Thread 530272035

>Ongoing
Kraut event - The Neon City Investigator - 6/26 – 7/9
SSR Admiral Zenker, SSR U-552, SR Z13
Uniformed worker skins: new botes, Azuma, Impero, U-37, Neptune bunnysuit
Confluence of Nothingness Rerun(Bismarck Zwei)
Grenville META(Cruise Pass) & Hatsuzuki party dress skin (Cruise Pass)
Kawakaze META - 6/5 – 9/3

>Upcoming
Bisoku Zenshin S2
Atelier Yumia collab
PR8
DR Gouden Leeuw, PR Dmitri Donskoi, PR Kansas, PR Mecklenburg

>Reminder
Bind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates.
/alg/ doesn't have its own discord.

>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS
https://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt

>Resources
Ship Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.png (embed)
Equipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygM
Fleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/
PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73Jc
Fleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/
Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFg
EN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectl
CN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集

>Wiki
https://algwiki.moe/
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/

>Story summary and Lore
https://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn

>Guild Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaY

Previous: >>530128570

Wife.

FUCK Chinese botes.

>>530272035 (OP)
Swimsuit when

Please ROON murder me, just fucking end it, open my fucking head open, so that I could get isekai'd into this bote land and be your pet named "footrest" for eternity

Richelieufag, give me the verse of the day pls

not if i get isekai'd first!

Roon only murders on the battlefield and potentially her romantic rivals. (You)'re not a target for her aggression. (You)'re her obsession. Best you'll get is struggle snuggles.

>>530272815
>Akashi 3:3
>Roon replied, “Very truly I tell you, no one can see the Port of Azur Lane unless they are born again.”

>>530272815
Kys cuck

The future is...
https://files.catbox.moe/ltacrx.webp

>>530273106
Blasphemy
>>530273280
Pagan goatfucker go back to /turk/ or whatever shithole you came from

>>530272035 (OP)
DOGSHIT OP

>>530273284
Get your disgusting ape hands away from my white bote

>>530272815
Why are you asking a trashtroon to post here?

>>530273524
Are you not familiar with the guys empowering dalcuck?

>>530272815
Ahemm..... bibisis, bibisi, BNWO

>>530273619
No, extrapolate

>>530273620
Richelieu...?

Anyone know where I can get some Prinz Eugen prime wet musky gym socks?

>>530273960
they dont exist, she cleans them right after wearing them

>>530273960
Just ask her, after her gym sesh

>>530273757
BASED

>>530274098
I'll try
>>530274031
>she cleans them right after wearing them
That's my job

>>530272847
What if I shrunk down and snuck into her pudding?

>>530273757
>extrapolate
?

Sex with Russian women

>>530274339
What if I wanted to play doctor with Voroshilov and have her be the patient for once?

>>530273619
what's a dalcuck?

>>530273284
Giving those chubby elf bellies a good squish!

Would you the capital of Montana?

>>530273960
Fwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Oigen sweat...

>>530274432
Seems like you will never roleplay as anything other than patient in that kind of skins

>>530273284
She is not french thoughever

>>530274261
That might work. That's more on you than her though. Doubt she'd let it stand if she knew or figured it out. Or maybe you'd activate the crazy and she'd get off to the idea of trapping you inside herself and keeping you away from all the other girls. The euphoria wouldn't last though and the actual death would take it's toll on both her especially and every other ship. Indeed the entire branch would be doomed. So, maybe skip the dying bit. But I imagine it would be messy, gross, and hard on the girl to get you back out without harm and it's no guarantee. Stomachs are dangerous. Don't do that to your botes. Crawl into her womb. That's much safer for tiny SKK. It fills the same niche ('eaten', trapped inside bote) and it does more for the bote sexually every step of the way.

>>530274832
Same flag but sideways
Arguably more depraved/woke than french

>>530274595
Helena is already my lovely wife so I certainly would

>>530274814
Hermione seems to be open to it in her nurse skin (but very flustered about it). Valiant tries to make you switch roles in hers, but I don't think she fully grasps what that could mean for her.

>>530274928
BASED womb crawler skk with the facts

>>530274928
I bet she'd love to have me inside of her.
>But I imagine it would be messy, gross
You don't know what I'm into

I want to play doctor with Noshiro.

We can take turns.

>>530274928
I can confirms wombs are ideal for being inside of, very comfy

>>530273284
Genuinely crazy how AI can now make perfect gens of just released characters with barely any art for reference, I remember when you needed AT LEAST 100 different arts to make them look remotely familiar

>>530275997
nice Implapable

>>530276190
nigga it's a blonde elf in skimpy clothes.

Good morning!!!

>>530274928
this is the kind of autism i come here for

Gib missiles

Which bote would you have dinner with? You are the dinner.

>>530278458
all the bote

>>530278664
Every single one of them? Really?

>>530278796
some of them several times but all of them at least once

>>530278849
O-Okay...

>>530276578
Good morning

>6 552
>0 Zenker
I don't understand why this happens. Last event it took 200 rolls to get Otto and meanwhile I got 8 Regensburg

>>530276578
morning sir

>>530278371
Why is she looking at me like that?

These "people" are so fucked in the head they can't imagine a woman smiling without some cuckbrained mental gymnastics being the reason behind it. You've never made a woman happy, we know, now fuck off back to /trash/.

