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>>529554858Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>News• Splatfest: Land vs Sea vs Air 7/11-7/13
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
buff weapon when i use it
nerf it when others use it
Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
>finally put a real, open map in the game
>reception is positive
hope the devs learn from 3 and the map design is much better in 4, they seem to have picked up a few key points from the old devs philosophies
when will clash blaster get nerfed hard
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>>529867339If you think clash is OP you are literally a 12 year old who just got the game
>>529867339Reminder that clash has the best offensive kit in the game and it's still a contender for the worst weapon.
>>529868158at the next direct
remember when they'd give good mains bad kits to give semblance of balance
i hope they put the dartboard away for 4
they'll remember to add league soon my nintendo works at dad
>>529868532they never did that, stop talking out of your ass
>>529867556the weapon is imbalanced
all blasters are, the netcode is made out of paper mâché
>>529868563she looks like she got baked under the sun
My yebby just called himself a trucel...
>>529874297what's nice anon
lmao are you people really sexting on /ink/
>>529874226why do these posts always end with 3 dots :I
>>529874986Stupid retarded bitch doesn't know what an ellipsis is
>>529875004i want to crush ai niggers slowly with dynamo roller feet first
>been playing pic related again because 4K@60+HDR and (underwhelming) Zelda Notes
>opening and closing the minimap repeatedly when swimming up a wall
>>529875320Nice blogpost faggot
No surprise the ai nigger is a c*mbrain braindead gooner
>>529875380“kek” yea keep laughing punk
any suggestions on what abilities I should add more of? I really like a boring-ass splat bomb and tenta missles with a moderately long-range shooter
t. A− shitter
>>529875968at A- nothing gear-wise matters just have fun
>>529875968I'd be more concerned with spending time doing target practice in the lobby waiting room.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>529876347>>529875004the ai gave her that squid white underside on her hair but harmony isn't a squid
>>529875968>hatComeback or last ditch effort
>shirtNinja squid is better on short range and melee weapons, you can switch it for nearly anything
I see excel came back and discovered ai
>>529876825don't think it's him, plus the pixv spammer needs to be identified. who could it be?
>>529876540>ditch ninja squidyeah, I’m not being the sneaky sneaky frontliner much now that I’m trying to get my sea legs back in Turf War
usually I compensate for my crappy aim by sneaking around the side/back of the main attraction in Anarchy Battle and shoot at otherwise-distracted squids
but that’s not happeing much right now
If I’m not near the frontline much, shouldn’t I also ditch my stealth-jump nonslip senseis? all the cool people seem to wear them for whatever weapon they’re using that I also use, but I don’t think I’ve ever noticed not seeing some enemy squid jumping a middle distance toward me, and I kinda figure roughly everyone else at the A− level is also that clueless
>>529876825I don’t think he even plays anymore. He hasn’t posted any rants in broken english about third kits.
>>529875968the things you need at that level are 13 points of special saver and 3 points of qsj
Ninjasquid is the most dishonest nigger ability in the game
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Random rotation in 2 hours!
>>529878147>rareWhat are the rots where it's only grizz weapons?
>>529878214they usually do them for a special event like a splatfest weekend
>>529877289Keep it, stealth jump is necessary for nearly every weapon unless you play something like hydra where you’re expected to stay in the back.
>>529877894sounds perfect for me yes, I suck at the game
>>529878424Typical of a roller user.
>>529878646Happy 4th. I celebrated today though because I'm busy on the 4th.
>>529878726bro it's a holiday. I'm going to a ballgame with my dad and uncle.
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>So what keeps you coming back to this, er, "squids game" for hours at a time? Do you enjoy it?
>>529878726Hope you had a good time
>>529879032team fortress 2 writ small and I can’t hide behind a medigun and a heavy and 23–49 other teammates to decide the outcome of the match
>>529879032I like woomies
>>529879032I like to shoot millions of salmonid
>>529879528The micro bikini is part of the official Grizzco uniform.
>>529879619can confirm, every single one of them is wearing one underneath their goopsuit
>>529878646Thanks, we had Canada Day a few days earlier :)
>amerisharts gonna celebrate billionaires getting tax cuts
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>>529876234you’re right
I ought to be able to swim around, pop out of the ink, shoot three times at a stationary target, and have all three hit
but I’m not doing that reliably at all
and all I can really notice at my level is “sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t” and I don’t have any corrective advice for myself
do you or anyone else have a recommendation for a basic mechanical “how to put ink on squids” video on YouTube or whatever?
