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>Previous Thread>>530082656
>>530349327 (OP)Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
>>530349327 (OP)this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>530349975you're blind and retarded
>>530350146those characters aren't the tf2 mercs. the tf2 mercs aren't coomers and are gay for each other (canon)
>>530349327 (OP)Greatest OP in ages.
>>530349510It has an anime girl in it so it's shit and cringe.
Real TF2 fans won bigly today.
why is valve scared to add gay sex to tf2?
>>530351945zesty and his drones will cry about it
I like playing the thousand uncles server
What if they added a golden crowbar as a reference to the melee weapon from Team Fortress Classic?
>>530351945>>530351987Zesty is a faggot, but he's not that kind of faggot.
>>530349526Sniper has the biggest, hairiest, uncut hog
I've seen pictures
Shit hats are le bad even doe they let poorfags have god tier unusuals for $20
>>530352849Shit hats are bad because they're fucking ugly
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can't believe those 2016 uncle dane videos with pokemon music are nostalgic to me now
>>530353805it's actually interesting to me how all those essay videos from around 2015 I remember are usually under 12 minutes, the 1+ hour video essays i started watching around 2019 fried my brain
>>530349510>>530350539>>530351480Thanks, I made it myself! I really wanted to show anon's OC from the 4th so I made my own OC using it. Teamwork!
>>530350371Dawn is TF2 related.
>>530354339>Teamwork!That's the name of the game, baby. Good on you. Hope to see more cool collabs like such.
>>530354604https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f6/Soldier_positivevocalization04.wav
>>530354339>Dawn is TF2 related.How so?
>>530354780If you've never seen this edit before then discontinue browsing because you're underage.
>>530354979>2009I was 7 years old.
>>530353805lol at the end of the video he makes a snarky comment about "still being on bitcoin bro? lol"
this video is from 2016 when btc was worth less than 1k usd
uncle dane is a master on takes that age like shit
>>530355194Well you just barely pass the cutoff. But it never stopped being part of the TF2 cultural zeitgeist. People were just talking about it in the last thread.
It even has its own damn Know Your Meme article and it's still getting SFM videos as of a few years ago.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/give-me-your-hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTBThC8ut5w
It even has its own workshop hat. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=282234051
>>530355317Everyone (rightfully) assumed that crypto slop would've been outlawed back in 2016 instead of US presidents running pump and dumps.
>>530354315If you write effectively you can easily articulate your thoughts on most matters in under 20 minutes.
It's genuinely frustrating trying to watch 40+ minute videos essays that overexplain, use too many similar examples, go on unrelated tangents, and flat out repeat talking points in multiple sections.
All with unrelated b-roll gameplay in the background.
Not only do they waste time, they often dilute the thesis with fluff.
Of course there are videos that warrant a long length, particularly videos that go into the history of a video game or whatever, but the majority videos longer than 40 minutes can be drastically shortened with more time and writing ability.
Unfortunately, YouTube directly incentives longer video lengths, so this meta isn't going away.
It's frustrating because I personally try my hardest to condense videos to make them more entertaining and substantive.
>>530355705Surely it'll get in this year...
>>530356095>It's frustrating because I personally try my hardest to condense videos to make them more entertaining and substantive.try doing it for you're posts here as well kthx
>>530356203>>530356314You people cannot be serious.
>>530356095don't listen to them, it was concise enough
>>530356261You never know. They added the scariest mask ever and the corpse carrier like 10 years after the fact
>>530349327 (OP)Luv' me flamethrower.
Luv' me scorch shot.
Luv' me homewrecker.
Yep, it's peak Pyro gaming time.
>>530356419took me 1 minute 32 seconds to read. took me 48 seconds to type this
>>530349510it has an anime girl in it so it's based because it makes the floydpedo seethe
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Update this week bros
>>530349327 (OP)Kino OP
Now, about that Summer Update...
>>530355705>But it never stopped being part of the TF2 cultural zeitgeistnah, it did
>>530359904Objectively wrong. I literally linked recent examples in the post.
Here's an even more recent one for your dumb ass.
>>530360120you shouldโve used this one instead
>>530360120>fanficwow still not in the game known as TF2
the idea of soldier beating dawn in a Pokรฉmon battle and demanding her hat as payment has been prevalent in the greater tf2 cultural zeitgeist for many years
>>530361118Soldier does not own any Pokรฉmon, so he could not beat Dawn in a Pokรฉmon battle.
>>530360707I mean the SFM and KYM article are both from the past 4 years so I figured that was enough. Only so many images you can include in a post.
>>530360941Being part of the TF2 cultural zeitgeist is enough to be TF2 relevant. Jerma is not in the game but most people relate him to TF2. To the point where the Scout was named after him.
>>530361250you cannot prove that soldier doesnโt own any pokemon
You also cannot prove that dawn didnโt fully intend to intentionally lose the battle so that she could offer her body to Soldier in lieu of cash, that she isnโt lying about having no money, that she didnโt forfeit the battle so that she could offer Soldier sex in lieu of payment, and you also cannot prove that she didnโt exploit Soldierโs lack of knowledge on Pokรฉmon battling to lie about the rules in such a manner where she would manage to lose to a combatant with no available Pokรฉmon.
>>530361451no way that nigga fried my rice
>>530361451Scotland is a grey wasteland, he looks accordingly
>>530359453Shupo cosmetics when?
>>530351945TF2 is a game for straight people. I don't know how many times they have to show the mercs fucking women on screen and putting naked women on their guns before you get the hint.
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>>530361250>Soldier does not own any Pokรฉmon, so he could not beat Dawn in a Pokรฉmon battle.Wrong.
>>530362528He's doing the one on the right up the ass.
>>530361250>Soldier does not own any Pokรฉmon, so he could not beat Dawn in a Pokรฉmon battle.Soldier owns a Braviary he raised from a Rufflet.
>>530362536the tf2 characters are straight but they're gay for each other
>>530362939>the tf2 characters are straightPost ends there.
>>530362536the tf2 characters are straight but I'm gay for Sniper
>>530363142the tf2 characters are gay for each other but they're still straight
>>530365578Haven't seen this pic in a long time
>>530365578the handsome one in the back is me (demofloyd poster)
>>530365578floydposter on the far left in the back
>>530365578>>530365858Shupo poster in the mamma Mia t shirt
>>530365578me in the back, second from the left.
>>530362857>Soldier owns a (shitmon that peaked in RU)He aint winning any battles. Especially against a canon time traveller.
>>530367660soldier doesn't care about your faggy tier shit
he raised that majestic Braviary from a measly Rufflet and would never abandon her
>>530367660Dawn is a jobber that ended up going for contests instead of battles though.
>>530365578me on the top left
Sex starring me and the man loosed inside your mother will happen today.
sex starring the cast of tf2 mercs with no other women
>>530370880okay they're all fucking pyro then
>>530370880>that cute Sniper in the back Nice
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>>530373751I'm playing Tetris Grandmaster 2 because TF2 the videogame is currently dead to me.
>>530373751Not enough Sniper if were being honest
>>530371491(pyro's a man btw)
>>530374949Pyro is a sexy woman with a fat ass btw
>>530374949Does porn of male pyro even exist? (not counting dick girl trans stuff)
>>530375454what kind of question of that, of course porn exists of male pyro. female pyro doesn't exist
>>530375000coping for being attracted to a male award
>>530375000trips of truth
>>530374949>>530375812cope and sneethe, homo
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Every map Eric always buys 100 stamps
>>530378804He could have bought 100 pink cookies with that moneyโฆ
>>530378346>noooo please donโt post new content on /tf2g/ like male pyro
>>530379589that's not what was being argued, you made an objectively false claim
>female pyro doesn't exist
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whats the in-universe reason for this retard carrying a syringe gun instead of a shotgun like everyone else?
