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i was just about to bake

>sales
down
>pc client
cancelled
>game
eosing

>>529627119 (OP)
I was about to tell someone to make a Mika thread but ehhh good enough.
> Tits that small
GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

>>529627207
wher seia imeji?

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

when running the Wakamo/Kuroko team for blue, which one of them should get Himari's buff?

this thread is ass

>>529627340
Kuroko.

>check "the" number
oof

>>529627265
>Implying /bag/ was alive.

>>529627119 (OP)
Why Nagisa steal Mika's boobs

>>529627401
What?

Game dev department summer
Microbikini alts
Thoughts?

>>529627340
Wakamo, look at the mood.
Buff Kuroko if you only need her EX(NS) to kill.

>>529627562
they're in the middle of fighting a world ending threat, why would they go to the beach

>>529627562
Microbikini alts are SHIT.

>>529627690
I bet you prefer frilly swimsuits.

To save money on fabric all mobs will be in micro bikinis from now on

>>529627690
Name one example.

>>529627119 (OP)
why does seia dress like this?

>>529627617
For me

>>529627562
>Millenium Summer
Nerds are not allowed to go to the beach, so they get Bunnysuits and Maid outfits instead.

>>529627119 (OP)
The most misunderstood heroine of BA

what happened to the hype

where is everyoen?

>>529627748
That is correct, yes.

>>529627836
S.Hifumi and S.Miyako MOG all microbikini.

>>529627397
>>529627603
WELL?

favorite sechi seia?

What about tight fitting swimsuits but also with gloves?

>>529627562
I will allow millenium summer only if we will get more Kotori's tummy

>>529628032
>what happened to the hype
Nothing can top the Seia/Rio double whammy.
That Rio build-up with Karin, Asuna and Neru was agony.

>>529628031
Wrong picture.

>>529628032
Chopped huzz risible can't even

>>529628045
Wakamo.

https://x.com/ArexBold/status/1940034517747802619

It's so weird to see normalfags talking about Uma Musume.

>>529627119 (OP)
I love Nagisa's swimsuit, it suits her

>>529628141
Shuro and Professor Smug perhaps

I wonder how long till you all crawling back here.

>>529628280
I can see why he likes it, there's some nice tittymeat on that horse

>>529628045
Chise

it's over

What if we got 2 whole new students as bluefes at jp this anniversary?
Would /bag/ approve?

>>529628280
>already needing to shill it in other threads
Did the 4 year delay really fuck it up that badly? I forget how good the 6 months gap in BA is.

>>529628539
29 pfffttt

coom in doom
rope in hope
good morning /bag/

>>529628280
I fucking told you niggers that the horse game would take a large portion of BA players for global. Nexon should've been reactive but nope.

People don't give a shit how far behind the game is compared to the JP version. The game is the new hot thing and BA is old and busted.

>>529628748
The horse gacha has been out for four years?

>>529628881
People will stop playing horse game when they realise how much it sucks.

Did you kiss your students today Sensei?

>>529627280
Me too.

>>529628881
Which blue archive pfp made you mad on twitter this time sis

>>529629056
yes

>>529628141
>Nothing can top the Seia/Rio double whammy.
If nothing can top it, why was it the worst performing anniversary in 2 years?

>>529629150
Because BA is dying

>Lost to Hoyofags and XIV trannies
So this is power.... of /bag/.

>>529629150
I dunno if you realized but BA has been on a popularity decline for over a year and a half now.

Can't wait to have another melty next Comiket

>>529629150
Double fes banners were a mistake

the real issue is BA isn't putting out content fast enough

>>529629218
>>529629247
Oh my...

>>529627183
post the OP pic you were about to use

>>529628732
I want swimsuit Mika.

>>529629263
I remember ZZZ and Gakumas trying and failing to take our place but it seems like nothing is even gonna try this year.

>>529629432
pp grabber

>just pander to normalfags
>turn your loli characters to legal age even if they're definitely loli so they can jack off to them
nexon will get firebombed if that happens to BA

I quit Uma Musume to play BA like 4 years ago. You don't understand the suffering that is Uma Musume.

>>529629602
Was she even an actual hag or just a kid larping as a hag?

>>529629608
Grub is infinitely worse, it's a grind with no reward.
At least Uma has cute girls for (You).
Or at least I think that's what it is.

i don't really get the BA vs Uma rivalry

reality is your new customer acquisition rate has to be more than your natural attrition rate for a game to survive. BA hasn't done a good job at expanding their userbase for years

>>529629608
>You don't understand the suffering that is Uma Musume.
Tell me a tale anon, I like hearing what the other side is like.

>another shitty thread using an image with Seia on it
Always looking for an excuse to make a Seia thread. I'm going back to sleep and come back in 9 hours. You retards deserve what is coming in a couple of hours

>>529627119 (OP)
Sex with Mika and Nagisa

>>529629805
It's literally one guy who was baiting about it for weeks before release

>>529629805
There's no rivalry, it's just one guy shilling.
Both games are so far away from the genre, comparing them to each other is retarded.

>>529629805
Jealousy, they get ugly horse ears and we get cute halos.

