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>>529813610>>529813620>>529813651>>529813653Well who I get on my GSSR and Destiny Order will inform my future rolls
>>529814069Post your current roster. Your first goal is to get Castoria>Oberon>Tamamo Bitch. Then some aoe farmer.
Or be a god gamer and go for your favorite girl.
Leave Indra to me.
Leave Zeus to me.
Leave Ushi-Gozen to me.
Leave Typhoon to me.
Leave Karna to me.
Leave Arjuna to me.
Leave Kintoki to me.
Leave Mordred to me.
Leave Frankenstein to me.
Leave Lalter to me.
Leave Iskandar to me.
>>529814423no, this is chaldea's ass
>>529814468Well that's my current plan, roll on the GSSR with Summer Ibuki and Summer Skai, put Castoria, Oberon, Tamamo VVitch and Summer Skadi on the Destiny Order. Skadi, Waver, Nitocris and Summer J'Alter are basically all I use.
>>529814443Lore-accurate.
>>529814901Can Ea defeat Ea-nasir?
>>529815303Her harem are not husbands. Only I am her husband.
Should I pull on the GSSR pool with Kukulcan or the pool with Tezcatlipoca? I donโt have either, but Tezcatlipoca gets a rateup during summer right after while Kukulcan never has another rateup, right?
>>529814749Mom I want it to be Friday alreadyโฆ
>>529814423>>529814941You are like little babies
>>529815590suprised no one is posting thier damage numbers from damage quest
Whats even Raiko's type?
>Mom: theres usually the mother angle at least a little bit, so its kinda unclear what would it be if she wasnt a servant
>teen: she clearly likes "exceptional" people as her baseline for her to find someone at least interesting, but given her crashout during valentines i guess emotionally someone that could be her rock?
>>529815965Why aren't you?
>>529815965Hardly surprising. No one gives a fuck about it including yourself.
I'm struggling to think of a different Grand candidate for Assassin besides the ones we are having now. This is a pretty hard class to pick out one.
i can hear some young girls screaming outside
kinda hot
>Aesc
>Castoria Berserker
>Tezcatlipoca
>Lady Avalon to NP2
>Ibuki-douji Berserker to NP5
>Scathach-Skadi Ruler to NP2
How should i prioritize these rolling targets? Which is the most important?
>>529816536Tez is literally there
>>529816241Like personality type or type as in what type of man that they want to get with?
>>529815758>he's solving the puzzle box
Have you heard what happened to Kevin Nash in the hot white summer of '92?
>your AI box is hosting regular Grail War for maintenance
this is just so bizarre for a setting
>>529801553Agreed. It's just children wanting an even "better" version of "being number 1".
>>529815965I have never given a shit about those
>>529816597You should have sound proofed their room
>>529816693i mean someone entirely new
>>529816729she lacks mystics
>>529816635Lady Avalon and Skadi don't need np2, Ibuki is ugly, Tez is ugly. So you have Aesc and Cummer
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>>529817134Oh yeah? Then why can't Tez or King Hassan also be a caster? Checkmate
>>529817175But what if I think Aesc and Cummer are also ugly
>>529817293Then I think you should turn on your computer
why does kama hate Sion so much?
>>529817484Duryodhana explains it pretty well
I don't get this damage record quests.
It used to be meant to...well, measure a record damage. But these look more designed to dilute your damage as much as possible.
Why two enemies on last wave?
>8 years in
>support servant still has 8/8/8 skill
i hate this so much
>>529816536Assassin has too little servants I like meanwhile Archer has a lot over servants I like. It's fucked up man.
>>529817656>Duryodhanajust started Paper Moon, is he as retarded as he appears?
>>529817801Maybe just read the chapter first?
>>529814941Someone use AI to make her skin white
>>529817850ok looks like he has some hidden depth
>>529817801Short answer: No.
Long answer: Yes.
You won't understand until you finish reading the chapter.
>>529817776competent assassins by nature are not famous that's why
>>529816716>as in what type of man that they want to get with?yes that, what type of person would Raiko (mom/teen) would want?
>>529818040Thats why anonymous is the best choice for Grand Assassin
imagine a Grail War with exclusively poojet servants
>>529818458what is anon's NP?
>>529818535a flop bigger than last encore
>>529818759Mushroom Sock thats been under the bed for 1 year.
>>529818860She has a name you know
>>529818272shes into black barrels
>>529813875 (OP)fate bros we dying
>>529816241I still not sure if mom wants to be your mom or fuck you. The line is kind of blur
>>529820043She wants both we already know that due to her EX Madness she cannot distinguish one from the other you are both child and lover in her eyes
>>529814423That's a little kid...
>>529820279Based cunny lover.
>>529820019is the bike ok?
>>529820043Its both since motherly love is the only type of affection she knows.
>>529814423>Posts a characters that's 11
>>529820353It got sold to fund the servers.
>>529820163then why she tries to cockblock you all the time as a prefect?
>>529820776>Why is a yandere type wanting you for themselves
What do these Fou cards do?
