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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

Sparkle SEX now!!!

Phainon the happiest of cucks

YURI GENERAL!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread will be free of Wuwa, ZZZ, FGO and Genshin.

I don't like summer because I'm fat

My wife is so cute

Phainon is the best written character

>>529908971
stop posting until the beta is over, you're jinxing us

>Zenless Zero?
>"Wuwa"?
>Penacony?
>Hoolay?
>Pure Fiction?
>Playable Remembrance?
>Firefly?
Bro? What the fuck are you talking about? It's 1.3 and Lady Fu just got released. Come, lets do our 33 weekly SU runs and then try to complete this new MoC floor 10. You can finally drop your Natasha and we have 16 cycles to 3* clear! I hope they release a new Quantum harmony so Mono-quantum with my wife Seele gets even stronger... I'm planning on going for her E2 on her rerun.

>>529908818
Its crazy that the normalfag doesn't realize this. It thinks that Phainon has his own will when he clearly doesn't. He just does everything cyrene orders him to do, like a braindead simp

This is High Queen Morgan general.

>>529908950
sparkle sex

>>529909017
The cheldschizo will protect her

Psychotherapy with Sparkle

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (43)

Next patch we will finally meet with our imperator, Princess Cerydra I of Janusopolis, and you will like her!

Xueyi IS the most beloved 4*

>>529909104
using her pussy

I hope that whore anon moves onto cyrene and bricks her

>>529909007
the most written character would be more accurate

>>529909139
xu fu ugly twin

>>529909201
sex

>https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption/gift?code=ZZZTHANK
>https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption/gift?code=ZZZYOU
>https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption/gift?code=ZZZFOR
>https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption/gift?code=ZZZSTAYING
>https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption/gift?code=ZZZWITHUS
ZZZ Anniv stream had special secret coded that spelled out "Thank you for staying with us", I wonder how bad is the player retention that they feel the "need" to do this.
They did this too back in 1.4 with a puzzle that led to a special screen of "thank you for everything"
Neither Genshin nor HSR have done anything like this, why?

>>529908891
>2 patches with only 1 new character
Finally some breathing space...

>>529909245
Both are ugly dykes

>>529909281
You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel today [-]

I shouldve been more luckier

>>529909281
/hsrg/ - Honkai: Star Rail General
now get the fuck out of here

This fucking guy lmao

>>529909139
wrong

Hyacine love

>>529909281
next relaunch when?

Super Tiktok hours was only available for Skirk. Anyone using that term for Phainon is even less credible and doesn't know what they're talking about.

>>529909317
xuxu is beautiful woman

>>529908971
Who's the best boytoy for Cerydra? Anaxa, Phainon or Archer (yes I have all of them and maybe some analworms too)

>>529909245
I love my lesbian best friend whom I have platonic sex with

>>529909412
whore

>>529909446
>>529909245
Xueyi is so good she even has an expy in fate!

>>529909445
Who the fuck is Skirt?
What the fuck are Tiktok hours?
Please talk like a normal person

>>529908971
You're so lucky, Hysilens

Why are people acting like sunday gives this massive amount of energy?
Isnt it like only 20% every few turns?
I think i will just use rmc for saber and roll e1 tribbie

>>529909036
I wish normal castoria had morgan's white hair it looks so good

>>529909460
She was made for Phainon so

Hotaru rabu

>>529909139
We love Xueyi!

I was made for sparkle

>>529909334
The great equalizer came for you too? Before 3.X, I was one of the luckiest anons here with average of 39

>>529909547
We are not normal here dingus

>>529909334
I've spent roughly more than you (2.4k pulls) yet my win rate is 56% and my average pity is 67


Die in a fire

Sparkle was made for me

>>529909607
castoria is ugly cuckshit only good for gameplay so who cares

>>529909460
Anaxa > Phainon > Archer
Anaxa can activate his skill 4 times with her buff
Phainon can double meteor
Archer's double skill activation is neat but that's just about it.

>>529909735
we know, sampo

>>529909747
Didn't she fuck wolfmen on the regular?

>We are not normal here dingus
Stop lumping me with you fucking autistic freaks.

Now that Phainon flopped, is this the death of HSR?

>>529908807
>>529908950
>>529908971
>>529909139
>>529909201
>>529909412
>>529909645
Caelus is so lucky FAWWWKKKK

Every second you're not pulling a Phainon, a variant goes berserk and rapes Mydei.

>>529908807
>>529908950
>>529908971
>>529909139
>>529909201
>>529909412
>>529909645
Futa Stelle is so lucky FAWWWKKKK

>>529909832
You are the biggest one though

>>529909281
wtf the devs should tell them to eat shit and get wormed like they do with us

>>529909334
>>529909697
You do not suffer

>>529909889
based and factual
>>529909854
debased and decadent

>>529909604
He lets your dps generate more energy by acting more often in addition to being able to use his battery once every 3 turns sunday takes.
His battery is also % battery, so it scales up to match dps with larger than normal energy pools.
That said, e0s1 sunday isn't as good as e1 tribbie, and e0s0 is worse than rmc in most teams.

hmmm... I think you should play FGO

>>529909989
Maybe i will try getting him after saber e0s1
But him needing his lc so much is bs since rolling e0s1 for a char i dont care about feels bad

>>529910053
I did for 5 years

>>529910053
hmmm i think you should go back

>>529910067
targeting dummy to test your hyper optimized rotations for MoC

>>529909963
You win your 50/50 more than half the time and you get most of your 5 stars before soft pity (66). Is this what you guys call suffering? It's better than most.

for me, it's tiktok meters per second squared

>>529910130
wife

Add me if you want to join the official HSRG guild for EU (true) (real)
700294204

>>529910126
if you have bronya cone you can just use that

>fgo
has jalter
>your game
doesnt have jalter
yeah i think fgo won

>>529909963
forgot to mention i have stage 5 AIDS btw

HSR collab with League of Legends bringing my hotwife Jinx and her black boyfriend Ekko to the world of Honkai Star Rail WHEN?

Seeing the light disappear from Hyacine's eyes and her screams when Phainon burns her alive has no right to be this hot bros...

