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>Previous Thread>>530403878
first for mind controlling hordeniggers off cliffs
FAT FEMDORF MAGE CHEEKS ON MY FACE
<Leaping Wolves>
<Smooth>
<Secret Fishing Guild>
PLEASE COME TO MY RAID THURSDAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>530492216I will be there
>>530492690What the fuck...
>Troll
>Beastmaster Hunter
>Purple Mohawk
>Mining & Engineering
>Warmode on
Yup it's Pochie time
>High elf
>Paladin
>Bunny ears
>Holy spec
>Transmog on
Yup it's Turtle time
>18 sleeps
Turtlesisters will become more and more unhinged as we get closer.
is the epoch leveling to 60 going to take more or less the same time? or will all the new quests and hubs make it a faster (or at least less time spend boring grinding) experience?
>>530493216I know.
It's great.
>Only Mcian signed up for tomorrow, and I'm about to join a guild that is HRing me the bindings with over 12 people signed up 6 days before. Oh how the turn tables. HAHAHAHA
>Nooooo our actions can't have consequences nooooooo you are just supposed to deal with it fish nooooooooo
is fish ok?
>>530493531Is Fish wrong?
>>530493265see the world changes, even the damn kobold mine and valley cave will be impossible to do solo
>Dwarf
>Enhancement Shaman
>Wrinkly ass face
>Braided white beard
>2-Handed womping stick
>Windfury totems for my brown/pink/yellow bros
Yup, it's Pochie time
how would warhorn have handled fish?
how would sylma have handled fish?
how is telol handling fish?
>>530493808Yes. There are 14 people signed up.
>>530493265it'll probably be faster due to all the new quests and TBC talents
>>530494054Nothing happens.
>>530494054idk but i can tell you if aoiyuki was lead fish would be plugged and cagged
>>530493959Frost Troll cave in Dun Morogh was fine to solo during the stress test
>>530493964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08
I didn't find any custom quests during the stress test. Did they lie?
>>530494865dwarf starting area had several. one where you had to free prisoners trapped by the frost trolls outdoors and another where you had to recover artifacts inside of the cave.
>>530494694they didn't give fish a tf like he wanted and instead hr'd the bindings to someone who has been with the guild way longer than him and actually tanks on raids and actually attends raids
If we HR Fish Thunderfury maybe sheโll forgive us.
>>530494054warhorn would have ignored him and kept him as an officer
sylma was the one who cucked fish out of the first binding, he'd shrug and ignore him whilst apologizing to him profusely
telol is just ignoring him hoping the problem will fix itself
How is it that the last thread had like 200 posts of five people shilling Epoch? Its always the same handful of retards, their writingstyle is a dead giveaway. This keeps getting worse until release, right?
Epoch is gonna be so fucking good you're gonna miss out if you don't play it
how long have been rogues shit on turtle? any hopes they will receive some kind of buff in the near future? i mean fucking shadow priests do more damage in raids.
>>530496571All rogue specs are getting buffed next patch
Fish making people seethe is based
why
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why is he like this in my pugs on era
>>530496310>no you can't talk about anything but fmc drama in this thread you can't be excited for another server
>>530491153 (OP)Asa looks like this?
>>530494691This is never going to happen, yuki has the charisma of an indian.
>>530492690Who is he with?
>>530498030No, it's fake, stop looking
>>530496731really? where can you read up on that?
i don't really follow youtube streams, are there any good pserver steramers on there? do they stream on other places like kick or did actiblizz force them to ban pserver streams too?
>>530496310Yes, this always happens, these people are also going to quit after 2 months and will cry about how shit Epch is for months after that.
>>530496310>this is what butthurt troondles ACTUALLY believe0/10 cry moar
>>530496310The turtroon wailing increases every day
>>530496571FMCโs rogues top the DPS meters in raids, howeveralthoughbeit
>>530498412The rogue channel on the turtle discord. Their focus was on movement, energy and cleave.
>>530499117who are the retards thinking that this will fix dragunovi's faggotry whom he will ignore and claim that all are wrong and the class is fine?
>>530499964streetcar
desire
?