>>529820776>Why is the Oni wanting to keep its treasure to themselves.
>>529820429she's 4 you sick fuck
>>529820871summer mom isnt yandere and shes not showing any foryouism anyway
>>529821008>speedreadingAnon pls
>>529821008You donโt play the game and these posts are just (you) bait now Iโm guessing.
Which of the upcoming servants are generically good, rather than needing hyper specific team comps in order to work well.
>>529817772beautiful girls
>>529821438Why are they so ugly wtf
Has Raikou ever not jobbed?
>>529821881Who the fuck cares? She has giant tits
Yup just (you) baiting now.
STRONGEST SERVANT! CUTEST SERVANT! SEXIEST SERVANT! MOST LOYAL WIFE! JALTER HORTA DORK!
>>529821950Who the fuck cares? She's ugly.
>>529822313>strongest servantthat's homete
>>529822313She's dead Jim.
having sex with drake (sexually)
>>529821962Dogstance not even once. The cosplay posting was the outing.
>>529818040Ehh, stealth is optional for assassins. The only thing that matters is that they kill, and the dictionary definition doesn't include stealth as part of the definition, just that you killed. Often times you'll need to sneak past defenses sure but there are other ways to kill too. KH himself emphasises this every time he showed up in story. In Camelot, he just walked into the pyramid and chopped off Ozy's head. Then he joined the open field brawl at the castle gates and fought Gawain in sunlight. In Babylonia, he applies the concept of death to Tiamat and then starts swinging. Whenever he interacts with another Hassan and they grovel and whine about how they're not perfect because they didn't master X aspect to assassination they think is important, KH tells them they're retarded because who cares when all that matters is the kill. He was always telling them that them obsessing over specialised ways to kill as character gimmicks was done. You do whatever it takes to kill in the most efficient way the situation calls for. In the Babylonia anime, he couldn't kill the Lahmu so he just started munching them down because that's the only way to kill them and stop their regeneration. KH is very pragmatic and down to earth. He doesn't care about stealth or appearances if it's the best way to kill.
The real problem with the Assassin class is that it really is the rejects class for anyone who's not a Hassan-i-sabbah. Every other famous assassin candidate in history can be put into a different class container and still keep their killing prowess. Famous killer used a sword? Saber. Used an arrow or gun? Archer. Martial arts? Berserker. Magical spells and curses? Caster. Axe-killer with a club? Saber. It's rare to find a famous killer who deserves the title of Grand and also doesn't fit into the others. Hell, KH has a big-ass sword and could've been a Saber if he wasn't the namesake of the class name.
>>529822560she'll get better, they always do.
They may be not technically the same iteration but it still counts
>>529822761>The only thing that matters is that they kill,Like every other rule that has been nerfed a lot, now you can even be an assassin without ever killing anyone
>>529822575Would punch her in the face
Is it true that Void Shiki was raped by dogs in the sweltering summer of 2025?
>>529822575Looks like a whore
>>529822761>The real problem with the Assassin class is that it really is the rejects class for anyone who's not a Hassan-i-sabbah.I know this may be outdated, but wasn't claimed at some point that the word "assassin" itself acted like a catalyst for the hassassins and that's the reason you would always end with that?
>Every other famous assassin candidate in history can be put into a different class containerWouldn't that apply on the oposite too though? I mean most heroes are famous for killing someone than for being a lancer or a saber.
Fuck, most of Heracles feats consist into killing shit or stealing stuff then kill the owner
>>529823485Top News in Russian networks.
>early 16th century: from French, from Italian assassino, from Arabic แธฅaลกฤซลกฤซ โmember of Nizari branch of Ismaili Muslimsโ, literally โhashish-eaterโ, probably originally a derogatory nickname, with reference to the supposedly erratic behaviour of the members of the sect, as if they were intoxicated by hashish.
Charlotte, wtf?
What does Castoriaโs hat smell like
>>529824159Marimo's hair gel, probably.
>>529824513Did the dogs make you type that voidstance?
>>529824282Chloesexchloesexchloesex
>>529824513I bet people make fun of you behind your back for marrying a mid girl
>>529824742>>529824658*SMACK*
Retarded bitches.
>>529824742Tonelico in less than a week
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Be nice to Jeanne Dork
>>529824282>>529824647These are the type of posts that make me keep visiting this place.
>>529824742Aesc playing football is so cute
>>529824967Very punchable face
Does the chance of getting NP3 Takasugi already make the Takasugi/Rasputin/Tezcatlipoca GSSR pool terrible?
>>529825003I am. She's my adorable edgy tsun wife and we are going to burn in hell together someday!
>>529823708>wasn't claimed at some point that the word "assassin" itself acted like a catalyst for the hassassins and that's the reason you would always end with that?Yes, in FSN, but that's not relevant to figuring out who else would qualify as a big name Grand Assassin now.