>>529909835
HSR has always just been the equivalent of a money laundering scheme for Genshin
I feel deeply sorry for people who spend money on this afk app

I can't stop thinking about raping sparkle

>>529909923
this is last attempt at reviving ZZZ which is kinda stupid because they're just doing the same thing again and expects it to somehow make it big.
if it fails this time then it's time for dawei to take a hint that there's no hope for this game and it's time to invest the money into something else

It's friday morning and you're here raiding a mihomo general to rep your favorite png gambling simulator
Think about that for a second

>>529910293
I like how this works as a reaction image for the post you just made

I'M TEARIN' IT DOWN! embrace the detonation
BURNIN' IT LOUD! cravin' our damn creation
BREAKIN' THE CHAIN! i'm reaching for ya

I don't care about any of this shit, can someone tell me why normalfags are retarded? Beta testers said that Phainon is good with their op relics and high cost supports and the simps kept trying to silence silence the critics by calling it doom posting.
Genuinely wouldn't they be more happier with buffs and their favorite toy being strong? Not everyone can afford e2s1 for every unit and a character should be still usable without issues from the get go.
DEATH TO ALL PAY FAGS SIMPS

>>529910293
freak

Are you guys excited and ready for Fate
Just a week away

>>529910219
fuck off MMO refugee
seriously kill yourself subhuman, this is a singleplayer game, stop trying to destroy it by shoving in cancerous MMO features like guilds
fuck you, no content should ever require interacting with another human being in any way, guilds are always inherently toxic pyramid schemes where only the top leaders benefit and everyone else is either a slave driver or a slave
I hope your entire family gets raped, mutilated, tortured and murdered in front of you before you get boiled alive, that is the only way you can ever feel even a fraction of the fear, hate and despair you've inflicted on your innocent victims
kill yourself psychopath, you will never get to blackmail and order around innocent new players
fuck multiplayer as a concept

>>529910471
Just roll better relics bro

Made for ryona

>browse HSR YouTube
>"X DPS is BROKEN, MUST PULL!"
>*open video*
>*see these two*
>*close video*
Just rename this game to Hyacine: Tribbie Rail already

whos the bob of hongkong railways?

>Phainon wants me to be his hero and his bull
why does anyone like this character again?

>>529910219
I'm joining because of the spergout reply

>>529910401
ZZZ made twice as much money as HSR last patch. It consistently outperforms HSR in both PC and consoles, too. If ZZZ is dying then HSR is already rotting.

If Cyrene has territory and doesn’t synergize with Rice or Fagnon, then whose team is she actually meant for?
Don't tell me she's for Deliverer TB

>>529910219
>EU

>>529910772
with multiplier
it was confirmed

>>529910639
Obsidian
She's 1:1 Bob's aesthetics and will probably have a similar personality

>>529910556
I got bored of waiting and spent all my tickets on Phainon...

>>529910779
Cyrene will have specific buffs for characters with territories that are worse than those without. Like a reverse Sunday.

>>529910645
Me.
I love watching Caelus and Phainon having sex

>>529910639
Arlan

Reminder ZZZ flopped

>>529910645
become a phainon yume already anon, the appeal is there

>>529910219
Added

Hello I am still newish.
Can I just get Paimon and use him to solo all the game content?
He doesn't need a team right?

What the fukc is a "G"

>>529910862
looks very bobcore

>>529909374
Kek

I once came to Furina's screams and hurt voice lines. I hope Cerydra can give me that ecstasy once more.

>>529910779
>Don't tell me she's for Deliverer TB
Kino

and do you love the way I do it when I'm loving your body

Ok, I just caught up on the story. I'm a bit disappointed that Lygus basically turned out to just be a generic evil robot in the end. I had hoped they were doing something different with him instead of having the suspiciously evil guy turn out to be exactly as evil as he seemed. But I guess it does tie everything in neatly with the overarching Nanook plot, so I guess it makes sense.
Also, maybe I'm just thinking this because of the Fate collab, but has anyone ever noticed Nanook looks kind of like Kotomine?

>>529910779
March
march/RMC/cyrene/dan will be the meta yeam

>>529911192
>Emo Liz and super Emo Liz
Liz is still the Og

>>529911283
>chinese lostbelt 6
lol lmao

>>529910990
>

Phainon owes me SEX

>>529910952
why is hsr specifically so shameless?

>>529911334
>but has anyone ever noticed Nanook looks kind of like Kotomine?
I think that's a bit of a stretch I can understand why you see it though

>>529911351
liz is locked in mental asylum and forced to die 3 times a day
and thats a good thing

Thanks everyone for adding me
From the two times I posted my uid today, almost everyone has males and even Phainon himself on their profile
Seems like the worms meme really is a shitpost after all

>>529910471
my e0s1 phainon with e0s0 Sunday is carrying me though...

>>529910219
You posted your UID this morning right? I already added you.

>>529911423
Pure boy probably doesn't even know what sex is

>>529911283
Based Sicko

>>529911351
we love all lizs here! Liz Love!

can achero beat him?

>>529911541
no
he is hsr's solo king

>>529911423
I am once again asking for the gender change option so I stop looking like this....fuck....

>Mydei........ Is mine.
> I will top Mydei
> Mydei, a man's butt.......is more important than food and water
> We can either do this the easy way.... Or the hard way, Mydei. The choice is yours.
> E6 Mydei..... Guaranteed
> 60 Nikador Coccs in Mydei
Which Hong Kong Bankai Shart Fail am I????????

>>529911541
Easily

WE FUCKING HATE LIZ EVERYWHERE WE GO
LIZ HATE

>phainon literally HUGS Cyrene when she is dying
And people will still deny that one sided Phairene is not a thing, where Phainon is her obedient lapdog

>>529911541
Is this the King Hassan of HSR?

ahem... LIZ LOVE!!!

>>529911482
Yeah but then I fell asleep and forgot to turn off my computer

>>529911631
no its grand lancer

Phainons dick is the best!

GAYNON FLOPPED

You guys are giving me /alter/ flashbacks. Stop it. I abandoned that place long ago...

>>529911627
>OMG THEY HUGGED THEY'RE TOTALLY IN LOVE
KYS
KILL YOURSELF
K I L L
I
L
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Y O U R S E L F
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S
E
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F

>>529911491
He can learn

>>529911747
Someone uttered the forbidden 3 letters word
L - I - Z

>>529911556
solo king mentionned...

>acts like the smartest guy in the room
>ruins the entire plan because he talked too much
>has a whole contingency plan for a single person
Fraudgus...

>>529911747
Stop being greedy

>>529911283
Jp voice?

liz is a cuck
liz grande cucks liz piccolo

>>529911334
Maybe Lygus is actually a triple agent and playing 4D chess. He pretends to be on Nanook's side but his ultimate goal is to hatch an anti-Destruction ravager Phainon. We can't be 100% sure just yet.

>>529911541
Easy job for the ACK

Phainon could beat Ack (in bed)

>>529911838
Can SW do the male suimsuit challenge?

>>529911586
I was expecting her to do the fortnite dance for some reason

>>529911862
>>529911895
Okay one last time
Jalter love!
I love my lovely wife Jalter so so much!
Now let it die. FGO is OGRE.

>Castorice literally HUGS Polyxia when she is dying
Wincest yurikino
Castorice grew a futa cock and they fucked offscreen after this btw

Ackeron is assexual

>>529911921
Yes.

