Making shoes disappear Edition

>News:
Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138
Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121
Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108
Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99

>Wiki:
https://bg3.wiki

>Mods:
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/

>FAQ:
>Q: How often should I long rest?
>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.
>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?
>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.
>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?
>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.
>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?
>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.
>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?
>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.
>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?
>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.

>Polls:
>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6
>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ
>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA
>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnY

OP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpasta

Previous thread: >>529667152

>"Aren't you going to thank Halsin, Tav?"

Can you put some effort into choosing the picture for the OP? We only get one of these every 3 or 4 days now.

>>530070317
I made sure to make the op this time to not have some boring ass ingame screeshot from act 1

The earthy, pungent musk of Halsin's thick and wrinkled balls
The sickly sweet scent of goodberry
The unrestrained shouts of ecstasy from Shadowheart, heard by everyone in camp
The quiet slopping and grateful moans of Tav cleaning up

>>530069712 (OP)
>Making shoes disappear
And appear in your anus. Promised to show you magic, right?

who is the most fertile bg3 girl?

>>530070486
Cute, funny & canon.

>>530071019
Minthara. Already pregnant

>>530068051
>>530071037
please stop spamming and samefagging

>>530071019
minthara had a cut prego questline

Missionary with Astarion

>>530071194
But I'm not spamming or samefagging?
Are you ok?

>>530071149
>>530071215
minthara is like 500 years old
her babies would be autistic for sure

>>530071194
?

>>530071215
Who got her pregnant?

Why does the schizo have to ruin the general?

i like female cazador. she's a dominatrix who keeps this filthy male (astarion) in a cage, chains him and whips him. sometimes castrates him but he's a vampire so it regenerates. and when astarion is free, he gets his revenge and rapes her. after this he asends and his mistress dies knowing he did it to her

>>530072173
either the player if they romanced her or an unnamed male, they were two different tags for her pregnancy

>>530072173
A goblin

>characters don't automatically avoid detected traps and instead just walk right into them
They made them use jump to avoid hazardous surfaces when following the MC, I'm sure they could've coded this too.

>>530072668
They do it SOMETIMES. The auto-follow pathfinding is fucked in places.

>>530072197
Get used to it. The malignant autist will never leave

>>530071536
I am autistic too, so?

>>530072564
Was there an ending to that quest where the child is born and you three move in to a home as a loving family forever

>>530072197
BG3 WARPED the /crpgg/ schizo, and since then it has led some autistic personal crusade against this general, whose continued existence for two years must feel like some kind of personal slight. Fortunately, it can only samefag so much within 750 posts, and the thread generally does a good job at ignoring its pathetic existence.

>>530073705
yeah, three of you. you, shaddy and halsin

>>530073525
shadowheart's writer really seems to like halsin

>>530072564
I can see why they cut that. Anyone who romanced her as a female character would be pissed off

>>530073525
it's crazy how much she loves and wants him

>>530073525
Broke 8000 chuds

>>530073764
you made him big mad kek

Bros... be honest with me. I haven't played the game and am in the early stages. I want to romance Shart but I'm afraid she'll actually cuck me with Halsin. Is it like an actual cuckold thing where she fucks him no matter what you do or say, or does she ask to fuck him, or is it a Garrus/Tali thing where she fucks him if you don't fuck her first? Is it apart of some ritual? What is it? I don't get it and I'm scared. I need to know because I don't want to waste my romance on her if she's going to cuck me.

Why has Larian stopped talking about this character?

is it true about how being with Halsin permanently changes Shaddy's "scent"?

>>530074298
>Is it like an actual cuckold thing where she fucks him no matter what you do or say
she will dream about sex with him (you have no choice in this)
then offer to have a three way with him and you at the brothel

i like korean dramas boy idols with small penises and i want to romance cazador

>>530074298
it's optional cucking, she will flirt with him in act 3 several times whether you like it or not if they're both in your party

>>530074308
they are racis

>>530074298
Her desire for him is deep in her code. Think of them like soulmates. If you romance her, the best you can think of is basically getting in the way of that.

>>530074470
It's over... who will not cuck me? Will the frog cuck me? What about the Demonic futa girl I haven't met yet? Or the purple elf fought and reloaded 10 times to knock her unconscious without killing her?

>>530074532
But the writers said Shadowheart and Lae'zel are soulmates

Oh Shadowheart my sweet shadowheart...what does he have that I don't?

>>530074298
>filename
lae'zel legit saves you because you were actually transforming that night and only the intervention of the dream guardian stops the transformation, so once again lae'zel did nothing wrong

>>530074298
She gets a "Shadowheart disliked that" if you turn down a threesome with him, she's dreaming about him a lot and they're kind of a canon couple where if you romance her, it's pretty clear she's cheating on you with him.

>>530074668
No one wants to see your ugly male Tav, or read your insipid "new" player questions. Fuck off.

>>530074668
>Will the frog cuck me
nope. monogamous as fuck

>>530074769
that's a cool looking bard tav shut the fuck up

>>530074843

>irrelevant off topic non in game screenshot
>this is what they're reduced to
goddamn dude

>>530074298
No cucking. She doesn't fuck him without your consent.

>>530070159
he's so dreamy

>>530075051
what are you crying about today?

>>530075051
>extremely relevant post from lae'zel's writer
>noooo i don't want to see it

>>530074668
Shadowheart is pure and monogamous and she killed Halsin. It happened in my game when Shadowheart was my character.

>>530074843
yeah, she and orpheus don't need anyone else involved

Settle down /bgg/

>>530074754
I supposed if I wanted I could reload a save from like 4 hours ago and kill him and destroy the Grove, right? Or maybe I could just kill him some other way? Would that fix it? Maybe I should have left that whore on the octopussy ship. Hmm... maybe I can still romance her, but make it an abusive romance, hit her often and then cheat on her with Lae'zel?

For me, it's Lae'zel x Gale

>>530075619
if you kill him you cannot solve a major problem in act 2

>>530075619
>bargaining stage

>get up in the middle of the night
>Shaddy isn't there
>"huh weird, must be out for one of her midnight strolls"

>>530075786
Which problem is that? Hitting Shadowheart's g-spot?

imagine being fat fuck toadcel

>>530075786
a major problem: help halsin fuck two boys

Oak Father preserve us all.

am i autistic if i spend hours before each boss preparing an alpha strike so strong i kill them without taking any damage

>>530075619
up to you how much you're willing to put up with someone (who doesn't want to have sex with you) very obviously preferring someone else, whether he's alive or dead

>>530075879
>a lake
that's her midnight swimming

>>530076021
Yes. It's not the right kind of autism either.

>>530070486
Nature's bounty ;)

It's crazy how self-indulgent the Halsin dialogue is in-game, but then Larian avoids shipping them like the plague on social media. It's all ShartxKarlach or ShartxLae'zel on there. Why would John Corcoran write her like that in the first place if he wasn't going to stand behind it?

>>530076073
>>530076073
>up to you how much you're willing to put up with someone (who doesn't want to have sex with you) very obviously preferring someone else, whether he's alive or dead
Why would I care what women want?

I prefer Astarion raping Shart.

>>530076362
>posturing like this while being a massive simp
k

>dies from cringe

Halsin: I knew one of Reithwin's head masons. She was a good woman, and strong as an ox.
Karlach: Really? Are strong women your type, Halsin?
Halsin: I don't discriminate against any type.
Karlach: Truly a bear man of the people.

>>530076674
So is there any cucking if you never bring both Halsin and Sharty in your party? Is it like Morrigan flirting with Sten in DA:O where it won't happen if you don't bring them together?

>>530076674
larian never put that banter the game cause they're pussies

>>530075969
shadowcurse

Tav begging Withers to respec him into a druid

>>530076404
cute and canon

Why do all Sharties bring Big H to the brothel? Humiliation kink?

>>530076829
You will always know.

>>530076308
its just that im playing Honor mode for my first playthrough and im wary of ever risking it

>>530077119
Baldur's Gate is a dangerous place and Tav needs a big strong daddy to make them feel safe

>>530070159
>>530073525
>>530074754
>>530075879
>>530077135
imagine if your dad came in your room and saw all this saved on your computer

>>530077135
Reddit says she only asks to fuck Halsin if the player asks to fuck some Drow twins. Is that true, or does she just ask on her own? Why would anons be upset about her cucking you if you tried to cuck her first?

Anyone else have a problem like this?
One of my mod classes has an ability that develops a delay on its use.
Works fine when I load the game, but after a few minutes it takes like 5 seconds before the animation actually plays out.

>>530077491
>she only asks to fuck Halsin if the player asks to fuck some Drow twins
nope she establishes by using PAST TENSE that she already dreamt of sex with halsin more than a couple times

>>530077491
>reddit says

>>530077449
>implying he has one
toadcel and fatherless behavior are inseparable

>>530077491
>Is that true, or does she just ask on her own?
It's true. You have to hire the hookers for an orgy. She doesn't ever try to fuck other people on her own. No idea why you're responding to obvious trolls

>>530077491
No, I was just talking to the prostitutes about their lives and didn't ask for sex. One of them brought it up and Shadowheart agreed to it before I could respond.

How do I unlock this scene?

>>530077684
uh what? he has two fathers

>>530077309
An achievement without risk is meaningless. It's like sitting on an elevated position and throwing shit at Grym from complete safety until it dies. You didn't beat the boss, nor the game.