I’m using 4.5 for both motion-control and R-stick sensitivity (I know one of these should be 5, but I forget which) and I’m trying to get better at using motion controls for fine aiming (that’s the winning play, right?) but I think I’m messing up the “when to switch to motion controls” part of the transition a lot
>>529880258I’m going to celebrate the billions of dollars being allocated to repatriate the salmonids invited in by Octopus, Inc. over the past four years and the decades prior to that
>>529880691kill all octolings
summer woomy is best woomy
>>529880525Veronika is 14 and Paruko is already in her 20s. This is reverse grooming
>>529881809these are fictional squid characters
>>529882359Paruko isn't a squid tho
Paruko is clearly a bunny
>>529882671is all good homie
30 minutes until random rota im excited to grind
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sneakysnake is a way better mini user than the morm0n
nono is x rank worthy unlike the morm0n
ballin is in a relationship unlike the morm0n
>>529887737>ruins her lil triangle nose>and round inkling face>and general facial proportionsi could generate better.
can a goth woomy fuck my life up already
ok now draw a yebby mewing
Shiver in marina's outfit
EVERYONE IS FUCKING RETARDED AAAAAAAAAAA
>>529900026im so glad im out of the shitter ranks
>you dont start at 400you are also a shitter
/ink/er cephs in 'murican flag bikinis...
confirmed, polls show sea is most popular in the land of the japs
i have yet to see western polls, but i assume most will go air
>>529879619>>529879679Dont tell me this is true for the m*les too
>>529913706whoops sorry just saw, opening the room after i get past news
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Oh man, it’s gonna be crazy.
>>529916750ooo gloveless.
>>529916750best muffin artist.
ggs G we did it! sorry for being so sloppy i havent had my coffee yet
shaking callie's hand (gloves off)
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Can you guys hurry up and choose a team already?
It's evenly split between air and sea.
>>529919612But I'm waiting for YOU to pick, anon.
>>529919612Good. Car rides can be such a pain.
I'm picking land because I've only ever had fun traveling by land vehicles. On a boat it's just sitting around till we get where we want to be, same with a plane. When we touch solid ground after a plane or boat ride we're immediately getting into a vehicle to go traveling. I like all 3 modes but I hate being a plane passenger being packed in with so many other people and not being able to do anything but sleep and go the bathroom, with a boat on the sea it's a similar feel but I get to walk around and not be able to go anywhere, driving we can stop anywhere we want and get out for a walk and visit places
Maybe it's just me, a plane and boat are used to get to where you want before you start actually using a land vehicle to travel around the place you're visiting
Each choice has similar pros and cons
I want Shiver to run me over
>>529922774I chose land but I am only level 11 and i use dualies all the time. I lost my first 2 comp games
Team Landwhale
Team Seaman
Team Airror
My weyyo quit turf wars and now lives a quiet life in the kettles up North.
>>529922774The team of SPEED and POWER
>>529925971And here’s your ticket.
Does anyone have the beep beep miiverse drawing?
>Splat2 maps in rotation
What the- I'm having... fun?
>>529931319>He's having "fun"? Send in the emberz aero and dynamo immediately.
>>529931319quick add a pole to this man's map
>>529931319>only one s2 map in rotationwhat did he mean by this?
so if shiver can't drive, how the hell are they gonna travel by land.
>>529933284With her friends. Remember when you choice Team Friends instead of Family/Solo.
>>529936759Hold on, small technical difficulties.
>>529936485Rotation is here so I’ll join.
>Nintendo says they’re working on “various” other movies beyond Mario and Zelda
woomy will be real
>>529939240what would a woomy movie even be about?
>>529939578The first 3 games main story. I would've preferred an anime.
>>529939578A Woomy wanting to make it to the big leagues.
>>529939240>blitzkrieg bop>THIS SUMMER>THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET>SQUIDTACULAR
>>529939750that'd be boring and played out. But I can see them doing it.
>>529940232I prefer this idea. A movie telling an original story instead of retreading the game's story mode would make it worth watching at the cinema for me.
>>529940715>played outThe Mario movie was the same. The standout part was incorporating Rainbow Road.
>>529941170yeah I thought it was kinda boring. Only the beginning part in New York felt interesting. I just prefer seeing new stuff
ggfsh i fumbled hard like a baka sorry
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GGs
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GGs slim!
>>529880258The billionaries work hard writing our laws and manipulating the stock market.
>>529933284You can just ride the streetcar and metro wherever. The Splatoon world has even better public transport than our world.
I hate that land is being represented by cars. I’d rather fly than drive, but I’d also rather take a train than fly.
>>529945396Land should've been represented by sea horses
>>529945746that horse is me realizing that an e-liter is aiming at me
>Frye says "it's been a minute"
I hate nigger slang. Fuck treehouse.
>>529880691Bro epic analogy xD
>>529951469Little Buddy got hungry one day.
>>529951469A veemo bit them off
Official Nintendo concept art always gives me that feeling of 'what could have been'. Side Order being the worst example of that.
>>529914915I'm not voting.
it's called splatoon 3 because they only gave us a third of the actual game
>>529964948Tableturf still doesn't have match making.
