Thread 529716721

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>News
Fahkumram Gameplay Trailer + Armor King teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
Season 2 Spring & Summer Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60

>Patch Notes
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1363
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1365

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/


>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 Important key moves for each character and easy combos
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

lili is...

why come did they turn heihachi into a stance character

I'll never get
>a job

Murray is so cool

dead general

dead game

>>529716721 (OP)
BE AFRAID STREET FIGHTER
BE AFRAID

dead mau5

*sigh* shikata ga nai...

i hate looking in the mirror

at least you can mine shattered when I tried

boutta start being productive at 8:30pm

did tekken win yet

haven't had a day I would consider productive in at least 10 years

kill me
Kill me
KILL me

the creation of a privacy state, a state where privacy is one of the most fundamental freedoms

Capcom Won

Say it.

the resources are there to ask companies to not store user data, create or request browsers to not have fingerprinting

tech is so advanced that its also advanced enough to not pry on your privacy kek

>>529720357
I exposed myself

what if the new character is a kpop girlie?

>>529720735
the fuck is this

I started using more vgs but they're all angry and schizo and weird. This place is schizo too but its at least fun and weird?

shut up nigga damn. start praising murray

>>529720913
kpop demon hunters, exactly what it looks like.

fahkumram is so cool, can't wait to lab his combos day 1

I have an imaginary friend called Bosco.

Bosco sounds like a tekken name desu

alisa bosconovitch

my mother is god awful and I don't think it's unfair to blame the majority of my problems on her

>>529721705
that's such a scorpio thing to say omg

>>529721217
we have to leave 4chan, it's become too ironic

my dad was my mom

>>529721705
Jin...

my mother was abusive and then i grew up.. brian main btw

I sucked off a bryan main and asked for nothing in return

So I guess females are getting yumia costumes and accessories

I fucked a man and got aids

did we ever figure out who his victim was

>>529722258
Reina figure like this please...

My hope is that season 3 is better than season 2

>>529722569
the game itself

I had secondhand embarassment while watching Murray talk (gush) about his OC

>>529722258
holy kino, THANK YOU NAKATSU

I do not know who I am anymore. I have been alone for ten years. No people. No voices. Just silence and the hum of the fridge.

At first I talked to myself. Then I stopped. It felt empty. I stopped caring. Time lost all meaning. Days blur. Sleep is random. I forget things. I forget how to talk. Eye contact feels wrong now.

Sometimes I think someone will knock on my door. They never do.

Most of the time I feel nothing. When I do, it is fear. I am scared of people. Scared of myself. Scared this is forever.

I would not wish this on anyone.

>>529722569
this guy looks unhealthy, like he has been taking too many steroids and his organs are failing

>>529718515
>>529720541
>>529722017
Blueberry pie

How do we stop Murray

>>529723084
wrong pic

you CANNOT stop murray, hes unstoppable, blessed by every monk in thailand and armed with the heavenly muay thai style, you will look into his eyes and lighting will strike you where you are, should you survive you will be shattered by his powerful knee and elbow strikes, nobody has ever won against murray and lived to tell the tale.....

>>529723920
frankly I'm shocked there haven't been more cases of tekken pros using illegal substances

>>529722258
Reina only btw

>>529722258
Better than a fucking reused jacket with a png attached to it

>>529722258
Both of these games fell off no?

how do I cure my jungle fever

>>529722258
What an ugly artstyle.

>>529722258
off screen reina feet

Tekken only fell off during Tag 2

if you love me, won't you let me know?

EOS t8
Re-release T7 and call it T9
Never make T10

Murray knows it's the only way but he's too scared to pull the trigger...

'bated to 'my again...

Generational Achievement 7
Mortifying Failure 8

its obvious that 8 is intentionally bad to make 9 the best one since it will be haradas last game

Hardworking Immigrant Parents 7
Burnt Out Gifted Kid 8

Who was caught on steroids? Arslan Ash? Why didn’t anyone hear about this if this happened in 2022?

Because it doesn't really fucking matter in a video game. It's not a bodybuilding competition. Airing his laundry out like that is fucking low.

Asuka in Ryza outfit would go wild

>>529722258
why does bamco only do low-effort collab costumes when modders have shown that t8 can be the best porn game of all time?

the iesf are going to use a time machine and arrest arslan in 2022. so they're creating a timeline where arslan didn't play for 3 years.
maybe tekken 8 is good in that timeline

>arslan takes steroid
So this is why those old cabinets had the "Winners don't use Drugs" warning ... dopes actually make you better at video games

>Arslan uses steroids
>doesn’t even look beefed

>no female evasion
>no kbd with health lead on infinite stages
>no magic 4 abuse
save us iesf

>>529730523
anyone here that looks exactly like this?

TEKKEEEEEEEEEEN EIGHT

T8 might have failed, but I'm glad Reina took over as Tekken's main girl. Nina and Xiaoyu were such flops that Lili became the defacto Tekken poster girl.

>>529737990
we were almost at page 10...

>>529737990
>nina
>flop
lmaooooooo

the first trans tekken character

>>529742541
Lidia?

>>529742541
Leo

>>529730997
me

<- thoughts?

>>529737990
tekken women are the most boring women on the planet, literally 0 aura. Nina Williams might as well be a mannequin.

>>529744424
>nina
>no aura
lmaooooooo

god i wanna eat ninas poop

>>529745371
lmao its gonna be soooo funny when everyone realizes this system is completely unsustainable.

haha i love caca and doodoo
i want to eat tekken girl poopoo

I want to eat the shit of a girl. Is that normal?

>>529722258
so the outfit gives reina huge tits?

For this general? Yes. You are the only person true to himself in this general scat anon.... chase that dream!

