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Anonymous No.530462798 >>530483130 >>530486706
/utg/ - Undertale/Deltarune General
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Previous thread: >>530435757

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Anonymous No.530464416
Gurt: Yo?
Anonymous No.530464570
Toby I will fuck the deer your silly concept of fiction will not stop me
Anonymous No.530464672
I think the game would be just fine if Kris really was my vessel, or if that third entity theory was true.
Anonymous No.530465357
>>530462517
well, he's gone now.
i remain.
Anonymous No.530466230 >>530466454
I'm fucking Jevil
I'm
I'm fucking Jevil
Anonymous No.530466454
>>530466230
Lol I remember this
Anonymous No.530469007 >>530469595 >>530473889 >>530475346 >>530480882 >>530481556 >>530492613
if it's supposed to be gaster talking to us in these sequences how come theyre not written in windings?
Anonymous No.530469595
>>530469007
he got speech therapy
Anonymous No.530470791 >>530480636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PvFbJgNWBs

I was listening to this shit on a VC
Anonymous No.530470842
>>530454061
I love this image he's autistic and stupid
Anonymous No.530470987
I love he
Anonymous No.530472685 >>530479702
W- where the fuck is everyone?
Anonymous No.530473889
>>530469007
Heโ€™s hasnโ€™t fallen into his creation yet
Anonymous No.530475346
>>530469007
sans can speak in any sans-serif and his snoring has serifs
Anonymous No.530479491 >>530480608 >>530480751 >>530484974
so who fills the blanks, anons?
Anonymous No.530479702
>>530472685
The other thread >>530462849
Anonymous No.530480401
No funny thing in the "previous X" slot again...
This thread is doomed to be bad...
Anonymous No.530480608
>>530479491
Sans and Susie's dad
Anonymous No.530480636
>>530470791
All I can think about is the way better one and how I could be listening to that instead of this.
Anonymous No.530480639
Tenna is for passionate lovemaking in the backseat of a cungadero
Anonymous No.530480703
does deltarune abhor frontrunning like mario kart wii does?
Anonymous No.530480751 >>530484625
>>530479491
Queen is Carol before she went bad. She was made by either Dess or Noelle, probably the formal, Tenna says so.
Anonymous No.530480882
>>530469007
He's speaking in Aster, obviously.
Anonymous No.530481329
Anonymous No.530481556 >>530481917
>>530469007
Skeletons can choose to speak outside of their fonts when they arenโ€™t pretending to be retarded.
Anonymous No.530481879
>I can name chara "Hitler" in Undertale
I love this game dude...
Anonymous No.530481917
>>530481556
It's part of their culture, but I guess a plaintext, fontless fleshie wouldn't understand what culture is.
Anonymous No.530481919 >>530482087
Anonymous No.530482005
Battat!
Anonymous No.530482087
>>530481919
Anonymous No.530482341
Anonymous No.530482419 >>530485991
Mom jeans
Anonymous No.530482471
Actual previous thread/previous weightlift due to threadsplitting: >>530462849
Anonymous No.530482529
I have a confession... I want to lay in bed with a goat boy and cuddle...
Anonymous No.530482543 >>530482635 >>530483131
>they ripped the virginities off each other
Anonymous No.530482635
>>530482543
in the back of a car
Anonymous No.530482862
Pet boss
Anonymous No.530482926 >>530483119 >>530484148
Anonymous No.530483074 >>530485162
>Chapter 6
>Finally break into the bunker
>Find Undyne
>She's slumped up against a wall near the entrance
>Eyes wide open, unresponsive
>Check the bottom of her boot
>It has a name written on it
>ANDY
Anonymous No.530483119
>>530482926
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GABEN WHY
Anonymous No.530483130 >>530484842
>>530462798 (OP)
Anonymous No.530483131
>>530482543
tenna sat on his face once for too long and spamton passed out
Anonymous No.530483137 >>530483265 >>530483350 >>530483398 >>530483561 >>530483630 >>530483726
so this is like 100 gaster right? 6 rudens in the chapter 3 room, called the forgotten man, existed since the beginning of time like how gaster was split across time, the rudens talk about being "monochrome" like the goners, directly talks about the deltarune, there is a egg prophecy, disappears like gaster, when asked to draw him you can't because he is unable to be perceived, all the rooms are out of bounds like the gaster rooms in undertale, the windows in chapter 4 have eggs at the top of them, in undertale to access one of the gaster rooms you have to ignore the annoying dog, in chapter 2 you have to ignore the annoying dog to access the egg room, talks in all caps.

also the cosmic space theory of a egg which represents the earth and the ANGEL like the angels heaven, and how the dark fountains come from the earth. the egg is also laid on primordial waters on earth typically which the egg man says he was on the earth at that time when dinosaurs were around.
Anonymous No.530483265
>>530483137
its grandpa semi
Anonymous No.530483350
>>530483137
it's papyrus before the lobotomy
Anonymous No.530483398 >>530483506
>>530483137
We don't know who it is, but it doesn't match Gaster's speech pattern.
Anonymous No.530483506
>>530483398
its whoever is speaking in the deltarune trailer, they literally say in the trailer DELTARUNE IS WAITING and the tree man says the same thing pretty much
Anonymous No.530483561 >>530484073 >>530484817 >>530498758
>>530483137
Papyrus remembers green grass but not the sun, speaks in all caps with all kinds of eccentric phrasings and has an egg on his dating UI
I'm not saying that it's Papyrus but it being a part of Gaster isn't exactly confirmed either
Anonymous No.530483602
my theory is that there was no dark world before Kris, the entire dark world is born from a Kris schizo meltdown, anytime Darkners talk about the past theyre just taking from Kris memories and the filling up the blanks
Anonymous No.530483630
>>530483137
It's Kris's biological father come back for them
Anonymous No.530483667 >>530483808 >>530483946
reminder that on the playstation version, the achievements for completing each chapter are "COMPLETE WITHOUT ISSUE." and if you have gotten the egg for that chapter, you don't get the achievement.
whatever the egg man is, he's an issue to gaster.
Anonymous No.530483726 >>530484256
>>530483137
>that one video saying it's toby because of his old game autism
Anonymous No.530483775 >>530483982 >>530484158 >>530484541 >>530484702 >>530485790
How mad would people get if Chapter 5 confirms Asgore was a better parent to Kris than Toriel??
Anonymous No.530483808
>>530483667
I feel kinda confident they're two different Gasters. And DEVICE Gaster is the type of arrogant genius who, the only thing in the universe he's afraid of is alternate versions of himself. Because that's the only thing he can't predict.
Anonymous No.530483946
>>530483667
>issue can also refer to children
>characters having eggs that're also their children have already been introduced
THE EGGS ARE GASTER'S KIDS
COLLECT THEM ALL AND HE'LL SAY THANKS
Anonymous No.530483964 >>530484695 >>530484818 >>530485835 >>530490352 >>530507594
>Streibough
>Romances the princess
>When the tournament for her hand arrives, makes a generic boast of "I must win this one", loses to best friend without explaining why he must win, even congratulates friend
>Proceeds to seethe as best friend wins the thing, gets celebrated, and has an emotional moment with the princess accepting him
>Kidnaps the princess
>Conspires to make best friend kill the king, her father, by accident
>Ruins the kingdom
>Gaslights the princess into hating best friend
>Dies a spiteful little shit while insulting what had been his best friend for years until he inadvertently cucked him

>Oersted
>Celebrated hero of the kingdom
>A tournament gets announced, winner gets the crown and the princess
>Wins the tournament, princess acts like she's ready to fall for him and marry him
>Princess gets kidnapped, goes on adventure to rescue her, kingdom goes to shit
>Gets blinded into killing the king and being ostracized by the whole kingdom, party members die, holds on only because princess is counting on him
>Finally reaches princess, best friend did it all, including killing the king her father to blame it on him and win her love, kills ex-friend
>Princess chews him out, declares she'd rather kill herself and be with the man who kidnapped her, killed her father and ruined her kingdom than be with him, actually does it
>Oersted has the ultimate crash out, becomes Odio, destroys the kingdom, tries to omnicide all of reality

Ok so,
which one does Kris resemble most, and how do you think this story will be paralleled in Deltarune?
Anonymous No.530483982
>>530483775
Nobody would be mad since that would be based.
Anonymous No.530484073 >>530484138
>>530483561
Papyrus knows what the sun is when he feels like it, he talks about the sun on his skin and the wind in his hair. Just like he knows what a laboratory is in one phone call but forgets in another. Toby wasn't concerned about keeping all his dialogue consistent.
Anonymous No.530484138
>>530484073
papyrus forgets
because hes forgotting man
Anonymous No.530484148
>>530482926
Literally 1984
Anonymous No.530484158
>>530483775
That's how it usually goes. Dads are the better parent but mothers keep custody because.
Anonymous No.530484256 >>530484619
>>530483726
i watched that one! it's not a bad idea about what it represents but yeah he doesn't really even bother guessing how it fits into the narrative and just say "maybe it doesn't fit at all!"
Anonymous No.530484313 >>530484493
Anonymous No.530484448
Tenna but with this as his head instead.
Anonymous No.530484493
>>530484313
Susieโ€™s fuckass Kevin James smirk
Anonymous No.530484541
>>530483775
Lots of seething. Toriel defenders are a majority of the fandom, and most are completely incapable of admitting Toriel was in the wrong without dragging Asgore through the mud in the process.
Anonymous No.530484619
>>530484256
yeah it was a nothing burger of a video
Anonymous No.530484625
>>530480751
queen literally drives toriel's car. she's an amalgam of both.
Anonymous No.530484695 >>530485835
>>530483964
depends, i think if susie ends up getting with noelle all by herself and they maintain this stilted, almost vapid relationship they currently have, he's gonna straybow the fuck out
otherwise, we might be seeing another oersted
of course, that's assuming he hasn't already pulled an oersted over dess, but /utg/ ain't ready for that conversation yet
Anonymous No.530484702 >>530484809
>>530483775
Im going to say it. I knew this all along. I was calling toriel flawed for years as a jokeโ€ฆ but noone listened. Just look at me now mah!
Anonymous No.530484754 >>530484854 >>530485037 >>530485076 >>530485426 >>530485438
Anonymous No.530484809 >>530485765
>>530484702
All the characters are flawed though
Anonymous No.530484817 >>530485425 >>530495309
>>530483561
i know but papyrus should have no way of creating these weird spaces outside the game and idk it would be pretty goofy in my opinion. Also the characters from undertale over to deltarune act pretty much the same in both games, sans is still lazy, napstablook is still sad, undyne is still a guard/police figure, toriel is still a queen in the dream world and is still your mother figure. I feel like it would be kinda strange that papyrus would have this weird shift transferring over even though in undertale hes pretty weak, doesnt seem to possess what sans has with seeing timelines and teleportation and is way to jokey.

I think its more likely its one of the goners from undertale, gaster or a embodiment of krises past trauma. I think the fact that you cannot perceive him, not but because hes behind a tree he is just generally like that, you cant even draw him makes it most likely gaster or someone related to gaster.
Anonymous No.530484818 >>530485835
>>530483964
Kris is like Straybow as the schemer who betrays the hero, but in the protagonist role so they have some sympathetic excuse
Susie is like Oersted as a sidekick who gets broken by losing everyone she thought was supporting her, but manages to avoid the urge to become an Odio and comes back stronger
On the weird route we indulge all of Kris's hidden urges and wants until they turn into an Odio incarnation of their own, complete with the demon lord look when you get the red horn headband
Anonymous No.530484842
>>530483130
>slaughter demons
>acquire lizard gf
Based.
Anonymous No.530484854
>>530484754
Kris is nonbinary and this is extremely out of character for all of them.
Anonymous No.530484931
Papyrus with Mung Daalโ€™s voice
Anonymous No.530484974 >>530505017
>>530479491
susie's dad needs to be the most important character
Anonymous No.530485006 >>530485559
I'm exhausted, /utg/.
I can't take much more of this.
Anonymous No.530485010
Anonymous No.530485037
>>530484754
Holy fucking based green
Anonymous No.530485076 >>530487007
>>530484754
this is why you don't introduce a human into monster civilization...
Anonymous No.530485115 >>530485175
Why are they so perfect?
Anonymous No.530485162 >>530485715
>>530483074
>Gaster appears
>THIS IS
>A REPLICA
>OF ANDYโ€™S ROOM
>FROM TOY STORY
Anonymous No.530485175
>>530485115
because they're lesbian!
Anonymous No.530485192 >>530485487 >>530485530
What did Spamton mean by this?
Anonymous No.530485197
>think about suicide
>remember I haven't played chapter 7 yet
Anonymous No.530485318 >>530485402 >>530485564
How did Susie play dragon blazers if she canโ€™t read
Anonymous No.530485402
>>530485318
she watched monsterplier play it
Anonymous No.530485425
>>530484817
>even though in undertale hes pretty weak
Papyrus is holding back pretty significantly.
He has access to Gaster Blasters, he just doesn't use them
Undyne acknowledges him being quite strong
His control of magic is at least better than Toriel's where he can always halt his attacks before they kill Frisk.
Plus his final regular attack should be unnwinnable, but it's Papyrus so he's probably letting us jump that high for that long because he's too kind for his own good.
Anonymous No.530485426
>>530484754
No wonder Kris ended up being as weird as he was.
Anonymous No.530485438 >>530485553
>>530484754
A Pimp Named December.
Anonymous No.530485487
>>530485192
He must've written that letter after getting foam'd
Anonymous No.530485530
>>530485192
Spamton just has a vore fetish
Anonymous No.530485553
>>530485438
Do you think Noelle liked to watch?
Anonymous No.530485559
>>530485006
Did you try taking a nap
Anonymous No.530485564
>>530485318
When I was around 5 years old I received Pokemon Diamond. I could not read basically at all because I was in Kindergarten. I accidentally named myself and my rival both my first name. I got stuck in the starting town for a long time because I saw my name on my rival's mailbox which confused me so I thought I'd already gone inside that building.
Nonetheless, I beat the game eventually, and in the process I parsed a lot of words. I remember my parents being proud of me because I used the word "ominous" in a sentence correctly at my age.
Anonymous No.530485615 >>530485780 >>530485801
Papyrus has no friends in Deltarune. No guidance from Undyne, no goals like the Royal Guard to pursue, no traps or puzzles to focus on, no Flowey to manipulate him or give him direction. He wouldn't make sense as the Forgotten Man, but he's probably much more lonely and lost than the Papyrus we know.
Anonymous No.530485618
People think the flowerโ€™s in asgoreโ€™s shop are going to be individuals, but I expect an omega flowey situation where itโ€™s all 7 (6?) of them controlling a puppet
Anonymous No.530485650
I love these cute weebs.
Anonymous No.530485715
>>530485162
FUCK YOU that shouldnt have made me laugh
Anonymous No.530485765
>>530484809
Starwalker
Anonymous No.530485780
>>530485615
He has a shadow crystal mark my words
Him or Asriel
Anonymous No.530485790
>>530483775
i honestly can't imagine asgore being a great parent either
he has a fixation on trying to return to how things were before the divorce, to such an extent that he has no reservations about stalking toriel around town hiding in bushes to offer her flowers and getting kris involved in doing the same, i could only imagine kris spending time with him just involves uncomfortably pretending their relationship is the same as it was when kris was a kid rather than trying to establish or maintain a new relationship now
Anonymous No.530485798 >>530486339
random theory but I think the intro to chapter 2 where Toriel says "is that a knife? NOOO!!" is actually a flashback where Kris stabbed somebody and this was Tori's reaction to finding out. The emotion Tori has in the text and the emotion she has in the pie tin cutscene do not match at all. Toby also did this in Undertale after you fall down in Waterfall
Anonymous No.530485801
>>530485615
when we see him he has on a trenchcoat and fedora and is sitting alone in his computer chair sobbing
Anonymous No.530485835 >>530486017 >>530486234
>>530483964
>>530484695
>>530484818
It's gotta be Oersted because going full Straybow would imply Kris is going to run some extensive campaign of conspiracies and lies and traps where they try to frame Noelle as a monster and gaslight Susie into loving them.

Which isn't gonna happen for two reasons: one because the two major personal traits Kris has been shown having apart from just following the mysterious promise are that Kris cares enormously about friends and loved ones's well being, even if the plan requires otherwise sometimes; and being suicidal af and hating having to carry out said plan and feeling guilty and very probably in consequence unworthy of Susie. And two, the game just doesn't have time for a plot like that. Next chapter is chapter 5, which could potentially be when Kris crashes out of jealousy, but that'd mean running this series of conspiracies through chapters 6-7 when the main plot of the game should be in it's final stages and we should be heading full speed towards the Knight, the shelter, Gaster or FRIEND or Dess or whatever's left.

