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>>529870594>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>3.4 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250620version-1rnehr/index.html>Version 3.4 Trailer โ "For the Sun is Set to Die"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwj-WxggXcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y_7LXuANTw
>Phainon Trailer โ "Coronal Radiance"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaT1GftoqV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLCb7Rm9748
>Myriad Celestia Trailer โ Fables About the Stars Part 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io9W-dvBTog
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>Animated Short "Hark! There's Revelry Atop the Divine Mountain"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQbetWZS-zs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkGZpIwsSkY
>A Moment Among the Stars โ The Destiny of Each New Dawnhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Mi7FbRwOSZk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=miOpFSxeqxA
>Current Character Banners: Phainon, Tribbie, Sunday, Sparkle + Tingyun, March 7th and Yukong - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39720140>New Drip Marketing:>Hysilens (5* Physical Nihility) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39370239>Cerydra (5* Wind Harmony) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39388506>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/giftCREATIONNYMPH (NEW)
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So when will the Stellaron inside TB become relevant? It's been more than 2 years and it didn't do shit.
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what is that
someone else check it out
not it
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L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>529881004>>529881013>>529880941It actually bugs me a lot. Every other heir has animations and voicelines that perfectly encapsulate their character and their abilities but tribbie gets rockets and somehow reverts to being a 2 year old?
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>he rolled wormonon
lolll
Happy 4th of July to all my burgers.
How do I tell my landlord I can't pay this month's rent because they're adding a genderbent king arthur in my kamige
phainons banner was actually a hidden ingame survey if he sold better we would have gotten a free march sp instead of dan3.
The other hidden survey currently going on is sunday vs tribbie, if sunday wins cerydra wont get any changes and will be a hyper specific harmony for only a few 5 stars.
Also keep using your new buffed kafka or they will think nobody cares about dot and just keep hysilens kit as a gigabrick.
>>529881275(You) still owe her sex.
Do we know who's rerunning with Hysilens and Cerydra yet?
>>529881212Some Anon said the Tribbie you roll for and the one in the story are completely different characters and I agree.
>>529881362i dont care, i wont roll for what i dont want
I genuinely feel like it's impossible for me to care about Hi3 related slops. Their writing is easily the most laziest of all characters created in the game because they're basically worse versions of pre-existing characters, made solely for fanservice. There's no way Cyrene will live up to Elysia's "hype", or Phainon for Kevin. But everything they do or say are just there to make people chimp out over references. Acheron was handled better because you can tell she's different enough from Mei but Phainon and Cyrene are basically 1:1 with little tweaks (Phainon is gayer, Cyrene has pagbait). I just can't believe they dedicated an entire planet to rehash this garbage, but worse.
can we please stop shitting on rappa, hsrg? It's not 2024 anymore, move on.
>>529881442yeah just going to roll Hysilens because i'm a DotKING then save till 4.x
>>529881362Holy fucking shizo
>>529881256there's still 30 minutes to go though?
>>529881362sorry anon, but I'm going to roll for what I want regardless
and fagnon and pagday are not in the cards, keep the birds away from me
>>529881479Why? She's hanging on by a thread thanks to Herta/Erudition shilling. We're already seeing this MoC that as things shift back to blast she falls off hard.
>>529881479Post more and I'll consider it.
>>529881212IIRC she did invent the rockets, and even that's a stretch because she forgot about it.
Not to mention her animations are too kiddy for her character, even though I find hilarious to see Trianne ride the rocket roward the enemies.
>>529881479she's good for sex and nothing else unfortunately
>>529881504>Why yes I am going to dotbrick myself a third time
>>529881668preach brother
>>529881709MANY are pulling for DoTKino
>>529881746This games shitty skill descriptions somehow make ours look good
>>529881479>MoC has always had an Imaginary weak side in MoC for all of Amphoreus>AS always has an option to pick a Blessing for a Break team>Perfectly sweeps through Pure Fiction>Even got a Valentine's Day art this yearI don't know what you're talking about anon, Rappa's been having a great 2025.
Give me a motherfucking DOOT bros I'm rolling for my Sparkle
>>529881709yes cry about it tranny
Dotchads will beat the odds anyway
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
If they made a kino male character with the same body type as Rimuru Tempest, everybody will roll for him and it'll be the single most highest earning gacha banner of all time.
>>529881929UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS
>>529881479you are right anon, i don't really hate rappa. I just get a bit salty remembering bananaslop since she was in it. I still wanna have anal with her if that counts
>>529881392What if the unit tribbie is actually tribbie at the end of the story where she opts to lose all of her memories
>another free MALE in December
Can you get 400 speed for Hyacinthia?
While I've been having a lot of fun getting max score in the various endgames, but one place that Phainon does suck major ass is DU. Like I don't know whats going on there but he is awful.
>>529881545Why are you racist against birds?
>pull kafka and swan and hysilens
>barred from running any new supports in the team
>>529882057you cannot, unless you do some meme runs in DU which allow you to stack speed like crazy
>>529882000>>529882075AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>529881929Win, brother...
>>5298819297 early pulls i belieb
>>529882192This was me yesterday
>>529882192>baited with the same path iconMy condolences
>>529882192you got a better sparkle kek
>>529882065Du was made to shill Castorice, who is pretty the opposite of Phainon in gameplay style. Just wait for the next DU expansion and you'll be able to solo it with him guaranteed.
>>529882192If it makes you feel any better I've lost 760% of my coinflips.
>>529881442I don't really care about whorelysia but I'll take the "pagbait". Shaoji bended the knee and now HItroons need to watch their "pink yuri jesus" expy jumping on the cock
wait so
is Cerydra in September or late August?
Why did they shill Castorice so hard when she isn't even that much relevant to the overarching Irontomb plot
Tribbie is just insane. Even Kafka + Black Swan suddenly clears a whole cycle faster compared to RM/Robin...
>>529882313>all that green kys
>>529882313Die
Kill yourself!
I changed my mind about Sunday
he's a fucking brick without his sig
I will roll for Tribbie E1 instead and wait for a Castorice rerun
>>529882192That happened to me as well but it was Tribbie's banner
>>529882346Easy money from the retards
>>529882392>E0S0 Sundaywhich is the higher priority: his cone or e1
>>529882346she literally saved the tb
without her the plot couldnt even move forward
>>529882452His cone is literally mandatory.
>>529882339Phainon during most of July
Firefly rerun during the rest of July and half of August
Hysilens' banner ends in September
>>529882368>>529882386I'd trade most of those greens just to win more coinflips.
>>529882452His E1 sucks. His cone is the best harmony cone in the game.
>>529882346She was the heir you spent the most time with.
Are you completely ignoring the first two patches?
>>529882452cone by a mile
it generates 1 hp making him sp neutral.
>>529882452If you don't have his cone he's literally just a Bronya that buffs less damage in exchange for Energy and CR.
>>529882554You act as if the writers had no choice but to make an irrelevant character spend the most time with us as if it wasn't to sell her for the anni.
>>529882548I also haven't won a single light cone 75/25
These greens are simply a consolation prize.
>>529882580Hes actually more sp positive than sparkle with his lc
if you pull for wormday you literally have AIDS
>>529882615And 3 turn buffs. That matters a lot.
>ad is just one guy running around with Phainon
lol this guy gigashilled but the budget was not high at all
>>529882615Nah his buffs are still better because the last more than the turn. But yeah he's still mostly a sidegrade unless you grab S1.
Why did Phainon wait so long to be cool, he felt like homobait and then now he's shonenkino out of nowhere..
Who would win in a giant sword battle? Yunli or Phainon
What cone does Yukong even want?
>>529882740No you don't. AIDS doesn't spread like that.
I don't think I've ever wanted a banner to end as fast as Phainon... Why did they stick the mc of the space Greek arc in a banner so heavily overshadowed by the collab banner?
>>529880981 (OP)>return to square up against Phainon after Bart got killedSay what you want but she's loyal.
