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>>530132082>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Gold City (3* Alt), Chrono Genesis (3*), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' now available
Scenario Campaign:
>Trainer Exam>Free 10 support rolls until 7/5>Extra Rentals>TP Usage Halved>Discount Rental Usage>Onsen Rate UpLegend Race on 7/6 w/ Tap Dance City and Silence Suzuka (Summer)
Tachyon's Factor Research will be held mid July
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
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>EN ScheduleCurrent Rate Up: Mihono Bourbon (3*), Twin Turbo (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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One of these days i'll win it...
r8 my top 5 umas
1. teio
2. scarlet
3. biwa
4. gold city
5. brian
what does guts actually do
Special Week is my favorite uma musume.
started the game yesterday, i didn't expect it to grab me this hard
King Halo makes me want to kill myself.
>>530145953 (OP)>(Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)FIX ALL THIS SHIT YOU DOUBLE NIGGERS!
Holding hands with Tachyon
I find it funny how the man who composed Umapyoi Densetsu (a Denpa song) is the same guy who composed "Heavens Divide" and "Sins of the Father" from Metal Gear Solid.
A real case of
> I have two sides
When do I need to start worrying about building up Umas for PvP? I'm always skimping on Stamina when doing Career and I know it's fucking me over.
URARA NO DON'T DO IT PUT DOWN THE KNIFE!!!!
I got 1 Tama and 2 Tucker in 200 pulls (without exchange). I have 2 rainbow crystals so I can mlb Tucker right now. Also I have 29k jewels so I can make another 200 rolls to get Tama. But maybe it is better to save jewels for half anniversary and continue using mlb Nishino instead of Tama. At half anniversary with high chances will be new strong uma or support. What will be better?
>>530146213Once you're comfortable with clearing URA, if you don't care about staying in the highest bracket then just take it easy and don't burn yourself out.
The reason why horse name are so weird is because (according to official rules):
1. Horse names must be unique so they could not be mistaken for someone else
2.The same name cannot be used ever again by any other horse.
All the normal names got used up centuries ago, so now you got names like Fortnite Dance and Skibidi Rizz
>>530146213When Champions Meeting is live. But they have shitters leagues, you don't need to try to compete against whales.
>>530145953 (OP)>Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
>>530146306>Fortnite DanceFortnite collab when? I need the umapyoi emote.
>>530146306>so now you got names like Fortnite Dance and Skibidi Rizzthat can't be true. Tell me it's not
Maybe the real Uma Musume are the Toreno-sans we meet along the way.
https://youtu.be/GyOPL2TwBHg?list=RDGyOPL2TwBHg
>>530145953 (OP)>Register here: >>524354428 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)Your laziness and retardation is commendable
>>530146298You don't really need Tama if you already have Flower, or so I've heard.
>>530146213The pvp in global is looking like it's gonna remain pretty casual anyway
all the runs were done on 900-600-600 maru.
>>530146306So as per rule #1 I could not just name a Horse "Special Week II"? I mean, if it's unique enough for kings it should be fine for horses...
How do I train Special Week? I keep failing her.
>>530146489Nah, you can definitely go for it. We have a horse name Loves Only You in game, doesn't stop Loves Only You 2025 from being born and named.
Imagine the fanart when Inflation Nation gets added to the game
>>530146538There is a whole anime about that.
>win 5 careers in a row
>none of them get the URA finale spark
>>530146306Actually you are allowed to reuse horse names, but there are some rules about it
1. It can't be a famous name
2. The original horse must be deceased
3. A certain amount of years has passed after the death of original name owner
4. You get the permission of the original horse's owner
5. It's not a crown name
So in several years you technically can name your horse Campaign Girl (Spe's birth mother) if you fulfill all those rules
>>530146405Kids Looking Touchable is a horse name you expect Skibidi Rizz to not be?
Everyone goes for Swinging Maestro but isn't Gourmand just as good if I'm doing pace?
Italian jockey of Duramente (Mirco Demuro) took home the uma musume version of his horse
>>530146475Japan already done the homework.
>>530146405Anything can be a horse name
https://youtu.be/e3GKiRp333w
Mayano Top Gun and Gold Ship singing Danger Zone
I thought the Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower stuff was mostly a thing of the past but you telling me Triple Tiara winner Liberty Island had to be put down young just two months ago while she was racing? Brutal.
>>530146710nah because Gourmand only triggers once at mid race whereas Maestro can happen 3-4 times
>>530146710In value, yeah. The main strength of swinging maestro is that it happens on corners so you refill the tank before popping off all your final stretch skills.
>>530146304>>530146313>>530146470Alrighty, I'd be happy if it stays mostly chill but I'll gladly stay in a shitter league as long as I can get some rewards and dailies done. Even my shitty Umas can win sometimes but now that I'm starting to get B rank Umas and getting into higher ranks I'm starting to get smoked I'd say 60% of the time.
>>530146598for me it's Tommy Two Socks
what the FUCK am I supposed to collect from Collect From Ike
>>530146661Thats a lot of points of failure, no wonder you almost never see reused names
How the fuck do you get A class horses, I can barely break B+ and only on speed ones
Tourist here but have been playing since JP launch
How do you trainers feel about the game getting extremely popular in the west?
Are you happy about it or has it been unbearable? I've been avoiding talking to people about it as soon I found out popular streamers were playing it
>>530146598>Hilarious affairwhats so funny, huh?
>>530146791You only need one good/lucky run to get a high enough score to go up a group
>>530146881not my problem
I love Bakushin. She's such a dumb goofball and playing her is just as retarded as she is.
>>530146881I don't mind if cykagames get something good out of it for JP, like a scenario that actually take place in America and the rights to american horses.
>>530146881Don't really care either way I don't get involved in famdoms directly.
>>530146598>Tommy Two SocksI need it
is this event even doable if I just started?
>>530146213at least not until you reach class 3 and have full 15 girl teams.
the thresholds to rank up in class 1 and class 2 are basically free even without "proper" pvp builds
>>530146836Sum of Stats above 3.5k
>>530146881A little annoyed by the unironic faggots on the usual SNS, but I'm just waiting for the hype to die down. Its not that big a deal to be honest.
>>530146881Popular streamers will eventually move on. Just bear with it for like a week or two.
>>530147028>borrow a Special Week support>spam bakushin + speed careersProbably
I like it when Urara wins, she's visibly shaking from excitement.
>>530146725What a based old man
>>530146669>Kids Looking Touchablebanner when
>>530146881Too early to tell. As far as I can see it'll be a flash in the pan. Big uptake by big names trying to milk it for views and such then the moment that dies down the only people left will be the core audience (weebs). I thankfully am blessed with the ability to choose what who I associate with and media I consume so the cringe factories are largely irrelevant. It isn't the kind of thing that the kind of people that make undertale OCs are attracted to so I think we will be able to avoid cringe by association.
>>530147073Better question is when is HE coming
>>530146770fucking misinformation gremlins polluting my /uma/ with made up bullshit
>>530146881The game will be as dead as it was before whilst actual gachas with actual gameplay on steam will continue on basking in popularity and success as before.
Wuwon.
>>530146881/uma/ has certainly taken a beating with unironic eceleb orbiters and the usual shitflinging gacha monkeys.
>but what about xitterDon't care. I guess the artists I follow shilling their uma with broken English is amusing.
>>530147159>>530147073You're all wrong. When is this CHAD coming
> G Cup Daisuki
>>530147028Started two days ago and i'm 7/8 in the story and already got the SSR from the wheel, it's doable but you'll have to try hard and win some runs
>>530147071and how would you do that? Level stats that have the most friends on them in turn? Still confused about stat system as a whole and what's important. I'm just using 3 speed, Creek, FM and 1 str on every horse
Is American or European horse racing not as popular as Japanese horse racing?
