Thread 529967380

It ain't gonna watch itself edition

#24 NA Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75J9NH0OpU
#19 EU Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYaKufs4GM
Next tournament is in August.

>Older Tournament VODs
https://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqN
https://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/

2.10 Patch notes (has a link to ranked changes as well)
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=xr2dnxjz8

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To join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.
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Playstation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.
>(un)Official /gbvsg/ Rooms
Usually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.

>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya and Galleon, by yours truly Anon!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ
>This week's F2P rotation
Gran, Soriz, Beatrix, Kat!
>Steam page
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/
>Website
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/
>Resources:
https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR
>Twitter hashtags
https://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711
>Match replays
https://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs
>Graphic Enhancements for PC
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142
>Enable sound while the game runs in the background
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/
>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black void
https://gamebanana.com/mods/484409

Previous Bread: >>529731721

I hate Nier

luv ya

kys 0range Planet

I don't care for sheep.

is what I'd say if I were a nazi

>>529963590
GGs bro

Why is my twitch addblocker not working suddenly?

I really don't wanna give this shit company money.

>>529968387
I was having a nice day.

>>529968634
you gotta go all the way. host multiple 0 view streams and actively take money from them.

i'll keep crying here.

what do i do about dash lighg? it ducking me in the ass and it's getting very unfun

>>529968780
what character are you playing

>>529968780
you got an answer already

>>529968780
2L/2M if they are spaced out

>It's a Zane/Dragalia constantly in each other's chat affirming the others downplay delusions episode
I'm fucking hate this episode.

Is ParagonFGC doing locals tonight?

>>529968634
twitch has enabled an option for streamers to "encrypt" their stream which disables the adblocker
very cringe stuff

im pooping right now

>>529968387
The single attack in the game where a character with a spear actually sticks it out a reasonable distance

>>529968780
Stay out of range in neutral and be patient on defense. Defense is very strong and you can throw out brave counter when you don't feel like playing it anymore.

>>529968918
vira and jita
>>529969008
and i replied that i've tried but i'm still getting fucked

Man, I wish the damage was tuned down

>>529970192
nigga they just buffed ladiva ssba
this is never happening

for real though, is 66L really necessary? 66M and 66H are perfect as neutral skips because they actually carry some riskand aren't brainded retarded shit you can spam without any consequences like 66L.
66L is only good to make casuals seethe and drop the game.
the OG GBVS was an amazing game without it.

>>529970590
>the OG GBVS was an amazing game without it.
No it wasn't, vanilla was ass. 66L is still gay though.

>>529970590
just make it 12frames startup

>>529970590
No, it isn't and if they ever remove it, all the dash f.L that will start happening will be hilarious.

no casual even knows what 66l is let alone going to be mad enough about that specifically to stop playing

>>529970590
When future internet historians are combing over why this promising and feature rich game rapidly collapsed and died a root cause will be irrefutably the sheer stupidity of 66L

>>529971256
that other anon knows what a dash light attack is and it's crying about it so there's that

>>529970590
>the OG GBVS was an amazing game without it.
i wonder why no one played it

>>529971342
>feature rich
?

>>529971495
covid
next question

Rising vs GBVS debate again?
Where have I seen this before?
Oh, right.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/526926881/#526975263

>>529971704
There's the archiveschizo! Right on queue.

>>529970590
Yes, 66L is the only thing keeping this game from being zoner hell 100% of the time. And even with that Metera, Ferry, Cag, and Eustace manage to be top tiers.
You can't have anime kusoge character designs without an anime kusoge approach tool.

>>529972069
The problem is the lack of anime-like defensive options, not the offensive parts. A good deal of answers against a Cag's kit is "eat shit till they fuck something obviously"

>>529972069
>66L is the only thing keeping this game from being zoner hell 100% of the time
nah, (terrible) balance patches are.

>>529972241
We have an anime defensive option, they just need to make it so that zoners can't use it.

>>529972621
>an
Yeah anime games have like 6 at all times

>>529969396
https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgc
They're on

>>529973202
>all ft3 paragon
cyu guys in 9 hours for grand finals

>>529972621
No we don't.

>>529973296
YRC

>>529973360
Blueslop slowdown is not YRC.

i uninstalled umamusume after an hour.

>>529973515
????
Brave counter???????

Having a brainfart rn.
anyone know what the song in the background is called?

https://www.youtube.com/live/GEpo-JqrJAs?si=y9CM_I69vmTW4VLi&t=8975

>>529973592
the TO is smiling down at you from up in heaven

>>529972621
retard

>>529973654
Oh, I was thinking of Xrd YRC.
BC is just a fucking guard counter bro, nothing anime about that all.

ᵁᵂᴱ

>>529973782
Guard counters were created in anime fightans and anime games have it way more often that non animes by far
Do you niggas even play these games

>>529973982
The original name of guard cancel is "Alpha Counter", because it comes from the Street Fighter Alpha series you retard.

>char char on lowain
>aarondamac on lowain
what the fuck is happening

>>529974270
Darkstalkers had it a fucking year before????

why is this charchar dude dropping combos early just to sit there and block?

>>529974534
It nobody played Darkstalker, so it is colloquially known as an "Alpha Counter".

>>529974887
>combo drops into no setup to scare you
>manually timed fake meaties
>intentional input fucking sideswap shenanigans
>all kinds of lumi scam and command grab resets
he's the coolest scammer in this game, i aspire to play at that level some day

>>529975393
That only works in pools and against nobodies. Charchar got humiliated at CEO (or was it combo breaker).

>>529975393
none of that happened though

why is aaron the nigger back? i thought he was done with this game and exploded his controller?????