What could happen within that timeframe is going full Oersted, feeling betrayed and abandoned again and going off the deep end and needing to be rescued.
Anonymous No.530485884 >>530487141
Anonymous No.530485937 >>530486087 >>530486242 >>530492830
>monsters don't bleed
>Monsters are also, apparently containers for whatever they've eaten
>before the start of chapter 4 proper, Susie drinks an entire bowl of punch
>that she describes as blood-like
Kind of makes this sprite funny when you think that he's just got a hawaiian punch handprint on his cheek
Anonymous No.530485991
>>530482419
Slut jeans
Anonymous No.530486017 >>530486107 >>530486234
>>530485835
i mean if we've gonna define going full straybow as doing that, then really we already KNOW who's straybow in this situation
Anonymous No.530486045 >>530486112
Anonymous No.530486054 >>530486364 >>530490323
FRIEND is Catti's dad's severed arm. That's why it looks like a cat
Anonymous No.530486087 >>530486351 >>530510116
>>530485937
The dialog between Susie and Noelle makes it clear monsters bleed because Noelle is insinuating Susie should "get some blood" from Noelle. Susie also said Noelle's bed could have ticks in chapter 2. This is a joke about white tail deer being tick carriers, but also ticks are a blood sucking arachnid.
When the monster dies their flesh becomes dust. Humans just stay flesh
Anonymous No.530486097 >>530487617 >>530492836
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Magma: https://magma.com/d/zwvExP8tCq
https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg
Anonymous No.530486107
>>530486017
...she does kind of fit.
Anonymous No.530486112
>>530486045
Hue hue hue huehue
Anonymous No.530486187 >>530486358 >>530486473 >>530486742
"Toriel? More like Whoriel LMAO"
(Robert F. Fox, 2025)
Anonymous No.530486219
If the player is the Angel, then all that Angel imagery around Noelle is like some mark of the beast shit then? Hardcore.
Anonymous No.530486234 >>530486443
>>530485835
>>530486017
>Oersted
>Starybow
Y'all niggas are just making shit up now. Actual gibberish.
Anonymous No.530486242 >>530486335 >>530486351
>>530485937
>>monsters don't bleed
This has never been anything but fanon. It's not even stated in Undertale. We rarely see monsters bleed because UT/DR aren't meant to be gorey games. This also makes the few times we see blood more visually striking.
Anonymous No.530486319 >>530487074
*they whine at you
Anonymous No.530486335 >>530486405
>>530486242
monsters dont bleed in undertale
they bleed in deltarune
Anonymous No.530486339 >>530486897
>>530485798
It's Kris trying to kill himself.
Anonymous No.530486351
>>530486087
>>530486242
Fair, but I'm going to ignore these because my interpretation is more amusing.
Anonymous No.530486358 >>530486473 >>530486484
>>530486187
oh, I thought I was the only one that interpreted the ending of chapter 4 as Sans banging Toriel....
Anonymous No.530486364
>>530486054
>the trees have significance within the prophecy and forgotten man plots
>the cat family was conveniently stuck on the tree in chapter 4
>FRIEND resembles the Cheshire Cat, which is also seen climbing on tree branches
Anonymous No.530486398 >>530487876
This thing is a fucking cockroach that never goes away.
Anonymous No.530486405 >>530486713 >>530486786
>>530486335
>monsters dont bleed in undertale
Source?
Anonymous No.530486443 >>530487156
>>530486234
do yourself a favor and play live a live, it's not only a great game but also one of toby's inspirations so you too can start seeing where toby is going ahead of time
Anonymous No.530486473
>>530486187
>>530486358
>Sans banging Torie
CANON
Anonymous No.530486484 >>530486730
>>530486358
Pretty much everyone did.
Anonymous No.530486550 >>530486702 >>530487346
Anonymous No.530486702 >>530487346
>>530486550
will Toby let US romance the deer, or is it too "abusive and evil" for his wholesome chungus game?
Anonymous No.530486706
>>530462798 (OP)
undyne is a crystal gem
omg mattpatt was right all this time
Anonymous No.530486713 >>530487521
>>530486405
toriel, undyne, and sans have sprites where they have a visible gash on their bodies
only sans bleeds
Anonymous No.530486730 >>530486834
>>530486484
>Pretty much everyone did
Except this guy >>530482128
Anonymous No.530486742 >>530486979
>>530486187
Kris should go down there, kill sans, and then take his place
Anonymous No.530486765 >>530487185
"Noelle is the REAL betrayer here," thinks Kris as they hide a giant cartoon bomb in Susie's hamburger and light the comically long fuse
Anonymous No.530486786 >>530487521
>>530486405
I vivisected several of them and only Sans bled.
Anonymous No.530486834 >>530487128 >>530487381
>>530486730
I didn't either, they'll have loudly played boardgames, or Toriel will gave been throwing pizzas around or something.
Anonymous No.530486892 >>530488012
I did it. I killed the homoshit of Undertale. At long last. I will post the results in the future.
Anonymous No.530486897
>>530486339
>Deltarune starts with Toriel bringing Kris to school by the hand, literally not letting go until Kris is in the class hallway.
>There's an unexplained blood stain in Kris' room.
>Toriel keeps a strict track of Kris all the way until Kris reveals he's hanging out with a new friend.

Oh shit, Kris did try to kill himself.
Anonymous No.530486979 >>530487060
>>530486742
>and then take his place
Based. I honestly wonder why Kris hasn't fucked Toriel yet. Is he a faggot?
Anonymous No.530487007
>>530485076
On the contrary. This is exactly why it should happen. Kwisp is incredibly happy to make so many friends, and have fun with them all.
Anonymous No.530487050 >>530487448
Berdfags are getting real uppity. Berdly is a meme character barely above Jockington. Noelle and Dess are the main characters of Deltarune. The Mario & Luigi of Deltarune. This game might as well be called Sister, Sister. Know your place.
Anonymous No.530487060 >>530487519
>>530486979
Unlike Undertale, kris is a faggot that won't let us flirt with her. This is why we force deer pussy onto him.
Anonymous No.530487074
>>530486319
pet pet
Anonymous No.530487128 >>530487224
>>530486834
Yeah, sure. You've just never been to a party and don't know what happens when two drunk adults are alone together.
Anonymous No.530487141 >>530490512
>>530485884
Big brother and little brother
Anonymous No.530487156 >>530487236
>>530486443
>inspiration=1:1 copy
You're a fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.530487185
>>530486765
Nah, Kris thinks
>They betrayed me first anyway
Anonymous No.530487220 >>530487756
How hasn't Kris shot up the school yet? He seems like the type.
Anonymous No.530487224 >>530487524 >>530487794 >>530488140
>>530487128
This is a toby fox game, not real life
Anonymous No.530487236 >>530487437
>>530487156
and you can't tell when i'm joking
Anonymous No.530487253
Anonymous No.530487280
Everytime anons traumadump about how bad their parents divorce was, I just can't relate. Too bad you had a shitty stepdad I guess, my stepdad's pretty cool.
Anonymous No.530487346 >>530487435
>>530486550
>>530486702
>romance the deer
No, we're going to BECOME the deer. She will become our new Vessel
Anonymous No.530487353 >>530487616
Anonymous No.530487372
your guy's parents had bad divorces? my parents just split up because the love wasn't there but they still stayed close for years. then they remarried 5 years later. get on my level.
Anonymous No.530487381 >>530492116 >>530492386
>>530486834
>they'll have loudly played boardgames
Just look at the way Toriel looks at Sans. This slut can't wait to jump on that bone.
Anonymous No.530487435
>>530487346
becoming the deer is part of every route
Anonymous No.530487437
>>530487236
It's 4chan, there's no such thing as a joke here. You're an idiot.
Anonymous No.530487448
>>530487050
>Berdfags OUT OF NOWHERE
>Angy
Anonymous No.530487458
Anonymous No.530487486 >>530487569 >>530487653
Does anyone have any fics with weird monster biology?
Anonymous No.530487519
>>530487060
How come Frisk was such a Chad?
Anonymous No.530487521 >>530493873
>>530486713
>>530486786
You've never heard of "artistic license"? Fictional stories are full of wounds that don't cause any realistic amount of bleeding. The visual absence of blood in a scene isn't proof that the characters involved don't bleed.
Anonymous No.530487524
>>530487224
Yeah, that's why they don't show you the sex scene. You just hear the sounds.
Anonymous No.530487569 >>530487894 >>530487910
>>530487486
Anonymous No.530487596 >>530489062
Noelle will create a fountain after Kris and Susie make out at the festival
Anonymous No.530487616
>>530487353
>Undyne defeating the Knight and suddenly replacing them as the main antagonist
Unironically, this would be the most amazing twist.
Anonymous No.530487617
>>530486097
There, I contributed my awful joke for the whiteboard today
Anonymous No.530487623 >>530487802 >>530487912 >>530488154 >>530488402 >>530489447
a friend of mine drew bratty
Anonymous No.530487641
my parents stayed together but we all would've had better lives if they did split up
Anonymous No.530487642
Anonymous No.530487653 >>530487737
>>530487486
If I were in a different mood, I could write something involving toying with Alphys' cloaca in an anatomy lesson gone horribly wrong.
But the wage cage has drained my DETERMINATION.
Anonymous No.530487737
>>530487653
>cloaca
Anonymous No.530487756
>>530487220
Kris has tasted doe pussy so he has too much to live for.
Anonymous No.530487794
>>530487224
>It's a game for kids, bro.
Half the town will be fucking dead at the end of the game. Chapter 4 has raised the stakes.
Anonymous No.530487802
>>530487623
Your "friend" should have their wrists broken so they can never use a pencil ever again.
Anonymous No.530487870
It *would* be absolutely demented and ironic if the only way to make Suselle happen would be to get Kris to reject us in the Weird route, and pilot Noelle. And if you don't, then the normal route is just Noelle and Susie at the fair getting through their tinder-date phase and settling into a more normal relationship
Anonymous No.530487876
>>530486398
Spamton
Anonymous No.530487894
>>530487569
>blood is just SOUL juice
Anonymous No.530487910 >>530499421
>>530487569
aside from that
i want more stuff in the vein of that
Anonymous No.530487912 >>530487978
>>530487623
YOUR
Anonymous No.530487924
cant believe its going to be at least 3 years before this game is complete
Anonymous No.530487931 >>530488140 >>530488168
Anonymous No.530487958 >>530489293
>In church
>Susie looks in kris' pocket for fun
>Finds his "sword"
>later
>Kris presents his knife to susie
>She grips it and he blushes
>She asks if he always carries it around

Tobert....
Anonymous No.530487978
>>530487912
Anonymous No.530487998 >>530488106 >>530488698
Is this canon?
Anonymous No.530488012 >>530488283
>>530486892
You can't unrape the doe, you can't unlizard the fish, and you can't unfish the lizard ho.
Anonymous No.530488019
Noelle and asgore will both attempt to open a fountain out of jealousy at the same time. They will then get in eachothers way starting the plot to a quirky rom com
Anonymous No.530488101 >>530496234
Anonymous No.530488106 >>530488336
>>530487998
Why is she talking to (me)
Anonymous No.530488140
>>530487224
>This is a toby fox game, not real life
Explain this >>530487931
Anonymous No.530488154
>>530487623
YES
Anonymous No.530488167
Gaslighting Kris into think he has no friends, and that everyone would be happier without him!
Anonymous No.530488168 >>530488314 >>530488446 >>530488495 >>530488669 >>530488728 >>530488964
>>530487931
>I HATE MY LIFE
Your mom is allowed to get laid, you Oedipus weirdo. Stop projecting your entitlement over your parent's sex life onto a video game.
Anonymous No.530488226 >>530488676
If Kris didn't want Sans to make rimshots at mommy they should've stayed to play board games
Anonymous No.530488283
>>530488012
I actually unlizarded the fish, and unfifshed the lizard. The tinygayheart? ALL GONE!
Anonymous No.530488314 >>530488594
>>530488168
A mother would put her children's feelings over her own, and either stop her date or move it to San's
Anonymous No.530488336
>>530488106
Sans POV. Notice the low angle.
Anonymous No.530488401
Could I get that picture of Spamton pulling his glasses down slightly and giving a side eye glare please and thank you
Anonymous No.530488402 >>530488476
>>530487623
this is fuckin awesome
long bratty very cute, love it
Anonymous No.530488446
>>530488168
Sex is a perfectly natural part of life. Essential for a healthy human or human-adjacent creature.
But so is taking a shit.
I'd rather not see my mom or mother-proxy doing either.
Anonymous No.530488476 >>530488731
>>530488402
Anonymous No.530488495
>>530488168
Donโ€™t ever become a parent.
Anonymous No.530488594
>>530488314
>"Nooooooo, I exist, therefore you don't get to have a life anymore, Mom!"
Kris is such an entitled brat. The gall of them to be such a whiny little bitch about this AND eating the whole pie themself. Go fuck yourself, edgelord twerp.
Anonymous No.530488607
I got more YTPMVs/otoMADs to share.
https://youtu.be/_B3KXfEPcUE
An well made TV World YTPMV that has a gimmick of using mostly infomercials as sources.
https://youtu.be/EfQKMyF24hU
Another well made otoMAD here but this one involves A Dark Zone!
https://youtu.be/rlymLx8LMN8
The newest part of the series of the Family Guy Deltarune YTPMVs, with this one involving the retarded horse!
Anonymous No.530488669 >>530488906 >>530489217
>>530488168
sub twitter for 4chan in this image
Anonymous No.530488676 >>530489467
>>530488226
He's been fighting all day, it's 2:00 a.m. Kris didn't need to play board games with some stranger. He should just use his knife.
Anonymous No.530488698 >>530489221
>>530487998
What the fuck is that neck?
Anonymous No.530488728 >>530489217
>>530488168
You think itโ€™s okay for parents to make their kids hear them having sex, or party instead of looking for their kids after they just had their tires slashed?
Anonymous No.530488731
>>530488476
if this guy doesnt show up again next chapter(susie clearly wanted to rescue him from the closet) i will be very sad
Anonymous No.530488840 >>530488932 >>530489096 >>530489179
I think there's nuance to the characters, like they're multifaceted and stuff. Like, they're not definitively one extreme or the other.
Anonymous No.530488891
Why is it that the idiots who cry "Think of the children!" are ALWAYS the people who seem to hate children the most? They just don't want to acknowledge them as actual people.
Anonymous No.530488906
>>530488669
Itโ€™s okay because Asgore is worse, and more neglectful.
Anonymous No.530488907 >>530489081 >>530489202 >>530489246 >>530489353 >>530490363 >>530498496 >>530504107
Deltarune really undermines itself by having furry characters instead of monsters like Undertale. Undertale was unique because these were all JRPG mobs malboros, skeletons, and fire atronachs but they were humanized instead of mindless beasts so it made you think who's really the monster.
Deltarune cut most of the monsters and it's just lazy anthro furries.
Anonymous No.530488932
>>530488840
more like multifarteded
Anonymous No.530488952
You retards will still be arguing about this shit when chapter 5 comes out
Anonymous No.530488964
>>530488168
>Your mom is allowed to get laid
Tell 'em, sister! WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN!!!
Anonymous No.530489062
>>530487596
you are who you assert yourself to be, he never asserted himself so he didn't get the girl, simple as.
Probably gonna happen to Kris when Noelle just gets the girl by muscling in.
Anonymous No.530489081 >>530489845
>>530488907
darkners
Anonymous No.530489096
>>530488840
I think youโ€™re downplaying shitty parenting.
Anonymous No.530489112 >>530489338 >>530489801
I think more couples should get divorced because it's funny
Anonymous No.530489179
>>530488840
Everyone I like is a saint and everyone who gets in the way of what I want is Lucifer
I thought everybody knew that
Anonymous No.530489202 >>530489845
>>530488907
What should the furry characters be then? Ralsei can stay because asriel and heโ€™s actually a shapeshifter, but what of noelle and susie?
Anonymous No.530489217
>>530488669
>>530488728
Kris is shown to be a fairly independent kid(who is known to carry a knife around at all times), and this is a town where so little happens that the police chief is always bitching that her job is borderline pointless.