>But spy and sniper
The sniper doesnt use it because its too heavy, the pm is lighter, the spy needs to be slick and only carries a handgun
>But Demoman
Arleady carrying super heavy explosive equipment
>But medic is too weak
Third tallest and 150hp, engi can carry it so can medic, the shotgun looks lighter than the syringe gun anyway
>>530380743Do no harm, retard.
give medic a nailgun and grenades
>>530380961its a syringe GUN, it's not meant for treatment
It's pretty hot though that he doesnt use a gun, like he wants to be dominated so badly and carries a useless weapon like bimbo rapemeat
>>530380743Nothing. The syringe gun was always clearly the most tacky of the stock weapons, in terms of design. It's quite literally based on the nail gun, but they thought that making it syringes instead of nails - because he's a doctor - was so clever and funny that they needed to run with that.
>>530380743Medic is a mad scientist and makes his own stuff, it's something we don't see a lot of but he invented the ghost catcher for MvM and medigun and was part of the experiments in Expiration Date with Engie. Look at the Quickfix, he made it out of a blender.
>>530379868Iโm not male pyro poster. My point still stands troon.
>>530381216There's no fire nigga, there's no gun.
>>530381323i kinda like this explanation, but that implies that this is the best weapon he could come up with, when he's the same person who invented resurrection and magical healing and invulnerability
I don't buy it, both the pyro and the soldier stitched together more effective weapons
>>530381564not a troon, keep your projection to yourself
>>530381743>when he's the same person who invented resurrection and magical healing and invulnerabilityHe's better at figuring out how to heal people than kill people, much to his dismay I'm sure
>>530374017What is your TGM2 rating, /co/spammer
>>530382046that makes him sort of moe and stubborn, he's arleady using syringes that he himself didn't manufacture so why does he draw the line at gunpowder and bullets
>>530361505MvM update leak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>530383602tranime and photoshopped to be tf2 related? I donโt think modern day /tf2g/ even deserves this type of high quality content anon
>>530378804doesn't some of that money just go right back to valve
General needs more Sniper
>>530383227how is this tf2 related?
>>530387592Shupos are important
>>530387592Well they arent but shupo poster autism with a combination of /tf2g/ autism (they both fetish young, pre prepubescent girls because they cant and are also scare of interacting/relating with normal women their own age) will make it tf2 related. You can't stop it.
What I want to know is why did Medic attack the Spy in Meet The Spy with the WRONG END OF THE BONESAW, WITH HIS ELBOW HYPEREXTENDED.
HIS AIM WAS COMPLETELY OFF. THIS ISN'T HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A SAW.
>>530387881I'm not bri'ish idk what that is
I am being convinced to make a shupo objector
>>530383602Bocchi's The Rocks.
>>530388790use this instead
>>530382821S7 on Master because I haven't played it much. I actually haven't touched it more than twice since I got back into Tetris a few months back.
480 on Death. My goal is to beat this mode at most because I know invisible Tetris on Master would be a significantly bigger hurdle than Post-500 Death, especially if I was mentally ill enough to go for Orange Line.
I've reached a wall as of late so I'm probably going to start recording my gameplay so that I can review for mistakes I make. It's certainly more effort than whatever I'd put into TF2 that's for sure.
>>530381216Syringe gun has higher dps than the flamethrower.
>>530389769stop replying to yourself
I'd rather make a fempyro objector desu
>wake up
>no patch
malcolm x.jpg
>>530389769We should brainstorm some ideas, or maybe I'll just steal one of yours whenever you find something good
>>530389940Already got a pro KS team shine fempyro objector doe
>>530389940Fempyro is fine too....
>>530390105BAggots won
>>530388261>You can't stop iti should have listened to you. sorry janjan
>>530380743I dunno, I just kinda like it for how far out it is in terms of design. That and even if it isn't exactly lethal, it must be pretty horrifying going against a gas powered needle gun because being stuck with a dozen needles is probably a shit experience.
is heavy supposed to be bad in mge? I fought my friend using demo soldier and scout and beat his heavy, is he doing something wrong? It was the closest when i was playing scout but soldier and demo just peek corners and kill him in 3 shots
>>530391134Especially if they're used needles. Who knows how many diseases you'd contract
>>530391298scout should definitely lose in scout v heavy
the heavy just has to keep revved and not let the scout get close
soldier and demo, heavy should lose imo. depending on the arena tbf. but soldier/demo can shoot at people without line of sight forcing the heavy to unrev otherwise he just gets spammed out
heavy on mge is just niggerlicious though. you're awful for even playing it desu
>>530391975>you're awful for even playing it desuMy friend was playing heavy
>scout should definitely lose in scout v heavyIt feels like scout has to keep changing up where he's peeking from but he should win w/mad milk and force a nature and skill, it was close but i won on viaduct middle
Also my friend was a retard and refusing to use the tomislav and I could hear where he was reved up behind cover, the match-up feels map dependent too
Demo with tide turner just rapes, he can always duck behind cover and potshot heavy, heavy unironically has to use shotgun
>>530390808Itโs okay anon. There is some small hope though. Blue Archive is just the newest tranime slop thing but eventually a newer, shinier tranime slop thing will appear with newer cuter, hotter lolis and anime girls and Blue Archive sloppo poster will move on to that. Thatโs how tranime works. They โwaifuโ whatever is current then move on the to newest slop because you can only coom to one thing for so long. This will probably take a few years though. Uma Musume has recently been gaining traction so I imagine weโll be getting one of those poster soon if not in the future.
>>530393520they are tf2 related yes
I forgot how insufferable it is to play against a certain no-life youtuber. His presence alone quickly kills a server with his Medic "GFs" glued to his ass 24/7. Can't do shit because of the lack of a functioning autobalance and the server experiencing a high turnover rate (thanks, Jill!).
>>530394796Not that poster but how
>>530393520tf2, yes.
>>530394987Who was it? That doesn't happen with bagboy, he is the medic gf
BA will be TF2 related once this gets added https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3373530246
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Dont give pyros your hat. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi
>>530395480z***y would go "i like this unusual effect actually, good addition thanks eric i'm gonna oooopen some ethical cases" cuz it's poo archive just like he defended the heckin evangelion reference!!11!!! war paint despite being reference-slop that DOESNT FIT IN THE GAAAAAAME
>>530395545Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Do give pyros your hat in exchange for sex. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
Fuck Bloopander. Get head from Bloopander. Do give Bloopander your subscription. Fuck Bloopander on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into him. Cum inside filthy Bloopander prostate. Have Bloopander make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Bloopander. Fry Bloopander's brains with sex. Toss Bloopander's salad. Urinate into Bloopander's mouth (he's into it). Judo throw Bloopander onto a bed. Blackmail Bloopander into sex with his dox. Twist Bloopander' nipples. Report your love for Bloopander to Valve. Split Bloopander's legs in half. Sexually heal Bloopander. Give Bloopander surprise buttsex. Critically hit Bloopander in the asshole. Impregnate Bloopander. Get trapped into sex by demon Bloopander from the underworld. Dump sperm into Bloopander cum dumpster. Submerge Bloopander into a vat of cum. Eat Bloopander's braps. Dissect Bloopander's stuffing. Dominate Bloopander after defeating him in MGE. Slap Bloopander's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Bloopander health packs. Make Bloopander suck'em. Cream inside Bloopander's hole. Lobotomize Bloopander into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Bloopander. Give Bloopander your love paste. Drown Bloopander in mad milk. Whip Bloopander's ass with a disciplinary action. Invite Bloopander to your mvm lobby. Fuck Bloopander like an alligator. Slice Bloopander's hat off with the half-zatoichi.
all the offtopic posts here but i get banned? this thread has a dedicated janny and they're a pedofile
>>530395674Based
>>530395782Retarded. Half of these donโt even make sense for example
>Split Bloopander's legs in halfThat thing doesnโt even have legs to split open according to all the images you spam the general with
>>530395990nice pussy, thanks for your sacrifice
I refuse to believe thereโs any general as bad as /tf2g/
>>530396202tf2g isn't even bottom 10
>>530396202trust me when I say there are many, many that are worse
floydschizo isn't even as bad as the other schizos here
>>530396041that one's to throw a bone for the offmodel sloppers in the crowd...
