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>>530027964 (OP)
i want to FEEL THE PRISMATIC FURY! the goat

>"Carrol loves [heart shaped objects]"
>only ever speaks to the vessel
Why is she like this?

OH, NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL NOELLE
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL NOELLE

ON A PHONE CALL TELLS ME TO GO FASTER
NOELLE'S LISTENING MIGHT AS WELL BE GASTER

OH
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL NOELLE

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S SO TRUSTIN'
WHILE ON MY HEAD SHE RESTS HER CHIN
SHE WANTS TO WEAR THE DINO-SUIT
THIS IS KINKIER THAN THE WEIRD ROUTE
RALSEI MIGHT JOIN AND SHE KNOWS NOTHING, NOTHING

NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL NOELLE
CAUSE NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL NOELLE

>Susie: "KRIS, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO THROW EVERYTHING AWAY TO SIMP FOR THIS CRAZY BITCH?"

Good night, good morning, and may the hymn of the angel sing thee to thy rest.

get hugged idiot

Toriel was always just as bad as Asgore btw
>but the 6 human sou-
Toriel's epic plan to send the fucking goat king of death into a place that murdered a tiny goat kid without remorse to ""peacefully" get some souls definitely wouldn't have resulted in considerably more bloodshed yep

What would you do if there was a Spamton right in front of you

>>530027680
Toby Fox is Asgore hater #1, so we'll see. Whether Toby has been shitting on him this entire time was to set up a satisfying redemption or if he has been making him a punching bag to have catharsis with his own dad problems (like his lesbian fetish), time will tell.

I hate cucks and cuck fetishists. Please die. Absolutely sick of the Noelle in the cuck chair jokes

Torielfags be like Asgore is bad because he killed his child rapist. Dess deserves it

>>530028171
Get getted doofus

>>530028250
Ramb would say that

all of the goats are badly written and ugly

NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
THAT SUSIE AND ME
DO IT IN HER ROOM EVERY SUNDAY
TELLS HER WE'RE DOING HOMEWORK
WHILE WE'RE IN A DARK WORLD
STILL SHE'S ON HER KNEES AND NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW

OH, NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL NOELLE
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL NOELLE

ON A PHONE CALL TELLS ME TO GO FASTER
NOELLE'S LISTENING MIGHT AS WELL BE GASTER

OH
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL NOELLE

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S SO TRUSTIN'
WHILE ON MY HEAD SHE RESTS HER CHIN
SHE WANTS TO WEAR THE DINO-SUIT
THIS IS KINKIER THAN THE WEIRD ROUTE
RALSEI MIGHT JOIN AND SHE KNOWS NOTHING, NOTHING

NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL NOELLE
CAUSE NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
NOELLE DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL NOELLE

>>530028175
the 'wholesome uwu goat mommy' memes during UT's launch hype irreversibly ruined the perspective on her character
she was always supposed to be flawed beyond belief just like Asgore

>>530028175
I dunno man I dont think UT Toriel killed 6 kids.

>>530028143
>"my boobs are up there"

>>530028267
get killing noob

>>530028304

>>530028250
Ramb with a glass of bourbon (or mud)

Alright bros, what did you give Susie? It's a box of _______

god bless whoever drew this on one of the whiteboards. single funniest image of gaster.

I made a thing

>>530028175
>Toriel's epic plan to send the fucking goat king of death into a place that murdered a tiny goat kid without remorse to ""peacefully" get some souls definitely wouldn't have resulted in considerably more bloodshed yep
Illiterate post. Toriel said that to prove that if Asgore REALLY cared about the freedom for the underground he would have just done that version of the plan instead of hiding and hoping that nobody would show up, because he just trapped himself in a situation he was too cowardly to back out of.

Toriel wasn't like "damn really wish we had genocided the humans my way", you'd have to be retarded to take that from her dialogue.

>>530028175
Toriel is worse than Asgore by a wide mile. She abandoned her own people and split them apart after they all just lost both of the princes, and condemned Asgore for not going up to the surface to ultimately die trying to take more human souls, which inevitably would have led to the complete destruction of every monster in the underground when humans retaliated. Asgore made the only rational decision for the safety of his people and she decided to treat him like a monster while actively impeding his plan and the possibility of her own kind's freedom by trying to keep the children away from him. Not only is she a bitch, but a total traitor.

>>530028368
You're right! But she gaslight Asgore , suggested an even fucking worse plan, and then hide herself away like a little pissbaby because she was scared of any sense of responsibility

>>530028431
Carol gets pissed at Kris and starts forcibly shedding her velvet to look scary
>>530028458
>MEET AND FUCK DELTARUNE, PLAYER.

>Blood Crushers The Band - Raise Up Your Bat
>(It's covered in band posters, and some handmade posters...)
>(... for shows that may or may not have ever happened.)
Who do you think was in Dess's band? Asriel is obvious. Maybe Catty or Bratty? Pizzapants...? Whoever it was probably played drums while Dess did guitar and Asriel did vocals, like the minigame.

>>530028453
Sure filled her box alright

>>530028175
The funniest thing is she failed the protect literally anything too, on top of being a shitty mother in the DR universe when there's zero excuse for it
Toby's biggest jobber

random doodle page

“Hey chum, care to share a bite of that TV dinner ya got there? Will ya feed it to me with the fork?”

>>530028507
>when it’s 8:30 PM and the knight starts talking about some “don’t let her find the guitar”

Catti's parents getting stuck in a tree and needing to be rescued once is a mildly amusing gag, but twice is just weird. What are they doing up there?

>all those traumadumping posts about parents divorcing a few weeks ago
>Asgore/Toriel arguments are revealing who anons blame for the divorce
It's all falling into place.

I LOVE TENNA!!! I LOVE TV!!!!

>>530028735
cta

>>530028412
Ok

why is Ramb on the villains wiki

>>530028706
Neat

>>530028797
>he didn't beat the secret ramb boss fight

Sleepy Toriel the irrelevant
Asgore the suffering king moving the plot forward

Which one toby loves?

>>530028368
Nah she wanted Asgore to do the deed on the surface. Nevermind the possibility of humans attacking monsters back when they notice 7 missing humans and the sudden influx of furry fucks roaming around.

Kissu?

>>530028797
>the only character who genuinely just wants what's best for Kris
>branded a villain

>>530028861
>>530028532

>>530028892
Definitely written by that one pippins

>>530028796

>>530028250
"I hate cucks"
-the cuck who denied the schizo pill

>>530028887
Kiss that doe!

Susie/Noelle
Ralsei/Berdly
Catti/Jockington
Dess/Asriel

the final ships (Kris is dead)

>>530028797
That’s odd, I was just noticing that myself right before you posted that.

>>530028974
Kris/every shortstack Darkner

BURNING EYES is all caps so ERAM is the schizoboss of chapter 3
>but what about gerson-
he resisted the schizo

>>530028764
>Sans I'm watching you fuck Kris's mom bro why you tryin not to laugh bro that's disrespectful as shit bruh, stop FUCKIN LAUGHIN bruh!

>>530028706
I especially enjoy the one of Kris and Susie eating ice cream

>>530029009
even lancer?

>>530028764
>"KRIS COMING HOME TO FIND THEIR MOM WITH ANOTHER MAN TRAUMATIZED ME! I M-MEAN THEM!!!"
It was the most obvious reveal of all time

>>530028706
stupid sexy TV...

>>530028887
>>530028965

>>530029052
It is really funny that some people act like that scene is meant to be tragic when it's one of the funniest things Toby's ever made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY0yAz8Epxw
really makes me wish Ramb got his well earned boss fight because this song FUCKS

Good morning. So last night in bed I was thinking about Spamtenna a lot. A lot of their dialogue about each other kind of makes me think they were not an established couple when they stopped talking, just business partners pining for each other who weren't able to confess their love before they separated. I'm going to keep thinking on this.

>>530028962
It's not what's best for Kris.

>>530029147
Once he's old enough and if he fits the shortstack description He wont, he's going to be a twunk.

>>530029147
Lancer is a kid, not a shortstack

I like both Asgore and Sans.

>>530027964 (OP)
Are there any known effects of visiting Berdly in chapter 4 of the Weird route and turning his heater on?

>>530029009
do you even know what a shortstack is?

>>530029184
It can be both you fag, that's part of what makes it funny

>>530028706
make more Kris and Susie having wholesome fun together. NOW.

>>530029232
he immediately becomes King but with flat teeth when he turns 18

>>530029318
I think so, but feel free to provide your own examples.

