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>>529458448 (OP)
Sorry Umika I forgot it was your birthday so I'll use your thread

Dog thread

how come dog students are not as affectionate as cat students?

>>529458761
Nothing says I love you like turning somebody's phone into an IED.

Bestiality is bad.
Stop fucking dogs.

>>529458706
Not a biggie

>>529458761
One is kinda mean and the other is kinda shy.

Chinchillas are good for you

Stupid dog! You made me look bad!

>>529454714
Just a note, Pina has NEVER had a single doujin sold at Comiket

>>529458874
I will when they stop being so seductive.

Painting her white

My canon wife Fuuka...

I don't have Qipao Marina or Dress Hina
What do?

>Umika
literally who?
>>529458706
what a beta lol

doggy dog world

>>529458448 (OP)
I tried to make the thread but got a 5 min cd

The joy of owning a dog

>>529459164
>Qipao Marina
Don't you mean Q.Tomoe or normal Marina?

>>529459147
We know sensei

I will never forgive Cherino.

It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.

>>529459190
Shut up Baljeet

/vg/ representative poll: https://forms.gle/v9KH5uARcS9NcVb5A

Kivotos Halo Festival 2 Interest Survey: https://forms.gle/MTrMJMsSfnMkBx5J8

Deadline: July 3rd 1:00 AM UTC

>>529459503
>any water remaining after Hasumi got in
Unrealistic.

https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI
https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI
https://magma.com/d/nUvW6gi7kI
Come draw tummies in the aggie /bag/, we'll close it tomorrow

The real forgotten dog

>>529459675
just lost all the respect for drawfag-kun

No one here has a 100 affection Umika. Let alone 50 affection.

Could have posted on the COOL mech neru thread, but no, you had to be doggy fuckers

There's no maintenance today right?

>>529459818
Stop false flagging. I never would have made the thread if I knew it was a student's birthday.

>>529459935
No. It's a farming week.

>>529459731
Didn't notice the missing halo, my bad

>>529459731
>t. never checked the aggie

>>529460062
I wonder if the artist knew she'd be a sex object

>>529459772
>let alone
>for the lesser accomplishment

>>529458761
Shiroko
Shiroko2
Umika
Kanna
Hibiki
Ako
Asuna

My precious desert rose.

Don't forget to pat your students, bag

>>529459959
Sexy Neru

>>529459484
>shigure keeps spiking the punch
>nodoka keeps watching me and other student while we shower i forgot if she was sent to the gulag for spying other student besides sensei
They just need to behave

>>529459959
Why is she looking at me like that?

>>529460510
>nodoka keeps watching me while I shower
Who hasn't?

>>529460510
Yeah what the fuck did spec ops do to be exiled? Minori protests every other week but she's fine.

>>529460760
Standing paizuri

>>529460297
I WANT TO DOG WALK AKO

Would you love a wolf in Angel's clothing?

>>529461103
Not with that haircut.

>>529460760
Emptying my balls into her! GUH!

>>529461103
Especially with that haircut.

>>529461103
If Ichika can keep her cool as long as she did in TTT she is nothing short of a saint.

>>529461103
I'm tired of seeing short hair Ichika

do your momos

>>529461164
Me on the right

>>529461196
Yeah, if I'd been forced to be around Kasumi that long there's no way I wouldn't have been molesting her tail and ejaculating everywhere. Impossible to stay cool.

>>529460876
Only like 2% of artists can draw decent oppai loli anymore
Last time they drew Hanae she felt a little too "normalized"

>>529461272
Been there, done that.

We were robbed

i used the guaranteed 3star ticket on this banner and instead of mutsuki i got a dupe, i have enough for her but if the next jp banner is something i want not even the foresight and planning will save me of the acceleration as i want both shupos, nia, seia and rio.
its over and i too broke to swipe

>>529461441
No we were not.

dog

>>529461441
Imagine sexy Momoi wearing that

Well, Sensei?

>>529461539
Sure bro, the acceleration will totally speed us up, at any moment now.
> Still at 5 months 2 weeks
Oh.

>>529459024
sex

>>529461714
Nexon has confirmed they were gonna do the speed up after next week anniversary to not mess up with our pyro planning estimates, the hard acceleration is coming just right after July

>>529461441
I preffer to lewd the cute girls in cute clothes rather than cute girls in slutty clothes

>>529461898
@Arona is this true?

>>529461682
I have really struggled to give a fuck about Hyakkoran but I think Renge is kind of growing on me. I'd say yes she's pretty.

>>529461258
We need more 1st year Ichika.

>>529461682
Sure, she's cute

>>529461682
You called?

>>529462142
underrated post

>>529462142
Okay, I chuckled

>double hard drops
who gives a fuck? 3 sweeps are only gonna get you 1 eleph which is equal to 2 anyway
this is bullshit

>>529462102
I kinda like the idea that students evolve from mobs but it kinda doesn't work for most of them.

/bag/

I CAN'T THINK ANYMORE

DO I PULL FOR MUTSUKI

I ONLY HAVE 30 MINUTES LEFT

TELL ME /bag/

I HAVE 95000 PYROS

>>529460729
Minori is an integral part of the construction force and she actually receives medals from time to time.

>>529459337
Yeah I don't have any of them (qTomoe, qMarina, or Marina)

I think I have Arisu syndrome.

>>529462375
I hate when artists don't draw both moles on her face

>>529462102
First year Tsurugi...

