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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatfest: Land vs Sea vs Air 7/11-7/13
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

buff weapon when i use it
nerf it when others use it

woomy sex

Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.

>finally put a real, open map in the game
>reception is positive
hope the devs learn from 3 and the map design is much better in 4, they seem to have picked up a few key points from the old devs philosophies

when will clash blaster get nerfed hard

>>529867339
If you think clash is OP you are literally a 12 year old who just got the game

Raiders update doko

>>529867339
Reminder that clash has the best offensive kit in the game and it's still a contender for the worst weapon.

>>529868158
at the next direct

remember when they'd give good mains bad kits to give semblance of balance
i hope they put the dartboard away for 4

they'll remember to add league soon my nintendo works at dad

>>529868532
they never did that, stop talking out of your ass

Summer woomy best woomy

>>529867556
the weapon is imbalanced

all blasters are, the netcode is made out of paper mâché

>>529868563
she looks like she got baked under the sun

>>529872620
Suikallie

>>529872620
delicious

>>529873119
>>529869229
>>529867762
I really need to rub one out...

nice

My yebby just called himself a trucel...

>>529874297
what's nice anon

lmao are you people really sexting on /ink/

>>529874226
why do these posts always end with 3 dots :I

Hmm

>>529874986
Stupid retarded bitch doesn't know what an ellipsis is

>>529875004
i want to crush ai niggers slowly with dynamo roller feet first

>been playing pic related again because 4K@60+HDR and (underwhelming) Zelda Notes
>opening and closing the minimap repeatedly when swimming up a wall

kek

>>529875320
Nice blogpost faggot

>>529870457
you are bad

No surprise the ai nigger is a c*mbrain braindead gooner

>>529875551
>>529875380
pumping

>>529875380
“kek” yea keep laughing punk

any suggestions on what abilities I should add more of? I really like a boring-ass splat bomb and tenta missles with a moderately long-range shooter
t. A− shitter

>>529875968
at A- nothing gear-wise matters just have fun

>>529875968
I'd be more concerned with spending time doing target practice in the lobby waiting room.

>>529875004
disturbing

No fatties allowed beyond this point

>>529876347
>>529875004
the ai gave her that squid white underside on her hair but harmony isn't a squid

>>529875968
>hat
Comeback or last ditch effort
>shirt
Ninja squid is better on short range and melee weapons, you can switch it for nearly anything

dont care SNIFFFFA

I see excel came back and discovered ai

>>529876825
don't think it's him, plus the pixv spammer needs to be identified. who could it be?

>>529876540
>ditch ninja squid
yeah, I’m not being the sneaky sneaky frontliner much now that I’m trying to get my sea legs back in Turf War
usually I compensate for my crappy aim by sneaking around the side/back of the main attraction in Anarchy Battle and shoot at otherwise-distracted squids
but that’s not happeing much right now
If I’m not near the frontline much, shouldn’t I also ditch my stealth-jump nonslip senseis? all the cool people seem to wear them for whatever weapon they’re using that I also use, but I don’t think I’ve ever noticed not seeing some enemy squid jumping a middle distance toward me, and I kinda figure roughly everyone else at the A− level is also that clueless

>>529876825
I don’t think he even plays anymore. He hasn’t posted any rants in broken english about third kits.

>>529875968
the things you need at that level are 13 points of special saver and 3 points of qsj

veemo

Ninjasquid is the most dishonest nigger ability in the game

Random rotation in 2 hours!

>>529878147
>rare
What are the rots where it's only grizz weapons?

>>529878214
they usually do them for a special event like a splatfest weekend

>>529877289
Keep it, stealth jump is necessary for nearly every weapon unless you play something like hydra where you’re expected to stay in the back.

>>529877894
sounds perfect for me yes, I suck at the game

>>529878424
Typical of a roller user.

Happy fourth of july :)

>>529878646
Happy 4th. I celebrated today though because I'm busy on the 4th.

>>529878726
bro it's a holiday. I'm going to a ballgame with my dad and uncle.

