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>>529893023>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>3.4 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250620version-1rnehr/index.html>Version 3.4 Trailer โ "For the Sun is Set to Die"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwj-WxggXcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y_7LXuANTw
>Phainon Trailer โ "Coronal Radiance"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaT1GftoqV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLCb7Rm9748
>Myriad Celestia Trailer โ Fables About the Stars Part 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io9W-dvBTog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qowOxk6izyU
>Animated Short "Hark! There's Revelry Atop the Divine Mountain"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQbetWZS-zs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkGZpIwsSkY
>A Moment Among the Stars โ The Destiny of Each New Dawnhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Mi7FbRwOSZk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=miOpFSxeqxA
>Current Character Banners: Phainon, Tribbie, Sunday, Sparkle + Tingyun, March 7th and Yukong - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39720140>New Drip Marketing:>Hysilens (5* Physical Nihility) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39370239>Cerydra (5* Wind Harmony) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39388506>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/giftCREATIONNYMPH (NEW)
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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Phainon the happiest of cucks
This thread will be free of Wuwa, ZZZ, FGO and Genshin.
I don't like summer because I'm fat
Phainon is the best written character
>>529908971stop posting until the beta is over, you're jinxing us
>Zenless Zero?
>"Wuwa"?
>Penacony?
>Hoolay?
>Pure Fiction?
>Playable Remembrance?
>Firefly?
Bro? What the fuck are you talking about? It's 1.3 and Lady Fu just got released. Come, lets do our 33 weekly SU runs and then try to complete this new MoC floor 10. You can finally drop your Natasha and we have 16 cycles to 3* clear! I hope they release a new Quantum harmony so Mono-quantum with my wife Seele gets even stronger... I'm planning on going for her E2 on her rerun.
>>529908818Its crazy that the normalfag doesn't realize this. It thinks that Phainon has his own will when he clearly doesn't. He just does everything cyrene orders him to do, like a braindead simp
This is High Queen Morgan general.
>>529909017The cheldschizo will protect her
Psychotherapy with Sparkle
Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (43)
Next patch we will finally meet with our imperator, Princess Cerydra I of Janusopolis, and you will like her!
Xueyi IS the most beloved 4*
>>529909104using her pussy
I hope that whore anon moves onto cyrene and bricks her
>>529909007the most written character would be more accurate
>>529909139xu fu ugly twin
>https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption/gift?code=ZZZTHANK
>https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption/gift?code=ZZZYOU
>https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption/gift?code=ZZZFOR
>https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption/gift?code=ZZZSTAYING
>https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption/gift?code=ZZZWITHUS
ZZZ Anniv stream had special secret coded that spelled out "Thank you for staying with us", I wonder how bad is the player retention that they feel the "need" to do this.
They did this too back in 1.4 with a puzzle that led to a special screen of "thank you for everything"
Neither Genshin nor HSR have done anything like this, why?
>>529908891>2 patches with only 1 new characterFinally some breathing space...
>>529909245Both are ugly dykes
>>529909281You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel today [-]
I shouldve been more luckier
>>529909281/hsrg/ - Honkai: Star Rail General
now get the fuck out of here
>>529909281next relaunch when?
Super Tiktok hours was only available for Skirk. Anyone using that term for Phainon is even less credible and doesn't know what they're talking about.
>>529909317xuxu is beautiful woman
>>529908971Who's the best boytoy for Cerydra? Anaxa, Phainon or Archer (yes I have all of them and maybe some analworms too)
>>529909245I love my lesbian best friend whom I have platonic sex with
>>529909446>>529909245Xueyi is so good she even has an expy in fate!
>>529909445Who the fuck is Skirt?
What the fuck are Tiktok hours?
Please talk like a normal person
>>529908971You're so lucky, Hysilens
Why are people acting like sunday gives this massive amount of energy?
Isnt it like only 20% every few turns?
I think i will just use rmc for saber and roll e1 tribbie
>>529909036I wish normal castoria had morgan's white hair it looks so good
>>529909460She was made for Phainon so
>>529909139We love Xueyi!
>>529909334The great equalizer came for you too? Before 3.X, I was one of the luckiest anons here with average of 39
>>529909547We are not normal here dingus
>>529909334I've spent roughly more than you (2.4k pulls) yet my win rate is 56% and my average pity is 67
Die in a fire
>>529909607castoria is ugly cuckshit only good for gameplay so who cares
>>529909460Anaxa > Phainon > Archer
Anaxa can activate his skill 4 times with her buff
Phainon can double meteor
Archer's double skill activation is neat but that's just about it.
>>529909735we know, sampo
>>529909747Didn't she fuck wolfmen on the regular?
>We are not normal here dingus
Stop lumping me with you fucking autistic freaks.
Now that Phainon flopped, is this the death of HSR?
Every second you're not pulling a Phainon, a variant goes berserk and rapes Mydei.
>>529909832You are the biggest one though
>>529909281wtf the devs should tell them to eat shit and get wormed like they do with us
>>529909889based and factual
>>529909854debased and decadent
>>529909604He lets your dps generate more energy by acting more often in addition to being able to use his battery once every 3 turns sunday takes.
His battery is also % battery, so it scales up to match dps with larger than normal energy pools.
That said, e0s1 sunday isn't as good as e1 tribbie, and e0s0 is worse than rmc in most teams.
hmmm... I think you should play FGO
>Auto-battle function disabled for this battle
>>529909989Maybe i will try getting him after saber e0s1
But him needing his lc so much is bs since rolling e0s1 for a char i dont care about feels bad
>>529910053I did for 5 years
>>529910053hmmm i think you should go back
>>529910067targeting dummy to test your hyper optimized rotations for MoC
>>529909963You win your 50/50 more than half the time and you get most of your 5 stars before soft pity (66). Is this what you guys call suffering? It's better than most.
for me, it's tiktok meters per second squared
Add me if you want to join the official HSRG guild for EU (true) (real)
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>>529910126if you have bronya cone you can just use that
>fgo
has jalter
>your game
doesnt have jalter
yeah i think fgo won
>>529909963forgot to mention i have stage 5 AIDS btw
HSR collab with League of Legends bringing my hotwife Jinx and her black boyfriend Ekko to the world of Honkai Star Rail WHEN?
Seeing the light disappear from Hyacine's eyes and her screams when Phainon burns her alive has no right to be this hot bros...
>>529909835HSR has always just been the equivalent of a money laundering scheme for Genshin
I feel deeply sorry for people who spend money on this afk app
I can't stop thinking about raping sparkle
>>529909923this is last attempt at reviving ZZZ which is kinda stupid because they're just doing the same thing again and expects it to somehow make it big.
if it fails this time then it's time for dawei to take a hint that there's no hope for this game and it's time to invest the money into something else
It's friday morning and you're here raiding a mihomo general to rep your favorite png gambling simulator
Think about that for a second
>>529910293I like how this works as a reaction image for the post you just made
I'M TEARIN' IT DOWN! embrace the detonation
BURNIN' IT LOUD! cravin' our damn creation
BREAKIN' THE CHAIN! i'm reaching for ya
I don't care about any of this shit, can someone tell me why normalfags are retarded? Beta testers said that Phainon is good with their op relics and high cost supports and the simps kept trying to silence silence the critics by calling it doom posting.
Genuinely wouldn't they be more happier with buffs and their favorite toy being strong? Not everyone can afford e2s1 for every unit and a character should be still usable without issues from the get go.
DEATH TO ALL PAY FAGS SIMPS
Are you guys excited and ready for Fate
Just a week away
>>529910219fuck off MMO refugee
seriously kill yourself subhuman, this is a singleplayer game, stop trying to destroy it by shoving in cancerous MMO features like guilds
fuck you, no content should ever require interacting with another human being in any way, guilds are always inherently toxic pyramid schemes where only the top leaders benefit and everyone else is either a slave driver or a slave
I hope your entire family gets raped, mutilated, tortured and murdered in front of you before you get boiled alive, that is the only way you can ever feel even a fraction of the fear, hate and despair you've inflicted on your innocent victims
kill yourself psychopath, you will never get to blackmail and order around innocent new players
fuck multiplayer as a concept
>>529910471Just roll better relics bro
>browse HSR YouTube
>"X DPS is BROKEN, MUST PULL!"
