Thread 530145953

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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Gold City (3* Alt), Chrono Genesis (3*), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' now available
Scenario Campaign:
>Trainer Exam
>Free 10 support rolls until 7/5
>Extra Rentals
>TP Usage Halved
>Discount Rental Usage
>Onsen Rate Up
Legend Race on 7/6 w/ Tap Dance City and Silence Suzuka (Summer)
Tachyon's Factor Research will be held mid July
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kmCbUtdQap3YtXnnGRrdk-_Di3pXaATnJBrPACPQcAc/edit?usp=sharing

>EN Schedule
Current Rate Up: Mihono Bourbon (3*), Twin Turbo (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
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>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

We hate Rice Shower here

One of these days i'll win it...

r8 my top 5 umas

1. teio
2. scarlet
3. biwa
4. gold city
5. brian

what does guts actually do

We hate Teio here

Special Week is my favorite uma musume.

hors

started the game yesterday, i didn't expect it to grab me this hard

King Halo makes me want to kill myself.

>>530146093
hons!

>>530145953 (OP)
>(Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)
FIX ALL THIS SHIT YOU DOUBLE NIGGERS!

Holding hands with Tachyon

I like Teio.

Please fuck my trainer

I find it funny how the man who composed Umapyoi Densetsu (a Denpa song) is the same guy who composed "Heavens Divide" and "Sins of the Father" from Metal Gear Solid.
A real case of
> I have two sides

Nice slut wife

When do I need to start worrying about building up Umas for PvP? I'm always skimping on Stamina when doing Career and I know it's fucking me over.

Suzuka olev

URARA NO DON'T DO IT PUT DOWN THE KNIFE!!!!

>>530145953 (OP)
Hi from /hg/

I got 1 Tama and 2 Tucker in 200 pulls (without exchange). I have 2 rainbow crystals so I can mlb Tucker right now. Also I have 29k jewels so I can make another 200 rolls to get Tama. But maybe it is better to save jewels for half anniversary and continue using mlb Nishino instead of Tama. At half anniversary with high chances will be new strong uma or support. What will be better?

>>530146213
Once you're comfortable with clearing URA, if you don't care about staying in the highest bracket then just take it easy and don't burn yourself out.

The reason why horse name are so weird is because (according to official rules):
1. Horse names must be unique so they could not be mistaken for someone else
2.The same name cannot be used ever again by any other horse.

All the normal names got used up centuries ago, so now you got names like Fortnite Dance and Skibidi Rizz

>>530146213
When Champions Meeting is live. But they have shitters leagues, you don't need to try to compete against whales.

>>530145953 (OP)
>Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

>>530146306
>Fortnite Dance
Fortnite collab when? I need the umapyoi emote.

>>530146306
>so now you got names like Fortnite Dance and Skibidi Rizz
that can't be true. Tell me it's not

Maybe the real Uma Musume are the Toreno-sans we meet along the way.
https://youtu.be/GyOPL2TwBHg?list=RDGyOPL2TwBHg

>>530145953 (OP)
>Register here: >>524354428 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)
Your laziness and retardation is commendable

>>530146298
You don't really need Tama if you already have Flower, or so I've heard.

>>530146213
The pvp in global is looking like it's gonna remain pretty casual anyway

all the runs were done on 900-600-600 maru.

>>530146306
So as per rule #1 I could not just name a Horse "Special Week II"? I mean, if it's unique enough for kings it should be fine for horses...

How do I train Special Week? I keep failing her.

>>530146489
Nah, you can definitely go for it. We have a horse name Loves Only You in game, doesn't stop Loves Only You 2025 from being born and named.

Imagine the fanart when Inflation Nation gets added to the game

>>530146538
There is a whole anime about that.

>win 5 careers in a row
>none of them get the URA finale spark

>>530146189
Based

>>530146306
Actually you are allowed to reuse horse names, but there are some rules about it
1. It can't be a famous name
2. The original horse must be deceased
3. A certain amount of years has passed after the death of original name owner
4. You get the permission of the original horse's owner
5. It's not a crown name

So in several years you technically can name your horse Campaign Girl (Spe's birth mother) if you fulfill all those rules

>>530146405
Kids Looking Touchable is a horse name you expect Skibidi Rizz to not be?

Everyone goes for Swinging Maestro but isn't Gourmand just as good if I'm doing pace?

Italian jockey of Duramente (Mirco Demuro) took home the uma musume version of his horse

>>530146475
Japan already done the homework.

>>530146405
Anything can be a horse name
https://youtu.be/e3GKiRp333w

Mayano Top Gun and Gold Ship singing Danger Zone

I thought the Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower stuff was mostly a thing of the past but you telling me Triple Tiara winner Liberty Island had to be put down young just two months ago while she was racing? Brutal.

>>530146710
nah because Gourmand only triggers once at mid race whereas Maestro can happen 3-4 times

>>530146710
In value, yeah. The main strength of swinging maestro is that it happens on corners so you refill the tank before popping off all your final stretch skills.

>>530146304
>>530146313
>>530146470
Alrighty, I'd be happy if it stays mostly chill but I'll gladly stay in a shitter league as long as I can get some rewards and dailies done. Even my shitty Umas can win sometimes but now that I'm starting to get B rank Umas and getting into higher ranks I'm starting to get smoked I'd say 60% of the time.

>>530146598
for me it's Tommy Two Socks
what the FUCK am I supposed to collect from Collect From Ike

>>530146661
Thats a lot of points of failure, no wonder you almost never see reused names

How the fuck do you get A class horses, I can barely break B+ and only on speed ones

NTR owes me sex

>>530146836
race

Tourist here but have been playing since JP launch
How do you trainers feel about the game getting extremely popular in the west?
Are you happy about it or has it been unbearable? I've been avoiding talking to people about it as soon I found out popular streamers were playing it

>>530146598
>Hilarious affair
whats so funny, huh?