>>529462417
I only pull for her cause she was limited
She helped me on the blue missions but im not sure how good she is for raids and stuff

>>529462417
Just bee yourself

Seia starts in a week right? So we're dead until then?

>>529462417
Dew it

>>529462508
That is Aris tho?

>>529462142
kek

>>529461103
I was fine with Saori shooting me. I'll be fine if Ichika shanks me with an extendoblade.

>>529462625
2x welfare cool event is far from dead

>>529461272
It's the emergency stash

>>529462920
>>529461103
What's this archetype called? The characters with closed/fox eyes?

Also Gin is the best Bleach character by far

>>529461272
I'm always up to date on them. I skip them all.

>>529463057
Characters who hide their eyes are always concealing their real character, they're hiding their nature

It's not always malicious but they're always hiding something
It's often associated with foxes

>>529463057
Who knows

Why is no one posting they rolls?

>>529461272
Instructions unclear.
I did Momoi again and again

>>529462920
Ichika would never.

Get happy

>>529463265
I want to fuck an evil woman

>>529463283
>>529463423
The maids and bunny come until 20 more minutes

>>529463423
Why?

>>529461272
maybe when I reach 300 I'll do a couple

>>529459164
p-please reply...

>>529463423
We need a student like Love in BA

>>529463476
I know

>>529463057
Those kind of characters are always the best character.

>>529463598
Search on youtube old clears

>>529463598
just bee yourself

>>529463690
You're weird

>>529459164
>>529463598
Find comps on youtube, some of them don't use Marina
>>529457626

>>529463057
I want a Mayuricore Student.

>>529463283
rolling for what? save for twin maids or toki if you're into her autism

summer seminar soon

>>529463942
Oh damn, there's really no mad scientist student yet?
I can't remember of any

>>529464120
There's like, two or three

>>529464120
The rat

>>529463942
The rat is a bit the closest you can get at this moment. To get something more exactly like him you're going to need to mix a few students and npcs

>>529464016
Yeah bro

Can halos change?

>>529462417
Is she You Are wife?

I pulled for Bunny Toki even though she wasn't limited. Part of that was because normal Toki IS limited and I've never had the opportunity to get her

Yesterday i was discussing with some anons about M.Momoi and atk spd buffs, so i did some testing:
Base run with M.Momoi (lv80, equip 6,skills 5/7/7/7) and O.Chinatsu (skills 3/3/1/1)

>>529463598
>No Dress Hina
#silversecured

>>529464330
Look at Ayame

>>529464330
Ask Shiroko

>>529464120
>mad scientist student

>>529464179
>>529464312
The rat is an alchemist though

>>529464476
Same difference

>>529464395
Swapped Chinatsu for Akane (5/7/7/7)

>>529464330
Hinas baby halo and Arus middleschool halo look simpler.

>>529464330
Blue Archive lore expert here. Halos cannot change.

Why did she do it?

>>529464120
Kai

She's the closest you're ever going to get in this game, anyway

>>529464120
Saya's club leader (I think), one of the prisoners

>>529464553
Test run with Junko so no extra damage dealt

>>529464120
Kai was one
Till she met sensei

>>529464591
Why did they refuse to give us Kanna tail?

saya and her sexperiments

>>529464732
I may be stupid, here's with picture

>>529464330
Arona and Plana do all the time.

my precious winter rose

>>529464821
Every time I see Saya I can't help but think of Bluesechi's animation where he's trying to roll Mika and she turns into Saya at the last second

Playable when?
They all have sprites already

Yuuka will fry

>>529464993
That could be you next week

>>529465001
Until they can prove that the 5th, 6th and 7th won't be dogshit, design wise? Nah.

>>529464978
She'd be hotter if she was pure white like Malkuth or that new Hagkkiyako woman

I used pvp shards to farm rat and she has never spooked me since

>>529464929
And with O.Chinatsu (5/10/1/1)
So Atk speed absolutely helps students with ignoring normal attack delay skills, though it probably won't ever be meta anyway

>>529464109
>>529464612
Playable when?

>>529465001
I hate Akemi so fucking much and I think it's because she'd be awesome if she looked like a strong girl and not a monster

>>529464476
Alchemy is literally just the science version of magic. It's just measuring, formulas, potions, and conversion

Break down the word
Alchemist
All - chemist
Is that a coincidence? Maybe

It's based on the belief that 100 kg of lead and 100 kg of gold should have the same amount of atoms, therefore it should be possible to just convert it from one substance to another since everything is composed of "elements" therefore you can change one element to another element and it's basically the same since it's the same amount of molecules.

And even then she's really more of a scientist than alchemist. All she does is make potions.

>Start reading story
>Reveals we could have had Hanako (Nun) if she could have contained her autism for a day
IT'S NOT FAIR

ROOGI NO

>>529465451
Hanako could not be a Nun.

Content doko

>>529465451
Slutty nun is the most boring combination of tropes you could get out of a gacha.

>>529465810
Take that back, Mari is great

>>529465142
Goryou Nagusa the vice president of Hyakkaryouran Conflict Resolution Council

>update
how many hours do we have to bust the biggest nut ever to our students?

Saki more like Saggy

>no more weekly nagisa next week
this shit sucks fr

>>529466050
What

>>529466050
> No more retarded schizo
Good riddance.

To roll for bunny Toki because that is probably the only version of Toki I will have until next year or hang in there and just save it all for the fes...

