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Anonymous No.530370334 >>530370671
/hsrg/ - Honkai: Star Rail General
Previous: >>530351486

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Anonymous No.530370448
kuru kuru
Anonymous No.530370461
This one
Anonymous No.530370498 >>530370543
v2 today?
Anonymous No.530370504
This is the one
Anonymous No.530370505
Anonymous No.530370543
>>530370498
tmrw
Anonymous No.530370584 >>530370727 >>530379917
I am the Nihility of my sword.
Bricks are my body, and debuffs are my blood.
I have rolled over a thousand bricks.
Unknown to Harmony.
Nor know of 0 cycles.
Have farmed EHR relics to land many debuffs.
Yet, these hands will never get full rewards.
So as I pray, unlimited brick works.
Anonymous No.530370609
Lygus has an ugly design
Anonymous No.530370610
I, Madam JOBta, Jester of The Genius Society, humbly kneel to:

Screwllum-sama, whose machine intelligence outshines me like the sun does a rock. Without you I would be useless. Thank you for building the SU and letting me claim some meagre credit for it.

Stephen-sama, who has already surpassed me at such a young age. Thank you for gifting me some trinkets you made at a young age and letting me pretend to be a genius.

Ruan Mei-sama, my bedrock and master. I could never hold a candle to your perfection. Thank you for making me young and beautiful again - the beauty gifted by you is truly my only talent.

Polka-sama, who I fear and worship. Thank you for choosing to spare my pathetic life.

Ratio-sama, whose natural wit and perception far exceeds my own, and who is more fitting for the genius title than I am.

Trailblazer-sama, to whom I am forever grateful for bearing with my ineptitude and my inability to help you. Once you join the Genius Society I will gladly step down to become member #84.

Lygus-sama, the actual emanator of erudition and he who exposed my fraudulent nature to the entire universe. Thank you for letting me pretend to be an emanator for so long.

Please do not hesitate to use my body in any way you wish. As I am lacking in knowledge and skill, this is the only way in which I can repay you all for letting me pretend to be smart.
Anonymous No.530370612
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Anonymous No.530370636
kururin
Anonymous No.530370645 >>530370873 >>530370882 >>530371052 >>530371315 >>530372237 >>530377629
oldfags still got it
Anonymous No.530370660
>>530370323
Cuz GI is our big sis and we only bully our little sis because they took mommy's love from us.
Anonymous No.530370671
>>530370334 (OP)
Stinky thread. Post stinky foxes.
Anonymous No.530370724
Nice Sunday "bro"
Anonymous No.530370727
>>530370584
Kinda wanna do this with Phys characters desu
Anonymous No.530370773 >>530370919 >>530371268 >>530371527
I LOVE PINK WOMEN
Anonymous No.530370852
>>530370323
Genshin's animation is actually improving over time while HSR's animation stagnates or gets worse

https://youtu.be/dKFLgjaTC6E
Anonymous No.530370873
>>530370645
Bro that Acheron is so MEN’D
Anonymous No.530370882
>>530370645
fags is right
Anonymous No.530370916
>sparkle and archer are stronger than phainon and sunday
>therefore sparkle is stronger than sunday
flawless logic
Anonymous No.530370919
Yuri general
>>530370773
C&C
Anonymous No.530370973
L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
Anonymous No.530370974 >>530371106 >>530371230
Good evening, Honkai Star Rail General
https://files.catbox.moe/nto3xn.jpg
Anonymous No.530370986 >>530371143 >>530371190 >>530371341 >>530371635 >>530371954
E2 and f2p cone cery is stronger than e0 and s1 cone, especially for anaxa.
Anonymous No.530370995 >>530371797
Quickly reminder just in case you forgot, but zzz was a total... flop... despite having 2 relaunches...
Anonymous No.530371000 >>530371205
can Kafka tank Nanook?
why does she look so smug
Anonymous No.530371052
>>530370645
>Acheron and her harem
>Firefraud
SOUL
Anonymous No.530371069
what is it called when your mind wants to jerk off but you aren't actually hard
I get that whenever I'm in this thread
Anonymous No.530371075 >>530385505
Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (46)
Anonymous No.530371106 >>530371310
>>530370974
What am I looking at
Anonymous No.530371143
>>530370986
>E2 450 rolls max
>E0S1 280 rolls max
>wow why is E2S0 better than E0S1
thanks retardGOD...
Anonymous No.530371190
>>530370986
Still much more expensive
Anonymous No.530371205 >>530380348
>>530371000
Idk why but this screenshot is giga ntr coded
Anonymous No.530371230
>>530370974
hot if men
meh if women
Anonymous No.530371237 >>530371416
v2 changes, when?
Anonymous No.530371268 >>530371478
>>530370773
This is a pink general
Anonymous No.530371281 >>530372039
Phainon will NEVER have a wife that loves and embraces him in the afterlife btw
Anonymous No.530371310 >>530371398 >>530372384
>>530371106
Oh? You want a better look?~
Anonymous No.530371315 >>530372008 >>530372118 >>530372135 >>530372308 >>530372314 >>530372551 >>530372750 >>530381338 >>530381727
>>530370645
it's time, post 'em my fellow wagies
I might have to get Hyacine on her rerun, but I don't regret skipping her, I'm saving for Saber, Hysilens and Wolfie
Anonymous No.530371332
KAKAKASHA
Anonymous No.530371341
>>530370986
>4k attack
>100% Crit Rate
>360% Crit dmg
>160% Dmg%
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anonymous No.530371368
I slopped and flopped and killed the entire remembrance path...
Anonymous No.530371398 >>530371803
>>530371310
Nta but I do
Anonymous No.530371416
>>530371237
tomorrow but v2 changes are always spelling changes anon. You have to wait for v3 for the any changes to kit numbers and such.
Anonymous No.530371427 >>530371534 >>530372367
>"HSR's storytelling sucks because it is a visual novel"

Why is it a visual novel? It doesn't need to be a visual novel when it earns 1 billion dollars every year
Anonymous No.530371478 >>530371609 >>530371908
>>530371268
Hyacine is insanely cute. It's ridiculous.
Anonymous No.530371527
>>530370773
Touching cyrene (child) and playing games with her
Anonymous No.530371534 >>530373228
>>530371427
the budget goes to the passion project game hoyo actually cares about, where the boob and butt physics have a higher budget than an entire patch story
Anonymous No.530371561 >>530371698 >>530372285
tectone hasn't comeback to hsr btw
Anonymous No.530371582
Anonymous No.530371609 >>530371673 >>530371982
>>530371478
she's just pink Barbara from genshin but with a cartoony unicorn following her around
Anonymous No.530371635 >>530371749
>>530370986
Great E1, mid E2. It looks padded high but she's only good for like 3 characters in the game at best right now, and her competition is steep. Her personal numbers aren't too insane either unless you are geared out the wazoo and have higher cost investment.
Anonymous No.530371673
>>530371609
proof that adding pastel colors makes everything good
Anonymous No.530371698 >>530371793
>>530371561
And that's a good thing.
Anonymous No.530371715 >>530371953 >>530372075
when are we getting an event like the ghost one with guinaifen huohuo and sushang again i just want another event with the characters involved it was so fun I DONT WANT TO PLAY CANDY CRUSH WITH BOOTHILL
Anonymous No.530371749 >>530371996 >>530372112 >>530372286
>>530371635
>mihoyo makes a character that isn't powercreep and better than everything else
>"NOOOOO THIS SUCKS"
there's no pleasing you people
Anonymous No.530371793 >>530371932
>>530371698
that's a bad thing it means no straight males care about this game anymore and tectone is the representation of straight males
Anonymous No.530371797 >>530374389
>>530370995
What even is a relaunch
Anonymous No.530371803 >>530371949 >>530372553 >>530372612
>>530371398
This one is just for you then~
https://files.catbox.moe/x90c53.png
Anonymous No.530371804 >>530371889 >>530371984 >>530372682
What am I saving for?
Anonymous No.530371889
>>530371804
Screwchad
Anonymous No.530371908
>>530371478
>Hyahearts
GUH
Anonymous No.530371932
>>530371793
He’s on HRT bro
Anonymous No.530371949
>>530371803
I would love to lick between your toes and having you step on me anywhere you'd think i'm worthy of
Anonymous No.530371953
>>530371715
you thought the Amphoreus story being 8 hours long per patch was an extra?!
oh no no no no, it just mean ALL the content and dev time was condensed into the main story, we're still getting the same amount of play time, that's why the events are all super short and suck ass
Anonymous No.530371954
>>530370986
>Spend up to 480 rolls just so she can do as much damage as Hyacine and Tribbie while still only being great with Phainon and just being ok with Phainon and Archer
Also no shit E2 is stronger than e0, that's literally every character in this game
Anonymous No.530371982
>>530371609
I don't care about Barbara at all.
Anonymous No.530371984
>>530371804
Polka
Anonymous No.530371996
>>530371749
I'm not criticizing it, it's more to point out it sounds insane on paper but she's just decently good even if a bit niche, which is healthier than every new Harmony character having to be must pulls or breaking the game every few patches.
Anonymous No.530372008
>>530371315
Anonymous No.530372016 >>530372263 >>530372450
Anonymous No.530372039
>>530371281
Don't rub it in, Kevin...
Anonymous No.530372075 >>530372227
>>530371715
>when are we getting an event like the ghost one with guinaifen huohuo and sushang again

that was the worst event in the game
Anonymous No.530372112
>>530371749
Nigga, she at least needs to be usable with more than 3 characters. Not saying she needs to powercreep every other harmony or anything but it makes no sense as to why she sucks with every other skill based dps except Phainon, Archer, and Anaxa
Anonymous No.530372118 >>530372229
>>530371315
Where do you guys get this particular readout, that has the numbers of eidolons next to your character?
Anonymous No.530372135 >>530372229 >>530372254 >>530372808
>>530371315
how the fuck I beat the flame reaver? his copies are so resistant this time
Anonymous No.530372164
Acceptable.
Anonymous No.530372227
>>530372075
...for trannies like you
Anonymous No.530372229
>>530372118
Hoyolab
>>530372135
Kill the ones that have the mark, have AoE shill characters.
Anonymous No.530372237
>>530370645
They finally stopped fucking Firefly over
Anonymous No.530372251
Wait was Phainon having the golden tattoo actually a destruction thing? I remember when Fugue had it some people theorized about Amphoreus too but people stopped talking about it pretty quickly
Anonymous No.530372254
>>530372135
Your herta? Your E1 Tribbie?
Anonymous No.530372263
>>530372016
cyrene when she sees my penis
Anonymous No.530372285 >>530372585
>>530371561
Who cares. Now when Asmongold returns then we'll be so fucking back
Anonymous No.530372286 >>530372409
>>530371749
>Release a "balanced" a character
>Character is powercrept after a month or 2
Ah yes, we want more balanced characters like Sparkle when MHY loves to release characters overtuned characters like Robin and Sunday.
Anonymous No.530372308
>>530371315
Anonymous No.530372314 >>530372385 >>530372453 >>530375665
>>530371315
Seelesnack!
Anonymous No.530372367 >>530372523
>>530371427
>cashgrabs aka the honkai IP
slopme2themoon
honkai school 1
gun girls z (still milking sunk cost paypiggies)
honkai impact 3 (still milking sunk cost paypiggies)
honkai star rail (current cashgrab)
honkai pokemon (next cashgrab)
>cultural phenomenon
Genshin (they use the hsr money)
>passion projects (share the same building/team)
tears of themis (they use the hsr money)
zenless zone zero (they use the hsr money)
Anonymous No.530372381
FLOP NASTY!
Anonymous No.530372384
>>530371310
Anonymous No.530372385
>>530372314
Anonymous No.530372409
>>530372286
we all love sparkle
Anonymous No.530372429 >>530372527 >>530372554 >>530372586
Cyrene is so boring. I dont believe anyone unironically likes her besides falseflaggers using her because shes a HI3 expy.
Anonymous No.530372450
>>530372016
Hot
Anonymous No.530372453
>>530372314
sovl
Anonymous No.530372523
>>530372367
I think the PokΓ©mon game is gonna be more of a tears of themis scale game for hoyo
Anonymous No.530372527
>>530372429
Stop posting a hi3 character
Anonymous No.530372551
>>530371315
Anonymous No.530372553
>>530371803
nta, but I need a even better look
>btw, uid???
Anonymous No.530372554 >>530372651 >>530373595
>>530372429
Cyrene has more personality than the entire Flopsos Heirs and half of Penacony casts
Anonymous No.530372585
>>530372285
asmon is a straight male, why would he wanna play a gacha to roll for a half naked man?