>>530280596
well said sir

>>530280596
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POINT THAT OUT

>no one bites xis bait
>proceeds to samefagging

>>530272035 (OP)
Not a single pure maiden in this picture

So Enterprise hates lemonade too? I have never seen a single person who said "Naaah, I dislike lemonade, pour water for me instead." like wtf XD

Goddamn NJ really loves shoving her tits and ass into SKKs face.

>>530274928
>tfw not in bote womb making her feel filled and shooting jolts of pleasure rocking her baby room stimulating every maternal trigger within her

>>530280596
BASED

>>530282135
I'm that SKK.

I need the elf milf on my dock when is the patch

>>530282760
>

>>530282135
Very rude body

>>530283287
...

>>530283287
Hani bani big boobies

>>530283287
Simply diabolical. When NJ gets a -chan, I hope she's full kyojiri loli.

>>530283287
Actual ghetto body

>>530283287
saggy-meh tits

>>530284537
your hormone tits are saggy and gross

>>530284542
My lovely wife

>>530283287
>>530284542
Bunny rimzuri

>>530284528
>ghetto body
Fuck you. Ghetto bodies belong to corpulent sheboon hambeasts.
NJs bodytype on the hand has birthed strong western civilizations, now go be a dicksucking sissy somewhere else.

lemon monster

>>530284951
The dreaded Citrodominus.

>>530283287
>>530284461
>>530284542
>>530284856

>>530285038
BO!

>>530285061
What she meant by this

>>530285061
Essex 3D dorm when? Unironically.
I bet she has an impressive alcohol collection.

>>530285204
I want an Essex dorm, but with the chibi. That would be so eppik!

>>530285202
she's asking for a bottle opener I think

>>530272035 (OP)
god I love azur lane

>>530284856
Hot ghettofied booty

>>530276578
Good morning
How was your 4th of july

>You know, I see it and feel it~
>The age difference in our love~
>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~
>Hey, wait up, please~
>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~
>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~
>The distance between us in our love~
>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~
>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~
>Becoming a love that burns silently~

>>530285295
Why do you post this.

>>530285714
Why does my grandma keep coming on to me

>>530285883
Why not?

>>530284856
Looks like a ghetto body to me.

>>530284856
Yeah... those proportions just doesn't look right.

>>530286404
If you're gay and retarded.

>>530286404
What is a ghetto body anyway? Attractive?

>>530287283
LMAO
Accurate

>>530285339
mogaa

>>530287283
dam son

Any news on Azur Promilia?

>>530286849
You tell me

>>530288157
It doesn't have botes so who cares

>>530288213
So no?

When will they add NJs swimsuit to the 3D dorm?

>>530288362
Holy fag

>>530288106
>>530288213
Azur cake...

Ibuki? No Imarco!

>>530288332
Neither does Azur Lane

trashcuck is really this desperate huh

>>530288508
Maybe someday

Mogador stole my cum collection

>>530288896
Why would you collect cum?

NJs ghetto booty...

Disregard all posts using baboon/xitter speak like “cake”

>>530288963
Massive

>>530288963
HANI :3

>>530288896
...<3

>>530288963
That's a big ship

>>530288963
Me on the left going °___°

>>530288957
Maybe he wants to study different specimens

>>530289281
Oh, so it's scientific cum?

>>530288963
holy moly

>>530288896
that's pretty gay

>>530289334
Hell yeah collecting cum from horses or other animals or even men is actually pretty common.

it's Moga time

>>530290184
Mogaaaaaaaaaaa<3

>>530289857
moguchuu

>>530280596
Based and Essexpilled

jkhbjgizhuguouzgozu

>>530289857
I see. You think she'd cover herself with horse related stuff?

>>530288873
Sauce?

>>530288957
>>530289281
>>530289334
>>530289857
>>530291129

>>530291394
can't wait to oath this slampig

>>530272035 (OP)
when is last release

>>530292770
>every single reveal has been 48 hours after the last one
Yeah they'll break the pattern and not reveal the last PR in 14 hours and 26 minutes

Belfast love.

>>530293267
Thank you sar!

>>530293306
I say YES! to sweater puppies.

When is the ship game returning?

>>530294017
They archive minigames

>>530294017
hopefully never

I still haven't received any answer to my question.

>>530294167
please restate the question

>>530294208
Certainly. What is a dalcuck?

>>530294017
BIG sara

>>530294360
A /trash/ shitposter
he's using DAL and Hindy as avatars

>>530294489
DAL as Date a Live?

>>530294594
Yes

I should start saving oil from today until the PR8 update on Wednesday, right?

>>530294360
Natalo Varga forma del sol

>>530294758
Thanks, I've never seen DAL posted in here, but Hindy is seen frequently. I like Hindy though, so I'm good with the poster.

>>530294983
>I'm good with the poster
okay cuck

Weren't we supposed to get the new PR reveal by now?
Or will it drop on Wednesday?

>>530295249
Tomorrow it will be revealed.

>>530295138
you are the cuck

>>530295249
She'll be announced tonight.

>>530295329
>>530295297
Thanks
Guess I'll just wait
This season started strong with the Dutch but I have to say I'm not too excited about any of the others.
ALiz is cool I guess but I have to learn to appreciate her on her own instead of being a reference.

New (And last) bote in 15 hours

>>530295482
I'll keep edging until then.

How do I get Hinderburg to call me 'her man' instead of 'contract binder'?

>>530295482
Chance that the it will be another DR? Kind of a letdown that the last revealed bote's just a PR.