>*open video*
>*see these two*
>*close video*
Just rename this game to Hyacine: Tribbie Rail already
whos the bob of hongkong railways?
>Phainon wants me to be his hero and his bull
why does anyone like this character again?
>>529910219I'm joining because of the spergout reply
>>529910401ZZZ made twice as much money as HSR last patch. It consistently outperforms HSR in both PC and consoles, too. If ZZZ is dying then HSR is already rotting.
If Cyrene has territory and doesnโt synergize with Rice or Fagnon, then whose team is she actually meant for?
Don't tell me she's for Deliverer TB
>>529910772with multiplier
it was confirmed
>>529910639Obsidian
She's 1:1 Bob's aesthetics and will probably have a similar personality
>>529910556I got bored of waiting and spent all my tickets on Phainon...
>>529910779Cyrene will have specific buffs for characters with territories that are worse than those without. Like a reverse Sunday.
>>529910645Me.
I love watching Caelus and Phainon having sex
>>529910645become a phainon yume already anon, the appeal is there
Hello I am still newish.
Can I just get Paimon and use him to solo all the game content?
He doesn't need a team right?
>>529910862looks very bobcore
I once came to Furina's screams and hurt voice lines. I hope Cerydra can give me that ecstasy once more.
>>529910779>Don't tell me she's for Deliverer TBKino
and do you love the way I do it when I'm loving your body
Ok, I just caught up on the story. I'm a bit disappointed that Lygus basically turned out to just be a generic evil robot in the end. I had hoped they were doing something different with him instead of having the suspiciously evil guy turn out to be exactly as evil as he seemed. But I guess it does tie everything in neatly with the overarching Nanook plot, so I guess it makes sense.
Also, maybe I'm just thinking this because of the Fate collab, but has anyone ever noticed Nanook looks kind of like Kotomine?
>>529910779March
march/RMC/cyrene/dan will be the meta yeam
>>529911192>Emo Liz and super Emo LizLiz is still the Og
>>529911283>chinese lostbelt 6lol lmao
>>529910952why is hsr specifically so shameless?
>>529911334>but has anyone ever noticed Nanook looks kind of like Kotomine?I think that's a bit of a stretch I can understand why you see it though
>>529911351liz is locked in mental asylum and forced to die 3 times a day
and thats a good thing
Thanks everyone for adding me
From the two times I posted my uid today, almost everyone has males and even Phainon himself on their profile
Seems like the worms meme really is a shitpost after all
>>529910471my e0s1 phainon with e0s0 Sunday is carrying me though...
>>529910219You posted your UID this morning right? I already added you.
>>529911423Pure boy probably doesn't even know what sex is
>>529911351we love all lizs here! Liz Love!
>>529911541no
he is hsr's solo king
>>529911423I am once again asking for the gender change option so I stop looking like this....fuck....
>Mydei........ Is mine.
> I will top Mydei
> Mydei, a man's butt.......is more important than food and water
> We can either do this the easy way.... Or the hard way, Mydei. The choice is yours.
> E6 Mydei..... Guaranteed
> 60 Nikador Coccs in Mydei
Which Hong Kong Bankai Shart Fail am I????????
WE FUCKING HATE LIZ EVERYWHERE WE GO
LIZ HATE
>phainon literally HUGS Cyrene when she is dying
And people will still deny that one sided Phairene is not a thing, where Phainon is her obedient lapdog
>>529911541Is this the King Hassan of HSR?
>>529911482Yeah but then I fell asleep and forgot to turn off my computer
>>529911631no its grand lancer
Phainons dick is the best!
You guys are giving me /alter/ flashbacks. Stop it. I abandoned that place long ago...
>>529911627>OMG THEY HUGGED THEY'RE TOTALLY IN LOVEKYS
KILL YOURSELF
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>>529911747Someone uttered the forbidden 3 letters word
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>>529911556solo king mentionned...
>acts like the smartest guy in the room
>ruins the entire plan because he talked too much
>has a whole contingency plan for a single person
Fraudgus...
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>>529911747Stop being greedy
liz is a cuck
liz grande cucks liz piccolo
>>529911334Maybe Lygus is actually a triple agent and playing 4D chess. He pretends to be on Nanook's side but his ultimate goal is to hatch an anti-Destruction ravager Phainon. We can't be 100% sure just yet.
>>529911541Easy job for the ACK
Phainon could beat Ack (in bed)
>>529911838Can SW do the male suimsuit challenge?
>>529911586I was expecting her to do the fortnite dance for some reason
>>529911862>>529911895Okay one last time
Jalter love!
I love my lovely wife Jalter so so much!
Now let it die. FGO is OGRE.
>Castorice literally HUGS Polyxia when she is dying
Wincest yurikino
Castorice grew a futa cock and they fucked offscreen after this btw
>>529911775That is why I said its a one sided thing brainlet. Phainon is a simp. Cyrene clearly doesnt care
we will fight a aeon at the end of amphoreous trust me bro
I don't give a SINGLE FUCK about all this shipping. I simply want to throw hands with Nanook and the Lord Ravagers.
>>529910219>Trailblazer activity hiddenHow am I supposed to know if you rolled Phainon or not.
polyxia's massive bad dragon..
>>529912016Is Albert still in charge?
>>529911541Zephyro is the Kevin from ACKs world.
>>529912236It's an egg though so it'd be a giant butt plug
Please.... dont forget me
>>529912329>Zephyro is [HEADCANON]
wtf is Cyrene characterization?
it's like this bitch is made to glaze ANY deliverer. it was phainon before, but now she has us, she doesn't need him and ditched him.
even for a childhood friend standpoint this shit is plain rude.
I like when characters glaze MC because we earned it. but this bitch immediately suck our cock the moment she laid eyes on us.
I don't find this girl likeable tbhdesu.
I really really don't like it when female characters on the screen talk to other characters. It is tolerable when it is another female to a degree but it's just despicable when it is a man.
Hoyo games should recognise and RESPECT their true source of income and player base already!
Damn this game didn't EoS yet?
>>529912190>throw hands with the lord ravagers
>>529910219>guildWhat, are we prepping multiplayer parties?
>>529912480This isn't ZZZ bro
>>529912202Wait let me turn it on
>>529908740 (OP)Hey bros.
I just installed the game, but apparently I already have an account which I made on launch day. Do I lose any newbie missions/rewards if I use this old one vs starting a new one?
Also, which one should I pick from pic rel?
The skip button is a freaking godsend, and I hope we get this shit in genshin soon...
>>529912203>>529912432Cute. We had some good times in those threads.
>>529912460I'm sure she knows more than she lets on. Suspicious as hell.
>>529912618I would pick Ruan Mei. But you can also save it for future added units if you want
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Bros our sister is fucking dead
Cerydra is very good with Seele. She really likes the extra skills.
>>529912618>newbie missions/rewardswhat
>>529912460She is the Sparkle of this planet.
>>529912618>Do I lose any newbie missions/rewards if I use this old one vs starting a new one?I dont think so.
sorry to hear you want to use the skip button
>>529909754Are there any other skill abusers who can use her? At this rate I'm only getting Archer if I skip Phainon
>>529912594BASED
>>529912618Check if you have the events exclusive to new players. If you still do you're fine.
I really really don't like it when female characters are on the screen. It is tolerable when it is another male to a degree but it's just despicable when it is a w*man.
Hoyo games should recognise and RESPECT their true source of income and player base already!
When did we get invaded by the Fate keks
Add me if ur on EU 719728231
>>529909281err....wtf is this? should we be concerned? /zzz/ on the other side told me the game was thriving?
Which character deserves a pity party the most?
>>529912687I remember being very happy when I got Raikou in her first banner. Gacha sure has become more merciful since those days.
It's too bad FGO decided to invest in Arcade rather than the game. Could have been glorious desu.
Anyways, I had a lot of fun in the threads. Good Times.