he's busy with uma btw
truly a potential GOTY contender
Anonymous No.530372586
>>530372429
Cyrene (14) is extremely sexy
Anonymous No.530372612
>>530371803
pretty sexy, this angle makes you look like you are nopan
Anonymous No.530372651
>>530372554
Wanting to have sex with TB isn't a personality, pagbro.
Anonymous No.530372682
>>530371804
Pink haired cuties
Anonymous No.530372750 >>530378337
>>530371315
forgot that i redid it
Anonymous No.530372805 >>530372960 >>530372980 >>530373064 >>530373184 >>530373445
Describe Cyrenes personality
Describe Phainons personality
Anonymous No.530372808
>>530372135
you have to keep targetting the copies with the mark, they have 30% of the HP the normal ones have and give the character a extra turn and bonus damage when killed
Anonymous No.530372960
>>530372805
>Describe Cyrenes personality
Bisexual sacrificial slut for (You)
>Describe Phainons personality
Bisexual sacrificial slut for (You) but has been around the town more
Anonymous No.530372980
>>530372805
ML (master love)
ML (Mydei love)
Anonymous No.530372984 >>530373207
E1 Saber will be good enough or will the convoluted effects from her E2 be easily achievable in combat?
Anonymous No.530372989
Is Brickher better than Brickhill? Will we ever get Single Target content?
Anonymous No.530373037 >>530373257
Where is MrPokke's Fate early access video, I need it now
Anonymous No.530373064
>>530372805
slut that want your cock
slut that want lygus cock
Anonymous No.530373081
It's really something when whales post their clears, it's like "Okay bro, you spent $200-$1,000 to clear a little faster than me and get the same rewards." Nobody's impressed, whale-kun.
Anonymous No.530373126 >>530373229
Mydei can't 0 cycle the bug without Tribbie
Anonymous No.530373184
>>530372805
AIDS
I hate them both
Anonymous No.530373207
>>530372984
You have more than enough time to see how well Saber does ingame pal, her banner is staying for multiple patches
Anonymous No.530373214 >>530373453
Why are there suddenly so many Ironic pedos that like cyrene?
Anonymous No.530373228 >>530373319
>>530371534
I would rather have better boob and butt physics in HSR too.

What did our story budget even achieve? 7 years hand drawn animation of Phainon jobbing to Zephyro? Lol
Anonymous No.530373229
>>530373126
I only need HIM
Anonymous No.530373257 >>530373294
>>530373037
They can’t post until the banners go live in Asia
Anonymous No.530373287 >>530373397 >>530373462
okay, NOW I'll eat your snacks, Unri
Anonymous No.530373289 >>530373346
Tired of shitposting
gn bwos
Anonymous No.530373294 >>530373462
>>530373257
That's fucked up
Anonymous No.530373319
>>530373228
fujos infested HSR so you'll never get boob or butt physics now
Anonymous No.530373331
Ironic?
Anonymous No.530373346
>>530373289
lov u
Anonymous No.530373397
>>530373287
Turn her around
Anonymous No.530373436 >>530373597 >>530373646
hows this team for archer?
Anonymous No.530373445
>>530372805
>Mary Sue

>Cuck
Anonymous No.530373453
>>530373214
there's like 2 of them they just spam off cooldown and reply to themselves/each other
Anonymous No.530373462
>>530373294
wrong reply, meant to >>530373287
Anonymous No.530373526 >>530373739
Anonymous No.530373595
>>530372554
>more personality
Never played hi3 but so far she is a more forced Firefly and her entire Memememe was annoying as fuck
Anonymous No.530373597
>>530373436
you could just play dps silver wolf but you have AIDS so whatever
Anonymous No.530373623 >>530373772
Should I go for sunday LC or Tribbie E1
Anonymous No.530373646
>>530373436
no point in running Hanya if you already have Sparkle
Anonymous No.530373669
Anonymous No.530373739 >>530374127
>>530373526
Anonymous No.530373772 >>530373991
>>530373623
Entirely depends on your teams
Anonymous No.530373830 >>530373964 >>530374046
Why didn't they give a 3D model to Tribbios?

Why do they always use Jarilo VI when they need to do the side quest of a character who came from another planet? Or do they use the Herta station as a "generic laboratory n100"?

This game didn't deserve to make so much money and worse: the story isn't even that good and the gameplay is 99% decided before the fights.
Anonymous No.530373954
Sad News
Cerydra calcs worse than the quantum core for archer teams
Anonymous No.530373964
>>530373830
Positives outweigh your nitpicks
Anonymous No.530373991
>>530373772
I have every 3.x dps except Mydei and Aglaea, and plan to get Saber, M7, and Cyrene. Skipping 3.5
Anonymous No.530374002 >>530374105
>64 pity
How many more pulls are left before the banners change? It's just the fate event left?
Anonymous No.530374046
>>530373830
Sad but true
Anonymous No.530374049
>Positives
KEKYPOWAOWOW
Anonymous No.530374105 >>530374256 >>530374361
>>530374002
>pity
>fate event
bwo.... I....
Anonymous No.530374127 >>530374175 >>530374238
>>530373739
Anonymous No.530374175
>>530374127
My POV
Anonymous No.530374217 >>530374287 >>530374379 >>530374592 >>530374746 >>530374891 >>530374917
Genshin, ZZZ, Wuwa ou Fate GO: If you give a premium account for a newbie with all characters maxed out vs the hardest challenge in the game: he probably will lose
Meanwhile in HSR: There's no way he can lose
Anonymous No.530374238 >>530374428
>>530374127
Anonymous No.530374256
>>530374105
grpwo...
Anonymous No.530374273 >>530375110 >>530378512
>V2 in about 2 hours
Need to temper expectations but man I want to see some numbers go up at least
Anonymous No.530374287
>>530374217
Honestly, you are not wrong
Anonymous No.530374331
uh oh hsr rager melty
Anonymous No.530374361
>>530374105
I want tribbie so I need the gems from whatever events are left. I don't care about the fate characters.
Anonymous No.530374379
>>530374217
No new player is beating DU X8.
Anonymous No.530374389
>>530371797
what the voices in xhis head tells xhim is a relaunch
Anonymous No.530374428
>>530374238
Anonymous No.530374545 >>530374904 >>530375360 >>530375464
Anonymous No.530374592
>>530374217
Only true for FGO because of the different mechanics bosses have
Also zzz flopped
Anonymous No.530374746
>>530374217
DU that high will one or two shot your entire party, not happening.
Anonymous No.530374891
>>530374217
>games with gameplay for normal individuals vs skinnerbox tranny cuck fujofreak game
Anonymous No.530374904 >>530377841
>>530374545
Aeon of yaoi.....
Anonymous No.530374917
>>530374217
unironically TRVKE, the amount of dolphins getting filtered by genshin and zzz endgame is funny.
Anonymous No.530374969 >>530375184
What's with this passive aggressive seethe towards HSR lmfao
Anonymous No.530375034 >>530377560
She buffed too much
Anonymous No.530375110
>>530374273
Would giving her higher attack even do anything? The issue is how her DoTs work..
Anonymous No.530375184
>>530374969
Its pretty active agressive chudverbeit
Anonymous No.530375239
Anonymous No.530375306 >>530375459 >>530375548
Help. Which one is better? She is getting Worm 20% CR. He is 142 speed.

I like second best due to hp but the first one has 137 speed.
Anonymous No.530375310
>got sunday today
>check his lines
>pic rel
man they really want him to stick around huh
Anonymous No.530375360
>>530374545
>pagfly not indexed
I kneel
Anonymous No.530375437
THE BUFFED HYSILENS' WORDING!!!
Anonymous No.530375459
>>530375306
i'm sorry anon, i'm afraid i've gone blind and cannot see your picture. I'm unable to help you
Anonymous No.530375464
>>530374545
>no fireflop
bayzed
Anonymous No.530375520
uh oh homocord raid
Anonymous No.530375543
>>530320468
Ughhh I switched out Serval for Mini-Herta like folks suggested and only got like 10 points more on Apoc Shadow. I didn't even bother redoing the Firefly side until I can get these Herta numbers higher. I can't think of anything other than going into the relic mines and trying to get better Crit ratios.
Anonymous No.530375548 >>530375797 >>530375879
>>530375306
God fucking damn it. Every time.
Anonymous No.530375662 >>530376123 >>530377104
The votations for the fanart contest started
https://act.hoyoverse.com/puzzle/hkrpg/pz_ghCwZ8Th4a/index.html

You can get free jade
Anonymous No.530375665
>>530372314
based snackeeles
Anonymous No.530375670 >>530375925
Wait we are doing wind set memes with Kafka now? Fuck EHR and just spam ult??? What do I do with my perfect farmed dot set.
Anonymous No.530375797
>>530375548
HOLY SHIT SHE NUKED MOC 12.
Anonymous No.530375843 >>530376071 >>530376275
reMEMber this is my game
Anonymous No.530375853 >>530375939 >>530376154 >>530377201 >>530377310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQbetWZS-zs
does the 'hark' animated short actually play in game?
Anonymous No.530375879 >>530376091
>>530375548
both are useless. she needs to be faster than the worm
use the 137 speed one and switch pieces around on Sunday so he's slower than her, but faster than 134
Anonymous No.530375890
Elation MC will flop
Anonymous No.530375916
>120 pulls for E1 Tribbie
was this worth it bros
Anonymous No.530375921
i cum in cat she hiss at penis
Anonymous No.530375925
>>530375670
wind set is to spam her ult and pop more DOTs, if you have a good set with good speed then you should be fine. You don't have to farm eagle but equipping tutorial will help her much more with the new role her kit provides much better than her sig, her personal damage isn't much to write home about anyways..
Anonymous No.530375939 >>530376113
>>530375853
let me guess, you skipped it
Anonymous No.530376002
Elation will NOT flop
Anonymous No.530376021 >>530376474
guess the character
Anonymous No.530376071
>>530375843
CAELVS
Anonymous No.530376091 >>530376185
>>530375879
Damn, I hate speed tunning but she was deleting everything. Will put it as work in progress I guess. I think its better to slow down Sunday at 136?
Anonymous No.530376113
>>530375939
No
Anonymous No.530376123 >>530376463
>>530375662
thank you anon
i will be using all my votes on mydei content
Anonymous No.530376154
>>530375853
Bricked
Anonymous No.530376185 >>530376290
>>530376091
Nyes, go 137 on Jl and 136 on the worm
Anonymous No.530376247 >>530376314 >>530376480 >>530376629 >>530377163 >>530385187
Ok just finished 3.3 story

THIS is what you gachaf*cks consider a great story and great storytelling? Am I supposed to care about these dead n*ggas or Phainon?

and the fight against Aquila with the song is considerably below that of against Sunday with Robin's song

And of course TOO. MUCH. FUCKING. USELESS. DIALOGUE. JESUS. JUST. FUCKING. GET. IT. OVER. WITH. ALREADY.
Anonymous No.530376252 >>530377049
My fuarking wife
Anonymous No.530376275
>>530375843
I look like this
Anonymous No.530376290
>>530376185
Thanks bwo. JL is finally fun again.
Anonymous No.530376298
I can guarantee Tribbie E1 in 15 days
It cost me everything to get it
I hope Saber's banner doesn't burn me
Anonymous No.530376314
>>530376247
Jaded fuck.
Anonymous No.530376317 >>530376413 >>530376420 >>530376530 >>530376760 >>530376894
hows this game for new players? considering playing but checking the guides its quite a lot of stuff that i dont 100% understand
Anonymous No.530376413
>>530376317
roll for Tribbie E1
Anonymous No.530376420
>>530376317
>hows this game for new players
you get a free 5 stars in 4 days so a good time
Anonymous No.530376440 >>530376575 >>530376657
Why is E1 Tribbie good?
Anonymous No.530376450 >>530377104
Anonymous No.530376463 >>530377104
>>530376123
Based, I used my votes on the biker art and his fansong too (didnt even hear it)
Anonymous No.530376474
>>530376021
Seele
Anonymous No.530376480 >>530376605
>>530376247
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THIS SAME POST
DO I HAVE TO ARCHIVESCHIZO YOU
Anonymous No.530376494 >>530376658
Is this clear soul?
Anonymous No.530376530
>>530376317
Below average, the game doesn't give enough xp or relic leveling matetials early on so you'll get gated from progressing in a really unfun way at a certain point. That doesn't matter if all you want to do is clear story though.
Anonymous No.530376575
>>530376440
way too busted, I bet the dev regretting making her E1 like that
Anonymous No.530376605
>>530376480
? Only did it twice.