>>529882249Would lick and worship her perfect feet every single day.
>>529882818You have worms btw
>>529882774Yunli
Phainon could've been cool if he actually used his sword
I shouldve been luckier than this tbdesu
>>529882810The more pressing question is why are you using Yukong?
>>529882773>out of nowhereSomeone hasn't been paying attention
Which Star Rail's anus would you Trailblaze?
>>529882773hes still homobait
So why would i roll sunday e0s1 when i could go for e1 tribbie instead who works in every team without any spd tuning issues?
unless i like him of course for his personality and story
>>529882773gacha retardation
they don't build characters as well as they should and save it for their advertisement (patch) instead. it's one of the most artificial and frustrating parts of these games.
can you imagine how much better castorice's story would be if they LITERALLY didn't shove everything relevant in it to the patch itself? Imagine if we knew TB was dying or dead or endangered from 3.0. It would flow much better than it happening the instant it was Castorice's turn so she could have something to do.
>>529882928I like foxian girls.
>>529882953If it changed her battle model to not being a robot I would have
Yunlifags are one of the most obnoxious classes of posters in this entire general. I have never seen such a mentally ill demographic shill their irrelevant buddypoke character so consistently and this fervently almost every 3 threads
Every time you're talking about a character or topic or anything some Yunli pedo faggot has to come in and go "Yeah but what about Yunli" what do you mean what about Yunli? who gives a shit about Yunli? Nobody mentioned Yunli, she's irrelevant, her design is repulsive and ugly, her banner flopped, she's stuck in T1 with Blade, why do you keep shilling her here? NO ONE CARES
>>529882773He is whatever the writers need him to be, as are all of the amphoreus characters. Aglea is a wise stone cold mommy femdom when the game needs her to be, and then just ciphers mother a couple of patches later.
Same thing with phainon, homobait when itโs mydeiโs turn to be shilled, and then shounenkino when they want to shill phainon. Itโs why I donโt like amphoreusโs characters, itโs very deceptive and dogshit frankly
>>529882968You have a moral duty to do so to Tribbie
wait. is saber's banner not next week?
I just bought the Firefly skin, anyone want to hop on chat and erp
>>529883078And to be clear you must do it to all 1000 Tribios.
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>>529882994You imply this is an either or. If your actually playing Star Rail correctly you are grabbing every single limited harmony (except Brickle I guess).
If you want a harder reason then Sunday is better then Tribbie for Phainon, Saber, Mydei and Aglaea
>>529882996>Gacha retardationIt's just hoyo who insist on making a character useless until their designated shill period. Other gacha games don't have a problem writing characters properly and developing through multiple patches.
>>529883046>buddypokeShe's not
>phainon name drops belobog and penacony but not the loufo
LMAO even he thinks its shit
>>529883046*farts on this post*
>Males dont se-ACK
Phainon WON
Cope and seethe
>remember launch day
>Spent 12 hours rerolling until I got the bronya+other 5* from starter banner
>Haven't used the bronya and gepard I got back then for more than a year now
Forget skins, hoyo can make a lot of money by selling facial expression and body poses packs to make dialogue scenes more dynamic, for a price
>rolled for E6 Phainon
>immediately received 5 new friend requests
Making friends is easy!
>>529883046I think you need to calm down, kafkasis
Would Sunday have been able to deliver Amphoreus for Phainon? I'm talking Sunday (true [format de wonweek]) with his order powers?
>>529883331Did you buy your IRL friends too?
>>529883331Post your code Aibou.
>Hysilens
TOF did it first btw.
>>529883046Yunli SNACKED you
>>529883304literally same as me
i created nearly 10 new accounts trying to get bronya since i heard she was one of the better ones to get
she hasnt been in my team for months
>all that shilling just not even last a day on top of cn rankings
lmoa
>>529883389>deliver Amphoreus for Phainon?Does he like put Amphoreus in a pizza box and give it to him? Or call amazon to grab it? What does this mean?
>>529883307i'm not the only one who cringes every time they do the same fucking pose in a cutscene, right?
>>529883331Is Phainon the new Literally Me character?
>>529883304This is why I don't reroll more than an hour on new gacha games anymore. Everything gets powercrept anyways.
>>529882953I did but honestly fuck Hoyo. They should make at least two and school uniform should be free while something like jepellafly is paid
Why do I always laugh when anyone posts blade?
https://youtu.be/pKXM5ApRRL8?si=QpEUnpT4LjJqwtFk
Pagnonbros? I thought we were the deliverer...
Wow CN Mydei and Phainon fujos are vocal about the change in the direction for Phainon's character in 3.4 and they are not happy. They are discontented with the way Mydei was not given much screentime in Phainon's patch. I guess they were holding out hope for more Mydei/Phainon fujobait in the latest patch. There's even a petition that's garnered thousand of signatures to have Phainon's personality changed back to being Mydei's orbiter. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.
>>529883563For some of us, yeah.
slightly unrelated but to those of you who play both games I occasionally see posts in /gig/ debating all the schizo theories about mihoyo merging the genshin universe with hsr with all the recent shit with skirk but i don't see hsr doing the same. So it makes me wonder if it's actually just /gig/ having a knee jerk reaction
Perhaps he's the deliverer, as in one who removes the liver of people.
>>529883657licks her little feetsies
kiss her little toesies
>>529883634The rugpull must've shocked them with how they've been spamming for the past 2 DAYS.
>>529883665you thoughts on knife rape?
>>529883678Get these whores out of my face where is my wife Cassie.
>every free 5-star(male) in hsr is a dps and gets powercrept within 2 patches
Iโm nooooooticing
You can buddypoke this dick
>>529883331post id anon, i wanna try out e6 phainon
>>529882470it was contrived and resolved within the same patch and it had nothing to do with the flamechase journey
shit it made dan look ultra retarded in retrospect because he gave a completely illogical reason for why he never said anything until now
>>529883780NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My script says it's time for my wives to make out, check this 5.
So why did Kephale stop speaking?
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>>529883602The stronger emanator
>>529883634I really like this meme.
>>529883403>>529883760are you EU? will you harass me?
>>529883063>Itโs why I donโt like amphoreusโs characters, itโs very deceptive and dogshit franklyI think Amphoreus really just exposes how bad they are at character consistency because the patches last fucking forever. So you have Castorice doing nothing but performing exposition for 3.0-3.1 and then when her shill patch comes she's this moronic pity waifubait whose willing to do everything to fix (You) and then when that ends? She's a noncharacter with 7 lines in 3.3. How can anyone take this shit seriously. Phainon will probably have 10 lines next patch knowing Hoyo.
>>529883870i'm NA, it's joever.
thanks for being willing to share anyways
>>529883774>Extremely hot>Bitchy attitude>Resting bitch face>Ruined by being a DoT supportIt's like they want her to flop.
>>529883830She's literally managing amphoreus recycle bin
>>529883665Because Genshin story is focused on one world, Teyvat, so anything from outside is big news and could affect it
Meanwhile HSR setting is the entire universe with multiple worlds. Whatever happens in Teyvat is likely to have 0 impact on this game (at least for all we know...)
>>529883297Nice vibe check. If only he got more than 15 tiktok hours chinks wouldn't laugh now
>>529883707...they're always spamming though? they've done it for months.
>>529883774I'm actually kinda interested in rolling for her after the little preview we had in the update. I wouldn't have the premier DoT setup but I don't think that'd be much of an issue. Kinda depends on what the upcoming reruns are.
>>529883657I'm hungry because I skipped breakfast to rush to my thesis defense...
This is so fucking bullshit
>>529883331aye, i wish they upped the max friends cap. why is there even a cap for these things?
>>529883774if you come inside of her can you see the sperm fill her womb?
>>529883634I never thought this dumb meme woud be used this way, you fags really are bored
So is Phainon literally me because he's a self loathing boyfailure chasing a destiny that was never his in the first place? Or is he literally me because he's gay ?
>>529883870Yes I'm EU.
