Fmc Died Due To Toxic Loggies In Their Stomachs edition

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>Previous Thread
>>530330269

Tick tock, turdlets.

Pochie is DOA. Kaytotes is an autistic power tripping sperg.

I think I'm not having fun anymore.

>>530404038
Just wait. Epoch is coming to bring back the fun.

>>530404092
playing on launch might be even less fun

i already got two names stacked up for my generic male warriors

>>530404168
I hope those names are not "Strongman" and "Coolguy" those are mine.

god i want to play pochie so bad logged into turdle and instantly wanted to puke

imagine staying on turtle
imagine not playing on epoch

>>530405561
gummy clears both of these fraud servers

Are you guys using any add-ons on 'Poch? Feeling really lazy about it

We're staying on turtle right xisters ?

>>530405986
Nope.

>no CoA release date
It?
Over.

>>530405986
The people I cannot stand will jump ship so I might as well.

fact: paladins are the most POWERFUL dps in the world of warcraft

will i get my first Smooch on Epochie?

>>530407028
Nope.

what're (You) playing on the 'poch

>>530407235
im not sure if im gonna play at al
i have neverf played classic so im already behind

>>530407235
Human or orc warlock
Not swapping racials because I'm not a fag

>>530407235
I'm playing Horde because I don't want to be stuck with alliance redditors and gooners
Thinking of playing rogue

>>530407235
Nelf Priest

>>530407235
Pandaren Death Knight

epoch epoch epoch ~

>>530407235
Male (Aryan) Undead (Racist) Paladin (FASH)

>male orc
get this shit out of my sight

>>530405986
“No!”

>>530407235
I might roll a Gnome Rogue Engineer that specializes in distracting people off the elevators in Thousand Needles.

POCHIE

>pochie/epoch
Mentally ill LT4 (loony troony 4channy), instant skip & IP filter.
>Epochud
Antisemitic gigachad, high IQ post, read carefully to extract every single ounce of kino.

epochmaque

>>530407926
Forsaken, as a third faction when?
filthy mud huts

>>530408698
VVALLKRAFT.

>>530408647
what class should I play on epochud?

>>530409048
How white and racist are you?

>>530409048
male warrior, human

should I play a healer or tank in Epoochie?

cant decide balance druid/ or just go vvarrior

>male
>human
>warrior
Yup, I'm ready for Project Epoch.

>>530409048
Female worgen priest

>>530409048
white male human paladin

>male
>human
>orc
ready for epoch

>cage
>plug
>sissy hypno porn
ready for turtle wow

>>530409358
Healer

>smooth
>nonny
>plap spec
ready for epochud

>>530407235
Warrior or rogue.
I'm torn on the faction. The Alliance has more custom content and has the comfy Elwynn > Westfall > Redridge > Duskwood experience but they also have all the trannies.

>>530411438
>they also have all the trannies
clearly you never raided with female tauren

>>530407235
Alliance Human Male Skin Tone 1 Brown Hair Pony Tail Retribution Damage Paladin Scarlet Crusade Tabard

>>530407235
Rogue
Caged
Plugged

>>530411635
leave some pussy for the rest of us

> Darkshore
> fishing rod
> rain

Yes, I'm ready to have a good time in a new project

>>530403985
https://www.indiekings.com/2025/07/power-policing-and-petty-tyranny-dark.html

>>530407235
Femhuman warlock but I'll probably be getting banned for """hate speech"""

female human female undead female nightelf are trans

>>530412631
Damn bro I don't feel like reading all that.

>>530412980
>fenales are men

Shut up retarded nigger tranny. I'm so tired of you fucking freaks.

>>530412980
your mom is trans

How will warrior be on Epoch?
I might enjoy levelling something that is a bit tough to do stuff solo on.
I want my professions to have a big impact on my experience.

6 signups, impressive.
What finished FMC off in the end?
Warhorns policies? Telol taking over? the vibes yuki is giving off? Filthy's schemes? Torchad humiliating telol publicly, undermining his authority?

>>530413160
The strongest and most popular class. I wanted to play warr but I don't wanna compete that hard for gear.
>>530413175
What vibes is Ewwki giving?

>>530413160
I dont see how professions would impact this early on, but paladin will suck until crusader strike because you wont have the mana to seal twist when questing, making you essentially a vanilla paladin for half the journey.
Priest will be slow and dull as usual, rogue will be hard aswell, you have no aoe and you have to rely on CC and kiting for elites.

>>530413160
Word from the experts around here is that every class besides paladin will be shit, you can trust them, they looked up the talent trees.

>>530413160
dogwater
>>530413371
>strongest and most popular
that would be paladin

>>530413371
Maybe it could be good for me, since I mainly plan to quest and craft.

>>530413558
Well you are wrong.

>>530411635
>Brown Hair

>>530413175
this wouldn't have happened if they didn't disrespect fish the entire time. literally the glue holding the guild together, helped everyone, talked to people that needed it

I asked fish if he could open a lockbox for me and he called me a stupid dirty bitch and told me to fuck off and die in a fire.

>>530413175
probably the over all mood of nobody giving a shit and some people smelling their own farts

>>530413795
kek
bur even

>>530413795
Based on the timing of the events, i think I have to agree.

>>530413795
That's so funny Sunethil

>>530413175
epoch, obviously

>>530413795
Fish is the reason I quit raiding.

>>530414331
i think it has more to do with telol soft quitting

aq40 is the most fun raid we should only do that one over and over and skip all others until we get our flawless 0 wipes, 0 skip fuckups, perfect aq40

>>530415026
bwl is the most fun raid

WE NEED A TIER LIST OF CLASSES PLEASE THANKS

>>530415289
The class I play > The class (you) play

drop your tierlist of current and former fmc tanks

can't decide between troll priest or troll warlock

Bur is a German meme so if you say it I have no restecpa for you.

>>530415026
onyxia is the most fun raid we should only do that one over and over and skip all others

>>530415361
Most tanks we had were retarded. John didn't have hit cap for so long, there are way too many problems with Elaynna to list them even now she still hasn't fixed them, Telol is ok but struggles with multiple targets. Only Nureinul is a good tank. Waffle refuses to use consumes. Any random tank in a pug generates twice as much threat as them.

>>530415361
I only like Makenzie

>>530415718
Elaynna also refuses to improve hiding behind "Muh evil parsers". This applies to pretty much all tanks in FMC.
t. Tried to help your retarded tanks but left because you fuckers are insufferable manchildren.

>>530415718
TRVTHNVKE
asalys nureinul only truly tanks

>>530415718
>Only Nureinul is a good tank.
He generates no threat and his gearing is retarded.

>>530415718
not in fmc

>>530413795
i will show this to fish i think he needs to see it

>>530416087
we should promise and hr bindings and mats to fish so he maybe comes back

>>530413615
blonde is too similar to arthas and the whole stereotypical paladin look, and fairer hair people have lower T. the jet black hair looks too swarthy and grey is too old. brown is the perfect middle ground

>>530414847
It’s a mix of Telol soft quitting, Warhorn hard quitting, Sylma returning only to leave a day later after seeing what a mess the guild was, and Epoch being only days away now.

>>530415718
It's clear as day who wrote this. Just fuck off already.

I will be FMC's new tank.

the shitterinul shilling is getting out of hand, stab

Most the tanks were okay to good. I would say the only bad ones were Elaynna and Waffle, with Elaynna being by far the worst.

Tank ranking: Indii > Fuutank > Asalys > Telol > Alilandra > John > Sheld > Nureinul > Waffles

Grud

>>530416506
Kys hime

>>530416506
I forgot about elaynna.
Indii > Fuutank > Asalys > Telol > Alilandra > John > Sheld > Elaynna > Nureinul > Waffles

Can't believe Waffle is a bad tank because he's a cool dude.

how old is everyone here? how do you play wow for more than 1 hour a day?

>>530416671
I could never respect a man calling himself that.

>FMC drama hour again
Can't you guys talk about Epoch instead?

>>530416725
because I'm a loser with no social life

Can't decide which comfy solo class should I go with
>Dwarf Shaman - exploration as a free ghost wolf and discovering the Azeroth secrets with Far Sight, wrestling with the horde bros, telling nelf/human troons to leave the Ironforge, bonding with a skilled horde PVPers, watching Fang of the Sun: Dougram on the side
>Tauren Druid - chilling in moonglade free from the world of childlesscraft burdens, prowling into a dangerous caves, wrestling with the dwarf/gnome bros, telling UD palatroons to gtfo from TB, listening to Caribbean Rhythms with BAP on the side

>>530416750
It's just food?

