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>>529627119 (OP)I was about to tell someone to make a Mika thread but ehhh good enough.
> Tits that smallGAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
>>529627207wher seia imeji?
I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.
when running the Wakamo/Kuroko team for blue, which one of them should get Himari's buff?
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>>529627265>Implying /bag/ was alive.
>>529627119 (OP)Why Nagisa steal Mika's boobs
Game dev department summer
Microbikini alts
Thoughts?
>>529627340Wakamo, look at the mood.
Buff Kuroko if you only need her EX(NS) to kill.
>>529627562they're in the middle of fighting a world ending threat, why would they go to the beach
>>529627562Microbikini alts are SHIT.
>>529627690I bet you prefer frilly swimsuits.
To save money on fabric all mobs will be in micro bikinis from now on
>>529627690Name one example.
>>529627119 (OP)why does seia dress like this?
>>529627562>Millenium SummerNerds are not allowed to go to the beach, so they get Bunnysuits and Maid outfits instead.
>>529627119 (OP)The most misunderstood heroine of BA
what happened to the hype
where is everyoen?
>>529627748That is correct, yes.
>>529627836S.Hifumi and S.Miyako MOG all microbikini.
What about tight fitting swimsuits but also with gloves?
>>529627562I will allow millenium summer only if we will get more Kotori's tummy
>>529628032>what happened to the hypeNothing can top the Seia/Rio double whammy.
That Rio build-up with Karin, Asuna and Neru was agony.
>>529628031Wrong picture.
>>529628032Chopped huzz risible can't even
https://x.com/ArexBold/status/1940034517747802619
It's so weird to see normalfags talking about Uma Musume.
>>529627119 (OP)I love Nagisa's swimsuit, it suits her
>>529628141Shuro and Professor Smug perhaps
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I wonder how long till you all crawling back here.
>>529628280I can see why he likes it, there's some nice tittymeat on that horse
What if we got 2 whole new students as bluefes at jp this anniversary?
Would /bag/ approve?
>>529628280>already needing to shill it in other threadsDid the 4 year delay really fuck it up that badly? I forget how good the 6 months gap in BA is.
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coom in doom
rope in hope
good morning /bag/
>>529628280I fucking told you niggers that the horse game would take a large portion of BA players for global. Nexon should've been reactive but nope.
People don't give a shit how far behind the game is compared to the JP version. The game is the new hot thing and BA is old and busted.
>>529628748The horse gacha has been out for four years?
>>529628881People will stop playing horse game when they realise how much it sucks.
Did you kiss your students today Sensei?
>>529628881Which blue archive pfp made you mad on twitter this time sis
>>529628141>Nothing can top the Seia/Rio double whammy.If nothing can top it, why was it the worst performing anniversary in 2 years?
>>529629150Because BA is dying
>Lost to Hoyofags and XIV trannies
So this is power.... of /bag/.
>>529629150I dunno if you realized but BA has been on a popularity decline for over a year and a half now.
Can't wait to have another melty next Comiket
>>529629150Double fes banners were a mistake
the real issue is BA isn't putting out content fast enough
>>529627183post the OP pic you were about to use
>>529628732I want swimsuit Mika.
>>529629263I remember ZZZ and Gakumas trying and failing to take our place but it seems like nothing is even gonna try this year.
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>just pander to normalfags
>turn your loli characters to legal age even if they're definitely loli so they can jack off to them
nexon will get firebombed if that happens to BA
I quit Uma Musume to play BA like 4 years ago. You don't understand the suffering that is Uma Musume.
>>529629602Was she even an actual hag or just a kid larping as a hag?
>>529629608Grub is infinitely worse, it's a grind with no reward.
At least Uma has cute girls for (You).
Or at least I think that's what it is.
i don't really get the BA vs Uma rivalry
reality is your new customer acquisition rate has to be more than your natural attrition rate for a game to survive. BA hasn't done a good job at expanding their userbase for years
>>529629608>You don't understand the suffering that is Uma Musume.Tell me a tale anon, I like hearing what the other side is like.
>another shitty thread using an image with Seia on it
Always looking for an excuse to make a Seia thread. I'm going back to sleep and come back in 9 hours. You retards deserve what is coming in a couple of hours
>>529627119 (OP)Sex with Mika and Nagisa
>>529629805It's literally one guy who was baiting about it for weeks before release
>>529629805There's no rivalry, it's just one guy shilling.
Both games are so far away from the genre, comparing them to each other is retarded.
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2499560843?t=5h55m56s
>>529629805Jealousy, they get ugly horse ears and we get cute halos.
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>>529629760both of the loli characters are hags so zoomers and gen alphas can fap to them.
This is how insecure normalfaggots are.
>>529629805Retards who hate that Blue Archive is a popular game with lolis spam some game they probably donโt even play themselves, because theyโre seething every time theyโre forced to see Blue Archive fanart.
If I don't get seia on first day I'll start concernposting hard
>>529629150>revenuefaggotry
>>529630252Very well, get fucked.
>>529630260>OMG IT WAS THE BEST ANNIVERSARY EVER NOTHING CAN EVER TOP IT>actually here are the facts: it was one of the worst performing anniversaries in years, and Hina was far better received>Hina is better than Rio and SeiaMaybe don't talk shit unless you want to get hit.