>>529973732
Once they add a new Golshi SSR he will come crawling back

>>529975640
good enough for me bro, i don't have the gene or the mindset to actually compete

>>529975824
hes been done with rising like 6 times now

>>529975640
he made top 8 at some event recently

>>529975951
Yeah, I can't remember if it CEO or Combo Breaker. He matched with nothing but nobodies in pools, and got raped in top 8. 3-0'd twice, zero rounds won.

>>529976083
you think it's easy to get to top 8 at a tourney like that?

>>529974490
CHIBI FEETS!!!

join the lobby, you must

>>529978231
But WHY must I?

>>529978796
Because I would like to play the game with you!

To join the lobby, you must first pass the Trial of the Wubbly
The Wubblykeepers will judge your worth.

>>529978231
will be there soon if nobody else

>>529979280
What wisdom do the wubblies have to impart

>>529972069
>Eustace
>zoner
Unplayer post

>>529973202
>kat literally fighting for her life
fucking hell this shit sucks so much

>>529979817
World hard an cold
Galleon tiddy soft and warm

>>529974534
No one played the first Darkstalkers, and it's not an anime fighter.

>>529979817
Bea lower mid tier

>>529979924
He is a zoner, his midrange and oki being broken on top of it doesn't exclude him from the tag. Cag has more of an argument than him and she still counts.

He has a gun so he's a zoner.

>>529980475
DROP THE GUN NOW

STOP RESISTING

my honest mids queen kat...

the game is killing all of us

the water is turning the frogs gay

>>529980270
this but unironically

>>529977389
When you get matched with nothing but nobodies and you play the game for thousands of hours? Yeah, I do.

>>529981975
well you go get a top 8 then and bring a nier plushie so i know it's you

i luv sheep

i luv chang

>Zeta has a safejump with an f-shiki attached after everyone else (except Ferry) lost theirs
This character is still top 5 and I'm not shitposting

>>529982531
I don't play for thousands for hours.

>>529980165
No he's not. Eustace is projectile based rushdown.

>>529966226
The least committal baseline counters to 66L are
1. spotdodge, you're plus or you may even get a punish if you do it at the right time.
2. try and intercept them with a long normal like a 2M or something which you can then hitconfirm into a combo. But like the above the difficulty is anticipating correctly when they're gonna do it.

You can try and brute force some plus frames with cooldowns or meter to swing the momentum back in your favor if you have a skill appropriate for the spacing (e.g djeeta 236U).

>run up to opponent on the ground
>go for grab
>they grab
>no escape!
it's exactly like guilty gear

>>529983303
>projectile based rushdown

I like how unless you know optimized 2h counter combos that do 80% of your opponent's life just jumping around constantly is oppressively strong

>>529983738
this is why charlotta is top 1

>>529983738
whenever i play charlotta i like to mash cross up jump into cross up jump over and over to annoy my opponent. it works out way more often than it should

Vaseraga's colors are all bad and they're even worse on his skin

>>529984482
I like a lot of his base outfit colors but his bp one is horrible. all of the colors are so garish

>everyone gets Charlotta's jump
>everyone gets Metera's jump

pick one

>Know abel is going to super
>Jump because it's a command grab
>he supers while i'm in the air
>hits me anyway for the win
great game

>>529985582
the first option is just cotw/sf6
i'd still pick it over 2

>>529985786
He needs it

It's insane how much easier the game becomes when you have a long range command grab

>>529985786
Just jump again, what's your problem?

>>529985786
ggs should have airstalled or jumped out bozo

>do some stupid shit
>die for my mistake
great game

Great games, anon!

https://www.twitch.tv/diaphone_
Get in

>find year old guide
>opens with the guy talking about how there's absolutely no content on the internet about the character other than month-old replays
i see war never changes

>>529986885
bruh

>I want Goldship bro, who is this bitch?
WTF Diapers is based?

>>529986885
whys his chat so slow with a thousand viewers

>>529987631
all botted (by me)

autoplay eustace on the telly

Anyone in the lobby? I need inflict pain upon myself for committing the disgusting sin of sloth. I have been idle for far too long in improving both my gameplay and my body. I feel sick.

>>529988594
6+ were in there

>>529983679
Yes, nigger. Have you never seen Venom before?

>>529989992
Yeah he's a zoner now

>>529989992
sorry i hate capeshit.

>>529990391
Strive doesn't exist

shit i missed the 'stace

>>529988594
I'll join like in an hour and a half

>>529991680
Am I supposed to put you on my fucking Outlook calendar or something?

>>529992209
yes i'll forward you the meeting invite in a few mins

>>529992209
>>529992243
i think i would actually have motivation to join if we did that...

>yorunigger mashed 2B's 5H after blocking a fucking 66L
"top player" mashbrain is real, don't let anyone ever tell you top players calculate all their moves and plays
a lot of them literally just auto-pilot mash the fuck out of everything because in this game, that shit just works

>>529992603
>Hi Anon, welcome to your performance review...it seems you've lost to bottom 1 Zeta three times tonight, care to explain why?

>>529992209
I'm just letting you know, no reason to be mean

dogfucker vs poop dragon

*NOW* WE FIGHT

horses... horses everywhere...

>>529995205
I hate that I really like Sungwon's Vas because he's a talentless former youtube funnyman who gets jobs based solely on clout and connections but somehow he locked in and went retarded hard for Vas's screaming

why not spend $1.74. what could i possibly do with that? well i could be eating brazils finest peanut butter wafers.

this post is 100% certified about granblue fantasy versus rising. i could donate this impressive sum to paragons pot but i wont.

