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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatfest: Land vs Sea vs Air 7/11-7/13
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

No fatties allowed beyond this point

i dont like how this threads going can we get a new one

How do barafags exist when you're greeted with Callie

>>530262418 (OP)
Based and homopilled

>>530262783
We don't have any Callie or Marie gear after 10 years.

How do idolfags exist when you're greeted with woomy

I wish statics would piss off for a shift

*D n*no

Oh anon senpai I added that word you used in my little filter. Did i mention i added more phrases YOU used in my 4tranX filter list? Im so tsundere

hes still seething after this

Disgusting.

Holy shit no more high tide please

the most fun i had in a while with salmon
ggs dudes

GG's Boy and (You)! Fun rounds!

>>530269438
>>530269674
GGs! Not sure it's the horny veemer was a friend of yours. This map gets insanely hectic on high tide, can't tell how much surviving it is skill and how much luck and rng

>>530269438
>>530269674
And thanks for hauling my ass to that 400 after all! Now only boat remains...

now if i fuck this veemo
and she just bleach her asshole

Love my Juice Parka and stupid ash tray

any femcels out there my yebby is single

>>530277380
Femcels are single for a reason.

>>530281092
my yebby single for a reason. break him

that fags saying that eliterfags should be dragged onto the street and shot should themselves be dragged onto the street, and away from the city
not just to touch grass but to help their paranoia that snipers can be everywhere

Frye ate too much again

>>530282437
Yuta draw that squid

my woomy drawn by doromizu

>>530288863
His skeb is open, you know.

>>530291041
As a salmon fucker, I have mixed feelings about this

it's not too late to make a real new thread

>>530292003
shut the fuck up morm0n

>>530292003
>"No fatties allowed" post has been posted
Check.
>Callie art has been posted
Check.
>A room has been open AND GGs have been said
Check.
Hmmm... Nope. This is your thread now.

>530292505
meds

I know what will fix the thread, more salmon and Marie art spam. kold has spammed Callie and coom slop for several threads time for a taste of your own medicine

happy ca77ie day everyone

>>530289831
I would have if I didn't have other purchases lined up already.

>>530293553
It's pathetic either way

>the underage porn addict calling others pathetic
lel

enough shitposts post clips ill start

>>530293553
the koldschizo has long been revealed to be in one of the american timezones

>>530295505
This is worse than I remembered

Please stop pretending to be other people, you're really bad at it.

SPLATOON TSHIRT CANNON THAT DOES HEAVY KNOCK BACK

>think you're important enough to have your own dedicated "schizo"
no simply nobody likes you and takes turns mocking on you from the server you got kicked from

You deserve a thread shitter for driving a core player out, n*no has never been an issue.
Woomy all you want

>>530296501
I didn't drive nono out, it was lead by the underage porn addict schizo and for some reason other /ink/ers followed him for some reason like Panic and Fantasy

Horrific start to the thread desu

I don't get it.
A splatfest is coming and this general is not only dead but always up to some delusional drama...
Like you can't open a room without someone crying "clique" and you can't share a clip without some other guy barrating you about a weapon or a character customization or whatever
And people keep namedropping strangers and acting like stalkers as some sort of in-joke nobody gets
Do people here even wanna talk about the game? Are these threads actually just public fanart dumps? It's really grim :(

Post yuta

>>530297578
This game fucking sucks if you haven't noticed.

^kill yourself Gurkan

>>530297578
the longer a general exists the more shit it gets

>>530297578
ignore drama and post flopshredder

>>530297626
What kind of come back even is that? Worse games in this board get to have perfectly fine generals
>>530297636
See this is part of the issue nobody cares that you have beef with some rando
>>530298052
I guess posting the same art and screenshots is the only real good use for this general... even more grim

>>530297578
>literally one guy schizoing out
>it must be the general!

>>530298369
It is, you guys have antagonized n*no for no reason.

>>530298280
the same 5 spergs the same 5 spergs /ink/ is always the same 5 spergs

>>530298814
cute veemo.

>>530298814
leathery veemo foot sweat...

>>530298556
You're not missed french turd

>>530297578
This is what happens when you let underage schizos from twitter into the thread with no gatekeeping

>>530298813
If only the mentally ill posters were flopshredders instead, then it'd be silly.

