Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>529411481
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>22 seconds faster
You win this time, Coffinkeks. But the Day of the Flake is coming!
>>529617897Have you tried having good taste? Maybe if Ashley wasn't such an undesirable piece of shit, people would commission her more
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Andrew Graves. That perfect, skinny body. That messy mop of thick black hair. The beautiful emerald eyes of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and give birth a set of perfect offspring for him.
Iโd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get pregnant by Andrew. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Nemlei create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Intense meeting press sex with Ashley until she's cured of her brocon.
remember, he wants you to do your best today!
>>529622019>Peer pressured into rizzing his sister>End result:
Reminder that ~100% more people have completed Decaying Along than Shots and Such, and ~25% more people have completed Splat! than Shots and Such.
Get matching plushies of you and your sister!
https://x.com/muhugu1u/status/1940096900382040109
>>529623352No. I won't enjoy it
>>529622235It's better than accidentally rizzing your sister for the better part of a decade, at least there's intent and an endgame there.
>>529624871Andrew was unintentionally rizzing up Ashley since birth
>I said a nigger
>a nigger
>a nigger to the nig
>a niggy niggy nig nigger nigger nig niggy
>>529625779I like the breast jiggle.
You should give your sister a massage. Not a weird one, but a nice relaxing one because she's been working hard and deserves it.
>>529629626>Not a weird oneHow does one give their sister a massage that's not weird?
>because she's been working hard and deserves it.Never mind, she doesn't deserve it anyway. She has zero social life, works about 10 hours a week at the grocery store, and all she does when she's at home is sit around posting on Reddit and playing The Sims. If she got any less active her heart would probably stop.
>>529630656>How does one give their sister a massage that's not weird?With coconut oil and she wears underwear.
>Never mind, she doesn't deserve it anyway.Deserve is a word that needs to be worked out of peoples' vocabulary.
>>529630656You should really do something nice for her then. No young person is that inactive when nothing is wrong.
>>529630656>How does one give their sister a massage that's not weirdIt's not like female customers are getting happy endings at massage parlours. Legitimate massages exist.
>>529630656>Has basically a NEET sisterwife Some men die of thirst watching others drown.
>>529630656>Has basically a NEET sisterwife>Doesn't appreciate herSome men die of thirst watching others drown.
What should be the punishment for outbreeding?
>>529634097But anons all of you are results of outbreeding
>>529637490Jeffrey Dahmer if he was even gayer
Nemlei please put nude drawings in the artbook...I'm dying out here
>>529636846Speak for your self nigga I'm so inbred I'm radioactive.
Guys, this is just like the Episode 1 era when we'd get random devlog drops!
Today I learned that Roman law apparently gave brothers the right to kiss their sisters any time they wanted.
>In ancient Rome, women considered respectable were required to allow themselves to be kissed not only by their husbands, but by their closest male relatives. This practice, called Ius osculi (right to kiss) was used to check that they had not drunk wine. This established that not only the husband, but the father, brothers and cousins of an โhonestโ woman had the right to kiss her on the mouth to ensure that her breath did not smell of wine.
>The consumption of this drink was prohibited to women for much of Roman history: It was considered that it could induce them to adultery and even that it had abortifacient properties.
>>529643586How can be bring this law back?
>>529637490nice jewish nose
>>529645452Why is it Teenshley x Adultdrew?
>>529646140Because Andrew is a pedestrian
Is it wrong if I'm curious what Toxisoda tastes like?
>>529646140It's not. He has a collar.
bratty leyley needs correction
>>529646970Based on Ashley saying the Caramel Apple and Cinnamon one "tastes like what nail polish smells like" I imagine it just tastes like really shitty dollar store soda.
>Julia becomes a Babysitter
>She babysits Ashley and Andrew's demon spawn daughter
>Julia considers a change in careers
>I'm not afraid of you, Aaaandy~
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think is coming?
>>529651758Renee is a chav
>>529651758Chapter 4 delayed to 2027
>>529651758I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET ALL THE ESL DIALOGUE SNIPPETS OFF THE INTERNET-
>>529649479Now I wanna taste it even more
>>529653314It's Finnish, of course is one of the good ones
>>529653314>jankLess janky than any AAA but that's not saying much.
Here's something for all you Julia fans out there.
>>529653686>>529653686Do you realize...? Do you REALIZE something? Let me tell you: If the QA Department of Coffin County... sees those dialogue lines... that you put in the damn RPG Maker project... they could condemn our game, and we would have to move out of the Steam store?
>>529653631Didnt Coffin had more players than the newest Asassins Creed on Steam? Kek
>>529654175Cute
>>529653314Nah, honestly the place doesn't feel european at all. I feel like I was watching an american city from Invader Zim
>>529654449Now we're talking
>>529651758Nemlei is a big Judas Priest fan.
>>529649795Given how they have literal deals with demons, I wouldn't be surprised if its a literal demon spawn
Burial will be so fucking kino
>>529653314>EurojankIronic considering most people assume this game takes place in America. Tbh if it weren't explicitly stated it was Europe, I could see this being America. There's similarities to suburban Cleveland. Nemlei spent a good chunk of time in the area (this isn't doxing btw, just stating as a matter of fact) So it's a mix of that, and obvious her native Finland. I always joke the game takes place in Cleveland, Finland.
>>529654928>Ironic considering most people assume this game takes place in AmericaThat's because Americans think Scandinavia is just Skyrim.
>>529655053>Scandinavia is just SkyrimIt's more like Helsinki, Oslo, and Stockholm, and a bunch of no man's land. Population centers there are no different than most of the major ones in Europe. Hard to tell the difference between Berlin, London, any other big city these days.
>>529654827Do you guys think that the ring will play a part in Cliffhanger too?
>>529655560It may. Considering the two other stars in decay are:
>Cutting all ties with Julia for good>Choosing Ashley as the true lover of Andrew Graves (wedding cake)All signs point to at least one good outcome for cliffhanger.
Julia visiting Andrew in the mental facility after he kills Ashley.
>>529656420Would be a good route for Andrew. But what could motivate him in Burial to murder Ashley out of his own volition?
Also a route where Andrew serves Julia's head to Ashley on a silver plate...only for Ashley to be horrified by what Andrew has become.
>>529656750Why are you sharing Coffin memes over Signal?
>>529657080So PRISM doesn't find out about his sisterfucking ops
>>529643586Those silly romanians.
>>529654801This author dare try to go for another incest bait after that travesty of an ending?
On April 1st 2025, Police of Coffin County received a noise complaint about a man and a woman screaming at their appartment complex. Upon visiting the Cultmann residency, officers would soon discover a chilling secret that would haunt them for the rest of their lives
>>529658136>incest baitHe's literally fingering her
>>529658594The author previously drew an incest comics where the siblings eventually part ways after they grow up. I'm not getting fooled again
>>529658812>the siblings eventually part ways after they grow upnta Seems realistic to me, that's how my relationship with my cousin went.
Are Andrew and Ashley white trailer trash?
>>529658881Storytime?
>>529646970Imagine monster energy, but only the bad flavors
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>529661089There's no such thing as bad Monster energy! The white one is the best, the pink one was also great and the tropical one was okay.
>>529661489>white one is the best
>>529661489only people who have taste buds of a child like monsters
>>529661927Sorry to burst your bubble but energy drinks and boxed wine aren't exactly high class beverages. They're all designed for the taste buds of the peasantry.
>>529661489>There's no such thing as bad Monster energy!The Doctor tastes like cat piss with added vitamin C
>>529662179the worst one I've tried is the zero sugar original
>>529662179>"Not that i've tasted cat piss, mind you"
So far Nemlei has given us cannibalism, murder, incest and ryona. How do you think she'll push the envelope in Burial?
>>529666221Ashley having sex with Andy in her dream realm flashback in burial
>>529667054I don't get it. The twist is that they've done it already in the past? That would feel like a retcon.
>>529667558No, it's like Andrew murdering Leyley in his mind in that Episode 3 moment
>>529667884Well, I don't think Ashley will go to demon therapy the same way Andrew did.
Teenshley > Hagshley!
>>529668131Will Andrew fuck dead Ashley or fuck dead Julia? Or some innocent bystander?
>>529668928I feel like Ashley will grow to become Renee 2.0, probably even worse
>>529666221Andy gets the werewolf curse in order to bring in the furry demographic.
>>529668549Initially Andrew didn't even like starfish so I doubt he'd like a dead body.
>>529670249>the werewolf curseIt's called lycanthropy
>>529670314I think he'd like a dead body. his perversion knows no bounds
>>529621230 (OP)Has there been a good work about Older sister x Younger brother incest?
How come every well known 'delphic' contents are all about Older brother x Younger sister?
>>529666221They hold hands
>>529670701He had his dead sister in that ending and didn't even give her a goodbye kiss.
>>529670775Nooo anon, think of the poor advertisers!
>>529670701Should have used her body while it was still fresh
>>529670653>It's called lycanthropyAKTUALLY, Andy, Lycanthropy is a real world psychological disorder where people believe they are wolves, walk around on their hands and knees and growl and shit. Silly Andy.
>>529670701This scene is so hot
>>529670754Because older sisters wouldn't be into their baby brother.
>Akshualleyley, Andrew is a pervert so my fetish can happen
Andrew's most perverted fantasy is holdings hands
>muh kick her teeth in
That was an edgy psycho thought that crossed his mind in a situation of frustration, doesn't mean he has a fetish of kicking teeth in. Any real sexual degenerate knows the difference.
