Dan
>Castorice: Cucked by Dan
>Hyacine: Cucked by Dan
>Cipher: Cucked by Dan
>Hysilens: Cucked by Dan
>Cerydra: Cucked by Dan
>Cyrene: Cucked by Dan
Is there anyone left for (You) and for (Me)?
Fuck this game. I can't self-insert anymore. I'm going back to ZZZ

>>529462762
Better than garbage that these threads were before it. At least this looks like good old /hsrg/ autism over some troon spam.

>>529461732
FUUKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSSERRRRRRRVVIIIINNNGGGG

>>529462796
how else would he get (us) to take cool photos for his bestie March

>>529461891
The difference is that LB6 is actually well-written

>>529462858
This wouldnt had happened if the leaker didnt take the bus

I just finished fepping to therta and just noticed my feet kinda stinks

>>529462858
if we aren't shitposting dan, we're not talking about him, bro. like what do you want

I just want to say that this Dan shitposting is the most unfunny shit I have seen in these threads since the literal shit posting. Bravo faggots.

>>529462938
>my generic spam about the blandest character of the entire franchise is fun and by old fags xD
trying too hard jeetbro

Where were you when homoCDcar died?

>>529462365
pray tell how is TB defeating Flame Reaver on a 1v1 makes sense
>inb4 he's my self insert character so he should beat everyone

>>529463061
Who even wants to talk about Dan

>>529462937
>Acheron: Cucked by Kiana
Fixed

>>529463073
>nicole melty because other schizos are now spamming harder than xer
KEK

>>529462965
good one

why is there suddenly Daniel shitposting

>All the Dan seethe ITT
HIS GAME

>everyone talking about dan having fun
>3 schizos spazzing out because he's a guy
what drives 30 year old men to this point in their life

>>529463173
Our dataminer was thrown under a literal bus

The male characters of HSR will be forced to crossdress too.

I no longer feel like making fun of Blandnon or Destruction jobbers after this. Fuck China wank.

>>529463201
>because he's a guy
I dont mind guys though
It's fucking Dan, genuinely the most boring character in the game

Still not rolling for Shitbbie

>>529463115
>Kiana: cucked by elysia
she's such a happy KEKiana....

>>529463173
According to 3.4 textmap leaks he won against flame reaver lmao

Bitcoin is pumping!

>>529463217
Mydei beat the FR too, what’s the big deal?

Where's the fucking Cerydra leaks? Cipher is about to leave and I need a generic support

hags have the best feet

>>529463173
Danny raped the Flame Raper and then GODLLUM but the jobber in timeout

>>529463173
Flame Jobber jobbed in 1v1 to Daniel, right after he solo'd all of CH previous patch.

>>529463291
Elation fags, you are next. None of you will do shit. Dan will save space Japan and Belobog next while Brickle and Scampo hold camera for him I guess.

Kot!

>>529463201
I'm 30. what do you think of me Sparkle?

>>529462937
you are supposed to self insert as Dan bwo

>>529463217
I don't understand the homoleaker hrt diluc, it says wins flame reaver but I feel like it's mega glazing that he wins against the clones but the real one is somehow in the vortex of genesis which phainon beats himself from the trailer to reveal not-khaslana version of him

homowank likely similar to stepleaker in wuwa posting fake wuwa leaks to stir up shit, hrt diluc skirting around pre patch shit and twisting words

>>529456741
We should make an AI sing this and turn it into a sound post.

>>529463472
he obviously doesn't actually win a 1 vs 1. this is just shitposting hours and FR wont even stay dead. he has to be frozen

>>529463398
but sloppa does not

>>529463373
*splurt* *splurt*

>>529463315
no, that would be phainon

>>529463291
You guys are reading this? I'll just skip.
>no but the lore no you ca-
*SKIP*

>>529463373
>Mydei beat the FR too
And then jobbed to him 33 million times along with the rest of his friends. Meanwhile Dan could take him out at any time, but chose to not bother until everyone was already dead.

Why does nobody care about Hysilens

>Want Kebin before Amphoreus was even a thing
>Paycheck came in today
>Day off is tomorrow
Very bad choices will be made tomorrow

>>529463114
fair enough

Was HomDGCat actually riding a bus or did Hoyo agents force her to spread a cover up story for her detention at their HQ?

>spam x
>oh wow look everyone is talking about x, everyone must love x
holy fuck I'm so smart

>>529463631
>hysilens
sounds like an STD lmao

>>529463361
boobs too big

>the chrysos heirs could barely handle evil phainon
>Daniel and Screwllum immediately put the faggot on fraudwatch in an afternoon

bruh

>>529463449
Uhh....

>>529463575
Why do the heirs have piss for blood? Do they also have blood for piss?

Arlan solos Flopphoreus with ease

>>529463361
Ive seen these posts for so long now. What's your endgame bitcoin-chama?

>>529456375 (OP)
Is Phainon gud?