>Wouldn't that apply on the oposite too though? I mean most heroes are famous for killing someone than for being a lancer or a saber.It could, but not really. If a famous killer is a master of using a sword or spear, that sword or spear is going to be a NP and the reason they go into Saber or Lancer. If they don't, it's because the writer veto'd it for some reason, not that they deserved to go into Assassin more, or they wanted to nerf the powerlevel of the person. Especially when it comes to Nasu because Nasu hates Quick.
>HercHerc can be any class, yeah. He is in Berserker purely so he would be a jobber and not solve the story in seconds.
>>529823028>nowIf we're going to argue technicalities, there is no proof the Hassans killed anyone, just that they're famous for it because of yuro propaganda. Jing Ke also was there from the start as an Assassin despite failing to kill, so attempted murder seems to be good enough too.
Why is Morgan dreaming about other men bros
Did someone just said bob!?
Why is Shiki thinking of other dog bros?
At last
Zazett class score here I come
Miyu, Reines, and Yang swimsuits this year. I believe!!!
Nasu here, Shielder Castoria is the anni servant and she's a teaser for Part 3, bye =D
>>529817772Chaotic Evil supremacy
>>529824910Mom whens dinner?
How is your SSR coverage? Missing any niche?
I just realized how horrible my Single-Target coverage are for the extra classes.
>>529829619>needing Extra STs when you have Berserkers
>new girl fotm comes out in JP
>crossposting faggot straight up spams her when she won't be relevant for two literal years
>ignores that the NA thread exists because of the two year gap and avoiding spoilers
>this repeats every three weeks
>>529830548Just one of the many reasons to hate onii-chan
>>529830548>and avoiding spoilersYou made this part up.
>>529830548Name fotm girls that are spammed
>>529829619What is this? A website?
>>529830548This is why I only visit /alter/ during anniversary and lottos.
>>529830548>>new girl fotm comes out in JPRetardbro? They got a straight nig-Indra now.
>>529830703Is it really onii-chan when he only posts here?
>>529830895>gender unknownLmao he counts
>>529820212...With a huge ass
>>529820429Out of 10
>>529831027Bob is one of the servants with the most enduring popularity of the last 5 years. Absolutely not FotM.
>>529831118If they focus on future content, read the same "translations" they do, constantly post spoilers, and post the same shit they do, what is the difference to me?
>>529831292She's just Liz with tits.
>>529831851Liz wouldn't say that,
Liz would just scream the N-word repeatedly at the top of her lungs.
>>529830895>calls others retard when he's too retarded to read the first two words of the post
>>529831851Keep telling yourself that.
>>529830773it's literally an excel sheet bro
>>529832183I don't know what the fuck excel is. That microsoft or google shit that comes with everything? Never used it.
>>529832417It's a sheet program...
>>529832686Sorry I'm a loser that works in an office.
>>529832691Castoria's friend and Castoria
I am skipping Summer Morgan
>>529831409In troth there is no difference, which is why they split doesn't even make sense, really.
>>529830548this
I'm sick of Aesckeks shoving her down our throats
>>529833468What about Aesc
>>529833636I am skipping Aesc
>>529833730What about Tonelico
>>529833472A filter that sometimes works is better than nothing
>>529834015I am skipping Tonelico
>>529834194What about Bob's mom
>>529831851You can absolutely say something similar about any popular servant
>>529833472Learn to type correctly esl.
>>529834556Bob is just Bob with tits
>>529834556>any popular Servant is a Liz clone
>>529834835Nah, I've been in shibuya
>>529834789No, Liz is not a constant in this sentiment
>>529834835I couldn't get into horse gacha. I couldn't get to the horse donut content
>>529834835No, I never really liked the idea of trusting my money to horses
>still no servant drawn by asanagi
>>529832417who the fuck doesn't know excel? are you pulling my dick?
>>529835428Good. Keep it that way.
>>529835428Asanagi is in US?
>>529835428You see one, you seen them all
>>529836112Are you talking about Takeuchi ?
>>529835491No. I've literally never used it.
Horta
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Horta is ready for summer
>>529835428>still no servant drawn by Sei Shoujo
>>529836931Unless you have some elaborate plan to make it easy to save quartz, why would you want that?
>>529837010His artstyle is great.
>still no servant drawn by neisan
>>529816373Uhh, Joe love?
>>529836931B-but I don't want to touch poop
>>529837453its half past midnight
>>529837453They wouldn't implement shit mid-panel
It's either already in or at next reset
>>529822761I agree. We need a KH Saber summer alt.
Now that the virgin Indra has been added, they should add the cahd Surya.
>>529838089Don't really care. Let me know when the small Vritra is something I can roll for or a costume or whatever
Still no servant drawn by my dog
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>>529838589Everyone gets a turn nutting in her?
>>529838589Everyone is a whore here. /alter/ is the red light district
We need a Servant drawn by Guweiz.
>>529838589Sexiest ascension since Summer Abby.
>>529839121CUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!
>>529835428>I want the artist that make the same face quico does
>>529840116Didn't Liz have children?