1st time was about 3.0, 3.1 and 3.2 and now I just got done with 3.3's story so I made another.
Anonymous No.530376629
>>530376247
>Reddit x Family
Anonymous No.530376657
>>530376440
You can't even tell what it does until you get it
Anonymous No.530376658
>>530376494
>Tribbie E1
>Hyacine
>Sunday
Almost soulless, but Sparkle partially saved you from complete husk form
Anonymous No.530376742 >>530376778 >>530376824 >>530376863 >>530376916
Does the Fate banner share pity with normal limited banners?
Anonymous No.530376760
>>530376317
Retard just play it and see for yourself.
Anonymous No.530376778 >>530376879
>>530376742
No
Anonymous No.530376824
>>530376742
No, but they last for 3 patches so you have time to get them even if you have zero pulls now
Anonymous No.530376827
honkai rape rail
Anonymous No.530376863
>>530376742
Separate pity
Anonymous No.530376879 >>530377005
>>530376778
Wait so I can't build pity on like Tribbie's banner and then snatch Saber? FUCK
Anonymous No.530376894
>>530376317
if you have played basically any real JRPG this game is childs play to you
Anonymous No.530376916
>>530376742
lol nope
Anonymous No.530376961
>preview of Saber posted
Hmmm will they have a Keeping up or a pv?
Anonymous No.530377005
>>530376879
Bro you've been told this for weeks
Anonymous No.530377049 >>530377757
>>530376252
Would semen go inside of her or the sperm also dies?
Anonymous No.530377073 >>530377192 >>530377228 >>530378073 >>530378367 >>530379357 >>530379729 >>530385871
I am never ever ever listening to you fuckers again. Amphoreus has been great so far and judging by all the hate you’ve shown for 3.4 I’m betting that’s going to be even better.
Anonymous No.530377104
>>530375662
>>530376450
>>530376463
Mydeifrens!
Anonymous No.530377163 >>530377342 >>530377569
>>530376247
Based

FLOPhoreus killed all the momentum this game had
Anonymous No.530377192
>>530377073
Retard do you think anyone in this thread does something other than shitpost?
Anonymous No.530377201
>>530375853
it does
Anonymous No.530377228
>>530377073
It drags a bit but it's ok
Anonymous No.530377310
>>530375853
it does, that's why the short was posted only after the patch went live for a couple of hours so they wouldn't get spoiled
Anonymous No.530377334 >>530377394 >>530377489 >>530377539 >>530377676 >>530377928 >>530378763
anyone else notice the complete shift in playerbase?
seems like everyone is just a zoomer or fujo now
Anonymous No.530377342
>>530377163
Omg the trans Icon kokomi hiiii!
Anonymous No.530377394
>>530377334
>now
Anonymous No.530377406
4 DAYS
Anonymous No.530377439
>kokomi pic
>m
>retarded opinion
always checks out
Anonymous No.530377443
>everyone i don't like is a fujo
Anonymous No.530377480
fuck collabs as a concept
Anonymous No.530377489
>>530377334
We always had the genshin refugee playerbase
Anonymous No.530377538 >>530377641 >>530378874
phaidei ruined HSR
Anonymous No.530377539
>>530377334
>now
this isn't your salaryman png collector slop from japan unc
Anonymous No.530377560 >>530377598
>>530375034
QRD?
Anonymous No.530377569
>>530377163
Kokomi poster!!
Anonymous No.530377571 >>530377959 >>530378082 >>530378289 >>530378449 >>530378745 >>530379136 >>530379353 >>530379437
https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/interview/250708s
Huge interview
Anonymous No.530377582 >>530378108 >>530378876
what's wrong with amphoreus?
Anonymous No.530377598
>>530377560
word changes wait a week
Anonymous No.530377624 >>530377757
>Would semen go inside of her or the sperm also dies?
Anonymous No.530377629
>>530370645
Yunli never disappoints, rice was iffy again, might try another team
Anonymous No.530377641
>>530377538
Saved*
Anonymous No.530377676
>>530377334
These threads are like 1% of the actual playerbase and half the posters here don't even play the game...
Anonymous No.530377681 >>530377849
Anonymous No.530377757
>>530377624
>>530377049
Your cock is dying first
Anonymous No.530377758
Bailu buffs...please...
Anonymous No.530377791 >>530378775
This thing pisses me off so much. It's like firefly's E4. Why are they making trash eidolons for 2025 characters?
Anonymous No.530377804 >>530377847
What day are we getting the free Archer?
Anonymous No.530377821 >>530378075
135 is the threshold for moc regarding speed?
Anonymous No.530377841
>>530374904
buckbreakGODS
Anonymous No.530377847
>>530377804
11th
Anonymous No.530377849
>>530377681
Anonymous No.530377928
>>530377334
These threads are filled with fatefags, zzzfags, genshitfags, wuwafags.
Anonymous No.530377959
>>530377571
@chatGPT can you translate this page for me please
Anonymous No.530378073
>>530377073
It's garbage. You enjoy consuming slop.
Anonymous No.530378075
>>530377821
134.
Anonymous No.530378082
>>530377571
Gork is this true??
Anonymous No.530378108 >>530378418
>>530377582
>Puzzles sucks
>New path is broken as fuark
>No new 4 star
>Interesting setting but bad paced
>Rampant powercreep
Anonymous No.530378289 >>530378869 >>530379960 >>530381895
>>530377571
it's over bluemanbros...
Anonymous No.530378323
Anonymous No.530378337
>>530372750
RertardGOD
Anonymous No.530378367
>>530377073
*talks for another 10 minutes while dying*
Anonymous No.530378418 >>530378579 >>530378781 >>530378823 >>530379009 >>530379068
>>530378108
>No new 4 star
this is the one that shocks me, they really couldn't make ONE goddamn 4 star?
Anonymous No.530378449 >>530378846
>>530377571
>At first, I thought that a "simulated universe" [β€»] would be convenient for the setting, but as we discussed it, I thought, "It would be no fun if this collaboration ended up just in a fictional world." At the same time, I thought that a "simulated universe" would not be able to hold a meticulously designed digital Holy Grail War like that in "Fate/EXTRA CCC" [β€»] .
Anonymous No.530378512
>>530374273
V2 never does anything more than grammer corrwctions you newfag
Anonymous No.530378579
>>530378418
Nobody gives a shit about 4stars, if you actually played 3.0 to 3.4 you got plenty and more to roll with for anything, stop being victim fag.
Anonymous No.530378634 >>530378785
Is Saber good in pure fiction?
Anonymous No.530378681 >>530378785
I need pull sungay for DPS Cyrene meme?
Anonymous No.530378717 >>530380386
why does anaxa get to fuck all the girls..
Anonymous No.530378745
>>530377571
pretty sure nasu would've wanted it to be genshin for Klee .
Anonymous No.530378763
>>530377334
This game has barely any zoomers because they HATE turn based games and games where you have to read. This is millennial core
Anonymous No.530378775
>>530377791
E4 is generally trash since they want whales to pay up for E6. It's basic manipulation where they try to hook whales with massive power boosts at high (financial) investments. You are not intended to stop where you please.
>F2Poor
E0S0
>Minnows
E0S1/E1S0/E1S1
>Dolphin
E2S1
>Whales
E6S1
>Leviathans
E6S5
Anonymous No.530378781
>>530378418
They're never making 4-stars ever again, their plan is to just give out new 5-stars in their stead and that's it
Anonymous No.530378785
>>530378634
Probably decent
>>530378681
Depends on if she wants energy or not
Anonymous No.530378787 >>530379031
Should I be crafting these every month?
Anonymous No.530378823 >>530379557
>>530378418
They simply can't because they decided to go the continuous powercreep route. If they release a 4-star unit that can't actually do the content or is never a good option, people would complain. If they release a 4-star unit that can do the content and is a viable sidegrade, they're losing money. People like to joke about Gallagher, but the truth is that his mere existence hurt Lingsha sales a lot, for example.
Anonymous No.530378846
>>530378449
>Well, I can talk about this now, but at first I also thought I would use a "simulated universe" or something and tell interesting short stories .
>However, at the plot stage, it was decided to set the story in Pinocony and to feature characters such as Robin. While making use of the character settings from "Hokai: Star Rail," the setting of "Fate/stay night" would also be effectively linked .
>When I saw this, I honestly realized, "Oh, that's why HoYoverse is successful." As a collaboration, they didn't take the easy route. They took a more difficult, more interesting direction
Anonymous No.530378869
>>530378289
We lost
Anonymous No.530378874
>>530377538
It saved the yaoi porn industry at large
Anonymous No.530378876 >>530379072
>>530377582
Worst dialogue of any gacha game I've played.
Anonymous No.530379009 >>530379557
>>530378418
They are probably hesitant to give us another one after accidentally making Gallagher too good, and even March Hunt back in the day was pretty respectable.
Anonymous No.530379031
>>530378787
Yes but only with the gold relic materials. They're going to turn those into self-modeling resin in a future patch
Anonymous No.530379041 >>530379163
I've been using Therta for several months as my only 3.0 DPS (E0S0 until rerun) and she's helped me cleared all endgame. Why can't more characters be like this?
Anonymous No.530379068 >>530379557
>>530378418
there's just no good outcome for releasing a 4 star in the current state of the game
Anonymous No.530379072
>>530378876
>Snowbreak exists
Anonymous No.530379107 >>530379205
Gosh...all I can think about is Sampo...*sigh*
Anonymous No.530379136
>>530377571
>rushed shit
now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that aloy was the superior collab?
Anonymous No.530379163
>>530379041
I regret not pulling Aglaea/Therta and clearing all content from 3.0 onward without difficulty
Anonymous No.530379187
>rolled sunday for my sustainless aglaea team
>cant 0 cycle anymore
I think i fucked up the spd tuning some where
Anonymous No.530379205
>>530379107
We know, TB
Anonymous No.530379326 >>530379382
all pinksluts are the same
Anonymous No.530379351
Anonymous No.530379353 >>530379441
>>530377571
>However, I did give one piece of advice regarding Saber (Artoria).
>Artoria is treated differently depending on whether she is in the post-'stay night' or post-'FGO' setting. For this collaboration, it was originally written as being in the post-'FGO' setting, so I strongly told her, "If it's in the post-'stay night' setting, then Artoria will be like this." That's about it.
Anonymous No.530379357 >>530379915 >>530380086 >>530381383 >>530381593 >>530381796 >>530385871
>>530377073
Amphoreus is good the problem for zoomers is that is long because it's trying to give each character their time so you grow attached to them. Zoomers are just brainrotted because of short form content and can't pay attention.
Anonymous No.530379382 >>530379637
>>530379326
Around pinks, beware their kinks.
Anonymous No.530379437 >>530379583
>>530377571
>Lancer confirmed NPC
It's so over
Anonymous No.530379441
>>530379353
so do we have a post stay/night saber or post fgo one?
Anonymous No.530379494 >>530379541
Where are the collab's character trailers??
Anonymous No.530379541 >>530379770
>>530379494
Watch UBW
Anonymous No.530379557 >>530379661 >>530379991 >>530380072
>>530379068
>>530379009
>>530378823
Hear me out, maybe Star Rail could stop with the horrendous powercreep so that we could reach something like Genshin pre-Natlan levels of meta balance? In our sister game people were willing to roll for 4*s purely for collection purposes even if they're dogshit and on a banner with a dogshit 5*
Anonymous No.530379583 >>530380023
>>530379437
Anonymous No.530379637 >>530379750
>>530379382
Is Cyrene into diapers like March?
Anonymous No.530379661 >>530379969
>>530379557
pretty sure they turned up the heat after sumeru during fontaine when they released neuv. Everything pre-fontaine had minimal powercreep.
Anonymous No.530379725
Nevermind, Yunli owns edgy kevin's ass, might even have a better score if I use cipher's ult properly
Anonymous No.530379729
>>530377073
Kill yourself Shaoji.
Anonymous No.530379750 >>530380118
>>530379637
>like March
w-what
Anonymous No.530379762
I want to fuck Clara
Anonymous No.530379770 >>530380212
>>530379541
>Watching tranime
Anonymous No.530379780 >>530379912
Why are these lofou fucks sending me on a quest to skin this adorable little dog
Anonymous No.530379835 >>530380514
I will remember for those that have forgotten or never knew
Anonymous No.530379850
>Amphoreus is good
...and other lies to tell yourself to feel better about your sunk cost
Anonymous No.530379912
>>530379780
They are chinese
Anonymous No.530379915
>>530379357
I don't think you've ever written anything. Zoomers didn't invent the idea that stories should avoid redundant dialogue.
Anonymous No.530379917
>>530370584
Your BS is a negro
Anonymous No.530379937
I'm not reading "Part II" of Slophoreus at all, and I wonder how many people will now that the flopsos heirs are gone
Anonymous No.530379960
>>530378289
Anonymous No.530379969 >>530380180
>>530379661
Neuv was overpowered but I don't remember any Spiral Abyss enemies that released during Fontaine that told the player "bring Fontaine units to overcome this stupid mechanic or kill yourself" like has been the case in Natlan
Anonymous No.530379991 >>530380103
>>530379557
Sadly, different game genres, and they're clearly not interested in creating interesting mechanics or situations for enemies and bosses. They're only interested in inflating the numbers to force you to invest vertically (more money) or keep you investing horizontally to keep up.
Anonymous No.530380023
>>530379583
>you wont be able to dodge his gay bulge
this game needs an evasion mechanic
Anonymous No.530380051
Wouldn't irontomb indiscriminately cripple the entire universe forever? Why would anyone want that?
Anonymous No.530380071 >>530380421
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Anonymous No.530380072 >>530380327
>>530379557
>Pre-Natlan
We had powercreep in Lyney (sheets did more than Hu Tao), then Arle (curbstomped the Pyro DPS role), Navia brute forcing, Clorinde beating Raiden and Cyno, and Neuvilette was standing above everyone. In Star Rail, we've gotten characters that help older DPS characters perform better (Cipher and RMC), but the environment just heavily favors all the current characters more. When we are in less AoE heavy content, characters like Herta, Castorice, Mydei, and Tribbie won't be as overwhelming as they are currently.
Anonymous No.530380086 >>530380205 >>530380271 >>530380313 >>530382070
>>530379357
Dont act like every gacha ever has the same problem with storytelling. Everything is bloated as fuck just to extend your time spent on the game. Every single gacha that I played has stories where characters talk in circles for an hour, about something that can be summed up in 20 minutes tops. Dont pretend like not willing to sit through that horseshit is a sign of a "zoomer tiktok brain".
Anonymous No.530380101 >>530380256 >>530380286
If amphoreus is soooo good