No, I'm antisocial and don't wish to talk to people unless I already know you or it is anonymous no-strings attached yelling through a Styxian bug catching forum.
Let me post my code first as a show of faith.
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>>529883929>>Bitchy attitude >>Resting bitch face >>Ruined by being a DoT support These are pros not cons actually
>>529884008she doesnt have that + it would be like sticking your dick in a fishbowl
>>529884052evidently the latter
Wake up you stupid fucking honkeks and start spending more, pull your kevin bonseimeri fagnon and his worm slave sunday, I need funding for my game's third relaunch.
>>529883774>>529883929How did she die again?
>>529884005>The g*rman faggot is posting his money wasting collection again
>>529884052The first one, I wish I was gay.
>>529884125Alice got her undetboob removed from her swimsuit skin. Zenzored Zlop Zigger...
>>529884142No, I'm this one
>>529881929>>529882192Seems like I should really quit
>>529884078I will add you when I come home after wageslaving. please don't bully
>>529884178Check your DMs
To all the "heirs fags":
How do you feel knowing all those characters exist as stepping stones for Phainon? All their individual wishes and struggles only exist so that Phainon can have a character motivation. They don't matter at all and they have no means of changing their own fates. Worse is that Phainon can't fulfill their wishes either, because it's actually the self insert's job... the character the heirs aren't really connected to.
Skin idea: genderbent nekomimi skin called Bro-nyaa. Thoughts?
>>529884141too much sex on our marriage bed
>>529883883The patch length definitely fucks it too. Penaconyโs main story was what, 3ish patches long, about the same length in time if not shorter than amphoreusโsโฆ but amphoreus is supposed to extend allll the way to 3.7? What the fuck?
Also since they stopped making character story quests, they just merged them into the main story, which makes it feel even more like โHEY ANON DID YOU KNOW ITS THIS CHARACTERS PATCH BECAUSE THEYRE THE FOCUS? HEHEโ. Which isnโt always the worst, but it feels like it happens every time in amphoreusโฆ and then for the next patch to completely ignore or dump any of that characters relevancy, which is the biggest issue.
>>529884343to be fair all my favourite honkais are irrelevant story-wise so this changes nothing for me...
>>529884007>some poor faggot out there likely had to waste 200 rolls getting hyancine+cone after losing coin flips>this nigger gets e6 in that same amount of rollsit's shit like this that keeps me away from trying to chase eidolons
>>529883046Truth nuclear bomb
>>529884269There's nothing there except an old message from my one Lesbian friend who loves Boothill.
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>the yunli hate copypasta was just made the moment phainon's banner dropped
I'm noooooticing
>>529883634I was in the the thread where this copypasta was posted for the first time
Would've filtered less people if he wasn't homobaited so early on to shill Mydei.
>>529884078Your account is pretty boring but I just sent you a request
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>>529884485but we love snacks here...
>>529884343I don't know what to say, man. It sucks. I do like some of the heirs and hoped they wouldn't be turned into mere NPCs to shill an expy.
>>529884516you have anal eels
>>529884530is wheelchairfly even good
>>529884504>Your account is pretty boringThanks.
>>529884516there are sea snakes coming out your ass
>>529882996This is why HSR's story will always fall short of its true potential. The story is constantly warped by their insistence on syncing the focus with the character release schedule, which is a fucking stupid way to write a story like Amphoreus. So instead of introducing everyone at the start and giving them all equal screentime, they take turns shilling them and then dispose of them once their patch is over, like what happened with JOBdei.
I know its a retarded move probably but I want some /hsrg/ friends, Ill get on my pc later to accept them
EU - 700294204
>>529884583>wheelchairflyraped the shit out of the bugs, so it works on my machine
>>529884343It hurts me to know that Hyacine has to suffer this much, and I got hurt hearing her scream in pain.
Saintontas brings up a valid point. The power scaling in the animations for amphoreus characters is too wild. How are we going to go back to sovl animations like SW smashing enter on a VR keyboard or QQ slamming down a mahjong tile
>>529884641the writers are just shit, we have jobta who came out in 3.0, has her own segment in every patch and yet, has been irrelevant and useless from start to finish
No one:
Mihomo: AI people are people, robots are people, fanfics are people, tulpas are people, please be in parasocial relationships with our 2D characters :)
>>529884343Mydeifag here (actually like the character and don't care about ship autism or homoshit) and nothing has changed. I knew from the beginning he'd be a distant 3rd fiddle to Phainon. Mydei himself said that when fate came for them, they'd resist and die. Being specks in the grand scheme of things is coherent with that.
I know I'm late as fuck but excuse me for a second
We're not allowed to be chummy with our literal family Kafka and SW in front of the AE because they're criminals, but suddenly Sunday, another criminal, JOINING THE AE is OK????? What the fuck is Himeko's and Welt's problem? I understand Dan is passive and March is literally mentally disabled, but what the fuck the otehr two.
At this point the only explanation is Himeko is jealous of Kafka, and Welt has a gay boner for Sunday.
>>529883849I think that would kill the Firefly...
So how are you guys playing Candy Crush? Personally went for the Silver Wolf super bomb spam. Kind of risky at first, but it has a high floor.
>>529884862>fuck is Himeko and Welts problemsthey're assholes who sit there and do nothing that's what
>>529884878Also doing the Silverwolf bomb strat. It's the most braindead way to play and I don't like Candycrush.
I just want my jades.
The other Harmonys feel like resigning yourself to Easy mode.
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>>529884759look at ceydra who knocks over a chess piece
How the fuck is Hyacine so popular? It really baffles me that people actually rolled for a filler character
>>529883929>Ruined by being a DoT supporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SIz8WLzKWA bro ur Acheron...?
>>529883634BRING ME BITCHNON
can you guys strop critiquing amphoreus
we're only halfway through it
Silver Wolf buff is a success
>>529884969 she's pink and cute and suffers.
it tickles protective instincts
So if Irontomb hasn't been born yet how did he wreck havoc on civilizations all over the universe?
>>529884969She's a pink Barbara, that's literally it
>>529883929>lesbian>>529884125>>529884209>DEI girl>censorshipDeiless Dei Deigger
>>529885015why are you so obsessed with that subreddit
>>529884984Thatโs the worst part
cute healslut after a DROUGHT of non-cute healsluts
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>>529885006While he's been asleep people have been taking pieces of his incomplete equations/viruses to destroy technological worlds
When he hatches (for real) his improved equation is good enough to kill Nous.
>>529885006Lygus was basically sending scraps of Irontomb's code to the galaxy as a test run. The main body has always been in Amphoreus.
>>529885015that's a TRVKE, Dan is cooler than Shitrene
>>529885015>gets free male>still complains about itWhyโre they such bitches
>>529884969i actually hate pulled for her despite me eternal hatred for pink characters cause she was BiS for Castorice but after going through shill patch in 3.3 i thought she was alright cause i liked her determination despite not being so impressive as a heir on the powerscale. Not my favorite character by any means but i don't dislike her anymore
>>529885175Cute face.
I love my jobber wife.
>>529884343Most characters are stepping stones for the select few that are actually relevant
Phainon is practically unusable in early stage of high protocol DU
bitch got killed so damn fast
Irontomb is just a Darkseid expy.
So at this point, how does March actually fit into Amphorous since it implies she came from there. Give me your most ridiculous theories.
>March is actually a part of Irontomb kidnapped by Fuli.
>>529885015>Failing to downplay PhainonLmao
>>529885015that retard spends most of xir time in ao3 and chinese fujo circlejerks
>>529885242>Fate Collab is GIGAlimited-Wait... I'm not a Fate/Fan!
>>529885015>popularity rankingExcept the one that actually matter like the in game letter poll
>>529884862did sunday actually kill someone?
>>529885208>Wormitas Ratio FREE>Wormcher FREE>Dan Hung FREEmaybe they should give a girl out for once instead of worms
anyone here don't play the game for the story?