The next game will have a whirlpool special.
>inkvac but vertical
>doesn’t override your main
>throw and it activates
>grows wider the more opponents shoot at it
>explodes at the end

>>530301636
ah yes, let's buff big bubbler even fucking more

>>530301636
Now do one for surf waterfall and dive.

the next game will be fun

>>530303757
LOL

>>530303757
Yeah, Raiders will be Deep Cut kino

raiders is a single player only Side Order-type spin-off so you know the morm()n will never beat it kek they never beat after alterna or side order or beat ia8

>>530303836
>immediate apprehension
someone's really good at being miserable

>>530304837
It will bw far better then side order or octo expansion
Because it will be a whole ass full game with full focus on it
Also dibs on it having a party-style mtiplayer for four people in the same style of mario 3d world

the next game will have cute woomies

>>530305180
the past three games have had cute woomies

>>530305180
Won't happen until they fix the floppers.

>>530303495
>surf
Kraken but faster, not invincible, and you use a surfboard
>waterfall
splashwall but bigger and moves forward like screen
>dive
your ceph does a cannonball and releases a shockwave like wavebreaker

>>530305180
that's already confirmed

>>530306919
Technically false. The only cute woomy in the game is mechanic.

>>530305878
Dive sounds like splashdown

>>530297578
I think everyone is just kinda waiting for raiders news or update news to get the hype going. Lots of people probably felt like the game was wrapping up after the grand festival and were getting ready to move on.

the 10.0.0 update was like getting hit with a defibrillator. and sparked some new interest, but one new map which is only an old map isn't quite enough to keep people invested.

People want to believe that there will be more stuff coming to keep the game fresh, but there isn't anything new to talk about yet.

>>530307131
dang semantics

>>530308242
>People want to believe that there will be more stuff coming to keep the game fresh
It's very likely there will be some more stuff.
>Map changes in the trailer that haven't happened yet
>The suspicious distribution of classes/subs/specials (only one charger, zero new options for some specials)
>A fairly large amount of weapons that did get thirds in 1 and 2 haven't yet in 3
I wouldn't be surprised if we get at least one more round of kits sooner or later, probably smaller than the first batch.

>>530308945
Honestly though Kits aren't that exciting. nobody who is ready to check out of the game is going to be sucked back in because their favorite weapon got a sub or special they liked slightly better.

New outfits, new dialog, have one of the fictional bands drop a new album, the illusion of a living world is really important.

>>530291847
Why? dont you wanna go get their eggs?

How come it's always bara salmons and never female salmons??

>>530315504
People here tried forcing salmonlings and it looked really dumb.

>>530315969
salmonlings are a horrible idea

>>530315969
Alot of them look bad I only ever seen like a single handful that look good, but not OCs like actual female Salmons

>>530315504
I think all the salmon we fight in a salmon run are male, Male salmon carry the eggs 'up-river' to spawn, while the female salmon stay safe in the ocean.
The logistics of salmon run is kinda insane if you think about what is really going on.

>>530317056
I enjoy the ugly bastard appeal

hi, fsh?

good weyy

>>530321439
haha 3000 people dying so funny

>>530321510
>dead burgers
nothing of value was lost

anyone wanna do some salmon run

>>530321510
What about all of humanity dying?

>>530321850
yeah man

>>530321862
I wanna know if anyone actually tried this for the battle Dojo

>>530322313
ugly ass dog team cat deserved to win

>>530321439
now draw that but make it about the plane in india or the bombs in iran
see how those faggots react

>>530321439
kek

>>530322179
yes, actually. it was surprisingly good. to think of it, we could've had splatoon controls all the way in 2009. wii classic controller even had a clip for some attachment that never came, they could've bundled it with the game.

>>530323289
that's cool. Didn't know that

>>530322454
>unironically still butthurt over 9/11

Short panic open going up.

>>530328706
2/4

Been gone for a couple of days. What did I miss?

>>530328928
Knock

>>530329479
Up

>>530262246
>You don’t like the frenchoid
>You don’t like the mormon
>You’re excited for Raiders

yebby microwaving an egg

>>530328706
full?