>>529964948Why do doomkeks lie?
>>529965940>liesplatoon 3 (1/3)
side order (2/3)
raiders (3/3)
and since they're all developed during the same time, they have their corners cut.
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I think we're incompatible
>>529966418understandable she seems to be the type that prefers downers, not uppers
>>529966291>more content than 2why do you lie?
with the latest splatcast, the only family member frye hasn't talked about is her mother.
>>529970350Go to the gym fat fetish loser.
>>529970350Go to the gym fat fetish nigger.
>>529971032>>529971315lifting weights so I can carry fryes heftiness
they really messed up by not giving frye toned abs desu
They really messed up by making the idols w*men again
they really messed up by *honks gigantic marie tit*
>>529972706Gayer than nick fuentes with my disdain for all the yuri slop I see daily on /ink/
I chose plane
I want to vacation at my destination, not eat up days in travel along the way both there and back
>>529974382is the yuri slop in the room with us right now?
Gee I don't know maybe look at the post above yours brain dead gooner
>>529974436Which team has the most good /ink/ players. I’m not playing by myself again…
>/ink/ players
>good
pick one
>good /ink/ers
bro...
who's gonna tell him?
>>529974673>one post out of 216
>dude is playing the new painbrush
>it’s time
>>529974728I have no idea
“fly” has an A− scrub on it
>>529975213>implying ranks mean anything
>>529975013Not gonna bother going on the old thread for this shit. Retarded dyke.
>>529880525>>529867131>>529891019>>529927116
>>529975580>5/222 postsis it really that big of a deal?
total y*bw*yy subjugation
woomys should be forced to go half naked into matches
Bimi bimi ya, bimi yam, bimi yay
>>529974382 You're a faggot if two girls making out pisses you off
>>529975772>>529976008Not gonna continue this conversation with a yuritard gooner. Keep dumping this shit like its #nsfw tho sister
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>>529976205the Switch 2 is so unaffordable that popstars are resorting to theft to get it
Were laughing at you in vc btw.
>>529975418but you didn't take photos for all the early leavers last pb??
>morm0n in pickys you fat autistic middle-age retard
uh oh ballin's mad he didn't get teeheed last week
>>529975418fantasy is gonna crash out and block more inkers
>>529977510too bad blocking doesn't work in splatoon anymore
>>529975418the weekly transpride pb
>>529977953dont forget black, too
trannoids take pb pictures because they think artists here will draw them kek
>ggs everyone (i really hope mike incel sees this…..or sketchtran i guess?)
>>529978259talented artists wasting their time drawing black tranny OCs no one cares about.. I'm glad they left /ink/ long ago
I will not leave /ink/ until Yesterdaysalmon draws me.
We need new artists that go against the pedophile hive mind
>>529971165Really like this artist
>no one mentioned a certain french player in a while
Is /ink/ truly free
>>529982620you namefags go make your own discord already
>>529983281They already did, it's called "adult squid".
>nintendo gamers
>"adults"
>>529983613oh so they just like to vaguepost about each other in a forum where nobody else knows who they are?
typical splatoon snowflake
>>529983739>t. disney adults
Why do some cephs have big butts.
Why do some /ink/ cephs have big butts.
>>529975086I was watching earlier, sick tricks. I can't come close to his power level
>>529984525>gets splatted by some aerospray autist
>>529984319Sex with yebby's mother while he's at his turf soccer lesson
>>529984298certainly you aren't referring to that homofaggot, right?
>>529984772Soccer would unironically be a great mode to add to splatoon
Something different from Clam Blitz
One big 8-ball you have to shoot at to push toward a goal
>>529985316imagine the lag hits
>>529985316>faggot green bow or some Hydra pushing the ball more than all the opposite team combined because they have absurd object damage even without Object Shredder
>>529985316the inklings will have jiggle physics when they run after the ball
>>529985637Flank and kill them duh, just like Rainmaker
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>>529986632Hell yeah brother enjoy your 4th
>>529986632I have fat fatigue.
>>529985316I kinda really want a splatoon sports game.
>Basketball, but where you dribble ink splatters everywhere. Bonus points for seeing woomy dunk.
>Baseball, no special gimmicks. They already practice baseball pitches for some reason, baseball doesn't really have any inkable mechanics, but even just splattering ink everywhere the ball hits would be fun to watch. probably could just do some funny stuff with pitches.
>>529985316>One big 8-ball you have to shoot at to push toward a goalThis was one of the scrapped modes from 2
>>529987729>expecting consistency out of porn slop
>>529987729>Implying Marina doesn't have fake human teeth to wear during Splatoween
>>529987546Terrible, I'd like something new for S4
>>529988423What other symmetrical gamemodes can added beside deathmatch? I'd play br but that's a survival rather than a direct vs comp.