>dead weeks on Blue Archive
>decide to try the horse game
>been playing for only 5 days
>already burned out
>like really fucking burned out
>each daily mission takes 1 hour (3 in total)
>plus training and general management (1 hour)
>plus races and slice of life/story (1 hour)
>every day is a 5 or 6 hour grind
>not even close to the endgame yet
>don't get enough to do a 10 pull after 5 days of grinding
As soon as Code Box starts I'm quitting this cursed horse game

>>529466223
>the sniper isn't Sniper

>>529466008
Saki has perky and firm breasts. They're not floppy and saggy like Akane or Hasumi.

>>529466308
>dead weeks
stop this meme, doomer

>>529466252
You can buy her directly with a Selector though

We can buy a selector ticket in 3 weeks, right /bag/?

>>529466479
Only on JP.
Full Fes next week has no selector.

>>529466308
Just fucking quit now? Retard

>>529466434
They sag even on the chibi

Are >we rolling later?

>>529467003
if by rolling you mean rolling a join irl, then yes we are

>>529466308
>Mika
>Retarded post
Sigh

>>529467003
I've gotta save

>>529466479
Either way it sounds like I should just hang in there.

>>529466653
I cannot quit for now
I have scheduled faps for all the horsegirls until Blue Fes
Fapping to them without the game is not as good since the pleasure is diminished
Also I already crafted all the horse AI slop, I have to use it or it would be a waste

Behold, a model trinity student
A high class oujo-sama

>>529467130
*scat mika porn gets posted*

>>529467223
Why would you even need to keep the game installed to generate your slop?

I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!

>>529466434
Correct. And they smell nice.

theres a non-zero chance that reisa and suzumi getting summer alts soon

>>529467223
I think you are weird.

>>529467223
Nigga GET A JOB

>>529467435
There's a non-zero chance you'll die in your sleep

>>529466308
Except for the pulls, this is just the new gacha experience, it'll slow down once you've really started to exhaust everything. BA took up hours of your time almost daily for a few weeks when it first released until it settled into the daily pace after you exhaust all new content. Doubly so if you're a new player getting into BA and have 4+ years of catch-up to do

>>529467549
im counting on it

>>529466050
the fucking watermark makes this unnapeallling

>devs came so close to confirming Shigure had huge breasts in her onsen alt
>They came so close to greatness
>But the ended up backing off since it would change the direction of the game

Shiggy will always have big tits

Where’s my god damned enchiladas

About to cook pasta with tomato sauce, you guys want any?

>>529467885
Are you British?

>>529467389
>>529467494
>>529467545
>Why would you even need to keep the game installed to generate your slop?

You don't get it, I will use an example.
Like 20 minutes ago I pulled Maid Aris
Then I fapped to her
The fap pleasure was wayyy stronger than normal since I pulled her
Same for the "high sensation" after the orgasm, way stronger since I pulled her from the gacha

Fapping to the horses without playing the game only gives "mid" orgasms and "mid" pleasure, nothing out of the ordinary
But fapping after I pull a horse or after they win a race increases A LOT the pleasure and high effect
Despite the game being grindy as fuck, at least I can take advantage of the horses with the stronger faps as long as I play the game

>>529467846
FatMari ate them

im starting to think decagrammaton won't conclude by 4.5 anniversary and i hate it.
what the hell is taking them so goddamn long?

>>529467993
You probably didn't even read her momotalks, loser

>>529468001
Why is she glazed?

>>529468018
As long as we at least get an update I'm ok with it

>>529468001
Mari is not fat. That's just an unflattering angle that makes her neck look short.

Forgib?

>>529468175
Every time you ask you increase the chance of getting prostate cancer

>>529467549
i would not complain if my boiler blew up
sweet release

>>529467993
Nigga you are fucking addicted. If it's hot I'll jerk off to it, what the fuck is up with all these rituals???

>>529468151
It's just weird to me there isn't much anger over how drawn out the volume is, considering last year's abydos story taking 5 months to finish caused a massive outrage.
Meanwhile the current deca story has been out for almost SEVEN months and it's still only at the midpoint story-wise.

>>529468161
She's been putting on some weight

I want Noa to read me the Silmarillion as I fall asleep...

>Your studentWife
>Do you like students with tails?

>>529468434
>caused a massive outrage.
No it didn't, it was just the same couple of /bag/ schizos
Some people outside might not have liked it either, the same way I'm sure you can find people outside that don't like the time it's taking for the deca story, but the "massive outrage" was just /bag/ shitposting

>>529467606
>BA took up hours of your time almost daily for a few weeks when it first released until it settled into the daily pace after you exhaust all new content.
that never happened

>>529468434
It's not even a real volume, it's an event that they turned into a volume. It's just meant to be something they can mindlessly put out while they get bigger things ready in the background. It's action slop that can be released easily while they're busy training the new writers.

>>529467993
Shut up!

>>529467993
That sounds incredibly autistic but I am also intrigued by your method. It sounds a lot like the principle behind sex magic, which is that the moment of orgasm can generate metaphysical energy or some shit. You should try it in reverse next time by fapping to something you are about to roll for before you do it.

>>529468537
Hina
Yes, I like fluffy fox tails the most, but any other tail is fine
I wanna touch Momoka's fat fucking tail

>>529468325
What's wrong with generating stronger faps?
You sounds like the people that say
>Why would you add spices to the food?
>I already like plain rice and plain potatoes
>It already tastes good without any spice
>Why are you adding honey mustard sauce, pork meat and black pepper to the rice?
And then you eat the plain potatoes without anything, like a barbarian
This is the same with faps, you may enjoy vanilla faps without sauce and spices, but I have a more sophisticated ambitions and taste

>>529468434
Outrage was distorted on /bag/.
Decca has been a long running background event that popped up every now and again with a new prophet and isn't baiting with cliffhangers every story section like V1 was.