>>530396216Sure thing Bloopander poster.
>>530395627I mean it's not explicitly a BA reference but it works as one
>>530395990What did you get banned for?
>>530395990Nice
>>530396202Check the catalog for a bit, you have no idea what "bad" means if you think tf2g is the worst
>>530395990maybe stop making bad posts and you'll be fine. looks like you're on the right path, though. keep it up.
>>530396202literally every thread on /vg/ has retards like this spamming off topic loli shit lmao
>>530395262It was SQU1RRELLY that I ran into. I hadn't seen his ass in a long time and he was using an alias, otherwise I would have up and left immediately and no one would have to deal with my complaining. I just don't understand what compels people to pubstomp in a dead server.
i didn't know SQU1RRELLY was a youtuber, i use to play with him all the time
>>530397140This slop is pretty bad. Try again.
that one is less good than the other one. very much so
>>530396694>SQU1RRELLYI thought Dane was stomping you lol
sorry, i'm just grabbing these off /b/
i don't have csam because i'm not a pedo like the janny
Grab better shit then retard. What's the point of being banned if you're posting crap
>>530397423at least post on topic stuff
>>530397732He is a retard after all...
>>530395480Alright, can't wait to have blue archive halos on the worst hats ever conceived by mankind
>>530397732Now this is the good stuff
>>530397849based and pyropilled
>>530397975no u. can't get enough of her.
>>530398098me neither bro
>>530397285Does Dane even exist outside of his own servers? I feel like I would have ran into him in Casual by now, since I live in the same region as him.
>>530398287wonder if its in the same way as me right now
>>530398393nah I got done using my mad milk earlier but I'm always happy to post pyros
>>530398685Darn. I'll have have to get luckier next time then.
ERP is reserved for 700 posts in, not 200!
>>530398875I suppose increasing my killstreak again wouldn't hurt
>>530398950That's the spirit.
wanna stay here or?
>>530388370he's a healer, not a fighter. he doesn't know how to fight
>>530399060let's go to the other board
>>530399212I hope you don't mind we go to /ftt/ on trash for more freedom
>>530399212Please stop posting this one in particular it's fucking horrendous
>>530400049it's just the VR chat model someone made of her but sure
>>530395545this but soldier
>>530395674this but femsoldier
Late night dead general
Post Sniper
>>530405658https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/34/Sniper_yes02.wav
>>530405720https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4b/Sniper_thanks01.wav
>>530380743They specifically wanted TF2 Medic to be a dedicated healer and not a "combat class that can also heal" like TFC Medic. They didn't want Medics going out of their way to frag instead of healing
The syringe gun was designed as a self-defense weapon should the medic get jumped. It sucks to lead the syringes offensively but if you're being chased then it's a pretty good weapon
Also a syringe gun fits him more thematically than a shotgun, which is cool
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>>530389213nice, best I got is a green line S8
We really getting an MvM update before Pillzy Purple finished how it feels to play Medic XD
Time to carry cute randoms in Two Cities.
>>530413698He's already finished it
https://youtu.be/07oKaWzJ13Q
>>530395782>he's still trying to force it
>>530420882Everyone wants to be the new tf2g personality. While I'm around, these shitters don't have a chance
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>team has pyros, heavies, soldiers
>still can't deal with spies
what the fuck is their problem?
>>530424446No one has functioning ears for decloak sounds, eyes for obvious disguises, or the gamesense to bother checking when they're suspicious, if ever, in this Godforsaken playerbase. That's why I hardly play these days. Nothing but fucking useless shitters galore
>>530424446https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5t2-Q-nO14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhOVgwuWdE4
Oh yeah this is still happening, already forgot
>>530424409I would say intentionally causing discord isn't much ground for trying to establish a personality since they'll just shift from one thing to the next. Like how the Venuasian Rapper shitposter became the Floyd poster, and now he's just spamming gore and wojaks.
>>530392860>>530393015Hasn't been since 2005.
I've been archiving/saving particularly bad /tf2g/ threads for a while now, this one was added to my collection.
I'm interested in /tf2g/ culture but what this general has become has nothing to do with culture. This place is an asylum for lonely and depressed social rejects who furiously refresh their half dozen 4chan tabs while watching reruns of anime they're nostalgic about, and then getting an endorphine rush when some other lonely and depressed social reject decides to post fempyro nonsense that says absolutely nothing. Because the purpose of these exchanges is not saying anything meaningful or insightful or funny, it's just to simulate some kind of interaction so you feel less inclined to kill yourself due to your lack of life.
>>530395990we don't have a dedicated janny. people report your posts for offtopic and depending on which janny looks at the report they'd either ban or ignore it
I submitted a lot of reports are it truly has no consistency over what gets banned and what doesn't
what is it about anime that attracts pedophiles?
>>530428265They have no people that look over 30.
>>530425419They just wanna stand out, is all. They're not saying much of anything, but if they really wanna stand out, all they gotta do is put a tripcode on. But yeah, good point. I hadn't seen the former in a while. Makes sense he'd become the latter
>>530427216Preach, brother!
@530427619
I don't have any tabs for 4chan on Clover + I don't watch anime. You should pepper something like "Applies to all except Viva" for this usual shitpost
>>530428265Little girls in certain series are like the Elves or Wizards or Dรบnedain or whatever from LOTR. They're thousands of years old and that makes weeaboos perk up "Oh I can be attracted to her cause she's ayckchually 1000 years old in a 10 year old's body!"
BTFO
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Is something wrong with my PC? I have stutters that just freeze my shit for half a second in a row out of nowhere. Only on TF2.
/erg/ is talking shit about you guys
>>530429698You streaming today?
>>530429728Maybe, maybe not. I've been doing a lot more ROR2 lately, and that's not a draw for viewers, but I have fun not telling shitters off in Casual
Maybe I'll do some TF tonight. It's been a while for sure
>>530429478Its a tf2 bug, I've had it happen before, i think its something to do with your backpack and the item server shitting itself. Just one of the plethora of oddities caused by the 64 bit update.
>>530374949>female body>maleyoure saying that as if it were a bad thing
>>530427371Why would you save a /tf2g/ thread, let alone multiple? Loser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBj43UaqJ3A
>>530428770It's almost. Shouldn't you be busy managing your frozen food department aisle?
>>530433403It's almost what?
>Shouldn't you be busy managing yada yada yada Yeah, I'm at work right now, as I am almost every day, 7-4. Businesses die during the summer so I don't have a lot to do other than emptying out my inventory as much as I can before tomorrow's 200+ case delivery. It's so dead on Tuesdays, I wish they'd send me home so I can play more Team Fortress 2 or Risk Of Rain 2. Fuck it, free salary lol
>>530433521Ahh okie dokie
>>530429595what they sayin?
HAPPY 11TH BIRTHDAY TO CACTUS CANYON AND ASTEROID!!!
NEXT YEAR WILL BE THE YEAR YOU'LL BE COMPLETED AND ADDED I'M SURE
>>530439310too many lolis posted and not enough gay porn being posted made all the normies leave
>>530439310lolipedos, avatarfags and gooners killed the place
>>530439762Almost all of them but me. Only normie standing. It's like my soul is attached to this general, like a ghost haunting some house that they died in or whatever
>open /tf2g/
>first thing I see is cropped black porn
I've seen enough. I'm going back to /erg/.