>>529989004Deathmatch mode would unironically save the splatoon series
>>529989004death match but it's 4v4v4v4
Capture the flag
Judd holds both flags if your team wins
>>529989759don't hate this idea
>>529989759>Judd holds both flags if your team winsSoul
>>529989759We already have RM and CB.
>>529985061Of course not.
>>529987745>>529987540>>529987403I need to release my ink sexually
>>529992674Shiver make me uncontrollably horny
>the room wasn't even full yet
Pedo clique fatigue...
>>529994216namedrop?
I’ll make them regret it
Bitch I'm rosa parks when a clique pedo doesn't press A in a lobby
>password
you people are a bunch of faggots
>>529996641Fuck off frenchy
>>529996641'op on 'e 'cord
>>529997224He posted Harmony instead of Marie.
>>529997323Compelling argument
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who beat the triumvirate while listening to kpop?
>>529998230I, too, want to deepthroat a shotgun.
Kpop whore veemo or grunge punk incel yebby
>>529996647I thought this was an Indian open bobs insult, who knows maybe it still is. My mood got kinda ruined earlier and id rather solo. Good luck though!
>>530000927https://x.com/Dokudami_so/status/1941319781677973948?t=JxwlDKAKuRIFj9m08itNuA&s=19
>>529996647Thanks for hosting, shame our games were pretty rough.
>>530007180thia is jargonese for "we're trying to avoid bloat''.
>>530007612also “we’re going to invest in better tooling to make games take less time"
>>530007180TPC and Intsys have successful gachas. Idk what percentage Nintendo takes from them but a simple thing to do would be to make a Nintendo EAD only gacha.
I won't take one small drawing request
>>530007909if Nintendo doess a gacha they stop being the “you don’t have to worry about our products, parents” company
(except for showing user-generated images in Splatoon)
>>530008020You should rest
>>530008020Ok do a big one with your ceph hugging hugefry
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anyone else?
no?
only me?
>>530010874got that one without even trying
>>530015325you know they just make a java monster energy drink right? they're delicious....
>>530016630Does it have the same amount of caffeine as the regular ones though
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>>530010874I'm more of a Rockenberg kinda guy
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>>530039793Best and good muffin.
>>530039793that's a good face
>bumping his dead thread for his dead game
>>530045076it's not my dead game it's our dead game
>>530045076I'm just here awaiting Raiders updates, the lull will subside any second now
will raiders be "infinitely replayable" like SO lmao
>>530051373even the single player is more replayable than SO because of the kit options. SO just sucks ass in general
Can we stop pretending SO was bad.
SO wasn't bad, it just wasn't worth the wait and asking price
Rogueslop is bad on principle.
>>530051373I think it'll have different modes, since it's a full game instead of just a DLC.
>>530055359Why do some of the best artists always have the worst fetishes imaginable?
>>530055679>void>fill it>become the best along the wayNo one else is going to do it.
>>530055359Yuta's anatomy is weird.
PB 0/10
Ever notice that the song at the hour is always the same?
>>530057780That’s why you gotta hit up that jukebox.
>brostar turned on flexlion
>>530059692But the enemy will be expected me to focus on them.
>do laundry
>head to the store for a drink
>still 9/10
>>530059692DON'T
TELL
ME
WHAT
TO
DO
>>530060840Post on 4chan.
Why did my hands go all spaghetti that match.
>>530059692/ink/ looking for beacons vs. /ink/ waiting for drawfags
>>530061058Early onset parkisons
>>530061102They have to look at the map after getting splatted to see if there’s beacons. Oh that’s right, /ink/ members are too good to get splatted, or they’re raging too much to even bother pressing the X button.
got me a bbq pulled pork sandwich
I just wanna grill for cod's sake.
f can we do photos next match k here
>kraken on tower
I'm going to splat myself.
GGs PB
thanks for hosting fantasy
Bro I fucking hate these godawful stages so much
you people play like you’re in B rank
>>530067616>says Kold who only got Silver X rank badge after Grandfest because noone is playing
>>530068576>he fell for itIt's too easy.
>>530068843Kold we know it's you you're on spectate
>Just sat through a direct Booyah-Bomb on the tower
>crab or booyah bomb every 30 seconds
I love this game wow.
i wish i could tank 30 hits and single-slosh kill.
Stop killing during pictures.
I hate Sturgeon so damn much.
>>530071079Even during pictures?
kek /ink/ dropping the wholesome uwu spwatoon act
>you people play like shit omg fuck you all i hate you this game sucks fuck crab lagger
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.
https://litter.catbox.moe/hh841k0092xbmees.flac
>>530071309It's only kold doing that
>>530071489GGs! Thanks for hosting.
>scorch/shipshape zones
not even with a rented ceph
Think my yebweyy days are over bros.