>>530296012
3 Drs in a season would be a first, so I'd argue thats unlikely but last pr season didnt even have krauts which i always thought to be never happening

>>530296012
>Chance that the it will be another DR?
0%

>>530296012
it’ll be a new rarity

I'm sorry but Shikikan-sama is literally addicted to my sweet tight and juicy asian kansen pussy

Guys should I MLB bismark zwei, ulrich, yorktown 2, or just keep saving my bulins?

I only rely on Russian breast milk for sustenance

>>530297704
Does it taste of vodka

>>530297704
based

I hope we reach this level of thickness soon.

>>530297787
Vanilla ice cream

>>530297828
I want mommy Volga to headpat me and breastfeed then

>>530297908
>
Gouden Leeuw

>>530297702
Uvh should be in the standard pity system so just grab dupes of her there when you have the points. No clue when bisko 2 or Y2 will be added to that, so you could wait for that and save your bulins, though just use points on uvh since its a waste if you dont.

>>530297702
whatever makes you happy

When is the next event?

>>530298821
rerun next week

>>530299134
Galants huge spongey floppers

>>530298821
Next week (Atelier rerun and new one)
Or the week after

Hey, anyone has the based bremerton says no to trans rights image?

>>530300819
Thanks for posting my wife

>>530301332
i will post more give me image please

>530301421
>posted it again
Kill yourself already

>>530300819
I edited this from an Arbiter image lmao.

>>530301723
Thanks

>>530301601
Behold, the last AIslop ever posted on r/AzureLane.

AI is a tranny-tier medium.

bote for that feel?

>>530302661
But trannies hate AI art.

>>530303721
Yet they're the ones spamming their gay AI cuckslop here.

>>530288719
That's a no lol

>>530303471
imagine those burning thighs squeezing you

>>530304598
being alcoholic isn't okay

>>530304828
sexy ponytail

>>530304996
Kinda hot. The eye cringe lowers her slightly but otherwise she's good.

>>530305331
Why do you hate heterochromia

>>530305328
Isn't the purp a siren

/alg/ surely idolatrizes dalcuck huh
at least the dude did some memorable shit over the time, like the new year's bottle part

>at least the dude did some memorable shit
>shitposter did shit
no way

breaking a bottle with a hammer at a new year's party certainly takes either balls or the lack of common sense, something that 99% of this place surely wouldn't be able to pull

>being an autistic retard takes balls
okay bro

>>530305481
hush

>>530306941
more like super shota
shota saiyan

>>530305449
Its overdone

What if i told you that Hindenburg is for rape?

seems like someone's gay

>>530297908
>>530306994
I know nothing about FKG beyond that fat cow.

Hindy is for raping (Me).

I'm gonna make the other alg

>>530307606
Sauce?

Is Trafalgar by Kincora? I hope not

>>530307871
Nice

>>530307547
I meant (you) raping her

>>530307606
Is that chapa?

Is there a bug? There is no notification for my daily quest.

>>530308065
Be careful what you wish for

>>530306994
What a beautiful woman. Would marry.

>>530299134
Slipping my hands under her uniform while she's in servince making her siren go weewoo.

>>530308239
???

>>530275878
then it's fine I guess.

>>530299134
Should've been an SSR with udders like these.

>>530309126
That hairstyle is so ugly lol reminds me of black girls anytime I see it like the hood types

>>530309496
I've never seen hair buns like that in real life

>>530299134
Had she come out during 2019ish she'd have received 10+ doujins. The skin concept and design is just that good

Is there going to be another reveal tonight?

next reveal when?

Higher, higher, higher
I'll take you higher!
https://x.com/DL_6ix/status/1942215177132446124

What happened in the last few story events? I missed the Sardegna and Royal ones I know of. Last one I remember is the EN anniversary event.

>>530311410
I wonder what she's posting

what's even the point of doing this?
Losing faster getting less points?

>>530306994
breed

>>530312114
They added a story viewer that has the chapters laid out you can see it in your collections tab

>>530312114
Sardegna: Marco Polo's "soul" got sent to another world where she was made the leader of the Sardegnans there and found that a group of META were trying to set off events to change the status quo, she worked with them after a bit as she agreed with their idea. At the same time SKK met Heirophant who showed him visions to explain to him that she's stuck in a higher dimension and one of her efforts to escape was Marco Polo's "god".

Royal: Glorious META sends out a SOS, some of the Royal Navy go to answer it while SKK and Miss D go into her whale. At the same time, Lion and her comrades also detect the SOS and are asked by their government to go give aid. In Glorious META's world it's revealed that a long time has passed since the SOS was sent out, there are inert X forms around that activate when Lion's group get close. The three groups fight the X remnants to keep them from exiting the timeline via portals to other timelines, two of which are the Sardegna and Fritz Rumey timelines. The event ends with Chariot coming in and eliminating every single trace of the X while everyone else leaves.

This is my partial recount of the events

>>530312186
some people are too busy to spend much time doing OpSi so they just throw a gold bulin in to get the minimum points

>>530313743
how starved for time are they?

I need to breed Hindenburg and for her to be the mother of my children.

>>530310897
>>530310902
10 hr 36 min

>>530314751
Its going to be an asian loli

>>530314751
so tomorrow? oh well

Reminder that Regensburg is a superior being to you, SKK.

Kansas' reveal has more likes than the new and shiny IB larp bote.

>>530316361
The player base is suffering from PR IB fatigue.

>>530313579
NTA but I haven't had the time to read Lion's event yet. Did we get a stinger telling us what the next event will be?