>>530029285

>>530029289
I can't believe World Peace 2 is finally out

I love fish

>>530029289
put a baby in him 28 times

The people who don't understand the issue portrayed by the sans and toriel scene or chalk it up to "you have mommy issues" are either genuinely terrible people or have low emotional intelligence. It's insane how well the scene works for sorting people into those categories

>>530024929
i can't tell you, anon.
something nobody cares about takes too long to explain.

>>530028887
>Kissu?
Indeed

ok but seriously though
how is Toby going to top chapter 4's dark world

>>530028918
>To prove he cares, he should get himself killed in the surface
Damn Toriel is a bitch

>>530028764
If we're traumadumping and projecting, I'll say that divorced parents getting remarried actually sucks in practice. They will never overcome whatever problems caused the divorce, they'll just be too embarassed to get divorced a second time.

>>530029624

>>530029340
>Gotefag
>Emotionally stunted
Makes sense.

>>530029670
No its "You know this is a shitty plan because you havent even locked into it to get it done, what you're doing is wrong and you know it."

>>530029285
>>530029426
Imagine if Kris was adopted by the Holidays

>>530029668
The same way he topped chapter 1, and then chapter 2

anyone else still surprised that deltarune has a very positive portrayal of an extremely christian-coded religion? i thought toby was too woke for that...

>>530029549
what's the issue that's portrayed? (I genuinely want to know your point of view)

>>530029783
>normal people: *does a sick backflip*
>gotepeople: *emotional stunted*

We've had "Spamton arrives at your doorstep sopping wet and cold." But what about...
>Spamton and Tenna somehow entered our world and are both outside your residence, begging to be let in (they are truced with each other)
>Assume they have some sort of disguise/Tenna is shrunken down/they are trying to blend in as cosplayers or toys to not be assaulted outside your doorstep

>>530029761

>>530028892
Kris is evil so wanting what's best for Kris is evil by transitive property. Sorry, Ramb.

Wouldn't it be cool if Chara reincarneted inside Muffet?

If you had to choose between these two outcomes, which would you prefer:
>by the time Deltarune ends, all ships have been given more fuel, but nothing is confirmed or denied. Everyone's personal headcanons remain safe, but that's all they'll ever be. The arguments continue forever. Endless war.
>by the time Deltarune ends, pairings are confirmed, but they're not the ones you were hoping for. Your ships lose, but because the romances are definitive, war is avoided. After a month of seethe, everyone is free to move on.

>>530029549
No I understand it, I just think its funny. You being traumatized by your parents divorce does not make the scene less humorous to me. That said, seeing people crash out over thinking the skeleton fucked their video game mom is extremely entertaining.

spamfet

>>530028706
Is Friend a cat Endogeny?

Reminder that
>Undertale and Deltarune are separate games that aren't connected and all theories connecting them are wrong
>the first part of Deltarune will end at chapter 5 and 6/7 are a different story
>the game will have an unsatisfying ending with none of the theorybait addressed because none of it actually means anything to begin with
>toriel is and always has been a bad person
>ralsei is suspicious
>if you didn't give toriel the flowers in chapter 1 your save is bricked

>>530029794

>>530029549
I want someone to elaborate on the problem of that scene. Not that I don’t see it or disagree, I’m just curious to hear it put into words by someone else

>>530029948
It's how he's depicted when Ralsei is explaining Dark Worlds and Darkners to Susie.

>>530029783
I know why the scene works because I'm not some reactionary bitchface who can't understand why have a different opinion than me

>>530029905
no that sounds extremely retarded

>>530029926
The former

>>530029926
option one.
and based pic file name too. Toriel mommy for lyfe.

>>530029840
It's a woke church where half the attendees are gay

>replying to it

Reminder that
>LIGHT BENDS TO MY WILL!

>>530029840
Yeah all they had to do to make the religion accepting was deliver on the "all are welcome here" thing that Christians pretend to do.

>>530030164
IF THE CHURCH IS WOKE, THEN WHY DOES KRIS FALL ASLEEP DURING THE SERMON

>>530030064
What’s his purpose again? Is it like Gaster where all the hype is coming from the fans?

>The game will have an unsatisfying ending
Why do people keep saying that? Undertale didn't have a shit ending with loose ends.

>the gooner council will decide if you go to heaven or hell
how fucked are you?

>>530030064
Some anon brought this up once but I have to ask, why DOES he have 4 penisers

>>530029926
The former only because I really don't want ships I dislike to be canon

>>530030252
where the fuck is mew mew and what is she doing now

>>530030164
to be fair noelle is really the only one, kris is only brought because toriel makes him come, and susie and alphys are there for the first time

>>530030205
Or like how the Left pretends to give a shit about minorities until they go against their beliefs.

>>530030164
so its based around catholics

>>530030276
Female FRIENDs have 4 vaginas.

>expecting others to ignore it just because it upsets you

How do we stop them?

>>530030275
welll
shite

>>530029926
easily the former

>>530028706
This really runs the full gamut of sexy, cute, and cool.

>writing a post

>>530029926
Former all the way

>>530029840
i think the general culture shift is slowly coming to view religion in a more positive vibe.
not in the "we believe in magical sky grandpa" way but in the way Deltarune did it. as a community pillar thing, a good excuse to get people from your town together and interacting nicely.

the modern day longing for a missing third place and its consequences.

>>530030097
Lust for money + lust for power + iredeemable greed would create a horrible abomination

>>530030252
Who said that?

>>530030275
Does the council consider gooning a good or a bad thing?

>daring to challenge the spectrum

>>530030391
weaponizing her sister against her and turning her into a licorice popsicle or some gay plot device in the "good route"

>>530030351
I dunno, that seems like priojection and concern trolling since the vast majority of bigotry is coming from conservatives.

>>530029549
>Kris and Susie come home after super traumatic day
>Kris' mother and closest idea Susie has to the perfect mother figure is revealed to not given a single shit about either of them being missing all day in the rain
>Kris is ashamed and saddened that his mother would apparently rather party with some guy she just met and get drunk than care about him (Kris goat horns hint hint nudge nudge)
>Susie's mental image of Toriel is broken forever
I understood perfectly, but the amount of traumadumping that came from it pretty fucking obvious that a lot of people were projecting. Nevermind the memes exaggerating the scenario to Sans fucking your goat mom and everything that came from that.

>>530030205
It's inherently not a proper christian representative because the concept of sin isn't in the religion of deltarune, so there is nothing to censor.
Still, it was a mistake to make them so friendly because we further see how Susie is welcome in places like this with no prejudice about her character and assumed reputation

>>530028706
Amazing Kriselle

>>530030469
Yes.

>>530030391
kissing

>>530030258
>Kris got with Papyrus to get revenge on Sans befriending Toriel

>>530029926
It's not enough to win. Others should lose.

>>530030349
You forgot the royal guards, plus Alphys implies that Undyne usually attends. MK and Snowy are ambiguously gay for each other. Also Rudy experimented with Asgore in college so he counts too.

How to free all monsters without using human SOULs:
1) Promote breeding
2) Create Flowey
3) Have Flowey steal SOULs of the fallen-down monsters
4) Do it for 30 generations
5) Voila! You have the power of seven human SOULs... Without any humans. Smash the barrier. PROFIT.

>>530030536
No but... you can't... you have to...

>>530029840
I mean, christianity is pretty inoffensive IRL these days
They're basically total pushovers

>>530030625
So how do we keep Flowey from becoming a psycho schizo god

>>530030625
>implying this wasn't the plan before the disappearance of W.D. Gaste

>>530030454
>not in the "we believe in magical sky grandpa" way but in the way Deltarune did it. as a community pillar thing, a good excuse to get people from your town together and interacting nicely.
honestly you hit the nail on the head here considering what catty says in her retarded rant

>>530030659
EEEEEEEEEEEE

>>530030671
I was gonna make a post about how fedora tippers made atheism uncool and really cringe, and here you are

>>530030530
nta but true

>>530030671
Especially catholics, the one that clearly inspired the deltarune religion

>>530030748
the reddit atheists were right

>>530030252
They either have trauma from some other serialized media with a dogshit ending like Homestuck, or they are just doomfags prone to catastrophizing about every little thing because hope is scary.

Hometown dying out in the span of one generation because over half of the population won't breed

>>530030495
Yet I don’t see Right wing game creators walking on egg shells among their fandom

>>530029846
Kris is obviously torn up over the divorce and blames himself. His multiple neurotic issues and desire to distance himself aside, it's evidently painful when you consider how he reacts to the ketchup. Her finding and bringing home a stranger after the first date and playing the music so loud her own son can't sleep is incredibly accurate failed parent, on top of refusing to try reasoning with Asgore who very clearly cares about his children and wants them to be a happy family again. I've never liked Toriel, and the way chapter 4 ended finally woke up a lot of people to the issues with her character.
And people somehow manage to spin this situation into something about how your child shouldn't be involved in your love life, which? Anyone who thinks that is genuinely retarded and shouldn't ever be a parent. Your child should be your top priority until they're out of the house and it's your obligation to provide a sane environment for them to grow in. Who you bring around your kids has everything to do with them whether those selfish assholes agree or not. Anyway yeah the whole thing portrays trash parenting really well to the point that everyone has an opinion about it.