>>529463631
seele 2.0 dot character

literally no one thinks dot will be viable for more than one patch tops, she also gets mogged hard by cerydra, who will most likely be yet another overpowered support

>>529463719
>Starrailstation didn't upload Phainon data (preload info always gets loaded into the site)
>Project Yatta didn't upload 3.4 data like readables or cheevos
>Honeyhunter didn't upload 3.4 data either
>HomDGCat got "stuck in a bus" and didn't upload 3.4 preload data or line count
make a guess lol

>Flame Reaver is just a souls game NG+ player
Kek le kek.

>>529463752
sam looks sick

>>529463315
Dan more interesting than you thoughbeit

>>529463575
Fujos didn’t expect this when they said they want to see Mydei receiving back shot from Phainon

>>529463813
This is why you are seeing it >>529436838

>>529463631
She and Cerydra feel like throwaway characters that only exist to pad the space between Phainon's banner and March/Dan.

>>529463789
Herta should've just sent THEM

>>529463449
Very nice. Post moar

>>529463865
>>529463897
lol

Kino, can't wait for tomorrow

>>529463752
Tbf.

Tribbie and Anaxa did that.
Then Mydei and Phainon did it after.

Job Reaver just keeps coming back better. He's Amphoreus Blade.

>>529463449
pussykot

>>529463928
is that a new 4 star in front?

Hey guys I heard HSR is flopping pretty hard and everyone is going back to Genshin. Is it true?

>>529463752
>mfw Helia had a better character arc recently than most HSR characters
Me sad

>>529463631
I care for her jello tummy.

>>529463567
Don't be picky

>>529463840
What does that make Daniel de Taiwan?

Sometimes in my shitposting I forget most of the people on this website are 26+ jobless losers with no education and no prospects in life and no romantic past besides jerking off into a pillow

>>529463962
Aeons are above good and evil, Nanook just wants to see the universe burn so he wouldn’t care if he was collateral damage

>>529460726
it depends entirely on if you make her actual ult damage cover the possible 1% if you fuck up the calculation. if you ALWAYS win as soon as she ults shes t0

>>529463839
At least this confirms that every nu leaker and dataminer is on Hoyo's payroll. I miss Big Boss so much

>>529463918
is it bad that I'm looking forward to Cerydra more than anyone else so far

>>529463962
Damn. Bro told Jobnook to burn in his own flames. Maybe Phainon wouldn't be so shit if he was like this more often

Both flopped

>>529464058
You just described yourself

>>529464058
I look like this

>>529464058
says the sparkleposter, ironic

>>529464058
Yeah, this is literally me.

>>529464048
The first boss in the new DLC LMAO

>>529463962
Lygus surely forsaw this if hes erudition. Why the fuck would he do anything they want, like killing nous, if they are the ones that made him suffer not nous.

>>529463813
There was pulling bingo of who gets to pull for who.
Scampo schizo pulled claiming he will porn post whoever he gets from that bingo.
He won bitcoin (how fitting).
Bitcoin finally appears after so long right after.

I wonder what Fuli is doing during all of this

>>529464128
Do not look at Natlan, I repeat, do NOT look at Natlan

>>529464156
Im almost 19 and heading off to uni after this summer break actually

>>529463631
she's part jelly

>>529463449
You have to actually be homosexual to skip this

>>529464307
Watching, what else?
Thats literally all they do bro

>>529464390
>Im almost 19
uid?

>>529463962
>Jobnook got called a jobbing ass bitch once more

>>529464260
Destruction path wants everything destroyed. The destruction of destruction is also valid.

>>529464346
wait, what happened

>>529463918
And March/Dan only exist to pad time until Cyrene

fuck I thought this was up today, I was wondering why no maintenance

>>529463962
Finality wins again.

>>529464390
Kek it was over before it even started for you faggot.

>>529464530
u are getting hysilens kit and footage

>>529463361
>it's still up
Scampo schizo, I KNEEL

>>529463631
Only oldfags care about DoT

>>529464538
Oh no

What is everyone's expectations for the 3.5 Beta?

>>529464492
Not him but this is the state of their archon

>>529463361
THIS is what firefly is good for

>>529463449
Aglaea's POV

>>529464665
Himeko is unpopular in every universe

>Nanook wanted Phainon to be a virus to destroy Nous
>Phainon's legacy will be the virus to end Destruction instead
was it kino?

>>529463361
Didn't I tell you to REROLL back then

In genshin you craft one artifact redo thing per patch (sanctifying elixir), is there any kind of thing in HSR that you should do every patch? Sorry as a new player I just wanted to make sure I'm not missing anything

>>529463449
Is that a

Cameraman and shipping general

>she's alive
>but irrelevant always
Was it worth it?

>>529464665
man that's fucked up

>>529464792
you can craft two blue elixir for 800 relics shard things each month

>>529463361
i have finally been made a fireflyfag
it took a year for one of you to do it

>>529464058
Oh yea? Whatcha gonna do about it?

Chrysos Heirs status?

>>529464658
Is Hysilens a ghost?
Can I stick my hand in her spooky tummy?

>>529463449
>Anons skipped this
Say why without looking like the biggest faggot in pride month. You can't.