>>529995881
anybody who plays vas right now has a good vas dough

>>529996067
heyoooo

narmaya turning her sword into a double ended dildo

Why can't you bind the arrow keys for menu stuff

>>529996581
japs are retarded

why can peustace combo off his 66m without grenade?

>>529996581
2 nukes weren't enough

>>529996751
delay 2l

>the mexican tech
>run up super
i hate retards so much it's unreal

>>529996990
Run up supers are based and the foundation of anime fighters

>>529996751
why wouldnt he be able to?

>>529996751
he and soriz need it.

>>529997174
why does he get to keep UOH when rising got rid of it from everyone? that's on top of being an overtuned piece of shit in general

>>529997159
the 'retard' part refers to jmamh on twitch chat calling it ''mexican tech'' when it's an EU thing
yes im petty

>>529996990
Run up super is a based hard read and you got mentally dominated just like run up dp
Run up invincible moves are the single way invincible moves aren't cringe as fuck

>>529997318
because it only works on counter hit and its 3+ frames slower than vanilla and less active.

>>529997318
>overtuned piece of shit
he's not

>>529997671
sure man

>>529997812
you're delusional if you think eustace of all characters is overtuned. there isn't much to argue

as much as i hate ladivaniggers...
this is just hard gap. eustace is a cancer filth character that you can't do shit against especially as a ladivaroon or any hardworker character
crazy how much better jmamh is playing but this nigger dog fucker is still winning

eustace should be female

>>529998738
yeah
the 50/50s are helping him over what a typical shoto would be able to do, but he's playing so well against the walling and grenade gimmick shit

>>529998789
Boring stoic male with a nothing design - i sleep
Boring stoic female with a nothing design - AWOOOGA HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA BOOIOIOIOIOIING *STEAM TRAIN WHISTLE*

I hate how forward momentum specials have 0 recovery here
Whiffing shouldn't be free, this is worse than anime games

and the bum ass faggot won

this game is so ass right now

>>529999526
Not watching the stream I can't tell if the faggot in question is Eustace or Ladiva

happy fourth of july

>>530000020
>>530000117
You "people" disgust me

>>530000020
thank you. you too.

>>530000232
im black

>>529986873
CUTE

>>530000020
thank you cag. thank you for cumming for america.

>>530000020
MOOOOOODS MY EEEEYYYYEEEESS

Fuck no no nono nooooooo
NOOOOO
SAVE ME
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
HEEELP

>>530000958
smoothest match of your life incoming

>>530000958
GGs was me (I live in Tonga)

>>530001221
No it was a Belial teleporting around...

>>530001648
was fine on my end amigo

>>530000020
you were so close anon.
>>530000000

If I'm playing a shoto can I just kinda hit buttons and expect them to work? I'm not used to straightforward good buttons.

>>530002725
shotos are meant to be played defensively

>>530002725
only if it's broken ass zoi

How do you deal with Seox's teleport projectile gimmick

>>530002963
you just hit it
if you hit it, it gets destroyed
if he tries to teleport, he gets hit

>>530002863
Oh, so I should be more reactive.

>>530002864
But Zoi is not a shoto

>>530002863
lol

>>530003176
Yeah, a shotA instead

According to my experience with ranked today, rat players are all dodgers and Yuel players have a 1/3rd chance of being one too.

>>530003473
rat players definitely are
my yuel opponents are usually okay though, they often stick it out through very long losing streaks

I will never reach Master Rank

>>530003858
your main?

>>530003950
2B

>>530004130
but why?

>>530004392
Nah it's actually bubz

reee ranked queue is like completely fucking dead for me in S rank. I've been in queue for like 5 minutes now.
fuck this shit I guess I'll go watch my dumbass neighbors shooting off illegal fireworks

>>530004514
i can queue and help you escape the s mines bro

>>530004463
Bubz is cool but his gameplan seems too slow paced for my taste

>>530000020
This post is very high quality

>>530004848
Do you like girlcock niia-chan?

>>530004952
Not particularly....

>>530002198
Now that would have been funny

>>530005324
okay

>>530004952
Niia got corrected by Djeeta's PP

>>530004848
do you like regular cock niia-chan?

>>530004952
>>530005324
Hey anon, it's me again, sorry if i weirded you out, i hope you like yuri

Good games tonight wombly

>>530007274
DIE!!!

>>530007274
gud games lyobby

>>530007274
grimnir is very fun fantasy rising

>>530007274
yeah!!! i hate non womblers!!!!

>>530008316
What's the true circle of friends?

>>530008316
huun huun!

Happy 4th of jurly. I am a bit tipsy. Lobby anyone? who wants to fight??

>>530008316
>>530008470
>>530008549
>>530007943
can i hurt you?

>>530008470
Like when you hang up with a group and go to clubs and bars but you never get invited to the really cool stuff like going camping or to the beach, it's the same but in the lobby

>>530008316
the autism life is suffering...

gross I prefer men

>>530010353
Based, men don't have weird looking genitals and they don't smell like fish unlike w*men

>>530008316
me either bw o

>>530008958
>>530009339
>>530011356
we should all rape eachother

>>530011394
.... but i don't want to be raped, i want friends

>>530011502
i meant it in the aryan spirit type of way where we astral project ourselves and rape eachother in the lobby

>>530011502
main?

Timer sheep.

Hello!
Today will be a great day, yes?
What will you eat for dinner?

>>530016873
I got drunk and then ate a burrito with a spoon.

>>530016873
i broke my favorite ceramic bowl and now IM PISSED

He PISSED so hard into his favorite ceramic bowl that he broke it.