>>529629886
And Seia.

>>529629760
both of the loli characters are hags so zoomers and gen alphas can fap to them.
This is how insecure normalfaggots are.

>>529629805
Retards who hate that Blue Archive is a popular game with lolis spam some game they probably don’t even play themselves, because they’re seething every time they’re forced to see Blue Archive fanart.

If I don't get seia on first day I'll start concernposting hard

>>529629150
>revenuefaggotry

>>529630252
Very well, get fucked.

>>529630260
>OMG IT WAS THE BEST ANNIVERSARY EVER NOTHING CAN EVER TOP IT
>actually here are the facts: it was one of the worst performing anniversaries in years, and Hina was far better received
>Hina is better than Rio and Seia
Maybe don't talk shit unless you want to get hit.

>>529630358
>better received
revenue wise*

>>529629789
I never played grub but it sounds similar enough to the pain that was horse girls. Hour long dailies, autistic guild wars, 300 dollar sparks, honeymoon period into insane drought of currency and resources, deciding between rolling meta cards that require a bunch of dupes and rolling actual horse girls, super RNG baked into building your girls where a single bad turn will destroy your horse stats. I spent like $1000 in the first few months and I was still only at the top of the shitter B-league. The whales during the first few months were absolutely massive.

>>529630358
>money = reception

>>529629805
Idk either, I tried uma and it seems like a bonsaige if you're not taking it seriously. Career mode story is pretty cute, and they're all autistic like my students.
It's so much chore if you're actually trying to build a character, so I might quit once it's too much.
Blue Archive

>>529630358
You're free to take the made up numbers chart as gospel but the 4th anni gave away 2 tickets for hitting top 1 twice and 3rd anni only gave one.

>>529630437
>>529630467
It made more money and it was better received. Except by shitposters that think Hina is a Mary Sue or whatever

SeiaGODS I KNEEL

>>529630358
To be fair you could get Ibuki for free at the same time so it got more players attention

>>529630512
>it was better received.
shame Nexon themselves disagree

Guys, I can't believe that within 2 weeks I'll finally have Seia!
Feels good

>>529630512
it wasn't better received, but of course, you're free to disagree with Nexon

>>529630442
Like I said before, at least there's some value in the grind. I can see why the salarymen stick with it.
Meanwhile you grind in Grub, gets a bridal banner in 2025, then get cucked by a dyke. Playing Grub is actively miserable.

>>529630512
Did you forget Kim's interview?

>>529630590
soon

>>529630505
There were almost 800k raid players due to Hinafes. Seiafes topped out at 400k. Hina is just way more likable and popular by comparison to Seia.
>>529630578
Prove it.
>>529630687
There was no interview where Kim said the 3rd anniversary was poorly received.

>>529630819
Btw are you still looking through the archives for that Mika?

>>529630819
>There was no interview where Kim said the 3rd anniversary was poorly received.
there was one that said 4th was only matched by vol f hype

>>529630819
Hinafag pulling out all the numbers lmao. You should know that numbers go down when the raid is cancer as fuck like Geburrah but you don't seem to be here to argue in good faith.

>>529630819
>800k vs 400k
lmao retard can't even get the numbers right

I haven't gone beyond single ticket silver in months.

[Good news] Kazoos weekly youtube short starts next monday

>>529631017
>newfags are so new that they weren't here for the falseflagging from the seanigger during and after the third anniversary

Accelerate status?

>>529630927
And why would he say anything but?
"Oh yeah guys last anniversary wasn't received well at all." Are you a fucking retard? His job is literally to glaze and shill everything about Blue Archive. Expecting an objective assessment from him is like expecting Trump to not constantly suck his own dick.
>>529631027
By HALF? Pure fucking cope
>>529631039
Sure bro

>>529631348
Oh shit it's real

I have a need to get close, lift, hug and kiss small students

>>529631348
> It's fake
Fuck you, nigger.

>>529631535
real seia never fails to freak me out
shes not as chaotic as /bag/ seia

Sex.
With Ibuki.

Roll for Toki now or she will never sleep in your bed

Oh look Hina near the top and Seia and Rio nowhere to be seen. I wonder why Hina's anniversary was so much better received

Nozomi and Hikari double fes will be insane

>>529631638
im really getting tempted to make a 3d model..

>>529631421
Cancelled. We're actually going to decelerate and add more dead weeks.

Why are you guys always so mad

>>529631828
I already have her

>>529631828
I already have both Tokis though.

My uncle said John nexon is cooking Blue Archive 2 open world rpg like death stranding 2

>>529631843
why do people like hina and hoshino

>>529632163
Secondaries and Genwunners.

>>529631942
No rabbit pussy in their lives.

>>529632163
They’re sexy and cool

>>529632163
Both retard characters that the game tells you are both epic without ever showing it

>>529631843
>Al

>>529632238
What was her name again?

>today I will falseflag as a hinafag and shitfling
haven't seen this one in awhile
we're so back bros

>>529632163
hype moments and aura

>>529632223
>without ever showing it
Read the fucking story already.

