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lost? rs3 general can be found at >>>/vm/rsg

previous >>530360469

just solod tob in guthans https://youtu.be/ALFgSJ1XFvQ

will the girls hate on me if i move my most important prayers up to the top and is that blocked in pvp?

>>530449004
>1.5 hours per raid with a high failure rate because i dont have crippling autism
>needing purple sweets
I rather wanna kms 4t granite

d3k throwing me over her shoulder and carrying me to bed

my plarps, my plarps, my lovely merri plarps!

we dont need new players we dont need qol improvements we need more gatekeeping if jagex were smart theyd shut down player registration

*PPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

you need to take a chill pill thats what you need

>>530449353
then you're not getting the drop simple as
i have done everything else solo in this game because i cant group due to social anxiety

>>530449725
oh wow post your solo nex

>>530449725
I already accepted tob isnt for me
doesnt mean i still cant hate it

nice sub 1500 account good job soloing all that content

"why is your defender cheesy"
"because i cant solo tob"
"you can solo tob look"
"thats terrible and slow"
"then youre not getting the drop"
is this what the average level of discussion is in 4clan

>>530449860
havent done it and i accep that i wont do it until they add something new and op

guzu is a good streamer and deserves all the good things.
here i said it.

>>530449318 please im desperate for approval

one thing i like about the reddit is they put together a yearly drama calendar but i haven't seen a post like that in a while

if u runephews would just join a normal(important) clan u could be doing mad content idk where the weam would be without the cooperation of the boys

>>530450325
>r*ddit
bro just go back
reddit is cancer.

midzy is a greedy bitch and deserves rape.
there i said it.

okay but how do i join a normal clan and how do i fit in and how do i make friends in there and how do i not scare them off with my autism

if its cancer why should i go back do you want me to get cancer huh???

how do you trick the normals into letting you join their clan and how do you keep them from bothering you with their normal people crap

im sorry i said "d3 sucked it" d3 didnt suck anything i just said it for attention but now i understand that was wrong

if only there was a clan made by weirdos for weirdos to be weird in a safe place

just be urself :) the autism tolerance of a lot of normies is much higher than u assume just dont be a retard and post niggerniggernigger its not hard

yea i was gonna say for runey clans you can be autistic just dont be a chud

i dont want to raid with weirdos i want to raid with normals who know how to leave me alone outside of the raid

the normies sperg out in my clan any time someone gets a post 99 xp milestone callout in the chat

>>530450809
whats your clan

meriipu can you get me into insanity pvm

but how do you find a good clan to join

nobody here will answer that there are too many chud weirdos here

>troon clitty starts leaking

im not asking to join anyone heres clan i mean is there a world or a subreddit or something where people advertise clans i dont want to be in a clan knowing that you people are in it too that would make me noided

i love leaking for my rsgf

we don't bite

>>530451242
theres a clan advertisement channel on the official osrs cord

what do you mean you people

im pretty sure some of you do bite

how do you find a good klan to join

>>530451467
ok ill look into that thank you i love all of you and didnt mean anything mean by not wanting to be in a clan with you

kitty cc makes you vc for rank >:3c

>>530451612
you first need not to be an autistic chuud

I'm tempted to start playing what's the best starter account to but. No way am I starting from scratch after having a now Rs3 account which had years of playtime

>>530451897
did you forget to dilate today whats going on

>>530451910
Buy*

omg i tried moving my prayers and now i cant click for shit

>>530451910
bitch made ass nigga

>>530452131
i flick my boogers into your morning cereal bitch shut up

first time ive ever done the first 5 waves damageless

why is she bullying me

i actually meant I didnt want to be in a clan full of you fucking FREAKS

8k glorys good luck selling them at the GE you fucking bozo

>>530446229
i got one 20kc later ilysm

jhnd is improving too quickly somebody stop him

alexa find a faster strategy than setting withdraw x to 2 and alternating 2+2 6 times then finishing with 2-2

Feels good to be back in the wildy again.

>>530452745
set them up withdraw 14 of something deposit withdraw 14 of the other

>>530452797
wildeese nuts fit in your mouth?

>>530452889
I sucked my friend's dick when we were teens but I don't do that anymore my fiance might get mad.

I love dropping junk in front of the GE and watching normiescappers run around like ants

>>530453094
john dad W

>>530452868
good suggestion alexa but that is slower since it uses up the thing you clicked
it does not use the first in the inventory

i got a dick can u suck me?

my dick hasnt gotten any bigger since i was 10. im 28 now. do i just kill myself?

i put ppl on my ignore list if they ask to me to hop on voice

>>530453504
beast

why are there so many newbs here did the wow streamers save our game

why are there so many A BLOOO BLOO BLOO here a BLOOO BLOOO BLOOOO BLOOO BLOOO

shut up whiny FAGGOT

>>530453567
no they killed it. the polls will sway towards adding dailies and weeklies and worldquests and itemlevels

having women for a long time with you is like walking on egg shels
holy fuck

ngl im kinda taking a runey break atm for poe

>>530453781
>Wowscappers weaking reddits grip on the game
I kneel

>>530453209
i think youre misunderstanding set up your inventory like this when you make the potions withdraw ashes deposit serum and withdraw the unfs

in 2010 i shot and killed a man on the new york subway

>>530453904
wow is literally r*ddit the game. if anything they are enforcing it

meriipu is so retarded in an endearing way

>>530454074
image didnt upload

please dont speak that way about my stinky wife she is very intelligent

dont be mean to meriipu or else

>>530453741
omg

>>530452745
>setup lock like image
>withrdaw all ashe
>bank all
>withdraw all unfinished pots
3 clicks done