>>529737990
No one except the horny old men at Bamco care about Nina, Asuka and Lili have blatantly been more popular as the sex appeal girls for ages now
Girls like Ling, they always gravitate towards cute characters like her and Alisa over the full blown slutty ones like Asuka or Anna
Reina covers the Juri type of fanbase more (even if she's not as villainous, that's how she's ended up being treated as) which is a different thing
Take this from me, an expert in females, I know what I'm talking about

everyone likes julia

>>529747446
who?

>>529747543
ganryu's wife

>>529747543
julia starling

I WANT TO EAT THE SHIT FROM A GIRL'S ANUS

Who's the Fahkumram of Nakatsu and Harada?

>>529747543
T.Hawk's wife

>>529749138
I know Nakatsu likes Azucena but it doesn't really compare to the love Murray has for Fuckyouman
Harada just loves chinese martial arts and little anime girls as far as I can tell, presumably he likes Ling then but it's not as clear

nakatsu's fahkumram would be claudio
harada's is feng

>>529722258
didn't that game already fall off a cliff and die during all these months it took bamco to finally make the collab happen

>aaaiieee le steroids might give some side effects that might enhance focus somehow maybe possibly
>meanwhile everyone overdosing on caffeine and smelling salts (things that actually help you) live on stream and nobody cares
this is like when alcoholics complain about weed
just say you hate browns JFK

I was wondering how Arslan suddenly got a full beard. If you look at older photos his facial hair is patchy as fuck

i have water stuck in my ear someone help please

Blow-dry your ear

why do girls like lili

i tried that but i think it’s stuck behind wax

>>529752534
hey buddy
not allowed vs allowed

>>529753423
show me the EVO/TWT ruling that prohibits steroids

If Tekken 8 didn't exist and the community was still playing Tekken 7 as of July 2025, the threads would be livelier and tournaments would have more viewers.

who do you choose for season 3?

>>529753590
he was banned in the place that doesn't allow it you dumb fucking retard

TWT Rules.
Using, possessing, distributing, or selling any illegal or controlled substance at a Tournament Event. Players may not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol while participating in a Tournament Event. Players with prescribed medication may use such medication as instructed by a medical professional.

>>529754023
neither. they don’t know how to make new characters i don’t know why all of you retards want more

Lmao no we'd still be dead and just seethe over Kuni, Marduk, Akuma, etc Vs heat, Asuka and Zafina

my main was Kazumi and i enjoyed the poking playstyle
the last time i played T8 was February 8th

>>529754025
that's fair but lots of people are using it to discredit his other wins
>>529754081
>Players may not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol while participating in a Tournament Event
how come energy drinks and coffee aren't banned

fuck this gay ass shit, I just want kuni man

>>529754463
caffeine just makes you feel a little more alert and reduces your ability to feel tiredness. they're not like rx drugs that alter your focus and give you a real competitive advantage

>>529747224
ninachads rise up

>>529756179
you can't even do butterflies

>>529755612
>they just give you real benefits that matter when playing the game, they aren't a REAL advantage though lol
mmhm

>>529756179
that's clearly a man

>>529716854
Battle director mains Hwoarang. It's not just Heihachi, you haven't noticed?

>>529756297
guv thinks i care about some archaic mechanic with zero purpose

>>529754023
Which one gives us more r34 and quality doujins? That one.

>>529755391
you can fuck off forever now

>>529754463
>drinks and coffee
Because they aren't classified as drugs. Simple as that.

BEAUTIFUL

there will be no tekken 9 if stop killing games succeed

>>529758341
caffeine is a drug
just because it's more socially accepted to use than cocaine doesn't mean it isn't

>there will be no tekken 9
then we will all be free

>>529759589
your feelings on it doesn't make it one

>>529759717
yeah it is one without my feelings just fine

>>529722258
either that or a redbubble tshirt

Rage Drives were really good design compared to what we have now

*sigh* i wish i was a cute girl bros

Capcom Won

why does cocklemonger maintain that ridiculous beard

it gets people talking about him so he gets free publicity
prime example right here, I have no idea who that guy is but here we have two(?) retards spreading his gospel for free just to let me know

i fucked up again and barely escaped

We talk about inane things here. He barely registers on twitter and YouTube

I hope he at least gives you discord benefits or something for this campaign

i have lost my way

>>529760689
100% iconic

>>529747224
Asuka got sabotaged, she was popular when she came out and has been popular since and the homosexuals in the Tekken team got angry at the fact that a female character was successful and assassinated her.
Then in T7 and T8 they completely butchered her appearance from a fit tomboy with big tits and shapely legs into a lardass retard caked in makeup that has a fat face.

Asuka in T7 and after is not the same character as T5-Tag2 Asuka and I hate them for it.

>>529762378
haha cope some more
fuck you and your character

Glad we still have people here holding it down for me calling out that tubby fat fuck excuse of a char
bring back old asuka

>>529762428
kill yourself

>>529762475
>>529762502
your character sucks and so do (You)
tekken is for men, not stupid whores

>>529762546
Im not an asuka player but i like how she used to look

>>529762546
(not a fat cow)

Asuka looks better in T8 you blind retard

thank god i'm a nina main

>looks better
kys

Nina looks fucking top in d8 though that guys right

>>529762378
she's cuter in 8

>left: plap
>right: plap and marry

you should post webms next time instead of cherrypicked screenshots
are we getting the fisheye lens asuka on peru map next?

>>529762627
Same, that guy is just a faggot
Any straight man would want attractive women in the game, even if they don't play them themselves, they get to look at them and enjoy them

>>529763118
>even if they don't play them themselves, they get to look at them and enjoy them
THEN GO WATCH PORN NIGGA
>uh I don't play the game I just wanna look at the characters heehee
You are not the audience, fuck outta here

>>529763220
>THEN GO WATCH PORN NIGGA
You're a tranny lmao

D8 has no audience

>asuka mains
lol
lmao

The Asuka HagFags are infighting, look what you've done Murray

>>529763302
You're a coomer who just wants pretty women, when there's plenty of of that shit elsewhere

>>529763364
>wanting pretty women in media means you're a "coomer"
You don't want pretty women in your games? Every straight man would.
What's wrong with you, are you a faggot or something?