>>529630358>better receivedrevenue wise*
>>529629789I never played grub but it sounds similar enough to the pain that was horse girls. Hour long dailies, autistic guild wars, 300 dollar sparks, honeymoon period into insane drought of currency and resources, deciding between rolling meta cards that require a bunch of dupes and rolling actual horse girls, super RNG baked into building your girls where a single bad turn will destroy your horse stats. I spent like $1000 in the first few months and I was still only at the top of the shitter B-league. The whales during the first few months were absolutely massive.
>>529630358>money = reception
>>529629805Idk either, I tried uma and it seems like a bonsaige if you're not taking it seriously. Career mode story is pretty cute, and they're all autistic like my students.
It's so much chore if you're actually trying to build a character, so I might quit once it's too much.
Blue Archive
>>529630358You're free to take the made up numbers chart as gospel but the 4th anni gave away 2 tickets for hitting top 1 twice and 3rd anni only gave one.
>>529630437>>529630467It made more money and it was better received. Except by shitposters that think Hina is a Mary Sue or whatever
>>529630358To be fair you could get Ibuki for free at the same time so it got more players attention
>>529630512>it was better received.shame Nexon themselves disagree
Guys, I can't believe that within 2 weeks I'll finally have Seia!
Feels good
>>529630512it wasn't better received, but of course, you're free to disagree with Nexon
>>529630442Like I said before, at least there's some value in the grind. I can see why the salarymen stick with it.
Meanwhile you grind in Grub, gets a bridal banner in 2025, then get cucked by a dyke. Playing Grub is actively miserable.
>>529630512Did you forget Kim's interview?
>>529630505There were almost 800k raid players due to Hinafes. Seiafes topped out at 400k. Hina is just way more likable and popular by comparison to Seia.
>>529630578Prove it.
>>529630687There was no interview where Kim said the 3rd anniversary was poorly received.
>>529630819Btw are you still looking through the archives for that Mika?
>>529630819>There was no interview where Kim said the 3rd anniversary was poorly received.there was one that said 4th was only matched by vol f hype
>>529630819Hinafag pulling out all the numbers lmao. You should know that numbers go down when the raid is cancer as fuck like Geburrah but you don't seem to be here to argue in good faith.
>>529630819>800k vs 400klmao retard can't even get the numbers right
I haven't gone beyond single ticket silver in months.
[Good news] Kazoos weekly youtube short starts next monday
>>529631017>newfags are so new that they weren't here for the falseflagging from the seanigger during and after the third anniversary
>>529630927And why would he say anything but?
"Oh yeah guys last anniversary wasn't received well at all." Are you a fucking retard? His job is literally to glaze and shill everything about Blue Archive. Expecting an objective assessment from him is like expecting Trump to not constantly suck his own dick.
>>529631027By HALF? Pure fucking cope
>>529631039Sure bro
>>529631348Oh shit it's real
I have a need to get close, lift, hug and kiss small students
>>529631348> It's fakeFuck you, nigger.
https://x.com/SIAN_FKP_37/status/1940244036108877857
>>529631535real seia never fails to freak me out
shes not as chaotic as /bag/ seia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F8g-cO7K-M
Roll for Toki now or she will never sleep in your bed
Oh look Hina near the top and Seia and Rio nowhere to be seen. I wonder why Hina's anniversary was so much better received
Nozomi and Hikari double fes will be insane
>>529631638im really getting tempted to make a 3d model..
>>529631421Cancelled. We're actually going to decelerate and add more dead weeks.
Why are you guys always so mad
>>529631828I already have her
>>529631828I already have both Tokis though.
My uncle said John nexon is cooking Blue Archive 2 open world rpg like death stranding 2
>>529631843why do people like hina and hoshino
>>529632163Secondaries and Genwunners.
>>529631942No rabbit pussy in their lives.
>>529632163Theyโre sexy and cool
>>529632163Both retard characters that the game tells you are both epic without ever showing it
>>529632238What was her name again?
>today I will falseflag as a hinafag and shitfling
haven't seen this one in awhile
we're so back bros
>>529632163hype moments and aura
>>529632223>without ever showing itRead the fucking story already.
>>529631638mobussy monday would deserve a nut evey week
>>529631843I know you're trolling but isn't this based on l2d usage?
>>529632163They attract shonen spics for being le epic strong and also the ironic lolicon crowd.
Did they fire the translator who did this line yet?
>>529631843I will never understand how you can play this game and like a dog shit character like Mika
>>529632163The same reason people love any other student, read their momos.
>>529632163cool, strong, responsible, cute
cool, strong, lazy, cute
>>529632385That dog isn't wearing any pants...
>>529632312No. That's a popularity poll. You're thinking of this one.
>>529632382If you actually played this game, you'd never use those words for any student.
>>529632312Nip popularity contest
>>529632375It does seem like they changed translators or guidelines for translations a bit ago
>>529632424My man is living his best life after a long day, more power to him.
a second seiamobile has hit the streets
>>529632375sorry but that's nip exclusive
global akira is not precious
>>529632479Where's the Hina mobile?
Oh wait it crashed.
>>529632312That was online popularity poll, not held by Yostar or Nexon btw.
>>529632439Mika fucking sucks. And yes I've read her momos. If she wasn't meta I would've never pulled for her.
>>529629973>There's no rivalryTell that to the japanese version of 4chan, over there you'd think the two are sworn eternal enemies
>>529632502>global akira>global seiaWho's the next student to be globalized?
>>529629760She's legitimately like 45-49 years old.
>>529632639You're full of shit.
cute evil daughter child!!