>>530454157
Oh shit your right i forgot about the crippled mage

>>530452745
id do something like this

that was actually crazy
i destacked ranger mage manticore into
ranger/mage+manticore
then i offticked the mage+manticore praying range mage melee mage as i stepped out
then had to time the start of the manticore rotation 1ticking range into mage melee mage
while shooting the mage
then i killed the manticore
then the ranger
colo is fucking awesome

askers?

stop reading at was

im proud to say i bought my quiver from john dad industries

damm i smell good today, lady at the alkohol store winked at me when i was taking 12 pack of specjal beer.

if you continue to harass me I will strike you

pulling at the liquor store very romantic is that how your parents met

im straight edge ive never drank alcohol

someones jealous

>>530454805
you always smell great merii like a ripe fish with vanilla and sweat <3

>>530455037
i bet u suck coks and loves penis in the ass

its my birthday today and none of you said happy birthday i hope u die on your birthdays

should i get blackout drunk tn it is plarptuahsdays after all

i drink when i hang out with friends so like bi monthly

>>530455228
that makes 2 of us

erm thats your fault for not typing your birthday when we last talked about them i would have put it in my phone

>>530454606
ive never done colo so i dont know what youre talking about but im glad you enjoyed yourself you sound like an accomplished gamer

i heard eel girl is the editor of bi monthly

>>530455228
if its true, HAPPY BDAY BROTHER
i wish u the best, we gonna make it!
https://youtu.be/3udvkenqfRw?list=RD3udvkenqfRw

ummm dont get so fucking prissy you sissy

least obvious jhnd samefag

>>530455180
actually i dont but why do you say that like its a bad thing

ill get prissy if i want to you nasty little wanker

i still cant believe that anons kiss got me a synapse

wtf you cant say that

jhnd samefagging to try to astroturf positive sentiment towards him as if his annoying spam posts arent the reason everyone hates him

I want to suck mod lights toes

>>530455472
its a weeknes my brother, its ok if u like it
but u are the end of the food chain.

he can be annoying if he wants to leave him alone

obviously im the end of the food chain im an apex predator stupid ass bitch

ok wow im noticing a lot of male dominated aggresion in the thread?

varlmore is actually pretty fucked up
>based on rome
>but everyone is brown and follows and aztec religion

based on what

on rome

im bi daily

if u like to be fucked in the ass its ok
but accept u are the worst and most useless part of the life. u are nothing
its ok

if a male dominated you you'd be aggressive too

this new john dad arc is bizarre

u can b bi and not get fucked in the ass, okay??

john dad dominated all jhnd antis

jhnd deserves credit becoming reviled by everyone on an anonymous forum takes some skill

my favorite faggot was the queen gay
johny merkury, he did a lot for the humanity
but its rare

5 more levels to go

actually everyone on /vg/ except osg loves jhnd now hes the hero of the chuds

do NOT contact me anymore. the line between us has been SEVERED

yeah i BOT

Big
On
Teens

i smell mettya

i dont

>>530455829
Its based on both aztecs and romans
Are you retarded?

if u do meth while playing its like ur not even playing a game anymore

mod north W

rendertroon L

surprised you cant with that big ol schnozz

odas skilling tutors talk to him like hes retarded

i wish to simp for a cute osrs streamer girl but like not a popular one and by cute i mean homely

>>530456895
Best i can do is ritalin

>>530454207
oh that is a good idea

is it true meriipu is a stoner

she hates being sober

sparc mac be like "totally not my friend awesomepker69 just won this 3rd age pickaxe, props to him!"

im in the meriicord and the only times she hits her mic is to do the fattest bong rips

i got the drop but my bondie friend was like wow that item has dropped in price and then i got the pet and he was like poggers

>>530428059
learning solo sucked so gave up and went duos

the big arch is a pretty big burger, i like to finish it off with a big mac

>>530457941
cheese ward cheese ancy holy cheddar

why would you solo yama in the first place if you can just decide to duo i hate normals so fucking much

an alleged 4x zuk killer gives up on a mid game boss and goes duos you hate to see it

>>530457941
can't solo yama?
bought infernal and blorva lol

can we please be nicer to each other

yama is an end game boss though

he also rwted for his gear

>>530458051
I have ward kit it's just not pretty

havent learned cox yet i did like 10 kc 5 years ago and decided i prefered other content

meriipu is respected on o-block

you think this is funny? I will find you and you will face repercussions the likes of which youve never seen

i dont ornament kit my items so i can give them to my alt freely

>>530458379
I have 5k ba gambles from running services go look up prices and see if you can figure out how much gear that would finance

you cant freely give your alt a fortified ward sweatie

>>530458364
Yama is late game
Jagex is retarded at naming things like ticks are cycles

still looking for a single ironfriend...

we should use damage per tick over second

need my ward fortified fr

rsingle looking for rscouple to form rsthrouple

How much do i have to give some goy in gee pee to carry my ass in tob

its like 10m per tob

ur whole ass, give yur whole ass

yes i have also made all of my gold doing the only thing not on the hiscores how could you tell

does jaycutie have a shabbos babymoder

>>530458949
Im not giving my ass to small penor wielders

>>530458965

d3k said im big enough

>>530458965

>>530459172
beast love a lil ba on the weam personally

high level gambles are only worth 90k....