>>530147109>>530147118>>530147151I'm hoping it'll die down within a month
And if that doesn't happen, Make A New Track will probably do it
>>530147119what I'm doing lol
>>530147028I just started today and I already got 120k
>>530146881its neat that more people are liking it but then there are also more insufferable people in the community which is annoying. in any case it doesn't really affect me that much, i just gotta moderate my timeline more.
>>530147293If by "popular" you mean "money made" then japan is pretty far down the list
>>530147186>MEJIRO RYYYYAAAAN>OOOOGURI CAPPU>AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>follow the instructions and only train speed on Bakushin
>get repeatedly fucked mid-career
You fags lied to me. Pace is objectively better than this speed meme
Can past horse be compared to modern standard? I assume today's horse is more jacked compared to past horse. Also what about doping, is it as disgusting as the Olympic?
>>530147293Pretty sure its the biggest in America
>>530147186Can she be a Pirate?
>>530147293Bongland will always be the home of racing
>>530147451A roid rage horse sounds scary, would actually just kick the soul right out of your body
>>530147442>take an SSR twin turbo support from wherever>get moxie early>winIt's that easy
>>530147293American, but literally all the thoroughbreds come from the UK.
>>530147491Do the current bong royal family still maintain Elizabeth's horses or did they turn them to glue already?
>>530147442Speed and the occasioanl wit is all you need, you probably just have bad skills and/or got unlucky, you can get away with 1200 speed and some small wit.
>>530147451Modern horses especially American ones are inbred genetic freaks
>>530147451it's probably just looked down on so hard that the tracks would just not let you race a roided up horse and people would kick your ass.
they all do it naturally which is why stallion cum is worth so much money.
at least that's my hunch anyways.
>>530147557The Uma Bomber...
>>530147242>/uma/ has certainly taken a beating with unironic eceleb orbiters and the usual shitflinging gacha monkeys.That's sad. I've only been here a couple times but it was usually alright
I hope it doesn't turn into another /hsrg/ or /zzz/
Just found out one of the name has already been recycled.
> Gold City, foaled 2014
> allowed as the 1984 City (the golden one in Umamusume) die without ever becoming a stud
Well that's a real thing
>>530147028you might get fucked on the prize derby bingo cards since a lot of the tokens for those come from dailies
>>530147587No the royal stable is still a thing
>>530147219what did I say that was wrong??
>>530146881I don't go on twitter or twitch so I couldn't care less what the unwashed masses are into
>>530147242>and the usual shitflinging gacha monkeys.It's crazy how there are like a dozen dudes just shitting up gacha generals with rage bait tribalism all day. They get attracted to currently popular and new gacha threads like flies to shit.
>>530147686>Die bitchless as race horsekwab
are the anime girls named after the horses or are they supposed to be the horses?
>>530147676I'm sure /wuwa/ will make sure of it considering they've seethed constantly since the game got a steam release, like they do when literally any gacha gets a steam release.
>>530147803Gacha wars has taken the place of console wars of yesteryear.
>>530146298Just uncap Tama slowly, you can already cap power with Nishino on island scenario. Half-anni is guaranteed to have some powercreep.
>>530147758it triggers once like any other skill.
like other corner skills, it silently picks one random point on one corner at the start of the race and triggers once you reach that random point
this is also how straightaway skills work. they pick a random point on any straightaway and their one trigger happens when you reach it.
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YESSSSSSSS FINALLYYYYY
>>530146298Also Tucker is fine at 3*, save your stone.
>>530147913>it triggers once like any other skill.I've definitely had it proc more than once
>>530147803set up filters the right way and you'll rarely ever see them.
those monkeys can't avoid using some of their favorite annoying words every given opportunity so it makes it easy to figure out which one keeps offending and being able to easily hide their posts.
Is using trainer cards even necessary?
>>530147982summer goldship bros...
>>530147959And now you need to do it 2 more times
>completely god tier run so far
>fail a 19% training in the summer
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>530148030For later scenarios yes. At the moment they're good consistency cards if you have nothing better
>>530147803Every time they come to my general, they just get bored and leave. We had a /pol/schizo and we all got excited because we finally had someone shitting up our thread and then he just left
Finally... SEX WITH OGURIN UOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH
Oguri, my HERO. Road to 9* begins here.
Imagine they translated the title and it was genuinely just called Horse Daughters or Horse Girls here
>>530147242The SV general was faster than /uma/ and it eventually slowed down so I'm assuming it's gonna calm down.
Why did they have to make Haru Urara so cute...
I hate seeing her lose every time.
>>530148063ganbatte urarara-chan! you will win it this time! please don't cry
>>530148220I want to hug, pet and tell her she is doing her best everytime she is on my start screen
>>530147803>It's crazy how there are like a dozen dudes just shitting up gacha generals with rage bait tribalism all day.motherfucker you ARE those dudes
I've seen an upsurge in uma posters shitting up wuwa with dumb avatarposting and posting steam player statistics in our threads
>>530147362What do you mean? The biggest betting race in the world is in Japan.
>>530148380its just the fatherly instincts kicking in for all the lonely 40+yo anons..
What's the easiest way of finding irl videos of an uma I like, I see golshi has a lot of them with him playing around but I can't find any on curren chan
Is there any way for me to link a JP account to Steam? The DMM client is ass.
you're in the field and this guy touches your trainee's thighs. what do you do
>>530148220Art imitates life.
>>530148537that's fake, he could never catch Bakushin to touch her
I want to care and protect this hors.
>Can't use my McQueen card to train McQueen
Nyo...
>>530148030Tazuna should be an auto-slot in all decks at this point.
>>530148481Don't fall for it.
Why do umas have to race? Why is there such massive infrastructure and social influence in place to make all umas feel shoehorned into racing with no other options in life? Doesn't this all seem unethical?
>>530148493Maybe the owner don't want to. Or retired Curren hate camera
Try
> ใซใฌใณใใฃใณmaybe you have better luck
>>530148602I came first on Opera's eggs.
>>530148641You are fucking retarded
>>530148641The director of tracen is literally an uma that doesn't race
>>530148641Umas have a NEED
A NEED for SPEED
>>530148537Call my Sea Spiders and boot up the 3 Goddesses AI.
Urara owes me irrumatio after helping her win the Final
>>530148702she's just a normal human though?
>>530148641I know this hentai...
holy fuck you can just cheeze the bingo, here I was malding over getting 25 turns twice, if you just tap it and tap IMMEDIATLY, you'll get the the pirze 1 over, so you just IMMEDIATLY stop it 9 times in a row to get all 9, the more you know
I submit my first A rank uma for judgment.
Suzuka is also my first 9 spark uma so feel free to follow me if you want to borrow her.
623159637274
>>530148769She will smile, jump around you and cry tears of happiness. Thats all you get and it will make you even happier.
>>530148641>Why do people going to a racing academy race?Truly a mystery
>>530148641umas like to race because it's built into their genes for some fucking reason, in any case after they've hit their peak and graduate they become actual members of society afterwards.
She never lost a race holy
>>530147898>My gambling game is better than your gambling game
>>530146189The full story is that he was told to make a catchy song but uma musume itself didn't know what it wants to be yet. Frustrated, he wrote that song in response.
>>530148858so just spam click to get the animation to stop? ive been spam clicking the thing to skip the animation this entire time and that hasnt happened to me
>>530148769DONT LEWD MY DAUGHTER
>>530149054ofc it hasn't this guy is completely bullshitting
>>530148641Imagine being so cynical that you can't accept that hors simply olev go fast.