>>529632575>/bag/ together could redo the entire TL to match the nip version and insert it into the game files but they won't4chan is kil
>>529630505That was because 3rd anniversary ran at the same time as dokkan battle's big celebration. It was fucking insane, shit made like 80 million usd in two weeks. them japanese really fucking love dragon ball power wank.
4th anniversary had no comparable competition
>>529632565You are not the target audience of this game.
>>529632707Nice excuse kek
>>529632674No, you can piece it together based off tidbits here and there. The most blatant one is when Piper mentions she's almost a decade off retirement, which in China is almost universally 60 years old.
Is this game at eos? should i try a different gacha?
>>529632764It's not an excuse. It's a legitimate reason. Motherfucker if you were there you would know, dokkan cannot be stopped when it's party time for them
>>529632817gachas peak at the 3rd or 4th year
afterwards it's all downhill from there
>>529632707Bwo none of the numbers are real. It's all based on app store rankings and weird chink algorithms. The only objective truth is that 4th anni hit top 1 twice and 3rd anni didn't.
Princess carrying the princess wife
>>529632770Sounds like bullshit to me, how is that any different than Hoshino calling herself an oldman?
It's just anime bullshit age.
>>529632750>been playing since day one>you are not le target audience because you don't like my pinktard gorillaOkay retard.
>>529631843you niggas said zoos is no longer relevant
>>529632875The fact of the matter is is that we had twice the player count thanks to the success of Hinafes while Seiafes had no such appreciable boost.
>>529633029> The factBlah blah blah post bond.
>just keeps biting the bait
>>529632926I was here day 1 and I don't remember seeing you
>>529632926post login streak, triple plat, and affection count
>>529632983'Zoos is always relevant.
>>529632925Her history with the gang, general boomerisms, knowing Big Daddy longer than anyone else, and the fact she even says she's a bit over middle age (40), which when coupled with the retirement comment, almost certainly puts her in the 46-49 range. She's an actual ojisan, dude.
>low IQ Momoi post
Every time
>>529632926This is not about a specific student. This is about not understanding the message of the story. You can never self-insert if you can't find it in your heart to like all students.
>>529633029The fact of the matter is that players got twice as many free rolls thanks to it's performance in the app store despite allegedly having half the playerbase hehe. I'm a way you can also say that 400k people left the game when they noticed the Hina event was fucking dogshit which is something I heard a lot about when JP players were complaining about the November rerun. Most miserable shit ever honestly.
>>529633119Your mom remembers me
>>529633120Post x-rays of your cranium
>Hinachads successfully defended their wife from the Seia shitpostersYou love to see it.
>>529633187Wrong. The player count dropped after Hinafes, meaning once they realized we weren't getting more Hina they peaced out. It will go back up for Hina's 3rd alt.
>>529632817Play Uma Musume instead. It had a global release just last week.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3224770/
>>529633187I'll jump into this convo to call you a complete fag. Hina's anniversary was the cutest thing ever. People complained during the rerun because there's no novelty and a lot of effort.
>>529633264>meaning once they realized we weren't getting more Hinadidn't the Kisaki Hina mini story happen after Hinafes? seems like they just missed out
>>529633171I understand the message. She's still a shit character.
>You can never self-insert if you can't find it in your heart to like all studentsMan shut the fuck up lmao.
>>529632907Holy fuark. I'M NOOOOOTICING.
>>529632675>/kvbat/ filename fuck off
>>529633029>daily heenatard melty
>>529633349Where's the blue archive steam page?
>>529633373where's your login streak, triple plat, and affection count Mr Day 1 player
Does /bag/ like hags like Satsuki? She's still your student.
>>529633398>/kvbat/ invented md5You are genuinely retarded
>>529633482> HagsShe's only 17.
I like the pink gorilla. Can I get her during the fes?
>>529633471Up your fat ass
/bag/ will fall for this btw
>>529633587Only if arona allows it
are these the legendary SEA hours
>>529633587No. John Nexon took her out back and blew her brains out.
>>529632385Does Hoshino know that dog?
saba becomes the first vtuber to complete a Trinity of Golden Play Buttons
>400k
still making shit up
>>529633709>1M subs>only 4 videoswhat the fuck
>>529633709>troon tubersFuck off
>>529633759gonna surprise you even more, she made the account 3 days ago
401k!
You will be poor if you don't invest in your
401k!
why the fuck is there so much shit-
>mika thread
ah I see now, someone is upset
>>529633826your medicine please
>>529633587Do 600 rolls and pray. It's like a 30% chance or something.
Alternatively you can throw away your account, skip the free 100 rolls and Seia, and just reroll a new account during fes to guarantee Mika.
>>529633540She is hag coded.
>>529633885And you're fag coded
>>529633805is it the model or something? what the fuck
seems like your usual generic vtuber though
>>529633885No, Makoto is hag coded.
>>529633482Wakamo, Makoto and Kayoko are more hag than Satsuki
Don't discriminate just because she has a pair of soft heavy saggers
>>529633698She's trying to protect my reputation (which is already ruined thanks to those damn mutts and cats rumors)
>>529632875>3rd anni didn't....because of dokkan battle. are you incapable of basic reasoning?
dokkan battle was #1 for like an entire week.
>>529633929that's just gawr gura bwo
>>529633929No, it's Gura's new account, so naturally all her fans would follow her. People acting like this is some grand achievement are fucking retarded since she has always been bigly popular
>>529633929It's Gura's new account. The queen of vtubers are back
>off topic samefagging this hard
> Watching vtuber
The only good streamers are vinesauce and his swedish friend.