Bros sell me on some cool 5 star rider for destiny order thingy, I dont have a single SSR in that class category yet and no one really stands out to me
>>529840314Nemo has Nurse
>>529840314iskandar is cool and has plenty of gay porn if that's your thing.
Is your favorite Servant capable of spaceflight?
>>529838589>Everyone gets a turn nutting in her?We have all forms for everyone
>>529840795No now fuck off
>>529840545Boobs too small
>>529840187That's right, Liz had sex
>>529840795My favorite servants are Bob type servants
>>529840805Sloppy hundreths...
>>529840795No. Mounts jump good tho.....
>>529840870>>529840187Before when she was alive. As a Servant she's a virgin.
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>>529841060All Servants are virgins.
>>529841184Who the fuck wants a virgin Shuten
>>529840795No space flight but she's the queen of hell
>>529840795I count Oberon's stomach as space so yeah
>>529840508Nurse?
>>529840663Definitely not
Honestly at this point Im considering Ivan since he looks super cursed and stands out
>>529841032Teen mom looking extra flat.
>>529841516but is she capable of consuming a pile of turd in a single bite?
>>529841695I'm afraid not, so you'll have to look elsewhere for your coprophagia fetish.
>>529830548I think we should merge already with onii-chan
>>529842017I think you should merge your face to the ground before my fist helps you.
>>529840795why is this even a category
>>529842457>mogan looking at this thread
Ok apparently there is content in the moon and the "foreigner" class is full of aliens
ignore my retardy
>>529842441They're necessary for a battle in oc3 iirc
>>529842059Damn what a badass you are
>>529840795My favorite are the Kagetora-type servants.
>>529842886>only one welfare in thereThat might really suck for someone then
Is the mc the only regular of novum chaldea to have gone to space?
>>529844070but there's 2 welfares there
>>529842886There are multiple fights against Tenochtitlan where you need Servants capable of spaceflight to avoid them being stunned. Just like the LB7 fights against her with levitating Servants.
>>529844070It's an easy fight and it's a reference to the tlaloc levetating fight in LB7 since the fight is against tlaloc summer
>>529844505I forgot about Idol X Alter
>>529844038>Battletard with nothing but bloodlusty thoughts about fighting, killing and killing some more on the mind 24/7, 365At least she has a nice bod on her
>>529844925>battletard is a bad personality Shit taste you might be a sissy faggot.
>>529845069I don't know who I actually like but I do find Erice pretty cool
>>529845362Erice is the mother of my children. So I guess you're alright.
>>529840314Bakin has cool voice lines and can work as your DPS or a support.
>>529840314She's useless but very cute!
>>529845582Honestly I'm pretty new and only know of Erice because of her novels but after looking around I do find Zenobia kinda hot
>>529840314My favorites are Bakin and Ozymandias. Bakin is an AoE arts rider and arts servants get a lot of good support, plus she has some good support skills herself.
Ozy also has good support and is a good single target damage-dealer. He's a general pool servant, but it's pretty rare to get spooked by a 5-star servant (theres still some general pool SSRs I haven't gotten yet and I've been playing for about five years)
Also an obligatory mention of Sama Yi (Reines) who is a very very good support servant, probably the best one to have at NP1.
>>529840314Sima Yi because she isn't a rich, stuck up b#tch like she appears
>>529846139>probably the best onethe best one of THE RIDERS I mean
>>529840314Medb. Is Medb in the line up? Mebbers is cool. The only slut I really like.
>>529846328What the fuck but that's her appeal
>>529846440>Is only a Rider because she can ride d*cks better than any other woman, nobody can competeIf only her body was more plump and curvy
>>529846623She is quite literally one of the most selfless rich characters in fiction even if she can be mischievous at times
>>529846648I love her slimness though. God I would be so into her if she was real. Cuck or not she's really funny. Idk I just really like her.
>>529846659Yeah but Reines is hot too
>>529846948Meh. I like my slut Queen Rider. I don't really know Reines though.
>>529846972>Is one of the few Servants that can ignore defense
>>529840314Ozy is pretty fucking sick. He's probably going to be my pick for Destiny Order.
>>529846878Like she doesn't look bad but I prefer my women with more meat on their bones
>>529847094You read my mind
>>529847094No. She's got a perfect body. You chubby chasing fuck.
>>529847048I think riders will be fine in that respect. Astolfo too, if you've been spooked by him
>>529847418Fate/Grand Order?
>>529847285Perfect at being shit.
>New content is fruity pajeets
>For the millionth time
Just EoS already holy fuck
>>529847285I don't know man
>>529847758NA general, retard.
>>529847758We need more Chinese Servants and events.
>>529847787I will admit that she is pr
>>529847587You're shit.
>>529847770Eww.
>>529847787I totally would. Medb may be a massive slut but she's not really a bad girl. Just a bratty spoiled bitch.
>>529847937Damn even more shit.
The shit taste brigade is here.
I don't want to do All the Statement and Prison Tower for a third time. Why must Lasanga do this?
>>529848061Medb is /alter/core.
