Thread 529833401

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>>(JP)
>Banners:
>6/25 (Wed) After Maint – 7/9 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
Yukari (Swimsuit) (3*)
Kikyou (Swimsuit) (3*), Renge (Swimsuit) (2*)

>News:
4.5 Anniversary Website: https://4th-half-anniversary.bluearchive.jp
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/562
>Events:
A Flower Blooms Among The Hundred: Honorable Sea Showdown – 6/25 (Wed) After Maint – 7/9 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:
Total Assault: Goz (Indoor) – 7/2 (Wed) 11:00 – 7/9 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 6/26 (Thu) 11:00 – 7/22 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)
2x Hard – 7/2 (Wed) 4:00 – 7/9 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Account EXP – 7/5 (Sat) 4:00 – 7/7 (Mon) 3:59 (JST)
2x Normal – 7/9 (Mon) 4:00 – 7/16 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)

>>(GLOBAL)
>Banners:
>7/1 (Tue) 2:00 – 7/8 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Aris (Maid) (3* – Rerun)
Toki (Bunny) (3* – Rerun)
Momoi (Maid) (3* – Rerun)
Midori (Maid) (3* – Rerun)

>News:
PC client launch: 7/4 (Fri) 1:00 (UTC)
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=2982566
Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/07/update
>Events:
100-Free Recruitment Event – 7/8 (Tue) After Maint – 7/15 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 6/24 (Tue) After Maint – 7/8 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:
Grand Assault: Kaiten (Urban – Torment w/Light Armor) – 7/1 (Tue) 2:00 – 7/7 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Heavy Armor) – 6/11 (Wed) 2:00 – 7/7 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard – 6/30 (Mon) 19:00 – 7/7 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
3x Bounty/Lesson – 7/7 (Mon) 19:00 – 7/14 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 7/11 (Fri) 19:00 – 7/13 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
3x Normal – 7/14 (Mon) 19:00 – 7/18 (Fri) 18:59 (UTC)
3x Hard – 7/18 (Fri) 19:00 – 7/21 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)

Don't forget to pat your students, bag

>>529833401 (OP)
tits too big

I have my redman pics ready to spam when your game flops

>>529833489
But my students forget to pat me.

3 hours until Linuxfags either doom or hope

>we
>our
>us
Nobody will ever like Kaiten faggots.

>>529833489
Students that would let me headpat them with my dick?

Ren-chon

/bag/, what do you like the most about the BA community?

>>529833401 (OP)
>off-model trash
as expected of these hours

>>529833567
Nonsense
>>529833596
Why are you like this?
>>529833618
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Characters

>>529833694
I expect a formal apology from your bitch ass when the summer event shows that Nagi-chan is packing DDs

>>529833532
>brownman
Ftfy

>Your waifu in BA
>Your waifu in your previous gacha

>>529833656
specifically this guy
he is BA incarnate

>>529833532
same. here's my redman pic

>theres people here that are too ashamed to appear online while playing blue archive on their steam friend list
>they will turn ghosting mode ON whenever they play the game

Why are you ashamed sensei??

as long as /bag/ doesn't fall into shit like /vn/ then I'm happy

>>529833532
I bet you're more brown than him, Ahmad

>>529833656
nothing its all fucken dudes

>>529833656
bag

>>529833656
Anti yuri
Pro het
Believes in the happy end regardless how bleak the future looks. Unfortunately we can't save them all, I still think about the Harukafag who an hero'd

>>529833834
That looks like a based and chill guy

it's been like a year since i played, i dropped it right around dress hina coming out. i'm coming back for seia and the steam release though.

can someone link me to a daily/weekly "task" list so i know what i should be focusing on? i forget what to do.

>>529833596
you should commit self deletion

>>529833880
>they will turn ghosting mode ON whenever they play the game
Just mark the game as private?

>>529833880
you know you can mark the game as private right you don't need to do any of that shit

>>529833880
>Why are you ashamed

>>529833656
the rio, asuna, kisaki and hanako agp anons

>>529831331
oh they're showing off the sHanako figgie? looks like preorders are opening soon then
someone needs to confirm the panty situation, I don't know if I want to buy this one or the GSC one

>>529833821
Hina
Laffey

>>529834031
You literally have a daily and weekly task list in the game

>>529833532
Why do SEAniggers love him so much? Is it because he has a small dick like them?

>>529833753
That's not him. It's some other "tourist" pretending to be yogurtanon, and you can guess where he's from

>>529833834
He looks like he mains a tank

5-10k concurrent players imminent...

Jumby my beloved...

>>529834031
Is it not in the OP?

>>529834190
does playing the game private even contribute to numberfaggotry

Please always remember that Jesus loves you.

what do >we think of the yostar clone?
they are trying hard but they don't get it at all, 2 MCs, they talk openly and shit and it is even tamer than BA

>>529833953
lmao

Is realistic to expect around 30000 players as the peak?

>>529834312
I saw a male mob and my interest dropped.

>>529834289
https://steamdb.info/faq/
>Does profile privacy affect concurrent player counts?

>No, the concurrent player counts are returned by the Steam API directly, thus are not affected by privacy settings and they are exact numbers, not estimations.

>Private games feature also does not affect this.

Ok baxisters please tell me all I have to know to be ready for when the pc port drops, are there any code or pre registration shit or anything?

>>529834302
Amen

>>529834031
wtf are you talking about

>>529834397
You don't need anything.

/bag/, will you leave BA running in the background once the Steam version comes out?