>>530146791
You only need one good/lucky run to get a high enough score to go up a group

>>530146881
not my problem

I love Bakushin. She's such a dumb goofball and playing her is just as retarded as she is.

>>530146881
I don't mind if cykagames get something good out of it for JP, like a scenario that actually take place in America and the rights to american horses.

>>530146881
Don't really care either way I don't get involved in famdoms directly.

>>530146598
>Tommy Two Socks
I need it

is this event even doable if I just started?

>>530146725
Based jockey

>>530146213
at least not until you reach class 3 and have full 15 girl teams.
the thresholds to rank up in class 1 and class 2 are basically free even without "proper" pvp builds

>>530146836
Sum of Stats above 3.5k

when is HE coming

>>530146725
I kneel.

>>530146881
A little annoyed by the unironic faggots on the usual SNS, but I'm just waiting for the hype to die down. Its not that big a deal to be honest.

>>530146881
Popular streamers will eventually move on. Just bear with it for like a week or two.

>>530147028
>borrow a Special Week support
>spam bakushin + speed careers
Probably

I like it when Urara wins, she's visibly shaking from excitement.

>>530146725
What a based old man

>>530146669
>Kids Looking Touchable
banner when

>>530146881
Too early to tell. As far as I can see it'll be a flash in the pan. Big uptake by big names trying to milk it for views and such then the moment that dies down the only people left will be the core audience (weebs). I thankfully am blessed with the ability to choose what who I associate with and media I consume so the cringe factories are largely irrelevant. It isn't the kind of thing that the kind of people that make undertale OCs are attracted to so I think we will be able to avoid cringe by association.

>>530147073
Better question is when is HE coming

uma when?

>>530146770
fucking misinformation gremlins polluting my /uma/ with made up bullshit

>>530146881
The game will be as dead as it was before whilst actual gachas with actual gameplay on steam will continue on basking in popularity and success as before.
Wuwon.

>>530146881
/uma/ has certainly taken a beating with unironic eceleb orbiters and the usual shitflinging gacha monkeys.
>but what about xitter
Don't care. I guess the artists I follow shilling their uma with broken English is amusing.

>>530147159
>>530147073
You're all wrong. When is this CHAD coming
> G Cup Daisuki

>>530135407
lol

Mejiro McQueen desuwa

>>530147028
Started two days ago and i'm 7/8 in the story and already got the SSR from the wheel, it's doable but you'll have to try hard and win some runs

>>530147071
and how would you do that? Level stats that have the most friends on them in turn? Still confused about stat system as a whole and what's important. I'm just using 3 speed, Creek, FM and 1 str on every horse

Is American or European horse racing not as popular as Japanese horse racing?

>>530147109
>>530147118
>>530147151
I'm hoping it'll die down within a month
And if that doesn't happen, Make A New Track will probably do it

>>530147119
what I'm doing lol

tag yourself

>>530147028
I just started today and I already got 120k

>>530146881
its neat that more people are liking it but then there are also more insufferable people in the community which is annoying. in any case it doesn't really affect me that much, i just gotta moderate my timeline more.

>>530147293
If by "popular" you mean "money made" then japan is pretty far down the list

>>530147186
>MEJIRO RYYYYAAAAN
>OOOOGURI CAPPU
>AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>follow the instructions and only train speed on Bakushin
>get repeatedly fucked mid-career
You fags lied to me. Pace is objectively better than this speed meme

Can past horse be compared to modern standard? I assume today's horse is more jacked compared to past horse. Also what about doping, is it as disgusting as the Olympic?

>>530147293
Pretty sure its the biggest in America

>>530147186
Can she be a Pirate?

>>530147293
Bongland will always be the home of racing

>>530147451
A roid rage horse sounds scary, would actually just kick the soul right out of your body

>>530147442
>take an SSR twin turbo support from wherever
>get moxie early
>win
It's that easy

>>530147293
American, but literally all the thoroughbreds come from the UK.

>>530147491
Do the current bong royal family still maintain Elizabeth's horses or did they turn them to glue already?

>>530147442
Speed and the occasioanl wit is all you need, you probably just have bad skills and/or got unlucky, you can get away with 1200 speed and some small wit.

>>530147451
Modern horses especially American ones are inbred genetic freaks

>>530147451
it's probably just looked down on so hard that the tracks would just not let you race a roided up horse and people would kick your ass.
they all do it naturally which is why stallion cum is worth so much money.
at least that's my hunch anyways.

>>530147557
The Uma Bomber...

>>530147242
>/uma/ has certainly taken a beating with unironic eceleb orbiters and the usual shitflinging gacha monkeys.
That's sad. I've only been here a couple times but it was usually alright
I hope it doesn't turn into another /hsrg/ or /zzz/

Just found out one of the name has already been recycled.
> Gold City, foaled 2014
> allowed as the 1984 City (the golden one in Umamusume) die without ever becoming a stud

Well that's a real thing

>>530147028
you might get fucked on the prize derby bingo cards since a lot of the tokens for those come from dailies

>>530147587
No the royal stable is still a thing

FUCKING FINALLY

>>530147219
what did I say that was wrong??

>>530146881
I don't go on twitter or twitch so I couldn't care less what the unwashed masses are into

>>530147242
>and the usual shitflinging gacha monkeys.
It's crazy how there are like a dozen dudes just shitting up gacha generals with rage bait tribalism all day. They get attracted to currently popular and new gacha threads like flies to shit.

>>530147686
>Die bitchless as race horse
kwab

are the anime girls named after the horses or are they supposed to be the horses?