>>529847928I like how I rolled like 7 copies of her when trying to NP5 my wife Jalter. Was nice. It totally means Medb likes me.
>>529848164you look so rapeable
>>529848168Do you really want the pic to be posted? or do you have ridicule fetish going on?
>>529848164Prison Tower at least has good rewards
i had a medb gf
now my balls itch and some weird rashes started appearing on my mouth
Damn it why don't I have a pic of Medb shitting
>>529848323Why the fuck do you think he picked Medb?
>>529848323>he doesn't know about the fluffy Servant posting
>>529847758I missed an event?
>>529848061Well its Shrek
>post about Medb
>half the thread loses its shit
Amazing.
>>529848618So discord raid from the pathetic simp.
>>529848618I thought he fucked off.
>>529848702Cute baby Mebbers.
>>529848796Ultimately, that would require a sense of shame
Im about to lose my shit alter
>>529848910I hope you don't find it again somewhere strange
>>529848542Sorry bro the secret event started after the tower event ended.
Should I grail and make my Grand Rider Medb or Bakin?
>>529849045I don't really care about Bakin, but at least the dogs are cute
Why is every cosplayer fat?
Is that the US' version of Mexico filter?
How do you pronounce "Medb"?
>>529849461Meivu or medibe
>>529848618Why does that actual loser have to haunt us even when /alter/ is half dead...
>>529848796The attentionwhores will never truly fuck off. As long as /alter/ still exist, they'll eventually still come back here.
>>529849461But why is it typed as Medb and not Maeve you would ask? Nasu's retardation is the answer, the same reason why Artoria is Altria
>>529849772Because Irish are alcoholic language.
>>529849772Blame the Irish, not Nasu for that, you idiot.
>>529849814me on the right
Even if short, at least we get our fae content soon
>>529849772Seeing "altria" still gives me lowkey brainrot,idk why
>>529849835I'd like to hold her under the water.
I NEED Medb to kiss me on the cheek and then go ride another man. If that's not true love then i don't know what is.
>>529849814all fatefags are repulsive
I'll never admit to liking this franchise outside of the internet.
Damn I didnโt expect something to top shitstance pit spam on making a thread shit so fast.
>>529850075You say this as its a bad thing but in reality you wouldnt care
>>529850174>muh shameHow repulsive of you
>>529850014Isn't that on Saturday with the Destiny Order?
>>529840795how is Amazones CEO different than base Penth? I mean actually respect CEO a little bit more since i find the hustle admirable but thats besides the point
>>529849814>Scathach cosplayer is a hag10/10 cosplay
>>529850174>t. has never been on a con
>>529850326She's from the Servantverse.
>>529849814Tezcat, Arthur, black guy look above average, the rest are troglodytes
Punch every Medb-liker in the dick
>>529849814>Emiya AlterGood thing Albert wasn't there
>>529850507does she own a spaceship or its like a superman thing?
>>529850609You're too much of a pussy to hit me.
>finally finished 9/9/9 another servant with dusts
>only 11 more to go
>>529849814>No OkitaShit and fake
>>529850326She's more ethical than Bezos
>>529849814>mapo tofuvery sovlful
>>529849814>Yuyu cosplayerShe has good taste.
>>529850819>9/9/9-ing meme servants for no reasonYOU brought this upon yourself
>>529850020Yeah go down there and hold her
>>529851069>he doesn't 9/9/9 all his ServantsCasual.
>>529851173Getting those secret gems is such a hassle, even when using the pure prism shop
>>529849814Shishou sex. And that Emiya Alter is an absolute Zesty master.
>only have 1500 sq going into anniversary
I'm not gonna make it
>>529850841Bezos doesn't owe society anything though. Its his money not yours.
>>529851069Jalter's tits aren't that big
>>529852223Boobs can be as big as the artist wants them to be
When will Gudako get what's coming to her? There has to be justice in the world.
>>529852760Rape? Would rape her if I could. Hopefully impregnation follows.
>>529852760idk she will be an antagonist in FGOo or part 3
How long would it take for Thor to end every singularity, beat Goetia, destroy every lostbelt, and beat every lostbelt king?
>>529840545of blinding lights
>>529852760>>529852852that but Koyan instead. I fear i will only be playing into her hands if i do it, but its a risk im willing to take
>>529841184source please and thanks
>>529847928Please don't, it took a lot of effort to make her like that
>>529854396Yep, that's a Bob
>>529852195>Defending the trillionaire who is known for abusing his workers
>>529854538my wife on the right
>>529854594>abusing themSure lol they could just go get a different job
>>529854728Bet you like Musk too
>>529854396Baobhan has a cute butt :3
>>529854828I do. None of your life problems are caused by billionaires. Make your own money if you want to spend more on gachas.
