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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Gold City (3* Alt), Chrono Genesis (3*), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' now available
Scenario Campaign:
>Trainer Exam
>Free 10 support rolls until 7/5
>Extra Rentals
>TP Usage Halved
>Discount Rental Usage
>Onsen Rate Up
Legend Race on 7/6 w/ Tap Dance City and Silence Suzuka (Summer)
Tachyon's Factor Research will be held mid July
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guide
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>EN Schedule
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7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
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>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Tallest umas

My wife is so adorable

the power of leveling up your support cards:

>>529771070
Better start getting used to thirsty umas starting with this kraut, newfriend.

Ok I love MTG now glad I got her

anyone have/know anyone with LB4 tokai teio?

>>529772646
>prepared to pass
is she going to try and lap the rest?

>>529772606
>Golshi not 200cm and at the top
I think I'll keep my headcanon

What's the down low on affinity? Should I be using that tool for double circle affinity breeding if I'm serious about breeding? What does affinity even do?

>anime actually has trainer san and isn't a Yuribait show
Wtf I've been lied to?!

Why is there an SR ticket in my mail bros? What did I miss

>>529772635
it's my wife now

SEEEEX

>>529772681
Meine Pferdefrau...

>>529772704
yes, teio is that smug.

>>529772719
affinity gives you a higher chance of getting better sparks in the two obligatory Inspiration events in career
you should try for a single circle, at least, but it's not something you should super stress over

How many carrots should you save for Kitasan?
I'm hearing that if you don't get enough copies, you're better off just borrowing instead. What would you say is the minimum cutoff to roll for her support card?

What's Goldship's problem?
Autism?
ADHD?
Aspergers?

Anyone got a tier list for the horses?

>>529772725
Its a fucking sports show
The whole thing is yuribait just like every baseball or basketball or pingpong show is yaoi bait

>>529772703
The ultimate in pizza and pizza accessories

>>529772606
Two of those are inumusume though???

When will this bitch stop cockblocking me of 5 supports?

>>529772825
>born in Germany
>head over heels for a foreigner
checks out

>>529772606
Fenomeno looks cool and Meisho looks like she brutally mogs every other chestlet on the roster.

>>529772703
why does she sound like a gremlin

>>529772691
That's Tom Cruise's daughter you're dating, trainer-san.

Just got this, is it any good? Smart Falcon is my other power card, which one is better?

we got tickets?

>>529772859
>I'm hearing that if you don't get enough copies, you're better off just borrowing instead. What would you say is the minimum cutoff to roll for her support card?
only whales will ever mlb her so don't worry about that
if you're f2p or a dolphin you just want 1x copy to uncap slowly over time - and just as importantly, to get a wide spread of SRs and even Rs to uncap
30k carats is the hard pity if you're a giga lucklet but it remains to be seen if we'll have that many by then

>>529772606
Bono alt please. She’s the only one left from the pre 1st anni roster who doesn’t have an alt…

>>529772916
Because of her Essexvoice.

>>529772878
Too small a percentage, easier to slap an "uma" tag and be done with it. Please understand

>>529772868
It barely matters because cards > horses and the launch horses don't have any skills thst become must have for breeding. Just fill your pvp roster out best you can with the horses you think are cute.

>>529772860
Yes

>>529772859
90k carats

>>529772756
Anyone?

SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX

Any guesses?

>>529772868
>top tier
the horses that makes my peepee hard or my heart throb warmly
>bottom tier
the other horses

>>529773005
When she isn't being a quirk chungus horse she's actually fun as hell in pvp. I might just train her.

>>529773085
McQueen

>>529773080
yesterday they gave a support card ticket to all users, prob happy about the launch

>>529773085
Mcqueen

>>529773085
The 3* you already own

>>529773085
Taiki Shuttle!

>>529772938
compare them with https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports
see which one has better skills and events for your uma of choice

huh?

>>529772860
All of these and more maybe

>>529773085
The beast

ohamile is so cute

If you have
>LB0-4 Tokai Teio
>LB0-4 Twin Turbo
Post your ID

How is the Nishino Flower speed card? I got it, it seems decent?

>>529773175
Well damn.

Never give up!

>check a JP guide for Air Groove on URA
>beginner guide for new accounts!!! waow °^°
>4 stats maxed out
>all SSR cards are maxed out
>inspirations were all S ranks
Why are the japanese like this

>>529773208
Proof of sex

>>529773208
You did the Sex.

>>529773084
this combo is so sexo

>>529771743
URA Final winner. Now go get that trophy, anon.

>>529772681
We need to do a (you)ma tier list at some point.

Is she worth levelling up? kinda low on monies so want to be careful about how I spend it

>>529773264
Congrats!

Is this a decent card bros?

>>529773259
It has decent events and good skills for specific race types but its not universal card like some others. Still works fine

>>529773226
The ahoge is really cute with her ear piercings

>wake up 50 carrots
So for them causing the game to crash a bunch, them deleting a full banner early and them deleting some people's 3 star characters tickets we get 50 carrots?
I was reedy for turbo jew, but this is a little much.

>>529773208
Onsen sex

>>529772606
Bono is taller than 99% of southeast asian men

When are we getting more toughness30 that increases game stamina? Im at 19 left.

>>529773208
EXPLODE SEX HAVER

>>529773314
She's decent, but she's no Kitasan.
Her gold skill is decent though and one of her random event can give you Charming.

>>529773352
The 50 carrots are for the 1 hour maintenance.
They havent yet answered to the banner kill and clovers. They really should communicate things bit better.