>>530147676
I'm sure /wuwa/ will make sure of it considering they've seethed constantly since the game got a steam release, like they do when literally any gacha gets a steam release.

>>530147803
Gacha wars has taken the place of console wars of yesteryear.

>>530146298
Just uncap Tama slowly, you can already cap power with Nishino on island scenario. Half-anni is guaranteed to have some powercreep.

>>530147758
it triggers once like any other skill.
like other corner skills, it silently picks one random point on one corner at the start of the race and triggers once you reach that random point

this is also how straightaway skills work. they pick a random point on any straightaway and their one trigger happens when you reach it.

YESSSSSSSS FINALLYYYYY

>>530146298
Also Tucker is fine at 3*, save your stone.

>>530147913
>it triggers once like any other skill.
I've definitely had it proc more than once

>>530147803
set up filters the right way and you'll rarely ever see them.
those monkeys can't avoid using some of their favorite annoying words every given opportunity so it makes it easy to figure out which one keeps offending and being able to easily hide their posts.

Is using trainer cards even necessary?

>>530147982
summer goldship bros...

>>530147959
And now you need to do it 2 more times

>completely god tier run so far
>fail a 19% training in the summer
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>530148030
For later scenarios yes. At the moment they're good consistency cards if you have nothing better

>>530147803
Every time they come to my general, they just get bored and leave. We had a /pol/schizo and we all got excited because we finally had someone shitting up our thread and then he just left

Finally... SEX WITH OGURIN UOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH

Oguri, my HERO. Road to 9* begins here.

Imagine they translated the title and it was genuinely just called Horse Daughters or Horse Girls here

>>530147242
The SV general was faster than /uma/ and it eventually slowed down so I'm assuming it's gonna calm down.

Why did they have to make Haru Urara so cute...
I hate seeing her lose every time.

>>530148063
ganbatte urarara-chan! you will win it this time! please don't cry

>>530148220
I want to hug, pet and tell her she is doing her best everytime she is on my start screen

>>530147803
>It's crazy how there are like a dozen dudes just shitting up gacha generals with rage bait tribalism all day.
motherfucker you ARE those dudes
I've seen an upsurge in uma posters shitting up wuwa with dumb avatarposting and posting steam player statistics in our threads

>>530148332
You're weird.

>>530147362
What do you mean? The biggest betting race in the world is in Japan.

>>530148380
Yeah...

>>530148380
its just the fatherly instincts kicking in for all the lonely 40+yo anons..

What's the easiest way of finding irl videos of an uma I like, I see golshi has a lot of them with him playing around but I can't find any on curren chan

Is there any way for me to link a JP account to Steam? The DMM client is ass.

you're in the field and this guy touches your trainee's thighs. what do you do

>>530148220
Art imitates life.

>>530148537
that's fake, he could never catch Bakushin to touch her

I want to care and protect this hors.

>Can't use my McQueen card to train McQueen
Nyo...

>>530148030
Tazuna should be an auto-slot in all decks at this point.

>>530148481
Don't fall for it.

Why do umas have to race? Why is there such massive infrastructure and social influence in place to make all umas feel shoehorned into racing with no other options in life? Doesn't this all seem unethical?

>>530148493
Maybe the owner don't want to. Or retired Curren hate camera
Try
> カレンチャン
maybe you have better luck

>>530148602
I came first on Opera's eggs.

>>530148641
You are fucking retarded

>>530148641
The director of tracen is literally an uma that doesn't race

>>530148641
Umas have a NEED
A NEED for SPEED

>>530148602
dum hors

goodnight /uma/

>>530145953 (OP)
Based OP

>>530148537
Call my Sea Spiders and boot up the 3 Goddesses AI.

Urara owes me irrumatio after helping her win the Final

>>530148702
she's just a normal human though?

>>530148641
I know this hentai...

holy fuck you can just cheeze the bingo, here I was malding over getting 25 turns twice, if you just tap it and tap IMMEDIATLY, you'll get the the pirze 1 over, so you just IMMEDIATLY stop it 9 times in a row to get all 9, the more you know

I submit my first A rank uma for judgment.

Suzuka is also my first 9 spark uma so feel free to follow me if you want to borrow her.

623159637274

>>530148769
She will smile, jump around you and cry tears of happiness. Thats all you get and it will make you even happier.

>>530148641
>Why do people going to a racing academy race?
Truly a mystery

>>530148641
umas like to race because it's built into their genes for some fucking reason, in any case after they've hit their peak and graduate they become actual members of society afterwards.

She never lost a race holy

>>530147898
>My gambling game is better than your gambling game

>>530146189
The full story is that he was told to make a catchy song but uma musume itself didn't know what it wants to be yet. Frustrated, he wrote that song in response.

>>530148858
so just spam click to get the animation to stop? ive been spam clicking the thing to skip the animation this entire time and that hasnt happened to me

>>530149002
My QUEEN!

>>530148769
DONT LEWD MY DAUGHTER

>>530149054
ofc it hasn't this guy is completely bullshitting

>>530148641
Imagine being so cynical that you can't accept that hors simply olev go fast.
I pity those who have never felt similar passions or the runner's high.

>https://youtu.be/eAkxxgEHEmg
>there's an EN Umapyoi
WTF

>>530141519
Very convenient. Is there a version for cards?

>>530148770
that's what she wants you to think! i have actual visual evidence that the dire

>>530149073
I'll take good care of her, Father

>>530149072
Queen slut

>>530146661
So the guy who named their horses the same as uma ocs is actually being an asshole

you can get 10000 event points an hour clicking through bakushin runs without ever viewing races

>>530148658
Yeah I tried with japanese terms and all but no luck

>>530149123
Anon?