I don't trust anyone who makes more than I do
>>529852760>When will Gudako get what's coming to her? There has to be justice in the world.FGO is gonna end with Gudao sacrificing themselves to save Proper Human History. It will be some nonsense about how Gudao is no longer compatible with PHH because of all the different timelines and worlds he's traveled too, so as long as he exists, the world will constantly be unraveling. So, Gudao will willingly let himself and the world's memory of him be wiped from existence, forever becoming a nameless hero forgotten to time. Roland's fate in Traum is foreshadowing for what awaits Gudao
https://youtu.be/Bogtc4nWIz4
This will play in the background as Mash cries and begs Gudao not to do it because it's not fair and she loves him, but Gudao will do it anyway with a smile
>>529854616my wives get along great
>>529855116It's kind of like asbestos
>>529855447retard cant tit job lmao
>>529855223>>529854538Ishtar is canonically the goddess of prostitutes. She also canonically tried to end the world when Gilgamesh wouldn't let her ride his cock.
Ereshkigal is canonically married to Nergal and Gugalanna. Gugalanna is also known as the Bull of Heaven, so your "wife" canonically likes riding the skyscraper sized cock of a literal bull. I.E., your wife literally lays with animals
>>529855032Dumbass most politicians *are* billionaires what the fuck are you talking about and so are the people paying for bills to be halted or passed
Who is the richest Servant? Gilgamesh?
>>529855998Mogan mogs him with fake mogbucks
>>529855867that's some of the stalest bait you could ever bite man
>>529856153What's backing the mobucks?
>>529856663I'm sorry but it's canon
>>529852760Are these the eyes of someone with evil in their heart?
>>529855724Don't forget what Gil told Ishtar:
>You let a horse in your back door by laying on a stable floor; but then you built the worldโs first chain to choke his throat and end his reign.
>>529856680Based Morgan potato money. I will definitely invest into it.
>>529856591Bob the Banker
>>529852760To be fair, Nemo was asking for it.
>>529855724>Ishtar is canonically the goddess of prostitutes. She also canonically tried to end the world when Gilgamesh wouldn't let her ride his cock.part of her charm, you just accept shes a crashout
>Ereshkigal is canonically married to Nergal and Gugalannaits been ages but im like 80% sure that isnt canon to fate
>>529857135To be fair, it was funny
>>529857137That's enough of rinslop
>>529856972What's Duryo saying?
>>529855724>Gil and Enkidu killed Eresh's husbandI'm surprised she didn't chimp out more when she met them
>>529857135She's not wrong
>>529857135BB is such a terrible mother
>>529857137>part of her charm, you just accept shes a crashout
>>529857651That's why you need to help her raise her 5 children.
>>529857576>There's something stuck to my stick!?Something like that
>>529857785Yes, according to Sumerian mythology both Eresh and Ishtar had sex with animals.
>>529857762But her children are more bratty than she is
>>529857765This whore is so ugly
@BB can I suck your right tit and jiggle the left one
>>529858706Based fellow Medbposter.
Your honest thoughts on Aoko and Alice?
>>529858943i honestly think aoko sex
>>529858943Coldhearted bitch and a plain old bitch.
>>529858706She is so beautiful...
>>529858915>only one Medbposter exists!You are mentally ill.
>>529859081Mentally illness is liking the std container
>>529858456As their father, it's your job to correct them.
>>529859050>Coldhearted bitch Aoko is nice to Shiki and her friends though, anon. She's just a bit of a tsundere + she has some anger issues
>>529859135I bet Medb is actually a surprisingly clean girl.
>>529859135Why don't you show us which servant you like then?
>>529859278Wrong medb, that one got communism stds
>>529859417I like jalter posters now.
>>529859417>so afraid he posted a popular girl
>>529859417Based. That's my wife btw
>>529859417Penth looking extra beautiful today
>>529859417Iโm sorry Shrek is ruining your wife, bro.
>>529851165>I ask you: are you my master?
>>529859278>I bet Medb is actually a surprisingly clean girl.Doesn't Medb have a conceptual ability to purify any water she touches? I think I remember reading a story of her giving her army her piss to drink because she purified it and made it water
>>529860092First I've heard of that. There's some river named after her pissing or something, but I've never heard about her doing that
>>529860092Yes. She's very cool.
>>529857576โDO NOT REDEEM!โ
>>529860092Is this legal?
>>529860727No, jesus was made an example
>>529859635Why did you say that word anon!!
im so fat bros (80 kilos)
I want to FUCK Musashi bareback
>>529859201This is... my grand order...
I could take on any female.
i literally haven't done a single advanced quest
>>529861050Finally a good post
>>529861340>i literally haven't done a single advanced questAre you me?
>>529861152I'd like to see you try.
>>529861427This is NOT me.
>>529861432Damn bro, not even the weekly missions?
>>529861680NTA but there's some times where I'm super burnt out of this game and I just log in and leave
I'm already so behind that I'm not gonna worry about it anymore
>>529861432What are you waiting for?
