Wolfcraft 3 Edition
20 Days 'til Project Epoch!
>Question of the ThreadWho is Idaho <Soldiers of Fortune>?
>Currently Discussed ServersTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
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Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
>Upcoming ServersProject Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July
>Guilds<Pearls Pochie Pals> - Epoch, crossfaction (females only), COMING SOON
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone
>TurtleVanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app
>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX
>Previous Thread>>530128245
>>530224175Main dev is an autistic German so, obviously, he knows better than you (for every spec).
Just look how greatly designed and balanced his tier 0.5 sets are.
okay EPOCH is doa
good thing LAST EPOCH new season on 21st
>leveling my human warlock while listening to my Lucifer Luscious Violenouรฉ playlist
>all the crying about epoch classes
I still remember how much you faggots cried when turtle updated the classes and they ended up being fine and fun to play too. So keep crying, I bet the classes will be mostly fine.
>The Defias Brotherhood has a giant goblin forge in the deadmines
>All you see in the outside world are the same haggard rogues
"custom content" is such a mistake. slop, which people are eating
>want a druid
>alliance
>but not a nelf
shit
How come the Alliance has warlocks?
>leveling my undead rogue while listening to my Taylor Swift playlist
>>530225179How come the No Shoee have priest?
>>530225179How come the Thrall's Horde has warlocks?
>>530225125night elves are the quintessential druids
>>530225404Neeru Fireblade, the Good is keeping them in line
>>530225379WC3 merc unit, duh.
>>530225415they're so LAME
and males are ugly
>>530225807sounds like druids, alright
My IQ is officially measured at 147 and my calculations alongside the eye test have determined that Telol is based.
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oh wait
worgen druid yo
i'm the strongest tranny in FMC and I could easily beat the shit out of you thread trannies secondaries tourist fags in a boxing match
Today I got the Firebelcher wand from WC, and Cookie's apron from Deadmines. Priestbros we keep winning
>>530224431>tclap 20% more threat20% of 0 is, what again? remind me
>epoch doesnt even look that good, its just the latest fotm
>Can teleport any number of Horde members straight into Westfall
What's her endgame?
>>530226827what 0, besides you can use t clap in defensive stance
>>530226925Again, their custom quest are really good, at least the low level ones, but their takes on class design and itemization are retarded. Dunno about professions but so far it looks grim (alch being the best by a fat margin).
>>530227235>the things people dont even read are really goodcant even call that a silver lining lmfao
>>530227019Does alliance have something like that?
>>530228212No, high level players can get into stormwind for free through Stormwind Vaults dungeon too I think. Starting to see a pattern.
<Sin in my heart> @ Pochie
>>530227873people who don't read quests are subhuman, devs should not care about them.
>>530226827threat multiplier x (damage (reduced by armor) x 1.75) + minimal threat from debuff, 4 targets
>>530227873>no questie on epochProbably their best thing.
sickly gazelle vaxx status?
>>530224431thats it im done. ill just play on turtle.
If there's no quest addon on Pochie I'm not playing.
>>530229584C'mon Anon, have you never dreamed with 20% less threat on arcane explosion?
>>530229641damn, that sucks bro
>>530229671Less threat on AE is good though. Meanwhile hunter set is worse than the original version.
>>530229671its all just so retarded. i did look forward to playing 0.5 exp gain and a bit beefier mobs, but i keep reading about dumbfuck changes like these ones
>>530223420 and that faggy anons here try to bait people into playing the server by making it out to be some kind of based chud paradise is also a redflag. everytime people try to hype a game up it is utter trash
what draw distance do you people use in the twow launcher? my horizon looks weird
>>530229834>Less threat on AE is good thoughWell yeah, it's better than anything on the warlock set, but still really uninspired, specially when the favorite specs get cool and borderline broken bonuses.
>>530230053I'll play Epoch because there isn't other WoW related options ATM, but I don't know if I'll bother to raid there once I hit 60. Even if I do I might die of boredom either way because they want to wait 3 or 6 months for MC.
Hopefully well get a new Duskhaven or something after Ecuck.
I'm not trusting any of you dooming niggers, still playing, bitter faggots.
>elaynna's guild 4chinz
>schizokino's guild SoF
>pearl's secret guild (???)
what will you join anon? i might just go solo
>>530230818My guild <The Mission>
>>530230818None. I'm just going to play the game and meet people like normal. If I find a guild I like I'll join it but it won't be a 4chan guild.
>>530230573Yes, trust the discord shills instead.
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19 more days... I'm not going to make it...
>>530231553it's going to be the exact same game
>>530231308I will judge the game myself when it's out and I play it.
>>530231553try being caged for almost two months waiting for it
i'm so excited!!!
>>530229167lel so basically 0 since thunderclap does no fucking damage
>>530231880Sure. Just try to understand that by what people already know, they can conclude how pve will be like. So calling people that are unhappy with how the retard devs are handling most of the stuff doomers, is quite retarded of you, too.
>>530232227I know how people are around here, many enjoy more complaining about the game than actually playing it. They feed of comolaining about the pettiest shit. I didn't trust you people when I tried turtle and I did right because it was enjoyable, so I'll be doing the same this time.
i'm not playing on epoch so i don't know why you guys keep talking about it
epoch is doa move on
>>530227019allow hordies to steal your spot in Deadmines runs
fk
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You're joining <Pochie Pals>, right nonny?
>>530233261there must always be a grift king
>>530234031staying far away from any publicly listed anon guild
will wait for the usual clique guilds to form and join the best
>>530232950nta but if you cannot make out how bad those changes are, maybe you are just stupid or a new player.
>>530234175>joining a cliqued up guildnice try getting loot, no one will say hi to you when you login, good luck finding dungeon groups
>>530234031Putting all guilds I see here on ignore.
>>530230818im just gonna make a basement style chat on epoch since no one here can function in a guild apparently
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I don't need an anon guild... I've always been somewhat of a solo MMO player anyway. I think the thread is a good enough place to discuss and organize anywho. Maybe we can mark a nice fishing spot on our maps and meet there from time to time for fishing dailies!
>>530234031For me it's <Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>
>>530235237A chat channel is smarter than a guild and something Iโve suggested before. It gives anons some place in game to congregate where they can talk, help each other out, form groups, and so on.
Itโs a new server and people arenโt sure what they want to do. Thereโs no telling who will stay and who will leave. Trying to form a guild on such a foundation is doomed to fail. Make a chat channel, talk in game, get to know each other, let personalities develop, and then a month later when everything has settled in, talk about a guild. You will wind up with a more stable, stronger guild that way.
>>530236471>Thereโs no telling who will stay and who will leave. Trying to form a guild on such a foundation is doomed to failthey are trying to shill the server, they dont care about guilds.
>>530224431I rather stay on Bronzebeard PTR alpha, thanks.
>>530236542A lot of the guild talk is jokes and itโs funny if we keep the joke up and keep changing the name with each OP.
But in seriousness a guild out the gate is just not a good idea.
Can someone explain to me why Turtle bad?
>>530238029shennas feet smell
>>530238029>can someone explain to me why shenna bad?Lurk moar.
>>530234031nope, joining a normie guild.
might hang with anons but will not be full timing
>>530234031I've started moving like this IRL because of this gif.
Gotcha. So no actual arguments.
>>530238029It makes the obese trannies who play this game for a living seethe since it doesn't cater to the poopsock crowd
How much faith do we have in epoch?
>>530240078>argumentsThis is why nobody gave your question a serious answer. Because it's clear you just want to argue and weren't going to honestly listen to anyone's answers.
epoch will fail and your guild in there will also fail
no one from here playing there is worth anything
you are just bickering trannies that live on drama
evil can never create only destroy
>>530240348idc how dogshit the changes are
it's on a better client than turtle and it's vanilla+
all i want.
>>530240078the old argument was that turtle changed the classes so much it became a fun(bad)server instead of banilla plos
>>530240078reply to an actual post you cunt. that way someone catching up on the thread can follow what you are bitching about.
>>530238029because it's not? turtle is the current best version of wow. that's why epoch is trying to be turtle+. make sense, fag?
man I like my turtle ui setup and addons and there isn't really an easy way to replicate it on 3.3.5
fugg
>>530240348I'm looking forward to it mostly for the custom quests. It has the potential to provide a vanilla-like experience, where a lot of it is brand new and unexplored. That's the kind of server I really want. A New Quest+ server where it's like vanilla but the quests are different, mobs are different, and so on.
>>530241576im going to quest to about lv 17, then dungeon level to 60
>>530241576it's also got no public database yet and nothing has been datamined, also a bit more difficult than standard 'niller
gonna be kino for a bit, at least. hopefully it stays good.
does this mean that there is an open beta on july 12th? cause that's what that reads like to me, with no additional context.