>>530148943
>after they've hit their peak and graduate they become actual members of society afterwards
And do what? They haven't been trained or educated to do anything else other than racing.

Nice uma you have there, unfortunately, she's looking looking a little bit... outclassed right now.

>>530149241
They are educated enough to get a job

>>530149091
I would have recorded the video if you were going to doubt me, literally worked for any of the 1-3 slots in front of where it stoped previously, right as she starts her run up it will move slowly and thats when you immediatly stop it to get whatever you need

Why did Suzuka go to America after season 1?

>>530149153
Uma Musume OCs isn't listed in the official horse name list maintained by JRA, so it's fine.
If it actually broke the rules, I'm sure the Japs will be the first to get mad.
Also is the real Happy Meek a successful race horse?

>>530149241
You think Tracen Academy is only about racing?

>>530149363
Because she died and America is hors heaven.

>>530148943
They must have received a decent amount of prize money right?

>>530149191
https://youtu.be/lHezzN7pB8A?si=PuGCrAjGiBZuOKbY
I found one apparent it was from the hong kong television, you can try your luck from there, her chink name is there 真機拎

>>530149002
how'd you swing that? the 3k race filters me

>>530149363
That's the cover story. She actually became a laptop.

>>530149363
Because she wanted to go to America in season 1

Can you use an uma and her alt on the same team like on pricunny?

umapyoi

>>530146881
I havent seen any retards outside of those who are obviously trolling, it's fine by me. It's not like this general doesnt have their fair share of dumb opinions pre global.

>>530149349
>>530149406
If I can't get a job with a STEM degree then no way in hell those umas are getting a job either. They're all going to be NEETs, hikkis, or homeless after graduation.

>>530149448
Nope, only one between the two.

>>530149363
Because the IRL broke her leg and got euthanised on the track, but Cygames didnt want to actually kill off an Uma, so to america she goes

>>530149305
She needs to bend over and flip her skirt already.

>>530149241
Umas can attend college, and even Tracen has a sports science track.

Besides that, you do know there are avenues for successful athletes to transition to desk jobs in their governing body, right?

Which champion should I pick with my pick ticket?

>Play with daiwa
>currently at 1st place
>vodka shows up in the last minute to win
Fuck.

>>530149542
Whoever make your pp hard

God I fucking suck with these medium/long runners, they'll either get stuck and place 14th or they'll make top 3

>>530149434
You should be building McQueen to front run 3000+ races for other modes, bro. It's actually the mid races that's more annoying in her career.

>>530149547
Which Uma steals your races the most?
That's how I will pick my favorite Uma.

>>530149536
>yes we want to hire low intelligence umas

Retired hag hors

>>530148641
You wouldn't get it.

>>530149505
It's okay because they will marry someone to take care of them even if they couldn't land a job

>>530149623
well no shit, that's the whole problem

>>530147959
What are your final stats here? Also does the parent need to be 3* spark?

>>530149434
I front run her the entire career since it requires less stamina and I got an early gold stamina skill

>>530149635
Every office needs dedicated sexual relief

>>530149505
> Head of URA business division
Yeah they do have a normal job

Will I still be able to watch G1s with anons in this thread...

>>530149641
I'm so mad that the trannylators made her not call (You) master in global.

>>530149742
Do you host the viewing rooms?

>>530149635
>implying they're hired to do anything
The UFC gave some of its founding veterans desk jobs, and when that company got bought up every one of those eggheads but for the few guys who bothered to clock in got the boot because the rest were literally just collecting paychecks.

>>530149683
>does the parent need to be 3*
no, just aim for 1100 speed, this gives the max chance for a 3* spark
It's totally rng, the spark has to roll speed, then has to roll the amount of stars and you get max odds for a 3 star at 1100 speed
I used a 2 star uma for this one

I did it bros. triple crown baby

>>530149505
Not their fault, that you are stinky and cant get a job or start a family.

>>530149976
Reward her by getting a nursing handjob

>>530147959
>speed
lol
lmao even

Does my region matter?

>>530150083
No, just pick Iran.

>>530150083
Rates are worse if you're from Bangladesh.

>>530150127
Only umas should pick Iran

>>530146725
delete this

>>530149635
>Shit, Umadacchi. You only got 200 wit

how do I do this?

>>530146881
Been playing in JP since day 1, it will come to pass like what happened in JP. Just give it a few months or so and people will be enjoying both JP and Global in peace.

>>530150292
Be yourself and get lucky.

Imma giving this ninjin an ass wooping.

>doing Air Groove's career
We're practically married!

>>530147073
>>530147159
>>530147254
*blocks your path*

When are we getting the GOAT

hello sir, any codes I can redeem?

L-Lewd...

>>530150514
Nice tummy

>>530150514
what a slut

>english version of umapyoi densetsu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
>look inside
>its half japanese

Am I supposed to know what umadacchi and kimi no aiba ga mean?

What the

>>530150604
That's how hors is supposed to be.

>>530150579
Yes. This will all be in the trainer selection exam.

>>530150579
The song is nonsense anyways

>>530150579
>he doesnt know

>>530150604
You need to put on some clothes mother.

But what IS Umapyoi?? And Umapoi? And Umadacchi and Umasuki???

>>530149505
Idk anon imagine all the jobs where a human with the strength and endurance of a horse would be desirable. The only email sending jobs they will get are as the executive's secretary.

>>530150714
>Umapyoi
Sex
>Umapoi
Sex
>Umadacchi
(You)
>Umasuki
Sex

>>530150714
Sex with horse girls

>>530150292
Farm Bakushins with a 6 speed card deck and pray.

>>530150734
I would hire my wife as my personal secretary, because Uma's in OL attire are super hot.
>>530150714
Depends on how you feel about consent. It's either rape or normal sex.

