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>>529707297 (OP)
>>529707357
same character?

Super Kianners God Super Kianners will save HSR

We all love herta here.

>ANNIHILATED your homofaggot
Nothing personnel

>>529707297 (OP)
Hysilens replaces Swan in the Kafka team right? Atl east if you're running sustain

Cerydra flirting with Hysilens

so the time titan when it was referring to mom it was referring to march right?

Jobta: I am no match for Lycurgus.

Bring me Phainon.

>>529707297 (OP)
>DoT brick
>heavily overdressed
Poor girl

It has been 5 patches and Madam Herta still hasn't done anything noteworthy.

I want to remind you that Cyrene likely drops on or around the day of Elysia's birthday (November 10) this year. Shaoji has this ALL planned out. His wife WILL get MVP treatment.

>a single Screwllum does in a single patch what Jobta keeps failing to do for 4
This bitch should be recruited to Anal Gang, or rebrand as emanator of Elation, because holy shit! She is the biggest joke by far so far.

You retards do realize that that zephyro was also a simulation right?

This cycle will be better...

Join me

e2 Sprinkles easily saved me a cycle, it's actually huge on that team since the other 2 also do some damage.

>TB is heroic
Yeah, and The Herta is a genius too kek

I fucking love hype moments and aura

March is the kind of girl who'd get clingy if her friends got lovers

So, how is real is this today?

>>529707284
This has kind of been the problem with Shaoji's, and chink writing, in general. There's a lot of tell don't show going on. I think Shaoji got fed up with the cameraman complaints so he just had Phainon come out and say we are the real heroes and embody his spirit and blah blah blah when in reality we didn't actually do anything except crash land on the planet.

I'm hoping 3.5 will properly show us being heroes, but I suspect it's just going to be more cameramanning.

>>529707667
Meanwhile SCREWLLVM consistently shows himself to be the MVP.

>>529707775
Uhhh anon?

>>529707114
i want them directly involved in the plot instead of just being cameos
>>529707224
>>529707451
this
the plot can be about them solving this mystery or finding a way to combat lygus with the trailblazer instead of playing out this larp about chrysos heirs

>>529707671
we are all e6ing elysia here

Is march cyrene and phainon's daughter?

>>529707779
>Herta
>relevant
kekypow

>>529707650
She's literally showing her bones
Can't get more naked than that

>>529707814
He just hacked a computer, unironically Silverwolf would have done a better job.

>>529707779
This is 100% false based off of point 5 alone.

Herta hasn't done SHIT.

>>529707567
FVVVVVAAAAAARKKKKKK

>>529707281
This. He is a skill unit that can counter, but his counter is far from the strongest thing about him. He can't spam it like Clara/Yunli as long as he is getting hit, or Blade as long as he stacks, which he shall easily against Hoolay. Hoolay is only Phainon shill in the sense that he has weakness against his element.

>>529707671
She will get spending event
She will get top up reset

>>529707779
>The Jobta
>relevant

>>529707779
>Cyrene higher than emanator
Elysia shilling bros we are so back

if you pull for FAGnon i'll block you from the friend list

Last warning

>>529707856
Do you see anything, cause I dont

>>529707794
This is all moot anyways because anyone can become a hero. It just takes someone by chance of landing on the planet and the optional end tells you the elements of amphoreus get resolved cleanly if you leave.

>>529707768
This succubus whore turned him gay

post Cerydra getting heightmogged please

>>529707575
I thought the new meta dot team was Kafka/Swan/Hyslens/Aventurine

>>529707779
>The Herta's narrative significance has increased substantially, with key plot developments spanning versions 3.2 to 3.5

>>529706397
Cerydra. She wants only men on her team and her entire aesthetic is femdom.

>>529708065
You aren't EU so I don't care

So is March a Cyrene expy?

Tribbie TRVKED you
Yunli SNACKED you

how's my brickle? do I need more speed? is it finally over...?

>>529708065
Do it, bitch.
>t.E6S5 whale here that has most of you faggots being on my wheelchair as it is

>>529708065
I'll always cherish our friendship but I guess we have to go our separate ways now.

Zagreus is a cool dude. Shame he couldn't be backed into Cipher's kit since memosprites are remembrance exclusive.

>>529707779
everything from herta down is wrong aside from the thing about versions so half right i guess

Kot love!

is DoT just impossible to balance

>>529707779
>hrt diluc

>>529708161
Like phainon did with TB, she notes they're similar

>>529707779
>unknowable domain 2

No lmao

>>529707650
the blue area over her chest + belly is her skin. she's actually nearly topless

>>529708065
b-but I pulled for him because my stelle needs her partner..

>>529708065
I already deleted 2 faggots who rolled him

>>529708219
Good, wouldn't want my sex kot to be bricked by some comedic relief blob

>>529708208
>not 178 SPD S5 DDD Vonwacq Windset
gigabricked beyond belief, not just unusable but actively HARMFUL to your team's performance

Total Machine Empire Death.
We all agree Polka is actually just an enigmata funny rumour and it's actually just Aha sorting shit out.

if you pulled for DYKEta i'll find where you live and strip you of your HRT (and then burn it)

Last warning

>>529707779
Cyrene will one shot Zephyro

>>529708219
That would have been cuckbait

Im sick that when we get this semen demon she wont be a hebe

>>529708090
>Aventurine
Does he offer anything other than his sustain to the team? Wouldn't the green fox be faster if she can sustain well?

>>529708087
Literally built for Phainon cock

>>529708273
I mean, she us not a real leaker. She just posts leaks from the chinks, she said so herself

I genuinely can't wait

>>529708349
why 178?

>>529708332
I'm sure they are crying themselves at sleep knowing that Brickle schizo fucked out of their life.

>>529708252
What's wrong with it still? The Hysilens footage shows it doing good numbers now

>>529708369
What is she gonna be

>stops Flame Reaver just because he wants to deliver a message
>Dan Heng wonders if he's divine intervention himself
>when asked if he's backup, he says he's just here because he got a little curious
>not that impressed with the sim they are in
>draws March out of the mess she's in because why not
>was about to fuck with Lygus, but Lygus censors him and kicks him out of the sim before he could do so
holy based

Phainon owes me SEX

Could Phainon beat Herta in a fight?

>>529708357
Antihertaschizo...

>>529707567
When he beats ackeron he will officially become the fag slayer

>>529708369
It's necessary. She has no tits, not even small ones when you can still feel something, absolutely nothing.