>>529631638
mobussy monday would deserve a nut evey week

>>529631843
I know you're trolling but isn't this based on l2d usage?

>>529632163
They attract shonen spics for being le epic strong and also the ironic lolicon crowd.

Did they fire the translator who did this line yet?

>>529631843
I will never understand how you can play this game and like a dog shit character like Mika

>>529632163
The same reason people love any other student, read their momos.

>>529632163
cool, strong, responsible, cute
cool, strong, lazy, cute

>>529632385
That dog isn't wearing any pants...

>>529632312
No. That's a popularity poll. You're thinking of this one.

>>529632382
If you actually played this game, you'd never use those words for any student.

>>529632312
Nip popularity contest

>>529632375
It does seem like they changed translators or guidelines for translations a bit ago

>>529632424
My man is living his best life after a long day, more power to him.

a second seiamobile has hit the streets

>>529632375
sorry but that's nip exclusive
global akira is not precious

>>529632479
Where's the Hina mobile?
Oh wait it crashed.

>>529632312
That was online popularity poll, not held by Yostar or Nexon btw.

>>529632439
Mika fucking sucks. And yes I've read her momos. If she wasn't meta I would've never pulled for her.

>>529629973
>There's no rivalry
Tell that to the japanese version of 4chan, over there you'd think the two are sworn eternal enemies

>>529632502
>global akira
>global seia
Who's the next student to be globalized?

>>529629760
She's legitimately like 45-49 years old.

>>529632639
You're full of shit.

cute evil daughter child!!

>>529632575
>/bag/ together could redo the entire TL to match the nip version and insert it into the game files but they won't
4chan is kil

>>529630505
That was because 3rd anniversary ran at the same time as dokkan battle's big celebration. It was fucking insane, shit made like 80 million usd in two weeks. them japanese really fucking love dragon ball power wank.
4th anniversary had no comparable competition

>>529632565
You are not the target audience of this game.

>>529632707
Nice excuse kek

>>529632674
No, you can piece it together based off tidbits here and there. The most blatant one is when Piper mentions she's almost a decade off retirement, which in China is almost universally 60 years old.

Is this game at eos? should i try a different gacha?

>>529632764
It's not an excuse. It's a legitimate reason. Motherfucker if you were there you would know, dokkan cannot be stopped when it's party time for them

>>529632817
gachas peak at the 3rd or 4th year
afterwards it's all downhill from there

>>529632707
Bwo none of the numbers are real. It's all based on app store rankings and weird chink algorithms. The only objective truth is that 4th anni hit top 1 twice and 3rd anni didn't.

Princess carrying the princess wife

I think I'm noticing.

>>529632817
Yes
No

NOTICE THIS

>>529632770
Sounds like bullshit to me, how is that any different than Hoshino calling herself an oldman?
It's just anime bullshit age.

>>529632750
>been playing since day one
>you are not le target audience because you don't like my pinktard gorilla
Okay retard.

>>529631843
you niggas said zoos is no longer relevant

DAY1 CARD MENTIONED

>>529632875
The fact of the matter is is that we had twice the player count thanks to the success of Hinafes while Seiafes had no such appreciable boost.

>>529631828
>>529632046
Toki is sex.

>>529633029
> The fact
Blah blah blah post bond.

>>529632926
I was here day 1 and I don't remember seeing you

>>529632926
post login streak, triple plat, and affection count

>>529632983
'Zoos is always relevant.

>>529632925
Her history with the gang, general boomerisms, knowing Big Daddy longer than anyone else, and the fact she even says she's a bit over middle age (40), which when coupled with the retirement comment, almost certainly puts her in the 46-49 range. She's an actual ojisan, dude.

Hinafags rule this place

>low IQ Momoi post
Every time

>>529632926
This is not about a specific student. This is about not understanding the message of the story. You can never self-insert if you can't find it in your heart to like all students.

>>529633029
The fact of the matter is that players got twice as many free rolls thanks to it's performance in the app store despite allegedly having half the playerbase hehe. I'm a way you can also say that 400k people left the game when they noticed the Hina event was fucking dogshit which is something I heard a lot about when JP players were complaining about the November rerun. Most miserable shit ever honestly.

>>529633119
Your mom remembers me
>>529633120
Post x-rays of your cranium

>Hinachads successfully defended their wife from the Seia shitposters
You love to see it.
>>529633187
Wrong. The player count dropped after Hinafes, meaning once they realized we weren't getting more Hina they peaced out. It will go back up for Hina's 3rd alt.

>>529632817
Play Uma Musume instead. It had a global release just last week.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3224770/

>>529633187
I'll jump into this convo to call you a complete fag. Hina's anniversary was the cutest thing ever. People complained during the rerun because there's no novelty and a lot of effort.

>>529633264
>meaning once they realized we weren't getting more Hina
didn't the Kisaki Hina mini story happen after Hinafes? seems like they just missed out

>>529633171
I understand the message. She's still a shit character.
>You can never self-insert if you can't find it in your heart to like all students
Man shut the fuck up lmao.

>>529632907
Holy fuark. I'M NOOOOOTICING.

>>529632675
>/kvbat/ filename
fuck off
>>529633029
>daily heenatard melty

Sex either way.