Zoos is a idiot

>>529468175
Where webm?

Roll for 'moi, or else

>>529468859
>implying AI art is good
Nah, you're just a weirdo who probably believes in jerk off crystals.

>>529468859
> Food analogy
Nigga seriously compared jerking off with cooking lmao

Y'all need Jesus

>>529468537
Utaha
Yes i like them
Every girl with animal ears shoudl also have a tail nexon was retarted by denying us that

>>529468916
Not sexy enough

>>529468649
>can be released easily
Considering how long it's been taking with very few story updates to show for it, I'm pressing X to doubt on that one. You're describing mini-stories, not decagrammaton. We've been getting ministories pretty consistently every 1-2 months lately.
>>529468876
Deca WAS a background event that was just Himari and Eimi giving a few more expository details on some raid bosses, that stopped the moment they made it a full-fledged volume and began treating it as such last November.

Just because someone stole something it doesn't make them a bad person!

>>529467698
I legitimately don't think I could've kept my gun away from my temple if that first L2D came to be. O.Shigure already sends me into a Gosling depression deeper than the Mariana Trench.

>>529469247
Does Koyuki let the train run on time? No? Then back to the whipping chamber.

Saggsuki

>>529469103
I love this woman

>>529468434
This year we had Vol.5 in the midst so it's fine. Events have gotten a bit weaker in comparison however.

>>529469318
You need help

>>529468916
I have all the 'mois though

>>529468591
>>529468876
it wasn't only just /bag/, kr also was royally pissed off at how much they were delaying abydos and you can go back and read some of the older arcalive posts about it
jp was also pretty upset about the schedule but to a less visible extent, on xwitter you wouldn't find complaints but on more specialized BA sites / sections it was there. it's that tatamae/honne thing

>>529469479
This is a demon of fertility

How come Serika, Kazusa and Mari don’t have tails, even though they’re cats?

>>529469176
>Considering how long it's been taking with very few story updates
Because they released volume 5 ch2, dumbo. Volume 5 ch2 is equal to like two or three Deca releases so they don't have to release a new story chapter for a little bit. They realize volume 5 is enough to tide people over for a bit. It was only like a month ago.

>>529469462
I hope she spooks me during Blue FES

>>529469540
Did people not like the hyakkaryouran summer event?

>>529469146
i need tummy

>>529468537
Tsurugi
I don't care strongly, but all animal girls should have thick bushes.

Momoi should be the next weekly shorts host

>>529469718
More referring to the pancake and baseball events, those two were painfully mid

>>529469718
No people hates it, we are signing petition to hang the gooks right now. They hated it just as much as they hated TTT.

>>529469676
Vol5ch2 has to do with vol5ch2, not deca which you said "can be released easily"

>>529468784
>You should try it in reverse next time by fapping to something you are about to roll for before you do it.

Oh I already tried that with mixed results.
But you're not far off with the comparison to sex magic, what I found that works best for me it's a mixture of Feng Shui and Vastu Shastra
By test and error I found the optimal place in my home where I get the strongest faps/highs from the orgasms.
Also I use a glucometer to track my sugar high points during the days, and fap during the peaks.
The clothing I wear during the fap, the food I ingest before I fap, and other external stimuli like using recordings of the character voice actress to listen while I fap are also important factors.
But yeah, sometimes I fap and orgasm before I roll.
Other times I fap at the same time I roll.
But most of the time I fap after I roll and I just edge while the rolls happen.

>>529469086
I haven't managed to get crystals, gems, stones, metals or wood to work.
But for a while I tested fapping while I burned some incenses to increase my libido.
It didn't work with the libido but it made the scene more comfy though.

>>529469616
Angel of fertility* she only turns into the demon of fertility when she's inside Sensei's room at 3 am

>>529469853
Eh true, honestly it feels like after jp 4th anniversary the only notable event has been the highlander event. Which was REALLY good mind you but its a shame it's the only knockout since thus far

>>529467606

>this is just the new gacha experience,

What do you mean by this? It came out in 2021 so it's not new at all. If you mean "new player experience", I started BA in February and it didn't feel like that at all.

>>529469872
The goal is to release "main story chapters" occasionally. If you release deca then people don't complain about nothing coming out, and if you release volume 5 then you don't need to release Deca for awhile, it's not complicated.they just release one story chapter occasionally, whether it's deca or a different volume doesn't matter, in fact it's better if they alternate chapters. They release Deca chapters when they don't have other main story chapters to release, it's basically filler. It's like free bread at a restaurant.

>>529469616
>demon of fertility
reminds me of picrel

I dont think the gourmet whore would appreciate AI.

>>529468859
>ESL ricepicker trying to argue about the quality of ANYTHING while advocating AI "slop" by his own admission
Shitposters, I swear.

>>529469176
>that stopped the moment they made it a full-fledged volume
Doesn't change the fact people are used to decca content just chugging along in the background. They'll have a lot more tolerance for a slow decca arc than V1C3 which was dragged out ending on cliffhangers constantly and most people will have been able to devour the previous abydos arc as quickly as they wanted.

>>529470265
He doesn't like her, he only cares about jerking off, it's the semen tasting faggot.

>>529465083
uhhh wash that shit properly bwo i am fuarking over here jeez

How many Pyros are you planning to use during the anniversary? It's going to be at least 48k for me regardless of the pulls I get.