I completed like 20 careers today. I got one 2* and nineteen 1*

https://youtu.be/Itb3LHBTdDQ?si=_8XvHvTNYL6_ggtn best track theme

>>530149363
I don't know if it's 100% true but I trust factoids anon.

>I cried so hard for more umamusume poooorn
>But in the end its got no lewd doujiiiiiiins

Man fuck the horse yakuza

>>530150867
It's about the journey.

>>530150867
maybe.. just maybe you shud take a break anon..

>>530150885
twinkle star climax is the best one

>>530150514
Suzuka is perfect

If you scratch an Uma's ear, would they cum?

>>530150985
She's too thick here

>>530150985
Suzuka has a nice Suzukass

>>530151047
Depends

>>530151047
maybe

>>530151047
It would be extremely painful.

>>530150985
SLUT

Need

should I bother saving the debut/voucher tickets or just use them now?

finally, a win for gold shi.

What kind of Support cards do you want on Haru Urara?

Sex with uma musumes

>>530150885
https://youtu.be/TXBu0So8luk?si=3CKg3YGZUrQyGdr4
for me it's this, especially the last spurt

Can I get a tl;dr on sparks and choosing legacies?

You do not know true terror untiled you tried to rape an Umamusume because you are horny and finding out the hard way that not only are Umamusume stronger than you but they are also hornier.

>>530151047
DONT OPEN

I really like this hors. I enjoyed her campaign a lot

>>530150889
>I dreamt of Silence Suzuka....

>>530145953 (OP)
https://youtu.be/kFvjfP5W0To?si=TDHTx538rshnChWc
Thread theme!

>>530151047
DO NOT

>>530151221
SCANDALOUS

>>530151221
ANON THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

>>530150514
God damn that swimsuit is barely hanging on

>>530151160
Does Emperors Might go as hard as I think it doesn for a end/late uma?

>El Condor Pasa
>Everything about her theme is mexican
>is the designated american english Umamusume

What
This is the kind of shit that gets Beaners deported

>>530151149
Just use them, they don't update.

are the uma's supposed to be the horses but anime girls or are they just named after the horses?

>>530150885
>>530151184
For me it's Grand Masters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLcT3SOo4rk

>>530151409
>is the designated american english Umamusume
That's Taiki Two Shuttles though.

>>530151436
The former

>>530151436
They run at 70 km/h bro

>>530151405
yes its hoghly recommended for late/end for mid/long races, on miles might take a bit of luck

I really want Rudolf
I want hug Rudolf

>>530151483
i don't like that
i would just imagine them as anime girls named after famous race horses

>>530151436
>race hors dies in our world
>reincarnates in the umaverse as a hors girl
>gets a second chance to fulfil its hopes and dreams on the track
>no glue, only happy endings (marriage with trainer-kun after retirement)

>>530151436
It's basically a horse isekai, they are the real horses

>>530146881
Anything that gets popular in the west dies a horrible death soon after just like what happened to anime and japanese culture, so yeah its over

>>530151405
She would've lost without that skill

>>530151405
Can be, from what I can tell if you have a good velocity skill it needs to be combined with a good acceleration skill, this goes both ways.

>>530151409
Nah you can't get more American than Taiki Shuttle

>>530151564
>>530151561
yeah but 99% of those horses were male thats fucking gay
is that even canon
i would rather pretend they are just named after famous horses

>>530150885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZRake-vQk
i like this one the most

Their butts must smell so good after a race.

>>530151670
Well that's a (You) problem.

>>530151670
It's Horse Girl Pretty Derby, they're all girls regardless of the details.

>>530151471
>>530151664

Then why does she never speak mexican in any of her lines, english or japanese escept for her name?

>>530151409
>is the designated american english Umamusume
Bro? Literally Taiki Shuttle?

>>530151670
Skill issue

>>530151670
You are broken

>>530151774
They all speak grunts and English though.

>>530151774
do you play the game
she does speak spanish a lot

I need her...

>>530151884
I imagine Japs look at this like I look at moonrunes.

>>530151670
Stop thinking about horse cocks

>>530151670
I accepted being a faggot after I became attracted to this 12 years ago.

>>530147748
how do you even get stats like these
am I too stupid for this game bros

>>530151926
She does speak Spanish in JP too, and not in moonrunes.

>>530151670
i think you are a mentally ill retard. Is this your first japanese media you've ever seen?

>>530151884
New girl?

>>530151774
>El Condor Pasa was named after the Peruvian musical play of the same name, as Watanabe had a peer in his alma meter (Keio University) that he respected that spent time in Peru
The horse was bred in kentucky. He has 0 mexican blood

>el condor pasa
>gran alegria
>isla bonita
>vela azul
>buena vista
am i forgetting anyone ?

When are we getting Twin Turbo, I cried and want my sprint autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obSbcCBBolg

>>530151884
who is that???

>>530151951
9* sparks, son

You fuckers lied to me
I went 5 speed cards and did nothing but invest on speed for bakushin and i got smoked at the ura finals

Horse...smart?

>>530151974
bleh what is it with the japanese having the need to make atleast 1 nigga in to a woman
i know there are a lot of trannies in japan and asia in general but still ...

>>530151884
Thats clearly not el condor pasa, where is her mask

I picked up this game recently, I don't know about horse girl lore but are there anyone who says "Homete Homete"?

>>530151912
Brown wife soon, brother.

>>530151981
The south american part is from his RL sire, Kingmambo.
Mambo is a dance from....Cuba.
Yeah I have no idea either why she's a Mex

Is it just literally impossible to win with some horses if you have trash cards and legacies? Some of these girls just need every stat high.