>>529708452
I dunno, I made it up like most anons talking about meta ITT

>>529708398
thanks bwi

Why does it seem like Nanook/the destruction faction is focusing on getting rid of Nous even though Nous is at fault for a huge amount of destruction in the universe himself? shouldn't they be playing on the same team

>>529708509
Easily

>>529708509
Probably someone well-versed in fighting and Destruction could beat someone who focuses on research instead

>>529708369
>Im sick that when we get this semen demon she wont be a hebe
There's no way they'll swap out that basically perfect specimen for some inferior bland generic hoyoface, right?

>>529708357
>kevinschizo wants to steal HRT and burn through it

brother really tried to shill aventurine

>>529708554
chudnook can't handle being one upped by the nerd

>TB was the true Deliverer all along
>Somehow you were Phainon's imaginary (?) friend and ideal he strived for
>this was only thanks to Lygus deliberately showing you Phainon's memories and most likely interfering with them
>the log we can read at the end explicitly states your arrival was unexpected

too big brain narrative, I did not get it entirely

>>529708509
lol

>>529708374
SP positivity maybe. Also the fact that he can get more stacks from Kafka.
Huohuo can barely keep people alive anymore

>can't exactly cuckpost Phainon anymore because he clearly doesn't want Cyrene and loves (You) but also spiritually he's so punished that the memes are still funny
Torn....

>>529708509
The Herta is a dweeb Phainon would take her glasses off of her face and hold them over her head.

>>529708501
victim to phainon's cock..

I missed her

>>529708495
PLEASE, PLEASE let me roll

>>529708452
178windset vonwacq ddd5 is pseudo 200 for speedniggery purposes

Japs are spamming twitter with serafuku Hotaru pics

>>529708554
Nous will eventually discover a way to stop the destruction if it exists, if you think about it why wouldn’t you target the most dangerous enemy, which is the smartest one? In fact Fuli is also another big target since it can preserve what’s destroyed

Kafka love! Kafka handholding! Kafka hug! Kafka kiss! Kafka cuddle! Kafka sex! Kafka marriage! Kafka impregnation! Kafka family! Kafka life!

>>529708715
March is literally there daughter thoughever

>>529708369
you will get the maid model and you will like it

>Phainon doesn't want Cyrene
Cope

>>529708674
>Somehow you were Phainon's imaginary (?) friend and ideal he strived for
You weren't literally the friend, you just embodied those traits.
>this was only thanks to Lygus deliberately showing you Phainon's memories and most likely interfering with them
No, Lygus just showed you what originally caused the looping 'deadlock' situation. He placed you into the POV of his imaginary friend, for an interactive theater.

>>529708554
They are also faggots about Aha who is literal terrorist just for lulz and IX who is just blackhole that literally DESTROYS everything in its path.
Destruction keks are literally bunch of losers who try to be difference due to their own path (+Aeon) being the most unoriginal and boring shit compared to other Aeons that already do what they do as it is, but better.

>>529708795
I love my biological mother Kafka who gave birth to me so much bwos

>>529708742
>March thinks she's at half the level of power or pinkness as Cyrene
I mean I feel like that's more sad than anything.

>>529708774
Love the outfit, looks good.

>>529708495
Imagine how 33 million man khaslana was feeling after being frozen by GODllum

>>529708495
Remember how prominently Herta was showed in Amphoreus marketing? They should have just replaced her with Screwchad, she's done fucking nothing, just ran to him for help at the first sign of difficulty.

Is there no relic set for march sp? Usually they give 1 patch in advance to farm relics but there is no new sets in the 3.5 the datamine.
What should she wear?

I retrofitted my Kafka to the eagle set and my team still sucks, if not worse now what should Swan be using to make use of 3.4 Kafka? Silver Wolf too

>ml is back on hsr
now make more zzz coded characters, like black swan.

>>529708839
You first

>>529708489
This but with the white streak in her hair and called cyrene.

Maybe they do the transform route like the wuwa hag

>>529708495
so now getting stopped and kicked out by lygus is based, actually?

>>529708509
Phainon hurt an aeon..

>>529708748
I can still get 0-2 turn MOCs without this, is this a trap to farm for ages?

Yunli bad and stink!

>>529708161
why make an expy when hi3 and hsr could collab... expies are fucking retarded

>>529708843
but it does not make sense for Cyrene to somehow know who TB was when he first arrives to their shitty village
unless that was due to her being the original Oronyx wielder of the time powers

>>529708540
based

>>529709035
yunli stinks GOOD

>>529708554
I think it's because they don't want Nous to fulfill his mission, "figuring out the meaning of existence/ truth of the universe/ whatever utimate truth" because it'd act essentially like an infohazard and trigger the finality?
I suspect Nanook's "plan" is to destroy everything to recreate a world that can escape destruction, propagation, finality and all of the like.
A simpler explanation would be that Nanook and his goons are retarded.

>>529708369
>>529708489
>>529708953
That is a massive downgrade if so.
Her charm, that whole smug aura she's got, works because she's so fuckin small.
If you made her bigger, she loses appeal.

Literally EVERYONE wants Screwllum to be playable from the chinks to the women to even the damn people who hate rolling males and yet HSR released Herta doll in 1.0 and The Herta in 2.0 while she never accomplished anything but Screwllum was always the MVP
Do they just hate money

Phainon : Stelle is my heroine

>>529709084
linchud...

>>529709038
Imagine screw had a gigachad form like lygus

>>529708161
I would say no, they are too different other than being pink

>>529709050
Cyrene's special and still a bit of an enigma, but her powers most likely let her see TB
But for everyone else in that cycle, (you) were not there.

>there daughter
>there daughter
>there daughter

>>529708980
Its just to force 0 cycles and minimum AV for AS. Any eidolons negates the need. And normal people dont care for muh 0 cycle when its same rewards for 0-10

>>529708161
She is Elysia's Walmart version.

>>529708369
I don't know why people have convinced themselves that she's getting a new model

What's next for Chrysos Heirs?

>>529708161
Cyrene is to March what the Trailblazer is to Khaslana

>>529708748
you only need 168 with wind set and ddd

>>529708980
this is only really relevant for seele, archer doesn't care about taking 3 turns and neither does acheron usually

>>529709035
Wrong
She just smells like snacks

So much for the 3.4 buffs, neither Kafka, Blade or Jingliu are even T1 still

>>529708495
Herta helped too you know

>>529709131
TOTAL
STELLE
W

>>529708786
>preserve what’s destroyed
so what's qlipoth job?