This is the smile of someone who will get into rising

>>530021082
wasn't this dialog from a cuckold hentai manga? obviously the girl was not fraux if you're wondering

>bought the game yesterday
>30 minutes in ranked queue, no match
huh, maybe I should refund this if i cannot find a match even at the lowest level

>>530021082
>Dyke
I am no longer interested.

>>530023205
What region? It's not really the best time to play outside of Japan and Asia.

>>530023554
EU

>>530021082
>dyke
I'm interested.

>>530023205
>>530023587
quit and play sf6, even when you get to the higher levels it's dead plus you play against autoplay characters

>>530023978
Anon I bought this game because I absolutely despise SF6...

>>530023587
yeah it's a struggle to be EU here
EU is usually active after working hours

anyway, is vas anon here?
are you ready for a beatdown

>>530024338
Who is this!
I am, but i cannot play yet, im working.

>>530024012
>bought
Retard. A smart man would've tried the demo first.

>>530024401
ugh fine
I will let you live...this time

>>530024715
Ho...
Let me live?
I am taking your Pink Square once i meet you.
After that i will take the one of Pink Niers.
There is no stopping me now.
And if i were to fail, it only makes me stronger, its a lose lose situation for you!

Whenever I buy Nier merch I always make sure to start by making it more lore accurate by leaving it out in the woods during a rainstorm for a few days

>having a good time playing ranked
>get matched with a 23k GM anre

>>530025991
don't worry, it fills me with glee that he won't win anything relevant in tournies cause his fundies are mega trash and just gimmicks/robs constantly

>>530023587
EU too and it can be a bit hard around dead hour, but it is definitely fine around the evening even more when you increase in rank.

Lobby are quitte full too.

>>530024871
You think your time spending in that tiny Hyperbolic time chamber can close our gap?
dyon't make me laugh
my TRUE power is way beyond your reach, Goku

Reasons NOT to play Katalina?

>>530028245
low damage

>>530028245
requires fundies in a slop game

>>530028245
too hardworking

>>530016873
I just threw up

I beat Shark to Glory without dying :)

>>530031134
gawdlike preparation for Meg

>>530028245
i do play her

>>530028245
lame as hell, boring as sin

>>530028245
>>530031624
she's surprisingly hot though, especially her makai kishi palette

I hate narmaya

I'd play kat if they gave her the white bikini

>summer sale
>haven't bought a single game
>instead continue to endure this slop game

you can ride horse

>>530028245
>Boring character design
>Boring gameplay
>Vira dykes out hard whenever you fight her
>Long ass SBA/SSBA
>Ugly costume

>>530032781
you sound gay as fuck

>>530033017
And you are gay as fuck, bit of a difference there.

>load into match
>round start minus move into dp, mario jumping all over the place, beat his ass after tardwrangling like crazy
>round start again he does the same minus move into dp
i just can't bro. how are these niggers in masters. what a waste of my time.

>granblue ex fes
>plastic surgery narm
lmao

>>530000020
why is this still up

>>530034137
it looks so soft

>>530036974
futa board, futa general

FutaGODS!

>>530032502
what the fuck is my mom wearing

https://www.twitch.tv/alphazakatan
my fat fuck horse is fighting for her life

brehs, even low ranked retards are stomping me...

>>530036974
Cag is a patriot
Also
>>529203296

>>530038593
https://gamebanana.com/mods/604466

>>530039090
>have to make versusia completely nude or give her this ugly-ass thing just to make her boobs bigger

...

Ded

>>530031981
based

>>530035106
ggs shake my hand

Everyone is playing the horse game

>>530049515
I'm playing a VN that I got on the Steam sale

horses

>>530049515
How can one be so wrong?

>>530049515
i must have sex with mayano top gun and grass wonder
i absolutely must

I wish matchmaking wouldn't queue me into the same dude 3x in a row, even if he's the only other guy queuing. Rather than me improving, it feels like I'm only climbing ranks because I happen to find someone who doesn't know my gimmicks or has worse reaction speed than me.
Also I think players during peak hours are a lot stronger than during off hours.

hag fox

>>530051043
>I wish matchmaking wouldn't queue me into the same dude 3x in a row
but that's how we all got through promos
>players during peak hours are a lot stronger than during off hours
it's the exact opposite for me. off hours is when the no-lifers, streamers and fgc-fags are on.

>>530051043
>Also I think players during peak hours are a lot stronger than during off hours
Whenever I play while working I end up being matched against Skyll.

>>530051043
>has worse reaction speed than me
that what fighting games are all about

>>530032502
>>530039090
sex

Does anybody remember what the pre-tournament to evo japan was called? xerom fought gamera and zangief dream in it.

>>530055090
/gbvsg/ NA tournament #18

>>530051043
matchmaking is actually non functioning broken and there is no way cygames fixes this.

>>530055090
if xerom himself doesnt answer you, you can probably find it by looking it up the archive

I'm gonna have to start epilating my body again soon, Jizzingtons... I fear the pain...

Shittington, how are your hemorrhoids doing?

>>530061206
completely gone since a few days. thanks for asking.

>>530061206
I'm used to them

>>530061206
once i started taking fiber supplements, they have been really quiet
it's nice. if i have to shid 3 times in one day, im in pain but now 3 doesnt affect me

>https://x.com/belipyon/status/1941320550980386966
Good cosplay I just wish the japanese were not ugly as sin

>>530064276
the vira and monkey are pretty cute

I just want to shitpost and call people niggers all day. Who should I play?