FMC 1.0 lasted about two months.
FMC 2.0 lasted about four months.
FMC 3.0 lasted about three months.
FMC 4.0 lasted about three days.
FMC 5.0 lasted less than a day.

/wpsg/ talks about epoch:
>classes
>gear
>professions
>custom content
>difficulty
>etc
/wpsg/ talks about turtle:
>guild drama
>guild drama
>erp
>guild drama

>>530416954
i was in 1.0

>>530416952
Yeah the food is fine but if you call yourself that you are either deeply closeted, a furry or both.

>>530417037
Forgot how we talked about kaytotes being a nigger.

>>530417248
Idk to me as an ESL it sounds like you sniped the name Pizza and that's cool.

>>530416954
What is the versioning based on?

>>530417040
Bullshit. Prove it.

what tank class for Epoch?
is Warrior still the only tank available?

>>530417460
Frost Death Knight will be meta

>>530417384
D*ca stealing everything from the gbank

>>530417373
If you don’t know you won’t know.

>>530417384
koto melting multiple times a week and deleting every item he had and being let into a raid with a lootban and still melting

>>530417490
Wrong guild. FMC 1.0 had no bank. Bullshit confirmed.

>>530417607
newgen

>>530417460
All tanks will be playable

If you hate FMC so much why don't you delete it and sell off whatever is in the gbank?

>>530415338
what class you play ?

>>530417574
Koto wasn’t 1.0.

>>530417661
but which one is the best?

>>530417708
The one (you) don't play.

>>530417789
Idk the server isn't out yet, maybe it will be similar to tbc

Will there be cross-faction guilds and raids on Epoch?
Everything is cross-faction like on Turtle?

>>530417789
Warrior will be good early on and then proceed to get outclassed

>>530417725
ok, ok, i remember trick or treaters and the poll that decided we're gonna be cats eye drama club

>>530417037
drama will supplant all other discussion once epoch is actually out
buncha bored housewives, i swear

>>530403878 (OP)
PLEASE COME TO MY RAID PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>530417847

>>530417997
That would be the odd period after 1.0 but before 2.0 where the guild was inactive.

>>530405986
all the thread schizos r going to epoch so we'll finally be comfy again

>>530417935
yes

>>530418237
No Fish. I’m not going to AQ20 for you.

>>530418394
NO COME TO WAFFLES ZG RAID ON THURSDAY PLEASE

>>530418394
that's clearly wafflower

>>530418478
Waffles’s ZG has 10 anons. It’s solid on heals and tanks. They’re gonna be good.
Fish’s AQ20 has 5 anons. Not good.

>>530418608
PLEASE COME I NEED MORE FRIENDS

>>530418608
I thought he left the guild

>>530418554
No it’s clearly someone trying to troll.
That someone is you Fish.
Worry about your five man AQ20.

>>530418712
JUST SIGN UP FOR THURSDAY OK ILU

>>530418691
Nah the loser stayed.

>>530418823
Why?

>>530418969
No actual guild worth their salt would tolerate the subhumans staying in FMC, naturally they have nowhere else to go.

has anyone looked through the new professions ? the bonuses looks quite cool what are you guys planning to pick ?

>>530418969
Because he’s a loser like Torzag. They’re weak failed males that cry and cry like babies but never do shit. Hell even Torzag had more balls than Fish since he at least left and stayed gone for a while until Elaynna dumped him.

bros... i deleted my warmane-turned-epoch-with-all-addons-done install by accident

Thunderfury exploded on the FMC culture like an atomic bomb. It started with Elaynna and moved East in no time, everyone was SRing it, I mean everyone. We invented raid.res, in fact if you SRd bindings between the late 2024 or early 25s, there a good chance it was because of us.

>>530419114
>>530419180
No, why would I care?

>>530419214
Grats

>>530419262
Because you’re a faggot and all you’ve done is cry about the guild and “girls” not touching your micro penis.

what life feels when you join a normal guild that isn't fmc and doesn't raid on weekends so you can maintain a social life

>>530418691
Why would you think that?

>>530419413
Projecting a little? Like I get wanting to have the last word but c'mon you unpacking shit like that out of nowhere. Pretty dang telling of somebody's preferences.

>>530419458
Because that’s what a normal person would do.
>hm i’m not really getting along in this guild and my attempts to work things out haven’t worked
>i will now move on to another guild

>>530419557
The only thing I’m projecting is a ray of truth onto you to expose you for who you are. And that’s a loser.

Fish why are you trying to troll Waffle?
Waffle didn’t do anything to you.
Leave his raid alone.

>>530419613
That's just you Stab. I know it sucks he took Sunethil away from you, but you have to let that go at some point.

>>530419752
Gosh anon you are simply adorable. No really I mean it. Absolutely cute I could just eat you up. Like you really think that or are you just repeating the same phrases from your mental list of comebacks? Precious either way.

>>530419441
nigga you fruity

>>530407235
Undead paladin.
But I'm afraid it will be the warrior class of Epoch.

male human hunter or male human warrior or male tauren warrior

>>530416325
name them

>>530419894
PLEASE SIGN UP TO MY RAID ITS GONNA BE SO FUN

>>530419907
>hey look i’m a sassy gay man
Fag

i still think about him and how he made me feel to this day but i know he doesn't even remember my name at all

it's shit like this that made sylma and everyone else quit

>>530419905
Not even Sunethil will touch Fish’s dick.

>>530420051
Oh please you can do better than that. Don't be lazy like that. Hit me with your best shot. I know you can do it. Just really focus on what you wanna hurl at me and then let it rip. Show me what you got

>>530420201
A castrato is a male singer who underwent castration before puberty in order to retain a singing voice equivalent to that of a soprano, mezzo-soprano, or contralto. The voice can also occur in one who, due to an endocrinological condition, never reaches sexual maturity.

>>530420202
The tough guy act doesn’t work when it follows you trying to act like the sassy queer you truly are.

>>530420201
>he doesn't know

>>530416506
I'd make tiers instead of plain x > y
S Tier: Indii
A Tier: Asalys / Telol / Fuutank / Johntankman
B Tier: Alilandra / Sheld / Nureinul
C Tier: Elaynna
D Tier: Waffles
in B tier it's mostly just lack of gear and "initiative", once they get AQ40 tanking gear and more comfortable with tanking they will be A tier as well

>>530420336
That's more like it. Okay anon what I really want you to do is come up with something original now. Hit me with something new, something outlandish, something that could wow me. Because what you are doing right now is just repeating your previous talking points but that doesn't have to be a bad thing per se. Think of some synonyms and try building something new from it.

i erped with sunethil in the timeframe before he started dating fish and he dumped stab

>>530420486
Nureinul should be in B tier.

>>530420581
he is, are you retarded?

>>530420486
im like the backup tank that takes over when u die
so i don't get the fame of the main tanks but if u want ill just go cat

>>530415718
I have to agree, in my current raids the tanks have like 7k threat instantly on TWT and race away threat-wise, even if the fight starts with 3 parries it is hardly ever an issue.
In FMC you have fights where you need to afk or you get aggro and they refuse any form of advise, prefering to do low threat to spite you or something.

>>530420717
waffle you're not nureinol

>>530420835
im usually tank after sheld dies wym

>>530420115
same... i miss her and think about her every day but she probably doesn't recall that i ever existed

>>530417037
Its literally just one guy reposting the dogshit tier sets over and over and another guy constantly seething that paladins are borderline playable.

Stabby doesn't know that Sunethil and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Stabby doesn't know
Oh, Stabby doesn't know
So don't tell Stabby
Stabby doesn't know
Stabby doesn't know
(So don't tell Stabby)

>>530420807
throw warrior threat advice my way, i usually start with shield slam taunt into revenge and sunder spam

>>530420581
nonny...

Serious question, will Epoch be a masculine straight man server, or a feminine gooner trans server?

>>530420541
Why is everyone having hot pretend sex in FMC but me? The fuck did I roll an elf for?

>>530421167
theyre alrteady banning everybody for hate speech so server is doa for anons

>>530421181
namedrop yourself and i'll plainsrun to your location

>>530420709
>>530421145
I meant to write C tier.

>>530421114
>shield slam taunt into revenge and sunder spam
Tele...

>>530421289
You had your chance.

>>530420148
sylma quit because skoll wasn't around to gape her and no one stepped up

>>530421167
>can turn off transmog
>belfs and draenei are deleted
>owner plays a dwarf warrior
this should be enough to answer your question

>>530420541
i erped with sunethil before he started dating stab and also after

>>530421316
throw advice instead of namedropping
i spam battle shout for threat too

>>530421491
im erping with sunethil right now

>>530421230
How the fuck do you even get banned for hate speech on any server?
I've been dropping "no no words" in guild chats of multiple guilds, as well as talking to my friends in game, and nothing ever happens.
Do you unironically go and say nigger in world chat or something?