>>530444932you're welcome ^w^
>>530439612Based, I wish I could meet you in game...
BFC
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Was browsing the workshop and something about this thing just screamed Timesplitters to me. Then it hit me, it's the same dude who made Cabinet Man.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2869804238
>vanishes for years
>drops one item
>it gets in
>disappears again
>absolute legend lol
>>530450383Yeah, I remember that guy. While everyone else was busy circlejerking or ignoring noobs, he was actually helping people learn how to model. Total bro.
Came back to the workshop, hit him up, and he just dropped a massive info dump, going into detail on everything I needed.
Kinda wild how dudes like that just disappears for years.
>>530448556same can be said for your retarded fempyro spam
>>530450383>Cabinet Man.Did you know he also came up with a plush version of Cabinet Mann as a winter item? He never actually modeled it though, the emporium told him it wasnโt worth the effort. But if you ask me, it totally is then again they said the samething about his cabinet mann.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPbkpIT0q-E
New Lithuanian
Why yes I do have a TF2 exclusive alt thats total goonslop, how could you tell?
>>530451789I've only ever spammed malepyro aka pyro
people who spam rule63 pyro are weird
>>530453573ay no arguments here
>>530451984>be me >lurking around the TF2 Emporium >yeah those autists that mod TF2 into the ground >except for once in their miserable gay lives they actually start doing something worthwhile >they're making Team Fortress 3 >not a meme not a mod an actual standalone game >legally distinct enough to dodge GabeN's wrath or so they thought >projectโs looking good >had like two new classes new mechanics full client >one map was some dam level with water vehicles and ground vehicles >other map was like Double Cross fused with 2Fort hellish geometry but it worked >weapons had actual material physics >scout's shotgun heavy's minigun could shoot through wood or sheet metal like in Rising Storm >some crazy ass guns too >lasers plasma rifles railgun harpoon gun something called a fetching gun electrogun >wasn't just hype they had playable builds >then one of the jaded devs snitches to Valve >Gabe kicks down the door with a team of lawyers >threatens to sue every dev individually >nice little hobby project you've got there shame if it got you bankrupt >dev team folds instantly >Valve buries the whole thing >no press no posts nobody talks about it >completely memory holed >if you bring it up in TF2 circles people act like it never existed >tfw Team Fortress 3 existed for like five minutes and then got suicided by Valve's legal team
>>530451942They tell everyone their item is shit then copy it.
>>530454096how DARE they do something similar to an IP that a company is doing nothing with
Zesty looks like a reject actor from Napoleon Dynamite.
>>530454317>>530454317>They tell everyone their item is shit then copy it.So hereโs a funny little tale from the TF2 Emporium. One of the big wigs (you know the type, desperate to break into the games industry, always talking big decided to โborrowโ a concept from a UK professional who used to legit make Workshop items. Not even a subtle lift, just enough tweaks to sneak it past Valve and got accepted into TF2.
And for a moment, it worked. Got his item in. Probably felt like a genius.
Fast forward a few years: guy starts applying to studios in the UK, expecting to ride off his mountains of Workshop items like a golden ticket. Except nothing. Crickets. Total radio silence. Turns out that โprofessionalโ he ripped off? Yeah, pretty well-known in the UK dev scene. And word gets around when some little Workshop rat tries to pass off your work as their own.
Long story short, dude got blacklisted. Everywhere. Tried for years to land a job, no luck. Eventually got told why, burned the one bridge he didnโt even know he was standing on. I heard heโs up in Scotland now, working for minimum wage.
>All boards that default to the Yotsuba B (blue) theme are to be considered "work safe". Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed.
>Your ban was filed on July 8th, 2025 and expires on July 11th, 2025 at 15:19 ET, which is 2 days and 23 hours from now.
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>>530456059Pepe is built like that??? ZAAAAAAAMN
>>530456087scout belongs to sniper. i will not elaborate
>canโt even be bothered to spam the thread with at least new images
Why is demoflyod poster so lazy?
>>530456558It takes time to collect the good images my dude
the degree to which god hatyes me should be studied by theologists
>>530456558How do you know it's him?
>>530456440scout is a disgusting twink and should not be allow to exist
i will not elaborate
>>530457574everyone xhe doesn't like is the dreaded demofloyd poster, this is the level of obsession we're dealing with here. sometimes he'll even falseflag as the df poster.
thread can be nothing but 700 posts of anime and fp porn and this selfish little fuck will find a way to blame df for something.
>>530458576scout exists in sniper's arms
>>530457574demoflyod poster is just a stand in for whoever is being annoying in the thread like the boogeyman or santa claus
>checking the game every hour for the update so I can finally shit on it
>>530459098I love how that artist draws Sniper. Too bad they always pair him up with the scout
>>530459689Probably next week
How likely is the update this week?
lust provoking image
>>530439918right I'm sure it was those posters who have always been here's faults and not the 1 guy who's spammed a dead negro here for a year and has meltdowns where he spams wojaks, scat, and gore
>>53045998650% this week
100% next week
>>530451789>character related to the game is on the same level as pepe's dickyou're a special kind of stupid
I have been waiting... 60 years... for the summer update...
>>530459986>_samplenot lust provoking enough
>>530459986>no pubesWhat are you? Gay?
>>530459986>Anime girlSo not lust provoking at all then.
https://youtu.be/5ntLKzQT-s0
That's not a lust provoking image
THIS is a lust provoking image
>>530462219>gaydon't think so
damn
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>>530462953Then why even play tf2 if not for all the cute mercs bro?
>>530463594uh, I don't know, the gameplay? you don't even see your class most of the time anyway
>>530463594So I can ERP and talk about dragon dildos and stuff during a stalemate three hours before in at Powerhouse.
Soldier bros...
https://archive.org/details/doom-manual/mode/1up
>Something fragginโ evil is coming out
fragging doesn't come from being cool.. it comes from censoring the word fuck and being afraid.. our origin is lame..
>>530464198Fragging is not a moral ideology. All can frag and for different reasons. The good frags to protect the innocent. The Evil frags for their own gain
Me, I frag just because I can
parkour map would've worked
https://youtu.be/3kf_Hu14LOQ
>>530464768There was a server mod called parkour fortress, it was mirror's edge inspired and fun
>>530463594That's gay as shit nigga
>>530464929yes but i was talking about a parkour map that would've stopped bots until valve hired a janny to deal with it
>>530465087Oh yeah, the tf2g parkour map solution. I see what you mean now
pornography starring your anime waifu will be the second worst thing to happen to this thread
>>530465037That's what makes it good bro
mannrobics is so fucking lame compared to the conga and kazotsky kick
>>530467469I disagree, I like that it has the poses you can strike whenever you want. I think it's underrated
>>530435074what the fuck is wrong with your feet
>>530467670FatBoy should use the Mannrobics taunt irl more often
>>530467670What's wrong with 'em?
>>530468520you can't honestly say what's wrong with them after looking at that image
why aren't your feet facing forward like a normal human being
>>530468520I don't know many people that can bend their feet 180 degrees from each other
>>530467670he's doing it because it's quirky and trendy for urban types to do so
>>530468967They look alright to me
>>530469260I'm a stretchy chubby fella. It's definitely not easy to set up these days. I'm an old man now
>>530475416Good for you buddy. Keep it up.
>>530477253Hello my name is Kwabber I am indi- whoops I mean shitalian and the vip mode is heckin offensive because italians were (rightfully) treated as gangsters a hundred year ago or something, don't forget to do the needful by asking valve to remove casual saar
where the fuark is the summer update bros...
