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>>529867040Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>Newsโข Splatfest: Land vs Sea vs Air 7/11-7/13
โข Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
โข Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
โข Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
No fatties allowed beyond this point
i dont like how this threads going can we get a new one
How do barafags exist when you're greeted with Callie
>>530262418 (OP)Based and homopilled
>>530262783We don't have any Callie or Marie gear after 10 years.
How do idolfags exist when you're greeted with woomy
I wish statics would piss off for a shift
Oh anon senpai I added that word you used in my little filter. Did i mention i added more phrases YOU used in my 4tranX filter list? Im so tsundere
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hes still seething after this
Holy shit no more high tide please
the most fun i had in a while with salmon
ggs dudes
GG's Boy and (You)! Fun rounds!
>>530269438>>530269674GGs! Not sure it's the horny veemer was a friend of yours. This map gets insanely hectic on high tide, can't tell how much surviving it is skill and how much luck and rng
>>530269438>>530269674And thanks for hauling my ass to that 400 after all! Now only boat remains...
now if i fuck this veemo
and she just bleach her asshole
Love my Juice Parka and stupid ash tray
any femcels out there my yebby is single
>>530277380Femcels are single for a reason.
>>530281092my yebby single for a reason. break him
that fags saying that eliterfags should be dragged onto the street and shot should themselves be dragged onto the street, and away from the city
not just to touch grass but to help their paranoia that snipers can be everywhere
>>530282437Yuta draw that squid
my woomy drawn by doromizu
>>530288863His skeb is open, you know.
>>530291041As a salmon fucker, I have mixed feelings about this
it's not too late to make a real new thread
>>530292003shut the fuck up morm0n
>>530292003>"No fatties allowed" post has been postedCheck.
>Callie art has been postedCheck.
>A room has been open AND GGs have been saidCheck.
Hmmm... Nope. This is your thread now.
I know what will fix the thread, more salmon and Marie art spam. kold has spammed Callie and coom slop for several threads time for a taste of your own medicine
happy ca77ie day everyone
>Someone spends their mornings doing this
>>530289831I would have if I didn't have other purchases lined up already.
>>530293553It's pathetic either way
>the underage porn addict calling others pathetic
lel
enough shitposts post clips ill start
>>530293553the koldschizo has long been revealed to be in one of the american timezones
>>530295505This is worse than I remembered
Please stop pretending to be other people, you're really bad at it.
SPLATOON TSHIRT CANNON THAT DOES HEAVY KNOCK BACK
>think you're important enough to have your own dedicated "schizo"
no simply nobody likes you and takes turns mocking on you from the server you got kicked from
You deserve a thread shitter for driving a core player out, n*no has never been an issue.
Woomy all you want
>>530296501I didn't drive nono out, it was lead by the underage porn addict schizo and for some reason other /ink/ers followed him for some reason like Panic and Fantasy
Horrific start to the thread desu
I don't get it.
A splatfest is coming and this general is not only dead but always up to some delusional drama...
Like you can't open a room without someone crying "clique" and you can't share a clip without some other guy barrating you about a weapon or a character customization or whatever
And people keep namedropping strangers and acting like stalkers as some sort of in-joke nobody gets
Do people here even wanna talk about the game? Are these threads actually just public fanart dumps? It's really grim :(
>>530297578This game fucking sucks if you haven't noticed.
>>530297578the longer a general exists the more shit it gets
>>530297578ignore drama and post flopshredder
>>530297626What kind of come back even is that? Worse games in this board get to have perfectly fine generals
>>530297636See this is part of the issue nobody cares that you have beef with some rando
>>530298052I guess posting the same art and screenshots is the only real good use for this general... even more grim
>>530297578>literally one guy schizoing out>it must be the general!
>>530298369It is, you guys have antagonized n*no for no reason.
>>530298280the same 5 spergs the same 5 spergs /ink/ is always the same 5 spergs
>>530298814leathery veemo foot sweat...
>>530298556You're not missed french turd
>>530297578This is what happens when you let underage schizos from twitter into the thread with no gatekeeping
>>530298813If only the mentally ill posters were flopshredders instead, then it'd be silly.
The next game will have a whirlpool special.
>inkvac but vertical
>doesnโt override your main
>throw and it activates
>grows wider the more opponents shoot at it
>explodes at the end
>>530301636ah yes, let's buff big bubbler even fucking more
>>530301636Now do one for surf waterfall and dive.
the next game will be fun
>>530303757Yeah, Raiders will be Deep Cut kino
raiders is a single player only Side Order-type spin-off so you know the morm()n will never beat it kek they never beat after alterna or side order or beat ia8
>>530303836>immediate apprehension someone's really good at being miserable
>>530304837It will bw far better then side order or octo expansion
Because it will be a whole ass full game with full focus on it
Also dibs on it having a party-style mtiplayer for four people in the same style of mario 3d world
the next game will have cute woomies
>>530305180the past three games have had cute woomies
>>530305180Won't happen until they fix the floppers.