Why the main writer apologized during the 3.2 stream?
Anonymous No.530380103
>>530379991
but enough about HSR
Anonymous No.530380112 >>530380264
I’m three thousand four hundred and seventy two pounds and smell bad and I just shit my pants
Anonymous No.530380118 >>530380172
>>530379750
Look up March's skirt then go look at her baby play bedroom.
Anonymous No.530380172
>>530380118
Based
Anonymous No.530380180 >>530380254 >>530380468 >>530382664
>>530379969
you're probably right for the SA enemies, I'm just thinking of neuv and furina powercreeping the roster and making stuff easier. They lagged a bit with the hp bloat but it caught up like the rest, can't imagine using my C0 raiden or ayaka now.
Anonymous No.530380205 >>530380341
>>530380086
Besides FGO, what other mobage has 8-10 hour slop updates? GBF stories are 45-1hr long sometimes less. Longest are like 2 hours
Anonymous No.530380212
>>530379770
>he says this while playing a trannyme game.
Anonymous No.530380251
No one cares about 4 stars
Just give 5 star handouts every now and then, it's the same effect except you don't have to pull for E6 4*
E6 4* take more pulls than a single E0S0 5*
Anonymous No.530380254 >>530380443
>>530380180
>ayaka
Ayaka was revived by Escoffier and now clearing the new hardest content, stygian onslaught
Anonymous No.530380256
>>530380101
He apologized for the puzzles distracting you of his great story thoughbeit
Anonymous No.530380264
>>530380112
Amphoreus slurper.....
Anonymous No.530380271
>>530380086
I meant to say *DOESNT have the same problem with storytelling
Anonymous No.530380286
>>530380101
dawei abducted his family and threaten him to publicly sudoku his writing career on the stream.
Anonymous No.530380304
>Why the main writer apologized during the 3.2 stream?
Anonymous No.530380313 >>530380517
>>530380086
If you don't like HSR don't play it faggot go back to whatever you were doing and stop shitting this thread.
Anonymous No.530380325
Meanwhile in HSR:
Anonymous No.530380327
>>530380072
raiden is only a dps with cons and cyno was always trash, electro was just that bad for them to ever be relevant in the first place
Anonymous No.530380341
>>530380205
Arknights, with stories longer than books and arcs lasting 3-5 years (because they do like twice a year and every other year for events).
Anonymous No.530380348
>>530371205
Your mind is warped by hours upon hours of brainless NTR porn consumption
Anonymous No.530380386
>>530378717
>Aglaea
>Herta
>Cerces
The hags CRAVE a sharp-tongued pretty boy
Anonymous No.530380418 >>530380496
If amphoreus is soooo good

Why skip button?
Anonymous No.530380421
>>530380071
Anonymous No.530380426 >>530380507 >>530380615
Hoshimimi Mibibi banner in 7 days
Anonymous No.530380443
>>530380254
even with the shitty inazuma crafted weapon? Damn I do not miss Genshin's weapon banner, even though HSR banner is just marginally better.
Anonymous No.530380468
>>530380180
Ayaka can easily clear floor 12 at c0r0 but she wants Escoffier to do it, but Escoffier doesn't need cons or her sig either which is nice. Raiden on the other hand has fallen off hard and is only useful in Hyperbloom.
Anonymous No.530380495
>shitstirring post out of nowhere
>esl
every damn time
Anonymous No.530380496
>>530380418
so everyone can skip trannycony and experience peak writing
Anonymous No.530380497 >>530380615 >>530380621 >>530380627 >>530380695 >>530380718 >>530380721 >>530380776 >>530380829 >>530380847 >>530380935 >>530381146 >>530381302 >>530382552
>[INDUSTRY BREAKING NEWS]

In the recently published japanese interview with Kinoko Nasu (Writer and co-founder of Type-moon/Fate franchise) x Shaoji (Honkai series writer), Naus admits he's been playing Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail since release. He acknowledges the cultural impact of HoYoverse on Japan. He even admits HoYoverse's development teams and games are the best among the gacha industry.

Kinoko Nasu also states there are ZERO plans to move FGO or any future gacha games into 3D development. He goes on to talk about the "developmental environment" in Japan just isn't at that level.

Source: https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/interview/250708s
Anonymous No.530380507
>>530380426
after the official Harumiya art? no way stinky
Anonymous No.530380514
>>530379835
For those who come after
Anonymous No.530380517
>>530380313
I am not shitting up this thread I post here maybe once a week. Also, this is not your reddit hugbox you fucking tranny nigger I can express my disappointment with the story if I want to.
I like the characters, I like the gameplay, I like silly fun events, I dont like their dogshit storytelling that forgets that previous characters even existed after their shilling period ends.
Anonymous No.530380576
Z-Zephyros might look like a strong Emanator, but has he ever contributed something useful to human knowledge? Yeah that's what I thought.
Anonymous No.530380585 >>530380618
what is this expression trying to convey?
Anonymous No.530380615 >>530380692 >>530380710 >>530380736 >>530381091
>>530380426
If I wanted to get into ZZZ, is she worth getting?
>>530380497
We knew this since the Crunchyroll interview, Nasu said he plays HSR for like 4 hours a day lmao.
Anonymous No.530380618
>>530380585
rape imminent
Anonymous No.530380621
>>530380497
Nasu KNEELS to the Chinks!
Anonymous No.530380627
>>530380497
saars why isn't he playing wuwa???
Anonymous No.530380638
Uhr oh melty
Anonymous No.530380653 >>530380783 >>530380878 >>530380887 >>530381021 >>530381030 >>530381297 >>530381484
>Chapter leaders not only handle simple lighting, but also play an important role in supporting various production processes such as character and background design, quest progression organization, and animation direction production.
>character and background design
They fucking change the character designer every other patch?
Anonymous No.530380692
>>530380615
>4 hours a day
What does he even do
Anonymous No.530380695
>>530380497
>Japan officially kneels to China
Fuark
Anonymous No.530380710 >>530380805
>>530380615
she is the best character in the game by far
Anonymous No.530380716 >>530380856 >>530381269
/hrtg/ really is a tranny hugbox
Writers themselves apologized for Amphoreus and even admitted that Penacony had issues, despite these corpo worshipping DRONES sucking hoyos dick no matter what they put out for content.
Anonymous No.530380718
>>530380497
Not surprised, other Japanese gacha giants like Cygames also praises Hoyo.
Anonymous No.530380721 >>530380832 >>530380905
>>530380497
Is it not possible for Hoyo to hire Nasu?
Anonymous No.530380736
>>530380615
How does one even play HSR for four hours a day? After events and story I just do 5 min auto dailies on the way to work
Anonymous No.530380742
Anonymous No.530380776
>>530380497
We already knew this, Nasu was playing Genshin on release. iirc his favorite was Klee.
Anonymous No.530380783
>>530380653
well they should steal Waterkuma from ZZZ for a patch then.
Anonymous No.530380805
>>530380710
Dethroned by Yixuan
>b-but
no
Anonymous No.530380829
>>530380497
Nasu's right on that last comment. Japan may have invented the gacha genre but they cannot keep up with China's production values, and even Koreans mog them in some areas too.
We are gonna be playing hoyo-likes from here on out as far as 3D gachas are concerned
Anonymous No.530380832
>>530380721
hire him for what? he's still working on FGO and tsukihime
Anonymous No.530380847
>>530380497
OH NONONONONO don't show this to /fgoalter/
Anonymous No.530380856
>>530380716
Gachafags are giga mindbroken because they think that whoever shits on their game is probably some other games shill, so even if its shit, they still feel the need to defensed.
NPC behavior.
Anonymous No.530380878
>>530380653
>They fucking change the character designer every other patch?
and somehow sooner or later, detached sleeve-slop creep back into the female designs at some point. Nothing changes.
Anonymous No.530380887 >>530381279
>>530380653
Anonymous No.530380905
>>530380721
Even if he works for Hoyo the CCP will never allow him to unleash his true powerlevel
Anonymous No.530380918
What triggered the pol shizo?
Anonymous No.530380935 >>530381063 >>530381130 >>530384423
>>530380497
Nasu's a dumb bitch that keeps changing the story scripts. No company can genuinely make a 3D game when this dumb motherfucker plays some video game one day and then changes the entire plot and characters because he played Dark Souls.
Wonder why Mahoyo took decades to be made and then flopped? It's because of this retard
Anonymous No.530380950 >>530381045
>they still feel the need to defensed
Anonymous No.530381021
>>530380653
>supporting
Retarf.
You obviously want cohesion between the writing and the design so the writer is brought into the design process.
Anonymous No.530381030
>>530380653
lol they should fire the one guy that they obviously put in charge of every waifubait chapter because they are all uniformly dogshit. 2.3 and 3.2 were agonizingly bad story-wise
Anonymous No.530381045 >>530381135
>>530380950
>Typing fast
>Type defensed instead of defend
>OMG JEET JEET YOU'RE BROWN SEA BROWN BROWN!
Kill yourself and livestream it
Anonymous No.530381061 >>530381154
Hoyoverse...you are number one.
Anonymous No.530381063
>>530380935
bro, Fate/Requiem flopped harder than Mahoyo lol.
Anonymous No.530381064
Japan never treated gachas as a serious genre. They always thought it was a quick cashgrab genre. Their development competency is in the AAA space and even then for every hit there's dozens of flops. Within the next 20 years most of your videogames entertainment will be made in China.
Anonymous No.530381065
mindbroken
Anonymous No.530381091
>>530380615
She's still tier 0 no matter what false flag keks say. If anything, ZZZ's newest characters have been balanced around Miyabi as opposed to just unilaterally power creeping everyone, even with Yi Xuan out who is in lore supposed to be equal to Miyabi.
Anonymous No.530381130
>>530380935
It's not a Nasu issue, there's not a single nip gacha on the level of Hoyo games. Uma Musume is the closest but it's just management without real gameplay.
Anonymous No.530381135
>>530381045
Saar pls enjoy your curry saar
Anonymous No.530381146
>>530380497
>2D PNG FGO will be milking their players for another 10 years
Anonymous No.530381148
hsr bad other games good upboats to the left
Anonymous No.530381150
uh oh melty
Anonymous No.530381152
nihao /hsrg/
Anonymous No.530381154
>>530381061
Humillation ritual
Anonymous No.530381212 >>530381301
Anonymous No.530381236 >>530381304 >>530381314 >>530381378
where did this scene come from?
Anonymous No.530381269
>>530380716
Because HSR was brought up as the game to beat every other game so if the players say it's bad then they lose.
Keep in mind that Genshin players were never like this. They criticized Liyue and Inazuma up to Natlan. The ass kissing is a HSR specific thing.
Anonymous No.530381279 >>530381417 >>530381475
>>530380887
>were the stories and characters commercially and topically successful
Anonymous No.530381290
>HSR
>high quality
Anonymous No.530381297
>>530380653
I knew that whoever wrote the Anaxa/Cerces banter couldn't have been the pityslop writer in the same patch
Anonymous No.530381301 >>530381579
>>530381212
Wtf lancer is actually a cute cunny?
Anonymous No.530381302
>>530380497
>He goes on to talk about the "developmental environment" in Japan just isn't at that level.
They aren’t even at that level culturally either. The Japanese have too much hubris to even think about improving the quality of their products.
Anonymous No.530381303
So you're telling me that Potential Man wasn't the hero the whole time?
Anonymous No.530381304
>>530381236
end of the most recent Myriad Celestia
Anonymous No.530381314
>>530381236
trailer
Anonymous No.530381338
>>530371315
My stinky wives still got it
Anonymous No.530381361 >>530381489 >>530381527 >>530381683 >>530381771
you're telling me japan can't pull a kurogames or perfect world?