>>530328706
Can you block kold already

>>530330764
Opening 3/4

>>530328706
Can you block me already

>>530328706
Why did you block Nono? He literally didn't do anything wrong

>>530321510
no way you take 9/11 jokes so seriously get over it omg there were worse events in the world, fucking burgerhead
>ooga booga transphobia and racism so funny but i draw the line at 9/11 jokes
my brother in christ, ignore and move on

>>530321510
hitler was right

>>530331830
take your drama back to discord.

>>530331214
dont ignore me >>530330909

What did ct say about nono on the splinter clique to panic

GGs open

ggs open!

ggs

>>530332664
>>530332706
>>530332707
GGs, every enemy team was total bullshit.

The next game will totally save pants to your freshest fit, right? Sick of having to switch pants for certain outfits.

>>530333008
Three fucking games and there's still no way to transfer builds and the weapon unlock system is a massive grind for no reason.

>>530333237
>massive grind for no reason
To keep you playing. 3 has a lot of player retention tactics from mobile games like daily gacha and king meters.

>>530333494
i get doing that in gacha when the goal is to keep the revenue stream going
but nintendo gets nothing extra from people who are already playing splat, they already paid, they don't need extra player retention over the game being good, stop bothering me with all the extra busywork and let me play at my own pace

>>530332442
to kill himself and you should follow right now.

>>530332582
That's what you do with blocked people.

What will amiibo do in Raiders?

>>530344383
side missions and new gear probably

>>530344383
you scan pearl amiibo and she goes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkB6WUaCOqw on ya

>>530344383
Shiver will find stuff through fishing and when you use the amiibo you get more stuff. useless just like in botw.

It is that time again

>>530348297
ur old

>>530348297
happy birthday anon

>>530348297
Happy bday anon, now gimme your ceph

>>530348297
Grats on another lap 'round the sun without dying.

>>530349292
I'm only 29, 29 is young

>>530352016
sure thing unc

>>530350806
Been a while, but

Why is it over 70% of you don't join any lobbies at all despite being in a pool?

>>530353201
Joining unannounced lobbies is rude.

>>530353361
oh. well open lobby

somebody inked in the pool...

>>530353740
nghhh sorry anon *keeps jerking off*

>>530353201
You gotta send an invite and see if anyone joins
>>530353361
All's fair in the pool

>>530353201
I just assume if no one asks in the thread then it may be a room intended for someone else.

>>530354284
>see PB in the pool
>it's not the usual people
>join

>>530353639
2/4

>>530352016
Imma call you old even though I'm 27

>>530358765
MARIE NOOOOOOO

>>530353201
The only person who has ever said they wanted to play with me doesn't play anymore and I get frustrated too easily to play with some people if we start losing so I just stick to bashing my head against the wall in solo queue when I am playing

I am the oldest /ink/er

wtf i thought we were all kids now

>>530360073
no im squid now

>>530348297
happy birthday

how do you cope with being completely incapable of improving?

>TEEHEE ITS MY BIRTHDAY GUYS
>UH WHY DID I BECOME A DOXXABLE LITTLE WHORE FOR THE SCHIZOS???

>>530361246
meds

Tyler Perry.

>>530361306
why yes i play the yebby for the smaller hitbox

>>530353201
You join a lobby and 90% of the time it's some clique who didn't leave the pool and forgot to put a password on. I like to sit my ass down like rosa parks when i join these and everyone in the lobby refuses to press a expecting me to leave.

>>530363102
Rude but based.

This but remade with an inkling

>>530363869
bye bye AI nigger

>>530363494
Everyone here started in 4chan, they started in general, the pool. Fuck yo bitch and the clique you claim.

>>530363869
Why did you save this

kek

you're a mediocre clarinet player

>>530353034
Why is your woomy a nigger?

I don't use the pool anymore.

>>530364487
Me neither, it's either clique tranny faggots or literal children. And they both suck ass at the game

>>530364337
there are no nigger woomies. only chocolate woomies.

>>530363902
Just because AI took your job doesn't mean it's a bad thing

>>530364563
People want to use discord to fraternize with the inkers they've met on here. Unfortunately it just devolves into favoritism where they seclude themselves into cliques and only pop out for the weekly pb.

is there any noticeable difference between the switch 1 and 2 version?

AI and robots take my job any day. Once no one has jobs we will be free to splatoon all day.

>>530365814
Higher frame rate, salmon run isn't slow.