>>530241576that's the big one for me too
the problem with most new fresh is the game is already solved. this is the first one in a long time that should actually be (at least to some extent) new where I can go out in the world and play the game organically instead of it being infested with the usual minmax autism from the get go
>>530241987yes i asked them on discord and they said you will be able to make an account on thursday and participate in the stress test on saturday
>turtle has a .5 exp mode that gives rewards every 10 level
this was my sole reason for trying out epoch. guess ill make a cute goblina and enjoy the questing.
I'm going to go for loremaster.
>Loremaster Reimagined
>The Loremaster achievement has long been a badge of dedication, but in Project Epoch, it's more than just a numbers game. Instead of simply completing an arbitrary amount of quests, Loremaster now takes you on a curated journey through each zone's most important events.
>Every region now features a Lorewalker achievement, requiring players to complete key Storylinesโhand-picked quest chains that weave together the most essential parts of the zone's lore. By following these Storylines, you'll not only witness the world's unfolding history, but also earn a true sense of completion. Only those who embrace the entire journey of Azerothโzone by zoneโcan claim the title of Loremaster.
I never went for this before in Wow because "just do a bunch of random quests" just never held an appeal to me. But the idea that if you complete a bunch of storylines you get a title is really appealing to me. It feels like it has much more substance beyond "complete X quests."
My Epoch goal is to make 1 friend.
>>530242132>where I can go out in the world and play the game organically you can always do that on any server. no one is forcing you to play "inorganically."
>instead of it being infested with the usual minmax autism from the get golol, it absolutely will be. have you looked at their discord? every fresh gets more min-maxxy than the last. a few new quests don't change that. fyi.
and of course people tried to min-max 2005 vanilla too. it's an MMO thing, because there are many people who enjoy playing these games as optimally as they can.
>tfw the way people are talking about project epoch is the way people used to talk about turtle wow
>before all the hate
>before all the shitposting
>before all the drama
>before all the namefags and avatarfags
just pure love of the game
>turtle female goblins look like absolute shit
and there goes my enthusiasm for this garbage server as well. is there any way to mod female goblin faces? are there even plans to update their faces officially?
>>530244138Are you using the HD patch?
>>530241576...turtle has custom quests. they suck and the writing is terrible.
>>530244138They already "fixed" goblins so no plans to fix them again.
There's nothing you can do beyond wearing a mask or a helmet that hides your ugly face.
>>530244183no, i just started on turtle. does it fix it? looking around, there are like 3 hd patches/mods
>cross faction parties in epoch
Yep. Gonna get my orc cock sucked by alliance sluts
>no HB elves
>no draenei
>no goblin
>nothing new
why would anyone play on pooch?
>>530244863Because
>no HB elves>no draenei>no goblinThere is new shit though
>private server autists finally hit 3k concurrent players
>decide to split off into two servers
LOCK ME UP
>>530244287The problem with the Turtle custom quests is that they weren't integrated in the world. They were just tacked on. A good example of this is the sheep quest in Elwynn. It's a cute quest, sure enough, but it doesn't really add to the game or weave itself into the existing game. It also wasn't programmed well, requiring you to talk to the sheep when you really should be clicking on an item to catch them (like the peon quest in the Orc starting area).
With Epoch there seems to be more of an understanding that the story of the game matters when it comes to quest, as the Loremaster thing here
>>530243612 indicates. I remember watching a developer vlog where they said they don't like just adding things to the game just to add them, and having them be tacked on. The dev said they didn't like the whole "let's add a subzone here in an unused space of the map" thing that Turtle also does.
And I have to agree. Tirisfal Highlands just feels like a weird tumor that grew onto the actual map. It feels slapped on and attached with some duct tape.
The changes to the Deadmines are probably the best example of this. Epoch's changes flow naturally with the dungeon. You now go into the ship as a part of reaching the end of the dungeon. If you didn't know better, you wouldn't realize they changed this. It feels natural. On Turtle Wow, they just added a tumorous growth onto the Deadmines. The new area sidelines the natural progress of the dungeon. You now have to go off into a custom area that looks out of place, kill a boss, and then you go back on the linear path. It simply doesn't work as well, and it's indicative of the differences between design, where one (Epoch's) is superior to the other (Turtle's).
so how do you quest as a tank warrior without being miserable?
>>530245089imagine typing all that bullshit just to show everyone how retarded you are
>>530245389>no argumentyeah
>>530245089As someone who tested Epoch I can tell you that they definitely learned from Turtle's mistakes. The custom quests seem very natural. They're actually written in English. There was consideration for how many mobs were in an area, so you don't have to kill 20 big bears when there's only 4 big bears that spawn at any given time on a 7 minute respawn.
I remember on Turtle WoW there was a custom quest where I had to kill a bunch of ogres and one type of ogre had only one single spawn but I had to kill like five of them. So I had to not only wait for respawns but also compete for them with hardcores that I couldn't group with. It sucked. Epoch doesn't do that.
>20 dudes did a better job than 200 turtle devs
DOUBT
>>530245089>comparing turtle quests to tumorsI've always felt that way about them
>>530245510what argument? flying over your bullshit and it is instantly apparent that all you do is speaking subjective. why should anyone argue against that you dumb retard
>>530245743>its subjectivegood argument bro lel
>>530245743>what argument?SEETHING.
>project epoch quest
>intricately and lorefully interwoven into the delicate plot tapestry of the world of warcraft by native english speakers
>turtle wow
>"pls be redeem 20000 bear butt four me saar"
>epoch discord troon brigade is back
yaaawn
>larping like youve spent longer than 5 seconds reading any quest in your 20 years of playing wow
>>530246137during class she passed a note to me that said โyesโ
>>530246351You should stay at turtle.
>>530246414and so will epoch's be
when will people realize custom content is a meme? just pirate more of blizzard's shit, wtf are you doing
Are troontle trannies really trying to pretend Turtle Wow's quests were good after years of complaining about how bad they are?
>>530246351>not reading the questssoulless
>>530246491go back to /wowcg/ nigger
>>530246491Indeed, Turtlesister. Nobody could do better than Turtle. If Turtle sucks shit, surely everything else sucks even more shit. Praise Turtle.
You can really tell it's just 2 or 3 d*scord faggots shilling ePOOch.
>>530246805>assmad turdler
>>530247072>surely this will make them come back to turdle
>fmc dramafags seethe seeing other anons talking about project epoch with excitement instead of gossiping about the same people endlessly
Is FMC in the room with us right now schizo kun
>nobody in fmc ever posts in this thread
the delusion
people really out here developing WoW clones and doing nothing with Northrend or the Lich King?
well, i guess the hd patch does make female goblins look fuckable, albeit just two faces really. will epoch have goblins or are they planning to implement them?
>>530248501At launch no. Later maybe.
The only races they said they'd never do are blood elves for Horde and draenei for Alliance. They may still do high elves for Alliance. Draenei for Horde makes less sense lore-wise but could happen.
>>530246724I can't afford that
>>530248691guess goblins are years away. all i care about is which pserver gives me .5 exp speed and the most fuckable female goblins. maybe the retarded turtle ue5 version will do the job.
>>530248967UE5 is still years off if it even happens. Leaks revealed they ran out of money and can't pay the guy who was working on it.
if epoch is so good then why do you trannies shill it 24/7 ?
if turtle wow and fmc are so good why do you trannies drama 24/7?
>>530250757>why are you excited for something you like?headscratcher
>liking the same boring game for 20 years
why?
is classic is so good why do you not like TBC?
>>530251591>people excited for something new after the same old shit for so long>"it must be trannies! shills! schizos!"
>>530225557yeah until the cut questline involving both sides cooperating discovers that he and varimathras were working with the legion
>Bronzebeard added the original beastiary building at stonetalon mountains where the wyverns are for horde players passing by
small throwback shit like this is fun
Best SPriest race for both pve and pvp alliance-wise?
>>530252664The wind rider pole in Orgrimmar is closer to how I imagined it.
>>530252893which expansion?
playing a priest in epoch is retarded, basically 0 changes apart from meme shield for disc
what's a better healer?
>>530253049Turtle expansion
>that time i went back to bwl after a raid to grab a quest item and walked in on elicia and asalys doing this to telol
https://youtu.be/0-wOPUHlIt0?si=63z32iKCn1ETx9H3&t=3
i cry everytime
>>530253679probably still dwarf
gnome might be better for pve depending on the spell school of the mana restore racial
so will the dungeons be hard for real? like early tbc heroics hard ? i kinda wish to play heal if they are hard. was fun in tbc classic where 50 people would wisp me instantly when i log in to heal their heroics, because the other vanilla shitters couldn't do it.
i was reading project epoch has two moderators with histories of delusional thinking and borderline schizophrenia, names are Altered and Inex. Altered was a moderator on whitekidney's everlook who had to be removed for talking about hentai all day in mod chat
we really gonna play on a server with schizo gms who may have an episode and ban you randomly?
>>530254683Gosh, that does it. You've convinced me, I'm going to stay on Blessed Turtle (PBUH) and worship the feminine balls of FMC anoncelebs instead.