nobody is expecting hoyoverse-level budget but you can't even do temu hoyoverse?
Anonymous No.530381378 >>530382706
>>530381236
>Can't even be bothered watching trailers
touristbro why are you even here?
Anonymous No.530381383 >>530381570
>>530379357
>Amphoreus is good
It's not. I love reading big, epic stories. Ask me anything about Tales of, Persona, Umineko, LOTR, Trails Series and I'll probably know since I've read everything available
The Amphoreus writing is not good. The dialogues are so artificial and everyone suddenly loves to start talking like a philosopher for no reason.
So many quantity over quality shit. For every new Heir story they throw a lot of new concepts at the public but these concepts do not intertwine very well with each other to create a well-established central narrative. The 3.4 plot is the worst example of this, as they have practically reduced the entire story scale of the last few patches to just 1 of 33.5 million + all other cycles before that and nothing you as a player did really had an impact, which would be OK for a short chunk of a story BUT we're talking about 5 patches, more than half of the story
Anonymous No.530381409
Two path that represent you. You can elaborate if you want
I’ll go first
Nihility and Equilibrium
Anonymous No.530381417
>>530381279
shaoji might get swapped out after flophoreus
Anonymous No.530381475
>>530381279
sounds like KPI focused and they' will be checking on how many users skip the story next. Remember if everyone skips the story you will get shaoji fired!
Anonymous No.530381484
>>530380653
this is old news, just compare 2.0 with 2.1.
Anonymous No.530381489
>>530381361
lol no shit, it's been so many years and the japs have no answer to Genshin impact, any idiot could tell they are too behind and just can't do it.
Anonymous No.530381527
>>530381361
Nip xenophobia meant they rarely if ever looked to expand outside of Japan. Why improve efficiency and production pipelines if you only care about 1 region and your current methodology has worked so far?
Anonymous No.530381530 >>530381630 >>530381716 >>530381832
3.5 beta cycle is looking so dead. no excitement no hype. kafkeks sunk cost copers isn't going to carry 3.5
Anonymous No.530381570 >>530381608 >>530389613
>>530381383
Sometimes less is better
Anonymous No.530381579
>>530381301
Yes
Anonymous No.530381593
>>530379357
What is it with amphoreus slurpers and blaming zoomers for bad writing and story telling?
The length argument really broke these faggots
Anonymous No.530381607
Hsr babies should watch real stories like demon slayer or solo leveling
Anonymous No.530381608 >>530382270
>>530381570
Nice quality retard
Anonymous No.530381610
honestly there's only a couple of japanese companies that could even handle making a game on the scale of genshin or hsr. it's a gigantic financial risk which is kryptonite to the boomers still running these companies, on top of needing the proper manpower to continuously keep up in an overcrowded genre. i don't think people really understand how insane it is for hoyo to pump out updates for these games in a little over a month consistently, that's part of the reason why they rapidly gained success
Anonymous No.530381630
>>530381530
Hysilens and Cerydra are so ugly I wouldn't roll for them even if they are meta
Anonymous No.530381656
So you're telling me Japanese devs are too busy playing Genshin Impact to make their own?

Should I start Genshin today?
Anonymous No.530381668
>reddit slayer
>solo redditing
Anonymous No.530381683 >>530381939
>>530381361
i mean have you seen their HSR clone with Madoka Exedra? They resorted back to corridor jrpg traversal for exploration cause they can't even get instance based semi open world traversal down. However they were able to increase the team size to 5 while copying every single battle mechanics from HSR, so thats a unique twist I suppose.
Anonymous No.530381701 >>530381926
Anonymous No.530381710
March drip in 21 days
Anonymous No.530381716 >>530381865
>>530381530
Cerydra is a brick for anyone not named Phainon, Anaxa, or even Archer, and DOT is a fundamentally shit archetype in this game
Anonymous No.530381727
>>530371315
Hasn't updated yet but
>E6/S1 Cipher, E0 SW, E1S1 Tribs, E1S1 Yunli
>E0 Anaxa, E1 RM, E6 RMC, E2 Sparkle
Anonymous No.530381730 >>530381936 >>530382002
Reminder that 3.4 confirmed the heirs could get their coreflames without your help... somehow
Reminder the entire last 7 months of Amphoreus was a trial run and the real story is still only 3 patches long like Penacony
Anonymous No.530381771
>>530381361
being temu hoyoverse isn't enough, as evidenced by wuwa flopping
Anonymous No.530381784 >>530382370
does sam change with the firefly skin
Anonymous No.530381794
March is ugly
Anonymous No.530381796
>>530379357
Baldurs Gate 3, game known for being long, only has 22 hrs of pure story, the others are all gameplay
Dragon Age Origins, game also known for being story focused, has 18 hrs of pure dialogue
FFXIV Heavensward, the ENTIRE thing is 28 hours long (gameplay included)
Give me one (1) reason why Amphoreus needs to be 70 hours (there's barely any gameplay)
Even Persona games have an actual gameplay to pad out the story, HSR has none.
Anonymous No.530381832 >>530382623
>>530381530
3.5 is like heavenly manna compared to the bloodbath that will be 3.6, we might actually get a game-killing 4 consecutive banners of flops, and i don't mean the retarded 'flops' like /hsrg/ loves to talk about, i mean like zzz-level revenue
Anonymous No.530381860 >>530381954 >>530381995 >>530382240 >>530382908
https://youtu.be/8Jk1QCN-jgo?si=D8M2MkWzC5iSDD2T

RECCA IS ALIVE HOLY SHIT
Anonymous No.530381865
>>530381716
Archer is debunked his quantum core is way better than cerydra
Def% down is just too good
Anonymous No.530381894 >>530382249
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Jk1QCN-jgo
HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.530381895
>>530378289
and this is why they should never give NPCs unique designs
people think they're playable when they're not
Anonymous No.530381926
>>530381701
I suppose Sigger really is temu Komaeda
Anonymous No.530381927 >>530382146
>People working for the biggest JP gacha game says MHY can do what they can't
>People here kept sucking JP dick saying Genshin and HSR would be better if they were JP
It's funny because there are tons of JP gacha games that flop every year or eos as soon as they launch but people will still act like MHY games would be better if it was JP.
Anonymous No.530381936 >>530382149
>>530381730
>Reminder that 3.4 confirmed the heirs could get their coreflames without your help... somehow
you didn't need 3.4 to know this considering we found out Amphoreus was cyclical ages ago even without the full picture, and thus they had to have somehow gotten the coreflames last cycle without you at the very least.
Anonymous No.530381939 >>530382574
>>530381683
if you actually played the game you'd know that eggsedra doesn't play like HSR at all. Yes it has break and elements but HSR didn't even invent those.
Anonymous No.530381954 >>530382413
>>530381860
Mr Reca's VA was in the fate/zero anime wasn't he? Caster?
Anonymous No.530381958 >>530382250 >>530382493
I don't play HSR anymore but I logged in just to buy her outfit
Anonymous No.530381987 >>530382323
HOLY FUARKKKKK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPxdsZ36LXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPxdsZ36LXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPxdsZ36LXc
Anonymous No.530381995
>>530381860
>Recca is also a servant
Neat
Anonymous No.530382002 >>530382176 >>530382195 >>530382215 >>530382513
>>530381730
Penacony has a lot of problems but the core of the story was there since the start and the execution works
Meanwhile...
I can't even tell what the core of Amphoreus' story is.
Anonymous No.530382049
>One entire Roman calendar month waiting for AS
>BootGOAT and Hyawife one shot each side
Once again MOC is the only shilling that matters. Three team endgame literally and unironically never
Anonymous No.530382060 >>530382151
Lancerfags LOST BIGLY
Anonymous No.530382070 >>530382179
>>530380086
I agree. I’ve only played hi3/gi/hsr/zzz as gachas, but the way they bloat their story is awful and the story itself is mid at best. I’m a 90’s boomer and RPGs on the ps1 even ps2 could tell their story with just 5% of dialogue that hoyo’s games do for any event. In der BeschrΓ€nkung zeigt sich erst der Meister.
Anonymous No.530382085
FUCK COLLABS AS A CONCEPT
Anonymous No.530382146 >>530382423
>>530381927
In terms of creative freedom, that is. JP is not obsessed with censorship unlike China, you wouldn't get halfassed antagonistic characters like Aglaea in JP games.
Anonymous No.530382149 >>530382374
>>530381936
Wrong. We had information that the ancient heirs were Gnaeus, Calypso, Thanatos... not that there were 33M cycles between them and the 3.0-3.4 cycle.
Anonymous No.530382151 >>530382489
>>530382060
I hate all fatefags.
Anonymous No.530382158 >>530382208
>finally get fate content
>the best character from 2.6 mr recca is back
penacony keeps on winning
what if he's the free character since lancer is NPC status?
Anonymous No.530382176 >>530383412
>>530382002
>I can't even tell what the core of Amphoreus' story is.
defying fate
it's very unsubtle.
Anonymous No.530382179
>>530382070
Seems you are maybe a bit beschrΓ€nkt
Anonymous No.530382189
Anonymous No.530382195
>>530382002
>just wait for an outsider to solve your problems bro
Anonymous No.530382208
>>530382158
reca is not a 5* lol
Anonymous No.530382215 >>530382395
>>530382002
nta but what a load of BS kek. You HAVE to be retarded to not know what the core of Amphoreus is. I know you're just acting that way to support your narrative.
Anonymous No.530382221
TASUKETE RECCA, BLUE MAN LE BAD
Anonymous No.530382226 >>530382278
you people bloat your posts more than the game does
don't like it don't play lmao stupid
Anonymous No.530382239
Mr Reca was the worst part of 2.6
Anonymous No.530382240
>>530381860
>Recca is a servant
Is he a Caster?
Anonymous No.530382249
>>530381894
>FGO event is in PEAKcony instead of SLOPhoreus

KEKADOODLE
Anonymous No.530382250
>>530381958
that's not a good place for a young school girl to hang around.
Anonymous No.530382270
>>530381608
>being overly verbose means its high quality!@!
Anonymous No.530382274
I ordered some papa johns and I got some jack daniels to see what the hub-bub is about fate. I’ll start watching it when my food arrives.
Anonymous No.530382278
>>530382226
Pretty much, nothing can help them.
Anonymous No.530382316 >>530382381 >>530382389 >>530383881
Can we start talking about Penacony characters now?
Anonymous No.530382323
>>530381987
recca is REAL
Anonymous No.530382370 >>530383384
>>530381784
Has more green around the chest and an emblem, Firefly loses the glowing scars and has a hairpin during her ultimate.
Anonymous No.530382374 >>530382682
>>530382149
So? The last bunch of heirs must've gotten the coreflames otherwise they wouldn't have become demigods. Acting all surprised that heirs could get coreflames without you at that point is pants on head retarded.
Anonymous No.530382380 >>530382486
I WANT FATEKEKS SHILLING THEIR KEK GAME OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.530382381
>>530382316
The only Penacony characters are Robin, Sunday and Recca
Anonymous No.530382389
>>530382316
Aventurine is better written than Phainon
Anonymous No.530382395
>>530382215
I really can't say. Faith?