GSSR or Destiny Order tonight?
https://x.com/heart_infected/status/1939830778021454307
Saber and Castoria lesbian sex (very graphic)
>>529862130Doesn't seem safe
>>529862008Love me like you do, la-la-love me like you do
(Like you do)
Love me like you do, la-la-love me like you do
Touch me like you do, ta-ta-touch me like you do
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOOOOORRRRRRR
>>529861038nah you are not fat
I'm 120 kilos and 140cm tall
>>529862130at least put the sheath on jesus
>>529862130>Saber Fucks Her Sword [Pride Month 30/30]What does this have to do with Pride Month?
>>529862635Castoria is Excalibur
>>529862094>Player 456: eliminated
>>529862714>Richard can turn anything he touches into Castoria
>>529862815Is it on Saturday?
>>529862724Which servant is 456? Habetrot?
>>529862921Is Richard's Excalibur ability better than Lancelot's Knight of Owner ability?
>>529856871redhair Kagetora...
Need summer Nemo so bad, bros...
>>529863259Beating someone with a tree branch is way funnier than beating someone with a fake excalibur, so Lancelot wins this one
>>529863559Nemo is a girl, its not gay
>>529863259Richard's Excalibur ability only sounds good in theory. In practice, don't servants freely summon their own weapons whenever they want (unless they give it away anyway, like Astolfo's sword to Sieg)? All it really means is he has a weaker than usual Excalibur that will probably have some weird plotnium edge case that makes it better for one specific fight.
Lancelot's is better in that it isn't restricted by the type of weapon
>>529859996>her face when
>>529863559Just two bros hanging out
>>529864536AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>529864852https://twitter.com/engineers_feed/status/1940865068423340532
Tree of emptiness big ass lightning
>>529864852Lightning storm, I believe it is happening in Australia for a couple of days as of now
>>529864536My dick did that after sex with my beautiful Jalterwife.
>>529864536Well I guess it is time to get the Servants and tell Romani about the Ether tree
>>529865254The big potatoโฆ
>>529865202WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT JALTER ALREADY
IT'S ALWAYS JALTER JALTER JALTER WITH YOU, WE GET IT YOU LIKE JALTER
I love my wife Jalter so much.
>>529865526Beautiful Jalterwife, wifeJalter evil Jalterwife in the street, dere jalterwife in the sheet.
>>529865610Make me by deep kissing me
Hamuburgah, with my wife, Jalter!
>>529864362Who is gonna shock Bob from behind?
>finally done with quests
>can now claim all the rewards
>mfw all of those amounts of Gold Fou
I had to make space, that was nice.
>>529864536Sorry, he was soloing Indra.
>>529864852https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprite_(lightning)
>>529867049Still puts him below Arjuna.
i never read Tsukihime. Why do people like Arcueid?
>>529867529You missed a limited mission awhile back.
>>529867659There's limited mission or are you just messing with me?
>>529867626Because she's the mascot character, or because they like Melty Bloody. Arc and Ciel in Tsuki are the least interesting parts of the VN
>>529867626because nips love tall blonde girls and western retards are just copying nips without trying to understand why
>>529867626You get to rape her
>>529867659I bet it wasn't something worth it because I'm aware of those missions.
>>529867626OG's like her because she
>Is psychotic >Gets cut into 17 pieces>Is a bimbo>Gets raped>Big boobs
>>529867764In the original vn you can do this and still get good and true ends
>>529867906>Gets cut into 17 piecesHow did Shiki do this if Arcueid is apparently stronger than Gilgamesh?
>>529867768It was probably worth it because I deigned to do the easiest one three times for whatever the reward was.
>>529867728There was.
>>529867728There's a limited mission with SQ reward where you have to clear 1 adv quest
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
WILD ALBERT SPOTTED IN THE EXPO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKbLPzQL8YU
>>529868081Gil would've been cut into 18 pieces.
>>529867851>>529867906Remember to always get the additional rape scene for extra points in Arc's route!
>>529868208It probably wasn't quartz or tickets, that's why I skipped it.
>>529868407oh no no no he didn't know
>>529868257He looks like he's gotten fatter
>>529868257He's such a disgusting fat ugly faggot bitch piece of shit.
>>529868407It probably was or I would've skipped it.
>>529868257Watch your back Albert
>>529868257MRS OBAMA, GET DOWN HE'S GOING TO SAY THE N WORD
>>529867626She's a giga cutie patootie.
>>529868257What does this imply for FGO content-wise?
>>529868526Based. Dare I say, EXTREMELY BASED
>>529868636SEAniggers are a pest
>>529868693You say this every time
Do people still cosplay as fgo servants?
>>529868581>mrsYou mean Mister Michael Obama
>>529868825Okay but this time for real
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
WILD ALBERT SPOTTED IN THE EXPO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKbLPzQL8YU [Open]
>>529868838No, it's all Hoyoslop these days
>>529868838no, they all cosplay as [insert current relevant gacha] characters nowadays. sad!
>>529868838you can look at the cosplay photos they posted yourself
Assuming you could pull it off, who would you cosplay as?
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>>529868510Wew 70 mana prisms, what a load of garbage. No wonder why I didn't bother.