>>530152121
Post skills, maybe your skills didnt match her being a sprint and frontrunner

>>530152194
Top Gun, I think.

>>530149823
>not being a skipgod

>>530152219
How soon? I blew almost everything trying to get the cyborg and scarmbled just a bit for kitasan support.

>>530151670
it's canon that the umas are living in an alternative universe that is most similar to the original one (us), so making them girls are not a problem at all. anything can happen in an alternate universe

>>530152145
again, you're a mentally ill newfag. This concept isn't new. It has nothing to do with trannies. You're actually embarrassing, stop posting

>>530152308
but you lose on all the good stuff anon

Nice nata desu

>>530152109
Did you borrow a 3* or did you work up to that?

>>530152263
Thats why you have have to pull on Kitasan Black and stop pulling afterwards and save

>>530152306
Much thanks, I will now roll for that two-star and invest all my resources into her

>>530146026
my baby

I'm a total noob
Do people reroll? I can roll Umas, but I got this random support card. Is it good? Does it even matter?

Is there any guide for best support cards for different umes? I want to play career with Silence Suzuka but I have no idea which cards to use

>>530152380
Oh that's not me, I just assumed that anon was sparkmaxxing to get those stats

>>530152329
What kind of cruel fucks name their kid Antagonist?

>>530152121
Get some slightly better legacies, cards and front runner style/sprint skills going, be sure to borrow legacy and cards as well. You really don't need much with her and can just max speed along with minimum amount of wit but you can get unlucky or lose because of bad skills still. I didn't change up my strat with her at all but I still lost my first two runs even with her even though I was doing the same thing.

>>530152194
There is an uma who says that and is a cat, but she isn't for global for a while.

>>530152387
Even if they get Kitasan but she's not MLB, it would still be optimal to borrow MLB Kitasan over using their incomplete copy.

>>530152329
What's the crime?

>>530152349
How would you feel if you got genderbent in another world and multiple anons are dying to fuck you?

>>530152575
jobbing

>>530152363
genderbend is trannime shit
it's fucking gay and weird
and you keep defending it because you know it's gay and weird teh diffrence is you are in to that shit
why did they even decide oh yeah the horses are reincarnations of real life horses
like nigga why are japs like this

Is there any career score calculator or guide?

>>530151561
But Goldship is still alive in our world.

You're not a gay stallion faggot lover are you?

>>530148175
NINE STARS right after with MY QUEEN

>>530152637
then go somewhere else that isn't 4chan

>>530152591
genderbend is literally tranime shit i refuse to touch anything which has anything close to that

>>530152637
Please learn to separate fiction and reality.

>5.8k-th in PVP
Jesus how many people are actually on global?
I refuse to believe I'm that much of a shitter.

>>530152403
She's great!

>>530152637
Damn that's a lot of repressed emotions. I hope you find peace.

>>530152637
holy shit >>530152363 had you squared with
>mentally ill newfag
Just get a normalfag hobby if you're so terrified of being judged by imaginary strangers.

>>530152637
Fix your syntax, you type like an illiterate faggot.

>>530151951
By having strong parents and understanding the training system better. If you need a 9* to get rolling follow me>>530148874 and use my Suzuka to breed strong front runners.

This game is emotionally manipulative, a lonely oji-san like me can't take it

>>530152219
> Hishi Amazon's usually the girl on the finish line
> For season 2, let's just put a cardboard stand of her doing that
Kek.

>>530152312
You have a few months to save.

Friendly reminder if your Uma doesn't have a wedding dress alt she's for the stables

>>530152674
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/279309

Here's a massive toolbox
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/tools

>>530152701
He's special and can do whatever the fuck he wants. Who are we to to deny what he wants.

Can Taiki Shuttle spark dirt (with B tier dirt)?

>>530152882
My fellow African-Americans.

>>530153007
Nah, only A and above aptitude can be spark candidate

>530152637
Bait used to be believable.

Uma should eat

>>530152846
Join the Canon wife cult

>>530152312
>>530152924
just wait for the limited selector 1 month later

>>530152924
That's good. I will have saved enough by then again and will feel comfortable again to spend some cash on it, if needed.

>>530152795
Genuinely like why is it so hard to not add tranny shit in a video game.
>>530152839
i would rather DIE than fix my ESL spelling. It's what makes me human.

>>530152882
Kisatenbros…

She did it first try!

>>530145953 (OP)
Why she looks retarded?

Will my horse girl still love me if I can only bench press 180 pounds?

>>530152718
Hell yeah I am

these are some fuckass phones

>>530153134
Or I'll just do that, thanks.

>>530152843
Bless you sir

she looks so happy
I love her

>>530153207
No but she may be a little shocked by how extra rapeable you are

>actually made a good Urara
>in the finals she pops like 8 skills at once
>gets boxed in so they don't mean shit
>manage to win with the last clock
At this point I think they are forcing loses to burn through our clocks

>>530153154
>Genuinely like why is it so hard to not add tranny shit in a video game.
These racing horses are actually trannies IRL. Someone said they have weird chromosomes or some shit and they're infertile. Like they're actual trannies IRL.

>>530153127
Nah I know about the sex dungeon. Not going to fall for it

you could have just diced the carrot...

>>530153182
Autism

There are two types of trainers:

The first type:
>uma loses
>trainer: what the fuck what a fucking disappointment im going to fuck you until morning you might be a g2 level horse but atleast your pussy is on the g1 level!

The 2nd type:
>uma loses
>uma: what the fuck I tried my best this makes me so frustrated holy shit trainer come here and eat me out before I go there a fucking rape you

Which type of trainer are you and who is your uma?

>>530153482
She's got a big mouth...