>DOKKAN BATTLE DOKKAN BATTLE
BA and DBZ fans don't overlap. Enough with the cope.
>>529633885>fertile codedftfy
>>529634168What a worthless character
>>529634150where do you guys even get the pyros at high level? How much do you guys get per day?
what happened to the melty where they said that you can't post mika
>>529634159That has absolutely zero relevance to the discussion. Whether they overlap or not doesn't matter.
>>529634150Do you even play, faggot?
>>529633975All the animals belong in workcamps
>>529634150My Jim is loved.
Wtf bros Dokkan battle is stealing our players away...
>>529634234Skipped a bunch of banners, obviously.
If you only aim for Bluefes then the stash will increase very fast.
>>529634168Oh look it's Mary Sue
>>529634360Errmmmmm, Anon, that's Mika
>>529634234With just one click you can get 8000 in a few seconds.
This cake's going back in the fridge for today.
>>529634150Are you gonna try to fish out wakamo/sHoshino/mika or something?
>>529634337It's funny how you think being passive aggressive makes you clever.
I'll reply directly to call you a retard so you know you're a retard.
>>529631828I wasn't expecting to get another 3star in the same tenner, Arona can be alright sometimes
>>529634360what's a Mary Sue
>>529634360She's too despised in universe for it.
>>529634448>make garbage posts>make an advertisement postTry something new, tranny.
>>529634360That's not Hosh or Hina
Bludgeoning Mika to death with a sack of hammers
>>529634571>Hosh >mary sue>repeated fuck upRetard
>>529634556>>529634460These posts were made by the same person
>>529634360but i did not post heena? tell me 1 flaw heena have that is not "being too perfect"
>>529634612It's funny how upset he got over a little joke.
>>529634480Hey, that Sagsuki belongs to me
Wtf Arona, did you mix up the envelopes again?
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>>529634612Try again.
Your next cope response is
>muh inspect element
>>529634685So cute, he brought a friend from /dbg/.
>>529634685WTF, YOU'RE ME!
>>529634685It was actually supposed to be "phoneposting" but yeah, let's go with that cope
>>529634657>it was just le prank broJokes are supposed to be funny.
>>529634685You asked Shenron to cover up your samefagging
for people that play both uma musume and arknights:
here are some characters that share VAs!
Should I start playing Uma if I like seeing titty and ass jiggling?
Holy fuck this thread is garbage. What student should i post porn of to get banned for?
>>529634805You're the punchline. And let's say I'm rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off.
>>529634773Never even visited that place nor care to. You seem to know so much about it, why not fuck off back there?
>open Lessons
>emulator crashes
GABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>529634805You sound like a miserable person bwo. There isn't a joke that can make everybody laugh and knowing that fact doesn't mean you should stop trying.
>>529634825I deadass don't care
>>529634872Very mild jiggles. It's no Senran that's for sure.
>2 hours
>300 posts
>page 1
we are so back bros
>>529634962traitor always lose
>>529634796Saba collab soon
>>529634929Witnessing blatant retardation tends to make people feel miserable, yeah.
>>529634872Dolphin Wave is better at that
why do people keep wanting to fuck key
>>529634909The students get to skip class if you can't get in.
>>529635009Jesus Christ you're so mad. I wasn't even part of whatever reply chain you came from.
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>>529634825What about those that play Uma and BLUE ARCHIVE?
Any shared VA?
>>529635035Get back here you ne'er-do-well.
>>529635061Well you are now.
Retard.
so it's been more than 8 days since the announcement of the delay
it's officially considered in limbo now right? especially since steam's own documents say it should've only taken 3-7 days
>inb4 muh nekopara after
doesn't matter, steam BA is still delayed with no update
>>529635162You're just lashing at everybody that talks to you. Calm down.
>>529635061Of course I'm mad. Wouldn't you be mad if you tried to reason with someone only for said someone to randomly start flinging shit at you?
Reminder that the monkey wasted 5 years of xer worthless life just to shitpost on /bag/.
Stupid bitch. Even as a fuck doll you're useless. Beg for your life!!!
>>529635203yes
abandon all hope of a steam release before seia
>I'm not part of your reply
>replies
>>529635025I want to use my key in her keihole
Guys I think I might REALLY like Blue Archive.
>>529635025Aris is too bright and innocent to lewd.
Key on the other hand is asking for it.
great
which monkey is having a melty this time
>>529635274My bad. I can't tell if it's the monkey when it's not posting scat or yurishit.
>>529635256The Whore of Trinity
>>529635316She is literally telling you to fuck off and go kill yourself.
ANYWAY, BLUE ARCHIVE.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9vETH0xfIXM
RANDOM SEIA SHORT FOR GLOBAL
>>529635409She's so cute when she's tsuntsun
>>529635409She wants to fuck me.
>>529635409THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN
ALL THAT DOES IS JUST MAKE ME WANNA FUCK KEI EVEN HARDER
>>529635430>RandomIsn't global due Seia in like a week?