LMAO

Why are Saki’s breasts so big

>>529470265
Who cares about what Junko thinks?

>>529470498
I am going to get every single limited student with 300 rolls, total.

>>529470586
Excess sun exposure

>>529470498
0, Seia will come to me in free rolls and I'm not spending on Rio/Neru

is it up yet?

>>529469574
Distorted =/= entirely fabricated.
/bag/ was riddled with shitposting about V1C3, especially when it was just on jp and the eops were waiting to get it on global. Reception when it finally hit was mostly "it wasn't that bad", which is all I'm saying.
I still don't like V1C3 much and the pacing was horrific with it ending right on cliffhangers constantly or just never resolving shit, but don't pretend there wasn't a massive amount of unwarranted shitposting.

>>529467782
And a big bush.

You will do lunatic Geburah, right?

>>529470498
I am once again forced to roll for the broken bluefes student if I want to have fun at Tiph.

>>529470778
Its up

>>529470536
>that unnecessary lightning fx behind momoi
i laughed

>>529470586
To generate more sweat and seduce men.

>>529470787
im a new player and i havent readed V1C3 yet because /bag/ said it was the worse story chapter in the game

>>529470823
>no Satsuki and I.Sakurako
Extreme looks better tbqh

>>529470823
Not gonna even try
I have all the idols, but no sagsuki and I won't use mashed potatoes, my Hibiki is 4* and my Nagisa is 3*
I don't think I can even attempt lunatic

Saki!

>>529470787
>unwarranted shitposting.
it was warranted
>anime was complete dogshit
>volume was stretched out for many months longer than it needed to be to line up with anime shit and eventually fes
>multiple actual unironic dead months of straight up nothing happening
>the sheer barrage of Abydos shilling to the detriment of literally every other character (Abydos shorts, Abydos collabs, Abydos Volume, Abydos anime, Abydos Bluefes, etc.)
>quality of the volume itself was quite rocky
>Red Archive causing multiple key figures in the BA team to leave
like, it wasn't just the volume that was causing all that shitposting, it was just a perfect storm of shit
Blue Archive Year 3 is easily the worst year that we've had.

>Wake up
>See this: https://files.catbox.moe/ol8xsi.jpeg

What to do?

>>529471218
Wake up because I have no dick

>>529471218
Wonder how I got that girthy

>>529470778
ok its down again

Saki Saki Saki Saki

Tits hour?

>>529471183
>the sheer barrage of Abydos shilling to the detriment of literally every other character (Abydos shorts, Abydos collabs, Abydos Volume, Abydos anime, Abydos Bluefes, etc

Abydos are literally the main characters of Blue Archive though.
Shiroko is QUITE LITERALLY the icon and face of the game.
That's not shilling that simple marketing.
Do you think Pikachu or Mario are "shilled"?

HE'S BACK

>>529471449
Hmm nyes

sakisakisakisakisakisakisakisaki

>>529470787
Meh even when it was jp only it was full of shitposting on the JP side. To this day anyone bringing up v1c3 story discussion casually outside of Twitter is viewed as trying to start a flame war because of how divisive it is coupled with trolls latching onto it as some supposed refutation against BA being a "god scenario". They treat it like how we over here say there is no tsukihime anine

Suzumi alt when

>>529470498
As many as necessary to secure Seia and my autistic wife, Rio.

>>529471385
Hod... forgotten...

>>529469574
Defenders will do anything to get you to believe only /bag/ had problems with the chapter, so they can call you unreasonable saying Japan all loved it and only you specifically you didn't like it, while everyone else thought it was perfect.

>>529470823
>Geburah
this one's another gimmicky, roster check boss right?

s> melonzoos 20k @@@@@@@@@@

alright, been busy for the past few days, what did i miss

>>529471758
I had sex with arisu

>>529469989
That's no angel, that's a demon
Says it on Aru's ID "race: demon"

>>529471758
I had sex with this guy >>529471801 and his mom when arisu watched in the corner

>>529471449
>Abydos are literally the main characters of Blue Archive though.
not really. Hoshino has a substantial role, and Shiroko, while somewhat substantial, is significantly less complicated than Hoshino. she may be mascot tier, but obviously that hasn't held up with consistency over the years. Kuroko is interesting, but she actually has very little screentime in Volume F, and only shows up at the last second in V1C3.

ask yourself this: if Abydos really were the main characters, why are Nonomi, Ayane, and Serika so underutilized? why did we have a volume conclusion that ended with Hina wank getting all the focus and production values, while the conflicts with Kuroko, Shiroko, Nonomi, Ayane, Serika, and Suou were offscreened? if Abydos really were the main characters, why are their volumes so middling? no one thought highly of Volume 1 prior to Chapter 3. Chapter 3 actually elevated it somewhat since it gave additional gravitas to Hoshino's character, but it still ended up being controversial.

certainly, Abydos have developer bias. just like GSC. but they aren't main character tier and never have been. the only one that comes close to fitting that description is Hoshino, not Abydos.

>>529471758
The Tea Party YouTube Shorts have ended.

>>529471838
She's clearly a train conductor

>>529471634
I'd have thought you would have loved V1C3 since you apparently just make up whatever narrative you fancy in your head. The pictures in it were pretty nice even if the words were too hard for you.

>>529471449
>Abydos are literally the main characters of Blue Archive though.
Like shit it is lmao. There are no "main characters" in BA

What do you do when your balls hurt?

>>529471758
Mika showed me her boobs. We're getting married.