>>530365814
Much better frame rates and the menu is a bit different

>>530365814
The difference in visual clarity is very noticeable if you have a high resolution display

>>530364567
sure look like niggers to me

>>530366237
Racism >:(
>>530364567
Le racism but quirky!!

>>530365814
4k woomy

Woomass

Racism in my pedophile game???
Outrageous!

>>530366449
>>530366410
This has to be samefagging, I refuse to believe we have more than one limpwristed tumblrtard in this thread.

>>530366626
>>530364104
>>530299326
I need to ink these sluts

>>530367673
feels suspicious to me as well. I've posted worse before and gotten less of a reaction

>>530367673
>limpwristed
Sybau cheeto shirt stained nigger. I post incel rage bait on ink right before heading to the gym for the extra T boost.

>>530368170
post shoulders pussy

>>530368170
shut up chav

>>530368170
>Testosterone
tranny detected

>scorch/bridge clams
I'm tired /ink/.

>>530348297
>>530353034
Hap birt day m8!
I would draw you something but I had no motivation to draw anything for months now

beep beep

>chocowoomy
Shut your corny ass up bruh I can sense your overweight bmi through my screen

>>530370120
milk chocolate existing in the Splatoon world implies the existence of cows

I love spraying my white chocolate all over woomys

>>530368564
I know it's a foreign concept for you after so many hours wasted on porn booru sites.

I let my nephew play S2 on my account sometimes and I just had to explain what FLAR means

>>530370701
Good idea, teach them to cope with their shit skill early with the forced losses myth

me when I see black veemos (my two most hated things combined)

>>530371470
skill isn't real and match outcomes are predetermined, videogames are just gambling with extra steps

>>530371974
>octolings really believe this

What does your homescreen look like, /ink/?

>>530373632
>uses Twitter and calls it """"X"""""

I don't use other websites outside of this, that's tourist behavior

>>530373542
don't feel like doxxing myself today, but here's my background

since octolings are made in a lab, that means they were given curves and fat asses just because

>>530374178
>he has no life outside of memechan

>>530374325
the curvy bodies come au naturel from their gene code. Gotta keep population numbers high

>>530373542
You'll probably make fun of me if I post it.

>>530374325
only the random foot soldiers are made like that, they're essentially clones of somebody else. Most octolings have families and stuff.

>>530374464
Calling inkers oomfs on xitter isn't much of a life either.

>>530375487
do it

>>530375723
You did not even play Octo Expansion. All octolings are clones, the ones you see on the surface are the ones that escaped

>>530371470
You need to take things less seriously anon

>>530376203
nice headcanon

>>530377170
>t. same anon who cries about losing so much he creates a made up match making system to soothe himself
lol, lmao even

>>530377446
Breathe in. Breathe out.

Every win is possible through flexlion and a little wintrading :)

>>530377606
autism

THE ONLY CONSTANT IS YOU.

>>530376203
I think that bit of lore was specific to the octotroopers and other tentacle creatures.

>>530378164
except you literally start by seeing your octo in a cloning vat

me when I see black veemos (my two most loved things combined)

>>530377306
retard

>>530378941
this but hime cuts

>Lose in the last ten seconds
Fuck this game

>>530379468
Where did you get a picture of my inkling

>>530377648
this is homophobic anon

>>530379864
>inb4 flar faggot replies

>>530380298
name fc rank main

one time i saw trannysky lose like 500 x points in the pool and it brought a smile to my face

>>530373542
CBA posting, it's not Splatoon related anyway.

>>530380706
why?

>>530380385
top ten NA few seasons back

I thought my ceph looked really hot and I got a half erection. :/

>>530381089
Yeah, why?

Why do we still make these threads at this point?
Stockholm syndrome?

To goon to woomies

Do not goonify the cute veemo

Don't goon the toons

Do goon the toons

>>530384256
I wish shiver would do this to me

Shortstack woomy time brb

reminder that if you goon to woomies, this will be you in 2 years

worth

>>530384491
no clue if this is new oc, good post though

>>530386135
It was.

>>530386135
That was from around launch I thought.

>>530379043
Nice comeback

alright post sketch's memecord, I want in

i dont.