>>529878726
Hope you had a good time

>>529879032
team fortress 2 writ small and I can’t hide behind a medigun and a heavy and 23–49 other teammates to decide the outcome of the match

>>529879032
I like woomies

>>529879032
I like to shoot millions of salmonid

>>529879528
The micro bikini is part of the official Grizzco uniform.

i love flopshredder

>>529879619
can confirm, every single one of them is wearing one underneath their goopsuit

>>529878646
Thanks, we had Canada Day a few days earlier :)

>>529876234
you’re right
I ought to be able to swim around, pop out of the ink, shoot three times at a stationary target, and have all three hit
but I’m not doing that reliably at all
and all I can really notice at my level is “sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t” and I don’t have any corrective advice for myself
do you or anyone else have a recommendation for a basic mechanical “how to put ink on squids” video on YouTube or whatever?
I’m using 4.5 for both motion-control and R-stick sensitivity (I know one of these should be 5, but I forget which) and I’m trying to get better at using motion controls for fine aiming (that’s the winning play, right?) but I think I’m messing up the “when to switch to motion controls” part of the transition a lot

>>529880258
I’m going to celebrate the billions of dollars being allocated to repatriate the salmonids invited in by Octopus, Inc. over the past four years and the decades prior to that

>>529880691
kill all octolings

summer woomy is best woomy

slop

>>529880525
Veronika is 14 and Paruko is already in her 20s. This is reverse grooming

>>529881809
these are fictional squid characters

>>529882359
Paruko isn't a squid tho

>>529882535
shit my bad g

Paruko is clearly a bunny

>>529882671
is all good homie

30 minutes until random rota im excited to grind

sneakysnake is a way better mini user than the morm0n
nono is x rank worthy unlike the morm0n
ballin is in a relationship unlike the morm0n

>>529887737
>ruins her lil triangle nose
>and round inkling face
>and general facial proportions
i could generate better.

>>529887995
then do it

can a goth woomy fuck my life up already

ok now draw a yebby mewing

It's over...

Shiver in marina's outfit

>>529890654
Y

Splattin' salmonids

EVERYONE IS FUCKING RETARDED AAAAAAAAAAA

>>529900026
im so glad im out of the shitter ranks
>you dont start at 400
you are also a shitter

/ink/er cephs in 'murican flag bikinis...

confirmed, polls show sea is most popular in the land of the japs
i have yet to see western polls, but i assume most will go air

>>529879619
>>529879679
Dont tell me this is true for the m*les too

fsh?

>>529912045
Yeah

>>529903920
Which ones

>>529913706
whoops sorry just saw, opening the room after i get past news

>>529913706
open

Oh man, it’s gonna be crazy.

>>529916750
ooo gloveless.

>>529916750
best muffin artist.

ggs G we did it! sorry for being so sloppy i havent had my coffee yet

shaking callie's hand (gloves off)

>>529918840
GGs

Can you guys hurry up and choose a team already?
It's evenly split between air and sea.

>>529919612
But I'm waiting for YOU to pick, anon.

>>529919612
Good. Car rides can be such a pain.

I'm picking land because I've only ever had fun traveling by land vehicles. On a boat it's just sitting around till we get where we want to be, same with a plane. When we touch solid ground after a plane or boat ride we're immediately getting into a vehicle to go traveling. I like all 3 modes but I hate being a plane passenger being packed in with so many other people and not being able to do anything but sleep and go the bathroom, with a boat on the sea it's a similar feel but I get to walk around and not be able to go anywhere, driving we can stop anywhere we want and get out for a walk and visit places

Maybe it's just me, a plane and boat are used to get to where you want before you start actually using a land vehicle to travel around the place you're visiting

Each choice has similar pros and cons

Team Land wya?

I want Shiver to run me over

>>529922774
I chose land but I am only level 11 and i use dualies all the time. I lost my first 2 comp games

Team Landwhale
Team Seaman
Team Airror

My weyyo quit turf wars and now lives a quiet life in the kettles up North.

>>529922774
The team of SPEED and POWER

>>529925971
And here’s your ticket.

fwar

>>529925971
oops

Does anyone have the beep beep miiverse drawing?

>>529927391
Vroomy!

>>529930472
fatass

>Splat2 maps in rotation
What the- I'm having... fun?

>>529931319
>He's having "fun"? Send in the emberz aero and dynamo immediately.

>>529931319
quick add a pole to this man's map

>>529931319
>only one s2 map in rotation
what did he mean by this?

so if shiver can't drive, how the hell are they gonna travel by land.

>>529933284
With her friends. Remember when you choice Team Friends instead of Family/Solo.

1king SR?

>>529936485
oki.

>>529936759
Hold on, small technical difficulties.

>>529936485
Rotation is here so I’ll join.

>>529936759
>>529937347
Opening now.

>>529937458
Full?