>>529633349
Where's the blue archive steam page?

>>529633373
where's your login streak, triple plat, and affection count Mr Day 1 player

Does /bag/ like hags like Satsuki? She's still your student.

>>529633398
>/kvbat/ invented md5
You are genuinely retarded

>>529633482
> Hags
She's only 17.

I like the pink gorilla. Can I get her during the fes?

>>529633471
Up your fat ass

/bag/ will fall for this btw

>>529633517
cope heenafag

Mika tranny melty

>>529633587
Only if arona allows it

are these the legendary SEA hours

monkey lol

>>529633587
No. John Nexon took her out back and blew her brains out.

>>529632385
Does Hoshino know that dog?

saba becomes the first vtuber to complete a Trinity of Golden Play Buttons

>400k
still making shit up

>>529633709
>1M subs
>only 4 videos
what the fuck

>>529633752
BUSTER WOLF

>>529633709
>troon tubers
Fuck off

>>529633759
gonna surprise you even more, she made the account 3 days ago

401k!
You will be poor if you don't invest in your
401k!

why the fuck is there so much shit-
>mika thread
ah I see now, someone is upset

>>529633759
smurfing.

>>529633826
your medicine please

>>529633587
Do 600 rolls and pray. It's like a 30% chance or something.
Alternatively you can throw away your account, skip the free 100 rolls and Seia, and just reroll a new account during fes to guarantee Mika.

>>529633540
She is hag coded.

>>529633885
And you're fag coded

>>529633805
is it the model or something? what the fuck
seems like your usual generic vtuber though

>>529633885
No, Makoto is hag coded.

>>529633482
Wakamo, Makoto and Kayoko are more hag than Satsuki
Don't discriminate just because she has a pair of soft heavy saggers

>>529633698
She's trying to protect my reputation (which is already ruined thanks to those damn mutts and cats rumors)

>>529632875
>3rd anni didn't.
...because of dokkan battle. are you incapable of basic reasoning?
dokkan battle was #1 for like an entire week.

>>529633929
that's just gawr gura bwo

>>529633929
No, it's Gura's new account, so naturally all her fans would follow her. People acting like this is some grand achievement are fucking retarded since she has always been bigly popular

>>529633929
It's Gura's new account. The queen of vtubers are back

> Watching vtuber
The only good streamers are vinesauce and his swedish friend.

Jim check

>DOKKAN BATTLE DOKKAN BATTLE
BA and DBZ fans don't overlap. Enough with the cope.

>>529633885
>fertile coded
ftfy

>>529634168
*SPLURT*

>>529634168
What a worthless character

>>529634150
where do you guys even get the pyros at high level? How much do you guys get per day?

Do your part, /bag/.

what happened to the melty where they said that you can't post mika

>>529634159
That has absolutely zero relevance to the discussion. Whether they overlap or not doesn't matter.

>>529634150
Do you even play, faggot?

>>529633975
All the animals belong in workcamps

>>529634150
150k~

>>529634150
My Jim is loved.

Wtf bros Dokkan battle is stealing our players away...

>>529634234
Skipped a bunch of banners, obviously.
If you only aim for Bluefes then the stash will increase very fast.

>>529634168
Oh look it's Mary Sue

>>529634150
170k

>>529634360
Errmmmmm, Anon, that's Mika

>>529634234
With just one click you can get 8000 in a few seconds.

This cake's going back in the fridge for today.

>>529634150
Are you gonna try to fish out wakamo/sHoshino/mika or something?

>>529634337
It's funny how you think being passive aggressive makes you clever.
I'll reply directly to call you a retard so you know you're a retard.

>>529631828
I wasn't expecting to get another 3star in the same tenner, Arona can be alright sometimes

>>529634360
what's a Mary Sue

>>529634460
Holy based.

>>529634360
She's too despised in universe for it.

>>529634448
>make garbage posts
>make an advertisement post
Try something new, tranny.

>>529634360
That's not Hosh or Hina

Bludgeoning Mika to death with a sack of hammers

>>529634571
>Hosh
>mary sue
>repeated fuck up
Retard

>>529634556
>>529634460
These posts were made by the same person

>>529634360
but i did not post heena? tell me 1 flaw heena have that is not "being too perfect"

>>529634480
Nice

>>529634612
It's funny how upset he got over a little joke.

>>529634480
Hey, that Sagsuki belongs to me
Wtf Arona, did you mix up the envelopes again?

>>529634612
Try again.
Your next cope response is
>muh inspect element

>>529634480
explode

>>529634685
So cute, he brought a friend from /dbg/.

>>529634685
WTF, YOU'RE ME!

>>529634685
It was actually supposed to be "phoneposting" but yeah, let's go with that cope

>>529633709
>>529633759
>>529633805
>>529633846
>>529633929
>>529634031
>>529634039
>>529634075
VIDEO GAMES???????????????????????????????

>>529634657
>it was just le prank bro
Jokes are supposed to be funny.

>>529634685
You asked Shenron to cover up your samefagging

for people that play both uma musume and arknights:
here are some characters that share VAs!