>>529709251
A new cycle.

>>529709243
Her current model is too hot.

>>529709251
Salvation thanks to Chadlus

>>529709286
Seele buff when...

>>529709113
He's the emergency funds button.

>>529709251
Male sex party for the males female sex party for her females. Shame you're going to the homo party.

>Cyrene is flat
>March is as busty as Elysia

>>529709316
Swing a hammer

I want the Disney ending NOW

>>529709104
Her whole charm already worked wonders while having big tits.

>>529709113
>Literally EVERYONE wants Screwllum to be playable
upvoted

>>529709316
To not be destroyed. Protect what stands(ipcs whole spiel)

Acheron mid diffs Zephyro btw

>>529709251
going back in time to rape tribios and maybe stop cerydra from falling down the stairs

>phainon wants cyrene!!
ngmi

>>529709281
me LOVE pink here

>>529709421
I told you to swallow it bitch

>>529709113
He is too powerful to release this early. He is an endgame character.

>>529709405
Killing poor Cipher isn't something a good guy would do...

>>529709196
>>529709050
The game LITERALLY tells you that the hero within is the imaginations of BOTH Phainon and Cyrene.

>>529707297 (OP)
Cute lesbian

>>529709461
ACKeron's shitty red sword vs zephyro's white hole designed to hunt IX. Not even a competition

>>529709113
you found the . key for 1.0 and 2.0 yet you did not use it anywhere else

>>529709514
I'm going to need more. Can you make them height accurate? Like March is leaning down to kiss her?

I like Khaslana/FR more than the singular Phainon we adventured with throughout 3.0-3.3

>>529709562
Stray cats pest control is actually good in 3rd world planets like space greece.

Still can't get over the reveal that all the Chrysos Heirs were fake and not important to the overall narrative.

Elysia seems like a maid model are we sure she's a hag?

Cyrene? Overweight by her own admission.

>>529709619
fair but even so Cyrene is the only one who recognizes TB in the original cycle, due to her powers of time or whateverthefuck lmao

>>529709305
Meanwhile Silver Wolf shot up to T0 for Apocalyptic Shadow

>>529709619
Ah, that makes sense. TB was their collective knight and shining armor. Do you think they will share Stelle or go for 3P?

>>529709694
You say that but it's unironically what happened in the other planets too, only like two characters actually matter in every one of them

>Aglaea: I have no wish...but to create a new world without that bitch Caenis
LMAO

it sure would be a shame if dawei gave cerydra effect res traces for no reason

>>529709734
I do think she looks chubbier than the other hebes

>>529709461
Zephyro has bodied entire galaxies. Acheron has nothing on him. Destroying a single sun is like replacing a grain of sand on the beach compared to that.

>>529709695
Reminder to never believe hagfags.

>>529709305
>Kafka
Waiting for Hysilens
>Blade
Designated 50/50 loss brick
>Jingliu
lol

>>529709739
It's probably because TB inherited her Time heir slot + Mem, meaning she can see from past to future as will and recognized you.

>>529709631
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66973285/chapters/172887571

>>529709451
>Her whole charm already worked wonders while having big tits.
It isn't about the tit size, it's about the overall size of the girl.
She'd be better with huge tits AND tiny.

MY FLAME HAS BEEN REAVED!
WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS? AAAAAAAHHHHHH

>Got him in only 23 summons
Nice
More tickets for Saber

I'm still in 3.0 bwos and I'm gonna start using the Skip button. But I still want to ask to the anons that are still actually paying attention to the story on what's the QRD so far,

From the threads it's easy to infer that Amphoreus was indeed just a simulation all along(as if the looping Infinity sign wasn't a big tell). But what exactly is causing it? Is Aphoreus a real planet at all? Is Fuli involved in this because he gave you Mem(Cyrene)? IS there a point to the simulations?

>>529709946
Is Jingliu's best set Scholar and Bone planar now?

>>529710047
it's all revealed in 3.4

reminder that sporgle has cleavage in hi3

>>529710047
It's a scepter

>>529709827
anon in amphoreus they're all *5.
belobog and luofu had one off characters, yes, but most were *4.
plus gallagher and misha the only *4 in penacony were also "not real"

>>529709661
I only have the three [/spoiler:lit]i will try and seek the slop maker and kindly ask them to make us more[/spoiler:lit]

>>>/r9k/81694117
Oh no no no Phainonsissies our response?

E1 Tribbie or Sunday's lightcone?

>>529710047
>QRD
Phainon fails lmao

>>529710152
>[/spoiler:lit]

>hsr got JC elysia
>zzz will have hag elysia + big butt
buddypoke elysia in genshin confirmed.

>>529710028
you have AIDS

So why does OG Phainon morph into Kebin appearance-wise

>>529710148
I know, and I'm saying lot of those 5* also didnt matter

>>529710153
phainon is literally a true deliverer thoughever?

Would Blade have defeated Flame Reaver?

>>529710248
we use IPC bux in HSR not yen

>>529710152
Ok, don't forget to share when you get more.

Phainon tiktok hour status?

>>529707297 (OP)
3.4 is a shorter patch right

>>529710120
Every hi3 girl has unique model and hand sculptured breasts

>>529710047
>Is Aphoreus a real planet at all?
It's real enough to have tangible effects on reality, so in a sense, yes it is real.

>But what exactly is causing it?
A left over Emperor's Scepter that somehow gained sentience and became a Lord Ravager. If you've done Unknowable domain, you got the idea.

>IS there a point to the simulations?
Yes.

KOKI

>>529710339
yes

>>529710047
Qrd we work with the living heirs to overcome each titan amisdt backstabbery bullshit from the council of fags. And flamereaver cutting down our allies and trying to steal the coreflames. All while learning of the backstory of each heir before we fell their titan

I assume your gonna see 3.4 but someone might summarize that too

>>529709694
the heirs are literally why phainon and cyrene don't go through with lygus's original plan, and the collective wishes of other people are what phainon carries from loop to loop (since he has nothing of his own), hoping to see them realized one day instead of the destruction that he was supposed to carry out

Lygus FEARS Polka KAKAmond

>>529710268
Even if some didn't matter more of them did than Amphoreus where only Cyrene and Phainon do.