>>529912718It's been 2 years but I still remember that there was an event that gave silver and gold tickets as well as some fuel and ressources to new players.
I rolled for E1 Tribbie instead of Phainon. Did I do the right thing?
I'm EU but I won't add anyone from the threads. I like you anons, but I don't trust you
I swear this place talks more about zzz sales more than their own fucking general
>>529912876>banner>something something arcadeyou were never part of /alter/
Watch Cerydra's next bout of buffs restrict Wind/Erudition characters from activating her buffs. That or her LC only works when only one character is on the field. I'm betting my son this is what's gonna happen.
>>529911541>doubting Expedition 33's SimonAcheron FUCKING DIES
>>529908891where's /ourguy/
I will add all those EU cuties when i am home
>>529912727no, sparkle was likeable. she plays a prank on us, and in the end help us. we got interaction with her.
>>529912953Isn't that mostly cause their threads are just dead?
>>529908891They won't ruin her by making her playable version something else, right?
This mesugaki is literally the best version possible.
>>529912884Hi mom. A shame I could never got you when I was playing despite trying 3 times.
>>529912917Remains to be seen. If you can clear the endgame it doesn't matter who does it. If you can't, there's always reruns for you and new DPS
Do you think thereโs someone crazy enough to roll 33550366 copies of Phainon? Or roll 33550366 times
>>529912678>>529912790I didn't know it was a permanent thing. I'll save it for now.
>>529912742>sorry to hear you want to use the skip buttonsorry bro, I lost faith in mihoyo writers after 5 years of playing genshin.
>>529912718>>529912763Pic rel are the ones available to me.
thanks for your help btw
I really really like it when female characters are on the screen. It is absolutely intolerable when it is a male, but it's just really good when it is a woman.
Hoyo games should recognise and RESPECT their true source of income and player base already!
>>529912982I am the true ancient evil, newkek
>>529912867Seele
She has been irrelevant in both meta and story since 1.0
>>529912351>attractive and pretty>can't fuck her because deathtouchIt's not fair bros...
>>529913065They have higher posting rates than us, so no.
>>529913198Shame she's written by sakurai
>>529913147i don't think billionaires play HSR
>>529913009That would be stupid and gay
>>529912820Added
>>529912951Anons from here are rather nice.
>>529909281But americans told me black tier asses sell? how are they flopping to the point the devs send a secret message that reads like a EoS announcement?
>>529911775A playable character hugging another in a gacha game is a big deal. When was the last time someone hugged a character who was not the trailblazer? Robin and Sunday. The fact that Phainon hugs her is a big thing considering how physical touch between characters is next to non existent in hsr.
>>529913147If you have that much money to spend, chances are you're already investing in Hoyoverse
without spoiling the story can a normal person who doesn's suffer meltdowns from male characters tell me if Phainon is a good character or not?
>>529912783Having Fate is a hundred times better than dealing with terrible fanbases like JJK or Steins;Gate. There are definitely worse things we could be collabing with.
if zzz dies HSR will not get reinvested in more!
>pander to landwhale loving niggers
>game is dying
incredible
>>529912765Imagine hating women so much that you become gay...
>>529912765>>529913202Stop copying me!
>>529912478Original content only!
>>529913392phainon is gigabased
>>529913392just press the skip button bro
>>529913167>Trailblazing willYou're good to go.
>>529912460this
not even wuwa girls suck (You)r digital cock this fast
>>529913392He's a good character.
>>529913584Lupa was all over me after a single sniff thoughbeit
>>529913392He's meh. But if you liked him before this patch, you will like him after as well.
>>529913536Technically TB can't do it anymore either
>>529913392He's not a good character
>>529911627Can anybody fact check if he is hugging her here? I thought he was standing next to her as her body faded away. When will it be my turn to get hugged by Phainon..
>>529913392He is a pretty cool guy
>>529913425JJK is literally and figuratively dead now so you don't have to worry about that.
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>>529912460You're literally her dream guy, as in she's been fantasizing about you for millions of cycles already. It's more surprising that she didn't pin you down and milk your dick instantly.
>>529913392He suddenly develops a lot more depth than the Generic JRPG protagonist he started off as
>>529913473>landwhalethink about zaunite's feelings before typing that, anon.
Cerydra + Phainon combo seems enticing, but I know there's a catch or something. I'll skip and wait for now and hope that I can still clear the endgame without Phainon. Simply not enough pulls for all 3 new characters now. If he's good, it will be from rerun. Current Phainon is still incomplete
>>529912460you've spent literal years together while she was in her Mem form genius, I swear the fucking retards playing this game need everything spelled out for them
So im abit confused about the animated short they played near the end, was Zephyro just a simulation from the scepter or was he the real one?
>>529913392He is gigabased.
>>529913806The infidel ica has destroyed the SH crew's food reserves and must be punished
>>529913813Goddammit I need to switch to Caelus already.
Stellekeks....we lost....
>>529911627>>529913719it looks like he's cradling her, her head is on his shoulder piece, but doesn't look like a hug
>>529913870what is mem form
I don't know why, but I have a strong feeling that playable Cyrene will be glued to our RMC, to the point that she's straight up useless without them (especially if March Negro rumors are true)
>>529913875Seems like a simulated being since he black tide'd the meteor
>>529913849Yeah, the catch is that if you skip Phainon will instantly become unplayable, and if you don't he'll last a couple more patches. Refer to Kafka, Dan, Acheron and Firefly before them.
>>529913953Will March Alter have a penetrator to teach us our place?
>>529913953Yea I have a strong feeling its a RMC / Cyrene / March / Dan team which would be ultra kino
>>529913953Well the vague bullshit "energy support" description makes it sound more like others are glued to her, not her to anyone.
Normal speech:
"I am going to the Temple of Poseidon"
Amphoreus dialogue:
"I, the Son of Hades, the Lightning Bolt of Zeus, hereby declare that I will sojourn to the Temple of Poseidon, which sits on top of the cliff above the Acropolis, precisely 300 miles from Athens, to initiate the Final Journey to defeat the blight on the soul of humanity".
>>529913926>cradling herOh nooo. I want to be cradled by Phainon too
>>529913392His rage moment was cool. Man went full on anger mode
>>529913953She is a support herself so fat chance
>>529913232Genuine question, if Castorice has that amazing ability of deathtouch, are there things that she cannot just oneshot or so? Like I dunno, she pokes an emanator and it dies.
pic somewhat related I guess
>>529913392Khaslana a.k.a OG Phainon is great. The guy that accompanied (You) from 3.0 until 3.3 though? Fuck no. The Phainon of that cycle is a cringey carried bitch.
>>529911627If you watch the full scene he is literally not hugging her bro. This is camera angling and you can tell because his arm isnโt over her head, but behind it.
>>529914061Is Paimon the strongest servant?
>>529912682EoS for black tier asses?!
>>529913946Her sexier, more compact form optimized for rough sex.
Let's be real, all the male anons on this thread would gladly suck Stelle's 11 inch futa cock dry
>>529913870and she spent millions cycles together with phainon? and she ditched him like a trash.
that's what I don't like. this characterization feels like lovebombing and she will ditch us too once she finds another guy (which i know she won't, but that's why I said her characterization, not her character itself)
>>529914154I assume it's only relevant to things inside amphoreus since they're all part of the same simulation
>>529914294Yes but what does that have to do with anything?
>>529912757The only one I can think of is THerta
Her enhanced skill activates twice but the first activation reset 'Inspiration' so the second one hits like a wet noodle
Of course, characters that gain certain benefits from using their skill have uses for Cerydra (i.e. JY, Acheron, Feixiao, etc) but the gain is so minimal that you're better off using their designated support
It's not like they won't ever release another skill DPS so might have to pray that the next one is soon AND good.
>>529913946OPEN THE SCHOOLS
>>529910126Every character wants their light cone nowadays. You had Hyacine fags swear up and down she was f2p friendly since she is good at e0s0, but pretty much 99% of the clear posted here has her S1.
>>529914208Phew that's a relief. he is only supposed to hug me
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>>529914294N-No way~
I am straight~
>>529909007>grinds for billions of years>instantly jobs
>>529914295Cope. Phairene lost, you're playing a gacha cucky, straight shipping gets you no sales.