Main character

>>529471838
Kivotos' demons are nicer than its angels

>>529471449
Based, Shiroko is the main girl and nothing will ever change that.

Who asked for this collab?

>>529471976
mika's mikas are too dangerous...

>>529471964
>no one thought highly of Volume 1 prior to Chapter 3
I think plenty of people did, it was just PS68 and the occasional dumb shit like Shiroko's bank heist, Nonomi's idols or Faust that were fun and memorable.
The actual main story thread was bland.

Can someone show me a 1 team blue insane

>>529470985
Volume 2 is the worst chapter in the game overall

Volume 1 Ch3 is the biggest fumble in the game
Starts out great but near the end they just fumble everything they set up in the name of CLAP service and a desire for the writing to be seen as deep, rather than a feel good shounen story like always. The chapter is only "bad" because what they set up had a lot of potential but it feels like it had a rewrite or two that caused them to shift direction mid chapter. This was the chapter they were releasing when half the writers staff left the game in order to sabotage the game by starting up a rival game(which failed). The writer of this chapter was one foot out the door while writing it. Some parts of it feels like it needed an editor.

>>529472118
I ignore it.

>>529472318
/bag/ will fall for this btw

Soon

>>529470985
I liked it a lot

>>529472309
Kuroko NY.Kayoko T.Yuuka Wakamo Kisaki Ny Fuuka
Use T.Yuuka to move right away, or NY.Kayoko WILL eat shit. It's suicidal time for her again.

I HATE NY KAYOKO SO FUCKING MUCH.
SUMMER MIKA OR SUMMER NAGISA NEEDS TO BE A BUSTED BLUE BUFFER, I HATE USING THIS DUMBASS MIDDLE RANGE HAG.

>>529472294
>The actual main story thread was bland
People say the anime was shit but it's mostly because it focused too heavily on Hoshino's bullshit. It still pisses me off that it just glossed over the bank scenes.

>>529472118
That's not normal

>>529472230
Why Maki?

Because they can sell Graffitotagged warship skins?

>>529472318
>>529472309
Terror Shiroko, chare, yankee kayoko, Ako,
Two others who fit the gimmick. Literally can't ever go wrong with this team

>>529472062
FUARK... some artists just know what's good.

konbinicore

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

Post more Reijo.

>>529472427
Volume 2 was overall pretty shit
>Trolley problem
>Forced loss battles so they protags would feel weak
>Sensei as a non character
>Evil characters getting away with everything, that the writers have been constantly trying to "fix" for years by putting Rio and Toki through character arcs to make you finally forgive them
>Yuuka was a bitch who clearly had it out for the club,.kept trying to change the rules to shut them down
>Sensei was a non character
>People "like" Millenium characters but if you actually look at their role in the story most of them don't exactly do anything when you think about it. It's like they're all riding on a meme of themselves. Asuna, Karin, Engineer club, Akane, probably a good 40% of characters in the chapter didn't actually do much overall to stand out. People only know them due to momotalks
>Rio's logic was retarded yet somehow sensei kept pretending that it was irrefutable

The symbology of "saving the captured princess from the demon lords castle" with Alice being the "princess who wishes to be a hero, but in the end she'll always be a damsel in distress" was good. As she fought against her "role" but ultimately was still subject to her role whether she realized it or not. Rio not realizing she was the actual demon lord all along was weak, to the end you still have people saying she did absolutely everything right. It's the most controversial chapter due to all the arguing over Rio.

I am using the team here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM3bJ4T209A
but my sHanako won't hit the yellow guy

>>529473030
Shanhaijing will grow larger!

/bag/, how many kids would you have with Wakamo?

No event during 2x hard, thank the lord.

>>529473030
I remember when people thought Reijo would be a delinquent.

// test
karin = prepareImage();
submit(karin);

>>529473238
If money wasn't a factor, between 3 and 20+.

>Volume 2 was overall pretty shit
Faggot opinion

Sex.
With Ibuki.

>Nekopara was saved from Mary Hell
>Blue Archive still in chains
what the FUCK bros?
Did we lose...

>>529472230
>have to pay for the captains

Fat

>>529473403
I see Karin
I love

>>529473461
>proceeds to post the hackiest moment of the whole volume

>>529473461
>proceeds to post the most kino moment of the whole volume

>>529473540
Alice in Chains.

>>529472294
>I think plenty of people did, it was just PS68 and the occasional dumb shit like Shiroko's bank heist, Nonomi's idols or Faust that were fun and memorable.
No, they really didn't. Back when they held an official poll on everyone's favorite story volume, here were the results:
>Volume 3 (5518 votes)
>Volume 2 (856 votes)
>Volume 1(619 votes)
https://exhentai.org/g/2477114/2b69206b08/?p=4

>>529473641
Rio lost
Toki lost

I don't forgib but I will fap regardless

Feet Archive

>>529473816
>V3 that high
Mika is a slop character

>>529473461
OMG EPIC SHONEN SHOWDOWN SO COOL NERU WENT SUPER SAIYAN AND OWNED THAT BIATCH

WHY DOESN'T MY SHANAKO HAVE THE RANGE TO HIT YELLOW

>>529473990
Use the T.Yuuka, C.Hare, Wakamo and Kuroko team you idiot.

>>529473816
Favorite story volume discussion is never really fair since two of them have 4 chapters released quickly and everything else have extremely sporadic schedules.

>>529473959
This but unironically

>>529473937
>>V3 that high
Are you retarded? Volume 1 was always kinda mediocre, volume 3 is always what considered saved the game.