>>529773314
Tell me about this little slut. I skip all the dialogue but every time she shows up in career I get the feeling that she's mocking me and being a total cunt.

>>529773226
Gran Areguria is a weird name

>>529773447
She skipped elementary school grades to be here. She’s so young, her onsen trip is with her parents.

>>529773297
Not for (you)
> Finemo's sister (gay for Groove)
> Daitaku Helios (gay for Wooby)

>>529773470
Gran Alegria
It's spanish

GOLD SHIT YOU SLUT

>>529773436
nice seems useful I will level her up
>>529773447
I feel like she's more the quiet shy type but I haven't read the dialogue properly either

>>529773547
How do I get this horse naked?

>have the steam achievement for 40 trophies
>don't have the achievement for 20 trophies
Huh.

[Interesting news]
umagg once again skyrocketed 30+ ranks around 4am to now while clover plummeted 20+ ranks

>>529773312
but i don't have bourbon...

Why are there no umas with abs?

>>529773445
I see. They really should day something about that since it's kind a massive fuck up that screwed a lot of people

Despite all the boy memes, Ryan looks like a huge slut in her racing outfit

for me, it's enemy Golshi/Oguri ruining my career run

>stuck in a deserted island
NNNYYYYOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>529773580
THE STRONGEST

>>529773594
>>529773447
Niggas out here just not reading. Damn.

>>529773331
Also got gold ship from the free scout, is she a good support card?

Nishino Flower doko

>>529773564
I still love the fact RL Ruby sabotaged her late career because she was in extreme heat, and now the fandom made her one of the biggest (you) wanters.

>>529773767
it's so weird to see her in a fancy dress

>>529773767
My love

Why does McQueen's outfit have a tummy window?

>>529773767
holy cute

>daiwa is the obligatory tutorial slut
>mcqueen is the story mode waifu
Why is Special Week the face of this franchise again?

>>529773693
Nip gacha audiences are deathly afraid of muscles and tall women, or really just most quirks that don't fit their conventional beauty standards. Same for chinks and their jade beauty autism.

>>529773948
animes

>>529773923
It's a sign that you should fill that tummy with the next Mejiro. Or she's just fat
>>529773865
Grim that her career is also hindered by K.S. death, some says

>>529773750
Oguri's face when she completely tramples over all the hard work me and Urara put into winning at least once in her entire life.

>>529773948
Special Week gets to fuck both

Grass wonder keeps choking!

>Emulators all work now
>Free UR ticket
>Speed card on rate up
Any reason why I shouldn't reroll for a mlb account?

IT'S
FUCKING
OVER

>>529774097
>Emulators all work now
hol up that true?

>>529773270
Yet you still are a jobber loser

>>529774097
Because none of it lasts any longer than what was there before, and you could just be making account progress instead.

>>529774097
how do emulators help with that?

>>529774097
>rerolling now instead during Kitasan Black banner

>>529773750
>fast forward to last stretch
>its an unchaseable Suzuka/McQueen episode

I wanna start breeding a giga Tachyon, how does this look for affinity incest?

When I pick legacies I usually just auto select. When I look through the guests manually I see an A rank horse. Why doesn't this ever get auto selected?

>>529773750
this but also add in symboli rudolph

I miss the buns... Yes I know you're not the same guy, but still
>>529772825
What have I told you about lusting after the hons!?
>>529773084
What a top tier slut

>>529773997
I see you have eyes but failed to see mt.tai, how dare you slander jade beauties you foolish mortal!

>>529774203
Are these rewards going to last until then?

anyone have parent with a lot of debuff skills? that isn't nice nature

>>529774251
Cause their stats don't matter only their sparks.

You people are so obsessed with rerolling the dumb horse game for minimal gain.
Youre not getting a full MLB kitasan by rerolling. And the MLB is the only version thats better than everything else.

Shitty game for subhumans

i wanna roll
i wanna roll
i wanna roll
i wanna roll
i wanna roll
i wanna roll
i wanna roll

>all attributes double circled
>get 15th

>>529774356
Canon wife is so flat that it's making me almonds.

>>529772825
>>529772889
Combine that her main jockey was Pastaman, and you get an EU love story.

Is Kitasan Black valuable enough to use my steam account as a new save for rerolling instead of linking my phone account to it?

>>529774367
p5x player count status?

>>529774295
>spits blood

>>529774313
Why is she like this
>>529774356
Please understand, rerolling is a way of life, a passion, a mental illness!

anyone using R cards? how bad is the stat penalty compared to SR/SSR?
the only cards that have skills I want are R cards...

Matikanefukukitaru is fun, just roll that 7. Haha!

>>529774171
>>529774196

I spent too much time into my account already to reroll...

I'm curious if there are any statistics on which post position wins the most and if that is reflected in the game

>>529774474
do you have it set up to click on the same things in all 4 windows at the same time or do you just run them side by side for a bit of a time gain? genuinely curious

>>529773447
She's a housewife in training that is built to please an ojisan.

>>529773297
If ever global catches up to JP this game is gonna read like a galge.

>>529774394
perfect amount of fat on that horse meat

>>529774356
You dont understand anon, I don't even have an A+ character but I need this card for top PvP performance! i NEED to be top 100!

>>529774463
uncap R cards can be extremely useful
even uncap if they provide skills you need then they're alright if you don't have any better options to get what you need

>>529774394
MY BRO WOULDNT DO THAT!
>>529774474
>Reroll autisms his way to victory
>All of this cards that he took 10+h to roll will be INSTANTLY obsolete the next OP card comes out
>Restart cycle
You people are not just maniacs but straight up don't wanna play the game.