>>530459172
screenshot your whole client frame with that window up

how come obsidian vault girl never assists in jarvising

kek nigga defended rwt allegations but said nothing since he bought blorva and infernal

>>530459625
i'm not really interested in digging through the hiscores, im more interested in documenting idiosyncratic elements of users screenshots and posting style and also i try to model when osg people interact (thats the web) just because i think its fun i like knowing who is friends with whom

>>530459785
who am i friends with

i dont jarvis anymore because im a good girl now

theres no way you know who my best thread oomfy is

>>530459729
how do you want me to defend it lol whatever i say someone comes up with another explanation you can believe what you want, just wanted to flex my ba gc

every good girl has a past

she is rsn "ba pet" btw

Blud reaching politican levels of avoidance

@grok analyze the probability of someone who can do awakened vardorivs but can't solo base yama

my dick is actually quite large its respectable in size and thick

>>530459172
to be clear this is a doctored image

me personally im a man and a weam

@grok explain the difference between 30 minutes practice and 6 hours practice

whats a weam im new here

It's highly unlikely for someone to defeat Awakened Vardorvis but be unable to solo base Yaksha in OSRS. Awakened Vardorvis is significantly harder, requiring precise prayer flicking, dodging complex attacks, and managing an intense enrage phase. Base Yaksha, while challenging, has simpler mechanics and lower gear requirements. A player skilled enough for Awakened Vardorvis (typically requiring high-end gear and 90+ combat stats) should easily handle base Yaksha. The probability is near 0%, barring extreme edge cases like intentional self-imposed restrictions.

me @278

based grok thank you

Yaksha deez nuts

A "weam" isn't a standard RuneScape term - you might be thinking of a few different things:
Most likely you mean "team" - which in Old School RuneScape refers to:

A group of players working together (like a bossing team, raiding team, or PvP team)
Clan members who regularly play together
Players grouped up for activities like Chambers of Xeric, Theatre of Blood, or other group content

Or possibly "beam" - which could refer to:

Ice Barrage or other magic attacks that have a beam-like visual effect
Certain special attack animations that look like beams

Could also be "wham" - slang for hitting hard with a weapon or spell
If you're new to OSRS, you'll pick up the lingo pretty quickly! The community uses lots of abbreviations and slang. What specific situation did you encounter this term in? That might help clarify what was meant.
Welcome to Old School RuneScape, by the way! It's got quite a learning curve but it's a fantastic game once you get into it.

Is nex boosting a thing? People just get her down to 200hp and dip?

ai is such a weam

troonscape L

mod north W

>>530460469
its not like all contribution based bosses if you leave the contribution doesnt go to the other player(s) it just vanishes

cuz cant even solo yaksha

im such a creamy weam

i bought my infernal and quiver too its ok to buy stuff idc fags

you girls are really pissing me off tonight

is it true nut bladder is stacked

>>530460914
beast midzy

im fucking sick and ur blaming me?

for future reference what is the standard of proof needed here? For when I complete radiant oathplate and you add that one to the list of bought things

Is a vid gonna be good enough or will that be someone else on my account recording?

IT STILL GETS EVEN WORSE…(EVERYBODY WAS SCAMMING FOR MONEY on Sparking Zero)

>>530460610
Massive cringe

why dont you just ask how to buy oathplate because thats what youre askin

bro is going to fly a servicer out to his house to record an oathplate run with handcam

dont buy it its that simple

why do u need approval from anonymous troons kinda pathetic who cares lol

Sister is coping so hard with her bought gear

@grok how much overlap is there in skillset between awakened leviathan and barbarian assault

ive never bought anything except my 800m gold stack

>>530459785
so THIS is what that girl meant by st0ck triangulating

>>530461301
you're right ill stop ty

he actually said ty what a fucking loser lmao

hes used to saying ty after the service is done

"i cant solo yama"
- guy in blorva and infernal
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whats with all these zesty ytbois

actually im an asian girl

i fuck ytbois

what genre of asian girl are you

respect for not deleting ur posts out of embarrassment idk if i would be so strong

>tips the service venny

thai

im from the wushanko isles

>>530462012
lol i get it

um i didnt mean that kind of genre

this is deeply problematic

girls is it acceptable for a threadboy to have a lower case rsn or is it too emasculating

i play runescape maybe if i kill myself people will watch a documentary about me

even St0ck capitalizes the S

st0ck is straight hes only gay for pay

being gay for pay is not a bad gig, yeah you suck penis but you get money so whatever

st0ck said d3 was cute i hate him ill kill him

how come you people are more interested in the straight white boy than the 18/f/japan girl

post ur brown nipples

im actually 20

can a wushanko type b catch a vibe

>>530462724
pm me rsn midzy pleaseplease please please

blast furnace

>>530463049
only if you give the tbow back

mainland asians dont play this game

Because they have to compete with bots and vennies

just wait until they open the beijing and new delhi worlds

does awakened vard really require prayer flicking

>turns out it's been the vennys protecting us from big chyna this whole time
well fuck me running

when they open tokyo worlds thats my new home world

the term prayer flicking can mean so many different things that theres no way to know what grok meant by that

woke vard requires prayer switching but not flicking

prayer flicking = switching prayers mid fight
1t flicking = 1t flicking

I asked grok what I should farm for a bofa rebuild and it recommended I do either vorkath or nightmare. Am I cooked, chat?