>>529938051
opening

>Nintendo says they’re working on “various” other movies beyond Mario and Zelda
woomy will be real

>>529939240
what would a woomy movie even be about?

>>529939578
The first 3 games main story. I would've preferred an anime.

>>529939578
A Woomy wanting to make it to the big leagues.

>>529939240
>blitzkrieg bop
>THIS SUMMER
>THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET
>SQUIDTACULAR

>>529939750
that'd be boring and played out. But I can see them doing it.
>>529940232
I prefer this idea. A movie telling an original story instead of retreading the game's story mode would make it worth watching at the cinema for me.

>>529940715
>played out
The Mario movie was the same. The standout part was incorporating Rainbow Road.

>>529941170
yeah I thought it was kinda boring. Only the beginning part in New York felt interesting. I just prefer seeing new stuff

ggs silly 1king

ggfsh i fumbled hard like a baka sorry

GGs

GGs slim!

>>529880258
The billionaries work hard writing our laws and manipulating the stock market.

>>529933284
You can just ride the streetcar and metro wherever. The Splatoon world has even better public transport than our world.

>>529933284
Master Mega

I hate that land is being represented by cars. I’d rather fly than drive, but I’d also rather take a train than fly.

>>529945396
Land should've been represented by sea horses

>>529945746
that horse is me realizing that an e-liter is aiming at me

>Frye says "it's been a minute"
I hate nigger slang. Fuck treehouse.

>>529880691
Bro epic analogy xD

chomped flops

>>529951469
Little Buddy got hungry one day.

>>529951469
A veemo bit them off

Official Nintendo concept art always gives me that feeling of 'what could have been'. Side Order being the worst example of that.

>>529914915
I'm not voting.

it's called splatoon 3 because they only gave us a third of the actual game

>>529964948
Tableturf still doesn't have match making.

>>529964948
Why do doomkeks lie?

>>529965940
>lie
splatoon 3 (1/3)
side order (2/3)
raiders (3/3)

and since they're all developed during the same time, they have their corners cut.

I think we're incompatible

>>529966418
understandable she seems to be the type that prefers downers, not uppers

>>529966291
>more content than 2
why do you lie?

yawn

with the latest splatcast, the only family member frye hasn't talked about is her mother.

kissing fryes chubby tum

>>529970350
Go to the gym fat fetish loser.

>>529970350
Go to the gym fat fetish nigger.

>>529971032
>>529971315
lifting weights so I can carry fryes heftiness

they really messed up by not giving frye toned abs desu

They really messed up by making the idols w*men again

they really messed up by *honks gigantic marie tit*

>>529972240
gay fag

>>529972706
Gayer than nick fuentes with my disdain for all the yuri slop I see daily on /ink/

I chose plane
I want to vacation at my destination, not eat up days in travel along the way both there and back

>>529974382
is the yuri slop in the room with us right now?

Gee I don't know maybe look at the post above yours brain dead gooner

>>529974436
Which team has the most good /ink/ players. I’m not playing by myself again…

>/ink/ players
>good
pick one

>good /ink/ers
bro...
who's gonna tell him?

>>529974673
>one post out of 216

>dude is playing the new painbrush
>it’s time

>>529974728
I have no idea
“fly” has an A− scrub on it

>>529975213
>implying ranks mean anything

3922 1313 3427

>>529975013
Not gonna bother going on the old thread for this shit. Retarded dyke.
>>529880525
>>529867131
>>529891019
>>529927116

>>529975580
>5/222 posts
is it really that big of a deal?

total y*bw*yy subjugation

woomys should be forced to go half naked into matches

Bimi bimi ya, bimi yam, bimi yay

>>529974382
You're a faggot if two girls making out pisses you off

>>529975772
>>529976008
Not gonna continue this conversation with a yuritard gooner. Keep dumping this shit like its #nsfw tho sister

concession accepted

>>529976205
the Switch 2 is so unaffordable that popstars are resorting to theft to get it

Were laughing at you in vc btw.

>>529975418
but you didn't take photos for all the early leavers last pb??
>morm0n in pic
kys you fat autistic middle-age retard

uh oh ballin's mad he didn't get teeheed last week

>>529975418
fantasy is gonna crash out and block more inkers

>>529977510
too bad blocking doesn't work in splatoon anymore

>>529975418
the weekly transpride pb

>>529977953
dont forget black, too

trannoids take pb pictures because they think artists here will draw them kek
>ggs everyone (i really hope mike incel sees this…..or sketchtran i guess?)