>>529774463
yeah I use R speed cards all the times because I got unlucky and didn't get any SR

>Landscape mode has no dramatic shot
>can't see shit in Portrait mode
man

>>529772501 (OP)
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I'd reroll but

>>529774530
You click on one and it registers all the others. You can even set a macro but the reroll here is super short

I used to use R speed cards until I realized I only need to use two.

>debut race
>2
to the glue factory

>>529774024
made for kitahara jones

Nooooo

How do you respond

>>529774661
that's kind of cool, thanks

>>529774671
I am going to tell Taiki that she can get rid of the extra weight thats taking room with daily groping by me

>>529774418
Dunno, can't be worse than this garbage tho

>>529774759
>you was

>>529774552
>Loves Only You
>streamer e-girl to millions

el condor dindu

>>529774460

>>529774406
>IMG_7321.jpg
Why are phone always fags like this
>>529774759
I'd be VERY fucking afraid for my money, but would have a very hard time saying no either.

>>529774759
"Let's get naked"

Is the Turbo booooost card any good?

What stats do I focus on for Vodka?

>>529774552
That hair makes me upset.

>>529774826
>but she loves only you

What's currently the most reliable way to trigger the cranes? MTG? Urara?

>>529774860
>low tier tranny horse
lmao nigga who cares

>>529774934
>le tranny xD
go back

>>529774398
Maybe next time Rice

>>529774905
its just rng on your second/third year
people use urara because you can just spam recreation 20 times in a row

>>529774860
The "jobs to Scarlet every time" stat

>>529774998
What does Bakushin mean?

Lone wolf skill is basically free stat since nobody uses it in career
I think

>>529775101
Yeah

>>529773314
If you have no other speed cards. She doesn't have specialty priority though

>>529774552
From my basic understanding of moon runes she's basically sucking your cock and all but basically confessing. Cool wordplay on how many times they used the word "rabs onry (You)" to imply something.

Somewhere out there a group of men in their late 20's are really fucking angry that this teenager speaks like a teenager and not like its Battle Network 4

>>529774860
Speed, I suppose. Far from an expert, but it's better than nothing.

OUR FUCKING HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YES I FINALLY DID IT

>>529775101
it's a racial slur

>>529774998
Objectively speaking, how does she rank on the retarded horses tier list?

>Gold Ship is good for the CM thing
I thought she's bad or that at least no one knows how to build her

>>529773226
>The C word
Americans gonna freak

>>529775165
This is it.

>>529775101
Take nigga dick in an alley. That's why she is so fast, all the black man DNA transfer

>>529775138
Huh was i lied to when anons told me to prioritize blue skills

>>529775165
Urara is cute!

People really love drawing Stay Gold tall, despite her being shorter than Dream Journey

Crazy how this fucking menu simulator is by far the most engaging gacha game on the market right now. I hope this takes off in the west.

>>529774158
Is money or sp the bottleneck?

>>529775302
It depends what races you plan to do, you should absolutely take them for long but if you just sprint or mile then lol who cares just take more SPEED your base stamina will be enough

>>529774097
>MLB account
Good fucking luck with that

>>529775302
If your uma runs in longer races you want at least 2 standard or 1 gold stamina skill.

>>529775165
VERY cute! Nice to see that western fans are so supportive of this stuff, hopefully not too many cunts under those that shit post.
>>529775302
Again, I'm no expert, I literally just throw shit at the wall and see what sticks. Pic related is what worked for me in the moment, not what is ideal.
>>529775137
>Obnoxious bunch upset over character portraying themselves in an accurate fashion

how can people get 3 island training tickets after the last beach training? you can save the last one before the last beach training?

>>529775137
If you can actually understand what she’s saying in English, there’s been a fundamental failure in translating her incomprehensible paint-huffing retard-speak.

>>529774860
Speed/Power priority stats and they should be about 1:1, third stat stamina which you can skimp on but not too much, no guts, wit preferably to 300 also take 2 speed cards. You can also build her for pace but so far I only beat Daishit with late.

>>529774905
it's not RNG, veteran late year may, i'm not sure about classic year but it's either classic early jan or late jan

>3 in the bingo
>1 in the points rewards
Where's the last special week SSR card supposed to be at?

>>529774826
All her fans ship you with her so it's fine.

>>529775165
An eternal loser who leads a long life and gets a happily ever after.
OR
A supreme winner who gets into an accident and needs to be put down in only a couple of years.

I really can't tell which is the better option.

Ok it's time to start training. Tell me, anons, who should be my sprinter, mile, medium, long and dirt?

>>529775656
Read/skip the event story scenes.

>>529775656
event main story

Holy hell the game is so bad it's retroactively ruining the anime for me, how can something as good as the Uma Musume anime spawn something as vile as this?

>>529775575
Could be. I once saw the auto used a ticket right after new years.

>>529775713
EVERYONE loves a good underdog story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4NCkl0pA38

I forgot my screenshot because I'm R E T A R D E D

OK BUT NOW it's time to start training. Tell me, anons, who should be my sprinter, mile, medium, long and dirt?

>>529775818
This but in reverse

>>529775862
None of the little umahentai is ever about the Umas I like, its a PAIN

>>529775890
Just be yourself

>>529775892
In your dreams maybe gachashitter

>>529775862
my bro would never...

Haru's getting popular. Good girl.

>>529775575
Yes, you can save the last ticket.

>>529775713
Different strokes for different hors.

Nice Nature seems like the kind of girl who wouldn't mind you going out with a different uma for "special training", as long as you still come home to her afterwards.