Should I start playing Uma if I like seeing titty and ass jiggling?

Holy fuck this thread is garbage. What student should i post porn of to get banned for?

>>529634825
Blue Archive?

>>529634805
You're the punchline. And let's say I'm rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off.

>>529634773
Never even visited that place nor care to. You seem to know so much about it, why not fuck off back there?

>open Lessons
>emulator crashes
GABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Massive monkey melty

>>529634805
You sound like a miserable person bwo. There isn't a joke that can make everybody laugh and knowing that fact doesn't mean you should stop trying.

>>529634825
I deadass don't care

>>529634872
Very mild jiggles. It's no Senran that's for sure.

>2 hours
>300 posts
>page 1
we are so back bros

>>529634881
Reijo please

>>529634962
traitor always lose

>>529634796
Saba collab soon

>>529634929
Witnessing blatant retardation tends to make people feel miserable, yeah.

>>529634992
29

>>529634962
All me

>>529634872
Dolphin Wave is better at that

why do people keep wanting to fuck key

>>529634909
The students get to skip class if you can't get in.

>>529635025
>key
sexo

>>529635009
Jesus Christ you're so mad. I wasn't even part of whatever reply chain you came from.

>>529634685
all me

>>529634825
What about those that play Uma and BLUE ARCHIVE?
Any shared VA?

>>529635035
Get back here you ne'er-do-well.

>>529635061
Well you are now.
Retard.

so it's been more than 8 days since the announcement of the delay
it's officially considered in limbo now right? especially since steam's own documents say it should've only taken 3-7 days
>inb4 muh nekopara after
doesn't matter, steam BA is still delayed with no update

>>529635162
You're just lashing at everybody that talks to you. Calm down.

>>529635061
Of course I'm mad. Wouldn't you be mad if you tried to reason with someone only for said someone to randomly start flinging shit at you?

Reminder that the monkey wasted 5 years of xer worthless life just to shitpost on /bag/.

Stupid bitch. Even as a fuck doll you're useless. Beg for your life!!!

>>529635203
yes
abandon all hope of a steam release before seia

>I'm not part of your reply
>replies

>>529635025
I want to use my key in her keihole

Guys I think I might REALLY like Blue Archive.

>>529635025
Aris is too bright and innocent to lewd.
Key on the other hand is asking for it.

>>529635256
This is canon

great
which monkey is having a melty this time

>>529635025
sexo

>>529635274
My bad. I can't tell if it's the monkey when it's not posting scat or yurishit.

>>529635256
The Whore of Trinity

>>529635316
She is literally telling you to fuck off and go kill yourself.

ANYWAY, BLUE ARCHIVE.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9vETH0xfIXM

RANDOM SEIA SHORT FOR GLOBAL

>>529635409
She's so cute when she's tsuntsun

>>529635409
She wants to fuck me.

>>529635409
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN
ALL THAT DOES IS JUST MAKE ME WANNA FUCK KEI EVEN HARDER

>>529635430
>Random
Isn't global due Seia in like a week?

>>529635364
he did not post seia

>>529635430
>korean voices
eos it

>predicted that I was going to lose all the defense overnight after winning all 5 attack attempts
>I was fucking right
try to be more subtle next time John Nexon

>>529635430
>gook voices
I'm going to be sick

>>529635489
all me

>>529635409
>while she wraps her legs around me so I have no way of pulling out, the only option is to cum inside
KEI-CHAN

>>529628881
cygames is an awful company though and people will bounce once the honeymoon is over and the day-to-day autismgrind sets in
they're also the only gacha devs in the industry who are so retarded they can fumble the simplest of things
>make bridal units
>they're not for you
>one of them even goes out of their way to insult the player

>>529635489
>Yesterday I woke up to find I'd tanked further in ranks than I think I'd ever seen in one night because I was attacked 15 times and lost a shocking ammount
>Attacked once over night and won tonight
Classic.

Frieza = Dokkan
Krillin = BA's 3rd anni

>>529635430
>gook voice
*vomits

>>529635627
You are just jealous your wife isn't as sexo.

>>529635430
>ear twitch
Good.

>>529635683
LMAO

>>529635658
They fumbled and will continue to fumble Grub cause nobody cares about it anymore. Uma? Still a money maker, so at best they will be jewish.

>>529635514
I thought this was art from that guy that draws inverted nipples but it turned out to be AI generated. Shame.

>>529635683
Kek

>>529635430
Why does it feel like all the korean voices sound like amateurs?

>>529635683
Noooo Kim Yongha...

>>529635784
I am perpetually assmad the monkeyloli is stuck in that game. Absolute diamonds.

I fucking told you niggers that the horse game would take a large portion of BA players for global. Nexon should've been reactive but nope.

People don't give a shit how far behind the game is compared to the JP version. The game is the new hot thing and BA is old and busted.

Born to game
Forced to work

>>529635658
Who are the brides for then?

>>529635893
eos soon?

Yeah but how does that impact me?
(-)

>>529635683
Who's dokken?

>>529635959
The GDD prefers retro games, anyway. Like Chrono Digger and Lonk's Awakening.