And quite frankly, if Kris is so concerned about what their mom is doing, maybe they should stop shutting her out. Share the fucking pie, dipshit.
Anonymous No.530489221
>>530488698
Her neck is perfect for deepthroats.
Anonymous No.530489246
>>530488907
Deltarune is a furrycore game and it's proud of it
Anonymous No.530489279 >>530491881
Why do so many of the spamtenna fics on ao3 make Tenna fat? I don't understand
Anonymous No.530489293 >>530489885
>>530487958
Kris keeps the knife between his ass cheeks
Anonymous No.530489338
>>530489112
oooooh so cute
Anonymous No.530489342 >>530489568
from what we know about toriel, shes actually useally a pretty strict helicopter that keeps a close eye on kris, so her getting drunk like that probably isnt something she does often, so its not like this is an ongoing thing she does
Anonymous No.530489351 >>530489575 >>530489913
Sans has also been nothing but antagonistic towards Kris too.
Anonymous No.530489353
>>530488907
I've been wondering if its something related to monsters not having magic in this world
Anonymous No.530489370
Sans needs to fuck Toriel, he deserves it, he's the reason undertale is good.
Anonymous No.530489374 >>530489601 >>530489676
https://youtu.be/P6cmbsql2TQ
At lot of people are thinking that this is the dream Toby had that started the whole Deltarune thing. I personally think the same. It has a very Xenoblade quality to it, if you know what I mean.
Anonymous No.530489402
I'm eating kiwi for the first time.
It's so good I could cry.
Thank you for sharing this experience with me, /utg/.
Anonymous No.530489442 >>530489523 >>530489573 >>530489781
Tenna will fuck Toriel in chapter 5.
Anonymous No.530489447
>>530487623
God Bratty was so much hotter in Undertale
Anonymous No.530489467
>>530488676
>Sans POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLWQmVDCGiw
Anonymous No.530489484
https://files.catbox.moe/4n12cp.jpg
YOUR L O N G
Anonymous No.530489523
>>530489442
he would genuinely treat her right
Anonymous No.530489568
>>530489342
Why are you lying. Krisโ€™ reaction says it all, and Flowey and Rudy both corroborate the fact that Toriel is a drunkard.
Anonymous No.530489573
>>530489442
tenna will get pegged by toriel in chapter 5
Anonymous No.530489575 >>530489854 >>530490015 >>530490201 >>530490520
>>530489351
hes not really being antagonistic at all, its mostly harmless joshing, which kris should know how to deal with consider they themselves are a seriel prankster
Anonymous No.530489589
>KRIS I'M WATCHING YOUR STREAM WHY YOU LAUGHIN
>TENNA JUST CALLED HIMSELF GLOOBY KRIS
>THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL AS HELL
Anonymous No.530489601 >>530489717
>>530489374
>lot of people are thinking that this is the dream
where are these lots of people?
anyway, the dream specifically was THE ENDING TO A GAME. Not a random scene, the ending. We don't know what that dream was... because we don't have the ending to the game, and that clearly wasn't the ending to Deltarune we played.
Anonymous No.530489674
Asgorefags can't get over Daddy walking out on them
Anonymous No.530489676 >>530489805 >>530490140
>>530489374
>Susie holding kris' hand when she leads
>Ralsei walking with his hands behind his back
Really chapter 4 would have been peak if it weren't for the pumpkin ruining the vibe midway through
Anonymous No.530489717
>>530489601
Hope the dream was the player having sex irl with their fave.
Anonymous No.530489747 >>530489951 >>530489968
What do you think of my chapter 5 secret boss Weihnachtsmann? You'd let him deliver presents to your home instead of an angel right? (Some countries believe angels deliver presents during christmas instead of Santa so the Deltarune town would be the type to believe in the angel rather than santa)
Anonymous No.530489781
>>530489442
He won't be there to do it because he will be fucking me instead, sorry but that's just the rules
Anonymous No.530489801 >>530490007
>>530489112
only if they make up later
Anonymous No.530489805
>>530489676
YOUR TOO TOO
Anonymous No.530489845 >>530490101
>>530489202
Make Berdly resemble a bird monster instead of just being a lazy furry anthro. Not have 4 generic anthro deer furries, 5 generic anthro cat furries, 3 generic anthro bunny furries...
>>530489081
None of them resemble classic RPG mobs
Anonymous No.530489854
>>530489575
Get his cock out of your mouth, faggot.
Anonymous No.530489885
>>530489293
boysmell knife...
Anonymous No.530489913
>>530489351
He's the Ugly Bastard from the NTR manga now.
Anonymous No.530489951 >>530490440
>>530489747
He looks like he would give ralsei a mountain of character development
Anonymous No.530489968
>>530489747
He looks huggable and angels are gross. I'll give him a chance.
Anonymous No.530490007
>>530489801
his lap looks so inviting here
Anonymous No.530490015 >>530490814
>>530489575
"I already befriended your mom last night" should be the point at which you, anon, should start to realize when is it someone who's laughing with you, and who's just a bully mocking and demeaning you. The point at which he eats Kris' dinner should have been the beyond doubt point, yet still here you are.
Anonymous No.530490101 >>530490376
>>530489845
So you want berdly to be a snowy kinda bird? That would be funny. You still havenโ€™t given any answers on what they should be, only what they should not.
Anonymous No.530490140
>>530489676
I think the pumpkin added just a tiny bit of levity, thats what seperates Deltarune from all its fan creations, it knows when to undercut itself and when to play it straight
Anonymous No.530490201
>>530489575
>its mostly harmless joshing
Whenever someone makes a joke, anon, ask yourself what's the punchline.
Anonymous No.530490216
Sans will start making his moves on Susie and Noelle in chapter 5.
Anonymous No.530490323
>>530486054
I think the arm was probably sacrificed in the ritual that summoned FRIEND
Anonymous No.530490352
>>530483964
Toby himself said Kris was Oesterd.
Anonymous No.530490363
>>530488907
I mean some of those guys are still in Deltarune. The Fire girl, the hand and jaw monsters, Froggit, Shyren... The Fire guy from Hotland...
Anonymous No.530490376
>>530490101
Snowdrake is a cool design and it's a clever pun reminiscent of classic RPG enemies, yeah that'd be great if the monsters looked more in line with other Undertale designs.
Anonymous No.530490382
the reason sans is depress in undertale is that he misses being a true jerk to Kris
Anonymous No.530490405 >>530490548
Please Toby let it be real.
Anonymous No.530490440
>>530489951
Yeah, he's meant to be similar to what Ralsei and Asriel have. Being that off-putting lookalike of someone Kris knows yet they're clearly not the same person.
Anonymous No.530490483
Does anyone have the susie meme where she's depicted as a little kid tormenting her dad by going like "father I require milk from the chocolate cow" or something like that
Anonymous No.530490489 >>530492290
Someone should make a Preacher parody called โ€œFeacherโ€ with Tenna and the Mikes
Anonymous No.530490512
>>530487141
*little sister.
Anonymous No.530490520 >>530507750
>>530489575
Kris never ranked anyone besides the girl he has a crush on's sister. That's not what a serial prankster is.
Anonymous No.530490531 >>530490693 >>530490694
Sans Undertale is NOT Sans Deltarune.
Look at the tracks "It's raining somewhere else" and "The place where it rained"
While Sans is talking to you in Undertale during his date, it's also raining in Hometown.
And he's still in Hometown when it rains there.
Case closed, stop with this stupid headcanon.
Anonymous No.530490548 >>530490640
>>530490405
>forgives Asgore remarries
En Englis por pavor
Anonymous No.530490621
NEED they/them bussy
Anonymous No.530490640
>>530490548
Just assume there was supposed to be an "and" there.
Anonymous No.530490658
Anonymous No.530490661 >>530491073
i've seen these arguments before, they're probably bait at this point, and i have said this before, but i will say it again anyway
if you have a roommate, bringing someone home, letting them eat your roommate's leftovers, and playing music and having loud sex while they're trying to sleep is an incredibly rude and inconsiderate thing to do to them
at a minimum, this would also be an incredibly rude and inconsiderate thing to do to one's child
Anonymous No.530490693 >>530490763
>>530490531
Sans leitmotif is in both songs because he's on a date in both. Amazing.
Anonymous No.530490694 >>530490742
>>530490531
Gerson tells you every headcanon is canon
Anonymous No.530490704
Anonymous No.530490708 >>530490858 >>530491012
Undyne vs Noelle as the better lesbian is not even close, Noelle is a bitch who crushed on the bully of her supposed friend and clearly don't give a shit about Kris, forces that same crush to play on her dead sister guitar and want to strangle a clearly autistic bird, but Undyne? her biggest flaw was not wanting her bestie to not get hurt, one is a mentally ill fucker with daddy, mommy and sister issues while the other is a tough warrior!
Anonymous No.530490742
>>530490694
Then Kris is a dude.
Anonymous No.530490763 >>530491019 >>530491221
>>530490693
>Sans was fucking a loli and a hag at the same time.
Anonymous No.530490783 >>530493121
Sans was operating under his father's orders.
Anonymous No.530490803
Anonymous No.530490814 >>530491414
>>530490015
because your mom jokes are the epiotome of antagonishm
Anonymous No.530490850 >>530491060
Anonymous No.530490858
>>530490708
Undyne my FUCKING HERO is totally kicking ass in a hundred different ways inside the shelter and will be the one to prove Asgore correct and exonerate him publically.
Anonymous No.530490970 >>530491202 >>530491489
Kris should be happy he is going to have a happy family again.
Anonymous No.530491012
>>530490708
>as the better lesbian
Carol told me Noelle is looking forward to seeing me (male) at the festival, though. She's not even a real lesbean
Anonymous No.530491019 >>530491793
>>530490763
Frisk is a shota.
Anonymous No.530491060
>>530490850
imagine the sex
Anonymous No.530491071 >>530491306
WHATEVER YOU DO
DO NOT POST KNIGHT BUTT
Anonymous No.530491073 >>530491303
>>530490661
For the sake of your child it's common sense not to introduce strange men to them because it's confusing, demoralizing, and creates a massive sense of instability. For a single parent introducing a new partner to your children is a big step and not something you do until after several dates. Even the most dysfunctional people on earth know this.
Anonymous No.530491086
Gote beans
Get your gote beans
Anonymous No.530491186 >>530491573 >>530492974 >>530493015
Sometimes I forget why there are humanfags, then I whack it to Chara or something for a couple hours, and I get it again.
Anonymous No.530491202 >>530491489 >>530491929
>>530490970
>he is going to have a happy family again.
Anonymous No.530491206
imagine the doggy style sexโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.530491221
>>530490763
Sans wants Kris&Toriel oyakodon for the sole purpose of getting to make the shitty pun
Anonymous No.530491249 >>530491668
Addispam is CUTE! I miss addispam!
Anonymous No.530491303 >>530491741
>>530491073
kris is like 16 their not going to be confused by "strange men"
Anonymous No.530491306
>>530491071
no ass
Anonymous No.530491319 >>530491449 >>530491475 >>530491478 >>530491565 >>530491725 >>530491776
Why Kris doesn't just run off to live with Asgore is beyond me. Why the SOUL doesn't force Kris to run off to live with Asgore is beyond me.
Anonymous No.530491414
>>530490814
That's a fight on my block
Anonymous No.530491449 >>530491659
>>530491319
>Why Kris doesn't just run off to live with Asgore is beyond me
Asgore can't afford to feed himself or pay rent.
Anonymous No.530491475
>>530491319
Half y'all souls also crave the goats is why.
Anonymous No.530491478 >>530491659 >>530491776
>>530491319
Asgore can hardly feed himself, anon. How the hell is he gunna look after a kid?
Anonymous No.530491489 >>530491704
>>530490970
>>530491202
Such a happy family.
Anonymous No.530491565 >>530491763 >>530491767
>>530491319
We are always welcome at the Holidays
Anonymous No.530491573
>>530491186
You can never go wrong with Girl Chara
Anonymous No.530491620
sans will be vindicated when chapter 5 starts with him baking kris a tasty and delectable quiche for breakfast
Anonymous No.530491659
>>530491449
>>530491478
Asgore could grow moss for Kris.
Anonymous No.530491668
>>530491249
he looks so non-mentally ill
Anonymous No.530491669
Anonymous No.530491704
>>530491489
Asriel is going to work together with Kris to kill him.
Anonymous No.530491725
>>530491319
Anonymous No.530491741
>>530491303
You're a creep
Anonymous No.530491763
>>530491565
>We
She was speaking specifically to (Us), Kris isn't welcome. I don't know about you guys but my Soul meets with Carol every night. She can't be the Knight because she gets my DETERMINED DICK and thus wouldn't be acting up.
Anonymous No.530491767
>>530491565
yeah but then he has to see Carol "I groom children into starting the apocalypse" Holiday
Anonymous No.530491776
>>530491478
>530491478โ–ถ
>>>530491319
>Asgore can hardly feed himself, anon. How the hell is he gunna look after a kid?
Asgore without food? you kidding right?
Anonymous No.530491784 >>530491895 >>530491954
Now that Ralsei has decided to hope, when do you think his toolkit pivot to a DPS mage will happen?
Anonymous No.530491792
https://youtu.be/Zo0lLk_tvlg?si=HZ6dsy1DoDThHd1k
Anonymous No.530491793 >>530491985 >>530492176
>>530491019
Wrong. Loli.
Anonymous No.530491854 >>530492043 >>530492116 >>530492246 >>530492536
Really, I think you guys are overreacting about Sans and all. Besides, we all like to make the sex jokes but we havent seen any evidence that they were going to fuck.
Anonymous No.530491881
>>530489279
Can you post links to all the fanfics where Tenna is fat so I know not to read them and can block them? Picrel, it's a image of Tenna letting himself go and turning into a total fatback CRT, which I definitely look down upon and find upsetting.
Anonymous No.530491895
>>530491784
Probably when more titan stuff happens
Anonymous No.530491929 >>530492017
>>530491202
>Worthless shit kidโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.530491954 >>530492121
>>530491784
Until Ralsei starts casting Flare and Meteor like a Black Mage I don't want him in my party
Anonymous No.530491985 >>530492479
>>530491793
Nah, you're wrong
Anonymous No.530492010 >>530492097
what could have possibly happened in deltarune that turned sans from "lmao hey kid i like your your mom want some shit from my store?" to "dude i dont even fucking care anymore go fuck yourself or be nice whatever"
Anonymous No.530492017
>>530491929
this implies kris was raped and hangs themself and asriel becomes karate master...
Anonymous No.530492043 >>530492157
>>530491854
We literally hear Sans and Tori fucking at the end of chapter 4, hell, even Susie joined in.
Anonymous No.530492053
please sans continue mindbreaking evil kiddos
Anonymous No.530492056 >>530492386
Sans and Toriel are just friends. They didn't fuck, you're crazy, that was just drunken laughter
Anonymous No.530492097
>>530492010
he fumbled toriel
Anonymous No.530492116
>>530491854
>but we havent seen any evidence that they were going to fuck.
See >>530487381
Anonymous No.530492121
>>530491954
What're the chances we get a chapter full of enemies we can't spare or recruit?
Anonymous No.530492157
>>530492043
susie grabbed sans' dick, pulled it out of toriel and then jammed it into herself using toriels pussy juice as lubricant...
Anonymous No.530492176 >>530492731
>>530491793
Thatโ€™s a cross dressing 5 year old. Iโ€™m calling the Police Chief. Heโ€™s an expert when it comes to these kinds of creeps that target kids.
Anonymous No.530492240 >>530494286
ahh, Tenna in a black suit
Anonymous No.530492246
>>530491854
They were fucking. Stop coping.
Anonymous No.530492289
I think kris should be abused and/or raped by the SOUL in later chapters to continue the themes of having no control over their life or body autonomy. and it should be onscreen
Anonymous No.530492290
>>530490489
>Voice of God but it's the "real" Mike/a half Angel half Devil offspring some Gaster fuckerygiving Tenna the power to command others
>Ramb (Irish forme) as Cassidy, the vampire
>Spamton as Tulip (Preacher-Tenna's fiancรฉ and someone who's good with guns, engineers things, and does dangerous jobs and heist)
Holy kino
Anonymous No.530492296 >>530492412 >>530492578
how the fuck do i wait a year for the next chapter to release how did og fans do it
Anonymous No.530492302
Anonymous No.530492386
>>530492056
>Sans and Toriel are just friends. They didn't fuck
LMAO see >>530487381
Anonymous No.530492412 >>530492665
>>530492296
I just sleep and dream of Spamton and Tenna sandwiching me...
Anonymous No.530492443 >>530492705 >>530493002 >>530504560
Anonymous No.530492453 >>530492665 >>530492880
Imagine if they both thought the live pipis would just multiply itself indefinitely but one day it hatches into an actual baby
Anonymous No.530492479
>>530491985
That's after she grows up.
Anonymous No.530492494
the game is finally playable
time to restart chapter 3 cus i fucked up
Anonymous No.530492536
>>530491854
>to my knowledge
Toriel already has a history of being loose/party animal when drunk (and she's drunk). Then there's the sound effects that seem to match the royalty-free moan sound effects the devs cross referenced (someone else has the links but it is a modest rabbit hole).
Anonymous No.530492550
Not to be an asshole to Toby, but isn't development of this game taking a lot longer than normal?
Don't get me wrong, I love how chapter 3 and 4 turned out, but 2 years per chapter feels like a lot of time compared to the ammount of content in game (as good as it is)
I really, REALLY hope chapter 6 doesn't take another 3 years after chapter 5
Anonymous No.530492564
it's mr Sans for you
Anonymous No.530492578
>>530492296
For chapter 2 I was around like 2 years and then dipped, chapter 3-4 is gonna be easy
you just wait.
Anonymous No.530492613
>>530469007
It's an AU.
Anonymous No.530492665
>>530492412
I do the same but I imagine sandwiching Spamton and Tenna too (I am literally giving them delicious, freshly made sandwiches)
>>530492453
My crack theory is (whatever hatches from) Ms. Pipis is one of the possible candidates for the "girl" in the prophecy.
Anonymous No.530492685 >>530492889 >>530494628
Anonymous No.530492705
>>530492443
i wish dess would rough house with me like that
Anonymous No.530492731
>>530492176
Too bad, you can't rebinary Kris. Dess won.
Anonymous No.530492830
>>530485937
susie literally says everyone bleeds
noelle also bleeds
Anonymous No.530492836
>>530486097
Anonymous No.530492856 >>530492926 >>530492947 >>530493025 >>530493047 >>530493126 >>530493321 >>530495279 >>530497270
Anonymous No.530492871 >>530493157
Anonymous No.530492880
>>530492453
their kid would totally have tenna as the favorite parent
Anonymous No.530492889
>>530492685
Everyone gets 1 (one) grain of Gaster to love and cherish across time and space
Anonymous No.530492926
>>530492856
>average krisfag
Anonymous No.530492947 >>530493154
>>530492856
>him
You are now banned from /r/Deltarune.
Anonymous No.530492974 >>530493192
>>530491186
a couple hours? jesus christ man i do it in 2 minutes
Anonymous No.530493002
>>530492443
Dess and Kris love to play wrestle
Anonymous No.530493004 >>530493528
shadowguy sexo
Anonymous No.530493015 >>530494041
>>530491186
I wish Chara would sit on my face.
Anonymous No.530493025
>>530492856
Fuck this guy in particular for wanting to be in a friendly classroom with charming fictional characters
Anonymous No.530493047
>>530492856
H-HIM??? THAT'S MISGENDERING!
Anonymous No.530493057 >>530493273
>monsters seem to bleed in deltarune because they're made of pure magic
>sans bleeds in undertale
>monsters use toilets in deltarune because they're not made of pure magic
>sans apparently has access to toilet paper in undertale since he's selling concert tickets made of toilet paper

