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>[FAQ]
https://rentry.org/alter-faq

How is Aesc?

Yuyu on the train...

>Make a porn vn about your history interest where historical figures are summoned like pokemon but as cute hot girls who fuck you
>becomes a multi billion franchise
Never underestimate your fetish anons.

How many hours till anniversary?

Does anyone know what NP level you need to fully max a servant with the Servant Coin changes on JP?
I want to do the GSSR with Melu, Crane, and Caren, but it also has Morgan and I already have her at NP5...

>>530041048
1 billion hours

STOP FUCKING ASKING

>>530041048
at least 3

>>530040950
She’s tired after having anal sex with me.

Tamamo!

how much until the maintenance starts?

taman

>>530041124
You mean…. Aescing?

Bros, I need to know how many hours are left until the anniversary?

>>530040804
If you have no Castoria and/or no Light Koyan you should roll on the one that has a 25% chance to get Castoria or the one that has a 33.3% chance to get Light Koyan.

>>530040950
https://grandorder.gamepress.gg/c/servants/savior-aesc

How many hours until Kazura release?

My fellas please tell me when the 8th anniversary comes out?

>>530041295
NP1 Castoria and NP2 Light Koyan, I’m not in a hurry to get more of either unless the attack up from Castoria’s extra NP level matters

>>530041428
the last 2 digits of my post

>>530041413
Thousands of hours

>>530041428
June 25th.

Joeveralls

Do we have a dark magician or necromancer in fgo?

Kama Love!

8th anniversary when

How long until the pizza arrives?

>>530041606
Guda summons the spirits of the dead to fight for him, so he's a necromancer.

>>530041660
30 minutes

>>530040894 (OP)
They don't even have the stream ready? It is so over

>>530041660
5 Frieza minutes

Wait is Destiny Summon 30SQ too? So we need 60 SQ for both GSSRs?
I guess I should buy some...

I like fgo because it’s the only gacha without trannies!

How long until alter dies?

>>530041897
45* the GSSR is 15 and destiny is 30

>>530041919
not until i die

My beautiful weeb wife!

Is it really a must to roll for NP2 Aesc? I was told that it’s highly recommended but I’m still not sure why

I don’t understand, how many hours are left till the anniversary?

>>530042032
NP4 is obligatory or else you're going to be locked from future relevant content.

>>530042032
Why do you think anon?

Let it out my fellow retards
https://poal.me/j1yjaw

>>530042132
Why, is it because of her anti-Evil extra damage? Not too sure just from looking at her NP, plus doesn’t Caster dmg modifier hurt her damage

>>530042032
Her last ascension is a Morgan so she's a must-NP5.

Do you like Kazura's personality?

>>530042474
5 words or less

>start Saber Alter’s interludes
>other servants got nerfed on summon and we need to fix their power
>oh no she is full power here but (You) aren’t up to it
>uses the Fuyuki Grail to reload the Orleans servants for a Boss Rush dropping the Humanity Foundation values of Fuyuki and Orleans into the negatives
>we fight shadows of the Berserkerfied servants in sequence and she outright makes us hold back to save 60% power for the final one
>it’s Jeanne Alter. Again. Or maybe the first time since Saber Alter is who instigated her into becoming an Avenger later
>we beat her into those conditions and Saber starts fighting seriously although clearly had zero issues or problems
>next interlude she reloads Septem instead
>bunch of civillization destroying golems and Altera, some Extella shilling with her origins
>we beat her
>royally
>Saber even mocks her as a disappointment but says the sword is a worth opponent
>basically declares Photon Ray is inferior to Excalibur and kicks her ass. Feels stronger over doing this
My God.
I’m not complaining but usually interludes justify some of their powerlevel stuff or try to use a non-servant boss for that (like Fafnir and opponents of his level being as powerful) but the favoritism is clear man. Saber Alter just comes super powerful from the start and the interludes basically tell you if she was there she’d have curbstomped those early Singularities, no nerfs, no issues, no buts.

>>530042132
Is she actually better than Tenga umu?

>>530042585
Yeah.

>>530042032
If you don't NP8 her at minimum, Nasu, Takeuchi and Albert will kidnap you at night, drive you out in the woods and put you down like a dog.

The real question should be when is Bob

Bom dia

>>530042810
17 days or so according to my calculations

>>530042927
Go back to sleep Sion.

>>530042567
They made her job to Galahad so

Gray
Rave
Crave
Deprave

>>530043105
I still don’t see the appeal of this character

>>530043140
rare

>>530043052
Not him, but that part always seemed retarded. At least with Mash it made sense that she would be caught off guard by Lord Chaldeas/Camelot, but here she personally knew the guy and what he could do. Why the fuck would she just try to oonga boonga him with Excalibur Morgan? Was she feeling suicidal that day?

>>530040894 (OP)
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>>530043165
She's like me if I was a cute girl and I wanted to lick my own feets

>>530043252
You don't belong here

>>530043284
Is he an impostor?