>>529885242Sounds about right, he looks like he needs that one Destruction blessing that heals him when he hits low HP.
>>529884759isnt he black?
Why won't Genshin copy what HSR does?
>>529885276it was never implied
she is just a retarded tourist like tb and dan, her hometown is on the other side of the universe
>>529884356Easy solution: Write a story. Don't have requirements like X amount of chars or whatever. Release chars related to the story here and there.
Have completely irrelevant to the story characters release. They always come with their own story and you use these to build the setting. I.e. instead of permanently looking at titans and flame chasers and shit, we'd be looking at other parts of the world, because every world should have more things than just ONE. There are bound to be many people that hold together the town and other things because the flame chasers are obviously busy chasing flames. So far SR tries to do this with unvoiced random NPC garbage, but nobody needs that crap.
Also alts. Alts are great, because you can give them another 1 hour episode of their life again. I.e. what happened to Bronya? New Bronya alt and you go back to belobog and see how the development and everything progressed. Like that you produce an alt (or new belobog char) here and there to drive the little story that's left forward. Not every patch of course. Once in a while.
>>529885360Genshin is a game for neets with no money to spend and excess time to explore for 5 primos
HSR is a game for self respecting salary men with fat overflowing wallets
I'd rather roll for Archer eidolons than any of premium hsr maleshitters since he's designed to be an actual cool chuuni male character first before everything else unlike hsr faggot males
>>529884969She's a very nice girl, some people like girls like her
why does march need welts shoulder massager??
isnt she a bit too young to have shoulder pain?
>>529885476>I'd rather roll for a free male Eidolonsyou have AIDS nigga, stop trying to justify it
>>529885429they killed billions
>>529885337Because worms donโt sell so theyโre free meanwhile waifu sell. Itโs common knowledge regardless of what any tranny says
>>529885015What downplay? That bitch ass nigga got so much shilling that it made Castorice's anniversary look like a fucking joke
>>529885518She uses a bow and arrow
>>529884862Sunday wanted to "save" everyone, was manipulated by someone else to join their cult, failed in the end (so no real harm was done) and sincerely repented. If anything, I'm more confused why people still dislike him when he's clearly a good guy.
>>529885518you get shoulder pain regardless of age if you have bad posture
i hunch up sometimes when i'm using my laptop for college and i sure as fuck would love a massager
>>529885549They literally didn't
>>529883046Sucking on Yunli's toes while LAUGHING at this hagpedo post
>>529885360>all that so Wormnon could beat Skirk by just three (3) tiktok hoursHSR has fallen...
>>529885015>another free wormsigh
>>529885598nice try mihoyo salesperson i will still not roll
>>529885598Because Sunday's brand of character works best as an amoral figure or antagonist. it's just boring as a protagonist unless they play on his saccharine sarcasm, which they don't. if sunday acted with everyone like he does with herta, he'd be more welcomed.
The alt backlog is huge. We still need around 364 March 7th alts.
>>529885276>March is someone that doesn't exist>Only became an actual person after someone or something put her in the ice she was in (as if a photo being taken)>M7 reacts badly to Amphoreus since Fuli's gaze has been on it thanks to Cyrene since the ice is from Fuli>Cyrene will use March's experience to find a way to make all of Amorpheus real once she becomes an Emanator for Remembrance
>>529883046says the dotbrick
>>529885360the passion project...
>>529885667Why are you sighing? You don't need to redeem him and you're much more likely to justify spending on a new waifu anyway.
>>529885703I wasn't trying to shill him. People should only roll characters they like.
>>529885774>3 (three) free wormssigh
are we getting the chess brat or the dotbrick first?
>>529885341who the fuck plays a jrpg gacha game for the story
play a visual novel if you care about the story
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>>529885714>if sunday acted with everyone like he does with hertaWELL I GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE HE'S HAD LIKE 20 LINES SINCE 3.0
>>529885818dotbrick first thankfully
gives me time to recover
>>529881929Thank you for funding Yenless Yen Zero.
>>529885431Pretty much, just write the damn story organically instead of in this soulless corporate shill way. But unfortunately HSR is way past the era of effort and passion so it's over.
>>529885814I'm a faithful but man Sparkle would tempt me.
Horse racing minigame when
>people suddenly likes Cyrene
What went wrong?
>>529885816We can't afford free waifus, breh. We need to SPEND.
>The Yunli pedos did not like my post.
Good, let your seething rage be the requiem that exposes your own retardation. Face it: nobody cares about Yunli, nobody cared about Yunli, and nobody will care about Yunli besides a few dozen pedophiles that need to be put in a mental ward
>>529885341What story you retarded nigger
>>529885774>constant attempts to worm my accountwhy wouldn't i sigh?
Why does Acheron's hair grow longer when she turns white
>>529885714>it's just boring as a protagonistFunny you'd call him a protagonist when he has literally done absolutely nothing after joining the express. I'm not sure what the writers are going for with him...
It's kinda weird but the acting from the new Trailblazer VA actually seems a lot better than the old one, despite presumably being a British person putting on an American accent? It makes me wonder if British people are just straight up better at acting and people simply didn't know about it because British rarely get to do voice work. All this time people spent hating on dubs and it turns out the real problem was Americans. I should really play Baldur's Gate 3, I hear there's a lot of good British voice actors in that.
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>>529885883actual pandering unlike firefraud
So where does the name Khaslana come from?
They suddenly started throwing around that name like it means something. Why is he Khaslana and not Phainon
Why was she even released just to do nothing
>>529885910Just don't absentmindedly redeem, my friend.
>>529885774NTA, but if they release 3 free males within 2 years, there needs to be a serious talk about males existing to begin with. In the gacha that is.
At some point you gotta ask: Is it WORTH having them? If they are free so often the answer is very easily: Apparently not.
Then you can continue with 0 males in gacha from then onwards and release a free male character once in a while (like new versions for Welt or Dan or whatever).
>>529885962Fill the footslut quota
>>529885946Another dumbass Hi3 reference for the sake of Hi3 referencing
>>529885814Sparkle would be a better fun gf I won't mind
>>529885883people fell in love with her budding breasts and cute feet
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gonna cum
>>529885946Look up the name of the HI3 protagonist
>>529885832>>529885908wow reading is hard huh?
>>529885962they still didn't decide on what to do with screwllum's kit yet so she had to be first
>>529885895mom what happened here? why are you mad
Bald eagle Aeon of FREEDOM when?
>phainon
>sss+ tier revenue
>cyrene just winked at me in front of phainon
Uh... is this okay? Well he didn't seem to mind.. haha...
>>529886087The story is unreadable AI slop, how can anyone read this shit
>>529885998But they are, they give you spending breathing room. Even the devs are aware they can't constantly drain your wallets, they need to give you time to save dinero so you can E6 the gals.
I think you really need to buy my school uniform and start talking more about me.
>Cyrene
Spoiler alert: She's not going to outsell my banner.
>>529886048wtf
is this good for kafka?
doesnt she need ehr
>>529885946Muh HI3 reference
>>529886029>>529886073I know about Kevin obviously, I'm asking for an in universe explanation.
>>529886048>atkwhat a fucking waste
>>529886037Sparkle is not GF material
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>>529881212She was inventing all kind of devices back in Janusopolis, lorelet bro. And even nowadays Chartonus crafts rocket launchers for her.
>>529886129more like an SSS+ tier brick
jesus christ
Tribbie cut down my MoC by 7 cycles and she has garbage gear on...
>>529886204Yes she's rape material
when you first started to play this game you would get so many text messages from the story and such it was really cool I felt like I had real friends for once. I wish they would just lean in on the text message portion
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I listened and saw the Proi Proi and it's good but wildfire song is still better.
Still waiting for a moment better than an episode 1 moment
>the subway slammer is more memorable than all of HSR characters
What went wrong?