>>530030248
He just shows up in weird places, like Queen's basement and the Mantle fight, the pink and yellow colour scheme has appeared on Spamton, the Odd Controller, Cat Mike and Gerson as well as being teased for Chapter 5 and he has a resemblance to the Cheshire Cat.
He could be important or he could be Gaster's equivalent of the Annoying Dog, we just don't know.

>>530030770
Imagine a grown ass man making a post like this

>>530030826
and its always accompanied by this familiar sound.

i love prism knight

>>530029926
If it means I can keep pairing Susie and Ralsei and it's as valid as everyone else's ship I'll take it

>>530030858
NTA but i am a grown ASS man

>>530029868
i'm letting them in but they better like canned goods and budget bulk food

>>530030750
here's a slightly cleaned up one that i did for /doe/

>>530030748
I mean, cry about it maybe?
It's not really controversial to say that the boundaries between christian denominations have essentially disappeared as they've been hemorrhaging followers.

And I already come from a country which is majority non-religious/culturally christian rather than religious christian

>>530030501
hurts even more considering susie literally meets gerson, a perfect teacher figure for her, and then instantly finds out that he's dead

>>530030902
LIGHT BENDS TO MY WILL!

>>530030797
You dont see many of them at all because they demonized education and the arts, and they're a tiny minority of the gaming dev space. There's a reason most indie games are called woke by /v/ these days, its because almost all the devs are lefties or push "leftists" messages about empathy and kindness. Its why you see a lot of conservatives coping that "actually this game is SUPER CONSERVATIVE CORE" when its like about a girl getting an abortion.

>>530030454
i actually always wondered because i never liked that life. are churches in tiny bumfuck towns like this? where everyone knows each other.
for some its for sure a pure religion thing but for most its just a nice gathering with some food.

>>530029887
This guys stuff that you keep posting is kind of unpleasant, I think it's the cringe dialogue.

>>530030731
I cast mirror force

if chapter 3 was rushed and came out when it was supposed to the knight fight would fucking suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jwYQ8HvDiY

>>530030058
>>530030804 (me) and >>530030501
even if I don't really agree with him saying it's trauma dumping. This is an unfortunately familiar situation for many people and the fact that society isn't shaming people for acting like this and instead saying the people speaking about it are the problem is in itself a problem

>>530029926
I don't care about shipping.

>>530030515
>Still, it was a mistake to make them so friendly because we further see how Susie is welcome in places like this with no prejudice about her character and assumed reputation
to be fair it's pretty obvious that susie's whole issue is that she was treated badly in other places she lived, so she developed this harsh persona to protect herself, which ended up hurting her even in places that would have been fine with her to begin with

> Average locker height is 6'0
> Compare it to Susie's sprite
> And cut few inches because of hair
> That puts her at around 5'6-5'7 without the hair, and 5'9-5'10 with the hair
Fuuuuck, that means Kris is around 5'0-5'1, someone forcefeed him milk and stake NOW!

>>530031015(me)
fuck horrible typo. didnt mean to say never liked but never lived*

>>530030804
There are no characters without nightmare-fuel monstrous backstories or other fatal flaws in Undertale. It seems people forgot that, and want everyone to be a flat character. There will be no drama or conflict if everyone was ideal self.

>>530030952
its great that you can resize it better than me, but why keep the lines from the other doodles in view?

It's really nice, by the way.

>>530030954
Maybe where you live. Politically charge evangelicals X cultural catholicism X conservative catholicism X progressive friendly churches are major differences I can easily visualize and see how they apply on the spot

>>530031038
>Swords falling
FEEL THE ROARING FURY!

>>530030954
The pendulum swings both ways, as they say. I don't want to get into politics but with the increase in Christian values, Christian ideas are gonna follow

>>530031059
So the latter? It's the only way to end ship debates

>>530031073
>Kris is around 5'0-5'1
pocket boyfriend

>>530031073
> mfw I tower over susie bec I'm 6'4

>>530031201
Cutting education too. The less educated a population, the more religious they become.

>>530031031
i cast ralsei stare

>>530031204
I don't care what Toby decides to do about character romance. I play his games for the music and fights.

>>530030826
>Gerson
please stop being a schizo for a single moment.
(Unless you mean Hammer of Justice series recap bit.)

>>530031117
fair point, last version
https://files.catbox.moe/gqqpha.PNG

>>530029840
Toby was raised in a woke church.

>>530031015
It really varies. There is an expectation of you to adhere to and attempt to live by the rules of the religion, but they're actually usually more accepting than you would think. Your local churches might even occasionally do potlucks. It's fun, and you only have to try just a bit to blend in. Though they will talk your ear off about faith

<3

Me only cares about salesman and salesman's pipis partner.

>>530031306
saved.
you're a real champ today.

>>530030954
All the major religions are actually growing in size rapidly all over the world. It's only declining in major first world cities (and not rapidly) but you're basically only seeing a tiny part of the picture and assuming it applies everywhere.
Just because you and your little group of likeminded friends and people you follow all agree religion is "dying" the actual numbers don't reflect that at all.

>>530028797
Trying to make Kris' life better or taking their own wishes into consideration is illegal. This is a game about dunking on a teenager until they commit suicide or commit an even bigger mistake, mmkay? Ramb committed the cardinal sin of trying to understand what Kris wants.

>>530031357
Who will be the secret boss of adventure number 5?
Me no care, me only care about TV!

>>530028368
Humans genocided his people first. As Queen she chose the life of the enemy over her own people. Asgore should have had her eggsecuted

>>530029926
>Dess x Rabbit kid becomes canon ship

>>530031253
Retard reveal lmaaaooooo, saw this one coming from a mile away. I urge you to look up why """"""""education """""""" is being cut

>>530031116
That is verifiably false. Monster Kid is pure and has never done anything wrong. He didn't even attack the human when given the chance

>>530031285
So you choose the second option in order to end the ship debates instead of having them continue forever. Understood.

>>530031073
>Kris is around 5'0-5'1
Perfect

>>530030804
I see, I see
>on top of refusing to try reasoning with Asgore who very clearly cares about his children and wants them to be a happy family again
maybe she has reasons to believe it can never work again with Asgore though? maybe from her point of view the only thing to do now is to move on and he's the one being unreasonable? it's impossible to say either way though since we don't know yet what caused the seperation
>it's your obligation to provide a sane environment for them to grow in. Who you bring around your kids has everything to do with them whether those selfish assholes agree or not
I think I agree with that but as far as we know Sans is a cool and decent dude and I don't think him being at Kris' house one night makes for a bad environment necessarily
also as far as we know Toriel and Sans are just hanging out so far
I'll agree that Toriel being drunk and making too much noise late at night isn't great but hey it's not like she does that often, might be the first and only time (again, as far as we know lol)

anyway I don't think I have a strong opinion about whether Toriel is a good mom or not
and I think in context that scene was really funny

>>530031253
Yeah I remember telling myself shit like this when I was 14 too anon

>>530029926
We all know the dog will leave everything vague just like everything else in his games. Why even ask such an obvious question?

>>530031432
Well in America its because the government is cutting our education budget. I dont know about other countries because they dont matter to me.

But yeah, the less educated a populace, the more religious they are.

>>530031403
Nice try, Kris, but I'm not going to help you kill your friends

Asgore didnt kill Dess, he extrajudicially killed a child predator, "FRIEND", that kidnapped Dess and molested Kris. This is the only logical conclusion for how Toriel could hate him but he's still loved by Rudy, Carol, and most people in town.

>>530031356
B-b-best boy

>>530029926
Why have you copied that image 54 times?

>Devs made the fastest you can complete the first lap 6.9 seconds
Really Toby?

>>530031667
wouldn't it be 55 times?

>>530031656
Not the only explanation

>>530031558
>According to a 2015 global survey by Gallup International, the most religious had lower levels of education, however, religious people in general were a majority in all educational levels.[8]

>An EU survey finds a positive correlation between leaving school early and believing in a God.
Really easy to Google this shit dude

>>530031667
probably to avatarfag while inciting shitty, boring arguments on this general, just look the image hash up of this toriel in the archives

>>530030171
I love that you have to behave now that we have new posters.