Saar please do not redeem the bond

i think rice cup is chinese

>>530463785
based retard

what would you do

wow streamre reacts to CUTHBERT LORD OF DREAD (EPIC, LGBTQ+ friendly)

>>530463861
lol id kill myself

ugly face ugly log leaking spirit

>>530463293
ill give the tbow to my kcj rsgf and noone else

if i dont reply to u dont get mad
im just really busy and have a LOT of stuff going on

>>530463861
heh this wouldnt happen to me

i'm the twitch (league of legends) of /osg/

> /osg/ - old school runescape general

Mod ash told me after they add ashihama their gonna add a indian inspired landmass

do you mean like red dot indian or feather indian

mod ash is chinese and they named the asia landmass after him racist much

We already got feathered indians, the other kind

how easy is the monkey madness for hc nub?

who is a feather indian in this game no we dont

BRIGHTER SHORES OWNS THIS SHIT

um youre not supposed to call native americans indians thats very offensive

>>530464475
uh no

they call themselves indians tho and the truth is more complex than that

Varlamore is the hiyahiyahiya indians

imagine rev caves on the india world

2004scape has indian worlds

>HCIM

call me what you want just dont call me late for dinner

hi late for dinner
im dad

wow i havent heard from you in 20 years

>>530449137 (OP)
is there a plugin that can change UI opacity?

i kinda regret having a hcim now i don't want to do actually risky content like wilderness stuff and being underleveled for bosses

im fat and gay

wish the piss augury scroll was tradeable

yeah and if you die on purpose everyone can see your shame in the hcim hiscores im so glad i made a regular iron

if you piss on me one more time i will strike you

>>530463861
she types the same way you girls type

need an osg threadgirl to piss on me

Nightmarerh fell off hard

thats because were girls too

no she doesnt are you blind

>>530466078
you mean the bpdemon way

wish someone would tell me im not that fat and not that gay

do you want me to lie to you

ummm threagirl here, im actually only into pures? ok

>>530465814
yeah but the farther i make it the more people are impressed with the lucky drops i got and i think that balances out the future shame
but it is funny to see grey helms that started as red helms that died at a low level

just dont be retarded you can do almost all content in this game without risk as an hcim if you camp high hp and keep an escape crystal on you

isnt being into pures kind of shenky style

yes it is thats what that means

>>530465689
hcim is a meme format for content creators. playing hardcore in a fucking online game with dumpsterfire servers is actually retarded, and no one should do that shit outside of farming clickbait titles

well shenky thought drinking zammy brews would lower his combat level

oppa shenky style

my baronite stack is white yippeee

isnt meriipu a pure

fixed my build and it feels so good now zip zoom

meriipu isnt as pure as she seems

>>530466956
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Escape_crystal

>>530467040
anti-LOL [permit activated, $5 banishment service applied]

god crashing irontroons is the best part of this game especially since you dont even need to skull up and are 100% safe

if you try to crash me i have an alt logged out in full max ready to pk

good luck shes the best pure in the game

does midzy do the evil villain laugh when she lols

wtf is this https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Zaryte_bow

>irons putting down cannons to crash uims

if you keep obsessing over me i will block you. its gross and legitametly disgusting

>>530468157
yea im an unforgiven villain

they should rename the wilderness ditch to a dyke

>>530468243
i dont get this bit

you should be able to write messages that only other type bs can read

>>530468170
The Zaryte bow is a two-handed ranged weapon that requires level 80 in Ranged to wield. One of the proposed rewards from Nex, it is only available from the supplies table in a tournament world as a test weapon for players. As a Zarosian item, it will grant god protection towards Zarosian NPCs in the God Wars Dungeon.

umm, i actually dont get you, bitch

does anyone want to do stuff in game together

>>530468445
ive been hoping for a deep dive on it to be posted soon

>>530468624
maybe rsn

>>530468705
midzy

if one you fuckers adds me again i will call the fucking police this is harrasment

>>530468776
ok do you want to duo yama

two servicers duoing together

yt be like hmmm yes im going to play a game and buy achievements and pretend i did them

i think im going to smoke a lot of irit leaf and listen to some nightcore

aatykon never recovered from jagex making the blue inferno yellow

proof midzy serviced?

wildy is so dead rn for some reason i can jerk off while slaying without even being nervous

how big is john dads penis does anyone know

ive never done wildy slayer if i got pked id be sad

i kinda think youre retarded if you do any other kind of slayer its not that hard to learn how to escape dumb pk bitches and even if you die your risk should be so low that one or two larrans keys will pay for it and they're pretty common

Where do I find out more about Jarvis?

shut up nigga

Hat.

>>530470173
is this why she was suicidal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny2QpyrnRYs

>>530470363
whats your goal? maxing? pvm progression?

my parents don't support lgbtq+, despite that, I really feel like I could bring st0ck home to them and they would be so proud I found someone so cute and nice.

