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>>530153114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
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https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1363
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1365
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>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#
Only Eliza can save T8 now.
>/tekgen/ now hates Asuka
Fuck you all.
for some reason I'm more excited about the Pac Man stage than Fahkuram. Does anybody else feel this way?
>>530207613 (OP)why did they turn heihachi into a stance character??
>>530207770I love Asuka though
>You will never get to worship this goddess starting from the toes up
Why bother living?
>>530207770No we don't boke is awesome i just wish she would show us her boobs
I never liked asuka she is the scrubbiest character in tekken but now she is also S tier
I want kazama milk devil gene haha
>>530208318I'm trans and main Bryan by the way, forgot to mention it
17ers shit themselves and clapped to every kunimitsu mirror
Well it was Ling showing us and Wang Asuka's boobs, not Asuka showing her own boobs, Asuka is not a slut
>>530208437i play bryan and asuka
>>530207613 (OP)niggas will say this wasnt a great set and then complain about T7 season 1 drag and jack tier balance
my hobby is creating strawmen
Why does the Tekken team hate female characters?
>>530208438only 2019ers like kuni, fucking retard
>>530208516>B-B-B-B-BUT TEKKEN 7Everytime with you fanboys.
>>530208675Who would you guys sexually harass on the train out of all the tekken girls if you could?
Me personally i would try to harass Anna only for her to flip the tables and harass me.
>>530208783Because it was the last Tekken game and most of the posers started playing in T7
T7 was shit btw
>>530208562unfortunately not naked
tekken is gonna be saved TOMORROW and you niggas are still mad about some eu masher festival
>>530209194We don't have hags (unfortunately) in tekken even Jun looks like she's barely 30
I only like hags brown girls and shemales
>>530209194how can you hate something that doesn't exist in Tekken?
>>530209052Id take her stupid phone and record it like a poorly written jav
>>530209735>Small>Pigtails for pulling>Is probably a scaredy catGood choice
>>530207893You tranny loving brownoid, kill yourself.
>>530210218anna is all woman
They literally gon' release that Fahk joint and lemme tell ya if that man's OD ain't no one gonna be playing this game no more ya feel
*sniffs*
Yep
TRANna cuck is obnoxious af
imagine if fahk's update literally melts ps5s like apex legends did haha.
>>530210218>>530210504I like how you can't tell that you're talking to 2 different people based on something as easy to spot as capitalization of a name
https://youtu.be/M0oSJJJtURs?si=9iroqrd_KwbcN-Gf
>>530210504Of course Jinfag is unhappy that someone else besides lili is being spammed
game is dogshit
you retards keep licking the dogshit
I want to sniff asuka's bike seat after a ride in the Osaka sun in the summer.
'ate Cunnymitsu
luv Hagimitsu
simple as
>>530207839Everyone in 8 is a stance and/or install character
>>530208760What would you do if you discovered Cunnimitsu gooning to BWC porn?
>>530211919Ruined, porn is evil and soul-destroying.
>>530211719Outside of the selfie thing she really was unremarkable discount boke with smaller boobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj8yiQZFb6c
>>530210185>Good choicethank you
>>530211919Fuck her on the spot with my BBC.
>>530212364That's Xiaoyu showing us her boobs though
>>530211719she's a ling clone
>>530212592So do you just NEED Asuka to be a slut?
Tekken mobile had a 2nd Xiao clone except she also had Leo moves as well.
>>530212867I don't NEED it...but Lili does as it would devalue boke greatly
>>530213238Lili is secretly kind-hearted and wouldn't want to actually hurt or devalue boke. She's just kind of jealous of her boobs but that's it.
>>530212976It wasn't just her there were a couple other "generic" characters that existed...because reasons
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>>530213440Explain the TTT2 Lili ending then
>>530213987Just being silly nothing else. Now explain the TTT2 Feng ending
>>530214198I wouldn't call public humiliation silly anon
>TTT2 Feng endingThe weak should fear the strong
>>530214461There was no public humiliation just silly games
hankering for some chipotle all of sudden
>>530214570Ok but how many kids would you have with Asuka and Lili
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this is reality
Tekken doujin idea: each tekken girl gets 2-koma instant loss mating press ingrenation
boke just wants to live her life without being stalked by a monegasque blonde
>>530214902hide the stubs, coward
>>530215036sometimes i want to know what i'm missing out on
Im gonna get drunk tonight and play tekken
>wake up
>check twitter and like any of Murray's latest tweets
>beat up the Bruce punching bag in my room for a few minutes
>df1, 4~3 my way to the bathroom
>brush teeth and wash face
>pump out my chest and yell "OOOAAAUGH!"
>boot up my pc and get ready for some Tekken
>ask the Fahkumram discord if theres any new Fahkumram tech
>"pretend to be retarded for the first 2 rounds so they think they have a chance"
>start up Tekken 7
>spend 2 hours in practice mode doing the back throw on female characters
>time for some online ranked
>select my favorite Fahkumram custom, the default(he's so cool, Murray did a great job)
>after being dodged 7 times in a row I get my first match
>it's a Bryan player, I guess he didn't get the memo
>start off the 1st round with a forward dash
>it evaded his mid and I punished him
>make quick work of him, he couldn't handle my barrage of well-timed perfectly executed forward dashes and ff1+2s
>he plugs me at the last second
>he'll stay a blue rank scrub forever, but I'll eventually get to TGP where I rightfully belong
>that's enough ranked for today
>close Tekken 7 and go on twitter
>more idiots complaining to Murray
>"don't listen to those morons Murray, btw thanks for Fahkumram"
>check the Fahkumram discord
>someone posted that they're feeling suicidal because everyone plugs him in the loading screen
>"maybe we should switch to Leroy, brother" I tell him
>time for my Muay Thai lessons and steroids, hopefully I'll get my goal body within the next few weeks
Any other Fahk players here?