>>529763549
>You don't want pretty women in your games? Every straight man would.
>yeah we want this but we won't even play the game
Fuck off

>>529763364
You are a faggot or your name is Anita Sarkeesian

>>529763610
You're a chronic masturbator who wouldn't even spend his time actually PLAYING the game
>all your time spent is in photo mode and installing lewd mods
Sick of all you waifufaggots in every game, you're all a plague

>>529763610
He is just trolling (you)
No one is SJW in /tekgen/

>>529763725
>I am a fag
Youve made that clear as a day dw

you guys really have nothing huh

i have akira

>>529763609
>yeah we want this but we won't even play the game
What the fuck are you talking about?
>inb4 hiding hours
Don't want to make it easy to find me

Let the waifutards act like military men that are holding a porn magazine while at war

>>529763803
You're somebody that for some reason thinks gamedevs owe you coomer characters just because you want to see it and you accuse those that don't of being fags
Fuck off
>>529763874
>time is spent only in photo mode looking at his coomer mods
Fuck off

>>529763874
aye bro im on ur side but i can boot up d8 rn and show that as my last played

These faggots are in a competition to prove who is more pathetic

you guys have to see what I'm masturbating to, I'm not an annoying gay man and that isn't my "personality" I swear

>>529763908
I dont think anyone owes me anything
However if ur selling a product and there is something thats desired by a lot of ur audience then its probs in the best interest of the creator to look into it!

>>529762378
AHAHAHAHAHAHA THE NIGGA TRIED TO MAKE TEKKEN 7 LOOK GOOD

>>529764107
Tried to do that where

>>529764098
>there is something thats desired by a lot of ur audience
How many fucking times do I have to say that you're NOT the audience
>we don't even play the game
YOU'RE NOT THE AUDIENCE
Why would they waste time on shit that nobody that actually plays their games wants? All you coomers are the same

When's Tifa

>>529764232
Im not the audience?
Ive been playing tekken since 3 and have had every game since and also played in the arcades regularly

In Magic the gathering? Right now

I love paying WOC the make more of my favourite characters niggers in cardboard form, great choice

>>529764232
Show everyone your games played mr audience man

You pay for pixels?

>>529764301
Hey anybody can lie on the internet buddy
Just cuz you say shit doesn't make it true
You have clearly said in multiple posts that you don't actually care about Tekken and just want to look at Asuka
You don't give a shit about actually playing, fuck off

>>529764232
>How many fucking times do I have to say that you're NOT the audience
Who is?

>>529764405
*To not the

Tell blud the Dead or Alive and Soul Calibur tale, nobody gives a shit about female chars

>>529764438
>Anybody can lie on the internet
Yep, just like u
Making posts about a current topic =/= not caring about other topics
lol, lmao

>>529764528
>Dead or Alive franchise only makes money because of the female characters
>most well known Soul Calibur characters are Taki and Ivy
What point are you trying to make?

>>529764438
where do they say they dont care about tekken
u ok lil guy, wanna take a break and jump in the ball pit

>>529764441
not coomer waifufaggots, that's for damn sure
>>529764579
>>529764670
You niggas need to fuck off
>see we don't actually play the game but we totally care!
No you don't
Fuck off

they're dead franchises because they didn't care for gameplay

think its time to take a break audience guy

murray is my idol

Too many truth nukes, I can't handle this

Murray is very unique to Tekken, no one else like him in other fighting game development teams

>mention that you want to Asuka to look how she did before Tekken 7
>some kazuya/bryan playing brownie downie goes into a frothing rage and publicly shits himself in the thread

T3 Ling > T8 Ling

ok but

>>529763302
trannies are the chronic masturbating perverts, fucking retard

'bated to 'na again
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13934983&tags=reina_mishima+

Tekken 9 story idea: Monika's sentience code leaks into Tekken which makes all the Tekken characters develop sentience as well and they all begin fighting each other for the players attention, all trying to be the one that gets noticed by the player the most.

i love food so much bros

this but men

>>529767034
How quirky Lidia

>>529767448
imagine the shits lidia makes

Facoomer is too cool for school totally radical

Has any dlc character gotten as much special treatment as Fahkumram?
Murray really really wants you to like his OC

Im fat asf

>>529770168
that's my fetish

>>529770639
what about hair

>>529770748
the brighter the light bounces on your head, the hotter it is for me

>>529767519
Remember when you had to be shit at everything else to do this

>>529771330
Jun's taste in motor vehicles is that of a gulf state sandniggers, grim
Why are all the male characters such cringe lords

>>529771829
Jin's*

>>529771330
What the.. ok bro

>fakurmom is undefeated supreme muay Thai champion
>literally the only thing qw know about him is hes always chained up like the hulk in a test lab
Are they even trying anymore?

>>529772070
I don't even need to say anything

What is this face Reina makes? Bro im gonna get raped aren't I?

>>529772070
he had real muay thai master doing the motion capture and he has traditional tribal tattoos though
that's something lame charas like mishimas don't have

it's me jim kazama koi

>why don't westerners go pro in fighting games?
>>529772771
This is why

Women don’t rape men, men rape women

Eu had around 300 players for tns yesterday while stl gets around 90. Westerners just suck.

New character: ACOOMER
Akuma if he a coomer

>>529772771
did qudans EVER get the 40K he was supposed to have won from that saudi t7 tournament?

>>529773730
he did with the help of spag after he let ppl know he didnt get money from it

I want Chun to be in Tekken ala Akuma & Geese Howard.

>>529718361
>BE AFRAID
Of a fat Luke?