>>529886238what the snacks
>what it could've been
Amphoreus is such a disappointment
>>529886192It's a reference
That's it
>>529886238Wtf did they buff Sparkle
>>529886238i took tribbie of my castorice team for ruan mei and my dmg fucking evaporated
her aura buffs are too strong
>>529886167Not even the devs care about you with that shitty excuse for an outfit
>>529886282the "episode 1" moment will never be replicated because a major part of its appeal was the novelty of the game and the nostalgia you're now experiencing towards it
>>529886192It's genuinely just a Hi3 reference, like everything on this dogshit planet. I'm so serious.
In Hi3, Kevin didn't care about his last name Khaslana despite being the grandfather of the lineage so he discarded it. This is also why Phainon "gives" it to TB at the end too.
>>529886249Any amount of common sense
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Pls don't tell Firefly...
>not enough rolls for sparkle LC
Shit, wat do?
>>529886350For me, it's bruce
I'm going to masturbate to Cyrene now
>nano sideboob = free
>JK firefly = paid
what a world
Cyrene giving sloppy blowjobs to (You) daily while Cuckfly seethes
Cyrene looks like sheโd ask me to be in a poly relationship with her, I donโt like it.
>>529886495This harlot comes off too strong
Shes definitely using us
>>529886350oh yeah Mr. Reca used to be a character in this game huh
>>529886465>In Hi3, Kevin didn't care about his last name Khaslana I mean, it's more like he didn't want his descendants to be burdened with his own sins, which is why he didn't put importance into the last name.
>>529886507she wants sunday LC anyway
>>529886518>>529886543Don't let Da Wei catch you browsing /hsrg/
amphoreus slurpers be like
why is there game play in my video game?!
>>529886495why is she always so smug
I want to have sex with her
>>529886606He WILL come home.
>>529885360On anni in October. Trust.
>>529885814Since Sparkle is my favorite I would give in and cheat with Sparkle... I can't ever say no to her...
How does anyone watch that phainon animation without getting 2nd hand embarrassment
>>529885946THIS CONFUSES ME TOO. I know about HI3 and Kiana Kaslana and Kevin Kaslana but what is the in game explanation for this name? I was expecting Phainon's real name to be Khaslana but that isn't the case either. Cyrene just randomly calls him Khaslana before dying. WHYYY?
>>529886507just dance three times
or planetary rendezvous in mono
>>529886507skip it, her LC is not that good DDD is her bis
So apparently Cyrene is just that tiny as an adult because she stopped growing.
They better not hag-ify her playable model, she's already perfect.
>>529886687Don't use or redistribute without permission.
the golden rule hasn't failed me yet, who's next on your hitlist?
>>529886750A easy slut is also for (you)
Doesn't mean I want her
>>529886657it was people who hated 3.0 who said that
amphoreus has never recovered after that
>>529884343I'm not a woman like you so I don't give a shit about le deep engaging story behind my gacha wives. Also Phainon's arc is over, he was written out and will only appear near the end so essentially he's the same as others, he can't do shit.
>>529886785I fucking hope not
>>529886787You can't stop the spread of prime cinema.
>>529886753Because its peak kino
Of course a DBZspic wouldnt know though
>>529885946>>529886760The TRUE explanation is that Cyrene saw all the other Kevins outside of Amphoreus (she said she saw the worlds outside in the 1st cycle flashback) and thought the name was cool, so she called him that. Happy?
>>529886790march actually
and she will be a useless brick because she needs cyrene
Theres' no buffs that could save Sparkle short of a complete kit revision
>>529886778HMC uses DDD
Tribbie uses DDD
Sparkle uses DDD
Bro I don't have enough DDD for everyone
You might hate space China but we have to accept that it has the best cast of all the planets
Penacony only good characters are Firefly, Acheron and Robin
>>529886948>still using HMCLooks like somebody skipped Fug
>>529886967All 3 best looking characters from space China are not in this image tho
>>529886760Khaslana is not a name but a title so after she died, Phainon carried that "title" Khaslana with him as Flame Reaver. He then gave the title to TB.
>>529886967>SushangA low IQ bitch
>HuohuoStuck with a heliobus criminal
>GuinaifenAn e-celeb whore
>>529886817wrong
it was people who play for the story who did that
Alright now I'm sure it's just TB being schizo
>>529886967at one point you'll have to understand that people have their on tastes and just because you keep posting these retarded meaningless side characters you like it doesn't justify calling all the other china wank characters good. I personally think everyone fucking sucks except for Blade
>>529885946TB is now Khaslana (the one who bears chaos).
Do chinks think Khaslana sounds cool and not fucking retarded
>>529886948>Spunkle uses Fungay cone>3B uses DDDProblem solved.
>>529887131>future prostitutes>soulLmao, more like they'll suck the soul out of your body with their blowjobs at some red light district in Aurum Alley in near future
>>529886967These three aren't even relevant to Luofu plot
>>529887114Or Acheron really left a piece of her in TB
Wait Sparkle wants DDD, not her sig? Did I roll her sig for nothing?
>>529886967These are good characters but the issue with Luofu is the people who got the focus in the main story are boring mary sues
>I did not care for Penacony. It insists upon itself
Crazy how they managed to slip this one in
>>529887150kaelus khaslana
If 3.7 ends with Cyrene shill patch, she is definitely oneshotting Irontomb when she regains all my memories, isn't she
Are you allowed to play this game before you get an estrogen prescription or is that frowned upon?
i love the Hotaru's zettai ryouiki
>>529887183What do you mean you don't like Kevin Khaos Khaslana the Grand Khlansman?
It sounds super cool!
Phairene shippers is crying now. They're said Cyrene and Phainon is marrying for save Amphoreus but hoyoverse humiliation them.
>>529887346>my memoriesI though you were on ice March 7th.
>>529887294DDDfags are retarded
>>529887346Don't forget that she will revive the Heirs to make their fans GRATEFUL for her flawless benevolence
>>529887294she can use her sig if you already hit your speed breakpoints and you don't have another ddd user on your team
>>529886760It's basically to confirm that Phainon and Cyrene are a couple. Phainon was Khaslana and now TB became Khaslana which means Phainon = TB and Phairene = TBrene
>529887417
there is no way this isn't bait with grammar like that
>>529886967Those three are literally the worst characters in the Luofu.
Imagine the sheer celestial pleasure of manhandling Cyrene's tiny body in the sea of golden grass...
>>529887427if you get a third action in cycle 0, it's effectively a 50% final damage boost, which is way more than any other light cone can give
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I miss Belobog KINO...
>>529887507It an falsflag
Don't care. I love Sparkle. I worship Sparkle. My face is her feet-throne.
>>529886967No Hanya?
No Xueyi?
Not even Fu? Or Yukong?
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>>529887507shippertroons actually do be like that though
>>529886753because I loved Gurren Lagann and got reminded of it
>>529886967Space China only has 2 good characters. Rape bait fofo and the pink footslut.
Every other expies before Amphoreus are their own characters with divergent personalities from their HI3 counterparts. So why are Phainon and Cyrene LITERALLY Kevin and Elysia?
>>529887675Because they're SUCH good popular and well written characters, why would you do anything original with them??????
Also Shaoji is a lazy shitty hack, this planet is extremely low effort in general when you think about it
>>529887649man, the mentally ill sure do make my head spin
The best character out of Xianzhou is Dan Heng
>>529887675THIS
It fills me with disgust that Phainon is LITERALLY Kevin who is canonically used goods which means Phainon is used goods too
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>>529887562>>529887457Well that's rolls I'll never get back
Nobody cares about Pagventurine you freak
We all know Phainon is for Stelle
>>529887789I wonder when he's getting a buff...
>>529887867Dude? Your Hanya?
>>529887837Kevin died a virgin, Khaslana might too
Sure he had a wife but he never stuck it in
I'm telling you he's pathetic as fuck. He does everything FOR FREE
>>529887649good, I hope fagnon actually gets paired with that pink whore so ricechads and flychads can laugh at these insufferable elyshitters
Do you think Cyrene still sleeps with Trailblazer like she used to when she was Mem?