>>529834312
it feels like a bastard child of dragalia lost and blue archive while ignoring what made those games good

>>529834365
no way in hell

>>529834204
Yes, but I want to be spoonfed. Please spoonfeed me now

>>529834365
I really don't think it will be more than 20k concurrent, it's just a port.

>>529834365
It's a port of a 4yo game where the dailies take less than 20 minutes, and we're in the middle of a dead week. Veterans aren't gonna be in-game for long
If it gets over 10k I'll be shocked

>>529833610
YOU LOST
WERE DEFEATED
DESTROYED YOU DUMB FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT
HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN
Not only were you humiliated in front of everyone on Kivotos but I'm fucking your biggest fan. That's right, every night I get to go balls deep in her and empty my sack while your merch watches me. I'm tired of some cuck chair sitting walking feather shit show such disrespect to Kaiten. Have you seen the merch numbers you little bitch? They take a massive shit on anything Peroro merch could ever hope you achieve breaking previous records and setting new ones. If I ever catch you speaking ill of Kaiten expect a Peroro merch store to be greeted by a new fan, her name is Haruka and she has an explosive personality.

>>529834378
And is a nigger too

>>529834497
no

>>529834365
i dont know because of the delay it is being almost shadow dropped, it hasn't spread the word that much

and there are lots of people deep in horse pussy rn

coom in doom
rope in hope
good night /bag/

>>529834312
It's been 6 months since they announced it and they can't hit their marks still..

>>529834312
have you considered that it has an entirely different target audience?

>>529834397
Real event starts the 7 so just chill, level up and read the main story

Most important thing to remember is that 1 ap spend = 1 EXP so don't worry about spending ap in low level missions.

>>529834497
I do it already with my emulator

>>529834646
gn

>>529834497
If it runs well

>>529834506
overall
>finish all missions
>do raid/drill when it's up
>farm event if it's up
>farm whatever's 2x if event is not up or you're done with event
>read the fucking story
daily
>do the daily missions and your pvp torture chamber
>set alarm for every 3 hours to headpat your precious students in the cafe

>>529834582
Peroro didn't lose he just gave victory to Kaiten.

>>529834312
From the little gameplay I've seen it doesn't really seem like BA. I'm gonna try it out, and I hope it's generous to freeplayers
This >>529834378 is concerning however

>>529834397
look up for AP saving strats because we gonna get 3x triple experience weekends in July

>>529834879
Don't pretend like this general wasn't a FGO/Genshin colony when it started

Listen /bag/, I had an idea

What if Blue Archive introduces "training quests" where you help your student train in gym uniforms and burumas
And these daily training quests take 3 hours per day on average

That way, we can compete with the horse game and increase the steam numbers

>>529835015
Does the training include sex

>>529834378
>>529834612
Together with the beta looking mc, the game seems really like NTRbait

>>529834680
no? they are literally copying BA color palette and l2d to the T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs40AGfEv60
and it is the second time they park their booth next to the BA one

>>529834905
Is that what you tell yourself every night before you cry yourself to sleep?

Wakamo is FAT

>>529835015
Nigga don't break my comfy 10 minutes a day game

>>529834497
No. Bills don't pay themselves

>>529834647
>8 million
They're asking for too much. Usually it's only 1m preregs.

>>529835054
Implicit by moans, off screen heavy breathing, and sweaty bodies, but not directly showcased

>>529835121
Delete this.

>>529835205
why

>>529835123
Be respectful, she's pregnant with my child

Hey tourist here

So, which girl in this game could just jump and rape the MC if she wanted?
Because I'm hard into that shit.

>>529835395
Yes.

>>529834365
considering we shat on umamusume's wishlist numbers with much less of a headstart, we're at least beating them, and probably Persona too come weekend

>>529835395
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Characters

>>529835395
All of them unironically.

>>529835292
you havent gotten fucked by arona yet?
i had to go to spark 3 times in a row till pajama yuuka

>>529834976
This is the KanColle retirement home

>>529835395
>So, which girl in this game could just jump and rape the MC if she wanted?
All of them.

>>529835395
...

Is Asuna still considered "tourist core"?

time to take a nap

/bag/, is Peroro still your favorite member of Momo Friends?

>>529834976
>excuses

>>529835632
Asuna, Toki and Rio are the trifecta of secondaries

>>529835739
I think Momo friends SUCKS

>>529835395
The only girl that is an actual rapist is Akane
Nobody cares about her milf ass tho

>>529835739
Never was. Wavecat forever.

>>529835632
Yes. And always will be.

can someone explain what this image means

>>529835739
Is there an image with all of them with their names?

>>529835578
true

[spoielr] I'm the only one making a fresh new account to imitate the new player experience on Steam? I'm just feeling very hyped and login into my normal account is not as exciting [spoielr]

>>529835395
Mika has a bigger cock than you

>>529835978
Yes

>>529836001
>[spoielr]
>twice

>>529836001
That's a terrible attempt for a spoiler, but for your question I think it would only really make sense if you were playing on JP before

>>529836001
>doble fail
damn

>>529836069
We stan skull man here

>>529836001
Sounds gay, why would you do that right before Seiafest

I know BA doesn't have any male units but do y'all have any traps/canon futas?

Or who is the fanom futa of the fandom? By that I mean the one who always gets draw with a cock like Soraka in league.

>>529836001
>spoielr

>>529836210
kill yourself

>>529834965
I think he knows, Koharu

>>529836210
Kill yourself

Post "that" image

>>529836069
Pinky Paca looks cool

>>529836210
Kill yourself.