I hate when women have fantasies grrr

>>530078176
I used creamapi to unlock all the achievements

>>530078281
you're the one cuckposting thobeit

>>530078368
No im not

>>530078281
People like you brag about impaling Astarion because women like him and you're jealous.

>>530078176

>>530078484
women like halsin & gale, fat women like astarion

astarion: hot
astarion written by welch: cringe

>>530078691
and pretty women like wyll

>>530075627
>ISTIK ITS HASTE TIME
>yes dear

>>530078691
women like astarion, gays like halsin

>>530078936
see this hyena ear? that's how i make speed potions

>>530077585
>nope she establishes by using PAST TENSE that she already dreamt of sex with halsin more than a couple times
But when does she tell you this? After you asked to fuck some hot purple elf sluts? Because if I'm being honest, I've PAST TENSE thought about fucking every other woman I've met in this game. But I still wanted to romance her first.

>>530079112
see>>530077901

>>530074290
No, it's just the usual Saturday evening routine for the schizo. It's almost pitiable.

>>530078082
i thought that fat nigger had two moms

Wyll.

>>530079112
>After you asked to fuck some hot purple elf sluts?
Yes

we're so alive

>>530077801
I see. I'll play a Shadowheart romance this time, but if I don't like it I'll just play a new playthrough right after, and kill her as recompense, and fuck Lae'zel instead. We'll see

We need some love & harmony asap

If i convince Yurgir to kill himself do i miss out on the EXP of killing him myself?

>>530079784
no the game grants you the XP whether you choose violence or not

>>530079580
this general is only alive when talking about shart's sex life

>>530075627
gross, gale deserves better and the wizard antics would be more fun with minthara

>>530079763
Alcoholic skank

>>530079881

>>530080138
what's the joke?

>>530080239
its halsin o'clock

why does the toadcel samefag?

>>530079895
>gale deserves better
It's the other way around. Lae'zel deserves better than a selfish individual who can only think of ascending to godhood if his ambition is left unchecked.

>>530080750
>turning into a god is LE BAD

>>530079895
lmao minthara would just abuse the shit out of gale

>>530080838
Yes, in general, and in this case too. You need common values in a couple. Neither God Gale nor tenured professor Gale is a good match for Lae'zel. Even Shadow'zel, a ship often dismissed here, has one happy ending with both fighting together in the gith civil war. Some romances only work with Tav as the other half.

>>530081950
>has one happy ending with both fighting together in the gith civil war.
getting killed by vlaakith isn't a happy ending

i mean just the sheer contempt minthara has in her voice when she said
>the wizard? no.

do i give the potion of Everlasting Vigour to Minthara or Karlach

Where is manthyfag? Is he alright?

>>530081950
Lae'zel's best ending is staying in Faerun. Professor Gale won't be living in the wilderness and she can find a fighter job in his city.

Honest thoughts on white human male chaotic neutral thieves?

>>530083308
>he
I thought Mintharafag was non-binary. But really, only a man can call himself a fag.

>>530081950
>Even Shadow'zel, a ship often dismissed here, has one happy ending with both fighting together in the gith civil war.
I think the "happy ending for the ship is dumb because Shart has to throw her lifegoals aside either way.
>save parents
not only does she shelf her dream of living on a farm, she just straight up abandons her parents to live with her lover.
She doesn't even say goodbye and leaves them to fend for themselves.
>kills parents
her parents wanted her to become a Selunite Cleric that spreads the faith of Selune.
And now she's off to fight in a Gith civil war where no one gives a fuck about that.

Could argue that it works because Shart is happy and whatnot and this is what matters, but you get the idea.
Some origin companion romances struggle to work with each other because the situation post game vary massively and often require one companion to take a bullet for the relationship and shelve their lifegoals.
Works well with Tav because Tav is a blank slate and thus can fit onto any romance but origin are really contrived at times.

>>530084068
laezel doesn't have to go fight a civil war. iirc if you stay in faerun as laezel, shart will say she's gonna tag along with you in the epilogue. this is true even if you didn't romance her

>>530084068
Astarion works perfectly with everyone because he has no goals.

>>530083691
>Lae'zel's best ending is staying in Faerun.
...and traveling to wherever fate takes her, fighting the gith who are still loyal to Vlaakith. It will be a nomadic life of battle, never settling for the mundane and permanent. That's not who Lae'zel is.

>>530084068
>Some origin companion romances struggle to work with each other because the situation post game vary massively and often require one companion to take a bullet for the relationship and shelve their lifegoals.
Yes, exactly. Although it could be said that compromises are also key in a healthy relationship. It's a stretch for Shadowheart and Lae'zel as you explained, but it's still far more plausible than Lae'zel settling down in Waterdeep, while Gale punches the clock at his teaching job.

>>530085232
astarion's happy ending is sucking on rats in the baldur's gate sewers while running away from cazador

>>530085373
true

lae'zel's happy ending is actually becoming an arbitrator in the far future of 40k

and yes i named the dog shadowheart

>>530085339
Lae'zel needs to understand that it's not her responsibility and only her own life and happiness matters.

>>530085023
Why would she follow Lae'zel around? I thought Daddy Halsin was her soulmate?

>>530086009
based

>>530085232
Either being a sulking spawn who can't go out in the daylight or an ascended asshole would be a drag in any ship, I imagine.

>>530086492
doesn't matter in the underdark or astral plane

>>530086492
Being with Astarion is the greatest honor.

>>530069118
>They all have the same character model besides Karlach
Are Karlach`s boobs bigger than average? I won`t know because i won`t take girls clothes off for nothing

>>530086940
Tav...

>>530086967
Sounds more that everybody's using the default Body 2 average female model, and Karlach's using the Body 4 big girl model.

Speaking of which, has anyone actually made a body type 4 girl?
I never have.

Big girls are Body Type 3.

Who should I romance as a futa half-orc fighter?

>>530088493
Gale or Wyll

>>530088632
who tops?

>>530088848
Halsin

>>530088493
i romanced gale as a horc

>>530088848
You. Wyll never has sex and Gale only has weave sex

>extra encounters
>extra enemies in base encounters
>0.75x level requirements to go with a level 20 mod
Guess what level I am at the end of Act 1 (both Underdark and Mountain Pass).
Level 9

>>530090096
I instantly lost interest in the mod when I heard it was combat only. That said the scaling sounds okay if you're going to be level 20 by the time the game ends.

legit laugh out loud moment from lae'zel

i still can`t get over the fact that i failed to save Isobel and everyone died because of me

Oh Shaddy... why... why couldn't I bet enough for you...

Godey's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone!

>>530083864
>chaotic neutral thief

Ah, the subhuman swine makes its appearance again. A valuable regular.

>>530100737
Who are you talking about it`s not me is it?

>>530078176
>It's like sitting on an elevated position and throwing shit at Grym from complete safety until it dies
You can do that? Larian is retarded

>>530070159
Why is this guy such a meme here? He's usually dead in most of my runs so I don't know what he does to attain meme status.

>>530102407
he's shadowheart's canon love interest and people get mad at that

>>530074298
She doesn't actually cheat on you. I'm sorry shitposters have mislead you.

If you take her to the brothel with Halsin, she will reveal that she has been daydreaming of having sex with him for a while now, even while dating you. For some people this is crossing a line, but that line is not actual for real cheating, it's just sort of a red flag. It's up to you if you're ok with that or not. Some people say that's not actually cheating and they happily date her, other people say that's weird behavior and go with someone else. Both are fine.

if you don't go to the brothel, at camp Halsin has another scene where he propositions you for sex and will tell you to ask your current romance if it's ok for you to sleep around, and Shart is one of the characters who says go ahead, while most say no. Shart also says to tell her all the details, and that she will also "find her own fun" while you're with Halsin. So she's certainly written to be the poly queen, even if you don't go to the brothel. But once again, this is not cheating or cucking. An open relationship where both partners agree to have sex outside of the usual two is polyamory (if it's long term) or swinging (if it's short term). So again, this is either ok with you and you happily continue, or it's a weird red flag and you go with someone else, but either way it's not actual cheating/cucking.

Oh she also flirts with him a few times and calls his arms big and says she likes people with muscle and he offers to turn into a fish to help her learn to swim and a few other conversations, but those are minor.

None of the companions actually cheat on you, and it's a real shame that there are some shitposters in this thread who make poor innocent new people think they do.

For the record, Lazy also does not cheat on you. She only sleeps with Wyll/Asty if you already turn her down. You're not in a relationship with her when she does that, so obviously it's not cheating.

>>530103642
>I'm sorry
Why? The thing you replied to seems like a shitposter too.

>>530102407
Wyll is Karlach's unironic canon love interest and no one cares. Halsin is a side piece that the player can bring into an orgy with Astarion or Shadowheart. A couple anons here have been mindbroken by that for years at this point. Hundreds of pictures saved. An anon actually dedicated an entire playthrough to it. Copypasta spam in every new thread.

>>530104601
>no one cares.
>Wyll
choose both

>>530101669
Letting people do dumb shit like that is funny and based.

The issue isn't whether or not it's possible. It's about whether or not you're going to be a faggot who goes for that shit because you're too pussy to do the fight the normal way.