>>530255056this must one of the project epoch schizoposters
>>530255208>if I call him a schizo, he'll surely stay on turtle
>>530254145Dungeon difficulty meant the dungeons were no longer trivial. People had to play their roles and classes well. You canโt walk in and say โoh itโs the Deadminesโ and just breeze through it. I would say close to heroics. I did three dungeons (Ragefire Chasm, Wailing Caverns, and Deadmines) and none of them were cakewalks like they are normally. NPCs had new abities that we didnโt know about that would throw us for a loop and weโd die and have to talk about what happened and figure it out. CC felt important. Without a mage or a rogue or someone to offtank it would have been even harder. We used a hunter pet to offtank and that worked in lieu of sheep and sap.
I gave a lot of feedback but my overall impression was that dungeons felt more challenging and completing them felt more rewarding. Especially since they had new quests added to them to make them more meaningful.
Is /wpsg/ all going alliance on epoch?
alexensual and mirrors played the third beta and said the game was full of bugs and that the developers didnt know what they were doing. plus the community moderators are known schizos who cant function in modern day society. the project is DOA. at least shenna and crogge know how to run a good server
>>530255870Faith and begorrah, this cannot be! What is our response, Epochsisters?
>>530255552Itโs crossfaction. I think most will go alliance. I think I will play horde though.
>>530256328pvp isnt crossfaction so everyone who isnt a furbolg idiot like altered
>>530256553Ok? Personally I have zero interest in PvP.
>>530256553Pvp is optional.
>>530257332low t individual
so who is going to tell fish?
I'm not telling him, he should already know.
I just deleted Elaynna. Elaynna is now Deadlaynna.
>>530258665i wanna keep his thunderfury hr a secret
>>530259292Is that really true? I hope not.
>>530259396how do you know about this
>>530259832aoi came back for you, but you are with sunethil
Thoughts on big-breasted, blonde dwarven women with girly faces?
>>530260116I like em.
I like em a lot.
>>530260075That's so funny Zaptuah
>>530259292rest in piss
sylma won
>>530260075No. She came back to try to destroy the guild after leaving didnโt work. She is now telling Telol to quit thinking that will destroy the guild. Itโs working considering he just announced he wonโt lead raids and wants someone else to lead MC and BWL or else they will be cancelled. Telol is definitely going to quit. The question is if he will do so before or after the release of Epoch.
>>530260971>NOOOOO SHE WANTS TO KILL THE GUILD STOP HER!!! SHE IS BEING EMPATHETIC WITH TELOL I AM GOING INSANEEEE!!!!!!
>>530261180Thatโs so funny Aoiyuki
>>530260971Warhorn, Telol, and Fish are quiting LMAO Zap won.
You just know Epoch is gonna be kino after all the schizoposting against it
>>530261371Zaptuah quit multiple times.
>>530261364>shows up to raids in time>tops dps, offtank and heals as ret>fully consumes and shares consumesso how exactly is she going to kill the guild this time niggertuah?
also how is aoi taking a month break considered leaving when she never left the guild ever? while you and other faggots had melties and quit multiple times
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So these are the superior TurtleWoW discussion topics.
>>530261587That's so funny Fishyuki
>>530245578>I remember on Turtle WoW there was a custom quest where I had to kill a bunch of ogres and one type of ogre had only one single spawn but I had to kill like five of them.Is that the Stranglethorn one?
Yeah, a lot of turtle quests are pretty fucked in that regard, you have to wait for respawns multiple times.
>>530261661FFXIV-tier dramaposting. Luckily Epoch is coming to rape their asses in just 20 days.
>>530261661>>530261772Newfags reddit is down the hallway and to the left
>>530261849reddit is a link aggregation website, not a discussion website
>>530261849Why donโt you make a subreddit for your little mean girls guild drama you fucking faggot?
>>530261772>ffxiv out nowhere this is that german nigger zaptuah
way to show yourself
>>530261661kek no wonder Sylma came back and left one day later
You already replied to me once Aoiyuki. Replying again just makes it clear that what I said digs deep into you, so much so you canโt just deflect it with humor and have to reply again arguing against me, because what I said was right.
Youโre telling Telol to quit the game in hopes it will kill off the guild. Itโs working based on what he said today.
Before you caused a bunch of dumb drama with other anons. When they didnโt quit, you vanished from the guild to cause instability but that didnโt work because people didnโt care that you were gone. You had to post about yourself to drum up any interest and it still didnโt work.
Telol actually matters and you realize this. You also know heโs tired of the game because he openly says as much. So your aim is set on him. But youโre not smart enough to do it in a subtle way.
You think youโre this clever schemer but anons can plainly see what youโre doing. I didnโt figure this out the same way I didnโt figure out the sky is blue or that water is wet. Itโs obvious. Itโs boring. Youโre boring.
I donโt know why I expected better from you but Iโm disappointed in you nonetheless.
Herb+Alch a good way for a Paladin to make money in vanilla or would mining+blacksmithing be better overall?
post the turtletroon filter
>>530262793Blacksmithing is for spending money, not making money.
>>530262991I cannot decide..
>wall of text
so the schizo retard obsessed with aoiyuki was zaptuah all along
i didn't want to believe it but this is proof enough
>>530261849>dude the high school drama discussion and posting is the norm, what are you new? The sheer mental rot someone has to have to think that THIS is the discussion that should be happening in a video game general is staggering
No one outside your faggot circle and guild knows or cares about anything you faggots spam every day. This general is nothing but literal who character names being posted. Its the worst aspect of WoW
@530263338
the man most obsessed with tranny yuki is the trans queen xerself
Blance druid a real spec on Epoch? Another pity invite to the raid?
>every new announcement of some change epoch is doing makes it look worse and worse
>the schizo shills become more deranged as the hype dies
>>530263489Turtle broke this thread.
Epoch will fix this thread.
>>530263820>hype only growingSorry turdler, your desperate wailing means nothing here.
>>530263820take your schizo pills bud, there hasn't been any announcement in since the launch day reveal
just got my invite to the secret pearl guild on epoch secured
>>530263820>Turtle killed their server with class update kara patch>Epoch keeps fucking up and making shit changes>Epoch will probably be taken down by Blizz>Blizz rumored to be making their own Classic+ Can you imagine if a Blizz made Classic+ ends up being the lesser of 3 evils, the sheer ass ravage across the whole web
>>530263703improved faerie fire bot
okay but why is niggertuah still obsessed with aoiyuki
it has been months now since she cucked you
you can move on with your life or be cucked for eternity
>>530264152>ends up being the lesser of 3 evilsModern Blizzard can't make anything good, it's just gonna be retail lite.
I had a sliver of hope with d4 and look at how it ended up
>>530264379he should have got with sunethil
it worked wonders for fish
She never whispered me if I was interested...
>Epoch not out yet
>balancing and any meta up in the air completely
>people talking about "raid spots"
Unless Epoch has a new entry raid and other 60 content no one should be in any hurry to sprint into Molten Core
>>530264152>Can you imagine if a Blizz made Classic+ ends up being the lesser of 3 evilsFirst they'd have to undo ranking changes, boons and other shit they added. Not going to happen.
>>530264689Ony has 2 extra bosses, so there's that.
It's all just doomposting anyways, from the usual bitter, miserable faggots that don't enjoy the game anymore and shit relentlessly on every private server that comes out.
>>530264675>fish become a better man by turning into a faggotwomen are literally evil and the demons of hell
>>530264943That's so funny Demoncake
>>530264152brother, blizzard might be the wokest company there is right now. not only is retail full of gay trannyshit, they censored vanilla to hell and back
<Cult of Hastur>
If you know you know
>>530264675this kills the other rogues
>>530262434Rare yuki W for once.
FMC deserves it for keeping him around, when the signs were clearly visible for everyone.
But the guild is long past it's zenith now, the finishing blow is a mercy at this point.
>>530264379Cuck him, how?
>>530266589Itโs the easiest and only win she can get. Quite frankly speaking Telol will quit whether she tries to play Wyrmtongue and whisper in his ear to quit or not. It doesnโt bother me what sheโs doing. I just want her to know she isnโt slick or smart and it is painfully and boringly obvious what she is doing. Others have commented that they saw this happening as well. Itโs the dullest attempt at causing chaos Iโve seen in my life. I yawn.
>>530266707I believe that anon is referring to the fact that Aoiyuki told Indii not to invite Zaptuah to <pupper pal> raids any more. Indii being the simp he was agreed. Zap found others to do Naxx and Kara40 with. Aoiyuki has never stepped foot in Kara40. Zap got his revenge in the end.
>>530267414wait so zap won too?
>>530267281Only if he has the balls to take over, I don't think he can, he will have to lead raids or get someone to do it for him.
That someone has to be stupid enough for them not to realize that they have all the actual power.
Is there anything turdle is planning with Rogue? Looking at the roadmap, nothing says anything about upcoming class changes.
>>530268079you will play paladin and you will like it
Deca if you post one more tranime epoch countdown I'm gonna hunt you and gape your bumhole IRL
>>530267476I would say both of them won yes.