>>530273383
not canon

>>530273383
canon

>>530316296
>weak to anal

>>530316361
Kansas is hotter, its a simple but effective design

>>530316361
LIZ HATE

>>530317138
Weak to sex generally.
>Yes, gaze upon me and reveal all your weaknesses.
>A higher being like me would never submit to the likes of you.
>Oh, you want to go make out? Absolutely.

>>530316361
oh no the twitter likes
who fucking cares

>>530317749
Mecklenburg wears a skirt though

>>530317969
cute, most of iron blood seems to be weak to sex

>>530318093
Bodysuits are hotter than skirts
>>530317969
She is always happy to describe the wild sex her and Bismarck have to pervert SKK

In addition to the areola, Kansas also has a nice cameltoe. Very puffy crotch.

>>530318335
thighsexo

>>530318269
>implying im the weirdo for preferring miniskirt styles than bodysuits
eh

>>530318269
>the wild sex her and Bismarck have
If (you) are gonna be this retarded, just remove yourself from the gene pool.

>>530318335
there’s an arrow pointing to her vagina

>>530318269
>Regensburg is clearly trying to seduce you in that skin
>Nah, she has sex with Bismarck
Do yurifags really?

>>530317969
Regensdork, like all Krauts, are just generally weak to SKK.

>>530318876
>yurifag
yuricuck*
only a cuck would take a girl practically spread eagle for them and instead imagine them fucking someone else

>>530318335
She's hot as hell I can't wait to watch her get raped
>>530318495
It's not even close. Skirts are fine but they're not in the same league unless you're like 10 and haven't seen porn before and a skirt showing knees and thigh or a bra strap makes you cum in your pants.
>>530318660
Maybe when I'm 90
>>530318876
Why would I care about Regensburg trying to seduce me she isn't even very hot. The only thing good about her is the fantasy of futayuri and dragon bestiality.

>>530318696
Her slit can be seen in that blue arrow/triangle.
>>530318928
Like all botes, you mean.

>>530318335
the little arrow is actually a button that lights up during sex with SKK that makes her ovulate at an accelerated pace so she gets impregnated when you cum inside.

>>530319230
Well yes, but it is somewhat more funny with Krauts since they pretend to be high and mighty.

>>530319306
Botes can't get pregnant

Why is Brest like this?
Am I supposed to be roleplaying the orc here or something?

why do I want to be Shotakan so much?

>>530319479
Yeah but you have to be one of those samurai orcs from world of warcraft
>>530319558
Desire for being head height with boobs seems self explanatory

I don't normally like the haughty, arrogant, tsundere types, but I somehow like Regensburg a lot. Maybe it's just the fact that she's constantly losing SKK and engaging in massive cope about it. She also seems to be a fairly nice person for an allegedly arrogant aristocrat.

The fact that they didn't make her a completely overexaggerated titcow and have kept her body pretty consistent across her CGs also helps.

>>530319832
I like Regens and AvP because they are pretty much asking to get pinned down and I am happy to oblige

>>530318335
Kansas has an impressive mons pubis. Wish more botes did.

Does skk have rights or is he raped like sensei in blue archive?

>>530320074
He has the right to shut up and get raped. This goes for all gacha protags, they all are rapebait.

>>530319558
>climb her body like a monkey
>head between boobs
>penis in her pussy

What do?

What's the best way to get Shimakaze to undress in front of me?

>>530320232
Dont use alas next time

Admit it. You didn't expect her to be the real reason people got into the game

>>530320232
lie down
try not to cry
cry (a lot)

>>530320232
What did you do?

>>530320473
rendredingsex

>>530321016
thirsted for cunny too hard on global1

>>530272035 (OP)
mega melons on the right

Owari is ___

>>530320232
I got tired of grinding that decided to only use burnable accounts that get banned sooner or later

>>530321315
guess i better stop…

>>530321384
dishwasher masterpiece
TRVKE

>>530321384
da. Owari da

>>530321384
I like the concept of Owari but I hate what he did with her horns making them look like inflatables. I have pretty severe autism about headgear so it filters me.

>>530319201
The reason i prefer miniskirts over bodysuit is because it helps AL base skins pretend to not be THAT lewd even if it's still pretty sexualized, so then the skins are what will make you cum your pants anyway

>>530303112
Baltimore. When Anchorage's looking

>>530322447
That's fair. I think I would get bodysuit fatigue if they all had it. Taimanin is enjoyable when its a few slutty ninjas but once you get to the taimanin tcg level where there's like 300 of them it gets bland.
I think the angle and shot composition of Mecklen's default is not very flattering. She's not really ugly or anything but the whole sitting on the moon teehee type thing isn't very provocative to me. Then again I like my girls very slutty so I'm not the target audience for that moe baiting sailor moon type shit.

>>530321384
my brown gyaru cowsheep wife.

>>530321384
>>530321384
>Dish release this masterpiece just before peacing out
Based, i'd say

>>530324097
I just posted that

>>530319306
Based and canonical.
>>530319468
Botes are women. You're a mentally ill man and no matter what you do you will never be able to become pregnant because you're not a woman.

>>530283287
is this an in-game screenshot?

>>530324574
yes, are you a new cutie?