I've got a theory. Sans Undertale pisses and shits. Further proof he's from Deltarune.
Anonymous No.530493076
Wake up
Lick and kiss all over Kris' pelvic area
Go back to sleep
Anonymous No.530493121
>>530490783
Nice try but Sans hasn't seen his father in 30 years
Anonymous No.530493126
>>530492856
That's just a personalized copy of Deltarune with a male Kris
Anonymous No.530493154 >>530493363
>>530492947
>wanting to post on reddit in the first place
Faggot
Anonymous No.530493157 >>530493237
>>530492871
The girls in Azzyโ€™s life are all crazy bitches.
Anonymous No.530493192 >>530493305 >>530493391
>>530492974
They must call you the texas ranger because youre a quickshot
Anonymous No.530493237 >>530493430 >>530493447 >>530495402 >>530496104
>>530493157
Anonymous No.530493273 >>530493384 >>530493715
>>530493057
MIKE, SHOW THIS ANON THE PISS & SHIT THEORY WHICH HAS ALREADY EXISTED FOR YEARS
Anonymous No.530493305
>>530493192
i like just getting it over with full speed ahead
Anonymous No.530493321
>>530492856
i don't like looking at this image. i DEMAND you to delete it FORTHWITH!
Anonymous No.530493363
>>530493154
Toby please make them get back together...
Anonymous No.530493384 >>530497831 >>530498290
>>530493273
Instructions unclear, contemplated Tenna taking a big piss while his microphone is still on and everyone hearing it
Anonymous No.530493391 >>530493495
>>530493192
Some of us have busy schedules sometimes and can't afford to spend hours gooning (it's probably bad for your health too)
Anonymous No.530493430 >>530493816
>>530493237
BPD pussy has a such a hold on him that itโ€™s a multiversal constant.
Anonymous No.530493447 >>530493603 >>530494041
>>530493237
If Dess does end up being a chara equivalent she may end up being the worst character.
Anonymous No.530493480
Desstiny is a stripper's name
Anonymous No.530493495
>>530493391
A true aristocrat has the affluence to whack it for the goddess as she deserves
Anonymous No.530493504 >>530493945 >>530494041 >>530494083
Did Fave cry when Optimus Prime died in Transformers the Movie 1986?
Anonymous No.530493516 >>530493634 >>530493709 >>530493736 >>530493848 >>530494145
Kris cried and jerked off in their sheets when Azzy and Dess fucked 10 feet away from him.
Anonymous No.530493528 >>530493625 >>530494221
>>530493004
Anonymous No.530493569
Susie telling the aristocrats joke
Anonymous No.530493603
>>530493447
if she's just someone whose identity (You) can steal then it's fine
Anonymous No.530493625
>>530493528
Yes.. haha.. YES
Anonymous No.530493634
>>530493516
Like Mother like son?
Anonymous No.530493709
>>530493516
kris wanted that goatdick
Anonymous No.530493715
>>530493273
Fine, maybe I'm not the first to have the idea. But I can confirm it now. Sans fucks our mom in Chapter 4, which means he must have a dick. The very SAME dick he would need to have to piss with. Toby is spelling it out for us.
Anonymous No.530493736 >>530493798 >>530494145
>>530493516
Your inconsistent use of Kris' pronouns creates a humorous impression that Kris jerked off into Asriel and Dess' sheets as they were fucking.
Anonymous No.530493798
>>530493736
they were in his bed, there's less clutter there
Anonymous No.530493816
>>530493430
Asriel and Spamton really are similar
Anonymous No.530493818 >>530493913 >>530494194
Anonymous No.530493848
>>530493516
he wishes that they were both using him
Anonymous No.530493873
>>530487521
toby pays autistic attention to soul metaphysics thoughever
monsters in UT don't have physical bodies and thus don't bleed
Anonymous No.530493913 >>530494121
>>530493818
Asriel with the camera in one hand and his hard cock in other.
"Say cheese~"
Anonymous No.530493945 >>530494006 >>530494023 >>530494057 >>530494547
>>530493504
I've drawn myself crying into fave's chest over a different Transformers character, this post is making me feel weird.
Anonymous No.530494006
>>530493945
I won't judge.
Anonymous No.530494023 >>530498794
>>530493945
I wish to see that drawing. Please post that drawing.
Anonymous No.530494041 >>530494253
>>530493015
...Same, imagine being her chair when she starts sweating in gamer rage or being a body pillow she can cling and smother when its too cold outside.
https://files.catbox.moe/ie8o8f.png

>>530493447
That would be exceedingly ironic if the Chara x Noelle fag (not joking) from early Ch2 days was right in shipping Chara with a doe in some way.

>>530493504
Sadly can't remember when I first watched the movie, that said when I listen to the OST and it plays... Heart strings are strung.
Anonymous No.530494057
>>530493945
mad mew mew is my favorite transformer
Anonymous No.530494083
>>530493504
We were too pissed off at Hot Rod.
Anonymous No.530494121
>>530493913
>asrier watching dess fuck kris
Oh my god...
Anonymous No.530494145
>>530493516
He should be inbetween them instead
>>530493736
>The 10+ foot long bed sheets
Anonymous No.530494162 >>530494341 >>530494364 >>530495654
>krisrielpedos turning into kressrielpedos
>proving my point about pedophilia being about violating children with the sex preference being secondary
>which is to say, pedos infest the straggot, faggot, and bifag populations alike
Very very interesting
Anonymous No.530494194 >>530495848
>>530493818
What are they playing?
Anonymous No.530494221 >>530500558 >>530500880 >>530500893 >>530501157 >>530503363
>>530493528
What is the lore relevance of all Shadowguys having either cat or rabbit ears?
Anonymous No.530494231
Anonymous No.530494253
>>530494041
UNF
Anonymous No.530494286
>>530492240
He looks good in everything!
Anonymous No.530494341
>>530494162
Youโ€™re telling me some shotacons exist? What a revelation
Anonymous No.530494364
>>530494162
You take things to seriously
Anonymous No.530494419 >>530494491 >>530494782
The only bad part about these threads are the Tenna x Spamton coomers that can't be easily filtered.
Anonymous No.530494443 >>530494751 >>530494812
This thread swings between de/ss/ and "if you wanna fuck kris you're a heckin' pedo" like every 6 hours.
Anonymous No.530494476 >>530494806 >>530494891
I would let Dess groom me ngl
Anonymous No.530494491
>>530494419
https://youtu.be/0cLh2nRu_KM
Anonymous No.530494539
the only bad part of these threads is nothing i love you all
Anonymous No.530494545 >>530494686 >>530494735 >>530494917 >>530495106 >>530505483
Who wins this?
Anonymous No.530494547
>>530493945
Tennafag or Ralseifag?
Anonymous No.530494628
>>530492685
What he's not counting on is me kidnapping him (lovingly) to have him all for myself
Anonymous No.530494686
>>530494545
the roaring knight solos neg diff
Anonymous No.530494735 >>530495106
>>530494545
Masked man easily, the frauding knight is weak in the light world, and if you bring masked man into a dark world he is easily 7-9x stronger than the knight. He can call down lighting, REAL lightning, He's too strong
Anonymous No.530494751 >>530494885
>>530494443
something something timezones
Anonymous No.530494759
Anonymous No.530494782
>>530494419
Honestly I used to have a bit of a problem with it, but then I realized if they can fetish post then I can too (and so can you!)
Anonymous No.530494806
>>530494476
I definitely would if she had milkers like those.
Anonymous No.530494812
>>530494443
Ghislaine, Jeffrey "killed himself" years ago. You have to move on.
Anonymous No.530494858 >>530494976 >>530495065
imagine all the naps they had together after a show
Anonymous No.530494885
>>530494751
Is one timezone specifically retarded then?
Anonymous No.530494891 >>530495004
>>530494476
Thatโ€™s because youโ€™re a grown adult, and not a little kid who looks up to her.
Anonymous No.530494917
>>530494545
Anonymous No.530494976 >>530495661
>>530494858
AIEEEEEE I-IS THAT TWO MIDDLE AGED MEN AND NOT A CHILD BEING DIDDLED? I'M GONNA LOSE IIIT HELP ME MOLDESSTERMAN I'M PEDOING OUT
Anonymous No.530494982 >>530495350
Anonymous No.530495004
>>530494891
NTA but I remember how I used to be, I would've let her touch me
Anonymous No.530495065
>>530494858
I want them
Anonymous No.530495106
>>530494545
as >>530494735 says, klaus can shoot ACTUAL lightning
real knife ain't got shit on ACTUAL lightning
Anonymous No.530495157 >>530495304
Dess is going to be another dumb looking chinaman-yellow human
Anonymous No.530495201 >>530495374 >>530495538 >>530496072 >>530496316 >>530496587
Anonymous No.530495231 >>530495568 >>530498946
Not enough TV love ITT, I'm disappointed
Anonymous No.530495279
>>530492856
Woah, where did you get this screenshot of My Deltarune from?
Anonymous No.530495304
>>530495157
honestly dess being undynemom'd but doe unto reality would be based
Anonymous No.530495309
>>530484817
More than anyone else, Papyrus had his personality shaped by his environment.
Anonymous No.530495350 >>530496082
>>530494982
Cute boys being cute boys :3
Anonymous No.530495374
>>530495201
>Ralsei RUINED
>Noelle fixed
Hmmmm.
Anonymous No.530495390 >>530495494 >>530495558 >>530495986
kris groomed dess
Anonymous No.530495402 >>530495649 >>530495701
>>530493237
That's his sibling, not his girlfriend
Anonymous No.530495494
>>530495390
>two stripes on jacket
that is the vessel, not kris, trust me
Anonymous No.530495530 >>530495602
weirdly relaxing day today
post your best deltarune characters with respiratory infections
Anonymous No.530495538
>>530495201
Anonymous No.530495558
>>530495390
sexy dess
Anonymous No.530495568 >>530495643
>>530495231
Anonymous No.530495602
>>530495530
Wh-why would I want gaster to have a respiratory infection anon?
Anonymous No.530495643
>>530495568
SMASHED AND SPAMMED
Anonymous No.530495649 >>530495885
>>530495402
Don't tell these creeps anon, they're accuse of being a fag for not liking incest (Chara isn't a girl either)
Anonymous No.530495654
>>530494162
Very telling
Anonymous No.530495661
>>530494976
That's it. FLASHBANG YOU DORK!
Anonymous No.530495701
>>530495402
Reminder
Anonymous No.530495725
Anonymous No.530495848
>>530494194
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LTwMbfDcEQ
Anonymous No.530495849 >>530496037
Anonymous No.530495885 >>530496002
>>530495649
Kris hates these two
Anonymous No.530495897 >>530496050
>asgore and toriel
>king and queen
>tenna and spamton
>lanino and elnina
>kris and noelle
what is tobert's obsession with divorce?
Anonymous No.530495962
Kriselle and Susly.
Nothing else matters.
Anonymous No.530495963 >>530496109
Anonymous No.530495986
>>530495390
Ageswapped Kris should get together with OG Dess and bring the two smaller versions along with them too
And then they should have weird selfcestuous group sex
Anonymous No.530496002
>>530495885
kris is like get me away from these snarky snappy victims
Anonymous No.530496037 >>530496435
>>530495849
Lay off the chocolate, fatty
Anonymous No.530496050 >>530496768
>>530495897
Clearly Toby lived through one
Also King and Queen isn't really that
Anonymous No.530496072
>>530495201
>Fanart assumes Kris is male
twitter would GENOCIDE this person
Anonymous No.530496079
>*Iโ€™m sorry Noelle, but your sister was just hasty. She was always that way.
>*Youโ€™ll forgive your hasty sister, wonโ€™t you?
Anonymous No.530496082
>>530495350
You get it
Anonymous No.530496104 >>530496509 >>530496901
>>530493237
Dess getting GASTERED was the best thing that could have happened to Asriel
Anonymous No.530496109
>>530495963
Wait who is that on the right there... Zoo wee mama....
Anonymous No.530496234
>>530488101
It's not fitting with the current story but this is an interesting direction to take things.
Anonymous No.530496316
>>530495201
I'd hate this boy doe so much for stealing my big purple dragon dick.
Anonymous No.530496435
>>530496037
no... eat more....
Anonymous No.530496509 >>530496590 >>530496896
>>530496104
what is with asriel and mean bitches?
Anonymous No.530496587 >>530496717 >>530496808 >>530498929
>>530495201
Male Noelle would be despised. Though it makes me think of there was a third holiday sibling they'd be named Nico. After Saint Nicholas
Anonymous No.530496590
>>530496509
Bitches always the thiccest
Anonymous No.530496717 >>530497237 >>530498817
>>530496587
there used to be Noel posting
Anonymous No.530496768 >>530496860 >>530496954
>>530496050
toby's parents are still married though
Anonymous No.530496808
>>530496587
you know nicholas/nick are just normal names, right
Anonymous No.530496818
Anonymous No.530496860
>>530496768
he longs for the sadkino of divorces
Anonymous No.530496895
till death do us part
Anonymous No.530496896
>>530496509
meek bitches are inherently drawn to the most mentally unstable giga chads/stacys they can find. its why noelle was best friends with kris and was to have her face ripped off by susie
Anonymous No.530496901
>>530496104
that is probably my favorite depiction of adult/more grown asriel ever
Anonymous No.530496905 >>530497103
I haven't even played deltarune, I just think the characters are cute.
Anonymous No.530496952
Anonymous No.530496954
>>530496768
Uuuuuuuuuuuh then he had a really detailed dream where he lived an entire second life and one of the things he lived through in that liife was a divorce and it was the same dream where he saw the ending of Deltarune
Anonymous No.530497038
toby only knows how to write three types of romance. gays, divorced, and divorced gays
Anonymous No.530497056 >>530497223 >>530497581 >>530498017
โ€ฆ
Anonymous No.530497103
>>530496905
you should try playing it, you'll realize that theyre even cuter
Anonymous No.530497223
>>530497056
Kris levitating in the air with a tall crack in the wall behind them :)
Anonymous No.530497237 >>530497359 >>530498015
>>530496717
Sex with Noel
Anonymous No.530497270
>>530492856
What a lovely Deltarune.
I'm glad someone managed to get theirs.
Anonymous No.530497359
>>530497237
>brown heart
kekd
Anonymous No.530497373 >>530497439
MTT has bipolar and the sides of him we see in UT and DR represent mania and depression respectively.
>โ€MORE DRAMA! MORE ROMANCE! MORE BLOODSHED!โ€
>โ€Hahaโ€ฆ as if someone could be a fan of a โ€œnobodyโ€ like me.โ€
Do you agree?
Anonymous No.530497439 >>530497625
>>530497373
No and I think it's stupid to give every character a personality disorder, these things are not that common in real life
Anonymous No.530497581 >>530497752 >>530497905
>>530497056
piloting a corpse is much easier than piloting a retard, so uh thanks i guess
Anonymous No.530497625
>>530497439
Anonymous No.530497715 >>530498193
Asgore using fire magic to light up the campfire on our cooking trip, slowly turning to Asgore and asking him to say that again when he mentions he forgot to grab the "burgers and truck keys" before he closed the garage, kissing Asgore's shoulder to make it better after the contents of a box he was lifting spilled out onto it (he was completely unharmed)
Anonymous No.530497752 >>530497845 >>530498306 >>530499336
>>530497581
Kris and the soul share all damage they receive
Anonymous No.530497821 >>530498281 >>530498612
anyone else feeling mentally drained but in a good way
Anonymous No.530497831 >>530498213
>>530493384
Uufff, imagine his huge sigh of relief as he's doing that
Anonymous No.530497845
>>530497752
then i'm just gonna refuse and make him not die
either way this ain't working for him
Anonymous No.530497905
>>530497581
Weekend at Krisโ€™
Anonymous No.530498015
>>530497237
Noel was the first time I've ever enjoyed r63 anything. Very hot as a male character
Anonymous No.530498017 >>530502808
>>530497056
>Toriel walks in
>"KRIS GET DOWN FROM THERE. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE PART OF THE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS THIS YEAR."
>Kris reluctantly unties the complex knot system that made it seem as if they were being hung but still allowed them to breathe
Anonymous No.530498193
>>530497715
Wholesome
Anonymous No.530498213 >>530499053
>>530497831
Now I'm picturing him making dad noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-cnYNJuE3g
Anonymous No.530498235
post mettaton canon ftm juicy ass
Anonymous No.530498281
>>530497821
No, it's a pretty bad way right now...
Anonymous No.530498290
>>530493384
>* Alright folks, I'm back!
>* ...
>* ...why is everyone giving me that weird look?
>* ...
>* ...!
>* My WHAT was still on?!
>* They heard all of it?!
>* MIKE!
Anonymous No.530498306
>>530497752
nah, the SOUL would be reliant on Kris not getting downed then, I think it just needs any other potential vessel to keep it from dying
Anonymous No.530498490 >>530498613 >>530498636 >>530498854 >>530498916
Oops! Spamton was trying to steal your car, but couldnโ€™t get it started, and ended up trapped in your car in the extreme summer heat. Heโ€™s banging on the window begging to be let out. What do you do?
Anonymous No.530498496 >>530498885 >>530499196 >>530499539
>>530488907
>literally every single weirdo one-off UT monster that you think is based off an epic dnd mob (they weren't, they were all either random or based off snes jrpg mobs knowing toby), appears in hometown in the light world at some point, the few that haven't yet will by the end
>this is a game about all new characters with new designs in new contexts not your drab dnd western fantasy #2309495824
>literally none of the characters are generic furries but noelle at a stretch and undertale had way more (catty and bratty, burgerpants, qc, goat senpai even if they do have a thematically cool concept, gay royal guards, tons of furry npcs etc all originated there in case you forgot)
>even the most 'furry' new deltarune characters like tasque manager and miss mizzle are super fun unique concepts that aren't generic furries at atll, the latter's even a water elemental for your dnd wankery
>almost all the by-far most memorable and beloved characters like the main bosses and secret bosses are freaky humanoids, robots, puppets, none of them are even slightly furry except King who's like 5% bulldog 95% badass monster
>susie, the actual main character of the story and most beloved char, is obviously supposed to be a Monster with a capital M representing the most generic human idea of what a 'monster' is, the big toothy purple people-eater under the bed, if you think she's 'furry' that's on you
>the only other blatantly furry character is ralsei who obviously is an asriel alternate that represents the same kinda mix of satan goat imagery and sweet innocent angel lamb imagery