I'm excited for Pochie.
Anyone else excited for Pochie?
I can't wait for Pochie!
>>530498152yuki is a succubus with 30 CHA retard
she already mind broke fish before
why do you think we are here now with fish having melties over bindings
>>530499117hm, torn between rogue and warrior atm. but i have no idea about tanking and get nervous just thinking about it.
>>530498961No. Usually the top DPS is a Mage or a Paladin.
Why is warrior and paladin so popular
Warrior feels like shit to play until very late with good gear, and is especially dog shit during leveling
Paladin is just the most boring class in existence for its entirety
There is another world, there's a better world,
Well, there must be.
>>530501298>warriorthe payoff is great
>paladincan do everything and is good at it
>>530500483I think the meltie was more over him double sring it every week for months and then being told he can't roll on it by someone who doesn't play the game anymore
>>530501298Warrior is fine if you can hamstring kite. Also doesn't need that much gear in endgame if you use heroic strike properly.
Last time I played paladin was because I wanted to read a book while leveling.
>>530501986thats kind of messed up and this was gargoths idea?
>>530502829No it was mine
no one SR'd it before it dropped first time because sylma HR'd bindings
>>530501986>double sr binding for months>only for your last chance to get it before the server dies to Epoch to get stolen from youLmaooo, if I was fish I would have started doxxing everybody.
>>530502829wasnโt warhornโs idea
>namedropping people like we're just supposed to know who they are
Idk what class to play for epoch how do you lads decide?
>>530504731I continue the path ive been on since birth. The path of a ret chad.
>>530504731Indecisive fucks like you should just pick paladin. It can do anything and is best at everything.
>>530504731I choose to play what is comfy, so I choose dwarf shaman with skinning/leatherworking, cooking and fishing.
>>530504731i have a list of the names i want to reserve and i've assigned classes to them, i'll play based on what i get. i have some pretty good UD pally names.
>>530504731>"hmmm i've never done this before, let's give it a go"or alternatively
>"hmmm i haven't done this in a while, should be fun"
>>530504731FAT FEMDORF MAGE CHEEKS ON MY FACE
>>530504731>mfw cant decide between hunter, warrior, rogue, druid, shaman or paladin
>>530504731>mfw can't decide between priest, shaman, druid or paladin
>>530504731>hmm if I don't play a tank or healer I won't be invited to groups end game so I'll have to play something that can do that
FMC had such a lack of RDPS that I think I'll go a mage or hunter for once
>>530508029Kind of nutty too because rdps can skip so many mechanics mdps has to suffer through
>>530508723everyone assumes they'll be the most popular class and everyone wants to be rare so they don't go them
but mage and hunter mostly attract the type of people that give up before or shortly after hitting 60
this is my experience with private servers anyway
>>530508872Mages always seem to be huge flakes, both on private and original servers. Always chalked it up to the class being kinda boring
>>530501986did you try saying
>โhey that is messed up. i srd that item for weeks. may i be added to the hr?โor did you just meltie?
>>530509708Not everyone is fish Aoiyuki
>>530510827Not everyone is aoi Zaptuah
Epoch is on the Wrath client, right? Will it have Wrath itemization where crit, hit, etc have ratings or will it be like vanilla where gear just comes with % crit/hit?
>>530510961No. They rolled back those changes. So itโs a 1% crit instead of a 14 crit rating or whatever.
>>530510936Not everyone is Zap Telol.
>>530511204Not everyone is telol Fuutank
>>530511204Not everyone is Fuutank Nure
>>530511409Not everyone is Fuutrans Plapsalys
>>530511462Not everyone is asa Torzag
>>530509708Based on my experience with the guild and anons I would say he went straight into his melty. Nobody ever communicates.
>>530511745That's so funny limeberry
>>530511567well ACKCHUALLY Asalys is responsible for 30% of /wpsg/ posts
>>530511427you screwed up your own shitposting
>>530512035Not everyone is asa.. Asalys
>>530508872It's no real surprise that hunters give up. If they can do bwl they're pretty much at 85% of their peak.