>>530043052
And Fafnir’s breath overpowered Lord Chaldeas in Orleans. Unlike Excalibur Morgan

hours until Aesc?

>>530043467
Since nobody gave a coherent answer, here is the answer: she is in 7 hours

>>530043252
>prismashit

>>530042567
Reminder that Saber Alter's NP1 is equivalent to other Buster AoE servants' NP3. She's the only servant with these numbers in the game's history.

Just a reminder Aesc is a flop

>>530043608
is there something wrong with liking prillya?

>>530042474
She sounds interesting, certainly

>>530043052
Galahad is above Grand level.

>>530043661
she won

>>530043719
Pedoslop is a wrong thing by itself

>>530043760
take off his dick out of your mouth

>>530043661
Her rate up only started on August 9th though.

>>530042440
Louhi thats not where food goes

>>530043284
You can try to deny it, but cunny will always be part of /Alter/ culture.

>>530042820
Bom dia, flor do dia.

>>530043743
Mentally unstable girls are hot.

>>530043467
>People like the mind raped Onahole

hot

I want a servant with a semi transluscent slime body like this

I want a girl servant who would wear those for me

Jalter

Aesc is my lovely wife.

Do you like the design of your waifu's halo?

When does the anniversary drop again?

When does the anniversary drop again?

Is it anniversary yet

>>530044721
>>530044785
NEVER

>>530043719
You're being trolled.

>>530045000
Hey when is the anniversary coming out?

>>530044523
Jilly

>>530045052
Billy
Rilly
Nilly
Frilly
Hag
Illy

When does the stream start?

>>530044615
>Mindraped onahole actually has fans somehow

Anni when?

>>530045047
From what I understand, there will be maintenance starting at around 1PM EST that will last for 5 hours, so we will be back online at 6PM EST (3PM west coast time)

Will Shrek restream it?

>>530044615
Your wife is a flop

>>530045306
At 1pm EST

horse sex when?

>>530045509
right after dog sex

5 MINUTES BROS

oberon soon?

>>530045642
until what?

Should I roll for Aesc or save for Alice?

>>530045559
awesome

>>530045485
Im just gonna go to sleep bye

>>530041606
Medea might be the closest we have

>>530045926
roll for the one who doesn't sleep on the floor

>>530046052
...who?

when is the maintenance?

>>530046217
1pm EST

>>530046217
after dog sex

>>530046237
2 hours left?

Thoughts?

>>530045365
Thank you that's really sweet

1 hour left

>>530046425
Remove Tez for a woman and you good

>>530046425
these are my thoughts

>>530046342
yes and then a 5 hour maintenance

>>530046506
my sensei can't be this cute

>>530046691
But I already have Kama... and she's the only good assassin besides WOOOO

Thoughts?
Archer = Durga
Caster = Castoria
Xtra Class 1 = Summer Skadi
Saber = Medusa
Lancer = Melusine
Assassin = Koyanskaya of Light
Berserker = Summer Ibuki
Xtra class 2 = Oberon
Rider = Sima Yi

No thoughts, only bobbing around

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESC!!!!

>>530046506
>Looks really goofy in her usual clothes
>Just taking off her hat makes her one of the hottest servants in the game
Will she ever be relevant again?

forghst>?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inZvNjTa3Ls

Is this true?

>>530047449
Yes, she is the Savior of FGO

>>530047449
Ask Grok.

This destiny gssr is so shit. I can’t even put Eric Bloodaxe in all slots.

>>530046425
Replace Skadi with Summer BB or Purin with Dark Koyan, depending on which one I get in the GSSR.

@BB should I roll for Aesc

>>530047449
>>530047507
@Gork does davinci has penis?

When is the stream?

A

E

G

>>530045306
Soon

G

A

Y

Y

>>530047019
Roll Kama again

B O B
O
B

I have most of the meta support stuff so now I'm just going for servants I like design wise or w/e

wow

>>530047689
>>530048307
>that Archer choice

aeggay???

>>530046425
>pick characters I dont have so destiny order guarantees me a new servant but im mostly lukewarm about most of them
>or pick all my np5 5*s so I could np6 and guaranteed 120 all appends unlocked
tough choice...

hehe

How would your waifu react if she saw you having sex with another Servant?

You think we'll get discounts for the paid sq?

>>530048863
For me it’s those things

>>530043052
Forget him. In Cuzilla’s interlude he kills a group of servants including her, Karna and Herk. Herk kept reviving so they all had a ton of mana

At what time today do I get to watch Albert molest Kawasumi live on stage?

>>530043165
How best to describe Xu Fu's appeal? She's like a best friend who's not popular and only you know how attractive she really is.

She looks great all tied up.

>>530048972
JP has discounts if you buy your sq on the aniplex website but NA doesn't have that feature yet

You can save 5% if you buy Google Play or Apple gift cards at Target with a Red Card but I think that's America only

>Lancer
I don't know who to pick. I crossed out the ones I already have, and I'm not really left with any servant that resonates with me.

>>530043165
She's really into anal sex

>>530048972
>greed
Don't let Albert see this post

>>530049350
I don't want to get my prostate pounded though.