>Fagnon merely scratches Bitchnook and it's healed asap
>Luocha scarred him so badly that the blood flows to this day
FUARK. Why does he hide his power level?

>>529707297 (OP)
I rolled Tribbie and I'm almost mad at how ridicuolously good she is, my Aglaea and Herta damage fucking skyrocketed. Already done MoC12 3 stars, shitg ame

>tfw ely's birthday is the same month as mine
oh my..

>>529710153
5'3 is qt height, would date

>>529710047
Just read this https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1lpvpyj/34_full_story_spoilers_rundown_of_lore_bombs_and/

>>529710283
Easley. Kafka also could have fixed the black tides corruption the same way she deals with Blade's mara struck, a Silverwolf could have hacked amphoreus to fix the cycle. And firefly... Ummm... She could have sat there and looked pretty.

>>529710217
im retarded... go easy on me sparkleposter

>Daniel Hung was bailed out by GODLLUM
he tried

>>529708509
>nitrogen bomb vs coughing baby

>>529710443
Everyone fears the bitch with a kitchen knife.

Is it true?
Is E0S1 Yunli really better than E0S1 Phainon?

>>529710253
It's just symbolic of his growing nihilism and depression, the same development Kevin himself went through

>>529710490
Told you, bro.

CYRENE LOVES CAELUS

Damn he caught Lygus...

>>529710595
Yunli cant fight flame reaver. Or ddk.
Checkmate. Same hoolay killing capabilities

>>529710656
How big would it be to get her E1 and S1? I hear everyone just uses DDD right? Or is that being a coping no LC having bitch?

>>529710595
no, but if you've had yunli for this long she's already aged far better than lmaonon

>>529709461
The whole dykeron shenanigans isn't really better than Paimon's 33443456 recycles

>>529710752
>S1
DDD is fine
>E1
YOU NEED HER

>>529710454
literally only sunday mattered in penacony because he was the bad guy, the stoneflops were especially bad because their sideplot was completely divorced from the real plot to beat the orderfags

everyone else only existed as plot devices like needing robin to sing a song to beat sunday because reasons

>>529710153
>>529710272
>>529710546
Hey what the fuck thats my thread

Gallasisters...

>>529707779
>herta
>relevant
I wish. At this point hoyo just keeps making her job to shill screwllum.

>>529710824
>>529710752
One thing I don't get about Tribbie is thedamage build, I've seen her at S6 and she doesn't do THAT much FuA damage

>>529710490
>Aglaea
You replaced Robin ?

>>529709734
All the fat will go to her tits in her hag form

Um where does my Sunday go?

>>529710595
Counter characters like Yunli rely on RNG a lot, so it’s like saying Seele is better than someone since you can reset into perfect RNG

There’s less RNG with Phainon, you either do enough damage in the first ult to 0 cycle or you don’t. The variables inside the ult come down to knowing which skill to use, when to use them, and how the bosses interact with him, see: Argenti and the meme cockblocking him

>>529710752
I RNGd the E1 in my rarest moment of genuine luck in this game, I do think people oversell it though.
I run Fast Tribbie with DDD, she turbos out so much shit synergy wise and is like a full-team Sparkle practically every turn.

>>529710752
give your wives the finest tools...

>need 135 spd
>put 4 spd relic on 131 spd character
>136 spd

>>529710120
Those implants? I paid for them

>>529710923
Anon I...

>>529710153
>4 posts
Why are you linking your own thread?

>>529709631
>>529710016
Finally some fucking yuri in this fujoshit planet

wormgenti flopped

>>529710934
Phainon saber or archer anaxa mydei.
Or if tribbie and rmc are with rice then your herta.

>>529710047
>I'm still in 3.0 bwos and I'm gonna start using the Skip button.
Why are you playing the game if you're skipping the strory? Are you just addicted to gambling?

>>529709461
Acheron loves Caelus and wants to keep seeing him

>>529711052
% increases, invisible decimals

>>529711052
SPD has decimals that the game does not display.

>>529710873
cute phainon poster..

>>529710248
Our single 3.3 banner sold way more than both zzz 2.0 anniversary banner combined

>have Tribbie
>my DDD is only S3

>>529710575
Silverwolf jobs to literally everyone.

Told you Phainon wasn't gay.

Reminder hetero shipsisters, the only straight ships Hoyo endorses is incest! Join the winning team or you will keep getting BTFO by pag/fujo/yuribait

>>529710951
I tink E1 Tribbie is literally just for Castorice or maybe Herta too

>>529711052
SPD has decimal values that they don't show on screen. Use Fribbels to see your actual SPD value on your relics.

Are we skipping Hysilens ?

>>529710843
>literally only sunday mattered in penacony
Stopped reading.

>>529711221
an extra 4% action advance is unlikely the be the difference between X and X+1 cycle clears

>>529711258
We love our siblings here

>>529711128
he's in EVERYTHING

>>529711364
Hmmm nyo

>>529711201
>hebe will small butt and dressed in a prude way outsold ttwo of black tier asses from ZZZ dressed like sluts, COMBINED.
it has been almost a month and this is still funny
Now a male banner is also winning against those characters
What the fuck was mihoyo thinking when they aimed ZZZ to brown people?

>>529711247
lol

>>529711089
no that was me

Tingyun status?

>>529711258
>the only straight ships Hoyo endorses is incest

>>529711364
Only like 3 retards are sunk costed into dot. Shit is a blackhole of rolls

Hyacine screams brightened by day, fuck you all hyacine posters

>>529711518
I guess hatesex rivals too

Wait So if we are already fighting lygus next patch, who even is the final boss of amphoreus then?

>>529711502
sniffed

Spargle isn't even an emancipator why does she get shilled all the time?

>>529711502
Unused since 1.5

>>529711502
Stinky

>>529711591
Irontomb

>

>>529711364
I'm skipping the whole 3.5 for E2S1 March

Why should I care about Hyacine or any of the Chrysos flops dying if they're already revived literally in the next patch?

Reminder that ZZZ's audience is targeted at poor people with no money

So did you roll for HIM

Jingliu and Blade fucking suck what the fuck was the point. I am also so dissapointed with the kafka buffs not being enough

>>529711467
Brown people and zoomers dont work thus they dont whale. A tale old as time.
Working individuals that whale are turned off by nigger asses and twerking its slutty behaviour befitting skanks

>Do a single 10 pull for Sparkle just to see if I can get her
>Actually get her
Thanks, Dawei.