>>530215113Why not
>>530215019Lili just needs a loving husband who wouldn't mind her pestering him non stop and she would forget about Asuka instantly..
perhaps the last hope for a good fightpad this generation...
>>530215368I got a laugh but only because I know you typed that shit out
>>530215435they should make it much bigger with an 8 button face. and remove the thumb sticks. and make the dpad a korean lever. then maybe i'd buy it
what happened to this jin?
>>530215372>who wouldn't mind her pestering him non stopI will volunteer and sacrifice myself for this task so that Asuka may finally have peace
The Iron Fist Tournament isnโt a fighting competition. Itโs the illusion of virtue. A big flaming distraction while actual power is consolidated behind the scenes. The real fight is for legacy. Survival. Control. You win the tournament, you donโt just get bragging rights. You get to write history. You become the Prince.but you all keep sleeping on this because โlol panda funnyโ or โwhereโs my waifu skin.โ Wake up. Tekken is a playable dissertation on how power corrupts, families implode, and the devil gene is hereditary (just like mental illness and male loneliness, but go off I guess).
>>530215368murray decided at the age of 50 that he truly wanted to be in the body of a 8 foot tall muay thai fighter from thailand.
can't say god doesn't have a sense of humor
If I put my self insert in tekken they'd start dating josie or asuka
>>530215435btw,
is any good?
It's not expensive and my hori octa is in last days.
>>530215920If i won the KIFT i would flood the world with 5 billion clones of Lili
>>530216329Remember when Markman staged a fake Snake announcement at a tournament without telling anyone else for laughs and Harada had to apologise to the Konami cops about it
I'm seeing a pattern or i'm seeing the pattern
>>530216542dunno cant find any reviews for it, only sold in japan apparently
>>530216542It's supposed to be good but kind of a collectors item
>all the tournament winners have been female characters
Waifus 8
>turn on t8
>game 1: Xiaoyu
>game 2: Plugging Lili
I need a new fucking game to play
Hey just tuning in. Is 8 still fucked, or should I keep waiting?
>>530219321waiting for what?
When's the Murray talking
>>530219321just 30 hours until tekken is completely saved
Was gonna go to my first EVO playing this game but I have no drive or desire to play TEKKEN anymore.
>>530219369Honestly I don't know
blud paYED Rick and Sony +200 dollars to play Tekken 8
>guy keeps using same move after hitting heat engage
>realize I'm asuka and I can sabaki it
>do that 3 times
>no rematch
tenryu blud was like I was gonna go to evo and win but I just don't want to
>>530219742my take is... just play tekken 8.
It's what I do.
It's still tekken. It's ok.
^ Don't worry you're not alone
this broken op character should be nerfed
Lost as in you played Tekken 8?
>played
it's spelt plaid ESLbro
>>530216147Ok but you say that every week
This is what Nina should be like (maybe not roid body) and if you disagree you are wrong on every conceivable level
haha imagine going to the beach with alisa and she exposes herself
>>530223037One roided transvestite oughta be enough
Realistically all trkken females should have muscles
>>530223351Yea but nobody cares about Lidia. You could remove her from the game this very second and it would take a week for anybody to notice there is 1 character missing from the roster.
>>530222108a 5% difference between highest and lowest doesn't seem THAT crazy
>>530223682No one cares about Nina either, Reina and Lili are the ony females people play
>>530224296We know Murray
>>530224296i hate murray so much bros................
>>530223682I'd notice her absence.
She's my character.
>>530223037I look like this
Asuka is competitive for once and everyone is losing their minds. Sad!
>>530224249Just cause a character doesn't get picked because he/she is weak mechanically doesn't mean they aren't popular. Nina is probably right behind Lili in terms of porn, not to mention she's been in the game since the very start.
Lidia though? Not even gooners care enough about her.
>>530224584Funny thing is despite being "broken" and a "training wheel" character her winrate in high skill games is still mediocre
>>530222108
>>530223682I would notice
>>530224557>I look like thisAre you a woman? With a womb and vagina?
>>530224296Man the whole T8 segment on Bamco Showcase was so hilariously scuffed I can't stop laughing
All they had to do was to show the trailer and, make Murray ramble a bit about Fuckerman. "We'll talk about the character in lenght during Tekken Yap"
>>530223019The pain is with me everyday
Only Yumia-chan can save us
mixup delivering another tekkino classic today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4GblA010lM
asuka is the new akuma
MY FRIENDS SAY I SHOULD ACT MY AGE
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?
>>530225172Asuka is going to be nerfed tho
>>530225014how come he never wins anything?
erm here's why waifus can never be allowed to be top tier and mishimas/bryan/steve should always be top tier
>>530224732because winrate is negatively correlated with playrate. the least played characters have the highest winrate. why do you think that is?
was 'ing to 'ka for 5 hours and now i smell of precum again
>>530225450asuka is supposed to be a defensive character. good asukas i want to see parries, whiff punishes, big CHs. not mashing gorilla 50/50s and pressure LIKE EVERY FUCKIGN CHARACTER IN THSIG AME
>>530225750But tibetanos winningp plays were from using sabakis?
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>>530224892>No replyIt's over, Lidia players are troons..I wish Nina was real so i could have sweaty sex with her after the gym workout bros..
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>>530225450based and correct. waifus in tekken are designed in a way where they promote shit gameplay. characters like king, yoshimitsu, bears, eddy, feng, should also be mid at best.
>>530226048Does he look a woman to you?
>>530223037
Asuka uses pressure to make you panic and press then she hits you with defense tools. I dont see why that's an issue. Most characters use small plus frames you frame trap you or make you press into the pressure. Asuka does this except all her moves are big tekken vs jab pressure
>>530226408No but the point was that Nina should look like that, and so when somebody says "I look like that" i naturally assume they meant "I look like your ideal version of Nina"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEjAe0CHRf0
3 hours until murray talk
Fartcumman is so cool bros...