>>530049229
What on Earth is going on here?

If they have tits they resonate.

>>530049232
I'm a burger with a red card and I pay full price because buying with 1 tap from google play is too convenient

>>530049263
Pick Melusine for gameplay then.

>>530049263
The gameplay pick is an np level on Lartoria or Enkidu, or take Melusine or Eresh

Did someone say fat elf milkers!?

>>530040950
Aesc is happy only if you roll both her and her daughter

>>530049623
Tittyfart....
I really wanted to like her, but boring animations, an un-fun and uncreative kit, and a really gay NP animation (that forces her out of her armor) made me roll for her, and then never touch her again.
I'm really sad about her legacy.

>>530049232
Costco used to sell those 100 dollar gift cards for 75 bucks. Sucks they stopped.

>>530049665
This is my Grand Order.

>>530049984
My grand order is a bigmac, and 20 chicken nuggets

>>530049984
>>530049665
Now that the dust has settled, does Morgan actually care about Bob? It never feels genuine.

>>530050092
you fat fuck

I forget, was adding in the pay options of 15 and 30 SQ implemented last year in JP, or this year?

>>530050154
i haven't ordered takeout in like 4 years...

>>530050208
Im pretty sure it was 9th anniversary it got added but its something 2-kun can definitely bring early to NA like destiny order

Gyaru servant > normal servant

Guess I'll roll to make Bob happy

so erm...where's aesc?

>>530050502
After maintenance

>>530050408
Gyaru does not equate to skank

>>530050569
It does in real life, pure gyarus only exist in anime.

>>530045378
You know it sweaty

>>530050408
Goth > Gyaru

>530050770
Why is her belt buckle melting like that?

>>530050881
>why is AI slop sloppy?

>>530049904
Those savings…

>>530050651
My hero.

>>530050635
Gyarus are practically extinct in real life.

>>530049665
this is gaslighting

>>530048972
No gacha will ever do time limited discounts on paid rolls because it would get an extremely negative reaction from everyone who had bought them previously. The best you can hope for is some sort of discount via subscription or other permanent discount-with-qualifier. That, or out-of-game discounts the other anon mentioned, like store rewards and discounted Apple/Google top ups.

Do we know how many hours are left until the anniversary?

How many hours until Aesc banner?

The time of Aesc's banner... got changed.

I want Zenobia

>>530051595
Asako' body fat % is so low. Would it even go *plap* *plap* *plap* if you sexxed her? Or would it go *klnk* *klnk* *klnk*?
>>530051628
6 hours from now.
Maint. starts in 1 hour, and it will last 5 hours.

I want sex

>>530051527
Kino

relaxing teen

You now remember her

>>530051873
I don't even know her name.

>>530051873
whomete?

>>530051873
I remember all genderbend servants

>>530051932
Hu Yan Zhuo

Plapping my wife in 6 hours!!!

Can one of you pls share the screenshot of the Zayd the Base(D) enemy?

>>530051873
where's her horse hoof?

>>530051873
You don't get to decide that.

wife

>>530051870
Teen belly

You now remember her

>>530052168
How could I forget the Grand Saber?

>>530052168
all I see is a static image bro?

What's the best move? GSSR first ot Destiny Order first?

>>530051873
How could I forget someone more popular than most Lostbelt Kings?

>>530052462
Flip a coin

Are we gonna have a meetup today at AX or no?

>>530052168
I don't like Musashi. She's shilled too hard. When it comes down to it, she's just a generic, booba samurai. Nothing special, no character.

>>530052462
GSSR, Destiny is for that final rush.

>>530052462
I'll do GSSR first. Depending on the result my Destiny roster could change.

>>530052741
Bob spotted!

>>530052750
trvke

>>530052246
She is grand nothing

>>530052462
wait, we're getting two guaranteed summons today?

>>530052959
Yes

Where Aesc??

>>530052959
Yes
the usual GSSR and the Density Order summon

>>530052168
Of course I remember Grand Saber.

What are the best choices for EXTRA II if I already have Oberon, Kuku, Draco, Melt and Kingprotea?

Does fatboi Albert still run these streams? HAvn't tuned in for years.

>>530053101
NP2 Kuku

>>530053101
Go for the Draco NP level obviously

>>530053131
Yes.
He is about to flirt with Kawasumi in 4~ hours.

>>530053101
Pick Yang.

>>530053178
Stop trolling

I love rolling!

>>530051870
Sex the teen.

>>530053101
Oberen is elder-god tier and will always be good. More NP is better.

But if you want variety, Goghie can cheese a lot of berserker challange fights.

Plan your destiny order carefully

>>530053178
She is NP5 already.
>>530053258
I did consider that but she is NP2 already, I don´t if its worth it instead of getting a new servant.
>>530053338
She is indeed among my strongest considerarionts.
>>530053532
Will consider it.

>>530053005
>>530053086
Is it paid quartz for each or are they making us pay extra for the Destiny Order?