yeah i think you might be slightly retarded im sorry but if you pretend not everything has to be 'badass cool oldschool nerd dnd!!!!!!!' to be not embarrassing to like fantasy-wise as an adult (which is already a whole cam of worms) you will be a much happier person
Anonymous No.530498572 >>530498701
Kwisp and Sooz
Anonymous No.530498612
>>530497821
Not feeling the bobbed hair. Maybe an inverted bob with a nape that's buzzed down to short fuzz. Or go full Karen-cut like her mother.
Anonymous No.530498613
>>530498490
Push the car out from under the shade
Anonymous No.530498636
>>530498490
Let him out. I don't want to find out what my car will smell like if he's been dead in there for even a few minutes.
Anonymous No.530498642 >>530499996
>10:40 pm
>not tired because i fucked up my sleep schedule and now get tired around 4 am
Anonymous No.530498701
>>530498572
susie with the childhood friend buff? noelle might as well pack her bags now
Anonymous No.530498758 >>530499848
>>530483561
Papyrus knows what the sun is when youโ€™re alone with him in his room- he just acts like he doesnโ€™t know when he is with Sans. The same dialogue where he talks about green grass indicates that he really just pretends to be retarded around Sans. Reminder that if you abort Genocide in an update he also implies he has gaster blasters but just chooses to avoid using them.
Anonymous No.530498794 >>530498835 >>530499105 >>530499251 >>530499334 >>530499782 >>530500132 >>530501896
>>530494023
No, sorry, you can have this instead. It's not porn, just a doodle of Papyrus and Asriel I won't finish.
https://litter.catbox.moe/xy9qfr.jpg
Anonymous No.530498795
What if you saw your Fave's floating head icon in random spots as you went about your day, in public and about, and you could collect it and be transported to a tree level where you can collect fruit and extra lives?
Anonymous No.530498812 >>530499075 >>530503083 >>530503419
fucker ate my tomatoes
Anonymous No.530498817
>>530496717
Brocon Noelle Holiday AU, my beloved
Anonymous No.530498835
>>530498794
cute
Anonymous No.530498854 >>530499418
>>530498490
I see him, I slowly walk inside the house, slowly pour a bucket of cold water, slowly bring it to the car, let him out, and dunk him into the bucket
Anonymous No.530498885
>>530498496
i actually intended to use a susie image like this to illustrate my point but my brain scrolled past that damn pancake image and couldn't help but post it again anyway lmao
Anonymous No.530498916
>>530498490
Get in the car, drive us towards the nearest bridge at high speeds and make sure we both fall off of it while still in the car
Anonymous No.530498929 >>530499123 >>530499157 >>530499848
>>530496587
>Male Noelle would be despised.
I literally cannot imagine the sort of hate campaigns there would be against male Noelle, specially if Susie stayed a girl so it was a straight couple with no yuri or yaoi "muh toxic ship" people to latch onto it. The ultra needy and simpy attitude towards Susie, being a total doormat, I can guaran-fucking-tee you no one would even try to defend the "Forced" comment, everyone would universally agree m!Noelle is a toxic friend that uses Kris to get close to his crush because Kris did the entire job of opening Susie up to being befriended... God I wish that was the case, it'd be hilarious. People would be demanding Toby change whatever the script is to have m!Noelle fail.
Anonymous No.530498946 >>530499449
>>530495231
Sorry I've been busy reading fanfics of him and spamton fucking
Anonymous No.530499053
>>530498213
>it seems today
>is violence in movies
>And sex on TV
Tenna really is a family guy...
Anonymous No.530499075 >>530499374 >>530503419
>>530498812
I wonder what type of butterfly he'd turn into...
Either way I'd give him as many plants as he wants until he becomes a chunky boy and later turns into a big, strong butterfly
Anonymous No.530499105 >>530499248
>>530498794
Feeling incredibly gay for that Asriel
Anonymous No.530499123
>>530498929
Nah, people would self-insert and call him a chad with a heart of gold
Anonymous No.530499157 >>530499576
>>530498929
i bet kris/m!noelle toxic yaoi would've soared though
Anonymous No.530499196
>>530498496
No one mentioned dnd you retard malboros is final fantasy
Anonymous No.530499248 >>530499561 >>530499827
>>530499105
is there hope for me then?
Anonymous No.530499251
>>530498794
based and saved
Anonymous No.530499332
https://files.catbox.moe/out5hk.mp3
made something I thought'd fit with Carol Holiday
Anonymous No.530499334
>>530498794
Any drawing's a good drawing! Thank you! ^_^
Anonymous No.530499336
>>530497752
yeah but i dont actually get hurt...probably...
and anyway if kris gets hurt too bad i can just go back and fix him
hes not exiting this mortal coil long as im in charge
Anonymous No.530499374
>>530499075
What if he never turns into a butterfly but instead turns into a horned beeTVle and a Spam-beetle or Spam-butterfly keeps sneaking into the enclosure to lay eggs
Anonymous No.530499418
>>530498854
Thermal shock!!!
Anonymous No.530499421
>>530487910
okay how about this
Anonymous No.530499431 >>530499854 >>530501590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1ZsLwMN5Js
Good Silvagunner cover.
Anonymous No.530499449 >>530499636 >>530499731
>>530498946
any good ones? i've been procrastinating on reading one called Beyond Repair, not porn tho
Anonymous No.530499539
>>530498496
angy
Anonymous No.530499561 >>530499692
>>530499248
Your linework is nice and clean, and the designs feel in character.
You're pretty good.
Anonymous No.530499576
>>530499157
It really would have. I bet Krisriel would have never happened in fact
Anonymous No.530499636
>>530499449
is anyone compiling Tenna side profile pictures? that shit always cracks me up pic unrel
Anonymous No.530499692 >>530499827 >>530500012
>>530499561
no i meant because im a fat fuck
Anonymous No.530499731
>>530499449
I've mostly been reading porn lately but I have a few cute sounding ones saved on my backlog and that one.
Anonymous No.530499782
>>530498794
This is great stuff. Solid asriel design
Anonymous No.530499827
>>530499248
Plenty more than there is for me, friend...
>>530499692
Oh wait, that's what you meant, sorry but I'm only into fat guys with fur.
Anonymous No.530499828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ea8JzhH2Ho
Anonymous No.530499848 >>530500073 >>530508942
>>530498758
He really entertains Sans as much as Sans thinks heโ€™s entertaining him.

>>530498929
All the same, a number of people would find it hot. โ€œShy masochist boy who is actually toxicโ€ definitely has its niche as long as it isnโ€™t portrayed purely as a gag.
Anonymous No.530499854 >>530500885
>>530499431
i can't get over the mini deltarune event yesterday ending in a fucking space jam rip of guardian
worst part is that thanks to the whole titan human head thing it actually made sense for once
Anonymous No.530499938 >>530499990 >>530500160 >>530500393
Anonymous No.530499990
>>530499938
HE'S MUTATING
Anonymous No.530499996
>>530498642
stay up all night tonight, then hit the sack at 9 tomorrow.
Anonymous No.530500012
>>530499692
Oh, definitely.
Weight is nearly as big of a factor as people make it out to be.
Anonymous No.530500073 >>530500781 >>530502590
>>530499848
Kieran from NuPokemon is a good example. His entitled pathetic incel behavior is played entirely straight and he ended up a hit among fans.
Anonymous No.530500132 >>530500313 >>530501446
>>530498794
I'm glad that someone out there does collegePapyrus stuff
Anonymous No.530500160
>>530499938
he's becoming some king of...rock lobster...
Anonymous No.530500313
>>530500132
Sans suggesting that Papyrus will show up when Asriel does really makes me hope the two were friends in contact with one another before the internet went down. Would fit with muh parallels of Flowey being Papyrusโ€™s โ€œbest friendโ€ too.
Anonymous No.530500339 >>530500514 >>530502000
I got my tonsils out today
Anonymous No.530500383 >>530500607 >>530501032
Uh oh! Spamton just collapsed in front of you and may or may not be dead. However, you canโ€™t know until you check. Will you help him? What do you do?
Anonymous No.530500393
>>530499938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywthKNqI7uI
Anonymous No.530500514 >>530500729
>>530500339
I still have mine and I poke them with Qtips to purge them of tonsil stones
Anonymous No.530500558 >>530500929
>>530494221
Probably just a shadowpuppet joke.
Anonymous No.530500607
>>530500383
i lean down to check on his breath but he jumps and rips my jaw out with his teeth, killing me instantly
Anonymous No.530500714 >>530500782 >>530501056
I'm gonna be honest, every artist side profile of Tenna where you can see just his mouth slightly open and his nose makes him look more like a smiling friends character.
Anonymous No.530500729
>>530500514
I just use the finger method, go from the bottom up to get them lil shits out
Anonymous No.530500781
>>530500073
I sincerely wish he would have gone full villain and tried to kill us
Anonymous No.530500782
>>530500714
He seems like he would fit in an episode of Smiling Friends.
Anonymous No.530500880
>>530494221
know another shadowcat?
it might represent the two "perspectives" of the darkners that "the two" played with, one is the Cat and the other is the Rabbit
Anonymous No.530500881
After Noelle told me I'd make a cute reindeer, she's been telling me to imagine myself as a reindeer that looks suspiciously similar to herself. I'm going to have to take my foot off the gas.
Anonymous No.530500885
>>530499854
>Get dunked on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxDRxNwgRgA

Also a Ruder Buster for the "unironically good rips" playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CUnY7MpzU
Anonymous No.530500893
>>530494221
Those antennas on old TVs (like the kind Tenna has) were called "rabbit ears"
Anonymous No.530500929
>>530500558
>Shadow guys represent shadow puppets.
>Shadow puppets require you to make hand shapes.
>Making shapes can be turned into a language.
Damn man. didn't know they had Gaster relations.
Anonymous No.530500947 >>530501031
Anonymous No.530501031
>>530500947
wish i had a bf
Anonymous No.530501032
>>530500383
I approach cautiously with a wad of cash and a water bottle in hand and ask if he's alright before moving closer
Anonymous No.530501056 >>530501230 >>530501576 >>530501595 >>530502424
>>530500714
what are you talking about dude that's just what he looks like
Anonymous No.530501083 >>530501173 >>530501678
The way Susie GRASPED at the knife by the edge like that was... curious.
Anonymous No.530501157
>>530494221
Did you know? Deltarune fact, shadow guys originally have giant rabbit ear under "Hair Wig". Creator Toby Grunting saw vision from god telling him "the simpsons are fucking stupid. add rabbit ears, dipshit" and he was Cursed to add them. Look up pop culture fact, it is True! Simpsons ear #fact.
Anonymous No.530501173 >>530501419
>>530501083
her palm was on the flat, fingers gripping the side
Anonymous No.530501230 >>530501383 >>530502015
>>530501056
why does spamton torture him this much.....
Anonymous No.530501251
Mike, send in the dancing lobsters
Anonymous No.530501253 >>530501441
wish i had literally anybody
Anonymous No.530501378
Anonymous No.530501383 >>530501691
>>530501230
9 months in his pipis womb and it looks like its stupid TV dad...
Anonymous No.530501419
>>530501173
Oh so she's got technique you're saying?
Anonymous No.530501441 >>530501697 >>530501718
>>530501253
we could have eachother
Anonymous No.530501446
>>530500132
Since he can't build puzzles or traps in Deltarune, I like to think he'd study mechanical engineering or something similar. Or something that would allow him to work with cars.
Anonymous No.530501469 >>530501620 >>530505186
Anonymous No.530501576 >>530502015
>>530501056
Idk man, just the side view where i can see his lips jutting out makes me think of any side profile shot of Charlie. Man really just is a smiling friends character if you look at him just right.
Anonymous No.530501590
>>530499431
It's peak
Anonymous No.530501595 >>530502424
>>530501056
big feet
Anonymous No.530501620
>>530501469
CUTEE
Anonymous No.530501678
>>530501083
That shot of Kris pulling out the knife and pointing it directly at Susie is 100% foreshadowing
Anonymous No.530501691
>>530501383
tenna has strong genes
Anonymous No.530501697
>>530501441
dont get my hopes up
i am neither a goat nor a gender nonbinary with they them pussy
Anonymous No.530501718 >>530501940
>>530501441
this better be femKris
Anonymous No.530501734 >>530502058
Do you think spamton lays the pipis and then tenna fertilizes it separately or does it require penetration to produce fertilized pipis first?
The one in Tenna's drawer is fertilized, and if we don't have spamton, we can take it. It will have to hatch eventually. What will it become?
Anonymous No.530501896
>>530498794
But Sans has 1HPโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.530501940
>>530501718
That's the power of having specific quantities of gender
Anonymous No.530502000
>>530500339
He looks like a superstar!
Anonymous No.530502015 >>530502203
>>530501576
>>530501230
https://youtu.be/5zaRKNEmzrI?feature=shared
Anonymous No.530502020 >>530502237
culo
Anonymous No.530502036
Best part about Tenna side profile is seeing his cute little lips
Anonymous No.530502058 >>530502125
>>530501734
>Do you think spamton lays the pipis and then tenna fertilizes it separately or does it require penetration to produce fertilized pipis first?
both can happen, but for a more intimate approach, spamton prefers to lay his pipis inside tenna because they found out tenna can also fertilize them like that for some reason, no extra semen needed. Darkner anatomy is either very weird or spamton's pipis just will find any way they can to get fertilized.
Tenna also enjoys that process because he likes to feel full and secretly likes explaining to other darkners that the babies inside him are spamton's
Anonymous No.530502098 >>530502253
Visions of kralsei... kralsei fluffies...
Anonymous No.530502125
>>530502058
what the fuck are women
Anonymous No.530502203 >>530503174
>>530502015
i swear to god i saw an animatic of this with spamtenna but i lost the link
Anonymous No.530502220
If the shelter has a dark world in it and Kris went into the shelter dark after the end of chapter 3 would Ralsei not be able to show up there too
Anonymous No.530502237 >>530502640
>>530502020
why did kris do that smile once then never again
Anonymous No.530502240 >>530502347 >>530503318
every once in a while i think that gaster, FRIEND, and your vessel might not actually have any importance to deltarune and then i remember that oh yeah toby fox is writing this story not scott cawthon
Anonymous No.530502253 >>530502737
>>530502098
Wish I had a beautiful schnoz like that instead of disgusting upturned snub nose
Anonymous No.530502318 >>530502446
Wanted to add another relevant image
Anonymous No.530502347 >>530502586 >>530502668
>>530502240
In the MANTLE minigame, why would the white cloak be missing her antlers?
Anonymous No.530502395 >>530502830
o no thars a scary storm outside says fave
Anonymous No.530502424
>>530501056
>>530501595
bigger
Anonymous No.530502446 >>530502660 >>530502838
>>530502318
relevant to the side lips or the pregnancy topic
Anonymous No.530502496 >>530502691 >>530502832 >>530502879 >>530502963 >>530503151
mettaton makes me want to transition to a man
Anonymous No.530502519 >>530502686 >>530503378
nobody is buying these, right? Nobody cares about these guys
Anonymous No.530502551 >>530503147 >>530505116 >>530505705
>we don't need [[easels]] or [[CRTs]]
>we'll turn those [schmoes] and [daves] into [rosen graves]
>kris art therapy
>kris known to have violent tendencies
OK, now I get why Kris was so shaken up by the spamton fight in normal route. Spamton knows what Kris did and why he had to go to art therapy, and compared it to himself with being betrayed by Tenna.
Anonymous No.530502571
Anonymous No.530502586
>>530502347
it's an idealized version of noelle, so it wouldn't have antlers of any other visual consequence of her being trans.

(the rest of the deer are also trans, rudy's antlers are prosthetics)
Anonymous No.530502590
>>530500073
He's a cute shota with a sexy sister thoughlyeverbeit
Anonymous No.530502640
>>530502237
he was getting butterscotch cinnamon pie that night
Anonymous No.530502660
>>530502446
Not him but I'm assuming both.
Anonymous No.530502668
>>530502347
so Noelle doesn't know she's Noelle
Anonymous No.530502686 >>530503007
>>530502519
We get it bro, let it go.
Anonymous No.530502691 >>530502760 >>530502857
>>530502496
Chances are you'll get too much T and start balding, and being a balding manlet is essentially life's expert difficulty mode. Just be a tomboy instead, it's not all it's cracked up to be
Anonymous No.530502737
>>530502253
Ralsei wishes you would love yourself as much as he loves you
Anonymous No.530502760 >>530502950
>>530502691
nothing wrong with being kitsuragi kim
Anonymous No.530502785 >>530503154
i just figured out you can resize images via nearest-neighbor instead of always just bicubic in paint.net after having used mspaint to resize images and then moving those resized images back to paint.net for well over 2 years
i'm a fucking retard
Anonymous No.530502808
>>530498017
>complex
all you do is get a harness under your clothes and hang yourself from the harness
Anonymous No.530502830
>>530502395
I will cuddle and soothe fave until it passes
Anonymous No.530502832 >>530503119
>>530502496
no girl be butch with me
Anonymous No.530502838
>>530502446
Just the lips I'm not into mpreg, that's just a fat Tenna to me
Anonymous No.530502854
>still no spamtenna sex mod
Anonymous No.530502857 >>530503179 >>530503475 >>530503902 >>530504084
>>530502691
but if I was male like mettaton then I could be glamorous and it would be cool instead of being like a whore
Anonymous No.530502879
>>530502496
That's weird.
Anonymous No.530502904
If you would be my fluffy boy
I can be your long-lost soul
I could call you Ralsei
and Ralsei when you call me, I can stuff your holes
Anonymous No.530502949
Anonymous No.530502950
>>530502760
Alright if you'll be kim I'll try and grow a set of mutton chops and be your harry
Anonymous No.530502963
>>530502496
If you manage the perfect balance you could become the twink everyone would want to fuck
Anonymous No.530503007
>>530502686
No one will mourn them
Anonymous No.530503083
>>530498812
I ship it
Anonymous No.530503113 >>530503140 >>530503301 >>530503303
Anonymous No.530503119
>>530502832
okay
Anonymous No.530503140 >>530503381
>>530503113
what the fuck happened
Anonymous No.530503147
>>530502551
Spamtons shop that Noelle finds nostalgic is the art therapy room.
Anonymous No.530503151 >>530503735 >>530511013
>>530502496
transitioning from female to male doesn't make you a cool glamorous david bowie rockstar it makes you a 5'2 balding Faggot with a capital F with a patchy beard and no sex drive and permanent scars on your chest and a massive permanent scar on your arm if you also want to get a piece of meat stapled to your crotch that will inevitably go gangrenous and fall off eventually and will never feel any pleasure. also it will shoot piss in all directions like a shower head.
you go, girl.
Anonymous No.530503154
>>530502785
I pray god offer mercy on your soul.
Anonymous No.530503158
>In chapter 4 when reading the Girl prophecy, Susie gets so excited at finding love that she sprints ahead and leaves Kris behind and fighting alone.

If this is not foreshadowing, I don't know what it is.
Anonymous No.530503174
>>530502203
I know which one you're talking about and I also lost the link. I was hoping some super dedicated spamtennafag would post it.
Anonymous No.530503179 >>530503370
>>530502857
I understand what you mean, sometimes I fantasize about being a male whore, working as a bartender in a gay bar, dressing immodestly and receiving huge tips. Just do your best to dress as a man
Anonymous No.530503301 >>530504947
>>530503113
How much hate would Toby get if he pulled a Drawn to Life with the ending of Deltarune
Anonymous No.530503303
>>530503113
Time to do something unoriginal and overdone and start spouting coma theory.
Not really though, those a gay as fuck
Anonymous No.530503318 >>530503459
>>530502240
If Scott Cawthon wrote Undertale/Deltarune
>Gaster would exist solely for people to make theories and wouldn't have any actual relevance to the plot
>Spamton would be a book only character
>Flowey would be heavily implied to be the main villain of Deltarune to the point of showing up physically and only when Chapter 4 comes out would the Knight actually show up without any explanation (you need to read Deltafrights #12: Sans Fucking Kills You to understand)
>People would only find out about Chara's name from a crossword puzzle in a spinoff book
>There'd be a hidden eighth human SOUL that's stronger and more important than the rest of them combined
>There'd also be another hidden Royal Scientist before Gaster and Alphys who was the real smartest monster ever who they just stole from all this time
>The final boss of Undertale would be himself because that's the best thing he can come up with regarding meta commentary
>Tenna would be hyped up as being extremely important to Chapter 3 of Deltarune and then only show up two times total
>He'd hear people correctly guess Dess as being the Knight and then make it Noelle instead to shock people
Anonymous No.530503363
>>530494221
Considering the other Simpsons references in 3/4 I thought it was a nod to Marge in the old arcade game.
Anonymous No.530503370 >>530503584
>>530503179
What, why would anyone fantasize about something like that??
Not judging just confused
Anonymous No.530503378
>>530502519
I recently learned this guys are guest designs, I guess that explains why the look kind off
They also didn't do much, or anything really, in chapter 2
Anonymous No.530503381
>>530503140
Squid Games
Anonymous No.530503384 >>530503851
Anonymous No.530503419
>>530498812
>>530499075
>I wonder what type of butterfly he'd turn into...
Anonymous No.530503459 >>530503624
>>530503318
also the full game would have been out by now and wouldn't have been in development hell for at least 2 years, but go off queen.
Anonymous No.530503473
Mettaton makes me want to transition from a man into a David Bowie.
Anonymous No.530503475
>>530502857
what you have to understand is you will never be male. Just like a man can never be a female. You can be a woman who has damaged her body with hormones and surgical mutilation, but it ends there. The best way to achieve the kind of fulfillment you're looking for is to accept your biological sex and improve your body in other ways, like working out and finding a sense of style that makes you happy.
Anonymous No.530503494
https://x.com/taffypointby/status/1940622311960543470
Anonymous No.530503548 >>530503630 >>530503679 >>530503715 >>530503863 >>530504079 >>530504345 >>530504569 >>530509942
>i wish i could go to the Deltarune world so i could amaze them with my knowledge
>"and how do we access the shelter?"
>i don't know
Anonymous No.530503584 >>530503773 >>530504264 >>530504878
>>530503370
Being desired, being transgressive, turning heads in a good and bad way, it tickles me
Anonymous No.530503591
Anonymous No.530503624
>>530503459
tony inculta takes his time to cook scott cawthon doesn't, he rushes that shit fast
Anonymous No.530503630
>>530503548
Power saw, TNT, sledgehammers, crowbars
Anonymous No.530503679
>>530503548
chapter 6 will be ai-assisted and randomly generated. trust
Anonymous No.530503707
Anonymous No.530503715
>>530503548
>guy explaining electricity to the ancient Romans
Anonymous No.530503735 >>530503874
>>530503151
That's why you just half ass it and play it by vibes
https://files.catbox.moe/sz574p.jpg
Anonymous No.530503773 >>530504052
>>530503584
anon if you want attention just go walk around naked
Anonymous No.530503851
>>530503384
That one anon who used the words "barren womb" when talking about wanting fuck carol and cum in her still haunts me.
Anonymous No.530503863
>>530503548
>the SOUL before running over Sans in his truck
Anonymous No.530503874 >>530503926
>>530503735
wow, a dime-a-dozen onlyfans whore who uses muh he/him pronouns to try and stand out. how "vibe-y."
Anonymous No.530503876
Anonymous No.530503902 >>530504372
>>530502857
You can also just do that, just construct yourself a gender that works for it.

Case in point, Kris pulls exactly this off in the guitar hero minigame, and they're literally minmaxing their gender.
Anonymous No.530503926
>>530503874
Exactly
Anonymous No.530503990
When was the last time Carol genuinely smiled? If ever?
Anonymous No.530504015 >>530504131 >>530504138 >>530504339
first time playing the game. I'm pretty sure I've heard or read about it before but I just talk to all of the "enemies" i've encountered so far. without spoiling anything, that's a viable thing to do until the end, right?
Anonymous No.530504052
>>530503773
As always, I am misunderstood
Anonymous No.530504065 >>530504105 >>530504739 >>530504981
Anonymous No.530504079 >>530509790
>>530503548
>"and how do we access the shelter?"
>you don't, the Shelter isn't actually a real place
Anonymous No.530504084
>>530502857
If you're thinking like this you're never gonna make it as a man, sorry.
Anonymous No.530504105
>>530504065
I'll push something in him alright
Anonymous No.530504107 >>530504256
>>530488907
There's a fire family in chapter 1 that orders a Christmas log in the diner. Some of them are still around.
Anonymous No.530504131 >>530504323
>>530504015
why are you asking this retarded, obviously bait question? it's literally in the description of both undertale and deltarune on steam and any other store you can buy them from that you can defeat enemies by talking to them. it's the selling point. kill yourself.
Anonymous No.530504138 >>530504323
>>530504015
Sometimes you will have to fight, but it's usually very obvious about it.
Anonymous No.530504232
Carol's portrait looks alright, but her sprite looks hideous
I wonder which is canon...
Anonymous No.530504247 >>530504561
I am YEARNING again. PINING. Leaning against a windowsill and sighing WISTFULLY. Consumed within the deep chasm of my own LONGING.
Anonymous No.530504256 >>530506613
>>530504107
They're all background characters. All the main cast bar sans and the Dreemurs
are furries and not JRPG monsters
Anonymous No.530504264
>>530503584
>I hate my parents
You're in the undertale/deltarune thread, we already know
Anonymous No.530504323
>>530504131
who reads those
>>530504138
cool thanks for not being a dick about it
Anonymous No.530504339
>>530504015
there are a few enemies that you can't win against without fighting, but the game will clearly telegraph this. it'll cross out the mercy bar, tell you directly to attack the enemy, etc.
Anonymous No.530504345
>>530503548
>Easy, Kris' dad owns a flower shop. we are gonna need the fertilizer bags but fair warning though, this is gonna get us on a list or thrown in prison.
Man it would be so easy to solve every problem if i wasn't limited by the fact games have limits.
Anonymous No.530504372
>>530503902
kris is so neat
Anonymous No.530504429 >>530504516 >>530504617 >>530504805 >>530505306
Reminder that in a 1v1, Tenna would kick Spamton NEOs ass with his ability to switch channels
Anonymous No.530504516
>>530504429
ainโ€™t nobody asked lil broโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.530504560
>>530492443
They did this a lot on her bed too
Anonymous No.530504561
>>530504247
same, i should get drunk tonight
Anonymous No.530504569
>>530503548
Susie's Razor that shit
Anonymous No.530504617
>>530504429
what if they FUCKED instead.....
Anonymous No.530504739 >>530504981
>>530504065
ralsei dont do that
thats bad
somebody's gonna see you and is gonna do something bad
Anonymous No.530504790 >>530504861
Tenna side profile
Anonymous No.530504805
>>530504429
Anonymous No.530504861
>>530504790
Extra large amount of whip cream for a fat tv, fitting
Anonymous No.530504878
>>530503584
That sounds like an awful way to live, at least to me, no offense
I don't really get it but I wish you the best in finding whatever makes you happy
Anonymous No.530504934
Guys I love the pipins so much they are the only normal enemies I think about occasionally. Funny little cheating guys.
Anonymous No.530504947
>>530503301
once the roaring happens, it all disappears. the voice runs out; your voice, their voice. and finally you realize, that you are all alone. alone in the dark.

but wait, aren't you forgetting something? something important?
you ARE, aren't you?
DON'T FORGET
SHE'S WITH YOU IN THE DARK
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS FIND HER
Anonymous No.530504978 >>530505702
>Point a gun at Ralsei pre-chapter 4
>"I-If you think it's a good idea, haha!"
>Point a gun at Ralsei after chapter 4
>"Do it."
Anonymous No.530504981 >>530505904
>>530504065
>>530504739
It's fine there's nothing there anyway.
Anonymous No.530504996
Anonymous No.530505017
>>530484974
that's why him being Gaster makes so much sense.