I pity those who have never felt similar passions or the runner's high.
>https://youtu.be/eAkxxgEHEmg
>there's an EN Umapyoi
WTF
>>530141519Very convenient. Is there a version for cards?
>>530148770that's what she wants you to think! i have actual visual evidence that the dire
>>530149073I'll take good care of her, Father
>>530146661So the guy who named their horses the same as uma ocs is actually being an asshole
you can get 10000 event points an hour clicking through bakushin runs without ever viewing races
>>530148658Yeah I tried with japanese terms and all but no luck
>>530148943>after they've hit their peak and graduate they become actual members of society afterwardsAnd do what? They haven't been trained or educated to do anything else other than racing.
Nice uma you have there, unfortunately, she's looking looking a little bit... outclassed right now.
>>530149241They are educated enough to get a job
>>530149091I would have recorded the video if you were going to doubt me, literally worked for any of the 1-3 slots in front of where it stoped previously, right as she starts her run up it will move slowly and thats when you immediatly stop it to get whatever you need
Why did Suzuka go to America after season 1?
>>530149153Uma Musume OCs isn't listed in the official horse name list maintained by JRA, so it's fine.
If it actually broke the rules, I'm sure the Japs will be the first to get mad.
Also is the real Happy Meek a successful race horse?
>>530149241You think Tracen Academy is only about racing?
>>530149363Because she died and America is hors heaven.
>>530148943They must have received a decent amount of prize money right?
>>530149191https://youtu.be/lHezzN7pB8A?si=PuGCrAjGiBZuOKbY
I found one apparent it was from the hong kong television, you can try your luck from there, her chink name is there ็ๆฉๆ
>>530149002how'd you swing that? the 3k race filters me
>>530149363That's the cover story. She actually became a laptop.
>>530149363Because she wanted to go to America in season 1
Can you use an uma and her alt on the same team like on pricunny?
>>530146881I havent seen any retards outside of those who are obviously trolling, it's fine by me. It's not like this general doesnt have their fair share of dumb opinions pre global.
>>530149349>>530149406If I can't get a job with a STEM degree then no way in hell those umas are getting a job either. They're all going to be NEETs, hikkis, or homeless after graduation.
>>530149448Nope, only one between the two.
>>530149363Because the IRL broke her leg and got euthanised on the track, but Cygames didnt want to actually kill off an Uma, so to america she goes
>>530149305She needs to bend over and flip her skirt already.
>>530149241Umas can attend college, and even Tracen has a sports science track.
Besides that, you do know there are avenues for successful athletes to transition to desk jobs in their governing body, right?
Which champion should I pick with my pick ticket?
>Play with daiwa
>currently at 1st place
>vodka shows up in the last minute to win
Fuck.
>>530149542Whoever make your pp hard
God I fucking suck with these medium/long runners, they'll either get stuck and place 14th or they'll make top 3
>>530149434You should be building McQueen to front run 3000+ races for other modes, bro. It's actually the mid races that's more annoying in her career.
>>530149547Which Uma steals your races the most?
That's how I will pick my favorite Uma.
>>530149536>yes we want to hire low intelligence umas
>>530148641You wouldn't get it.
>>530149505It's okay because they will marry someone to take care of them even if they couldn't land a job
>>530149623well no shit, that's the whole problem
>>530147959What are your final stats here? Also does the parent need to be 3* spark?
>>530149434I front run her the entire career since it requires less stamina and I got an early gold stamina skill
>>530149635Every office needs dedicated sexual relief
>>530149505> Head of URA business divisionYeah they do have a normal job
Will I still be able to watch G1s with anons in this thread...
>>530149641I'm so mad that the trannylators made her not call (You) master in global.
>>530149742Do you host the viewing rooms?
>>530149635>implying they're hired to do anythingThe UFC gave some of its founding veterans desk jobs, and when that company got bought up every one of those eggheads but for the few guys who bothered to clock in got the boot because the rest were literally just collecting paychecks.
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>>530149683>does the parent need to be 3*no, just aim for 1100 speed, this gives the max chance for a 3* spark
It's totally rng, the spark has to roll speed, then has to roll the amount of stars and you get max odds for a 3 star at 1100 speed
I used a 2 star uma for this one
I did it bros. triple crown baby
>>530149505Not their fault, that you are stinky and cant get a job or start a family.
>>530149976Reward her by getting a nursing handjob
>>530147959>speedlol
lmao even
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Does my region matter?
>>530150083No, just pick Iran.
>>530150083Rates are worse if you're from Bangladesh.
>>530150127Only umas should pick Iran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1wbsMZZosk
>>530149635>Shit, Umadacchi. You only got 200 wit
>>530146881Been playing in JP since day 1, it will come to pass like what happened in JP. Just give it a few months or so and people will be enjoying both JP and Global in peace.
>>530150292Be yourself and get lucky.
Imma giving this ninjin an ass wooping.
>doing Air Groove's career
We're practically married!
>>530147073>>530147159>>530147254*blocks your path*
When are we getting the GOAT
hello sir, any codes I can redeem?
>english version of umapyoi densetsu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
>look inside
>its half japanese
Am I supposed to know what umadacchi and kimi no aiba ga mean?
>>530150604That's how hors is supposed to be.
>>530150579Yes. This will all be in the trainer selection exam.
>>530150579The song is nonsense anyways
>>530150579>he doesnt know
>>530150604You need to put on some clothes mother.
But what IS Umapyoi?? And Umapoi? And Umadacchi and Umasuki???
>>530149505Idk anon imagine all the jobs where a human with the strength and endurance of a horse would be desirable. The only email sending jobs they will get are as the executive's secretary.
>>530150714>UmapyoiSex
>UmapoiSex
>Umadacchi(You)
>UmasukiSex
>>530150714Sex with horse girls
>>530150292Farm Bakushins with a 6 speed card deck and pray.
>>530150734I would hire my wife as my personal secretary, because Uma's in OL attire are super hot.
>>530150714Depends on how you feel about consent. It's either rape or normal sex.
I completed like 20 careers today. I got one 2* and nineteen 1*
https://youtu.be/Itb3LHBTdDQ?si=_8XvHvTNYL6_ggtn best track theme
>>530149363I don't know if it's 100% true but I trust factoids anon.
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>I cried so hard for more umamusume poooorn
>But in the end its got no lewd doujiiiiiiins
Man fuck the horse yakuza
>>530150867It's about the journey.
>>530150867maybe.. just maybe you shud take a break anon..
>>530150885twinkle star climax is the best one
>>530150514Suzuka is perfect
If you scratch an Uma's ear, would they cum?
>>530150985She's too thick here
>>530150985Suzuka has a nice Suzukass
>>530151047It would be extremely painful.
should I bother saving the debut/voucher tickets or just use them now?
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finally, a win for gold shi.
What kind of Support cards do you want on Haru Urara?
>>530150885https://youtu.be/TXBu0So8luk?si=3CKg3YGZUrQyGdr4
for me it's this, especially the last spurt
Can I get a tl;dr on sparks and choosing legacies?
You do not know true terror untiled you tried to rape an Umamusume because you are horny and finding out the hard way that not only are Umamusume stronger than you but they are also hornier.
I really like this hors. I enjoyed her campaign a lot
>>530150889>I dreamt of Silence Suzuka....
>>530145953 (OP)https://youtu.be/kFvjfP5W0To?si=TDHTx538rshnChWc
Thread theme!
>>530151221ANON THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
>>530150514God damn that swimsuit is barely hanging on
>>530151160Does Emperors Might go as hard as I think it doesn for a end/late uma?