>>530031253
Toby Fox is a devout episcopalian and would spit in your face

>>530031772
>fake TC

>Asriel falling into the dark world, covering Hometown in Chapter 7, right out of the bus.

>>530031073
Noelle is half the size of her mother. Theyre only 13 or 14, give it time

>>530031590
I'm not asking which will happen, just what you would prefer.
>>530031761
I thought it was a good question and many others seem to agree. Sorry if it's getting in the way of the youtube comment tier debate about atheism.

>>530031897
You are the same person inciting the atheism debate

Why MonsterTeen wears a cross, anyway? What does cross mean in DR universe?

>>530031867
Keep rattling those cage bars you angry little loser

>>530029794
Will we get Deltarune fanfics like we did for Undertale?
I never was into them but it was hard not to see the hundreds of different fanon Sans from alternate universes.

I like Kris but I would also like for there to be an option to tell them on my all recruits pacifist run that I killed Berdly and am torturing Noelle in my other save and that they might want to take that into consideration for future plans. I say option because I will make another save where I don't tell them that

>>530029840
>i thought toby was too woke for that...
How??

>>530031068
I think Omori did really well with its church scene. It wasn't about any particular prejudice "gays must die grrr!" type but seeing a girl (Aubrey) with a poor upbringing being judged and gossiped at felt like a very real, seeing all those nice aunties types from church environments have this behavior.

>>530031761
That reminds me I still haven't updated that pic I made >>520233895

>>530031949
it's not a cross it's a star.

>>530031946
Incorrect. That debate does not interest me, especially as it's too far removed from Deltarune discussion, which is what I'm trying to have.

>>530032021
Well he made the church woke

>>530031949
It's a plus sign not a cross

>I love that-MMPH!
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/01eAY3FtSQOdcPrq5Ccu4A/
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/TMtDTVSAH%2Bc6%2FjRpKMN0EQ%3D%3D/page/1/

>>530031949
He's a latinx monster

>>530031730
Why would you think this? The original isn't a copy in the sense that I was talking about.

>>530031949
It's actually a miniature version of the delta rune. If you break the symbol down into points, it can be represented by an upside down cross

>claim to believe in God
>hang out on a website that is filled with degenerate porn and schizo mass shooters waiting to happen, in a thread where people fantasize about raping an underage deer girl
Uhhhh aren't you guys worried about going to hell?

Well well well, just look at all this
>replying

>>530031892
They're 15-16, given the fact that Toriel says it's not too long before Kris leave for college, also girls stop growing much earlier than boys most of the times.

wide boy

>>530032126
Mental illness.

>>530032151
Huge

>>530031401
Oh sorry, I forgot that the people I'm speaking to are 100% nigerian
My mistake

>>530031892
>13
13 is middle-school, Anon. They're in high school.

>>530032289
Bro did you miss the gay couple

>>530032269
YOUR TOO LONG

>>530028134

>>530032282

puberty ruining Kris' perfect enby shape

>>530032247
I'm not religious at all but I still roll my eyes seeing autistic kids doing the same "religion is actually dead, two more weeks and the churches will be empty" / "only dumb people are religious" arguments they were doing a decade ago

>>530031401
It's a rare day in hell when I agree with someone using an Asriel picture

>>530032406
whats the screen licking thing?! maybe im too zoomer i didnt understand the reference in game and im not going to try lick my screen to see what it is.

>>530032375
This fucker actually took me two tries.
Feels like every generic Deltarune mob is harder than Undertale bosses.
If something like the Gerson or Knight fights were in UT they'd be Genocide tier and filter babbies even harder than Sans.

>>530032430
he looks like he fucks human men

>>530028368
She let them out the ruins to get killed. That blood is on her hands too. It also likely that some of them never made it Asgore based on the items you find in the Underground.

>>530032461
CRTs are static-y. Licking them would give a tingly sensation.

the tv is horny

>>530032419
Is this LOSS?

What is the hand Depthner? What are its hopes and dreams? What are its fears and nightmares?

>>530032540
deltarune fans when they can self-insert as dess and then sexualize a minor like kris

I will fuck Kris.
Kris will fuck me.

what happens if you get the same score on all 3 mike games

Would you drop it if it's revealed Gaster is not a threatening villain, but instead a joke meme character in love with the Player?

DR Twitter is having a minor meltdown over cuck jokes. Look what you guys did

>>530031730
If you consider the act of downloading an image to be copying it, maybe. Or maybe you're just confused about the naming scheme. When you are creating files one by one, it will always skip (1) because the system cannot know you are about to make another identical file. So if you sit there and copy/paste the same image into a folder it will append "- Copy" and then "- Copy (2)" on the very next file. The count is still accurate, though, so (54) would indeed be the 54th copy in said sequence.

>>530028175
Reminder that the bodies and souls of the fallen humans disappeared after the Pacifist ending. For all we know, they could be alive again.

>>530032643
But Spamton and Tenna are already my waifus. Will Gaster get jealous? Perhaps we can have a goopy, glooby foursome.

>>530031073
Why I'm a forced to play as this genetic failure schizo malnet? Shit, no wonder Susie is written like a true protagonist, she's at least 5'6 or something, so not a womanlet.

>>530032689
Wowzers, thanks for the Twitter update! Can you let us know what discord, reddit and blue sky are up to as well?

>>530032643
>"where did she touch you, kris?"

>>530032595
the what

>>530032643
That's the ideal outcome. I want gaster to be revealed to have a different design than the mystery man from undertale and not have much of an impact on the story at all. I want Grandpa Semi to finally be revealed and be a goofy guy like Papyrus. I don't want more characters with pointless lore that leads nowhere because that's all Toby knows how to write for some reason

>>530032689
Blame Elon Musk for turning twitter into 4chan

>>530032689
Meanwhile I'm here having a minor meltdown about incest jokes

I AM HAVING A MELTDOWN OVER MINORS UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>530032775
Yes... 4chan is so evil... I would never go to such a horrible place

>>530031073
kris is destined to be a pocket prince

>>530032689
Show screenshots then.

>>530032689
>a minor meltdown
Careful with that phrasing, contestant! The Anons here will hear "minor" and want to have sex with it!

>>530032689
It's so funny how serious these guys take the Cuckelle joke

>>530030804
when will you cishits learn

>>530029549
Sociopaths don't know what empathy is.

Mario and Luigi vs Kris and Susie

DR 4chan is having a minor meltdown over Sans fucking your mom jokes. Look what you guys did

>>530032779
Krisriel will be canon because Japan is obsessed with pseudo-incest

>>530032485
AGREED

>>530032883
That's not incest though, they're not only not blood related, but they aren't even the same species. It's as far away from incest as you can get.

Thread once again confirming my suspicions that all of the shittiest and most retarded posts are all coming from one guy, possibly on multiple devices

>>530032689
> Trans people on Twitter having a meltdown
So like always 24/7?
Why is this newsworthy?

SANS
FUCKED
OUR
MOM

>>530032738
>Why I'm a forced to play as this genetic failure schizo malnet?
Small price to pay for this.

>>530032493
Toriel even tells the humans theres an exit but doesnt tell the humans they have to kill her or the king of the monsters to leave. She should have just not mentioned it, what did she think would happen?

>>530031073

>>530032867
Why did you save this image lmao, it just makes it funnier how upset you are about your own NTR fantasies.

>>530032943
Wait out the storm with me in my little gay corner.

chair ass

>>530029624
>>530029761
>>530029887
Is this how male rape looks like?

>>530032938
Kris and Asriel are both monsters, neither of them are human. They're the same species.
Kris feels like a monster inside so that's what they are.

>>530032864
Kris is male because that's what makes my dick hard and I will abuse him <3

>>530032943
>confirming my suspicions
How open were you to the idea that your suspicions were wrong?

>>530032332
Theyre not in high school. They share the same building with babies, its a middle school. Tobys mom was a k-8 teacher

>>530033052
>BOUNCINEST
>BOOTYE

>>530029927
>>530030501
>exaggerating
>over thinking the skeleton fucked their video game mom
You retarded 10 year olds. Tell me why their voices are speeding up. And why are the sounds of their words so short? It sounds more like short moans. They're two drunk adults. They're obviously fucking. Toby knew what he was doing with that scene. He's the King of Ero Games after all.

>>530033015

>>530032689

>>530033090
That's true. When people call Kris human I instantly know how close minded they are when it comes to gender identity issues in the real world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJFlDiqglQg

>>530032264
Toriel just wants Kris out of the house ASAP so she can fuck around. She doesnt pay attention to them.

don't care, posting Dessriel

>>530033178
Ninten has that same chair position and he slams pussy

>>530032206
are you saying he made the file?