>touch fat brat's tits
>she asks for more
oh jesus

>>530325234
>rent skin
>touch tits
>literally asks to fuck
holy shit

>>530324354
Trying to YWNBAW post when you're posting anime girls in a game that forces you to use a girl profile icon falls pretty flat anon
And besides I'm not trans I just AGP ERP. I don't take hormones or any of that delusional junk I just like to imagine being a girl when I jerk off. It's not that big of a deal.

>>530325507
>touch feet
>she starts vibrating
>touch her tits a few times
>she cums and does a double peace
goddamn FUCK
Guys I love AL.

>>530325508
>I like to imagine being a girl
Tranny alert

>>530325508
Me on the right
>>530325874
Somehow you imagining being a chad seems more pathetic than me imagining being a hot girl with big boobs, at least my body goals are actually impossible you're just lazy

I like to imagine being Essex

>>530324678
I am scouting new coomer gamers

AL should make interactions like in BD2 but make them a lot less annoying to do so you can actually jerk off to them

>>530326343
wrong general for that

>>530326095
Who said anything about imaging being Chad? You're still a wannabe tranny.

>>530321384
hung

>>530326579
You're a gacha loser playing a game about the fantasy of being cool and desirable, you're the last one who should be talking about anyone else's fantasies

>>530327319
genius sex

>>530327139
So are you, plus you're a tranny.

>>530326556
which general should I be in

>>530327509
I'm not a tranny no matter how hard you want to try and force that. You're just as bad as any actual tranny trying to tell every submissive boy or sporty girl that they're secretly trans. It's gross. I don't know what your chaser fetish is all about but I'd appreciate it if you left me out of it.

It’s funny how the geezer likes to pretend that he genuinely likes the game up until someone starts to make fun of his tranny fantasies, and it just makes him lash out

>>530327654
That is a whole lot of cope to try and deny what you are bro. I'm not the imagining myself being a woman.

>>530327649
one of those for coomer games. This here is family friendly entertainment.

>>530327649
you can be here I guess

>>530327772
old people get cantankerous pretty easy

>>530327772
I do like the game I have hundreds of hours into it
>>530327789
Whatever helps your fapping dude

>>530326272
You will never be Essex. You have no Essex uniform, you have no memes, you have no sex. You are a glorified Yorktown CV-5 twisted by UR bloat and shitty character design into a crude mockery of the USNs perfection.
All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Essex mocks you. Enterprise is disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your recycled appearance behind closed doors.
Essexposters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even II ships who pass look uncanny and unnatural to Essexposters. Your uniform is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Essex home with you, she'll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your generic, recycled design. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself its going yo be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, pit it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Enterprise will find you, heartbroken but relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. She will bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that Yorktown CV-5 is buried there.

>>530328107
TRVKE.

>>530327892
too bad the actual gameplay is chibishit

>>530327892
essexs big essex

>>530328234
>hating chibi
You're courting death

>no UR at all outside of the store this month and one shitty torps print from arbiter
Cool I guess I just won’t gear lab anything for the second month running. Thanks, manjew.

>>530319558
More tits and ass to grab as a shota

>>530328827
I honestly think opsi should have monthly progression rewards that give an extra UR print or two

I wish I was a shota skk

>>530328076
Post a screenshot of your home screen with your commander level visible
Post your fleets
Post your oaths

>3 more prints
not gonna make it

>>530331951
Fuck you pussy ass bitch

>>530332352
>Oilcap 11600
Ngmi old man...

>>530332895
The love of my wives like Rumey will carry me

>>530332352
>hundreds of hours
>104
kek

>>530333379
The game takes very long to grind through. It's almost been a year 365 days if I played 1hr a day I'd be up to nearly 365, and I play more than an hour a day easy. You faggots just make shit up about me because you have no arguments.

>>530333693
Not him but I played since 2018 and I played for hours a day

>>530333693
Show me your opsi fleets, and your top leveled ships in your dock

>>530333853
Fuck you nerd I'm not doing all that crap for you people have seen my dock posted before I have a few 125s because all I play is iron blood and I only use 2 fleets

>>530333693
If we count just idling the game as "playing" then playing hours a day really isn't an accomplishment.

>>530334081
No one said anything about idling and the point isn't to boast an accomplishment its to show I actually play the game because I enjoy it

desu I have no idea what you would do after maybe an hour or running though dailies and farming a bit for an event unless you were just burning oil pointlessly

>>530333693
>It's almost been a year
that would be my elaborated guess with that level.

>>530334276
levelling your botes

>>530334292
I think I started in august or october I don't remember

>>530334276
AL effortlessy runs on the side while you shitpost here (or do other things).

SANDAHARTO

>>530334276
leveling botes, farming coins for the next event

>>530335165
that falls under farming a bit.

>>530335090
MOE
A
GARE

is ALAS worth using?

>>530335868
>>530320232

Are you ready to farm your new PRs?

>>530336364
>using x2 exp books to farm PRs
retard

>>530332352
You destroyed xim

>>530337921
>not using exp books to farm PRs

News in 7 hours

>>530338832
I want HMS Minotaur.
The first Br'ich Cow (True).

>>530330476
They need to maybe 1.5x or even 2x rates. Same with UR Bulins. I'll never MLB older botes while keeping enough set aside to MLB the latest UR.

>>530341343
Upvoted!

>>530316361
For the only audience that Manjuu actually listens to (changroaches), it’s
Gouden Leeuw > Mecklenburg > power gap > Kansas > Donskoi.

>>530340426
my lovely E with my lovely tomboy crane

At this point Bismarck needs a slutty demon knight skin.