>>530303495>surfKraken but faster, not invincible, and you use a surfboard
>waterfallsplashwall but bigger and moves forward like screen
>diveyour ceph does a cannonball and releases a shockwave like wavebreaker
>>530305180that's already confirmed
>>530306919Technically false. The only cute woomy in the game is mechanic.
>>530305878Dive sounds like splashdown
>>530297578I think everyone is just kinda waiting for raiders news or update news to get the hype going. Lots of people probably felt like the game was wrapping up after the grand festival and were getting ready to move on.
the 10.0.0 update was like getting hit with a defibrillator. and sparked some new interest, but one new map which is only an old map isn't quite enough to keep people invested.
People want to believe that there will be more stuff coming to keep the game fresh, but there isn't anything new to talk about yet.
>>530307131dang semantics
>>530308242>People want to believe that there will be more stuff coming to keep the game freshIt's very likely there will be some more stuff.
>Map changes in the trailer that haven't happened yet>The suspicious distribution of classes/subs/specials (only one charger, zero new options for some specials)>A fairly large amount of weapons that did get thirds in 1 and 2 haven't yet in 3I wouldn't be surprised if we get at least one more round of kits sooner or later, probably smaller than the first batch.
>>530308945Honestly though Kits aren't that exciting. nobody who is ready to check out of the game is going to be sucked back in because their favorite weapon got a sub or special they liked slightly better.
New outfits, new dialog, have one of the fictional bands drop a new album, the illusion of a living world is really important.
>>530291847Why? dont you wanna go get their eggs?
How come it's always bara salmons and never female salmons??
>>530315504People here tried forcing salmonlings and it looked really dumb.
>>530315969salmonlings are a horrible idea
>>530315969Alot of them look bad I only ever seen like a single handful that look good, but not OCs like actual female Salmons
>>530315504I think all the salmon we fight in a salmon run are male, Male salmon carry the eggs 'up-river' to spawn, while the female salmon stay safe in the ocean.
The logistics of salmon run is kinda insane if you think about what is really going on.
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>>530317056I enjoy the ugly bastard appeal
>>530321439haha 3000 people dying so funny
>>530321510>dead burgersnothing of value was lost
anyone wanna do some salmon run
>>530321510What about all of humanity dying?
>>530321862I wanna know if anyone actually tried this for the battle Dojo
>>530322313ugly ass dog team cat deserved to win
>>530321439now draw that but make it about the plane in india or the bombs in iran
see how those faggots react
>>530322179yes, actually. it was surprisingly good. to think of it, we could've had splatoon controls all the way in 2009. wii classic controller even had a clip for some attachment that never came, they could've bundled it with the game.
>>530323289that's cool. Didn't know that
>>530322454>unironically still butthurt over 9/11
Short panic open going up.
Been gone for a couple of days. What did I miss?
>>530262246>You donโt like the frenchoid>You donโt like the mormon>Youโre excited for Raiders
>>530328706Can you block kold already
>>530328706Can you block me already
>>530328706Why did you block Nono? He literally didn't do anything wrong
>>530321510no way you take 9/11 jokes so seriously get over it omg there were worse events in the world, fucking burgerhead
>ooga booga transphobia and racism so funny but i draw the line at 9/11 jokesmy brother in christ, ignore and move on
>>530321510hitler was right
>>530331830take your drama back to discord.
What did ct say about nono on the splinter clique to panic
>>530332664>>530332706>>530332707GGs, every enemy team was total bullshit.
The next game will totally save pants to your freshest fit, right? Sick of having to switch pants for certain outfits.
>>530333008Three fucking games and there's still no way to transfer builds and the weapon unlock system is a massive grind for no reason.
>>530333237>massive grind for no reasonTo keep you playing. 3 has a lot of player retention tactics from mobile games like daily gacha and king meters.
>>530333494i get doing that in gacha when the goal is to keep the revenue stream going
but nintendo gets nothing extra from people who are already playing splat, they already paid, they don't need extra player retention over the game being good, stop bothering me with all the extra busywork and let me play at my own pace
>>530332442to kill himself and you should follow right now.
>>530332582That's what you do with blocked people.
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What will amiibo do in Raiders?
>>530344383side missions and new gear probably
>>530344383you scan pearl amiibo and she goes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkB6WUaCOqw on ya
>>530344383Shiver will find stuff through fishing and when you use the amiibo you get more stuff. useless just like in botw.
>>530348297happy birthday anon
>>530348297Happy bday anon, now gimme your ceph
>>530348297Grats on another lap 'round the sun without dying.