Zap got what he wanted. He is happy doing raids with people who take them as seriously as he does and match his energy.
Fish wanted an in-game girlfriend and he has that now with Sunethil. Sunethil is quite good to him and they both have fun playing together.
Aoi tried to hurt them both and ultimately failed to achieve her goals. Now sheโs set her bar so low that a โvictoryโ for her is getting people who already want to quit to quit. So we will see where it goes.
>>530267561If Fish aims to raidlead he will have to go on mic to do so. He has someone close he can trust (Sunethil) so he has that advantage. His biggest disadvantage is he does not have a main tank in his pocket as neither he nor Sunethil tank. I know he dreams of being a rogue tank but that simply wonโt work in raids. He will quickly realize that if Asalys becomes main tank, it will give Asa a lot of power. Even without being main tank, Asa still has so much sway over raids as an off tank. The others like Fuutank arenโt on his side, and Nureinul hates him. The fact is tanks carry the raids. The raid lead just drives the car. But without a car thereโs no race. And if you donโt have tanks you donโt have raids.
>>530268130Yeah, i pretty much am. Going Prot to level with dungeons but i would like to play a Rogue
>>530268079Nobody in the dev team plays rogue. It's Troondle's joke class. Everyone else gets buffs while rogues get a meme support spec.
>>530268154Which /heals/ fag wrote this?
>>530268327So there are no planned class changes in the near future? At all?
>>5302680791.18 is supposed to have a rogue rework as well as pvp gear changes but I fear they'll end up rushing it out and rogues will get the short stick as usual on turtie wurtie
>>530268154Fish would need more than a tank in his pocket to make shit work. He would need at least 5.
>>530268696Im about to get uppity..cant decide to either believe and start leveling a Rogue or invest more into Pally.
>>530268898You can believe me... I'm trustworthy!
>>530268154That's so funny Asalys
Doesn't Death have TF? Why isn't he tanking?
>>530268154Fish trying to take TF over tanks really didnโt win him any friends. He has to hope Telol doesnโt quit.
i will main tank + raid lead molten core on the condition that fish hard reserves thunderfury for his rogue
>>530270365Sure but post this to the discord.
Is everyone using HD patches? What happened to the vanilla feel?
>>530270572Only soulless faggots use the HD patch
i will main tank + raid lead molten core, BWL, AQ40 and Naxx on the condition that Asalys hard reserves thunderfury for his paladin
>>530270547i am an aq40 fully geared shaman tank that just enjoys drama and i'd like to do my part in creating it
>>530270690i only use the hd patch for models because they fix goblin pussy
>>530270572lol no, vanilla models are superior
>>530268154Why would you ever join a guild like this
>>530270572Pretty sure half of Turtle is using HD mods of all kinds+ERP models.
TORZAG IS A TURTLE TRANNY AND WE HAVE TO GET RID OF HIM
>>530267414Didn't pupper pals struggle filling their raids towards the end?
Why play such a silly game?
>>530275110w*men constantly sabotage their own husbands even if it means destroying themselves, it's in their nature being mentally unstable, irrational retards
>>530232209It does like, 64 with sp scaling!!!
>>530275736The first woman sabotaged Paradise for all humanity.
It's just their way.
My guild is still progressing Naxxarammas.
Any guild/Discord PuG for Naxx avaliable the weekends?
just got my invite to the secret fishing guild on epoch secured
Reminder epoch will filter the average loony troony 4channy like v+ did
How?
A simple trick: forcing them to actually play the game instead of erping.
And that's a good thing.
Total loony troony death.
FMC 4.0 lost.
FMC 5.0 won.
Conquest of Azeroth when...
Chudhaven 2.0 when..?
I don't have my invite secured yet...
POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE
19 sleeps until <Pochie Pals>
Will the epoch guild be cute and lewd?
Y'all still playing private servers?
Whatever happened to Alex? He was the biggest epoch shill.
>>530280341He was 0.1% Jewish and epoch Bitcoin assassins killed him
>>530280341Burned out yet again.
>>530280341He met a level 17 hunter on his way home
>>530280780Computer Numerical Control
>>530279857why would I give blizzard money
>but tokenhave some self respect
>>530268079All 3 rogue specs are confirmed to be getting buffed next patch
More like World of Singlechild policy. Enjoy your 0.5 birth rate lore. Also,
a list of childless alliance losers:
>Jaina Proudmoore
>Anduin Wrynn
>Turalyon
>Muradin Bronzebeard
>Tyrande Whisperwind
>Genn Greymane
Anyone else getting their addons ready for epoch?
>>530281271muradong has thousands of bastard kids he pumped into random tavern wenches, he just doesn't know about any of them
>>530281271To be fair Anduin seems to be working on it
When is the stress test today? I'm going TK make the prototype guild.
>>530281352when I am not lazy, going to import my elvui profile from mop, maybe some weak auras
>>530275110no they had to bench people due to having too many
>>530277405gz
>>530280882tokens are still giving blizz money anyway
>>530281446Boys can't get pregnant.
Is nice to have a stress test so you can set up you addons and stuff, see you later in game guys.
Because you have a pochie gold account, right?
leap
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>dust off ancient 1280x1024 monitor
>cap fps at 17
Yeah I'm ready for the 'poch.
>>530283423me in 7.5 hours with my epoch gold account
>>530283456keyboard turn or you're a pussy
>>530283456>a second wolf just jumped over my house
>>530283423I am not a grey parser so I don't need one.
Sorry about your low skill tho
>>530284882>weird non sequitur about parsesAre you OK?
Pochie looks like fucking dogshit. The only reason I'll play is for the PvP changes. That might make the server goated.
>>530281446Sylvanas will give him kids in the next expansion
>>530285396>Loony troony doesn't knowLol, shows why you need to pay up to even play on epochud.
>>530285412It's a high skill server, idk what you expected.
Tbchud balance kinography, pvp focus, hardcore pve, purging shitters weekly, led by an Aryan man...
Kino, home.
>>530285734>weird non sequitur about deranged homosexualsAre you OK, retard?
>>530285412So far the only good thing on Pochie are the custom quests and rares. Devs don't understand PvP so it's a complete mess.
>epochuds show up
>False flagging loony troony from troondle has a melty
Iconic!
19 days until the day of the rope, freaks.
>>530286075Why are you pretending the server is live?
>>530286165The grey parser weekly purge is unironically the best epoch custom thing ngl.
Can't wait for 4channers to cry and sob as they wake up to a fat ban from dungeons because they kept suiciding into SFK lol!
i hope 'poch is at least as good as turdle so i can do double the amount of raidlogging
>>530286186Because you can read the changes? That's more than enough to know that PvP is a mess unless you're an autistic German who knows better.
>he's not doing the half exp challange
Explain yourself
>>530286327If you don't do at least 5 purple parse_ dungeons/week in epoch you get banned so good luck :)
>>530286446I want to hit 60 before the server dies.
>>530286446>Yfw a rush shitter tries to enter your 0.5 big dick only dungeon runCan't wait for the rush ahead shitters to be hard stuck with garbage gear, get zero invites and eat a fat ass permaban lol
>>530286357What announced changes do you think are detrimental to pvp?
>>530286501Lol, it's the release of the millennium, it won't die troondle shill
>>530286672Shit's all over the place. Warriors get bladestorm for some reason, rogues getting all their big CDs with short timers, loads of burst like buggy shatter combos (enjoy getting 4 frost lances without breaking nova) paired with low sta gear no resi, warlocks utterly butchered due gear and dumb changes (spelstone and HS sharing CD, really?). And that's right out the bat, the more you check the changes and their discord the dumber it gets.
>>530287012>Druid 2p gives them bear armor in druid form for 5sTehee can't wait for le funny furry flagman :3
>>530286446You don't get it, I NEED to start farming the same two raids over and over as soon as possible.
>>5302864461-60 at 1x rates with vanilla level requirements is between 600-1000 quests depending on how luck you are with certain quest item drops
pic related is the number of levelling (non-profession, non-attunement, non-seasonal etc) quests that epoch has added, but with 0.5x rates the total XP is closer to 900 vanilla quests worth (1800/2=900)
so on the low end, 900+600=1500 quests which will be you basically doing every quest in every zone at yellow/orange/red as to not incur a green/grey xp penalty which is impossible
b-b-but what about dungeon spam!?!?!?! kill rates are 0.5x and have fun spamming instances as a dps without a premade group lol!
also what
>>530286501 said
>>530287261>Think I'll kill that dumb tree once it goes out of bear form>Goes out of bear form>Drops 3 hots instant topping his arena partner>Goes bark (heh) to bear formFUHN!
>>530286446I am taking iron SOVL and halved xp challenge
>>530287501are there any rewards for those?
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues?q=sort%3Aupdated-desc%20is%3Aissue%20is%3Aopen%20label%3A%22Launch%20Blocking%22
>launch blocking bugs
they wont make the launch huh
>>530287691bags and consumes
>>530277940How do I stress test, when I try to make a character it just says name reservation isn't available?