In Penacony from the very first moment the place screamed "ESCAPISM"
Anonymous No.530382412 >>530382774 >>530382930
Mr recca fucks saber?
Anonymous No.530382413
>>530381954
Yeah, he voiced Gilles de Rais and Arash in FGO. I think that's the one that told Albert in a fgo NA stream that he wanted to go to LA to see a Dodgers game.
Anonymous No.530382423 >>530382484 >>530382650
>>530382146
>Have creative freedom
>Games still flop one after another
>Some even eos after launching
Keep sucking that JP dick while ignoring reality.
Anonymous No.530382463
Bronya SEX!
Anonymous No.530382475
what kind of avatarfagging is this?
Anonymous No.530382484
>>530382423
Yeah because no chink gachas ever EoS
Anonymous No.530382486
>>530382380
hmmm... I think you should play FGO
Anonymous No.530382489
>>530382151
Anonymous No.530382490 >>530382608
>Recca is a Fatefag
ew
Anonymous No.530382493
>>530381958
Hot take her base outfit is better I didn't buy her skin.
Anonymous No.530382494 >>530382557
YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT PENACONY CHARACTERS THAT TAKE PART OF THE COLLAB IF THEY'RE NOT PART OF THE COLLAB IT MEANS NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM
Anonymous No.530382513
>>530382002
it's defying fate and changing your destiny
phainon is destined to become a lord ravager but he doesn't want to and amphoreus is destined to be destroyed yadda yadda
the problem is that you spend the 5 patches not doing that in the slightest, also it has nothing to do with Elio or the SHs whose whole thing is trying to not follow a script made by the dude called destinies slave btw
Anonymous No.530382523 >>530382902
>saber trailer
>they used Mr reca (a teacher)
AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE SHIR-I mean...CAELUS SAMMMMMAAAAA TASUKETEEEEEEEEE, THE CAMERAMAN TEACHER IS TO STRO-ACKKKKKKKKKKKK
Anonymous No.530382552
>>530380497
It's been 4 years can you please release Red Garden
Anonymous No.530382557
>>530382494
Jade is on the collab and no one cares about her anyway
Anonymous No.530382574 >>530386136
>>530381939
Is Exedra actually good? I've been waiting for IroKuro to be added (if it ever happens) before I start playing
Anonymous No.530382580 >>530382642 >>530382674 >>530382754 >>530382769 >>530382783
UMA MUSUME IS STILL PROOF JAPAN CAN STILL BE ON TOP BELIEVE IN JAPAN!
Anonymous No.530382608
>>530382490
FateGODS broke you.
Anonymous No.530382623 >>530382865
>>530381832
Why would that happen? Isn't DanMarch pairing really op? And they're both Astral Express members alter compared to noname bitches in 3.5
Anonymous No.530382642
>>530382580
It's literally garbage go shill it somewhere else.
Anonymous No.530382650
>>530382423
Them flopping has nothing to do with creative freedom, it's the lack of production value and inconsistent update cycle. I know you are being dishonest and just want to lash out at a country you irrationally hate so whatever
Anonymous No.530382664 >>530383453 >>530384073
>>530380180
It's been so bizarre seeing Genshin ramp so hard into powercreep. Now with the whale endgame too, i dunno what they're thinking considering characters sold perfectly fine whether bad or good before because people had the expectation of there being minimal powercreep.

Now people are as paranoid about character power in genshin as they are in HSR now, with even more scrutiny being put on the C6. Crazy stuff.
Anonymous No.530382674
>>530382580
yeah, proof they can keep draining wallets with slop lmao
Anonymous No.530382682
>>530382374
The problem is that the story of 3.0-3.4 shows that TB was crucial to finding the flames. I can't imagine how Mydei managed to defeat Nikador without you to fix the statues.
Also. Why didn't the Flame Reaver try to communicate with TB and Dan since they were outsiders?
Anonymous No.530382687 >>530382805 >>530382810 >>530382854 >>530382948 >>530382995 >>530383107 >>530383181 >>530383301 >>530383446 >>530383447 >>530383605 >>530383862 >>530384049 >>530385234 >>530385343
What went so wrong?
Anonymous No.530382706 >>530384674
>>530381378
>trailers
Just returned recently and haven't seen any 3.x trailers yet. What should I watch?
Anonymous No.530382754
>>530382580
FGO makes more money than Uma nowadays
Anonymous No.530382761 >>530383223
Leave Acheron to me.
Anonymous No.530382769
>>530382580
nigga give it a month once Cygames stops sponsoring your NA streamers
Anonymous No.530382774
>>530382412
Recca is more like Gilles de Rais, aka, Saberface simp
Anonymous No.530382783
>>530382580
WHY /v/ /vmg/ AND /vg/ NIGGERS ONLY TALK ABOUT UMA AND BLUE ARCHIVE NUMBER OF PC USERS STOP SHILLING YOUR FUCKING HORSE FUCK GAME
Anonymous No.530382805
>>530382687
>Stelle planet
it was destined to fail
Anonymous No.530382810
>>530382687
planet made with stelle in mind.
Anonymous No.530382854
>>530382687
Female MC has zero aura
This is also the reason HI3 never made it big
Anonymous No.530382862 >>530383038
Anonymous No.530382865
>>530382623
march is probably the worst 3.x character in the game and irrelevant to the story
dan is being given away for free so we're looking at another ratio-level banner if not worse
Anonymous No.530382890 >>530382962
Whale clear yes, but its very funny watching Phainon doing 1 boss phase per meteor
Anonymous No.530382902
>>530382523
Anime looks so terrible. How do people watch hours of it?
Anonymous No.530382908
>>530381860
Recca is Skott's servant? and he's fused wih a spirit named Grady?
Anonymous No.530382915
umaGODS broke YOU
Anonymous No.530382930
>>530382412
He's a Jeanne simp
Anonymous No.530382948
>>530382687
I would like to say Phainon but even him is a victim of the real problem
Anonymous No.530382962
>>530382890
>Whale
>E2
Anonymous No.530382981
i use sunday s1 with castorice.
Anonymous No.530382995
>>530382687
Four patches of shit that doesn't matter
Anonymous No.530383013 >>530383115 >>530383234
Saber looks so BORING but Phainon has an irritating playstyle, do I really just wait for Bricksilens? Are any of you having any FUN??
Anonymous No.530383038 >>530383130
>>530382862
He hates Skott's ass
Anonymous No.530383045
>esl sperging
kek
Anonymous No.530383107
>>530382687
It didn't need to be 8 patches and 4 of those being garbage meant to sell dogshit NPCs
Anonymous No.530383108 >>530383314
I like how Cyrene is so heavily for (You)
Anonymous No.530383115
>>530383013
phainon meteor is the most satisfying thing in the game bwo it's just you
Anonymous No.530383119
T3 Yunli
Anonymous No.530383125 >>530383239 >>530383341
so at what part of the story should i be for the fate collab?
im currently at the point where robin dies in penacony
Anonymous No.530383130
>>530383038
He called him one of his finest comedic talents. He knows Skott's true value
Anonymous No.530383148
Shirou don't look...
Anonymous No.530383170
KILL RECCA
Anonymous No.530383181
>>530382687
the stelle shilling is killing the game
Anonymous No.530383182
They are gonna fujobait Skott and Recca aiiiieeeee
Anonymous No.530383223
>>530382761
>acheron pov
Anonymous No.530383234
>>530383013
Phainon team isn’t that different from E2 Acheron playstyle. Deciding whether I want to advance the enemy with counter so my team doesn’t get hit adds something new to the fight.
Anonymous No.530383239 >>530383327
>>530383125
Penacony doesn't have skip? I just finished skipping Luofu
Anonymous No.530383298 >>530383361 >>530383478 >>530383495 >>530383640 >>530383684 >>530383739
Which Star Rail is a woman who knows men?
Anonymous No.530383301
>>530382687
Shaoji
Homo shilling
Anonymous No.530383314 >>530383498 >>530383674
>>530383108
I wonder how bad the melty will be when they realized it's only because she sees you as Phainon because you took his place this go around?
Anonymous No.530383327
>>530383239
Don't forget Rappa's banana story
Anonymous No.530383341
>>530383125
When you see this monke
Anonymous No.530383361
>>530383298
We all know who
Anonymous No.530383364 >>530383583 >>530383802
Japan’s issue has always been mobile gacha games have always been considered knock off cash grabs by executives and not real games. Also a lot of them have bad monetization from their boomer executives like watching ads daily for currency.
Anonymous No.530383367 >>530383435 >>530383470 >>530383478 >>530383550
So, are we pulling or skipping Saber? I can't tell.
Anonymous No.530383384
>>530382370
but i like the glowing scars..
Anonymous No.530383412
>>530382176
isn't that the main theme of the whole honkai series though
Anonymous No.530383435
>>530383367
Skip collab slop.
Save for DoTbricking.
Anonymous No.530383446
>>530382687
Not enough Stelle yuri
Anonymous No.530383447
>>530382687
Took them way too long to OBSERVE
Anonymous No.530383453
>>530382664
Low spenders stopped spending long ago and survive off gibs per patch. With genshins 2charactrr if their lucky a patch, they needed to ramp powercreep to get people to whale.