>>529914295>it doesn't make sense the cyrene that's got all of mem inside her wants yout. never opened the book
>>529913392he has a cool little moment but ultimately he remains a cuck.
>>529914294But stelle is literally me?
>>529911627He didn't hug her. Hoyo went out their way to make their relationship as formal as possible to avoid triggering the incels. They didn't talk about anything other than their missions.
FUCK INCELS!
odds on cyrene being a lying hag and she's actually also an admin of amphoreus and is just pretending to be a victim?
>>529913719Heโs not, you can see the distance between his arm and her head here. If he was holding her, her hand wouldnโt still be on the ground.
>>529913678We don't know that
>>529914334There is some use with her E1 since it sets minimum stack to 15 after using it but it doesn't seem like it's better than just shoving tribbie in
CHADcels......ML your mind.
>>529914295She's not obligated to fall in love with him just because they've spent time together. And the childhood friend losing is basically a trope in anime anyway.
>>529914294castorice stronger than me cause i would've unzipped stelle's pants and showed amphoreus a real white tide
>>529914484Good. So he just stood and watched from a safe distance. That is what I had wanted
>>529914407I'm not even into phairene. my complain is that she's just written bad.
>>529913813That explains the post story date stuff with her
>>529909963do you just whale based on ult animations
>>529914451We bankroll your game. Show some respect; shippershitter. Dogeza for your incel masters. NOW.
We LOVE Miss Bonajade here
This general was seething about their imaginary "phainon shilling" 3.4 story headcanon last patch
Turns out Phainon is just a proud cuck and the TB is the one who will save amphoreus and fuck cyrene lol
>>529914451Sometimes I hate gacha games. Like most of the cast is already for (You). What will few girls/boys matter even if they don't love (You)?
>>529914483>DUDE WHAT IF THIS CHARACTER OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO BE PLAYABLE WAS THE REAL VILLAIN ALL ALONG????you're playing a fucking chink gacha my man
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>>529914483We know that's the case since the last two lines here are written by her.
Would you let your wife hug another man?
What if cyrene needs sunday?
>>529914294Nah, even if she was packin', I'd still top
>>529914715yeah we already have a character like that, he's called sunday
>>529914631Kys Nicole you don't even like HI3 expies
I hate SHITrene
I hate AIDSnon
I despise HI3TRASH
can I please get my old star rail back please?
>>529914764That's his wife though, I'm just the bull
>>529914240Imagine wasting development time and budget making "jiggle physics" for the ass instead of actually spending that money on making a good game
Whats funnier is that their best selling character miyabi dont even make us of said feature, yet they keep trying to cater to brown people for some reason
>>529914294But I'm LITERALLY Stelle
>>529914580This kind of mindset... How do I acquire it?
>>529914378>Jp only salesYou sales fags are desperate
>>529914687More than half the cast don't want to bang you though sis
>>529914451Believe it or not, but most people aren't too fond of spending money on another man's woman, especially chinks who make for over 50% of the sales.
>>529914843You want luofu 3, 4, & 5 in a row?
>>529914295She spent one cycle with Phainon, died and then that cycle looped 33 million times. In every single one, she didnโt like Phainon romantically and he didnโt like her. You have to cope. Straight ships always lose unless itโs incest
>>529914550and that's why I said she's a deliverer cock slurper. that's my impression of her. she's just using phainon for whatever her end goal, and now she will be using us too now that we're the deliverer
>>529914843No. You were colonised by HI3rd.
Now you will get colonised by Fate.
No complaining. No whining. Absolutely no rejection of the newcomers.
Sit down, loser.
>>529914764If I still get Firefly/Castorice I wouldn't mind
I just can't seem to get a dub
>>529914990>fate out of nowhere
>>529914926NTA but tiebacels already don't like her for having ties to him at all
If futa is gay then why straight men don't show interest in cuntboys?
>>529914295She died at the start in every cycle retard
>>529914971Stop pointing this out you will use pags to riot.
>>529915051Surprised no one shooped the portrait
>>529914687>Like most of the cast is already for (You)Please name them.
>>529914802Sunday wasn't meant to be playable at first, that's the difference. And he still had to go through the obligatory dindu humiliation ritual arc anyway, so him technically being the main villain didn't even matter in the end.
>>529914946unironically yes, give me anything but hi3flop
that ghost hunting event was legendary anyway
I do not give a single shit about some random worm from a dead game and his 1000 hours backstory ended with him screaming to a nigger god
Get the fuck out of my face
>>529914843>who is Bronya>who is SeeleYou were in the the palms of HI3 from the start.
>>529915062>shiptrannies are upset
>>529915062Honestly? The Chinese schizos aren't wrong. Whom would pinkie chose between Paimon and US?
>>529915078Don't bring up those things...
Do you go to cons, /hsrg/?
>>529914764That ain't my wife
Of course that means I ain't rolling
>>529915160>Sunday wasn't meant to be playable at firstlet's not start off with obviously incredulous claims
>>529914667We don't like *** whores here.
>>529915062Blame shaoji for promoting a childhood ntr fantasy to incels
>>529915160Sunday was always meant to be playable, please stop showing that you're new.
>>529914154Oh? we posting MTG now?
POST YOUR MTG IDEAS OF HSR CHARACTERS GO
>>529915062Based. Fuck omnipandering Hoyo! Just commit for once to something and don't make the whole plot status quo.
>But we have agenda to keep...- Hoyo probably
New 5* Welt doko? New 5* Himeko doko? New 5* March doko?
>>529914687>mostlmao lie better you retard
>>529915263>>529915310Yeah I'm sure the retarded History Fictionologist asspull was planned from the start, lol.
>hi3 expies without master love.
Hysilens = Lesbian
Cerydra = Bisexual
>>529915298More like he expected everyone to love phainon and it obviously didn't pan out
>>529915396caelus is so lucky!
>>529915370New March in 3.6. I also want new Welt and Himeko. Please, save the imaginary and fire. They are in bad spot right now
It felt like they added Lygus's narration to handhold the player because they think you are stupid
>>529915421Now now, I didn't say the story was finished by the time they were planning on making him playable. I said he was planned to be playable from the start. You go back to your /wuwa/ and you learn to read.
>mihoyo keeps pushing Phainon as fujobait and sometimes for you both in game and marketing
>HE IS FUCKING CYRENE, I'M NOT CRAZY IM NOT CRAZY
>>529909024>33 weekly SU runsUntil EOS
Straight male here.
I would only suck off Dark March and no one else.
Cerydra is a hetero queen ready for caelus to breed her
REMINDER: Burgers will have to watch while seaGODS and EVROS play the fate collab
>>529914451I am not a shiptroon but if they wanted to make their relationship as sanitized as possible then why did they give them opposing but complememntary traits. Phainon's weapon is sun themed, while Cyrene's is moon themed. Also they represent Philia and Neikos that are opposing but complementary forces by Greek Philosphy. Doesn't that steer a little into shipshit territory?
>>529915542I refuse to go back there.
>>529915512I don't think that's the case he's the only one who can show you the past at that point in the story
Why can't our men look like this?
Whats up with the number 33 anyway
>>529915512It was added because they didn't know how to write a way for TB to learn about all that stuff.
>>529915298Shaoji forgot that for an NTR to happen, the girl has to have a man for (You) to steal her from. This requirement already paints her as less pure than Firefly in chinkcels' eyes.
>>529915667too masculine for HRT rail
Amphoreus 3.7 ending LEAKED (real)
>>529909024Topaz is coming soon bros
>>529915667I'm straight but Hugo is just so dreamy especially with the Astarion voice. I need him to take me into her arms and whisper sweet nothing in my ear. In a non-gay manner.
imagine wasting budget and development time on honkai impact
>>529915724Polka coming in and kill stealing would be pretty funny
>>529915667black tier pecs, thighs and legs
why does everyone hate honkai impact
>>529915761IMPACTED
IMPACTED
IMPACTED
>>529914295>this characterization feels like lovebombing and she will ditch us too once she finds another guySo, she's giving us the same treatment a normal woman would IRL? Wow, how problematic!