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I want a threesome with callie marie captain agent 3 and agent 8
>>530077308>/ink/ers in charge of math
>>530077385calamari counts as a singular entity
>>530077586Thats still 5 people in a 3some.
>>530077696I'll just watch
>>530086918freakazoid and sneakysnake
GGs again.
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How is amiibo support gonna affect Raiders?
>>530090557maybe they'll give your idol more things to do
Tying your ceph’s tentacles together while they’re not looking!
>>530088190@mikeinel @yuta_agc @yesterdaysalmon @sketchtan
Hosting a Salmon Running 2: On the Shore room on the hour/shop rotation for 1 King Salmon slaying.
Host: SS
Invites will be sent to pool, open to all
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I've lost 9 turf war matches in a row today. Didn't even think that was possible, figured surely the game would've given me a pity win by now.
>>530103042fwar, your happiness does not take precedent over my w/l ratio being artificially kept at 50/50
>>530103042>playing turf soloYou're just getting merked by premades. It's the same with open, just play series or X bro.
>>530103042This is me during splatfests.
>>530103042Bro, I lost 13 splatfest matches in a row one time. Sometimes the game just hates your guts and will give you shit teammates.
>>530103042>>530105805Only babyfaggots play turf war in 2025.
>>530108146with one change hime goes from a bottom 5 haircut to a top 5
>>530108146>>530108370There's no rush to add new stuff like this. Just save it for the next game. Slow as molasses
>>530108146Cute space buns :3
>>530108146Yeah they could use more free spirits to break.
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We got the kill, GGs.
>>530108370That closed eye yeb's haircut is too human.
>>530109517Have you seen the bowl cut? The bed head? The damn mullet?
Real cephs died in Splatoon 1. What we have now is general appeal.
Messy hair is honestly a great look. Hairstyles being too clean just doesn't feel right
>>530109738It looks like a generic protag haircut. I don't want to be reminded of basic bitches in my woomy game.
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>>530109512GGs G, took some cycling through Freelancers but we got the easy King Salmon slaying. Appreciate you coming by.
Until next time.
I want to see rainmaker axed in splatoon 4, so that the other modes that I like more get more rotations slots in a day
can you imagine them adding another mode though?
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>>530110627Late late GGs to PB I thought I posted this already.
>>530110819>draw marina>give her a woomy hairstyle
>>530110793But Rainmaker is just better Tower Control, why not axe the latter instead?
>>530110985this squigga will complain about anything
>>530110793>>530111109Rainmaker checkpoints are dumb.
>>530111814Cute frye ear on the right
>>530111861they're there to prevent games from ending in 30 seconds when a shitter teams gets wiped out.
>>530111861Right, and the special spam meta of tower control is so much better.
Nothing beats getting off the tower for staggered tri-strikes, then getting off again for the booyah bomb, then getting off again for the entire duration of a crab tank. Exhilarating stuff.
>>53011197130 second games are hilarious. It was the only reason to play RM.
>>530071558https://youtu.be/ChjJEU8_szU?list=RDChjJEU8_szU
>>530112136just use vacuum?
>>530112353>30 second games are hilariousnot if you were the one losing
>>530112353Arowana Mall The undisputed king for 30 second or less RM matches
>>530112353>dogshit mode design is okay if it's funnyplease kill yourself
There's a very good reason why most people only play zones.
>>530113373Tower control would be good if tri strikes fizzled on the tower and if kraken didn't push it but could control it.
>>530113373rainmaker
>decide on a quicker dangerous route or a safe long route>fend off opponents with the projectile>hide behind the barrier to protect yourself against the enemy>protect the carrier at all coststower control
>staying on the tower is dangerous but you earn special meter>more people on it makes checkpoints go by faster>using the sides of the tower to jump onto different areas of the map>special tech like destroying coolers and zipcaster grabbing the poleclam blitz
>requires full knowledge of the map and spawn locations>juggling clams across four teammates>power clam builds special but makes your position known>rewards teamwork like passing clams to each other, protecting teammates with inkvac, and jumping to each othersplat zones
>LOL JUST PAINT
>>530114015You still have poor tower routes and fucked special advantage rules. The only reason I personally tolerate it over RM is because I can push the objective and use my main weapon at the same time.
>>530112136tower is special spam
rainmaker is sharking stall spam
I think both modes sucks and always take 1 player on the team out of the match
>>530114237Are you one of this speds who sit in the zone all match?
>>530114237Low power babble
>>530114237>t. doesn't play the game
>>530114015I can control the tower with nothing but a Jr and likewise lock the enemy into a single spot on the map with nothing but a Jr. Bomb & shield spam is crazy effective in this mode.
I will be in my late 30s when Splatoon 4 comes out
>>530116206This but early 50s.