>>530349292I'm only 29, 29 is young
>>530352016sure thing unc
>>530350806Been a while, but
Why is it over 70% of you don't join any lobbies at all despite being in a pool?
>>530353201Joining unannounced lobbies is rude.
>>530353361oh. well open lobby
somebody inked in the pool...
>>530353740nghhh sorry anon *keeps jerking off*
>>530353201You gotta send an invite and see if anyone joins
>>530353361All's fair in the pool
>>530353201I just assume if no one asks in the thread then it may be a room intended for someone else.
>>530354284>see PB in the pool>it's not the usual people>join
>>530352016Imma call you old even though I'm 27
>>530358765MARIE NOOOOOOO
>>530353201The only person who has ever said they wanted to play with me doesn't play anymore and I get frustrated too easily to play with some people if we start losing so I just stick to bashing my head against the wall in solo queue when I am playing
wtf i thought we were all kids now
>>530360073no im squid now
>>530348297happy birthday
how do you cope with being completely incapable of improving?
>TEEHEE ITS MY BIRTHDAY GUYS
>UH WHY DID I BECOME A DOXXABLE LITTLE WHORE FOR THE SCHIZOS???
>>530361306why yes i play the yebby for the smaller hitbox
>>530353201You join a lobby and 90% of the time it's some clique who didn't leave the pool and forgot to put a password on. I like to sit my ass down like rosa parks when i join these and everyone in the lobby refuses to press a expecting me to leave.
>>530363102Rude but based.
This but remade with an inkling
>>530363869bye bye AI nigger
>>530363494Everyone here started in 4chan, they started in general, the pool. Fuck yo bitch and the clique you claim.
>>530363869Why did you save this
you're a mediocre clarinet player
>>530353034Why is your woomy a nigger?
I don't use the pool anymore.
>>530364487Me neither, it's either clique tranny faggots or literal children. And they both suck ass at the game
>>530364337there are no nigger woomies. only chocolate woomies.
>>530363902Just because AI took your job doesn't mean it's a bad thing
>>530364563People want to use discord to fraternize with the inkers they've met on here. Unfortunately it just devolves into favoritism where they seclude themselves into cliques and only pop out for the weekly pb.
is there any noticeable difference between the switch 1 and 2 version?
AI and robots take my job any day. Once no one has jobs we will be free to splatoon all day.
>>530365814Higher frame rate, salmon run isn't slow.
>>530365814Much better frame rates and the menu is a bit different
>>530365814The difference in visual clarity is very noticeable if you have a high resolution display
>>530364567sure look like niggers to me
>>530366237Racism >:(
>>530364567Le racism but quirky!!
Racism in my pedophile game???
Outrageous!
>>530366449>>530366410This has to be samefagging, I refuse to believe we have more than one limpwristed tumblrtard in this thread.
>>530367673feels suspicious to me as well. I've posted worse before and gotten less of a reaction
>>530367673>limpwristed Sybau cheeto shirt stained nigger. I post incel rage bait on ink right before heading to the gym for the extra T boost.
>>530368170post shoulders pussy
>>530368170>Testosterone tranny detected
>scorch/bridge clams
I'm tired /ink/.
>>530348297>>530353034Hap birt day m8!
I would draw you something but I had no motivation to draw anything for months now
>chocowoomy
Shut your corny ass up bruh I can sense your overweight bmi through my screen
>>530370120milk chocolate existing in the Splatoon world implies the existence of cows
I love spraying my white chocolate all over woomys
>>530368564I know it's a foreign concept for you after so many hours wasted on porn booru sites.
I let my nephew play S2 on my account sometimes and I just had to explain what FLAR means
>>530370701Good idea, teach them to cope with their shit skill early with the forced losses myth
me when I see black veemos (my two most hated things combined)
>>530371470skill isn't real and match outcomes are predetermined, videogames are just gambling with extra steps
>>530371974>octolings really believe this
What does your homescreen look like, /ink/?
>>530373632>uses Twitter and calls it """"X"""""
I don't use other websites outside of this, that's tourist behavior
>>530373542don't feel like doxxing myself today, but here's my background
since octolings are made in a lab, that means they were given curves and fat asses just because
>>530374178>he has no life outside of memechan
>>530374325the curvy bodies come au naturel from their gene code. Gotta keep population numbers high
>>530373542You'll probably make fun of me if I post it.
>>530374325only the random foot soldiers are made like that, they're essentially clones of somebody else. Most octolings have families and stuff.
>>530374464Calling inkers oomfs on xitter isn't much of a life either.