>El Condor Pasa
>Everything about her theme is mexican
>is the designated american english Umamusume
What
This is the kind of shit that gets Beaners deported
>>530151149Just use them, they don't update.
are the uma's supposed to be the horses but anime girls or are they just named after the horses?
>>530150885>>530151184For me it's Grand Masters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLcT3SOo4rk
>>530151409>is the designated american english UmamusumeThat's Taiki Two Shuttles though.
>>530151436They run at 70 km/h bro
>>530151405yes its hoghly recommended for late/end for mid/long races, on miles might take a bit of luck
I really want Rudolf
I want hug Rudolf
>>530151483i don't like that
i would just imagine them as anime girls named after famous race horses
>>530151436>race hors dies in our world>reincarnates in the umaverse as a hors girl>gets a second chance to fulfil its hopes and dreams on the track>no glue, only happy endings (marriage with trainer-kun after retirement)
>>530151436It's basically a horse isekai, they are the real horses
>>530146881Anything that gets popular in the west dies a horrible death soon after just like what happened to anime and japanese culture, so yeah its over
>>530151405She would've lost without that skill
>>530151405Can be, from what I can tell if you have a good velocity skill it needs to be combined with a good acceleration skill, this goes both ways.
>>530151409Nah you can't get more American than Taiki Shuttle
>>530151564>>530151561yeah but 99% of those horses were male thats fucking gay
is that even canon
i would rather pretend they are just named after famous horses
>>530150885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZRake-vQk
i like this one the most
Their butts must smell so good after a race.
>>530151670Well that's a (You) problem.
>>530151670It's Horse Girl Pretty Derby, they're all girls regardless of the details.
>>530151471>>530151664Then why does she never speak mexican in any of her lines, english or japanese escept for her name?
>>530151409>is the designated american english UmamusumeBro? Literally Taiki Shuttle?
>>530151670You are broken
>>530151774They all speak grunts and English though.
>>530151774do you play the game
she does speak spanish a lot
>>530151884I imagine Japs look at this like I look at moonrunes.
>>530151670Stop thinking about horse cocks
>>530151670I accepted being a faggot after I became attracted to this 12 years ago.
>>530147748how do you even get stats like these
am I too stupid for this game bros
>>530151926She does speak Spanish in JP too, and not in moonrunes.
>>530151670i think you are a mentally ill retard. Is this your first japanese media you've ever seen?
>>530151774>El Condor Pasa was named after the Peruvian musical play of the same name, as Watanabe had a peer in his alma meter (Keio University) that he respected that spent time in PeruThe horse was bred in kentucky. He has 0 mexican blood
>el condor pasa
>gran alegria
>isla bonita
>vela azul
>buena vista
am i forgetting anyone ?
When are we getting Twin Turbo, I cried and want my sprint autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obSbcCBBolg
>>530151884who is that???
>>5301519519* sparks, son
You fuckers lied to me
I went 5 speed cards and did nothing but invest on speed for bakushin and i got smoked at the ura finals
>>530151974bleh what is it with the japanese having the need to make atleast 1 nigga in to a woman
i know there are a lot of trannies in japan and asia in general but still ...
>>530151884Thats clearly not el condor pasa, where is her mask
I picked up this game recently, I don't know about horse girl lore but are there anyone who says "Homete Homete"?
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>>530151912Brown wife soon, brother.
>>530151981The south american part is from his RL sire, Kingmambo.
Mambo is a dance from....Cuba.
Yeah I have no idea either why she's a Mex
Is it just literally impossible to win with some horses if you have trash cards and legacies? Some of these girls just need every stat high.
>>530152121Post skills, maybe your skills didnt match her being a sprint and frontrunner
>>530152194Top Gun, I think.
>>530149823>not being a skipgod
>>530152219How soon? I blew almost everything trying to get the cyborg and scarmbled just a bit for kitasan support.
>>530151670it's canon that the umas are living in an alternative universe that is most similar to the original one (us), so making them girls are not a problem at all. anything can happen in an alternate universe
>>530152145again, you're a mentally ill newfag. This concept isn't new. It has nothing to do with trannies. You're actually embarrassing, stop posting
>>530152308but you lose on all the good stuff anon
>>530152109Did you borrow a 3* or did you work up to that?
>>530152263Thats why you have have to pull on Kitasan Black and stop pulling afterwards and save
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>>530152306Much thanks, I will now roll for that two-star and invest all my resources into her
I'm a total noob
Do people reroll? I can roll Umas, but I got this random support card. Is it good? Does it even matter?
Is there any guide for best support cards for different umes? I want to play career with Silence Suzuka but I have no idea which cards to use
>>530152380Oh that's not me, I just assumed that anon was sparkmaxxing to get those stats
>>530152329What kind of cruel fucks name their kid Antagonist?
>>530152121Get some slightly better legacies, cards and front runner style/sprint skills going, be sure to borrow legacy and cards as well. You really don't need much with her and can just max speed along with minimum amount of wit but you can get unlucky or lose because of bad skills still. I didn't change up my strat with her at all but I still lost my first two runs even with her even though I was doing the same thing.
>>530152194There is an uma who says that and is a cat, but she isn't for global for a while.
>>530152387Even if they get Kitasan but she's not MLB, it would still be optimal to borrow MLB Kitasan over using their incomplete copy.
>>530152329What's the crime?
>>530152349How would you feel if you got genderbent in another world and multiple anons are dying to fuck you?
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>>530152363genderbend is trannime shit
it's fucking gay and weird
and you keep defending it because you know it's gay and weird teh diffrence is you are in to that shit
why did they even decide oh yeah the horses are reincarnations of real life horses
like nigga why are japs like this
Is there any career score calculator or guide?
>>530151561But Goldship is still alive in our world.
You're not a gay stallion faggot lover are you?
>>530148175NINE STARS right after with MY QUEEN
>>530152637then go somewhere else that isn't 4chan
>>530152591genderbend is literally tranime shit i refuse to touch anything which has anything close to that
>>530152637Please learn to separate fiction and reality.
>5.8k-th in PVP
Jesus how many people are actually on global?
I refuse to believe I'm that much of a shitter.
>>530152637Damn that's a lot of repressed emotions. I hope you find peace.
>>530152637holy shit
>>530152363 had you squared with
>mentally ill newfagJust get a normalfag hobby if you're so terrified of being judged by imaginary strangers.
>>530152637Fix your syntax, you type like an illiterate faggot.
>>530151951By having strong parents and understanding the training system better. If you need a 9* to get rolling follow me
>>530148874 and use my Suzuka to breed strong front runners.
This game is emotionally manipulative, a lonely oji-san like me can't take it
>>530152219> Hishi Amazon's usually the girl on the finish line> For season 2, let's just put a cardboard stand of her doing thatKek.
>>530152312You have a few months to save.
Friendly reminder if your Uma doesn't have a wedding dress alt she's for the stables
>>530152674https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/279309
Here's a massive toolbox
https://ใฆใๅจ.ๆป็ฅ.tools/tools
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>>530152701He's special and can do whatever the fuck he wants. Who are we to to deny what he wants.
Can Taiki Shuttle spark dirt (with B tier dirt)?
>>530152882My fellow African-Americans.
>>530153007Nah, only A and above aptitude can be spark candidate
>530152637
Bait used to be believable.
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>>530152846Join the Canon wife cult
>>530152312>>530152924just wait for the limited selector 1 month later
>>530152924That's good. I will have saved enough by then again and will feel comfortable again to spend some cash on it, if needed.
>>530152795Genuinely like why is it so hard to not add tranny shit in a video game.