>>529474059
Who cancels the CC here

>>529473959
Yes.

the dog

>>529473816
Not the guy you're arguing with but you have to consider these polls are always prone to recency bias. Like, character polls taken after a release of a new character often have them near the top only for them to sink down into their true ranking eventually.

>>529473959
Yes

>>529472194
These two are perfect

>>529473959
Yes

Kikyou won.

The Hina is on the move through the air!

>>529474115
Nobody, just buff Wakamo or Kuroko to kill faster.
You team also doesn't have anybody to cancel the CCs anyway

>Nerufags are DBZ spics
sasuga

>>529474114
Mika is shit
Trinity is shit
ERGO, V3 is shit

>Nerufags owned me
s-sasugACK

>>529473114
C&C is a flawed club, they are good characters on their own but they doen't really work that well when they're together

>>529474367
I'm whiter than you thoughever

>>529474350
The floof falls from above

>>529474510
>that baby fat hand
I can tell you're overweight

>>529474504
Bunny Chasers on Board proves otherwise

>>529474504
Factually incorrect

>>529474167
I get what you're saying, but when that poll was conducted, V2C2 was the most recent volume and we were fresh off of a lot of Milennium wank (Yuuka shorts, Halo festival, Arisu shorts).

The fact that Azusa still endures in popularity polls despite having quite literally 0 screentime for the past 3 years goes to show that Volume 3 is still the enduring story of the game for most people.

>>529474565
That's not even his picture lol

>>529474360
Using T.Yuuka, C.Hare, Wakamo and Kuroko allows me to clear with a cleanup team
How do I improve my P1 so that I have enough time in P2 to 1 team it?

>>529474510
I like how one white guy posts his hand so brownoids latch onto it and use it to larp as a white

>>529473463
No... That's the kind of problematic behavior stopping the steam release!!!

>>529474804
And it makes you mad every time it's posted, kek

>Trinity isn't popular
What do the polls say

Good night, /bag/

>>529474879
That japs have shit tastes?

>Momoi isn't sexy
What do the polls say

>>529474874
That guy's post was made like a few days ago, how often are you reposting it. Obsessed

>>529474879
Marie...

>>529474879
That picture of Hina is really the least flattering official image of her, I can't believe they still use it

>>529474951
Night wideanon

>>529473030
Reijo... feet?

>non BA image
>social media filename
Yikes

>>529473030
No I wanna post Rumi instead

>>529474879
I wonder how it is now. Shupos and Kisaki are probably up there.

https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=projectmx&no=15552342
Gooks recently made a popularity poll, the one with a lot of categories that got posted here a lot before. Interestingly, Hoshino was somehow still top 3 or 4? given how much the gooks hated V1C3. I can't find the post anymore though so here's a video of Kim dancing.

>>529475008
Why?

>>529474760
Just apply Wakamo EX as much as possible, alternate C.Hare or NY Kayoko buff between Kuroko and Wakamo.

>>529475241
>gif

>>529475241
>>529475483
>tumblr gif
You just KNOW he's brown and possibly the guy the hand poster BTFO

>>529475453
Hoshino is the closest thing to a main girl in BA

>>529475245
please don't post her, I can't unsee her vile, sick blue areola that Rumi poster has been posting on /trash/

>>529475103
this poster is gay and his parents bully him about it

>>529475594
> Main girl
If you are retarded maybe.

>>529475554
Why are you obsessed with color?

>>529475631
Why are you browsing /trash/?

>>529475594
Main girl is Arona, retard

ARE WE DONE WITH THE UPDATE? I WANNA GO BACK TO SLEEP AFTER PATTING MY PROPERTY.

>>529475730
>proving him right

It's a funny hand. The unsolicited Hoshino is the cherry on top.

>>529475730
The original argument was literally about that and he still is seething about it because no one else cares.

>YOU'RE BROWN
shouted the Indian

This is what an Elite looks like!

>>529475594
the main girl of shit writing maybe

>Momoi image
>Retarded post
Every time

>>529475747
/trash/ has a /bag/ too, you know?
it's like this /bag/ but with lewd pictures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWeAOxVfxVU
this run is so fucked up man what the hell

Hoshinofags chimping out again...

Is this a new Farfie?

Kaiten=all colours=muddied
Peroro=white=pure

>>529475935
You forgot to mention the gay ERP

Can I attempt torment if I am missing all of the crossed out students?
I do have Aru but she is only 3*

>>529476112
Shut the fuck up already Azure no one cares

>>529475689
There isn't one but she's the closest to fitting the bill. I'm just saying that's why she'll always be popular.

>>529475903
Premature ejaculator sensei
Weakling sensei
Raped by even Yukari

>>529476018
It's kind of funny how INS speedrun strats end up being far more difficult than a regular Torment run

>>529476175
Okay but she lost to Hina.

>>529476112
>I do have Aru but she is only 3*
lol, maybe next year

>>529476112
What is Aru going to do for you? She's a retard

>>529476080
yeah you're right, mentioning this also means I have to mention that most of them are nasty looking irl
>gay ERP
so I skipped this part

>>529476112
https://www.souriki-border.com/decisive_battle/season/18
here, hunt down something you can do

>>529476175
She's not even the heroine of her own volume

>>529476175
How the fuck is she fitting the bill?
> Stuck her flat ass in Abydos.
> A single cameo in vol 3
> Barely did anything in vol F
> The only intimate moment with sensei was wasted in the anime
And popularity doesn't mean shit, otherwise Yuuka would be the main girl, not her.