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>>530375723You did not even play Octo Expansion. All octolings are clones, the ones you see on the surface are the ones that escaped
>>530371470You need to take things less seriously anon
>>530376203nice headcanon
>>530377170>t. same anon who cries about losing so much he creates a made up match making system to soothe himselflol, lmao even
>>530377446Breathe in. Breathe out.
Every win is possible through flexlion and a little wintrading :)
THE ONLY CONSTANT IS YOU.
>>530376203I think that bit of lore was specific to the octotroopers and other tentacle creatures.
>>530378164except you literally start by seeing your octo in a cloning vat
me when I see black veemos (my two most loved things combined)
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>>530378941this but hime cuts
>Lose in the last ten seconds
Fuck this game
>>530379468Where did you get a picture of my inkling
>>530377648this is homophobic anon
>>530379864>inb4 flar faggot replies
>>530380298name fc rank main
one time i saw trannysky lose like 500 x points in the pool and it brought a smile to my face
>>530373542CBA posting, it's not Splatoon related anyway.
>>530380385top ten NA few seasons back
I thought my ceph looked really hot and I got a half erection. :/
Why do we still make these threads at this point?
Stockholm syndrome?
Do not goonify the cute veemo
>>530384256I wish shiver would do this to me
Shortstack woomy time brb
reminder that if you goon to woomies, this will be you in 2 years
>>530384491no clue if this is new oc, good post though
>>530386135That was from around launch I thought.
alright post sketch's memecord, I want in
>>530348297>>530353034HAPPY BIRTHDYA BITCH!! prolly a lil late sorry, and sorry for the rush order, long day
Kill all zero egg freelancers with hammers in front of their families.
can nintendo just hurry the fuck up and make the splatoon gacha so I can whale for it already
>read some anatomy pages
>get motivated
>time to draw woomy
>looks bad
That's enough for today.
>>530394230just keep going buddy
>>530394230because woomy is not hooman-shaped
woomy is midna-shaped
I block splatoon artists who draw them like that
>>530399093there is a spy among us
>>530398481>posts non-woomy shapeokay.
>>530387975Thank you!
And thanks everyone else, too.
>>530398481woomies should be shaped like this, but with bigger woobies
>>530376036thank you anon for this image it made me smile :)
>>530381840Because the pathetic attention seeking schizos like
>>530292003>>530387975>>530353034>>530348297can't function and have no place in the real world
The only schizo here is you thoughbeit
>>530421543>thoughbeitbro is shakespeare
>>530378941real and true anon, i support your stance
[pictures of my veemo]
>>530421543Who are you talking to schizo? Take your meds
>>530423710she's all yours
I love veemos but I would never ever ever ever play as one.
>>530353034isnt this gurkan who had a schizo meltdown and was kicked just like kold from the server kek
ggfsh i swagged too hard with dousers
>>530431224that smallfry deserves an extra treat for that
>>530431394Sex with the autistic mutant woomy.
>>530431394I want yoko to appear in the next game.
>splatoon folder became so massive I now have to sort it by woomies and veemos now in addition to idol groups
>>530443398I sort everything by dates, much easier to remember that way
>>530443398i'd look into hydrus network or something similar
>>530444292Thanks. I've got multiple Splatoon folders over the years and thousands of images to sort.
>>530443398i've got ten thousand frye images.
>>530444292Been meaning to do that for a while because my Type-MOON folder is even larger but couldn't be bothered to. I should stop being lazy and just get to work.
>>530449019ok post YOUR woomy folder if you're so great
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>>53044632410128 images and counting to be exact
>>530449297It's inflated.
>>530262418 (OP)>Replay code input for Seed Checker is brokenGay.
will you play their game?
>>530450523just like a balloon
this silly woom juts digs this tune
Making a flopshredders folder.
>>530262418 (OP)Who are these sex beasts?
going to makomart, need anything?
>>530457472get me ibuprofen for my arthritis thank you
Fellas, is it gay to only enjoy Splat Zones in ranked?
>>530458839Understandable, other modes have even worse bullshit so they can be unfun. Personally don't get why would anyone ever play rainmaker, mode's never been good.
finally bought the game and i am actually atrocious at it
getting owned by children is something else
>>530461337>day 1 player is worse than people who have been playing for 3 yearsI don't know why getting bodied by kids is somehow unusual. That used to be the norm decades ago and it still is.
>>530461662shouldve mentioned i played splat1 a shit ton but my strategy of just ignoring everyone and cover the map doesnt work anymore
>>530461337>childrenmost of the people playing are tryhard NEETS
>>530458909Well, I like veemos. I just don't like veemo players is all.