>>530421794
no actually the bannable offence was saying
"epochsissies..."
and i got 7 days for that

>>530421072
>literally
stopped reading there.

>>530421794
some of it was saying nigglet
others got theirs for small things like usual political slogans

>dating
Saying you're together and occasionally moaning in to the mic at eachother isn't dating

>>530421529
first off, stop using defensive stance
prepot rage potion before pull
opener is
Heroic Strike > Cockblow > Shieldslam > Sunder > Sunder > Shieldslam with more Heroic Strikes thrown in if rage allows
Battleshout is hardly worth it and only used in niche situations, you have a prot paladin/bear taking care of aoe stuff

Be careful Kaytotes lurks on 4chan and defends his fellow staff team and looks to make connections between posters here and game accounts to form perm bans on those who criticize him

I often wondered why Kaytotes gives schizos like Altered, the mod who got booted from EverLook Starfall, for talking about leaking people’s real names and addresses to Blizzard, and Inex a paranoid schizophrenic with delusional tendencies who is obsessed with the steamer alexensual, both these guys involved in banning the nigglet usernames on the launch yesterday

And then I discovered Kaytotes also talks about his autism you got Kaytotes with Autism, Kes who is Kaytotes girlfriend who talks about her autism, Ross another mod who talks about his autism, Altered the mod who was kicked from everlook who talks about his struggles with autism, Inex another mod who has severe schizophrenia, Tetradisaster, another moderator who talks about his social struggles in real life and struggles with autism, Eredun another developer who talks about social issues and struggles with autism, and Magic another young guy who has discussed his struggles with autism

You can search their discord, then talking about social struggles they face is a common thematic

As far as I know all the staff have openly discussed that they are autistic or aspies which is fine but I don’t know if it’s a preference by Kaytotes or if they will consider promoting neurotypical to staff roles ?

They have a repetitive coping mechanism of trying to coverup any mistakes they make by pretending their past didn’t happen and everyone else is a schizo or N word spammer

I don’t mean to bully these people but I can’t trust they won’t ban you for small things like that the slippery slope of having a racist name to getting banned for micro aggressions for using the wrong pronouns

Turtle wow mods don’t give a f compared to the atypical epoch staff members

Hi kaytotes

>>530421992
nice reddit spacing faggot

Sunethil erped with me.
I’m not Stab.
I’m not Fish.

>>530421992
kaytokes is a gay fucking german faggot and i'll pop a bottle of champagne when he's 6 feet under

>>530421834
>>530421890
>talking about politics and sissies in a public project chat
Literal autism.

>>530421472
why can't you niggers decide if the owner is a pala or a warrior main? i just want to play the best class

someone said niggle few seconds before server went down and i saw the notif that he got banned omega kek

>>530422085
>game has a quest called "Arrows Are For Sissies"
>can't say sissies
pottery

you're a queer looking fellow aren't you?

>>530422174
pretty much every anon is going to be banned from epoch within a week lol

>>530422107
He plays both warrior and paladin. But his main is a dwarf warrior.

>>530420486
S Tier: Indii
A Tier: Fuutank
B Tier: Asalys / Telol
C Tier: Alilandra / John
D Tier: Sheld
E Tier: Elaynna / Nureinul
F Tier: Waffles

>>530422345
Nureinul doesn’t cause wipes. Elaynna caused multiple wipes each raid. They are not the same.

>>530422345
trvth nvke

>can turn off transmog
Transmog usually turns ME on though.
You can call me "xir" but gooning is a way of life.

>>530422345
hello fuutrans

>>530422056
That's so funny <quack>

>>530421942
should i get the defensive tactics talent instead of the extra dstance talent then?

>s tier: waffles
>a tier: everyone else
>people who are not tanks: (you)

>>530422312

That you kaytotes ?

>>530422642
You broke my fucking heart and never looked back. Thanks for nothing asshole.

>>530422661
extra dstance threat talent*

>>530422345
Fish should be S tier or at least A tier with his rogue tank.

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Kaytotes being on the autistic spectrum and banning people for using the wrong pronouns. He plays these clssses and this is his main race class race combo, u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked, hes handsome. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

>>530422661
you get both, it stacks

>>530423108
kaytotes is the kind of cuck to monitor this thread and doxx anyone being namedropped

>>530422056
Sunethil says she's out shopping
But she's under me
And I'm not stopping
Cause Stabby doesn't know
Stabby doesn't know
Stabby doesn't know
Stabby doesn't know
So don't tell Stabby
Stabby doesn't knoooooooow
Don't tell Stabby

>>530423108
Don't care about this guy or his server for the time being but I am just happy to see that copypasta again.

>>530421942
this is such terrible advice that its not even funny

>>530422661
https://talents.turtle-wow.org/warrior?points=DQFAQYAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUYAoIAAohQAYBAA=
Last points can go into improved Heroic Strike, Improved Shield wall, Cruelty.
Don't use battle stance blindly, consider how important you being alive is or how easy it would be for the healers to heal you and your gear options as well

>>530413175
>Torchad humiliating telol publicly, undermining his authority?
What and when did this happen?

>>530423316
>no counterargument given

>>530416954
naxx really dashed whatever fleeting, manic hopefulness there was when fmc 3.0 rose from the ashes of fmc 2.0

>>530413175
>Warhorns policies?
What policies?
>Telol taking over?
Telol rolled over.
>the vibes yuki is giving off?
What vibes?
>Filthy's schemes?
The guy who hasn't played or been to this thread in months?
>Torchad humiliating telol publicly, undermining his authority?
The fuck?
The real answer is simple: Epoch.

>i am sorry fish-sama i have to go to the movies with my mom today
>i cannot make the raid
kek

>>530423946
based waffles

>>530423393
>impale for 20% crit dmg
>no additional crit from fury tree

>>530423946
KOWTO 50 BILLION TIMES and i may be satisfied with killing only you and your 3 future generations.

Waffles sucks at tanking because he's stoned all the time but he's fun and he's a good anon and that's what really counts.

Is epoch gonna give you rewards for getting to 60 with the half xp modifier?

>>530423316

The best thing about kaytotes having the tism is he’s blatant obvious when he is posting here by offering detail on an autistic level only he knows or defending his staff with biased left wing liberal takes

hence the copy pasta

>check in on the thread
>instead of trying to get along anons want to clique up when they already struggle to get numbers for raids
They never learn.

How is gonna have high pop if they ban everyone for being schizo or racist ?

>>530424464
it may come as a surprise to you but the vast majority is not as retarded as you

I don't want a high pop

>>530422345
Fuu is very dedicated and has a lot of potential but to me it looks like he does not care that much, which is fine, its more than enough for FMC most of the time.
Especially since they make all pumpers leave constantly, except maybe Death.

I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Sunethil's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing
Fishie doesn't know
Fishie doesn't know
Fishie doesn't know
So don't tell Fishie
'Cause Fishie doesn't know
Fishie doesn't know
So don't tell Fishie

>>530424574
just for that post I'm gonna make the jannies work overtime when Epoch drops

>>530424574

Who is me ?

>>530424627
Thats good, report the chuds.

>>530425149
And once they are distracted I will drop some new slurs they haven't heard before, fresh from the manufacturing plant.

I’m gonna report so many people on epoch and set people up to say something controversial so I can get them perm banned lol

>>530424589
>very dedicated
>does not care that much

>>530424841
>they roll female characters 99% of the time
>they are now failed males and / or trans

Many such cases!!

>Only Mcian signed up for tomorrow, and I'm about to join a guild that is HRing me the bindings with over 12 people signed up 6 days before. Oh how the turn tables. HAHAHAHA
fish won

>>530424589
Fuutank will ninjaloot Thunderfury.
Asalys has been planted by Elicia to get the HR on bindings to keep the guild pacified, when it drops, it will be traded to Fuutank so he can maintank in Smokey Tokers.

>>530425343

The epoch mods are autists not trannies they are friends of trannies and push pronouns on discord

>>530425307
You are doing the Lord's work anon. Very <Lightborn> of you

>burgers and euros make fon of JaJa's for years
>their nations are flooded by Brownies and Muds who have babies above replacement
>Still, they keep playing video games with female avatars and keep a steady 0,9 replacement level.

kjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

>>530425446
Massive if true

>>530425343
im trans and i only exclusively played male dwarf warrior all my life

I'm going to soothe the worries and woes of everyone I come across in Epoch

>>530405561
>imagine staying on the almost decade long stable server instead of jumping ship to fotm
yeah

>>530425752
pajeets will find your private server and shit in it

>>530425801
ok pearl

>>530425752
i have 2 kids with a black woman

I’m trans and hate peopel who don’t use my pronouns? Epoch is gonna be my new home

Reminder Turtle started off small before exploding thanks to trying things differently so Epoch will be able to have the same happen after some time. If you don't play Epoch you're gonna be missing out

pochie pvp server when?????