>>529721392
yep, agreed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNad2Ml2Lfw

>>529773614
>>529774762
Already done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNN1PSrydE

>>529774762
Why don't you just go play street fighter retard?
These cross overs have always been creatively bankrupt cancer, make up a new fighter and give him a style that isn't Karate but slightly different, how hard is it for fuck sakes.

fahk fahk fahk fahk fahk fahk

thunderous applause for the new char, Tekken project team really nailed it

imagine unironically calling your new character "fuck your mom"

>>529720735
Horrible animation desu, looks like one of those play-doh stop motion animations

you guys don't know anything about physique, animation, game development, economy, creative process, relationships, so shut the fuck up lmao

You don't have to 5 michelin star chef to recognize shit on a plater

blud quickly associated coprophilia

Scat porn really buck broke (You) so hard, it's the only context you can perceive someone saying something is shit

reina is a faggot

nah I am

Choose one:
a) Tekken 8
b) Tekken Ain't

Tekken 9 Dark Resurrection 2

>>529777608
This

Tekken Tag Tournament 3
Guest characters: Tifa Lockhart, Kazuma Kiryu, Captain Frank Dux, Yujiro Hanma

?

!

¿

¡

Braaaaaaaaap

I'd tongue that anus

I dont like how ass eating is normalised

I got ecoli from a woman but I've never got anything from a tgirl

shut up retards

Agent 47 should be a character in Tekken, given he killed McGregor with just 6 punches in the newest Hitman game, id say he has a good chance of killing the Mishima clan for good. And if not just whip out the ol fiber wire and start sawing through the neck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJQTq8A3yUY

>>529781324
that's not murray.

The more time passes the more I realize Resident Evil 8 is a colossal colostomy bag of a game.

This but with Silent Hill 3

ASRLAN TWEETED
https://x.com/ArslanAsh95/status/1940765189701304458?t=lzn5x-T3SGe1qTWmoQi5gw&s=19

>280 posts in
>no lili

>>529783040
who?

>>529783083
the miracle of out universe
>>529783248
omg it lili

>>529781431
correct, that's my aunt

>>529782873
some malaysian sold arslan gear

game is dead
lets just post lewds, the only thing worth in tekken

#STOPKILLINGTEKKEN
Petition to have Harada and Murray executed

>>529783824
Jun's armpits?

>executed
how?

>>529782873
blud juicing his life away and doesn't even understand it?

Jun's squirts improve eye sight

>>529782873
seems possible enough but it's funnier to just call him a cheater

>>529783824
> post lewds,
The best part of tekgen

/tekdead/

>>529782873
>get offered a needle in a gym
>not told what's in it
>inject anyway
He knew what it was but I don't care

@grok says arslan cheated and his wins are illegitimate...

I use women as live target practice on the shooting range

>>529786796
bruv thinks you need to use a needle

Women scares me

>>529788540
19-Norandrosterone has to be injected to actually do anything and show up on a doping test.

My wife Anna

>>529788919
and the award for the worst drug of all time goes to...

My wife Anna who i love very much

lili and ling are randomly naked on v

>>529790087
what if Lili married a dark skinned person, like midnight black

Reporting in; Lili and Ling are randomly naked in /v.

Whatever

just got my King action figure in the mail

ChatGPT is pretty impressive
https://files.catbox.moe/yvvg8c.png

>>529790030
>slightly wet body
>visible thong
>underboob
absolute pure sex

>>529790030
I think they should put Anna in a wheel chair to balance out her rocket launcher

>>529790087
>>529790579
Liar

>>529790865
Man that looks cheap

>>529791784
it looks dope is what it is

>>529791142
that would make her faster than 90% of the roster

>>529791853
His pants are perfectly detailed yet his mask looks like the textures forgot to load in

If someone had sex with Eliza and came in her, do you think she would get pregnant?
Asking for a friend

>>529792215
i think she would say nah you ugly and then abort the baby

>>529792329
Abortion implies viable zygote formation so i shall take that as a yes, thanks anon.

I think they're doing the right thing by giving the pac man stage for free to season 2 pass owners after the debacle that was genmaji temple

A pretty good deal would be discounting the season pass on a steam sale

>>529793896
I was waiting for it.
I guess there isn't Fahk for me :(

tekken 7 felt more alive than this game in it's last two years

I didn't realize how good of a game Tekken 7 was until Tekken 8 season 2...

>season 2
it took me a week

>>529795394
>brand-new content scheduled for release this summer
just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in

i feel like absolute shit bros

you're in for 30 minutes showcasing the pacman stage?

>>529795394
i was wondering how long the tekken talk format would last, kek
these unserious fucks could never maintain that level of communication for long
play the superior coom game with actual good devs that care about their product

>>529795636
he's saying they're reducing the format and Harada abandoned Tekken 8

This ends now

Starting to think that Okubo won, bigly

I've run the numbers, I think out of every 8 tekgen posters 1 person actually plays and enjoys Tekken 8

>>529796496
we must drive out the heretic

>>529792215
get some help...
why would you post this shit faggot

Let's discuss Fahkumram

do you prefer Geometric Plane or Pac Pixels?

the prostrate massage I just did

ah to be held down by a fat ass white girl while she forces her logs down your throat
anybody else desire this feel?

>>529797149
Moar of this with less fecal consumption

>>529797071
I like pac man.
Yeah, I mean it.
And the 30th anniversary pac man stage was amazing.

>girl
no ty

similar to this feel

>>529797071
pac pixels for style, geometric plane for visual clarity

What were they thinking

>>529797541
do you prefer braps?

>>529795394
The only difference will be no harada and no interaction with the community. It will feel even more corperate. They will still try to sell their shitty skateboard decks and watches.

>>529796839
>The absolute peak of femininity
>A faggot
Ok il bite, please explain in elaborate detail how im a faggot

>>529795394
>only murray
tekken belongs to him now

Where is Nakatsu

>>529795394
Harada is on vacation in Turkey and wherever else he might be
We know this

>>529798380
Being a faggot is self explanatory thougheverbeit

I exposed myself

Every day I'm suffering

many would find happiness in my death

are you ready for... FAHKUMRAM MAKE SOME NOOOISE

>>529782873
You don't accidently take steroids lmao

I EXPOSED MYSELF

I expose myself for attention...