I love Bluema

Should I do it bros

>>530053714
pooma

I like when girls(bobs) call me zako

>>530053702
Read over your question.

>>530053791
do it piggy

>>530053702
It's 15 paid SQ for the regular GSSR and 30 paid SQ for Destiny Order

>>530053101
Lady Avalon
Or Koyanskaya of Darkness
Or Ashiya Douman

>>530054018
I buy two big packs a month.

>>530054262
How can you afford that?

>120SQ today from bond levels
when it rains, it pours

>>530054569
Post Friend Code

30 minutes until FGO NA EoS

I thought the maintenance was now?

I will not give Albert or two my money

>>530054310
having a good job

>mfw have all the lancers, casters, riders and assasins that i want

i think that i'll skip this destiny order. How much does it cost anyway

>>530054724
can you pls hire me?

>>530053335
Oh god, does he still flirt with the JP voice actresses?AK48G

BB DUBAI

>>530054758
30 paid quartz

>>530054629
you seem alright but 95% of /alter/ are malicious retards and paid shills so I'm not posting my FC
I don't want these people in my list

>>530054973
Francis Dubai

Did Anime Expo get banned on twitch..? How are we supposed to watch the stream now?

>>530055194
Duryo Dubai

>>530055249
erm on youtube like always??

>>530050147
How can she be a bad mom if she cooks this good?
>It never feels genuine.
She's just not good at showing it, she's a socially awkward nerd

>>530055291
>Anime Expo Lite 2025 Day 3
Are these not just random hosts going over random bullshit?

POST FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>530055249
do you really wanna waste your time watching those retards. It's not like they're gonna say something new or important

>>530055430
>random hosts going over random bullshit
are these streams ever anything else, ever, ever?

It's so much money for 2 PNG's, but still I'm tempted..FUCK

>>530055463
What if we get coin fix early

>>530055719
we will not.

post booba

>mfw it close midnight in SEA
Will aesc banner come up In the morning

>>530055782
We got Jalter's animation update early and the new UI early

Good morning bros!
How many hours till anniversary?

Imagine your favorite servant trimming her toenail

>>530055249
Who watches twitch these days? That place is worse than kick.

Is the stream on aniplex channel

>>530055894
Giving use these things early does not mean potential losses for Lasagna
giving us coinfix early might cause retards not to roll where they would otherwise roll. If they could get away with it, they would not give us
coinfix at all.

>>530056049
This guy’s art style is gross

>>530055854
Probably

>>530055275
Trash character in the outfit of a trash character

>>530053714
Did Kali always have a skeleton tail?

>>530056004
>Is the stream on aniplex channel
lol, there's no stream. Prepare for EoS.

>>530053714
Why her feet are exposed lorewise?

When does the stream start?

>>530055183
Okay. Thats fine

>>530056049
Hag sex

>>530056448
strem o clok

>>530053094
i thought she had been nuked from the throne how was she the grand?

I had to rush through some of the advanced quests so I could have them all done, and I realized that Draco fucking destroys most of them. You can just ignore all the gimmicks and have her kaboom the boss to instantly clear it.

>>530056697
She's Musashi.

>>530056697
Because she’s not theres even a fucking tweet telling people that the grand battles aren’t the canon grands after the stream took place.

>>530054569
Whats your CE set up?

>>530056749
Tits too big

>>530056749
And the ones Draco has problems doing, Space Erish would clear easily.
Beasts are strong.

>>530052462
If your choices overlap then GSSR. That way you can adjust if you get your target.
If they don't then go DO first. You can get spooked by literally anyone in the Destiny summon. Even a limited.

>>530056974
>>530056749
Or you could just use a berserker

>>530056749
Sodom's Cow

Since we’re already in Ordeal Call, how come the seven Lostbelts haven’t been condensed into a “Main Record 2” like the singularities and EORs yet?

I'm working 12h shifts 6 days a week and still need to do all of OC1 and 19 Adv Quests before Summer comes around
Wish me luck bros

>>530057304
part 2 is not over yet

>>530057304
Ordeal Call is still Part 2 anon.
The story of the Lostbelts isn't over yet, absolutely nothing has been resolved and explanations have at best been VERY lightly hinted at.

Why is it so small though?

>>530057390
Or is it?

>>530057325
do it while at work, lol.

>>530057661
name this bob

>>530057163
>Gets clapped by forena

My mom said it's okay to be small

Maintenance has begun!!!

>>530050147
Bob being in danger was literally the one thing that caused her to let her guard down and get killed

>Saber's downfall is because she neglects her child
>Morgan's downfall is because she loves her child

Like pottery

>>530057325
If you work in a civilized country just call in sick for a few days.

AIEEEE my AP...

Bobs support servant when

>>530057890
Saber's mistake was not killing Mordred.

I'M GONNA FUCKING OVERFLOW NOOOOOOO MY BRAPPLES

>>530057489
I thought Lostbelts were part 2 and Ordeal Call is part 2.5?