>>530348297
>>530353034
HAPPY BIRTHDYA BITCH!! prolly a lil late sorry, and sorry for the rush order, long day

>>530387975
>>530384498
>>530384158
sex

Kill all zero egg freelancers with hammers in front of their families.

can nintendo just hurry the fuck up and make the splatoon gacha so I can whale for it already

>>530393540
fatty

>read some anatomy pages
>get motivated
>time to draw woomy
>looks bad
That's enough for today.

>>530394230
just keep going buddy

>>530394230
because woomy is not hooman-shaped
woomy is midna-shaped

woomy shape

I block splatoon artists who draw them like that

woomy shape

Shape? Woomy.

>>530399093
there is a spy among us

>>530398481
>posts non-woomy shape
okay.

woomy sex

>>530400517
sus

yeehaw

>>530387975
Thank you!
And thanks everyone else, too.

korean woomy

>>530398481
woomies should be shaped like this, but with bigger woobies

>>530376036
thank you anon for this image it made me smile :)

>>530381840
Because the pathetic attention seeking schizos like
>>530292003
>>530387975
>>530353034
>>530348297
can't function and have no place in the real world

The only schizo here is you thoughbeit

>>530421543
>thoughbeit
bro is shakespeare

>>530378941
real and true anon, i support your stance
[pictures of my veemo]

>>530421543
Who are you talking to schizo? Take your meds

It is very cold

>>530422713
i need her..

>>530423710
she's all yours

I love veemos but I would never ever ever ever play as one.

>>530353034
isnt this gurkan who had a schizo meltdown and was kicked just like kold from the server kek

fsh?

>>530425954
shore

>>530426127
opening

>>530423958
based, same

ggfsh i swagged too hard with dousers

ggs fisk

>>530431224
that smallfry deserves an extra treat for that

...veemo?

>>530431394
Sex with the autistic mutant woomy.

>>530431394
I want yoko to appear in the next game.

>>530443398
I sort everything by dates, much easier to remember that way

>>530443398
i'd look into hydrus network or something similar

>>530444292
Thanks. I've got multiple Splatoon folders over the years and thousands of images to sort.

>>530443398
i've got ten thousand frye images.

>>530444292
Been meaning to do that for a while because my Type-MOON folder is even larger but couldn't be bothered to. I should stop being lazy and just get to work.

5GB of woomy

>>530448767
Only?

>>530449019
ok post YOUR woomy folder if you're so great

>>530446324
10128 images and counting to be exact

>>530449297
It's inflated.

inflate woomy

>>530450523
expand octo

>>530262418 (OP)
>Replay code input for Seed Checker is broken
Gay.

will you play their game?

>>530451967
no

>>530451967
maybe

>>530450523
just like a balloon
this silly woom juts digs this tune

>>530451967
day one.

Making a flopshredders folder.

>>530262418 (OP)
Who are these sex beasts?

going to makomart, need anything?

>>530457472
get me ibuprofen for my arthritis thank you

Fellas, is it gay to only enjoy Splat Zones in ranked?

>>530443398
>saving ocks

>>530458839
Understandable, other modes have even worse bullshit so they can be unfun. Personally don't get why would anyone ever play rainmaker, mode's never been good.

finally bought the game and i am actually atrocious at it
getting owned by children is something else

>>530461337
git gud scrub

>>530461337
>day 1 player is worse than people who have been playing for 3 years
I don't know why getting bodied by kids is somehow unusual. That used to be the norm decades ago and it still is.

>>530461662
shouldve mentioned i played splat1 a shit ton but my strategy of just ignoring everyone and cover the map doesnt work anymore

>>530461337
>children
most of the people playing are tryhard NEETS

>>530458909
Well, I like veemos. I just don't like veemo players is all.

>>530461810
Splat 3 maps are too small for that

>>530461810
As someone who has kinda like an on/off relationship with splatoon from 1st to 3rd game, I've just recently returned as well to splatoon 3 after like 1 1/2 years an I can say that the people that still play are mostly well seasoned as casuals stopped playing by now
this in combination with being rusty and not used to new shit even makes turf war feel like a sweatfest sometimes
It might be discouraging, but keep on playing you might get the hang of it faster than you thought

>full bars
>ethernet
>suddenly getting COMMUNICATION ERROR, COMMUNICATION ERROR, COMMUNICATION ERROR
Wish I wasn't a techlet.