>>529836210
hoshino (futa) x yume
mika (futa) x nagisa

>>529836383
I can FEEL this image.

>>529836210
>Or who is the fanom futa of the fandom?

>>529836183
to taste the grooming experience and act like a newfag in ERPs

>>529836210
Kill yourself

>>529836210
>units
Stop talking about my precious students and kys

>>529836383
>>529836416
>>529836420
tummycord

>>529836383
>>529836416
>>529836420
Yup, this is /bag/

>>529836210
Kill yourself.

>>529835739
Fuck no. Big Brother all the way!

soon

>>529835908
I care. About her AND her ass.

>>529836416
>>529836420

>oh the loli game is finally on pc
>it don't have español translation
holy shit no wonder this games keeps flopping dude
how can you release a game globally and only have like 4 languages?

>>529835226
Yostar is banking too much on their brand to carry them. I don't know what makes them so confident. Their major successes (BA, AK, and AL) are all made by developers not under Yostar directly. Even then, Nexon, Manjuu, HG, etc. are all making gacha games outside of Yostar now.

>>529836617
Mine is safe

I love it when students have horny teenage thoughts about their teacher

My canon wife Fuuka...

>>529836416
Neru sex

>>529836383
>>529836416
Need flatter stomachs

>>529836383
/bag/core image

Now that we are on Steam what DLCs would you want to see?

Hop in.

>>529836478
This is such a good design and I hate it

>>529836680
That is not Mine. That is Kisaki and Hina.

>>529836713
We know sensei

>steam client releases
>thread quality INSTANTLY nosedives

>the only adult human male is Sensei

>yet books that depict adult human males having sex with Students exists

>and these books predate Sensei arriving to Kivotos

???

??????

>>529836416
Hold on...

>>529836626
weird how espanol monkeys won't learn any languages but their own yet still consume the most porn and wank all day

>>529836749
Fuck DLCs, what mods are we gonna get?

>>529835395
Its a game about super human divine children, and their vulnerable human sensei who guides them, and teaches them lessons. Every student can and will do whatever they want to sensei.

Soon

>frogpost
>braindead retarded spic opinion with terrible grammar
learn mandarin and english, paco

Honestly I'm just glad I can buy things from Steam directly

It's such a fucking pain in the ass to pay in the playstore, my phones has a heart attack after each transaction

>>529836210
This game isn't for you

>>529833656
The racism

>>529837101
>doesn't mention pedo posting

>>529836967
have you considered the real life existence of porn depicting
>furries
>elves
>orcs
>dragons
>tentacle monsters
or any of the hundreds of other types of mythical creatures that don't exist in our world?

>>529836967
He was propheted by Seia to come to this world.

>>529835739
I'm a Wavecat person.

Brace for numberfags spam today

>>529837425
thats head cannon

Hey /bag/, new player here. Saw this girl on Twitter and installed the game. Can I get a QRD?

>>529835996
>quit in 2017
>came back in 2020 to remodel my wife
I'm still proud of having raised her luck to +50

>>529837539
no one tell him

>>529837539
She's gonna be the anniversary student

>Why aren't there traps/futa/males in this game
>Here's something out of context, this proves there are billions of males in the game just offscreen and your students all have boyfriends
>Why aren't there male units??
>This game needs more traps, more men.

It really is too obvious

>>529837539
Non-playable villain

>he is called Sensei / Teacher
>he is barely 20 years old

Rio and Asuna looks older than this dude wtf

>>529837708
Imagine if /vg/ had ids

Reminder that:

>Momoi is not racist
>Yuuka is not fat
>Ui is not stinky
>Mari is pure
>Shizuko is not an anal queen
>Sensei has rights, and his students respect him

>>529836069
first time i see or heard of big brother and mr nicolai

>>529837805
Youngest teacher I've ever seen was 22

soon

>>529837838
>Sensei has rights
Lol
Lmao
Rofl

I am touring your game and if it's shit I am dropping it

>>529837838
>true but she should because she's just walmart hifumi
>true
>false
>lol
>false
>LMAO

>>529837539
That's Terror (You) from another timeline before acquiring the Chroma eye (powered by Eligma, not the Chasm mystic)

>>529837708
8 doesn't have this problem, they're actually moderated

>no preload
Lame

>>529837805
anime sensei isn't canon
none of sensei depictions other than doodle sensei are
I like the dead inside sensei from the PS68 manga the most myself but bodybuilder sensei from the GDC manga is fine too.

Good fem Sensei content is so hard to come by. So much is futa sensei trash or futa student trash. Or they make Sensei look younger than the students.

>>529837838
>>Sensei has rights, and his students respect him

Reisa be like:
>Pooping in the toilet makes me happy𝅘𝅥𝅮
>Pooping in the toilet makes me happy𝅘𝅥𝅮
>Pooping in the toilet makes me happy𝅘𝅥𝅮

You signed the marriage certificate, right?

>>529838190
>tfw rarely poop because of health issues
cherish your ability to cum 5 times a day guys... I enjoyed it too while it lasted

>>529834910
Some people the gameplay is similar to Hades

Sensei has crabs.

>>529837838
Heh

>>529838484
imagine if this happened

>>529838484
JUNKO NOOOO

>blue archive steam
>includes KERNEL anti cheat

I'm not installing it anymore....

>>529837805
Makes his relationships with his students less weird because of the much smaller age gap but simultaneously still weird because he isn't much older than the oldest student, yet there is a big difference in power dynamic.