>>530056870
For bond farming, bond CEs on everyone, but Imaginary Element on Gareth.
For normal gameplay
Apex on Kijyo Koyo
Victor of the Moon on Vlad [Extra]
Sign of Smiling Face on Mary Anning
Galaxy Keraunos on Semiramis
Aerial Drive on Gareth (Saber)

>>530057884
Give her more alcohol

so if Suzuka doesnt want me to misunderstand why does she also get in the way of other girls like Melu or Tamamo?

>>530058081
You thought wrong.

>>530058047
She did kill Mordred.

>>530058156
Damn, I wonder what the actual part 2.5 is going to be like then, probably some unholy lovechild of EOR and Ordeal Call that’s total filler?

why did Albert shut down the servers?

5 hours????

>>530047449
what is this about? Looks very sketchy. Why should I take anything he says seriously when he is shilling the currency used to buy the very thing he is reviewing?

5 free sq holy based

MY AP IS OVERFLOWING AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>530057304
Part 1 concluded with Solomon
Part 2's ending has been put on hold for years so they could keep milking it because they know once the arc concludes a lot of people will lose interest in the game

>>530058332
It says right there it's reputable and safe

i just got a notif about ap...

bros, I...

>>530058402
>Bloodlusted battletard who thinks about nothing but killing
Do you guys really have such low standards

Time to wait.

>>530058017
Bobs support me just by existing

It’s over…

Bros, I have 40ap to spend but I got the maintenance message.

>>530058521
One of the few times I agree with the YouTube comments that it is shady, else anons here would had been sharing deals and totally not get janny reported.

>maintenance ends after midnight

No...

>>530058017
That's called summer skadi, most bobs are quick or buster

>>530058772
And who's your favorite, Mr High Standards?

>>530059029
Пocпишь хoтя бы

>>530059027
Is he activating his Persona?

my ap is getting killed as i post this

>>530058764
It's over, they've begun shutting down the servers.

Does anyone want to share Switch 2 friend codes while maint is on?

>>530059338
No I don't want to play the only game they have on the Switch 2.

https://files.catbox.moe/2vw6c8.jpeg
who gives the best rimjobs and who gives the cheapest rimjobs?

>>530059338
we're not nintendrones so we didn't buy that overpriced slop

when does maintenance end?

>>530059257
God I hope so.

>>530059338
maybe later
left mine at mom's house

>>530058332
>Looks very sketchy.
It is.
Basically you are paying him to spend the money you give him on SQ for you in a cheaper region and he pockets some (or all) of the change.

This is sketchy for two reasons:
- He'll probably scam you and run off with the money
- Even if he doesn't, Google and devs both hate this shit and will ban you for suspicious behaviour if you region hop purely for purchases

>>530059395
Switch 1 friend codes as well then?

>>530059471
5 hours

>>530059578
No, i'm busy with Death Stranding 2.

>>530059438
>No high heels
0/10

Another idea to pass the time during maint - let’s discuss who you think should play each Fate character in live action, I’ll start:
Saber - Oprah Winfrey

>>530059769
Emiya - Samuel Jackson.

>>530058521
I mean, it is reputable in the sense that he stakes his own reputation on it.
What he is going to do if you go for it is have you transfer your account to one of his burner phones, he will then put the cash you pay him onto a third world google account connected to said phone, buy the cheaper SQ using it, pocketing the difference, and finally give you a transfer code so you can get your account back.
Whether it's safe really depends on what you think is going to happen if a Google Account like that gets deleted or otherwise found out.

>>530059769
Lancer - Woody Harrelson

>>530059769
Illya - Zendaya

>>530059769
I don't know
Who is the prettiest female child actress?

>>530059438
>horsecock scat raceplay artist
yucky

>>530059438
me as the horse on the left

>>530059338
>nier on sale
>can't buy it on switch 2
Fix your game Yoko Taro.

>>530059338
>>530059578
Tendies are not welcome in /alter/.

>>530059851
>>530059921
>>530060029
Saber - Oprah Winfrey
Archer - Samuel L. Jackson
Lancer - Woody Harrelson
Illyasviel von Einzbern - Zendaya
Rin Tohsaka - Awkwafina
What else?

>>530059438
Lipstick rings are pretty hot. I often include them when generating FGO AI porn.

>>530060114
But FSN, Extella, Extella Link, Emiya Gohan, Mahoyo and Tsukihime re are all on Switch….

>>530060171
Gilgamesh - Mads Mikkelsen

>>530060171
Sakura - Brie Larson

>>530060171
Shirou- Adam Sandler

>>530060054
>this poster was cucked by a horse

>>530059561
i know the video and i hope that tard gets banned and takes his channel with it

Shinji - Jim Carrey

>>530060298
>>530060362
>>530060372
>>530060597
Saber - Oprah Winfrey
Archer - Samuel L. Jackson
Lancer - Woody Harrelson
Gilgamesh - Mads Mikkelsen
Shirou Emiya - Adam Sandler
Rin Tohsaka - Awkwafina
Sakura Matou - Brie Larson
Illyasviel von Einzbern - Zendaya
Shinji Matou - Jim Carrey
Alright, we’ve got a good cast going, any ideas for Taiga, Medea, Medusa, Kojirou and Kirei?