A man's worth is tied to his status, resources and ability to provide, so her "attitude" towards (You) is (You)r reward for becoming Amphoreus' next Deliverer, it's that simple.
>b-but muh Phainon doesn't deserve this!He does, that's what you get when you lose your title and fail to provide value to others. Being ostracized and disposed is only natural for failures like him.
imagine wasting budget and development time on a game aimed to a target audience that can't even pay for it
what the fuck was mihoyo thinking, we will never know.
>>529914363Well yeah since her cone gives like 20% vuln, that roughly 1/3 of what a dedicated support provides. Hyacine is undoubtedly the best sustain at E0S0 base but she isn't worth the investment over Gallagher without S1
>>529915761Wait a year and hi3rd will make more money then zzz
>>529915682Have you done your 33 SU runs?
>>529915925rare based stelle poster
>>529915914I don't know, why do you hate men?
>>529915724considering they went out of their way to hint lygus is afraid of drawing her attention and UD coming out before she's most definitely showing up
>>529915914Having 2/3 of hi3rd being a garbage game do wonders to plublic opinion kiana
>>529915949Why would HI3's target audience be unable to fund the game?
>>529915614I mean, symbolism is pretty tame all things considered. It's not like they gave something concrete to the characters
>>529915682If I remember right, after 33 runs, you won't get anymore weekly rewards from SU and have to wait for reset. 33 runs was for tryhard players who wanted the most exp books and materials for characters to clear the endgame as fast as possible. This was when the game had just been released and everyone was rushing to AR50. Now it's a meme, because everyone has maxed out teams and abundance of materials
impactGODS got devs to kneel and send apologems for even DARING to suggest playable worms in their game
know your betters
>>529915925troon hands typed this
It's not that Cyrene is not (you)bait, she is, it's that she's also ship bait with phainon
Even if she panders, she's still going for option #2 cause phainon didn't pan out
I don't care much for that, and I'm don't care much for the pink either
She's not gonna be as popular as Shaoji thinks she's gonna be
I liked her more as mem
>both Phainon and Mydei use the same arms crossing pose while talking to each other
This shit is so lazy
>>529915614>complementary elements is shipshit nowlol try harder, Aether and Lumine are sun/moon and are siblings
>>529916171Nowadays you can probably rush to TL40 just from skipping all the currently skippable content
>>529916223things have changed
>>529916137Her portrait too in lygus' monologue it's either that or they just want to hammer in he's rupert
Homoverse want to shill ugly pink bastard whore but Im already happy with my virgin wife
>>529915051>penacony memes still going strong >amphoreus has spawned nothingit's over
>>529915914Shit game, they should've eosed in 2022 forever and never comeback
Now they're out here infecting other games
>>529916372Wincest is based thoughbeit.
How the fuck do I make it to the other side??
The route is blocked off during both day and night switch
>>529916223And how did that work out for them?
>>529915925People don't play gacha games looking for characters that behave like real femoids. That is what girlfriends, female acquaintances and wives are for. Are you mad that most men still don't like bitchy IRL femoid behavior even if it's attached to cute anime girl, since it kills your delusions of being desirable just because you project onto them?
Are we getting Cocolia back? I need those fat thighs desu.
>>529916464Precisely why Phairene would never win, theyโre not siblings
>>529916372yeah, and they're incestbait
>>529915914Your game is worthless dead weight that goes beyond to be a detriment by dyking our girls
FF
>cute
>loyal
>has a pleasing girly voice in jp
>only hogged screentime in 2 patches
>organic popularity
>transforms into a cool mecha
>is a novel character the likes of whom has never been seen before.
Cyrene
>ugly
>personal onahole for hoyodevs
>sounds like she is trying way too hard to be girly in JP
>keeps getting mentioned again and again since 3.0
>inorganic popularity
>will transform into a half naked skank
>is a meguca rip off who trashes on her dyke legacy by being an omnislut
SkipGOD here, what role will Furina and Fish violinist play in 3.5 now that Phainon destroyed the simulation? Whatโs next for Amphoreus remaining patches
>>529916497Saved them from EoS since adding male shilling would've absolutely killed it like how the goliath that is genshin got massively hit over endless worms.
Castorice
>cute
>loyal
>has a pleasing girly voice in jp
>only hogged screentime in 2 patches
>organic popularity
>summons a cool dragon
>is a novel character the likes of whom has never been seen before.
>>529916628She was always a omnislut
>>529912682reminder that all of our money is going into ZZZ some meta verse scam, some shitty pokemon rip off and UE5 open world slop instead of improving HSR
Does anyone here know what this actually does? Does it boost any of Hysilens' allies' speed when they attack?
How come Phainon sold bigly despite being the gayest male in Hoyoverse?
>>529916715Castorice
>computer software
>Buff Blade and Jingliu
>Still need hyacine and tribbie so they can do any damage at all
what was the fucking point
>>529916764he literally didn't sell well
>>529915316>Kafka, Stellaron Hunter>Legendary Creature, Human>2BB>When entering the battlefield, gain control of target opponent's creature until your next turn.>Da Capo - When Kafka, Stellaron Hunter deals combat damage to a creature or player, draw a card, and deal 1 damage to target creature or player.there's my input for the day
Pags here unironically eat this shit up when even the chinks can't take it seriously because of how retarded the premise is to begin with.
>childhood friends
>NPCs around the village talk about how they're always together
>suffers for 33 million cycles because of HER dream
>AKSCHULLY you're the hero of my heart and all this setup is irrelevant to my character
None of this needs to exists it's just shit writing because they wanted to pander to everyone which panders to no one. Next just remove this slop and make her purely for (you) and not this NTR trash.
>>529916715>LoyalProgrammed to be loyal to Mydei cock you mean?
Will E2 Firefly keep break relevant? For now still clearing MoC and AS with it. Sometimes fire PF too
>>529916629>Phainon destroyed the simulationHe didnt
>>529916629We're redoing the whole cycle except (We) are the Deliverer now, and we're accompanied by people who know their shit (our pals March and Dan, plus the geniuses) rather than jobbers designed to kick the bucket. This means we'll inevitably come in contact with the heirs again.
>>529915512>stuck in a loop because Phainon won't give up already>TB with potential to break the loop appears, use them to get Phainon to stop the loop>all he has to do now is deal with TB and je wins since no one else will have the access to stop Iron Tombit's really not that complicated
>>529916871Mydei only want's Phainon's cock so it's ok
>>529916764>23rd place despite being THE most shilled character in the game>sold bigly
>>529916764>15 TikTok hours
>>529916846I forgot to give her power and toughness, fuck
I guess 2/2
>>529916701No it did not
It did absolutely nothing to improve their popularity cause the reason most gacha players don't play is because it's know as "the dyke game"
Ain't no way it was ever gonna get waifufags to stick around
I still remember when part2 came out and some people tried to shill that "it has a male mc now!" and you look at the current shilled character and it's a lesbian rapist whore
Honestly you are beyond parody
>>529916936If it isn't complicated, then they didn't need to put in Lygus's narration
>>529916848NTR is the thinking man's fetish
>>529916629You do one more cycle, this time with TB as the protagonist, and save the day.
>>529916081i don't hate them i just don't like them and i dont want to roll for them
>>529916848>because of HER dreamRetarded skipnig
Also nobody cares about chink 4chin
>>529916491there's a teleporter to it on the top floor, the elevator is in the bottom left corner
>>52991683514-year-old lolis
>>529917035>still doesn't get itguess it is that complicated
>>529916848>in the previous cycles Cyrene might have said these words to Phainon who was not replaced by tbBased tiebacels. I thought i was the only one thinking this. It almost feels that shaoji wanted to insert shipshit in some convoluted way without having to face incelrage so this is what he decided to do. Weird that no one else is calling this out
>>529916137I can imagine Polka showing up as an antagonist for the epilogue after the main story stuff with Irontomb is resolved.