>>530464641
Have you tried buying a Nintendo Switch 2™?

>>530466145
Netcode on Switch 2 sucks too

>>530466145
It's what I'm playing on. Ironically, this never happened while I was playing Splat on the original Switch.

I will draw an idol or your ceph, but someone else decides the scenario they're in.

>>530467742
Draw Bigman doing _______

>>530467742
Frye drowning to death.

>>530467742
/ink/er ceph at the jukebox.

>>530467931
being flown as a kite, with a key

>>530467742
Callie...

The /ink/ black book doesn't exist stop asking questions

Panic open going up.

>>530467768
Bikinis cephs... erotic...

>>530467965
...in kisses from Shiver

i am [woomy!]
and you will quote everything i [woomy!]

>>530468363
Sure :)

>>530469125
Opening

>>530467742
streaming again if anyone cares

>>530374325
These are made in the lab Veem/Tako & Weyys have normal familes

>>530461337
everyone is running sweaty builds this late in the game. The best way to have fun is to just to pick a good shooter (easiest weapon to master) and get plenty of kills even if you don't win every series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRcWZFT2oDs
here's your splat4 splattershot design

>>530469580
Full?

>>530467742
My woom (tomboy).

>>530470564
Opening

>>530470702
uggo

>>530470912
Nuh uh

GG s

GG we fucking take those

>>530443398
Welcome to the club
>Did this a few years ago
>My folders just keep growing

>>530471676
these woomies should kiss

>>530473884
Boobs too big.

>>530469679
You say that but then you don't post where

>>530474091
Padding

>>530474219
twitch, sketchtan

>>530475152
Do you have anyone blocked? Feel like I saw your name constantly in the pool early on and now never see it.

>>530467931
>>530468059
Going to try and crank out a couple more, if anyone else wants to chime in a request

>>530477847
been taking a break from sploon, 100%ing totk, then gonna play bananza when it comes out, then after that if PLZA doesn't get released in between then, I'll be back.

>>530478708
ffff fucking forgot to color in the handle. Will fix when posting elsewhere

>>530478708
Draw nono x panic

>>530478708
Draw /ink/er yuri

>>530478708
Nice, Big man gets a charge

>>530478708
draw two cards

>Beat Side Order
>Finish all the palettes
>Still says "Imagine Inkopolis" when you want to switch hubs
I think I'm misunderstanding the lore here. Or maybe I'm just being autistic about this.

when will painbrush get nerfed hard

>>530479737
never, it's dogshit

>>530478708
will she drown in kisses

>>530479543
>being autistic about this
Yes you are, they were just being lazy and copied with zero changes the exit back to plaza code from OE

>>530479798
it's imbalanced

>more shitver fryjeet yuri
The fatigue is off the charts

>>530480886
homophobe

>>530467742
Great Tusks, my ceph, doing uuuuuhh whatever someone else would like him to do.

>>530480980
Nigger
>>530481090
Nigger

For me it's the green hoodie.

>>530479993
Oh, I meant more that since Inkopolis is back to the real world once you beat Side Order, it shouldn't be saying "Imagine Inkopolis" when you want to return there(?) Some bikini squid for the trouble.

>>530480886
>imagine still hating lgbt in 2025

>>530481090
Sitting on Mr. Coco's claw
You're welcome.

>>530480886
>racism outside of /b/

>>530480886
deep cut won btw

>>530481551
>deep cut wo- ACK

>>530467742
>>530471676
>>530472872

>>530472872
why does panic say this after every pb picture?

>>530482316
Yeah

>>530482713
Transgender induced porn addiction I'm afraid

>>530482713
>2 people
>pb

>>530483007
obsessed

>>530483909
>proves his point

good yeb baad woomies

anyone wanna play some open?

>almost end of SR rotation
>good freelancers
>boris down with >30 seconds to spare
Bizarro world.
Wish I knew the secret of how some teams shred kings relentlessly with infinite supply of eggs everywhere, while others, even comparably good during regular waves, fail to control situation at all and run out of time barely making a scratch.

>>530484983
>Inkblot RM
Not even with a rented ceph.

>>530485126
>2 rangelet weapons fail to hit flying king
I wonder why

>>530485478
>shipshape too
truly awful

>>530485478
ok but what about a free one that's been discarded on the side of the road?