>>530116774imagine what the song wouldve been had it been octos instead squids.
>>530116642Where's your wife? Go home to your family, dude.
>>530102285>fatfag slopEw.
>>530117401I dont have a callie wife.
>>530061980The first thing I do after dying is look at the map to find out who to jump to and try to target beakons. Do you guys not do that?
gamepad is dead old man, there is no map
PB had some...interesting moments.
>>530125408haha funny moment…some one should draw it right!! mike if your here can you draw this haha if you want to if not its okay haha but if you can do it i would be grateful!
>>530130730you're the same faggot that endlessly posts idols in skimpy outfits yet bitch and whine and moan if some artist decides to do any inker ceph, please kill yourself
>>530130730Hey
shut the fuck up
"if someone draws an inker's ceph it'll make me cry and rage and shit my diapies! don't do that! We have to shit talk nono more because I need a thread scapegoat for my schizophrenia!" t. this fucking faggot jesus christ I know you're the same fucking person too, and no, I'm not the frenchoid, I'm just fucking sick of you posting the same dogshit every thread because you're a joyless cunt.
general feels like it fell down the stairs and now people are kicking it and beating it with shovels
>>530133265>>>/vg/blue archive
>>530130849>>530130941thats kold we really need to fucking exile him already notice how much better the threads were when he wasn't here or in the 8chn threads after the site shutdown??
>Land v Sea v Air
I haven't played Splat 3 in a hot minute. Are they repeating Splatfest questions like they are with other content?
why does everyhing good have to get ruined? i'm fuckin sad bro i'm fuckin sad
>>530108370#3 is every 16 year olds oc
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>>530135243Shhhhh Marie just sip your wine and cuddle 4
>>530135898I don't believe in ceph yuri
>>530125408check the fight on mincemeat tower between s and ss, it's embarrassing.
>>530136486>immediately thinks of 4 as a girlAnon you did this to yourself
>>530136804I don't believe in male cephs
i want doru mizu to draw veemos every day
>>530136804All the agents are girls.
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>>530136894>doesnt believe in yuri>doesnt believe in male cephswow what a double whammy
>>530137312Who cares what gender they are, theyre interchangeable and dont have any meaningful impact on the story
Anons just want them to be girls because theyre cuter than males when all it really is is a pissing contest
>>529880258>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A TAX CUT IF THE BILLIONAIRES ALSO GET A TAX CUT NOOOOOOOOOOLeftoid policies make more sense when you realize they are more interested in punishing the people they hate than helping the people they're supposed to represent
>>529880258>Already back firing lol, lmao even
>>530138285No one says that
>>530140080explain.
GG's Boy and (You)! Fun rounds
ggs salmn
got a bit tired at the end but fun
>>530140760>>530140827GGs, nice gold! Too many Big Shots...
Whoever wins the next splatfest determines how they get off the island in Raiders. The sea and air are obvious but if land wins the ocean will recede with the tides or something to reveal a driveable area..
>>530140375>No one says thatEvery loid says that whenever there's a tax cut
>>530143259I will now play team land just to see Woomy Moses
>amerisharts try to keep their garbage out of vidya threads for five seconds
>>530144032Can you just ignore them? fat fuck
>>530144032It was a non-american that brought up tax cuts, if you want to cry about americans go to /pol/ and stop doing it in our video game thread
>>530147678can't be a sweep if most japs are picking sea
>>530151339proof or salty
>>530152351japanese polls which have shown to be reliable every splatfest?
>>530152434proof or salty
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Why is it so hard to have good Splatoon cosplay? Even Nips with their cosplay superpowers can't pull it off right (not a representative specimen in the pic, that's just to help other anon stop gooning). An adult human dressed up as a ceph looks as jarring as a nigger in a kimono. Maybe a literal kid could do it better, I dunno.
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>>530153332we humans aren't fit to replicate ceph cuteness
>>530136486there's nothing Yuri about a mother's embrace
>>530152679first of all, the sea is salty
second of all, official jp splatoon twitter account
*dabs*
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today is my birthday, please show me flopshredders
>>530164743Show me your ceph, birthday anon
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>>530164743happy birthday
Sea is obviously the best choice,
The absolute worst you can get is on par with the most comfortable air lines.
And First class luxury sea travel is above anything the other methods could ever hope to provide.
Anyone who doesn't pick sea, hasn't been on a boat and probably can't swim.
Not that it should matter, not like you can fly either.
nerd
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>>530166183I’ve been on boats and I can swim. I’m not choosing Sea cause it’s Frye’s choice. She is notorious for losing Splatfests.
>>530168031Oh, gotcha, thanks
Posted that as you did lmao
>>530164743Happy Birthday
>when their battle replay is playing Tentacle to the Metal / Damp Socks feat. Off the Hook
>>530164743Happy birthday anon
I think it's funny that it's implied Frye has her driver's license but not Shiver.