>>529635984
indubitably

>>529635893
Any Uma that resemble Seia?

Born to ball.

>Bake Mika thread
>........
Is that easy huh.

>>529636004
My cousin.

>>529636162
A few months ago, 2 hours would've already hit bump limit. It's genuinely sad how much /bag/ declined after the hack.

>>529635893
Why do people like zero-gameplay slop? Same with Dolphin Wave. May as well put a UI over a looping gif.

>>529636292
Yeah I wish we had twice as many posts complaining about the thread quality like the good old days.

Now THIS is a Mary Sue

>>529635959
Just game at work

>>529636293
No idea but Kantai Collection managed to survive for more than a decade and is still alive, albeit barely

>>529636348
A faster thread had a lot of garbage but also a lot of decent posts coming in fast so it wasn't as dull.
A slower thread like now just forces you to stare at the garbage for a lot longer

Suzumi alt when

>>529636162
everyone kneel to 'igga

>>529636293
raising simulator i guess? Even eroges and princess maker are popular

>>529636293
ba also has little gameplay but people are playing it too

>>529636495
>Just game at work
How do you do this if your job is customer-facing

gook nagisa has a pretty good VA
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9vETH0xfIXM

>>529636658
turn the other way

>>529636293
They're mobile games for a mobile device you play while on the toilet or commuting to work on the train in between transfers, they're not meant to be full-blown action RPG experiences. You have actual games for those.
BA itself isn't exactly the pinnacle of gameplay.

>>529635970
For me, of course.

POST BA GAMEPLAY

BA GAMEPLAY

>>529636815
>>529636857

>>529636815
bing!

>>529636718
Is this the same Seia model as the one on JP? Or is it a completely different one made from scratch?

>>529636958
Meta for next season?

>>529636958
Kino.
Is Haruka still considered a mainstay? Been trying to get mine farmed up in advance this time instead of scrambling like I did for Hosh.

>>529637034
looks much lower quality so I doubt it's the same

>>529635893
>no gameplay
>mlp nascar
kek, this shit will be dead in 3 months while BA will be dropping sick mecha fights PVs

>>529637024
I'd beat that blasphemous whore

>>529637034
The flowers on Global Seia's ear looks much better.

>>529637106
Weird
Why don't they just re-use the one from JP?

>>529637157
it's yostar's

>>529637024
I'll start visiting kaiser 26 instead if the girl on the left works there.
sorry Sora

ohhh.. my uma…

my uma is onions

not like this…

>>529634527
any character I don't like

>>529637229
Is yostar not willing to share or something? Both nexon and yostar are officially partners when it comes to BA

>>529637373
From a legal standpoint, Nexon owns the IP.

Blue Archive?

>>529637318
Doesn't onions increase hip and titty size?
Seems good for my breeding horses and students

>>529637373
It's weird huh? Yostar will happily profit from the content Nexon creates but not the other way around.

>>529635430
>JP shorts end
>GB shorts begin

>>529637373
nexon could absolutely get the models if they cared enough

>>529635802
not sure KR dubbing is much of a thing in Korea for Japanime

>>529637373
Nexon is extremely retarded on global when it concerns JP content, and would rather pretend it doesn't exist.

>>529637497
I didn't know there was a filter for that you learn something every day

I love the big sister kot so much, it's unreal.

>>529637545
If they could, that's bizarre that they care enough to spend time making their own models instead of just... idk working out a deal with yostar or something. Just feels like unnecessary duplication of work.

>>529637602
Nah it's just Yostar being extremely jewish. Nexon already said so during the global Halo festival drama.

>>529637678
she's not that big

>>529637697
No, they own the IP like the other guy said, Nexon could literally deny them the shorts. An Nexon works closely with Yostar. It's moreso that the global side exists entirely separate from the JP one.

>>529637697
>it's just Yostar being extremely jewish
>Nexon already said so during the global Halo festival drama
What was this? QRD?

won the japanese derby but at what cost

just end me, pull the trigger piglet

>>529637318
>Gold Ship
Students for this feel?

>>529637679
>Just feels like unnecessary duplication of work
Or maybe it's a good training for gook animators.
Who knows, maybe BA will get a proper animated 3d kino one day, and not whatever the hell the anime was supposed to be.

die die die

>>529637373
>Is yostar not willing to share or something?
probably, yes

I would sniff Arona's VA's cunny.

>>529637898
>good training for gook animators.
That's probably what all the shorts are for honestly, just give it to the interns and they learn how everything works until they git gud enough to make stuff for the actual game.

>>529635514
Sexo

>>529636348
Image dumping till max limit would've help too if it wasn't for the fact that some of /bag/ posters being butthurt at jannoids and decided to fled.

>>529638135
What is Plana thinking about?

>>529637804
That sounds incredibly retarded when there's only 5-6 months between them. Still, I feel it's completely plausible

>>529638195
strawberry milk

>>529638353
is she stupided?

>>529637095
Haruka sees mild use, but is still not preferred over Marina or just Hoshino/Kuroko as in last season. She is, after all, very effective at shutting Iori's ex skill down

>>529638407
sexy

>>529638353
how does she hold the teacup?