>Boohoo i hate this map and gamemode i wont play it even if the other map is good
why are you all so bitch made?

>>530486053
they actually don't play the game at all

>>530485478
>>530485657
Those are good maps....

>>530486465
not on rainmaker

>>530486245
Can't blame them.

>>530467965
>>530468764
>>530479806

>>530487597
nice

>>530487597
very cute

>>530487597
Shiver on the right has a differently shaped head

>>530487597
hell on earth

>>530487597
cute, thanks

Marie was a wooman who may have become a mother to me.

Drunk Marie sipping wine and being MILF coded

>>530487187
Good woomy

Is she about to soapbox

>>530492474
>anon doesnt see the signs of his ass getting drop kicked

>>530492474
>>530492474
this veemo looks like the annoying protag in a disney cartoon.

>>530482760
sex with this veemo

>>530492474
You didn't happen to record this veemo clipping onto the table did you?

Who let Shiver drive?

>>530495802
Frye left her keys on the table and fell asleep after eating to much. Big Man was in his room chilling in his inflatable pool. Shiver took the chance to drive Frye's car.

splatoon raiders will have ray tracing

>>530493060
Veemo on the top rope! Oooooh thats going to hurt.

>>530496093
how many dead?

>>530496498
No it won't its going to have woomy tracing
High poly count, HD Woomy in native 4K Woom
The future of woomy!

>>530496920
Half a colony of jellies & the cities respawn pads were running at capacity respawning all the cephs she splatted.

>>530482760
>>530481245
>>530473884
I'm gonna splacoom

>>530495682
Nope, but she was already on the table when I loaded into the plaza

>>530495682
>>530498843
nvm didn't take me long to replicate it. Thought it seems doable just from brute forcing

>>530495682
>>530498843
nvm didn't take me long to replicate it. Thought it seems doable just from brute forcing

>>530501831
I saw that
>billion dollar company

>>530501831
>rank S
LOL

Bring her back please Nintendo :(

>>530501962
intentional feature just like the oob clip they still haven't patched there

>>530501556
>>530501831
Of course it was a Bill Cipher fan that did it

>>530502530
>yfw she's the one who comes to pick you up at the end of Raiders.
Its only natural boss Marie sends her best underling to get her other underlings. Plus A4 might return home with nice new tropical smells for the boss.

Do you think Splatoon 4 will have Kpop influences? Kpop is so popular in Japan right now.

*enters thread*

>>530503092
word

>>530504917
>Tidal Rush starts playing

Today's lesson was spawncamping.

>>530505358
lol

>>530506527
>turf war
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>530504734
At this point, I'm wondering whether or not A4 is even still alive

>>530507018
Last thing we know A4 was doing outside of agent work was helping Marina with her memverse

why couldn't you stay fresh...?

>>530513381
kys (kill yebby shitters)

Who are some splat artists you like?

Salmon on the hour?

yoo

Another painful drawing session where I hate what I tried drawing

TOCIU motherfuckers when your team mate goes 2/15

FLARcucks can't even spell an acroynm correctly

>>530541671
u mad

>>530541671
>FLAR isn't real
>takes 191 seconds to find a match in open

Y and U are interchangeable
Still fails to explain negative kda team mates...

FLAR and TOCIY are both real. The former applies to short term results and the latter to long term progress.

why do you always forget fwar

FLAR/FWAR/TOCIY are all equally unhealthy mindsets to have.
You shouldn't blame everything on your teammates, nor yourself.

>>530543393
I'm blaming the game's shit matchmaking. If you think this shit doesn't effect the casual players too lmao

you should go back there

>>530543393
that's why when i don't get a single match that's not a stomp either way, i blame 910 and ngmi

>>530516265
>Why do I hear Eurobeat approaching in the background?
No wait I need to fix this
>Why do I hear Octobeat approaching in the background?

>>530513381
Not tipsy enough…

tociflar

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde but sploon

>>530547729
i thought it was carrying something on the roof from the thumbnail
reminded me of this pic

I AM GOING TO DRINK OCEAN WATER

>>530553103
Sounds about right for a yebby

Why's /ink/ so dead

>>530560483
Dead game, dead general. Dead woomies...

[woomy!] is dead!