>>530064646
Bubs

>>530064646
No one, that's how the pros do it, they don't waste time playing the game

>>530064646
charlotta

>>530064646
you forgot to say (S)hitters

>>530064646
Ferry but pretend to be nice when around other anons

>>530064646
I've got just the grubble for you

how do I stop being a retard pressing buttons randomly and hoping anything connects, this shit leads nowhere
>t. faggot who bought the game yesterday
I play Soriz if it matters at all

Every time I see a Beatrix image my cock starts throbbing hard

>>530067760
You're sorta playing a character that enables that...

>>530067760
that's kinda the game you bought though

>>530059963
i love this hors

>>530068587
Eat her STD filled anus She's no Metera, just a cosplayer
Ejaculate on her toes

>>530067760
>Soriz
Just make sure to be always plus.

Anything to streamboar today? I'm "working" but it's slow.

>>530067760
Watch your replays and just start noticing where a button works and where it doesn't. It's a sense you build over time.

>>530067991
gamera-san...

>>530070503
There's this
https://www.twitch.tv/khalil_

There won't be anything major with EVO right around the corner.

>>530068587
rare attractive asian

fighting vas is fucking insufferable now...

why does this game have so many toaster players?

>>530071894
its free

>>530071894
browns love anime aesthetic
browns are poverty stricken third worlders
they cannot step up to first world standards
therefore they drag the rest of the world down with them

>>530071894
Fighting games in general have a huge toaster playerbase since the games aren't very demanding.

>vas
>metera
>percival
>metera
>vas
>ferry
fuck this game

>>530065921
We don't need another pokefag

Thank you for playing in the Lobby!
What a long and fun set!
I had tons of fun!
That 5U does so much damage!
Why didnt you See Ya Next time! back :/.

>>530072830
I'm not coming back
Fuck this game, I'm switching to CotW and will become a millionaire

>>530073054
But...You Are Great!...

I will start namedropping.
*powers up*

>>530073446
Nyo...

>>530073446
You don't know my name albeit

>>530073446
say my name pucci

>>530073540
Don't challenge me, Hide On Bush.

kys 0range Planet

lys 0range Planet

>>530073859
the only orange planet here is that fatass of your whore mom LMAOOOOO

0range Planet

Who should I stalk?

I do not understand the obsession
or fear

>>530074206
I have the same Neechang mod

I don't think a single person follows me in this game but my stalk list has 85 people on it.

Go on, continue namedropping.

>>530073859
>>530073965
>>530074102

>vs pink square
>win
>vs pink square
>win
>vs orange square
>win
>vs green square
>lose

I KEEP LOSING!
Help?
HEY HELP ME I KEEP LOSING MY GAMES

>>530074956
Start winning.

>>530074956
Have you tried not getting hit?

maybe in the next life you won't spawn with a mental debuff

>>530074518
Sex

>>530075545
>>530075548
>>530075612
Could I get a hug instead?

>>530074956
Use 66L more often!
Block more!
Stop fapping to your character during a match!

who has the worst match up spread in this game?

>>530028245
You will start to blame her for all your losses and lament over the fireball no longer launching nerf even though you might not have even been there for it, just like every other Katalina main

>>530072830
I don't use the stickers often so I have no idea where the commonly used ones are placed. I just pick whatever fits in the immediate moment from what I have on the screen at that time.

>>530076287
Vira

>>530076287
Vira.

>>530075915
Then where's the fun in playing Galleon?

>>530076287
unironically, our dyke.

>>530076992
You can still give tributes in training mode.
You are waiting in training mode, right?

>>530075915
It is ok if I fap to my opponent character ?

>>530075764
It's just a stone on the road, anon. You'll be walking again, soon.

>>530076287
My main

>>530077203
>>530076945
>>530076961
Then why do I run into this character every third match?

>>530077935
Men identify with her crazed lust for Katalina and enjoy Lumiere oki.

>>530077935
She's popular for a variety of reasons, but having good MUs is not one of them.
Vira-players like their yandere girls with a glue-eating playstyle. She's not picked because she dominates brackets.

>>530077935
no, you don't. i certainly do not in master ranked.

>>530079059
Do you Vira players think you're some low tier hero?

>>530079462
She's underrepresented in masters compared to how many people play her overall. Characters are not equally popular so it's meaningless to just look at the rankings without the further context of the broader online playerbase.

>>530079462
i don't play vira. and i don't need to see that she's bottom 10.

>>530078229
I enjoy neither of those things about her. I play her because she has an install that isn't a waste of metre or situational.

Zooey's playrate keeps plummeting after every patch... soon she'll be at the bottom with Uno, Eukky and Lance...

>>530080335
She was a shit choice that's why. We should've gotten Cosmos or Yuni

>using DLC character months in usage statistics
Wait for July, then December.

>>530081178
Vira's underrepresented in the April index as well. As she is in the May/June ones.

>>530077935
shes cute. i like her voice.
she sounds like shes having fun.
couldnt give a fuck about her being a yandere.
i dont know what cocoa desk car is but i like the way she says it.

>>530080773
No one likes Mr. Posmos

>>530081815
>shes cute. i like her voice.
I agree
>she sounds like shes having fun.
Nah she shounds like a run of the mill yandere

>>530081769
Literally every popular character is "underepresented" in master rank because the pool of players playing them is enormous, which naturally lowers the median skill level. What you're showing is a completely useless metric. If you want something that's actually meaningful to show character strength then look at GM crystal threshold every month. Vira consistently has a high cut off because she's not a bad character.

>>530082276
high cut off has nothing to do with your character being good. it has to do with your character being popular and having enough autists to poopsock ranked on them.
uno is a great character. his cut off is like 650 crystals.