>>530103642
The specifics of this make her rank low on my overall roleplay game love interest hierarchy, but she's still at the top within this game, and then only because she's the most humanoid looking one with the cutest voice. If I had more long term human looking female love interests to choose from, then she might not make the list at all. The sad part is that if she had some daydream crush on any female character in the game, and offered a threesome with her, she'd be hailed as the best. I also feel like she's similar to Leliana in Dragon Age: Origins now -- both have a scene where they suggest a threesome (or foursome) with other characters (including the gay male elf Zevran in that game). And even though it's an optional dialogue, it still factors into my belief that Morrigan is the better romance, because she doesn't do that.
I'll keep romancing Shart and hope I don't accidentally stumble across some cuck shit that requires me to crossbow bolt her in the face and leave her with no resurrection scroll.

After i finish my blind honor run, i`m gonna make another Honor run where if any character dies they will be dead forever as i`ll not use Withers or any scroll of Revivify ever

dark urge is literally me irl

>>530106285
You don't actually have to attach a screenshot of your ugly avatar to every post! This is called avatarfaggotry, and is frowned upon, whether you're a longtime attention whore like the swine or a "new" player!

>>530074298
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>>530103642
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>>530106285
Personally, I think it has to do with expectations.

in act 1, Shart says that she is not the "third wheel type" and declines any threesomes, and she gets mad if you are not faithful to her. Then in act 2 she starts mentioning in ambient dialogue how physically attractive Halsin is, and by act 3 she is the poly queen companion that has multiple scenes where she approves and even disapproval if you back out of the threesome. So there is a certain element of a 180 degree turn in her characterization. Some people argue that it makes sense, because in act 1 she is the repressed cleric of an oppressive god and in act 3 she is free to be herself, but that doesn't really help the situation since that means "herself" is the poly queen, and also it doesn't make sense because we are told the sharrans in the cloister were sexually active with each other and their victims.

With Leliana, she's a super spy bard who uses seduction to get through her missions, whether it be information gathering or assassination. You know she's not a virgin and you know she is highly skilled at manipulation. So her being sexually open is not unexpected, and she never lies to you like Shart does. Shart actually says she's not the third wheel type. So expectations are a large factor in some people's negative reaction to Shart, but not negative reaction to Leliana.

Also, personally, I think Leliana is the absolute coolest romance in the third game and all of her prior flirty and flighty behavior is more than made up for. She became one of my favorite characters.

I would also propose that Zevran is actually secretly a loyal and deep character hidden behind a flip flirter, so he's also different for a different reason. I liked him a lot more over time, while my initial impression was very negative.

Talking about bioware characters from back when bioware was good makes me sad for [current year]. But that's a topic for another time.

>>530106285
>The sad part is that if she had some daydream crush on any female character in the game, and offered a threesome with her, she'd be hailed as the best.
she does cream her pants over karlach but karlach doesn't try to join in with the drow twins

>>530107168
toadcel exposed

>>530106916
It's an image board, I can post images of the game I'm discussing and the playthrough I'm doing. It also proves I'm not a shitposter, like the one anon (you) said. It's genuinely my first time playing this game, and I'm learning, but discussion of Shadowheart and Halsin seems to upset a schizoid here (you).

Tav's tummy is grumbling from all the goodberry pie
>HURRRK

>>530072482
hnnnng

>>530107275
>and she never lies to you like Shart does. Shart actually says she's not the third wheel type.
I don't think this is a lie, her writer is just a dumbass. Shart dumps you for sleeping around in act 2, but becomes the designated poly female romance in act 3. The poly romances weren't written until the very tail end of development. Her writer either forgot or didn't care about how he wrote her prior to that

>>530106285
>If I had more long term human looking female love interests

>>530107701
He who shall not be named wrote both Halsin and Shart.
Shart being into Halsin is just the writer cucking you because he is a disgusting pervert.

>>530107275
Yeah, the contradiction seems like a betrayal. She's monogamous until she decides otherwise, and wields polyamory against the main character to get what she wants without breaking off the relationship. Imagine finding out Mass Effect's Tali wanted to be monogamous in the second game, then suggests a threesome with a man in the third game. In that universe there is only a handful of Talimancers.

>>530107752
It's not the greenness... it's the Whoville nose.

>>530107701
I actually agree, and that relates to something else I've said many times, which is that I don't hold it against Shart, John is the one responsible for all of the problems. I genuinely believe Shart is a case of the writer failing to keep it in his pants while writing the character, and as the game went on (over the course of several years time) he just lost more and more self control and shame and eventually just threw in the bucket list of what he wanted on screen. So not only is Shart a poly queen in act 3, but the target of her polyamorous inclinations is none other than John's own personal self-insert. It's shallow masturbatory wish fulfillment by an immature writer.

Lae'zel's writer is a poly gay furry, but you see no trace of that in Lazy. Lazy is one of the most monagamous characters in the game, and has a beautiful romance full of poetry. Some writers leave their personal lives at the door and sit down to write their story, and others like john can't.

>>530107868
Yeah but Shart has exactly zero lines about Halsin prior to him being written in as a companion. Even though she talks about how hot Karlach is in act 1, she says nothing about Halsin. I don't think the writer considered any of it until he decided that Halsin should be poly late in development, then decided that his female character should go along with it too

>>530107417
Asking others to spoonfeed you what happens later in the game you're supposedly playing for the first time is hardly discussion. A tired topic is, by definition, not upsetting because any emotional reaction one might have had is bound to be dulled after two years of repetition. You're just a faggot who can't be bothered to play a game from start to finish without going to google/reddit/4chan for some kind of validation. It's genuinely confusing why something like you picked up the game in the first place.

>>530108316
I wouldn't say your emotional reaction is dulled at all. You're seething.

Honestly it's a little problematic just how upset some of you get by getting cucked. Accept it or not, it is the preferred relationship dynamic for many women, and so why should videogames only cater to your insecurities?

>>530108742
barely any actual women are poly. it's a gay man or trans thing

>>530108884
>barely any women
>its a trans thing
A lot of women are trans.

>>530108723
cute frog

>>530108884
>barely any actual women are poly
lol, where are you, rural Idaho?

>>530108141
>whoa an alien looks...alien? wtf!

>>530108989
Maybe in LA or whatever shithole you are in women are maladjusted and strange, idk

>>530108723
I'm calmly calling you a faggot, because that's what you are, avatarfaggotry and inane "new" player questions included. The rest is up to you, although self-reflection might be beyond something that googles what happens at the end of a popular book.

>>530108169
>Some writers leave their personal lives at the door and sit down to write their story, and others like john can't
By the time the epilogue came out, John clearly got reined in a little bit. Not sure if it's because the voice actress is a lesbian, or because of the backlash, but the epilogue doesn't even acknowledge the poly romance with Shadowheart. I don't think it does with Astarion either.

what's your preferred gamer fuel for playing Baldur's Gate: 3

>>530109083
Alien or not, it's ugly. Asari have tentacles on their heads. Marve's Gammorah is green. Ahsoka Tano has head tails, and she's orange. They're all hot though. Lae'zel just isn't hot to me. Maybe she's got a cute personality I haven't been able to reach yet, but she's still ugly.

>>530110283
>Maybe she's got a cute personality I haven't been able to reach yet
she doesn't
toadcel is just a mentally ill contrarian

>>530110040
yum!

>>530075976
>>530077684
>>530080710
>>530107392
samefag

Ugh, I killed Isobel to achieve slayer form, and now I feel bad. Don't feel bad about killing Aylin though, Justiciar Shart is pretty stacked though.

>>530112590
that's not what samefagging means newfrien

>>530112590
Mad you are being made fun of

>>530113037
>>530113189
curiously timed posts

how is lightning different from thunder?

>>530114703
>lightning
electricity
>thunder
sound
wa la

>>530110283
alright mr midwit

ii`m over half the game and just now i discovered that im supposed to use Enhance Ability

>>530115998
the what now?

>>530117301
level 2 cleric spell that gives you advantage in any ability check

>>530106338
A nuzlocke then.

>>530079864
yea. easiest 1-2k~ experience of my life

Hurting pretty bad after fighting this bitch ass spider, who I think is a woman transformed into a spider. At least that's what the journals I read imply.

I think Shadowheart got penetrated by this spider more times than she gets penetrated by Halsin in her dreams.

Please stop saying those things about Shadowheart and H
I know she isn't really like that

was he the worst villain in the game?

ive been stuck in the Nightsong puzzle for an hour

>>530121707
>critical miss
classic shadowheart W

Oh, it was pretending to be a new player again. Many such cases

Now we're gonna have listen to this dude whine about Halsin his whole playthrough. Just romance someone else or play another game man

>>530104601
>it triggers autists
The reason behind many a shitpost. I finally understand, thank you anon.

>>530122731
Did that shit earlier. When I played last year I could simply jump through the maze, today jumping killed me. Wasted a few thousand gold and about a dozen res scrolls until I finally went through the middle path and was able to jump to the final platform.

Jenny... why wasn't I enough for you... why did you have to dream about him...

Shadowheart unironically broke this retard’s brain

>>530124101
Based queen

>>530124101
I don't get it personally. Why are anons so personally invested in Shadowheart and insist on defending her honor? She's got the hots for the bear guy... big deal. Some of these anons need to touch grass and maybe find something else to obsess over. If they stopped acting so spastic then the teasing from anons about the cuck stuff would just be what it is, a funny joke. I just giggle when I see posts about it, but other anons shoot steam out of their ears. Must be some 2 year long autistic grudge they never let go.