This would be Tekken if it was good

you not being here would be good

>Jota died
FUCK IT SHOUDLVE BEEN MURRAY

>blud doesn't inject mystery drugs some gym rat gave him
ngmi

remember when people got mad that the devs made asuka's 1,3 a natural combo because she lost a bit of her character identity

..

>character identity
Buzzword

>96 damage
>no wall
I cant comprehend such level of retardation from the devs

Would you?

>>529716923
BOTH!

I'm a fucking loser kill me

Kazuya is so lucky

next OP image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYjMCQc9c_Q
it's up

I would be ashamed if a whore like Jun was my mom. Enough to start a world war even.

>>529804447
besides having sex with a devil and bearing a child, what makes her a whore?

>>529795394
SLUTTY BIKINIS AS A SUMMEROUTFIT?
>they removed Nakatsu
heh

>>529804591
>SLUTTY BIKINIS AS A SUMMEROUTFIT
SF6 could never

are those shemales???

could never be that dead? true

>>529805017
So that's why Jin has mommy issues.

i cant sleep help

>>529804591
i want them to shit in my mouth so bad

I can't take back that day and my mental is irreparably damaged help

I didn't go through with it

i can't die cause i have no life

>>529807853
Fake fan.

to live is to die

>>529808128
And when a man lies, he murders some part of the world.

Kazumi comes back but in heat every move has a tiger follow-up

speedkicks is having fun with tekken8 again

I'm finding T8 fun now but there are some things that are just too fucking stupid and kill my mood. Asuka in general is just so fucking unfun and it FEELS stupid to play against.

i'm having fun with my hand

i'm having fun with jun's hand

>>529809193
But /tekgen/ constantly says how wrong he is about everything, meaning Tekken 8 must be the opposite of fun.

bros i cant stop looking at womens asses and imagine them taking the stinkiest smelly shits

>>529811237
you think she shits hard bros?

I have to live off tortillas today

>>529811237
>you hear about video games?
>

if you have peanut butter try adding it to your tortillas

>>529803346
Only browns are into blondes.

I scraped the peanut butter jar yesterday

Virtua
Fighter
Six.

>>529812353
...is gonna flop harder than cotw

Murray? Yea I know him, one time him kill a guy with his muay thai and then he looked straight at me and asked me what I thought of Tekken 8. His hands, knees and elbows were still bloody and bruised from killing that guy so I was scarred and stuttered out: "Y-yeah i-its super... uhh good m-murray..." I tried to avoid direct eye contact as to not anger the mighty bhudda blessed fighter but he asked a follow up "what do you like about it?" I wasn't looking at his face directly but I could feel the intensity of his stare, like the heavens themselves staring me down.... I was shaking I couldn't form a sentence and he was getting closer and closer, but luckily some ignorant fool across the field said "Tekken 8 is shit amigo", it was a greasy half-witted aris fan wearing his merch.
Murray immidietly went for him, full sprint, I took the opportunity to run as fast as I could, I didn't even look back but I heard the savage blows and loud bone cracking as the greasy retard aris was screaming in agony incoherently something about "big dinners" and greasy disgusting food and the phrase "someone shoot that guy". I hid myself in a trash can for 6 hours before coming out of it and walking home drenched in sweat and disgusting trash.... but safe from murray.... for now....

What if the new original Tekken character™ is Seiryu who after being no-diffed by Heihachi awakens his Akoomer joint powers?

WHERE ISSSSSS MYYYYYYYY SUKEBAN REINA
MURRAAAAAAYYyyYYYYYY
AAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHH

>Michael Madsen died
Wrong Micheal...

you'll forget about him tomorrow

>>529819567
>Je me suis exposée

blessed by celestial buddhist muay thai monks
master of the art of 8 limbs
owner of the nigga word pass
barometer for the most popular fighting game series in the world
blocked on twitter die in real life

games mid I dropped it

>>529822545
good, now to properly enjoy the game by posting lewds

lee plays like the average masher character now, membah when he was a counterhitter that everyone respected now he just presses a lot of buttons

>>529823205
boring af not being able to press buttons

How do you mash with lee

My life is one long humiliation ritual.

>>529824415
You can change that you know. Change yourself, and break the chains of fate
Just like Jin Kazama did in Tekken 8's cinematic story mode The Dark Awakens.

I got a sudden urge to expose

play aria of sorrow.

Is Anna secretly popular or do I see her so much TK+ because everyone who picks her gets instant +5 ranks

Why couldn't Josie have been Murray's OC...

Murray held me down and made me a woman.

>>529825371
A bit of both

Fahk's animations are nice, more of that character overview should've been about that Jap dude mocapping for him and not just focusing on Murray's holiday in Thailand
Fahk being your standard tiny Thai dude would be way more unique, most Muay Thai fighting game characters aren't short, not just Fahk and Sagat, even Joe Higashi and Adon aren't particularly short

haha i love laying in bed for over four hours trying to sleep and not being able to

I love being sick every day and never getting any better

>>529825435
This but Chloe.

>>529826623
this used to bother me until i realized that somehow that apparently still counts as rest for me and i don't really feel tired when i wake up even though i technically only really slept 2-3 hours

>>529826623
get some magnesium

Preecha and Mila are short

i look like this and say this

he's gone bros

kwab

>>529827716
bruce

People always say that my main is strong
>SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING
Running to Twitter, say those frames are wrong
>SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING

>>529827680
i missed it someone post it again

>>529812458
boke does not wear glasses

>>529828093
it's just a picture of anon and me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OOfR_BIrWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OOfR_BIrWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OOfR_BIrWM

THIS IS SO EVERYTHING

>>529828654
oh boy

lili..