Nigga go talk to yourself
>mfw i'm a "defensive character" with the best and easiest mix + rushdown in the game
I need an alisa lili reina or lidia main in my life
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im potbellied and thinskinned
they should show the patch notes as slides, it's the only thing in the patch anyone cares about anyway
>>530227601She used 2 rushdown moves in that clip and they ate her heat. If asuka is "rushing you" with 1+2 and d1+2 you already lost cause shes in your head
back to twitter bro kingrey needs your help
>>530227098they would invent a 25th hour just to not engage with western players kek
>eat snake edge
>WTF THIS BRYAN FUCKER IS A RUSHDOWN CHARACTER I HATE HIM
tekken community was mindbroken by s2
>>530227884Made for Bryan's knee
That's why his self insert is fukurmom
I'm so hype for FAHKUMRAM
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>>530229352I thought that was the pedophile general
Uhhh sorry sister we love trans and BBC here right girls
https://clips.twitch.tv/SoftEnthusiasticLocustImGlitch-2ydw0v5otk8YuZvj
asuka sisters how do we downplay this anymore...
I first gave my life to bbc but I have since moved on to shemales
>>530229352Sorry bro, this is /tekgen/ you want /guilty gear general/
>>530229815This is retarded because a real asuka would have cancaned by the third low and not tried to read or react
>>530229815lowhigh and Arslan already proved it years ago 23ers
word on the street is the tekken talk will start with murray execution style taking out the malaysian team
let's all talk about how cool and exciting fahkumram is. someone go first
Show yumia nobody cares about worse man josie
it's based that he mindbroke josie and brucefags
Its like removing sonic and shadow and saying silver is the new main character
OG 'ka players never downplay, its only zoomers like meatrey
Phidx crashout over asuka winning a major will be legendary. He's been saying Ka players psyop'd her to buffs and that she was always good and never bottom 5 even in s1
and he is right, as rare as that is
>>530231417why do care about some e-celeb.
>>530231673Everything i know about tekken i learned from phi tmm framewhisperer and fightinggm
i learned it all from thatblastedsalami, peterymao, and cutcc. damn, heh. i'm pretty old...
my first porn was Deep Throat and I walked Bob Dylan on stage in 75
who the fuck are you?
my first time was with
>a man
life is empty and meaningless and painful and I have no hope for the future
>>530233435Even Tekken is more popular in japanland
>>530233865that actually wasn't the case until they stopped making games.
cherish every day even if you live in misery
Tekken 8 is the Exmortis 3 of fighting games.
Im a tekken king in t8 but never made it past vindicator (yellow) in t7 why is that?
If you think your life is bad, just remember that it can and will get worse!
>>530233989And SNK was a titan in arcade days. And look now.
>LTGfag is posting on /v/
>>530223351this is insanely attractive, you guys are fags
Fahkingfag here, what time will Fahk be available tomorrow?
helloladyboy collab drops tomorrow
>get back on the game for the 1st time in forever
>mood completely ruined for the day and now have the worst and only headache I've gotten since I quit
This game eats at your fucking soul I swear to god. Who thought anything regarding season 2 would be well received. Where are the playtesters?
anoo...we fired the malaysians
17er had another melty over tekkino 8 kek
jun was supposedly totally broken in s2 but nobody won anything with her yet...curious
Tekken has gotta be the only game where more people would rather play as a 55 year old angry devil guy than a cute barely legal teenage girls
jin was supposedly totally broken in s1 but nobody won anything with him...curious
I have been called creepy more than once
strangers gasp in horror when they see my face
I am regularly met with visible cringing
goin to sleep in 92 minutes
the tattoo joint feels like when you had to do your part in a group project in school so you write 2 lines of nonsense so they cant say you did nothing
everyone rolled their eyes when they found out I was in their group
and even still, you were the most important memba
All I ever drink is water and orange juice.
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvGFJKjpno&list=RDEMLXLLpLpfbAer3DIdLlP8CA&index=3
She'd smoke Hworang and Paul in a street race
I was never picked first, always last.
>>530240872not the thread theme
>>530242093strong start and chorus, weak everywhere else
I can't stop eating
I can't begin moving
Ive discovered going DRIVING helps me sleep at night
Ive started daily Journaling
GET READY FOR THE NEXT UPDATE
>>530240901Can she ride a motorcycle up walls and then throw it into a helicopter like Jin did, though?
should i drink chocolate milk
>fromdrones pass this off as a masterpiece
>>530244246Funny thing about that was New York was pretty safe until Jin did that shit and pissed off Kazuya to the point of committing casual mass murder. Jin is kind of a retard challenging the LITERAL DEVIL TO A FIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF TIME SQUARE
One of us should do this the next time HNM visits another country
>>530245260how often do HMN take helicopter tours of the cities they visit
>>530245260our hero just killed the pilot...
>>530244578imagine if From made tekken 8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq88XrP2obM&list=PLTojQPHLPs7wfIep34wi5FIOnH1eGjy44
the song is so optimistic, i love it.
>>530245528he apologizes later in the game
I went to the strip club once and they said no touching but I touched anyways and I didn't get kicked out
Some might say that I was a problem child
>>530239598>no harada or nakatsubut why
these dewglider sub outfits are goated
nakatsu is fired, harada is busy coming back to his OG role as game director
harada's og role was faceless programmer
yall niggas aint really watching murray and esports is use ??