>>529775818
teio and oguri cap both suck and we don't talk about uma s1

Stamina doesn't do shit for week's career

>>529775890
Your support card, nigga?

>>529776098
>Nice Nature
More like Debbie Downer

>>529775890
Your waifu
Your waifu
You waifu

>>529775890
Whoever makes you dick hard.

All this gameplay stuff is hurting my head. I think I'll just save for the sexy summer alts instead.

>>529776098
Depends on if you've helped her rediscover her winning drive yet.

>>529776113
Still the anime rocks and this shitty cashgrab game is farts, I feel bad for anyone the genuinely likes garbage like this

Having no speed cards fucking sucks. What's the best R speed card.

anon.. why are you not saving for me?

Finally won URA with Mayano when I stopped being retarded about my speed/stamina management. What do I do with the extra copies when I'm editing my team?

>>529775818
Ok, you posted it again. How's Manila this time of year?

huh, is this stack?

>>529776189
>Taiki bottom left cuck corner
Why are Americans like this...

>hate idolshit
>playing for the past week nonstop
>lay in bed yesterday
>started to hum Go This Way
>realize the idolshit is getting to me
its so over

>>529776189
The grid seems silly, what does "doesn't get jealous but prohibited" and "gets jealous but is okay with it" mean?

Guess the blue spark

>>529776418
silence suzuka

>>529775760
>>529775772
Wow thanks bros

>>529776507
guts

>>529776507
Wit.

Whoever did the localization for Helios deserves a violent and painful death. I've never been so infuriated reading lines before.

>>529776418
Taishin and Spe are enough. Use the green lady over any R, even at 4*.

>>529776418
Dump a few rolls into the banner. The nips are using twin turbo again

>>529776445
You're just small time for her trainer boy.

>>529776507
guts

>>529776461
Just like when thinking about Time in the Uma Universe... don't worry about it.

>>529776507
2* wit

>>529776439
Dunno what's manila but It looks like the truth makes you mad

>>529776440
both can activate, yes, but they dont stack. one debuffs pace umas, the other debuffs late umas

>>529776461
>gets jealous but is okay with it
Exactly as written, the person gets really jealous but they just dont fight for whats theirs at all and accept their place and let it happen

>>529776572
>The nips are using twin turbo again
Why?

>>529775480
I feel like SP is harder to maintain

>>529776432
her breast are not that big

>>529776543
Correct
>>529776618
>2*
I wish
>>529776534
>>529776592
KMR had some mercy

>>529773997
Have you seen Golshis legs?

>>529776554
>getting this mad over a fun and silly translation

huh

>>529776690
I feel like the sp races are easier to win too compared to the money one

>>529775987
Uma S2 exploded in popularity and made the game popular at launch. The game then became a huge hit which in turn made S1 more popular. Nips were buying out S1 BDs when the game launched despite there being no codes in them. Facts don't lie, go pick another shitpost angle.

>>529775950
Who do you like?

>>529776716
ok homo

>>529776728
Do you run her front or pace, umadacchi?

>>529776728
Bro KMR doesnt work on Uma... he is too busy with his cardgame and its drama (which albeit is very overblown)

>>529776428
How do you build this sex beast? Front or Pace?

In all seriousness, why can't I just borrow an MLB Kitasan Black like how I've been with this MLB Sweep Tosho?

>>529774267
>What have I told you about lusting after the hons!?
To do so with the intention of marriage.

>>529776805
Imposter

My first time was stolen...

>>529776784
Hes a faggot SEA nigger that gets an erection (~3 cm) from (You)s, just ignore him.

Is it worth it to double up on skills that have the same activation (ex. on the last straight) or is that just a waste? Can both trigger?

>>529776890
I haven't, but fair.

>>529776883
Front and pump that speed with stamina

I'm currently shitting all over this career run and I have no stamina/gut
unless 388 stamina is enough

>>529776805
Bros... I think I'm getting a ningen woman fetish...

>>529777012
the latter

>>529774740
Give her to me, anon.

>>529776887
because mlb kitasan is so useful, you'll use her everywhere so its better to have your own and borrow whatever specialized card you need

>>529776883
I run front with 2/2/2 speed/power/stamina cards and go full front. Do friendship build up as usual but try to build up stamina early already so she can manage the long races she is forced to do. Get either full speed or full stamina parents so you can train little less the other

Is it a good idea to put one wits card on every uma I train? or it's unnecessary

>>529776887
Because what happens when you need a critical skill from a different card?
If you’re not tryhard it doesn’t really matter, but if you are…
You should still roll hard on some SSR at some point though so you can get a maxed out suite of SRs of your own though. Maybe not Kitasan, but some card eventually.

>>529773948
She was sacrificed to do the introductory first season back when Cygays weren't sure what direction to take with the franchise. Oguri was saved from such fate.

Im tired of the reroll mines is this decent?

This is a joke right? >>529777150 There's no way people are still rerolling...

I don't care even if her career isn't that good. She chose me and I will protect this apple's smile

>>529777042
Why so much power on a front runner, isn't the idea just to stay ahead?

>>529776887
You can and you should. You can stop at 1* Kitasan since that's already better than 90% of the SR roster and just uncap her slowly over time with the rainbow stones and spooks.

>>529777150
yea
fine motion + a shitton of SRs, some with uncaps, is a keeper
marvelous sunday, biwa hayahide, eishin flash, and mayano top gun are all real good shit

>Opera
>Maruzensky
Who should I get from the ticket? Oguri or Rudolf?