>>529635364he did not post seia
>>529635430>korean voiceseos it
>predicted that I was going to lose all the defense overnight after winning all 5 attack attempts
>I was fucking right
try to be more subtle next time John Nexon
>>529635430>gook voicesI'm going to be sick
>>529635409>while she wraps her legs around me so I have no way of pulling out, the only option is to cum insideKEI-CHAN
>muh key sexo retards are awake now
>>529628881cygames is an awful company though and people will bounce once the honeymoon is over and the day-to-day autismgrind sets in
they're also the only gacha devs in the industry who are so retarded they can fumble the simplest of things
>make bridal units>they're not for you>one of them even goes out of their way to insult the player
>>529635489>Yesterday I woke up to find I'd tanked further in ranks than I think I'd ever seen in one night because I was attacked 15 times and lost a shocking ammount>Attacked once over night and won tonightClassic.
Frieza = Dokkan
Krillin = BA's 3rd anni
>>529635430>gook voice*vomits
>>529635627You are just jealous your wife isn't as sexo.
>>529635430>ear twitchGood.
>>529635658They fumbled and will continue to fumble Grub cause nobody cares about it anymore. Uma? Still a money maker, so at best they will be jewish.
>>529635514I thought this was art from that guy that draws inverted nipples but it turned out to be AI generated. Shame.
>>529635430Why does it feel like all the korean voices sound like amateurs?
>>529635683Noooo Kim Yongha...
>>529635784I am perpetually assmad the monkeyloli is stuck in that game. Absolute diamonds.
I fucking told you niggers that the horse game would take a large portion of BA players for global. Nexon should've been reactive but nope.
People don't give a shit how far behind the game is compared to the JP version. The game is the new hot thing and BA is old and busted.
Born to game
Forced to work
>>529635658Who are the brides for then?
Yeah but how does that impact me?
(-)
>>529635959The GDD prefers retro games, anyway. Like Chrono Digger and Lonk's Awakening.
>>529635893Any Uma that resemble Seia?
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>Bake Mika thread
>........
Is that easy huh.
>>529636162A few months ago, 2 hours would've already hit bump limit. It's genuinely sad how much /bag/ declined after the hack.
>>529635893Why do people like zero-gameplay slop? Same with Dolphin Wave. May as well put a UI over a looping gif.
>>529636292Yeah I wish we had twice as many posts complaining about the thread quality like the good old days.
>>529635959Just game at work
>>529636293No idea but Kantai Collection managed to survive for more than a decade and is still alive, albeit barely
>>529636348A faster thread had a lot of garbage but also a lot of decent posts coming in fast so it wasn't as dull.
A slower thread like now just forces you to stare at the garbage for a lot longer
>>529636162everyone kneel to 'igga
>>529636293raising simulator i guess? Even eroges and princess maker are popular
>>529636293ba also has little gameplay but people are playing it too
>>529636495>Just game at workHow do you do this if your job is customer-facing
gook nagisa has a pretty good VA
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9vETH0xfIXM
>>529636658turn the other way
>>529636293They're mobile games for a mobile device you play while on the toilet or commuting to work on the train in between transfers, they're not meant to be full-blown action RPG experiences. You have actual games for those.
BA itself isn't exactly the pinnacle of gameplay.
>>529635970For me, of course.
>>529636718Is this the same Seia model as the one on JP? Or is it a completely different one made from scratch?
>>529636958Meta for next season?
>>529636958Kino.
Is Haruka still considered a mainstay? Been trying to get mine farmed up in advance this time instead of scrambling like I did for Hosh.
>>529637034looks much lower quality so I doubt it's the same
>>529635893>no gameplay>mlp nascarkek, this shit will be dead in 3 months while BA will be dropping sick mecha fights PVs
>>529637024I'd beat that blasphemous whore
>>529637034The flowers on Global Seia's ear looks much better.
>>529637106Weird
Why don't they just re-use the one from JP?
>>529637024I'll start visiting kaiser 26 instead if the girl on the left works there.
sorry Sora
ohhh.. my umaโฆ
my uma is onions
not like thisโฆ
>>529634527any character I don't like
>>529637229Is yostar not willing to share or something? Both nexon and yostar are officially partners when it comes to BA
>>529637373From a legal standpoint, Nexon owns the IP.
>>529637318Doesn't onions increase hip and titty size?
Seems good for my breeding horses and students
>>529637373It's weird huh? Yostar will happily profit from the content Nexon creates but not the other way around.
>>529635430>JP shorts end>GB shorts begin
>>529637373nexon could absolutely get the models if they cared enough
>>529635802not sure KR dubbing is much of a thing in Korea for Japanime
>>529637373Nexon is extremely retarded on global when it concerns JP content, and would rather pretend it doesn't exist.
>>529637497I didn't know there was a filter for that you learn something every day
I love the big sister kot so much, it's unreal.
>>529637545If they could, that's bizarre that they care enough to spend time making their own models instead of just... idk working out a deal with yostar or something. Just feels like unnecessary duplication of work.
>>529637602Nah it's just Yostar being extremely jewish. Nexon already said so during the global Halo festival drama.
>>529637678she's not that big
>>529637697No, they own the IP like the other guy said, Nexon could literally deny them the shorts. An Nexon works closely with Yostar. It's moreso that the global side exists entirely separate from the JP one.
>>529637697>it's just Yostar being extremely jewish>Nexon already said so during the global Halo festival dramaWhat was this? QRD?
won the japanese derby but at what cost
just end me, pull the trigger piglet
>>529637318>Gold ShipStudents for this feel?
>>529637679>Just feels like unnecessary duplication of workOr maybe it's a good training for gook animators.
Who knows, maybe BA will get a proper animated 3d kino one day, and not whatever the hell the anime was supposed to be.
>>529637373>Is yostar not willing to share or something?probably, yes
I would sniff Arona's VA's cunny.