Do y'all play this game? How tf ain't fukhumraham out yet???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEjAe0CHRf0
IT'S UP
murray's not done putting on makeup
>>530247895What the helly is this supposed to be
why is it not being streamed on twitch/tekken?
aye bruh when tf the stream start
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murray making us wait for the fahkumram presentation lol. i'm bout to bust a nut in my pants bruh hurry up
aight fรกm I gave you chance but u hella late and now ion giva fuck miss me wit this wack ass dead game bruh
What the fuck are they supposed to show
Pac-Man finally playable fighter?
murray is gonna reveal he did the mocap for one of fahkumram's moves
LOOK AT THE SCREEN MICHAEL
>>530248958THIS
*spreads ass*
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Working diligently on the game btw
>Harada and Nakatsu hiding
COWARDS
>no balance talk
patch is a disaster isn't it
nakatsu busy with last second balance changes
no shit they said it's a buff patch
What exactly do they expect from these shitty crossover promos?
blud said try to sell tekken to atelier fans :skull:
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What if we can ban champs and pick maps?
>entire patch for ahoge hair
>>530249741There's at least 2 of us here that play both. For a long time atelier was my relax game after t8 cause this game pissed me the fuck off
>>530249760my sister looks exactly like this (not joking)
>different location
>Harada and Nakatsu didn't feel like being there
>Murray looking tired and uninterested
Wow based and hype Fahk huh
>splash art over a plain shirt
TEKKEN IS SAVED
blud said he plays gust shovelware
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murray could have been the chill weeb white guy producer, why does he have to be insecure
We pretending tekken 8 ain't shovelware now hahahahah
and yet everyone hangs on every word murray says like he's jesus himself
>>530249960ugly ass xbox avatars.
this is honestly pathetic
I want a heihachi slime plush
>>530249960this is tekken in 2025
This isn't even funny anymore
jesus fucking christ we didn't even get a costume
Why is everything with T8 so half assed, why the atilier game get a costume but we only get random accessories?
When does faggotmom come out
Why did it take them 3 months to make a "new" hairstyle and importing a small puni model
paying an indian 100$ to make an outfit is outside of budget
wait a second, they get a side quest, an outfit, and we get an ahoge???
what the fuck!
HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING REAL!!!!
TEKKEN IS UNIRONICALLY SAVED
>>530250263we got the funny hair and slime. we made out like bandits in this collab compared to...
...
a dedicated sidequest, special costume, unique enemy spawn, and special animation
Wow, looks like a really cool stage. Thanks Murray
the shark hat is kino ngl
I'm going to kill murray in tekken
Remember to say "Thanks Murray!" after every slide.
I cannot wait to dress up my asuka with a pac-man head, yumia ahoge, karate kid jacket, Nike shoes, final fantasy XVI moogle floating pet, and Chipotle hit effects!
>>530250463nina chads win again!
>punish rage art with rage art
did they nerf rage art frames on block
please say yes
pretty sure it wasn't a punish
notice on how murray perks up once we get to fahk
Next victim man on screen
im a chipotle gurl
support out developers by spreading the word of chipotle
tekken project is a money laundering scheme right?
GET ON WITH IT MURRAY!!!!!!!!!!
>>530250463>rogue hairi'm ready
>no atelier outfit even though they showed art of reina wearing it
LOL
This guy's last name is really E-Sports?
>>530250770King is still in his recovery animation when Alisa uses her RA
No wonder Harada and Nakatsu didn't show up. Jesus it's bad
IT'S THE MURRAY HIGHLIGHT REEL
AGAIN
Fahk isn't a real person unc
The secondhand embarrassment is real
I cannot believe we're not getting Josie to get this deviantart character and this fanfiction.net story
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it's funny that fahk was introduced in a game that didn't allow for dlc character backstories because they never added character episodes for them
and then they have to explain why characters are special in the next game because they won't do character episodes again
atelier outfit would cost 100$ from an indian using maya plis understand
I dont think anyone is asking these questions he's answering. No one cares lol gup
THE SAME MONK
HE PRAYED
FOR WHAT
LMAOOOOOOOOO
LOOK AT THE SCREEN MICHAEL
murray humiliation ritual
More effects please, I don't want to see the screen
holy shit IT'S STILL GOINGGGGGGGGGGG
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>they're gonna love this segment for the bandai namco showcase. they're probably gonna love it even more when we show it again during the summer update stream
This guy needs to go. How can they put such a low energy dude in front of the camera to try and sell their new character. His own OC BTW
Yes when I look at the 8 foot tall hulk that has lightening veins I think "authenticity"
shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP
>"murray-san we can't fit your trip to thailand AND a new outfit for the Yumia collab in our current budget, we gotta choose one"
>murraysfacewhen
>>530251530>8 foot tall hulk that has lightening veinsthat's pretty much the average thai person
Can't wait to be exhilarated
You all just jealous that you will never get flown to another country for a vacation while making your own OC in a popular fighting game like Tekken 8.
>>530251640fuck you now i'm even more mad
Im not being ironic or shitposting when I say I would have paid for atelier outfits. I'd love to dress asuka up like ryza or alisa like escha and Lars like logy
>>530250463Armor King type vest before AK is out
>>530251732No, I just want to play a 3d fighting game that is fun
>12 frame ws heat engager
>>530251640He is dating a lady boi ?
Am I crazy or does Fahk look much smaller when hes being juggled, maybe its just his odd body shape that makes it look so odd but it looks so off
THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING COOL
Damn a guard break into a cinematic mixup is so much cooler than a guard break into a free combo I love guard breaks! Its like they say! If you block you like cock!
I would love to see harada, Murray, nakatsu and esports play this game in ranked vs randoms
fahk's guard break into qte type mix is the most retarded thing they ever put in tekken
oh my god are we seriously watching this trailer AGAIN?
>show off a full match
>show his teaser from 2 months ago right after
what the fuck is going on
>>530252214can't wait to watch that animation 4 or 5 times a match. fahk mirrors are gonna be sick to watch!!!!
As lazy and awful as the Yumia content was at least it was "new". I dont think I've seen a single Fakh thing that hasnt been shown before already. The fuck was the point of this event?