>>529464878
fuel'd

>>529464573
Yes its totally over for me because I occasionally shitpost on a mongolian basket weaving tutorial website and not you who has no past and no future and are balding and in your mid 30s obsessing over digital pixels and if theyre your waifu
Get a grip nigga

>>529464320
Sorry for leaving such a big mess on your feet Sparkle

>>529464869
>took a year
are you just never searching porn of characters or something

>>529464665
That's not unpopular, retard. See Yunli and Flopflop numbers.

>>529464792
You get one craft and three rerolls in genshin.

I haven't progressed the story in months. I'm still at Tribbie's past.

>>529464869
Mei...

>sparkle x vita threesome doujin in the works as well
thank you aha.

Phainon comes out tomorrow right?

>>529464840
I want to fuck Clara so fucking bad

6 minutes until homdgcat does something

>>529464867
where do you craft blue elixir? The place where you cook food?

>>529464884
sorry anon, but my dick is Cerydra's property now

>>529465016
Yes

>>529463361
>>529463449
AIEEEEEEE MY BLUE BOARD

>Lose to Natlan
>Now using image sites to say Natlan lost
kek

>>529464963
I've farmed rarer drops in korean mmos

>>529456665
>S1E1 Sunday in preparation for Terravox
Damn chica.

>>529464869
Otto...

>>529464932
not actively, and what gets posted here is gayshit usually.

>>529464920
Not that anon but I wish you the best Sparkle poster. Ganbatte.

Will this patch be 8 hours long too?

>>529464665
>ZZZ is about black tier asses to cater to americans
>It flops
>Decide to also give a black tier ass to the archon of the american region
>She literally becomes the worst selling archon, below a literal twink bard and a green gremlim
>She also becomes the first female archon to not be the most popular character in her own region

>>529465046
sorry its called blue resin and its in the pause menu where it's called crafting

Don’t ever believe anons who say they’re rolling for someone after animations get posted
I remember when Boothill’s got leaked people were basedfacing and screeching like faggots claiming they were skipping everything for him BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

..and that's why we should *test* nukes on Taiwan is all I'm saying

>>529465212
boothill ain't no faggot though

>>529465157
fair enough if you never use twitter or pixiv

>>529464792
there's reroll dices, which you can craft one every month for like, 2k relic fragments.
imo it's not really worth it bc the reroll dice doesn't improve chances for the usual target stats (spd, cr and cd) so they often end up being just a waste of resources.

>>529465262
>american
>not a fag
Lmaoooo

>>529463997
How does Stelle always manage to get cute gf's like this

>>529465278
*headpats* Hang in there. It gets better.
Work hard and come out strong on the other side.

>>529464937
For a fucking Archon that's unpopular

>>529465193
>She also becomes the first female archon to not be the most popular character in her own region
I thought Huo Tao was the most popular in fantasy China. Same for water dragon man in France.

I'm 31 years old

2 minutes until FUCKING NOTHING happens

>>529465405
https://voca.ro/12pTPFnkZPYK

You will never be a whale.

You lurk the Honkai: Star Rail general on /vg/ every day and tell yourself that Gallagher is "underrated" and "actually cracked", but you know deep down he's just a consolation prize. You thank Hoyoverse for throwing you a pity 4-star like a dog getting scraps, and you pretend you're "just playing smart" while others flex quad 5-star teams with eidolons and signature light cones.

You cry into your daily simulated universe runs every night, and post copes on the general about how "Gallagher clears MoC just fine", as if that makes you equal to a Lingsha, Luocha, Huohuo or Hyacine haver. Every waking moment is a reminder that you don't have the jade, the luck, or the dignity to roll for someone actually good.

You tell yourself you're "F2P and proud", but we all know the truth - you rerolled for Firefly in her launch week and haven’t seen a 5-star you wanted since. You craft relics with no speed substats. You pretend Gallagher's SP positivity is "game-changing." You run him with units who don't even need healing.

Gallagher will never make you feel whole. He's a bandage over the wound that is your account. You will log in tomorrow and do it all again - the dailies, the events, the stingy 60 jades - and deep down, you know:

You are not him. You will never be him.
Gallagher is not a strategy. Gallagher is your punishment.

So let me get this straight
>Lygus is some random erudition emanator/rupert expy
>Got a scepter
>Captured Iron tomb
>Running a simulation of Nooknooks past?
>Trying to turn Phainon into a lord ravager for ??????
>Phainon will absorb Iron tomb and become a lord ravager of (Not)Destruction?

>>529464058
4chin isn't the gathering place of the same kind of people as it used to have in its earlier days anymore.
everyone likes to think this is some secret place of the internet for misfits but this place is a lot more normalfag filled than some of you would like to admit. I'm willing to bet in this thread alone there's far more people with regular jobs than those who don't

Not your blog.

>>529464150
that and also so they can show blood ig

>>529465395
All hail the Almighty Narukami Oooogoooshooo the God of Thunder and ETERNITY; RAIDEN SHOGUN

>>529465395
yikes that's a big dip

Holy cute and canon
https://x.com/drrzga/status/1939706861739274479

>>529465483
well yeah, we grew up

>>529465447
Holy truke

>>529463997
I can't stop thinking about Hyacine.

>>529465398
Not him but
>first female archon
>Zhongli
Also
>water dragon man
Not even close to how popular Furina is