>>529887568That's just the honeymoon phase talking
I can't believe each new pinkslut form is a downgrade from the first
Mem > Cyrene > whatever slut pops out next
so... is skipping Phainon fine or a brick?
>>529887937I actually like Hanya's design and have her E6 but I never even looked at her kit carefully
tell me about it
>>529887941Still the fact that he had a wife is too much to bear. He should have stayed pure in the literal sense of the word
>called irontomb
>is a sceptre made from metal = iron
>constant death spirit etc = tomb
So how does IPC even know how to name it as such?!! When its hidden away.
>>529888117It will always be ok to skip dps
>>529886967Truke
Anybody who actually has played the game have at least 1 character from notchina in their top 3 favorite characters
>called NeiKos496
>Neikos means strife
>496 is a perfect number
In this general, WE love:
>Yuri
>Grooming
>Age gap
>Height gap
>Abuse
>Economic gap
>Coercion
>Power imbalance
>Toxic relationships
BUT only if its yuri
>>529887941>He does everything FOR FREEwhat was hackji even thinking while creating this character? even shonenshit mcs are not this bland.
>>529888176who will be the next mandatory roll?
>>529888128To put it simply, Hanya's extra SP generation through her skill (turn 1 enemy into an SP Piรฑata) can fuel Sparkle's cone, unironically maker her a slightly more efficient user of that cone.
Now why would you use Hanya? I dunno, she's hot.
>>529888296Next anni
Your 2.x DPS of choice + Castorice's premium team is sufficient to clear entirety of 3.x
>>529887346The final boss of Amphoreus is going to be some memonigger. The Destruction arc is ending next patch with Lygus.
Lygus thinks he's hot shit but if you read the admin notes it's clear that he doesn't understand and underestimates the influence of Remembrance. We know Fuli personally is actively involved in Amphoreus giving powers to Cyrene several times, giving powers to TB and frequently glancing on the world. Fuli is an ancient Aeon much older than the upstart jobber Nanook. BS said there's a group of Garden extremists who want to keep Amphoreus in their collection, so they actually think they can contain Destruction easily. The whole March segment this patch with someone wanting to exploit her. The mysterious colony of Mems that supposedly could protect them from the black tide if they just stayed there.
>Philia093
>093
>0+9+3=12
This number is divisible by 3. W-woww. Shaoji is such a genius
>>529888279>Yuri>Abuse>Toxic relationshipsYou wrote Yuri 3 times
>>529888164it kills all tech so imagine a high tech world where suddenly everything is usless dead metal
pretty much an iron tomb
>>529888285Phainon is just Kevin's sloppy seconds, he didn't think at all writing this shit but maybe "hi3 fans will LOVE this reference! yipee!"
>>529888392oh my god buy an AD
>>529888436Worse, it makes the tech turn on its owners.
>529888392
Buy an ad faggot
>>529888487how is my toaster supposed to kill me?
>Philia093
>093
>9th March
Genius!
>>529888382I don't even have any Ampherous dps, though I do have THerta. Still works just fine. The beauty if vertical really.
Soon I will have Archer as well though. Cat and Sparkle waiting warmly. (he's so lucky)
i think posting e-celebs should result into an instand ban
>phainon plays like hot ass without his support dicksuckers
amazing character honkeks
>>529888392thanks for flopping Cipher
>>529888384Interesting catch, I'm subscribing to your theory especially considering the leak that Cyrene is a throne tier emanator
>>529888746So do I. Aventurine might not be loved by the company but he will always have a special place in my heart
>>529888618I don't either, I have vertical invested THerta and Tribbie, only pulled Anaxa as AS insurance
For the average retard, anni shill is the safest thing to pull
Stop samefagging Kakaurinefag
We all know Kakaurine here thoughbeityever.
i hate sunday because he mindraped kakavasha
>>529888674Paizuri from oppai Fofo would fix my mental health
This version of Origami Bird Clash is much worse than the old one. It is now a completely skill less casino game mode that gets decided on how many extra turns the game allows you to get, and how many points the OP powers that can chain into themselves for infinity give you. In single player it does not matter, because the game always lets you win, but multiplayer is pointless.
>[DPS] plays like hot ass without their support dicksuckers
amazing character honkeks
>Aventurine might not be loved by the company
aight nigger just shut the fuck up and settle down now
I prefer Avenday over Raturine/Aventio
This general was better when it was daily meltdowns over Aventurine
Phainon invited so many forms of schizophrenics it's not even funny
I fapped to Cipher for like 16 straight hours and my lust is nowhere near being satiated
I care about your Aventurine
>>529889059Yen another win for yunlisnack
>we have people in this thread unironically complaining that Amphoreus characters aren't unidimensional enough
>>529889049Brainlessbwo...
>>529889145Daily melties about Aventurshit and Firewife almost killed this general
Phainon and Amphoreus kino story saved it
i have a weird feeling Black Swan is going to dance with Cyrene
>>529889061Lets be real. He got that retarded pitybait story which has no relevance whatsoever to the plot of penacony. He was in the 2nd phase right after the anniversary banner. He got only one sloppily done trailer and animated short with no effort put in. He has not done a thing after his banner ended. He only exists as a cashcow now. So much for a character loved by hyv.
>>529889190She (like all FuA) feels kinda shit to play without Robin, actually. The other slot can be literally anyone though so I'll give you that.
>>529889174Wormphoreus would have been way better if they did genderbent Pagnon
>Chrysos Heirs trying to stop Flame Reaver
>they die one by one
Why won't they just douse Flame Reaver with water? Are they stupid?
>>529889353You need to familiarize yourself with the pink elf if you can't see that happening
>>529889479Paid item to change the mainstat soon.
>>529888392He belongs to wuwa now and I hope he stays there. All wuwa cc are known drama generator and astroturfers anyway
What are the chances that the final boss is deliverance kevin?
>>529889323You say it like Acheron got the big share of 2.1 shilling, come on
>>529889323Loved enough to get a near constant stream of official merch and an appereance in the Fate collab as a master
So what're the chances Cerydra and Hysilens being relevant or are they just le programs?
>>529886967The main story of the Luofu still sucked major ass with the Quintet and Hoolay.
But I gotta hand it to them that they have the best major side events that actually endears you to the characters and actually has the TB bond with them as friends.
>>5298895580, retarded higtroon
>>529889618They are just programs, yes
This was never in question
>>529889558Kevin will usurp Irontomb as the Lord Ravager
Legitimately, what did Aventurine accomplish in Penacony anyway
He fought us for no reason, jobbed to Ack, and then got rescued by Argenti
You could have cut him and his patch out of the story and nothing would change
>rehashed bosses
>no new boss at all (could've easily been zephyros ingame and then the animation)
>no unique models even for his super important origin story
For such a shilled character, you'd think Hoyo would've put more budget into Phainon's patch. I'm gonna laugh if Fate collab has a higher budget
Kinda funny how they went out of their way to make Cyrene's and Phainon's interactions as platonic as possible while making her flirt nonstop with TB
>Caenis and the Cleaners were a gigantic foreshadowing of Phainon's plan for passing on his memories to the next host
Why do you guys say Shaoji is a bad writer? All the setup fluff in Amphoreus has paid off.
>>529889696BROOOOO HIM MAKING IT CLEAR WHETHER YOU CAN DIE IN THE DREAM OR NOT WAS SO FUCKING IMPROTANT TO THE PLOT!!!
>>529889323I think that they honestly didn't know what to do with him. They fucked up his marketing and made him pointless accidentally and because he and TB barely know one another it limited the events he could show up in.
>>529889723>he wants to waste Zephyro on a fucking filler boss slotUnironically kill yourself
>>529889723this is where the budget went
https://youtu.be/SUe-S489CTo?si=m5XYeieTae3qBPCr
https://youtu.be/xQbetWZS-zs?si=TyHRhMOzd4xr-AHj
>>529889723The boss budget went into Hyacine patch, next weekly one will be in 3.7
>>529889723This patch is kinda low budget all around, just a small playable area and a short story quest. They put all the money into the marketing.