>>529911775
That is why I said its a one sided thing brainlet. Phainon is a simp. Cyrene clearly doesnt care

we will fight a aeon at the end of amphoreous trust me bro

I don't give a SINGLE FUCK about all this shipping. I simply want to throw hands with Nanook and the Lord Ravagers.

>>529910219
>Trailblazer activity hidden
How am I supposed to know if you rolled Phainon or not.

polyxia's massive bad dragon..

>>529912016
Is Albert still in charge?

>>529911541
Zephyro is the Kevin from ACKs world.

>>529912236
It's an egg though so it'd be a giant butt plug

Please.... dont forget me

>>529912329
>Zephyro is [HEADCANON]

>>529911627
>Meanwhile

>>529912351
>>529912070
caelus... lucky....

>>529912351
*rapes*

wtf is Cyrene characterization?
it's like this bitch is made to glaze ANY deliverer. it was phainon before, but now she has us, she doesn't need him and ditched him.
even for a childhood friend standpoint this shit is plain rude.
I like when characters glaze MC because we earned it. but this bitch immediately suck our cock the moment she laid eyes on us.

I don't find this girl likeable tbhdesu.

I really really don't like it when female characters on the screen talk to other characters. It is tolerable when it is another female to a degree but it's just despicable when it is a man.

Hoyo games should recognise and RESPECT their true source of income and player base already!

Damn this game didn't EoS yet?

>>529912190
>throw hands with the lord ravagers

>>529912351
Never

>>529910219
>guild
What, are we prepping multiplayer parties?

>>529912480
This isn't ZZZ bro

>>529912526
miyu?

>>529912202
Wait let me turn it on

>>529908740 (OP)
Hey bros.
I just installed the game, but apparently I already have an account which I made on launch day. Do I lose any newbie missions/rewards if I use this old one vs starting a new one?
Also, which one should I pick from pic rel?

The skip button is a freaking godsend, and I hope we get this shit in genshin soon...

>>529912203
>>529912432
Cute. We had some good times in those threads.

>>529912460
I'm sure she knows more than she lets on. Suspicious as hell.

>>529912618
I would pick Ruan Mei. But you can also save it for future added units if you want

Bros our sister is fucking dead

Cerydra is very good with Seele. She really likes the extra skills.

>>529912618
>newbie missions/rewards
what

>>529912460
She is the Sparkle of this planet.

>>529912618
>Do I lose any newbie missions/rewards if I use this old one vs starting a new one?
I dont think so.

sorry to hear you want to use the skip button

>>529909754
Are there any other skill abusers who can use her? At this rate I'm only getting Archer if I skip Phainon

>>529912594
BASED
>>529912618
Check if you have the events exclusive to new players. If you still do you're fine.

I really really don't like it when female characters are on the screen. It is tolerable when it is another male to a degree but it's just despicable when it is a w*man.

Hoyo games should recognise and RESPECT their true source of income and player base already!

When did we get invaded by the Fate keks

>>529912618
Pick Yanqing

Add me if ur on EU 719728231

>>529909281
err....wtf is this? should we be concerned? /zzz/ on the other side told me the game was thriving?

Which character deserves a pity party the most?

>>529912687
I remember being very happy when I got Raikou in her first banner. Gacha sure has become more merciful since those days.

It's too bad FGO decided to invest in Arcade rather than the game. Could have been glorious desu.

Anyways, I had a lot of fun in the threads. Good Times.

>>529912718
It's been 2 years but I still remember that there was an event that gave silver and gold tickets as well as some fuel and ressources to new players.

I rolled for E1 Tribbie instead of Phainon. Did I do the right thing?

>>529912765
t. incel

I'm EU but I won't add anyone from the threads. I like you anons, but I don't trust you

I swear this place talks more about zzz sales more than their own fucking general

I'm waiting for Endfield

>>529912876
>banner
>something something arcade
you were never part of /alter/

>>529912867
sparkle

Watch Cerydra's next bout of buffs restrict Wind/Erudition characters from activating her buffs. That or her LC only works when only one character is on the field. I'm betting my son this is what's gonna happen.

>>529911541
>doubting Expedition 33's Simon
Acheron FUCKING DIES

>>529912953
It's one guy

>>529908891
where's /ourguy/

I will add all those EU cuties when i am home

>>529912727
no, sparkle was likeable. she plays a prank on us, and in the end help us. we got interaction with her.

>>529912953
Isn't that mostly cause their threads are just dead?

>>529908891
They won't ruin her by making her playable version something else, right?
This mesugaki is literally the best version possible.

>>529912884
Hi mom. A shame I could never got you when I was playing despite trying 3 times.

>>529912917
Remains to be seen. If you can clear the endgame it doesn't matter who does it. If you can't, there's always reruns for you and new DPS

Do you think there’s someone crazy enough to roll 33550366 copies of Phainon? Or roll 33550366 times

>>529912678
>>529912790
I didn't know it was a permanent thing. I'll save it for now.
>>529912742
>sorry to hear you want to use the skip button
sorry bro, I lost faith in mihoyo writers after 5 years of playing genshin.
>>529912718
>>529912763
Pic rel are the ones available to me.

thanks for your help btw

>>529908891
hanabi dayo

how bad it will be

I really really like it when female characters are on the screen. It is absolutely intolerable when it is a male, but it's just really good when it is a woman.

Hoyo games should recognise and RESPECT their true source of income and player base already!

>>529912982
I am the true ancient evil, newkek

>>529912867
Seele
She has been irrelevant in both meta and story since 1.0

>>529912351
>attractive and pretty
>can't fuck her because deathtouch
It's not fair bros...

>>529913065
They have higher posting rates than us, so no.

>>529913202
t. gigachad

>>529913198
Shame she's written by sakurai

>>529913147
i don't think billionaires play HSR

>>529913009
That would be stupid and gay

>>529913212
>

>>529912820
Added
>>529912951
Anons from here are rather nice.

>>529909281
But americans told me black tier asses sell? how are they flopping to the point the devs send a secret message that reads like a EoS announcement?

>>529911775
A playable character hugging another in a gacha game is a big deal. When was the last time someone hugged a character who was not the trailblazer? Robin and Sunday. The fact that Phainon hugs her is a big thing considering how physical touch between characters is next to non existent in hsr.

>>529913147
If you have that much money to spend, chances are you're already investing in Hoyoverse

without spoiling the story can a normal person who doesn's suffer meltdowns from male characters tell me if Phainon is a good character or not?

>>529912783
Having Fate is a hundred times better than dealing with terrible fanbases like JJK or Steins;Gate. There are definitely worse things we could be collabing with.

>>529909281
EoS soon

if zzz dies HSR will not get reinvested in more!

>pander to landwhale loving niggers
>game is dying
incredible

>>529912765
Imagine hating women so much that you become gay...