>>529637898>good training for gook animators.That's probably what all the shorts are for honestly, just give it to the interns and they learn how everything works until they git gud enough to make stuff for the actual game.
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>>529636348Image dumping till max limit would've help too if it wasn't for the fact that some of /bag/ posters being butthurt at jannoids and decided to fled.
>>529638135What is Plana thinking about?
>>529637804That sounds incredibly retarded when there's only 5-6 months between them. Still, I feel it's completely plausible
>>529638195strawberry milk
>>529638353is she stupided?
>>529637095Haruka sees mild use, but is still not preferred over Marina or just Hoshino/Kuroko as in last season. She is, after all, very effective at shutting Iori's ex skill down
>>529638353how does she hold the teacup?
Bitch you are fucking loaded. Why the fuck do I have to pay you some fucking popcorn????
>>529638353Wear your sleeves properly!
>>529638451Her hand under the sleeve?
>>529638091I honestly prefer this one than JP
>>529635430that seia got some dead fish eyes
>gook voicethe magic is in earing a funny, cute language as japanese, not something can comprehend (if gook). fuck dubs
>>529638469ARE
YOU
LOST
NIGGER
>>529638469>>529637856>>529637318you are in the wrong thread, fuck off
>>529638587I'm gonna need dubs to understand whatever the fuck you just posted, nigger.
>>529635430Cute.
>Cuts short right when Seia is about to talkHeh, been a long while.
Should we just start calling these threads /umabag/ now?
>play a gook game but complain about gook voice
i don't get you guys sometimes
>>529638768>play a gook game made by weeaboos and originally released with jp voices and jp language and no gook lang to be seenuh
>>529638629Report it retards
>>529638152You're free to fill up that role you know
Just readily spam images during cooldown and pause a bit if you want to reply to a specific post
I'm honestly worried that some deranged pyropup will try to attack her.
>>529638768with your understanding of nuance I don't doubt there's a lot you don't get
>>529638837I did, dipshit, but if you weren't aware jannies aren't exactly highly responsive to low level reports like OT
>>529638469Kill yourself horse fucker.
>>529638768>gook speak sounds badI don't understand how they can sound so different
>>529638469you are loved and welcome here
I am helping, /bag/!
we are going to win this battle against the shitposters and offtopicposters very soon
>>529638694>>529638848the magic is in hearing* a funny, cute language as japanese , not something you* can comprehend. It's not that hard man
Good morning
>Inb4 we get gook rio shorts
I mean i'd be happy to see my autistic daughterwife with an official 3d model but gook is a weird language.
>>529638907THIS
ISN'T
VIDEO
GAMES
NIGGER
i cum in cat she hiss at penis
>>529639173her breasts are not this big
>>529639008you can help me in another way
>>529638768If BA started out with KR voices you'd have a point, but it didn't.
It's more like if the dark souls or silent hill games suddenly got a JP dub years later. Which would just be weird given how completely western inspired those two are (to the point where none of them have JP audio tracks).
I can safely say that Blue Archive definitely fell off this year
What killed the hype?
>why does /bag/ never post X
who is X to you?
Where's her redemption arc?
Are you fucking kidding me...?
>>529639173I could goop to this
>>529639479who the fuck is this "Akikawa"
i thought you said this game was for (You)
>>529639414I appreciate the cropped porn posts
Report and ignore.
(โ ูโ )
I left for 2 hours and there's suddenly hundreds of shitposters and twitter repost bots.
>>529639627its not exactly porn
back then we'd have seiaposts drowning out the doomposting and we would just laugh it off
>>529639115>bug catchingwrong country
>>529639713So it's your fault that the thread is like this
Do something about it
Finish your Chokmah
Floor 99 at least
https://share.google/SAEQtrNQzJyhTdkbc
If this actually goes thru, the xitter bots will finally be stopped.
>>529639928Most I can do is 49
>>529639928whats a chokmah
They let you filter these shills on the other site
>>529639928which floor do i have to clear to claim planasexo?
>>529640013go visit those sites then
Have you ever bought BA merch?
>>529639928there's still time before reset
>>529639865But I need to pack up my luggage for my 2 weeks trip.
>>529639008maki sniffing (thoroughly)
>>5296402282 weeks trip to where? Kivotos? Can you take me with you?
>>529639928I still don't know how to do chokky. 74 is my limit.
>>529639928I did, with UE40 Meru (my own)
>>529640341you're already in kivotos you dumb rabbit
>>529640013Too bad it's soulless as fuck.
>>529640342just follow a guide
If you don't want to follow a guide, the simple answer is "you have to exhaustively figure out the roughly best timings to deploy buffs extremely consistently. If you fuck up even one single time with your buff timing, it can easily ruin your entire run"
In other words, it's extremely annoying and I recommend just using a guide. The other annoying factor is you need a UE40 Meru or QMarina at the very least, with UE50 highly preferred.
>>529640461I kidnapped Miyu. She's in my world.
>>5296401282 cakes
>Maximum file size is 4 mbThis site is so shit istg. As if the bots and the troon jannies weren't bad enough.
>>529640476You're posting made-in-China gookakos
>>529640476you're still not spamming images and filling up those image slots like i told you to
i support ba and uma alliance against the chink gacha tourist menace, both games are japanese kino core
>>529640723>japanese kinoonly uma
ba is literally made by gook devs
>>529640794ba is honorary jap
>>529639928i got to 84, beyond that I think I'll need more kirino and bHosh investment. Easy raid, bless cockma
>grub
>grub
what the fuck is the grub gacha, GBF?