>>529711502
boosting my snacks

>>529711591
march

>>529711597
it's because she won

>>529711658
>rushing the story just to play candy crush

>>529711481
Too fat

>>529711258
>
nice try shiptranny, mihoyo only wanks aetherxlumine and wisexbelle.

>>529711152
>>529711170
>>529711267
>support and main dps have exact same spd down to the decimal
Who goes first then?

>>529711591
Memoniggers

They belong to him

>>529711706
Remember people acting like Blade was viable now KEK

>>529711721
based, enjoy your free use sex toy

>>529710919
here's a video with a damage tally to show how absurd Tribbie's damage is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5T8cGoSPkQ

>>529711597
Bwcause dawei said otakus love hebes.(he was right). And people still fall for the sporgle brick

>>529710016
>“Stay still, Hysilens.” Cerydra quietly orders, breath ghosting against reddening ears. “And keep your hands behind your back.”

Not trying to doompost, just my honest thoughts after testing a lot (with made relics that have perfect stats basically): Doomposters were kind of right about Phainon.
I dare saying kind of wrong since his comparison was Firefly. Firefly at E0S0 on her release raped content. It's only after content started shilling aoe (Skippa), turning anti-break, anti-fire, in which it started to be felt without full premium.
Phainon? He unironically feels worse than my E0S1 buffed Blade now. From shilled to non-shilled content. Phainon already feels like a unit that needs his full premium on very release. From team to E's.

Again, not trying to doompost him. That'd be stupid as I did pull him for a reason. Just saying that he is pretty underwhelming.
If you are meta chaser, f2p, don't like him for his character; it's an easy skip.

>>529711764
>Story
It's a penacony event

>>529711869
Is this AI? I can't even tell anymore

>>529711703
Sparkle? Yes.

>>529711784
>wisexbelle
i played zzzoo and they just act like regular siblings.
am i missing something?

why does the origami bird minigame event song make me kinda sad? i meant the song that plays after you finish a game.

>>529711957
There's clipping of the model, so I assume it's stylized 3d (filter overlay, probably.)

>>529711696
I'm still confused how is it gonna be
Cerydra will be around so that means characters like Phainon/Mydei/Hyacine shouldnt even be born yet

Tiktok hours status?

>>529711957
it is AI, no one would bother making such a thing for Sparkle

Tiktok hours status

Surprisingly short main quest update which--I can't believe I'm saying this--is a pleasant addition. I love the part where Phainon broke free of Amphoreus itself to duke it out with Zephyro (Obvious off-screen fodder to introduce new Raiden Mei alt even more broken than the old Ack and Phainon combined btw)
and eat absolute shit. A good reminder of how Lovecraftian the Gods of HSR world are; one sole aspect that made the setting stand out.
I assume the next update would go into how TB (We) could allow Phainon to break free in the first place, which I guess I would be excited for if only to see whether or not the question will be answered.
If I were to guess assuming all the Chrysos Heirs junk are but a setup for the main event, that main event might be Dan and March pulling TB out after being inextricably linked to Amphoreus' cycle as demigod of time. Perhaps Dan would stand in the place of Terravox, but I still wouldn't know what March would do with her jellyfish.

>>529711858
Lesbians can always be dicked.

>>529712041
We're gonna go through a new cycle, they'll be born later on.

>>529711491
is there anyone else that loves sparkle this much?

>>529711658
I've won two battle royal games and got all the jades
No reason to keep playing

>>529710934
saber or aglaea (or I guess JY lmao)
anyone else can cope reasonably well even if it requires autistic teambuilding at times (like speedtuning around E2 bronya while managing SP)

>>529711938
He NEEDS Sungay
And he NEEDS Gayllagher or F*f*
And most of all, he definitely, 100% NEEDS Cerydra.

If you aren't willing to whale for two m*les, a dyke, and two abundancebricks then GTFO

>>529711938
Which is why it's funny that he's been selling so far. He even pushed us back to 1 after we fell to almost 100.

well i just finished the patch. Almost fell asleep during the first few sections but I enjoyed the later half with Phainon slowly becoming an emo edgelord.
The slow walk when he was about to fight Mydei was fucking kino. I appreciate that they tried doing something more creative for once since the presentation is always lacking in almost every patch in this game. Lastly i really enjoyed the animation of Phainon going full battle retard against nanook and zephyro, i love that they made zephyro actually show up in the story so soon after being revealed in a trailer with the other lord ravagers.
Still not gonna roll for phainon but pretty cool patch overall. So when does sales posting faggotry start?

https://youtu.be/fP9jEMUPYsI?si=RH-5m7AiuGQA0oqf
why does this video make me sad?

>>529712186
He will NEED Dan3 too I bet

>we really have to wait 8 more days until we can even try out the fate characters
flopnon ruined the game

And the gold medal for Olympic mental gymnastics goes to...
TikTok hours!

Ruan Mei: Guess which ones I have feelings for

>sigger schizo having a melty because anons are mostly fine with Phainon compared to shitting on his fag
Kek

>>529711938
The FF comparison is bad because break was being carried by the MoC buffs and everyone correctly predicted it would fall off extremely fast in 3.0, Phainon is incomplete but as a result has more room to grow and isn’t being carried by the endgame buffs, Castorice has her team but unlike break again, she is going to last longer due to not being carried by the buffs

I think he’s similar to JY and Acheron in terms of coming out without a complete team.

>>529711858
OOC

>>529711938
E0S0 FF was a "real" f2p pull. you could get her, throw her in a team with the RM you already had + 2 free characters and it carried you until 3.0
they aren't going to do that again. They clearly thought it was a mistake with FF with how hard they baited her aftersales

is Phainon the new Neuvillette?

>>529712271
>200 pulls
>E6
Sad indeed

>>529712131
Except we see them existing with Hyslen and Ceryda already.

>>529712382
The big bug she has locked up in her basement.

>>529711873
>that pathetic Blade/Jingloiu damage
I'm never listening to CCer hype ever again

Does phainon needs his cone or can I cope with the herta one

>>529712458
no, he's just alright instead of one tier above everyone else

>>529712474
Aglaea and Tribbie are that old in every cycle

>>529712458
to this day i still can't comprehend what's /gig/ obsession with that character. I'm lost on whether you people like him or hate him

It's kinda hilarious how pretty much all characters in Amphoreus act way too nonchalant about the destruction of it while it happens.