>>529671174It's both, stupid
>>529671484Andrew "it's normal to peep on your sister if she doesn't know" Graves
>>529671526Spend a lot of time thinking about werewolves, Andy? You just wanna bite someone I bet.
>>529671404As an older sister, can confirm. Big sister/little brother is just not appealing
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>>529671615andrew the type of dude to rub his bulge on his sister and call it cuddling
>>529672105What the fuck I thought everyone on 4chan was a paedophile
>>529672105Damn, I wish I had a cute onee-san who would jerk me off at night and take my hand as she takes me through the stairs of adulthood. Alas I was born an only child, why must life be suffering?!?
>>529671615That really isn't perversion unless he does it as a fetish, which he doesn't. Ring of Gyges would make a lot of brothers peep on their sisters changing.
>>529671404>>529672105Why? Genuinely asking out od curiosity
>>529672375Unless the "girlfriend" was his sister, the larp didn't go far enough.
>>529672414>>529672610nta There's too much of a motherly vibe when it comes to my relationship with my brother, it kinda gives me the creeps thinking about him like that. I have no hangups about my dad though, if he was single it wouldn't feel wrong to imagine him touching me.
>>529672996Huh Elektra Complex was real?
For me thinking about doing something like that with my ma really gives me creeps, while I wouldn't mind my little sister
>>529672375This is big outbreed trying to turn public opinion against delphics once again.
>>529672610I don't have a brother, but I just feel like it would be too much like a motherly type of affection vs anything else
>>529672996>>529673529>young female/older male goodSay it ain't so.
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>>529672105poor discarded brother
>>529672996>thinking about little brother gives the creeps>thinking about father grooming is hot
>>529675737>Leyley is Nemlei's self insert
>>529676615Nem-lei
Ley-ley
>>529676506Probably a troon. There are no women on the Internet.
>>529676615At the start it was, but scholars know its renee now
>>529676693You know too much, anon
>>529676693>Andrew calls her Ley in episode 2
>>529676887The development is taking so long because Nemlei keeps doing deep-dives into her own psyche by resolving her mommy issues through the character of Mrs. Graves. Slowly, she realizes that she is the Mrs. Graves... Pottery.
>>529677207Still waiting for Ashley to call him Drew.
>>529670754>How come every well known 'delphic' contents are all about Older brother x Younger sister?It's narrative shorthand. Younger women preferring older men and vice-versa are stereotypes because it's extremely common, to the point I would argue that it's probably at least a simple majority of people who believe this. Therefore, in a work where the sibling dynamic is importantโspecifically romanceโa younger sister is the default setting. Otherwise, how would the sister being older influence the narrative? If she's more of the caretaker, then it subtracts from the sibling relationship and skews it towards the motherly, which is not necessarily appealing in this case. If she's the one who wears the pants in the relationship, it becomes less appealing to most men and women who prefer the man to be the one ultimately in control. If the sister being older does not appreciably change the narrative, then the default setting is used because it just "makes sense."
>>529678109Thanks for clarifying Nems.
>>529670754Because sibling incest stories are usually written by retards who don't have siblings. In the real world, males are usually the last born because their parents are going to pump out as many daughters as it takes till they get a son.
>>529679962A little brother wouldn't have the balls to make a move and all women do even on the best of days is give signals rather than make the first move. Basically younger brother/older sister romance is the least likely to occur.
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>>529679962it ain't like that these days
>>529679962Maybe somewhere like China, but in the United States there is no evidence to suggest there's any statistically noteworthy preference toward birth order.
>>529680490Poor countries prefer boys because boomers are hoping to have someone shameable to wipe their ass in their twilight years.
>>529680490It was nevet that big of a thing really, it was just something we all recognised so subtly that not even feminists ever bothered to screech about it to criticize the paychriarkey.
>>529680857>it was just something we all recognised so subtly that not even feminists ever bothered to screech about it
If I was King I would remove all sex related laws so people could fuck their sisters
>>529680857normies are aware?
>>529681148To be clear I'm not the original anon who claimed it, but I remember reading about the same theory years ago on the Internet a bunch of times. It was definitely some niche sociology factoid of sorts that many people agreed on for a while.
>>529679962I find the opposite, sons are born and then the mom desperately wants a daughter so they keep popping out kids but they all end up being boys.
https://x.com/incense_wangy/status/1940418057454969313
>>529681917>Not killing a man who even accidentally touched her on the spot>Having a job, an office job of all things>Pegging mentioned out of nowhereOut of character dogshit. The artist is sentenced to killing ximselves.
>>529681917>Ashley wanting to topNo way fag. She waited her entire life for him to man up and likes him best when he takes control.
>>529682632A gun
>inb4 she has shit aimShe has shit aim when you choose a route that has to lead you to the police arresting them. She one shots her whole family in the Olive Branches thingy.
>>529683529Damn, wide shoulders final boss
>>529683529Andrew should be more careful about lowering himself to being-kicked-in-the-head height.
>>529681634Thinking that everyone secretly shares your values and prejudices is a schizo moment though.
>>529683960Greenshley doesn't have it in her
>>529623107Decent movie
>>529623352One of the worst movies I've seen in my life, genuinely worried about what children are watching now
>they are not trailer trash because I like them
cope
>>529684697Trailer treasure.
>>529684697They are not trailer trash because I don't even know what that means and people keep desperately trying to label them as something all the time which I think is gay.
>>529685160They could technically be trailer trash. They're poor, they're white and they briefly lived in a car.
>>529684697>(US, idiomatic, slang, derogatory) A poorly-educated, and usually white individual(s) of low social status who stereotypically reside(s) in a trailer park.Andrew is definitely not poorly educated and women don't need to be educated as much anyway, and Ashley shows intelligence multiple times throughout the game despite being uneducated. They live in an apartment complex and not a trailer park- which I think is an American-only thing, I've never heard of a trailer park kind of thing outside of the US. I think this concept is purely American in and of itself and honestly sounds very much like Negroid cope to bash huwite peepo. So no, they're not trailer trash. They're OUR HEROESโข.
>>529685334The living in the car part doesn't add to the trailer trash bit. It makes them murder hobos, which I think is very well-established already at this point.
>>529685914>sounds very much like Negroid cope to bash huwite peepo.It pretty much is really
Undress and examine your sister's gorgeous body
Bestowed upon thee by the Lord, married by birth
Bound by blood, from womb til you become earth
Under her shirt lies granted the Delphic worth
Amen
>>529687334Does your sister know you're posting Delphic prayers ITT?
>>529666221We discover that the dream sex scene is actually Andrew cheating on Julia with Ashley.
>>529686702I never use anti-White slurs but those people do exist. Andrew and Ashley are not even remotely the low IQ, low impulse control, trashy looking grugs you think of when someone says that.
>>529685914There might not be trailer parks but I suspect that same sort of person exists in Europe and lives in the exact type of shithole apartment building the siblings grew up in and got for themselves in SnS.
Burial will give us the Trailer Park route! trust the plan trust the fucking plan!
they arent but they become trailer trash in SnS
>>529688726kino if true
Sorry, sisters are supposed to be super cuddly and treated with gentleness and sweet tender affection. Unless they ask for it rough, it is a brothers duty to fulfill his sister's needs, after all.
>>529688596>that same sort of person exists in Europe and lives in the exact type of shithole apartment building the siblings grew up inYou guess correctly
>>529689381Reminder to wash your sister's hair.
>>529690408How
My sister keeps locking the bathroom door
>>529690408Y'all niggaz have no idea how peaceful this is
>>529691314I get that this is to be SFW and cutesy but who is keeping all of their clothes on as they wash someone else?
Unless they're like, a parent washing their child in a tub or the sink or wherever it is that parents put children
>>529691093Don't be silly anon, when your sister wants to take a bath you simply tell her that you'll join her. You know? Like a normal-not-weird brother.
The elites don't want you to know this but your whore brother is free, you can just take him home and fuck him. I had sex with my brother 458 times.
The burial shots and such ending is going to be pure kino.
>>529691597>Like a normal-not-weird brother.Instructions unclear, she started crying, called me a freak, and I think she's texting our parents now
How do I into demon summoning so I can fix this
>>529691314Yeah, you're right
>>529691597This unironically shouldn't be so weird and I believe if we didn't live in societies that demonize sex and think of it as something filthy and naughty instead of healthy and beautiful, and were trusting communities of families still existed, people wouldn't mind seeing each other naked like how they never did throughout history. Bathing together with someone is a very peaceful experience and I long to be able to casually wash up with somebody I know and trust like we did as children so much it hurts.
>>529692435>This unironically shouldn't be so weirdGet serious.
>if we didn't live in societies that demonize sex Even the most libtarded parents would prefer that their hormonal teenage kids don't spend time together naked.
In the spirit of Finland, you should go to the sauna with your sister.
>>529693367>implying there are saunas in most places>implying the average anon looks good enough for their sister to want to see them like that
>>529693367>In the spirit of FinlandApparently Finland bans school uniforms. >>>/a/280183565
>>529696173>in most placesIn Finland? Every house has a sauna.
>>529696698Is everyone in /calg/ expected to move to Finland then?
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>>529696173the hard pill to swallow is
>anons aren't fucking their sisters because anons are ugly
>>529696889"Just treat her nice bro" Brutal.