Bitch you are fucking loaded. Why the fuck do I have to pay you some fucking popcorn????

>>529638353
Wear your sleeves properly!

>>529638451
Her hand under the sleeve?

>>529638091
I honestly prefer this one than JP

>>529635430
that seia got some dead fish eyes
>gook voice
the magic is in earing a funny, cute language as japanese, not something can comprehend (if gook). fuck dubs

>>529638469
ARE
YOU
LOST
NIGGER

>>529638469
>>529637856
>>529637318
you are in the wrong thread, fuck off

>>529638587
I'm gonna need dubs to understand whatever the fuck you just posted, nigger.

>>529635430
Cute.
>Cuts short right when Seia is about to talk
Heh, been a long while.

Should we just start calling these threads /umabag/ now?

>play a gook game but complain about gook voice
i don't get you guys sometimes

>>529638768
>play a gook game made by weeaboos and originally released with jp voices and jp language and no gook lang to be seen
uh

>>529638629
Report it retards

>>529638587
Jesus fuck

>>529638152
You're free to fill up that role you know
Just readily spam images during cooldown and pause a bit if you want to reply to a specific post

You are weak, /bag/

I'm honestly worried that some deranged pyropup will try to attack her.

>>529638768
with your understanding of nuance I don't doubt there's a lot you don't get

>>529638837
I did, dipshit, but if you weren't aware jannies aren't exactly highly responsive to low level reports like OT

>>529638469
Kill yourself horse fucker.

>>529638768
>gook speak sounds bad
I don't understand how they can sound so different

>>529638907
>Vtuomeor

>>529638469
you are loved and welcome here

I am helping, /bag/!
we are going to win this battle against the shitposters and offtopicposters very soon

>>529638694
>>529638848
the magic is in hearing* a funny, cute language as japanese , not something you* can comprehend. It's not that hard man
Good morning

>>529638451
?

>Inb4 we get gook rio shorts
I mean i'd be happy to see my autistic daughterwife with an official 3d model but gook is a weird language.

SEAbros...

>>529638907
THIS
ISN'T
VIDEO
GAMES
NIGGER

>>529638852
I will breed

i cum in cat she hiss at penis

>>529639173
her breasts are not this big

>>529639243
proof?

>>529639008
you can help me in another way

>>529638768
If BA started out with KR voices you'd have a point, but it didn't.
It's more like if the dark souls or silent hill games suddenly got a JP dub years later. Which would just be weird given how completely western inspired those two are (to the point where none of them have JP audio tracks).

I can safely say that Blue Archive definitely fell off this year
What killed the hype?

>why does /bag/ never post X
who is X to you?

Where's her redemption arc?

Are you fucking kidding me...?

>>529639173
I could goop to this

>>529639414
Rape

>>529639479
who the fuck is this "Akikawa"
i thought you said this game was for (You)

>>529639414
I appreciate the cropped porn posts

Report and ignore.
(◠ن◠)

I left for 2 hours and there's suddenly hundreds of shitposters and twitter repost bots.

>>529639627
its not exactly porn

>>529639479
:3

*sniff*

back then we'd have seiaposts drowning out the doomposting and we would just laugh it off

>>529639670
Cute niya

>>529639115
>bug catching
wrong country

>>529639329
Such as...?

>>529639763
it's over

>>529639713
So it's your fault that the thread is like this
Do something about it

Finish your Chokmah
Floor 99 at least

https://share.google/SAEQtrNQzJyhTdkbc

If this actually goes thru, the xitter bots will finally be stopped.

>>529639928
Most I can do is 49

>>529639928
whats a chokmah

They let you filter these shills on the other site

>>529639928
which floor do i have to clear to claim planasexo?

>>529640019
F100

>>529640013
go visit those sites then

Have you ever bought BA merch?

>>529639928
there's still time before reset

>>529639865
But I need to pack up my luggage for my 2 weeks trip.

>>529639008
maki sniffing (thoroughly)

Toki... is sex.

>>529640228
2 weeks trip to where? Kivotos? Can you take me with you?

>>529639928
I still don't know how to do chokky. 74 is my limit.

>>529639928
I did, with UE40 Meru (my own)

>>529640341
you're already in kivotos you dumb rabbit

>>529640013
Too bad it's soulless as fuck.

>>529640342
just follow a guide

If you don't want to follow a guide, the simple answer is "you have to exhaustively figure out the roughly best timings to deploy buffs extremely consistently. If you fuck up even one single time with your buff timing, it can easily ruin your entire run"

In other words, it's extremely annoying and I recommend just using a guide. The other annoying factor is you need a UE40 Meru or QMarina at the very least, with UE50 highly preferred.

>>529640461
I kidnapped Miyu. She's in my world.

>>529640128
2 cakes
>Maximum file size is 4 mb
This site is so shit istg. As if the bots and the troon jannies weren't bad enough.