>>530153336
forgot pic
Also I would be remiss to not mention I specifically took a ton of skills for positioning and she STILL gets boxed in

Saw NL playing this and it looked hype. How autistic is it though I already have a couple of gacha games going I want to just play this casually a few hours a week. Is it possible?

>>530153503
There are no two words more harmful in the English language than “good job”

>>530149505
e-thot exist in umaverse

>>530152545
>>530152194
There's also this dog.

>>530151951
mlb support cards bwo

>>530153557
The daily takes about 30 min if you want a usable uma afterward

>>530153352
I learned my favorite horse girl was a stallion, and it's pretty much confirmed that these girls are reincarnations of these horses in a new universe, so it's gay now for me. It ruins it so much. the same reason why I don't like reincarnated as a spider: for some reason they have to add a random character who got genderbent. I fucking hate trannies, man.

>>530152271
>>530152513

Is this a threat?

>>530152736
thats some bs luck u hv there anon

>>530153707
Even trannies have more brain function than you

>lost a bakunshin debut because she is on pace by default
why is she even on pace?

>>530153751
Yes

>>530153745
Fuck Pace chaser, Bakushin is all about Front runner.

>blasting through a quick vodka run
>don't really care too much about what I'm picking
>double skip short events
>hot springs ticket flashes on screen for a fraction of a second
>thought I'd missed the event entirely
>win ura finals somehow
>hot springs event happens afterwards
>actually skip through it that time
Thank god they have the archive. Every tomboy has a place in my heart so I'm glad I got it with her. That said I haven't decided on a favourite uma yet.

last thing Opera O sees

>>530153751
Depends, will you watch it?

>randomly win 5 times in a row on team trials
>somehow shot up from 110000th to 13000th in the rankings
What the fuck is this??

If I'm going to be a faggot for liking this then I accept my fate.

>>530151048
ehhh is just a little more, nothing too egregious

>>530153801
IQ check. You failed

>>530153745
Too high IQ for me
>>530153813
BAKUSHIN

>>530153849
Win streaks increase your score multipliers.

>>530153851
>>530153870
WHORE

Total Urara love

>>530153849
Now try attacking the top people all the time.

>>530153745
>800 speed
Bro i can get 900 speed on long stamina racers pretty consistently but this particular uma should have 1100-1200 speed by the end

>want to try this game out
>going to link it with my granblue account
>realized that my account is gone cause they get rid of facebook log in
rip my gbf I never was going to play it ever again but still

>>530153745
Did you run her as a pase? You'll need power than that.

>>530153949
You think you want an Uma wife until you see the food bill

>>530152736
time for a drink

Is Vodka a Mile or Medium?

>>530154013
Its only really bad with 3 or so.

>>530154013
Just don't pick slampigs and you're fine.

>>530154057
9% what a drunk

>>530154059
Mile, I cant even replicate my 1st Vodka who won the finals FUCK

>meticulous measures activate
>bakushin looks to her side
>starts moving to box Taiki who was also a front runner
What a cruel skill. Lmao.

I'm able to clear URA finals with most horses pretty confidently now but still getting just B's, how do I get to A and beyond?

>>530153826
She's waaaay flatter than I remembered.

>>530154057
You think they booze the same way they eat?

So how do I prioritize for late runners? Speed> Power>Stam?
I assume Power is just for breaking out and changing lanes

>>530154187
https://www.firstchoiceequine.com/post/the-art-of-precision-selective-breeding-for-peak-performance-in-racehorses

>still can't clear the URA consistently
>lose G2 career races with as #1 favorite
>but somehow win (if I even get that far) URA finales at 10th favorite
I don't get it
i hit every friendship training I can but even getting to 600 points while requiring 4 different stats at once is just impossible at this stage
how did the JPs get SS rank in 3+ stats using only silver cards???

Uuuh what? What did Nice Nature mean by this?

>>530154195
Jungle Pocket B77・W56・H80
Dantsu Flame B90・W60・H88

>>530154187
Pick 3 wit cards make sure one of them is fine motion, pick 3 speed cards then pick Bakushin. You never have to rest since Wit keeps criting if you can end on both wit and speed in the 1000s you get 11k power and A score.

God, I hate raising Gold Ship. She does great for 3/4 of the run and then just randomly fucking explodes.

I'm gonna do a Winning Ticket run for the first time wish me luck bros
She's named Winning Ticket so this should be easy.

>>530154416
I'm in the same spot, I don't get this game.
No clu how anons gets 1200 in 2 skills and then like 500-600 in the rest. Must be minmaxxed up the ass

>>530151664
this how americans act according to japan.

>>530154439
She is letting you know...

>>530154307
Power is acceleration so it's extremely important for late. Getting to your top speed sooner means you're at a higher speed than anyone else and at your top speed for longer.

>>530151942
>Mwah~
Cutie!

>>530154479
Everyone kinda feels ass compared to front runners and the further back you go with your style the worse you'll get hit by rng, I hope this changes down the line. It's a shame because front runner is definitely the most boring style to watch.

>>530154516
>>530154416
>9* Stamina rentals
>x* Golshi Stamina of their own
You just need to dump speed on this setup and occasional power

Ummm.... Yall got wit?

can suzuka stop moaning every time she's tired

Gold ship breeding video (CENCORED)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvN9WMmsQ4

>>530154127
I want this though

>>530153851
>>530153870
LOOK HOW FLAT SHE IS

>>530154682
Do I fucking look like I have wit?

>>530154652
I don't have any rentals worth borrowing.

>Hara Urara
>Run in Arima Kinen
>X across the board
Bros...

>>530154469
>Mejiro McQueen
B71 W54 H76
>Silence Suzuka
B70 W53 H79

She's still pretty stacked compared to the flat goddesses

horses are not allowed to be lewded but what about humans

>>530153270
Daiwaaaa Scarletoo

Does anyone have numbers on how much of a stat increase is S on Distance, Style, and/or Track type? Can't find shit on this.