>>529696889>>529697852This is why Andrew's approach (neg Ashley and then prove sexual desirability by fucking a hussy) worked
At the end of the day, a sister is just like any other woman
>>529692776>Implying libruls are not the modern version of sex demonizing sanctimonious religious groups of the past, obsessed with sexualityThey just go the other extreme, instead of hiding it under thousands of veils they make it overly explicit and instead of telling you exactly how to engage in it they tell everybody else exactly how they engage in it. A society that sees sex as a reproductive baby-making activity and doesn't have a degenerate culture constantly influencing their perception is fine, and those societies usually have a nudity culture too. In fact the sauna culture of Finland is an example of this, since Finns used to consist of isolated families seperate from each other so everyone you sit next to in the sauna naked was your family and friends anyway. That is a healthy culture.
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Your community made a kid kill his parents and a little brother in Brazil.
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>>529698610my sister's attitude didn't change after she saw my gf but I assume you're right
>>529698687The Coffin of Geniggerus and Maximus
>>529698687During this time they werent even supposed to be a couple i think
>>529699186No it didn't but I wish it did
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>>529699754>>529699708So you should be careful because you might get a girlfriend that tells you to kill your parents...
>>529699351I hope that's a heterosexual couple
>>529699526>Nemlei>designing characters for a game revolving around two siblings and not imagining them as a couple from the startEven if she ever comes out and says so, I won't believe it. Her delphic subconscious is too powerful.
>>529699897>you might get a girlfriendFuck off back to plebbit
>>529699897>girlfriendNot worth it
The only woman in my life is my sister
>>529699897I don't get it. I personally killed my parents after I broke up with my girlfriend, not with her.
>>529699186>Your communityThe retarded brown spawn killed his family and ruined his life because they wouldn't let him see his discord kitten. The fact they had Andrew and Ashley pictures on whatsapp and played the game does not imply it posted here
>>529699949Not him but it is https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5759136?q=paralysis_demon_%28colo_%28nagrolaz%29%29
>>529700014She was right, the original draft of the game sounded very boring
>>529699186Are the favela monkeys the most dedicated portion of the fanbase? They make some pretty neat animations!
https://youtu.be/v7NrWDfLFP0?list=RDv7NrWDfLFP0
>>529700418The girlfriend he met on the community motivated him to kill his family, they even planned it together.
>>529699949the blonde chick on top is a Meru-chan style succubus
>>529700324>The only woman in my life is my girlfriend
Alright, which one of you made the lonely vulnerable autistic boy kill his family? There's no shame in admitting.
>>529700658incest is a brazillian value
>>529700767She's Delphobic
>>529700709Can you get the fuck back to your board kid? We're talking here.
>>529700846>which one of you made the lonely vulnerable autistic boy kill his family?Anyone on this site could accomplish that with no effort. From /x/ to /pol/, even /hm/.
>>529701154which one /tv/, /heem/, /int/ or /d2g/?
>>529700846It was my bad, my tinfoil hat fell off in my sleep and it seems like the psychic waves that emanate from my brain telling people to kill their parents and fuck their siblings ended up beaming into Brazil
I'll add a chinstrap to the tinfoil hat for the future, sorry
>>529701219Just to clarify, i was referring to the coercion part, not the massacre part.
>>529701068Well until you fix her wrong opinions, duh!
>>529701574Much to my displeasure, there's no easy 12 step plan to ease her into being conceptually okay with incest
I, much like many other anons ITT, will have to settle for just being nice to her and masturbating to her without her knowledge
>>529701430>delphic radiofrequency electromagnetic fields
Your satanic game killed a family!
>>529702645Pity it can't make my sister ride my dick, but I guess nothing is perfect (aside from my sister)
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>>529702645But every game is satanic!
>>529703103My sister is not some common hussy for you to gaze upon and I should take both your eyes and tongue for implying as such
I do not think this was a healthy or normal first thought to have. The answer is still no, but your question might have been innocent.
So, does Andrew really care about Ashley?
>>529703380>I do not think this was a healthy or normal first thought to haveCompletely normal actually
>t. older brother of 2 sisters And no i dont want to have sex with any of them
>>529703953>Completely normal actuallyGlad to know I'm normal at last
>and no, I don't want to have sex with themI wonder what that's like.
>>529703380That's the right and healthy first reaction for a proper brother anon. Never change.
I am falling
I am failing
I am drowning
Help me to breathe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvLVizh5k7s
>We change the rhyme, forget the reason
>Waiting for the change of seasons
>Drawing near, it's almost here
>So save tonight, forget tomorrow
>Say goodbye to time we borrow
>It's always there, it's in the air
>Like voices in the rain
>Like a song without a name
>Like angels' wings and whisperings of love we've lost
>And found along the way
>>529699186https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6JVbioLMEk
>>529707576It was just a brief vague mention of "a game", the thumbnail was choose at random for a generic retarded crime in the favela.
>>529700658Wow, they even made custom CG for the video, that's so sick. A shame about the song tho.
>>529707998no, they specifically say the police found they met each other in this community
>>529708571No, there's never any mention of which specific community it is.
Or are you insinuating that Twitter, Plebbit, and /calg/ are all the same?
>>529708571CIA, please...
>>529708553https://youtu.be/ytrtIScJiPU
I liked the animations of Andrew wandering through his memories with Lord Unknown in this one
>>529699186>Your communityIf that guy was in /calg/ he wouldn't have killed his own family because of some random hussy
>>529702291Just think Ashley gets her crazy from her father.
paska
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prophetic
>>529712806All she inherited from Doug were his eyes and unemployability.
>>529653314The game is about fucking your sister. It's as American as it gets.
This whole thing reminded me of the last time a Coffin incident happened with those two troons in Norway and we literally doxxed their shitter-shatter account on /calg/ a couple hours after it hit the news last year. Good times...
>>529719517oh hey that's me!
>>529705152Imagine the smell.
>>529717306Can Doug actually not hold down a job or is this just a meme? He's competent enough to do major work on the house they bought, that's pretty impressive pre-internet.
>>529721607We know he had a job at some point with long hours from when he mentioned having a sleep day. I think it's more likely he doesn't have stable employment.
>>529721607He also worked for a notorious company prior to his death. Probably lost his job due to lay offs (Or handing out his son free groceries). There is also the time capsule bad boy getup. Doug was just simply too tired of being alive, but he was no pushover.
>>529722947>(Or handing out his son free groceries)I'm going to fucking cry man
>>529710460/calg/ school shooting when?
>>529712806Kino
>>529717306The pic on the time capsule implies Doug was different when he was younger
>>529722947imagine if he worked for toxisoda
>>529717306I don't know, Doug was the one to convince his wife to abandon her children for an life insurance scheme.
>>529725454Dune your mom lol
>>529646140Hotter that way.
>>529724004Andrew has the appearance for it but he's too focused on trying to slip under the radar, I don't think he'd do it
>>529726680decaydrew would
>>529724004>Year 2025>Still no /calg/ related shootingWhat do you guys even do all day? Get to it!
https://youtu.be/CijS700vJww
What if Hank and Peggy Hill were Andrew & Ashley's parents?
>>529727010Never watched this show. Are those kids supposed to be siblings?
>>529726238Oh. I've been putting off watching those because I feel like they'd suck. I read the original six books by Frank.
>>529727597Ah great. Just like my wife and I.
>>529726160It's not like that was his idea though. He saw they had no way out and chose to accept the carrot instead of the stick. The poor guy was the weak link and submitted in the face of hostile force, like he was raised to.
>>529728354There's no movies that ever really hit the same feeling as the book, but I don't actually think I like movies, outside of the fact that theoretically people can cuddle during movies but I don't hear about people cuddling while reading
Would be nice to imagine Andrew reading with Ashley curled up against him, pity I've no talent for art
/calg/ coffin just appeared in brazilian national news. Basically a couple killed their own parents together and they had some coffin parafernalia in their phones, so the news are trying to blame coffin for it and even did a review of the game on national tv lol
>>529729180>Basically a couple killed their own parents together Both parents from each? I thought it was only the guy who went trough with it.
>so the news are trying to blame coffin for it and even did a review of the game on national tvGot any recordings? Couldn't find anything
What do you think Nemlei's next game is going to be like? Will it be in RPGMaker like Coffin? Are there going to be more puzzles?
>>529729639>Both parents from each? I thought it was only the guy who went trough with it.The girl was planning killing her parents too
Hey guys, did you know Brazil?
>>529730019...the ones that lost a soccer game to Germany?
>incest
>cannibalism
Do you think Nemlei ever read Fire Punch
>>529729639https://youtu.be/12mEHstG09A?t=143
>>529730187>Nemlei has an encyclopedic knowledge of all works containing incest or cannibalismI believe it
>>529730421I'm just saying, Fujimoto sounds right at her alley
>>529730726all her games have male leads being doms i doubt so
>>529731047you have a point
>>529728390>overcoming flaws they carried forward from childhood is the core of Andrew and Ashley's character arcs>Doug and Renee failed to do the exact same thing, and died for itKafkaesque.
Nemlei is James Bond:
>0 devlog
>0 grammar patches
>7 more months
There's been a suspicious lack of Cult Leader stuff in Decay...
>>529732969Seriously what the fuck is his endgame? He clearly has private affairs with LU, so what's the deal?