>>529916629The simulation's not destroyed yet, we've just entered the next (and potentially) final cycle. As for what Cerydra and Hysilens will do, it's hard to tell if the role they will play in the next patch will be of any relevance or consequence to the greater truths revealed about Amphoreus (maybe it'll turn out that they have a means to retain memories of the previous loops and are planning out a direct attack on the Scepter).
Devs making Phainon and Aventurine bisexual was a mistake
>>529916628Pajeetfly fucks Elio though
>>529917176Keep coping. Fagworm fucking flopped.
>>529917176Cope he won't even outsell a middling success like Therta
[HSR 3.7 Character banner leaks]
Lygus - Quantum Erudition
Zephyro - Wind Destruction
Boss: Cyrene, Weaver of Time
Source: Uncle 4chan
>>529917232gay for Ratio, calls Topaz beautiful and constantly flirts with (You), it'a omnipandering baybeeeeeeeeeee
>>529917248Garbage
Kafka is meant to be fucked by other futas (Stelle, Himeko, SW)
This patch broke
>salefags
>shipsisters
>skiptards
>>529917023>can't tell the difference between maintaining status quo and choosing death by wormsHow many people are picking up HSR because of Phainon, and how many are dropping it?
>>529916835When is our summer event? I want to see Cyrene and March in a swimsuit
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Why did Phainon sell more than the anniversary?
/hsrg/ please take a look at my wife
>>529917232It's doesnt really matter because they are 90% gay and the other 10% is when they feel like pandering to the yumes (almost never)
>>529917405Your status quo was never sustainable
>>529917427He got more TikTok hours?
Don't forget to tip your landlord
>>529916797Blade changes made him even better with them since they were wheelchairing him though
JL is a complete and utter brick still though like everyone thought
>>529916507>Are you mad that most men still don't like bitchy IRL femoid behavior even if it's attached to cute anime girlthe only reason why those "men" hate women and call them whiny bitches is because they constantly get scolded for being an useless bums who can't even wipe their own asses.
They'd have dozens of women worshipping their dicks if they were functioning members of society, which they're (unfortunately) not
>since it kills your delusions of being desirable just because you project onto them?I'm glad you're at least aware that you're a failure as a man, as a provider and undesirable by this world's standards.
I am tired of Shaoji's stinky writing. I hope they get new writers for Japan
>>529916954Wow, this doesn't look good. Honestly I was expecting he sells more than Castorice at least
>>529917427he is Kevin Kaslana
>gigashilled for 7 months
>5 patches
>6 gorillion trailers
>66 gorillion animations
>666 gorillion lines
>broken beyond belief
>entire region, planet, universe, story, backstory, SHITrene, bosses, literally every aspect of life for himself
>firefly skin + 3 broken harmony supports + 200 tickets spending event + never before a groundbreaking skip button + never before earth shattering 3 buttons + fate collab & old character buffs to bait returning players
>15 (FIVETEEN) tiktok hours
AIDSnon goddamn FLOPPED, GIGAFLOPPED even
>>529917427Holy FVAAAAAAAAARK!
>never flirts with phainon even once
>he tells her she treats him like a kid
>safest dialogue ever between them
>says she has only ever waited to meet (you) for 33 million cycles
>nooooo sheโs cucking me in other timelines with the fag
I mean sure, if thatโs what you want retard
>>529917484The game is 9 years old and funded genshin. Also you ignored my question because you know you're wrong.
I don't care if she's guilty of millions of people suffering for millions of cycles of rebirth and death in pain and misery, as long as she's cute.
And she's cute, incredibly CUTE. I can forgive her for genocide, rape and murder easily.
>>529917595Male on Futa on female or bust
>>529916954He sold less than Yunli? What the fuck
>>529917561We're getting Luofu 1 writer
Enjoy
>>529917595may as well watch gay porn, it's either futa on female, or male on futa if you're feeling feisty
>>529917587If they call firefly flopfly with this what should we call phainon?
>>529916848All of this could have easily been solved if they made Phainon voice what he wants to do. Instead you have Cyrene ordering him to create an eternal loop for amphoreus and suffer until tb chama comes and he just agrees like a sad cuck. Wonder why they made him so passive
WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIK TOK HOUR
>>529916848>make her purely for (you) and not this NTR trash.Leaving your childhood friend for someone you just met is NTR trash
>>52991773940 earth minutes
>>529917739the most important metric of our time
>>529917714That's 2 days vs 3 weeks
>>529916759When a enemy is attacked by a ally target, increases that ally's speed. It'll get reworded in v2, promise.
Phainon sold trillions. It's over...
>>529917739it's the newest cryptocurrency
>>529916848Nah, people are kinda lukewarm on her besides shippers
I think the fact Shaoji fucked up massively us finally gonna hit him
>cyrene ntr'd her childhood friend
If this is the case then didn't Phainon also NTR her by jumping on tb's cock in an instant
I still think impact 3 shizos are behind the cyrene CN drama.
>>529917739It's the most reliable & accurate indicator in CHINA
-hrt_diluc aka gigafaggot leaker
his word not mine
>>529917909Logically yes but that doesn't count
Will Cyrene merge with March the same way Phaiworm merged with us? While Dan gets Nessie?
>>529917947Itโs just phairenepag trying to push cuck agenda because his ship lost lol
>>529917947Hi3trannies are also rampant shitposters in our general, so I wouldn't be surprised.
>>529917909Doesn't matter
I'd rather not be the third wheel on suck cuck off relationship
I'll take the purple death elf, thanks
If Phainon isn't selling much then I think Hoyo needs to panic and have an emergency meeting on what to do onwards.
>>529917856Doesn't matter. Most revenue comes from day 1.
>>529917947Yeah shippers are mentally retarded and expect to see the same setup everytime
No matter which one of Caelus or Phainon gets cucked, as NTRchad I win.
i hate cuckfags so much it's unreal.
A childhood friend doesn't owe you sex retard. That's not NTR. Stop making everything NTR.
>My neighbour is talking to another man??? Literally NRT
Kill yourself if cuckshit is all what on your mind.
Chat, after doing all my pulls, I only got to E1 Phainon :skull:. Thereโs 19 days left to get 65 pulls for next pity. Not getting E2 is gonna be a huge L. Is this doable or am I fully cooked?
>>529916848Cyrene is the most dishonest (you)bait in this stupid game. Fly and Rice are laserfocused on TB as their potential romantic interest while Cyrene is already with Fagnon even long before TB entered Ampho
>cyrene/tb/phainon have some messed up love triangle orgy shit going on meanwhile mydei remains dead and forgotten
Phaideikeks...how do we cope
Chinks get their paycheck on the 11th so we'll literally never know how much Phainon truly sold.
>>529918164I did not consent to my neighbour marrying they should not be allowed to
>>529917986>hrt_diluc>waiting for wriothesleyOh shit bro the literal faggot is saying "he giga sold and was like the best banner ever" with no substantiation
We're done for now!
I just don't feel like TB belongs to this story at all
>>529918202Yeah there is enough to hit that pity before the end supposedly mr streamer
>>529918202Skip button. Use it. Do all the quests now
>>529918291He's the mc, retard
>>529918202You need his cone retardgro
>>529918242living paycheck to paycheck is a mutt thing, everyone else has savings
>>529918242Grasping straws now, aren't we?
>>529918215Blame Shaoji for wanting to gaslight retards into thinking his pag bitch serves deeper purpose other than shallow pagbait
>>529917595>futa on male that proceeds to male on futaThoughts?
>>529918423We live in a debt based society bwo it's not just the mutts
>>529918443All of them are shallow pagbait, Cyrene in particular is just flip flopping
Mydei: So I was only good for a quick pump and dump
>>529918487then they would just take out debt to roll
you're coping too hard
>>529918467That's just a 69
>>529918038>While Dan gets Nessie?I honestly wonder how that's gonna work out. The As I've written text gave me the impression that Dan becomes Georios. Georios is an earth dragon with golden blood, does that mean Dan is gonna be nanook-related now since all the golden blood in Amphoreus came from Nanook originally?