>>530032938
It's (pseudo-)incest because they were raised together as brothers. They aren't blood or even species-related, but they are family. Incest goes beyond biological and japan really likes the not-blood-related type

>>530032998
This picture shows what it was like for Kris that night, but you're only thinking about fetishes. Retarded coombrain.

>>530032689
>>530032860
I WANT TO SEE IT GODDAMIT

>>530033154

>>530030770
They’re also virgins who lack the social awareness to understand that they are also forcing their beliefs onto others.

>>530033238

>>530033154
Rapely

>>530032689
of course, who else would be most hurt but a bunch of cuckolds.

hits a little bit too close to home for them.

>>530033051
Is it a gay imp shortstack corner by any chance?
>>530033097
If I was wrong then you wouldn't be trying to undermine my suspicion with that dumb post

>>530029846
>>530030058
>Mom ditches son.
>Son is scared and think she's in danger, searches for her with his friends.
>Unable to find her. Walk home in the rain after dark with his friend.
>Comes home to see his mom falling over drunk and "dancing" with some literal who who was an ass to them earlier. She met Sans just 2 days ago.
>Mom doesn't ask where son was. Was not worried about him being out late. Did not even tell him she was home.
>Friend is disturbed by this. Had built up an image of a good caring mother in her head that has now been shattered. Is unable to stick around and goes home.
>Mom tells son there's food in the fridge for him.
>There isn't it
>Is forced to listen to them "dance" (have sex) when he's trying to sleep.
>His parents are divorced and he misses his dad btw.

Spamton appearing at anons' doorsteps to get free food and shelter like a stray cat, but he does this for multiple households and gets very overfed.

>>530033282

>>530033102
Bro its a small town rural school they throw everyone in there. Toriel tells you that soon you'll be leaving to university in chapter 1.

>>530033262
>japan really likes the not-blood-related type
Why does Toby like such an immoral nation?

>>530033090
>>530033191
LGBT people generally don't give a signle fuck about racism and issues of racial identity unless it has some hip rainbow marketing buzzword attached to it

>>530033408
Forgot
>blames himself for the divorce

>Love finds it's way to the girl.
I took time to think about it, what if no matter what route we take, Noelle either through our input or not will kill someone and gain LOVE. We just made it happen sooner.

>>530033365

>>530033263
ITS FETISH PORN
YOU SAVED FETISH PORN OF THE SCENE YOU'RE CLAIMING IS TRAUMATIZING LOL


HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL CRYING AND SAYING SANS FUCKED TORIEL, ARE THEY FUCKING MENTAL?!

>>530033390
So my response made you even more certain that you're right. Out of curiosity, what could have made you reconsider?

>>530031732
RK is a poor choice of abbreviation given everyone's favourite bigamist

>>530033456
The Japanese version of the game explicitly uses the version of love ("ai") for being in love as opposed to the acronym LOVE. It's safe to assume that isn't correct

Toriel is whoring again...

>>530033178
jokes aside what is the freaking deal with the chair, what kind of bedroom layout is this, and why was it implied this is Susie's room?
It's weird to think back to the chapter 2 scene she says "My own bed", so does Susie like sleep on a chair every night?

>>530033448
That sounds like something you made up....also its off topic.

>>530033547
we've never seen the roaring knight and rouxls on screen together at the same time...

>>530033524
Thread is bad enough as it is, I'm not gonna humor your armchair psychologist retardation

i will replay all of ch4 when ch5 comes out.

>>530033263
He was invited to join, it's his own fault that he refused.

>>530033584
>also its off topic
You somehow missed the 100 posts about atheism bro

>>530033602
they both have white outlines

>>530033548
Idk man, even on a pacifist run in chapter 2 noelle just starts shaking berdly violently. the capacity for violence is there weather we push or not,

>>530033390
Gay shortstacks of the imp, puppet, power plug, cup, etc. kind are welcome.

>>530031657
I love him so friggin much. I love that he's a little overbearing and pushy, even if he ignores reality sometimes in favor of how he believes things ought to be - just a twinge of optimistic delusion to keep moving forward. It's a flaw and a superpower, the fuel behind real change, hook it directly into my veins.
I am feeling stupidly sentimental, scuse me.

choke him

>>530033649
I thought we had turned a corner. I think I'll just leave the thread, and come back later its not like anyone is posting good porn or art.

>>530033178
The chair is so Lancer can watch.

>>530033615
So nothing then.
Congrats on inevitably discovering you were always right anon. What's next?

>>530033493
>All caps
Stop seething. This picture isn't even porn. I saved this so that mentally ill people like you could put themselves in Kris's shoes.

>>530033645

>>530033584
> no you are not supposed to talk about that
convenient every time

love Kris
hate NTR
simple as that, so it is luv

>>530033753
>IMAGINE SANS FUCKING TORIEL!!!!
WHY WOULD I IMAGINE SOMETHING THAT DIDNT HAPPEN YOU COOMBRAINED KEKOLD?!

>>530033682
Cup these balls lmao
>>530033725
Even if it makes him hard?

>>530033493
It's not a porn, dude. It's a obvious joke image.
Which is funny, considering a common retort to the so called "traumafags" is that the scene was just supposed to be funni, not serious.
So why aren't you laughing nigga? Sex is funny you know

>>530033249
Pedantry will get you nowhere in life, Berdly. How about this: Can you prove that the anonymous user DID NOT make the file? Fifty-four copies were made of an image that the user downloaded from the internet. In this case, the copies are a relative value and are treating the user's download as the original for all intents and purposes. Yes, technically the "original" in this case would be a copy, but that's obtuse.

>>530033602
Rouxls Kaard inserting himself into pairs to create throuples is connected to the Roaring Knight being an amalgamate of three beings.

>>530033765

>>530033823
I typed LOL for a reason

Its still very, very funny that you freaks are like "Sans LITERALLY fucked Toriel", its gotta be mental illness or because your parents got divorced.

>>530033262
cousin marriage is legal in japan

>>530033814
yeah

>>530033770
>i hate NTR
depends on who gets whacked and how much they have it coming.
wanting to get cucked should be reason to get prioritized in euhanasia, though.

>>530033408
It’s his fault for suffering over it. They invited him to dance with them.

I just realized Undertale protags are they/them to dehumanize them, while only monsters get pronouns. In most games its the opposite.

Kris is mad because Sans was always meant to 'distract' Toriel from the Dark Worlds. Kris is a part of conspiracy, Sans is one, too. They play own roles, even if they dislike each other.

>>530033975
Why would you want to dance with a homewrecker that your bitch mother invited over after only knowing him for 2 days

> Susie wants to practice with her male friend
> it turns into the true romance

>>530034068
It’s better than moping around and killing the good vibes.

>>530033951
based netorifag

>>530033862
I only wanted to know if people would be okay with the ship wars ending if it meant a pairing other than theirs won.

nigga shut the hell up and post starwalker

>For some strange reason, for just a brief moment...
>You thought you saw through your hand.

>>530034068
sex

Handwash your Spamton and dry him in a warm towel.

>>530034016
Verifiably false. See Monster Kid.
>>530034026
Meds. Now.

>>530034027
Is she going to whip Noelle using Kris?

big hug....

>>530034115
starfaggot was never funny and never relevant

>>530034186
Broken contract.

>>530033602
And they have similarly heroic preportions, long legs and pauldrons

>>530034109
that's what its called?
i call it "restorative justice"

sans literally had loud bedbreaking sex with Toriel. If you couldnt figure that out you may be autistic.

>>530033812
See >>530033143
How old are you? Toby even used moaning sounds in this scene as a placeholder during development. Here all the info: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710658226/
https://freesound.org/people/billydreamer/?downloaded_sounds=14%23sounds

I literally had loud floorbreaking sex with Spamton NEO and Tenna. Them being big and fat may have had something to do with breaking the floor

>>530034326
This is legitimate mental illness

>>530034191
Didn't miss out on anything when I played and didn't get him.
But I enjoyed every one of his appearances when I played and did get him.

>>530034016
I think it has more to do with the self-insert switcharoos than dehumanization.
The dehumanizing pronoun par excellence is it/its and monsters are very often "it" in in-battle narration even if they have an otherwise confirmed gender. Some kind of dehumanization there for sure.
I don't remember if humans are ever called "it". I was thinking maybe Muffet but she uses "they" too.

>>530034158
MK is a kind of mirror to Frisk so I wouldn't use them as a counterexample to the overall trend

>>530033814
I need Cuptain artwork

>>530034126
He’ll make the Angel scream and the Devil cry.

>>530034326
Asgore in the toilet sprite is called "peeing". Asgore does not, in fact, pee in that scene in the actual game.