>>529640840The japanese themselves don't think so.
>>529640137Yes, will buy more soon when Neru's figs drop.
>>529641049this isn't true other than from the ultranationalists
>>529641056what is this from
I thought ba was made by Koreans
>>529641049doujin count says otherwise
the mika thread really did piss him off it's hilarious
>>529641194it is
North Koreans, specifically
when is 4.5 stream again?
>>529641148Upcoming event
>>529641154every shop selling BA goods that isn't just 100% owned by yostar just merges it all together with the nikke / arknights / wuwa / hoyo merch in a small back section of the store.
meanwhile stuff like idolmaster and uma get their own dedicated shelves proudly displayed when you walk in
>Bringing up the ultranationalists again
I can't wait for the schizoposts from 2 to start getting posted as if they represent anything
I think we should have another Mika thread
it's obvious from the posting speed that this is just the breath of life /bag/ needs
>nips hates BA
aren't we going from one bait to another way too fast?
do you think it's the monkey or someone upset the monkey isn't here to post his shit?
>>529641245sourced from comiket which is like 50% chinese now. most actual japanese doujinshi artists have long moved to other conventions like comitia.
>>529641557have long since* moved to other conventions
>>5296411482 weeks into the future
>>529641490They probably accidentally looked at the comiket numbers again and had a stroke
>>529641749Post Kei instead so I can stroke.
>>529641490You know what they say, act like a monkey...
>>529641515I don't but Sagsuki gets a pass for being genuinly adorable and funny.
>>529641749Alice awakened something within me.
>>529641490>someone upset the monkey isn't here to post his shitWho gets upset over that? Shouldn't they be glad instead? These threads are finally clean
>wake up and get into /bag/
>mika thread
>full of shitposting
The part that sucks is that usually the sthiposting stays for a couple of days, if it was only one thread it would be whatever
>muh mika OP bad
Oh fuck off.
>>529633815I ignored retirement shit in my 20s because I thought I would just kill myself and now I'm 32 with nothing
>>529641831Your father instinct?
>>529642325I am not a good person.
why do people keep wanting to fuck key?
>>529639928I don't have a solid yellow dot to do 75+
>>529642489Because my key is big and she needs to take the consequences of that
I'm losing so many pvp matches lately
>>529643086It's time to zag while others are zigging. Dust off your Mashiro. Run Natsu as your tank. Put Momoi and Midori on your team.
aris and yuzu together with you in a room
What outfit should Ibuki wear for sex though
https://x.com/igacyan_gameaka/status/1940375254494495172?t=NxTrAG3ALUDkMQ7hJBHLGg&s=19
More chink wank.
>>529637318>>529637856>>529638469>>529639115>>529639479Why are you reposting random people's tweets? You're such a faggot holy shit.
>>529643430*boots up Super Smash Bros Brawl*
>>529643559>no feetThey lost
>>529643491she should be wearing her jammies
BREEDING NAGUSA'S SKELETAL SEXY BODY https://cdn.donmai.us/original/41/d6/41d61c9c0b9abed84d2df83c9bc726a7.jpg
>>529643602>BrawlThat game SUCKS.
>>529643503she looks so serene and vulnerable..
Whats up my miggers (said with a hard R)
Steam release doko?
>>529643736can i jork to this at work?
Does student get an ego from getting desired by sensei
>>529644125>>529643918Good morning Hibiki
*licks butthole*
>>529644125start dancing bitch
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>>529644213I dunno. Iori seems to hate it whenever we openly lust for her.
Go our and have sex /bag/
>>529644213Ily. She got very cocky after Sensei praised her looks once.
>>529644853Can't afford kids.
>>529645030how much have you spent on BA?
>>529645215Certainly nothing close to the cost of raising a child.
>>529644853Bro we're the South Korea of Europe, can't make babies with Megalia-tier feminists
>>529644853Just let the species die
>>529644853the thirdies will keep breeding like roaches so there wont be any human shortage anytime soon
>>529644853Looks like Ukraine needs some strong maskuline men to help them out.
Are there any younger women there still or have they all fled?
>>529644206Hifumi Daisuki
>>529645720does she ever hump her Peroro plushies?
>>529645720good thing she comes with a paper bag
>>529629056Yes.
Like uhhh... 3 different ones
why should i give a shit about a steam release if i play on mobile already and have no interest in moving to the pc
>>529646073It's about sending a message.
You now have jungle fever
>>529646073The Steam release is intended to attract many new players, helping to prevent the game from dying
>>529646443proof the game is dying?
>>529631828Rolled her, got C! Utaha instead
>>529631638That's a Mob and a half.
Is this the last time gamer maids have a banner?
>>529646525seia told me in a dream
>>529646659how do I stop seia's shitposting in my head?
Good Morning /zoos/ general
does miyu's weakness detection takes down the kaiten shield?
>>529646725just sign here and she'll stop
>>529633137Not enough for the wannabe Diddys sitewide
>>529646818What makes it good?
>>529646924every day with zoos is full of joy
>>529646818Post Zoos' canon cupsize
>>529646849who wouldn't marry seia?
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>>529646995'Zoos wouldn't say this
>>529647160AA cup. Zoos is a flatty and a shorty because she grew up poor.