>>529912765
>>529913202
Stop copying me! >>529912478
Original content only!

>>529913392
phainon is gigabased

>>529913392
He is okay

>>529913392
just press the skip button bro

>>529913232
Just be TB

>>529913167
>Trailblazing will
You're good to go.

>>529912460
this
not even wuwa girls suck (You)r digital cock this fast

>>529913392
He's a good character.

>>529913584
Lupa was all over me after a single sniff thoughbeit

>>529913392
He's meh. But if you liked him before this patch, you will like him after as well.

>>529913536
Technically TB can't do it anymore either

>>529913392
He's not a good character

>>529911627
Can anybody fact check if he is hugging her here? I thought he was standing next to her as her body faded away. When will it be my turn to get hugged by Phainon..

>>529913392
He is a pretty cool guy

>>529913392
He's kino

>>529913425
JJK is literally and figuratively dead now so you don't have to worry about that.

>>529912460
You're literally her dream guy, as in she's been fantasizing about you for millions of cycles already. It's more surprising that she didn't pin you down and milk your dick instantly.

>>529913392
He suddenly develops a lot more depth than the Generic JRPG protagonist he started off as

>>529913473
>landwhale
think about zaunite's feelings before typing that, anon.

Cerydra + Phainon combo seems enticing, but I know there's a catch or something. I'll skip and wait for now and hope that I can still clear the endgame without Phainon. Simply not enough pulls for all 3 new characters now. If he's good, it will be from rerun. Current Phainon is still incomplete

>>529912460
you've spent literal years together while she was in her Mem form genius, I swear the fucking retards playing this game need everything spelled out for them

So im abit confused about the animated short they played near the end, was Zephyro just a simulation from the scepter or was he the real one?

>>529913392
He is gigabased.

>>529913541
Thanks a lot!

>>529913806
The infidel ica has destroyed the SH crew's food reserves and must be punished

>>529913813
Goddammit I need to switch to Caelus already.
Stellekeks....we lost....

>>529911627
>>529913719
it looks like he's cradling her, her head is on his shoulder piece, but doesn't look like a hug

>>529913870
what is mem form

I don't know why, but I have a strong feeling that playable Cyrene will be glued to our RMC, to the point that she's straight up useless without them (especially if March Negro rumors are true)

>>529913875
Seems like a simulated being since he black tide'd the meteor

>>529913849
Yeah, the catch is that if you skip Phainon will instantly become unplayable, and if you don't he'll last a couple more patches. Refer to Kafka, Dan, Acheron and Firefly before them.

>>529913953
Will March Alter have a penetrator to teach us our place?

>>529913953
Yea I have a strong feeling its a RMC / Cyrene / March / Dan team which would be ultra kino

>>529913953
Well the vague bullshit "energy support" description makes it sound more like others are glued to her, not her to anyone.

Normal speech:

"I am going to the Temple of Poseidon"

Amphoreus dialogue:

"I, the Son of Hades, the Lightning Bolt of Zeus, hereby declare that I will sojourn to the Temple of Poseidon, which sits on top of the cliff above the Acropolis, precisely 300 miles from Athens, to initiate the Final Journey to defeat the blight on the soul of humanity".

>>529913926
>cradling her
Oh nooo. I want to be cradled by Phainon too

>>529913392
His rage moment was cool. Man went full on anger mode

>>529913953
She is a support herself so fat chance

>>529913232
Genuine question, if Castorice has that amazing ability of deathtouch, are there things that she cannot just oneshot or so? Like I dunno, she pokes an emanator and it dies.

pic somewhat related I guess

>>529913392
Khaslana a.k.a OG Phainon is great. The guy that accompanied (You) from 3.0 until 3.3 though? Fuck no. The Phainon of that cycle is a cringey carried bitch.

>>529911627
If you watch the full scene he is literally not hugging her bro. This is camera angling and you can tell because his arm isn’t over her head, but behind it.

>>529914061
Is Paimon the strongest servant?

>>529912682
EoS for black tier asses?!

>>529913946
Her sexier, more compact form optimized for rough sex.

Let's be real, all the male anons on this thread would gladly suck Stelle's 11 inch futa cock dry

>>529913870
and she spent millions cycles together with phainon? and she ditched him like a trash.
that's what I don't like. this characterization feels like lovebombing and she will ditch us too once she finds another guy (which i know she won't, but that's why I said her characterization, not her character itself)

>>529914154
I assume it's only relevant to things inside amphoreus since they're all part of the same simulation

>>529914294
Yes but what does that have to do with anything?

>>529912757
The only one I can think of is THerta
Her enhanced skill activates twice but the first activation reset 'Inspiration' so the second one hits like a wet noodle
Of course, characters that gain certain benefits from using their skill have uses for Cerydra (i.e. JY, Acheron, Feixiao, etc) but the gain is so minimal that you're better off using their designated support
It's not like they won't ever release another skill DPS so might have to pray that the next one is soon AND good.

>>529913946
OPEN THE SCHOOLS

>>529910126
Every character wants their light cone nowadays. You had Hyacine fags swear up and down she was f2p friendly since she is good at e0s0, but pretty much 99% of the clear posted here has her S1.

>>529914208
Phew that's a relief. he is only supposed to hug me

>>529914240
Yes

>>529914294
N-No way~
I am straight~

>>529909007
>grinds for billions of years
>instantly jobs

>>529914295
Cope. Phairene lost, you're playing a gacha cucky, straight shipping gets you no sales.

>>529914295
>it doesn't make sense the cyrene that's got all of mem inside her wants you
t. never opened the book

>>529913392
he has a cool little moment but ultimately he remains a cuck.

>>529914294
But stelle is literally me?

>>529911627
He didn't hug her. Hoyo went out their way to make their relationship as formal as possible to avoid triggering the incels. They didn't talk about anything other than their missions.
FUCK INCELS!

odds on cyrene being a lying hag and she's actually also an admin of amphoreus and is just pretending to be a victim?

>>529913719
He’s not, you can see the distance between his arm and her head here. If he was holding her, her hand wouldn’t still be on the ground.

>>529913678
We don't know that

>>529914334
There is some use with her E1 since it sets minimum stack to 15 after using it but it doesn't seem like it's better than just shoving tribbie in

CHADcels......ML your mind.

>>529914295
She's not obligated to fall in love with him just because they've spent time together. And the childhood friend losing is basically a trope in anime anyway.

>>529914294
castorice stronger than me cause i would've unzipped stelle's pants and showed amphoreus a real white tide

>>529914484
Good. So he just stood and watched from a safe distance. That is what I had wanted

>>529914407
I'm not even into phairene. my complain is that she's just written bad.

>>529913813
That explains the post story date stuff with her

>>529909963
do you just whale based on ult animations

>>529914451
We bankroll your game. Show some respect; shippershitter. Dogeza for your incel masters. NOW.