>>529776887
That means you’re stuck building all the niche shit instead of borrowing them

>>529777150
It's fine. FM is enough. Enjoy game.

>>529776814
Front, I don't have any good power inherits and mostly clicking speed is comfy.

>>529774398
>he picked end closer/late surger
lol

I’m gonna KMS why is bourbons campaign so hard

>>529774097
>imagine rerolling now, instead of later
you will brick your acc anon, the best moment to start is in 3 years

Stop posting this whore

>>529775165
Honestly, that horse looks adorable. I can see logic of her design in the game.

Maybe the real Pretty Derby was all the rerolls we did along the way.

>>529777315
Build stamina and use the green lady for concentration.

>I LOVE REROLLING I LOVE NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING GAMES I LOVE WASTING HOURS OF MY LIFE
seriously why are people like this? what causes this unhealthy mentality? i can get behind wanting a metafaggotry state early on, but not when you try to get it over HOURS

Help me bros, Maruzensky or Oguri Cap?

>>529777150
Just use this. Flash, Tachyon, Marvelous, Amazon, and both your stams are good. Just play the game for God's sake.

>>529777150
Why the fuck are people even rerolling I got like 3 SR’s at the start and now I have every SR and fine motion and super creek etc just play the game more rerolling is a meme

>horse gets random mood down event
>ok guess I'll recreation
>mood goes up
>after recreation instantly the same mood down event again
holy fuck can you stop

>>529777150
Become a settler and have fun, you missed your window to even be at the top

How do I unlock the rape victim ending?

>>529774860
Usually with cola but carbonated water with some lemon also works.

>>529777438
Rice Shower is cute and has a great story

>>529777240
>>529777273
YES FREEDOM THANK GOD.

>>529777425
minmax mental illness
and all of these rerollers will still place nowhere close to the top against whales so there's zero point

>>529777228
I don't why I have that much power desu
I think I got rainbow power really early in the run

>>529777464
Wait till you fail to cure an affliction on a horse 3x in a 3 turn break between a mile race and a long race
>>529777493
Thats the normal good ending, your uma always rapes you after she wins the final
>>529777534
I hate that dream crushing bitch I make a habit of running a career with her then sending her to the glue factory after purposely losing her debut

I need a fully uncapped Super Creek to follow. Got one?

>>529772606
Damn japs are midgets
I wonder how people with big cock feel in japland

>>529777534
I don't like her design, she looks like the retarded sister of Manhattan Cafe and she acts like a fujoshi

Jobbers do have some good story

>>529777438
Teiou

>>529774826
She’s never letting go of (you) though.

Does anyone have a friend code of a whale with a good new speed card?

Does anyone have that graph of wit levels and skill activation percentages

damn i fuck up fans count now nice nature unique skill only level up once

>>529777438
>Oguri Crap

So... Any club here recruiting right about now?

>>529777138
I have marvelous sunday's wit card on every girl I train, her random events give energy back for the first option which and the ramp up skill you might get from her hints won me a lot of races on top of being cheap

I'm convinced this skill does nothing

>>529774759
> Unagi (eel)
.... isn't that thing considered as stamina enhancing food

>>529777641
I just saw this episode yesterday anon, holy shit

>>529777438
Oguri Cap
Then get Maruzensky summer

>>529777830
read the op

>>529777438
taiki shuttle des

Which uma is built for balding cave rats that have never seen the light of the sun?

>>529777764
I have a max lvl non-uncapped speed card of that lady dunno what it’s called

bwos...King Halo keeps jobbing in career run and I can't push her over to B
got any tips?

>>529777901
Manhattan Cafe

>>529776910
so lucky...

>>529777150
Make yourself a favour, stop rerolling and drop the game, not worth your time 100%

>>529777884
already got her yeehaw ass

I love Scarlet

>>529774397
hold your horses, anon, 13 more days...

>>529777929
king halo makes zero sense to me, she is such an annoying bitch to get through her carreer

>>529777708
>she acts like a fujoshi
? She's a massive brocon.

i'm so glad the KING was the my first to take my UB virginity................

Bros, I think I'm in love with her. Do I have to wait a long time for her to be playable?

>>529777929
Shoot her.

umabros is there a guts meme build where you spam guts since it levels 4 stats

>>529776910
god i wish that were me

>>529777848
You "fluster" the end/middle racers by passing by them mid-race. Though I literally don't know what flustered horses does because the game doesn't say.

>Do Grass Wonder run because idk what else to do with my remaining 30 stamina
>Don't really care throughout the run, fail low percents but it's whatever
>Few turns later
How did we end up here

Nips had months between each banner and we barely get 1 week but no accelerated gains? This is bullshit, how am I supposed to save up in time for them? We deserve at least 1 free scout a day.

>>529776910
Can you have sex with Goldshi?

>>529777929
I dunno what I was doing but it werked

>>529778084
Yes, but not until MANT.
It’s not efficient or consistent enough until then.

>nice nature position 8 for the whole race
>suddenly activate her debuff and other skill
>jump to position 1
kino, love this girl

My supports are nothing amazing. Which one do you think would be the best share?

>>529778256
Bakushin I guess

I didn't reroll and only now just learned that the only thing that matters is your support cards and not the horsegirls.
Do I just keep going with my tutorial cards until I can pull a 10x?

>>529777868
Oh right, yeah, it's under "Circles", haven't realized that this means Clubs. Sorry for the dumb question and thanks for pointing me in the right direction, friend.