485 at the sand crab island. don't think it's coming onto ground

e kwuarm huge sword
o do my slayer task

>>530470797
can is ee your huge sword

that nigga 6'1 theyll probably think youre the bottom

phew i did it that was tough it reminds me of the time i killed vardorvis https://streamable.com/96a3no

>>530470640
Currently trying to push for Lumby elite so I can drop the dramen staff.
Need runecraft and smithing levels to finish off that diary.

omg red aura uim replied to me directly omg omg omg

>>530470880
world?

drank too many coke zeros again gjg

why are u listening to granny music

>>530470902
lmao this yt boi spent 2 hours trying to learn the easiest fly because clicking squares in a predetermined pattern is too hard for him theres no fuckin way he spent longer trying to get a kill on a solved boss than it took for the first person going in blind to kill the boss solo thats crazy

JUST GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING TBOW

maaaaanan SYBAU

>>530470880
got it

Consider why you want it back. If it’s sentimental, a heartfelt convo explaining your feelings might work better than a direct ask. If it’s about money or utility, you’re on shakier ground. Either way, expect awkwardness—most people would find it odd to be asked for a gift’s return after so long. Maybe reflect on whether it’s worth the potential fallout. What’s the situation? Got more details?

the only fly you should be worrying about is the one on my pants

just shut the fuck up and give it back fuck you

midzy was in the right

STOP LOOKING AT ME

take your meds

are you talking to me

my opinion on the matter is if you didnt want midzy to have the tbow then you shouldnt have dropped it

NO ONE IS TALKING TO YOU YOU FUCKING RETARD

was that to me or someone else

its hard to tell whose talking to who because nobody uses the reply feature

another troonscaper crashing out

>>530471562
nice

GIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOWGIVE ME BACK MY TBOW

katiey whats your favourite bladee track

>getting scammed in 2025

whalr

stupid pukey poster this is years old drama

she didnt get scammed its like the whores in america who accuse someone of rape 2 weeks after fucking some guy cause they felt bad afterwards even though they consented in the moment

that really badgers my brown

ok which one of you is this

midzy defense force working overtime today

purple means d3k its her favourite colour

no it doesnt retard

Why does d3k not post lewds or selfies or whatever

because she doesnt want to if i had to guess

leave her alone!!!

i actually do get loads of xp from blastfurnace because i have two pairs of extra special gloves

she and plarpamichael are exclusive now

zfg is resuming yesterdays rando chat

>>530473194
proof?

>>530473261
check the archive

now this is epic news

>>530473194
is wormbf pf now

bitch you dont even pass

how do i become a rizzlord like my nigger michael

begging loudly and often

>>530473317
if that's real I would actually be mad. How the hell can you kiss a guy named Michael? omg I'm gonna vom

>>530474063
you have to use his signature voice

*desperate for pussy voice*
how do i become a rizzlord like my nigger michael

your rizzlord certificate is out for delivery maam

I am honestly not cut out to be an ironman this shit sucks
1913 total level, 83 days played and I just find out getting to endgame ironman sucks
I just want to spend 40k gp on a trident already
I want to be able to grind zulrah without needing to source a bofa myself
blog post over

thats why i picked a main first and then whenever i max/get bored of it i can do ironman

playing an iron is about the journey not the destination

i play my iron as my main and afk my main on the side in case i want to do main stuff some day

i did zulrah with an msb

if you cant handle zulrah or cg you arent built for ironman

how do people make irons without the foresight that you need to pvm for your items its baffling

that's exactly what I said yes I'm not built for ironman

an end game iron and main are essentially the same so thats why i play a main

what if im having trouble with mole

if u cant handle me on my iron u cant handle me on my main

so you skip the fun part and go straight to the monotonous part wow thats so optimal

to be fair most there are like zero mechanics in early game pvm so i have some empathy for getting to cg for the first time and discovering its a very different game than anticipated

why does katiey want the tbow back but not the shadow

i have no empathy at all im like dexter

>>530475736
my iron was my first account. there's zero chance you could have told me "you need to do 400 runs through cg" and have made any sort of sense to me while I was killing chickens for food

katiey hasnt asked for anything back she only posts about wilderness slayer

more like matiey

isnt doing a herb run as a bondie kinda cucked think about it you are picking the herbs for a few hundred k for someone way richer and better than you do drink half of and then drop on the ground of his raid thats why gnomonkey says its a poor man mindset

im sick and tired of people sticking their nose in my business, if i want my tbow back i want it back, end of

>>530475990
thats hot rsn?

>>530476167
oh yeah then explain this atheist >>530472307

would katiey be my rsgf for a tbow

matiey with katiey

have you tried dharoking >>530475794

imagine dying to torvester and you get so mad you type the n word before you respawn lol

>>530476227
i posted this almost a year ago
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/492019697/#492070598
why are you reposting it

>>530476467
so that you would reply to me whats your rsn

Finasteride x Minoxidil reminder
Also do some of you know for sure you're not going to max, or is the general goal to reach maxxie status?

it doesnt matter what i do i can get her to dig then i try and find her and get lost and confused and run out of prayer they made it way too confusing

all bondie behavior is cuck behavior your selling your labor for gp so someone else can have fun with your items

is it delusional irontroon cope hours

reading that archive was depressing the thread really used to be so much better this really is the dark age of osg fuck john dad

its delusional because ummm it makes me really angry when i hear it

>>530476659
im a girl

i know for sure i wont max because i like gaining xp

yeah you can blame me but the reality is your soft losers and easy to dominate

youre turning me on

jhnd has adopted yourposting alert alert change the encryption keys

is that an invitation

i dominate all the boys

john how big is your cock asking for a friend

maybe do you want a slopey

that friends rsn starts with p and ends with l

7inch length 8inch thick

pretzel

rsn pencil

i could go for a pretzel rn

open your mouth wide

runedle irls L

if daddy wants, daddy takes

does daddy want a quiver

>>530476939
idgi how do you know its him

I want to practice CG but the power keeps going out godfuckingdamnit

d3k pantsu clinging to her clam as she peels down her leggings

daddy will make u quiver

>>530477669
are you stupid

i have a mac my power doesnt go out

you are the stupid one i made that post

hop on daddys big cock little boy

>>530477814
are you

i am in case anyone was curious

a little bit of head would be nice rn

I miss it

958 needs a lot of head she has a deficiency

feel free to enlighten me then because i dont think theres enough information to say its him irontroon is a common enough term

>>530478103
you miss less than a month ago?