>>529838403
For me, it's Arizona half & half lemonade tea

>>529838484
stop that

>>529834365
Isn't this the launch of Uma EN? BA EN has been out forever, no way we go that high

>>529838639
Kek

>>529838639
>that twitch
That's the stuff

>>529837823
>making post after post without noticing the ID even after someone else posted in-between
This is why pattern recognition is important

>>529838148
After reading this manga, I came to the realization that complaining about anime sensei is retarded. He literally just came to kivotos. He doesn't know the constant allnighters and work suffering. Of course he's got a babyface. His evolution into the depiction in PS68 is very natural after a few months.

>>529838639
start doing THIS

>>529833532
My brother, is this all your game amounts to? Acting smug despite the constant drought of content, the lack of updates, the consistently bad characters and writing you get on a rare month, as you drag yourself to open your game up to grind events, lamenting the fact that you started FGO to begin with as you are now suffering hard from cost sunk that hasn't paid off ever during your time playing that outdated piece of garbage?
Is this all your life amounts to? There's been greener grass for over years and you refused to jump ship, this is why you keep coming here, because you find BA more interesting than FGO and you can't allow yourself to think that, no, you have to come here to cope with your choices.
FGOfags are really the lowest of subhumans.

I'm gonna sleep
I will not help anyone
I will laugh at all the new players
good luck.

>>529838404
Hades1 was fun, but I don't know if I'd play it on mobile

>>529838718
100% guarantee you we're going to shit on them at least in term of peak players

Why are we glowing?

>>529838639
I'm calling an adult

>>529838885
>Average lolishit
>Glowing
How new

old man ass

>>529838818
>Acting smug despite the constant drought of content, the lack of updates, the consistently bad characters and writing you get on a rare month
your most hype moments is an average LB for us

>>529838148
For me sensei is a giant muscular grandpa with magnificent full facial hair (white) and long beard

>>529838967
Students go crazy for it.

>>529838818
Why are you unironically replying to the small dick spammer

>>529838973
How would you know?

https://x.com/sekken4582/status/1940769411075658180
Where is this footage from? The Anime EXPO? I still had a sliver of hope that they would not fuck up Seia's global release in the end, but of course they just HAD to do it... Years of waiting only to get this bullshit, amazing

beetlezoos.

Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
Oh, please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand
You'll let me hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feelin' that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide
Yeah, you got that somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feelin' that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide
Yeah, you got that somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I feel that somethin'
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand

>>529838973
Post your FGO account. I can post mine if you do
Or is there a reason you can't? You're not actually a hoyotroon in disguise, are you?

>>529839029
Cherino?

>>529838973
>your most hype moments is an average LB for us
Sadly for you I played FGO and I know you are full of crap, and we don't wait months or even years on end for our hypest moments lmao.

>>529839110
change her back

>>529839101
You had 4 years to learn JP.

>>529839208
Especially Cherino

>>529834365
Except something like 100K players or more, screenshot this

hi /bag/gots, I promised my friend I would play this if it ever released on steam
any tips for a newbab that arent on the newbab guide?

>>529838148
I always had the impression that he would look perpetually tired and quite possibly unshaven at times with how much he seems to work and how little sleep he gets. Probably has permanent dark circles under his eyes.

Makes me wonder though, what exactly does he do that keeps him so busy?

>>529839287
Oh trust me, if I could just migrate my account to JP, I would do it immediately

>>529838885
Glowing by directing anons to sukebei and giving them the appropriate key words or linking Kitty Jung videos (she's legal) before she got those tattoos?

>>529839103
Beetlezoos

we have more hype moments and aura than you

>>529839348
Roll for who you like, this game isn't competitive enough to justify rerolling for meta

>>529839101
We already did this drama months ago

>>529838881
No way, only NA will be opening the game and most people will spend maybe 20 minutes in the game since they're veterans with nothing to do besides dailies. Plus we're in a dead week.
MAYBE once the anniversary drops we'll see a higher peak, but until then, I seriously doubt it even if we hit the epic 100k wishlists

BA should not have """hype moments"""
Vol 3 was an anomaly and Vol F was a repurposed EoS story event

Shrine 7(?) from retard club fan

Where are the pubes?

What I do

>>529839348
The guide says that upgrade stones are not worth buying them from the shop but they definitely are

>>529838973
No the fuck it's not you lying fag.

>>529839348
just have fun
>>529839536
not for a newfag

>>529839494
I see these kinds of spreads all time and notice that often times they buy multiples of the same piece of merch. Is there a reason for this?

>The falseflagger doesn't even play the game he's shilling
What is this mega mental illness

>>529833401 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

Shrine 8 with soulful Nagisa memolobby drawing in the link - https://x.com/Seiya_023/status/1940887304551501855

>>529837805
not canon

>>529839668
Where do you think you are? This place is full of ill faggots

>>529836967
Male robots and animal people exist, it's not really a stretch for someone to be like "what if there was a male but they were human like us" and they made this book.

>>529839348
read the story
if you don't like vol 1 and the momotalks i don't think there's a reason to keep going

>>529839668
It's called being a secondary and they exist in every fandom.

>>529839208
Cherino (true form)

>>529839536
I doubt it says that. There's not really a way to get orbs other than the shop. I bet it says reports aren't worth it, and they aren't.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>game gets mainstream release
>thread goes to shit
Death to normaltroons

>>529839746
>t. tourist

>>529839634
Buying multiple copies of anything is a way of showing both demand and support for a product or character.

>>529839906
>>529839908
I'll take these ones

>>529839931
It is incomparably better than a month ago or two months ago.
Which makes me think you have an agenda.