>>530461810Splat 3 maps are too small for that
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>>530461810As someone who has kinda like an on/off relationship with splatoon from 1st to 3rd game, I've just recently returned as well to splatoon 3 after like 1 1/2 years an I can say that the people that still play are mostly well seasoned as casuals stopped playing by now
this in combination with being rusty and not used to new shit even makes turf war feel like a sweatfest sometimes
It might be discouraging, but keep on playing you might get the hang of it faster than you thought
>full bars
>ethernet
>suddenly getting COMMUNICATION ERROR, COMMUNICATION ERROR, COMMUNICATION ERROR
Wish I wasn't a techlet.
>>530464641Have you tried buying a Nintendo Switch 2โข?
>>530466145Netcode on Switch 2 sucks too
>>530466145It's what I'm playing on. Ironically, this never happened while I was playing Splat on the original Switch.
I will draw an idol or your ceph, but someone else decides the scenario they're in.
>>530467742Draw Bigman doing _______
>>530467742Frye drowning to death.
>>530467742/ink/er ceph at the jukebox.
>>530467931being flown as a kite, with a key
The /ink/ black book doesn't exist stop asking questions
>>530467768Bikinis cephs... erotic...
>>530467965...in kisses from Shiver
i am [woomy!]
and you will quote everything i [woomy!]
>>530467742streaming again if anyone cares
>>530374325These are made in the lab Veem/Tako & Weyys have normal familes
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>>530461337everyone is running sweaty builds this late in the game. The best way to have fun is to just to pick a good shooter (easiest weapon to master) and get plenty of kills even if you don't win every series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRcWZFT2oDs
here's your splat4 splattershot design
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>>530467742My woom (tomboy).
>>530443398Welcome to the club
>Did this a few years ago >My folders just keep growing
>>530471676these woomies should kiss
>>530473884Boobs too big.
>>530469679You say that but then you don't post where
Pads
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>>530474219twitch, sketchtan
>>530475152Do you have anyone blocked? Feel like I saw your name constantly in the pool early on and now never see it.
>>530467931>>530468059Going to try and crank out a couple more, if anyone else wants to chime in a request
>>530477847been taking a break from sploon, 100%ing totk, then gonna play bananza when it comes out, then after that if PLZA doesn't get released in between then, I'll be back.
>>530478708ffff fucking forgot to color in the handle. Will fix when posting elsewhere
>>530478708Draw nono x panic
>>530478708Draw /ink/er yuri
>>530478708Nice, Big man gets a charge
>>530478708draw two cards
>Beat Side Order
>Finish all the palettes
>Still says "Imagine Inkopolis" when you want to switch hubs
I think I'm misunderstanding the lore here. Or maybe I'm just being autistic about this.
when will painbrush get nerfed hard
>>530479737never, it's dogshit
>>530478708will she drown in kisses
>>530479543>being autistic about thisYes you are, they were just being lazy and copied with zero changes the exit back to plaza code from OE
>>530479798it's imbalanced
>more shitver fryjeet yuri
The fatigue is off the charts
>>530467742Great Tusks, my ceph, doing uuuuuhh whatever someone else would like him to do.
For me it's the green hoodie.
>>530479993Oh, I meant more that since Inkopolis is back to the real world once you beat Side Order, it shouldn't be saying "Imagine Inkopolis" when you want to return there(?) Some bikini squid for the trouble.
>>530480886>imagine still hating lgbt in 2025
>>530481090Sitting on Mr. Coco's claw
You're welcome.
>>530480886>racism outside of /b/
>>530480886deep cut won btw
>>530481551>deep cut wo- ACK
>>530472872why does panic say this after every pb picture?
>>530482713Transgender induced porn addiction I'm afraid
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>>530483909>proves his point
anyone wanna play some open?
>almost end of SR rotation
>good freelancers
>boris down with >30 seconds to spare
Bizarro world.
Wish I knew the secret of how some teams shred kings relentlessly with infinite supply of eggs everywhere, while others, even comparably good during regular waves, fail to control situation at all and run out of time barely making a scratch.
>>530484983>Inkblot RMNot even with a rented ceph.
>>530485126>2 rangelet weapons fail to hit flying kingI wonder why
>>530485478>shipshape tootruly awful
>>530485478ok but what about a free one that's been discarded on the side of the road?
>Boohoo i hate this map and gamemode i wont play it even if the other map is good
why are you all so bitch made?
>>530486053they actually don't play the game at all
>always see my favorite maps bitched about
>>530485478>>530485657Those are good maps....
>>530486465not on rainmaker
>>530486245Can't blame them.
>>530487597Shiver on the right has a differently shaped head
Marie was a wooman who may have become a mother to me.
Drunk Marie sipping wine and being MILF coded
>>530492474>anon doesnt see the signs of his ass getting drop kicked
>>530492474>>530492474this veemo looks like the annoying protag in a disney cartoon.
>>530482760sex with this veemo
>>530492474You didn't happen to record this veemo clipping onto the table did you?