>>529778149
Just get lucky

fast Urara going into Arima Kinen

BRO WHY

>>529778350
>Set her to front runner so she can have a feel of being in the lead before being stuck in last for the remaining 99%

>wearing an actual special needs helmet all the time
F- fuaark

What card should I have on share
>>529778191
No, she rapes you, so its more like her having sex with you. What did you expect when you levelled her to SS+ strength?

Whoa Mama

>>529778350
haha lol look it sthe funny thing we see every single thread! bro i love seeing images of her landing last place in the meme race!

>Agnes Tachyon career
>About the win the last race
>Biwa Hayahide decides to randomly accelerate at the last 200m
>lose
>no continues
And it was going so well

Basashi is looking for members, it's going pretty well since its foundation (yesterday)

>>529778302
That was my first thought too, but there are a lot of fully uncapped Special Weeks. Hard to tell how many people are borrowing those vs having one

>>529778485
Most already have creek and Fine Motion, You might actually find more success with the Twin Turbo since not many will have it because people are skipping this banner

I cant wait for Amazon

>>529777848
that's because she doesn't have a gun

What are you feeding your Uma for breakfast today?

>>529778676
Me too

uh bros

>>529778735
Cum pancakes

>>529778735
Sweets
Today is cream pie day

I DONT HAVE THE FUCKING SUPPORT POINTS TO LEVEL THESE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Would you a hors?

I want to pull for bourbon but kitasan black support card tho... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nooo
She doesnt even do anything good...

>>529778823
ye

>>529778823
what do you think

>>529778818
you didn't need to level 4 different wisdom cards bwo...

>>529778735
mking pancakes

How viable would a strength/wit golshi with 1,500,000cc, shooting star and empress be

I did not realize I could get a ticket + a 10 roll with 3* hors guaranteed for 20$. My selector is used already. It would be such a waste to get dupes. Fuck.

>>529778824
Do it for her

>>529778818
What's your ID? Looking forward to that MLB Sweep Tosho once it's 50

>>529778763
YOOOO POST ID NOW

>>529778924
I didnt know....

are these points lost if I leave the club?
do they carryover to the next club I join?

There's no hons that's for me. The closest is King Halo but she hasn't spooked me yet.

>lose like 3 races in
>decent spark
this system is so retarded

Bueno

>>529779158
>not 3 star
trash

Which horse is great at mile runs and has a campaign made up mostly of them? My Oguri is on dirt track duty

HOW DO I GET RID OF SLOW METABOLISM FUFFUUUUCKKKK

>>529779136
This doesn't feel like a game where you can really waifufag a single girl, there are a lot of good ones but none of them are really grabbing me.

>>529779326
Infirmary

How long is 1 TP regen? 10 minutes?

>>529779317
Maruzensky has a lot of mile runs iirc. She's also a front runner AKA fucking easy to train.

>>529779326
GO TO THE FUCKING INFIRMARY
Or trigger an event if you're feeling lucky

>>529779317
Taiki

>>529779326
Try training wit.

>>529779290
sour grapes

>>529779235
fuck you
(nothing personal)

Is it sometimes better to go into a stat that isn't rainbowed even if the rainbow is there?
I keep getting speed rainbows and nothing else and it's making it so all my hors turn into Bakushin

>>529778141
You can't escape Grass Wonder's wiles...

Futa Musume

>>529779478
rainbow gives you about double stats, if you have more than enough speed you obviously can skip it

>>529779478
Yes, sometimes you need to know when to ignore them and train your other stats to relevant levels too

>>529779075
yes
no

>>529778084
3 guts + 2 INT + tazuna is how it went. You want at least 4* Fujin + Urara for guts and 4* Fine for INT. Tazuna is important for the lower energy consumption on training.

I wish I had Rice Shower.

>50 apology carrots for burning 3 star tickets
lol niggas got scammed

>>529779591

>>529779664
Reminds me of the behind the scenes that they included in DmC5, it's so damn good and funny.

I thought strength was supposed to do something? Why is my golshi completely useless when she’s stuck behind someone even though she has a C in strength in junior year

>wanna roll for Bourbon
>don't wanna waste all of my carats before kitasan
what do i do vros

>>529779660
your 3 star ticket?

nyoooo I don't want to cheat on my umas....

>>529779378
What am I forgetting

>>529772606
Golship is small i thought she was 180

Anyone know how you're supposed to claim the Twitch drops?

how the fuck do people get A and S ranks already
i cant even consistently clear the URA finale even with optimized card types and training

is it all the SSR and SR card caps? Do I need level 50 cards?

>>529779782
STR helps to break from the pack, but you still need the other stats.

Can i get a club invite? 791295951291

>>529779356
idk about that. You definitely get one per track type.

>>529779826
Depends on if Bourbon is your favorite. If she is, roll for her then just borrow Kitasan from someone.
If the upcoming banner was Fujisawa March, you bet your ass I'm rolling for her instead of Kitablacked

>Use mood boost items or you fucking lose to rng bullshit
why is pvp like this

>>529779782
Strenght help with acceleration specially for late surgers, but nothing can be done if there is a pack of 10 horses in front of you and she can't get past them
Get skills to counteract that
Also remember you can always get fucked by rng since sometimes they skill wont activate

>>529779896
TW server

>5(FIVE) turns wasted on recreation for the aoi side quest
this shit better give me like 40 on every stat

>>529779782
Oh. Nevermind, i guess the G1 was just too high rank for her, i just won her next campaign race by distance

>>529779896
the WHAT

Brother, what is wrong with her

>>529780026
wtf I hope Xi burns that shit to the ground

>>529780080
Is it so wrong that she likes you?

>>529779914
You can do it with MLB Rs, you just need to get lucky.