Frye, of all people.
>>530171475>>530169290>>530167469>>530166434>>530165786>>530165550thank you, i am now one year older and will woomy for another decade
>>530175924What've you got against frye
>>530176061Nothing I want her to choke me out.
>>530176265>ywn be goblin gripped
ggfsh lotsa tornados today zzz
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GGs Gloopsuits.
flar wave 3 denied. ggs fsh killers.
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>>530177729very good flopshredder
>open /ink/
>no one posted the raiders news from nintendo today
>>530183501we only get news on midnight, so you must be australian
>>530183501I don't even have the app installed.
>>530183501>check>nothing:(
>>530183501Post it yourself then faggot
>>530183501what news? Not even japanese twitter is talking about it
Short panic open going up.
whoever stole my spot, fuck you
>>530187742Genuinely fuck all /ink/ers that do this, it's basic etiquette to at least (You) the post before joining someone's room.
>>530188162i think for rooms opening it should be a free for all, but for rooms opening to anons knocking? that's just an asshole move.
>>530187742>>530188162>>530189658You gotta drop what you’re doing and only focus on getting into the room.
>those tetras constantly having superarmor during their zipcaster>>530187742>>530188162>literally nobody sent any (You)sLike
>>530189658 said, this room was a first-come first-serve.
>>530190495That was after
>>530186803, are (You) blind, Anonymous?
>>530187742>>530188162>>530189658Wow it’s almost like you “three” could make your own room, but you don’t have the balls to do that.
>>530191579>>530191623GGs, would've won the last one if that JP Dynamo's lag didn't force me to trade with him.
I wish all sword squiggers a very slow agonizing death.
>>530194234you said you quit kek
>>530194234When did you start getting so butt hurt about everything?
>>530194234That's more on the netcode, if you watch the replay I'm sure it'd say you were like a second in the past on their perspective because fuck you.
>>530194525Around September 9th, 2022.
>>530194578Pretty sure it was, doesn't make it any less annoying almost 3 years into the game's lifetime.
And why could it not be the sword QR tryhard being a second in the past for me so I could bonk him up on the bridge?
Has anyone tested switch 2 loading times on splatoon 3 comparing cartridge vs a digital install?
>>530197719I only have physical
>>530197719I'm not spending another 60 bing bings for a digital version.
>>530198914You would if you were a true fan.
>>530199765look anon I just want to fuck woomies
next splat better have a splatana based on an angle grinder for hard to reach places
>>530197719~12 seconds from a physical cart, from the moment of pressing A on "who's playing this game" profile selection to "Press ZL + ZR" screen appearing. Recording is shorter, I think the 2 seconds it takes to close the home screen UI and start executing the actual game don't get recorded.
>>530200682Not a weapon based in paint or even liquid.
>when you put a time-skipping roller in their place
>>530201919neither are custom's blasters that are based on car parts, squelchers based on drills, rapids based on nerf guns, luna based on a vintage hairdryer, clash based on a pencil sharpener, explosher based on a heater, snipes based on a stacking pencil, ballpoint based on, well, duh, or zap and assblast based on nintendo's lightguns.
...wait, turns out the entire blaster class is not liquid-based. huh.
>>530202032rollerbros we'll get 'im next time.
>>530201835that's pretty good
I would've prefer having the game physically, but got a gift card so might as well buy it digital and get faster loading
Would anyone like to salm?
(You) is just a lesser frenchy and should be treated the same
>>530205140Nah. Woomy > Weyyo
>>530205645Veemo>woomy tho
>>530205792Veemos are the worst kind of ceph and should only be acknowledged for lewds and nothing more.
>>530207589We don't believe in yebweyys here.
My ceph > Your ceph
Argue with the wall.
>>530208010Walls can fight back too
>>530208010Consider
Your ceph + my ceph > our cephs seperated
>>530208010Mine tops, sorry
ok but have you considered you're a poopiehead
>>530208010Youre right. My ceph is better than your ceph.
never ask a squid supremacist the species of her girlfriend
>>530209880>veemo is kind, sexy and cooks well. Gives you hugs and kisses, doesn't judge or belittle youTough choice
>>530210408But veemo farts in bed and STINKS
>>530210408Veemos are nice but not the kettle veemos. They've been brainwashed for so long that they have no agency.
>>530211275I wish that were me
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A veemo wife could fix me.
is the switch online expansion ever going to get splatoon's 3 dlc?
splatoon's 2 dlc is already there
>>530213561why would it? splatoon 3 is still very much alive
Japs play this game in the most soulless, unfun way imaginable. Hope they region lock matchmaking next game.
does the switch 2 upgrade and new spinoff imply that we're not getting splatoon 4 anytime soon?