>>530079827
this graph does not show her underepresented, how the fuck are people reading this

>>530081845
And even less people like Mr. Pooey.

>>530082702
I like mr pooey...

>>530082702
Everyone likes Zoi

>>530082276
crystal cutoff is about popularity, my guy. the more people play the same character the more crystals you need to be in the top 10 with that character.

>>530082276
>>530082480
It's not even true anyway. Narmaya is popular and usually near or on the line. Yuel is popular and is either over or on the line on the three graphs I have. Belial is popular on all three and is above the line. Those characters are consistently above average usage overall and also above average representation in masters.
>>530082553
What do you have trouble understanding on it?

>>530082741
And I like Mr. Posmos. Seems like we're at an impasse.

>>530082480
>high cut off has nothing to do with your character being good
Yes it does. You picked a character where the sample size is too small and the stats stop working properly but that doesn't stop it for working effectively as an indicator for a character like Vira or Vikala. Since you picked Uno as an example it makes you think you're the same anon from last time and you got btfo there too. Vikala was an extremely popular character on release and had tons of people playing her in master rank and she has struggled to even accumulate 2k crystals for her cutoff, meanwhile Vira usually hits 5000 and 6000.

>>530082994
i thought its overall not master repesentation my bad, was comparing the other way around

>>530083110
Oh yeah, if the X and Y axis were the other way it would show that. No prob.

Do not reply to chartfag's bullshit

>>530083005
ft10?

My wife on the telly

>>530084132
I already kicked your ass once, maybe later.
10-3.

>>530084313
is this the new schizo dodge tactic?

Vira is Vikala's possibly only good matchup.
that's how I know she's bad.

>>530084396
No, it's a fact. Truthfully, I am just too fucking hot to play anything right now.

>>530084535
nice dodge

>>530084415
Vikala wouldn't use that kind of panties

>>530084579
7pm. I will be gooning to the Cag poster in the arcade for 5min and will leave at 7:06pm if you don't show.

>>530084415
Vikala looks miserable for Ladiva

>>530084634
Well, she should

>>530084753
nice time zone

>>530084415
holy tummy in need of my hands rubbing it

>>530084198
https://www.twitch.tv/tampaneversleeps
you forgot the link bwo

>>530084753
>>530084794
can I spectate?

>>530084634
Vikala wouldn't, Vickie would.

>>530084794
In 1hr and 48min from this post then, jeez.
>>530085012
Hmmm, yes.

>>530084198
>>530085001
>tune in
>Kat doesn't punish Belial's 5U, like, at all
Your wife fucking sucks bro

FT10 right now. I will be afking mid set to take a shit.

anyone got that EU /gbvsg/ tournament figure mode picture?

You can you feel it mr Krabs?
The potential?

all these ft10s make me think we should have some sort of gbvsg crew battle. That could be really fun.

>iqdb 1000+ wait
>saucenao non responsive
are the canadians ddosing my reverse image search sites again?
granblue fantasy versus rising why does this keep happening i just want to look at rat butt

>Wakeup U.spear
>It hits
??????

>>530084761
t. Gabagool

Dead game, dead gacha, dead franchise

>>530088067
Aliexpress Nier plushy is creepy

beelzebitch, fuck this character i hope you lose hava
canadian fuck

i'm starting to lose my fun with this game... master ranked is infuriating.

>>530084415
Vikala tears galleon to shreds

I did it bwos
I reached rank B with Vikala

>>530090302
Good job, anon!

>>530090302
that's like reaching grandmaster with any other character, I kneel

>>530089745
WHATS WRONG

c.L stagger pressure is a fucking meme
delay 2L is a fucking meme
this game is just about outslopping your opponent and autowinning with overtuned zoners
this game is trash

>>530091132
holy kek

>>530091132
RIP

umm wobbly status?

>>530091674
dodging ft10s

>>530091202
yes, and?

status of the lobby?

>>530091202
Just play some nooch

>>530088067
is squid ink tasty?

ryazo you aint got fundies like that, wtf you doing on kat

>>530084634
Pig would
Thus, pig>rat

>>530091738
Would you like to start early? It's cooldown downed a bit

>>530091132
>You life ends in 38 frames from now

>>530093557
non-stop sex

Shimmy'ing is dishonest gameplay.
You literally can't refute this.

they call me the loathsome pig fucker

>>530094218
shimmies are fun

Why is Lowain beating one of the best Narmaya's in neutral?

>>530092785
im a different anon

Brick said Vas is “very strong” and “obviously better than Narmaya”

>>530095614
>”water obviously makes things wet”
thanks bwick, brilliant observation

>Bwick said
Liked.
Subscribed.
I think this(now).

>>530095558
Yeah, i'm sure you are...

Everytime i see brick posts i think of the ferry thumbnails screenshot

I don't think, I just regurgitate the opinions of the person I'm trying to get noticed by at the moment

>buy dix so i wont have to beg for matches in lobby only to be made fun of
>try out the characters
god fucking damn why is this fucking kusoge so popular everything is so boring, jive design was so much better
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

why is modern fgs either be bored to death or having to speak to >people< to get matches?

If you don't want to interact with people why are you playing online games?

Why are people playing Nier again? I thought we were done with this bullshit.

>>530096751
>He fell for the jappa vtuber propaganda

i know what really bugs me about 66L?
that even after a year even pro players fail to hitconfirm it because you have to pick a different normal depending on how late in the active frames/how far it connects.

My husbando on the telly

>>530096926
i am too bad at those games, it's not my fault people bully me and call me a retard.