>>529978259
talented artists wasting their time drawing black tranny OCs no one cares about.. I'm glad they left /ink/ long ago

I will not leave /ink/ until Yesterdaysalmon draws me.

We need new artists that go against the pedophile hive mind

>>529971165
Really like this artist

>no one mentioned a certain french player in a while
Is /ink/ truly free

>>529982620
you namefags go make your own discord already

>>529983281
They already did, it's called "adult squid".

>nintendo gamers
>"adults"

>>529983613
oh so they just like to vaguepost about each other in a forum where nobody else knows who they are?
typical splatoon snowflake

>>529983739
>t. disney adults

I'm a proud woomy adult

adult woomass

Why do some cephs have big butts.
Why do some /ink/ cephs have big butts.

Adult woomy

>>529975086
I was watching earlier, sick tricks. I can't come close to his power level

>>529984525
>gets splatted by some aerospray autist

>>529984319
Sex with yebby's mother while he's at his turf soccer lesson

>>529984298
certainly you aren't referring to that homofaggot, right?

>>529984772
Soccer would unironically be a great mode to add to splatoon
Something different from Clam Blitz

One big 8-ball you have to shoot at to push toward a goal

>>529985316
imagine the lag hits

>>529985316
>faggot green bow or some Hydra pushing the ball more than all the opposite team combined because they have absurd object damage even without Object Shredder

>>529985316
the inklings will have jiggle physics when they run after the ball

>>529985637
Flank and kill them duh, just like Rainmaker

>>529986007
like this?

>>529986632
Hell yeah brother enjoy your 4th

>>529986632
I have fat fatigue.

>>529985316
I kinda really want a splatoon sports game.

>Basketball, but where you dribble ink splatters everywhere.
Bonus points for seeing woomy dunk.

>Baseball, no special gimmicks.
They already practice baseball pitches for some reason, baseball doesn't really have any inkable mechanics, but even just splattering ink everywhere the ball hits would be fun to watch. probably could just do some funny stuff with pitches.

Halloween is in 3 months

>>529985316
>One big 8-ball you have to shoot at to push toward a goal
This was one of the scrapped modes from 2

I have gooner fatigue

>>529987540
>human teeth

>>529987729
>expecting consistency out of porn slop

gooning always wins

>>529987729
>Implying Marina doesn't have fake human teeth to wear during Splatoween

>>529987546
Terrible, I'd like something new for S4

>>529988423
What other symmetrical gamemodes can added beside deathmatch? I'd play br but that's a survival rather than a direct vs comp.

>>529989004
Deathmatch mode would unironically save the splatoon series

>>529989004
death match but it's 4v4v4v4

Capture the flag
Judd holds both flags if your team wins

>>529989759
don't hate this idea

>>529989759
>Judd holds both flags if your team wins
Soul

>>529989759
We already have RM and CB.

>>529985061
Of course not.

>>529987745
>>529987540
>>529987403
I need to release my ink sexually

>>529992674
Shiver make me uncontrollably horny

>>529994005
horsie noises

>the room wasn't even full yet
Pedo clique fatigue...

>>529994216
namedrop?
I’ll make them regret it

Bitch I'm rosa parks when a clique pedo doesn't press A in a lobby

>password
you people are a bunch of faggots

>>529995786
OPEN LOBBY

>>529996641
Fuck off frenchy

>>529996641
'op on 'e 'cord

>>529996758
not him

>>529996846
Proof?

>>529996647
2/4

>>529997224
He posted Harmony instead of Marie.

>>529997323
Compelling argument

>>529997287
3/4

who beat the triumvirate while listening to kpop?

I'm in a nirvana mood

>>529998230
I, too, want to deepthroat a shotgun.

>>529999405
booooo

Kpop whore veemo or grunge punk incel yebby

>>529996647
I thought this was an Indian open bobs insult, who knows maybe it still is. My mood got kinda ruined earlier and id rather solo. Good luck though!

>>529998891
sauce

>>530000927
https://x.com/Dokudami_so/status/1941319781677973948?t=JxwlDKAKuRIFj9m08itNuA&s=19

>>529996647
Thanks for hosting, shame our games were pretty rough.

Fish anyone?

smol indie company

>>530001169
good shit

>>530007180
thia is jargonese for "we're trying to avoid bloat''.