We LOVE Miss Bonajade here

This general was seething about their imaginary "phainon shilling" 3.4 story headcanon last patch
Turns out Phainon is just a proud cuck and the TB is the one who will save amphoreus and fuck cyrene lol

>>529914451
Sometimes I hate gacha games. Like most of the cast is already for (You). What will few girls/boys matter even if they don't love (You)?

>>529914483
>DUDE WHAT IF THIS CHARACTER OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO BE PLAYABLE WAS THE REAL VILLAIN ALL ALONG????
you're playing a fucking chink gacha my man

>>529914483
We know that's the case since the last two lines here are written by her.

Would you let your wife hug another man?

What if cyrene needs sunday?

>>529914294
Nah, even if she was packin', I'd still top

>>529914715
yeah we already have a character like that, he's called sunday

>>529914631
Kys Nicole you don't even like HI3 expies

What do we think?

I hate SHITrene
I hate AIDSnon
I despise HI3TRASH

can I please get my old star rail back please?

>>529914764
That's his wife though, I'm just the bull

>>529914240
Imagine wasting development time and budget making "jiggle physics" for the ass instead of actually spending that money on making a good game
Whats funnier is that their best selling character miyabi dont even make us of said feature, yet they keep trying to cater to brown people for some reason

>>529914294
But I'm LITERALLY Stelle

>>529914580
This kind of mindset... How do I acquire it?

>>529914378
>Jp only sales
You sales fags are desperate

>>529914687
More than half the cast don't want to bang you though sis

>>529914451
Believe it or not, but most people aren't too fond of spending money on another man's woman, especially chinks who make for over 50% of the sales.

>>529914843
You want luofu 3, 4, & 5 in a row?

>>529914295
She spent one cycle with Phainon, died and then that cycle looped 33 million times. In every single one, she didn’t like Phainon romantically and he didn’t like her. You have to cope. Straight ships always lose unless it’s incest

>>529914550
and that's why I said she's a deliverer cock slurper. that's my impression of her. she's just using phainon for whatever her end goal, and now she will be using us too now that we're the deliverer

>>529914843
No. You were colonised by HI3rd.
Now you will get colonised by Fate.
No complaining. No whining. Absolutely no rejection of the newcomers.
Sit down, loser.

>>529914764
If I still get Firefly/Castorice I wouldn't mind

I just can't seem to get a dub

>>529914990
>fate out of nowhere

Amphoreus was a mistake

>>529914926
NTA but tiebacels already don't like her for having ties to him at all

If futa is gay then why straight men don't show interest in cuntboys?

>>529914295
She died at the start in every cycle retard

>>529914971
Stop pointing this out you will use pags to riot.

>>529915051
Surprised no one shooped the portrait

>>529914687
>Like most of the cast is already for (You)
Please name them.

>>529914802
Sunday wasn't meant to be playable at first, that's the difference. And he still had to go through the obligatory dindu humiliation ritual arc anyway, so him technically being the main villain didn't even matter in the end.

>>529914946
unironically yes, give me anything but hi3flop
that ghost hunting event was legendary anyway
I do not give a single shit about some random worm from a dead game and his 1000 hours backstory ended with him screaming to a nigger god
Get the fuck out of my face

>>529914843
>who is Bronya
>who is Seele
You were in the the palms of HI3 from the start.

>>529915062
>shiptrannies are upset

>>529915062
Honestly? The Chinese schizos aren't wrong. Whom would pinkie chose between Paimon and US?

>>529915078
Don't bring up those things...

Do you go to cons, /hsrg/?

>>529914764
That ain't my wife
Of course that means I ain't rolling

>>529915160
>Sunday wasn't meant to be playable at first
let's not start off with obviously incredulous claims

>>529914667
We don't like *** whores here.

>>529915062
Blame shaoji for promoting a childhood ntr fantasy to incels

>>529915160
Sunday was always meant to be playable, please stop showing that you're new.

>>529914154
Oh? we posting MTG now?
POST YOUR MTG IDEAS OF HSR CHARACTERS GO

>>529915062
Based. Fuck omnipandering Hoyo! Just commit for once to something and don't make the whole plot status quo.
>But we have agenda to keep...
- Hoyo probably

New 5* Welt doko? New 5* Himeko doko? New 5* March doko?

>>529914687
>most
lmao lie better you retard

>>529915263
>>529915310
Yeah I'm sure the retarded History Fictionologist asspull was planned from the start, lol.

Hysilens = Lesbian
Cerydra = Bisexual

>>529915298
More like he expected everyone to love phainon and it obviously didn't pan out

>>529915396
caelus is so lucky!

>>529915370
New March in 3.6. I also want new Welt and Himeko. Please, save the imaginary and fire. They are in bad spot right now

It felt like they added Lygus's narration to handhold the player because they think you are stupid

>>529915421
Now now, I didn't say the story was finished by the time they were planning on making him playable. I said he was planned to be playable from the start. You go back to your /wuwa/ and you learn to read.

>mihoyo keeps pushing Phainon as fujobait and sometimes for you both in game and marketing
>HE IS FUCKING CYRENE, I'M NOT CRAZY IM NOT CRAZY

>>529909024
>33 weekly SU runs
Until EOS

Straight male here.
I would only suck off Dark March and no one else.

Cerydra is a hetero queen ready for caelus to breed her

>>529915431
Both = Skip

REMINDER: Burgers will have to watch while seaGODS and EVROS play the fate collab

>>529914451
I am not a shiptroon but if they wanted to make their relationship as sanitized as possible then why did they give them opposing but complememntary traits. Phainon's weapon is sun themed, while Cyrene's is moon themed. Also they represent Philia and Neikos that are opposing but complementary forces by Greek Philosphy. Doesn't that steer a little into shipshit territory?

>>529915542
I refuse to go back there.

>>529915512
I don't think that's the case he's the only one who can show you the past at that point in the story

Why can't our men look like this?

Whats up with the number 33 anyway

>>529915512
It was added because they didn't know how to write a way for TB to learn about all that stuff.

>>529915298
Shaoji forgot that for an NTR to happen, the girl has to have a man for (You) to steal her from. This requirement already paints her as less pure than Firefly in chinkcels' eyes.