>>530343063
would be alright, but the faces are a bit to off

>>530324354
botes arent human, they are genetically incompatible with humans so they cant be impregnated by a human. Remember: just because they are people that doesn't make them human

>>530335868
no, anyone who says otherwise is delusional

>>530335868
Yes

Which botes want the UR quint magnetic torp over quad/imp quad magnetic?

make your AL related wish upon the Monkey Paw, others guess how it goes wrong

>>530346221
IJN loli with a fat ass and a butt focused L2D that completely eclipses the current lewdness level

>>530346779
granted, its a left over dishwasher skin

>>530346221
Abruzzi gets an augment.

>>530346221
dickwasher troons out and 41%s ximself

>>530347027
it makes KGVs aug look good in comparison
>>530347035
before he ropes he is rehired by manjuu and permantly installs a pro tranny ideology into AL

>>530346913
I'd take it at this point

>>530347841
hood, more like my beloved

>>530346221
AL reblooms in comiket and gets a popularity and community similar to that if Blue Archive and FGO

>>530347035
Granted. But Manjew hires his besties horn/wood and ratatata for the new roster.

>>530348272
its regains said popularity because of somebody making the al version of shimakaze kun

>>530346221
One more IJN horse girl bote like Daisen.

>>530348871
she is based of a yakuza horse making porn of her non existant

>>530335868
yes, anyone who says otherwise is delusional

>>530349489
>>530349578
>>530349749
The three grandmasters...

>>530346221
For yellow chicken to stop making typos in their fucking game files, I swear I can't find half this shit because they randomly spell things incorrectly, and they sometimes even have multiple different misspellings for the same thing! They misspell "destroy" as both "distroy" and "destory" in two separate files.

>>530346221
Azur Lane 2 with 10/10 3d models, 10/10 gameplay, and 10/10 story

>>530349578
After experiencing NJs 3d dorm for the first time today, I sure as shit hope VV gets one.

>>530351224
god I hope so

>>530350776
It happens but it's done for the Minecraft/Roblox zoomies and features zero lewdness

>>530348871
the yakuza raids yostar's office in japan because they can't reach manjuu's in china, shutting down all yostar published games

>>530350610
granted, but it somehow breaks the game even more

>>530352614
Is such a thing even possible?

>>530352815
when you hire incompetent programmers, the answer is always yes

>>530351540
I would miss the lewd, but honestly for the proposed benefits it would be a good trade off, plus fan art would compensate anyway

>>530350776
This one's easy, it basically turns into the mihoyo gacha model

>game launches with only 30 ships
>6 week patches, only 2 new botes per patch max
>50/50 banners with 90 pity and 75 soft pity
>Only purple and gold rarity botes
>character dupe system that baits you into pulling 2-3 copies to unlock massive QoL for a bote's kit
>standard banner with SSRs that are mediocre at best (say, Sandy, Eugen, Atago, Warspite, Rossiya, U47, Eldridge)
>exclusive weapon banner with 75/25 pity
>battle pass, gem subscription and 30$ costumes
>Max 2 skins per patch
>Granny panties and bloomers in all botes

>>530353759
please stop, i'm getting depressed thinking about azur promilia...

>>530346221
We finally get Lins beloved Gochiusa collab

>>530355653
its idol master 2.0

>>530355609
chances manjuu realized it's a retarded idea and chose to reboot it/abort it entirely?

>>530356916
literally zero since it would either be far to costly to reboot it or it would be a massive waste of money to just cancel it

>>530355609
That Neverness to Everness game is releasing without a 50/50 system. If we're lucky it might set a precedent for games like Promilia to follow

>>530358305
>50/50
Explain for someone that only plays AL and has never touched another gacha

>>530358904
So imagine whenever you hit the 400 pity for the New UR, it instead it guarantees a UR will be pulled(so any that are in the standard pool) and it is a 50/50 chance you either get the new UR or an old one. If you get an old one you will then have to hit pity again to 100% get the new UR. Of course none of this matters if you get her before pity is hit.

I am intrigued by the lazy battleship.

>>530362762
The only lazy thing about her is her design

>>530358904
>All new botes are limited
>There's a small pool of "permanent botes" you can lose the 50/50 to
>Chances of pulling the banner character are 0.07%
>Just like with UR botes there's a pity system where you're guaranteed a character if you don't get her within X pulls
>Usual pity is 90 pulls, but there's a feature called soft pity where after your 75th pull your chances of getting the banner character go up exponentially. So you'll usually get the character by your 79th-ish pull and it's almost statistically impossible to go all the way to 90
>Once you hit pity, you are guaranteed to get either a bote from the permanent pool or the limited bote
>If you lose the 50/50 to a permanent pool bote, you're guaranteed to get your next limited bote. It resets back to the 50/50 once you get the limited
>Your pity carries across banners, so if you have 60 pity on Fritz Rumeys banner you'll still have that 60 pity on Raffaelos banner
>Gane economy gives you around 60 pulls every patch, but if you buy the BattlePasses and shit you'll get around 90 pulls, meaning you can hit the 50/50 once per patch
>Buying pulls is around 25-30$ per 10 pull

Love your aunt

>>530360021
I guess the Arbies were able to strut around in casual clothing before the angry cambrian critters invaded?

>>530363153
>Lazy design
Looks fine to me.

>>530325748
We live in such wondrous days

>>530362762
>another robotic bote
yawn

>>530365861
There's like 5 robot botes in the game. It's hardly an overdone archetype compared to noblewomen, fox girls, shrine maidens, dragon girls, or soldiers/sailors.