>>530287773well actually 10/15 of those are in testing! :3c
but thats only the bugs they've found. there are far worse problems that dont even have a testable fix yet like... weaker spells overriding more powerful spells
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/8532
>created July 1 2025>Epoch Open Beta 2 - April 2023should say enough
>>530287691>>530288084and a title, along with all the bitches that brings
>>530288191Oh, I'm gonna try out a dwarf shammy then but it seems you will only be able to login like six and a half hours from now.
>>530288123that's not flagged as game launch block though
>>530288215what
>>530288494weaker spells overriding more powerful spells is pretty launchblocking lol no matter what one of the amateurs on their QA team says
>>530288084>>530288208tempted to go 0,5 xp, soul of iron seems pointless first since it's just a knowledge check.
>>530288591Seems pretty competent to me, are you one of those butthurt private server dramafags?
Will big titty mod work on Epoch? It says it works on a 3.3.5 client... Asking for a friend btw...
>>530262793Herb+Alche is bis for paladin, Blacksmithing has some gold making sources but they're not nearly as good, mining can be okay if u can bother to mine, it kind of works if you can get your guild to let you steal ore from raids (stealing is bad)
>>530288779give it a try anon :)
>>530288759so you'd play on a realm where a rank 1 moonfire overrides a rank 10 moonfire dot?
>>530286446My time is more valuable than yours.
Damn bro I fucking hate German autism so much. I'm really not looking forward to leveling on Pochie with how fucking slow it's gonna be. Troondle hit the perfect balance with the pvp mode and tent bonuses. I'm really hoping the pvp changes will save it. If it's gonna be slow maybe it's gonna be fun. Then again I'll be a clothsissy so I'll probably just be one shot by browns, blues, and yellows.
>"pochie"
Easy skip, malding troondle player, low skill, low IQ, low test type cuck post.
>Epochud
Read with extreme care, high test, high IQ, high skill gigachad chud type post.
>>530290004Shut up nigger.
all the wailing and gnashing of teeth from the tentniggers is like music to my ears. please cry more, please!!!!
>>530290004>Chad chudIs that even possible??
>I have no life, no hobbies, no money, and no hoes and I'm content with doing something I've already dine 50 times, except even slower this time, even if it means it will result in the server being DOA, because nobody will reach 60, and I also want to bring other people down to my pathetic level
Hey, nigger. Shut up.
>>530290638Chud=Chad+stud
>>530290719um, anon, uuh, I'm sorry for your loss...
>I have no life, no hobbies, no money, and no hoes and I'm content with doing something I've already dine 5000 times, except even more degenerate this time, even if it means it will result in the server being DOA, because nobody wants to play with fully gooned out freaks, and I also want to bring other people down to my pathetic level
Hey, troony. Rope up.
>>530290659>>530290871Trannies and chuds are made for each other
>>530288895I'm not saying it's a good thing, there are probably 100s of bugs still undiscovered that are bad, if not worse. The thing is that you need to launch for people to play and potentially discover those bugs, report them, to get them fixed.
One issue with these private servers is that there are a lot of them, and a lot of them are shit, developer resources can be utilized on the best ones, but those developers are spread across multiple private servers.
>>530290871Nice projection autistic nigger tranny.
>>530288867I took mining and engi in the end.
What kind of threadculture is this supposed to be? Do you all think imageboards have to be as obnoxious as possible? Why cant you just normally talk? Why the constant bickering, arguing, baiting and endless insults? Its so fucking tiresome
Epochchads are we ready to play today?
>>530290871This post angers the hive
>caves in the smooth skull of a turtle tranny with a a single strike
>>530286446your custom "get 10 WOLF asses!" quests are simply not groundbreaking, simple as
>>530291837Our thread culture is known as the loony troony 4channy.
Which rests on top of the 3 holy pillars
>Zero tolerance for skill>Absolutely goon your brains out>Contrarianism at ALL times
>>530292065Bad post
Post more draenei
Not true
>NOOOO THE DIFFUCLTY HAS TO BE TUNED SO YOU NEED ALL YOUR CDS FOR EVERY PACKKKKK
Unironically go back to retoilet and farm m+
>>530292065Giga truth nuke.
>>530291837i suggest you lurk more. now post an image its an imageboard after all.
>>530292258Went into a bar.
>>530292249Be honest. Du do not have a job or friends, right? And that made you the way you are now.
>The thing is that you need to launch for people to play and potentially discover those bugs, report them, to get them fixed.
this would make sense except for that in OVER TWO YEARS not a single developer, quest designer, QA tester or any motherfucker with playable access on epochs team ever tried downranking a spell, something so critical, to see what would happen
now imagine all the other shit thats somehow slipped through the cracks? the launchblocking list is obviously non-exhaustive but you're high if you think that critical bug reporting is a responsibility of the playerbase and not the developers themselves especially for something so basic as downranking a spell
>>530291837Shut up jannigger.
>>530291837i got banned for transphobia and/or racism on all the other mainstream discussion platforms
>>530292491The unplayed classes are gonna be a real funny bugfest.
>>530292065>>Zero tolerance for skilli dont want my wow to be difficult. have fun on epoch, hope that will scratch your itch. if i get the itch to do something difficult i will just play an instrument.
>>Absolutely goon your brains outwhat else? its an mmo and having some "fun" with others is part of the experience. are you unironically a virgin even online? lmao
>>Contrarianism at ALL timesthat is true and annoying. but i bet you are the same whenever you are not weaponizing calling others contrairians.
>>530292767ablablalbalhlghghhh
>>530292065They hated him because he said the truth.
>>530292779>Bro I am socializing hehe bro I jerked off haha I am sooo social guys!!!>Did I tell you guys I jeeerked off guise???>Gaaaayssa guess what!!! I stroked my cock teehee!!!!Then the loony troony 4channy wonders "why everyone avoids me? It must be the games fault!!!"
>>530291837welcome to mmo /vg/ threads
enjoy it or leave
>>530290871>doing the same thing>but it's differentturtle troons are mindbroken
>>530293080this is true honestly
ever since i caged myself for epoch my posting has become a lot better
>>530293080did your hrt run out?
Listen pal, I have hobbies, work, I need to prep my wife's bull everyday, ERP with failed men on Turtle, clear piss easy raids there too.
I just can't play on Epoch, okay? I have to press something called "defensives" and "interrupt" I just don't understand it. I want to goon with my fellow trannies and do my 4hr BWL with them. I have a job man, you won't get it anyways. I am serious man, not like you fucking Epochud.
>call out goon troons
>Instant seethe
Speaks volumes
>>530292779glad you got flitered
If I find any turtle softies on epoch well you better get on your knees...
>>530292518>her ancestors looking down upon her in shame after surrendering her womb to a foreigner
This seethingass bitchass gayass no hoesgettingass nigga has to be german. Aint no way you're gonna defend taking a month to reach 60.
>Race
Dwarf
>Sex
with ur mom
>Class
warrior
>Spec
arms (tank)(no paladins allowed)
>XP rate
0,5
>transmog option
turned off
>dungeons
tanked
>meters
topped
>Azeroth
saved
I never got close to anyone in FMC because I assumed they always had ulterior motives and were waiting to try and ERP with me.
Did anyone else ever feel this way too?
>>530293852Pearl is not for lewds
>Race
Human
>Sex
with a pure white woman, so your mom is excluded from the list
>Class
warlock
>Spec
affliction (damage)(paladins allowes if holy)
>XP rate
as high as possible
>transmog option
no trannies allowed
>dungeons
summoned you to
>meters
afflicted
>Azeroth
saved (the alliance part only)
>race
Undead
>Class
Paladin
>Sex
Dick rotted off
>Spec
Holy/prot
>Xp rate
0.5
>Racism rate
100%
Forsaken Paladin is so aesthetic.
Why can't Turtle Wow have them?
The more time I spend ERPing, the more I hate women. It's fucking astonishing how hollow and vile those creatures are. At some point outside of ERP, they all start yapping about their thoughts on men and what they want in one. It's always the same shit: taller than them, assertive, controlling them, doing what they want with their body. Every fucking time. And all those that revealed as proper biofem are mostly all the same bland, proper and pristine character on the outside who only desire is to be roughed up in ERP. No special fantasy. Nothing. Just hollow meat.
>>530294840Project Epoch does what TurtleWon't.
>>530294903men make better partners
Epochtranny, did you get to test addons yet? I copied some of my addons from goymane, and I just assume they'll work. Details might not log the new skills, grid might not be able to display icons for new skills, weakauras might not be able to display new spells as well. Idk.
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>>530295035Forgot image. I wanna get an arena plate addon too. I hope some nerds will improve on these addons for Pochita.
>>530294356played by the most prolific erper howeverbeit
my addons are still there from the first beta
>>530294903This is why I always bail out once I realize the other person is a w*man. Turtle allows me to have passionate romantic smut writing and fantasy dwelling without the visceral disgust that comes to me when I see sexualized men. We can fix what God has done wrong, and be better women.