>>529635213>anon posts pinkheaded menhera student images one day>ruin someone's life funny lol
>>529627580you didn't get the reference, she literally puts headphones out and jams out as her fav activity
she's quiet and chill, not supposed to have a strong, flashy alt
>>529647714whats your job?
>>529647826Legimitely don't understand how CN is still afloat. BA in China flopped harder than my sex life
>>529647714I don't, but these past two weeks have been bad
>>529647826Shiroko too tall.
>>529647962I guess the cost to maintain is low enough that it's not a problem for Yostar.
I rolled Kisaki.. you fuckers said just roll and get lucky and now because it happened I've been stun locked mentally the entire day. I thought for sure it was going to take a rate up or special ticket.
Now its just Hina Dress & Seia then my loli archive chasing feels complete.
>Wakes up
>Sees BA global uploaded Seia short
>Want to hear what gook Seia sounds like
>They did the mute joke
>>529647714I wish i could be like BA dev , have fun making cute and funny thing while being paid and praise
>>529647897who's the girl on the left?
>>529647826Our beautiful princesses
>>529648195Sora from nikke is what the tweet says
>>529648161your train lolis?
>>529647897who's the girl on the right?
BA's stories are so good it made me want to try out actual visual novels.
Your favorite size?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s5k0t-OSEs
>>529648312I've been so hyper focused on Kisaki for 3 months now the train lolis have been off my radar.
>>529648601they'll be released in 3 months
>>529648124>too tallStairs steps
>>529648461>zoomer discovers books
>>529647826I don't like Mika that much, but I love her breasts
>>529649023books are boring though
>>529648643Seia is bedridden
>>529649023keyword visual, so that I don't have to use my imagination
>>529649023i'm never reading a "book" without pictures of cute girls in it homo
I've got no UE40 Marina for kaiten torment. What are my in house alternatives?
>>529640634Doing it alone suck tho.
>>529649312UE30?
I did torment once using a 4* Marina.
Would Seia post on KivotosChan? What would she post?
>>529649284Go ahead starts with Umineko
>>529649327i'll help you!
Momoi say:
read Infinite Jest.
>>529649429>"Sensei, I can tell you are reading this. Come over."
>Nagusa outsold her club mates
Eat shit Ayame
>>529649701Ayame would outsell all her clubmates, including Nagusa
>>529649701>most attractive girl outsold clubmatesSHOCKER
Ayame wouldn't sell shit because she looks like some yankee elf and her gimmick is being worse than everyone thinks.
>>529649851Ayame would outsell the pissing bottles.
Cause she's in a coma.
>>529649701Yep, another victory for Nagoos
why does anon want to reach image limit?
is it 300 in /vg/? i forgot
>>529649429I'd be too busy arguing with Hifumi over at the momo friends general to notice
>>529650291What did i do?
>>529650474Sensei agrees that Skullman is the coolest.
need catgirl grillfriend so bad
>>529650730I want to impregnate Serika and make her a single mom
>>529650470It doesn't matter in this thread
>>529650686Janny can't tell the difference between /bag/gots and monkey proxies so he's gonna nuke all mika pics during monkey hours
>>529650695Sensei doesn't even acknowledge Skullkek's existence. Peroro is his favorite as shown in Himari's momos. He got mad at her for calling it a hippo and told her to refer to it as Peroro-sama.
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Superior Shiroko > Inferior Shiroko
>>529650928atleast she looks happy
>>529647962Have you ever considered that those revenue charts are a massive meme with incomplete info?
We know for a fact that CN raids are about as populous as JP's. Unless the chinks are collectively intentionally not spending for whatever reason, you'd think that server is bringing in a relatively similar amount of money
>>529650943Look at the filenames
Gold is fine too. I don't need to do torment
>>529650974Love that catass. If she keeps up her figure, I'll come back and sweettalk her, then leave her with a second child.
My little single mom catgirl can't be this easily fooled
>>529650695Skullman a shit
https://x.com/Durindana_7/status/1940131988666761575
>artist used to draw horse fucker fanart
>now he play BA
we fucking won bigly
It's kinda weird how CN constantly has new Mika outfits and other collabs over there but on the JP side she barely receives anything
Can we have a Saya thread next. Just Saya and not the rest of the chink school
>>529651471Nobody cares about cn
>>529651245heh, azusa and wagie saori interactions are great
>>529651546Someone's buying it if they keep shilling it
>>529651471Nobody cares about China so they have to constantly bring out the big guns
>>529651505You are the baker of your own destiny
>>529651471Chinks having bad tastes isn't anything new
>>529651505Give me a good rat image
>>529651614>the big gunsIf that was true she would be shilled everywhere
>>529651356he should draw horses fucking the BA girls
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
RELEASE AKIRA ALREADY YOU NIGGER DEVS
>>529651673I'm not Chinese so I don't know but every piece of Chinese advertising wanks Mika far more than normal
>>529651076They're as populous because China is a fuckhuge country with a fuckhuge population. But it doesn't translate to equivalent spending power like JP does especially when they have even better foresight than global does.
I think more telling is that BA always hovers around rank 300-400 in their app stores which is basically gigaflop territory. Revenue numbers are a meme but rankings are not when it's this consistent.
>>529651673>If that was trueShe's consistently at the top or near the top of polls since volume 3 came out
>>529651673Mika is really popular bro
>>529651865Chinese players have good taste i guess
>>529652025This makes it look like "the big guns" is Hoshino
If that's the reason cn shills her why don't they shill Hoshino instead of Mika?
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