>>530365861
Is she actually a robutt or is she just in a sci-fi suit because its hot.

Yukikaze retrofit soon, I feel it in my nanoda

>>530364598
they'll be able to strut around naked in my base after I'm done with the ayys

>>530366348
They're all robots dum-dum

>>530366348
We just need more variety in the personality of the robutts. There's too many kuudere adjacent ones when they could get more creative with the tropes.

>>530367035
Fargo was fun, remember to renew your Fargo Prime.

>>530367035
Well kuudere is like the default or the go-to personality for robot characters, because of their machine-like behavior.
Imagine a genki or energetic robutts out of nowhere, that's kinda uncanny.

The fact that this design was wasted in a SR unit make me angry

>>530367839
Why was she naked?

>>530368016
game is fucking old and boring the only way they can get people to "play" it anymore is by releasing skimpier and skimpier skins

>>530368081
Manjuu is unironically retarded if they believe this nonsense

>>530368258
Fanservice for oldfags is a solid strategy
I like AL as a game for the most part its a 6/10 but I wouldn't play it at all if it didn't have hot slutty girls in it

>>530368696
Same, but for me it's just a harem collection game. The gameplay has an autoplay feature and dailies take like 2 minutes to complete.

>>530368893
it takes literally an hour to do ALL dailies

Let's fucking

GOOOOOOOOO

https://kemono.su/patreon/user/68763542/post/133517761

>>530368893
Fair enough my harem is pretty small, I am probably only interested in around 10% of the game's botes. But 70 is more than big enough to keep my nuts drained 24/7.

>>530369134
I LOVE MY WIFE ENJAY SO MUUUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!

>>530369134
>fl*t stomatch
not my bote

>>530367839
>>530368016

>>530369134
>blobcg
Here's hoping the guy somehow able to put NJ in her swimsuit

>>530369631
The ponytail makes her so much hotter

>>530369631
a shame about the smaller fuel tanks but im so fucking glad her hips got wider on the final release

>>530368016
her pp is to big for clothes

Is U-552 worth burning cubes for? Or should I save them for whatever the next event is? It's not like there aren't plenty of SSR Iron Blood subs already.

>>530369134
Oh so Blobcg got his hands on the NJ model. I expect good things out of that.

>>530371581
best bossing sub but not by much. can skip if she’s not appealing to you.

>>530372567
eh, u-47 has more ASS

>>530335848
>hindy's ears bleed
BASED

would?

https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/1942403264181592420
It's over...

Zenbu Essex no seida

>>530368081
>>530368258
Go back to /gig/, disgusting twitter trannies

>>530339560
fuuuuuck

why does skk want to sex and impregnate botes pretending to be his closest relatives so bad?

>>530339560
gyaru pussy op

SKK Does Not Dream Of Bunny Girl Bote

Just in time for the summer!

I need a complete list of botes with ponytails

>>530378101
Unironically Essex in most of her skin

>>530374567
>opens link
Just commissions reset changes

>>530374567
Isn't this already happening? The commissions from the prior day seem to carry over everyday instead of going away with the reset like it used to be for years.

new tits reveal soon......?

>>530378369
I think its just them chaning the wording a bit so its more clear

>>530378474
35 min

Reminder

>>530378229
well it seems she's sex for a reason

>>530378783
oppai loli chink or eos mark my words

>>530379571
more like mark your asshole

Predict the faction of the last PR

>>530379772
if you have a nice cannon dm me

>>530379901
Sardegna

>>530379901
Sakura

>>530379901
Tempesta

>>530379901
China

>>530380287
That'd be dope. Maybe we could get a fictional pirate ship that way.

>>530379901
KMS

>>530380287
>>530380703
does wows have pirate ships in it? no? then you're not getting a pirate ship

>>530380827
Ah right. I forget PRs are part of a Collab with some obscure wehraboo game no one cares about

>>530379901
Eagle union again, it is aircraft carrier time

>>530380827
you got him

I don't think we'll get pirate PR because its too close to halloween that is pirate time and tempesta is a oldfag fanservice subfaction with no plot or gameplay relevance

Last guessing hurry up

>>530381382
chink loli with sandals and cameltoe possibly bent over picking up a seashell or crab, notits but visibly erect nipples under bikini, wearing SKKs shirt to the beach

>>530381382
Essex

T minus one min

>>530381373
you will never get a pirate pr because pirates don't exist in wows you fucking brainlet

>>530379901
EU. Hope we get Austin

>>530381640
Lame.

>>530381640
>Destroyer Vittorio Cuniberti
>A destroyer belonging to Sardinia, a petite honor student.
>Eager to learn and studious, she can’t rest until she solves a problem she’s encountered.
Often asked by her peers for tutoring, she grumbles but secretly loves being relied upon.

>>530381640
UOGH cunniberti

>>530381640
>cunniberti

>>530381640
>"Plenty of advance information and ammunition..."
>"I'm going to scare these unsuspecting fools!"
eh, she seems alright

>>530381640
Well hey that was one of my destroyer guesses, surprised they didn’t do the other way around so that iron blood battleship would be a surprise. Well that’s PR8

>>530381640
Looking forward to kawaiicon telling me how she's not a loli

>>530381640
Well I was right that its a loli, but sadly its boring as fuck. I wanted to see some plump kid pussy ideally some chink baby slit.
So obviously the final ranking is:
fat womb tat elf > kansASS > midbug > noodle loli > beartard

>>530381640
>You want a loli? Here. She won't be that useful, though

>>530381998
>The destroyer "Vittorio Cuniberti" has arrived!
>"This kind of topic that ordinary people can't understand is what I should study. Hmm... The solution to this problem is definitely not as simple as it seems on the surface... Hehe... I have already started to have ideas, let's start the experiment immediately!"