>>530007238
sexo inkling

>>530007612
also “we’re going to invest in better tooling to make games take less time"

>>530006842
Anyone?

>>530007180
TPC and Intsys have successful gachas. Idk what percentage Nintendo takes from them but a simple thing to do would be to make a Nintendo EAD only gacha.

I won't take one small drawing request

>>530007909
if Nintendo doess a gacha they stop being the “you don’t have to worry about our products, parents” company
(except for showing user-generated images in Splatoon)

>>530008020
You should rest

>>530008020
Ok do a big one with your ceph hugging hugefry

>>530009676
>fatfuckfry

anyone else?
no?
only me?

>>530010874
got that one without even trying

>>530015325
you know they just make a java monster energy drink right? they're delicious....

>>530016630
Does it have the same amount of caffeine as the regular ones though

>>530007238
>>529994005
>>529992674
close

>>530010874
I'm more of a Rockenberg kinda guy

i'm gonna utsufreak out

Sex with woomy.

Fat

Phat

Rat

>>530039793
Best and good muffin.

fsh?

>>530037972
>>530039660
utsutwo

ur a squid now

>>530039793
that's a good face

>>530045076
it's not my dead game it's our dead game

>>530045076
I'm just here awaiting Raiders updates, the lull will subside any second now

>>530045076
Bait

will raiders be "infinitely replayable" like SO lmao

>>530051373
even the single player is more replayable than SO because of the kit options. SO just sucks ass in general

Can we stop pretending SO was bad.

SO wasn't bad, it just wasn't worth the wait and asking price

SO is so-so.

Rogueslop is bad on principle.

>>530051373
I think it'll have different modes, since it's a full game instead of just a DLC.

>>530055359
Why do some of the best artists always have the worst fetishes imaginable?

>>530055679
>void
>fill it
>become the best along the way
No one else is going to do it.

>>530055359
Yuta's anatomy is weird.

PB 0/10
Ever notice that the song at the hour is always the same?

>>530057780
That’s why you gotta hit up that jukebox.

Stop ignoring beacons.

>>530059692
But the enemy will be expected me to focus on them.

>do laundry
>head to the store for a drink
>still 9/10

>>530059692
DON'T
TELL
ME
WHAT
TO
DO

amazing stage.

>>530060840
Post on 4chan.

>>530059692
mmm, bacons.

Why did my hands go all spaghetti that match.

>>530059692
/ink/ looking for beacons vs. /ink/ waiting for drawfags

>>530061058
Early onset parkisons

I was on the phone sorry

nice lag

>>530061102
They have to look at the map after getting splatted to see if there’s beacons. Oh that’s right, /ink/ members are too good to get splatted, or they’re raging too much to even bother pressing the X button.

got me a bbq pulled pork sandwich

I just wanna grill for cod's sake.

f can we do photos next match k here

LOL

falseflag ignore

>kraken on tower
I'm going to splat myself.

GGs PB

>>530063852
GGs

>>530063852
GGs!

nice lag

mmm, more bacons.

GGs PB
thanks for hosting fantasy

>>530066242
GGs

Gamechatting with inkers

get dunked on

Bro I fucking hate these godawful stages so much

you people play like you’re in B rank

says the guy in b+

fuck this map dude

>>530067616
>says Kold who only got Silver X rank badge after Grandfest because noone is playing

>>530068576
>he fell for it
It's too easy.

>>530068843
Kold we know it's you you're on spectate

>>530069198
Retard

Nice Ouch spam.

>crab or booyah bomb every 30 seconds
I love this game wow.

i wish i could tank 30 hits and single-slosh kill.

Stop killing during pictures.

I hate Sturgeon so damn much.

>>530071079
Even during pictures?

kek /ink/ dropping the wholesome uwu spwatoon act
>you people play like shit omg fuck you all i hate you this game sucks fuck crab lagger

GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.
https://litter.catbox.moe/hh841k0092xbmees.flac

ggs pb!

gggggs pb!

GGs pb

>>530071309
It's only kold doing that

ggs pb

>>530071489
GGs! Thanks for hosting.

>scorch/shipshape zones
not even with a rented ceph

>>530073359
>y*b
ruined

Think my yebweyy days are over bros.

I want a threesome with callie marie captain agent 3 and agent 8

>>530077308
>/ink/ers in charge of math

>>530077385
calamari counts as a singular entity

>>530077586
Thats still 5 people in a 3some.