>>530476724
>>530476846

can you stop being stupid near me now please

lol there are shitters here who use 117hd

sorry i cant help it

>>530475003
trident is a pretty easy lazy grind
and you don't need bofa for zulrah at all lol
how are you getting butthurt over these things, haven't you done any barrows or moons yet?

children of the sun was a lame way to introduce varlamore

its ok i still love you

but anon the hecking praise the sunerino deserves all the updoots

this looks ridiculous

daddys dick aint gunna suck itself

i suspect varlamore will eventually get a redesign that compacts everything down a little bit

i heard theyre adding empanadas for the cooking expansion

wanty wanty no getty

pop your queer little lips right on daddys cock like a good boy

where did they mention a cooking expansion

does anyone want to nex or tob?

im an ironman with integrity so i dont raid with other people

>mod north hasnt removed body type a and b yet

the cooking expansion is common knowledge

nex isnt a raid

ill nex or tob if you teach me and promise to be patient and kind

i hate wildy steps i hate wildy steps i hate wildy steps

did anyone see my orchard idea for the cooking expansion

>>530479613
it will happen slightly before the next leagues. he is employing a strategy of intermitently causing mild outrage alternated with positive press in order to create a hype cycle. it's a well established an highly effective method
>outrage from scrapped event last month
>postive uptick from WoW people and sailing this month
>expect outrage again next month
but they'll save a bigmad event like nuking type A and B for a big uptick like leagues.

>>530479762
sure https://discord.gg/z3fHkwW4 join up and lets run sometime

rsn?

is that server safe to join

>>530480048
>discuck
no thanks i dont want to be socially manipulated and groomed

hwsnbn is in it take that how you will

shoutout to the anon who recommended the glacial temotli for my 60 att pure, these things rip these gargoyles apart

is this how michael rizzed up d3k

im not good at puzzles is this one on the wiki

can we get an updated members list

do you all have schizophrenia

no i have bpd

who me

>it only took 7 years to complete the book of law
thanks rng

your welcome

>>530480613
rsn?

in america it takes 6 years to complete the book of law

is there movie night in the papacord

took a pic of myself before i do some early morning gotr

i dont have schizophrenia but theres definitely something wrong with me

lol >>530480785

there isnt but we call sometimes

>>530480852
hi

if you got turned into an anime girl would you let your osg niggas hit or nah

>>530480852
fat bitch

is st0ck in the cord

>>530480852
do you need youre feet massaged maam

i need a fat bitch

john dads looking to abandon another kid lol

look in the mirror

i looked in the mirror
all i saw was a handsome devil

im starting to believe the st0ck bpd accusations

>>530480852
red aura uim looks like THIS?!?!

theres nothing wrong with having a little bpd

*deeply exhales*

bpd is actually a bad thing but osg aint ready for that conversation

im a tormented bpdemon

ive got a post idea someone remind me tomorrow

there are weeks where drops dont happen and there are days where lots of drops happen - vladimir putin

if being a beautiful princess is wrong i dont wanna be right

i probably have bpd but i dont like to self diagnose

is melee better dps than ranged in pvp

omg putin plays osrs?

i have like the opposite of bpd

more like pee ve pee

>>530482172
he runs rot

is it true you can pk lower levels if you zammy brew down

you cant but it makes you think you can

how do i dps the fellow who has frozen me with my dragon scimitar

i love playing runescape and other games at the same time

>>530482898
like what

shadowverse

sometimes i play runescape while i play runescape

Yo I'm taking a giant fucking shit rn

plarp tuah!

you can play runescape while youre playing diablo 3 or diablo 4

>>530478854
you really don't even want a tent cause you will just kill urself with veng

or the horse girl game

i was playing diablo 2

>>530482898
lol i did this then i maxed got afk pets and now i can't play osrs and other games nothing to do

im playing poe personally

i havent played diablo 2 personally ive only played diablo 3 and 4 but im sure diablo 2 would be just capital to play while youre playing osrs

hm would 99-200m rc be with runners

does any1 want to learn yama with me

i got 99 woodcutting while playing halo on the side

how many irons have all pets

i cant enjoy the other game if i have to alt tab and click every 2 minutes

i can

lying bitch

im fighting crabs

have you tried permethrin

im questing

There are so many crazy motherfuckers even in the official grouping chats. I joined a random iron guild and the shit people say is so fucking based. why are we like this?

based on what

im killing monkeys

>>530484485
because it's time for another pogrom

im also a crazy motherfucker *drinks two coke zeros and beasts*

>>530484640
omg hi , big fan , pls show ... y'know >.>

im gonna do it im gonna join a clan and make friends im gonna fucking do it

noooooo dont do that you might leave us and eventually become a functional human

>>530484791
Go to north of w327 and make friends with them

i joined a normie clan and made 2 friends well actually i made 1 and imported 1 but everyone else is lowkey annoying and theres constant stupid drama

>>530483145
omg me too and master duel and duel masters

4clan
4frens
Now recruiting on OSG home world of 327!