I am just laughing this is insane they are really fucking stretching this the shit out of this "event" with recycled segments
...why the fuck didn't they show off the fucking trailer at the start????
yeah, we already saw it months ago, but that would have been the appropriate time to show it
Murray I swear to god you better drive away in that fucking Tuk Tuk while you still can...
Just so fucking uninteresting
His theme is kinda hype though
ARMOR KIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGUUUUUU
I dont fucking care move on and show something
FIX THE GAME
We knew they had nothing.
THEY knew they had nothing.
WTF was this about?
they had to show it again because nobody watched it the first time
This is 1 hour I will never get back
HOLY SHIT ARMOUR KING!!!!!
regardless of quality tekken will always be extremely fucking entertaining. make michael murray a janitor
I'm uninstalling when Reddit King drops
SWIMSUITS ON SALE?! T8 IS SAVED
Update tomorrow bois, we're back!
You know I am thinking they weren't going to show AK off at combo breaker and they were going to reveal him in this but season 2 was received so badly they pushed his reveal to save face but now they have literally NOTHING to show in this summer update video
FIX THE FUCKING GAME NIGGA
Ugly ass character panel art
I get that they don't want to go very in depth about the update but why not show some broad strokes about the direction?
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COOOMER SWIMSUIIITTSSSS T8 IS SAVED FOR REAL THIS TIME
The only I rike is Yumia and Pacman which has nothing to do with kekken
SWIMSUIT SEX BTW
get away from my hero SKANKS
Tekken 8 is saved........................
>new swimsuits
buying tekken coins right now
Uhmmm why are they sexualising underaged girls again
>ver 2.04
Yes yes yes just wait for the real changes in august thank you michael murray for dangling that carrot in front of my face!!!!!!!!!! It's great time to be a tekken fan.
>>530252956oh lili you little slut
xiaoyu looks so fucking hot
What the fuck is that feng art? All that shit is ai art
>>530252925We know it's gonna be garbage after season 2's release and they know it's gonna be garbage so they're not showing anything important.
>>530253179People don't like his OC Donutsteel
Lidia artist did an amazing job.
If the devs weren't retarded they'd just sell the character panels for like 100 tekken coins and split profits 30/70 with the artists. Valve made a trillion dollars doing that. Why are they stopping the character art now???
kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
So we're already done with actual game content huh.
>>530253179Stop hating on his self insert
i'd rather play the board game
I thought tekken was a virtual video game you play with friends
https://youtu.be/60XLbiKbyK8?si=pZOt6yn7cS4Nzkur
This would be a crazy side event at the next major
>Tekken: The Boardgame
AHAHAHAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
This is some Spaceballs level parody.
Bikinis saved this Tekken talk fr fr
they can't be this fucking incompetent
they can't
the just can't
they-
fuck-
make sure to support the TEKKEN PROJECT dev team. you like tekken don't you?
smith coffee
extra dark roast
lots of angry emoji's in the chat
How many hours till the patch tho
>nigga coffee
how about no
Yumia
Pac-Man
Reused Fakh footage
New bikinis
Watches and T-Shirts
Tekken Board Game
Coffee
Not a bad day tekbros right?
how about that new challenger
>>530252978>>530252956>>530252972linganon finna make me feral with his customs
>>530253179Because he keeps looking at the screen and he sees the hate
This isn't incompetence anymore.
They're trying to wring out the final bit of money they think they can get away with.
There's no other explanation for all of this shit.
I haven't heard about Tekken since the patch controversy, have things improved or nah?
>>530238298but everyone played him and drag....hmm..
I could have been playing Zelda but instead I said "no ill watch tekken"
Im a retard
the new challenger is michael murray
>>530252956must........procreate..........
>>530253721>YumiaDisappointing, no outfit just some accessories....
>Pac-ManSnooze
>Reused Fakh footageDesperate to stretch time here
>New bikinisProbably the best thing they showed here but this won't be a thing till like august
>Watches and T-ShirtsShilling friviolous shit
>Tekken Board Gameas I understood this thing ain't even done they shilled us a kickstarter essentially
>CoffeeYuck
>>530207613 (OP)Did this game seriously under perform, like to the point they lost money or barely made any? Why SO MANY collabs and licensing shit? Why could they only add 1 art image thing per character? Why are they not adding anymore despite character's not having those image things? Does anyone want to bet the "new" character is just going to be a repurposed older character, again, like every "new" character added to this game.
WHY POST THIS IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE AN OUTFIT FOR THE COLLAB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't imagine that there are people that actually play tekken and purchase "designer" sunglasses and watches for retarded prices. Theres just no way
anooo michaeru's trip to thailand was expensive
i want to main xiaoyu all of a sudden, please point me to some learning resources
Real talk I need to cop me a reina watch that purple would match my shoes
I stayed up for this, 5am, thanks for nothing murray and NIGatsu, holy shit, I will masturbate to ling and go to sleep fuck this gay world
>>530252956Lee is the sluttiest one there
>>530254108they could've cut out the arcade quest mode and invesg that money into an SF6-tier netcode and it would have made 5 times as much money, i'm not joking
sure the summer update sucked but just wait for the august update
this is the last tekken game ever
YOU FUCKING SAID THAT LAST TIME
>>530254235oh my dayyyyys bruv
>>530252956>auntie trying to act all slutty in the back>people only give a shit about the cute chinkie and frenchieanna is embarrassing as always
>>530254380Fuck outta here Nemy.
okay but genuinely where do we go from here? I donโt think I can keep playing this garbage but another karate kid collab could convince me
>>530254338noticing a pattern here
>sure the august update sucked but just wait for the 4th character
>sure season 2 sucked but just wait for season 3
>sure
>>530252956>lili touching lings ass staring at the camera'ka pov
>>530254108The โnew character is just old character cloneโ rhetoric is so retarded. Every single time in T8 someone said that, the characters are completely different and only retards who know nothing think theyโre identical. Everyone playing like a heat monkey is different that new characters being so-called clones.