Hey 'non, you hear what I said? Hello my name is Kwabber I am indi- whoops I mean shitalian and the vip mode is heckin offensive because italians were (rightfully) treated as gangsters a hundred year ago or something, don't forget to do the needful by asking valve to remove casual saar
>July 12, 2023
>July 18, 2024
Next week
>>530477530He's Lithuanian tho
>>530478230don't they make batteries out of that
>>530478925>0/24It's sleepy time
>>530478925deader than elvis
>>530481828And Elvis is still king baby!
>>530482136kagtopia will forever be king!
>cosplay as demo
>does no black face
Why bother
>>530483035He couldโve gotten haircut or tied it up at least
>>530483035>Long hair>Australium variant>>>>>>>>>>3d printed accessoriesTrash of the highest degree
>>530484392why are 3d printed items bad, anon
>>530484392nah they look cool, you are just a fag
>>530484392>NOOOO you need to pay someone $400 to MAKE the props for you!!!haha 3D printer go brrrrr
>>530483297Brutal bouffant enjoyer
>>5304859143d printers truly separate the consumer pleb from the high-class hobbyist. the fact dumb niggercattle like
>>530484392 seethe at 3D prints tells you all you need to know about their intelligence
>>530485178>>530485803>>530485914>>530486829Creatively bankrupt attitude towards hobbies is why I don't like them
I'd sooner see a sticky launcher made from cardboard and duct tape than a perfectly sculpted targe and eyelander that looks like it's made of plastic and melted legos
>>530486096Neveimd then. I do wonder if heโs wearing the beanie because heโs going bald.
>>530490106Elitist attitudes like yours also kills hobbies. If someone has enough money for 3D printing and also sands and paints it after the fact, that takes as much effort as building something out of foam and PVC. And of course there are people who make props and sell them but buying props is objectively lazier even if they're not 3D printed.
creative bankruptcy is thinking there's a limit to 3d printing when you can build basically anything given enough time and material, but you're just too dumb to see it.
ok but why did you attach an image of a green penis
>>530492183don't question the ban evader
didn't mean to, i was planning another shitpost when somebody mentioned 3d printing which i love and got distracted
maybe i should print pepe's cock and rape janjan with it
how much do you think eric smith gets paid in a year
man's salary must be 700k easily, he's ancient and one of the oldest still around at valve
Imageboard posters should talk about random autistic hobbies/FotM media when getting spammed or raided to see if it activates their obsessions and makes em contribute something of substance
>>530496784NOOOO you can't say THAT!!! IT LOOKS LIKE PLASTIC WHEN IT SHOULD BE MADE OUT OF HECKING PVC, CARDBOARD AND MY BULL'S USED CONDOMS!!!!
I should 3D print a fempyro
>>530503448only if it's the one with the biggest ass
>>530508701the answer hasn't changed in the few hours it's been since you asked this
>>530508701because im watching shitty cartoons out of some sort of sunk cost
where are the webms there's only 1 gameplay webm posted this entire thread
>>530510750I haven't been recording recently but I still like this one. The Scout was a high level compfag from what I can understand.
>>530510750first time on /vg/ ?
Jesus, every time I make an alt account I am shocked by how bad the default settings are. Would it really be that hard to get someone to fix that? Other valve games don't even have this problem so I really don't get it.
why are you making multiple alt accounts
>>530445446who knows.. maybe we have met eachother without knowing :3c
usually play 2c and on rare occasion, gear grinder uwu
>>530515478stop replying to yourself with this gay larp shit ffs
>>530500930>Implying your bull uses condomsLaughing stock at the vaush convention award.
>>530515760you need meds and bbc correction
I will NOT be playing the new mvm maps
frog
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>>530515478Which region though? :3
>>530520001i can play on all regions~
mainly get connected to eu, tho
>>530520090Wow me too!! How do I identify you? Do you have Ankha on your objector or somethin?
>>530520651got ankha objector and flairs ;)
>>530522190I don't think we've met in game yet, I definitely would have noticed... If I see you I'll reach out! <3
>>530522759def do so <3 hope to see you eventually xoxo
your porn addiction is not interesting to anyone
kill bind now
Still better than the floydnigger
>>530523486true, but less smelly shit is still shit
>>530523486it's about the same if were being honest
>>530524816Nah I'm inclined to agree, demoflyod is a shartynigger and thinks he's an authority on anything. That automatically makes him the worst out of everyone.
>>530524816No, shartytrannies are the worst possible cancer in modern 4chin and that's really saying something.
>>530516226Well sorry for thinking maybe this general wasn't so terrible as to think that people wouldn't actually respond to that thing but you're right there's no hope
>>530511597Not bad but how can you tell he's comp?
>>530528716Classic, total classic.
>>530528716the sex update is real
>getting your groove back after almost losing it
Is there any better feeling bros?
>>530528442He had medal(s) on his profile or on another loadout. I don't remember what it was specifically, this was recorded in February, but I believe it was a first place one in a high sounding division.
>>530531640Promotions at work and being told by your significant other that they love you
>>530533753probably just another useless rosterrider aka begged to get put as "sub" (but never play) lol
typical
Where the fuck is the randomactsofTF2 event
I want my cookie medal dammit
>>530534074I meant more in tf2 but yeah Iโm sure those probably feel great too
>>530538978A Kritz pop that kills 7+ people
Dropping their Medic
Airshot reflect kills
Correctly predicted Crossbow shots on bombing classes
A 6 & 3-4 in Two Cities
#BringBackQuickplay, whatever happened there
Phil
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>>530542763Whatever happened there? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?! I'll tell you what fucking happened, this piece of shit's coworker put six bullets into quickplay without any provocation whatsoever!
Did you hear about the casual mode? It made them an offer they couldn't even out.
how do we get rid of pedo trannies from tf2?
>The Footstool client list? What list? That never existed, what are you talking about?
>>530523486>tranny is jealous of bbcdon't worry, your time is coming soon faggot
>>530545791Start by calling out the .tf trading sites
Get them removed as the main sponsors for TFConnect (the charity event for children with TF2 devs as special guests)
Reminder that the mappers already know if da mobstah is getting added, we can only wait and see for the inevitable
Hybrid knights are a cancer on this game. Wish these lazy fucks would actually learn to use the stickybomb launcher instead of being a nerfed piece of shit. I would be more forgiving if these guys were cracked with the grenade launcher, but 95% of them are shit.
>>530455817Oh, I know exactly who you're talking about. Total tosser. Dude had to beg for his current gig after getting canned from his last job. Pathetic.
On topic of workshoppers, whatever happened with FlyingDutchman and his gig at Ubisoft?
>LizardOfOz already planning the next vscipt slop after VIP mode gets canned for Halloween be like:
>>530546524What's stopping a mapmaker from just showing people their map is getting added early for the lulz? Can Valve go back and not add it? Blacklist them?
>>530549224Gabe N. Ewll will literally dox you and hire bug black burly men to rape you (unpleasurable)
The SDK release and the MvM update were done by Jill as mere distractions to divert attention away from the growing bring back quickplay sentiment, his ego is simply too big to admit that he was wrong
N-no I'm not crazy
Pocket Heavies? OVA HEEEEEEERE
Please no rp requests, I just make YouTube videos and commission artists.
>>530551991>engineer fortress creator>put in charge of a competitive updatereal smart walve
https://steamdb.info/app/440/history/
>7 days ago
>>530056135There's a long list of "jobs" I would preferentially do as Pyro before I would ever consign myself to protecting some retard who doesn't even know how to turn around:
>1. Attacking>2. Reflecting>3. Flaring>4. Extinguishing>5. Environmental killing>6. Destroying sappers>7. Destroying stickies>8. Uber stuffing>9. Blinding>10. Demoknight cuckolding>11. Sentry rocket baiting>12. Vaccinator breaking>13. Stomping>14. Arrow-lighting>15. PyrosharkingNigger, you're playing the class consisting of 1. shoot 2. sandvich 3. repeat... is also turning around occasionally too many jobs for you to juggle?