>>529733556He probably is the guy that LU keep telling to never summon him never again
>>529733556We'll definitely see more of him in Burial but probably silly nothingburger considering how things turned out to be with the Surgeon
>>529733961>nothingburgerDo you seriously think "organs are sexy" is the full story? There's obviously going to to be more to him.
>>529733961>considering how things turned out to be with the SurgeonHow did things turned out to be? This guy has just appeared in one scene so far (A vision of sorts at most)
>>529733876How did Six Eyes get into the demon realm to summon LU? Does he have an arrangement with ??? or does he have his own entity?
>>529734127>Do you seriously think "organs are sexy" is the full story? I mean... yeah?
>There's obviously going to to be more to himI doubt we would see more of them. Organ traffickers were nothing more than a plot device anyway
>>529734517LU is his own entity.
>>529734782LU can't establish a connection to the human realm anymore dude
>>529734891Six Eyes set up an entire cult following around him. Even if the average cultist doesn't buy it seriously, he does know about LU
>>529735501Yeah, but he can't access the Demon Realm VIA LU portals. There has to be another demon.
>>529736980>shirt tucked under the boobI'm ngl shit like this bothers me, I've been ogling the fuck out of my sister and this doesn't happen naturally, this is porn-brained art not cute art
>>529737236Yeah it happens unnaturally to make you horny
>>529737236Boob curtains is the hotter tag as well
>>529737418>to make you hornyBut those aren't my sister's.
>>529737502Rare good art of Julia
>>529737610>But those aren't my sister's.But you should be projecting you sister onto all attractive women!
>>529738127I can hardly find other women attractive desu
I'll literally look at porn and start thinking of my sister instead, the other woman isn't a factor at all
It's so fucking over, you do not understand
I haven't even directly jerked off to my sister in months, but I can't escape the thoughts
>>529668231https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzbLODUb1sA
>>529739425Aki Sora is complete and utter dog shit. Please refrain from reminding me of its existence. It's so bad it could turn you into an imonigger.
>>529670754>>529678109This is pretty good, but there's one other twist.
Think about the way men's and women's virginities are considered socially. Women don't carry any expectation to be protective of their younger brothers sexually, whereas it's often expected that brothers will defend their younger sisters from men. It ties into Andrew's argument with himself about whether he actually likes Ashley or if it's just pathological; there are only a few visibly reproduced systems in many sibling relationships based on their relative ages and sexes.
>>529739157I bought a shelf for her and put it in her room today. I wouldn't have done it if not for /calg/. You guys own my brain
>>529739868Don't guys get jealous of their older sisters boyfriends too though?
>>529740069You were going to be mean to her, but then you shelved it.
>>529740240They might, but it's less common, and I'm also not saying that most older brothers want to fuck their sisters
Just that they're more protective, especially in terms of relationships/sex, than older sisters are
>>529740069>I wasn't going to do something nice for my sister, but I decided to because of the Hapsburg fetishist general on a Turkmenistani jenkem imageboardWhy does it take such extremes for you to love her, your own flesh and blood?
>>529740675I've got issues. The idea that it would appease a choir of faceless /calg/ anons is the reason I do pretty much anything anymore
>>529740848Don't sistercuddles feel nice though?
>>529741046I dunno, my sister doesn't hug me
>>529741046nta but I hate the /calg/ memes that insist that sisters constantly cuddle and hug and love on their brothers
>>529731787Ugh fine, here's your devlog
>>529741619I'd pay $60 for the hat DLC and $120 for a video of a hag being beaten desu
Nems and my sister are conspiring to drain me of my money, it seems
>>529737937Okay /calg/, which one of you stole and leaked Nemmy's game? I promise I won't be mad.
>>529737937Which mod is this
>>529741132Hug her then you dweeb
>>529742526>force contact upon your sisterShe's just going to push him away or act like he's weird
>>529741619I would absolutely pay money to see Nemlei's asshole. A good looking anus trumps a pretty face.
>>529742526I can't initiate a hug because I think it would be awkward
>>529743238This is the right move
>>529743097Anon, once she's crying (because she's just been raped) it'll be natural and normal to hug her and console her. Trust the plan.
>>529743238How wholesome...
>>529743238>>529743308Great you guys already ruined some anon on this hugging matter and you're out to do it again?
>>529743524I'm out of the loop, what happened
>>529743238>>529743308I get that you're being mean, but I'm not just going to start hugging people without permission
>>529743528Ah, I took that screenshot. Good times...
>>529743524Shut up mom, you can't tell me who to advise rape to!
>>529743735if you can't even hug your sister then you're a faggot
>>529743735Just how bad is your relationship with your sister dude
>>529737937Holy shit dude this is fucking adorable. Nemlei, get them in cultist robes NOW
>>529743790>>529743969We get along fine enough. I'm just not a hugger. I don't hug anybody, it feels weird
>>529744159So then how is she going to get pregnant
>>529743623I think there was some anon who said something like this, went for it, returned and said things got awkward, got laughed at for being an idiot, never to be seen again
Seriously why would anyone seek counsel about the relationship with one's sister here? Kek
>>529744248Odd
I've asked my sister for a hug and gotten a hug desu, but I can't imagine coming here for advice
>>529744247Though the power of true love???
>>529739157She said "oh, okay!," hugged me back, and asked about my day. Finding out she didn't know what my job is was kind of awkward but still, I'm pretty sure that was the longest conversation we've had in months.
>>529746916Don't worry nosister-san. If you live by the Delphic code and die a virgin, your next life will be The Coffin of You and Your Sister. Trust the plan.
>>529747602>Nosister-sanI wish
>>529747826Then what's your problem?
>>529748401You vaguepost like a woman and this is why your sister won't be your woman
Pick a lane, are you finishing in your sister or firing a wrister?
>>529747826Then stop being a bitch and reconnect with your sister. Man up and if you truly love her to death you will do everything to keep her around and make her fall in love with you. Protect her in family arguments, lull her with sweet words and hugs and kisses and don't ask permission to give any of these to her, manipulate her, gaslight her into believing nobody ever cared about her except you, keep her going out under your supervision at all times and don't allow her to socialize, make her desperate, make her mad at herself that she likes you, kill every one of her friends, castrate her boyfriend, conquer your sister. HAIL NEMLEI
>>529748563That probably is a woman.
>>529748856I forget we have those here.
Weird.
>>529748401Go hug your brother then, no guy is turning down a hug like that. Pretty sure men are more open to incest than women anyway
>>529748825Anon is a villain
>>529748971men are retarded and are just as conformist as women are because society makes them that way
most brothers would be willing to starve together with you in quarantine and die before ever fucking you
>Thinking there are actual women on the internet, let alone /klag/.
>>529749454Tbh he'd probably be a skittish tard but I doubt he'd freak from a hug the same way a sister might
>>529749454True but seeking comfort and approval and trying to stay within the bounds of the rules is feminine behaviour. Then again men are feminine nowadays.
>>529749564women don't fear hugs because muh incest they fear hugs because to them a relationship where they're physically intimate with even a family member is one that has to be earned and naturally developed
if you barely know someone and he starts trying to hug on you it's gonna be awkward
being blood related doesn't magically cure this
I barely talk to my sister and if I walked up and hugged her she'd think I'm weird for that
of course the average calg anon probably tries to hug their sister in a way that makes it obvious they wanna fug so that only exacerbates the issue
>>529749742men are feminine because society is feminine
if society was ran by men and not women we wouldn't have these issues
>>529750045>of course the average calg anon probably tries to hug their sister in a way that makes it obvious they wanna fug so that only exacerbates the issueare there people that don't want to fug their sisters
>>529750352No. Each human being actually seeks an ideal partner that is essentially their spirit-bound soulmate sibling-spouse deep inside. The Big Outbred doesn't want you to know about the subconscious effects of the Delphic Spirit.
>>529750352one of my sisters is married and the other is just whatever in my mind
>>529750798the way this is written implies that you DO want to fug her, she's just married so you can't
All the brothers love Ashley
"Tender, young Ashley", they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Ashley, it's my turn today
>>529750842I barely know her and married people are a no-go for me morally which is why I mentioned that first
>>529750845Stop putting the name of the chastest sister on media into your songs about whores. And no Andrew wouldn't do that, that would be a retarded proposition at best.
>>529751080All the young girls love Ashley
"Tender, young Ashley", they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me
Wait till my girlfriend's away!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQBoetp2GRQ
Just try and tell me that song isn't perfect for Coffin
So she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted sister, the one with no name
God, I'm in such a romantic mood right now. I fucking love these two so much, they're so lovely
>>529748563>>529748825I don't lust after her you freaks. I'm not Andrew. But the last time I posted about my problems here I ended up being a laughing stock and I know better now
>>529752154>the last time I posted about my problems here I ended up being a laughing stockBoy, I know that feel. We've all been there
>>529752154>Anon doesn't understand that mockery is the price you pay for sincere advice
>>529752154if you have any capacity for introspection you'd realize why people laughed at you and change
>>529752154FUCK HER IN THE BUTT
>>529752556My introspection says I am an amalgamation of Thiu and Ashley without a pretty face and I'm quite fucked
>>529753145ugly face can be fixed with makeup/surgery/looksmaxxing (yes, really)
having your personality be a mix of two fucked people should be a sign that you need to work on that before considering a relationship with anyone
for fixing the ashley bit you need to find out why you have no self esteem and why you need someone else to validate your experience and find a means of figuring that shit out
I can't tell you what to work on for the thiu bit I haven't played better half
you're only as fucked as you believe you are
>>529754064>you're only as fucked as you believe you are
>>529754064>I haven't played Better HalfFake fan detected
Little sisters are really cute and deserve all of your love and attention
>>529749503have you seen these OCs? only women can create these abominations
>>529744076Cultdrew my beloved
>>529767012I love Momley so much
Seriously why are so few Americans on good terms with their siblings?