>>530124439
Please take your meds

>>530124439
>She's got the hots for the bear guy
Stop.

>250 posts
>the only topic is shadowheart and halsin
do yall ever talk about anything else?

*through tears* I don’t know why everybody except me cares so much about the brothel scene. So what, Shadowheart wants to fuck [filter dodge]. Big deal. New to the game and thread btw, I just don’t understand. *choking* I laugh every single time I see the ritual spam too. I just giggle. *forced smile* This must be some autistic grudge or something haha.

Two years.

I love when it’s 72+ hours of nothing but toadcel ritual spam and he starts complaining about “the sharter” to himself

>>530107275

>>530110694
Dave is so funny & silly

why couldn't I be enough for you Shaddy

*sigh*

>kill Wulbren after destroying the Watch and now I can't take his head for the bounty quest
Quality game.

I don't get the obsession with romances in this game. They are all literally 3 short paragraphs of dialogue and a short almost soft porn scene and nothing else. Summertime Saga has more fleshed out romances and you actually get real porn. Go play that.

>>530133854
Thats fucking ugly though

>>530134262
What? You think BG3s plastic looking dolls with no tits and ass are better? And even if this WEG is not to your liking there are literally thousands of them. Go play WEGs. Leave games for people that enjoy them for things other masturbatory fantasies about 'shipping.

>>530134734
Imagine thinking this looks good

>>530134881
why does this bother you
does he like the game or its characters any less
stop being autistic

I ship karlach and will as a couple that uses toxic positivity to over compensate for there insecurities.

>>530136628
Wyll cucking Karlach with Mizora is much better.

Karlach X Shadowheart is the CANON ship as confirmed by larian btw.

>>530137669
sexuality is fluid and shart is a lesbian now

>now

Holy shit I didn't realise the Aura of Murder was so good. Actually I guess it's similar to how Shadow Blade users become steroid users with the Resonance Stone.

>>530133854
>Summertime Saga

>>530137971
in an interview her va said shart would fuck laezel, kill laezel and marry karlach so you're right she's probably deep down a closet lesbian even in the game

>>530138510
Shart's VA is a lesbian no shit, Neil said that Astarion would fuck Karlach, marry shadowheart/gale and kill Wyll lol

Karlach is the alpha female of the group so she is objectively the most attractive.

John's unmovable self-insert meets Jennifer's unstoppable lesbian energy

no one likes wyll............

>>530139171
Karlach does

>>530138815
astarion is bi confirmed. might as well call shart mostly gay

>>530139205
all the companions like wyll, even astarion finds him hot, he wouldn't be a token black guy if the protagonists actually disliked him

>>530139298
Uhh does Minthara like Wyll?

>>530139481
yeah

>>530134881
Update your script, this is just off-topic trolling.

>>530133854
>Summerscam Saga
Of all the literally hundreds of porn games you could name, and you pick that one

>>530139298
lol I'm the protagonist you fucking moron.

>>530141267

>>530139829
Damn but shes mega chuddie

>>530139481
>>530139829
Ehhh, I'd say she's more neutral to him.
https://youtu.be/dbnnIBpTDHs?si=pZyB5DHAFymm0y_Y&t=234

>I use Level 5 Counterspell on a Level 6 spell
>fails
>enemy uses Level 3 Counterspell on my Level 5 spell
>succeeds
I want to punch whoever designed this in the face.

>you lose approval with most of your party when karlach and gale have a banter that has nothing to do with you
>karlach and gale lose approval with themselves for their own conversation

>>530143276
Have you tried rolling the dice better?

>Balduran 2h has giant form and deeps
>but Silver Sword has STUN
Is the damage worth the loss of the best cc type in the game?

>>530104601
Karlach and Wyll become a couple after the final battle if you don't romance them. Not dreaming about him when they have someone else.

>>530151105
How many fights do you even have left

>play as wyll
>everyone thinks you're hot
The game finally makes sense.

>>530151392
I'm basically headed out to the brain now so the potential stun will be purely for use against the red dragon and maybe the Emperor, haven't decided yet if I want to become a mind flayer or not.

>>530151443
the one eyed black guy full of scars & wearing the default warlock fit is definitely the hottest character in the party

>>530151105
Both are outclassed by a pointy stick with Bhaalist armor anyway.

>>530152273
Someone else is already using that. In fact this is actually my first time using the pointy stick with Aura of Murder. I almost never use Lae'zel too so I wanted to take full advantage of her githyanki perks, and the sword has more than done its job in her gith hands.
I guess I'll use the Giantslayer for the sake of using it, as it's another weapon I don't really get a chance to use often.

>>530152273
What build do you even use for Bhaalist? Just go straight fighter with maximum poking?

>>530153063
Nyrulna/Shar Spear + Bhaalist is basically class agnostic and it's the BIS for any martial (except the ones that have access to Shadow Blade). Fighter, Barb, Paladin, it's the best thing you can do on any of them. Rogues use either Crimson Mischief or Duellist Prerogative as their piercing weapon due to Finesse and sneak attack.

So what level will I finish the first Act as? I'm at level 4 now and feel like I've done so much, even though I don't have Karlach, Gale, or Halsin in my party yet.

>>530161060
If you do everything and don't use exploits, around 7.

>>530161060
If we include the creche, you can go up to 9. My first time, I hit lv 11 before finishing Act 2. The game is too generous with exp when the level cap is 12.

But if we're talking vague ballpark metrics, lv 7 is generally "good enough" for Act 1, and Act 2 can by done by lv 9.

>try to cast Hold Monster on the Emperor to kill him before the final fight
>succeed
>cutscene said um actually no
QUALITY GAME HUH.

why does the brain instantly find you if you kill the emperor in the orb? you still have the orb itself though. it should block out the brain as it did for emperor himself.

>>530164326
small family company please understand

>>530164326
that assumes you figure it out how to channel Orpheus' power before the Brain notices your protection is gone and forces you to transform.
Whether anyone but a squid can figure out to control Orpheus' power is another thing.

This is my first time doing spell slot cycling and it's crazy. I didn't even need 10 short rest potions to do this.

Just did the party scene at camp. So does Shart not care that Halsin says he killed a Dark justiciar and tried to prevent some Shar ritual. I mean that's like telling a Catholic nun you killed a Bishop and destroyed a holy artefact or something.

wish you guys would let the general die

>>530169093
Nobody seems to remember Ketheric Thorm or Reithwin war happening in the first place. They just go "oh yeah shadow cursed lands. Big spooky mystery. Oh well."

>>530169538
>let the general die
Who is the general? Is he a character I haven't met yet. I'm still in Act 1 by the way.

>>530169854
General Ketheric Thorm

>knows about cucking
>romances her

>>530170250
She's saving her best bottle for me, anon.

>>530169093
He's hot so he's forgiven. She's a realistically written woman.

>>530170659
I read Genesis so I know how innately treacherous women are, but Shadowheart is really duplicitous. I'm going to have to beat her extra hard when we get back to camp.

>>530167254
How?

>>530143894
is it actually in game

>>530173126
Never really paid enough attention to get what the backstory of the tower is either that the resident wizard was some kind of suicidal dyke femcel.

>>530140401
2/3 of this thread are about NTR. WEGs are pretty much on topic.

Why is this game only ever 20% on sale

Is it really still selling THAT well

>>530170551
And regular bottles go to...

>>530174428

>>530170551
>companion above shadowheart
is this wyll?

>>530174428
Yes.

>>530174428
I waited 2 years to buy this because I wanted it on sale. I've only ever seen it at 20% off and finally bought it. Feels like it will never get a 50$ off sale even on Winter Sale. Meanwhile flops like Assassin's Creed Shadows and other games are already on sale for a higher percent than this 2 year old game.

>>530174641
That's Astarion. I'm not sure why he shows up as all black. Sometimes I think Wyll does as well for some weird reason.

>>530175215
Bro why Astarion fugging Debra Wilson???

>>530174641
kek

>>530169093
Larian spent too much dev time developing cut content. BG3 sold poorly at release so they can't afford to go back and fix things. Please understand.

>>530175215
ew

>this award winning popular 100 hour actual RPG that is still being played is... le selling well?!

you guys are awful

can you date multiple girls at once in this game?

>>530179396
Why would you date girls when the meaty mod is in the official mods?

>>530177186
>autismo can't understand sarcasm
so this is what's left of the famed /bgg/, just the dregs
sad

i am tired of being a fire sorcerer. Storm sorcery is the true path

>>530174428
yes

>>530177936

Your response?

>>530185017
The one resulting in a cute, dorky smile.

>>530185017
holy shit take a shower bitch

>>530185017
my honest reaction

>>530185017
yes :)

literally can't stop hearing lae'zel in this game

>>530187141
She's Tsarina Katarin in total war and she's a few voices in Space marine 2 as well.
Minthara is in DivinityOS2 and Battlefront 2, as well as about half a dozen audiobooks I've bought recently.
Shart is of course one of the protagonists in Ex33.

It's fun hearing your friendos again.

I love Kerillian so I had to choose her for my own arbitrator. But I like hearing lazy nonetheless.