>>529915667
too masculine for HRT rail

Amphoreus 3.7 ending LEAKED (real)

>>529909024
Topaz is coming soon bros

>>529915682
expedition 33

>>529915667
I'm straight but Hugo is just so dreamy especially with the Astarion voice. I need him to take me into her arms and whisper sweet nothing in my ear. In a non-gay manner.

imagine wasting budget and development time on honkai impact

>>529915724
Polka coming in and kill stealing would be pretty funny

>>529915667
black tier pecs, thighs and legs

why does everyone hate honkai impact

>>529915761
IMPACTED
IMPACTED
IMPACTED

>>529914295
>this characterization feels like lovebombing and she will ditch us too once she finds another guy
So, she's giving us the same treatment a normal woman would IRL? Wow, how problematic!
A man's worth is tied to his status, resources and ability to provide, so her "attitude" towards (You) is (You)r reward for becoming Amphoreus' next Deliverer, it's that simple.
>b-but muh Phainon doesn't deserve this!
He does, that's what you get when you lose your title and fail to provide value to others. Being ostracized and disposed is only natural for failures like him.

imagine wasting budget and development time on a game aimed to a target audience that can't even pay for it
what the fuck was mihoyo thinking, we will never know.

>>529914363
Well yeah since her cone gives like 20% vuln, that roughly 1/3 of what a dedicated support provides. Hyacine is undoubtedly the best sustain at E0S0 base but she isn't worth the investment over Gallagher without S1

>>529915761
Wait a year and hi3rd will make more money then zzz

>>529915682
Have you done your 33 SU runs?

>>529915925
rare based stelle poster

>>529915914
I don't know, why do you hate men?

>>529915724
considering they went out of their way to hint lygus is afraid of drawing her attention and UD coming out before she's most definitely showing up

>>529915914
Having 2/3 of hi3rd being a garbage game do wonders to plublic opinion kiana

>>529915949
Why would HI3's target audience be unable to fund the game?

>>529915614
I mean, symbolism is pretty tame all things considered. It's not like they gave something concrete to the characters

>>529915682
If I remember right, after 33 runs, you won't get anymore weekly rewards from SU and have to wait for reset. 33 runs was for tryhard players who wanted the most exp books and materials for characters to clear the endgame as fast as possible. This was when the game had just been released and everyone was rushing to AR50. Now it's a meme, because everyone has maxed out teams and abundance of materials

impactGODS got devs to kneel and send apologems for even DARING to suggest playable worms in their game
know your betters

>>529915925
troon hands typed this

It's not that Cyrene is not (you)bait, she is, it's that she's also ship bait with phainon
Even if she panders, she's still going for option #2 cause phainon didn't pan out
I don't care much for that, and I'm don't care much for the pink either
She's not gonna be as popular as Shaoji thinks she's gonna be
I liked her more as mem

>>529915160
Retard

>both Phainon and Mydei use the same arms crossing pose while talking to each other

This shit is so lazy

>>529915614
>complementary elements is shipshit now
lol try harder, Aether and Lumine are sun/moon and are siblings

>>529916171
Nowadays you can probably rush to TL40 just from skipping all the currently skippable content

>>529916223
things have changed

>>529915925
Ummm, based?

>>529916137
Her portrait too in lygus' monologue it's either that or they just want to hammer in he's rupert

Homoverse want to shill ugly pink bastard whore but Im already happy with my virgin wife

>>529915051
>penacony memes still going strong
>amphoreus has spawned nothing
it's over

>>529915914
Shit game, they should've eosed in 2022 forever and never comeback
Now they're out here infecting other games

>>529916372
Wincest is based thoughbeit.

How the fuck do I make it to the other side??
The route is blocked off during both day and night switch

>>529916223
And how did that work out for them?

>>529915925
People don't play gacha games looking for characters that behave like real femoids. That is what girlfriends, female acquaintances and wives are for. Are you mad that most men still don't like bitchy IRL femoid behavior even if it's attached to cute anime girl, since it kills your delusions of being desirable just because you project onto them?

>>529916491
Bricklebro...

Are we getting Cocolia back? I need those fat thighs desu.

>>529916464
Precisely why Phairene would never win, they’re not siblings

>>529916372
yeah, and they're incestbait

>>529915914
Your game is worthless dead weight that goes beyond to be a detriment by dyking our girls

FF
>cute
>loyal
>has a pleasing girly voice in jp
>only hogged screentime in 2 patches
>organic popularity
>transforms into a cool mecha
>is a novel character the likes of whom has never been seen before.

Cyrene
>ugly
>personal onahole for hoyodevs
>sounds like she is trying way too hard to be girly in JP
>keeps getting mentioned again and again since 3.0
>inorganic popularity
>will transform into a half naked skank
>is a meguca rip off who trashes on her dyke legacy by being an omnislut

SkipGOD here, what role will Furina and Fish violinist play in 3.5 now that Phainon destroyed the simulation? What’s next for Amphoreus remaining patches

>>529916497
Saved them from EoS since adding male shilling would've absolutely killed it like how the goliath that is genshin got massively hit over endless worms.

Castorice
>cute
>loyal
>has a pleasing girly voice in jp
>only hogged screentime in 2 patches
>organic popularity
>summons a cool dragon
>is a novel character the likes of whom has never been seen before.

>>529916628
She was always a omnislut

>>529912682
reminder that all of our money is going into ZZZ some meta verse scam, some shitty pokemon rip off and UE5 open world slop instead of improving HSR

Does anyone here know what this actually does? Does it boost any of Hysilens' allies' speed when they attack?

How come Phainon sold bigly despite being the gayest male in Hoyoverse?

>>529916715
Castorice
>computer software

>Buff Blade and Jingliu
>Still need hyacine and tribbie so they can do any damage at all
what was the fucking point

>>529916764
he literally didn't sell well

>>529916715
Who?

>>529915316
>Kafka, Stellaron Hunter
>Legendary Creature, Human
>2BB
>When entering the battlefield, gain control of target opponent's creature until your next turn.
>Da Capo - When Kafka, Stellaron Hunter deals combat damage to a creature or player, draw a card, and deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
there's my input for the day

Pags here unironically eat this shit up when even the chinks can't take it seriously because of how retarded the premise is to begin with.
>childhood friends
>NPCs around the village talk about how they're always together
>suffers for 33 million cycles because of HER dream
>AKSCHULLY you're the hero of my heart and all this setup is irrelevant to my character
None of this needs to exists it's just shit writing because they wanted to pander to everyone which panders to no one. Next just remove this slop and make her purely for (you) and not this NTR trash.

>>529916715
>Loyal
Programmed to be loyal to Mydei cock you mean?

Will E2 Firefly keep break relevant? For now still clearing MoC and AS with it. Sometimes fire PF too

>>529916629
>Phainon destroyed the simulation
He didnt

>>529916629
We're redoing the whole cycle except (We) are the Deliverer now, and we're accompanied by people who know their shit (our pals March and Dan, plus the geniuses) rather than jobbers designed to kick the bucket. This means we'll inevitably come in contact with the heirs again.