>>530294292It's a server wide known fact that FMC is just waste storage guild for the most undesirable people. Your instincts have saved you from harm.
>>530294356ok sylma, now keep sucking torGOD's cock and leave the guild again
forsaken paladin is the most stupid shit ever
>>530295624So share them and which ones work, Epochtranny. I just saw there's a Pochie addon wiki and they have a few server specifix addons. The LFG one already clears the troondle implementation. They also gos pfquest god bless.
imagine using quest add-ons for a custom fresh server and rushing to 60
disgusting
>>530294903It is painful to admit, but yes, males playing female characters are better ERP partners than women.
>>530291837check out /gsg/
>>530296615>using quest add-ons for a custom fresh serverThe warped mind of a zoomer, sad!
I will not use addons on Epoch.
>>530296771Seethe more at your own failures, all you're doing is speed running to the level you'll quit for good. Again.
>>530296771Why aren't you playing Apex Legends? This isn't your game. Come to think of it, this isn't your website either. I think showing your bussy on Tik Tok is more up your alley. Faggot.
>>530296875based
addonless gameplay is what the game is MEANT to be
>>530296925>>530297071Stop projecting, nigger.
>>530297476you'll quit before 40
>>530297552i'll quit at 40, nta
uh
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EPOCH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE BUT THE FUCKING DEVS ARE ABSOLUTE RETARDS FUCKING IMBECILES BEYOND MENTALLY RETARDED WINDOW LICKING SACKS OF SHIT DROOLING AND SUCKING ON ROCKS ITS SO OVER
>>530297552Only if the server is DoA, which it might be. Otherwise you'll be 40 when I'm 60 and ganking your dirty ass.
>>530297730>gankingnobody tell him
>>530297687>guys who decided to base their custom server on TBC classes of all expansions are retardedWho would have thought?
Turtletrannies are already melting and the server isn't even out yet, this can't be good for their mental health...
>>530297824Tell me. Isn't pvp heavily incentivized?
>>530297476>projectingmore gay zoomer buzz words. You guys are a lost cause.
>>530297918>5% more XP to be bladestomed every 10 minutesYeah totally worth it.
>>530297730That'll be a neat trick considering I won't be flagged
hardcore players are killing turtlewow
Epoch looks like garbage, why are people excited for it?
Shenna really must not be paying much
been playing twow the last little while but i'm starting to burn out on it. pvp server is dead most of the time and the pve server is boring with the only people doing warmode being twinks and level 60s one shotting me
>>530298997>playing WoW for PvPlol
lmao even
>>530297876But 4channy said tbcuck was le epic win game of epicness!!1!1
>>530299082not just for the pvp. I like both pve and pvp but sadly the pvp encounters where I actually have a shot against someone in my level range is pitifully few and far between compared to some level 60 one shotting me every time he runs past me
When does Tauri reset again? Wednesday?
why is this guy so butthurt over epoch?
>>530299558Gooners hate people that actually play instead of gooning
>>530299558he's invested his life into turdle
>>530299475Yeah Wednesday
TODAY, I WILL FINALLY TANK WAILING CAVERNS!
>>530297956Shut up newnigger.
>>530298009Well yeah it's not worth it because kaytotes is a retard that didn't make it 20%. They're gonna have pvp world zones or whatever thougj with quests.
>>530298104Pussyass bitchass casual tranny.
>tank steals cruel barb
Ignore list :)
>>530302095It's his God's given right to take Cruel Barb for himself, kneel, peasant
>>530299704untrue, I like people who play the game
>>530302095Cruel Barb is a good weapon for a tank. It'll help generate aggro.
>>530302663Yeah and thunderfury is a good weapon on a rogue :)
>want to do a dungeon
>need potions
>go to AH
>have to wait 8 hours until I can do the dungeon
what in God's name?
>>530302095Supply and demand. You either join and gear up the tank or sit at the entrance waiting for a tank.
>>530302653Gooning isn't playing the game.
>>530302863Logical fallacy, gearing up the tanks first means they have less incentive to run the dungeons meaning less tanks in the queue.
>>530302750Sure but once your guild's tanks have it first.
>>530302918wrong, plap nonny is the game plap plap knotty nonny spec plap plap on the 'pochie!!!
>inviting any melee class to your groups
Wouldn't be me
>>530302958Feel free to form a dps union and go on strike to squeeze more loot out of the few tanks available.
>>530302095Tank gotta level too. Try rolling better next time.
>>530303101based drain warlock tank
>>530302918Correct yes I like both gooners and gameplayers
(as long as the gooners don't get in the way and shit everything up)
I need it for my role playing spec
>>530302958Incorrect cucky.
Here is how it works
>MeHigh test leader, takes what HE wants.
>You Zero test sissy follower, which accepts what SHE is given.
Hope that clears it up for you, cucky.
>>530303139No I just won't group with him again, problem solved.
You are not high test. I would beat the brakes off of you.
>1024x768 CRT monitor
>no addons
>only 1 action bar
>default keybindings
yep, it's epoch time
>>530303482Sorry in my HRT made me dizzy with anger I meant to reply
>>530303654
fmc tanks should take over after telol quits and take loot prio on every single item they want
Fuck turtle I'm quitting
the item powercreep is getting ridiculous its like they deliberately want to kill old raids
Naxx should be the final tier not some homemade janky raid
Shenna keeps bragging about the horizontal progression they are doing and planned back when the server had sub 400 players. I dont enjoy the hamsterwheel of chasing upgrades, the feeling "Finally, I got this item" is gone.
>>530304234What's the gear progression on squirtle for a fresh 60 anyways? I guess I do some dungeons and then what?
the absolute state of turtlewow
>>530303858This is what peak performance looks like.
>>530304551>hit 60>join fmc>get legendary from mc>get gear from aq40 and naxx spider wing
why yes, this is my talent tree at level 24. how could you tell?
>>530304551You get taken to naxx and feed spare garbage then taken to Kara.
Or do like
>>530304824 and be hardstuck at fucking spider wing lol
>>530304912imp revenge is bussing but yeah you probably should have waited until 30 to play prot
There is nothing wrong with M+ difficulty. The problem is that it's focused on speedrunning, an inherently zoomoid and trannoid pasttime, instead of incentivizing strategy and careful play.
That being said most wow players have sub-saharan IQ and geriatric reflexes so dungeons in Epoch will inevitably be nerfed due to complaints.
>>530304551dungeons, then MC/Ony/Karhazan Halls/ZG/AQ20, then BWL/ES, then AQ40, then NAXX. I believe that's the order. Or join FMC and they will take you to BWL and AQ40 in greens.
>>530304551If you don't want to have fun, join a fully progressed guild and be quickly brought to AQ40/Naxx or join a progression guild that is around MC/BWL and slowly gear with them.
>>530304551>hit 60>get carried by fmc>get geared>leave the guild and get carried by a new guildaka the torzag
>>530304912>how could you tell?by the picture
>>530298707explain "garbage". it's redoing dungeons/raids, adding new quest structures, pvp zones/arenas, improving hybrid tax conditions, adding alliance shaman and hord paladins, adding profession bonuses which will incentivize a bigger and better market of things, and lastly adding tbc traits and spells. it's also a fresh start which is exciting.
>>530305043>>530304824Can you guys be more specific? What about Onyxia? AQ40? MC? What's the raid order? Late wrath for example you'd do FoS/PoS > ToC/ToGC > ICC10/25 > ICC HC 10/25 > RS. How would that look like on turtie?
>>530305317also allowing racial bonus swaps at 60. no more pigeon holing classes to a race for min/max reasons.
>>530305379Raid order goes
Kara 10
ZG
AQ20
Onyxia
MC
BWL
AQ40
Naxx
Kara40
>>530305141>MC/Ony/Karhazan Halls/ZG/AQ20You can do all of those with dungeon gear?
>>530305379Late Wrath to the current retail patch has always been: "Get welfare epics and run the latest raid"
>>530305536I can hit 60 and go straight into the coolest WoW raid Karzahan? That's liiit
>>530305543Without a guild yes. With a guild you can do way more in dungeon gear. FMC take fresh 60 to AQ40 and Naxx.
>>530305543Yes. A raid of dungeon-geared players can clear all of those as they were all designed as introductory raids. They become significantly easier the more raid gear you obtain.
>>530305779You absolutely can. Pugs for Kara10 are constant because people want the Scythe. The gear is ok. Some pieces are better than others.
>>530305901There's a damn scythe? I want it too!
>>530304551You could just pug. You raid whenever you want and get gear. There is a 5% chance the group will fall apart but the odds are worth it.
>Alex just confirmed on his 'cord that he won't be playing Epoch
This shit is dead lmfao
I can't wait to adventure on Epoch!
>>530306338screenshot or it didint happen.
I don't know about reddit's guy Alex, but our guy Bug Musk said he's playing.