>>530077696
I'll just watch

>>530071558
>>530055359
I'm gonna splat

>>530086918
freakazoid and sneakysnake

GGs again.
HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/nxzll5.png

How is amiibo support gonna affect Raiders?

>>530090557
maybe they'll give your idol more things to do

Tying your ceph’s tentacles together while they’re not looking!

>>530088190
@mikeinel @yuta_agc @yesterdaysalmon @sketchtan

>>530088190
>piss
lol

Hosting a Salmon Running 2: On the Shore room on the hour/shop rotation for 1 King Salmon slaying.
Host: SS

Invites will be sent to pool, open to all

I've lost 9 turf war matches in a row today. Didn't even think that was possible, figured surely the game would've given me a pity win by now.

>>530103042
fwar, your happiness does not take precedent over my w/l ratio being artificially kept at 50/50

>>530103563
TOCIY

>>530100515
2/4

>>530103042
>playing turf solo
You're just getting merked by premades. It's the same with open, just play series or X bro.

>>530103042
This is me during splatfests.

>>530103042
Bro, I lost 13 splatfest matches in a row one time. Sometimes the game just hates your guts and will give you shit teammates.

>>530103042
>>530105805
Only babyfaggots play turf war in 2025.

Nintendo hire this man

>>530108146
with one change hime goes from a bottom 5 haircut to a top 5

>>530108146
>>530108370
There's no rush to add new stuff like this. Just save it for the next game. Slow as molasses

>>530108146
Cute space buns :3

>>530108146
spacebuns :)

>>530108146
Yeah they could use more free spirits to break.

We got the kill, GGs.

>>530108370
That closed eye yeb's haircut is too human.

>>530109517
Have you seen the bowl cut? The bed head? The damn mullet?
Real cephs died in Splatoon 1. What we have now is general appeal.

Messy hair is honestly a great look. Hairstyles being too clean just doesn't feel right

>>530109738
It looks like a generic protag haircut. I don't want to be reminded of basic bitches in my woomy game.

>>530109512
GGs G, took some cycling through Freelancers but we got the easy King Salmon slaying. Appreciate you coming by.
Until next time.

I want to see rainmaker axed in splatoon 4, so that the other modes that I like more get more rotations slots in a day

can you imagine them adding another mode though?

>>530001169
Nice stuff

>>530110627
Late late GGs to PB I thought I posted this already.

>>530110819
>draw marina
>give her a woomy hairstyle

>>530110793
But Rainmaker is just better Tower Control, why not axe the latter instead?

>>530110985
this squigga will complain about anything

>>530110793
>>530111109
Rainmaker checkpoints are dumb.

>>530111814
Cute frye ear on the right

>>530111861
they're there to prevent games from ending in 30 seconds when a shitter teams gets wiped out.

>>530111861
Right, and the special spam meta of tower control is so much better.
Nothing beats getting off the tower for staggered tri-strikes, then getting off again for the booyah bomb, then getting off again for the entire duration of a crab tank. Exhilarating stuff.

>>530111971
30 second games are hilarious. It was the only reason to play RM.

>>530071558
https://youtu.be/ChjJEU8_szU?list=RDChjJEU8_szU

>>530112136
just use vacuum?

>>530112353
>30 second games are hilarious
not if you were the one losing

>>530112353
Arowana Mall The undisputed king for 30 second or less RM matches

>>530112353
>dogshit mode design is okay if it's funny
please kill yourself

There's a very good reason why most people only play zones.

>>530113373
Tower control would be good if tri strikes fizzled on the tower and if kraken didn't push it but could control it.

>>530113373
rainmaker
>decide on a quicker dangerous route or a safe long route
>fend off opponents with the projectile
>hide behind the barrier to protect yourself against the enemy
>protect the carrier at all costs
tower control
>staying on the tower is dangerous but you earn special meter
>more people on it makes checkpoints go by faster
>using the sides of the tower to jump onto different areas of the map
>special tech like destroying coolers and zipcaster grabbing the pole
clam blitz
>requires full knowledge of the map and spawn locations
>juggling clams across four teammates
>power clam builds special but makes your position known
>rewards teamwork like passing clams to each other, protecting teammates with inkvac, and jumping to each other
splat zones
>LOL JUST PAINT

>>530114015
You still have poor tower routes and fucked special advantage rules. The only reason I personally tolerate it over RM is because I can push the objective and use my main weapon at the same time.