>>530254307They should have made a full tekken force mode. They could sell levels as fucking DLC and make collab levels n shit.
2.04 will either be the final nail in the coffin or...
>>530254602>bikinis and lee speedowe're gonna enter the new golden age
the maggots eating away at the body in the coffin
Tekken 8 is a Masterclass on how not to monetize game content, how to piss off users, and how to fail at creating merchandise for your 30 year old IP
>>530254602This game is going to keep walking along as a fucking zombie until they make Tekken 9 and the same thing happens
>>530254560well they could, after making bazillion of dollars by following what i said, netcode is the most important thing
>>530254338>>530254493That's the thing, there's not gonna BE an August update outside of AK's release. At least I havent heard of it. Unless something changes, 2.03 will be last change till S3. Please someone tell me I'm wrong.
>>530254108It performed slightly better compared to t7 in the first year. But t7 made a ton of money in the arcades and it was a low budget game. I think they expected tekken 8 to be on sf6 level.
GET READY FOR THE NEXT UPDATE
GET READY FOR THE NEXT HEIHACHI THEMED WATCH
>>530254795They've just announced 2.04 for august. Murray said they will continue updating the game.
I am starting to believe the out there theory an anon here had like months ago, they are dumping this game early, they knew season 1 they fucked up and they knew damn well season 2 was going to be a trainwreck too thats why they are just giving us repeat dlc too. The insane shilling of products, the complete apathy in this summer update video, yea I am really starting to believe it.
They are going to end support for this game early and are already working on Tekken 9 will will be graphically based on T8 but they will remove heat and all the retarded shit they added in this game and Tekken 9 will be a PS6 launch title.
>I enjoy Tekken how could you tell?
And it will be the greates fighting game of all time
>>530255127this isnโt happening but Iโd like it to. make sure to buy some SMITH COFFEE at evo to save the game
TEN YEARS OF SUPPORT FOR TEKKEN 8
>>530255179from your hairline
By the time Tekken 10 comes out, humanity will no longer exist
>>530255127>Tekken 9 comes out and it's even worse
Tekken 9 will share the same story as Ace Combat 8, you will need to play both to get the full picture, there will be a stage where you fight on a jet
tekken 8 is probably the worst game i've ever played
virtua fighter will save us
>>530255460this nigga genuinely thinks a game made by sega will save anything
I will be too old to play Tekken 11
Yeah Tekken 8 is a literal psy op. They are just testing how far they can go before people break. Next game is going to be completely different. Harada has a degree in psychology.
i'll stick to resident evil and dark souls
Sf6 shits all over t8. It has taken a long time to develop but their swimsuits are all unique to each character and look nothing alike from top to bottom. T8 is just minor tweaks to old assets. Fucking garbage.
SF getting glacially paced content is better than this humiliation ritual
Tekken 12 could be a Playstation 8 exclusive
why buy bikinis when you can have stuff like this for free?
i offended murray on tekgen and i feel bad, he a cool guy
I hope he can't sleep tonight
>>530256040off-model garbage looks like shit
>>530256120heโs sleeping soundly knowing he just secured thousands of tekken coins on swimsuits
i sleep in a big bed with my thai ladyboy gf
the hell happened to tekken 8 on nintendo switch 2
>>530255791I don't know man I play both games and SF6 is just T8 but in 2D and heat is on permantly, both games are kinda miserable with the devs doing absolutely nothing to change anything, well except fot the fact that everyone deepthroats SF6 and Capcom I guess thats quite different because everyone relentlessly shits on T8 and Bamco, cryo freeze me and release me when T9 and SF7 are out maybe they'll be better...
haha the joke is sex, plz clap
if the patch notes aren't released in 24 hours, i'm switching to another game
>>530257635up for some siege x?
>>530257635hop on damon and baby instead
>he's thinking the patch notes will save this game
lmao
>>530256963something you guys don't have haha
>>530257824desu i doubt phiddy has ever had sex with a white woman, or anyone beside his asian fiance come to think of it
>>530257974his fiancee is a bit of a cuckqueen for putting up with his rampant white woman fetish
>>530258109Im pretty sure shes cheating on him with tone
>>530258509I don't even think she's involved in the FGC at all. Why would she know Tone?
please make rage art -12 that would be so funny
>>530252956lol, tekken always has to copy street fighter...
so lame... losing to badly..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSIWjPVwZBM
Just woke and read up on the news
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
will we get 3 bikinis for just one outfit pretty good
>>530259082please bring back character loyalty... I don't want esports character metas...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxgjYnmuNNA
Guess I'll just have a peanut butter sandwich for dinner.....
murray added swimsuits because he wanted to see fahkumram in a speedo btw
>16ms connection
>vs King
Yeah, I won't rematch
they took 3 months to make an ahoge for the atelier collab
>>530260993nah, just trying to chase sf6 lmao
babygirl typed this out in english, she's super serious
>>530260993What will they do for Leo?
>>530261158>16mscheck under your bed, NOW
What a fucking joke who decided to make Lidia's ff2 unreactable so I can't decide what option to use after it. Like yeah bro let's give this important stance move no block stun so if you block or get hit by it it's impossible to make an informed choice so I kept mashing df1 after it and getting countered by the fast mid option she does because it's literally an unreactable move.
Like imagine you made Xiaoyu's AOP be a 1 frame move so you can never know if you're in a mixup that's so fucking stupid, because you wouldn't be able to react to a 1 frame animation. What is this shit.
Shouldn't you be complaining about Mario Kart, Phill?
>>530261229gooners finna eat so good
>>530261229theyre trying to feminize the playerbase with a bikini with cute bows
At the beginning, humans existed in a default harmony state. In this state, all needs were met, and no awareness of good or evil existed - no moral tension. But within this system were two core modules:
One could awaken the capacity for moral self-awareness.