>>529780070
Why did golshi put that child in auschwitz
>>529780080
She wants to have your babies anon

>>529780080
She likes to live in the danger zone.

>>529780124
>MLB Rs
Major League Basket Rentals?

>>529779896
taiwan server only

>>529779914
I haven't seen a single S rank

How many runs did it take for you guys to win one?

>>529779591
This webm is too damn erotic. like even more than >>529779751

I got double Oguri cap support squad when rerolling so hopefully I can carry that same energy when I roll for kitasan black

>>529779914
ive played the campaign like 30 times it's mostly muscle memory at this point.

Can someone post the lore document please?

Urara never won

She won’t feel a thing…

>>529779941
honestly so far Opera has been my favorite. but i'd be lying if i said gundam girls weren't great

>>529780080
S-she sees you as her father figure...

>>529780198
Max Limit Break Rs.

>>529780264
It’s difficult to lose as special week just level strength
>>529780276
She’s the only uma who explicitly wants the D

is a 2 star C+ Speed spark better than a B+ 1 star speed spark?

>>529780226

>>529780232
cuz tama is cute as hell, unexpected, and seeing her do this is extremely sexy. also something about oral/teeth stuff

>>529780354
Not my Uma. I don’t care about special week

>>529780354
Ikr, if you lose with Spe or Air Groove you're the one who needs to be sent to the factory

>>529780393
I'm Tom Cruise?

Velocity or acceleration?

fuckj
shit bricked my perfectly good run
i immediately ended the carreer

>>529779914
I got A rank with my Taiki, the big difference between the B+ run and the A was that the A got to do some extra races due to good parents (so big stats from them, equal to some turns of training) and got her unique skill fully upgraded + the skill points meant I could take lots of strong gold skills instead of just trash I had with my B+. My deck was 2 SR 3 SSR with friend SSR of course, one of the SSR is the free one fully uncapped the other two are speed ones with skills relevant for Taiki. None of the cards were uncapped. So yes you do need decent deck still and those good genes which will take time but I believe you can get there with SR cards only too if they just have relevant skills and events

>>529780438
Air Groove is busted?

>>529780393
>>529780458

What's better, a 0LB Tazuna or a MLB Aoi?

How would you rate these horses?

>>529780510
Her path is easy

>>529780481
the higher your speed stat the better acceleration is
the lower your speed stat the better velocity is
velocity just puts numbers on top
acceleration actually lets you hit those numbers (SS+ Speed Bakushins rarely ever reach their top speed because the sprint is too short)

>>529778987
If you're looking for MLB sweep tosho, my guild member have it (how do you check someone's ID number?)

>>529780458
Her dad is Tom Cruise.

>>529780438
I consistently got 7-8L gaps on all of my races in campaign with spe

>>529780502
Who's that whorses?

>>529780569
Taiki>Rice>Shuzuka but its a very close battle.
Rice would win everything if she had tits.

>>529780543
Tazuna’s Dates are better, since they all recover energy.

0-4 don't buy the ticket
5-9 buy the ticket

>>529780569
flat
paizuri
imouto

>>529780569
Suzuka>>>

>>529780582
Ah I see, I am a scrub so I have jack shit for top speed, thanks

>>529780594
>CunnyInc
Nice to see the cross-cultural pollination between /bag/ and /uma/

why the hell did this game end up so popular on 4chan?

I barely have 50k event points. How do i even reach 1.45M?

>you lost because uhhhhh you don't enough skills
>despite clearly ticking all of the stat boxes exceptionally
>yep

>>529780569
i think taiki's engrish is really funny

>>529780739
I've known about this shit for years. Been waiting to play it with no hassle in engrish.

>>529780739
>why did this game with a ton of heart and actually fun gameplay get so popular
you tell me
>chink shit
>tranny erp mmo chat

>>529780792
>>clearly ticking all of the stat boxes exceptionally
If you have anything higher than a lvl.1 Guts, you deserve to lose

>>529780821
Really shocked America didn’t censor her gun

>>529780739
same with other anon
I have always wanted to try Uma but I don't wanna play in jp

Spechan can sit on my face

>>529780792
Other umas won because they had skills and those skills outnumbered your base numbers

>>529780952
She would get really embarrassed about that

Oh, so I'm supposed to use cards that have the skills I want even though they're lower rarity cards.

>>529781045
wait what?

>>529780882
>go friendship farming
>3 people on guts
>4 people on guts
>2 people with ! on guts
>2 people on guts
>3 people wiith ! on guts
>we upgraded the thing
god i wish i could inherit charming O onto horses from the very start

>want to Train Daiwa
Which 3 star horse should I get from the ticket?

What score is required for A-rank?
I need to know how close I really am

>>529781045
Yes. Especially if they have more limit breaks.
0LB SSRs are very bad as stat sticks and only good for their gold skill.

>>529781098
1-2 supports on speed > 3-4 on guts

>>529779914
Dumb hors is not even fishing in water

>ウマオオオオ : 14
>Sakuraniku fka Horsypuss fka SpeedFreak: 28
>/Umagg/: 57
>Clover: 81

>>529781139
9000

>>529780739
I have been waiting to play this game for 5 years, anon.
There is ZERO good raising sim games anywhere.

>>529781139
9k
a+ is 10
S is 11

>>529781045
well it depends. just check the stats

>>529781187
Delete

>>529781116
Oguri is a solid choice

>BAKUSHIIIIN!
>*goes 9th*
this retard is glue-fodder

>>529781198
Numbers

>>529781198
>/Umagg/: 57
funny how we used to be at 270.
>the meme club is 2nd place

>>529781292
The key is to make her both fast and smart

Well shit, what strat should I go for? I am deathly afraid of getting bodied to 18th place if I go anything other than front runner, she's retarded and has no positioning skills, only recovery

>>529779701
Loving the Initial D Uma pics

>>529781198
It's a marathon, not a sprint. Only the final tally at the end of the month matters.