The gacha landscape has already changed and they dont want to be left behind.
Anonymous No.530383470
>>530383367
Skip all fatefags.
Anonymous No.530383478 >>530383639
>>530383298
>>530383367
Anonymous No.530383495
>>530383298
Cyrene is village bicycle
Anonymous No.530383498
>>530383314
It's not. She already said that as mem
Anonymous No.530383507 >>530383741 >>530383852 >>530383857 >>530383878 >>530385749
From HSR weibo
Anonymous No.530383524 >>530383585 >>530383613 >>530383660 >>530383665 >>530383696 >>530383697 >>530383698 >>530383720 >>530383950 >>530384084 >>530384182
>rolled tribbie E1
>still 300 points off a 12 star clear
I FUCKING HATE POWERCREEP
I FUCKING HATE POWERCREEP
I FUCKING HATE POWERCREEP
I FUCKING HATE POWERCREEP
Anonymous No.530383550
>>530383367
Skip everything
E6 Brickle forma de colegiala
Anonymous No.530383583
>>530383364
Everyone knows. People are just acting like JP gacha games are better because the top gacha games right now are Chinese. If you played gacha games before Genshin existed you'll see how people actually act towards JP Gacha games.
Anonymous No.530383585
>>530383524
bro your hyacine for castorice?
Anonymous No.530383605 >>530383963
>>530382687
>bland and generic characters with bland and generic designs
>dedicating an entire planet to two HI3 expies while filling the rest of the cast with literal whos
>not releasing characters people actually want to play as
>bland and generic setting with the most uninspired twist on the planet
>poorly written plot with poorly written characters
>gradually removing gameplay and content so the only thing you're allowed to do in a video game is watch amphoreus characters talk fo 50 hours
>never have non amphoreus characters be in the plot
>force us to be stuck on this shitty planet for an entire year
who knows
Anonymous No.530383613
>>530383524
Bro where’s your e1s1 Hyacine?
Anonymous No.530383639
>>530383478
Shirou is the best japanese main character ever made. Guy is completely unhinged and yet based somehow. He is a better Shinji
Anonymous No.530383640
>>530383298
can't imagine any of the hag characters are virgins
Anonymous No.530383660
>>530383524
Hyacine is more important for Castorice than E1 Tribbie
Also Hyacine needs her LC too
Anonymous No.530383665
>>530383524
The second half really shouldn't need a healer, try sustainless for that at least. Also you should work on your Castorice team, no way you should be clearing that slow.
Anonymous No.530383674
>>530383314
Dumb skiptard
Anonymous No.530383684
>>530383298
Kafka 20000%
Anonymous No.530383696
>>530383524
Unironic skill issue
or farm a better relic you fucking faggot
Anonymous No.530383697 >>530383821
>>530383524
>Be retard
>Roll for Castorice
>Don't roll for Hyacine
>>Cries about much power creep

Kek.
Anonymous No.530383698
>>530383524
Nigga your Hyacine
Anonymous No.530383720
>>530383524
>pull shilled DPS
>skip the aftersales
Anonymous No.530383739
>>530383298
Mydei is not a woman but he definitely knows men
Anonymous No.530383741
>>530383507
Boring and generic not a single ounce of personality on any of these characters
Anonymous No.530383797
I finished the fate route in the vn, should I watch the ubw anime or is the vn better?
Anonymous No.530383802
>>530383364
>pretending the 3D gacha era is not.
kek, they are crawling back to (you) pandering because the genre is bloated now.
Anonymous No.530383821 >>530384021
>>530383697
>rolling for amphoreus characters in general
that was his first mistake
Anonymous No.530383835 >>530383909 >>530383961 >>530384085
Anonymous No.530383852
>>530383507
Mem
Anonymous No.530383857
>>530383507
Cute
Anonymous No.530383862
>>530382687
I think there's something wrong with Amphoreus since my favorite characters are Hyacine and Cipher
Anonymous No.530383878 >>530383967
>>530383507
I hope we don't see this shit cast again until 6.X
Anonymous No.530383881
>>530382316
Saber is now Penacony character so we can talk about her
Anonymous No.530383904
Anonymous No.530383909
>>530383835
doesn't count
Anonymous No.530383950 >>530384876
>>530383524
this is why i fucking hate you retards who only build 1 team and stick to it no matter what

gallagher is really shit for apoc flame reaver because the continuously spawning mobs prevent him from healing castorice and castorice lives or dies by her healer

this is such basic synergy/anti-synergy knowledge that anyone with half a braincell to rub together would understand, and yet we still have retards like you that keep using the same team over and over hoping you can bruteforce regardless of matchups
Anonymous No.530383957
Mem good
Cyrene bad
Anonymous No.530383961
>>530383835
NoOoOoo not the wobbly steps
Anonymous No.530383963 >>530384253
>>530383605
some of these points are so fucking retarded that i'm actually curious about what negative things you could come up for the other planets
Anonymous No.530383967
>>530383878
this
i can't wait for edo star to make these faggots irrelevant and powercrept
Anonymous No.530383984 >>530384152
What's with the Amphoreus melty again
Anonymous No.530383996 >>530384085 >>530384213
Anonymous No.530384021 >>530384312
>>530383821
No, he just proved people who cry about powercreep are low IQ retards who compulsively pull for whatever with zero consideration about their roaster or future.
Anonymous No.530384024
https://files.catbox.moe/zaqvhu.mp4
Anonymous No.530384049
>>530382687
Stelletroon planet was destined to flop
Anonymous No.530384073
>>530382664
Reruns target newfags, oldfags have long decided whether they want a unit or not and can patiently wait to save, i.e they don't spend. Only newfags without a stash would spend for reruns.
Power creep is a sign that their player base has peaked, so their target customers shift from newfags to oldfags, and one of the ways to sell to oldfags is power creep.
Anonymous No.530384084 >>530384147
>>530383524
Rolled E1 Kot instead of Hyacine. Deserved.
Anonymous No.530384085
>>530383996
>>530383835
>This nigga dies like a pathetic faggot to assassin
Sad
Anonymous No.530384147 >>530384585
>>530384084
Cipher is a great investment though
Anonymous No.530384152
>>530383984
Fatefags, genshinfags, umafags, wuwafags, zzzfags false flagging.
Anonymous No.530384172 >>530384264
Anonymous No.530384179
If you pull the DPS, you pull the supports
or you cope
Not me though I never rolled Jiaoqiu and I had Ack since rerun
Anonymous No.530384182
>>530383524
>Hyacine skipper
lol deserved for being a retard
Anonymous No.530384196
Should I leave the dragon alive on Rice Mydei comps?
Anonymous No.530384213
>>530383996
The Strongest
Anonymous No.530384253 >>530385209
>>530383963
can't point to any specific one and still decided to reply
Anonymous No.530384261
Archer just straight up says his true name in the japanese character preview
Anonymous No.530384264
>>530384172
>Deen
Doesn’t count
Anonymous No.530384291 >>530384323 >>530384358 >>530384712
Anonymous No.530384312 >>530384495 >>530384816
>>530384021
>post complains about powercreep
>you should have had this new unit lmao
you're literally proving his point you dumb fuck
Anonymous No.530384319
Brrrr
Anonymous No.530384323 >>530384407 >>530384439
>>530384291
who is this?
Anonymous No.530384358
>>530384291
He's giving her so much mana
Anonymous No.530384375
>teamwide 10% SPD
>30% DoT vulnerability

so this is mandatory for DoT to not feel like shit, huh?
especially for kafka's insane speed requirement
Anonymous No.530384407 >>530384742
>>530384323
Rin’s mom. Unironically.
Anonymous No.530384423
>>530380935
He even mentions that in the interview, that FGO being a basic VN lets him work on the story and not have to worry about an army of coders trying to keep up.
Anonymous No.530384439 >>530384742
>>530384323
Rin's mom and Shinji's unc
Anonymous No.530384460 >>530384531 >>530384735
i don't get it. are we supposed to children in this scene?
Anonymous No.530384495
>>530384312
>YOU ARE PROVING HIS POINT!

Point of retard who don't know how his character works, kill yourself fag your opinion is irrelevant.
Anonymous No.530384531 >>530384821
>>530384460
Yes, Phainon wasn't worth making a teenaged model for apparently
Anonymous No.530384570
Caelus...
Anonymous No.530384585 >>530384838
>>530384147
I knew I should have rolled the kot. My coneless honks absolutely booty blasted MOC and AS and now I feel zero impetus to roll Kevin. What a snoozefest, I thought MOC was supposed to jebait you into the new character.
Anonymous No.530384634 >>530384710 >>530384739
>becomes a pseudo-servant
>his master is Skott
>still not playable
Anonymous No.530384674 >>530385624
>>530382706
1.Character Trailers(will either say Character Trailer in the title or be [Character name] Trailer in the title and Animated Shorts(except for Animated Short "Hark! There's Revelry Atop the Divine Mountain" save that for later) for 3.X characters you actually like(very important)

2. Ancient Hymn Trailer β€” "Of Titans and the Mortal Realms" and then both of the Golden Epic PVs for a brief look into Amphoreus' local lore
[play through 3.4 at this point for better experience]

3. watch Myriad Celestia Trailer β€” Fables About the Stars Part 2' and then Animated Short "Hark! There's Revelry Atop the Divine Mountain" for better understanding of where Amphoreus fits into the grander scheme of things.

You can watch the other stuff like the music videos like Nameless faces and Proi Proi etc or the little fluff animations like the concert ones and the cooking one if you want but for understanding lore they aren't super important so that's up to personal taste, and the Version Trailers are mainly just selling the new characters and some stuff that happens in the game so I don't prioritize those.
Anonymous No.530384710
>>530384634
Who is he again? I remember him being kinda gay and a filmmaker but I don't remember his name or what he wanted.
Anonymous No.530384712
>>530384291
Mydei's death in loop 69420
Anonymous No.530384717
Anonymous No.530384735 >>530384821
>>530384460
Meanwhile wuwa
Anonymous No.530384739
>>530384634
like screwllum, he's simply too powerful and will outsell kevin and elysia
Anonymous No.530384742
>>530384407
>>530384439
huh, I guess rin's will stop growing looking at her mom's size.
Anonymous No.530384775 >>530384914 >>530385694 >>530385795
Is Hyacinelet Castorice really that bad? E2 Acheron without Jiaoqiu was still playable back then
Anonymous No.530384816
>>530384312
the two apoc bosses in this rotation are extremely easy, i've genuinely never seen so many people in /hsrg/ get above 7500 score before

the anon there is just bricked because he doesn't understand how to build a team
Anonymous No.530384821 >>530385004
>>530384531
>>530384735
that was so fucking jarring seeing an adult speaking like a little kid
Anonymous No.530384838
>>530384585
Her banner ended like a week ago. This is still her after-sales/shill mode.
Anonymous No.530384863
Surely Screwllum finally releases in 3.7 or 3.8 right
Anonymous No.530384868 >>530384949 >>530385014 >>530385125 >>530385213 >>530385637
..Why is sabers gameplay so lame?
Anonymous No.530384876 >>530384993 >>530385056 >>530385058 >>530385213 >>530385346 >>530386578
>>530383950
ITS A FUCKING GACHA GAME I SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE WHOEVER I WANT TO CLEAR ENDGAME OR ITS A FUCKING SHIT GAME
FUCK NO WONDER ZZZ IS SO POPULAR THEY ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO BUILD A BALANCED AND FAIR ENDGAME
Anonymous No.530384914
>>530384775
she has no other options to turbo charge her dragon other than hyacine
Anonymous No.530384949
>>530384868
uhhhh
it's le epic Excalibaaaaaaaaaaa. You want more?
Anonymous No.530384993 >>530385416
>>530384876
>i only want a training dummy for me to press auto and shit out spreadsheet dps numbers
retard
Anonymous No.530385004
>>530384821
Wyell.... the budget went into the marketing again :^)
Anonymous No.530385007 >>530385142
Nasu said Firefly is his favorite HSR character.
Anonymous No.530385014
>>530384868
>..Why is-
EXCALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>sabers ga-
EXCALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>gameplay so la-
EXCALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.530385056
>>530384876
Thank you for staying with us
Anonymous No.530385058
>>530384876
Anonymous No.530385115
Nobody gives a shit about Fate
Anonymous No.530385125 >>530385173
>>530384868
>t. worm ridden phaiworm roller
Anonymous No.530385138 >>530385261
Anonymous No.530385142
>>530385007
it was march retard bwo..
Anonymous No.530385147
I CARE about Fate
Anonymous No.530385158 >>530385207
We had sigga with Kakavasha kid model back then
Why couldn't these lazy fucks give Phainon a teenager model or whatever the fuck is the equivalent of maid model for males
Anonymous No.530385173
>>530385125
even 1.X characters have better animations doe
Anonymous No.530385187
>>530376247
>THIS is what you gachaf*cks consider a great story and great storytelling?
wtf are you on? iterally everyone is shitting on this game story. The only part people praised was Penacony and from 2.0 to 2.2
They added a skip button because players are quitting over how bad the story is
Limbus Nikke and FGO are the ones I see everyone praise and all three, while better than HSR are barely considered good
Anonymous No.530385189 >>530385937
IS TRIBBIE GOOD? I don't have Castorice but I love and respect Blade. Or should I just wait for HYACINE???
Anonymous No.530385207
>>530385158
The budget went into the JJK shonenshit moment chud
Anonymous No.530385209 >>530385639
>>530384253
alright since you asked
>>never have non amphoreus characters be in the plot
were you having a melty about china wank 1.0 not showing HSS or Belobog characters involved in the plot? what about penacony characters in china 2.0? Speaking of Penacony, was JY's fake appearance on it good according to you? Will you also be throwing a fit over 4.X not having characters from Amphoreus on it? What about 5.X and then on?
>>gradually removing gameplay and content so the only thing you're allowed to do in a video game is watch amphoreus characters talk fo 50 hours
this is something YOU PEOPLE unironically asked for, and for better or worse they delivered
>>not releasing characters people actually want to play as
unironically what kind of retarded metric are you even using claim this? have you met every single person that plays this and they've told you they don't want any of these? the closest thing you can use to judge that is the retarded sales posting metric you retards love to use and if that were the case then every Amphoreus character would be at the absolute bottom in sales if that were true. But you already know that a bunch of them have sold better than some of the Penacony or China wank characters.