>>530495802Frye left her keys on the table and fell asleep after eating to much. Big Man was in his room chilling in his inflatable pool. Shiver took the chance to drive Frye's car.
splatoon raiders will have ray tracing
>>530493060Veemo on the top rope! Oooooh thats going to hurt.
>>530496093how many dead?
>>530496498No it won't its going to have woomy tracing
High poly count, HD Woomy in native 4K Woom
The future of woomy!
>>530496920Half a colony of jellies & the cities respawn pads were running at capacity respawning all the cephs she splatted.
>>530495682Nope, but she was already on the table when I loaded into the plaza
>>530495682>>530498843nvm didn't take me long to replicate it. Thought it seems doable just from brute forcing
>>530495682>>530498843nvm didn't take me long to replicate it. Thought it seems doable just from brute forcing
>>530501831I saw that
>billion dollar company
Bring her back please Nintendo :(
>>530501962intentional feature just like the oob clip they still haven't patched there
>>530501556>>530501831Of course it was a Bill Cipher fan that did it
>>530502530>yfw she's the one who comes to pick you up at the end of Raiders.Its only natural boss Marie sends her best underling to get her other underlings. Plus A4 might return home with nice new tropical smells for the boss.
Do you think Splatoon 4 will have Kpop influences? Kpop is so popular in Japan right now.
>>530504917>Tidal Rush starts playing
Today's lesson was spawncamping.
>>530506527>turf warzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>530504734At this point, I'm wondering whether or not A4 is even still alive
>>530507018Last thing we know A4 was doing outside of agent work was helping Marina with her memverse
why couldn't you stay fresh...?
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>>530513381kys (kill yebby shitters)
Who are some splat artists you like?
Another painful drawing session where I hate what I tried drawing
TOCIU motherfuckers when your team mate goes 2/15
FLARcucks can't even spell an acroynm correctly
>>530541671>FLAR isn't real>takes 191 seconds to find a match in open
Y and U are interchangeable
Still fails to explain negative kda team mates...
FLAR and TOCIY are both real. The former applies to short term results and the latter to long term progress.
why do you always forget fwar
FLAR/FWAR/TOCIY are all equally unhealthy mindsets to have.
You shouldn't blame everything on your teammates, nor yourself.
>>530543393I'm blaming the game's shit matchmaking. If you think this shit doesn't effect the casual players too lmao
>>530543393that's why when i don't get a single match that's not a stomp either way, i blame 910 and ngmi
>it doesn't count because i don't like the place it came from
>>530516265>Why do I hear Eurobeat approaching in the background?No wait I need to fix this
>Why do I hear Octobeat approaching in the background?
>>530513381Not tipsy enoughโฆ
Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde but sploon
>>530547729i thought it was carrying something on the roof from the thumbnail
reminded me of this pic
I AM GOING TO DRINK OCEAN WATER
>>530553103Sounds about right for a yebby
>>530560483Dead game, dead general. Dead woomies...
>>530558768where's her purple utsutoes
>>530560939Well......
Frye dipped them in some chocolate for Shiver to lick them clean back to purple.
When can we expect to hear more about the new game?
>>530562085>Buys woomy another ice cream cone
>>530562357idk we donโt work for nintendo why do you people keep asking this like weโre insiders
>>530562357How many months passed between SO announced and hearing anything about it? That many
>>530562357next Direct. But it'll be breadcrumbs
>>530561515actually shiver was the one dipped in chocolate
>>530567350Idols play the strangest of games on TV they drop into a pool of chocolate as Shiver already took a dip.
>>530567350this isn't funny you racist troon
>>530568434how so? I found it quite amusing
>>530568434>troonyou forgot to remove this, falseflag-kun
>>530569139how can it be a falseflag if it's true
Got called racist at Mako Mart today
Racist MIGAwoomy being cuddled by her veemo girlfriend
>>530572716Well thatโs what you get for hating on the grocery items they sell.
>>530572716Tell us what happened woom.
>>530572716What happened?
>>530572716What is a mako?
>>530573381Well if the friendship bracelet fits.
>>530573595Say that again
>>530573062We know migawoomy is a salmon fucker
>>530573823Which /ink/er would fit this?
>>530562464This is exactly what an insider would say
Except probably in japanese.
>>530581136>>530583110Woomies why are they so good?
>>530587769They were made that way.
>>530587769They come in a variety of flavors and are very squishy.
woomy shaped fwuit gummies
I wonder how bad it would be if the alterna hubs were fitted for pvp.
I kinda like the idea of a largeish map with areas connected by rails.