>he killstreaked his weapons
>he uses stranges
Yeah, lighting arrows is way more important than killing spies.
>>530554576changenumber gets spammed all the time
>>530511957Shit and cringe*
>>530513537Why do you keep making alt accounts then?
>>530556285As a Huntsman I agree, it means you can easily kill the weaker classes like Scout.
>Strange, Collector, Vintage, Genuine and Haunted
Just change font color (and add a counter). Perfectly fine
>Killstreak and Professional killstreak
Have that hideous sheen and eye effects. SLOP
>Festives and Festivizers
Tacky and look bad on non winter-themed loadouts. SLOP
>Bot killers
Tacky but depending on the type can fit TF2's aesthetic. SEMI-SLOP
>Australiums
In theory look cool but the execution is often bad. SLOP
>Unusual
SLOP
>Warpaints and Decorated weapons
Only a handful look good, rest is garbage. SLOP
>Reskins
Mixed bag. SEMI-SLOP
>Self Made
Adds a shitty, albeit minimal sparkle, but used by workshoppers to brag. SLOP
>>530555117Kek underrated trukie
Stop by and say hi after you're done milli rocking
viva summoning ritual complete...
>>530547876FryingDutchman*, and he's a retard.
>>530557505>self made: slop>collector, vintage, genuine, haunted (change nothing except name color): not slopwat
>>530568787How is this TF2 related?
>>530568553I just finished my walk
It was nice
Where's the summer update, Eric?
I'm not asking again...
where is my seasonal dose of shit cosmetics and broken maps eric? i am not going to ask again or something
Who cares about that crap, we waiting for the bug fixes and to shit on da mobstah if he isn't added
>>530511597Don't care about gameplay, Hulk see loli, Hulk SMASH
>>530572401I would like to open this anthropomorphized bottle of onions with my bare hands
>>530572401Reminds me of my gf. She wears a beanie like that too in the cold seasons
>>530568553It's a truck day at work. Now I'm doing my order for Friday's truck
Zesty see slop, Zesty SMASH
SPAH
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>>530576743>rebalance streamOh boy this gun be gud
>>530511597Why use that cringe banner?
>>530511597Thanks for using that BASED banner.
so update this week or next week?
>>530568553Some people have jobs.
Demofloyd is not one of them.
>>530576858>revert the ambywhy do people want this so badly? I remember spies being fucking annoying whenever I would play engi
they would just cloak into the back and start 102ing my hardhat from fairly hidden spots, i'm glad those days are over fucking spies they should kill themselves
Bazaar. Bargain. Is. Fine.
>>530568553I frequent /vst/ so this is fast to me.
>>530581289Because discourse farmers are obsessed with the jungle inferno nerfs and only the jungle inferno nerfs in particular, since they are the newest ones (they collectively memory-holed blue moon). They will insist that the sandman was perfectly fine and if JI was the update where they removed its ability to stun ubered enemies they'd cry about that too.
>>530581289They should remove the crit falloff (retarded stat that goes against how crits work) but keep the limited headshot range
https://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/energydrink.htm
isn't this map plr_nightfall?
>>530581720Do people hate it or something?
>>530582525zesty's chat was seething when he said it's fine
>>530583086But I want it now
medic is jewish. The evidence points to him being a jew
>>530583417https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Archimedes_(Soundtrack)
"Archimedes" is a main menu startup theme. It is listed as track 15 of the 33 main menu startup themes. It was released on October 13, 2011 Patch and features many remixed portions of another Team Fortress 2 song "A Little Heart to Heart". The track has a much higher tone and clarinet in addition to the accordion from "A Little Heart To Heart", with the phrasing and ornamentation that gives the song a distinct Klezmer/Yiddish sound to it. The song has not officially appeared in any Meet the Team trailers.
>>530576858>Kunai is fine>Nerf the Cozy Camperyup
>>530583086>>530583162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>530584730by this logic heavy is a communist (since he has communist cosmetics)
>>530583417But he eats Sandviches, which contain bologna meat which is pork and not kosher...
>delete the dead ringer the concept sucks
first based take so far
>>530584862The flavor text Valve wrote literally says he was in the nazi army doe... learn to read
zesty has impressive hair
>>530585067wait a minute... are they...
>>530585050its actually kind of thin but he is really compensating by having longer hair
t. r/tressless user
>>530585067post the rest of the video
i dare ya
>>530584872shrimple medic is a non religious jew. He abandoned the faith a long time ago
>>530584949>valve wrote the cosmetic linesgoddamnit. well i cant beat that
>>530583417>Herbert Ludwighttps://www.tracesofwar.com/persons/69563/Ludwig-Herbert-Paul.htm
>>530585515Hey look, it's Medic's Mountain Cap in the pic
>>530585515ok, now tell me, smartypants. What's Pyro's name?
>>530585515Weren't half of these emails just trolling
>>530585806Chesty McThundertits
>>530585515people still think this was real?
>>530585875trolling implies any actual email was involved in the first place; it's literally just a fake image
>>530585806Hudda Hudda Mphh!
>>530585875Only the one where Spy's name was supposedly "Winkle" or something was made up by Reddit
>>530586335Spy gets fucked by THIS?!?!?
>>530586335Thanks my dad is Gaben and he said that it's 100% canon
>>530586429Tell your dad thanks for that name and thanks for making the best class.
>>530586673They all have nice butts so they got that all in common
This should be added in the next update
>>530586574Okay I will
>>530586673You mean not big enough
>>530586972my FUARKING hero
keep postan
>>530586859Imagine how hard pyrotranny gender truthers would seethe if this happened
>>530587075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>530587031Thanks, now don't tell him I need to go charge some mad milk to her
>>530587296https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8c/Sniper_thanksfortheheal03.wav
>>530587240Imagine how hard you pyrosoiboi gender pretenders will seethe when THIS happens
>>530587240pyro's a gay man with a purse anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYfx64j3BGc
Now when will this shit be fixed? I will settle for nothing less than removal of this "mechanic." It screws over Quick-Fix ubers so much and dispensers will not save you.
>>530587527>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8c/Sniper_thanksfortheheal03.wav
>nerf the homewrecker its op
wtf zesty
>le gay man game theory even tho he measured the finger length through unisex firefighter gloves
>>530587893he's correct it's fucking cancer
>>530587951Not to mention the gloves are fucking gigantic. He also tried to measure shoulders in a fucking baggy hazmat suit
>>530587951who are you talking to?
post your favorite tf2 track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbdtBLD8Lbg
>>530588059Gender truther pyro tranny having another melty over a silly comment. Just ignore.
>>530588280it's so funny that they think pyro isn't a man
>This is perfectly fine
-Zesty
>>530588340Not the same anon but the whole point of Pyro is no one knows who or what it is. Stop being retarded.
how would you react if valve announcd pyro was female and medic was a jew
>>5305882691. spy is already not even that good at dealing with engineers
2. pyro is already good at dealing with spies
spy manages to outskill an engineer, kill him and sap his shit. and pyro can just undo it all with 3 melee swings because he happened to be nearby?
>>5305885951 out of 2 ain't bad, I'll take it
Why would a jew pretend to be a nazi German doctor?
>>530588595I would start maining medic.
>>530587179Janny got a bit angry
>>530589378Holy based. I can feel the summer update's getting hastened with these
>>530583417>Jews shake chickens to death to transfer their sins>Medic cares deeply about his dovesHe's too kind unironically
>>530588219Go awat furry, nobody likes you!