>>530190416
the voices in your video game are not your friends

>>530166918
>Whether anyone but a squid can figure out to control Orpheus' power is another thing.
That should be the gist of it, but it's overlooked here, because the focus for some isn't on trying to explain the plausible, but trying to find plot holes or inconsistencies, and outsmarting the writers. Basically, a variation of "Why didn't the Eagles fly the Ring to Mordor?" that completely misses the point. It's not even a smart observation in this case, because we are explicitly shown the Absolute is starting to escape control after Ketheric's death.

>>530152035
Be is tall and rich, of course everyone is all over him.

I deserve a karlach gf irl.

>>530102407
A single, hyper-dedicated namefag moonlighting as a schizo

>>530196117
Game is filled with inconsistencies. Wylls dad is a lvl 11 battlemaster with pretty decent magic arms and armor and he got abducted by lvl 3 gobbos.

>>530102407
most players are midwits and default to the most human looking girl in a fucking fantasy game
turns out this human looking girl isn't monogamous

>>530195980
but the voices in my head are

>>530201350
Well, shart is shilled like the "vanilla" romance option only to be later revealed as a poly bestiality indulging slut that was railed for 30 years by everyone in the cloister and their ugly cousin.

>>530201350
I chose her because the devs posted videos where she was raped by Astarion in 2020.

>>530172735
20 minutes free time and a bunch of short rest potions from Moonrise/Circus of the Last Days.
>turn all 1st/2nd level slots into Sorc points
>turn all points into 2nd level slots
>repeat steps 1/2 until you're out of both 1st/2nd level slots
>drink potion to regain ALL 1st and 2nd level slots
>repeat until you feel you have enough spell slots
Since I'm doing the final battle I took it a step further: once I got 50 Lv2 slots I started turning all 1/2's into points then turned those points into 4th level slots, drank another potion, and did it again one or two more times. This is the only time I'll be doing this as Sorc autism every long rest in future playthroughs does not sound fun. But I'll be smiting like a king for this particular run.

How much do you think the Dead Three actually approve of the evil trio's plan to use the elder brain?

>>530202182
You made a mistake right there.
You should always make sure the girls are either in their underwear or nude in camp.

>>530202243
the dead three literally ordered them to "do it faggot"
they were the reason myrkuls chosen even got involved

>>530202242
noice one anon. 300hs in and I haven't figured this one out.

>>530202473
I find people hotter when the clothes stay on.

>>530202473
nudity in this game is awful
but i agree with underwear only

>>530202243
Durge and Gortash came up with the plan to get the Crown of Karsus and then control someone / something with it.
Bhaal / Bane then ordered both of them to meet up with the Chosen of Myrkul.

Something about the crown having three detachable crystals to control the wearer.

>>530202945
>tav has more sexual stamina than an ogre
I will take that as a compliment.

>>530199805
Tieflings do not exist in real life, on the other hand there`s plenty of Shadowhearts in real life

>>530202569
I watch a lot of DnD skits on YouTube which translates into BG3 recommendations from time to time. I have learned of a few bits of weird minmax knowledge from that, like how if you put Drakethroat Glaive enchanted weapons in a box then move to a different loading zone (like from Act 1 to the Monastery), long rest, then go back to the box in the other loading zone, the weapons will not lose their enchants.

>>530203262
elves arent real

>>530203349
but non monogamous whores are

>>530203262
>tieflings do not exist in real life
>he doesnt know

>>530203395
that explains your mother

Karlach is a canon cuckqueen but no one complains about her.

>>530203561
every accusation is an admission!

>>530203650
I do. All the time. She is the most insufferable origin character and I think they kinda knew that allowing you to behead her and wave around the head as a trophy. Very satisfying.

>>530203650
I don't use Karlach because I don't like horny Wyll. Also she bitches if I try to make a deal with Gortash.

>>530203650
her voice is annoying so she dies every playthrough

I like karlach because she is tall and nice.

i want to be like shadowheart

>>530204184
same

>>530204913
then dooooo it

quick, post something about the game. don't let pea hold the thread hostage

>>530205460
if you do it just reports you

>>530205460
make me.

>>530205460
mmmmm what do you want to talk about

>>530205831
Talk about the Blade.

Karlach gets turned on if you sleep with mizora

>>530206093
what are the best pairings with mizora? any unique ideas?

>>530205768
shadowbutt shadowfeet shadowear shadoweyes shadowcurse shadowpussy shadowsmile shadowsmirk shadowboobs

>>530206231
couldnt agree more

>>530206171
Mizora has tons of unique origin wyll only dialog were she flirts with you and tells you to call her mommy.

>>530206681
Damn Shart looking kinda THICC.

getting the urge to respec my character class cause barbarian is kinda boring but don't want to break the soft rp i did on character creation

>>530206231
shadowears

>>530207120
She's dead

>>530206020
I love having Wyll around, he's very wholesome.

>>530208259
too based

>>530208151
what are you thinking of respeccing to? you could multiclass barbarian with something to still get the dialogue options too.

>>530208259
cute!

Durge being a dragon born sorcerer makes no sense when bhaal canonically hates magic and discriminates against non-humans.

>>530210430
>bhaal canonically hates magic and discriminates against non-humans.
What? Bhaalspawn always came from a great variety of races. He would fuck anything with a womb.

>>530210430
the sort of person that plays durge isn't exactly a deep thinker, those sorts of details wont matter

>>530211346
That was during the time of troubles where he need to impregnate as many things as possible, durge is supposed to be his hand crafted perfect bhal spawn.

wait bhaal fucked a dragon?

>>530212334
bhaal fucked a weresquirrel

>>530211941
Makes sense. It's clear they made him a dragonborn by default because they wanted something different that is not a shortstack. Didn't know that bhaal had a bone to pick with non humans. Considering he used to larp as a fucking dinosaur.

>>530211941
In bg 2 half the bhaal spawn are humans because he hated fucking non-humans.

>>530212832
He could be a self-hating scalie. Hating on non-humans doesn't mean he doesn't want to fuck them.

>>530206231
one of the better posts in this shit thread

>>530210430
My main problem is that dragonborn look fucking stupid in this game. It's just a humanoid body with the head of a lizard which make any headwear look ugly as hell. In DOSII lizards looked so fucking cool.

>>530216608
That's because Divinity lizards are descendants from real dragons.
D&D dragonborn are just alternate dimension randos who are unrelated to dragons beyond the slavery.

>>530208350
Death isn't stopping her ass from being noticeably protruding out.

I don't really like the Durge ending where people just magically get impaled by blades.
If Bhaal could do this all along why didn't he?

Instead of pure Honor this time I'm doing custom with Honor ruleset because these two options shouldn't be unique to custom mode and should be a part of the main game.

How does a single city harbor a murder cult, a death cult, a vampire lord and his spawn, (formerly) a coven of hags, necromancers and doppelgangers? What are the Harpers doing?

>>530218389
Pretty sure it's because D&D official dragonborn are unimaginative as fuck.

>>530220276
The average harper in BG3 is a lvl 5 smuck where the average flaming fist is lvl 10. Harpers are just the equivalent of the neighborhood watch.

>>530220276
>>530220881
Harpers are spread out all over the realm, and the Flaming Fist are the local cops. So you'd ask what the fuck the Fists are doing. But they're corrupt losers so you shouldn't be too surprised they ain't doing jack shit.

>>530221326
>lvl 10 cops
Those are some pretty fucking well trained cops. No wonder it's not an American game.

If the companions had access to mouth wash, laezel is the only one who wouldnt use it

>>530222408
Halsin wouldn't either.

>>530219147
Brain is presumably doing it / helping out and Bhaal couldn't just do it without getting Ao in his ass.

>>530222849
And it's suddenly okay because a mortal is technically doing all of it? Ao is a FAG. Bhaal said TECHNICALLY it's not me and he said yeah ok that's fair.

>>530220276
>murder cult
didn't resurface until recently and likely aligned with the rise of the Absolute cult.
As the Baldur's Gate branch was then likely organizing the expedition into the Shadowcursed lands, they get a pass on this one.
>a death cult
How Viconia eluded Jaheira is baffling, as she's been there for over 40 years and even managed to infiltrate the high society
>a vampire lord and his spawn
Given that Cazador abducted 7k people, it should've registered at some point.
even over 200 years, that's still at least 3 people going missing per month.
>(formerly) a coven of hags
Don't think Ethel moved into Baldur's Gate until recently
>necromancers
A single Necromancer and one that seemingly hadn't made a major fuss past abducting some homeless people.
>doppelgangers
came along with the resurface of the murder cult

They could be more competent but i guess you need to find some villains.
Although Viconia's Sharran cult is a real lapse on Jaheira's part, given that her house is literally right next to the House of Grief.

>>530223560
>alaundo
who's that

>>530223560
It's not Ethel but there is another hag on a nearby island, it's the reason for that imp that reflects 3x acid damage back at you.

>>530221474
>well trained
lol they wish

>>530223005
No, it's probably not okay. Jergal was sent by Helm, who is just the messenger for Ao so the Bhaal end is considered undesirable even by Ao standards. We only see the aftermath of the bad end starting. Ao will probably have to get off his ass and reshuffle the realms again like the last 5 times Mystra died and he'll be pissed. Bhaal doesn't care though. He is Chaotic Stupid. Bhaal isn't doing this as a long-term "I win" plan, he's just killing as many as he can get away with before Ao gets out of his chair.