>>529828654
stopped 10 seconds in

INSTALL BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH END THIS FUCKING FRANCHISE ALREADY

>>529828654
stage looks kino

>>529828654
>Garuda Force
BASED CLIVE HELPING FAHKUCHAD OUT

>>529828654
They're clearly sabotaging this game on purpose you cannot possibly be this tonedeaf

IGN blud thinks Fahk needs anything other than 3 extensions

>>529828654
Fuckyourmombros... it is time

Murray tongued my anus

>>529828654
>All of his lows are launch punishible
Dead on arrival

>Tekken 8
>lows

>>529828654
Well, he is a tekken 8 character after all, isn't he?

GARUDA

15f df1? this character is not going to be playable

>15f mid poke
This is unplayable for me

drop the bots Murray

>>529829921
he has 3 which is 13F and a million string options after

>fightinggm glazing lilmajin at any opportunity
>fighinggm fights a random drag and pulls his usual stick of talking shit, calling that drag a fraud and trash while beating the shit out of him
>click on next video of lilmajin fighting some random drag
>he glazes him as being mad good with drag while he is getting bodied
>notice it's the sam drag from the fightinggm video

bros I fucking hope Clive and Fahk have unique interractions

>>529829921
kys 23er

So his unblockable is locked behind install and now leads to a three way guess instead of a full blown launch?

>change ranked so you can't climb solely by playing lots of game
>immediately change it back because the playerbase needs to climb solely off spamming
what is bamco's endgame here i genuinely don't get it
we're closing on the second year of tekken and it feels like the ranked system is still experimental

>>529828891
when you opponent has an install and you have an install you have to really think about how to navigate the match because there is a heat layer on top of that and possibly rage as well. The more layers there are, the more IQ you need to play this game at a high level

>>529830398
at this point to know your real rank just check out percentiles in ewgf.gg

game sucks, basically

I exposed myself

"Anna forces me to ejaculate into her coffee every.single.morning because she can't drink it without the "cream". Sometimes she even asks for it if we are in public, so she always carries a small shot glass for me to do the "deed" in.
It's frankly terrifying yet fascinating being married to someone so staunchly horny for one person"

do you ever wonder why nobody likes you

>>529830356
4. You can sidestep everything except his throw as well

Fahk actually seems reasonable
....if they didn't give him an install on top over everything else

fahk battles going to look like shit on stream

>same model from d7
>geometric plane reskin

>>529830848
hold the fuck up you can see her hard nipples there

>while these charged attacks are sidesteppable fahkumram can now feint and cancel them or use a homing attack
can't do shit against this nigger character

>>529831140
that's what kekgen said about anna, now look at her

>>529831704
ugly makeup
blonde just doesn't fit

>>529831494
imagine if they recycled content that people actually wanted

>>529831704
I said she'd be retarded with the bazooka strings and her crouching low mid mixup that both launch
Fahk seems less fucked
...but then they added the install

>>529828654
seems kinda mid but we'll see

So why can he have this while Azucena got crippled

>>529832343
Azucena is the Gigass of T8, give it up

Azucena is a shit character and the most pointless addition in the history of video games

not even the most pointless addition in this videogame lmao

but she's ridiculously hot and I want to have sex with her leobro btw

i hope the person that made her gets flayed alive

>>529832985
>Azucena
>Hot
Grim. If you need a dancer wouldn't Chloe be better? + She's small so you can RP picking her up from high school

they're 100% putting even more worker in the dunce room, and Nakatsu is in the list

>pokes are worse
>lows are garbage and launch punishable
>SSR invalidates half his stuff
>shit whiff recovery
Why are people saying he's busted? He's worse than his T7 version

>>529833640
I'm from Dhaka Bangladesh if that matters

THE JUICE (from Pakistan) IS LOOSE

>>529833894
Chittagong but close enough

>>529833640
We'll see when he comes out but he doesn't seem nearly as bad as he was in T7
His stance 40 damage hoaming unbreakable floorbreak throw can fuck right off though

stop trying to trick me murray i know fahk is going to ruin the game even more than it's already been ruined. your week 1 honest b tier videos won't work on me. i'm not letting that faggot character past loading screen

speedkicks amplifier

>>529831704
Anna is a whore and attractive but is she REALLY that strong? Top 8s have 1 at most

>>529833640
>He's worse than his T7 version
fahk was bottom tier after the final t7 patch, so that's not possible
3+4 isn't unsafe anymore for example, and b1 gives a follow up again

why was Jin d2 public enemy #1 but Kazuya d1+2 which is literally the same move is okay and based and high skill and kazuya needs help anyway

It's reactable

I don't think my life will ever have meaning

Today I fought SLOW KICKS

life doesn't have any meaning to anyone, ever

*seeable, like easily

a life with leo

watch akagi.

Steve would be the ultimate character if they made him Stefania

I'm a failure

find the meaning of this instead

>>529835381
classic. now post the bob kbd webm

>>529835482
You will NEVER be a woman.

>>529835176
jin's d2 is a pseudo homing, kazuya's low can be walked and maybe stepped with waifu steps

>>529835636
This isn't about trannies it's about the characters being superior if they were women

>>529835789
And Negan thought he was slow

if you can't react to it you're not injecting enough exogenous hormones

>>529835789
thank you

>>529835845
false i labbed it they have extremely similar tracking, you will never sidestep kazuya d1+2 either it's either full walk or nothing
the only difference is kazuya is 1f slower but crushes 1f earlier (important because it means he crushes jabs at -5, jin doesn't)
its the same retarded button just like shikue is best armor in the game but as usual its okay if kazuya does it

KAZ. HAS. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

will you be reinstalling Tekken 8 on July 7th?

>>529836241
Never is day leg.