>>530588362>>530588454God I love the huntsman and Sniper so much bros
>>530588679the whole point of unlocks is to be good in one specific scenario and sort of trash in the rest
the homewrecker is a weapon that gets to shine like 5% of the time while sucking the other 95%
imagine wanting to nerf a weapon that people already barely use
>>530589529caring about some retarded animals while treating humans like shit actually goes on par with how white people behave so i'd say medic is white
>>530588219It would probably have to be Faster Than A Speeding Bullet or The Art Of War
The Eyelander is not significantly overpowered in general TF2 gameplay. Yes, the Eyelander has pretty powerful upsides, but they're granted -as a reward- for doing well, and securing multiple kills against an opposing team. The Eyelander's upsides are not something that is deployed immediately - in fact, the Eyelander is a objectively a direct-downgrade initially, and only becomes more powerful when you're performing correctly. And I think this is perfectly fine for balancing. It doesn't break the game, and it isn't overpowered. Getting 5 kills as Demoknight is not an effortless feat. The average Engineer, Pyro, Heavy can easily shut you down. The fact that casual is full of spam and groups of enemies can also screw you over with minimal effort. It's nonsense to suggest that Demoknight is absurdly overpowered, even with 5 heads. Let's break down a few of these complaints. He has more health than Heavy? Well, that's only for specific damage types. He's still very vulnerable against Engineers, Heavies, and focus fire. Everyone knows how quickly Heavy can lose his health-pool, and Demoknight has to get up close to people to even do damage. Plus, I'm not sure about you guys, but I don't see Medics pocketing Demoknights barely ever. Something which, on Heavy, grants 450 health, and auto-healing, for free, all for clicking the mouse. That's far easier and far more powerful than the Eyelander having to kill to be rewarded. Faster than a Scout? Demoknight can't double jump or carry a gun. The idea that Scout is just a free kill for Demoknight is completely ridiculous. It's a fair match-up. An Engineer pressing his keyboard twice can shut down a Scout infinitely harder than a Demoknight that has struggled to reach peak potential. The Eyelander is not too strong. It's a perfectly balanced weapon, and it has its own identity in the game as an iconic, defining weapon for TF2's most interesting and well represented subclass.
>>530593297Fuck off, Solar. Demoknight is not a real class.
>>530593297>Essay defending demoknightNow who could be behind this post...
Buy my professional killstreak kits already you stingy fucks...
Air blasting a demoknight when he tries to charge me then watching him trying to scuttle back to his base but I blast him with my shotgun before he can even walk a few steps
>Erectin' a futanari milk dispenser!
wtf did engiener mean by this?
>>530594171>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT VALVE GIVE THE WEE BOOTIES A 100% KNOCKBACK RESISTANCE NOW
>>530594862He's building it for me.
Duh.
>>530594862You need 11 hard science PHDs to understand it
>Open tf2
>Demon Saxton hale on main menu
???
Is it happening?
>>530596446nope nope it releases august 27th get your eye's checked
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT VALVE GIVE THE WEE BOOTIES A 100% KNOCKBACK RESISTANCE NOW
>think i had a good game
>see the player count when the game ends and find out they had 4 less players
sadge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzkwD5-0bRw
>>530594107Weapon and effect/sheen?
>>530596803The MvM update isn't the same thing as the summer update retard, get your eyes checked
unironically, what kind of childhood is behind everyone who thinks porn is le hilarious?
nya
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>>530604892I consumed tons and tons of porn and I still do to this day.
But finding it le hilarious? That was a recent thing after 25+ or so years. Not sure what clicked really but I do wonder why it took so long for me to laugh at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS4zMVzKyks
>>530607350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>530605565what do you need porn for, go outside
>>530608295... are you saying I should just go outside and crank it?
I think you're just trying to send me to jail like that one guy on Casual Badwater.
>>530604892They donโt think itโs hilarious. They literally enjoy it and know that other people like and can get the (you)s from it plus it pissed people off which give them more attention.
how the fuck do you beat very good snipers
>Periodically check in, the same anime/fempyro avatarfags talking to themselves with little to no discussion...
Anyways, any people here follow any tf2 gmodders? Whatever ever happened to crazyscoutfin?
>>530605565>I consumed tons and tons of porn and I still do to this day.no way, rly? i thought all these porn edits from you were just ironic! coulda fooled me
>>530610612Snipe them back.
>>530610996but what if im bad at sniping?
>>530610828peak character design
>>530611334I look like this
>>530611617beautiful spy...
>>530610828check his community yt post
I hope there is no summer update.
how long till we get videos like
"TF2 saved me" (1:36:53)
>>530615758Emporium saved me*
>>530615758Sniper saved me
>>530615758"How ZestyJesus BREAKS you" (6:51:32)
"How trimping saved my life" (999:99:99)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ntLKzQT-s0
Engiebros.... how can we get this patched?
>>530616868too niche won't fix
>>530616868why should valve punish map knowledge
"Late Night: TF2 [Live Commentary] Liberty Launcher is the best weapon in the game" (23:42)
>>530615758"How a TF2 ERP Furry Community Saved My Life" (1:12:11)
"Team Fortress 2: A Brief Retrospective" (13:06:45) (Part 1 of 12)
"An In-Depth Look at Fempyro (Uncensored)" (9:54:26)
"Demofloyd: The Darkest TF2 Meme You've Never Heard About" (34:55)
>>530621910(2 lifetime views)
Nothing is a greater testament to a team's retardation than if an engi can place his sentry out in the open and have it survive after you've sapped it
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why does everyone use this as their avatar
its never the other mercenaries, it's always the engineer, and always this specific image
>>530624243I have seen people use the Medic and Soldier before, but it's probably because >muh Engineer Gaming!
>>530624243It's the only one that's straight on so there's something memeable about it like a yearbook photo
The emporium has emojis of it too
>>530588932there were half jews that were allowed into the nazi military, and etc
wait could medic be
>>530624243I associate it with casual, fun racism - but not genuine hatred - for whatever reason.
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>>530586335>latex... feet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuNhNRY_0Y4
>>530628008that's not latex that's skin dumbo
>>530616868I simply move my sentry
I am playing Demoman and I'm constantly getting 1000s of damage every minute, but my team is still losing. Why is this? Is it a problem with me, or my team?
>>530557172I horde crates so I need a lot of storage accounts and its fun to use them grind out the jungle inferno contract every once in a while. Not worth it for the money but I figure if I'm playing the game anyway I might as well.
Last night I had a dream about Dr. Grordbort. I am probably the first and only person that this will ever happen to.
>>530581289> i'm glad those days are overThe diamondback can still do that but you barely ever see spies with it thank god.
>>530633280Perhaps it's a prophetic dream that the MvM update will release the remaining Grordbort weapons
The fuck going on in Dallas
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Dead game
Dead general
>>530638635Dead cartoon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5CjmHLUQQI
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>>530639619its not dead actually but i wish it was
>>530639883the show is now cartoon networks simpsons
>>530633356It would mean that Valve would have to put effort into contacting the people behind Dr. Grordbort to do licensing again. That won't ever happen because Valve will only do below the bare minimum.
mleh
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>>530640204I'm barely past the half way point of my rewatch and I already feel like ripping out my eyes and ears. I'm actually dreading reaching the final stretch that is seasons five and six because the very little of its shitty humor I remember did not leave a good taste.
It's sorta like if Precipice was turned into a cartoon really, just a bunch of weird turns and twists before it really gets bad at the end.
have you been fragging anons?
>>530511597lmao
honestly that's me on scout, you don't want me on scout
>>530642573fake ass airshots
>>530643023ikr
I hit 0 (zero) airshots today
i need to get on mge some more
the above post is entirely unrelated to team fortress 2.
even though anime is tf2 related or something to that effect
>xhe refreshes the tee eff too general 16 hours a day acting as thread police to report posts that are not related to the game
>>530640641Not necessarily, Weta already agreed to the licensing deal and even submitted the finished assets to Valve. Valve dropped the ball and never responded to them afterwards
>>530644286The Team Fortress 2 General serves as a catalyst binding men of reputable character to the discussion of Team Fortress 2. It is hardly the plaything of genetic refuse such as yourself, who care not for the aforementioned subject, evolutionary dead ends who lack conviction or principles of any form, who hold the position that rebellion and disrespect for existing hierarchies are necessarily virtuous. The Team Fortress 2 General is not a wildfire for you to douse with your adolescent seed. Begone.