I agree with Orin, there is no point in being a murderer if you dont enjoy each one.
Durge and by extension Bhaal is just dumb and lacks artistry.

I love my wife

>>530228571
She wouldn't give a fat loser like you the time of day

>>530228975
I'm not fat

>>530228571
that's your tav you agp freak

Is there like an one stop mod pack for this bitch?

I've seen her from youtube shorts and apparently its someone's custom characrter that got super popular

>>530231660
Not that I'm aware of, there are like 5 mods required

>>530231660
>>530231794
Speaking of which, why did Larian apparently make modding in new facial art so fucking hard?

i found all the sex moans in the files. larian of course had to categorize the ids in the most annoying way possible

>>530232215
based goonlord

>lesbian
>loses to hentai tentacle
really makes you think

im about to finish act 2 and i havent had sex yet did i miss out

>>530237692
sounds like you picked shart

>>530238118
i picked wyll

nobody picked wyll

>>530238284
ive never tried to bone wyll so i cant say what hes like sorry

https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/17433

>>530238284
He waits until marriage in act 3 (no I'm not even joking)

>>530237692
>>530238284
If you danced then you're on the romance track. Wyll can have sex in act 2 if you exhaust all of his romance scenes, but it's rare, for most people it doesn't trigger until act 3 because it's at the end of his other romance scenes. Some characters have sex as part of earlier romance scenes, but he's a old fashioned guy so you don't have sex until after you have a conversation about getting married, which is later in his romance.

Short answer is yes you're fine as long as you danced, Wyll has sex later than most.

How do I bring myself to use untadpoled companions? Brain worms just make you better in every regard.

>>530239452
Lmao wtf

>>530239109
>>530239452
I bet Wyll only has consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating.

>>530240071
Yes, but on the other hand, he's actually one of the companions who stays with you even if you turn ghaik. So he's also down with the tentacles.

>>530240071
no that's astarion

How does mod compatibility and conflicts actually work in this game? For instance, the mods (See) Invisibility Rework and Invisibility Rules - Movement Line Fix are recommended to use together by the authors, but the author of the latter says Invisibility Rules - Movement Line Fix should be loaded after the former, however, when you extract the files using BG3 MultiTool, there is no overlap or conflicts at all.

If two separate mods can use custom text files that reference or modify internal BG3 data, then how in the actual fuck are you supposed to work out any sorts of usable load order?

>>530240261
use bg3mm and physically sort them

>>530202678
Spoken like a true grotesque fatty

>>530240332
MO2 with the below plugin also lets you directly modify load order without any additional steps, but that doesn't make it any less difficult to figure out what goes where considering a modder can use the Public\ModName\Stats\Generated\Data path and add a random text file called soggy_buttholes.txt that modifies the same things another mod does with a text file called faggot_rodeo.txt. It's almost impossible to create a completely clean load.
https://github.com/Alvadus/BG3-MO2-Unofficial-Plugin

are minthara and shadowheart the only female companions that have player model moans done by their own actress? the males moans all sound like they're done by one or two random actors. maybe they're all done by tav 1?

also it sounds like shadowheart's actress is doing the moans for the other female tavs/companions sometimes. some female tavs do have their own moans though

>>530237692
>play game
>still an incel
it's over...

>>530239452
Not a SINGLE soul on this plane of existence wants to see that shit. Do you understand, Mintharafag?

This female Astarion mod seems pretty good.

shart:
https://vocaroo.com/1lpkRP0TPhtx

>>530242025
its worse in real life where i`m still a virgin at almost 27, my character is probably much younger

I'm pretty much wyll irl where is my karlach gf?

>>530246190
She hasn't broken up with Gortash yet. Once she's 37 and a single mom I'm sure she'll find you

You discover that you share a thread with dark skinned men

>>530248052

>>530077891
Orgy with the Drow Twins, Shart and Halsin have to be in your party when it happens so you can invite them

>>530114703
Thunder is basically sound/air elemental damage

If I intend to do the glitch where I kidnap Dammon and other NPCs, should I save the Inn from the attack first so Mol will get kidnapped, then kill Isobel right after?

Ok, I have my genderswap mods in order, and it is time to do a run with Galea, Wylla, and Astaria..
Are there any mods for their base classes (wizard, warlock, rogue) you would recommend?
I feel like I have run every decent normal subclass enough times.

Drunk Monk: 16 DEX 14 CON or 14 CON 16 DEX?
Actually which one do you guys think is better overall for martials?

>>530261776
Following the old adage: "dont get hit, hit it until it dies", one should always go 16 dex for the initiative alone.

>>530261776
>I accidentally put the same options twice
God damn I am super sleep deprived.
>>530261887
Makes sense, thanks anon. Out of curiosity, would you go 16 CON for someone who makes concentration saving throws?

>>530262041
I dont tend to, no.

>>530261776
>Put everything to CON
>Get gloves of Dexterity
>Later get amulet of CON
>Max Str and Wis
Why choose when you can have everything?

>>530268280
he's thinking about how he'll torture hope today once he's done loredumping about yurgir

I'm thinking of swapping Shart from Shadow Monk to Shadow Sorc Hexblade after killing Aylin, maybe larping that she's become Shar's champion and starts wielding a literal blade of shadow.
But I still want to have a monk, who should I respec to monk? Lae'zel is throw barb, Astarion is Gloomstalker Assassin. I guess I could do it to Minthara.
Also, does transmog cause any issues if I transmog a spear into a 2h sword? Want to try out the Bhaalist thing but I also don't want to give up the aesthetic for my Durge.

>>530270425
>Shadow Sorc Hexblade
Fucking why? This is a terrible combination. Shadow Sorc is a terrible subclass on it's own but SB hexblade has nothing to gain from dipping in sorc. Take 2-3 levers of fighter champ instead.

>>530271536
It was my understanding that the main shadowblade build was shadow sorc and hexblade.

>>530270425
At least with the transmog mod I use it changes the base damage and type but keeps the extra effects and enchantment.

>>530271974
Mine is just the appearance, I was just worried it would be using the wrong animations or something. I've already done it with similar weapons like 2h swords into 2h hammers.

>>530271706
Shadowblade is mathematically the strongest weapon in the game. You want to maximize it's potential. Thus you need more attacks and a lower crit threshold since critical works by doubling the number of damage dice rolled and upcasted SB has 4d8 which is ridiculous. The most optimal built is 9 hexblade with pact of the sword with 3 Champion for improved crit and action surge. For items Resonance Stone is a must since it gives you an aura that makes everyone psychic vulnerability(including you but almost no enemy deals psychic damage) then go for critmaxxing with Knife of the Undermountain King(replacing it with belm can be a net possitive), Risky Ring and the dark justicars helmet(thematic!) until you get Sarevoks helmet and the dead shot bow. Don't forget that hexblade curse also lowers crit threshold. Btw arcane synergy also adds a nice damage boost with Booming Blade so pick that ring up as well. Due to resonance stone this build synergizes beautifully with shadow monk. That is pretty much it.Enjoy one tapping everything(except steel watchers, just use you EB there).

>>530272591
I thought you need to be a shadow sorcerer to cast Shadowblade

>>530272843
You thought wrong. The wiki is your friend.

>>530272990
>The wiki is your friend
Well I knew there were some meme builds with it when the ring was the only way to get it, I assumed it was exclusive to one of the new subclasses.
Thanks though.

Is the only thematic race for durge human? Would it be too weird for him to be a drow?

>>530277720
>scientists have determined what the average balduran will look like in 1700DR and it's everything

>>530277720
you can't play as wyll in a dark urge playthrough silly

>>530278348
I thought wyll was a tiefling.

>>530278883
Why do w*sterners insist on embarrassing dialogue like Shadowheart’s “he looks…dashing.”
No girl would find this abomination attractive

>>530278348
you can create one player multiplayer game. it's good to be wyll and cuck the dark urge keeping him in camp the whole game

>>530279383
you know why

Tryna play durge but I'm just not edgy enough

>>530278883
no, he's part devil. maybe full devil if mizora dies. wyll has the biggest power curve of all characters. even gale is bound by ao's rules, but devils are powerful and free

>>530279594
There are other edgy characters. Gale, Astarion, Shadowheart, Lae'zel

>>530279623
Devils job to adventurers all the time. A party of level 12 murderhobos broke in Raphaels home, fucked his boyfriend, stole his shit and smoked his stash and when he showed trying to be all vengeful and shit he got a pike through his ass. Hell the whole story wouldn't have happened if 2 adventurers didn't brake in mephistopheles home and did the exactly shame thing. It is just ol mephisto was smart enough not to show up during the burglary.

>>530279990
Well with Mephisto, he thought it was funny to let them get away with it while Raphael was a newkid with a chip on his shoulder. Mephisto also went through waaaaaaaaaay worse like being enslaved for a few decades to a drow matriarch and being her bitch so nothing's going to phase him or piss him off too much.

>>530280312
Point is gods aren't routinely humiliated by mortals. Withers is a kind of a fallen god and shrugs you off like you are nothing. As of Ao devils are bound to the blood war which probably worse.

>>530279594
just reject the urges

>>530280578
You gain literally zero fun or interesting interactions by rejecting the urges. Only humiliation.

>>530280726

>>530280536
Dead Three seem to get humiliated regularly.
Also Mystra.

Forgotten Realms gods sound like a gaggle of retards.