>>529889745Well because she has mem's memories and mem was always going to rape you if she ever got a human body. Cyrene's memories probably hold her back from doing depraved stuff with you.
>>529889109>>529889256I get to 1500 points when the peach bird that puts peaches into random slots happens to chain into itself many times, but I'm not deluded enough to think that I did anything to deserve it.
>>529889323He's in the Fate collab thoughever.
Zephyro didn't even appear for real retards it was the scepter creating a simulated version of him
Zephyro is going to be a flame reaver reskin isnt he
>>52988955890% because this planet is already riddled in hi3 slop as is and I can see them wanking Kebin for a final hooraw
>>529889745It's really scandalous because she does it in front of Phainon and even isolates him to do it more
>>529889909They're not making a unique model for him lol
>>529889696He got himself a promotion and no longer wants to kill himself
It's ok if some characters don't orbit around the MC like lovestruck morons
I like when the enemies die by themselves.
>>529889745The villagers literally ship Phainon and Cyrene though
>>529889961>>529889894You guys will just post anything that dribbles from your brain huh
>thinking that pink slut will ever be shipped to a single character
Sweet... but naive.
Using Phainon to fight the Aquila boss is so peak ngl
>>529889991damn bro why are you hitting yourself
>>529889861>Cyrene's memories
>>529889217And they're praising Chinaslop characters. Luofu apologists are fucking nuts dude.
Double Supernova SNR 0509-67.5 recently imaged by the Very Large Telescope. The telescope's colors of this supernova oddly look like Phainons transformation. Essentially a total destruction of a star.
Located in the Large Magellanic Cloud, a white dwarf star first ignited a shell of helium, triggering a second explosion in its carbon oxygen core. The result follows total destruction. No black hole and no neutron star phases to shift into. The outer ring shows the expanding shockwave, the glowing interior marking high energy gas. The star's total destruction proves that some stars can die in a flash so complete they leave nothing behind.
I want to drink her water
>finally did 3.1 main story
>get to Tribbie's thinly-veiled Companion Quest
>literally the same janus temple puzzle AGAIN
And some schizo here dare to call this not filler.
>>529889853This patch is super high budget, the budget just went to the Fate event storyline.
>>529890108It's a good thing she doesn't remember getting stabbed by Flamereaver 30 million times
>>529890108So this is is TB's Cyrene (aka Mem), not Phainon's Cyrene.
>>529890108>i remember my chrysos heir companions from this lifeDon't tell me she still remembers Ph*inon
As an Indian man, I am enjoying HSR
>>529890193Hiiiiiiii aventurine
As an Indonesian hsr is my life
>>529889745Phainon should have stayed gay if he didn't want to get kek'ed
As an Indian man, I am enjoying Phaidei
>No foot-kissing.
It's over...
>>529885431This. I don't know why HSR forces these stupid restrictions, I know hoyofags try to blame the fact that it's a gacha game but honestly other gacha games don't have this problem. It's a unique Hoyo problem. You let me the generic NPC be generic NPCs and you fill out the world and not every 4* or 5* is a main story relevant character. Some are there to fill out the world and make it feel lived in.
>>529890127I believe all of these posts of mihoyo basing game happenings on irl star happenings because of shit like IRAS 17514
>>529889479Level it. It will all go into flat or break anyway.
Imagine getting attacked by Hebe Cyrene, Cerydra and Brickle...
wow another pagnon vid. then we have faggots here who still pretend rice was more shilled than this faggot.
>>529890131>comes inside>sees my potent seeds impregnate her in real timeh-hot...
>>529889883Fate collab is unique and is giving Hoyo a chance to better connect Aventurine to others and not just keep him insular with the ipc.
>>529890410You can't impregnate a fish bowl
>>529889834This is what Aglaea would look like if she real according to the chinks
>Hear Hyacine's scream when Phainon kills her
>get turned on
>>529890540ryonaGODS won bigly
>>529890206>not Phainon's CyreneBoth functionally the same given you meet her in Phainon's flashback. Also they will all merge into Super Elysia just like Phainon merged with his halves and nothing will change.
>>529890540are you me?
I got the hardest boner when I heard her screams
>>529883297Phainon was released 2 days ago and he is already not even top 5 in CN. HSR is not doing 100M even with Fate this month. Absolute failure of a character.
Do salesposters ever get tired of claiming every single patch is a flop? Its been years.
Why is hsr twitter full of gay shit now? Can't even find a post about male liking female it's all female fucking female bullshit
>Cerydra is exclusive support for Phainon, Anaxa, Archer
Is she the biggest slut yet in HSR?
>>529890108She says herself she remembers her original Cyrene memories, otherwise she wouldn't know anything about the village.
>>529889861>mem was always going to rape you if she ever got a human bodyWhy is Mem like this?
>>529890668Cope. Fagworm flopped
>>529890540Should I play in EN or JP
>>529890668you let them roam free by replying, not hiding, not ignoring, so maybe if you do your part too they'll lose interest
>>529890418He's already connected to Boothill and the Masked Fools though
>>529890718>it's all female fucking female bullshitthat's weird.
all i'm seeing is phainon fucking caelus in the ass
>>529889834>school project tier MVLol
>>529890668You niggers doomposted my Rice for 3 weeks. Now eat shit you disgusting husbando puller.
>>529890718>>529890818Your TL is tailored to your likes and follows
>>529890802I didnt reply to anyone though
>>529890868I have E2S1 Cas you schizo freak.
>>529890540wtf you're supposed to be feel bas for her
>Phaiwormtrannies are still pretending anyone likes this faggot
>>529890892>FGO fellpako buff ran out already?
I know pre-anni debuff is pretty huge but still
Do you think they will ever release a gacha only form for TB
>>529890127Who was the second star?
>Phainon's entry says he does not know love because he never loved himself
shippers btfo.....
>>529890770She warned you and you kept calling her a pink puppy and other derogatory terms.
>>529890985HE'S LITERALLY ME
There is a non-zero chance Cyrene fucked Phainon in one of the cycles
>>529890892>The land from where the otaku culture was born>Pulls down its pants to pull for PhainonAbsolutely grim.
>>529891101Phainon is shonenkino
How many of you are TRUE Honaki players and have these cosmetics
>>529891101>believing meme charts
>>529890985Guess mydei was just a lust object
>>529890892>no tik tokwhat a fake chart
>>529890985This man's a ken doll. His crotch must be smooth and shiny af.
Shaoji and Da Wei pulled out all the stops to make this man a sexless amoeba, just to push Cyrene x TB
I want to penetrate this slutty temptress vixen for over 33 million times! He clearly wants to be conquerd!
when are they buffing firefraud, i'm coping with a bunch of eidolons but it feels so dirty, it's like i'm barely on the level of these 3.x dpses who would shit all over me if they had the same eidolons
>>529891084Weird that he remember every scene with Mydei but not something like that with Cyrene lol
>>529891084There's a higher chance Mydei fucked him
>>529890892>HENips love seifukus. SHE won.
>>529891176Cyrene is too slutty to pull a "waifu"
At best she's gonna be another gooncore character like sporkle
Phainon was a success
Cope and seethe waifutroonxis
>>529891264But she's part Mem and Mem is for (You) as fuck.
>>529891291Fucking KILL YOURSELF homotranny
>>529891101They unironically buying Firefly skin en masse
So what the hell is a coreflame anyway?
the Firefly skin is free for every express pass buyer however
>>529891147Of course, it just looks cool.
>>529891264>He thinks Elysia will not be the most for (You) character in the entire gameThanks for the laugh anon
Is this fucking fullmetal achemist
>>529891347Iโd rather save mine for pulls than waste it on some half-assed skin
>>529891421Entire game is half-assed. There are literally no new models in this patch
>>529891545>there's always a darker, stronger, bigger man than (you) deep
>>529880981 (OP)i rolled e0s1 cipher and phainon but i cant shake of the feeling that cipher was they way better investment for my account
>>529891347I'd be embarrassed to buy it, its like paying for a shiny Garchomp in pokemon. It looks exactly the same. If they wanted me to care they would have given her an Eva plug suit, or changed SAM's model.