>>530511462Nyasalys > Plapsalys
just saying
How do you say "go to bed" in argentinian?
>>530512232the peak of WoW is actually when you look forward to logging on and you smile seeing your friends online and a hunter can do that just fine
>>530512628Las Malvinas pertenecen a Inglaterra
i had a dream we went to farm zg idols in molten core and we were locked out for todays binding run...
i had a dream that bindings dropped and john won the roll but passed it to elaynna but she passed it to fish who vendors it
>>530513337>waffles walking into mc stoned as fuck and killing 2 bosses before realizing he's not in zgI wouldn't be surprised.
epoch is so close, but still so far...
I had a dream people stopped being big babies and actually talked and played together.
>>530513819this except Asalys wins the roll and passes to Fuutrans
Dwarf Ele shaman?
or
NE Boomkin?
I am a massive fggt
>no you canโt give thunderfury to a tank who has been raiding with the guild since the beginning it has to go to a rogue who skips raids to pug
>>530514729sorry chud, xhe plays with another guild now and doesn't even have prio on tf
just started playing a week ago first time playing wow im level 18. Am i supposed to play quests or just grind mobs?
I had a dream where we just played wow and didn't ever become some namedropping erp general
>>530515012Questing and running Dungeons is the easiest way to level up. But some people will just grind mobs
>>530515012Do quests and kill any mobs you see while going to complete those quests
>>530514450Dwarf Ele
>massive fggtoh then boomkin
>>530515532how do i run Dungeons? i've done a mix of mobs and questing so far.
>>530515071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIjTFt6XmFM
>>530516806AV day today!!!! AV extravaganza!!!!
>>530515693Find four other people, one who has healing spells and another who is willing to tank and enter the dungeon.
Remember to kick all "dps" warriors, paladins and druids.
>>530515693You need to form a group of 5 people (1 tank, 1 healer, 3 dps). Either use the LFG tool, or spam in world chat, or stand outside the dungeon and talk to the other people waiting.
>>530517410>>530517374ok great thanks. I'll have to check out where dungeons are
>>530509708Nobody ever talks these things through before their melties
>no you can't farm better gear to carry the retards doing 300 dps you have to farm repair bills 6h a week like the rest of us
>no I don't care that you came in on a class that brings the utility we desperately need anyway
>>530519396But why do you need tf if youโre playing your mage for naxx
>>530520282ur wolf is totes handsome
I've been playing on Turtle for 4 years, and now some fmc erp newfags will tell me I am SHILLING for Epoch.
I am excited to try something different, and it doesn't mean I am quitting Turtle.
The trans folk around here really don't know how to handle their hormonal rage.
>>530515012If you're playing on Turtle and you're Alliance player, /w Esotericist so we can play together
I have been representing Epoch for some time now. It has been a long, perilous journey. Months of troondle fag ERP and FMC drama. /wpsg/ completely hijacked by the 41%. Now, a new dawn is on the horizon. A new era in which the programmer sock-wearing, rotting crotch-having scum of this general will be left in the dirt where they belong.
Raise your glasses with me. A toast! For the Epochuds!
>>530521245>use Reality Recalibrators>99% of female characters suddenly turn into human males
>>530521245they are already making another guild and they're gonna shit up the thread hard again
>>530522484the fmc loony troonies
>>530521732When they post lewd screenshots of their characters I will simply post the real version of them as per
>>530521654
>>530521245>>530521732The reality is that a new server won't change the anons in this thread. Unless some streamer or youtuber advertises the server hard and brings in a ton of new people, you are just going to continue to see the same posters you've seen for years now posting the same way with the same "jokes" as always.
how many eepies until pochie poch
>>530525264>a new server won't change the anons in this threadWith the right atmosphere you can change who decides to give the guild an honest try.
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Night Elf Hunter with Shadowmeld!
AIMED SHOT
hello i am male orc rogue my name is george and i like fried boar chops and cactus juice and rapping with my orc friends
i think you chuds forget 99% of the server will have warmode off
I think Tel'Abim is secretly the comfy server...
>>530526296isn't that just the main turtle pve server?