i joined a clan and made zero friends it was kind of a pointless endeavor looking back

tired of turael boosting i just want to do normal slayer again

I have never turael boosted

wow youre so cool can you fuck my rsgf

its over
he knows

i want to plap plap st0ck until he makes a little leaky puddle on my bedsheets :3

fuck off

how good is soulreaper axe for nmz leveling? I can't use dharoks effectively yet.

are you talking to me

does anyone wanna play the horse girl game with me

how do you play

*does a cute shark dance*

uma has been fun while afking fishing.

you get on all fours and i feed you my carrot

im not sure it looked really complicated i was watching a bald guy play it earlier and there were lots of numbers going around so i think it might be for smart people but im not sure because it has horses so

>>530485842
if you join 4clan you might have a chance… :o

>>530485769
reminder to report every member of 4clan for botting

theres noone else here

what is the horse girl game is it called that or does it have a name

umamusume

Google image Haru Urara :O

plap plappy st0ck butt until its full of my load xd time to kwarum :3333

lmao jesus

was that 4clan jeez

>>530485842
>>530486264
>>530486781
what does this have to do with osrs

>>530487105
I shit you not. this is the shooting stars official group chat. join and see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWKJfCWNceM
NEW BIOFEM DETECTED

i couldnt think of a worse clan to join than 4clan, bunch of pedophiles

>>530487305
kill yourself

>>530487361
LEAVE. HER. ALONE!!!

a wow veteran omg ty 4 ur service

i served 4 expansions

for me it will always be BC

that screenshot would break reddit.

>>530485585
thats endgame slayer
welcome to the club

>>530487662
Same! :)
Vancouver or Victoria?

>>530487656
one of the most valuable OSG historical documents to ever exist.

why are there so many canadians here

>>530487656
i miss these times so much bros :( can't we all get back together? I hate the splintering..

STOP MESSAGING ME

done i joined 4clan and reported everyone for botting

racist chud not so tough after being molested in the wildy

>>530488202
WHO IS MESSAGING YOU????

who me?

no ones messaging anyone shes just experiencing schizophrenic symptoms from inhaling her piss bottle fumes again

is it me sorry i try not to be annoying...

are you replying to me?

excuse me i have a question for either st0ck boys kissing despa sayob or KPOP IS BEST

speaking of piss bottles i have one in my wardrobe i've been hiding for 6 months, i'm too afraid to move it because the plastic is all sucked inwards

Im no longer supporting your lifestyle if thats what you dont want to hear then maybe you should figure something else out

the message was me actually being nice by giving you the heads up, if thats not what you want then fine

ok lads come watch me try the whisperer
ttv/nantonaku(underscore)2d

i would kiss the flip out of st0cks thighs and lips

no i dont think i will but you can buy an ad

>>530488595
im one of those what do you want

what lifestyles do you support

st0ck tummy is built to be bulged

is anyone interested in supporting my lifestyle

>>530488723
downvote

>>530488595
wag1 make it snappy

pitch me your lifestyle

ill make my decisions soon

>>530488806

which one are you bc the question will be tailored depending on who you are

What world ??

i do nothing all day and you buy me everything i want

>>530489049
im 3 of those but im gonna be going afk soon so just make it snappy

the lifestyle is being a modern day monk, and your holy book is the osrs wiki.

ummm the human race, duhh

should i join 4clan

my lifestyle is that i need you to pay my rent and pay for international holidays with my rsso sort of like a jaycuties mom situation

the real 4clan was the noobs we slayed along the way

are you a st0ck simp or a bbc cuckold enjoyer if you answered yes then 4clan is for you!

cant believe im going to be out of cosy soon what will i watch next

watch onemanarmy again of course

>>530489135
you are making this difficult

your such a beast >>530489401

are you talking to me

my rsn is going to go down in the anals of osg history for this

IM GOING TO FUCKING DO IT AND ITLL WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE

pretend that you love me

stop asking if its you oh my god

never done any bosses before is it worth setting it to the max? I basically have the minimum stats recommended for it and I guess I need to go charge my mace

im currently watching a devious playlist. I would reccomend TonixRS for an interesting rs3 ironman series.

me whenever i see a post from d3k eel girl papamichael KPOP IS BEST red aura uim shortys despa nut bladder or meriipu

>>530489828
what about st0ck

i would do the minimum amount because the wilderness is scary for a girl like me whenever i do a clue i have to bring a bodyguard

>>530489807
basically you only ever set it to the min and use it as a free almost skip or the max and grind the boss so the question is do you wanna kill spindle or not

sorry im just getting really confused

ill be ur bodyguard babe

is there a list of namefags I can add to a filter list so i dont have to see a reddit teir circle jerk?

>>530489873
what about him

>>530489972
you don't have to sign your posts.

we dont talk about filteranon anymore mind your manners

is st0ck here i have to tell him something its kinda serious

ILL GUT YOU LIKE A PIG

see how am i supposed to know if shes going to stab me or someone else

st0ck is offline presumably sucking for tuition money

i think shes t0cking to me but i really need to t0ck to st0ck

weird st0ck is online for me

>>530489807
>wildy bosses
hope you have an alt or enjoy getting ass fucked by pkers every 10 minutes

can you message him to tell him to reply to me its serious

Turns out with the recent(ish) Tithe Farm changes, you can do a 30 plant cycle with almost tick perfect gameplay.