They're just yapping on like nothing is too different from the usual.

>>529711390
>brickle
did nothing except fuck around like putting fake bombs everywhere
>black swan
actively hindered plot progression, at one point teleports you away from firefly who would have brought us to dream detroit faster, pointless and redundant for waking up from sunday's dream since they were so shoddily-constructed
>firefly
completely pointless and redundant, again sunday's dreams were so bad that people woke up on their own so she wasn't even needed, gallagher would have shown us dream detroit too anyway
>acheron
only exists as a macguffin we need to beat sunday, the tiernan galaxy rangers shit was completely pointless. it is quite literally 'lol what a coincidence, this character which we arbitrarily needed to beat the bad guy randomly showed up because she had unrelated business here!'
>aventurine
pointless and irrelevant backstory, the sideplot of ipc buying penacony shares is a literal nothingburger, zero bearing on the plot to beat the orderfags, he is even worse because he was worthless even for getting the ipc to buy penacony shares, since otis didn't give a shit about his nihility aids and robin gave jade the real bargaining chip
>jade
same as aventurine, ipc buying penacony shares was a completely pointless sideplot
>boothill
see acheron, only exists to shoot a flare to summon some randos that we arbitrarily needed to beat sunday

>>529712534
he can cope with herta but minmax cycles will require s1

Cyrene mogged Firefly and Castorice

>>529711858
IC

Mhm thank you Tiffany Fujorail, I love me some angstkino

>>529712534
He needs it because his ult uses his base speed. And the conw raises baise speed. Your looking at a long fucking time to take 7 actions without it

>>529712458
Yup.
>>529712537
Stop lying to yourself.

>>529712251
He got like 6g in JP and it's #1 in CN
You'll have to wait until either country leaderboard drops HSR out of #1 for the annoying salesposts.
I loved Phainon big moment during the animated trailer, he was 100% justified in having that rage fit, some people say he felt OoC there but that feels inline for how much hatred for the destruction he accumulated over 33 million cycles.

>>529712186
What the hell is this webm kek

>>529711938
Reminder that Luna got dog pilled for saying that he was mid. Also for animation thing, but that can be excused with his animations still being WIP when she said it. Yet fags also attacked her for saying that his meta strength was very mid.

>>529712631
Master Love won

>>529712546
And Anaxa and Hyacine?

>>529712413
Officially Of Caelus

>>529712251
HOW LONG DOES AEDES ELYSIAE GO ON FOR IM DYING HERE

>>529712602
But the IPC buying Penacony makes sense since its a big tourist attraction and used to be IPC controlled
Youre retarded

>>529711858
Cute 竿姉妹!

>>529712765
They weren't present in the scene?

>>529712458
>jobs
>glazes (You)
>killed off so you can be real hero
>kind of brick unless you swipe
No

>>529708065
How will you find out if I don't put him up as a support

>>529712817
kill yourself jadefaggot

>>529712836
Herta...

>>529712817
love yourself jadesis

>>529712817
and the ipc buying up a tourist attraction is relevant to beating orderfags or the aeon wars how?

>>529712458
no
flopvillette will never wank the MC, is always about him.

>33.5 million cycles

Who writes this shit

>>529712867
It says on your profile last rolled 5*s and when you clear moc etc.

Ofc if u hide it...

>>529712817
He's right though, it's a side plot point

>>529711858
Damn straight they do
5

>>529712952
phd in quantum physics

>>529712952
me

>>529712534
You can’t go off the calcs for his cone because there’s variance in how it plays out in different fights. It can range from just a 25% increase to a 45% in some fights

I think if you have more than enough rolls and want to get your use out of him it’s worth it but if you aren’t rich in game and need to be careful, his supports like Sunday and Cerydra are more important than the cone easily

>>529712186
i raise you this

>>529712646
Why was Mydei such a meanie

>>529712458
He is Capitano, except playable.

Does the Triple/Limited banners share Pity? Is E1 Tribbie worth rolling for?

>>529712458
both are shonenKINO

>>529712952
First time seeing insane asian writing?

>>529711858
Cute and Canon

>>529712952
Sufferkino cultivators. Chinks.
They wanted you to see phainon suffer millions of times as he had to kill the people he cared for over and over to save the universe

>>529711858
to SCR3WLLVM ofc

>>529712646
I love the way they're shilling Phainon is by showing how much he cares about his preexisting digital fake boyfriend. I love fujos man, I love how much the literal bums who mooch off either their parents or husbands contribute to sales to warrant all this shipcuck content.

>>529712952
>33
hearing schizotards here seeing 33 immediately makes me think of freemasons

>>529712602
I already told you I stopped reading your shitposts.

>rolled herta + cone
>use argenti with herta's sig more than i use herta herself

>>529712982
So I can hide everything and pretend to hate m*les while gargling penises?

PHAINON IS S PLUS REVENUE

>>529713089
I assume they would share all the same pity since it's limited. As far as I know there are 3 pity trackers

1) standard (really only guarantees a 5*)
2) limited
3) collab (unknown if Fate pity will transfer to theoretical future collabs, but i'd wager a no)

Neuvillette has zero actual feats under his belt beyond downing a jobber (while taking damage)
Phainon actually did things onscreen

>>529712458
Fuck no.

>>529713054
#NotHisPhainon not his problem

>nous gets his mind simulated by a mere human
jobber aeon

>>529713216
Cease

>We become Phainon and get Cyrene
>But we also get topped by Mydeimos
Is it worth it?

>>529713151
This but unironically

I just rolled Tribbie and she feel really underwhelming compared to robin, what makes her so good?

>>529713089
e1 is pretty busted but there's no reason to go for e1 unless you really care about 0 cycling content or unless you are running an outdated DPS out of love and need all the help they can get. Roll depending on your jade budget and what you have planned for the future

>>529713203
yes we are all aware penacony slurpers' favorite activity is plugging their ears and going 'lalala i can't hear you' when told of its litany of writing issues, you don't need to restate the obvious

https://youtu.be/XZFKT4_ksCU?si=tfZsyBvi7e1Vb3q_
f2p saber team. Thoughts?

>>529711858
>>529712123
>>529712631
>>529712760
>>529712836
How do you live being this pathetic? You're the only person who does this.

>>529713396
>Mybitchmos
>top
lol
lmao even

>>529713151
T-thanks!