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>>530215023that would be the most logical assumption, yes. We might get more Splatoon 3 support, still.
Sex with the mechanic woomy.
I'm sick of this poojeet
we need new idols already
>>530215023>>530215698>>530215108>>530215023I dont want to wait until 2028 for squid game.
Big veemo brapers brapping on my face
>double missile teams appear more often
rape and kill whoever decided to bring back this special back, and also the person who thought frozen pro should be 190p when they hesitated to even make forge 200
I want veemo to sit on my face
>>530217904Woomy brappers
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>>530164743>>530176020HAPPY BDAY DIPNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!
why do they show their tummies
its lewd
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>>530219358Playing Rainmaker with this build
If a team can't break 90-80 in 2 minutes the game should end in knockout automatically, tired of wasting 5 minutes watching tards accomplish nothing but delaying the inevitable.
>b-but muh comebacks
How often does that realistically happen? Like 1% of games at best.
>isn't it hype tho
No, I can't care less about what happens during the match as long as I get to the results screen.
read a lot of retarded takes here but this one just might take the cake
>>530220216The best clam blitz games are the ones where it's 100-100 overtime.
>>530208010my ceph + your ceph = sex
>>530221302My ceph is male
>>530218251this woomer is excessively dum, can't even find the right button on the elevator
the less I play the happier I am, I envy secondaries
>>530221409my ceph is trisexual
and yours is male and thus not a veemo so he's good to go
moids try not to think about underage girls having sex (impossible)
>>530220897This ceph clams
>>530221962I want to do you
>>530221481>she hits the fire button instead of literally anything else>she doesnt understand why the lights are flashing and making a loud noise
>>530222881she was henceforth known as that woomy that caught on fire
>>530218251good woomy,...
woomy and veemo blitzing clams
my birthday last month was one of the worst birthdays I've ever had but I was too shy to post on /ink/
>>530136791I know what you're talking about and looking back it wasn't that bad, I've had worse. Not the first time me and another /ink/er awkwardly scuffle to only then simply walk away from each other.
>>530224254mine was almost exactly a month ago too
nobody remembered
>>530224580its just kold trying to stir drama again ignore
fuck me I just wanted to 400 my second last map...
I am going to purchase this video game for my brand new Nintendo Switch 2™ System is there anything I need to know before I play the video game
>>530227889There’s an event starting on friday. Pick a team asap.
>>530227889Do not turn off motion controls.
Why are Top 10 X niggers in my shitter timmy sub-1500 flar X queue? Always on the enemy team? Repeatedly?
I think I might be done with this game for good this time, it's literal anti-fun and has been for me for fucking weeks. WEEKS.
If we complained about bad matchmaking before, it's 100x worse now. I have not had a single enjoyable, fair match since the season started. Or longer.
Just unfriend and block me, it's been nice playing with you but I'm tired, I do not belong in this game and I do not belong here. This woomy is out. Nigger nigger nigger.
>>530228648see you tomorrow :^)
you posted that a month ago get new material
>>530227889Its a game, that can also play video
>>530230953>showing nipple on a blueboardEnjoy your vacation
>>530231060Had to squint to even see the hint of areola, but with how trigger happy some hotpockets are might as well play it safe.
>>529906303Tight speedos that highlight bulge
>>530231248>two name drops in one post
>>530233790you're god damn right
>>530233790This is a fucking video to some fatFUCK on gootube named yebby2988.
>>530233790only fat in my woomy are in her ink sacs
The drugs were too strong
My yebby just said he's a trvcel
>>530233790>>530233790Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>530233790da intended cubic gaming system
I hate this game but I love my woomy.
>>530244475CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
>>530244475DA NINTENDO SHITCYOOB
>>530244475>this is my xbox oneDamn how did he do that?
>>530246216Special fully charged
traumatically inseminating woomies with my massive hectocotylus
>>530249265Shut the hell up frenchie, go back to your containment disc*rd
I like French people! Well the non white French people I should say
I don’t know how to tell you this but…
manmenmi
>>530235126>>530202032>>530180275it's time for me to cum in the splatoon thread
le xd porn... MASTURBATE xD
I added your emoticon to my filters.
filter tsundere-chan
too bad hes a faggot addicted to porn
This kills the crab tank.
>>530255209nice you killed someone who was trying to have fun
>>530256628>21 vs 51They deserved it.
Should I get the game physically or digitally
>>530259515Physical. That way you can sell it if you don't like it.
is the game still worth getting or should I just wait for the next one?
>>530258556Any room left?
>>530261149The next one won’t be out for years. It hasn’t been announced and the devs are working on a spinoff.
okay, ready to splat children in 4k
the new bread will be banana?
>>530255209dragging panko out into the street...
>>530262441wtf is with that op image?
>>530262517I fell asleep. It's too late for a proper one now.
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