Blizzard paypigs and Turtie shills are on full damage control right now
>>530305379>raids u can join with no gearKara10, MC, Ony, ZG/AQ20
>sometimes gearcheckedBWL
>Most often gearcheckedAQ40, Naxx, Kara40
Watching some turtletroon spam the thread over and over as he tries to cope with the reality that Epoch has slain his shitty sever is tremendous.
What happened to Elaynna?
Its out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MjTJh9osmU
Was thinking of being a Hunter. should i level as beast or mark?
Jesus Christ the fucking stat difference between Naxx and Kara40 items are kinda funny.
the BiS non tier chest for warriors in Kara is like 40 ap 3% crit 1% hit compared to the Plated Abomination Ribcage from Naxx (90 ap 1% crit 1% hit)
>>530306949>>530307035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26rg8g5ks8
>>530306949So it's like a bit over half a crit more stats? What's the big deal?
>>530306949They released a fucking staff stronger than atiesh.
>>530306870his face always is like a jumpscare
Didnt Troondle said that they want to focus on horizontal shit or am I tripping?
I think they said that before cc2
>>530306870>pack is now a 8 sec buff with no daze on in pact>all pets have the same attack speed >there is no exotic pet taming (no T-Rex for you hunters) damn.
epoch better haev good ddos protection because shenna is going all out on launch
>>530302095youโre rogue #13722, literally no one cares if you ignore them
>>530294507thatโs so funny therin
Wait, Epoch is tbc? i'm a retail CHAD but i really want to play some tbc and anni isn't coming out in a while...
>>530308148You cared enough to reply, cuck.
>>530308339NVM it's vanilla... i might hang out a bit here anyway
>>530306826much like jib they sat not being talked to for months
finally gave up and ack'd her character and deleted it
>>530308339it's not tbc, it's vanilla with tbc like class design.
TBC is dogshit. No idea how people like it. Vanilla and WOTLK are the only two WoW experiences.
>>530306870they don't even have a youtube channel...
>>530309605they dont call it the filtering crusade for nothing
why Pochie didnt bother tweaking survival hunter?
>no, we are never getting wotlk
>yes we are pretending arthas doesnt exist
>have zone random levelling zones for your 7 year old fully progressed server, instead
>yes, the quest are written in broken english
>yes, the server that is competing with us will also pretend arthas doesn't exist
brainrot. probably vaxxed
So is epoch gonna be just vanilla content with their own stuff or is tbc/wrath also there?
When do you bros think we will get a way to cleanse the Ashbringer on Turtle wow?
>>530306870>pack is an 8 second 40% speed boost on a 5 minute cdwho asked for this
what about CMs on tauri...
>>530311374it's nyover...
>>530311374Tauri has Cute MAles? g-Guess I might prep for Legion after all.
>>530311293There's a quest chain for that in the DB.
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>>530311374Not enough Anons for them.
>>530311493Cute female pandas (male)
>>530311293hopefully never. it belongs to npcs, not irl brown npcs
>if we talk strictly canon we never killed any of the bosses with the bros
How do i cope?
>>530311321fuck pack, turtle hunters should be forbidden from using it.
18 more sleepies until Pochie
I hope I can call people brown in Epoch and not get banned by GM's.
>>530310194I dont understand how all private servers collectively agree to be massive retards most of the time.
Turtle chads how are we feelin?
>>530312858pretty bad since i'm questing in stormtalon mountains. and I can't run a dungeon because i'm on call for my family wanting me to do shit at a moment's notice.
They should fucking add DK on Poch.
>>530310194>yes, we are getting wotlk>yes have Arthas here woow>have some gigantic end game zone that nullifies all of the old world for capped characters and empties the old world>yes, the quests are written in cringe lobotomized tbc formula>this one is the same
She's ready for a "stress" test
>>530312858winning bigly since 2018
Please... Test big booba mod on Epoch...
>>530313787anon future proofed it and made it work for wrath...
1.5 hours until Sbress Besb on Pochie
You DO have an account in order to play right?? You DID play back when the first beta came out, r-right??
>>530313787you dont have an account already?????
goddamn I love BPD bitches but they're so mentally ill it's not fun sometimes but I still can't help it
>>530312953being a dad is such a cuck experience in 2025
What's the epoch stress test entail?
Just fucking around in the starting zone or can you actually do content (or make progress that carries over to launch)?
>>530314467find Jesus and then convert them to Jesus
it's the only way to save a BPD whore from her demons
>>530314672You can do either but nothing carries over.
>>530314763Explain in detail
>>530314382So this is the power of Epoch.
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>no helvies
>no belvies
>no Drannies
Yeah big skiparoo, we all staying at Turtie have fun with your elitist Mythic+ Interrupt Every Mob Seven Times (heals to full health every 5 seconds) "Oh you didn't bring Shadow Protection Pots to our Scholomance Run? Easy kick sorry bro!" server
it's unfair it's unfair!!! why am I not allowed to play pochie today just because I didn't make an account 3 billion years ago!!!
>10 people online in FMC
>4 paladins
>3 rogues
>3 priests
>>530315384I'm really glad 'dranny' caught on
>>530315384newfag here
who is this cutie
when's the stress test start?
All of Stormtalon Mountains must be purged.
>>530310194I think it's retarded that Epoch and Troondle are focusing on original lore when there's so much planned vanilla content and Warcraft lore left but Arthas isn't the best example.
There's a reason why there were two expansions woirth of raids between the end of vanilla and him. He's the culmination of all of Warcraft's storyline, you can't just add him a couple of raids after Naxx with zero fanfare. He needs to be the last boss.
>>5303160671 hour 20 min
Hope you made an account
>>530240348I honestly think it's going to be dogshit at least in my perspective.
PvP will be an unbalanced mess they probably will never fix. The 1k gold dual spec tells me they are clueless and/or don't care about it. PvPers want to spend the least time farming and you need consumables to tryhard BGs which is already costly. Having an optimized spec also gives a massive edge.
PvE will also be annoying. Just memed for hours by overtuned NPCs. Leveling will be a chore. Those fags honestly think it's entertaining to crank up all the cancerous mob abilities/behaviors to the max.
>tl;dr crap because of retarded devs who think they "know better" like turtle
>>530240348Comfy .5x leveling while exploring and keeping up with my professions.
I don't know if I should start looking into fishing during this stress test or save the discoveries for launch... Guh!
>>530316797Just get your addons fixed, do 1-2 quests to test stability and log off.
>>530315902>4 ret paladins>3 future tf wielders>3 priests
>>530316185He should be the last boss in Naxx but we canonically lose to him and a custom variant of the scourge invasion starts where for a month Naxx appears above each city in turn and attempts to wipe them out. It requires horde and alliance to work together and if the invasion succeeds that faction leader is DEAD and a successor must be named and implemented by the Devs.
Then we'd need to find Illidan as we think he's the only one that can defeat him so we go to outlands but instead of Illidan being the big bad we need to begrudgingly help him solidify his dominion over the Legion and Outlands.
Then we go to Northrend together as Horde and Alliance and stage an invasion led by Illidan and his demonic minions and eventually defeat Arthas but Illidan dies in the final fight as well kick-starting the next 'expansion' of ridding Northrend and Azeroth from the demonic remnants and a vast majority of the populace blames the heroes for ever allying with Illidan in the first place.
Custom servers should do their own storylines is what I'm saying.
>>530316185>He's the culmination of all of Warcraft's storyline, you can't just add him a couple of raids after Naxx with zero fanfare. He needs to be the last bossnever ever. new last boss will be Troodix Dilatemore, Goblin Warlord
>>530315902What's the problem?
>>530317165uhm...sorry...I am not helping Illidan....I'm just not, ok? not racist, just won't do it
>>530316632>tl;dr crap because of retarded devs who think they "know better" like turtleif we go with your opinion it's going to be good because turtle is popular
You can pick your "home" neutral zone.
Denizens of a neutral zone can vote in a leader. The leader can set a weekly tax inbetween 0 and 15% automatically deducted from each player's weekly income.
Neutral zones can declare with each other or work together against a common enemy. Backstabbing. Betrayal. Political bickery. Fun.
This is how you revitalize WoW through player initiative, not 1000 AI generated custom quests.
>>530317165This post?
Certified VVALLKRAFT kino.
>>530317742click on the warning and select delete, happened ot me too
>stress test
>no new accounts so we're artificially limiting the stress we're testing
umm
>>530318870there will be another stress test open to anyone
>>530317519Turtle is popular because people want Classic + but Blizzard is just full of retarded faggots who couldn't come up with anything better than slapping TBC and later spells and mechanics on Vanilla.
Also PvP is a fucking mess on Turtle. There is a subtle balance in Vanilla that the vast majority of people do not see because they only analyze the game through the "1v1" lens. An obvious example are ret Paladins, give them a bit more damage and next thing you know that class is immensely broken.