>>530152839i would rather DIE than fix my ESL spelling. It's what makes me human.
>>530152882Kisatenbrosโฆ
>>530145953 (OP)Why she looks retarded?
Will my horse girl still love me if I can only bench press 180 pounds?
>>530152718Hell yeah I am
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these are some fuckass phones
>>530153134Or I'll just do that, thanks.
she looks so happy
I love her
>>530153207No but she may be a little shocked by how extra rapeable you are
>actually made a good Urara
>in the finals she pops like 8 skills at once
>gets boxed in so they don't mean shit
>manage to win with the last clock
At this point I think they are forcing loses to burn through our clocks
>>530153154>Genuinely like why is it so hard to not add tranny shit in a video game.These racing horses are actually trannies IRL. Someone said they have weird chromosomes or some shit and they're infertile. Like they're actual trannies IRL.
>>530153127Nah I know about the sex dungeon. Not going to fall for it
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you could have just diced the carrot...
There are two types of trainers:
The first type:
>uma loses
>trainer: what the fuck what a fucking disappointment im going to fuck you until morning you might be a g2 level horse but atleast your pussy is on the g1 level!
The 2nd type:
>uma loses
>uma: what the fuck I tried my best this makes me so frustrated holy shit trainer come here and eat me out before I go there a fucking rape you
Which type of trainer are you and who is your uma?
>>530153482She's got a big mouth...
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>>530153336forgot pic
Also I would be remiss to not mention I specifically took a ton of skills for positioning and she STILL gets boxed in
Saw NL playing this and it looked hype. How autistic is it though I already have a couple of gacha games going I want to just play this casually a few hours a week. Is it possible?
>>530153503There are no two words more harmful in the English language than โgood jobโ
>>530149505e-thot exist in umaverse
>>530152545>>530152194There's also this dog.
>>530151951mlb support cards bwo
>>530153557The daily takes about 30 min if you want a usable uma afterward
>>530153352I learned my favorite horse girl was a stallion, and it's pretty much confirmed that these girls are reincarnations of these horses in a new universe, so it's gay now for me. It ruins it so much. the same reason why I don't like reincarnated as a spider: for some reason they have to add a random character who got genderbent. I fucking hate trannies, man.
>>530152736thats some bs luck u hv there anon
>>530153707Even trannies have more brain function than you
>lost a bakunshin debut because she is on pace by default
why is she even on pace?
>>530153745Fuck Pace chaser, Bakushin is all about Front runner.
>blasting through a quick vodka run
>don't really care too much about what I'm picking
>double skip short events
>hot springs ticket flashes on screen for a fraction of a second
>thought I'd missed the event entirely
>win ura finals somehow
>hot springs event happens afterwards
>actually skip through it that time
Thank god they have the archive. Every tomboy has a place in my heart so I'm glad I got it with her. That said I haven't decided on a favourite uma yet.
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last thing Opera O sees
>>530153751Depends, will you watch it?
>randomly win 5 times in a row on team trials
>somehow shot up from 110000th to 13000th in the rankings
What the fuck is this??
If I'm going to be a faggot for liking this then I accept my fate.
>>530151048ehhh is just a little more, nothing too egregious
>>530153801IQ check. You failed
>>530153745Too high IQ for me
>>530153813BAKUSHIN
>>530153849Win streaks increase your score multipliers.
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>>530153849Now try attacking the top people all the time.
>>530153745>800 speedBro i can get 900 speed on long stamina racers pretty consistently but this particular uma should have 1100-1200 speed by the end
>want to try this game out
>going to link it with my granblue account
>realized that my account is gone cause they get rid of facebook log in
rip my gbf I never was going to play it ever again but still
>>530153745Did you run her as a pase? You'll need power than that.
>>530153949You think you want an Uma wife until you see the food bill
>>530152736time for a drink
Is Vodka a Mile or Medium?
>>530154013Its only really bad with 3 or so.
>>530154013Just don't pick slampigs and you're fine.
>>5301540579% what a drunk
>>530154059Mile, I cant even replicate my 1st Vodka who won the finals FUCK
>meticulous measures activate
>bakushin looks to her side
>starts moving to box Taiki who was also a front runner
What a cruel skill. Lmao.
I'm able to clear URA finals with most horses pretty confidently now but still getting just B's, how do I get to A and beyond?
>>530153826She's waaaay flatter than I remembered.
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>>530154057You think they booze the same way they eat?
So how do I prioritize for late runners? Speed> Power>Stam?
I assume Power is just for breaking out and changing lanes
>>530154187https://www.firstchoiceequine.com/post/the-art-of-precision-selective-breeding-for-peak-performance-in-racehorses
>still can't clear the URA consistently
>lose G2 career races with as #1 favorite
>but somehow win (if I even get that far) URA finales at 10th favorite
I don't get it
i hit every friendship training I can but even getting to 600 points while requiring 4 different stats at once is just impossible at this stage
how did the JPs get SS rank in 3+ stats using only silver cards???
Uuuh what? What did Nice Nature mean by this?
>>530154195Jungle Pocket B77ใปW56ใปH80
Dantsu Flame B90ใปW60ใปH88
>>530154187Pick 3 wit cards make sure one of them is fine motion, pick 3 speed cards then pick Bakushin. You never have to rest since Wit keeps criting if you can end on both wit and speed in the 1000s you get 11k power and A score.
God, I hate raising Gold Ship. She does great for 3/4 of the run and then just randomly fucking explodes.
I'm gonna do a Winning Ticket run for the first time wish me luck bros
She's named Winning Ticket so this should be easy.
>>530154416I'm in the same spot, I don't get this game.
No clu how anons gets 1200 in 2 skills and then like 500-600 in the rest. Must be minmaxxed up the ass
>>530151664this how americans act according to japan.
>>530154439She is letting you know...
>>530154307Power is acceleration so it's extremely important for late. Getting to your top speed sooner means you're at a higher speed than anyone else and at your top speed for longer.
>>530154479Everyone kinda feels ass compared to front runners and the further back you go with your style the worse you'll get hit by rng, I hope this changes down the line. It's a shame because front runner is definitely the most boring style to watch.
>>530154516>>530154416>9* Stamina rentals>x* Golshi Stamina of their ownYou just need to dump speed on this setup and occasional power
can suzuka stop moaning every time she's tired
Gold ship breeding video (CENCORED)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvN9WMmsQ4
>>530154127I want this though
>>530154682Do I fucking look like I have wit?
>>530154652I don't have any rentals worth borrowing.
>Hara Urara
>Run in Arima Kinen
>X across the board
Bros...
>>530154469>Mejiro McQueenB71 W54 H76
>Silence SuzukaB70 W53 H79
She's still pretty stacked compared to the flat goddesses
horses are not allowed to be lewded but what about humans
>>530153270Daiwaaaa Scarletoo
Does anyone have numbers on how much of a stat increase is S on Distance, Style, and/or Track type? Can't find shit on this.
>>530154853>washboard suzuka
>>530154852>lose>16th>she starts cryingat least she won URA
>>530154852Can you actually win it? If so, how?
>>530154986breedmax to give her at least B in both turf and long
>>530154564Stupid hag needs breeding
>>530154986Get her turf rating to C or B minimum
>>530154842>Buy friend slots>Go check guild ranking>check sparks of people>follow leviathans with 9* >dump those who dont
I love having sex, never had it though
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>>530154857bros nobody tell him its funnier this way
>>530154857>humanHer hair colors are way too hors looking, she's definitely an uma.
>>530154857Is that really a hooman?
>>530154013As long as your uma wife is Tachyon, you don't have to worry about anything.