i'm not even gonna bother asking you about the rest since you don't seem to know the difference between an objective and subjective opinion
Anonymous No.530385213
>>530384868
Because fatefags are lame and they deserve it.
>>530384876
Ok, stop playing this game zzz fag shill, go away stop shitting the thread you 80IQ mong.
Anonymous No.530385234
>>530382687
not shonenkino
tried to imitate fatekino
Anonymous No.530385261
>>530385138
why is she flatter than clara
Anonymous No.530385290 >>530385341 >>530385389
what's with all these
>should I roll tribbie
Anonymous No.530385315
zzzLORDS are here trying to save the game for you, HRTkek
Anonymous No.530385339 >>530385449 >>530385549 >>530385601 >>530385707
So many falseflaggers in here. State your origin general NOW.
Anonymous No.530385341
>>530385290
Buddypokes are ugly.
Anonymous No.530385343
>>530382687
It filters out room temperature IQ brainlets like you who are afraid of reading.
Anonymous No.530385346
>>530384876
>it's a zzz fag
Of course
Anonymous No.530385389
>>530385290
flopbbie fags trying desperately to get you to roll their flop
Anonymous No.530385416 >>530385795 >>530386351
>>530384993
THIS IS A FUCKING STUPID ASS RNG GAME
LOOK I JUST CLEARED WITH CASTORICE
DESPITE HAVING THE OPTIMAL PRYDWEN RECOMMENDED STATS AND LOADOUT ON MY CASTORICE TEAM FOR ALL 4 MEMBERS I HAD TO WALK THIS THROUGH 3 SEPARATE TIMES UNTIL MY 90% CRIT RATE 200% CRIT DMG CASTORICE DOGWALKED HIM

THE CRITS SHOULD BE CRITTING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Anonymous No.530385420 >>530385543 >>530385930
serious inquiry here but do people actually still play zzz or something cause i remember the tv shit minigame at 1.0 made me stop playing the game
Anonymous No.530385432 >>530385536 >>530385657 >>530385750
Basaka, behead and rape all the frogposters.
Anonymous No.530385449
>>530385339
/uma/
Anonymous No.530385460
Anonymous No.530385491
Why is recca a servant? I thought only fateslop could be servants?
Anonymous No.530385492
Anonymous No.530385495 >>530385685
>
blaming everything on ZZZ, we broke you
Anonymous No.530385505
>>530371075
Mywife is so cute.
Anonymous No.530385536 >>530385640
>>530385432
shut the fuck up illya
Anonymous No.530385537
pagnon skipper here AMA
I'm also a straight male btw
Anonymous No.530385543
>>530385420
they removed the tvslop months ago
Anonymous No.530385549
>>530385339
/gig/
Anonymous No.530385601
>>530385339
/wuwa/
Anonymous No.530385612
E2S1 THerta is lower cost than Castorice's entire team
Anonymous No.530385624
>>530384674
Thank you so much!
Anonymous No.530385637
>>530384868
>honest beat stick like Saber is meant to be
Sorry she doesn't have long drawn out animations you'll wish you could skip after a month of using her
Anonymous No.530385639 >>530386174
>>530385209
In Penacony:
Sampo
Topaz
Argenti
Herta and Screwllum
Silver Wolf
Ratio
Qingque
Tingyun

Penacony brought several characters back
Anonymous No.530385640
>>530385536
Anonymous No.530385657 >>530385750
>>530385432
Irria kissu
Anonymous No.530385685
>>530385495
you!!!! damn!!!! BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.530385694
>>530384775
Casnoreice is just a decoration, Hyacutie hardcarries
Anonymous No.530385707
>>530385339
I’m a /hsrg/GOD but I’m not afraid to admit that ZZZ currently is the better game
Anonymous No.530385709 >>530385915
Wait why is this kind of kino
Anonymous No.530385747 >>530385807 >>530385863 >>530385971
I play ZZZ but I hate Dogshit Vivian
Anonymous No.530385749
>>530383507
"Work has delayed me for a while. I just came online. Did I miss anything?"
"You've come just in time! Come and try something... Eh? Where's the fish?"
"How about we take a walk in the forest after eating? I'll show you my newly cultivated earth beasts..."
It was an ordinary summer night, and the message alert sounded.

"There's an offline game exhibition this weekend, let's go together!"
"Well, after shopping, come to my house and try the pomegranate yogurt I made? It's a relief."
"I'll also prepare some juice and dessert~"
"I haven't finished watching that movie last time..."
Anonymous No.530385750 >>530385858
>>530385432
>>530385657
Anonymous No.530385786
Teenon be like I'D NEVER BE GAY KYAAAA
Adultnon be like "watch this"
Anonymous No.530385795 >>530386271
>>530384775
main problem with the boss is that if you give castorice a whole bunch of turns, she's going to run out juice eventually since most of the other healers can't heal out-of-turn, or at least can't do it very well at all. hyacine is pretty much the only one who can keep the dragon train going

>>530385416
it has nothing to do with your stats and everything to do with your teambuilding. gallagher only works when you don't board wipe enemies because his out-of-turn heal is a debuff, as far as castorice goes, he only works in some scenarios and you should be prepared to accept this outcome when you made the decision not to get hyacine

this should have been obvious to you from day 1 of owning castorice
Anonymous No.530385807 >>530385873
>>530385747
we love vivian here
Anonymous No.530385856 >>530385932 >>530385953 >>530385973 >>530386008 >>530386069
>
uh oh zzzkeks melty, your mc is currently cucked officially
Anonymous No.530385858
>>530385750
KEK
Anonymous No.530385863
>>530385747
astrapag...
Anonymous No.530385871 >>530385967 >>530386093 >>530386278
>>530379357
>>530377073
3.0 is basically indefensibly bad and it will haunt over everything that comes after it. It's a bunch of exposition dumps that truly do not matter, you could skip to 3.1 and miss not a single fucking plot thread.
3.1-.2 was fine, but Anaxa felt forced in like they needed a character to sell.
After that I started really enjoying it.
Anonymous No.530385873
>>530385807
Worst Hoyo Character unironically
Anonymous No.530385915
>>530385709
newcutie...
Anonymous No.530385930
>>530385420
they removed tv from zzz a while back and now a loud minority of zzz players are complaining that the game is worse with no tv shit
Anonymous No.530385932
>>530385856
Bro Harumasa is gay as fuck for Wise
Anonymous No.530385937
>>530385189
Tribs and Hyacinthia are genuinely the only Honkais that matter whatsoever. Having them both wins the game. Hyacinema’s cone is stronger than having an extra Jing Yuan in your team.
Anonymous No.530385948 >>530386036 >>530386079
zzzbros..... what the fuck??
imagine if this were firefly in the middle
Anonymous No.530385953
>>530385856
>pag feels threatened by a literal twink cameraman

kekyfunny
Anonymous No.530385967
>>530385871
>>>Anaxa
You mean Blandrice? Because her sob story doesn't need that much screentime on top of an animated short that already tells the same thing.
Anonymous No.530385971
>>530385747
astraschizo...
Anonymous No.530385972
>Seele saved HSR
>Acheron saved HSR
>Phainon saved HSR
>Saber will save HSR
HSR is always getting carried by other games.
Anonymous No.530385973
>>530385856
KEKY-POW!
Anonymous No.530385984
3.3 was the only not bad patch mostly thanks to Hyacine and Cipher
Anonymous No.530386008
>>530385856
Nothing wrong with dipping your feet in the water while your wife sunbathes on the beach next to another guy
Anonymous No.530386036 >>530386202
>>530385948
>zoomer doesn't know what fast and the furious is
Anonymous No.530386040
Report every zzz faggot for raiding.
Anonymous No.530386069
>>530385856
those are both Wise's wives
Anonymous No.530386079
>>530385948
OH NO NO NO TRULY THE BLACKED AND NTR GAME
Anonymous No.530386093 >>530386181 >>530386203
>>530385871
>Anaxa
>not Shitrice and her pitybait
Anaxa atleast exists for more lore connecting to the actual story, even if he was wrong. He's atleast not a retarded sheep like everyone else
Anonymous No.530386136
>>530382574
since the game has 0 exploration it's actually mostly a battler with a visual novel attached. roll income is on the low side but you're always guaranteed to earn 5* keys if you play and clear content. current game meta is all about speed teams. biggest issue is once you catch up you just login and skip to collect stuff then logout but i guess that applies to most gachas.
Anonymous No.530386141
cum in clara
Anonymous No.530386174 >>530386332
>>530385639
it's amazing to me you took the time to make a list for the planet that i didn't mention in my post because it's precisely the only planet that has done that. Read my post again but actually read it this time: were you mad about china wank 1.0 not showing HSS or Belobog characters involved in the plot? were you mad about china 2.0 not having penacony characerts? Will you also be mad when 4.X doesn't have characters from Amphoreus on it?
as a side note, if your complain is easily forgotten as soon as a character makes a small cameo. Then you should be loving that Herta and Screw are in Amphoreus too

btw i'm still waiting for you to reply to the other 2 points i made, since you were so adamant for me to point those out
Anonymous No.530386181
>>530386093
Anaxa only exists to worm Herta, Aglaea, Cerces
Anonymous No.530386202
>>530386036
they could've easily used tokyo drift poster since zzz based in japan anyway
but they decided to satisfy their CNN audience instead
Anonymous No.530386203
>>530386093
>lore connecting to the actual story
It's not. The heirs not reincarnated as titans and he died in vain because muh loop
Anonymous No.530386271 >>530386387 >>530386598
>>530385795
I am NOT rolling the My Little Pony shill collab character dog
Just because some of you are okay with being bronies doesn't mean I am.
Anonymous No.530386278
>>530385871
>character that felt forced in
>character that felt like hoyo needed a character to sell
>fucking chudnaxa and not castorice
the fuck am i reading?
Anonymous No.530386283
ZZZ vs HSR is like slop vs slop
Anonymous No.530386296
The HSR player's bbc "pattern" recognition is nothing short of incredible, honestly
Anonymous No.530386304
I play all 3 Hoyo games. HSR events have been 20-30min after main story. I run out of content fast.
Anonymous No.530386305
>>530386291
>>530386291
>>530386291
Anonymous No.530386329
>>530386324
>>530386324
>>530386324
Anonymous No.530386332
>>530386174
Luka's arc in Xianzhou is better than any Flopreus character
Anonymous No.530386351 >>530386598
>>530385416
6.6k with that team, lmao
Anonymous No.530386387
>>530386271
If you hated pulling sustains you should have just pulled Herta lmao
Anonymous No.530386415
HAHAHAHA. Cipher just did 2M damage to Hoolay in Moc.
Anonymous No.530386578
>>530384876
>ZZZ
>balanced
>literally has to have stunners to make an entire class of damage dealers even deal damage
Anonymous No.530386598
>>530386271
You are ZZZ false flaggot with low IQ, stop shitting this thread and kill yourself.
>>530386351
He is ZZZ fag aka low IQ faggot, I'd love to see his relics, kek.
Anonymous No.530389613
>>530381570
I just spam clicked through the story. These writers need a fucking editor.

But I suspect they would rather write bloated faux-philosophical ramblings. Hoyo is like a kid doing their chinese literature homework. They write 10000 words of slop and then say "Look at my story, it's so deep, it's so epic! Praise me!"