>>529839789
>if you don't like vol 1 and the momotalks i don't think there's a reason to keep going
is the game boring? is this a limbus situation where if you dont care about the story you are wasting time?

>>529840071
f-for what?

Ako will be violently and brutally raped by Pan-chan and her tentacles in about 30 days btw.

1 hour to go

We either become gacha GODS or we become a joke

>>529839480
are you retarded or something? we hit above top 150 wishlist rank by now
by the time we were already top 200 umamusume didn't even break top 500 even though they were on steam way longer than BA, see picture
we have fucking 33k FOLLOWS alone and no one fucking follows anything on steam, there are top 10 wishlisted games with barely 60k follows
we 100% smashed the wishlist milestone when they said we did, there would have been no reason for them to announce it so quickly instead of milking it for a few days
at least get your facts right if you want to be a retarded doomer shitstirrer

>>529839536
wrong.
it has always said that you should buy the orbs if you need them. It's 2 million credits a day if you buy all orbs, are you seriously telling a new player to do that

the only thing it has always said is that the XP reports are hot shit. I've slowly been warming up to them, but I still maintain that they are shit.

>>529839101
Might I kindly inquire as to the precise provenance of this particular audiovisual material? Is it, perchance, sourced from the esteemed gathering known as Anime Expo, that hallowed congregation of otaku kindred spirits and creative industry titans alike?
You see, I find myself—alas, most reluctantly—drawn once again into the weary cycle of expectation and disenchantment, a cycle whose cruel grip I had naively hoped to evade this time. For though I clung to the faintest ember of hope—a flickering, fragile shard of optimism—that the global release of Seia might yet emerge unscathed, dignified, and worthy of the years of fervent anticipation that so many of us have invested...

>>529840120
Dead /bag/ was way better

>>529840161
yeah the chibi gameplay is xcom for disabled retards and most of the reason people stick with the game is because they like the vibe and characters

>>529839906
a post with a literal baby crying has been more enjoyable to read than half of the posts in this thread

>>529836967
Knowledge of human males likely always existed, but they were probably viewed the same way Europeans viewed the Japanese in the prior to the 1800's, which is to say as a mysterious people that they will never personally encounter. Men exist, just in some place so unfathomably far away that they may as well be mythical creatures.

>>529840504
REWORD THAT SENTENCE NOW

>>529840310
Hmmmmmmmmm, i could have sworn it said no a year ago

>>529840504
No one's forcing you to read them.

>>529840707
always.
source: rentry.org/newbaguide

ordering koharu and haruka for the night

>>529836967
Why does this bait get (you)s every single thread

>>529840403
Go back

>open catalog
>see >>529840107
cool I guess

>>529840245
Uma has the distinct advantage of being able to show up on steam to other people since it doesn't have the nudity tag, however, and it arguably has better growth potential because a bunch of normalfags streamers are picking it up (in fact, it reached a new all-time peak yesterday because of just that)
There's also the fact that it got delayed with is unquestionably a splash of cold water, it took people's eyes off the game for some time. And, again, most people won't spend a lot of time in-game because dailies take so little time, many will have left before they register on the charts
Maybe if gooks and SEAnigs are awake in time it'll look good but I'm just keeping my expectations low

>>529838773
it's not really about looking tired, anime sensei is just too cutesy, maybe if he had sharper facial features, or like a big hat or some bandages idk

>>529840383
this seia was cuter

>>529840748
retard

>>529840790
its too big and doesn't even fit inside, take it out before you hurt her

>>529840818
What's so baity about discussing the lore implications of such an item?

>>529840929
I'm telling you. 3 months of that horrible lifestyle and anime sensei will look like manga sensei.

>>529840790
bro?

>>529841005
Am I wrong?

>>529840928
the literal only reason anyone in the west gives half a fuck about umamusume is because they literally threw an insane amount of money at normie streamers, they had to have marketing budget comparable with what mihomo spends on launches of their gacha
they wouldn't be breaking 10k on steam without that(and within 3 months they won't)

New player here, i'm very smart and thus i'm only attracted to girls with an high intelligence, which student is for me?

>>529840416
>gameplay is xcom
nice
>for disabled retards
fuck

is there at least some hardmode or hardstages coming in the future? good characters do make for a decent grip on a mid game but challenges are my sauce
this might be a werid question, but does it have "depth"? I don't want to diss the game on a bad/slow start and miss on kino future stuff, or at least be prepared for a what you see is what you get characters/story

test
attaching karin drawing I made
submit

IBUKI WAS A MISTAKE

>>529841263
Now you're just objectively wrong, Uma had an anime airing this season which was extremely well-received and some of those streamers weren't even paid to do it, their chat pressured them to

>>529841436
soul

>>529841436
Now you will have to submit a drawing for the aggie

>>529839101
The Japanese Seia is the one they fucked up.

farewell, LDPlayer

>>529841464
>some of those streamers weren't even paid to do it
boy do I have a bridge to sell you
(well with the exception of Northerlion, that bald fuck probably genuinely thought it'd be funny)

>>529841436
Nice drawing.

>>529841598
I almost wish that was her default look. Her hair looks nice like that.

>>529841648
Are KFC chicken sandwiches any good? I've only tried the Popeye's one and they're alright.

>>529838818
Why the fuck are you replying to the most obvious fucking bait possible?

>>529841254
>eating a sandwich in the park
>500 immigrants swarm in
>shit on the slide
>piss on the sandwich
>YOU DONT NEED TO BE HERE NO ONES FORCING YOU
kill yourself

Reminder Steam players: DO NOT CLOSE THE GAME AFTER COMPLETING YOUR DAILIES.
We need our game to have more concurrent players than other gachas.