>>530558768
where's her purple utsutoes

>>530560939
Well......
Frye dipped them in some chocolate for Shiver to lick them clean back to purple.

>>530560805
It was MEH

When can we expect to hear more about the new game?

>>530562085
>Buys woomy another ice cream cone

>>530562357
idk we don’t work for nintendo why do you people keep asking this like we’re insiders

>>530562357
How many months passed between SO announced and hearing anything about it? That many

>>530562965
no, 7

>>530562357
next Direct. But it'll be breadcrumbs

>>530561515
o-oh

>>530561515
actually shiver was the one dipped in chocolate

>>530567350
kek

>>530567350
Idols play the strangest of games on TV they drop into a pool of chocolate as Shiver already took a dip.

>>530567350
this isn't funny you racist troon

>>530568434
how so? I found it quite amusing

>>530568434
:3c

>>530568434
>troon
you forgot to remove this, falseflag-kun

>>530569139
how can it be a falseflag if it's true

Got called racist at Mako Mart today

Racist MIGAwoomy being cuddled by her veemo girlfriend

>>530572716
Well that’s what you get for hating on the grocery items they sell.

>>530572716
Tell us what happened woom.

>>530572716
What happened?

>>530572716
What is a mako?

>>530573212
>>530573223
I was being racist

>>530573381
Well if the friendship bracelet fits.

>>530573381
At Mako Mart?

>>530573595
Say that again

>>530573710
Yeah

>>530573062
We know migawoomy is a salmon fucker

>>530573823
Which /ink/er would fit this?

1king fish?

>>530576718
Sure

>>530577260
Makin woom.

>>530562464
This is exactly what an insider would say
Except probably in japanese.

GGs

ggs 1king 1gold

>>530581136
>>530583110
Woomies why are they so good?

>>530587769
They were made that way.

>>530587769
They come in a variety of flavors and are very squishy.

woomy shaped fwuit gummies

Eating woomy.

I wonder how bad it would be if the alterna hubs were fitted for pvp.

I kinda like the idea of a largeish map with areas connected by rails.

>>530592061
I wonder what it would taste like

>>530592323
same as all squid, like meaty nothing

Space veemo

I'm glad we're all in agreement Ska-blam is the best song in the game

>>530594920
bang bang bing
>not in multiplayer
you said in game

probably a woomy locker though im not sure since there is no woomy around

>>530594920
*Seasource

>>530595226
Veemo!

>>530594920
Real niggas go for Meadowlark

>>530597735
based and sillypilled

>>530599636
What is she trying to convey here?

>>530599892
Capn' its sexo time right here under this table lets go!!

>>530599636
There's always something uncanny about these splat sfms.

>>530599636
Sex with this creature.

We didn't get a lot of Deep Cut live concerts.

>>530601416
Big Man CGI is too expensive for this small indie company please understand

>>530601416
we haven't had a lot of live concerts in general, we used to get animal crossing ones too before

>>530601416
Between the coof and that one guy who got FLAR'd into becoming Unabomber, they just got shit luck for setting up live events.

Panic open at the hour.

>>530573381
Fresh!

>>530604027
you a fan of Undertale/Deltarune?

Panic is just a femcel nono at this point

>>530604187
I liked UT but I never got around to finishing DR. I mainly use a heart avatar because I like how it looks.

>>530604703
neat

no racing at mako mart

i am the [woomy!] that is approaching

>>530608047
Lemon bon bon

>>530604027
Room?

>>530567350
Big Man the betrayer

>>530608947
I was away, room up.

GG, this shitty game is beyond dead

>not enough players
GGs s

I have zero reason or motivation to grind conches in any of the remaining splatfests

>>530612684
titles?

>>530612684
There's no reason to grind anyway.

cat just passed. pls post happy cephs

>>530613632
sorry for your loss anon

>>530613632
I'm sorry for you loss.

>>530613632
RIP anon's kot

>>530613595
I mean I get about 20-30 conches from regular play during preview and the fest itself (just getting to King usually). So at this rate it would take me at least 7 quarterly splatfests for the next title - almost 2 years. With extra grind I could maybe halve it, which is still bullshit.
>>530613225
I have three of them and don't even remember from which seasons now.

>>530613632
our condolences

>>530613632
Very sorry for your loss anon

>>530613632
F

thank you