>>529869205Goredolf or Caesar
>>529869205>Assuming you could pull it off, who would you cosplay as?Gilchad so I could have an orgy with hot cosplayers
>>529868636>Each year we just see more and more fans>We have to, y'know, increase our BOOTH size so we can even accommodate everyoneALIVE GAME
FGO STILL ON TOP
>>529869205Hektor would probably be a pretty easy one
>>529869205Hector I guess? That seems like it would take the least effort
>>529868257How is Albert so hopeless when it comes to articulating himself?
>>529869232What do those ticket things do? I'm pretty sure the reward for clearing all the quests was something.
>>529869205Tristan my man
>>529869863High Queen Toegan
>>529869906Mom thats a lot of shrimp, corn, and chicken.
The card shop should be open now, which servant CEs are you going to get?
>>529870602haha guda being a faggot is indeed funny and accurate
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just give me the fucking content you faggot devs
>>529870602Good thing there's a watermark, making your attempt to steal this gem fruitless.
Where do I find a femMerlin gf irl?
>>529870602Lady A never even called you young master. What the fuck is this ooc niggerslop?
>>529871061I just got it off google. I aint stealing shit. Retard.
>>529870602I don't get it. This isn't particularly funny, but it would have been at least almost funny and approaching a punch line if there wasn't that third panel. How can someone have so little a sense of humor
>>529871061Thank god he remembered to watermark a comic that copies a movie using art from a game in photoshop that he definitely paid for.
Did you know:
Did you know femMerlin's hair used to be black, but one strand turns white for every gallon of cum she absorbs?
>>529871252I don't find it funny either. I was being sarcastic when I said that when I posted it.
>>529871439>when I posted it.Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
If you already know it's not funny, then don't post it.
>>529871439I didn't even read what you said. Some subhuman digging mediocre comics from reddit or whatever is even less interesting that the comic itself, but a level of poor comic instinct seemed worth acknowledging
>>529868257We freaking made it bros. FGO status? Alive and even on american TV news!
>>529868257>>529868874why didn't Albert go in his cosplay?
>>529871695but alterchads promiosed me EoS.....
>>529871638But we can all make fun of it together. Don't be such a stick in the mud anon.
>>529870769>5th JulyUh oh
>>529871782delete this pls
Imagine a holy Grail War with this lineup:
Saber: David (Adult) wielding the sword of David, also known as the sword of prophets
Archer: Rama
Lancer: Scathach (assume she doesn't want to die)
Rider: Charlemagne with a perfect fusion of his ideal and historial selves, wielding the true form of Joyseus, which is the archetype of all magical swords
Caster: Morgan (who cheats and uses magic to summon a saber version of King Arthur to fight for her)
Assassin: Stheno (using her conceptual magic to forcefully bind men to her will)
Berserker: Cรบ Chulainn with his Warp Spasms
Would it be kino?
>>529871782I thought the Chinese can't show Winny the Pooh
>>529871674>mediocreDid you make it? Are you u/blurry_picture _of_kotarou?
>>529872102So that's why Medbposters are only sometimes here
>>529871963>Would it be kino?Depend on the author. No matter who are the participants, if the writer is googoogaagaa hawk cries in the distance foufoufoooou, it'll be shit.
>>529871439>I don't find it funny eitherThen don't fucking post that shit, you retard. This kind of attitude is why communities turn to shits.
>>529871963It's mostly cool, but the presence of Rama brings anything down, so he should be killed off as soon as possible.
Also, besides maybe Cu, the lineup feels a little sterile. There should be someone more unhinged like Sawney Bean or something.
>>529872487Bruh I don't think our generals can get much lower.
IMPORTANT NEWS!
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>>529872605I'll be sure to waste mats to hear something only through a menu in a game on my phone instead of just looking for it online
>>529868257Why are there so many SEAbros?
>>529871439You should have picked an /alter/ approved one like the "Stop eating my cake" comic or a Rednal.
>>529872737That's what the anime audience looks like
>>529872605I feel like there's been a bunch of cool soundtracks added during this period. Too bad that with Class Score and my current servant material demand I won't be able to spend mats on tracks for the time being.
>>529872825I just wanted to talk shit and mock redditors. Excuse me sir.
>>529872939Just fuck off. Retards obsessing over reddit is just as bad as redditors themselves being retarded. Stop trying to bring their shit over here.
>>529872530>It's mostly cool, but the presence of Rama brings anything downHow come?
>>529873129You sound like you're a sad angry individual. I suggest therapy.
>>529873323>Muh Sita >Muh bananas
>>529873650Fair enough. Who would you swap Rama for in the archer role?
>>529873516He's just like me...
>>529873650>emotionless big tiddie servantDoes this exist?
>>529870675>could be drinking and laying mad pipe to all his horny servants>he refuses toGuda is a fucking loser, self insert character my ass.
>38 AP
>getting really sleepy
only ten more minutes... can't let that AP go to waste...
>>529874385Use a bronze apple
>>529866498A dragon, she makes Baobhan Sith into Baobhan of the lake
>>529873129>just as badIt is them. It's when someone from there comes here to shitpost