>>530426114
Oh no, I'm gonna be so sad missing out on tagging some boar with 50 other retards at the same time. I'll give them a month or two and then consider rolling.

>>530425752
rezultata

>>530425446
Imagine a guild so braindead as to SR bindings to a new rogue.

>>530425446
>Imagine a guild so ingenious as to SR bindings to a new rogue.

>>530426114

I trust Shenna and Crogge pretending to be turtles over a project ran by self admitted autists who witch hunt bans

>>530424189
Yeah

>>530425446
>>530425759
it isn't there are 10 signed up with 1 late
they have enough for at least mc. enough tanks and heals for bwl but they'd need a few more dps

>>530416325
Proofs?

>>530426942
signup was made 10 hours ago and people in fmc always sign up at the last second

one of my long running theories of why online gaming (especially wow) has gotten so shitty over the years is because the unfortunate lowering of the barrier of entry year on year. you had to provide your own 1.12 client for years, same with 2.4.3 and 3.3.5 but nowadays any spic nigger or tranny like pic related who has trouble with a magnet url can just 1 click download a launcher and have their entire game spoonfed with no effort or learning required

>>530427074
counterpoint: most turtle players are linux autists and will go great lengths to have their computer not work correctly
on a launcher update some of the first comments they get on their support channel are "you broke linux again"

>>530427074
lol getting a 1.12 client was always as easy as crossing the street. You dumb?

>>530424009
Idk if prot warrior hits the breakpoint where impale is better than the extra crit

>>530427734
and now the barrier of entry is even lower with servers providing their own launchers which will do it all for you in a handful of clicks

male dwarf fire mage.. kino

>>530427864
It was already just a handful of clicks, especially since most forums that were required for sign up had direct links to download pages.

>>530427074
>le thrirdies have trouble with piracy
jajajajaja, xaxaxaxa even

>>530427853
given that FMC prot warriors don't use consumes and don't gear for agi/crit, they end up having crit in the single digits

>>530429021
Yeah if anything eastern europeans have done more for game preservation than any mainstream studio. Shout out the Fallout 2 modding scene, all three of you guys.

>>530429172
all of our prot warriors consume

What is the best class/race to play on Epoch if I am a man o' masculinity irl?

>>530429360
the consumable logs say otherwise

>>530429480
Going/Outside

>>530429532
show the logs

>>530429360
show last naxx logs

>>530427042
yeah and americans are just now waking up
fish was really dumb to prematurely brag like that
guess it shows his true colours

kino

>>530429923
Most retarded shit I ever seen

filthy sweaty unwashed unhygienic uncut orc males

>>530429923
It's unique I guess....

>>530429923
Vigilance of the blue chud

>>530429923
>child in item name
I am not gay, this unironically sucks. Is this epoch?

>>530430032
Cry more

>>530421992
>Kes who is Kaytotes girlfriend who talks about her autism
>its real
LOL

>>530430298
Why are they making a big deal out of basic kitchen hygiene?

>>530430298
>I'm so special, my brain is wired so I do the most common shit

>>530430291
How is that crying? Are you the retard that posted that retarded item?

>>530430282
>child in item name
It's the name of one of Azeroth's moons.

>>530430557
Dilate

>>530430490
You're flooding your room!

>>530429360
What prot warriors lol

>feminine moons (mommy and baby)
This is some pozzed shit lmao.

>>530429360
HRT, but enough about Tele.

>>530429643
they are all in previous threads

>>530431021
fuu and john?

>>530431072
you know babies come in two flavours right?

>>530429923
>Can only raid during the day
Epic...

>>530429923
In other words, an item everyone says is SOVL and KINO but will never, ever be used by anyone

worgen males hnnngh

>>530431182
both ACK'd a long time ago

>>530431327
so who are the current warrior tanks i haven't played since fmc 3.0 hit

>>530430282
its a level 30 trinket pvre sovl to the kino leveling experience that we will all have on poch
stay mad turdle sucker

>>530431302
*pounces at you*

>>530425446
is fish the least likable person in fmc history?

>>530431573
I refuse to believe he really said that.

>>530430437
fucking snowflakes think being neurodivergent is a badge of honor
all private server players are autistic, ur not special

>>530430071
this but futa nelf who hasnt showered since battle of hyjal

>>530431272
>>530431272
its a level 30 trinket meant for leveling its okay you do not have to redeem it sarrr but i will be blasting mobs with it while you stay trinketless and poor on your leveling journey.
Absolute troons trying to shit on sovl with your shit takes.

>>530431573
I like fish, he gave me 4 travelers bag when I first joined.

>>530407235
FAT FEMDORF MAGE CHEEKS ON MY FACE

>>530431272
It's a dps boost and doesn't have a 2 hour cooldown, depending on the damage it's better than most non-endgame vanilla trinkets

>>530431734
Judging by the time, I think he was drunk. He has a tendency to pop off like that when he's boozing.

>>530426305
>Oh no, I'm gonna be so sad missing out on tagging some boar with 50 other retards at the same time
That's like the most fun part of server launches

>>530432785
hi elicia

Chubby furry panda cheeks on my face

>>530432785

>>530433093
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>normalfags on /v/ shat on Epoch massively
why did they turn on it?

>>530433184
/v/ has nuanced opinions on games they don't play

>>530420486
This tier list seems accurate. I concur.

>>530433184
t-t-they just don't understand how S M O O T H it is

>>530433184
I think the way moderation is handled on Epoch is the big reason.

should I roll a tank on Epootchie?

>>530433536
elaborate pls

>>530421114
Bloodrage + Block + Revenge + Bloodthirst + Heroic Strike + Sunder, etc

>>530433676
can't spam nigger in chat = dead server

>>530433842
i saw furyprot is dead on turtle though

>>530431524
omfg it's just like the epoch wolves
does anybody else know the epoch wolves how they jump at you lol

>Feel like playing Turtle
>Remember ret Paladins are broken
I despise this brain dead fucking class. It does not deserve to be this strong.

>>530433676
They don't want retards spamming NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER in world chat so server is dead

need unwashed futa gf...

>>530420486
I wish Indii would raid lead for FMC from time to time...

>>530421167
ERP is a bannable offense. You can disable transmogs. The big titty mod is incompatible.

>>530434169
better than them being a wasted slot. at least now when they take the gear you want, it probably gets mileage

FACT: No one will want to tank in the new Pochie guild if this is how you will treat the tanks.

>>530434315
what i do with my orcish slavemaster in the sanctity of pink text is my private affair

>>530433676
>>530434181

>>530430071
this but filthy sweaty unwashed unhygienic unshaven orc females

>>530430071
this but musky stinky barely sentient angry and scary feral worgen males

>>530432027
He bought you for only 20g?

<Leaping Wolves>

sex

>>530405561
>imagine staying on turtle
well, i'm not just going to delete my characters or something... why would i?
>imagine not playing on epoch
and why wouldn't i also check it out?
i can... in fact... play both. crazy concept, i know.

Can someone explain druid bear stats to me? Does my weapon have any effect besides bonus stats? Also why do I miss or get parried so much?

>>530433673
>should I roll a tank on Epootchie?
probably... just pick a good class that allows you to tank and also dual spec into top DPS so you have both options.

>>530436228
but what class is good

Rezultata was the only funny guild name proposed dseu

yep i am going to roll a Warrior Tanker on Epotchie and be Main Tank for <Epootchie Frens> Group 1

>>530436058
Weapon is entirely a stat stick for feral druid outside of weapons that have a Use effect so you can even use a dagger if you wanted if it gives you some good stats. If you're missing shit then you need more hit rating which you should only really get at max level or so until you can get 9% hit rating then your shit will land more often, outside of dodges/parries since enemies can still do that.

>>530436889
turdies should know hit cap is 8% and every 5 weapon skill is 1 hit

>20 more sleepies till PEpotchie
i don't think ive it it in me Epotchie bros... go on without mee

>>530433916
>i saw furyprot is dead on turtle though
the state of warriros on turtle is that both Arms and Fury are the top DPS in logs. not sure on exact specs people run for those, but that's what i'm seeing. Furyprot might not be a thing but warriors are still the best, just like in niller, but have multiple viable specs!

>deciding to miss a month of pure, unadulterated FRESH classic kino with new content, friends and adventures, all because you wanted to raidlog in a guild on life support and jump around the stormwind fountain instead


Uhhh… turtle sisters… I invite your response?