>>530592061I wonder what it would taste like
>>530592323same as all squid, like meaty nothing
I'm glad we're all in agreement Ska-blam is the best song in the game
>>530594920bang bang bing
>not in multiplayeryou said in game
probably a woomy locker though im not sure since there is no woomy around
>>530594920Real niggas go for Meadowlark
>>530597735based and sillypilled
>>530599636What is she trying to convey here?
>>530599892Capn' its sexo time right here under this table lets go!!
>>530599636There's always something uncanny about these splat sfms.
>>530599636Sex with this creature.
We didn't get a lot of Deep Cut live concerts.
>>530601416Big Man CGI is too expensive for this small indie company please understand
>>530601416we haven't had a lot of live concerts in general, we used to get animal crossing ones too before
>>530601416Between the coof and that one guy who got FLAR'd into becoming Unabomber, they just got shit luck for setting up live events.
>>530604027you a fan of Undertale/Deltarune?
Panic is just a femcel nono at this point
>>530604187I liked UT but I never got around to finishing DR. I mainly use a heart avatar because I like how it looks.
i am the [woomy!] that is approaching
>>530567350Big Man the betrayer
>>530608947I was away, room up.
GG, this shitty game is beyond dead
I have zero reason or motivation to grind conches in any of the remaining splatfests
>>530612684There's no reason to grind anyway.
cat just passed. pls post happy cephs
>>530613632sorry for your loss anon
>>530613632I'm sorry for you loss.
>>530613632RIP anon's kot
>>530613595I mean I get about 20-30 conches from regular play during preview and the fest itself (just getting to King usually). So at this rate it would take me at least 7 quarterly splatfests for the next title - almost 2 years. With extra grind I could maybe halve it, which is still bullshit.
>>530613225I have three of them and don't even remember from which seasons now.
>>530613632our condolences
>>530613632Very sorry for your loss anon
>>530616923Callie in traditional clothes looks wrong
My girlfriend overheard me saying "squid cunny" in my sleep I hate you guys
Thanks again guys. By the way I'm nono
>>530620295Rarely anyone here uses that word. The only instance of it in the past month was you using it.
>>528052278
Hate what they did to open over the years. The points change from this patch would be whatever if you weren't playing fill for clanfags most of your games, so it's not even a "who cares lol just play" mode anymore. You're better off spamming series even if you're not in the mood to tryhard.
how the fuck does this porn addicted loser have a girlfriend?
>>530620295
>>530623680Just b urself.
>>530623680even my autistic ass had a gf at one point. Just don't act like a weirdo retard and someone may like you.
>>530626018Be yourself but don't be a retarded autist. I need to appreciate the true freedom of not being in a relationship is what I need to do.
>>530623680Its called putting in a little effort and don't be a retard around them and you too can get a girlfriend anon. But they are a lot of hassle sometimes being forever alone is the better choice.
Getting a gf was easy into school and college since you're forced to talk. I dont know how to meet girls.
>>530629339Chase women at night.
>>530479737it's amusing when they nerf shitty meme weapons on behalf of retards that can't play splatoon
>play an hour and a half to lose 80 points
I wish I was good at this game.
>>530631035you are. keep grinding.
>>530629339>>530629472Be sure to wear a trench coat
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>530613632i'm sorry to hear that, it's a very hard thing. best wishes as you grieve over this loss. cherish the good memories when you can.
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>>530613632They're in a better place now, certainly alot better then this blue and green hellhole orb that we call a home. My condolences, Anon.
>>530652818there is nothing beyond the black void you stupid fuck
>>530653492black void > 21st century earth
>>530653693That's not a better place, though.
>>530653492your r*ddit gold sir
>>530658238she didn't steal your bike, she appropriated treasure
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>>530672689>They didn't put Shiver in a carSomeone knew the outcome
>>530672689God I wish I could smell Frye's feet
can the squid people just change their color whenever they want
>>530672689As a cycling enthusiast who doesn't own a car I am surprised they went with a bike for Shiver but I'm also happy they did
>>530678296she doesn't have a license
>>530677307skin hasn't been confirmed and likely not, but they can change ink color whenever they want.
>>530679076>Cephs change skin color the same way humans do. Go out into the sun and bake for a bit just don't get cooked it hurts
>>530679358That's not changing skin color, tanning isn't the same as being naturally dark skinned like Frye.
ocktor ocktor give me the news, i got a bad case of loving woom
>>530680463Joke>>>>>>>>(You)
Cephs don't change skin color just ink color
>>530682613Imagine the next game where callie marie pearl and shiver are black and frye and marina is white
Why are woomies so good? What's their secret?
>>530682613Anon half of this general are autistic we don't understand sarcasm.
>>530684357Yes........normal
>>530684357you post here, you can't possibly be
>>530684357You wear the official splatoon underwear you are not normal
anyone wanna play some open?
>>530682613bro your chromatophores?