Accurate. I have the glazed-over trauma victim anime eyes.
>>530155073>>530155080Nice conspiracy theory
>be american horse
>get depressed over burgers
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Would you sniff glue made from uma musume?
>>530155073>>530155080>Duplicate file existsDo we really share a single brain cell?
Since everyone can now have 40 skills, it feels like the entire run is decided on whether I can proc summer uma+right handed and medium aptitude. I hate this.
>>530155162It could be worse.
>>530155345>130cm midget>manhandles uuhhhh i dunno if I am gonna like dat..
>>530155345Imagine getting manhandled by Nishino Flower.
I wish I was good enough to turn my brain off and just run late/end but being a speedmonkey frontchud is all I can do.
>>530154630Once you get to pvp autism, nige/runner is actually the hardest strategy to train because unlike in scenario races you have to make a conscious effort to have them stay in front. They require many specialized skills to do that.
Newfag here
Do these horsegirls eat meat?
How do the red skills work?
Do they hit your other runners in teamraces too or not?
So is there a good way to get more clocks? I've been burning through mine because I'm stubborn and would rather spam clocks for better RNG than start over. I'm shooting myself in the foot by playing with shit legacies and subpar support cards but whatever.
So what does the cinderella grey anime do the regular anime doesnt
>>530155521End is a high IQ style thoughbeit
>>530155457Anon stop. I'm already hard
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>>530155457This cured my erectile dysfunction
>>530155521End and Late are the thinking's man strategies.
>>530155773AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Are humans betting on UmaMusume, are Umas rich upon retiring?
I'm going to use my ticket on either Silence Suzuka or Mejiro McQueen
Sell me on your favorite Uma if she's either of these
>>530155773Me on the bottom
>>530155773Mr Yakuza-san don't look
>>530155845End is just late but worse really
>>530155845I like them but I don't know how to build them effectively for PvP.
To the anon who said "this nigga really named Ryan" in response to a picture of Mejiro Ryan I just want you to know that your post is by far the funniest fucking thing I've seen in this general.
You fat FUCK I'm not letting you near a buffet ever again
Any good websites for builds? Alternatively, which skills are best for Nice Nature? Also, best character to grind Tenno Sho (autumn) flags?
>>530155976For sure they are betting on them. But the Umas are likely not rich in the end. Most professional athletes are exploited quite a bit. Especially since we are talking about Japan here.
Have you seen the way rikishi live? Minimum wage dead end jobs give you a more fulfilling life.
>>530156050>Classic year>500 speed>400 wit>330 powAre your cards max copies or something
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>>530155773Is this the famous Teio Step?
>>530156019And late is just pace but worse.
>>530156052...horse racing?
>>530156075>best character to grind Tenno Sho (autumn) flagsRice Shower.
>>530146461everytime i see this image, it awakes something in me.
How do I win with Mihono Bourbon? Training Speed and stamina doesn't seem to help, I get fucked on later parts of Career even with good rng
>>530156052imagine she doin this when she orgasms
>>530156052I am glad they became such good friends in the end.
It was foolish of her to think, that she stood a chance
>>530155773ANON GET DOWN THE YAKUZA IS HERE
>>530155773You can't post that
>>530155592buy them every time from the 10 minute spawn shops
that's been enough for me to keep them at 50
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>>5301561919* speed and 6*power 3*speed legacies
>>530156236Fuck racing, let's just kill each other instead
Does she like or hate One Piece?
Is this bitch fucking pregnant
No wonder her tits are so big they must be lactating
>>530156342You got multiple 3* now?
Insane I only got 1 with speed Bakushin
>>530156239Thanks. Rice was the first 3* I pulled but I still haven't gotten around to her career. I was planning getting so her soon since I also need to grind her for Spe.
>>530156375She likes Romance Dawn and hate OH MY NIKA NIKA FRUIT
>>530156390She's got her period.
>>530156317oh yeah, whats the yakuza gonna do abou
Which achievements do you have left? They're kinda buggy and I heard one theory that the unlock conditions might have been scrambled. Curious what everyone else's looks like.
>>530156480Scratch that, I thought it was sprint Tenno Sho. For autumn you want Oguri.
>>5301565463 kids at least
>>530156610I don't have Oguri. It's so over...
>>530156243I thought that was a donkey in the middle
did they censored the swimsuit?
seeeeeeex
SEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA BREED BREED BREED!!!!!!
>>530156515same as yours minus 20 career wins
something is definitely buggy to give me 500 wins achievement but not the 100 one
>>530156669Just memorize which turn the race is on and schedule it during your runs.
>>530151561am tourist here. what's the meaning of "Glue" that you're talking about?
>>530156762GOD I FUCKING WISH
>>530154768Does this horse understand what she's saying?
>>530156515>get achievement for unlocking 10 good endings>actually only gotten 1 good endingDefinitely buggy.
How does the data linking work? Is it making an account with cygames, so I can use the same one, when putting a trainer ID and password? Or is it more like fgo's account system?
>>530156768Horse bone/cartilage is/was used in glue production.
You can imagine the rest
Teio totally looks like she would milk her trainer
>>530152846Nice Nature is going to destroy you
>>530156652Don't do it, anon! You'll be shipped off to their private island with her after retirement. There you have to have lots of baby making sex with her!
>>530156546I wish this was me.
>>530156546My fuarking wife
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>>530156838Where's the bush?
globalnewfag here
The inheritance shit is very confusing..
Is it possible to do career runs where I ONLY level up speed (or power/stamina/etc) and then i end that career to have an ultra speed stat horse and then I can use that horse as a parent to help boost the speed stat of its child horse? or am i tarded
>>530156838Where's the piss?
>>530156679Isn't the global version published by Cygames?
>>530156864He looks like a good horse.
>>530155345>doing pull ups with gloves
>>530156992No it's rng
t. nigga who just got a 1* guts from Haru Urara who had 200 guts and 800 speed/power
Reminder that Teio has no tits
>>530156702Stop wanting to have sex with the mentally disabled
So what legacy stats should medium be prioritizing? Do I aim for 9* speed, or would a mix of speed/stam/power be better?
>>530157109and is a stallion
>won every single race>except for the debutI still can't believe it's possible to lose your debut.
Finally got The GOAT tag, thanks to the anons that told me how to get it yesterday. I'm getting closer to my first A rank.
>>530157136Depends on your support cards I guess, but you can never go wrong with Speed.
>>530157132She's so hot, her voice is so hot too
>1000 whole carrots for Data Link
What am I supposed to do here? I already made the password and everything on steam? Isn't it linked by default?
Game will be better with la creaturas
>>530156992>https://gametora.com/umamusume/inheritance-guideRead this, it should answer most of your questions. The short answer is no, at the end of your career it randomly picks 1 of your 5 stats as a spark. The level of spark is also rng but your chances are better the higher that particular stat is. Since the ideal spark is power/stam/maybe speed the best way to farm sparks is to make sure that you always end your career with 1100/600/600 in speed/stam/pow.
>rushed pace chaser
>falls right to the back instantly
what I am looking at
>>530156546> check the internet> died after giving birth to her final (11th) foal....well now I'm sad
>>530157281log in on another device.
While you're at it, can you post that Nice Nature nursing handjob image?
>>530156992Your stats influence how good of a legacy you get but the best way to get a good legacy is to just keep doing rolling the dice. The stat modifiers are too low to matter so it's very easy to have a max stat speed hrose and then get 1 guts for a spark, you just gotta keep playing.
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They share voice actors
https://x.com/kudaizuna/status/1941055237609189837
Man...this is a beautiful story...Still can't help but have this nasty fucked up thoughts of McQueen getting injured in that raining scenes...