>>530432785
>>530433093
Why are Elicia and Asalys allowed to pug Karazhan?

>>530437508
because we're not doing karazhan in fmc

still caged for epoch...

>>530437218
>4 sleepies til beta
https://www.project-epoch.net/news/road-to-launch

>>530437612
Why not?

>>530437787
>beta rewards
the fuck is this FOMO shit

>>530438072
it's over anon, without diablo mini-pet others will never catch up

>>530438072
its a shitty little summonable pet that very few people have anyway because of how (relatively) unpopular the betas were compared to now. if it was me id make them available ingame but with a really really long grind something like 3x the frostsaber rep or something

>>530437678
anon this can't be healthy you've been saying this for months

>>530438072
it's over, better jump on the next fresh if you want to make it

>>530437787
you mean a shitty stress test for few horus??

epoch issue tracker update.
status: still broken, with many basic abilities and interactions not working.

i guess the client must be playable at this point, but the scripting looks beyond fucked. the launch will be the actual beta.

that's okay though, i'm still looking forward to it and this leaves the possibility for finding some hilarious exploits in the interim before they fix everything, which looks like it will take months.

>>530439765
its over Epootchie bros...

>>530431734
He did. Check the discord’s basement chat. It’s there.

what faction are we rolling on Epootchie? does Epootchie have crossfaction? do we need the world buffs to raid on Epootchie?

>>530434435
Idgaf about PvE. Everyone deserves to not be a dead weight in a raid at the very least. It's just that the absolute best defensive class in the game has no business doing this much damage in PvP.

>>530439765
DoA

>>530407235
>dwarf mage
>troll lock
>human hunter
>UD pally (ironman)
probably roughly in that order, doubt i'll do any to max right away but i'll rotate between them as i get tired of each class

>>530439904
i mean... it is kind of hilarious that after 4 years of development, 75 basic gameplay mechanics still don't work. but it's good that they are launching anyway because they were on the verge of becoming viewed as vaporware. from what i understand, they picked a new and untested scripting back-end which adds some conveniences (python?) at the cost of re-inventing the wheel. typical rookie mistake.

for those unfamiliar with how software testing works, scores of new issues will be discovered once it launches to a wide audience and test coverage increases (end-game content and anything else they simply haven't gotten to manually or players stumbled upon in the betas).

the good thing is that as long as the client is stable, all of this can be fixed eventually, even by seemingly incompetent devs.

>>530437787
we are soooooo back

>>530440868
>python
its so fucking over bros

>>530439765
This can't be real, what the fuck?

>>530441375
Should've been rust. It comes with a free tranny coder.

>>530440047
no world buffs in dungeons and raids. could be a consideration down the line for open-world leveling of alts but irrelevant at launch.

otherwise, it's all cross faction except for pvp and world bosses. but you can also respec racials with a level 60 quest to any other race's including cross-faction.

so the only irreversible end-game consideration for faction choice would have to do with BG queue times (as the picrel suggests).

so without racials to worry about, this server is slated to be upwards of 80% alliance. this would impact faction choice down the line with alliance having easier leveling for alts and horde having insta-pop BG queues but fewer world buffs.

>>530440868
>>530441375
It's typescript. Because retarded webdev was what epoch needed.
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/tswow

Hmmm Pochie bros I'm feeling Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt over these recent news...

>>530442997
Just woke up from a nap. What happen?

Tauren druids you are hereby officially put on notice

I will camp Moonglade and kill any of you retards

Fuck the Green Pact, your beef ass is grass I am the best MALE Night Elf Druid on the server and I will offer up all of you useless dadgamer cowshits up to Father Cenarius by Mangling you to death

Do NOT visit Moonglade with PvP enabled, there will be NO mercy. I have already prepared my Linkin Park Playlist on iTunes, I am NOT messing around, OKAY!?!??

>>530443473
i will bless every tauren male with fertility rites and restock their population faster than you can kill them

>>530442449
of course it's real.
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues?q=is%3Aissue%20state%3Aopen%20(label%3A%22Priority%20-%20Critical%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Priority%20-%20High%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Launch%20Blocking%22)%20AND%20(-label%3A%22State%20-%20Testing%22)

they started publicly posting their "launch-blocking issues" like a month ago. the total number hasn't decreased since then, but i'd be guessing that's just a coincidence from new issues being discovered at the same pace that others are getting fixed. at least that's the hope. if someone wanted to dig through the tracker they could quantify both rates: incoming vs. closed numbers of such bugs over time.

overall though, it's bad and very amateurish to still have a bunch of abilities broken less than 3 weeks from launch. like, i would have included all of that sort of shit (basic abilities) as part of a manual or automated test plan at a much earlier stage in development.

Stop insisting, I'm not playing Epoch

>all this reddit spacing
is it summer already?

>>530443908
Do you own a calendar?

>>530443473
>MALE Night Elf Druid genociding cows
Beyond based and Warcraftpilled.

>>530444102
I haven't seen the daylight in 15 years

>>530444102
It's Winter in South America you badalhoco gringo filho da mãe

>>530443880
my gf looks and wears and moves like this

>>530444597
you are still a virgin

>>530439765
>elemental overload straight up just doesn't work
I thought shaman was the devs class?

>>530439765
they are learning from the best
https://github.com/ClassicWoWCommunity/mop-classic-bugs/issues

>>530443791

>>530443880
play whatever you want sis

>>530444327
Ain't nobody give a shit about South America hermano.

>>530445861
it's joever

My script to instantly capture every 3/4/5 letter name on Epoch launch is ready

Thursday I'll create 2000 new accounts by seeding the address. Thanks for having almost zero verification Pochie devs!

Enjoy naming yourself Eleanoriana or some cringe shit

>>530442742
No idea what was the point to begin with. Mangos forks are some of the most readable C++ I've seen. Can't see that much gains on the readability front, if anything it's probably worse because of needing to jump through the TS-C++ API.

>>530443473
You know what happens in Druid v Druid battles right?
Have fun being the least time-efficient ganker ever.

>>530446552
That doesn't matter when I am 60 immortal have full PvP set and they're level 10 dadgamers doing their bear quest LOL

A Panda named Pearl.

A Tranny Faggot named Sylma.

>>530446830
QRD?

>>530421942
>>530423393
i like it

>>530439765
We are back bearbros

>>530439765
2003 vanilla wow was released in a buggy, unfinished state too. this will be an exciting, nostalgic taste of the old vanilla experience!

A Highelf named Asalys.

>>530433676
during the sub-2 hour stress test tranny jannies were working overtime, server owner bragged about how only he has permaban perms and turned every ban of a """"racist""" into a perma

>>530446989
Pearl!

>>530446830

>>530448265
!

Like a nigger in a store can't help but steal something, retards can't help but spam nigger and politics in every server that asks them not to in public chat channels.

>>530448401
how does someone screaming nigger in world chat affect you personally?

>>530448594
He and his stepdad are niggers so it hurts him on a personal level.

>>530448594
Ask that to kaytotes

>>530443880
Who are you?
Get away from my fridge.

>https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/2902
>steady shot resets melee swing timer
So much for melee weaving.

>>530449496
I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights are out. I'm the name on your room walls. When I pout, the whole world tries to make me smile. And everyone always wants to know, who... is... that girl?

I'll just play squirtle and only join Epoch in 3 months in case it's still alive and working and not a confirmed disaster. Same way I didn't play squirtle at launch. No thanks, I don't want to line up and compete with 500 trannies for my 6 boar butts quest that will give me one bar of xp after 30 minutea of work. Only thing I'll miss on is alive pvp leveling, but oh well.

Thank you guys for beta testing the server for me.

when's the open to everyone stress test for epoch?

>>530450007
I'm not replaying Bloodlines this year.

>>530450007
Did you steal that from an Emily the Strange comic?

>>530450007
god i fucking hate w*men so much it's unreal

>>530450007
funny enough anon I bought bloodlines during the summer sale, thx for the reminder that I need to play it

>>530448265
Pearl!

>>530450918
Saturday. Signup is open on Thursday.

>>530439765
shills..pls...give me a narrative so i can still be hyped..

>>530453036
1x leveling will take so long that the bugs will be fixed by the time they matter

>>530453182
EPOCH HYPE BABYYYY OUR CHUD SERVER WITH BASED MODS IS UPON US

>>530450007
how do i get a woman like this, bros

>>530453036
https://turtle-wow.org/bug-tracker

We're all staying on Turtle, Cuckpoch is DoA, will have 7 people playing after a month what a disaster

>>530453557
date a self hating femboy

>>530453036
Server being shit is a feature, once you do all the custom quests there's no reason to keep playing.