>>529621230 (OP)Sisters are not for sex waaaahhhhh
>>529771264Look ma, we're on TV!
>>529771264>>529771470AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>529737937>>529742178Unfortunately this came from the shitty hagmod.
>>529754064>for fixing the ashley bit you need to find out why you have no self esteem and why you need someone else to validate your experience and find a means of figuring that shit outElaborate on this self-esteem thing and how you make one
>>529773860You are ugly and nobody will ever find you attractive or beautiful or cute.
>>529770012Even bigger tits and wider hips-ley...
Stick
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Stick.
>>529775990Thank you anon. She was waiting impatientley.
>>529774819>>529773860>>529773097Leyley, i...
>*Kiss her forehead several times*
Which of yous are the ones posting Leys in the skg thread?
>>529774819>>529773860>>529773097Ashley, I...
>*Kiss her nose, once*
>>529748825>HAIL NEMLEIEverytime i see this i think of that hail faucci video
>>529778908There was a containment breach on a /g/ pol thread earlier today as well.
>>>/a/280200974
Well, /calg/?
>>529780497It's only holy and beautiful between siblings, MAYBE cousins. Parent/child, Uncle/niece, etc, are unholy.
>>529780948Later, I'm currently DDoSing the European Citizens' Initiative website
>>529781095If we need to have muh democracy it shouldn't have anything to do with the internet or technology, it should always be in person and your vote should be public for everyone to see. It's too easy to steal elections otherwise so it's all fake and gay.
>>529781412>the government should publish a list of dissidentsWow great idea anon
>>529781412There is the possibility that elections has always been fake and gay. What doesn't tells you that the moment the ballot end, they already have the winner ready beforehand? It's like the WWE or soccer, is for gossiping and entertainment
the coffin of andy and leyley
JUST US! ME AND /CALG/ FOREVER AND EVER!
>>529781952The coffin of literally who?
The casket of Andrew and Ashleigh
The cist of Anders and Ashtray
>>529781447I was the one who wrote the continuation to that and even I dismissed screenshotting it anon.
>>529782338Screenshot it please :((
>>529782290The Coffee of Anders and Parsley? Am I remembering it right?
>>529782338I wrote the original and liked the sequel.
>>529782453*s
Sigh* Here, Leyley.
I wrote nothing and disliked both.
>>529749146Anon is an A-10 aryan imperial gigachad and his sole driving motivation for conquest is to provide an empire to serve his sister.
>>>/a/280202381
it's funny how in one thread you will find someone saying that the jews push incest in media and in another thread you will find someone saying that the jews are to blame for the restrictions against incest media
>>529783094Das rite. (((they))) want you to believe I was evil because I supported incest and killed gorillions of hussies, but my spirit will rise from the Graves and the world will know I was right. The sun will rise and I will try again!
>>529783347Both are correct. They push step-incest and ban the real thing.
>>529783072How could this happen? What a shame
>>529783347They literally gatekeep incest. They promote modern things that fucks up societies that no society ever accepted before, not practices like inbreeding that existed since all of our existence.
>>529783347if you are /pol/brained then everything you don't like is the work of the Jews.
Do you hate incest? Then the Jews are promoting stepsibling washing machine videos on Pornhub.
Do you like incest? Then the Jews are the reason those videos aren't about actual siblings.
>>529783347>>529785341The truth is that the jews couldn't possibly give less of a shit about incest, unless maybe if your sibling was an adopted African negro. Then you're obviously supposed to race mix and make mud babies.
>>529785341>if you are /pol/brained then everything you don't like is the work of the Jews.This. You just simply run with some story inside your head about X faction or some X entity doing something against you so you can rationalize shortcomings and inaction over an invisible enemy. Nothing impede you to pursue a romantic relationship with your brother or sister right now, but to do that, you will have to address the actual reasons of why "is not possible".
>>529785341I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>529785880That gun looks worse than Nemlei's
>>529785695It's not that you can't, it's that you shouldn't. Not one family member would be happy with the girl you brought home and if your rizz isn't at least A+ tier you'll give your sister the ick and potentially ruin your familial relationship with her.
>>529786141inb4 that's the anon telling Nems to redraw the gun CGs kek
>>529785571If I were part of the banking class, I would want to prevent the citizenry from creating clans, as the accumulation of generational wealth would give them less impetus to seek loans from me. Therefore, I would use my resources and connections to ensure that all payment processing systems forbid the sale of content that glamourise blood-related incest, and effectively establish an anti-incest cartel controlling the whole financial system. I would also use media and political lobbying to maintain a taboo on incest, even while I allow other movements like homosexuality to gain acceptance. This is all hypothetical, though.
>>529785571Even if they don't give a shit now, when the Delphic movement grows they will be the primary enemies of it. We should expand this ADL Delphism meme with more details, it's so funny. I remember an anon adding "a movement that started in the early 2000s by Ashley Graves" and stuff.
>>529785695The thing is the extreme repulsion to incest nowadays is an innovation of modernity and anything that we don't like about modernity we usually tie to them. I don't think there is a grand Israelite scheme going on to crush incest though. Anyway this is getting off-topic, even if this is the incest general.
>>529786085He's not wrong tho. Yeah, Jews are comically evil, whatever, but every single thing you don't agree on is pinned on the jews and just like that, you decide that is not worth discussing or solving altogether. Don't you see the problem with that attitude? Is like the retards of /calg/ that seems a discussion with points that they don't agree with over the story of the game and instead of expressing themselves on the matter, they just call it bait and "attempts to derail" while DERAILING THEMSELVES the thread with spam.
>>529786271>It's not that you can't, it's that you shouldn't.What you "shouldn't do" or "should do" is something that only you ultimately decide, and anything else is one or several layers on top of this to window dress this fact.
>>529786690>The thing is the extreme repulsion to incest nowadays is an innovation of modernitysame as age gap autism
>>529786486>clansGoal achieved then? Society has been atomized since before WW1, white people were expected to move out of their parents' house as soon as they finished high school and pull themselves up by their bootstraps. After the 1800s we've stopped having a generational wealth mentality and now the idea of you as an older brother buying a car for your little brother, cousin...etc is just absurd.
>>529786881>age gap autismYou're a creep bro, just accept it.
>>529787032>we've stopped having a generational wealth mentality and now the idea of you as an older brother buying a car for your little brother, cousin...etc is just absurd.That's just for anglos
>>529787034>instantly proves my point
By the way, update about the retarded brazillian spawn that killed his parents and little brother for pussy didnt even played Coffin, him and his discord kitten just watched videos about it
>>529787325NYOOOOOO THE GAME MADE HIM DO IT NYOOOO BAN BAN BAN, BAN EVERYTHING!!!
>>529787034Pedophilia laws were invented by Christcucks. See, because children couldn't conceive, theologians concluded that sex with a child could only ever serve to sate carnal desire, so it was decadent and unholy. These laws were later exported into the rest of the world through colonialism and neo-colonialism. The rest of the world had no issue with it until Christianity showed up.
>>529787325>tcoaal fan>didn't played the gameSomeone post the pic. You know the one.
>>529787325Is Brazil having a satanic panic about TCOAL?
>>529787518>Pedophilia laws were invented byfeminists*
Mary was 12yo when she gave birth to baby Jesus
>>529787512>t. the Australian government in 2024
>>529787682commie politicians wants to ban the game
>>529787684An age limit of 12 is still 12 higher than everywhere else at the time.
>>529787325There is a high possibility that every murder pinned on some game or series or whatever, the product has nothing to do with the crime, and it's just smoke and mirrors to sell the story. The only case where the actual crime has anything to do with some entertainment piece directly, as far as i know, was that guy in love with the Danny Phantom character.
>>529787684It is not known, however she was of marrying age in ancient Judea (12-13) and she carried Jesus for 9 months.
>>529787871No fucking way
>>529787903fucking toddlers was always seen as despicable bro
>>529787871>Bans a pillar of modern brazilian entertaiment>Crime skyrockets further in retaliation Brilliant
dream
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>>529788070Okay, post your anthropology degree
>>529787949yeah
also a insane amount of tranny flags on xitter screeching about it too for some reason
>>529788083>Crime skyrockets further in retaliation>throwing buckets of water at the ocean
>>529787325Truly, a proof that secondaries are the worst.
>>529788636Tretiaries are worser
>>529788829Fourthauros are the worsterst
>>529788962It's "quaternary", Germanic scum.
>>529788101It's just a dream, he would never do that irl.
>POR VOCE EUUUUUUUU
>DEI TUDO QUE TINHAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM6mifS2BmE
>>529789298I don't speak japanese
translation?
>>529789216True. And even if he did do it (which he would never), he would do it so subtly STUPIDshley would never even notice. See pic related.
>>529787928A few years ago there was another case of a kid killing his parents and the media also tried to put the blame on Assassins Creed cause he played it
But it's a open secret the kid was framed
Why didn't Andrew take the Bren gun the 302 lady had in her bathroom?