Which one will (You) choose, /alter/?

>>530060713
Leslie Nielsen would’ve been amazing as Kirei

>>530060794
Neither

>>530060794
Bobs

>>530060794
>4000 year old jaded hag or cute 16 year-old girl

Aesc is so much better it's not even funny.

I choose your mother, dumbass.

>>530060713
Medea - Rebecca Ferguson

Why is there maintenance?
Who asked for it?!

>>530060868
Aesc is also a hag but not a mega hag
Castoria is the only one who's near your age

Death Stranding event when?

Is this legit?

>>530060924
It's the anniversary bro

>>530060868
Have you considered blue lipstick on your cock and balls

>>530060868
Silly anon, ageless spirits of the planet cannot be hags.

>>530060713
Sacha Baron Cohen- Cursed Arm Hassan
Ryan Gosling - Kojirou

>>530061027
Most likely not.

>>530061027
He literally posted screenshots of the whole process anon, what more proof do you want?

>>530060713
Kelsi Monroe - Medusa

>>530060713
Taiga - Gal Gadot

>>530061027
I've played this game for 8 years. I'm not trusting my account to some jeet overseas who has no incentive not to fuck me up, because this whole process is 100% against GooglePlay & F/GO tos.
If something goes wrong, you're fucked. And if nothing goes wrong? Your F/GO or google account might get sanctioned today, tomorrow, in a week, or in a month.
It's not worth it for me.

Is NP1 Tony enough?

>>530061027
Wait, so you tranfer your account to someone else? He's stepping up his game

>>530060924
Its our late delayed anniversary bro

>>530060924
idk bro its going to increase summons via blueballing everybody or something its Alberts latest evil scheme

>>530061787
That's not even Tony.

>>530060804
>>530060904
>>530061105
>>530061343
>>530061589
Saber/Artoria Pendragon - Oprah Winfrey
Archer/Emiya - Samuel L. Jackson
Lancer/Cu Chulainn - Woody Harrelson
Rider/Medusa - Kelsi Monroe
Caster/Medea - Rebecca Ferguson
Assassin/Sasaki Kojirou - Ryan Gosling
True Assassin/Hassan-i-Sabbah - Sacha Baron Cohen
Archer/Gilgamesh - Mads Mikkelsen
Shirou Emiya - Adam Sandler
Rin Tohsaka - Awkwafina
Sakura Matou - Brie Larson
Illyasviel von Einzbern - Zendaya
Shinji Matou - Jim Carrey
Taiga Fujimura - Gal Gadot
Kotomine Kirei - Leslie Nielsen (but he’s dead)
We’ve completed our official fancast for a live action Fate, would you be excited for this cast and would you watch it?

>>530061027
Was his reputation worth so little? How much did that faker sell-out get???

>>530061589
kal el no

>>530059438
Today I learned that there is a horseshoe_tattoo tag on boorus.

>>530062021
Yeah, sure!
This cast is pure kino

Would (you) a Shuten?
>pros: seggs, booze
>cons: both of those and more will probably just kill you

>>530061879
that's the thing im always blueballed. *turns into the hulk*

>>530061787
No

>>530062147
the Blulk

Children servants...

>>530062021
Hmm

>>530061984
Not even orange with strips.

dog

Would you kiss those?

>>530062329
Fug

>>530062329
What is Castoria mad about

>>530062442
Everything

Surely we're getting the bro campaign after maintenance

>>530061789
I remember that some FGO streamer had used such a service and the other dude did a chargeback since that literally doubled the amount of money he got. The streamer's account then got banned.

When is the panel?

So, Anni tonight?

what the fuck? I was going to play the game!

>>530062637
2 hours and some change

>>530062637
>>530062667
check back tomorrow

Summer Russian cat soon

>>530062637
>>530062667
3 hours and 11 minutes untill Asec banner goes live.

>>530061027
seems legit.

Aesc immediately after being rolled by me

Pray for me bros for I am a subhuman who didn't have the self-control to save for pity. I want Aesc and can only hope she wants me too.

>>530062828
Next year, brosarovich

>>530062879
This is a 5 hour maintenance that started one hour ago.

Too many Bobs...

>>530062139
Yeah but she would cuck me ;_;

Aesc's big aessc on my face.

>>530060998
Nah castoria was revive multiple times she is not near our age at all

I picked my hagwife in real life and in game

I want EoS, not Anni

>>530063207
Not the Chinese dresses...

Does Aesc banner really start right after maintenance or will we end up having to wait until daily reset

>>530063237
Castoria(chaldea) or Castoria(real one)?
Anyway she only lived 16 years even inside AA's simulation

Is Sei's VA birthday today!

>>530063457
Should be right after reset

>>530063569
I only watched jojo of all these shows

>>530063569
Cute hapa.

>>530063569
Isn’t she currently taking a break from all activities due to her PTSD diagnosis :(

>>530063569
I never heard Sei before and I've never watched any of those animes.