>>529476232
>>529476336
You lack the reading comprehension to understand it.

Again, /bag/ will fall for this btw

Don't forget to pat your students, bag

>>529476520
> t. Cope.

Hoshino is a dumb bitch

This is an ojiisan in kivotos

>>529476429
Her role in the very first story already qualifies her. I'm not saying she IS the main girl, just that if you had to put someone in the category Hoshino would be the most obvious choice.

Weak Shiroko forgotten... No seriously, what can we expect from her in the future now that a stronger, fatter version is already present?

>>529476918
>just that if you had to put someone in the category Hoshino would be the most obvious choice.
No

Yuzu event recap is here, but where is Karin?

>>529476429
People who like Yuuka are just pathetic sub-humans that are so low-willed that they let the game choose the girl for them. They cling to her simply because she's the first student the game presents, if Yuuka is your favorite, that's fine, but maybe next time, try choosing for yourself, faggot.

>>529476938
it's the Shirou/Archer problem where Archer is just so much cooler than Shirou in every conceivable way, just like Kuroko is just a straight upgrade from Shiroko

>>529473030
I wish my wives wouldn't fight

>>529476938
They will fusion dance into a even more superior Shiroko.

>>529476918
Uhh no she is not. She didn't trust us for shit, she went off on herself during ch1 and ch2, and all the so called emotional moments only started appearing at the end of ch2.
Seriously, I'm still waiting for the so called qualification for "Main girl" here, cause you sure as hell can't define it.

>>529477085
Lmao what the fuck is this seethe? All just because I said defining a main girl by popularity is retarded?
Go touch grass, faglord.

The main girl is literally Arona you stupid fucking retards

Why is no one posting there rolls?

>>529476520
I understood clearly that Hina whooped her ass

>>529477073
That isn't until next week, dude

Man. I kinda wish I didn't do extreme now, but I got too scared of kaiten.
Feels good though to come back and assrape him with no borrows for red since when that raid first came to global I malded so hard I had 15 teams and I almost considered quitting

Feels nice even if I've already went down 40 rank points I'm sure and I'm getting gold.

>>529477546
>there
You'd know if you played ESLape.

>>529477421
Just so you know the second reply wasn’t me. Hoshino’s role is why she’s always going to be popular regardless of whether you dislike the story.

>>529477073
Bro she's a welfare during the Seia/Millennium event.

>page 2 on update day
what killed the hype?

>>529470849
You ain't needing that, or plat

>>529477735
I said nothing about liking or disliking the story or her role, ESL.

>>529477880
this update barely lasted

>>529477085
Stop projecting

>>529477906
Read what I replied to in the first place, ESL.

>>529477891
DELETE THIS

>>529458448 (OP)
Why is no one posting birthday girl?

>>529477952
i don't like yuuka though

>>529477667
Students who have no place at all fighting red kaiten..

this is cat lovers general

>>529475771
what chapter is this from? prolog?

I can draw one more thing in aggie but I can't decide if I should draw Reisa with big tits, Reisa or Ibuki.

>>529477085
>getting THIS mindbroken by a cute treasurer

>>529478004
You: Hoshino is the closest in fitting the bill of being a main girl.
Me: No she's not, her role in the story doesn't match the description of the main girl
You: Hoshino’s role is why she’s always going to be popular regardless of whether you dislike the story.

What the fuck is this line of logic you retard? What the fuck does popularity has anything to do with the definition of "Main girl"?

what are you niggas even on about now

all me

>>529478342
Did you miss the dumbass claiming it’s surprising she’s still popular because he didn’t like v1c3?

>>529471739
this is so fucking stupid man

>>529478717
So? Just because he's retarded doesn't mean Hoshino suddenly fits being the main girl of the game, which was what sparked the discussion to begin with. There's no main girl BA considering each volume are isolated from each other, and each chapter from a volume can have a different focus.
Call Hoshino's past the main focus of vol 1 all you want, but she ain't the main girl of the game, no matter how much you want to twist the definition.

thinking about two cakes...

>>529479285
>he doesnt know about the third cake

Yey, I'm done with Kaiten! Screw Torment, gold is best! Peace, peace!

>>529477891
What the heck mano, you can't just yell at a child like that.

>>529479321
next you gonna tell me theres a 4rd cake

>>529479451
>

Who is going to tell him?

>>529476018
Heh, that's pretty smart
>>529476223
I've just finished trying to speedrun blue and I just remembered how much RNG there are in phase 2. Random shield, aoe stun missiles, etc.
Torment is comfier than this.

why is no one talking about the new event?

>>529479881
New event? A-anon...?

>>529479810
Sumomo, your melanin...

>>529478292
Reisa

>>529479910
sometimes i re-read event story for funsies

>>529478292
Ibuki with big tits

>>529480175
I only re-read event story for the first rerun.

Post rare feets

>>529480204
The last time I did that, I did alot of that.

Sexy momoi hole

>>529479362
Ever heard of correction?

Do your Aoi

>>529480836
Aoi and Rin sneaking into Schale in the middle of the night

>>529480458
I prefer them well done with ketchup

https://youtu.be/zU6dzB8zNPY?si=_phMkxpnBlc090O1

A video of young Kim Yong-ha playing DDR in a sailor uniform in 1999.

>>529481373
Why put the camera so low?

>>529481373
Is this how you get a wife? By being good at DDR?

How do you respond without sounding mad? Keep in mind your're Yuuka so rape correction is probably not an option

>>529459484
It wasn't fair...

>>529481373
>No halo

May I suggest the rope?