>>529640476
You're posting made-in-China gookakos

>>529640476
you're still not spamming images and filling up those image slots like i told you to

i support ba and uma alliance against the chink gacha tourist menace, both games are japanese kino core

>>529640723
>japanese kino
only uma
ba is literally made by gook devs

>>529640794
ba is honorary jap

>>529639928
i got to 84, beyond that I think I'll need more kirino and bHosh investment. Easy raid, bless cockma

>grub
>grub
what the fuck is the grub gacha, GBF?

>>529640840
The japanese themselves don't think so.

>>529640137
Yes, will buy more soon when Neru's figs drop.

>>529641049
this isn't true other than from the ultranationalists

>>529641056
what is this from

>>529641049
proofs?

I thought ba was made by Koreans

>>529641049
doujin count says otherwise

the mika thread really did piss him off it's hilarious

>>529641194
it is
North Koreans, specifically

when steam release?

when is 4.5 stream again?

>>529641148
Upcoming event

>>529641312
2 more weeks

>>529641154
every shop selling BA goods that isn't just 100% owned by yostar just merges it all together with the nikke / arknights / wuwa / hoyo merch in a small back section of the store.
meanwhile stuff like idolmaster and uma get their own dedicated shelves proudly displayed when you walk in

>Bringing up the ultranationalists again
I can't wait for the schizoposts from 2 to start getting posted as if they represent anything

I think we should have another Mika thread
it's obvious from the posting speed that this is just the breath of life /bag/ needs

>nips hates BA
aren't we going from one bait to another way too fast?
do you think it's the monkey or someone upset the monkey isn't here to post his shit?

>>529641312
In 17 days

>>529633482
I love sags.

>>529641245
sourced from comiket which is like 50% chinese now. most actual japanese doujinshi artists have long moved to other conventions like comitia.

>>529641557
have long since* moved to other conventions

>>529641148
2 weeks into the future

>>529641490
They probably accidentally looked at the comiket numbers again and had a stroke

>>529641749
Post Kei instead so I can stroke.

>>529641490
You know what they say, act like a monkey...

>>529641515
I don't but Sagsuki gets a pass for being genuinly adorable and funny.

>>529641749
Alice awakened something within me.

>>529641490
>someone upset the monkey isn't here to post his shit
Who gets upset over that? Shouldn't they be glad instead? These threads are finally clean

>wake up and get into /bag/
>mika thread
>full of shitposting
The part that sucks is that usually the sthiposting stays for a couple of days, if it was only one thread it would be whatever

>muh mika OP bad
Oh fuck off.

>>529633815
I ignored retirement shit in my 20s because I thought I would just kill myself and now I'm 32 with nothing

>>529641831
Your father instinct?

>>529642325
I am not a good person.

why do people keep wanting to fuck key?

>>529639928
I don't have a solid yellow dot to do 75+

>>529642489
im the lock

>>529635025
>>529642489

>>529639928
I peak at f50

>>529642489
Because my key is big and she needs to take the consequences of that

childs

I'm losing so many pvp matches lately

>>529643086
It's time to zag while others are zigging. Dust off your Mashiro. Run Natsu as your tank. Put Momoi and Midori on your team.

aris and yuzu together with you in a room

What outfit should Ibuki wear for sex though

>>529643491
what outfit?

https://x.com/igacyan_gameaka/status/1940375254494495172?t=NxTrAG3ALUDkMQ7hJBHLGg&s=19

More chink wank.

>>529637318
>>529637856
>>529638469
>>529639115
>>529639479
Why are you reposting random people's tweets? You're such a faggot holy shit.

>>529643430
*boots up Super Smash Bros Brawl*

>>529643559
>no feet
They lost

>>529643491
she should be wearing her jammies

BREEDING NAGUSA'S SKELETAL SEXY BODY https://cdn.donmai.us/original/41/d6/41d61c9c0b9abed84d2df83c9bc726a7.jpg

>>529643602
>Brawl
That game SUCKS.

>>529643503
she looks so serene and vulnerable..

Whats up my miggers (said with a hard R)
Steam release doko?

>>529643736
can i jork to this at work?

post it

Does student get an ego from getting desired by sensei

>>529644125
>>529643918
Good morning Hibiki
*licks butthole*

>>529644125
start dancing bitch

>>529643918
>>529644125

>>529644213
I dunno. Iori seems to hate it whenever we openly lust for her.

>>529643559
Kaiten LOST

>>529644213
No

Go our and have sex /bag/

>>529644213
Ily. She got very cocky after Sensei praised her looks once.

>>529644206
post what

>>529644853
Can't afford kids.

>>529645030
how much have you spent on BA?

>>529645215
Certainly nothing close to the cost of raising a child.

>>529644853
Bro we're the South Korea of Europe, can't make babies with Megalia-tier feminists

>>529644853
Just let the species die

>>529644853
the thirdies will keep breeding like roaches so there wont be any human shortage anytime soon

>>529644853
Looks like Ukraine needs some strong maskuline men to help them out.
Are there any younger women there still or have they all fled?

>>529644206
Hifumi Daisuki

>>529645720
does she ever hump her Peroro plushies?

>>529645814
Sniiifff

>>529645720
good thing she comes with a paper bag

>>529629056
Yes.
Like uhhh... 3 different ones