17 sleepies until Pochie

Do groups/guilds on private servers use proper loot systems
Or do they do that cringe new zoomer gdkp shit where they just become chinese gold farmers by day and then buy items in the raids by night

>>530454280
i want pochie right meow

>>530407235
Nelf Dudu FC all brackets (female)

i wish epoch had personal loot

>>530454570
depends on the guild really

>>530454570
depends if the server allows gdkp or not, epoch thinks they can somehow dictate how other guilds run their organizations and have banned it

Holding Paws while FIshing.

Holding paws while T-posing.

Holding hands while fishing.

>>530407235
Nelf Assassination Rogue

Mutilate is kino
Envenom is kino
Poisons are kino

>b-but le epic hecking Combaterino Blade Flurryerino Adrenaline Rusherino
Don't care, daggers are where it's at, you can keep your discount fury warrior spec which can't even tank lol

>>530455796
I don't remember making this post...

>>530454963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T0ZOKX_tPw
I'm crying...

Why have people started to post like me and use my phrases... Wtf...

Playing on Epoch made me realize what I really want is another fresh /wpsg/ WoTLK private server like the days of old.

>>530455040
>>530455000
As long as its (at least officially) frowned upon on Epoch that sounds based enough for me. I guess I'll give that one a shot when its out

>>530407235
Femdwarf elemental/resto shaman

>>530455796
but you can pick dagger spec for combat too

'earl on 'utt

Traversing the Wetlands.

>>530456197

>>530456828
>the Wetlands
but enough about your mom's soaking wet pussy lmao

>>530456579
powerful

>>530433676
basically they banned everyone for hatespeech
if you thought turtle jannies were bad they dont give a fuck compared to epoch jannies

>>530407235
Still trying to decide between a priest or druid
There are things I really like and really hate about both.

>>530407235
my mom doesn't let me play on a new server

>>530457390
druid is going to be a lot more interesting
hybrid classes are just the thing to go on custom servers

>join dungeon as druid tank
>druid dps joins
>doesn't give me like 2 seconds to generate threat, just goes balls to the wall on enemies
>dies on every pull
>blames me, ragequits

>>530457349
>don't spam slurs in world chat
>get to enjoy a nice server
it's not that hard

>>530457521
/4 NIGGER

>>530457521
>he thinks its just slurs that r considered hate speech
most people aren't that retarded, they're banning anything remotely offensive like the word "epochsissies"

>hurr durr I'm making a 3.3.5 client but no I wont add enchanting vellums

Not playing this niggerish server.

sissy shouldn't be a banned word because it makes me feel nice when people say it

>>530457662
just keep your autism to these threads and talk like a normal person ingame?
it's not that hard

>>530457662
dude getting 2 weeks ban for saying epochsissies was really funny. very sad and the moderation will kill the server, but still funny.

>>530457781
What you don't like the SOVL of spamming trade/yell for hours on end?

>>530457390
Holy Priest is going to be disgustingly strong if you're not a retard and know how to utilize Holy Nova

Shadow hasn't seen any changes whatsoever which is a shame. They could've thrown in Dispersion on a 5 minute CD and no one would've complained. But alas, the devs main warrior/paladin and not priest.

Anyone remember the days of old?

>>530458019
no fuck off

>>530458019
before I hated literally everyone I interacted with online... those were the days.

>>530457875
ye these germans are fucking retarded, and this is basically doa for any anons

>>530458121
Well, i am german and you either have the based retards or you have leftist control freaks that will report you to authorities. Guess i know which one the Epoch team is now.

>>530429923
so it only works outside i guess.

>>530458316
yeah theyve been known to doxx people and have been kicked out of other private servers for being toxic authoritarian shitheads

Turtle moderation is so much better, I spoke with a GM for hours, sometimes they pull funny pranks near tents, I got developer socks from turtle GM island, they have best sicurity, known, well establish server I LOVE TURTLE WOW AND I WILL NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER PLAY ON KEKPOCHIE THE DOA GERMAN AUTIST NOFUN ALLOWED SERVER KYS KYS YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, DON'T ABANDON ME, I SPENT $4000 ON TRUTTLE SKINS, MAILBOXES, DUAL SPECS AND BAGGIES KYSSSSSS

>>530458316
>a based german
Most of those were killed, it's a country full of cucks now

>>530457935
That's not very strong at all

>>530458596
some of them are still piddling around argentina

>>530458596
Germans sucked back then and they suck even more now. I have yet to meet one single pleasant German on WoW. I resented every single one of them I had the misfortune of encountering.

CAN'T FIND A GROUP FOR THE ELITE QUESTS I NEED AND I CAN'T SOLO THEM GOD I FUCKING HATE TURTLE

>>530458596
There are foreigners with a german passport saying things that would have made Adolf proud. I think that, if you disregard all the trash 90% migrants, 10% of foreigners living in Germany actually want to live with germans. The like the culture, they read the poems and read german philosophy that shaped the western world. What i find highly offensive, are the actual germans not wanting Germany to be for germans first and foremost.

>>530458920
"there's enough people for two servers" - /wpsg/

>>530458963
>me when I lie

I'm slightly tempted to go Undead Holy Paladin on Epoch it just seems silly but I think I could make it work somehow.

>>530458963
>What i find highly offensive, are the actual germans not wanting Germany to be for germans first and foremost
Epoch devs in a nutshell

>>530458920
What's your level?

>priest main server dev
>rogue main server dev
>mage main server dev
>warlock main server dev
>hunter main server dev
imagine

>>530459081
What's silly about that? Do people forget that you can be an undead holy priest since day one? Big fucking deal you traded your dress for a set of armor.

syl's milky tauren priest cow!!!

>>530459234
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Very important question: how much does it rain on Epoch zones?

>>530459632
like five or six my dude

>>530459234
I dont see a shadow spec on Paladin. Priests and Paladins are not the same at all.

>>530459673
Nobody said anything about shadow priest. Not even a word.

>>530459016
>>530459184
I DID IT SOLO I'M THE GOAT

>>530459853
Can you really not follow the line? What are you, some advanced retard?

>>530457935
Priests had the exact same surge of light in TBC and smite+nova wasn't a thing because it's bad.

>>530457497
Generally I agree. The hybrid tools are always invaluable and I love having the options to do any role.

But I like to heal at endgame and resto druids (at least in my vanilla experience) tend to be the cuck among cucks and people would rather have any other healer in most situations.
The OOC rez is a very nice start at least for leveling/dungeons and other things they added might be better than I'm giving them credit for

Priest is my safe/comfy choice where I always know what I'm getting, and will always have a demand.

And while professions are a dumb reason to base class choice off of, I really love having enchanting for general convenience. And priest can easily pair with tailoring for a comfy combo. Druid can't really pair it with anything unless I have some profession/gathering mule so I always feel obligated to herb/alch or skin/lw

pfui will work on epoch and i'll be able to use my profiles there, right? I spent more time on this than playing the game

>>530459927
Oh yeah because paladins totally didn't originate from priests who utilized the light.

>>530460263
Yeah

>>530457935
>the devs main warrior/paladin
The dev who mains warrior must be pretty retarded or just interested in easy wins in PvP because adding Bladestorm doesn't really solve any of the class's problems in tbc

>>530460454
Warrior didn't have problems in TBC thoughbeit but yeah adding Bladestorm is a Dwarf Warrior main dev move

My name is Rattles the Retardin

I WILL personally ruin the Horde BG winrate by walking past you CC'ed, the Cleanse, Flash Heal, Holy Light and all other Holy spells removed from my button bars. I am NOT wearing the dress.

I am Rattles the Retardin and I will press my Crusader Strike and be happy.

>>530460089
Where's Jib?

>>530460089
why do these models look so fucked?

>>530458019
Yes I do

Is Lndi rolling on the 'Poch?

>>530460921
give it a rest anon

https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/1095 worry not epochsisters random flight masters will no longer aggro onto you thank god this blizzlike behaviour has been fixed

Female Undead Holy Paladin just sounds kino idk... maybe it's just me!

I love the idea though like - a lot, alot!

:3

>>530461371
I'm trans btw, thought it can be interesting!

>>530461552
ur cute and valid and we love u anon!

I tried turtle wow somewhere between 6-12 months ago
I got up to level 30 without having an interaction with a single person and then quit.

I'll try epoch as well and if I get to level 30 without a single interaction I will also quit that. I hope epoch has actual players and not just bots/ai/npcs

>>530462048
>got to lv 30 without a single human interaction
did u try doing a dungeon, it's pretty much guaranteed people will talk to you there
thats why dungeons and raiding are my favorite content cause i get to talk to people in my mmo game

>>530461552
can you post feet?

which faction has the most custom content on epoch?