>>530063457
>>530063724
Lol I meant right after maintenance

>>530063040
Why did you turn her into a hamster?

>>530063569
>AI

>>530062021
5 more and you can make a hunger games.

>>530063306
Best I can do is FGO2 which is totally and surely in development by now

>>530063569
happy birthday

4 more hours until banner
what do I do? Do I goon? Do I work out? Do I nap?
So many possibilities...

>>530064327
work out + goon + nap

fgo 1.5

>>530064426
It was called epic of remnant

>>530064327
If you nap you stop thinking this bending reality to speed up 4 hours when you wake up.

>>530064464
more like BORING of remnant

>>530064327
why not all 3 at once?

>>530064539
Wrong, you're alone with your thoughts for 4 hours and afterwards forget about it so you can be luled again by this trap the next day

Why maint at this hour and not during the night like always?

>>530064327
I'm taking AI prompts I found on /trash/ and using them with Servants.

>>530064820
Because they don't know how to implement something without maint
Jp knows how to do it so they just have banners mid-panel

>>530064820
Epic basedfacing surprise!

>>530064820
Easier to control the hot periods.

>>530063032
>is an irredeemable scumbag whose only regret in life is that he didn't enslave more people
>also one of the most soulful characters in the game
What went so perfectly right?

>>530065017
This.
ALWAYS roll the first seconds after maint. The quicker the better.

Saber alter is constipated
Regular saber isn't

>maint at this hour
I'm at full AP and it will all be wasted. Account bricked should I reroll?

>>530065061
The power of being faithful to your lore

>>530065061
in a game full of dindus the guy who is just selfish and greedy is a refreshing change of pace

Why 1-6? Those are my peak gaming hours, how the hell am I supposed to pass the time until dinner now? Why not 4-9 or something, you know, when everyone is asleep

>>530064541
>he didn't like Shimousa
Soulless retard

>>530065464
Play on your switch 2

>>530065472
Shimousa is one of the worst chapters on FGO

what lucky bag do you get?

>>530063569
egyptians are black irl

>>530065570
I guess I’m going Lady Avalon et al. I want Morgan and Melusine and Amor, but I feel I can’t risk getting np2 Crane

>>530064963
What kind thread on /trash/ do people post prompt lists?

Is summer Skod that better compared to regular Skod? I'm thinking about putting caster on my destiny GSSR because I don't have any of the two, and I want to use my quick aoe servants to farm, but I don't want a heavily powercrept support

Thoughts on these gentlemen?

>>530065850
I just download AI images and extract the prompts.

>>530065570
GSSR companion says I should pick this one.
But I'm spooked. Every banner has like 1 or 2 servants I like, so my chance of getting fucked is high. There's no banner where I like every servant.

>>530065945
>hey Guda what's up with Limbo
>"grrrr he got what he deserved... dying slowly and painfuly... that sack of shit..."
Why do (We) seethe that hard at him, and chill around people like Gilles de Rais like nothing?

>>530065570
Where are the pools with the guys?

>>530065924
Mating press

>>530066118
Gay

>>530066180
i didnt bother screenshotting those because nobody would ever roll them anyway

>>530065945
Muramasa sex

>>530065570
either of the bottom 2
>dont have THIGHS or rikyuu, would be happy getting them
>np6 Kukulcan would mean I can max her out
>np2 britomart would be worst result since I dont really use her but its not a 'fucks sake im mad' result
>dont have saberdusa/durga/johanna and happy getting them
>np2 tiamat would be sweet though I havent used her much for farming

>>530064963
show results please?

>>530065945
Brolga daddy issues

>>530065945
>Left might as well be a literal power rangers villain, complete joke from start to finish
>Center did something once then became irrelevant for the rest of the story
>Right was just clapbait from the start, did nothing at all
Are the apostles the most mismanaged antagonists of the franchise

>>530065924
mating press

>>530066079
>Takasugi
>Homete
>dogfucker tranny
What is this shit so I know to avoid it

>>530066268
But I want Muramasa and Tezca

>>530066294
>np6 Kukulcan would mean I can max her out
Don't you need like NP8 now with the extra skills?

>>530066417
Not with the bond coin fix
It retroactively adds exactly 240 coins to the bond levels to even out to NP6 again

>>530065924
Mating Press
slightly higher quick buff for NP looping than normal skadi+attack buff, she also gives 100% buster crit so you could use her in a buster crit comp where you want to use crits to kill a enemy like with ciel

>>530065924
ruler skadi probably better desu. I have both and will always pick ruler over caster if not both.
caster has enemy defense down + quick up + np up and the better NP, but those aren't in play much.
ruler has party attack up + quick up + buster crit up + np up + c star bomb

>>530065924
I need all 3 Skadis to farm the Luluhawa node with Jets.

>>530066417
It's still np6 because they increased the bond coins. Why would anyone roll np6 of that shitty servant is questionable though

>>530066386
baby needs to be spoonfed?

>>530059072
Zenobia and Erice

I just played that horsegirls game that just got localized and it was boring as fuck. It's a shame as the girls are cute but the "gameplay" is garbo.