>>529918061He's selling fine by all metrics, and their idea of what a good banner is clearly isn't dictated by sales (see Argenti's first banner being the lowest the game will see until the second half of this patch, yet he keeps showing up). You can also see a consistent pattern of "character that is good does bad on first run around, then when reran gets a ton of money because they're finally acknowledged as good" (Luocha)
I managed to get an infinite loop going.
I can just keep duplicating the left column and never run out of item charges
>>529918061>If Phainon isn't selling much then I think Hoyo needs to panic and have an emergency meeting on what to do onwards.I mean don't put this much budget into a MALE character and give him giganiche BRICK gameplay?
I mean that's 2 very preventable and obvious flaws. The former could've been salvaged by good gameplay.
But some retard thought
>what if we enforced THE MOST BORING SHIT PLAYSTYLE OF BUFFING 1 UNIT>AND then had said unit DELETE THE ENTIRE TEAM for several turnsSo you can sit around watching enemies take more turns
>and THEN make 1 of his skills literally DO NOTHING and make the enemy take MORE turnsThis bitch gets 1v1d no diff by Argenti
They did everything they could gameplaywise to make this guy flop.
Terrible gameplay, no self-sufficience, the most power-creep-in-waiting unit ever
He's basically Dan2 but without the constant AOE nuke gratification
Reminder zzz flopped so hard the devs are sending hidden messages to apologize for the state of the game lmao
>>529918215>RiceBy your cuck metrics, sheโs fucking Phainon too in some loops
>>529918164>A childhood friend doesn't owe you sexThat's where you're wrong kiddo
>>529918291but brooo that's like the point
he's the outsider broooo
>>529918359>JY - Wrioboth keikaku doori chads always ahead of you
>Feixiao - Mavuikaboth battletard autists who are female in name only
>Yunli - Lan Yanboth free spirited tomboys who don't think much of societal norms
>Hanya - Kirarauuh.....
>>529918695Please understand, all the animation budget was on the boss fight
>>529918623Our Cyrene is so cute and pure. Almost daughterwife material. I hope she doesn't become a skank like that bitch on the right
SHITrene & AIDSnon : we killed hi3rash now we are on our way to kill your game as well
>>529918623Left, not even close.
>>529916848vmg arent sending their best...
>>529918520NTA but Cyrene isn't flip flopping, she is strictly for (You). Her relationship with Phainon is platonic and mostly there just for le ebin HI3 references. However it does come with the unfortunate side effect of making her look like some ungrateful whore that will ditch anyone in a heartbeat
>>529918623paizuri from right while left rimjobs me
>18G
lol he already went above mavuika 3rd day
>>529918608Kinda hard to say as of now, we don't know much even from leaks.
Oh so Phainon endured 33 million cycles for Cyrene? Cool story. Guess what - she still doesn't owe him sex. The way this general talks about women is actually sickening. Just because you martyr yourself for a woman doesnโt mean sheโs obligated to hop on your dick. Thatโs just incel rhetoric
>>529918746Isn't it just jp va?
>>529918618Except he isn't actually selling that well. He can't even surpass Blade in revenue
>>529918881No one cares about Flopvuika though. Natlan is a disaster that will be studied in the years to come.
>>529918842>she is strictly for (You)
>>529918623Why is Cyrene looking at me like that...
>Phainon already outsold Therta on JP
THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aventurine is actually bisexual, Phainon not so much unless you count Stelle. Both are still 90/10 Fujo:yumebait so it actually doesnโt matter.
>>529918316>>529918338Iโve scraped my account of everything in terms of quests and exploring. All thatโs left is achievement autism and, excuse me for uttering this, old simulated universes.
>>529908891Is Cyrene and m7 both ice? Feels like Cyrene could be quantum or physical too. Or M7 be anything but ice.
>>529918623left could almost be good if she had at least a hint of a cleavage, as it is right now it's just the usual safe horny hoyoslop we're used to
>>529919034May allah have mercy on you for SU will not
>>529918623Cyrene looks too young. I don't like it.
>>529918972brown people does though(same audience from zzz)
What the FUCK was mihoyo thinking, seriously
>>529919081she's flat as a board there
>>529919048as a non footfag this is the first feet picture that did something to me
>>529918939Yeah, but they have similarities even beyond their voice.
I am content with Mydei being Phainon's cumdumpster mistress whom he kills every cycle
>STACYvuika out of nowhere
>>529919081>>529919169Left is a literal 10yo retard
>>529919060Me on the bottom right.
Be honest, was Sunday or Phainon the first limited male some of you guys rolled for?
>>529918972>No one cares about Flopvuika though. Natlan is a disaster that will be studied in the years to come.The problem is straight men aren't emotional trend chasers who pick up and drop games on a whim. So when you burn them for 2 years, they don't just show up at the first sign of pandering.
Whereas that behavior IS what women and gays do. And women and gays simply cannot comprehend the difference. They're literal NPCs with their brain structure.
>ZZZ is getting 7 week patches now
pray for our imouto...
>>529919169being flat doesn't mean you shouldn't have any sign of your breasts existing
>>529918061the problem with all gacha games is that you hit a point where people don't need characters to clear.
you can make characters they may like, but most will still skip. so you start doing powercreep, because then at least metafags will roll.
but in general, gachas aren't sustainable forever. you make some irrelevant characters and some hyped and only sell half of the time while newer games attract many of the players
>>529919363downsizing, same thing happened to HI3.
They get 10 week patches now.
>>529919236Mistress implies he has a wife heโs cheating on, thatโs hot
>>529918397Mostly cause other characters say so, not in action
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He is actually on track to outsell Rice kek
>>529919392Then explain why Wuwa's revenue keeps peaking
nothing wrong with 9 week patches
more time to save
>>529918061He's doing fine
Problem is that "fine" isn't cutting it for all the resources Hoyo pulled for this guy, for all of that we should be seeing Firefly numbers minimum
>>529918982DELETE SHES DIFFERENT FROM ELYSIA AIIIEEEEEEEE
>>529919503Why is the 6th like that?
>>529919503AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO NO NO HE FLOPPED
I SHIT POSTED 17 HOURS A DAY HE HAS TO FLOP
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WORMS FLOPPED AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>529919392faito grando order
>>529919503>This is BEFORE the fate collab We are going to outsell in 1 month all of ZZZ 12 months
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>>529915925>her "attitude" towards (You) is (You)r reward for becoming Amphoreus' next Deliverer, it's that simplegreat. This is what I'm saying. she's simply written as the DELIVERER COCK SLURPER
Not a good female character.
Sparkle? Fun.
Firefly? Innocent.
Castorice? Weird but ok I guess she's touch-starved.
This cyrene bitch is just hopping on from one deliverer to another.
Don't tell me you enjoy this shallow ass (you) pandering? Have some dignity anon
>>529919503HE WON
PHAIGAWD WON
THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MALE IN HSR HISTORY
>>529919457They had a 7 week patch before as well, itโs most likely for scheduling later down the line. They probably want the void hunter to release at the end of the year again like Miyabi, for example
Why do JPfags like Phainon so much?
>In the 2nd phase bossfight of Phantylia, if you idle for enough time, you will hear Aha laughing
What did THEY mean by this
https://youtu.be/24Y9FHg3uCw
Fagworm FUCKING FLOPPED!
Fagworm FUCKING FLOPPED!
Fagworm FUCKING FLOPPED!
>>529919519possibly because people left on release and then came back. I also tried it on release, ditched it because it was trash, then tried it again on anniversary. but as a gacha it will also peak, at some point people will not abandon their 20 built characters for small upgrades
>>529919226>as a non footfag I liked this picture of feet>im totally not a footfag though!admit it anon
>Death being Equilbrium broke my entire chart
well fuck you too Lygus, at least now we have four hard confirmations since the scepter files lists them as is.
Thank you ZZZ for giving me burnice to crank my hog to. Not playing your shitty game though.
>>529919628>Sparkle? FunStopped reading. Shartkle is an irrelevant nothingburger that has done nothing since she came out.