>>529836439
I never uninstalled, playing everyday 12 hours, murray definitely is not standing behind me

>>529836586
12 hours of Tekken 8 a day?! You must have a very strong mental to be able to handle that much Tekken 8. Usually my limit is 2 hours before I have to put the controller down

>>529836639
based. gonna ask my mom to buy me some roids so i can be cool like my favorite esports legend arslan ash

>>529833640
>lows are garbage and launch punishable
-14 is not launch punishable for majority of the roster

>>529836805
>12 hours of Tekken 8
He has lewd mods installed for the girls and beats it for 12 hours is what he means

after watching that video I can say that Fahkumram
>has no lows
>is linear
>does no damage
>bad frames
t. thatblastedsalami

>>529837127
usually third cousins give you the best genetics

>>529837018
Who the FUCK are you playing in kekken 8 that doesn't have a 14 frame crouch launcher

>>529837185
why did salami quit making videos now again for a second time, did the inner circle silence him for good?

Michael Madsen is kill :(

>>529837531
I think he has a genuine mental health crisis or something. Had to go into therapy

I watched the josie and the pussycats cartoon as a kid and now I play lili

nigga I already forgot about that guy twice already no one gives a fuck that he's dead

Murray is dead?

>>529837257
zafina leo paul xiaoyu steve feng kuma yoshi leroy claudio king jack bryan azucena hwoarang nina law lars panda lili shaheen victor alisa lidia asuka clive anna and of course fahkumram

>>529837956
trash characters

GAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

>>529837594
he was fahkumram's next victim

Japan executed the Twitter Killer

>>529838249
i'm going to hell for laughing at this

fahk is going to be god tier if uf3 is safe. 14 frame mid jumping heat engager.

>>529839003
no you're not

blud turned up his inceldom to 11 :skull:

jump so Arslan can do a floating combo agian?

>>529839003
reddit moment

>>529796881
what the fuck is he doing why does he always look so fucking weird

you guys remember when season 2 came out? shit was crazy for a while

>why does he always look so fucking weird
he saw that Diddy got away with it

>>529839109
if the heat dash doesn't launch it's whatever

>>529721654
>alisa bosconovitch
Is the best character in the franchise

markman is fat

Please leave Markman alone. He's Filipino he can't help himself.

bye Murrat, you have negative karma now

i wish nina snapped my neck bros

>>529837185
kingrey-linear or linear-linear?

Remember when salami said Leroy and Kunimitsu were low tier
Fun times

pros thought akuma was trash

>>529840596
as linear as kunimitsu

>tekkuso 7 was so shit that blatantly broken characters seemed underwhelming at first
sad

for me it's mailman calling fahk a flawed mid tier

Launch Fahk
Post patch Fahk
Or season 4 Fahk

I exposed myself

no one cares you fahk

launch lidia was the flawed mid tier

>I
>I
>I
talk about me for once

I hate videogames

>>529844450
Piratesoftware?

people still playing dogshit 8?

Lidia and Kuni discordians called her solid B tier on launch

lil zoom zooms go around playing nothing but goyslop and then be like
>aye bruh this shit don't hit like it used to frfr take me back to mw2 lobbies bruh

surprise t8 still has apologists after being defecated on by hmn all this time.

Yeah didn't you hear? Speedkicks and PhiDX formally reappraised it and it's good again now. They fixed everything.

arslan called kuni mid at launch and then mained her and won EVOs after she got nerfed

>>529844771
HONEST MID TIER

that was after juicing though

You guys expect me to believe knee isn't on something too to be able to play at 40 lmao

on horse semen

>>529835482
SLAG

>shin midgami
miss me wit it blud

tekken is a knowledge game, not a reaction game like SF
age is a good thing here since it means you've had more time to learn

Tekken would be infinitely better if they flipped the gender of all the characters

I had to react to genital warts once

are you shitting me

DAN of all people was gossip girl? what the fuck

gossip girl is a network of people not just dan

>>529846397
>age is a good thing
Yes, bro, yes.
That's it.

hilarious how people get banned from spoiling shit here

>>529844889
mw2 was like 30 years ago

are speedkicks and phidx straight addicts or shills

>>529849114
yes.

t8 is literally screaming at the playerbase to not play it yet they still play it

Phid "I hate sf6 yet I play it 24/7 and I love tekken 8 season 2 yet I don't even touch it" X

when and how did naruto fall in love with hinata

why do spics love naruto so much

retcon plot for the author to not get murdered, just like any shonenshit

Ask gronk, we only answer questions about Mortal Kombat lore here.

>>529849114
hopeless addicts

Why isn't Kitana getting fucked by Sindel and Goro right now??

>>529849586
wtf is gronk

https://www.twitch.tv/chriscrane

Chricrhane(mini mainman)>>>>>shilldx

baby gronk

>>529849713
Because she is his daughter, and Goro, because he can't. I mean, his thing doesn't fit there.

Why is Sindel's cock so huge?

>>529849713
why did they turn raiden into a tiny filipino in the latest game?

>she is his daughter
@grok is this true?

fighting the urge to eat pizza.

I gotta small dick

so do i but all that matters is that the futa's is bigger
and it is always bigger

@@@nigga is nuigg

leo's is bigger

leo is bigger but he always wants me to top

/v/ liked the "you're breathtaking" clip at first but then it got too popular so now it's bad.

maybe because keanu chungus wasn't everywhere even inside my walls back then

>>529851345
case in point

the futas are inside my walls as we speak

sorry, YOU'RE breathtaking now please watch the new John Wick

I like John Wick but that female spinoff movie was mid af

keanu sneedes

naked lili

Why does Keanu chungus still make slop when he made a gorillion dollars from the matrix trilogy.

>>529852140
john wick is better.

John Wick should snap Boke's neck

what neck

Isla outfit please...

haha I forgot she had no neck
Just stab her repeatedly

Lili is dead

>>529852787
juice pakis not wrong
game is ass

i want to molest lili's corpse

neckbluds

why Murray legit skip his meds?

https://youtu.be/svpVtywc2ls?si=vwb-SeBaAurFhmVy
bros I thought yumia was ours why is she sleeping with our retarded weeb cousins...?