It's you guys fault for making me think this way
And that's how Ai-chan was born!
>>530157437HISHI AMAZON GET DOWN!!!
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Which style of running is worthless garbage so I can avoid it and increase my chances?
>>530157521Thought she was jerking me off in thumbnail
>>530157543They're all viable but the further back you go the more you have to roll the dice for shit to not go wrong.
>>530157543late horses yearn for the box
>>530157521Wtf is this dummy doing?
Do they release new 1 stars and 2 stars or is it just 3 stars from now on?
>>530157109itty bitty chest
>>530157603This was made to make fun of AI art back in the day.
>>530157492So who provide Ai-chan star eyes gene?
>>530157543The front runner is the best rest is garbage, that's the way of Bakushin
Bakushin being set to Pace by default has fucked up the debut races of so many of my runs
>>530157503You calling her a floppie, you sunnavabitch?
Legend races today or tomorrow? And how hard are they?
>>530157634We'll get one 1 star and a few 2 stars but it's overwhelmingly 3 stars.
Secretariat in Uma Musume when?
>>530157789What did you do to make her so mad?
>>530145953 (OP)how come none of the clubs show up for me at all? Is there a difference between global regions?
>>530157839You said no to paizuri.
>>530157896they're full
global is one big region
>log into game
>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
save me
Does anyone else here start violently yelling "slut, whore, bitch" and so on at their Uma when they start losing or is that just me and Vodka? She deserves it btw
>>530157325Rng screwed you over Quiry. This game really has the most intense rng I have ever played.
>>530157904Honestly? A good choice.
If her clothes are made of silk, that takes a lot of effort to wash
>>530157994I call her a stupid nigger monkey jew
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>>530157994There isn't a Darkness-tier Do-M uma yet.
Probably won't be unless an owner explicitly asks for it, lol.
>Completing the Main Story gives you a strong SSR card
Geez you guys should telling me sooner instead of posting porn all the time!!!
>>530157994I'm more angry at Tazuna spouting random bullshit during a loss rather than giving actual constructive advice.
Low level potential skills seems pretty meh for most Umas. Or am I missing something?
>>530158072The range is too wide to say anything, you fucking love horses.
>>530158118>strong SSR cardMaybe when you uncap it to level 50. Even then I wouldn't call it strong.
Tell me there's a version of this with Haru
>play urara in JP
>1200 every stat
>still can't beat arima kinen
jesus, you really need long A and turf A huh
>>530158072Cull this down to at least 5 and we can talk.
>>530158118>strongNot as good as the gacha ones (and by that I mean literally 4 of them)
This stage of the game gotta be all figured out, any page with metabuilds I can just copy for skills/legacies? Especially the legacies look like a pain to plan out myself
>>530158346Rape without lube
>>530158248I think its a 80% penalty for having G on Turf
Goes to 0% on A and 5% bonus on S
So yes. You need very powerful Turf parents to survive
https://youtu.be/Yw8KSDv3rLw?si=goMfypacbO_DZc50
Guide to max all stats. JPcuties only.
>>530158212One nigger put it on once and got SIXTY Umazings.
Clownass world we live in.
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how good is the ura finale spark? better to have 6* with ura finale or 9* without?
>>530158406damn that's a big penalty
Ticket's career is literally impossible wtf she makes Rice's look like Bakushin's
Is this game good for someone that grooms kids on discord?
>>530158656sorry this is a chud game
>>530158174>>530158215>>530158295I don't have a good stamina card...
>>530158747Smug sleepy brat love
For the guys grinding for inheritance, do you just snipe G1s or are you race maxing with G2s everywhere you can fit them? I am struggling to consistently win G1s if I do too many races in my schedule.
>>530154857Extremely illegal.
>>530158887Just g1 for inheritance
Anyone know a tachy/uma artist that has a skeb? I have an idea
>>530158887Why would you do g2 at all
>>530159345My wife definitely is
>>530158753Your Super Milky Creek?
>>530159345somebody draw Rice Shower with a rifle in her mouth like the scene from full metal jacket and a bandage around her ankle
>>530158469-Build guts because it's powerful
-Save the ticket directly before the last ticket and uhhh if you're unlucky then you're just unlucky
-Use the already powerful cards and go race when nothing happens
>>530159529what's the difference between day 1 guts and buffed guts?
Just got a friend into Pretty Derby is there a way we can race our horses against each other?
>>530159518That would be mean, she deserves better.
>>530158346She has no idea she's going to be ditched for farm labor, that she's going to wageslave at the circus and ultimately that she's gonna become a boot due to her race results
>>530159505reposting the same shit daily? beats me
The worst uma to answer the "how hungry?" question for?
>>530159617Yes create a room
MOMMY CREEK UWAAAAA
NURSING HANDJOBS
Does the frontrunner speed strat work on umas with medium/long careers? I'm assuming you get staminacucked
>>530159912I reckon you haven't played Mayano Top Gun's career yet?
>>530159912Yeah, just pump Speed + Stamina and get some recovery skills
So starting out what's the best thing to do? Read all the story? Do career with my starting Umas before rolling?
>>530159505It's part of the contract
Air Groove be like โyeah dawg just put me in every G1 I got itโ
>>530159996Nope, still working on dirt and 3* stat inherits
>Deresute dies
>Everyone moves onto this and not T7S
Haha.
Nice. Easy tiering forever
>>530160110Do career of girls you're interested in
>>530160110skip everything until you clear the event
you only have 3 days left
https://x.com/AraneaXII/status/1941627126152847817
>>530153182she is
>>530145953 (OP)Whoever making the next OP, remember to fix the
>(Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)
>>530160016Oh good to know, would make working on inherits way easier. Fucking hate getting boxed in on G1s
>>530159885>>530160379what is a mere god to a mommy
>>530160465would
>(Dead) x9be acceptable?
>>530160474>>530160490yeah, average goldship event
When are we having the hags vs lolis grand derby?
>>530160575I want cinna rolls
gaslighting her to victory was enjoyable i dunno what anon was talkin about yesterday
an uma is so powerful she can probably pin you down and fuck you senseless on the spot
>>530160289Please big youtubers keep shilling this game. Keep attention away from T7S and we will continue doing our thing in the background.
>>530160624Only after nishino flower comes out
>>530159489I don't have it
https://twitter.com/kato_kazuhiro_/status/1941804013584101531?t=ciIxyfcF5pW78EcVTBEgIQ&s=19
luckletbros....how do i cope
>>530160575Make a good thread pls
>have 800 power
>3rd place
>it looks like your uma had trouble breaking out from the crowd, more power is recommended
my brother in christ this wasn't even the URA finals
>>530160756Why not? I thought everyone rerolled for her?
I just heard this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQ_ObZ9BaA
What the fuck is this? I thought it was some kawaii horse girl game. Does this play in the game?
>>530160709I will check it out now, thanks
>>530160682gaslighting bakushin to have 1500 kids with
>Super Creek + shota
>0 results
My Super Creep headcanon...
Maan is there really no way to just play in vertical mode on PC?
>>530160839Oh you have no idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U05JzPIww0w
>>530160856male to female?
>>530160819I don't believe in rerolling in gacha games.
>>530160967>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U05JzPIww0wAnon what am I meant to make of this
Shit making me expect an Arknights arc in the middle of this game
>>530160465what's weird is that
>>530006518 randomly added 9 separate (Dead)s onto the OP, despite the fact that it was their first time copying it, and
>>529991750 previously had no (Dead)s on it whatsoever.
>>530160709never been into rhythm games.
besides i like auto racing and horse racing is close enough
>>530160781That's the thing.