>>530672689Funny how they didn't make Shiver drive a car
>>530642969are you going to block kold already
>>530686312I donโt think this is the exact image but I remember there was official splatoon 3 underwear being sold as merch, the image was posted on /ink/ multiple times but I canโt recall where to grab it from the archives
I think there were socks too
>>530690702I know, was making a going commando joke.
total squelchienigger death
I woulda RQd immediately if I were playing solo
>>530690702>no callie and marie underwearLame
>>530691764>juddNo one asked for this.
Deserved, those faggots were shooting me through walls the whole game
GGs, I hate this game so much it's unreal.
splatoon 4 will take place in spain
>>530693846um that suction bomb is too small. theyre the size of a inkling.
I had a dream where me and another /ink/er fought a boss fight against a gorilla and a giant scorpion and we won, but someone else was drawn instead because he slipped by and reached the goal.
>>530696945>*crack*oh wait, woomy has no bones
>>530698745Yes woomy can put herself into a ball and roll right at you.
>>530691764i bought a few of these, they are cozy
>>530701768picsโฆ..? pls
>>530658238Did the total happiness in the world increase?
how do impress the girls, bros? i try my hardest...
Found some images saved from /ink/ from ca. 2016-17 on an old drive
>>530687653pretty sure in inklings and octolings this is their tentacles changing color.
their bodies and skin comes from the human magic crystals which is obviously based on human bodies, which do not change skin color
>>530706969>Orange-chan as a busty woomlet
>>530702591sure i will in future
>>530709093I think I requested this in a /v/ drawthread.
>>530709379I wonder if this is the original?
consider this
woomy nakadashi
>chara wants apartments
why does he always say the dumbest shit ever, I thought he was smart in terms of splatoon
>>530710023>I thought he was smart in terms of splatoonhas he ever said a single smart thing about splatoon
>>530710023it'll be like lockers that were a novelty then everyone realizes how much missed potential it has and fades into obscurity
>>530710023to be fair that's been a thing since 1
>>530710361why not just go and play animal crossing if you want to decorate a room
>>530710597>why not play ACcause unfortunately NH was worse than NL
>>530710597animal crossing is a shit franchise and an ACTUAL example of a game being abandoned by its devs
>>530710361>s3 releases with lockers>players figure out free rotation glitch and a glitch that lets you make things float>start decorating their lockers in ways they want>nintendo removes both with no compensation>editing your locker further "fixes" both>people stop interacting with lockersand they haven't even learned their lesson
the best part about animal crossing and splatoon splitting dev teams is that we can get games like splatoon raiders now instead of going back and forth between splatoon and AC
>>530710972yeah, except it is splatoon that got the b-team, and not anal crossing
>>530711150seeing the state of animal crossing new horizons, they got the C team.
>>530711220yeah at least splatoon didn't have a concurrent mobile game (pocket camp) that beat it for content.
>>530710023>how dare you wish for more features in your cheap 80 dollar game >:(
>>530709864I think that's actually me lol
S3 never really made the case for it's own existance.
It was the minimum viable product.
>>530711674all i wish for is good matchmaking that gives even matches, good and diverse map pool, and weapon balance that favours mains over specials and high-risk high-reward weapons with big power and big flaws over safe generalists
and maybe a rogue-like singleplayer mode that doesn't suck like side order does
of course you would push this artificial argument about animal crossing again. i know your motive.
bless the official artists for still keeping her busty
>>530672689Glad I picked Shiver's team, I love girls on bicycles.
>>530678296Same.
>>530712253I hate this description because splatoon 2 is better than splatoon 3
tacticooler is just as cancerous as ink armor was
bait or mental retardation
>>530712880>this post lol
Never take opinions from redditors seriously.
>>530713218If your game is so great, why did it just take me 148 seconds to find a match in series?
Let me guess dead hours right now.
>splatoon 2: 2000 hours
>splatoon 3: 200 hours
I rest my case.
>>530712045I think we all want that. Splat 3 matchmaking is total dogshit. I just want more stuff to do that isn't beholden to online multiplayer.
>>530713769It is no one's fault but your own that you have shit taste
>>530713218he is wrong
cooler is more cancerous than armor ever was
armor has proactive counterplay, and it can both speed the game up and slow it down depending on usage
there is no counterplay to cooler other than just "shoot the guy more", and it universally speeds the game up
>even worse take
I'm glad none of you retards are in charge of making video games
>>530711957Well, did you post it next time?
>>530715948damn lay off the soda pop woom, would ya
>>530714694splat is a game of building up control, you should always have at least something to lose, unless you are losing so hard you are pushed all the way back to your spawn (but that's a brief and largely irrelevant edge case as that state quickly ends with knockout)
ergo, cooler shouldn't be in splatoon as it goes counter to its core design