>>529789421>FOR YOU IIIIIIIIIIIII>GAVE EVERYTHING I HAAAAAAD
>>529691567Will we ever be shown the process Andrew followed to wash Ashley? Did he bathe her? Did he comfort her during Ashley's first period? Did he have the talk about the birds and the bees with Ashley?
>>529789458>*grabs handful of sistitty*>"Andrew, what the fuck?!">"What is it? I'm not doing anything.">*reaches under shirt and caresses sisterbody*>"No, you're...">"I'm not doing anything Ashley, I don't get what your problem is.">*leans closer to inhale the sistermusk*>"...Andrew, I...">*grinds crotch against sisterthigh*>"Ashley, is something the matter?"
would andrew watch mushoku tensei?
would leyley watch oreimo?
>>529790139From the looks of it, Ashley weened herselff off Andrew after the Nina incident.
Breaking the oath and becoming scared seemed to have been a wakeup clal to her and she became more independent.
>>529790527Kirino would be Leyley's designated literallyme
>>529789298It's really cool the amount of effort they put into those. The cheer amount of original CG for the sake of a music videos is appreciated.
>>529790181Based gaslighter
>>529790139He definitely had to teach her about sex (after he learned about it himself...), I wonder how that went. Girls are often very scared when they experience their first.
>>529780054SHE OWES ME SEX!
>>529790864(You) owe her sex
>>529790717kek. Is Ashley a pads girl or a tampons girl?
>>529789458>casually gropes her>Why, why, why, why would you think that?! Why would you say that?
>>529791383The game anon... Go play it...
>>529791558*kisses her nose*
>>529791383You just have to love how they out themselves like this
>>529791548CAUSE I'M HORNY THAT'S WHY DROP THE PANTS ALREADY
>>529791810Petting Julia after she makes breakfast
>>529785571>unless maybe if your sibling was an adopted African negro.Juliafag_father_nigger.png
>>529791948>*aggressively starts sucking him off*
>>529791558I'll do it...someday. When I feel like it
Which one of you broke containment?
>>529792445Multiple including me
>>529792069Waking up to Julia and immediately giving her a deep french kiss that has me licking her tonsils before she pushes me off, face beet red, and tells me to eat something first
>>529792517>licking her tonsilsHow long is your tongue?
>>529792517i would tank the morning breath for this
>>529792445incest fans created waco
>>529792620Let's just say she's a lucky girl
>>529792701coffin fans created inky
>>529793406Yet it was Mother Nemlei that killed him
>>529793845Fucking newfags I swear
>>529794183what was the post that made nemlei ban him for good?
>>529794308Not banned, but destroyed.
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>>529794371lol was he replying to nemlei there
>>529794470He lacked the spine for that.
>>529794183i put inkyink on google the first time i saw him being mentioned here and i thought he was a midwit youtuber that made a essay video on coffin
>>529794470You can't be fucking serious, I don't remember that
>>529794594Lol I wonder how he feels now
Do you have any other screenshots? These are gems now ever since the itch got nuked.
>>529795010They're in the /v/ archives but I don't wanna get them
>>529795357>tfw no cute, boring gf
>>529796032We don't have any Archiveleys available to handle your query at the moment. We do have this Smartley though?
>>529796398At least tell me what to search, I'm not very well acquainted with this stuff. "inky", "inky ink" or "inky nemlei" didn't lead to anything.
>>529796773Alright, here's how you do it.
>remember that Inky's spergout was on April 3>go on the archives>manually go through every opening post from April 2 to April 4>open the Coffin-related onesYou should be able to find most of the Inky saga. It's only 5013 /v/ threads were created in this time range, so it should be humanly possible.
>>529785571>>529785341when people say jews they mean the mustache twirling james bond villains that run our societies not schmuel down the road who runs the local deli
you're retarded if you don't understand this
>>529788070ancient societies were fine with child sacrifice (verifiable historical fact) but they'd despise you for fucking one
do you know how stupid you sound?
>>529798140He should be able to narrow it down from that by searching "Coffin" as the subject or in the OP.
>>529798264James Bond villians are more human and intrincate that the all pervasive Jew from the collective imagination.
>ancient societies were fine with child sacrifice (verifiable historical fact) but they'd despise you for fucking oneThis bugs the dissonance. Child murder and other gruesome violent is permissible in entertainment, but sex (even with healthy adult people mind you), and sexuality in general, is frowned upon.
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>>529798264>>529798920This is a Coffin thread
>>529799056Fuck you, this a James Bond thread now. Would 007 be able to defeat the siblings bros?
>>529796773Just for you, here is my personal collection of /v/ threads up through April 4
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>>529798264>not schmuel down the road who runs the local deliAnd yet Schmuel the small business owner down the road 100% supports Israel and will try to bribe your local politicians to also support Israel, he'll also advocate/vote for you to be replaced by darkies. Schmuel is also only 1/4th jewish when talking to you (heck he might even call himself white), yet when he wants to play the victim card and talk about the holocaust he's 100% jewish. Schmuel is a cockroach that's fundamentally incompatible with the West.
>*taps sign*
Reminder to not reply to fags that don't care about the game and just wish to shit up the thread.
Floozin makes me feel good
>>529783094>Anon is an A-10Plane mentioned, aircraft related discussions initiated.
How would Ashley behave herself in an airport and on a plane?
>>529795010Someone should interview him
Do you guys think that Andrew would be the type of guy to get femdommed? I want to write a fanfic about Julia and Ashley taking turns pegging his ass.
>>529801907Not in general, and definitely not by Ashley or Julia.
>>529801907he may be spiritually a woman but he's still a man
also, why do you immediately jump to pegging? even dudes that are into femdom usually never take that leap; what makes you think he would?
Julia doesn't have a topping bone in her body and always goes bright red whenever I ask her to get on top
>>529801907Heterosexual men capable of hitting a woman don't do that.
>>529801907Andrew is a stuck-up and irritable man.
It'll have to be rape I fear.
Do you HAVE to reply to every threadshitting fetish post?
>>529798140I didn't go that deep but I searched for Coffin as the subject and this is the post that started it all
>>529803201It gets funnier every time
>>529801213Fussy, like a baby.
>>529803308I love the cultists girls, they are so cute
God I wish Nemlei would tell me to shut the fuck up and stop shitting up the comment section
>>529803402The only non-reprehensible characters in Coffin
>>529803546Do you have the "illusion of free choice" image?
>>529803308>>529803546This was his reply to an anon from /v/ apparently telling Nemlei to ignore Americans.
I really wonder if that anon is still here.
>>529803509She called me a faggot once.
>>529804021That's so hot holy shit
>>529795357she was too good for him
>>529801213Normal. Bored. Not interested in talking to anyone she doesn't know. Adult Ashley isn't some sort of low functioning autist who'll make a scene just because.
For any newfags wondering what it looked like back in the day, this is a screenshot of an anon's PC.
>A Real Sisterfucker
Okay which one of you was that guy?
>>529803509its funny when you read it with a finnish accent
>>529804760Imagine using Firefox
>>529804334Andrew was too much of a midwit to appreciate her high IQ conversations
>>529804760>firefoxbased
>e-h bookmarkedbased
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
>>529804840Perrrrkele, stop akkroint each others!
>>529805115finnish people speak english like they have palsy its so funny and cute
>>529804886Imagine falling for the Brave meme.
>>529794594He said a similar thing on another comment? How much of a faggot do you have to be to apologize twice.
>>529804886Imagine not being able to use ad block cause you use chromium and became a pajeet hostage
I also saved a few fanfart from when there were drawfags around, these aren't posted much anymore man.
>>529805930And holy fuck the amount of sloppa Ashleys that don't even look like Ashley at the time is insane
>>529806131Yeah, there are very very very few sloppa makers who bother getting it right
>>529801983>Ohhh nooooo, Andrew! My panties came off! Can you please put them on me again?
>>529807890Andrew really fucked up helping her put her panties on judging by the bite mark on her inner thigh
What the fuck was he trying to do?
>>529809240Must've never put on any panties before.
You better stay away from him!
He'll rip your lungs out, Ash!
>>529809240She was being ticklish so he made that sensation go away with the pain of a bite. Standard procedure.
>>529809816Hah! I'd like to meet his tailor.
>>529807890Put your fucking panties on Ashley
I miss Susperia so much it hurts
>>529810291Won't have it any other way
>>529810291A little, but that's what makes them so lovable
>>529810291Men do crazy things all the time too. Ever see how an average female reacts to an IRL fist fight? They're usually horrified. For them, that's crazy. We're all crazy!
Is confirmed that there will be more rape?
>>529813669No, so all you can do is hope
>>529813743Here are some opportunities for rape (I coined them rapeportunities):
>At the end of Chapter 4A, a failed state consist in Andrew raping Ashley in the realm in between after accepting LU mission, for reasons that for now remains hidden>Another failed state of 4A consist in a series of events that leads Ashley to ascend and Andrew to die, Ashley keeps Andrew's soul around and rape him in the astral, a sort of S&S kind of situation (This one is vague)>In Burial, the hex leads Andrew to manhandle Ashley at some point and rapes her in retaliation when Ashley can't keep up with his antics>Another part in Burial could be an undercover mission where Ashley enter the sex dungeon of the cult and proceed to be rapedAs far as what we have for now, the rest of the possibilities would be more full fledged fan fiction for the lack of info of what they will face, but those are some rapeportunities that i have spotted. Any thoughts? Is there any other rapeportunity that could arise that i've missed?