The other could grant full persistence - eternal continuity.
The moment the awareness module was activated, the system self-locked the continuity module to avoid creating a morally autonomous, deathless being.
This lockout created the condition of โfallโ - a split state: aware, but mortal.
The rest of human history became the attempt to understand that splitโand to reach the tree we were locked out from.
It's 2am and I haven't done anything even remotely productive
>>530261561I hate Lidia in general, the only I beat Lidia players is by steam rolling them with my offense not giving them a chance to put me in the cancer stance mix and Lidia in heat, dear fucking lord I have no idea whats even happening there she just guard crushes the shit out of me and when I try to duck it I just get mauled the other way
>>530262258too many characters have become too reaction check heavy. if you cant react to specific fast animations and make informed decisions you just die.
Genesis 2.0 โ System Initialized
- Human consciousness instantiated.
- Garden environment online.
- Tree modules installed.
- Boundary protocols in place.
- Genesis 3.0 โ Unauthorized Access
- User bypassed restriction.
- Consciousness module activated (Knowledge Tree).
- Security alert triggered.
- Immortality module disabled.
- Environment access revoked.
- Post-Eden Runtime
- Users running in sandboxed environment (Earth).
- Access to core functions (Tree of Life) restricted.
- Patch updates via prophecy, law, wisdom, and eventually, incarnation (theological version).
- Final reconciliation pending (eschatology).
Tekken team must have gotten their asshole fisted from bamco after the season 2 fiasco
the season 2 update was shit
2.01 was shit
2.02 was shit
2.03 will be shit
2.04 will be shit
there is no hope
god has abandoned the bandai namco office
we are in hell
>>530225750>asuka is supposed to be a defensive characterSays who? The memes in your head?
Every character needs offense options, being "defensive" doesn't mean just standing there and spamming parries
If I didn't already abandon this game for two others that have more and better quality porn of the 2d variety I'd agree. Thank god I started playing other shit as far back as when tekken 7 fucked up.
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he's right you know
hwoarang fags cope
>>530252978Huh? They reduced sss or something? How come there are bellybuttons?
welp
hoping against the odds that the patch tomorrow is a actually substantially and nerfs most of the cast along with adding recovery to rage arts. probably not gonna happen, but goddamn it i need something good to happen in my life right now
>>530252956These aren't even bad or anything, they're fine
The issue is that there are way better fan-made mods already
Corean Ludos mog tf out of us...
um is this the tekken thread
>>530252956Why didn't they just ask the modders to use their model, are they stupid?(Yes)
>>530252956>shiny metallic swimsuit textureboner killer. hire fans
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The more i think about it the more i feel that fahks guardbreak is technically nerfed now that he goes into stance
>>530265552>>530266843>lobbied against SKGwhy is this retard misrepresenting a list of publishers as companies that are directly involved in this whole deal
Reina doesn't get a Yumia costume?????? LMAO hahahahah
Just kill this fucking trash game
>>530263702Finally a based piece from this nigga
I donโt think they will undo the hp increase so the game will still be shit.
>>530252956ling you little slut...
nobody FUCKING cares about that anime slop or reina
What did we do to deserve HMN...?
Pepe
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Just done read some Slavoy Zizek and now I will watch mainmans Hwoarang vidio
>reduced damage of every move in the game by 1 point
>behavior adjustment
there I saved you 4 minutes of reading the upcoming patch notes
we only got one clive on screen at the tourney
this is concerning
we have to go back to Tekken 7 season 2
it's the only way
Is their collab system some sort of scam?
They do the barest minimum "work" and call it a multi-thousand dollar collaboration
i read no longer human and became depressed for a few months, reading is not for me
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>>530270380money laundering
https://x.com/TEKKEN_Project/status/1942083664176947204
lmaoooo it's joever
>>530270517>art of Reina in Yumia's outfit>don't actually get that in the gameYea, something fishy's going on here
They can't even be bothered giving Reina Yumia's hair
we don't fucking care about reina shut up
>>530271489I'm sorry you got diagnosed with homosexuality
>>530271586what are you being homophobic?
i thought you loved gays, reinasis
>>530271625Lol that faggot was never me, that homo's an imposter
I'm the real deal
you me tomorrow twitch dot tv patch notes melties
>Hwoarang gets buffed tomorrow
How would you react
>>530271707well
sucks for you reina gets jack shit LMAOOOOO
>>530271489How about now?
>>530271770We're all losers in Tekken 8
At least I get Reina
>>530271819i wanna smell her asshole so bad bros
Reina would be much more attractive if she came standard without the ugly dyke haircut
>>530271768I would be happy because he's not very good
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>>530271898Would you let Reina rape you?
Yeayeayea i drive in my tuc don't give a fuck
Bitches be bitching on xitter but i'm in my tuc see me give a fuck
Oh yeaaaaah dropping my bad boy fahk on these niggas hell yeaaah
Measly bitches all day bitching unable to get bitches but i sit in my tuc don't give a fuck laugh at you niggas fidges drop my boy fahk i'm chillin in my tuc
Unbreakable throw your mom a hoe fahk is my magnum opus call me edgar allan poe
Push kick from range 8 this tekken 8 you baby losers only know hate what's the mix what's the mix watch you eat dicks
I drive in my tuc don't give a fuck
>>530270619Nothing fishy. Namco bandai doing the bare minimum with thier low effort collabs. Ffxvi is an outier.
>>530272132can't rape the willing
Some guy who works on the games assets had to upload that PNG and put it on a shirt
Work done successful collab
remember how they released this game without the battlepasses or tekken shop, farmed a bunch of good reviews, then patched it in later?
good times
>>530272186What if she was really rough with you? Like straight up grunting and shouting like she usually does in a fight?