>>530112136
tower is special spam
rainmaker is sharking stall spam

I think both modes sucks and always take 1 player on the team out of the match

>>530114237
Are you one of this speds who sit in the zone all match?

>>530114237
Low power babble

>>530114237
>t. doesn't play the game

>>530114015
I can control the tower with nothing but a Jr and likewise lock the enemy into a single spot on the map with nothing but a Jr. Bomb & shield spam is crazy effective in this mode.

>>530113278
silly Hachi

I will be in my late 30s when Splatoon 4 comes out

>>530116206
This but early 50s.

ur a kid now

>>530116774
imagine what the song wouldve been had it been octos instead squids.

>>530116642
Where's your wife? Go home to your family, dude.

>>530102285
>fatfag slop
Ew.

>>530117401
I dont have a callie wife.

>>530061980
The first thing I do after dying is look at the map to find out who to jump to and try to target beakons. Do you guys not do that?

Map?

gamepad is dead old man, there is no map

PB had some...interesting moments.

>>530125408
haha funny moment…some one should draw it right!! mike if your here can you draw this haha if you want to if not its okay haha but if you can do it i would be grateful!

>>530130730
you're the same faggot that endlessly posts idols in skimpy outfits yet bitch and whine and moan if some artist decides to do any inker ceph, please kill yourself

>>530130730
Hey

shut the fuck up

"if someone draws an inker's ceph it'll make me cry and rage and shit my diapies! don't do that! We have to shit talk nono more because I need a thread scapegoat for my schizophrenia!" t. this fucking faggot jesus christ I know you're the same fucking person too, and no, I'm not the frenchoid, I'm just fucking sick of you posting the same dogshit every thread because you're a joyless cunt.

general feels like it fell down the stairs and now people are kicking it and beating it with shovels

I like trains

>>530133265
>>>/vg/blue archive

>>530133343
goo archive

>>530130849
>>530130941
thats kold we really need to fucking exile him already notice how much better the threads were when he wasn't here or in the 8chn threads after the site shutdown??

who salmn

>>530134713
I

>Land v Sea v Air
I haven't played Splat 3 in a hot minute. Are they repeating Splatfest questions like they are with other content?

>>530134792
gedd

why does everyhing good have to get ruined? i'm fuckin sad bro i'm fuckin sad

>>530108370
#3 is every 16 year olds oc

>>530135243
Shhhhh Marie just sip your wine and cuddle 4

>>530135898
I don't believe in ceph yuri

>>530125408
check the fight on mincemeat tower between s and ss, it's embarrassing.

>>530136486
>immediately thinks of 4 as a girl
Anon you did this to yourself

>>530136804
I don't believe in male cephs

i want doru mizu to draw veemos every day

>>530136804
All the agents are girls.

>>530136894
>doesnt believe in yuri
>doesnt believe in male cephs
wow what a double whammy
>>530137312
Who cares what gender they are, theyre interchangeable and dont have any meaningful impact on the story
Anons just want them to be girls because theyre cuter than males when all it really is is a pissing contest

>>529880258
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A TAX CUT IF THE BILLIONAIRES ALSO GET A TAX CUT NOOOOOOOOOO
Leftoid policies make more sense when you realize they are more interested in punishing the people they hate than helping the people they're supposed to represent

>>529880258
>Already back firing
lol, lmao even

>>530138285
No one says that
>>530140080
explain.

GG's Boy and (You)! Fun rounds

ggs salmn
got a bit tired at the end but fun

>>530140760
>>530140827
GGs, nice gold! Too many Big Shots...

Whoever wins the next splatfest determines how they get off the island in Raiders. The sea and air are obvious but if land wins the ocean will recede with the tides or something to reveal a driveable area..

>>530140375
>No one says that
Every loid says that whenever there's a tax cut

>>530143259
I will now play team land just to see Woomy Moses

>>530144032
Can you just ignore them? fat fuck

big man sweep soon

>>530144032
It was a non-american that brought up tax cuts, if you want to cry about americans go to /pol/ and stop doing it in our video game thread

I must not goon

>>530147678
can't be a sweep if most japs are picking sea

>>530151339
proof or salty

>>530152351
japanese polls which have shown to be reliable every splatfest?

>>530152434
proof or salty

Why is it so hard to have good Splatoon cosplay? Even Nips with their cosplay superpowers can't pull it off right (not a representative specimen in the pic, that's just to help other anon stop gooning). An adult human dressed up as a ceph looks as jarring as a nigger in a kimono. Maybe a literal kid could do it better, I dunno.