>>529841751
double down my beloved....

>>529841395
it does but that's up to you to decide if you like it or not, ultimately BA is a story/character driven game

>>529836069
Zoos and Foom should just make their own club dedicated to collecting Momo Friends...

or maybe you should drop your tribal mentality

>>529841685
I am a ponytail enjoyer but hair down is not bad sometimes

>>529841443
the mistake was not making more ibukis

>>529841751
KFC is only good outside of the USA don't bother unless you have a miracle location that actually has employees and a franchise owner that take care of the place

>>529841395
Raids have different difficulties, and there's a mode called final restriction release for sweaty tryhards

>>529841529
jokes on you I've already done stuff in there
I was on art block during the last one sorry

>>529841927
Pina is very cute in fanart, but her ingame sprite sucks

>>529841395
some bosses can be fun with the appropriate characters
The problem is that you need them or else they are a slog at best or unbeatable at worst

>>529841879
>>529842069
thanks for the info anons, I will give it a fair chance
might we call eachother a retardniggerfaggot in the future

>>529841751
KFC is fucking ass and extremely inconsistent in between any two franchisees you cant honestly expect anybody to answer that

>>529841464
>>529841634
also
>Uma had an anime airing this season which was extremely well-received
that no one other than umamusume fans fucking watched which is why it scored highly
I got curious so I checked MAL(yes I know, but decent source for normie trends) and it's the 34th most watched anime of the spring season
that fucking cute girls doing cute things show about action cameras of all things had more members watching it
even fucking Anne of Green Gables anime beat it
tl;dr
go back to your general and start learning Japanese, global umamusume is EOSing within a year

>>529841648
oh shit that is so cute
literally what every kid wants

>>529841980
>>529842272
I'm glad I don't go then.

>>529842228
What? I love her smug face in her sprite and I'm mad her Guide alt doesn't have it

>>529841789
What kind of retarded comparison is this?
Is /bag/ outside or something?
Are you currently surrounded by people right now?
Are you at gunpoint forced to read 4chan shitpost or something?

/bag/, if you had to sum up Blue Archive with one image, which one would it be?

>>529842085
sovl

>>529842513
The one you posted

>>529842228
I wish she her base form had the sharper eyes that her alt has.

>>529842513
some spreadsheet with cunnies pasted in it

any Shigure with big bazoongas after the artbook reveal?

Birthday girl fap:
https://exhentai.org/g/3197527/9a021385e5/
Last book of the 4-part Nagi-chan series.

>>529842425
I was thinking more about the thick, long neck. The tits that look like they've been bolted-on, and her torso that seems too long.

>>529841634
That was a kino stream, it made me want to get into horse gambling. Funny bald unc really can yap anything to look good
I know it's frowned on, but seeing a streamer play something you like for the first time is really magical. When Lacari played BA I had a lot of fun, so I'm hoping the steam release might make a funny streamer try out BA

STEAM SOON

Arona? Where is my celebratory 10 ticket?

>>529842864
The most you'll get is some Phase Connect vtuber or some shit, nobody else is gonna touch the game

>>529843062
we have fallen

>tfw Volume 1 filters people
I personally almost dropped the game since I only considered it an autobattler and was going to write it off if not for the music. Glad I managed to stick with it until at least PS68 shows up

Thoughts on Nexon running the Decagrammaton chapter and the camp event rerun at the same time, resulting in five banners all running during the same period?

I'll never understand streamerfaggotry
>YOOOO THIS GUY IS ENJOYING THE GAME LET'S GOOOOO
...Wouldn't you rather play it yourself?

>>529843220
so long as the camping event is still 2 weeks long for the ligma farm I'm happy

>>529843220
What site is this?

Blue Archive is no longer Adult Only on Steam

>>529843220
> all skip tier other than C.Hare
I only care about eligma farming.

>>529843219
>Having to endure another wave of vol 1 hate

>>529843220
Fine with me.

>>529843226
you play a gacha stop pretending to have standards

>>529843321
read the OP

>>529843321
Nevermind I'm retarded.

>>529843470
You watch people play it, that's far worse

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

>>529843390
That warning did more harm than good

>>529843390
CENSORSHIP CONFIRMED

>>529843226
A few reasons

1. People want to watch other people entertain them with specific reactions they're looking for
2. People want a para social friend to enjoy entertainment that they also enjoy
3. People like background noise and having streamer reacting in the background gives them something other than music to listen to

what did I miss? went away for 2 days to go see the folks

>>529843779
ibukiposter was arrested

>>529843779
I came inside Saki

>>529843390
Now I have to worry it'll be censored, goddammit

>>529843619
Prove it.

>>529843779
Steam release in an hour and 30.

>>529843390
Hmmm... concerning

>>529843226
I watch Aris play dogshit games I would never touch like Kojima's Peach on the Beach.

uniform neru, weakest FES student?

>>529843779
I died and rose again.

>>529843220
I am fine with it as long as that pissy pyroxene pilferer Plaprona recompenses us for the lost time

lol
https://steamdb.info/app/3557620/history/

rape the seia

>>529841760
I am afflicted with boredom

>>529844050
Did they ban china or remove china from banned countries?
Because if they banned china it's actually over for le numbers

(we) have to take a stance regarding the newfags that will flood this place in 20 minutes

are we gonna be rude or kind?

>>529843836
What did that glowie fuck do this time?