>>530462173
I'm gonna be real, I never even saw an opportunity to do a dungeon. Like I wasn't actively looking or trying to start a group, but I also would have sent a tell if I saw someone recruiting for WC or SFK in world chat or something.
Not sure if I just missed the boat since I started late and the only people around my levels were random alts.

>>530462469
scourge

>>530462660
have you tried taking the first step or are you waiting for people to come to you?

>>530457935
all you need to make it work in dungeons is t3 and a tank in a raid set so you can spare the some globals

>>530462660
they have an lfg system u click a buttona nd it matches u with good party comp

If you use emotes in gchat you're a normalnigger that's not from the thread and I'm not speaking with you or helping you with anything. You're not human to me.

so why are we keeping this retarded faggot fish in the guild again? can we kick his stupid alt that is only here to leech more loot from us?

Should I go Dwarf Shaman, Human Mage, or Night Elf Rogue/Hunter on the 'Poch.

PLEASE HELP ME GUYS

>>530462781
I was just there as an observer

>>530463270
unironically kill yourself

who is thinking of rolling a huntard on epoch for super-easy comfy leveling?

my queen held aggro so well today

>>530463249
human mage so you can give me free water

>>530463473
I am but maybe also mage but maybe also warlock but maybe also shaman... GUH

>>530463123
Just delete the entire guild at this point if it sucks so much

>>530463750
no, we just have to kick the undesirables that kill the guild vibes
fish, torzag need to fuck off

Just one more sleep til Tauri LFR MIGHT pop

>>530462982
>they have an lfg system
You're better off creating your own groups honestly. With lfg you always end up with underleveled people and faggots on the other side of the world expecting a summon even though there are no summoning stones.
Faction-only dungeons like rfc and the stockades are practically impossible to run with lfg because you keep getting retards from the other faction expecting to be magically transported at the entrance.

>>530463876
Who the fuck is we?

>>530463983
not in fmc
don't reply to me again cuck

>>530463473
Hunter leveling is so easy that it ends up being boring. It feels like retail leveling.

*remains unseen by your raid*

>>530464064
>he doesn't know

>>530464164
I'll go see him when I hit level 60

Night Elf Hunter on Pochie for Shadowmeld AIMED SHOTS

What professions are we running pochies?

>>530463876
Who will kick them? No one want to manage FMC anymore. Be happy you are still raiding.

>>530464164
Already killed him plenty of times

>>530463917
*POP!*

0-2 Dwarf Shaman
3-5 Night Elf Hunter
6-8 Human Mage
9 Night Elf Rogue

I will play on Epoch, and I don't care if it will be good or not.
I already have 5 level 60s on turtle, 3 of which are either full bis or near bis. I also have multiple mid-level characters.
I will have at least some fun trying Epoch out, and levelling 1 character on it. If the server dies in 2 months, I don't care. If the server is a success immediately, cool. If the server turns out to become popular at some later point in the future, cool, at least I am not starting from 0 when everyone else will be joining in. Turtle was also a DOA server, but with the devs' passionate work it became well recognised eventually.

Basically I will have fun.
Turtle is cool, Epoch has potential to be cool.
Looking forward to playing with you bros.

>>530463920
ya im noticing in lfg im getting really low quality players that fuck up every pull and then ragequit
im in that weird 40s time where there's only like 2 dungeons to choose from for good xp and i'm either too low to tank or they're too high and keep outdpsing me

>>530464425
That would be a gkick in any normal guild.

>>530463473
>easy leveling
>easy pvp (relatively)
>easy raid spots
>easy gold farms
easy choice

>>530464425
did this retard really change his discord name?

>>530465291
retarded frogposter kys kys kys

Magie it is then.

>>530465291
slow news day huh?

>>530463123
That is the point of FMC.

Give Atiesh to Kitez or I'm quitting.

>>530465065
based, enjoy your journey, king

>>530464425
Fish unironically won.
Actually, everyone that leaves FMC ends up having a good time, why is that?

>Gnomes get Sword Spec and Dagger Spec on Epoch
Gnome Rogue it is...

>>530465459
I'm surprised druid is that low compared to the other two tanks.

>>530463123
>>530463876
>>530464425
This. Fish is still whining because he won't get first thunderfury before the tank (as a rogue) when they can't even keep aggro as it is.
>abloobloo another guild will HR it for me!
Okay great. Go join them.
>Torzag
Passive aggressive faggot nobody liked who lurks in the discord to shit talk us (not even in FMC).

>>530465959
they're not hr'ing it to him btw, i'm in that guild

>>530465934
>brownies and pinkies
>tanks
Anon I...

>>530464978
...

>>530465934
>the other two tanks
2/3 of those warriors and paladins will be dps only retards.

>>530443767
you will never be a woman asalys

>>530465959
pretty shitty to even expect thunderfury as a non tank
you should be excited to get it for the GUILD not for yourself

Can anyone gimme a qrd of the healers? I don't know what to pick for epoch

Is Horde gaining access to paladins a buff or a nerf in BGs? On one hand palas seem pretty broken, on the other it means that your bgs will be filled with retards only using half of their toolkit and trying to play their class as a discount arms warrior.

>>530466235
who gives a shit let the kid roll

>>530466294
he's almost 40

I hate Tuesdays because she isn't here.

>>530466272
Paladins can't touch half of their toolkit without going oom unless they are heavily geared. They have severe mana issues as ret.

i hope deca plays av day with me tomorrow

>>530466269
Druid and paladin get a bit more AoE. Disc priest gets the big yellow bubble.
Other than that, they're the same as TBC.

>>530466356
who gives a shit let grandpa roll

>>530466269
Shaman still exists and still has chain heal so Resto Sham easily

>>530466727
That sounds fucking boring.

>>530466269
https://www.project-epoch.net/classes/overview/

>>530466269

>>530466874
What else did you expect from biased devs? They don't care about healers.

>>530465959
You can barely get 20 people for a raid, TF is the least of your worries.
Now shut up and gear fishs alt.

>>530466269
I'm going to play a Sun Priestess!

>>530466823
>want to sham
>all the races that can be sham have ugly af females
suffering

Resto druid is looking kinda lit..

>>530468186
femorc is cute tho

>>530468202
>same old in pvp
>awfully slow tree on pve
"Lit"? more like a dumpster fire, lol

A little gnomie priest may be cool as well though...

>>530468186
Dwarven Women are beautiful.

people itt sperg over undead paladins when gnome priests make no fucking sense at all

I mindbroke Aoiyuki four days ago sorry.

>>530468334
>>same old in pvp
the best pvp healer?

>>530468574
Can you like permanently shut this annoying bitch up?

>>530468546
if goblins can master it so can the 2 extra chromosome mini dwarfs

>>530468737
In a PvE server.

>>530468334
hell yeah they look lit nigga im gonna play one on the 26th loving the epoch changes

>>530468245
ok jaina

>>530468959
It's not really about if they can or not it's more a matter that it doesn't suit a race that are living in a technocracy and would probably invent an surgery robot over devoting themselves to the light.

>>530468546
>gnome priests make no fucking sense
Its OK if they're cute. Now male gnome priest? That's an abomination!

what does your favorite anon's character smell like?

woggies

>>530469634
I have no favorites I hate every single one of (you)

>>530469634
dirt and the orgrimmar stables with the low undertones of orc on her breath

>>530450995
newfag

When will Pochie add in the alpha female trolls, it's what the players want!

>>530470048

>>530469030
which ironically has better pvp changes than any other private server out right now. You can still pvp on a pve server btw.

>>530468546
this. undead paladins are just classic 2000s edge, but gnomes are too niggerlicious reddit supreme-o max to become priests.

nureinul is a dogshit tank that should just get benched like elaynna

>>530467823
What does she think of cute human boys...

>>530470048
fuck that I want man titty ogres to be playable

>>530469634
gunpowder mixed with perfume

>>530467823
we know pearl

>>530470594
pipe down fuutrans

>>530463876
>its not me, i swear its them, vibe killers killed the guild

>>530471021
why do people think fuu and nure don't like eachother?

>>530463876
what do I gotta do to be kicked?

>>530470048
*Gamestop smile *

>>530471458
Fuutrans is G*rman and seethes because Nure is a better tank with worse gear.

>>530472161
you shouldn't make fun of him if he really was born with that disability

I remember complaining about retail killing race and class exclusivities, and epoch is doing the same shit, too. I mean, enjoy it anons but this is not for me at all.