>>530153332
we humans aren't fit to replicate ceph cuteness

>>530136486
there's nothing Yuri about a mother's embrace

>>530152679
first of all, the sea is salty
second of all, official jp splatoon twitter account
*dabs*

today is my birthday, please show me flopshredders

who fsh?

>>530164743
Show me your ceph, birthday anon

>>530164743
happy birthday

>>530164743
Hap burth.

>>530165550
fat woomy

Sea is obviously the best choice,
The absolute worst you can get is on par with the most comfortable air lines.

And First class luxury sea travel is above anything the other methods could ever hope to provide.

Anyone who doesn't pick sea, hasn't been on a boat and probably can't swim.
Not that it should matter, not like you can fly either.

>>530166183
I’ve been on boats and I can swim. I’m not choosing Sea cause it’s Frye’s choice. She is notorious for losing Splatfests.

>>530164851
>>530165550
good flopshredders

>>530164743
>>530164851
Please anon…

>>530168031
Oh, gotcha, thanks
Posted that as you did lmao

>>530164743
Happy Birthday

>>530164743
Happy birthday anon

Anyone 1king?

>>530171682
Yeah

>>530172818
opening

>>530173049
knock.

>>530173361
Obening

I think it's funny that it's implied Frye has her driver's license but not Shiver.
Frye, of all people.

>>530171475
>>530169290
>>530167469
>>530166434
>>530165786
>>530165550
thank you, i am now one year older and will woomy for another decade

>>530175924
What've you got against frye

>>530176061
Nothing I want her to choke me out.

>>530176265
>ywn be goblin gripped

ggfsh lotsa tornados today zzz

ggs 1kong

GGs Gloopsuits.

>>530177195
Gg!

flar wave 3 denied. ggs fsh killers.

>>530177705
cutie hobo

>>530177729
very good flopshredder

>open /ink/
>no one posted the raiders news from nintendo today

>>530183501
we only get news on midnight, so you must be australian

>>530183501
I don't even have the app installed.

>>530183501
>check
>nothing
:(

>>530183501
Post it yourself then faggot

>>530183501
what news? Not even japanese twitter is talking about it

Short panic open going up.

>>530186523
3/4

>>530186803
knock

>>530186857
Opening

whoever stole my spot, fuck you

>>530187742
lmao sniped

>>530187742
Genuinely fuck all /ink/ers that do this, it's basic etiquette to at least (You) the post before joining someone's room.

>>530188162
i think for rooms opening it should be a free for all, but for rooms opening to anons knocking? that's just an asshole move.

>>530187742
>>530188162
>>530189658
You gotta drop what you’re doing and only focus on getting into the room.

>those tetras constantly having superarmor during their zipcaster
>>530187742
>>530188162
>literally nobody sent any (You)s
Like >>530189658 said, this room was a first-come first-serve.

>>530190238
are you blind >>530186857

>>530190495
That was after >>530186803, are (You) blind, Anonymous?

>>530187742
>>530188162
>>530189658
Wow it’s almost like you “three” could make your own room, but you don’t have the balls to do that.

>>530186901
cute goblin

GGs open

GGs open.

>>530191579
>>530191623
GGs, would've won the last one if that JP Dynamo's lag didn't force me to trade with him.

GGs

>>530192081
GGs

>>530191579
>>530191623
>>530191875
>>530192081
>>530192938
GGs

GGs

ggs flea

I wish all sword squiggers a very slow agonizing death.

>>530194234
you said you quit kek

outskilled tbqhdesu

>>530194234
When did you start getting so butt hurt about everything?

>>530194234
That's more on the netcode, if you watch the replay I'm sure it'd say you were like a second in the past on their perspective because fuck you.

>>530194234
skill issue

>>530194525
Around September 9th, 2022.
>>530194578
Pretty sure it was, doesn't make it any less annoying almost 3 years into the game's lifetime.
And why could it not be the sword QR tryhard being a second in the past for me so I could bonk him up on the bridge?

Has anyone tested switch 2 loading times on splatoon 3 comparing cartridge vs a digital install?

>>530197719
I only have physical

>>530197719
I'm not spending another 60 bing bings for a digital version.

>>530198914
You would if you were a true fan.

>>530199765
look anon I just want to fuck woomies

next splat better have a splatana based on an angle grinder for hard to reach places