>>530034397
COPE. This is a 100% dev account you dumb fuck. Too many coincidences. Read the fucking thread https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710658226/

>>530034191
how many layers of irony are you on right now

>>530034554
Wouldn't you like to know

>>530034548
I don't really care either way about sans piping toriel but if this is true we're definitely getting ICE-E sewer kino. The darkness is in the water...

>>530033896
You are one typing all-caps here buddy. I smell projection

>>530034405

>>530034542
I wish I could watch asgore pee...

What is Kris x December's ship name outside of here? You have this fanbase shipping everything with everyone under the sun, but these guys don't get their own ship name on the social medias? It's not just a matter of taboo since searching up Krisriel still garner results.

>>530034114
how come you always have my back, fishfag?

>>530034397
>no argument
>no u
That guy is right and you know it. You can't even refute what he says.

cutes

>>530034619
Nah dude you cant pull that shit when you have posters like this:
>>530034548
>>530034326
This guy is convinced Sans fucked his video game mom lmao

>>530034632
Kress

>>530034542
Okay, please reply to this post >>530033143

>>530032151
>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/TMtDTVSAH%2Bc6%2FjRpKMN0EQ%3D%3D/page/1/
These posts are 100 times better than the usual shit I see here, what's the problem?

If Asgore had custody and Kris walked in on him drunk with Catty twerking on him, would the response have been the same?

>>530034684
Rouxls Kaaksucker is a faggote and I hate him

>>530028535
>condemned Asgore for not going up to the surface to ultimately die trying to take more human souls
This cope doesn't work when we know Asgore would essentially be a god, able to EASILY kill 6 humans on the surface

>>530034774
The filename is immoral. You're really ok with that?

>>530034774
>anons think actual on-topic questions are threadshitting
Many such cases. If they used a chara image, it would have really tied the whole thing together.

>>530034717
>his
She's not my mother. I just like ruining the rainbow world of retarded faggots like you. She's not my mother. I just like ruining the rainbow world of retarded faggots like you. Why don't you like the truth?

>>530034759
I know it's Kress here, I mean on places like Xitter, searching up Kress there doesn't find anything Deltarune-related

>>530032264
>also girls stop growing much earlier than boys most of the times.
That reinforces the point >>530031892 was making

Noelle being so much shorter than her mom suggests she has not reached adult height yet, which for girls happens earlier, meaning Noelle is likely younger than 15-16.

(of course, we all know monster biology works differently to humans and every teen character is actually 17 years and 364 days old).

>>530034791
I feel like if Asgore had custody, he wouldn't be such a weak man to stoop so low.

>>530034798
They state that Asriel with one human soul could have slaughtered that entire human village, too. Asgore would have won in like 3 minutes if he went up there with a soul.

>>530034326
What the fuck its true. I dont feel so good

>>530034825
>>530034880
>samefagging
try harder

>>530034791
I'm certain it would have been far more violent because Toby Fox insists that people should hate Asgore for some reason

>>530034946
And you're claiming the truth is that Sans fucked your video game mom.

>>530034798
The soul would have fought like they do in Undertale and like how Asriel fought.

>>530035007
Most people in Hometown seem to like him or at least sympathetic to his plight. It's Toriel who is a bitch to him, and she is shown in the wrong now. He was an extremely sympathetic character in Undertale too, despite killing six kids.

im finally free for 3 days
i had to take 1 extra day off because im not going to work at midnight
fuck em

>>530034326
>Toriel is a whore who fucks strangers who she has known just for 2 days.
CANON

>>530035128
>It's Toriel who is a bitch to him, and she is shown in the wrong now.
Divorced child fingers typed this post

you people are fucking crazy

OTP

>>530034326
wow toriel got BONED

>>530034791
Depends how well animated the twerking is.

Toriel and Asgore have no chemistry, I can hardly believe theyd be married outside of some feudal arrangement in Undertale

>he thinks the sans and toriel scene wasn't an obvious sex joke
>he probably thinks the rose wasn't actually a rape metaphor and was really supposed to be about the loss of innocence
How far will these fucking tourists drag us down

>>530035064
>your video game mom
Are you underage or juat retarded? You repeat the same thing over and over again.

>>530035247
you could say that about most divorced couples bitter about each other

>>530034949
Twitter have search bans. Use google/bing/yandex to search on twitter.

>>530035286
Because you keep going "Sans fucked my video game mom" and crying about how traumatic it is.

>>530035247
You've only ever met Toriel and Asgore at moments where they were separated, or even actively fighting in UT. You have no idea what they look like when everything's fine.

>>530035174
It's incredible how little effort it takes to destroy some of the fragile minds here. There's a pleasure in finding the most innocuous way to do it.

Do Elnina and Lanino have chemistry?

Housewife Rouxls

>>530029840
Toby will never make something slightly controversial

Canon-approved Spamton burger consumption.

>son gone missing
>instantly starts drinking and fucking
Why is Toriel like this?

>>530035414
Yeah they're both freaks. But Starwalker brings it all together.

>>530034326
>How old are you? Toby even used moaning sounds in this scene as a placeholder during development.
Proof? And no what you posted isn't proof you have no idea where that sound was used because you didn't see the game during development.

>>530035467
white woman behavior

I’m old!

>>530035497
*women behaviour

>>530035467
Kris. Kris is the reason.

>>530035467
Susie was right.

>>530035337
>fucked my video game mom
I never said "my". Stop fantasizing about it. Sans fucked Kris's mom and traumatized him.

>>530035523
I'm older

Why do all the secret bosses in deltarune always do the undodgeable fake out attack
>I’m gonna get ya! i’m gonna get ya!
>nah man jk we cool blud
>let me turn myself into an item or sum now

let me remind you people toriel is a heavily religious white mother who married a cop

>>530035540
either is correct, depending on sentence structure.

>>530035286
Stop responding to obvious bait. No one is retarded enough to actually think like that anon

>>530035780
toby thought it was cool once and doesn't know how to restrain himself

>>530027964 (OP)
tardriel eating handfuls of dry food and wailing at the top of his lungs randomly

>>530035127
Flowey didn't have a soul in the first place, and was able to control 6 simultaneously while also having SAVE/LOAD abilities. They do no revolting of any sort when he's also absorbed monster souls to become Asriel (giving him a soul, meaning he gains back his compassion/empathy). As omega flowey, he is also canonically just fucking around with you and could've ended it any time he wanted. They couldn't have revolted without (You) in the first place, and a regular human isn't nowhere as powerful as Frisk with (You).

>>530035493
>And no what you posted isn't proof
Read the fucking thread you fucking retard. https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710658226/
Billydreamer is the developer's account. Too many sounds were used in the game. This is not a coincidence. https://freesound.org/people/billydreamer/?downloaded_sounds=14%23sounds

>>530035782
Yeah, all of the fake religious people do this sort of thing. Pretend to be super moral and right with god then go and sin. Way too common

>>530035780
The bosses mock you, Jevil could rape you but he doesn’t, he prefers playing deltarune

>>530035467
Because sans is one of those guys who gets girls drunk to score, why'd you think he moved to hometown? clearly he did this to some other poor girl before.

>>530035782
...what her fur color have to do with anything? Are you okay?

My Deltarune
My Mom
My Choice

>>530032643
I never thought he was a villain to begin with, but I'm not sure how I'd feel if the memes about him wanting to fuck (Me) became real

>>530035780
Gerson is the only fake out. All the rest do real attacks they just run out of steam during their final attack so can you dodge it, you can still be hit by all of them.

the cuteness of goat

IMAGINE
>you're in TV world
>you're a pacifist
>so you've equipped the shittiest sword, Jevilstail and Dealmaker
>lose to Tenna
>instead of game over your world fades to black
>wake up in the S-rank room
>tied up
>Ramb behind your back telling someone this is best for you
>you desperately try to roll over to see who's there
>it's Tenna himself
>he approaches you
>profusely apologizes for beating you to a pulp
>"Forgive me for what I'm about to do"
>carefully takes off your gloves
>your boots
>your breastplate
>your pants
>rips off your shirt
>keeps saying he's sorry
>he just can't hold himself back
>Ramb is watching silently, smiling
>Tenna grips your waist with his arms
>presses his face to your stomach
>it tingles
>spreads your thighs
>presses a finger to your entrance
>it's too big, he can only fit the tip
>he works it in agonizingly slowly
>it hurts
>it hurts so bad
>he manages to stick another finger
>nonoo nnno
>you're getting used to it
>your position starts feeling amazing
>you cum, blacking out again
>you come to your senses
>something's missing. but what? your tail is still there
>Tenna is holding you carefully
>you hear it
>that voice
>[Hochi Mama]! YOUR [Amazing transformation]
>you feel something sharp breach your entrance
>teeth against your lips
>oh god he stuck his nose inside your pussy
>you're too fucked out to move
>Tenna starts yelling
>HEY! GET AWAY!
> he is afraid to move in case he accidentally hurts you
>Ramb too stunned to do anything
>warm liquid fills your insides
>Spamton pulls out
>"TRANSMIT [Seed]"
>"HEAHAEHHAH"
now what?