Game needs a total rework. The requirements to do anything meaningful are just absurd. I need 94 mage to have any chance of defending myself killing a wilderness boss? Get the fuck outta here. I'm voting on every update.

why do all these wow streamers use that ugly hd plugin

>>530490321
omfg

>>530490365
nutter are you doing Content on the hc or are you being a gay skiller what the fuck is even the point of doing it on an hc gameplay

sis thinks tithe farm is SOVLful im so disappointed

>>530490365
qrd on tithe? buffed rates or something? I know the rewards are decent but never done it cause i heard it's a slog.

>>530490493
they made it so fully grown plants wont wither which somewhat improves the amount you can grow
auto weed is mandatory as far as im concerned

>>530490365
can you stay in there for months and do a 190m 6 hour log and beast on midzys little 6 hour record

in the next thread can you use the reply feature as a test?
because right now I don't know if you're talking to me

you can hit 94 mage in a week mostly afk if you have the gold ready. Just do desert treasure and burst crabs then pick something in the kourend dungeon to burst. You can even burst crabs to 94.

>>530489924
I'll go for 35 thanks. pet or voidwaker incoming

>>530490354
maybe the pkers that go to bosses are stronger than the ones in the slayer cave but I have like a 90% escape rate easily and my risk really isn't high enough for me to care all that much if I do die

im trying to talk to st0ck but everything is messed up now

why are st0ck simps so much more annoying than d3k simps

>>530490582
i have so many mandatory things without needing tithe. Questing already drains me. You probably have no idea what I have to go through to do mahogany homes on uim before having noted planks.

i assume every non reply post is about me

>>530490715
I ran the numbers through grok and it's highly unlikely you'll get pet or voidwaker with 35 kc.

Schrodinger's (You)

you better watch youre back then i think shes out for blood

>>530490819
you forgot account for the fact that I have god and anime on my side

>>530490741
if i were a uim id deploy my alts and do piscarilius crane cheese that seems way way WAY better

>>530489828
you're old and need to be put down because i don't recognise any of those name, I only know and love st0ck,
a new generation has begun old man!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the /vm/ general dead?

st0ck is older than most of the people on that list

>>530490736
st0ck is a giga zoomer and has giga zoomer simps so they are natural fucking faggy and annoying
d3k is a millennial and has millennial simps so their brain is fully developed and simp with decorum

neither are okay, all should be range banned

just logged in

jaycutie and st0ck are the youngest people to ever graze this place

im half zoomer

>>530491207
are you st0ck

>>530490741
>Questing already drains me
i'll drain u

>>530490472
For now, it's just an account to play while my UIM is still mining, and eventually I'll swap them around, and AFK this account instead.
I do plan on actually doing some bosses.

>>530490493
The final stage of plant now not withering barely gives you enough time to do the cycle I'm trying to use.
You have to manually tick-perfectly water the plants on the first cycle.
I'm super familiar with the 25-plant cycle, which used to be super tight on the old system, but I noticed how much time I had left over, and I thought I might be able to squeeze some more plants in. Maybe it's a bit too tight to do long term.

No idea about the rates.

i identify as more of a zillennial

>>530491227
i am going to fuck them both

i dont understand the problem some of you have with thread personalities

do we like nantonakus streams or not chat

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

>>530491247
by carrying me thru cox?

can someone talk about me

st0ck came in and started spamming lewds of his beautiful feminine pale body and didnt really try to fit in at all

>>530491712
sure post rsn and ill give me my honest opinion about you

>>530491712
rsn?

iconic. fearless. eternal.

my rsn is anonydork

my name jeff

>>530491831
i dont know enough about you to talk about you. are you really kpop or is that a meme

>>530491831
my opinion on you has genuinely done a complete 180. the gim was doomed to die but i regret not letting you in it.

idk what i want to do so i just jump between random skilling pvm bossing activities all day like an adhd retard

sometimes i do a 360 and walk the other direction

today i fished, grinded magic, grinded str, and now im grinding atk

proof that you just need to be beautiful to get by in life because his lewds seem to have taken permanent residence in my gooner brain and by the looks of things, many here have experienced the same thing.

>his

personally i stopped stanning after i realized how retarded he was

im beautiful but i have enough dignity not to post lewds of myself on 4chan

>>530492190
have you considered messaging him outside of this thread instead of being a part of the problem?

>>530492308
wow can i see

i cannot do that i am too shy anon sorry

hey chat how do I become a successful osrs content creator (asking for a friend) (he's bad at the game btw hope this helps)

anyone want to do toa

last time i was browsing this thread i cried but i am better now

>>530492512
not with you

idk why are you asking me

why are you not on the home world: 327

>clog notifications off
>ground item text off
yeah im thinking its pvming time

>>530492543
ok michael

chat what do we think of all caps rsns

holy cheese

>>530492292
who

are you guys tralking too me?

michael is a digustingly bad name i wish he would change it

change his name like legally change his name to something else?

>>530492795
>teletabs
>paying for protection
>skills neck
ur trash lol

can you not direct mean things at me whenever i didnt even do anything other than circle cheese

yes

>>530493123
helpful post thanks

i see mean bitch hours have begun

why did they have to make home tele tabs 89 cons requirement?

super restores are 14k...

i havent used a super restore in years

i see little bitch cry baby hours have started

>>530493567
relieved to hear im not the only brokie lol #ppotgang

oh uhh this is awkward its because i just use sanfews for everything they restore more prayer and cure poison....

STOP TRACKING ME

new
>>530494002
>>530494002
>>530494002

jarvis run all triangulations

>>530489828
lol I sometimes sit like this right after showering