>>529917427I guess Hoyo needs to invest in loli coins. Zero shilling and Tribbie almost beating shilled anniversary and gigashilled fag
>be Phainon
>attention whores for 4 patches
>most non AE lines in the game
>most luxurious animations
>most high quality animations and trailer
And he fucking FLOPPED and SLOPPED
>>529919568Dead patch with filler given to HSR to boost ZZZ anniversary sales, aka the cipher patch.
They ended up killing june sales for nothing because ZZZ flopped anyways
>>529919503If Phainon succeeds will we see more males in general. Btw, what makes good male character? Is it insanity, autism, being nihilistic, literally me, all of the above?
>>529910645Havenโt we been cucking him since 3.0 with Mem? Are we really cucking him if Paimon (pink) had always been our cocksleeve?
Reaver Phainon probably killed and dissected enough Cyrenes and Ciphers to think theyre literal bugs. New Phainon weโre gona meet next patch is just a childhood friend, he can go hook up with any of the other girls or Mydei. Cyrene was always for (You) like m7
>>529919503Remember when this general spammed nonstop about how Hyacine was a big sales success? Yet when Phainon is outselling her 2:1 everyone still claims he is flopping.
What gives?
MAJOR 3.8 STORY SPOILERS
Bitcoin gets fucked
Source: ATRI Leaks
How many tik tok hours does the next male need to match Clapnon?
>>529919780Wasn't asking you "killed for zzz tranny"
>>529919680Based one worm per year
don't these people realize that hrt is just a credit card simulator? lel
>>529916628you fogot
>KILLED MEM MEM to try and leech its popularity
>>529919616I had to look twice because I almost thought someone reposted mine
>>529919503STOP THE COUNT
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Phainon did another 6G and is 1 day of surpassing every banner of this year
I thought fujobaits don't sell?
you guys really thought KEVIN KASLANA would flop, we've all been waiting years to be able to roll him
>>529919794She is a success on her own terms though phainon is just HIM
>>529919519It doesnโt
They peaked in 1.1, none of these games are peaking in 2025 due to market over saturation
>>529919048Yunli footpussy....
>>529919616Bricks and dicks/10
>>529919794Hyacine only looked good because most Amphoreus characters performed like shit
In the grand scheme of things she flopped
>>529919503Say thank you to the shonenDEITIES for saving HSR
>>529919871I regret not getting Argenti
>>529919794Zzz was a eos tier flop too despite making Yucka numbers on mobile only, when that games barely playable on mobile
>>529919752>irrelevant nothingburger that has done nothing since she came outso is 90% cast in HSR.
I'm saying their character anon. geez don't say stopped reading if you can't in the first place.
>>529919882You see that +365 at the top ? He is already at 22G LMAO WTF
>>529919680Is funny how there is so much shitposting around phainon and zzz flopping and skirk underperforming that people are forgetting our free characters are S tier, while shit like genshin get welt tier bricks
so when Phainon sells 200m we're going to claim it was all Saber right bros
>>529919747Georios is Permanence.
>>529918842Anon, Elysia is a notoriously easy harlot
>>529919898Cope fujotard he is carried by shounenGAWDS and KebinGAWDS
>random male outsells gigashilled anniversary banner with top up reset
>I HATE zzz and genshin hope they EoS
>top up charts in star rail (same company)
KAKAKIROOOO
Seiba
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>>529919882People just habitually buy at the start of patches
>>529919808Umm, wrong image perhaps?
Bweh. Phainon victory just doesn't sit right with me. I feel incredibly upset that NO OTHER MALE will receive his level of shilling. I would have been happy if they gave this level of shilling to LITERALLY any other male character(not Welt though). I hate Phainon is the only who gets this special treatment as he happens to be the precious hi3 expy. Other male characters don't even get the bare minimum. Its very unfair
>>529919695The Godslayer Protocol plotline is secretly an Elation prank.
>>529919752but enough about Therta
>>529920025is that spelled out in the scepter data? or are you just inferring because dan3 is getting its powers in the next patch?
This cute pink elf is going to blow your mind.
>>529919930>On her own termsYeah by being a massive sustain powercreep and whalebait to give Castorice literally double the dragon uptime.
Phaiwormtranny coping is so fun to see, they really believe their homo didn't flop
>>529920112Kek, Welt is the actual dude from 3rd and he hasn't done shit in this game
>>529919747Kneel to LYGOD
>>529920135It's in his As I've written story.
>>529919794Hyacine was a success, she outsold ZZZ anniversary while having a dead patch
>>529910990
>>529919882>additional sales for next dayHeโs gonna surpass Castorice soon holy fuck
How do you build remembrance stelle?
>>529920187Ah, I haven't catch up to read those, I just read the scepter data a few hours ago because I've been busy.
Thanks for reminding me.
>>529919680Sisters wonned bigly with HSR
>>529912757E2 Herta effectively gets 70% AA with one skill use.
Didn't they uncap that JP site randomly
All other characters could only get 4.0 a day while phainon get the cap raised to 8.0
>>529920173We knew this cope was coming when they stacked things this hard.
They were always going to leech on Fate and claim it as flopnon's success. He'll be a worse bait than DHIL and Fei Xiao.
>>529920281Double 2 pc speed sets
160+ speed
200+ crit damage
So males sell if they have cool animations and aura? Why did hoyo take this long to figure it out when Fate and Dokkan Battle have existed for a decade?
Wow, Yu-gi-oh GX OST is so fucking GOOD!
>>529920281all in speed, then crit damage, and energy rope
Anoo, how much rolls do we get from the Fate Collab?
I think I'm ngmi...
>>529920369Shaoji will say that phainon sales are all fujo
>>529918842The cuckposters want to keep their agenda even after they went out the way to make Mem - donโt even bother trying to argue with these fags
I wonder how much of the sales are actually Tribbie.
>>529920329Yeah their AI system suddenly decided the daily cap for Phainon is doubled
If Phainon is selling well because of shounenfaggotry then why was homodei such a massive flop
>>529919882People finally doing the story and rolling as expected
This entire patch is going to cause some massive seethe
>>529920250>Beating ZZZ anniversaryLike taking candy from a retarded child...
>>529920281mine looks like this, you just want tons of speed and crit damage for sub stats
Firefly sales? All Ruan Mei
Acheron sales? All Luocha
Phainon sales? All Tribbie
>>529920513He's not enough of a cuckold
>>529920513Too stoic not shonen enough
>raises the cap of during fagnon's banner
Meme chart
Phainon was never Cyreneโs hero. Phainon was the worldโs hero. She was never waiting for him to save her. She was waiting for an outsider to save everyone like Phainon was.
(You) are Cyrene and Phainonโs hero.
>>529920513Mydei did nothing except stand around brooding
>>529920513He was right next to the other shilled unit
>>529919695>huhuhuhuu!i think Aha is gonna help us out, since the destruction is no fun at all and Aki was peak elation content creator.
he simply needed to kill him because it was really funny and he needed the giggles to charge up to shit on Nanook, next.
>all this revenue, sales and money
>and the game keeps looking like this
what's wrong with japs?
>>529920675... and their bull
>Phainon already selling
Tectone will not like this
>>529920502>Ai system Wanna bet that decision was helped along by a generous donation?
>can't even salespost HSR for 1 week
fuck this I'm going back to /zzz/
>>5299205132nd half brick
>>529920513>main push #2 vs character sent out to die before main push #1You can't be this stupid
>>529920780I am gonna fuck u
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HE WON
>>529920743>like thisSuper sexy???
>>529920513I would rather ask, if Phainon shounen aura sells, why all his trailers and videos flopped?
>>529920675Yeah, I don't like NTR, making me the bull won't change this
>>529920847>>529920860Ah I see, so it was Hertaschizo all along doing this stupid shit.
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
https://files.catbox.moe/woaq0n.txt
https://files.catbox.moe/woaq0n.txt
https://files.catbox.moe/woaq0n.txt
>>529920938It's not NTR when they're both for (You)
>>529920329No, itโs because multiple other big JP apps are running promotions and new pickups. This always happens on the last days of the month up to around the first week of the following next month.
>>529919882What is a G? Gil? Gold? Haitian Gourde?
>>529909309I wouldn't trust the prediction of 3.8 only having Constance
>>529922852Gurai (roughly, estimated)