>>529915512
>stuck in a loop because Phainon won't give up already
>TB with potential to break the loop appears, use them to get Phainon to stop the loop
>all he has to do now is deal with TB and je wins since no one else will have the access to stop Iron Tomb
it's really not that complicated

>>529916871
Mydei only want's Phainon's cock so it's ok

>>529916764
>23rd place despite being THE most shilled character in the game
>sold bigly

Yep castorice won bigly

>>529916764
>15 TikTok hours

>>529916846
I forgot to give her power and toughness, fuck
I guess 2/2

>>529916701
No it did not
It did absolutely nothing to improve their popularity cause the reason most gacha players don't play is because it's know as "the dyke game"
Ain't no way it was ever gonna get waifufags to stick around
I still remember when part2 came out and some people tried to shill that "it has a male mc now!" and you look at the current shilled character and it's a lesbian rapist whore
Honestly you are beyond parody

>>529916936
If it isn't complicated, then they didn't need to put in Lygus's narration

>>529916848
NTR is the thinking man's fetish

>>529916629
You do one more cycle, this time with TB as the protagonist, and save the day.

>>529916081
i don't hate them i just don't like them and i dont want to roll for them

>>529916848
>because of HER dream
Retarded skipnig
Also nobody cares about chink 4chin

>>529916491
there's a teleporter to it on the top floor, the elevator is in the bottom left corner

>>529916954
Retard

>>529916835
14-year-old lolis

>>529917035
>still doesn't get it
guess it is that complicated

>>529916848
>in the previous cycles Cyrene might have said these words to Phainon who was not replaced by tb
Based tiebacels. I thought i was the only one thinking this. It almost feels that shaoji wanted to insert shipshit in some convoluted way without having to face incelrage so this is what he decided to do. Weird that no one else is calling this out

>>529916137
I can imagine Polka showing up as an antagonist for the epilogue after the main story stuff with Irontomb is resolved.
>>529916629
The simulation's not destroyed yet, we've just entered the next (and potentially) final cycle. As for what Cerydra and Hysilens will do, it's hard to tell if the role they will play in the next patch will be of any relevance or consequence to the greater truths revealed about Amphoreus (maybe it'll turn out that they have a means to retain memories of the previous loops and are planning out a direct attack on the Scepter).

Devs making Phainon and Aventurine bisexual was a mistake

>>529916628
Pajeetfly fucks Elio though

>futa kafka
thoughts

>>529917176
Keep coping. Fagworm fucking flopped.

>>529917176
Cope he won't even outsell a middling success like Therta

[HSR 3.7 Character banner leaks]
Lygus - Quantum Erudition
Zephyro - Wind Destruction

Boss: Cyrene, Weaver of Time


Source: Uncle 4chan

>>529917232
gay for Ratio, calls Topaz beautiful and constantly flirts with (You), it'a omnipandering baybeeeeeeeeeee

>>529917248
Garbage
Kafka is meant to be fucked by other futas (Stelle, Himeko, SW)

This patch broke
>salefags
>shipsisters
>skiptards

>>529917023
>can't tell the difference between maintaining status quo and choosing death by worms
How many people are picking up HSR because of Phainon, and how many are dropping it?

>>529916835
When is our summer event? I want to see Cyrene and March in a swimsuit

Why did Phainon sell more than the anniversary?

/hsrg/ please take a look at my wife

>>529917232
It's doesnt really matter because they are 90% gay and the other 10% is when they feel like pandering to the yumes (almost never)

>>529917405
Your status quo was never sustainable

>>529917427
He got more TikTok hours?

Don't forget to tip your landlord

>>529916797
Blade changes made him even better with them since they were wheelchairing him though
JL is a complete and utter brick still though like everyone thought

>>529916507
>Are you mad that most men still don't like bitchy IRL femoid behavior even if it's attached to cute anime girl
the only reason why those "men" hate women and call them whiny bitches is because they constantly get scolded for being an useless bums who can't even wipe their own asses.
They'd have dozens of women worshipping their dicks if they were functioning members of society, which they're (unfortunately) not
>since it kills your delusions of being desirable just because you project onto them?
I'm glad you're at least aware that you're a failure as a man, as a provider and undesirable by this world's standards.

I am tired of Shaoji's stinky writing. I hope they get new writers for Japan

>>529916954
Wow, this doesn't look good. Honestly I was expecting he sells more than Castorice at least

>>529917427
he is Kevin Kaslana

>gigashilled for 7 months
>5 patches
>6 gorillion trailers
>66 gorillion animations
>666 gorillion lines
>broken beyond belief
>entire region, planet, universe, story, backstory, SHITrene, bosses, literally every aspect of life for himself
>firefly skin + 3 broken harmony supports + 200 tickets spending event + never before a groundbreaking skip button + never before earth shattering 3 buttons + fate collab & old character buffs to bait returning players
>15 (FIVETEEN) tiktok hours
AIDSnon goddamn FLOPPED, GIGAFLOPPED even

>futa on male
Thoughts?

>>529917427
Holy FVAAAAAAAAARK!

>>529917595
fag

>never flirts with phainon even once
>he tells her she treats him like a kid
>safest dialogue ever between them
>says she has only ever waited to meet (you) for 33 million cycles
>nooooo she’s cucking me in other timelines with the fag
I mean sure, if that’s what you want retard

>>529917484
The game is 9 years old and funded genshin. Also you ignored my question because you know you're wrong.

I don't care if she's guilty of millions of people suffering for millions of cycles of rebirth and death in pain and misery, as long as she's cute.
And she's cute, incredibly CUTE. I can forgive her for genocide, rape and murder easily.

>>529917595
Male on Futa on female or bust

>>529916954
He sold less than Yunli? What the fuck

>>529917561
We're getting Luofu 1 writer
Enjoy

>>529917595
may as well watch gay porn, it's either futa on female, or male on futa if you're feeling feisty

>>529917587
If they call firefly flopfly with this what should we call phainon?

>>529916848
All of this could have easily been solved if they made Phainon voice what he wants to do. Instead you have Cyrene ordering him to create an eternal loop for amphoreus and suffer until tb chama comes and he just agrees like a sad cuck. Wonder why they made him so passive

WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIK TOK HOUR

>>529916848
>make her purely for (you) and not this NTR trash.
Leaving your childhood friend for someone you just met is NTR trash

>>529917595
Futa on pag

>>529917739
40 earth minutes

>>529917739
the most important metric of our time

>>529917714
That's 2 days vs 3 weeks

>>529916759
When a enemy is attacked by a ally target, increases that ally's speed. It'll get reworded in v2, promise.

Phainon sold trillions. It's over...

>>529917739
it's the newest cryptocurrency

>>529916848
Nah, people are kinda lukewarm on her besides shippers
I think the fact Shaoji fucked up massively us finally gonna hit him

>cyrene ntr'd her childhood friend
If this is the case then didn't Phainon also NTR her by jumping on tb's cock in an instant

I still think impact 3 shizos are behind the cyrene CN drama.