>>530154853
>washboard suzuka

>>530154852
>lose
>16th
>she starts crying
at least she won URA

>>530154852
Can you actually win it? If so, how?

>>530154986
breedmax to give her at least B in both turf and long

>>530154564
Stupid hag needs breeding

>>530154857
>humans

>>530154986
Get her turf rating to C or B minimum

>>530154842
>Buy friend slots
>Go check guild ranking
>check sparks of people
>follow leviathans with 9*
>dump those who dont

I love having sex, never had it though

>>530154857
bros nobody tell him its funnier this way

>>530154857
>human
Her hair colors are way too hors looking, she's definitely an uma.

>>530154857
Is that really a hooman?

>>530155069
Same

>>530154013
As long as your uma wife is Tachyon, you don't have to worry about anything.

Accurate. I have the glazed-over trauma victim anime eyes.

>>530155073
>>530155080
Nice conspiracy theory

>be american horse
>get depressed over burgers

Would you sniff glue made from uma musume?

>>530155073
>>530155080
what the

>>530155073
>>530155080
Delet this.

>>530155073
>>530155080
>Duplicate file exists
Do we really share a single brain cell?

>>530155073
>>530155080
Shut it down

Since everyone can now have 40 skills, it feels like the entire run is decided on whether I can proc summer uma+right handed and medium aptitude. I hate this.

>>530155162
It could be worse.

Umas are NOT frail

>>530155073
>>530155080
Zeroing in on targets

>>530155345
>130cm midget
>manhandles u
uhhhh i dunno if I am gonna like dat..

>>530155345
Imagine getting manhandled by Nishino Flower.

I wish I was good enough to turn my brain off and just run late/end but being a speedmonkey frontchud is all I can do.

>>530154630
Once you get to pvp autism, nige/runner is actually the hardest strategy to train because unlike in scenario races you have to make a conscious effort to have them stay in front. They require many specialized skills to do that.

Newfag here

Do these horsegirls eat meat?

How do the red skills work?
Do they hit your other runners in teamraces too or not?

So is there a good way to get more clocks? I've been burning through mine because I'm stubborn and would rather spam clocks for better RNG than start over. I'm shooting myself in the foot by playing with shit legacies and subpar support cards but whatever.

So what does the cinderella grey anime do the regular anime doesnt

>>530155521
End is a high IQ style thoughbeit

>>530155457
Anon stop. I'm already hard

>>530155550
Plenty.

>>530155656
No Pretty

>>530155550
yes

>>530155457
This cured my erectile dysfunction

stop being horny

>>530155521
End and Late are the thinking's man strategies.

>>530155773
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are humans betting on UmaMusume, are Umas rich upon retiring?

I'm going to use my ticket on either Silence Suzuka or Mejiro McQueen
Sell me on your favorite Uma if she's either of these

>>530155773
Mercy

>>530155773
Me on the bottom

>>530155773
Mr Yakuza-san don't look

>>530155845
End is just late but worse really

>>530155845
I like them but I don't know how to build them effectively for PvP.

To the anon who said "this nigga really named Ryan" in response to a picture of Mejiro Ryan I just want you to know that your post is by far the funniest fucking thing I've seen in this general.

>>530155773
brb, anons

You fat FUCK I'm not letting you near a buffet ever again

Any good websites for builds? Alternatively, which skills are best for Nice Nature? Also, best character to grind Tenno Sho (autumn) flags?

>>530155976
For sure they are betting on them. But the Umas are likely not rich in the end. Most professional athletes are exploited quite a bit. Especially since we are talking about Japan here.
Have you seen the way rikishi live? Minimum wage dead end jobs give you a more fulfilling life.

>>530155773
I'm gonna cum

>>530156050
>Classic year
>500 speed
>400 wit
>330 pow
Are your cards max copies or something

>>530155773
Is this the famous Teio Step?

>>530156019
And late is just pace but worse.

>>530156052
...horse racing?

>>530156075
>best character to grind Tenno Sho (autumn) flags
Rice Shower.

>>530146461
everytime i see this image, it awakes something in me.

How do I win with Mihono Bourbon? Training Speed and stamina doesn't seem to help, I get fucked on later parts of Career even with good rng

>>530156052
imagine she doin this when she orgasms

>>530156052
I am glad they became such good friends in the end.
It was foolish of her to think, that she stood a chance

>>530155656
Handsome Umas

>>530155773
ANON GET DOWN THE YAKUZA IS HERE

>>530155773
You can't post that

>>530155592
buy them every time from the 10 minute spawn shops
that's been enough for me to keep them at 50

>>530156191
9* speed and 6*power 3*speed legacies

>>530156236
Fuck racing, let's just kill each other instead

Does she like or hate One Piece?

Is this bitch fucking pregnant
No wonder her tits are so big they must be lactating

>>530156342
You got multiple 3* now?
Insane I only got 1 with speed Bakushin

>>530156325
You lost?

>>530156239
Thanks. Rice was the first 3* I pulled but I still haven't gotten around to her career. I was planning getting so her soon since I also need to grind her for Spe.

>>530156375
She likes Romance Dawn and hate OH MY NIKA NIKA FRUIT

>>530156390
She's got her period.

>>530156317
oh yeah, whats the yakuza gonna do abou

Which achievements do you have left? They're kinda buggy and I heard one theory that the unlock conditions might have been scrambled. Curious what everyone else's looks like.

>>530156480
Scratch that, I thought it was sprint Tenno Sho. For autumn you want Oguri.

>>530156546
3 kids at least

>>530156473
What about it

I falling for McQueen...