>>530035493
https://freesound.org/people/billydreamer
Freesound is a site Toby uses for sound effects, and some dedicated schizo last year found out this specific account downloaded a few sounds that happened to be used on the sweepstakes pages before they went up

>>530035971
Jevil and Spamton both do a huge attack that looks unavoidable but does no damage when it ends. Gerson does the same

>>530035854
That isn't proof retard. You have no idea where that person used it. If it was used in Deltarune or if it was where or even why. You just have evidence that one of the devs downloaded sexual noises once, that means nothing. They could've used it for an entirely different project, you just don't know unless you directly saw a dev build where it was used or the dev talks about using it.

>>530035850
>Frisk with (You)
Again with the Third Entity retardation? Player does not exist in Undertale. There's only Frisk (and leftovers of the first fallen child).

>>530036085
lmfao
>YES
>YESSSSSS

>>530036027
nigga what

>>530036079
I'm not denying the sound was downloaded by someone who has worked on Deltarune. That doesn't even matter. My point is you have no idea where or why it was used by them just baseless conjecture.

esto es el fin, ángel

>>530036027
Damn.....

>>530036085
Muffet is the waitress in the Diner? Didn't draw that connection.

>>530035971
I believe all the fake outs could take you out but Jevil and Gerson are just messing with you and Spamton is your friend, he just chickens out at the end

>>530036159
>spend years saying player doesnt exist in undertale despite mountains of evidence
>player exists in deltarune
>"uhhh that doesnt mean it exists in undertale though!!"
are all asgorefags speedreaders

I really hope they bring back Muffet and other backer characters in Chapter 5 and ignore whatever the fuck his name is and his aspie meltdowns about it when his character doesn't show up. Toby Fox warned that stupid faggot that he would get hate for being a degenerate and he still chose to add his dumbfuck OC, so why should we have to suffer without Muffet because of him

>>530036117
>You have no idea where that person used it.
There's only one scene in the game where you hear accelerating voices that sound a lot like short moans. I'm talking about the end of chapter 4.

>>530036159
and Mettaton doesn't exist in Deltarune, only the ghost without a body

>>530036027
you worry me sometimes.

>>530036085
Can't read the sign in the back. damn. Can't see what it sais, just "sans u" sans what? sans' urine? sans' uranium? sans' ultimate ass blaster mix?

This cuck will watch his friends fucked by the vessel.

>>530036369
So Sorry already "appeared" in the Chapter 4 Egg Man room, he's the one who tells Kris we're in Art Club.

Toriel caught Asriel grooming Kris

>>530036159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI0Pb_z4HSU

AIIIEEEEEEEE

>>530036471
Kuriralsey sisters… it’s over

>>530036471
Hm... No! Don't think so.

Sexy

>>530036375
>accelerating voices that sound a lot like short moans.
Totally in your head schizo. I don't hear them as moans at all. There are plenty of places moans could've been used during development in other places or even on other projects. You have no evidence they were ever used as placeholder which totally shows that Sans fucked Toriel, you have invented that in your head based on very weak evidence.

>>530036479
That was NOT so sorry. Do not ever insinuate I had the mispleasure of interacting with him again

>>530036509
MAKE MY SHIT STRAIGHT

https://files.catbox.moe/y0ut8d.mp4

>>530036509
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>530036375
Please stop feeding him, anon. He's clearly playing retarded to keep getting your (you)s. Just move on and let him be retarded

>>530036571

is there really nothing else to talk about

>>530036349
I’m with ya on this one, Jevil want to play Deltarune and just messes with you, Spamton’s your friend and Gerson is your friend too and is just messing with ya

>>530036364
I will never understand.

>>530035493
>>530036117
>>530036248
>>530036691
HOLY COPE Where else would Toby have used those fucking moans? Plus we've got the "Oh yeah! " male sound there. There are only 2 possible "sex" scenes in the game and Kris doesn't fucking talk. Conclusion: it's the sound of Sans fucking Toriel, because we hear his voice in this scene too. Now kill yourself.

Can we move on to the next thread already? This one is rotten

tenna ntr to death

do n/utg/obblers choose to speak in the most annoying way possible or what

Sex with Jevil

>>530036718
We could open the dossiers and start posting archive links? Think of what we could accomplish

>Undertale
Chara made me do it
>Deltarune
Dess made me do it

>>530036851
s
o
r
ry

>>530036159
>Player does not exist in Undertale.
thats even worse, only a specific set of circumstances led to frisk being like that in the first place so no other human stands a chance. Asgore would obliterate humanity and is a retard for not just taking one soul and getting merely 6 more

>>530036364
>>530036743
Almost like they're different games.

>>530036818
You STUPID faggot. Stop speedreading. I am telling YOU to stop engaging with his retardation because you are being baited. I'm agreeing with you. Now shut the fuck up already and move on

>>530036895
When are players going to take responsibility?

>>530036895
Based toby

>>530036834
Not so fast!

>>530036916
LARPing as Toriel again, I see.

how many of us are autism?

>>530036895
>The real world crime i just committed
Tobyfox and Gaster made me do it.

Chara is CANONICALLY the same gender as your cat

>>530036867
let me reiterate, is there anything else we can talk about that doesn’t involve making this shithole 10 times worse?

>>530036969
Never. Players are in a permanent completely binary state of either "I didn't do it" or "They deserved it".

>>530037067
My left asscheek is CANONICALLY itchy rn.

>>530029301
Ask when chapter 5 comes out nigga

>>530036985
>no argument
nothing out of the ordinary

>>530036691
>He's clearly playing retarded
You have almost no evidence you fucking moron. The dev downloading sound file of sexual noises means nothing. I repeat you have no idea where it was used. You only think it was used there because you've mindbroken yourself into thinking that Sans was fucking Toriel so you hear their beeps as moans for some weird reason. There's no actual evidence for any of this. I think the noise was used for a steamy Spamton Tenna cutscene where they fucked but they totally cut it from the game. This has just as much evidence now as your proposed idea, don't you see how ridiculous it is?
>>530036818
Why do I have to know where they were used instead? That's an impossible task because I have no idea, just like you have no idea and you're just assuming based on this very weak evidence.

>>530036969
Never, your choices don't matter.
You're not cool for doing an evil route you didn't even chose. How many Chara toby must create before you understand?

>>530036987
Most posters scored >100 (strong chance of autism) on that one test a few weeks back

>>530037078
But... the archive links make this place better, don't they? They protect us from shitposters

So are Jevil and Spamton Kris’ friends or are they just going along

>>530037045
>ERM BIG JEV
We don't need a bigger one

>>530037227
even fatter asscheeks

>>530037163
Where does the part when you use white phosphorous on civilians at the gate come into this?

>>530037149
>very weak evidence.
Okay. List me all the possible "sex" scenes in the game where you can hear both male and female voices.

>>530037214
Spamton empathised with Kris and wanted to help.
Jevil wants to watch the chaos unfold from the safety of Kris's spacious pants hole.

>>530037163
i will be glad when this stupid "how dare you play the fucking game you downloaded/paid money for" trope finally dies
if you didnt want me to play the game then why the fuck did you make it?

>>530037396
Toby hates gamers, look at Berdly.

>they're still arguing about the sex sounds
Gaster-sama SAVE US...

>>530037214
Spamton is a gigantic loser and in some way seems to think Kris is on the same boat.
Jevil is ????

Which ironically, makes Jevil closer to Kris than Spamton is.

>>530037379
Well there are no possible sex scenes in the game at all so you have to start by proving to me there is one and no you can't use the sex noises because that's circular reasoning. Maybe the dev used them as placeholder sounds in a random scene as a joke like any scene where Ralsei is bending over. We have no idea so stop acting like this proof of anything.

My Dess...
My Kris...
My Deltarune...

>>530037634
AND MY AXE

DON'T TOUCH MUH DEZZ, BITCH SUSIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRae3TyEFes I love Noelle's eek sound

>>530037512
tobys fault
>chapter 3 gets a bunch of content CUT
>no chapter 3 weird route (sword doesnt count)
>chapter 4 weird route is like 5 minutes, and he still censored it
>no other characters like toriel/undyne or classmates getting berdly treatment in the dark world
>no real schizoboss in chapter 3, just the ability to "fight" them (so, an optional giga queen)
>sans, the most popular and mysterious character, only fucks your mom and gives no hints for anything else
weird route kino carried the discussion for chapter 2. toby fucked up.

how many stinky/dirty/sexy neets are in this general?