>currently absent
>involved with creating the story literally so Susie is following in his footsteps
>if rouxls is Papyrus-related, it makes even more sense
>one of the known Gaster apperances is a dinosaur/dragon skull (gaster blaster)
Anonymous No.530505089 >>530505414
Anonymous No.530505116 >>530505391 >>530505705
>>530502551
Anonymous No.530505186 >>530505278
>>530501469
Why does he not like his fujo co-worker? Wouldn't they be bonding over their shared interest in Tenna?
Anonymous No.530505254
mwah
Anonymous No.530505278 >>530505460
>>530505186
she wants tenna to go back to spamton and fuck in front of her
he's a mega faggot over tenna
Anonymous No.530505306 >>530505432
>>530504429
Tenna wins by switching to the Cooking Channel and setting Spamton NEO as the customer so he gets stuffed with a big stack of food and is too full and fat to fight
>PLOT TWIST!
While Tenna approaches to gloat about his victory, Spamton makes new pipis and shoots them right into his mouth, making him bloated with many pipis that shoot out mini versions of the food sprites and replicate inside Tenna's stomach!
Neither of them can move without great difficulty now. The battle is a stalemate and Jevil runs out in his night cap and sleeping gown to yell SHUT THE FUCK UP but then he sees two big fat sexy robots and gets very aroused
Anonymous No.530505391 >>530505705
>>530505116
>The room between
Anonymous No.530505414
>>530505089
Jevil and the soul trying not to laugh is great.
Anonymous No.530505415 >>530505535 >>530505948 >>530506404
Anonymous No.530505432 >>530506271
>>530505306
Anonymous No.530505460
>>530505278
It seemeth to moi that a throuple is in ordere to resolve the Quarrele
Anonymous No.530505483
>>530494545
If we're going off straight damage numbers, Knight would one-shot Chapter 6 Claus who only has 5000 HP with her cutscene attack that fucked up Tenna.
Anonymous No.530505535 >>530505793
>>530505415
kris needs a tutu
Anonymous No.530505601 >>530505948
Gort...
Anonymous No.530505626 >>530505730 >>530505748 >>530505793
wait it chapter 5 is all about asgore going to dark world, what are the chances he goes to castle town and meets tenna?
Anonymous No.530505702
>>530504978
>post-chapter 5
>"Do it, pussy."
Anonymous No.530505705
>>530502551
>>530505116
>>530505391
Anonymous No.530505730 >>530505835 >>530506289 >>530506567
>>530505626
GOD the astenna fujo posting will be DELICIOUS
Anonymous No.530505748
>>530505626
Zero because he dies during the flower king shop dark world
Anonymous No.530505793 >>530506289
>>530505535
there's one with a dress
>>530505626
Won't happen, because you let tenna get adopted.
...right?
Anonymous No.530505835 >>530506547
>>530505730
I'm not quite sure Astenna would beat Spamtenna
Anonymous No.530505904
>>530504981
nvm ralsei do do that so i can feel how soft your bum is
Anonymous No.530505948
>>530505415
>>530505601
pretty boy...
Anonymous No.530506000
The angel motifs of Noelle are at odds with the fact that she wants to be a baddie that wears dark makeup next to her rock music and wants to go through a grimdark phase
Anonymous No.530506164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo8a32dSIOg
Anonymous No.530506189 >>530506242 >>530506378
what if asgore commits suicide in deltarune just like how he literally kills himself in undertale
Anonymous No.530506242
>>530506189
I can see it happening during the snowgrave route but that's it.
Anonymous No.530506271
>>530505432
Praise be to our FAT Lightner Flower King for influencing the dark realms' fatass ans fat ass energy with his sheer fatassery
Anonymous No.530506289
>>530505730
it would be cute....
>>530505793
>spoiler
i love him anon. why would i let him go?
Anonymous No.530506378 >>530506438
>>530506189
Asgore is an impenetrable fortress of stoicism, the king's chariot cannot be stopped
Anonymous No.530506404 >>530507610
>>530505415
luv my goat
simple as
Anonymous No.530506438 >>530506816 >>530507417
>>530506378
he literally commits suicide right in front of you in undertale
Anonymous No.530506547 >>530507283
>>530505835
Spamtenna is just your average toxic frenemies bl

Astenna is two divorced dads, whose exes are partially responsible for the other's divorces getting ugly, and with unending insecurity as their one remaining character trait. It's levels of toxic codependency that spamtenna can never dream to even touch.

Also it will ruin spamtenna stans, which is always a plus.
Anonymous No.530506567 >>530506787
>>530505730
>Spamton and Tenna go on a double date with Asgore and Rudy in Castletown or a larger Hometown Dark World
>Things start getting steamy
>Half-Lightner pipis with antenna, antlers and/or goat horns spawn
Dear god
Anonymous No.530506598 >>530506725 >>530506771 >>530508667
Ok, imagine for Chapter 5, we're in Asgore's Flower shop, and its a dark world. But instead of his sad, fat usual self, he's pic rel, and unironically gives new-gen one-liners about how doesn't actually miss Toriel and that he's proud to be a free monster. All while the flowers he's been talking to have literally soaked up all of his insecurities and fears and we have to help him fight them.
Anonymous No.530506613
>>530504256
...maybe that's why the Darkners exist...
Anonymous No.530506725
>>530506598
>asgore is a disembodied voice in the shop
Anonymous No.530506771 >>530506860
>>530506598
forgot pic
Anonymous No.530506787
>>530506567
Stop that. Stop it right now.
Anonymous No.530506816 >>530506890 >>530506917 >>530507008 >>530507417 >>530508806
>>530506438
No he chooses death so that you can escape the underground
Anonymous No.530506860
>>530506771
Me when people ask me to draw the girls skinnier.
Anonymous No.530506890 >>530507413 >>530507417
>>530506816
yeah but he still literally fucking kills himself right in front of you
like completely without your input if you mercy him he kills himself
of course this only happens after flowey promises not to kill him the next time around
Anonymous No.530506892
Anonymous No.530506917 >>530507413
>>530506816
That doesn't really make it any less killing himself you'll find
Anonymous No.530507008 >>530507073 >>530507413
>>530506816
He kills himself and abandons his responsibility to his people to leave you (human child he met five minutes ago) to deal with instead
Anonymous No.530507073
>>530507008
Good filename
Anonymous No.530507154
if the pipis are spamton's children, is this his cloaca?
Anonymous No.530507197 >>530507423 >>530507568
Poop tenna
Anonymous No.530507225
>Toriel took the kids
>But I took an upper-decker in the family toilet and framed Kris
>(MegaDeth plays)
Anonymous No.530507238
Being Asgore must suck in Undertale. Every time you go into your house there's a ton of monsters there telling you the story of how your son died.
Anonymous No.530507283
>>530506547
I like both and have thought about Spamgore as a crackship before (predicting Spamton using Asgore as a Tenna standin while Asgore uses Spamton as a Toriel standin, to the point of having Spamton turn NEO, eat a lot of fattening snail pies, and dress up in party clothes like a younger Tori did to seal the illusion.)
Anonymous No.530507398 >>530507568 >>530508491
Anonymous No.530507413 >>530507618 >>530507803 >>530508547 >>530509429
>>530506890
>>530506917
>>530507008
>defeat him in battle
>decides to give up so that you can have your freedom at least
Is this like some zoomer thing I'm not understanding? Like is the concept of a noble sacrifice just alien to the new generation?
Anonymous No.530507417 >>530507879
>>530506438
>>530506816
>>530506890
Anonymous No.530507423 >>530507568
>>530507197
>They're coming out of the pipes
Anonymous No.530507568
>>530507398
>>530507197
>>530507423
Anonymous No.530507594
>>530483964
The player is Streibough and Kris is Oersted if Oersted actually did something to justify the betrayal
Anonymous No.530507610
>>530506404
in case anyone wonders if having a bf is like this
it is
not that particular position because men are heavier than you'd expect but vibes-wise it is like that
Anonymous No.530507618 >>530507947
>>530507413
literally no one is criticizing him for that we're just saying that he killed himself
like you objectively cannot argue against that he does kill himself in a certain route in undertale
you're overthinking it
Anonymous No.530507705 >>530507898
goodnight
Anonymous No.530507750 >>530507817 >>530508026
>>530490520
Kris pranked Berdly according to the Sweepstakes
Anonymous No.530507803 >>530507947
>>530507413
Attempted noble sacrifice into "live and attone by making the world better with your own two hands" replaced playing it straight as the default version of that trope almost 20 years ago now, it's more a tumblr millennial thing. The actual zoomer thing is living in a post-truth society and calling asgore a quitter anyways.
Anonymous No.530507817 >>530508026
>>530507750
and multiple times at that according to noelle's blog
Anonymous No.530507879
>>530507417
Hey, it's ending to undertale yellow.
Anonymous No.530507898 >>530508250 >>530508351
>>530507705
Goodnight gotefren
Anonymous No.530507947 >>530508039 >>530508547
>>530507618
>>530507803
I'm not going to attempt to understand your generation's way of thinking, you should read more books though
Anonymous No.530508026 >>530508134
>>530507750
>>530507817
Are these seriously not canon? Noelle's blog especially because it pretty much spells out the ShadowMantle Route in Ch3.
Anonymous No.530508039
>>530507947
>rent free
Anonymous No.530508134 >>530508408
>>530508026
>Are these seriously not canon?
Who said they're not canon?
Anonymous No.530508159 >>530508319 >>530508437
Argentenna
Anonymous No.530508250
>>530507898
That is a wondrous way to draw Ralsei i believe iโ€™ll be stealing this
Anonymous No.530508319 >>530510221
>>530508159
Spamton brasileiro
Anonymous No.530508351 >>530510010
>>530507898
Do you guys think Ralsei without glasses will ever come up again?
Anonymous No.530508358 >>530508441 >>530508740
Painful truths. Chapter 3>Chapter 4.
Anonymous No.530508408 >>530508510 >>530508607
>>530508134
I've heard a bunch of people scream about anything to do with sweepstakes or holidaygirl1225's blogs being non-canon. I never bought that, things lined up way too smoothly and were confirmed in Ch3.
Anonymous No.530508437
>>530508159
Lupin in a wig
Anonymous No.530508441 >>530508698 >>530508789
>>530508358
And chapter 2> everything else. Chapter 4 was kind of meh honestly it felt like it came from a more generic game
Anonymous No.530508491
>>530507398
NO
Anonymous No.530508510
>>530508408
it's secondary canon because of newest girl
Anonymous No.530508547 >>530509429
>>530507947
>>530507413
It's a tough case for Asgore. On one hand I think it's way too harsh to just go
>well he was just passing the problem onto Frisk lmao
but also it's not a fully selfless sacrifice either. It's actually pretty selfish of him to take the easy route but at the same time it's very sympathetic because goddamn the man is broken and has been broken for a long ass time and the dude was stuck in a shitty catch 22 situation.

Anyways my theory about chapter 5 is that it'll be Asgore having to realize that his family is broken and accept that he needs to move on. For the normal route this will be in healthy way where he accepts that Toriel and him are done (and probably bang Mad Dummy desu) while in Snowgrave it'll probably lead to him killing himself to both parallel his UT suicide and to drive in how fucked the Noelle mind break stuff is somehow.
Anonymous No.530508592
UwU
Anonymous No.530508607 >>530508652 >>530508675
>>530508408
>I've heard a bunch of people scream about anything to do with sweepstakes or holidaygirl1225's blogs being non-canon. I never bought that, things lined up way too smoothly and were confirmed in Ch3.
Those people are retards since they very clearly are canon and are referenced in game somewhat. Toby wouldn't put out anything he doesn't want to be cannon.
Anonymous No.530508652 >>530508740 >>530508797 >>530508832
>>530508607
Anonymous No.530508667
>>530506598
This but Catty is hungover and sore from a long night of sex when Kris walks in.
Anonymous No.530508675
>>530508607
Bold of you to think toby learned from skaianet
Anonymous No.530508698 >>530510597
>>530508441
I think Chapter 3 could've been a contender for the title if Toby released the full version as a standalone again instead of gutting it for le badass grandpa xD and susie is so freaking epic XDDDD
Anonymous No.530508704
i think susie would be a good wife
Anonymous No.530508740
>>530508358
I think chapter 3 got a bad rap at first because a lot of people must have missed either the egg room or the s room stuff their first time since that's where all the meat of the chapter really is. Otherwise you're just left with a lot of good character set up for 4 and beyond but sandwiched bunch a of minigames.
>>530508652
>Critically important
So it's just backstory to flesh things out but not important to understanding anything.
Anonymous No.530508780
i think ralsei would be a good wife
Anonymous No.530508789 >>530509418 >>530509826
>>530508441
Chapter 2 is still the best yes. 3+4 only had one stand out character each with Tenna and Gerson. Chapter 2 had Queen, Noelle, Berdly, AND Spamton.
Anonymous No.530508797
>>530508652
not too important, not too unimportant
Anonymous No.530508806
>>530506816
underrated
Anonymous No.530508832
>>530508652
>not canon
>nothing too important
but nothing too unimportant. It's canon, if anything he's saying it's not needed for the game's story and he'd be right, but it gives needed context for figuring it out. If it wasn't canon there would be no point to any of it.
Anonymous No.530508917
i think spamton was a good wife *starts crying and my tears turn into electric bullet attacks*
Anonymous No.530508942 >>530509105 >>530509112 >>530509632
>>530499848
Yeah, a male Noelle would be more controversial with the general audience but the presence of the weird route would drive certain people absolutely feral.
Anonymous No.530508948 >>530509032 >>530509356
The kind of person that becomes Ralseifag or Kralseitard is the same kind of mongoloid that falls in love with ChatGPT
Anonymous No.530509032
>>530508948
Susie would fall in love with ChatGPT
Anonymous No.530509105
>>530508942
Noel deflowering on JP xitter would do numbers.
Anonymous No.530509112 >>530509278
>>530508942
mindbreaking the toxic masochist buck...
Anonymous No.530509278 >>530509373 >>530509385
>>530509112
Weird route definitely would have been called "buckbreaking route" by some people if noelle was male btw
Anonymous No.530509356
>>530508948
>angy
Anonymous No.530509373 >>530509767
>>530509278
still a better name than "pipis route"
Anonymous No.530509385 >>530509670
>>530509278
>chapter 4 censorship is a white flower to a red one
Anonymous No.530509418
>>530508789
t. didn't get S rank
Anonymous No.530509429 >>530509601 >>530509779 >>530509808
>>530507413
There's no noble sacrifice being made, he kills himself because he's a coward who can't live with the weight of his responsibility and the consequences of his actions.
He just decides that you must be the "chosen one" and makes the fate of monsterkind your problem because he can't deal with it anymore. That is exactly what he says.
>It pains me to give you this responsibility, but...