My waifu on the telly

>>530097178
she's fun desu

>>530095897
I would give all the gold in the world to run my tongue on her anus

>>530097420
It's entire existence bugs me. It's this game's drive rush, but worse because it's free to use.

>
lol
lmao

66L in neutral
66L on oki
66L on defense

kat anus sniffa
kat armpit sniffa
kat underboob sniffa

>>530100469
when are we gonna wake up 66l

>>530100469
I know bro, i love rising

>>530100556
this but ilsa

meg is going to be beatrix but better

>>530100605
mindbroken to liking dogshit, happens often

stop thinking about anus

>>530100625
Ilsa is like a grandma bro, even Kat (24) is a borderline hag but banging old ladies is a no go for me

>>530100939
more for me lil bro finna dig in her christmas cake cheeks

>>530100469
Why did she do it?
Why did she kill interaction?

Mr. Pooey's champion has fallen and Cosmos' champion is victorious.

>>530100372
just imagine if 66L actually costed meter

Why the fuck does Nothing keep trying Galleon and then switching when he loses, what the fuck is he trying to prove.
He obviously doesn't believe in the character

damn watching a tournament rn and goddamn kat is fucking op
gaped no diff galeon
nerfs when?

>>530100873
But if I didn't thoroughly enjoy the game why would I play it?

is TNS just going to be troondiva vs lowain?

>>530101524
huh? where's hava

>>530101439
?
like i said, mindbroken

>>530100625
erune pheromones

>>530101637
Mindbreak this, nerd

nation status?

ranked matchmaking is doing some weird shit today. I'm at S1 and matched with an S+1.
I lost but the match was fine. It didn't seem too lopsided and the ping was great but it's kind of like man ranks mean nothing anymore. then again maybe he was sandbagging after he saw the ranks since I'm pretty shit.

>>530102123
someone teach me how to mod gbvs so i can make this when ilsa drops

>>530102123
*Vomits violently*

>>530102280
i'll pay you

>>530102280
Off to
>>>/3/
with you

>>530101823
so glad i dont have to deal with this anymore
you enjoy tho :)

this vane cuck needs more buffs

>>530102123
*cums violently*

>>530102540
i'm sure you don't lil bud, wonder why you're in here pissing your pants

did they both agree to pick bubs and just mash autistically or what

bwos i cant escape palworld's farming loop help

>>530102883
fun game. I played it in single player and got depressed because it looks super fun with friends

>>530102883
THIS THREAD ASSURED ME THAT
NOBODY PLAYS PALWORLD AND IT WAS ALL A BIG JOKE.
EXCUSE ME ???

>>530102829
he said i'll give you a taste of your own medi-ACK

>>530102472
>first thread i see is someone blending 3d lolis
damn i was half joking but now im actually interested

>>530103168
totally not a pedo though

>>530103214
the normalfag fears the loli

>>530102696
sure i dont
uninstalled weeks ago lol

>Having a bad day
>Suddenly see a Bubz mirror on the telly

>>530103056
i am the person who said that and also the person who said "im playing palworld" when it was asked why no one was in the lobby

>>530104459
this is a bigger betrayal than opening bricks stream and hearing japanese horses.

>>530103056
we are all busy playing
palworld
horses
shadowverse
mechabreak
mario kart

>>530103567
and you're STILL here seething?
impressive

>>530104637
I'm playing PLA. I won't be able to play Grub again until the following week

>>530105242
projecting
>>530104637
also nightreign!

>>530105393
what is this palworld ripoff lmao

>>530105393
peoples liberation army?

>>530105421
What exactly am I projecting here?

>i havent logged in this highly specific amount of time that wouldnt be revealed on nearly everyone im following!
you are being too on the nose to try to impersonate and pin your schizo identity on someone. nice try, dipshit

Did Palworld add Dragostrophe yet? No? Well, I'm not interested. Don't come back until you add it.

>>530105514
the fact that im seething, im good

>brazilian tourney
>absolutely 0 brazilians on top 8
rofl
xDD

Anyone wanna bruise?
I was only going to do dailies but why not
ID 553144
After this post I'll wait for 5 minutes

>>530105739
so let me get this straight
>>530100873
>>530101637
>>530102540
screeching about a mechanic in a thread for a game you supposedly stopped playing more than one week ago and being openly hostile for no reason isn't seething

>>530105976
theyre busy traveling

>>530105517
One guy.

>>530106045
joining in a bit!

>>530105976
they are all cleaning dishes in portugal

jesus there's even 6rbf toaster players in master rank? the fuck is wrong with this game lmao
at this point I think even slime fighter is better than this shit

>>530106324
yeah it isn't, thats called shitposting on 4chan, sweetie
>being openly hostile for no reason
you are so cute

>>530106597
cool falseflag schizo

le homo is going nuts again

>>530106686
I wish I was just a fucker making this shit up. I'm fed up with these faggots and their 88ms ping but 6 fucking rbf once you load into the game.

>>530106598
>shitposting
That goes without saying.
Doesn't do much for your "I'm definitely very calm and not seething rn" angle, though.

>>530106858
i could send my current laughing face to your email if you want :D
anyway hows 66L been treatin' ya?

>>530107018
Show us on the doll where 66L touched you

>halfway through 2025
>le 66l is still the doomposting talking point
sad

>>530107137
well its a dogshit overtuned mechanic so everywhere i guess?

>halfway through 202
>66l is still a dog shit mechanic and it's removal would improve the game
sad

>>530107331
Now that you've totally uninstalled for weeks now, do you still have nightmares about 66L?