Guys I dont think I remember what my password is for my BA account.
How will I sign in on steam?

sex the retard aru

>>529843226
again, it's a social thing

anything you or i don't understand
being watching streamers or playing scam games on release/preordering (or social media as a more common example) you can attribute it to social faggotry
normalfags need to create experiences with their normalfriends and they do so that way

I just fucking hope account linking isn't cancer like every other gacha, this is the annoying part of syncing shit I hate about mobile games

>>529843405
Why does it filter so many people

>>529844184
China was banned since Day 1 of the steam page going up
They're allowed now as of 20 minutes ago

Thank goodness the chinks won’t be able to p—

>>529844192
kind, i need more newcuties to feel better about how bricked i am

>>529837074
We have a chance against Himari.

>>529844219
New account

>>529844050
100k concurrent players minimum, screenshot this post.

Post the count

>>529841395
Gameplay is basically a one handed drag & drop skills to enemies or students, it's not hard

>>529844050
Raidbros...........

>>529844192
How many people do you think playing on Steam are going to be completely new people and not just people who already play but either want to play on something bigger than their phone or swap off an emulator?

>>529844050
why germany still banned

what if the servers go to shit because of the large influx of players
maybe i should do my raids now

>>529844192
Rude.
Omega fast /bag/ is shit.

>>529844050
Wait so what happens to their own version of the game?

Valve: You can keep naked loli Aris if you keep it adult only
BA: OK
BA: *Removes tag one hour prior to release*

Better hope Steam doesn't notice or it's gonna get completely cancelled.

Extra characters:
Student Council president, Sumomo, Haine, Yume, Chiaki, Rei, Reijo, Kai, Nagusa, Shuro, Kokuriko, Yakumo, Takane, D.Makoto, D.Ibuki, Maid Momoi, Maid Midori, Box Yuzu, Camp Chihiro, Camp Maki, Winter Himari, JC Yukari, Miko Yukari, S.Moe, Thief Akira, Kurumi, Otogi, Battle Kurumi, Battle Otogi, Uniform Kurumi, Uniform Otogi, Uniform Niko
NPC:
Bunch of mobs, stage enemies, monsters, ARATA

What is this Arata bullying? Why make that distinction?

>>529843062
Arona and Plana are basically vtubers played by your tablet's OS

>>529844502
It's a country notorious for their hatred of fun.

>>529844498
a good bunch of niggers from /v/ sing about never playing in a phone but will jump at anything in steam

>it's not hard
yo my account is years old an im still cockblocked by Torment
>limit break
what the fuck

>>529844184
what >>529844286 said but it wouldn't change anything they're used to having to play shit through VPN anyway

>>529844257
i don't understand how bad is it gonna get when it's just enter social platform account
>t. BA is the first and only gacha I played

>>529843226
I like watching people who are better than me play games I like
Mostly speedruns of old boomer shit like halo 2

>>529844257
Literally just enter email

>>529844617
>retarded zoomer can't the difference between an assistant (like Clippy) and a 3dpd whore masquerading as an anime girl

>>529844586
What? Where is this from?

>>529844617
good bait

Can I use the VPN to download the game from steam as well as all the data, then disconnect the VPN and play normally from that point on? Is it feasible? It worked for phone and I'm region blocked. Also if there's no VPN, will the game even appear on your steam account?

>>529844952
https://exhentai.org/g/3415765/32fe3a4662/

>>529843220
We already knew it was happening because there was no raid or anything running on JP that week

>>529844769
I'm terrible at competitive shooters so I'm impressed by anyone who has even halfway decent aim. Seeing people who are actually good at them is is practically like watching something scripted with how they can nail every single shot.

Is a 3-month gap between JP and Global good enough, or would you want them to reduce the gap even more?

◕◡◕

>>529845124
It would take 6 years for them to fully close the gap, most of bag would be 40 by then

>It's no longer Adult Only.
i
ITS SO OVER
'm gonna doom cope

>>529844617
>Arona and Plana are basically vtubers
(You)

>>529845234
Beatrice...

>>529844996
Maybe it would be best to ask this after the game releases on steam.

>>529843062
there's a cute vtuber that loves ba
she's something like a nurse?

>>529844617
A gookako poster was behind this post, is logic >>529844530
I'm noticing

>>529845001
Arata never ever. It's actually Aratover.

>>529845124
Parity would be best but at 3 months it's not that big of a deal

>>529845318
Makoto's design is so good. One of the reasons why I picked up the game.

>>529844936
>Clippy
His name is Clippit

What are the chances of a launch fuck up and a delay of several hours?

>>529845569
>more rewards
cool

>>529844192
>that will flood this place in 20 minutes
Nobody gives a shit about the Steam release, this game is dying

>>529845569
50/50
Either it happens or it doesn't.

You know what is going to happen

>>529845645
cope

>>529845531
>Cute
>Funny
>Epic

The doomsday clock is 0 hours and 2 minutes
COOM IN DOOM

would you actually care if the steam version ends up being censored

>>529845531
no it's not

>>529845827
It's one more hour you idiot.

>>529845846
Yes, I would totally crash out if they dare

>>529845874
Prove it.

>>529844274
Synergy of Abydos isn't too strong as a group. They bounce better off of other students outside of Abydos (see Hifumi and PS68 as examples). Nonomi and Shiroko carry Abydos.

>>529845681
Nothing
Nothing ever happens

>inb4 we get the censored chinese version on steam
Screencap this

>>529844192
They will all be our friends and we'll all rejoice in the love of our students. Blue Archive shall reign for 100 more years

>>529845846
I already expect Aris's scene getting censored.