Why not collabs with IPs you ALREADY OWN and are extremely popular, like Dragon Ball?
Fucking spook ass coon monkey brain bamco niggas

i'm more than convinced it's money laundry at this point

collab with mr driller. another recognizable and very marketable bandai namco ip

Crazy pacman has been in more tekken games than josie (sf x tekken, smash bros ultimate, tekkino 8)

there's this one evil fucking mirror in my house that always makes me look bald even though none of my other reflections do

I watched life of brian just because of the biggus dickus scene. turns out that's the only remotely good scene in the movie.

i could study for my real estate agent 90$ course or study philosophee

no it isn't

i think i will retreat to my bed again

chig bungs
chideebur[p

You have to start with the greeks to get like 90% of monty python jokes, not playing Tekken also helps

funhouse IP mirror type adrian poop slop art deco big chuds chun li chukopop mainmanswe turdwrangler therapy BTOB backstreet hippo

I can't get a fucking job I need out of this hell I haven't known who I am for several years reality barely feels real help

yeah
me too buddy

>>529856550
HA HA HA HA HE DID THE SILLY WALK OH MY GOODNESS WHAT GENIUSES

I never even had a chance to live my life and now I never will because I'm so fucking bald it's all over

sell your body

my body is spilling over itself I'm morbidly obese due to no job I haven't moved in over a decade

there's cum in
>my ass

>press rage art as the hwoarang powercrush animation is happening to win game at 2-2
>blocks it

that was such a fast plug jesus christ. how can i press something as you're pressing and it still gets blocked thats crazy. ive never plugged faster ever before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mDUPjhWSBs
up

>>529857548
all your pics are mine and soon you will be too

ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD

what's your favorite food
name a few

mashed potatoes

based

i like chili cheese dogs... chili cheese fries... chili cheeseburgers... the list goes on...

holy FUCK i love men bros

>>529860504
We know, Leo.

why are some hot dogs so damn nasty

It's up
https://youtu.be/6mDUPjhWSBs

>>529859030
>>529862276
Till they fix it I don't think any of my revisits will last long
Don't know if I'll even come back at all when next victim fuckurmum is out
grim

>>529860504
Kazuya main btw

novaseiken is spiritually chilean

I thought he was Brazilian

yeah but his aesthetic and behavior is that of an edgelord chud chilean

Buzama

>>529862276
Objective proof that T7 > T8

thoughts this joint bl00dz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN6KVm5cRWw&

bluderton said t7 had movement

>>529863945
like how you angled it to the post lel

thunderblud said t8 had movement

>>529863971
you don't believe anything you say, you're just a devil's advocate trying to stir shit. I refuse to believe anyone's retarded enough to be a t8 fanboy today.

I like t8

>>529864574
but there's no terminator 8 yet?

I'm a Murray fangirl and he has a huge BWC

they used motion detection on murray not on the thai

https://x.com/reepal/status/1940004569444229222
apparently this is where "magic 4" came from

>Julia
Of course it's always this bitch...

I exposed myself

didn't read but I would guess it was named after julia's magical unshaven pussy

>>529865362
what is julia doing here

>brushing your tongue has been linked to high blood pressure
wtf

Grapplers, the faggot KINGS of fighting games

THEY SAY I GOT BRAINS BUT THEY AIN'T DOING ME NO GOOD I WISH THEY COULD

What the fuck am I going to do until July 7th

>>529866402
what a noob.

nutting inside jun daily...

kazuya is so lucky

ineeduka

>>529716721 (OP)
Not been watching PhiddleDixx's stream for months... Casually watch a little of his last one. His smile and optimism gone, no asian energy, only passive-aggressive back & forth with his chat.
It's so over.

games?

gaming is dead

>>529870886
used to play this at my dentist or something like that i remember but how could i play it at a dentist? maybe it was in a restaurant maybe in the waiting room of the dentist, i cant fuly recall

>>529871143
I just played it when the internet was down.

>one win pose where kicks you into his cuck cage
>another where he does this
What is his (Murray's) fucking problem? Even Bryan doesn't get TWO win poses beating people up.

I played tekken 2 at a pizza shop a few years ago. It was dogshit

>>529871649
fakhumaomaomaammama

so at the end of the thailand gang we'll get the josie announcement right fellas?

>>529871649
wtf murray is a ryonachad?

>>529871649
imagine doing that with modded preggers lili...

>>529873271
i won't

wouldn't be the first time Lili got hit real hard in the stomach

>>529871649
>Family man who loves his wife and daughter
>Knees 16-19 year old girls in the stomach and kicks then at his metal box
Does Murray not see the problem here?

we love ryona here

>>529873983
why did jin hit his girl like that?

>>529873690
murray's totally a sociopath right?

Is Reina legit/respectable, or..."She a slippery hoe''...like Asuka and Lili?

>>529874205
Reina is a daddy's girl, and that's not a good sign.

>>529874205
she not slippery but she very oppressive and autoneutral, but shes ok i say, not hwoarang level

good morning

>>529873690
They got in his way.

>>529876384
saar, don't not redeem the steroid

Reina is a dumb whore with retarded homing unbreakable grabs that put you on the floor for no reason

Perfect position to rape me

fahkurmom would do the raping

fahkumram is a thai national hero he would never rape

in tekken, there's only rape

React joint up
https://youtu.be/2RfJRVN6zbs

poo in the loo poo in the loo redeem redeem redeem

>>529871649
Stupid fucking ass character. Over designed trash.

So what was Murray actually doing in Thailand? Fucking ladyboys?

he was doing important shit. something you know nothing about

Like fucking ladyboys?

i will accept im a casual because i will play casually so i will accept my bushin rank or whatever i drop to

dead game

>>529836639
Nobody takes Nanbalone and Dbol by mistake lol

*Nandrolone

Can any /fit/ bro post arslans tweet there to see their reaction to accidently taking steroids

It's insane

Fuckin' insane, the fuck am I saying?

>>529884231
NEW

>>529884434
Don't use this I will make another one, he will seethe

someone make a better thread