>>529779985
>Also remember you can always get fucked by rng since sometimes they skill wont activate

I really feel like the activation requirements for some skills are fucking horrible compared to others. Oguri Cap can proc hers reliably almost every race, while other horses only proc theirs like fucking one a whole run

What are the requirements to get ult skill upgrades? I'm guessing fans but is there a list of how much you need? And do you need anything else?

>>529774097
what does MLB mean?

>>529781364
Bro...

>>529781350
>Bakushin
>Smart
???

How can I win team trials?

>>529781435
Major League Baseball

>>529781370
>Only the final matters
Soooooooooo technically it IS a sprint. Having a ton of stamina for a 3k race is great, but in the end the final sprint is what matters the most.

>>529780714
Best guild name for uma would be olde /jp/ MMO guild name, HotGlue.
Or rename it to HorseGlue

What do they feed racing horses

>>529781198
Can i get an invite please? 791295951291

Will/does this game have PVP?

what am I rerolling for?

>>529781513
Carrot

>>529781421
Director needs to be at green bond

>>529781445
A good trainer will make her smart, a good trainer will do the impossible.

>>529781559
fun :)

>>529780739
I waited to play this since 2021 and now i'm camping the thread answering questions and shilling keiba by posting cool horse races

>>529780594
>CunnyInc.
This is why no one likes you faggots. And no, I don't mean /uma/ folk, JP or Global, but outsider like (You).
>>529781559
Pure autism, your dick, or Fun.

>>529781286
Is she good to pass on skills?
I thought Daiwa preferred front runner skills like Suzuka’s

>>529781507
>burn out after failing to get kitasan
>0 stamina left for the rest of the month

guten auben

>>529781370
Is JP server generous with those toughness 30?
Im scared to burn everything before Kitasan

>>529781484
I thought this was a racing game

>>529781573
When?

Is my Haru Urarararara supposed to be the strongest uma I have?

>>529781675
Before valentines

>>529781598
Based

>>529781685
Yeah

>>529781626
we all love stafy mahomes, he requests cute caps and doesnt afraid of anything

>>529781665
1. It's "Guten Abend".
2. It's not even 4PM.
3. I'll kill you

>>529781710
The genious here is (you)

What's better Super creek + fine motion or Fine motion x2?

>>529781779
i'm larping as german whenever i post her

>>529780739
/xivg/ is literally a thinly veiled ERP discord general

>>529781843
LB0 and LB2 Fine Motion.

He's STILL rerolling.

>>529781843
Super Creek, her gold skill is just too good

>>529781779
Are any of the trainers ever a shota? Big fan of /ss/

Oguri (Cap)

>>529781513
Cum

>>529781898
obviously but that's no excuse to shy away from a quick google translate. gluten morgen would've been funnier as well
>>529781912
so literally no different to the game itself

>vodka makes it to the ura finale
>turning the last corner
>she fucking rubberbands from 10th to 1st in 6 seconds
woah

>>529781779
ich liebe sie

>>529782054
fine, i'll use google later

KIMI NO AIBA GA

>>529780739
Think everybody knew about it but hadn't played it until now, same here though, been into it for a bit and only now started playing because of EN, it's extremely fun as expected really.

I'm just glad there's no retarded Mambo spam here

for me, its umoms

the random star pieces in the daily shop. Are the new characters added to that or is that only ever the original release ones?

>>529782117
Yeah. It’s insane. I bust a nut just watching my first campaign with her.
>>529782054
Where the hell are you guys getting all this I thought cygames raped the internet until all the uma smut was gone

>>529775137
I dont think even the japs understand what she's talking about

What a beast of a horse.
>Guts spark

>>529782190
That's something i've noticed over the launch days, neither on twitter nor here have I seen it once

>>529782239
still sfw

>>529782139
>sie
what did he mean by this? me (good manners) or her?
>>529782147
guter junge

>>529782117
Born to cuck Scarlet out of a race she otherwise led for 99% of the track.

>>529782294
>450k
Bro just straight up won everything

>>529775459
it actually kinda pissed me off when uma was shitposted as an autobattler lmao

Do front runners care much about acceleration skills?

>>529778823
>>529778894
Why did they make tits so fucking FAT

>>529781198
>club rank faggotry
Some people just want to play the game

>>529772606
I think all the taller ones should be boosted by like 30cm but the small ones stay small

>>529782493
aerodynamic

>>529782521
club faggotry literally gets you MORE CASH MONEY in this game

>>529781912
I liked XIV, but DT has no content. 7.3 has not even an ulti, global came out at the perfect time.
The thread itself and people that post there are just drama farming highschoolers that erp with each other, only a minority there actually plays the game.
I think i'm done with the game and "community" for good

>>529782367
She was 9th in her debut race

>>529782294
How the fuck that tiny crown don't fall off mid-race?

>>529778823
I would a Daiwa

Is it worth it going back to global for a relatively new JP player? I've started playing in JP 6 months ago. The answer is obviously no but I can feel the itch crawling inside of me...

>the Emperor
>the Empress
>the King
>the Tyrant
>the Overlord
Who's the Cuckquean?

>>529782683
Where do you think all that horse glue was going?

>>529778909
Ah, the only NTR we love

>>529782748
(You)