>>530037875
Sicnce moot deleted the IP counter we may never know

>>530037875
Hi

Fuck off noelleshit

>>530037875
I've got zilch on all four

>>530037875
I unironically dilated recently so I am indeed a bit stinky still
But I am also sexy.

>>530037875
Hey.

>>530037365
Why is it drawn so sexual?

i hate working
when im back from work on my day offs i dont have any energy to game
only to shitpost and jack off

>>530037512
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Dose this sound enrage them?
good
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>530037575
>Well there are no possible sex scenes in the game
Fucking COPE. That's the scene. Just look at how many people think Sans fucked Toriel. Toby absolutely knew what he was doing. Tell me why their voices are speeding up. And why are the sounds of their words so short?

Requirements for the good ending:
>T rank susiezilla
>beating the knight
>reaching the knight with kris in chapter 4
Only then will susie realise that kris is working with the knight early, and be able to stop their plans before ralsei dies

>>530038117
The titan is not a giant vagina

>>530038208
>>530037575
>>530037379
>>530037149
Okay so, did Susie just walk into them fucking and tell them to shut the fuck up?

Why does sans offer to dance and party with you, if he was going to fuck Toriel?
Why does Toriel offer to let Susie stay with them, and play board games with you, if they were going to fuck?

>>530029840
Toby is a good American boy raised in New England, of course church is going to be a good thing in his game.

>>530038208
>Tell me why their voices are speeding up.
They're drunk and talking excitedly. Sans is telling jokes.
Voices speeding up= Definitely having sex is a weird metric to have.

>>530038410
i just realized that kris' bedroom window faces the car.

>>530038110
The Schizo Route is just the "remind Kris they are a fucking loser" route.

>>530029840
toby is actually original(sometimes)

>>530031073
>"there's no visual proof kris is biologically female"
>literal womanlet height

>>530038208
their voices are speeding up because from kris' perspective, it becomes increasingly annoying, infuriating.
the breaking point was cut short by carol calling him

>>530038410
>Why does Toriel offer to let Susie stay with them, and play board games with you, if they were going to fuck?
You're either baiting or severely autistic.

>>530038410
>did Susie just walk into them fucking
No she just yelled outside and it startled them. Or they keep fucking and the sound just cuts off for dramatic effect like in the anime. Toby's a weeb after all.

we peaked when sans was on. BN

>>530037810
The real issue is there's no actual speculation bait to work with. If he had introduced more lore, people would have been going crazy over it, but he "played it safe" and only introduced lore relative to the main story beats and nothing else. Nothing about the voice, nothing about the goners, Onion-san is missing, and so on. He fucked up more than by just not having the schizobosses and also him taking 4 years for what we got just isn't acceptable to begin with. Hopefully he learned from it, but we all know he hasn't.

>>530029840
Toby was a choir boy and by all accounts enjoyed going to church and views the experience nostalgically.

>>530038638
>cannot refute any other point
>cannot even refute the point he brought up
Concession accepted, retard.

>>530034774
Someone looks at the state of /utg/ and really thinks this guy posting an on topic discussion post once every few weeks is our biggest problem

hi

>>530038684
CBN

>>530038174
come

>>530038708

>>530038708
lol

>tasquefag is back
This threads really are dead

https://files.catbox.moe/zjvq4k.mp4

>>530038957
>ESL

>everyone thinks chapter 4 weird route is a rape scene
>OH FUCK *speedpatches a placeholder at the speed of light*

>everyone thinks toriel and sans were fucking at the end of chapter 4
>*silence*

Its simple.

>>530038957
well, at least berdlyfag isn't here.

>>530038772
People don't plan everything they do in advance, especially when they're drinking.

>>530038983
what is this spongebob convenience store ass music called anyways

>>530028706
These are all great in their own way, by a small margin I like dog kirs (battle mode) the best.

Hi where can I submit an application to be a somethingfag? Is there a form somewhere? Discord channel? I want to see which characters or OCs are claimed already, thanks.

>>530038957
>IESLB
See?

>>530038957
>>530039042
im not that anon who showed his ass
i just like to post coom images

>>530039152
who is your fave

KENNY OMEGA
HALLOWEEN’S STARTING EARLY FOR HIM
AS HE CALLS ON THE POWER OF SANS FROM UNDERTALE!!!

https://x.com/i_winxd/status/1929242011271405896

>>530039227
Cuckelle...

>>530039227
why do people keep quoting this?
>>530039193
that's nice...

GENERAL THREAD QUESTION
has toby dropped anything but his marbles ever since ch4 dropped?
any new news?

>>530039205
SOUL or Cat Mike.

Was tasque manager taken off the DNP list?

>>530038476
>talking excitedly
The alternation of their voices is faster than half a second. How can they speak an entire sentence or even a fucking word in that time? They're fucking moaning.
>>530038624
>it becomes increasingly annoying, infuriating.
Nah, the music is playing quietly at the same tempo in the background. If what you're saying is true, the music would speed up too. Their voices are really speeding up.

>>530039414
the what list?

Sans asked if he could save over Kris's Dragon Blazers save file and Toriel screamed YES!!!! FUCK KRIS!!!

>>530032643
Gaster is a good guy. He reeeeally just wants you to complete the game. He even gives you a chance to defeat the Knight even though "you're not supposed to". That being said, I think it's possible that Gaster will mirror Flowey in some ways. In Undertale, when you reach New Home and hear Flowey's monologue, he's basically talking as if he's literally just played the game a bunch of times and even got to the genocide ending. Because he represents a player willing to do anything just to squeeze more fun out of a game. I think Gaster might have a similar role, but represent someone who's hellbent on finding out secrets. A mad scientist circumventing the rules of the game to find out exactly what could be lurking behind the code, just like a dataminer who finds out that there's hidden dialogue behind freezing all darkners in Chapter 2. I think Gaster will be the final boss of the Weird Route, and not be fought at all in a normal route.

>>530039515
the Dinosaur Nutella Puncher list

>Gaster wants you to finish the game no matter how hard it is
is Gaster actually Segata Sanshiro?

>>530034954
Noelle is just doelet.

>>530029926
THE FORMER. MORE CHAOS, ENDLESS SHIPPING WAR

>>530039831
Pretty weird to be a doelet when you have two tall parents. Did Rudy get cucked?

>>530030310
The Alarm Clock dialogue says she's still hanging with the other ghosts

Papyrus sounds like specifically Gnarkill Skeletor

>>530039914
Both Carol and Rudy got cucked. The result of double-cuck is Noelle.

SUPER FAVE BALL

>>530038703
There is something implied about the goners but very little

>>530039850
YES! CHAOS, CHAOS!
SUSELLE IS CANON AND WILL HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT
YOUR SHIP IS EVIL, CAN ONLY BE INSINUATED BY THE BAD ROUTES BUT EVERYONE WILL BAND TOGETHER TO KILL YOU AND THE ENDING SCENE IS A FIFTEEN MINUTE FRENCH KISS OF SUSIE AND NOELLE CELEBRATING (YOU) DEATH.

anyway tennafags are fucking retarded.

>>530039956
just looked at the dialogue and holy shit is this why she’s a pathetic little failure in all the fanart

>>530030310
Mew Mew is a fictional character, Anon. Magical girls aren't real.

>>530039831
>Noelle is just doelet
No she isn't.

>>530039414
the HUH list?

Doll Kris

>>530040183
Her parents both tower over her. She's either a doelet or still growing.

>>530040176
talking skeletons are real though right

Toriel when she sees an unsucked cock.

Can anyone give me some tips against fighting Jevil I'm stuck at the chapter 1 shard collecting its 10 retries already, how I am supposed to beat him?

>>530040361
Yes, in context of DR/UT

>>530040413
git gud
if you play shooters then switch your movement to WASD in the settings, instead of the arrow keys

>>530040413
>he can't beat jevil while blindfolded
unironically get good

>>530040392
toriel when she spots an opportunity to ruin kris' reputation, friendships and her own good name all in one go.

>>530040413
use a controller if you have one

>>530040392
Kris' cock is unsucked

Noelle hates Chuds AND Jews!

>>530039414
the HMM list?

>>530040628
But she responded Spamton emails.

I honestly love the arguing of Toriel Fucked Sans/Toriel Didn't Fuck Sans this shit is hilarious.

>>530040413
There are tutorials on how to dodge certain attacks on YouTube. Also don't forget to wear armor. If you want to cheat, you also can count the number of turns, "random" act is not random.

>>530040628
now you united both sides of the spectrum (both autism and political) to rape her.