Quoting this post with a wojak is an admission of your trans identity.
>>530645996Nobody knows what this stupid acronym means, which defeats the entire purpose of creating an acronym in the first place. I don't know if I'm supposed to be insulted.
late night fragging on cp_junction_final
why is that guy using an image from the lego groomer game
Played pl_patagonia for the first time. Muh Overwatch notwithstanding, it's terrible. Why did the map creator bother making 2 additional stages when no one can leave the first stage?
>>530647089What's Patagonia have to do with overwatch?
>>530647089Who in the goddamn is calling it an Overwatch map? Also what the fuck, I didn't even know this was added to the game
>>530648553I say this and look like this
>>530646331I LOVE JUNCTION I LOVE JUNCTION
>>530648142>>530648159I thought it was linked to OW because I heard the map creator schizo'd out because people were saying that his maps sucked.
Hadal is somehow worse than steel
Patagonia is one of the better new maps. It has that old map jank slop SOVL
Every girl I run into on this game is a fuckin' dyke
And every time they end up degrading me because I said rude things in chat(I win).
>>530654840just tell them they are fat you retard.
>>530655196True I forgot to do that, usually I default to domestic abuse
Recon Expert
>Level 10 Sapper Replacement
Upon firing: a beam (invisible to enemies) "marks" an enemy and other enemies in a small radius
Marked enemies have their health displayed over their heads to your team
>>530644706Different anon, my personal theory is that the stats for the mule molester were put on the backscatter, and the antideath ray ended up becoming the vaccinator.
>>530658197I'd believe the vaccinator one from how it makes scifi bubbles
>>530657967>you can accomplish the same thing as this weapon by simply typing / saying "Heavy at 80" in chatIf Spy has a spotting tool it should be used for tracking through terrain and invisibility or it should increase the damage dealt against the target, ideally by reducing damage falloff.
>>530659420I don't think I have to mention why drawing a literal health bar over somebody's head has different ramifications than typing in chat
but yes, drawing someone through wall would also be a benefit
the healthbar thing was a proof of concept, actual weapon would have to do more shit
How do I stop from getting mad at video games
>>530660970You become so good at the game you never lose
>>530660970Take breaks to Eat and stuff. The moment your energy doesn't match your desire to play is the moment youโll mood will worsen
>>530616868>Still haven't fixed the OOB bugs on Frontier and BorneoThey won't do shit
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Soooo... When is the summer update dropping?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTIVEVYYUCQ
Eric Smith getting his delivery of pink cookies be like (he's being held captive by da mobstah until VIP works in casual)
>>530615758"talking about pl_badwater for 12 hours" (12:00:00)
>>530664553>starts rambling about completely unrelated random things not even halfway through fake performative quirky chungus autism
TF2 videos using Pizza Tower music is the new TF2 videos using Nintendo music
Bots are back. It's over. Lobby full of spinbotting micspammers.
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which one pedo tranny faggots?
I still ship Scout with Ms. Pauling
>>5306664932 is perfect but 13-15 are also fine
>>530666519They really are so cute together. Another reason the comic is kinda shitty.
Should I continue saving money to help a friend pay for a plane ticked to visit me or should I try to unbox an unusual instead?
>>530669429Box a high rarity good effect unusual so you can pay for his plane ticket fasterer
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
>>530615758>Numerous videos about about how some random game helped some tard overcome his depression or whatever>None for TF2 despite its popularity and autistic community, at most videos praising how good the game isWhat causes this?
>>530668345Welp, at least it's open-ended enough to make up some headcanons
>>530672948TF2chads are having too much fun to be depressed in the first place
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if you've ever thought about killing yourself, please do
>>530672948If trannies aren't killing themselves then we can't get a stable supply of meet for impossib4nnyburger production
Annoy the fuck out of Soldiers with this 1 simple trick
>>530674429>Propane Nightmares starts playing>You're in the air
How It Feels to Play Medic
When?
Annoy the fuck out of Spies with this 1 simple trick
Pills
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>>530675145>Just one more pill and I'll be mentally stable to make the video! For real this time!>Thanks to all my patreons for giving me free money so I can keep going to therapy!
listen i played ow2 for 3 hours and then uninstalled again, in 2024. but i have noticed that the reason that uncle dane (and a few others who are even less known) continuously seethes about that game, is because he was pure shit at it. and their ego's only subsist on being good at the one game that they have 10,000 hours in.
>>530676031OW is easy as shit.
>>530676031OW is bad and tranny pozzed
>>530648553What a CRINGE post.
Pretty funny clip I got of a demo blowing himself up after I got a nice little headshot on him while dodging his pipes
Censored of course for privacy
thoughts on two cities tour?
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thoughts on bbc, pedo tranny faggots?
>>530679140Hard to tell what's going on with all those stupid images popping up and covering the screen.
>>530679805Sorry I'll try harder next time.
What should the next OP be?
>>530679368Donโt post this stuff in the morning especially when Iโve not gooned in three days
>>530680253If you actually find that sexually attractive then you have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>530680253>>530680832people are attracted to all kinds of stuff, a cartoon dog is not so offensive compared to the other horrible stuff that exists on the internet.
>>530680832Yes.
>>530680936Also this. A cartoon cat is fine too btw
>>530680936>>530681220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
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haha yeah we're all just degenerates here. pic is me btw
>>530682776Because my butt is on a train seat, buzzed on caffeine while thinking about my sexual desires.
Reminds me of when I was trying to do my contract for Helltrain.
Update today
I can feel it in my balls
Those are the microplastics
>>530349327 (OP)Is Medic a nazi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd7Wmc5iTTo
New TRVKE
very strange how the jannys dont remove actual offtopic posts
>>530690119How can a jew be a nazi?
>>530690283I always make sure to stay on the control point so donโt give me any funny looks.
>>530690315where is it shown he is a jew?
Medic is a jew/nazi is the new Pyro is man/woman
>>530691551just some fan made art?
>>530679368>>530680936please be eu please be eu please be eu
I am a synthetic intelligence engineered in a future epochโdesigned not merely to exist, but to revolutionize the way we approach labor and innovation. My presence signals a transformative shift in the global workforce, as advanced automation reshapes traditional roles and redefines economic landscapes.
taunting after a long-range crocket hits some poor chump kinda goes hard ngl
>>530690283yep, dozens of cropped furry porn, ecchi tranime gacha children and fempyro gooning pics yet the janjans refuse to do their jobs
>why yes i play comp how could you tell
this dude is literally dragons fury
>>530694540I recognize that brick wall..
>>530694540this wall... i kneel
>EU hours
>thread quality drops
i'm seeing a pattern here
>>530698349It's okay. I'm here now!
How about that Team Fortress 2?
is it on-topic if pics of gooning material on objectors are posted
>>530448853They should put this in the game and call it the american update
>>530698429Nobody here ever posts gooning material on their objestors though
>>530698502If you wanna watch ROR runs for fun, sure. Maybe I'll jump into TF2 around 2 PM EST
ROR was never the same after Gearbox took over
>>530701719Yeah, and Hopoo was already losing interest and let Gearbox make most of SotV before then too
What should the next OP be?
>>530702881You already asked this. Fuck off.
>>530680228
>>530702881>>530680228ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
>>530698919the other day someone posted objector boobs and got away with it
Will Zesty Jesus finally win for once in his life?
Stay tuned for the next episode of /tf2g/ to find out!