>>530471458
fuu, nure, asa and elicia all got on pretty well until asa told nure that they both do scat ERP with fuutank
nure then started making greasy shid posts on the thread but unfortunately no one else but nure knew about it so fuutard instantly knew it was nure who leaked it

>>530472394
How can you not share such a tidbit?

>>530472853
a nugget of information you could say

>>530472394
not a scatfag but it's good to know no one here should be trusted with any amount of personal info.

>>530472961
I don't even care if it's true or not. In fact it's even funnier to spread misinformation like that.

>>530472161
when and where?

>>530472853
That’s a really shitty thing to do.

>>530472853
at least we didn't see the logs

>Weapons have been reworked to grant Feral Attack Power based on their DPS, making every weapon a viable option for Druids in Cat Form and Bear Form. This change ensures smoother scaling and adds more depth to gear choices for Feral players, allowing them to explore a broader range of weapon upgrades.
Gonna play just to see the eternal seethe from warriors and paladins when some feral furry steals their bis weapons

>>530473298
didn't see the logs?

>>530473265
there's no need to brown nose fuutank

>mfw in FMC and nobody ever bothers to post my name
feels fucking good

>It's okay to be into zoophile beastility fetish stuff
>It's not okay to be into scat shit
Why is this? Who cares if some shitty german tank is into this stuff

>>530474040
if you're talking about sylma then that was true love
sylma was in love with skoll and it was beautiful

Do any private servers experts know if there's a real difference between 3.3.5 and 3.3.5a? Yesterday on the epoch stress test I had a few addons that I downloaded off of felbite come up as out of date, but ones from this link were fine https://github.com/NoM0Re/WoW-3.3.5a-Addons
Does anyone also have other good sources for addons with epoch coming up?

>>530475139
no difference. if you have addons showing up as out of date then 99% of the time its because the .toc file inside the addon folder hasn't had a single line of text updated so just tick enable out of date addons in the addons menu
that being said a handful of the addons that have worked fine for me for years on 3.3.5 have broken on epoch and im not meaning any quest/database addons

<SMOOTH>

>>530473393
The best leveling 2handers are axes anyways so druids won't be an issue. At 60 it's going to be a shitshow because everyone wants sulfuras with its new "one shot a clothie every 2 minutes" effect.

Surely epoch's /wpsg/ guild will be drama free with no bad actors

>>530475523
>handful of the addons that have worked fine for me for years
Any examples you'd be willing to offer?

>>530475673
Why must you lie to yourself anon?

I refuse to believe there is legit scatfags in FMC

>>530475724
shadowedunitframes completely broke with none of the /suf options being editable, i ended up having to completely wipe my profiles
omnicc also did the same and required a profile wipe
auctionator somehow mutes the footstep, weapon swing, enemy hit and player hit sounds despite it never ever doing that before
these are just the three i can remember. i got suf to work but it took over an hour of debugging and ive decided ill just start from scratch on launch day instead of cloning files that i tested and got working on warmane which epoch seems to have an issue with, no idea why

>>530475908
i heard asa loves it but eli hates it but is too afraid to lose fuutank so xhe swallows 'dem shids

>>530473393
Caster staves also give feral attack power so it's just as likely you'll see some casters seethe even more when a druid needs on their weapon for the feral AP despite it having otherwise useless stats

>>530476378
I secretly wish Eli would square the fuck up.

Class and race combo for this feel?
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14061058&tags=animated

>>530475908
you'd be an idiot to believe anything said here

>>530476907
night elf priest camping felwood flight point and mind controlling people off the cliff

>>530477109
That's what I would say if somebody found out about my dirty secrets.

>>530476547
I wish Elicia would post some screenshots of her ERP with Asalys and Fuutank, I bet she keeps them all.

As a healer, do I need to be healing people's pets? my UI is cluttered as it is

<You Gonna Lie To Me, Tell Me There's A Broad In The Car, Wants To Tongue My Balls>

>>530477951
just let the imp die nobody gives a fuck

>>530477951
depends on the pet
sylma used to use a macro to heal her favorite so maybe you can make a general macro for it

are you ready for the server to be 40% paladins, 40% ferals
because thats what the retarded balancing is gonna cause

>>530474040
>people like a charismatic go-getter and don't like a raging autist and will forgive their degeneracy as appropriate
who'da'thunk

>>530477951
You need to heal skoll.

>>530478097
><Calzone With Legs>

>>530478384
>mfw fucking brownies keep declining me
I WILL REPORT THEM TO THE MODS FOR TRANSPHOBIA

guys please sign up to my raid on thursday

>>530479302
I seriously hope we are not giving this faggot anything

>>530479175
<I CAN SMELL THEM>

>>530477951
Demonology pets can use healing, sadly i can't get raidframes to show pets, i may be retarded

>>530479302
who gave the star?

>>530476347
Epoch has some weird shit with addons, i had to copy/paste my WTF folder like 3 or 4 times before all my profiles and shit would actually carry over and my addons would load them.

>>530477951
gg priest is not healing my kitkat

>>530481221
one of my cats looks like this

>>530477951
Warlocks and hunters will like you if you do but it's not required. Healing a felhunter during twin emps is extremely useful though, it doesn't require much more than one heal every now and then and it goes a really long way.

I still haven't secured an invite to the secret fishing guild

>>530481292
That's so funny Aoiyuki

>>530481931
you have to find sylma in the place when epoch releases
she'll be there on the 1st of every month

>>530481495
>>530479615
not the answers I was hoping for, but I do appreciate them.

why does ANYONE play on Turtle? You can't get anything done because 80 people are in every zone doing the same quests you are

do we know if epoch will police guild/private chats? probably not but

>>530479462
I hope so too

>>530483391
don't worry, anon. we have identified there's too many people playing private servers, and there's not enough private servers yet, so a new one is about to come out

You know what, forget Epoch and Bronzebeard.
Even Turtle, none of the damn servers are damn good, all projects are led by biased retards who makes SoD look sane.
>Bronzebeard is led by jackasses at ascension
>Epoch is led by biased russian TBC brownies
>Turdle is led by Shenna/Torta and Crogge/Bowser and is a shitshow in everything
And this shit makes me sick, there is not a single server that doesn't suck right now, everything was made with the ass, with their admins and devteam sucking more tha na faggot in a gay porn movie

the only rule in my epoch guild is no raiding
if you want to raid you can find a pug, hell i'll link us up with a semi decent guild and you raid with them reliably but the raid/loot drama stays out of our green
anyone with a name beginning with e will be banned

que wsg 20-29

Esylma...

>>530484479
I will on epoch.

>>530483747
they claim they won't but every server that says that is never honest about it

>>530484298
>Epoch is led by biased russian TBC brownies
I thought turtle was the one with quests google-translated from russian to english?

>>530484298
>Bronzebeard is led by jackasses at ascension
what's so bad about them? i legit don't know, i just hop on their funservers when the WoW itch hits me as i wait for epoch

Silverpine Forest...home.

>>530454082
I'm trying.

>>530484959
fair enough but I want to try and make an anon chat anyway come launch since trying for a guild that early seems like a bad idea

No High Elves on Epoch. We're safe from 'Those'.

>>530486997
>no goblins on epoch
We're also safe from 'These'.

>no urge to play turtle anymore after hyping myself up to play pochie
zamn.. what do while waiting

>>530486997
>>530487223
>no draenei or blood elves
We really are safe.

>>530485151
<Son of Arugal> wants to know your location

>>530485123
One part as of now, the server is completely abandoned because everyone was moved to finish CoA and release soon.
Second, everyone there is hiding but they are scared of epoch, they literally ahve no guys to work on world and noggit mapping, and all they hire are LUA Code addon monkeys for the shit they implement.
Also all of the retards there are raidlogging retards who are more worried about doing M+ and Raiding than making the entire experience while leveling better.
And the entire overworld has of now has near zero changes and is overtuned as fuck or fucked like the plaguelands with double spawns and mobs with elite stats

Also the Wrath server is dead, not even a GM and even the test npc's were removed.

>>530487328
take a wow tolerance break. play something in your backlog.

Who will be the Jib of Epoch?

>>530488804
Who?

>>530488804
Bij

>>530488804
Darkjib

>>530488804
diL

>>530488804
Jiib

>>530488804
jib would be BANNED from epoch!

what professions do I go with pochies?

>>530490146
it looks like mining and skinning will be a stam dps buff so youll need that for raids

>>530490146
Fishing and Animal Husbandry

Texas Knights are starting Naxx this weekend. Wish them luck!

>>530484342
honestly based, raiding is gay and retarded

>>530490695
i have no friends and i must scream

Uhm... Pearl!

FRESHIE >>530491153 >>530491153 >>530491153

>>530487587
ngl that fucker jumped me earlier tonight