>>529886307>lost to a little girllmaooo
There's a non-zero chance Phainon fucked atleast one heir once
Yes, that means Fat Ica
>>529891158They had a situationship
it's two am I gots to go to bed bwos, see you later hope you all die your sleep
>>529891587at least you're not denying the skin is half-assed
>>529886967>Firefly, Acheron and Robinwhy did you list the worst ones
>>529891670same pst bwo
hold my hand so I don't have nightmares
>>529891354>Elysia>for (You)He doesn't know...
>>529891769Truke
The three characters in peniscunny that are flawless and one dimensional
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I AM HERE ONCE AGAIN TO REMIND YOU THAT THIS IS THE HYPEST WE WILL EVER BE IN 3.X NIGGAS LMAO. IF THE HYPEST CHARACTER OT 3.X COULDN'T EVEN BEAT GENSHIN AT THE END OF THE PATCH CYCLE ON A DOMINANT MARKET (MOBILE) THAT MEANS THAT WE FUCKING FLOPPED AND SLOPPED AGAINST A 6 YEAR OLD GRANDPA GENSHIN.
>>529891670How is it possible to die in ur sleep moron
I want a side stories mode consists of short stories about other factions.
It would've been cool to see other factions hang-out while we're stuck on Amphoreus.
>Phainon went 33.5 million cycles without having sex once
wow
People are actually going to roll Saber? She needs Sunday.
>>529891839LMAOOO FAGWORM FUCKING FLOPPED!
>>529887262she gave us nihility aids...
>>529891807I'm gonna be laughing so hard when Cyrene is basically attached to you during her patch. You are absolutely delusional if you think Hoyoverse will do anything retarded to sabotage her sales.
I am a follower of the Permanence.
I pulled a muscle last night while I was sleeping and it hurt a lot
>>529891879Cyrene is going to be the true hypercarry support.
>>529891879everyone has Sunday
>>529891879wheelchair comb does more dmg with saber than her sunday hypercarry team though
>>529891879I skipping her exactly because of this. I'm not rolling anything that NEEDS Sunday.
>>529891878Told you he does it for free
>>529891914He's even more retarded if he believes Shaoji is above Elysia waifupandering when she is literally his wife
>>529891878Kek. He's a real gamer
Tectone praised the 3.4 story saying its an amazing buildup and heโs excited to see more. He also was inspired by Phainon and likes his character arc.
>>529890458i was gonna reply with a picture of a hot aglaea cosplayer they should've used instead but catbox is down
>>529890805His connection with Boothill is currently very weak as is his connection with the masked fools.
>>529891878untrue
there was a cycle where he traded sex for coreflames but the CH became too obsessed with his metre long love stick
they fought each other over possession right and died.
>>529890718Only losers like women on xitter.
>>529892053>Tectone got cucked by his wife>Phainon also getting cucked by cyrene with tbKino
>>529891879If you don't pull for harmony units (except sparklekek) you are retarded
>>529892019Squid Game 3 was absolute dogshit my god. If S2 was already mid S3 was fucking trash.
>>529892053>irl cuck inspired by canon cuckLike pottery
>>529892175S3 was better than S2 by landslide
>>529891605dps are fotm in general, I've rolled quite a few, and I think that the longest I've kept one in the main team was 3 patches.
debuffers like cipher are not as amazing as harmonies, but she'll be able to fit in teams once in a while until she gets replaced by another debuffer, but they're rare compared to dps or harmonies.
her gimmick is fucking busted too, essentially the harder your dps hits, the harder she hits. she has no ceiling
>>529892161add cerydra to that list
>hype up zephyro
>battletard phainon bypass him with ease
>scratch nanook
amazing developments
>>529892175>expecting koreans not to be able to run a good thing into the groundThat's why they never enter the global stage in terms of cultural relevance, they're quite literally the fast food exporter of the world in terms of slop media.
>>529892161>PULL SUNDAY OR YOU'RE STUPID!!Lol.
>>529890892>He will overtake mavuika in jp by tomorrowit would be really funny desu
>>529892175S3 mogged S2 but its silly to keep watching the series
>DOOOD CAPITALISM IS BAD....BUT LETS MERCHANDIZE THE FUCK OUTTA THIS SERIES
>>529892256On meme charts? Yeah. But that's shitposting material sadly...
>>529892232>fagwormhomo thinks he's not on the same level as /dbs/fags lol
>>529892335>waifutroon maldingkek, he won troony
Friendly reminder that Natlan (the waifufag region) flopped
march 7th will tank the revenue harder than cipher, we might see the first banner to go under argentiโs sales
screencap this
>>529892215>>529892291S3 was beyond dogshit. All the "games" turned into talk no jujitsu and the CGI baby was an abomination. Didn't you absolutely love that the last game was 40 minutes of yapping to get the most pathetically obvious outcome? Hurr Durr, let me die for this retarded baby, please korean-samas, pls have more babies!!!!!!
Disgusting trash. At least the tranny got stabbed in the back and dies like a little bitch.
I'm almost killed the game....
>>529892468And S2 was miles worse.
>>529892365>point out it's shitposting material>proceeds shitpostingGenshin won bigly like it always does. In fact there wasn't a single month when HSR won in revenue even at launch.
>>529892335>When certain character does well is an accurate chart>When certain character(i dislike) does well is a meme chart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yBBaK1vGh4
>>529892397>NativeniggersNo wonder.
>>529892542there are no accurate charts apart from what a company discloses, anyone who calls guestimates accurate should be hanged
>>529892576.. the HIV progression competition
Friendly reminder zzz is black culture trash aimed at an audience with no money
>>529892542It's always a meme charts, brainletbro. Of course I would shitpost if it fits my narrative. There, I proved it once again that meme charts are for shitposting purposes only, they don't show the full valuable data
>>529892576...the flopping competition
>>529891147meh, could have picked it but i stopped at 18k
>lost yet another 50/50
>it's the same shitty bronya dupe
That's 5 in a row now. I'm over this game again. Probably never coming back this time. Collab ain't saving shit for me.
Friendly reminder that the "black culture" schizo has been at it since ZZZ released (1 year+) and has posted the exact same shit every day.
>>529892576>character that got shilled to the high heavens "won"It was expected tbf
>>529892639>NOOOOOOOOOO STOP LIKING BIG FAT ASSES THATS WHAT BLACKS DOthis is the strangest /pol/ meme
>>529892750rappa was shilled and she flopped
Nice argument but ZZZ flopped lole
>>529892794Her shilling was garbage monkey slop
>>529892794huh? most people don't even know her. sunday did get shilled by everyone and he didn't sell well though
All characters should have decent size boobs like Seele
>>529892794Bro, you can't be serious about that horrible Banacademics being "shilling"
Genshin's Anime Expo booth is twice in size and is 3 times more packed btw. Meme charts will forever be cope charts. This is however, the true reality.
>>529892778You are brown lol
>>529892778How are you attracted to that? It looks disgusting after a certain point
God fuck Hoolay so fucking much literally just a character check
deflection is all they(/them) have
All female characters should have white tier tits (huge tits) like Himeko, Hagnya and Haglaea
>>529892902and would you attract "xhem"?
what went wrong with origami?
>>529892946But I'm a white American...
>>529892963>how are you attracted by big fat asses?Because I am alive and my heart is beating.
You guys call people fags for rolling for males and then you get super triggered at big butts lmao
>>529893001I don't have a mom to play match 3 for me
>>529891879Yes I'm going to roll for Saber no I'm not going to roll for Sunday
>>529892161I pull for those I like and I don't like Sunday
>>529893827She needs Sunday, literally. 360 energy cost.
>>529890864You can buy packs with stamina refreshes in the store.