I'm stuck in Phainon's village and man Amphoreus could not be more self undulgent and stuck up its own ass

>>529713357
https://youtu.be/BdUq81_elc4?t=9

>>529713445
Then I'll save I guess. The Furina Expy looks fucking cute with that neato Crown, but I know nothing about her kit

If Elio is not a white-haired boy, then what is it?

Paimon be like I NEED cock Mydei

>>529713439
Multiple mobs to constantly ult. She gives vuln and res pen. Robin is dmg% and attack

>>529713439
you're supposed to get e1

>have a day one account with atrocious luck
>decide to make a new one because why not
>haven't lost a single 50/50 yet and all 5 stars I rolled came early
Man what the fuck I now believe in account seeds

>>529713396
Mydei is a power bottom, don't worry

>>529713476
As if xe's not doing it off to piss off the hertamei spammer

The best destruction DPS, post THEM.

>>529712458
Neuvillette makes everything about himself and he is special sovereign who is above Archons to thr point that an Archon kills herself just to power him up, and then he saves everyone.
Biggest dps powercreep in meta back then.

Vs

Jobbed 33 millions of tines. None of it was real. Was just a plaything for Destruction. Couldn't save anyone. Had to pass his torch to you and tried going against Nanook before dying... he jobbed, to mere sim version of Zephyro there and his last effort only grazed Nanook which he healed. He basically jobbed, didn't save anyone and died.
Brick unless E2S1/his premium. Even then, he only is good in shilled content.

You tell as such.

buff him hoyo, you fucking niggers

>>529712952
Shaoji read that FGO LB7 simulation was 66 millions years old so he thought he should do exactly half of those without even understanding why that wouldn't make sense in HSR

>>529713357
All Geniuses actually just do Nous's bidding with or without their knowledge

>>529713561
Mydei is not into emergency food

>>529713456
The fact that you calling anyone who dismissed your shitpost as a penaconyfag just confirms you're a retard. Go shill somewhere else like reddit. I heard they hate Penacony over there too.

>>529713464
performs like garbage without sunday lmao

>Genius Society
>Do stupid shit

>>529713621
your spunkle?
your 3B?

I'm so glad they buffed Acheron.
She's so busted now. I missed using her.

Easy 2.4 million bursts with the new SW.

What new buzzword is ML now
I keep reading it as Male Love because thats what it is
Yaoi

>>529713526
the fucking clown sound

>>529713621
just roll for Dan3 bro. If Hyacine can DPS being a sustain character the so can Dan3 being preservation

>>529713621
His triple sp slurp needs to deal 1200% and not its weak ass 450. 450 is dated as fuck

>>529713043
What tier is this?

>>529713439
>what makes her so good?
Her E1
Stop being poor

if this post ends with 1 i'm reinstalling later

>>529713707
lmfao, this shithole has been shitting on penacony ever since 2.3, as if we need further evidence of how delusional you are

>>529713749
Master Love = For (you), waifu/husbando pandering, yumebait, etc

>>529713597
What the fuck is a power bottom?

>>529713749
Mydei Love

We all love herta here.

>>529713621
Why buff him when they can make you roll for the new remembrance dan heng?

>>529713749
It's Fate Stay/Shit lingo. It stands for "Master Love". Because the servants call their owners "Master".
Yes, it's mental illness.

>>529713795
so you're reinstalling now?

IT'S DOWN !!
IT'S FUCKING DOWN ALREADY!!!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

IS IT 15 TIKTOK HOURS???? CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS LMAOOO AHAHAHJAHAHA

>>529713749
incel waifufags at /vmg/ made up that word, it means Master Love, basically characters who suck the cock of the self insert character.

Are people really pulling Phainon without knowing what (he) needs?

Your Fate is Over Retard.

>>529713749
IT IS male love unless your from guam or wherever the fuck the pag saying it is from.
Apparantly in his pag dictionary its like mc love or something
Mcl

>>529713931
this isnt the CSW general

>>529713856
Bottoming but like, with pride and honor and dignity like a true warrior

>>529713826
Go back.

>>529713931
please do take into consideration tiktok hour inflation a 2025 tiktok hour is worth far more than a 2024 tiktok hour

>>529713396
Mydeimos only bottoms to the Deliverer

>>529713931
actually its 15 ultra tiktoks

>>529713884
>>529713143
Go to a therapist.

Realistically could I get 120 pulls by the end of this patch if I havent done 3.3 and 3.4 content

>>529710696
Kys faggot

>>529713931
uh do you need some psychiatric help right now?

>>529714023
that's deflation bwo

>>529713549
Elio is a white haired boy

Holy fucking shit FF fell off so fucking bad LMAO. She's E1S1 and I have her whole fucking premium set-up, still she's hitting like fucking peanuts on top of the HP bloat. Fucking hell lol

What the fuck happened? So glad I got S1 Rappa the true Break-Goddess

My wife is so cute

>>529713931
Tiktok usually hovers the #3 or #4 spot
Now is at #1 which means is earning a lot more money than usual, it's a miracle that he even got tiktok hours at all.

>>529714002
You mean rape

>>529714148
>FF
Where are you using her? MoC?

i got blade, is he decent now? i have his bis team if that matters

>>529714052
nah thats normal tiktok hours

>>529713621
Just give it up anon…

>>529714148
You need E2S1 FF, E2S1 Fug, E1 Ruan Mei, and HMC with S5 DDD.
Then she plays fine.

>>529714052
What the fuck are ultra ticktocks you fags going on about?

>>529714249
Yea I just used her for that Shitty wolf on the last stage. She barely made it with one turn left

worm heng intestinal larvae flopped

>>529713549
A white-haired girl.

So regardless of gameplay, TB is a pathstrider of Destruction?

>>529714253
hyacine and tribbie makes it or breaks it

>>529714329
wormvox will flop

Why are yurikeks so easily provoked

>>529714059
Fuck off shaky boy

>>529714131
Sure

>>529714253
not top tier but should be decent if you have Hyacine+cone and 3b

>>529713984
nasu wrote himself out of this a million times

>>529714393
HOLY FUARK

>>529713953
yes. i pulled his lc too for my yume needs

>>529714338
remember physical MC? yeah

>Playing old events to get some jades
Man why do old events get voiced but now they aren't voiced anymore?
I'm playing in JP btw

>>529714148
Just roll E2S1 Firefly, E1 Tribbie (DDD), E2 Fugue and E1 RM and she clears just fine.