>>530283329
The dead three were mortals that became gods that became dead that ended up as quasi deities which is in the same power level as demi deities( like Ailyn) and they still make everyone shit their pants mortals, immortals and fiends alike. They are their own thing.

>>530281635
You think that shitubers editing in game cut scenes means something? That its a form of argument? Are you underage?

what a faggot

>>530287531
Not him but you are making a claim and he is showing you evidence to the contrary. Stop being a sperg.

>>530289324
The fact that shitubers and their retarded audience enjoy something isn't evidence that that something isn't lame, zoomer. Popularity isn't evidence of quality. Most people are retarded.

>>530290813

>>530287531
>>530290813
wow you are seriously challenged.

>>530103642

>>530290813
kek what a sperg
here's a hint, everything you like is lame

Shadowheart incels will never know true cucking unless they date Alistair in DAO and find out he has to fuck and impregnate Morrigan so they can survive with him.

Unless they get something like that I don't wanna hear it.

>>530299906
can we not talk about shadowheart's sex life today?

>>530299962
I have to somebody linked back to Nametranny's post where he's STILL crying about her

Shaddy oh my Shaddy...
how could you do this to me

>talk to chatgpt about my relationship with Shadowheart, especially my concerns about her and H
>it tells me that relationships are complicated and that I should respect that her heart desires both him and having me for support
>it goes on to explain to me how it's problematic and a sign of insecurity for me to be jealous of all the time they spend together
Ok. Shaddy. I'm ready to be better.
Thank you... H... for, I guess, being there for Her.

>>530301731
Chatgpt is right, you don't own a fictional woman

>>530301731
someone needs to be there for her & her needs when you're asleep or leave her at camp. it's very adult of you to accept this

>toadcel is back to samefagging with his phone
what causes this

>>530299882
No, I like only the finest and most profound pieces of entertainment. Don't ask what I am doing here. I don't have an answer.

>>530302546
He probably got bibberbanned

>>530299638
what the fuck

is durge supposed to turn into slayer form when you use the dialogue option where you say you have it with party members?

>Searching for posts that contain ‘toadcel*’. 108 results found.

>Searching for posts that contain "super fucking handsome and sexy Human Bard"
>0 results
What gives?

Adamantine Armours( and the shield ) are way too good. They invalidate 90% of other armours in the game and all of the armours found in Act 1 and 2. Reeling is just stupid good.

>>530310957
the druid lurks

I want to check if I saw SHs wine-sharing scene in my save. Is there a list of flags somewhere I can use to find the specific one to check? Google is useless.

holy fuck is AI Jaheira suicidal?

>doing moonrise assault
>she jumps in wildshapes into a crowd with zrell
>they all beat her up and she gets smited

how do i keep her alive

is this guy okay

>>530313236
tell her to stick with you and you can control her. something like
>I'd rather have you by my side Jaheira
>Your Harpers are big boys and girls
only way i've ever kept her alive is by controlling her directly.

>>530313650
nah he's been fucked up since patch 8. you can spam click his portrait with the attack action selected and i think applying a new animation to him causes him to stop

>>530313236
Why would you want to keep her alive? How many druids to you even need?

Who wins the oiled up twerk off, shadowheart or karlach?

>>530313236
Short answer: Yes.
Long answer: She uses the exact same AI as every other NPC. They are aggressive and will just rush in to dump all their spells and shit ASAP because they think it's "optimal".

>>530315254
Hotties always deserve to live.

>>530319065
wyll

>>530319481
You think recruits want to follow a cowardly "leader" who hides in the rear?

>>530310436
Why wont they give us the GILFussy?

>>530320382
they ran out of time

>>530319983
>implying good positioning is "cowardly"
I sure hope not. Being suicidal is not productive for any cause.

"good positioning"

>>530315569
>>530323073
froggy

>>530299906
Why are half-elves always the cuck choice?

>>530321409
>LawzelOfKllir
wtf kind of retarded name is that?

>>530324676
she plays as a law enforcer in 40k

Which subclass feels like it has the best progression?
A class that feels like it always has something to look forward to? You know, the opposite of Champion.

>>530325123
paladin

>>530325123
All full spellcasters and monks.

>>530325123
>Which subclass feels like it has the best progression?
Most of them are pretty terrible because most unlock their big upgrades with either 3 or 5 and then possibly one upgrade at 11.
Beastmaster has a more consistent progression but that comes at the price of being utter shit initially.

I guess that's more of a thing for multiclass builds because they dip into multiple classes for upgrades.

>>530325123
casters like clerics

Missionary with Astarion

>Plant-type enemy
>resistant to fire
bravo Larian

>get ketheric p2 to half HP when I realize I never found Zevlor

alright how much am I missing not rescuing him i'm like 30 minutes in to this fight

>>530339606
This isn't Pokemon.

>>530340663
You get an extra camp scene in Act 3 if you don't enter the sewers but lose a summon for the final fight.
that's it.

>>530340839
Steve...

Actually having fun with Wrath of the Righteous

ive scoured the whole Shadow Lands and havent found any leads to this Thaniel kid whatsoever am i retarded

Sword Dancer of Eilistraee is a decent class mod, not incredibly overpowered.
>>530348497
>am i retarded
Maybe
Did you find a kid out in an abandoned house?

>>530344018
I hear its just Prebuffing: the Game.
That true?
Plus they throw way too many options at you right at the start.

>>530349704
>That true?
yes that's the nature of RTWP games
>Plus they throw way too many options at you right at the start.
vid related

>>530350362
>yes that's the nature of RTWP games
I dont feel like that HAS to be the case.

>>530350579
and yet it always turn out this way. what is bred in the bone will come out in the flesh

If only there were a general dedicated to the discussion of RPGs!

>>530350667
Eh, Im sure they could just tag most buffs to fall off outside of combat.

>>530350717
Oh no! /bgg/ surely is already moving too fast to allow for any tangentially related discussion! Would hate to get in the way of cuck posting or tripfag screenshot posting.

>>530350795
nah try as you might you will never escape your nature nothing can change the nature of RTWP

>>530351076
No prebuffing in Galaxy Angel!

>>530350995
The existing shitposting is not an excuse for further off-topic posting! I know that sounds crazy, but that's not how it works!

>>530351482
Ok mom, I'm so sorry

every origin has a secret line here. i guess it was originally an avatar line and they switched it to shart later

https://files.catbox.moe/6p8pnz.mp4

>>530185017
every time

>>530348497
you have to talk to the dead guy in last light, he's in the room that florrick was on off the main floor. he's missable. name is art cullagh.

Guess what he's looking at?

>>530353472
shadowheart's dreams

>>530076829
If you talk to other companions after recruiting Halsin they'll have some dialogue about how hunky he is or whatever, but that's basically every companion but Astarion who doesn't like him

>>530349704
>Prebuffing: the Game.
I think it's a little overstated. You definitely *can* spend a lot of time prebuffing but I'm not finding I actually need to on Normal.

>they throw way too many options at you right at the start
Honestly I don't see this as a bad thing at all, I love making builds so spending time looking through all the possibilities was really comfy for me.
Nothing forcing you to do that though, just pick Human Male Fighter or Wizard or whatever it will be fine. I ended up going Knife Master Rogue.

>>530350362
Also I'm playing it Turn Based, not RTwP but you can switch any time even in battle which is cool

>get horny Wyll
>use SE command to remove horny Wyll instead of having to do some insane workaround with killing Karlach outside dialogue and preserving her corpse while long resting
I like mods.

>>530357816
Jokes on you, I just turn my Wyll into a cute girl.

Who is Gale more likely to want to flirt with? Shadowheart, Karlach, or Minthara?
Actually a Minthara romance sounds like it'd be funny because she constantly refers to him as THE WIZARD because they rarely live long enough to be worth knowing.

>>530365276
He already has wizard-hat-tipping lines for Shadowheart.

>>530365276
he's honestly most likely to seek the protection of a fighter, i mean he's already gazing at lae'zel's midriff

>>530365902
I'm doing a mostly good playthrough so while I have recruited her I don't want to see "Lae'zel disapproves" every time I'm nice. The only reason Minthara is even in consideration is because of how funny I'd find it to have her become his lover and still call him
>THE WIZARD

>>530366450
it definitely would be a femdom relationship with minthara

What difficulty mods do you use with 6 player parties to not make it so easy other than more enemies in basic fights and Combat Extender?

>>530365276
gale x minthara is fun because of the wizard angle
gale x shadowheart has a cute ending where gale builds a mini wizard tower on the farm

>>530365276
Well he had several flirts with Shart in early access before they removed them, so I think that's the answer.
But there's actually a very nice scene at the end of the game after Minthara has been giving him crap all game where they talk at the epilogue party and she shows she does care, so that sort of thing will always be cooler to me imo compared to typical flirting.

Help, I keep making new saves, thinking about new builds, and making new saves!

>>530370603
same i keep making new runs promising to not romance but i keep falling for her unearthly char

>>530070159
>For what?

>>530365276
*tips fedora*

>>530372596
Where's the milady one.

>>530218389
>>530220709
They are only cool when they are called draconians
Dragonlance crpg when?

>Tav's tummy grumbles

Anyone know of any good cantrip based mod classes?
Basically I want a ranged class, but Im tired of juggling spell slots, archery, and especially that clunky throw menu.

>>530378607
why not play warlock?