I wish those retards @ Blizzard would have nerfed AV and/or buffed WSG/AB man. PvP is dead on Classic and I don't have a home.
>>530318870They know they aren't getting more than 60 players lol
>>530318147Thanks, I'm Pearl actually, Wall has asked me to do some storyboarding for him so that's why I'm not on Turtle you see
>>530318645im not deleting my nude mods!
>>530313445FAT FEMDORF CHEEKS ON MY FACE
>>530319135Makes sense, trans rights are white rights...
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panda land time again!
>>530319464Pearl is chinese
>>530319589Pandaria isn't unlocked yet until the 21st
>>530319248Idk what it deletes, but the warning disappeared
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Blood Elves!
Ash'ala Ba'alanore!
>>530320698me on the right but i'm male
42 minutes before stress test
>>530317165>Custom servers should do their own storylinesThey really, really shouldn't. They should keep what blizzard did best (story up to WoTLK), and simply change whatever they fucked up.
>>530320758Nonny they're the same belf unless if you're a pair of legs, ass, belly and arms...
>>530320698I'm built like this
How long does the stress test last?
Is this the best dudu leveling build?
https://www.project-epoch.net/classes/talents/?data=8;1:2:2:2:2:2:5:5:5:3:3:9:11:11:4:4:4:8:8:8:6:6:14:10:10:15:12:12:12:12:12:13:20:20:15:7:18:18:18:18:18:19:7:17:17;2:1:1:1:1:1:5:5:5:3:3:3:3:3:8:8:8:6
Thick Hide got buffed and is a sure pickup at endgame but I still feel that 15% extra threat is more important for dungeons.
>>530320698Worgen chewtoy
>>5303208968pm GMT is in an hour 40, the timer on their discord isn't taking day light savings into account
https://mytime.io/8pm/GMT
https://www.project-epoch.net/news/road-to-launch/
>>530320698>ntr smileyou just know she cucks her orc husband with human men
>>530321189Why the fuck would you start a stress test at 22:00 EU time? That's retarded.
>>530320948yeah but i'm not a belf just my clothing digs in like that and that's my build okay
>>530321019Pull 1 point out of Intensity and put it in Nature's Grasp
I think it's in 35 minutes, not 1 hour 35 minutes.
>>530320902I'd rather something fresh und fashy tee bee haych
>>530321291because 500 people will already crash the server
>>530321461:(
I'm excited but confused when it starts
>>530321484Yeah you're right, I guess it's pretty good against rares/elites too, especially indoors where ER doesn't work
can i use warmane client for epoch
>0 (zero) changes to Shadow Priest
>90 different buffs and tailormade OP tier sets for Paladin
Okay... It's going to be one of THOSE servers isn't it?
>>530321732in ~30 minutes, at 21:00 on the relevant EU.
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I got something for you to stress test
>>530322119time to wake up and smell what the rock is cooking
>>530322146Why does their site say 8pm GMT then? Please don't tell me I don't understand timezones after all these years
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>>530322421Summer time, niggy.
>>530322451I just created 2 characters
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>>530322723>only the white man's races availableEpoch is a racist chud server
>>530322723>only white races are available for creationwhat did they mean by this?
>>530322169please stop posting provocative images when we're so close to epoch
>>530319636If she was Chinese her name would be peall retard.
@309068754803884034
I don't think I can do it!
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Wait... Epoch is today?
This thing still critted on the last beta btw
At endgame dungeons with enough +healing you can stack with melee, spam Holy Nova during massive AoE pulls and out-DPS any mage lol. Holy Priest is going to be cracked.
i will be playing a female orc warrior on epoch
>>530324132stress test for existing accounts
do I feel like playing Epoch? will I find friendos there?
IS EPOCH TEST SERVER UP YET NIBBAS ?
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I am at a complete loss when comparing weapons for my protection warrior.
I'm still level 24, mind you, but between weapon DPS tooltip, weapon attack speed, and added stats (str, agi, etc.) which one is more important?
The main considerations I'm guessing are Rage and Threat output, but I have no idea how those correlate with the information of the weapon itself.
Example. This dagger is a lot faster. Is that better for rage? I would think so, but I keep hearing about these coefficients that make slower weapons proc more stuff better (nobody knows the actual numbers on them, ofc)
>>530323015>>530323061gnomes are ashkenazi jews
for anybody testing epoch - please keep an eye on how fast the new daynight cycle is, that shit is make or break for me.
female human hunter with wolf pet
>>530325020Website says 3-4 hours, kinda surprised they didn't go with 6 hours
>>530322723man i wanted to test druid fucking retard epoch devs
LET'S ALL MEETUP IN GOLDSHIRE
do trolls ever get armor that covers their ugly feet?
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I'm in... I'm in Pochie!
post yourself in pochie or I don't believe it
>>530325130male wolf warrior with female human pet
Trade me all your coppers and silvers, I need to make the guild.
>>530306678EPOCH IS LIVE RIGHT NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtC1exG-0KA
>no pochie posters
sisters???
Looking for some gnome cuties in Anvilmar.
>don't have an existing account to try out Poochie
its over
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It's so much smoother than Turtle....
The respawns are so fast....
>>530326283we're playing the damn game
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A friendly passerby took pity on me and offered me a ride!
Holy shit Epoch is already so much better than Turtle
wtf you can aggro mobs form the carriages
AAAAAAAAA DONT PLAY IT PLEASE I SUNK SO MANY HOURS IN TURTLE PLEASE NOOO
>>530326617god imagine actually using the same exact name
disgusting
avatarfagging to a whole new level
>dwaves can summon a keg for free alcohol
soul so much soul....
why is undead the only horde race i can pick
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this is why we jewelcraft
>>530326117the true classic+ experience
>>530327115that's not the real aoiyuki
anybody with peggle addon drop your nick for 1v1
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>>530324838Weapon speed is not as important as some people make it out to be especially below 60. Very minor difference the two for now, but go with sword and you'll replace it anyway. I will explain what slow and fast weapon means for protection warrior.
Slower weapon: You hit harder, gain more rage per hit, your heroic strikes and cleave hit harder because heroic strike adds a flat damage to your weapon damage. On the downside you will obviously hit less, and getting parried with a slow weapon is worse than a fast one, might lead to those awkward moments where you deal no damage and have no rage.
Faster weapon: Faster and more consistent aggro/rage generation, deal less damage per cleave or heroic strike, less punishing to miss or get parried.
Weapon speed doesn't matter a lot for protection warrior because your main abilities rarely benefit from weapon damage itself. Sunder, shield slam, revenge, concussion blow etc nothing to do with weapon speed or damage. With a slower weapon you might get a harder hit on heroic strike compared to fast weapon. You might also not have enough rage for two consecutive heroic strikes if you had a faster weapon.
Weapon speed matter a lot more as an arms warrior, because if you read the tool-tip for mortal strike for instance, it says "Deal 100% weapon damage + X amount". Since the ability will always have a 6 second cooldown, having a slower swinging weapon would mean you would do more damage per mortal strike compared to a faster weapon. Similar case with whirlwind, it scales off of weapon damage.
As protection warrior weapon speed is mostly irrelevant and anyone who says otherwise is a shitter or 2004 baby. There was one bug called heroic strike queuing that favored a slower MH, but that doesn't exist in Turtle.
Just go with whatever weapon has the most DPS, then look at the stats with prio on stamina as a protection warrior.
FUCK i cant go back to turtle now this shit feels so god damn smooth and good
Okay I'm done, the client feels like heaven compared to troontle.
this client feels so ass i will go back to turtle
>log back into turtle
ITS NOT THE SAME ITS NOT SMOOTH
>open chest
>cheese
You will pay for this insult whoever you are
Don't worry guys, unreal pajeet 5 will fix turtle!
>>530324156Do mobs really hit so little that you can keep tank alive with just holy nova every second global? Its +healing multiplier is pitiful.
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Turtle would be insane on 3.3.5
cold... lonely... overlooked...
>>530324156>cost no manaI'm the DPS, now
do the wolves in westfall jump
>>530328914they all jumped to sylma
>>530328770You spam it every second global and it has a fourth rank iirc
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Amazing fucking racial...
>>530328794UE5 will fix it.
>>530324156reeeeeeee i want to be a weak and impotent healer!!!!!!
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Does epoch not have useful tooltips?
>>530327953very interesting anon, very interesting
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I wonder where we're going..
>>530329689ANON! JUMP OFF! BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
someone make a new thread. i have an important question.
>>530329437name one version of WoW with informative, accurate, thorough tooltips.
>>530329689all aboard for night elf rape cave
>>530329437everything gets macro'd eventually anyways.
>>530329870just ask here and we can crosslink it if it's that necessary
now this is true dwarf gameplay
>>530329918>what is showtooltip
Epochniggas.
How is it? I didn't get in...
>>530329285idk about you guys but i plan on joining alex's guild for this one.
>>530329948>using nameplatessoulless
>>530330173>being a faggotgay
>>530330090106 ms from east coast, seems okay.