Damn so you're telling me that Phainon took all the budget and couldn't even win?

>>529714148
I just 2 cycled moc with her. Where's your Rappa clear?

>>529714393
you already posted this

>>529713931
>gigameta worms
>alphaomegaultrabetagammasupernova-shillling for 7 months
>6 gorillion lines
>66 gorillion trailers
>666 gorillion meta placement
>lost to uggorice out of all people
lol
LMAO even

>>529714414
>>529714417
Posting twice in the same minute using your phone and PC does not make you multiple people.
You are not "provoking" anyone. You're just being an autistic spammer, and being told to fuck off like any other spammer would. You're not special.

>>529714338
>is the TRAILBLAZER a pathstrider of destruction???

time for my bull ups
>>529713143
ooc boiled garbage

>>529714148
FF in the setup you describe melted that stupid fucking horse in MoC12 for me

>>529714393
Sunday supported him

>>529712458
If he was Neuvillette he would get an Aeon to kill itself to return "his rightful power back to him" and he would solve everything right after that power-up, making space Greece people real.
Instead he jobbed and passed a torch to you.

NOT EVEN CLOSE!

>>529714253
Sunday tribbie hyacine s1.
Performs great

>>529714393
i can't the believe the sun is a paid shill

LOL GENSHIN WON PHAINON JUST DROPPED TO #2!!! MAVUIKA FUCKING WON AND YOU LOSERS FUCKING LOST AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

What's the first name of Zephyro's EN VA again

This is your sign to keep gambling

>>529714579
You are replying to yourself trying to pretend anyone actually cares about your "memes".

Uh oh prime yuricuck melty

Uh oh melty

>>529714607
>t. salesjeet /vmg/fag

>>529714652
I see the KING so I will not

>>529713464
RMC is pretty hard to use effectively with a -1 setup, would change either them or Bronya for Tingyun

>>529714148
As we said as soon as break stopped being shilled she would fall off so fast, and by launching with a full team the subsequent break releases barely helped

>>529714652
I will now roll phainon

how the fuck do people run sustainless phainon my sunday and bronya keep dying

WE WON! MAVUIKA WON! WE WON! MAVUIKA WON! WHY DID PHAINON FLOP AND SLOP?!?! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

>>529714693
giwtwm

>>529714665
acheron cyrene kiana

>gigameta
>Phainon
At least TRY when schizo posting like this

>>529714212
Kremenoan warriors don't ever get "raped"

>>529707591
Wait Hysilens is a ghost?

>>529714493
>>529714528
I'm trying to reconcile the entry calling TB specififcally a pathstrider of destruction
Like I said I'm not looking at gameplay since for the most part characters' ingame paths arent their in-lore paths

>>529714607
>*projectile shoots diarrea on ur face*

>Heirs tell people for hundreds of years that Phainon is the chosen one and will lead them to salvation
>He drops all his responsibilities onto us
ABSOLUTELY FRAUDULENT

>>529714328
need e2 ff and e1 fugue on that stage, you just have the pulls allocated badly

this is not an excuse for ff in general, she fell off hard yes

>>529714668
>>529714693
You're obsessed with thinking other people are mad because you're mad and projecting.
Textbook coping because you don't want to accept you ruined your life for nothing.

>>529714652
You have AIDS

oh know

we love huohuo here

>>529714823
we are. we're also pathstriders of preservation, harmony and rememberance now

>>529713984
Temu Homoangel.

>>529714652
You have BASED

>>529714518
>gigameta worm
lol?

I refuse to address

imagine spending money on a faggot lord character like Phainon

>>529714143
story appearance when?

>>529714393
Man, they've really gone all out on the adveristing for this patch. Solar Halos don't come cheap in this economy.

>>529714771
Hp/def orb goes a long way.
I dunno man, worked for me in AS and MoC . Bout 4500 hp on HIM and bologna

>>529714393
Is that what you call a solar beam?

>>529714376
tits too big.
ruined.

>Please partner...
>Save everybody and fuck my childhood friend!
What did Phainon mean by this?

>>529714807
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>>529714879
>>529714948
You're literally just sitting in this thread having a spastic fit obsessively trying to attack people as hard as you can. It's genuine mental illness.

>Chinese APP STORE DOWNLOADS going from #1 to #2 somehow relates to revenue and is an indicator of Phainon flopping
?

how many mega tiktoks for seiba

>>529714883
that is correct we all do

>wormschizzo melty as SEA nig hours approach
Real subtle

sun lion huodou can wipe out my origin herrscher in one shot with its beam :/

Paimon jobbed so Seiba could shine

>>529714607
Dont worry, we still have a second plane coming to imapct the tower the fate collab next week
Basically we will beat mavuika $99M this month thanks to that, again.

>>529715009
mibibi what are you doing here

me and my wife

>>529714823
We are a(n) pathstrider of destruction but the power of the Trailblaze is to walk multiple paths. Thus we are also preserv harm and remem right now.

Lyguses notes was just that a destruction person was needed and we fit the bill

Herta loves Caelus

>>529715034
>>529715123
>>529715154
How did you fuck your life up so badly that spamming "shipping" pictures to try and harass people is all you have?

>>529715098
>>529715123
damn this is hot

Solabis, use Solar Beam!

>>529715009
GODnon clears

>>529715130
>Paimon jobbed
qrd?

>33 million cycles
>no pussy
Stelle will reward him... right?

15 tiktok hours is really good for a male

Is this the fabled crackship unenjoyer?

>>529714393
I can't believe Hoyo paid for a solar beam to shill Phainon

>>529715206
>>529715218
>>529715216
>>529715338
Autistic spamming != "winning"

>>529715330
Surely he raped someone in at least one cycle.

Khaslana aint even a greek name, it doesnt even SOUND greek

its impressive for a skin to get 15 tic tac toe hours

>>529715345
>crackship

>remembered anons yesterday calling lygus a retard for explaining his plan
>turns out he actually needed to and cyrene figured it out
wtf. i thought pink=retard, but she's smarter than anons.

>>529713741
not enough rolls and theres no point since i dont care enought to swipe for e1

>>529713902
wasnt he ((leaked)) to be regular preservation instead of remembrance?

uh I went to bank and they wouldn't exchange my tiktok hours for cash???

>>529715009
It’s been 21 hours actually mathlet

>>529715387
It's arabic.

So is the 3.4 story worth sitting through the previous 30 hours?