>>529917739
It's the most reliable & accurate indicator in CHINA
-hrt_diluc aka gigafaggot leaker

his word not mine

>>529917909
Logically yes but that doesn't count

Will Cyrene merge with March the same way Phaiworm merged with us? While Dan gets Nessie?

>>529917947
It’s just phairenepag trying to push cuck agenda because his ship lost lol

>>529917947
Hi3trannies are also rampant shitposters in our general, so I wouldn't be surprised.

>>529917909
Doesn't matter
I'd rather not be the third wheel on suck cuck off relationship
I'll take the purple death elf, thanks

If Phainon isn't selling much then I think Hoyo needs to panic and have an emergency meeting on what to do onwards.

>>529917856
Doesn't matter. Most revenue comes from day 1.

>>529918061
retard

>>529917947
Yeah shippers are mentally retarded and expect to see the same setup everytime

No matter which one of Caelus or Phainon gets cucked, as NTRchad I win.

i hate cuckfags so much it's unreal.
A childhood friend doesn't owe you sex retard. That's not NTR. Stop making everything NTR.
>My neighbour is talking to another man??? Literally NRT
Kill yourself if cuckshit is all what on your mind.

Chat, after doing all my pulls, I only got to E1 Phainon :skull:. There’s 19 days left to get 65 pulls for next pity. Not getting E2 is gonna be a huge L. Is this doable or am I fully cooked?

>>529916848
Cyrene is the most dishonest (you)bait in this stupid game. Fly and Rice are laserfocused on TB as their potential romantic interest while Cyrene is already with Fagnon even long before TB entered Ampho

>cyrene/tb/phainon have some messed up love triangle orgy shit going on meanwhile mydei remains dead and forgotten
Phaideikeks...how do we cope

Chinks get their paycheck on the 11th so we'll literally never know how much Phainon truly sold.

>>529918164
I did not consent to my neighbour marrying they should not be allowed to

>>529917986
>hrt_diluc
>waiting for wriothesley
Oh shit bro the literal faggot is saying "he giga sold and was like the best banner ever" with no substantiation
We're done for now!

I just don't feel like TB belongs to this story at all

>>529918202
Yeah there is enough to hit that pity before the end supposedly mr streamer

>>529918202
Skip button. Use it. Do all the quests now

>>529918291
He's the mc, retard

>>529918202
You need his cone retardgro

>>529918242
living paycheck to paycheck is a mutt thing, everyone else has savings

>>529918242
Grasping straws now, aren't we?

>>529918215
Blame Shaoji for wanting to gaslight retards into thinking his pag bitch serves deeper purpose other than shallow pagbait

>>529917595
>futa on male that proceeds to male on futa
Thoughts?

>>529918423
We live in a debt based society bwo it's not just the mutts

>>529918443
All of them are shallow pagbait, Cyrene in particular is just flip flopping

Mydei: So I was only good for a quick pump and dump

>>529918487
then they would just take out debt to roll
you're coping too hard

>>529918467
That's just a 69

>>529918038
>While Dan gets Nessie?
I honestly wonder how that's gonna work out. The As I've written text gave me the impression that Dan becomes Georios. Georios is an earth dragon with golden blood, does that mean Dan is gonna be nanook-related now since all the golden blood in Amphoreus came from Nanook originally?

>>529918061
He's selling fine by all metrics, and their idea of what a good banner is clearly isn't dictated by sales (see Argenti's first banner being the lowest the game will see until the second half of this patch, yet he keeps showing up). You can also see a consistent pattern of "character that is good does bad on first run around, then when reran gets a ton of money because they're finally acknowledged as good" (Luocha)

I managed to get an infinite loop going.
I can just keep duplicating the left column and never run out of item charges

>>529918061
>If Phainon isn't selling much then I think Hoyo needs to panic and have an emergency meeting on what to do onwards.
I mean don't put this much budget into a MALE character and give him giganiche BRICK gameplay?
I mean that's 2 very preventable and obvious flaws. The former could've been salvaged by good gameplay.

But some retard thought
>what if we enforced THE MOST BORING SHIT PLAYSTYLE OF BUFFING 1 UNIT
>AND then had said unit DELETE THE ENTIRE TEAM for several turns
So you can sit around watching enemies take more turns
>and THEN make 1 of his skills literally DO NOTHING and make the enemy take MORE turns
This bitch gets 1v1d no diff by Argenti

They did everything they could gameplaywise to make this guy flop.
Terrible gameplay, no self-sufficience, the most power-creep-in-waiting unit ever
He's basically Dan2 but without the constant AOE nuke gratification

Reminder zzz flopped so hard the devs are sending hidden messages to apologize for the state of the game lmao

>>529918215
>Rice
By your cuck metrics, she’s fucking Phainon too in some loops

>>529918164
>A childhood friend doesn't owe you sex
That's where you're wrong kiddo

Tell, don't show

>>529918291
but brooo that's like the point
he's the outsider broooo

>>529918359
>JY - Wrio
both keikaku doori chads always ahead of you
>Feixiao - Mavuika
both battletard autists who are female in name only
>Yunli - Lan Yan
both free spirited tomboys who don't think much of societal norms
>Hanya - Kirara
uuh.....

>>529918695
Please understand, all the animation budget was on the boss fight

>>529918623
Our Cyrene is so cute and pure. Almost daughterwife material. I hope she doesn't become a skank like that bitch on the right

SHITrene & AIDSnon : we killed hi3rash now we are on our way to kill your game as well

>>529918623
Left, not even close.

>>529916848
vmg arent sending their best...

The size difference...

>>529918520
NTA but Cyrene isn't flip flopping, she is strictly for (You). Her relationship with Phainon is platonic and mostly there just for le ebin HI3 references. However it does come with the unfortunate side effect of making her look like some ungrateful whore that will ditch anyone in a heartbeat

>>529918623
paizuri from right while left rimjobs me

>18G
lol he already went above mavuika 3rd day

>>529918608
Kinda hard to say as of now, we don't know much even from leaks.

Oh so Phainon endured 33 million cycles for Cyrene? Cool story. Guess what - she still doesn't owe him sex. The way this general talks about women is actually sickening. Just because you martyr yourself for a woman doesn’t mean she’s obligated to hop on your dick. That’s just incel rhetoric

>>529918746
Isn't it just jp va?

>>529918618
Except he isn't actually selling that well. He can't even surpass Blade in revenue

>>529918881
No one cares about Flopvuika though. Natlan is a disaster that will be studied in the years to come.

>>529918842
>she is strictly for (You)

>>529918623
Why is Cyrene looking at me like that...

>Phainon already outsold Therta on JP
THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aventurine is actually bisexual, Phainon not so much unless you count Stelle. Both are still 90/10 Fujo:yumebait so it actually doesn’t matter.