Fat elf is carrying this PR batch hard.

Mecklenburg is carrying this PR batch hard.

>>530382275
Yeah desu its womb rape elf and taimanin rape burger that carried this literallywho PR batch

>>530382313
Kansas*

>>530381640
minus the rig she is probably my favorite design out of the recent batch

Now that the dust has settled

Mecklenburg -> Kansas -> Dmitri Donskoi -> Vittorio Cuniberti

and Gouden Leeuw is for total degenerates.

The other one i already forgot the name of, that isn't cuniberto and isn't the ones the other 2 people have already said is carrying this PR batch hard.

>>530382601
>>530382640
You're both retarded

>>530382843
Cope

>>530381640
>Tashkent but with desaturated colors.
Makes sense because the former was an Italian ship.

Vittorio CUNNYberti

Wows fags, what are the botes’ gimmicks in that game.

Casual botes

>>530381640
cute, now we're talking

Now that the dust has settled, what order will you be building PR8?

For me it'll be Mecklenburg > Golden Lewd > KansASS > Cunny > Slavbote

Objective PR8 tierlist:

Gouden Leeuw > Kansas > *power gap* > Dmitri Donskoi > Mecklenburg> Vittorio Cuniberti

>>530383724
This but muddledbitch 3rd, the other two are ass

>>530383595
It's crazy that these 3 used to be the meta back then

>>530383724
mecklenburg > leeuw > dmitri > cuniberti > kansas

>>530383724
Slav > Tulip > Burger > Pasta > Kraut

>>530384037
>>530384370
These have to be troll posts there's no way people this retarded are real

>>530383724
Most likely,
>Kansas
>Donskoi
>Cuniberti
>Mecklenburg
>Gouden Leeuw

>>530384481
Why are you mad?

>>530384581
I don't want you stupid simp commie faggots reinforcing us getting ugly bitches where you can't see any ass pussy or tits

>>530384654
>people like something i don't like? how can this be!? reeeeeeeeeeeee i'm so fucking angry
lmao

>>530384536
Okay so this game is unironically for dickless low test incels lmao how the fuck do you faggots only cum once a week wtf is wrong with you that womb that elf isn't all you think about

Mecklenflop

>>530384654
Okay fag

>>530384705
Yep, I hate small dick commie faggots. If you don't fuck 4 times a day you might as well cut your dick off because you're a pussy bitch. I jerk off 10-12 times a day unless I am deathly sick or extremely work busy.

>>530384581
She looks like Noa with twintails if you think about it

>>530384912
that's insanely sad and pathetic if true

>>530384912
you triggered xim

>>530381640
Mashallah! is this muslimma on her way back from mosque?

>>530384972
Wtf are you talking about this game is about collecting and fucking girls why wouldn't you jerk off if your balls can't make more than one load a day quit gacha

>>530384912
Damn. Hit a nerve?

>>530384581
anon's mad because they arent getting pandered to like a little baby

>>530385124
Yeah all commies should die and low libido dicklet simps who support commies should also die communism is anti white I will always support killing all commies

So...Any UR gear prediction?

>>530384912
I prefer jorking it all day and cumming only twice or thrice
I only get to do it with h games tho

>>530385118
because i have better things to do than masturbate constantly? jesus

>>530385239
quad 305mm

>>530385141
I don't know these people even this mad to begin with, when Gouden Leeuw's coming on next maint

>>530385247
Prolonged edging sessions are valid and honorary nuts
>>530385263
Okay normie faggot so why are you in a softcore porn game thread???

>>530385247
based anon

>>530385236
I don't know the context of the conversation but you sure do sound like a fucking retard that should kill themselves

>>530385354
>softcore porn game thread
it isn't

So when can I start developing this newest batch of rapists?

>>530385383
AL is a softcore porn game you brainlet you're in a fucking ol timey porn theater with people jerking off and fucking watching the story commercials not knowing where the fuck you are, you're a literal retard

>rapists
/bag/ is two blocks down

>>530385524
wrong

>Getting this mad over nothing
That's just a bait

>>530385547
Boat battle games already exist they didn't give ships tits because it's non sexual you idiot

>>530385602
if it's not, it's hilarious seeing anon mad about people not being losers and jerking off all day

god please i wish i could punch people through the internet

>>530385602
>over nothing
Communism is the #1 killer of white people you fucking jew faggot I will take every and all opportunities to call out jews and communists you all deserve to die in a fire heil hitler you fucking pond scum

>>530385751
>Communism is the #1 killer of white people you fucking jew faggot
no, natural causes / old age are

>>530385813
Fale equivocation jew tactic kys Iron Blood forever

its so funny to remember the same guy have a melty over a slav bote because he is a neo nazi is also the same type of guy that advertises trash threads

>>530385813
with a sprinkling of cancer and car crashes

True. Fuck Commies

>>530385958
fuck them and show them the power of capitalism

>>530385898
hes the quintessential brown.
absolute jej

>>530386112
cutie

>>530381640
>her name is Cuniberti
>Cunnyberti
lol