>>530508547
>the dude was stuck in a shitty catch 22 situation
He created the situation. He's sad because he "had to" murder a bunch of children, except he's the one who decided to do that. All he had to do was admit that he was wrong and try to find another way.
Anonymous No.530509579
Why didn't Asgore just get a straw and suck up the Barrier into his bouncing belly? Is he stupid?
Anonymous No.530509601 >>530509917
>>530509429
Are you a Torielfag? You certainly have the vitriol.
Anonymous No.530509632 >>530509803 >>530510082
>>530508942
People would call Noelle a creepy pervert and hate her if she was a guy
Anonymous No.530509670
>>530509385
the fujos would have gone absoutely ballistic over that. noel would have become the next gay meow meow overnight
Anonymous No.530509767
>>530509373
Its called "Bigshot Route"
Anonymous No.530509779 >>530509917
>>530509429
Go to bed, Toriel. And try not to be a drunk retard this time
Anonymous No.530509789
Why didn't Asgore just take one soul, pass through the barrier, and then buy some Barrier-Away and spray it on the barrier to dissipate it?
Anonymous No.530509790
>>530504079
>Have you ever considered we're in a reverse shelter?
Anonymous No.530509803 >>530510082
>>530509632
So like they do spamton? This would be an upgrade desu....
Anonymous No.530509808 >>530510160
>>530509429
>He created the situation. He's sad because he "had to" murder a bunch of children, except he's the one who decided to do that. All he had to do was admit that he was wrong and try to find another way.
He wasn't wrong about anything, and he needed the souls. If he kills Frisk he leaves the underground, we don't see that because reloading.
>inb4 torielfag says "he only needed da won!!!!1
His son only had one and got killed by a whole village, more would be better.
Anonymous No.530509826 >>530509921
>>530508789
>Berdly
i remember when he was considered the scourge of this general not even a fully year ago
Anonymous No.530509917 >>530510439 >>530510667
>>530509601
>>530509779
Toriel also abandoned her responsibility to her people and allowed a bunch of children to march to their deaths scared and alone in an unfamiliar place. She's not blameless. Of course, she's also not as bad as the one who created the situation and is actually killing the children.
Anonymous No.530509921 >>530510107
>>530509826
Berdly is a character that gets better with time.
Anonymous No.530509930
>Lightners enter Dark Worlds through doors, but they leave them by getting sucked up vertical beams of light
>in Undertale, you fall down a vertical hole with sunlight shining on it from outside, but leave through a big rectangular door (the Barrier)
Anonymous No.530509942
>>530503548
passcode is 1225, it's only four digits and the first three follow a pattern.
Anonymous No.530510010 >>530510185
>>530508351
Deltarune Chapter 5: Asgore tells Ralsei about Contacts
Anonymous No.530510027
If Kojima made Undertale, Frisk would punish monster elites for social murder
Anonymous No.530510082
>>530509632
>>530509803
Instead of [Hochi Mama] Spamton calls male Noel something homophobic but gets away easier with it because he is also a faggot so he has the pass
Anonymous No.530510107
>>530509921
The amount of time it takes bergly to get better is roughly his natural lifespan. Unless we take matters in to our own hands that is.
Anonymous No.530510116 >>530510414
>>530486087
>When the monster dies their flesh becomes dust
They might not. Who knows? Their dust could just be ashes.
Anonymous No.530510160 >>530510302 >>530510312 >>530510315
>>530509808
Yeah I'm sure the human SOULs would have been happy to cooperate with the guy who murdered them
Anonymous No.530510185 >>530511584
>>530510010
Ralsei needs more art of him and his pretty pink eyes that shoot pretty pink optic blasts that can melt cars.
Anonymous No.530510221
>>530508319
Post-Acid Spamton here is gnarly.
Anonymous No.530510260
The kind of person that becomes Ralseifag or Kralseitard is the same kind of based chad that falls in love with Ralsei
Anonymous No.530510261 >>530510352
Did Toby realize cake boy is an antigay slur when he made Ralsei?
Anonymous No.530510302
>>530510160
i feel like once you have the power of 7 souls they kind of lose the ability to rebel against you
since hyperdeath asriel never had that problem and he technically had the power of 7
Anonymous No.530510312
>>530510160
Everyone loves Asgore and he had a noble enough cause so the kids were ready and willing to cooperate. Flowey was being a bitch so he had to be punished.
Anonymous No.530510315
>>530510160
They don't have a choice, still worked for Flowey until he gave up and (you) intervened. If you had not enough determination to continue he would've won, this is not an argument or a win on your part.
Anonymous No.530510352
>>530510261
Toby "Mpreg" Fox is throughly briefed on the matter of queers.
Anonymous No.530510414
>>530510116
It could be but that's lamer than them just turning to dust.
Like the reason Kris and Susie react so strongly to Gerson's dust is that Alvin is violating a major taboo, it's less like keeping his father's ashes in his desk and more like keeping his corpse.
Anonymous No.530510439 >>530510574 >>530510621
>>530509917
Torielfags never cease to amaze me with their leaps of logic. The whole kingdom just lost it's princes and then Toriel fucks off and leaves everyone to rot, while Asgore is left to shoulder the responsibility. He's the only one left for the people to rely on, and he did the only correct thing he could in his situation to keep the monsters he rules over happy, especially while still juggling the grief he feels himself in the wake of his own children dying to humans. Asgore didn't want to kill anyone, and we know this because everyone calls him a pushover. He didn't even want to fight you. Not to mention he had no idea how strong the humans actually must have been to have taken out a fused monster, considering he couldn't have known that Asriel refused to fight back. Toriel was trying to have Asgore get himself killed. She's infinitely worse than him.
Anonymous No.530510485
This would relieve a lot of recent stress in my life...
Anonymous No.530510574
>>530510439
>he whole kingdom just lost it's princes and then Toriel fucks off
Wow! Why did that happen?
Anonymous No.530510589 >>530510630
FUCK BLIPPOFAGS
LONG LIVE MINGUSFAGS
Anonymous No.530510597
>>530508698
Gerson is cool though
Anonymous No.530510621 >>530510672 >>530510697
>>530510439
>princes
>plural
Asriel was the one and only prince. Chara was just some kid that hanged around the Dreemurr household.
Anonymous No.530510630
>>530510589
this but unironically
Anonymous No.530510667 >>530511104
>>530509917
>Of course, she's also not as bad as the one who created the situation and is actually killing the children.
She actually is more guilty. She abandoned her responsibility to her people, her husband and her kids, and then acts high and mighty while she bangs a skeleton.
Her husband was hurting as badly, she opted to chastise him and abandon him, which made it worse. Did not even try to help.
Then she raises kids and send them to him to die, knowing once he gets 7 he will make good on his promise to his people, of whom he did not abandon responsibility.
If she felt so strongly, she could've tried to help the man she allegedly loved, but she ran away and then fed into the path she thought was wrong just so she could say "I told you so"


She's a horrible piece of shit in Undertale.
Anonymous No.530510672 >>530510812 >>530510956
>>530510621
Semantics. Refute the point.
Anonymous No.530510697 >>530510812
>>530510621
To act like Chara wasn't considered part of the royal family is absurd. The entirety of the underground saw him as hope for a new beginning.
Anonymous No.530510721 >>530510917
Keep smiling
Anonymous No.530510767
>him
Anonymous No.530510812
>>530510672
Oh I'm not one of the people arguing with you I'm just saying that to be silly
>>530510697
Yeah, Chara was seen as a new hope. Not as a family member. It's a bit different. Both Asgore and Toriel never refer to Chara as their kid. Just as someone they knew.
Anonymous No.530510869 >>530510939
good morning /utg/. how are you?
Anonymous No.530510917
>>530510721
i'm gonna frown
Anonymous No.530510928
has anyone done dess Brian Griffin
Anonymous No.530510932 >>530511117
theory: my wingy dingus is the third entity (its inside kris)
Anonymous No.530510939 >>530511170
>>530510869
it's 2am I'm drinking
Anonymous No.530510956
>>530510672
You, thir and/or thadam, are arguing on an image board. There's no winning position here.
Anonymous No.530511013
>>530503151
Fact flood.
Anonymous No.530511096 >>530511248
You know who wouldn't kill six kids or abandon a bunch of children to their deaths just because they didn't want to be adopted by her?

Susie. Vote Susie for Monster King 2025
Anonymous No.530511104 >>530511226 >>530511283 >>530511989
>>530510667
Talking about Toriel and Asgore is really funny as someone who had a respectable childhood because it never fails to trigger the most unhinged seething responses from children of divorce who live every day hating their whore mothers
Anonymous No.530511117
>>530510932
that one self insert oc I saw earlier...
Anonymous No.530511170 >>530511376
>>530510939
BANGING 6 BEERS SO FAR DOWN
Anonymous No.530511226 >>530511327
>>530511104
But I love my parents and they're together and I still think Toriel is bad mother. Stop projecting
Anonymous No.530511248
>>530511096
meds and chalk Susie isn't in undertale
Anonymous No.530511283 >>530511327
>>530511104
>make logical analysis
>WOW YOUR MOTHER WAS A CUNT AND YOUR PARENTS ARE DIVORCED REEEEEEE
Your "parents" didn't give you much of an education lol.
Anonymous No.530511327 >>530511456 >>530511565
>>530511226
>>530511283
I don't think you would be making shit up and running with the worst-faith interpretation of events if that were true. Sorry!
Anonymous No.530511376
>>530511170
NO YOU CAN'T GO DRUNK DRIVING!!
the seven ice-cold beers:
Anonymous No.530511379 >>530511519
glugglugglug i love wine :)
Anonymous No.530511413 >>530511501 >>530511537 >>530511771
Was Toriel being a cunt intentional, or is that just bad writing?
Anonymous No.530511456 >>530511557
>>530511327
how is asriel so smug and so hot at the same time
Anonymous No.530511482
I like vodka and four Loko but thinking about hanging out in hometown is also fun
Anonymous No.530511501
>>530511413
Obviously intentional and is setting up Asgore's character arc in chapter 5
Anonymous No.530511518
I WANT TO SEE KRIS FUCKING SPAZ! I WANT TO SEE THEM HYPERVENTILATE AND HAVE A PANIC ATTACK! I WANT THEM TO BREAK!
Anonymous No.530511519
>>530511379
there's nothing better in the world than getting wine-drunk, I used to drink cheap red wine straight from the bottle like my favourite fictional detective. I'm convinced there's a matrix of love that surrounds the whole planet and copious amounts of red wine let you tap into it.
Anonymous No.530511537 >>530511708
>>530511413
Considering the Holidays are hussie's family, we can only assume that the dreemurs are also based on life experience and meant to be as dysfunctional as they are.

I hope it's kate's family or something.
Anonymous No.530511557 >>530511682
>>530511456
These things aren't mutually exclusive? A lot of people find sadism hot in general, and that's pretty much the same thing
Anonymous No.530511565
>>530511327
>I don't think you would be making shit up
None of it was made up, it made you angy enoguh to piss your pants in a rage lol
>and running with the worst-faith interpretation of events
>The actual events didn't happen now!
Unless you can rub your widdle bwaincells together and prove us wrong with hard evidence you can't lol
Anonymous No.530511584
>>530510185
True...
Anonymous No.530511619 >>530511720 >>530512216
i'm chewing on a pen like it's a cigar.
it's one of those fancy ones with 4 colors in one.
you are all beneath me.
i would like to be friends with susie.
she would hold chalk in her mouth like it's a cigarette.
we could pretend to smoke together.
Anonymous No.530511682 >>530511836 >>530512008 >>530512110 >>530512669
>>530511557
why did asriel make me gay, how did he do it
Anonymous No.530511708
>>530511537
>we can only assume that the dreemurs are also based on life experience and meant to be as dysfunctional as they are.
I honest to god just assumed Toby is writing from personal experience
Anonymous No.530511720 >>530511767
>>530511619
They are very cool, though I had a pen that looked like an icecream cone once and that was even cooler
Anonymous No.530511767
>>530511720
that does sound very cool
Anonymous No.530511771
>>530511413
Toby didn't account for how much you hate women
Anonymous No.530511806 >>530511998 >>530512005 >>530512019 >>530512087
>asriel appears at the end of chapter 5
>fluffy blond hair, blue eyes, little blond tuft on his chin
>clearly in shape
How would the asrielfags react?
Anonymous No.530511830 >>530511881 >>530511893 >>530511965
Papyrus in the thread right now
Anonymous No.530511836 >>530511975
>>530511682
were you a torielfag before the game came out?
Anonymous No.530511881
>>530511830
I miss papyrus
Anonymous No.530511893
>>530511830
WHERE?
Anonymous No.530511901
Both of my parents love each other, but have no respect for my video games hobby. Not one iota.
Anonymous No.530511965
>>530511830
Papyrus, please leave this place, it's too mean
Anonymous No.530511975 >>530512093
>>530511836
no, why you ask
Anonymous No.530511978
Anonymous No.530511989
>>530511104
fatherless post
Anonymous No.530511998
>>530511806
asriel could be any body type and theyd still want to suck him off
Anonymous No.530512005
>>530511806
Anonymous No.530512008 >>530512114 >>530512286
>>530511682
You are a fag that enjoys being controlled and this was your first encounter with a video game character that fed into that interest without being a poorly-written piece of shit. Classic psychology.
Also you should probably consider therapy to work through it
Anonymous No.530512019
>>530511806
>blue eyes
he probably takes after his mother and has maroon eyes. maybe asgore has maroon eyes too, we don't really know.
Anonymous No.530512087 >>530512249
>>530511806
Kris fumbled
Anonymous No.530512093
>>530511975
if you were into toriel during the demo days or something i could see you being a bisexual and attaching to the gayboy when the full game came out but if no then youre probably just into bratty doms
Anonymous No.530512110 >>530512261
>>530511682
Same way ralseifags had their awakening: if it wasn't this furry it was always going to be another one.
Anonymous No.530512114
>>530512008
>You are a fag that enjoys being controlled
truth nuke? maybe?
Anonymous No.530512136 >>530512294
Dess...
Anonymous No.530512216 >>530512328 >>530512482
>>530511619
Just actually smoke, she would definitely try it.
Anonymous No.530512237 >>530512783 >>530512851
*siiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Anonymous No.530512249 >>530512645
>>530512087
Krisriel will be canon. Toby Fox isn't a real Japanese dev until he makes pseudo-incest a plot point
Anonymous No.530512261
>>530512110
I was never into Asriel because I didn't like his edgelord design. Ralsei ticked all my boxes.
Anonymous No.530512264 >>530512376
Toby Fox turned me into a fag, do I have any legal recourse?
Anonymous No.530512286 >>530512362 >>530512372 >>530512516 >>530512597
>>530512008
Really? I thought it was because gay dudes fantasize about fucking their brothers
Anonymous No.530512294 >>530512431
>>530512136
>Dess is just Lammy with antlers
Anonymous No.530512328 >>530512431 >>530512573
>>530512216
smoking is bad for you, anon.
Anonymous No.530512362 >>530512475
>>530512286
yellow lizard hands typed this post
Anonymous No.530512372 >>530512475 >>530512504
>>530512286
That's far less common than the internet would lead you to believe. Also has no bearing on Asriel in Undertale because he's not your brother in that game
Anonymous No.530512376
>>530512264
>"Your honor, I want this goat's cock in my mouth RIGHT NOW."
>"I can't control him. (laughs)"
Anonymous No.530512431
>>530512294
hot.
>>530512328
Everything is if you don't lift, cigars aren't nearly as bad.
Anonymous No.530512475
>>530512362
>>530512372
>you look like my beloved sibling and that HOT
lel
Anonymous No.530512482 >>530512573 >>530512712
>>530512216
Smoking is gay. Literally wrapping your lips around a shaft and sucking
Anonymous No.530512504
>>530512372
ralsei being your legally distinct non-brother is no less of a cope then
Anonymous No.530512516 >>530512618
>>530512286
i'm a faggot and i don't have any brothers
i've been cheated
Anonymous No.530512573
>>530512328
TRVKE.
>>530512482
This, too, is a TRVKE.
Anonymous No.530512597 >>530512748
>>530512286
Really? I'm gay and I just fantasize about buff guys paying for my stuff.
Anonymous No.530512618 >>530512731
>>530512516
so if you did you would fuck a guy if he reminded you of your sibling?
Anonymous No.530512645
>>530512249
Susie will at least make a joke about it when Azzy arrives at the festival
Anonymous No.530512669
>>530511682
tag: black_sclera
Anonymous No.530512692 >>530512778
New thread NOW please
Anonymous No.530512712 >>530512805 >>530512930
>>530512482
This is something a guy like Alex YIIK would post and not something someone anyone respects says.
Anonymous No.530512731
>>530512618
depends on whether or not i like my hypothetical brother
Anonymous No.530512748
>>530512597
>this anon is fantasizing about literally me
Anonymous No.530512778
>>530512692
I can hear the rainbow string banjos now....
Anonymous No.530512783
>>530512237
>Chapter 3 + 4 Do Not Need A Schizoboss
Anonymous No.530512805 >>530512910
>>530512712
You're attacking the messenger, not the argument
Anonymous No.530512848 >>530512896 >>530512918 >>530512978 >>530512994 >>530513054 >>530513160
>>530499932
>>530499932
>>530499932
Anonymous No.530512851
>>530512237
*buurrrp*
Anonymous No.530512883 >>530512936
I'm straight and I fantasize about breaking out of a holding cell where aliens have been experimenting on me
Anonymous No.530512896
>>530512848
lol
Anonymous No.530512910
>>530512805
I'm doing both, nobody worth a shit says pussy things like that and then backs off their statement because they're too cowardly to own up. You just prove my point right.
Anonymous No.530512918
>>530512848
Fucking got me man
Anonymous No.530512930 >>530513043
>>530512712
Alex "YIIK" EGGlesston would never make a post this short
Anonymous No.530512936
>>530512883
>I'm straight
why
Anonymous No.530512961 >>530513041
I'm gay and I fantasize about destroying a giant boulder with a single blow
Anonymous No.530512975
More like Rals-GAY haha
Anonymous No.530512978 >>530513208
>>530512848
>there are actually sonic fags in this thread right now
I don't like that
Anonymous No.530512983
Anonymous No.530512994
>>530512848
LIVE AND LEARN
Anonymous No.530513041 >>530513142
>>530512961
Chris Redfield?
Anonymous No.530513043
>>530512930
kek
Anonymous No.530513054
>>530512848
MY DELTARUNE....
Anonymous No.530513142 >>530513183
>>530513041
>Kris Redfield
Anonymous No.530513147
Bros..... I wanna try to get the shadowcrystal from the knight, I've got the mantle, how hard is my ass going to be raped.....? He does too much damage
How many tries for the average person?
Anonymous No.530513149
No new bread. We're keto now!!! Starve!!!
Anonymous No.530513160
>>530512848
MUH DESS...
Anonymous No.530513183
>>530513142
>[*ACT]
>* PUNCH BOULDER
Anonymous No.530513208
>>530512978
1 in every 5 people in any given general are likely to be, at some point in their lives, Sonicfags