>>530378769
Been there, done that.

>>530378987
fair enough. I don't think I know of a modded class that is more cantrip focused than an eldritch blast warlock though

How much lore am I breaking by making a heavy-armor-wearing, dual-wielding, Ranger knight Githyanki?

>>530381250
cute a n g e r y frog

lmao

>>530383818
>mod that shows the approval result
Would be curious to see just how much of an author's pet Karlach truly is when you first recruit her
>No, Mizora, you cannot have her!
>Lae+20, Shadowheart +20, Wyll +10, Gale, +10, Astarion +5 (yes, even Astarion you dumb fuck!)
>Minthara+3

>mod that spoonfeeds you the approval changes
Soulless.

>>530384170
I've discussed this here before, but for some reason all the mods that I've used that do this display several dialogues in Act 2 (and only in Act 2) that no one actually reacts to. Not sure why exactly, but that's the way it is.
Generally it can be ignored once you're at max opinion with everyone, but it's helpful for the first quarter of Act 1, you can micro sending people to camp to avoid penalties as there are a lot of early conflicts with Shart and Lae'zel. If done correctly you can end up starting relations with both of them before you hit the Blighted Village.

>>530384170
the approvals are not that extreme there lol but yea everyone looooves karlach. meanwhile astarion approves if you slit laezels throat for no reason

That was easier than I thought it would be.

Is this game good on ps5?

>>530386931

I did find a cantrip based class mod called Warmage, but its progression is as bland as can be, and the modder made the odd choice of having the cantrips all be single target instead of making some of them be beams like eldritch blast.

Shadowheart unironically seems her happiest with Wyll in the cut dialogue for "companion x companion" epilogue

>>530389106
She seems happy with any origin except Astarion. She straight up says it's better off her parents are dead if he's her partner lmao

>>530389106
Wyll's a good egg and I don't like it when he gets shit on for being boring

Nightsong is so hot and sexy i really hope you can recruit her and have sex with her

>>530390078
not only is he boring he's also terribly written and looks like a freak with his weird ass horns

>>530390502
>allowing redditlach to live

>>530390621
>redditlach
Is that your mom's pussy troll?

>>530272591
Would you theoretically want your first point in fighter for the proficiencies, or does that clash with the spellcasting in some way?

>>530391927
It doesn't clash with spellcasting no. This is baby's first tabletop edition. It doesn't really do restrictions.

>>530372596
>Shart gets downed by Hold Person crit Divine Smite
>Gale:

Cool, a souvenir

>>530190416
Deborah Wilde is also in Ex33. And yes, she spends her whole time bullying Shadowheart's VA.

she looks extra purple tonight

>>530397723
Really like her writing but I can't get past the man face. I mean this isn't a woman with a strong jaw. That is the head of man haphazardly sewn on the body of a woman.

>>530398667
Download the appearance edit mod then.

Man they really dropped the ball with the Justiciar armor, it just looks like absolute shit no matter what dye you use on it.

>>530271706
>>530391927
There's 3 main ways to build around SB:
>Hexblade variants, either full Hexblade (for hugh level Warlock stuff, Lifedrinker and feat), 9 Hex/3 Champion (crit fishing build, crits are very good since you throw so many dices) or something like Hex 5/Oathbreaker 7 for Smites and auras
>Bladesinger 10/Paladin 2, similar to Smites Swords Bard. Very gishy build that can use the Band of Mystic Scoundrel to great effect to do damage and CC at the same time
>Some combination of Sorcadin for Quick Metamagic
It's not worth using on EK and Arcane Trickster since they can't upcast it. Pure Sorc sucks at it because it has nothing that helps with attacking.

>>530400569
Bro, your ultra try hard swords bard 6 / bladesinger 4 / paladin 2?

>Aylin kicks me out of my own camp so she can go get freaky with her gf

woaw based
also the fight with Balth is like way easier if you gank him in his office, correct?

>>530401887
It's way easier if you just let the sharrans kill him.

What the fuck happened to this armor? It's exactly like the first tier of plate armor in the icon, but NOW if a female wears it it has this ugly riveted looking upper piece. Males still get the original version.

Do you remember in DOSII were armours changed their look depending on the race of the one wearing it? Those were good times. Now all armours look the same and helmets on dragonborns a look like an abortion.

>>530404567
I specifically remember this riveted bullshit was just on the Protective Plate (from the morgue) but now they all look like it.
Pic related is the same fucking chest and the more potentially feminine looking version is now exclusive to males.

>>530373226

I like karlach because she's nice to me

>>530405570
You didn't get dye colours in DOS2. Was kind of lame.

>>530414609
I think that completely different models per race is superior to recolors. Don't get me wrong, dyes are nice and the camp clothes thing is genius but I would prefer to have both.

>>530405714
I knew the Dark Justiciar mask was ugly, but this is another reminder.

what the FUCK is a 'Nightwarden' anyway

>>530421029
A law enforcer that works mainly at night.

I browse this general daily and I just realized that I haven't booted up the game for months

>>530424141
Shadowheartfag.....

>>530424141
it's time to move on anon

>>530425067
>H*lsin jokes

>>530425067
he's so silly

Which Baldur would get a labubu

>>530428595
karl

>>530428921
cute

What builds would you guys consider for a solo honor mode run?

>>530431694
Bae'zel got her hand on my hotwife's ass. wtf

>>530424141
Noah anon did it with a Swords Bard, though it was less about any specific "build" and more about a willingness to exploit any advantage - halfling's luck, tadpole powers, explosives, BotMS, Bhaalist armor, etc. I don't think they used hirelings, but that would be another option.

>>530431694
they've included the tier 2 companions this time, nice

Meant to reply to this post:
>>530430640
Noah anon did it with a Swords Bard, though it was less about any specific "build" and more about a willingness to exploit any advantage - halfling's luck, tadpole powers, explosives, BotMS, Bhaalist armor, etc. I don't think they used hirelings, but that would be another option.

>>530431694
wonder if wylltards will keep complaining now that the guy they pretend to like is finally featured in an official tweet

>>530431694
Laezel thats assault!!

>>530432693
shadowheart is smiling

>>530432208
Well using hirelings isnt truly solo. Sword Bard makes sense I guess. Shadow Blade seems to be pretty strong too. Durges cape must be pretty good for that too.

>>530431694
Gale should not have muscles

>>530433016
I meant using hirelings to cast buffs at camp. It's probably a gray area whether that should be allowed in a "solo" run, but then again, it's pretty low on the list of possible cheeses that aren't technically exploits.

>>530434495
we really needed a slim bodytype for elves, astarion & gale

Rate my himbo paladin

>>530436223
You look gay as hell

>>530437768
Thank you. That is what I was going for. I am romancing Gale. He said he wants to show his magic trick. I hope it's a big one.

>>530436223
looks like an uninspired massive faggot

>>530431694
>putting them in their underwear instead of real swimsuits
Missed opportunity.

>>530438927
lol this guy

>try out Eldritch Knight after hearing about it being buffed in Patch 8
>nope, still sucks
Looks like the only two subclasses that are worth it are Battlemaster and Arcane Archer...what a fucking joke. Fighter got done dirty in this game.

Any news on Patch 9?

>>530441209
2 more weeks.

>>530441508
source?

>>530439393
Eldritch knight TB Thrower is pretty kino though.

fucking hate dnd

>>530439393
Eldritch Knight just booming blades, then attacks three more times.
I think it is THE ooga booga class

>>530443719
If a class sucks at the one thing it's supposed to be good at (spells/combat hybrid) then I consider it a failure. Like with Assassin. If all it's good for is multiclassing and not actually being a sneaky ninja assassin, then the subclass is fundamentally flawed. Warlock, for all intents and purposes, is a better combat/spell-casting hybrid than Eldritch knight. And so is Druid, for that matter.

>>530431694
>shart is so fat even a 17 STR fighter struggles to hold her up

>>530444762
She's just big boned you know

>when you reject the "nice" guy

For the GOTY2023, the rigging in BG3 feels surprisingly weak. It's not always noticeable, but issues with elbows and shoulders do stand out.

>>530445731
>writing is a mess
>dialogue scripting is a mess
>bugs out of the ass even after 8 patches and 32 hotfixes
>Half finished systems
>Unfinished areas
And you care about rigging?

>>530444419
>the one thing it's supposed to be good at (spells/combat hybrid)
Its not even a half caster though, its clearly not

>>530446550
they did their best

>>530446550
>And you care about rigging?
Yes. It bugs me.

>>530446550
small family company pls understand

the ladder dance bug can stay

>>530447137
Nah, They did their best with DOSII. BG3 is good but it's clearly not a passion project.

>>530448393
trvth nvke

>>530448393
act 1 is
after that they had to scramble to actually the release the game before shartfield

>>530448821
trvke

>530448821
Yes Act 1 is the best part with the most varied quests, encounters and environments. It's also completely fucking optional. There is no way that that was intentional.

I like act 2 the best

>>530450063
>>530450063
>>530450063

>>530450081
>posting before bump limit for gay porn
Kill yourself. I'm not moving.

>>530450081
Why are you so in love with ugliness?

>>530444762
She's holding Shart up with a single hand between her bootycheeks. An impressive display of strength and dexterity

>>530419545
Yeah I'm going to be transmogging to the Oathbreaker helmet for her I think imminently.