>>529845827
retard it's still 1 more hour
steam does the BA thing where 1 hour actually means 2 hours then it turns into 59 minutes left

I don't even know why I'm hyped, maybe it's all the bottled up expectations after hearing the delay. The steam version will probably be the same as using emulator anyway, but with a bit faster loading time? Now that I think about it, just sort of went with the flow.

>>529845827
>tfw i get to kill again

>>529845531
one of the best for sure

>>529845846
depends on whether mods can fix it or not

>>529792175
Don't forget to pat your students, anon

Noa sex?

>>529845846
That just means I'm not reading the story on it and I'll just use it as my raiding client

>>529846092
You didn't watch the stream? It is a native port with Keybindings and controller support yey

Oh that doomsday clock. Never mind. fals alarm

gotta get northernlion to play this too

>>529846232
did you?
it doesn't have controller support they just talked about if it was possible to add

AIIIEEEEE WHERE IS IT BWWOS?

In b4 another delay

Mommy-gosling-core students?

This is now Miyako's thread

>>529846232
I didn't actually, just heard the announcement, thought it was cool and got hyped because gaming on phone is ass, then the delay came and now I'm here.

For me, it's my boys Asmongold and Quin69.
Steam launch is gonna be potent, churr dudes!

>>529846475
I would cheat on my studentwife with her.

>>529846202
Good girl

>>529845846
give me arisu or i spin up the emulator john nexon

>steam client
>endless newfags
just end this game already

What's her appeal?

Wake me up when they decide to make another BA game instead

what else is censored in the T version besides naked roomba

>china can access the global version on steam
Doesn't this effectively kill the CN server for good?

>>529846690
Fertile bunny

>One such tactic would aim at gradually making these boards less interesting for their users.
I'm noticing.

I am at ax and keep hearing people say the BA Dev Talk was peak
Is peak another BA meme or something

now we'll be /v/ tier thanks to newfags
Hurray! I guess

>>529846705
Unironically this
This game needs a HSR version like

>>529846914
It's zoomer slang

>>529846796
There are chink at CN server ?

>>529846914
your age is showing grandpa

>>529846961
Isn't /v/ your homeboard now?

IT'S UP

>>529847071
Your ass

>Planned Release Date: 4 Jul, 2025
>This game plans to unlock in approximately less than an hour
One week delay incoming

>>529845846
Yes, entirely
It tells them censorship is good and okay going forward
It tells the devs that they "Should" start censoring things from this point on including dialogue

"it's" up

>>529847047
Sometimes
>>>/v/714380617/

>>529846705
No. Spin offs rarely go well and risks dilution/alienation. Project RX is already questionable let alone a supposed BA2 or spin off.

It's down

I feel like one of the only people who actually liked Abydos' cast and group dynamics a lot initially for Chapter 1-2, underdeveloped as everyone but Hoshino and Shiroko were. Though, chapter 3 made me really dislike them.

Steam doko

What is "up"?

We love newcuties here.

bros...
I'm starting to like Nodoka and Shigure...

>>529847291
Boil some water to see it

LET ME INNNNNNNNN

Posting this everyday until steam client is out

I want to get tied up and fed Viagra all night while my girls take turns with me.

>>529847458
im not supposed to drink....

Have fun playing on Steam without me bros... I'm JP.

>>529847293
Updog

>>529846202
Thanks Cheese

late
and gay?

I just know that there's going to be so bullshit

Which blue should i archive

MIYAKO PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME

>>529847590
thank you for beta testing

For the Steam release, can I use my Gmail to log in, or do I need to link my account to a Nexon ID?

>>529847256
isakusan's farewell gift
u rike?

Drink some LEMONADE!

>>529847590
Hello JP

I'm going to take a nap real quick, don't start without me.

>>529847442
I would never say this. Mere children couldn't possibly rape me into submission.

>>529847685
https://www.nexon.com/account/en/create continue with google and create a password then it's linked

>>529835395
Every single girl is stronger than you, even the Mobs

>>529847745
>rape
Who said it was rape? I want this.

>>529847824
You wont want it for long.

Five minutes

It's not rape if you didn't mind it

>>529845846
not really
arisu cg is just a one time thing
but decagrammaton sprites however...

Its not rape, and if it was you deserved it.

>>529847960
Holy shit its John Anime

If Sensei actually got raped, the rapist would definitely get pummeled to near death by an angry mob.

>>529846914
>Is peak another BA meme
Showing your age grandpa

>>529847668
No...
>>529847735
Hello チセ!

>>529847890
I've fapped for 25 hours straight and had regular 7 hour long edge sessions when I lived alone. I'm more worried about the girls' endurance.

>>529848117
Even if it was Hina ?

Always bing
Always goon

>>529847236
dibs on the wolf cut

>>529848117
Sensei would never tell anyone he got assaulted, just like he never told anyone about Saori. He would do anything to protect his students. No matter what they did to him he would never jeopardize their future.

which vtuberkino are we watching?

>>529847689
I will never forgive pikachuman.

>>529847256
I just like Ayane. Simple as.

im back bros just finished training my horses
are we steam yet? eos? whats happening

>>529848272
i wonder if Nimi would play...

>>529848272
Mitcher ch.

>>529848383
apparently 1:00 UTC means 12:00 UTC to some people because the steam page said "1 hour"

>nexon server crashed because too many people login at once
do your daily now before you can't login anymore

>>529848272
Aqua or Rushia!

>>529848138
Man I miss Snowbreak
Fucking retarded chinks with their censorship

>>529848527
bro.... my streak........

Did Arcie show her feet?