>>529814310Cain and Abel are so grumpy today...
>>529814289accurate depiction of her "ass"
>unlock the all stars ending
>it just shows a CG of what Andrew's life would be like if Ashley weren't born
>>529814586>rapeportunities
>>529814754Maybe for a gray vision
>>529814681No way fag. She is curvy.
>>529814869Tbh it'd be fitting
Once you've seen how good things can be, you can see that "normalcy" doesn't actually make Andrew happy and Ashley was ultimately the best thing to happen to him, one last chance for Nemlei to say that it was always going to be incest
>>529814891kek, her ass looks like a < there
>>529815431Yes, in fact when I first saw that I thought it looked pretty funny and joked to myself that she looks like she's wearing diapers or just shat herself. However the truth still stands that when Nemlei (pbuh) draws a detailed version of their bodies, she makes her curvy and shows the bump of her sistush with lines on the lower back part of her shirt. Not to mention the wide hips. So she's a skinny girl with perfect skeletal structure and shapely breasts and bottocks that survive even when she's starving i.e a fertility goddess, as all sisters are.
>>529816608>she looks like she's wearing diapersauthor's barely disguised fetish
>>529801213You just know she's gonna be put on a travel ban list, then cause a ruckus by trying to get on board anyway and threaten the guards.
>>529817124Unlike what the females on Xitter who didn't play the game think Ashley is not a super awesome girlboss (or what males on 4chuds who didn't play the game think, she is not some BPDemon), but instead she is a shy and low-confidence girl. Unless if she's about to sacrifice the entire plane (in which case she wouldn't care) she's not gonna do much.
>>529817758>not a super girlboss>not a BPDemon>is a shy and low-confidence girlThose 3 are the same thing anon.
>>529818113No, Ashley is not a man with male qualities in the body of a woman (The "super girlboss" archetype), or a mentally ill individual (The "BPDemon" archetype). She's just a normal girl in unfortunate circumstances that can't see her own worth for herself for personal reasons, and want to find a way to fulfillment. She doesn't fall in labels because is a human as it gets for a game like this.
>>529818113Well then let's say she's a shy and meek girl who doesn't put on a mask of toughness for certain situations she puts herself in- unless she is Leyleying out at that moment, and also isn't an attention whore.
>>529818367>ashley's just a normal girl>she's not mentally illhow about you play the game instead of fapping to coffin porn
>>529818367>ashley (and andrew for that matter)>not mentally ill
>>529818718How about you pay attention to the story instead of just projecting any made up mental illness that you like to bring up so much in your twitter bio, stupid nigger
>>529818718Come on dude this is some sad ass bait.
>>529818853>>529818859in what fucking country would she be considered normal and not mentally ill?
why do artists keep giving Ashley pierced nipples?
>>529818828>>529818718They're mentally ill in a normie way, like Andrew is clearly dealing with anxiety and Ashley is narcissistic. The codependency is nurture not nature.
>>529819003Surely not in America, it seems. That's why your women fucking sucks.
>>529818859Nemlei said the were mentally ill but didnt want to disclosure any named condition
"Mentally ill" is a very strong word. If we count Andrew and Ashley as mentally ill, the entire elite classes of whole countries are practically mentally ill. They have their problems sure but they could and can certianly function in society without many obstacles.
>>529819003There's mentally ill, and then there's mentally ill. That you don't understand the difference is proof you're either too stupid to bother discussing the matter with, or just tossing bait.
>>529819131Every CEO is mentally ill, anyone willingly working in a sewer has to be mentally ill..etc.
>>529819131>the entire elite classes of whole countries are practically mentally illthey are
>>529819008The same reason why they keep giving Andrew polished nails.
>>529819127>Nemlei actually said what I'm saying right now!Stop twisting God's words wormy faggot
>>529817758This, cf the campers and the ways she can talk to them based on what Andrew says
>>529816608Ashley should get pregnant soon
>>529819370you said ashley was a normal girl you stupid retard
>>529819131>the entire elite classes of whole countries are practically mentally illYou are not helping your case with this example
>>529819102>america out of nowhere>it's normal for women outside of america to praise demonsmakes you think
>>529819287>>529819308>Average people are mentally ill>Elites are also mentally ill tooIf everyone is mentally ill then what makes Andrew and Ashley so particularly ill? What do you even consider mental illness? Any made-up diagnoses psychiatry hands out to people nowadays?
>>529819502But she is. You are simply too conditioned beyond torture and think that anyone that doesn't fit in a designated environment incompatible with one nature is mentally ill by default with no further consideration. That's reductive and ridiculous.
>>529819571>only mentally ill people end up at the topSeems like a feature not a bug. Normal people are too logical and averse to risk taking.
>>529819698>>Average people are mentally ill???
>what makes Andrew and Ashley so particularly ill? i don't know man, maybe the fact even a demon got confused at Andrew's psyche for example?
>>529819502I'm not even the anon you're talking to
>>529814586I think Burial rape won't be Andrew taking revenge on Ashley but instead being overcome with lust and deciding he WILL fuck her and giggle the entire time like a mentally retarded child, whether Ashley likes it or not.
>>529819793>You are simply too conditioned beyond torture and think that anyone that doesn't fit in a designated environment incompatible with one nature is mentally ill by default with no further consideration. That's reductive and ridiculous.I guess trannies aren't mentally ill then, by your own retarded logic.
>>529819825I don't think it is, but I will treat it as such anyway. Thanks anon.
Ashley (and Andrew) are "mentally ill" but not debilitatingly so, and can self medicate with sistussy and bock
>>529820069Anon, there's no difference between a post that's retarded on purpose or a post that's retarded because the poster is farming engagement. They're retarded and therefore not worth talking to.
>>529820070>can self medicate with sistussy and bockShots and Such/Splat proves otherwise
>>529802235You would be surprised how misogynist femdomfags can be
Let's talk about things that matter. What is Andrew's shoe size? He's tall and has a big dick so his feet must be big too.
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>>529819223>she's glad nina died>tells andrew they should sacrifice an innocent family to the demon and does it with 0 remorse >kills herself just because her brother is dead/killed himself>tells andrew to kill julia just because she's jealous>forces her brother to fuck her>thinks eating humans gives her powersyea bro only those filthy normies think she's mentally ill
>>529820242Self medication is a slippery slope, can =/= will
Trust the plan, wait for Burial
>>529819797>only mentally ill people end up at the topNo, you definitively are not helping your case. It's not like they are "mentally ill", is that they see the world in a different, more complete picture, and the way they are "smart" is more focused in the primal, most important aspects of life, instead of trying to fit things in a box without considering all the facts. Losers hate the world and focus on what they hate, making a story of why "they can't" out of that, while winners have no story at all. This only applies, of course, for people who live outside the bounds and live their own lifes keep up to themselves (Not the celebs nor politicians, none of that is real). Andrew and Ashley fit in this outsider view, as a part of their own nature. The best outcome for this story is actually accepting that and leaving the fake notion of "something wrong with them" behind.
>>529820210>They're retarded and therefore not worth talking to.Such as saying Ashley and Andrew are normal people
You guys really have no idea how boring this game would be if Andrew and Ashley were ''normal''. Yes they are fucked up, not sure why deny this
>>529820029Andrew and Ashley doesn't engage in self destructive endeavors as a core part of their lifestyle, and as a matter of fact, is their self destructive nature something they want to get rid off, so no, freaks like that doesn't fit in what im referring to here.
>>529820426>Goes out of his way to say thisOh now I'm convinced it's bait lol, take it to somewhere where people care kid
Imagine, someday people will stop responding to the same recycled talking points.
>>529820608The only person in the game that's incomprehensibly mentally ill is Nina because who the fuck climbs into a box like that? I was a moronic child and even I wasn't that stupid. So I'm forced to conclude she was intellectually disabled, which I think counts as a form of mental illness.
>>529820608We're talking mental illness, retard. You know you can be not normal but also not mentally ill at the same time? I know crazy
>>529820632>Andrew and Ashley doesn't engage in self destructive endeavors as a core part of their lifestyleHave you played the game
>>529820758Luckily Ashley cured her.
>>529820608They are simply people. Most stories are boring because they are confined from the truth and serves either as some propaganda drivel or some fortune cookie platitude gay message. Coffin results really endearing because is about people in deep shit trying to make the best out of it with what they have, or failing to do so for what they love.
>>529820658Yes anon, saying Andrew and Ashley are not normal is bait.
>>529820819>Mental illness, also called mental health disorders, refers to a wide range of mental health conditions โ disorders that affect your mood, thinking and behavior. Examples of mental illness include depression, anxiety disorders, schizophrenia, eating disorders and addictive behaviors.
>>529820519Minuature-shley a cute. A cute I tell you!
>>529820970Anon... the people who like the game already understand this. You're teaching calculus to a pigeon.
I swear we always have this stupid discussion about whether Andrew or Ashley is mentally ill or not.
>>529820828Oh yeah, i forgot that they actually love mistreating each other. Nice reading comprehension btw.
>>529821095How dare you! My calculus knows pigeon very well, thank you very much!
>>529821130This behavior really feels it can only be explained by self inserters getting mad when people say the incestuous cannibal demon worshipping couple might not be sane. I swear this didn't used to happen before ep 3, holy hell. It's insane to me there's people claiming they are normal
>>529821095Even a pigeon can become a dragon when he realize the whole truth beyond this world.