>>530066417
JP seething made 2-kun dogeza apologize and add a hotfix giving more coins in return so people who rolled for np6 could still max their appends

I just woke up
When Aesc

How many hours till anniversary?

>>530066771
At least 1

>>530066771
4 hours more or less

why the fuck is there a maintenance in the middle of the day? they are supposed to happen at midnight while I'm sleeping

Steve Buscemi should become a CEO of FGO NA

>>530066992
go back to bed

We need more footslut trait female characters in this game

>>530066992
Generating images of Servants snowballing is a good way to pass the time.

>>530067180
I'm at work, you dingus, this is the time when I'm suposed to use my storm pods.

>maintenance
>at 2 pm on a saturday

I'm bored
someone do something funny

2 more hours until Albert will announce FGO NA EoS

I did the GSSR companion thing and went through all 6 rounds, why did it tell me page not found after I finished the whole thing??

>>530067440
Go to the service closet and take a nap

>>530067437
did not watch.

>>530067441
It’s 2:30am on a Sunday though?

>>530067621
good morning sir

>>530067536
they will keep our server alive after jp ends just for the nips to whale one last time on it to experience the ending again.

>>530067536
Please dont give me false hope

>>530067821
Me when my favorite servants get posted

>>530067690
wrong
they will cut the cord on us the moment JP announces EoS
then when FGO2 rolls around it'll be JP only since the global branches failed to turn a profit

What the fuckity-fuck is this for?

>>530067905
there will never be a fgo 2, Nasu will make a new fate ip as always

We'll be 4 years behind on fgo2 btw

HOLY SHIT


SPEED UP ANNOUNCEMENT?

>>530067990
>PDT
nuke the worst coast

>>530068154
Hero Neisan is a true hero...

>>530068125
it was cool 2 years ago

>>530067564
because it's my website, and you were being a faggot to me earlier. fuck you.

>>530068125
can't be aesc
she's not cool

>>530068125
more likely to just be Extra Record stuff
That's still coming out this year right?

>>530068125
He's just saying that Tony isn't hot

>>530068125
I'm not falling for that

>>530067990
EoS

>>530068125
Why would Kita have insider info?

Wait so anniversary after maintenance?

>>530068429
Maybe

>>530068429
Maybe

>>530067821
I live in her btw

>>530068429
can you ask again?

>>530068571
>he lives in Mexico City

Hola.

>>530068125
I will never forget about Alberts vacation stream where they hyped us up and nothing happened. There is no more hope for this game.

Wtf why are the links to this stream so hidden, anyone got the youtube link.

>>530068154
That was pretty funny.

Why do you hate Albert so much, bros? I'm doing my best to make the game fun to read for you

>>530068125
Real?

>>530068125
>EN dub announcement

>>530068429
Nyesn’t

>>530067821
why is she white

>>530068728
It's a paid stream anon.

>>530068728
https://www.youtube.com/live/HTeJmc-4EDQ

>>530068125
They say that every single year

>>530068728
there is never a link for panels at conventions, you need to be there in person

>>530068773
Because I'm the one who should be having cocaine fueled yacht orgies not him.

>>530068774
Bro that's Korea
They're better than us

fgo on steam soon

>>530067990
I keep asking why these fuckwits can't send OS notifications before maints.

>>530068829
You should go back to twitter touristbro

>>530069078
>playing mobile games on steam
but why?

>>530068784
>EN dub announcement
but every character is voiced by albert

>>530069183
Fujimaru will be

>>530069178
So your friends can know you're a gooner

>>530069078
No point since the game is ending soon

I'm putting Arjuna on my destiny GSSR to make things more exciting.

>>530069317
>friends
???

Is Aesc the Savior a full name or a title? Is her name just “Aesc”? Is her middle name “the” and her last name “Savior”?

>>530069178
why not

>>530069432
Something for normies....

>>530069178
BA did it. I like that the top tags for the game are Cute and Funny.

>>530069515
Didn't it get banned?

>>530069454
If you have access to steam just play a real game, bro

>>530069454
maybe i will play uma after all

>>530068125
Barefoot costumes for female servants????

>>530069538
It's back with more cunny

>>530068125
its albert and kawasumi marriage announcement

>>530069362
Post GSSR later, or fake

>>530069603
I only play gacha games.

>>530069178
FGO because of the great visuals and music during story. I played LB6 on bluestacks.

>>530069632
Try it out during maint

>>530068125
>>530068774
if they were gonna do something absolutely top-tier it'd be something like immediately starting the grand class system ahead of schedule, not gonna hype myself up for albert saying "we made 100 FP roll a thing, pls clap!!"

>>530069720
Except the game is like sub 720p

NEWS

If you are alone in a room with a computer just masturbate desu. Mobile games are for when you cannot freely masturbate desu.

>>530069926
Post the one with mom tits

Why are the Rider and Caster pools so shit? Am I really going to have to put Bakin and Miss Crane into my destiny order and risk getting either?