>>530107451
>>202
>doomposting since before the game even came out
lmao @ ur life

>>530107525
>Do you have nightmares about the liquid shit you flushed down the toilet?

It's nyot pyopping...

wubbly

>>530107258
True.
Real pioneers have moved on to calling grabs broken long ago.
The forefront of thought is being engineered in this very thread right now >>530094218

Metera's anus
Oiled up and in full view

>>530107802
i got you

im late and sure it's (beating a dead ______)
but they should add a umamusume character to this game huh

>>530107886
oil up this

I will have never and will never use the dash macro.

>>530108439
>macaco tourney

come wubble with us
3/4
553144

>>530108439
time for some premium vas kino

>>530108614
i frankly find it harder than simply double tap on my hitbox

>>530108439
>macaco characters

>uno gm requirement is barely 900 crystals
>top 1 gm uno has over 25k
nigga, how?

woah she says teio step when you use the haste in bruise

>>530109114
he thrives on people not knowing the matchup and would get blown up in a top 8

>>530109146
why are you not with us

>>530108439
>macaco connection so shit chilenobro has to use a vpn

>>530109114
the other unos have a job.

>>530109114
by no lifeing ranked

wobbly's flopping

>>530109221
im cooking dinner and wanted to help the queue pop

fug i played myself

last one for me bros I'm ill

>>530109704
get well soon bwo

I think the shield is my favorite item to grief people with on the trampolines

>>530109704
heres my tip for not getting sick
carry hand sanitizer with you anywhere public
trust nothing you touch

>>530109993
they gotta unnerf my boy the axe and give the smoke bomb any purpose in life

>>530110052
wash your hands before you eat or drink anything when or after going out
assume someone is always a coof vector and they coughed on something

>>530110052
>trust nothing you touch
I knew I couldn't trust myself

>>530110052
>>530110232
>be a slob irl
>never get sick
>visit my sister with her kids a week ago
>get sick immediately
i could literally feel myself get sick in real time my throat got slightly itchy like 2 hours in at her place and i was getting some slight mucus production happening
people weren't kidding about kids being petri dishes

>>530109985
Thanks.
>>530110052
I didn't go anywhere. I just ate lemon cake yesterday and it kick-started some chain reaction in my body that made me throw up violently

>>530110523
sometimes there's not much you can do. it's inevitable since the common cold is always mutating.

>>530109114
>They don't know the matchup

>>530109114
ranked is not a good indicator of strength

>>530109114
>over 25k
but he was at 23k when i fought him some hours ago...

>>530110770
this happens to me whenever i eat english muffins.
>>530111360
wintrading in my grub?

wubbly jobbers...

thanks for the bruise guys, was fun
unfortunately we jobbed to danchou (twice)

>>530111994
>english
I'm surprised you're still alive.

>>530112194
ggs

the pass ends in 13 hours.
i hope you grabbed your kot on a stick

>>530112867
Oh boy, no pass for a month and a half to 2 months

>>530112867
Affirmative (I have it and hit people with it.)

is Bea's command grab normal throw range?

>>530114181
no

>>530114181
it feels shorter

>>530114181
Who cares? You'll get grabbed anyway

>>530114181
it's longer

>>530115789
i cares
vas's command grab feels amazing and i don't know if i was cucking myself by running in for extra frames on bea

>>530115789
>>530116163
I jumped, I care.

>>530116527
and she shimmied instead. Now you lost the round because your dumbass jumped

i will simply force myself to record every day and eventually something presentable will come out by sheer random chance

>>530118845
thanks for sharing bwick

Saturday night and thread is dead... Everyone is out there having sex with their girlfriends...

>>530123096
well..we're...you know...
hehe
guhehehe

>>530123767
If you guys are at it please don't post images related to it, i might just kill myself

>>530123767
>guhehehe

>>530124172
understood

>>530124172
theyre playing fucking terraria

>>530123096
I'm doin a little proogrammin and eatin and stuff

>>530109114
He lost his job so he just plays ranked all day.

>>530126207
based.

>>530124172
Here's me having sex with my adult Harvin wife

>>530133357
By going at it i meant playing 100% OJ

>game is so dead anons are just using the lobby to coordinate playing other games
lmao

nobody actually wants to play this 66lslopper game

>>530134574
That's what happens when you have a shit patch and no big balance patch for almost a year

GG wobbly gamers

ggs (good games) lyobby (lobby)

good games!

poppo won

What is the counterplay to this move

>>530140632
bottom tier character by the way

>>530140632
This wasn't a rhetorical question

>>530140632
it doesn't travel indefinitely and disappears after a certain length so you just let it disappear

>>530141565
What if I'm already in its range

>>530141636
then you're forced to block it and let lance do his gay little mixup dance on you because if you jump he anti airs you for a full combo and if you hit him the projectiles stays on hit and he converts off it anyway because this game is terrible

>>530140632
take the throw

>>530141912
So what's the counterplay, that's what I'm looking for, counterplay to when Lancelot presses that button and I'm in range of it

>>530141983
There's not any. You can brave counter and pray

>>530141983
you got in range of it and didnt bait it you
your fault

Hello!
How is your day?
Will you eat something nice today?
Should I buy some cake from a bakery today?

>>530141983
>33f+ startup
You stay close to him and don't give him time to use it

>>530143154
>spoiler
Cakes are too fuckin expensive nowadays, just bake one yourself.
Also fuck Lowain.

>>530149903
Disgusting, but what else would you expect from a horsetroon.

>>530149903
jesus...

>>530149903
would beat the fuck out of this timantha if i saw it irl

>>530149903
Golshi TO looks like THAT?