You don't
>>530161245only if she naked dogeza
>>530161245only if she show me what's under that hat
Here's your peak 2025 JP gameplay when you want to farm for sparks
eta on JP 4.5 anniv? 4 weeks?
just cleared my first career with haru
her goals are so comfy
love my genki kawaii uma so much bros
>Not a single horsecock futanari doujin
>>530160709T7S doesn't need help being obscure pal let's be real.
>>530158887>g1 racehuh? what did i miss here? g1 race give you better chance for good sparks?
What QoL features have been added to the Japanese version? Is it possible to view racers stats after the results are in, or view card details in the deck building menu?
>>530161608Those days are over my son... move on
>>530161507what am I looking at
>>530161608arent most of the porn doujins like hidden and hard to find, they do infact exist tho
Next scenario already pls
I want Aoharu Hai NOW and meet the menopausic woman
>>530161507is that a fucking built in macro on training
>>530161632G1 race wins have a chance to give a white spark
>>530161507unc i cant read that shit ong
>>530161731>menopausic womanBro your maruzensky?
Is she having fun I can't tell with her
>>530161573Watching her perform Unlimited Impact was kind of hilarious. It doesn't fit her personality at all.
>>530161632G1 races can give their own unique sparks that can provide stat boosts or skill hints.
>>530161753that's a grim future. like i get why but is that really the only option
>>530161763huh, what white spark should i aim?
>>530161738Its autoplay
You set goals, priorities, skills to buy and let the game play itself for whatever the fuck amount of time it takes to beat the run
Sadly its not sweep so it still eats up 40 mins of menuing but im unsure if sweep is even possible in this kind of game
>>530161608be the change you want to see
Can someone help a retard? I swear there's a replay function for races but I can't see it/
What stats do I need most for a Mile Leader?
How much stamina?
>>530161671websex with uma AI
>>530161881The endgame is infinite threadmill minmaxing thats just how it is
>>530162051thats just female nature, do you also need to point out that she breathes?
>>530161929Replay is not available if you skip races.
Well it is actually, but you have to restart the game first.
How hard is the legend racing thing coming later today
>>530162119The evil thoughts of what she's going to do to you
>>530162123>you have to restart the game firstWhat the fuck did the nips mean by that?
>>530162098>female naturemale nature...
>>530162198McQueen is a pure uma, just ignore the stud dungeon beneath Mejiro's mansion
>>530162192Hope you have an A rank 1200 Speed 700 Stamina Maruzensky bro
Does the difficulty scale up later? I've won 2 out of 3 careers so far and I'm wondering how it works
>>530162192You'll be up against a B+ uma that looks something like this.
bros i dont think i can compete with a real horse...
HOT STEAMY RICE SHOWER IN MY UMA MUSUME GAME?!
I'm at 96,000 event points
What do I really need from it
>>530149434how can you lose long track with her..?
>>530161840if you're farming for inherits you just want to stack races and skills
the horses you get from these are useless for PVP events and Master challenges
>>530162123>to replay you have to watch the raceThat's retarded.
>>530162332Oh bro this isnt even the tutorial
>>530162332yea its called "picking top gun as your uma"
Silence Suzuka isnโt even in my top 5 favorite horses but I feel like sheโd make the best wife. What does this mean?
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>>530162397you need 290k to get the support card
>>530162397200k more for the ssr card
Oh my fucking god I wish I had that recorded, I just saw that brat Top Gun rubber band from first to second right before the finishing line, it was insane
>>530162540Spam more bakushin careers
>>530162418>if you're farming for inherits you just want to stack races and skillsIs it worth bothering with that shit on Global? Will my 3* spark B+ rated horse really make a difference compared to a 1* spark B+ rate?
Also when spark farm do you need to win URA or it's whatever?
>>530162540>>530162594don't worry you capped at 25
>>530161834do i need to win the race?
was Mihono Bourbon really a robot IRL
what are the chances they update this banner and i profit from not using the ticket now.
I have to say I am surprised by the current "staying power" of players in this game. I have added plenty of people just like with other games when they launched and by this point I would have had to start kicking multiple out of the friend list for not logging in for several days. For uma? Everyone is still listed under 24 hours
>In this event, the key reward is the corresponding Uma Musume fragment obtained after defeating the Legend Uma Musume
>Since it is virtually the only way to collect large quantities of pieces other than gacha, it is an event that users cannot miss
love me some more grinding
>>530162612>bakushinwhy? is that the easiest one or what?
>>530162498Well she's basically an Yamato Nadeshiko.
>>530161885when did jp get this? hoping it'll be soonish that global gets this
>>530162614You use the sparks to breed good horses for pvp
>>530162684Everyone will drop the game after Kitasan's card banner ends...which is on August 1. Give it a month.
>>530162702It only matters if you care for the hose
I dont for any of the first few legraces
will still grind them because I am addicted to this game already
>>530162327>>530162352Iโm not gonna make itโฆ
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>>530162650He was called as cyborg, because of his muscle
>>530162614Well you've got nothing to do in global right now if you can already beat URA. Barely any events running while in JP you have something to prepare for every month.
Spark farm you need to clear the entire scenario in good ending (Clearing URA) to get better inherits.
>Will my 3* spark B+ rated horse really make a difference compared to a 1* spark B+ rate?More like the total amount of * matters more but I've been able to get by with 7* or 8* back then. The most important spark is the pink distance ones. S rank in distance gives you 10% more speed.
how do events work in this? you just grind career but in a different menu?
>>530162498You fell for her trap
>>530162702It's 3 races per day
Is it just me, or is late surger/end closer a fucking meme in short/mile races?
Was Silence Suzuka really silent IRL?
>>530162863Assfucking Mihono Bourbon and she slices your dick off with her muscles
>>530162940Why do you need to save your stamina on short courses?
>>530162991I'm making one I'll post it at page 8
Since i got my 6* stam 3* speed 6* turf 3* mile legacy umas i havent lost URA finale on any horse
So yes Sparks are really really good, even if not optimal
I can just use this, the pool should be fixed right? No point in saving it I assume
>>530163203Yep, just use it.
>>530163182>rice shower>late>retarded>piece of shitfits perfectly
>>530163245>hates rice shower>hes going to start posting global shit in JP threadfits perfectly
>>530163245>>530163390the thread above the riceshower one is a splitschizo thread who wants his own VGL team
>>530163390the first thread linked is to JP
this is global thread so you need to go to the rice shower one
I just spent the last 2 weeks rerolling, is it too late to get the event card?
>Newfag
>Play Rudolf campaign
>It's all about conquering the arena so she can inspire a new generation and make a place for all the Umas
>Lack good legacies, cards and boons, since it's my first time
>Start to job in later tracks
>She keeps blaming herself, saying her dream won't come and how she feels like a "washed out horse"
Man, what the fuck..she has this big protag energy, but I can't catch a win in those races now, why the game need to salt the wound even more..
>>530163236Ended up her (funny coincidence).
I like her so I am pretty satisfied, is she good though?
I know that the individual power level of umas isn't that important but I am curious.
>>530162793what if... they never release kitasan's card at all?
just abandoned an Urara run after getting Night Owl twice, among other shitty luck.
>>530158549It's a white spark, it doesnt do shit.
Blue 3Star Spark>Red 3Star Spark/Actually Good unique>Useful whites.
>>530161632>>530161763>>530161834Shared G1 wins also buff your affinty bonus, so it's a good idea to do farm the same G1's on both parents and the actual horse so you got a horse where the grandfathers and the parent shares the G1 victories.
>>530161618Keep it obscure.
>>530165764it's good down the road when you get into double circle breeding.
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