>>529821130Because people here are literally, unironically too autistic to stop biting the hook every fucking time. They cannot conceptualize a world where it's not worth arguing a point to someone who will not hear it, they can't understand the idea of not feeding the trolls even when they understand at a core level that person is absolutely, 100% fucking with them.
>>529821334>It's insane to me there's people claiming they are normalit's just ashley waifufags
>>529821145You also forgot how Andrew engaged in self destructive endeavors as a core part of their lifestyle when he tried larp living a normal life and ignore Ashley? Or when Ashley engaged in self destructive endeavors when she ignored Andrew for a whole year?
>>529821334>worshippingTheir relationship with ??? is purely business.
Every shitstarter brings up le stoopid self-inserters as if we're not a circlejerk of "literally me" posters since the dawn of /klag/
>>529821556And they absolutely loved that according to your observations, dear memories.
I'm so sick of Coffin secondaries.. /ngng/ used to be so comfy..
>>529821613Everything is recycled ad-infinitum. Same bait, same retards biting it, same giveaway phrasing. It's all so tiresome.
>>529821595Wrong! It's frenship!
>>529821814Next OP image?
>>529821595Devotion would have been a better word
>>529821841You can keep your passive-agressive retardation calling any post you don't like bait all you want, i have more hours in this game than you, and this might come as a shock to you but A&A are not normal (and thats a good thing)
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What the difference between honest discussion and bait? They are borderline the same. I'm not talking about the obvious cases, if not when it comes to discuss the story itself.
>>529821870We love our fartcloud mascot.
>>529821998Posts i don't like or that makes me particularly upset in some way = bait
Do you think ??? is tangible, or would your hand go through ???
What does ??? taste like
>>529821814Damn Yule beat her up again. Should've never racemixxed Noelle.
>>529821334People forget that the cannibalism and demon summoning were a last resort to survive and not some recurrent diversion.
>>529819698Its normal for cretinous adherents to dominant moral narratives in a given period to genuinely believe they are unquestionable and that the only reason someone would deviate from them is due to mental illness, its prominent in social categorization of insanity historically
>>529821998This last discussion made the thread go so fast we're finishing it right now, so this one was clearly bait for example. Besides there are certain words used that always gives it away.
>>529822329>cannibalism and demon summoning were a last resort to survive and not some recurrent diversionThey were at the start, but stopped being the case ever since they left the apartment
>>529821814I did once consider baking a thread that was titled โ/ngng/ formerly /calg/โ. But I never had the courage to actually do it
>>529822171He's selectively corporeal. If you try to spike him like a volleyball, you'll disperse him and get a whiff of what Bangladesh smells like downwind. However, if he wishes to eat a bag of cheetos, he can manipulate physical objects.
>What does ??? taste likeRust.
>>529822171Semi tangible like the souls, you could probably vacuum ??? if he doesn't use magic to kill you.
>>529822393>This last discussion made the thread go so fast we're finishing it right now, so this one was clearly bait for exampleThat makes no fucking sense
Heated discussions are not bait, bait happens in between heated discussions taking advantage of the thread speed.
>>529822429No? The moment they go out they are targeted by a hitman, have nowhere left to go as runaways, and keep using the trinket because their future is uncertain. It's when they have another option to look forward too that they demon antics becomes unnecessary. But for now, is what they have to hold onto to stay alive.
>>529821915no, OP images should be art, not standing images.
>>529822180She paid the toll(again)
>>529822434I'm just funposting, if I actually changed the thread name to /ngng/ I would consider it to be vandalization of an OP which is such a dick move.
>>529822650>bait happens in between heated discussionsAll of the heated discussions at this point are bait.
>Why, because you say so?I mean, it's literally, unironically the same handful of talking points that get brought up every time. This is /vg/, we don't have that kind of insane user turnover to justify this happening organically.
>>529822652>their future is uncertainEveryone's future is uncertain, yet normal people don't sacrifice innocent souls for a devil because of it
I also noticed you didn't rebuffed the cannibalism part
Damnit Ashley you shat up the thread again! Come here so I can kiss you violently
>>529822816>All of the heated discussions at this point are bait.Why have discussions at this point then? Just dump art and every post that dare have a single letter might be purged as bait
>>529822816>All of the heated discussions at this point are bait. Sadly yes. There aren't many things to discuss anymore, other than things like the shoe size of Andrew which I am still very eager to discuss if anyone is interested...
>>529822835>Everyone's future is uncertain, yet normal people don't sacrifice innocent souls for a devil because of itnta but most people can't do this, so the numbers are skewed
>>529822478Takis taste like shit and hit really bad to your stomach. Truly a irl toxisoda product.
>>529822835>Everyone's future is uncertain, yet normal people don't sacrifice innocent souls for a devil because of itAgain, they are runaways. And not from a conventional crime, if not for things they did in self defense and retaliation. They live in a bizarre Invader Zim adjacent world and the situation set them up against organizations beyond their capacities. Supernatural reach is their saving grace.
>I also noticed you didn't rebuffed the cannibalism partYou're right on this one. Just for the record, Andrew don't want to partake on it beyond the times they did at least. Ashley is a demon at her core, so what gives.
>>529823105(You)rs was bait. Do not carry this to the next thread.
>>529823105See, that's the kind of behavior I'm talking about. Same shit every time.
>>529823105Bejita please kiss my sisterwife!
>>529823361>Do not carry this to the next thread.I wont if you stop insisting Andrew and Ashley are normal, lol.
>>529823310>they are runaways. And not from a conventional crime, if not for things they did in self defense and retaliation. They live in a bizarre Invader Zim adjacent world and the situation set them up against organizations beyond their capacities. Supernatural reach is their saving grace.Yet, getting trinket charges only put them into even more trouble.
>>529823549>I wont if you stop insisting Andrew and Ashley are normal, lol.They're normal for the circumstances they are in.
>>529823395>See, that's the kind of behavior I'm talking about. Same shit every time.See, that's the kind of behavior that he's talking about. Same shit every time.
>>529823549>Yet, getting trinket charges only put them into even more trouble.They being rude at each other is what causes all the trouble they face, since the very beginning chronologically speaking.
>>529823686>They're normal for the circumstances they are in.Let's settle on everyone in Coffinland being mentally ill then
>>529823775Idk the Surgeon seemed chill to me
>>529823549>(You) said-Nigga are you aware of just how many people you're disagreeing with? That was my first reply to you
>>529823854>Nigga are you aware of just how many people you're disagreeing with?Every post in this thread is me.
Nemlei said none of the characters are mentally ill
>>529823775how is friend b mentally ill?
>>529823987>befriended Andrew
>>529823823Probably the most down to earth character of this saga just because he's just going with the flow of his hellhole of a county.
>>529822171>What does ??? taste likeSulphur
>>529823982She didnt say that
>>529823854My Ashley is so smart, she figured out the graphs
>>529822171Iโd dribble ??? like a basketball
>>529824039He knows what he's about, similar to Ashley, except he has none of her inability to express herself. He lies, but not about his feelings; one of the first things we find out about him is what he loves, and unlike our bitchmade protagonists, he admits and accepts it
>>529823953>Every post in this thread is me.This guys gets it.
>>529823987married and impregnated a fat ugly bitch
>>529824107STUPIDshley is STUPID and DUMB, she accidentally added three zeros to the amount of hussies killed in the Hussiecaust
>>529824228Yeah, but how are you going to dribble ??? past LU's defense?
>>529823987He's christian
>>529824284OUCH man. She's just jewish...
>>529824617kit9 and nemlei self portrait btw
>>529824442oh right, this again..
>>529824617This was actually douchebag. Friend B was the hitman all along. It would explain a lot.
>>529823982She said they don't have a specificlaly labeled mental illness. The problem with saying characters are or are not mentally ill is that everyone has a different threshold for what is considered mentally ill. Technically, in a medical sense, if you're super stressed out and have anxiety from it then you're mentally ill regardless of how utterly reasonable and understandable it is for you to be so. It's unironically a completely worthless argument because of the insanely low barrier of entry, and the minute you establish parameters and thresholds by specifying *what* mental illness you have you are incongruent with the words of the author.
Couples that slay together, stay together.
>>529825009I really didn't think it was that funny but i'm glad it was funny enough for someone to screenshot.
>>529824979It's time to adress the elephant in the room: Mental illness doesn't exist.
>>529825178I wish trannies didnt exist
>>529825229Maybe it was a nightmare all along.
>>529824439LU finner boutta tear his Achilles
Where the FUCK is my bread??
>>529825178>Mental illness doesn't existexplain leftists
>>529825529>>529825229Those are demons from hell.
>>529825178>Mental illness doesn't exist.Then what is this thread?
>>529824979To expand. This is like arguing whether or not Andrew is injured if he falls and scrapes his knee. In an absolute sense, obviously he's injured, but "injury" runs the gamut from boo-boos and splinters to sucking chest wounds and dismemberment. People are using the characters as a vehicle to argue what they consider the threshold for what they consider mentally ill, and it's fucking gay and stupid.
>>529825960>People are using the characters as a vehicle to argue what they consider the threshold for what they consider mentally ill, and it's fucking gay and stupid.Projection is half of the enjoyment that one can subtract from reading fiction.
Is noone gonna bake? Is it over? Is this the end of /colgate/? I don't wanna die Andy..
>>529826360>>529826372Never mind, I shall not bake. Thank you for your service.