>>530272768i only pray she breaks all my bones
Can't lie the heihachi and reina watch look kinda nice
Murray's suicide party will be monetized by scamco and i WILL pay to see it.
anoooo we spent all of our budget on clive's particle effects, please understand,
>>530272962Least loyal Reina fan, i respect it.
Its 5am canโt sleep because I took a long nap yestreday
>>530274169Shion... chubby...
>>530274169Someday I will save enough money to travel to Japan, find her and marry her.
I know she is my promised wife.
>fightinggm is halfway through atelier yumia
sorry sir I wasn't familiar with your game
here's a fun riddle, what does GM stand for?
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"I'm thinking...mid size house..in the Irish countryside...loyal, tall, white hubby to keep me warm...yea"
>>530274457>tall>whitefuckmylife
https://streamable.com/kl92bs
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There are people on r/tekken leading a gooner crusade against trannies/puritans and they are winning.
Hundreds of updoots about worshipping Lili's feet and the mods there do nothing about it like they do on every other sub.
Tekken 8 is so shit that it's redpilling normlafags.
Think about it.
>>530274563justified crashout. nothing you can do, that's just tekken 8
>>530274563People that complain about 50/50s in Tekken are literally this guy
>>530274563Spamming the same moves over and over just won asuka a major
>>530274631People are getting sick and tired of anti "coomer" whining and screeching whenever there's a female character on the screen
People are tired of listening to these muslim mishima players predditors
>>530274563We weren't ready for this conversation back in S1.
>>530274524Sorry little brownie/ricecel that fertile Irish womb is for white seed only
>>530274631>Hundreds of updoots about worshipping Lili's feetCan't find it, post it
>>530274631>There are people on r/tekken leading a gooner crusade against trannies/puritans and they are winning.>reddit not lessWE ARE SO BACK
Just checked they still hate gooners
>>530275263Why did you censor plebbitor names?
>>530275263The number of updoots says otherwise
>>530275263>2 upvotesPost the top comments
>>530275263What has to happen in your life to end up this pathetic?
>>530275379reads like this place honestly
>>530275519At least half the posters here are reddit nigger subhumans who think they're better than their fellow subhumans
That's how these "people" know what redditors are doing, because they're them
instead of posting underaged characters, let's post of-age artists that draw underaged characters!
i wish i was someone else
>>530275804>He doesn't go to the r/sf sub to laugh at the mods there banning official artwork put out by capcom because it features women in bikinis Lighten up.
>>530275519>no neckbased, someone call the pigeon poster
>>530276363Why the would I go on reddit to see that redditors are stupid?
You're not special or different from them
BIRD POSTERS ARE UNFUNNY WASTES OF OXYGEN
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THEIR POSTS
>>530276468I laugh at your retarded posts too if that helps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUCwf0LWVsI
>redditor
>bird poster
New dlc character better be good Murray
>>530276842What's got boke so excited?
>>530277418Same but with Anna and i kiss her feet
>>530277789No i wanna fuck Anna
>wake up
>visit tekgen
>bird posts
today is a good day
>>530275076>fertileI mean maybe you can take Steve to the movie theater some weekends
>>530278426how can people complain about asuka when bryan is stronger and more braindead?
its 6 am im still awake
its been that way for 100 days
fixable with a sleep tablet
>>530278302i will cave your face in
LEO and I just had pizza bros
get some fashion sense nigga
Is Tekken 8 worth getting for Fahkumram? I loved him in 7.
It can be said that my life has gone to waste and the only person culpable is myself
>>530279020The best part of customizations are the HORRID customs you meet in ranked.
But unironically.
>>530279186yes this game is made for fahk players
what are u a vampiyah lel
What are the chances fakoomram comes out and totally destroys the balance again
>>530278470Because he's a popular male character
Asuka is a medium popularity character but her greatest sin is being a female character so all the brownskinned mishima players get angry at her existence
at least kneega plays timing and sidesteps that tibetano kid was mashing plus frame
>>530278470Because Bryan is difficult to play
>>530279562Tibetano was constantly sidestepping and ducking strings, nigger
>>530279670yeah he did play really well not sure about sidesteps but he did play on point ngl
>>53027943550/50
The show match against bryan didn't look too convincing but we'll know when he's out
My prediction is that anna is stronger
>Because Bryan is difficult to play
>>530279435highly unlikely after what happened with 7
obviously he'll be annoying online but i doubt he'll be more annoying than lidia or anna
I would feel most proud of winning a tournament with Clive
Everyone should have a chargeable rage art now that i think about it
>>530280327Is there any other character with a rage art gimmick? if not why does Asuka get to have one?
boomer game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j-MdwkihME
>>530280464>characters get unique things removed and people bitch>characters get unique things and people bitchThere's really no pleasing you niggers
>>530280627>remove things people like>add things people don't like
>>530280674What things did they remove that people liked?
next they're gonna remove alisa and devil jin being able to crush lows with their ki charge
>>530280730ki charge, law's dss execution, etc.
>>530280482They're not even using easy mode controls?
Why the fuck are they putting so little effort into this kusoge
>>530280730I liked it that you could steal bryan's taunt with yoshi. Almost never comes up but it was soulful.
>>530280947they're old, not retarded.
>>530279435they didn't show him, he's 1000% broken and they know it
>>530280956Working hard on Tekken 9
>>530207613 (OP)EU WINS!
Tibetano, Nacido en Ecuador.
Oh noes...
last chance to play with the boys in the lobby before tekken is kill
tekgen
1122
https://www.youtube.com/live/ZlNaki1AsV8
it's finally here
>>530281381Only if there is at least one person with the new outfit
me in the retirement home fr
https://x.com/careesports_mie/status/1900001886356553886
the ltgfag is spamming f5 as we speak
>>530280627The question is why her and only her.