>>530526857No! It's the secretly comfy mid pop PvP server instead!
>>530525645>same thread>same anons>"but it will be different this time!"No, it really won't.
dear Anon Y. Mouse
I don't care about 4 chongus guilds, they attract the most mentally unstable people who thrive on chaos and malice, their obsessive nature won't allow them to move on
therefore I shall not join your guild, to indulge those maladjusted people is folly, best I could do is entertain the idea as hypothetical concept
sincerely Anon, picture in no shape ot form represents my message
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>log into wow
>don't have fun
>log into different game
>have fun
>>530530114I suppose I level there at 41?
im kind of new to the game and im trying to find a good guide on how to level JC in wotlk
its strange that the guides on wowhead, warcrafttavern and wow-professions are so different when you would think everything has been minmaxed to death already
wowhead for example says i need 60 shadowgems while wow-professions say i can get away with just 20
with a shadowgem on my server costing 4g.... yeah...
im worried that i have made a mistake by going mining + eng while levelling when i could've gone mining + jc instead and prospected for gems
what guides do you guys prefer?
>>530528806you're just not playing epoch
Will Epoch have Draebaes or panda girls as playable races?
>>530530516You have to keep in mind that there are wotlk jc guides for later expansions. Make sure you look for a jc 1-450 guide because in later expansion the requirements leveling wotlk jc have been made easier
If i roll as a holy paladin Helf girl will i be allowed to roll for the Ashbringer if it drops? I'll get carried by rest of the players, of course.
>>530530902>holy paladin Helf girlYes, /w Fuutank, Asalys or Elicia to get your mandatory healslutmog and training to be put on the secret erp HR list
>>530531727I just really want to get that Ashbringer and aurafarm in Goldshire.
>>530530516I have always done skinning + mining until I'm level 70, then switch skinning for engineering (because the flying machine is cool).
Skinning gives you crit and certain skinning brackets can make you a lot of gold.
Keep a lot of the excess ore you mine for prospecting later to get most of the gems you'll need, 99% chance you will still need to use AH though.
Once you are level 80 and you have theoretically collected all of your mats with a decent buffer you can drop mining for JC.
wild that there are still new players in 2025
>>530534679Yeah, i have litwrally never played turtle wow and i'm gonna roll high elf paladin girl.
I really want that Ashbringer. Bonus points if a bunch of girls+ run a train on me in various Stormwind inn basements.
>>530534679it's been fun so far
>>530535321This.
We are all going to Epoch.
hm eu time and thread is quiet and no screeching about trannies or faggot guild drama.
pottery
eu truly is > than mutts
So who won in the end?
Fish?
Torzag?
>>530536841fish ack'd and idk who torzag is
>epoch>CoA>Wrath 5 manYeah this Q3 looking zesty
>>530536716EU players play, not goon and drama whore.
>>530537186>CoA>speedleveling>tranny +>fifteen raid difficulties so you're burned out by the time you have enough gear to run the hardest oneSome of the classes look fun but it's basically retail
nureinul is a dogshit tank and person no matter how hard people cope after losing elaynna/fish/torzag
>>530537613What you think zesty means in context kekypow
>>530537687pipe down fuutrans
>>530537613CoA classes are retail classes, it makes sense the game has the same content as retail.
I am curious because some of them look utterly insane and new (KoX), but I play tank so I don't get new toys often.
>>530538596>>530538676he's good then why does he die in raids
>>530537936I don't know what it means because I'm not underage and this isn't tiktok
my favorite FMC members are the ones that don't talk besides saying please and thank you
>>530538889>LT4 has no reading comprehension >She can't guess what zesty means >Even after posting 3 absolute dogshit servers>3 faggot servers as one might sayLess gooning more reading lil LT4.
But I doubt you can read anything but erp logs, lol fucking LT4s.
>>530539153Based truth nuke, loony troonies ain't gonna survive this one
>tank is from <Belerian>
>DPS starts linking quests in spanish
>>530539506>Check healer><FMC>
>48000 HOURS IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND NOT EVEN 1 HOUR PRAYING TO ME???
why didnt god think of quest rewards for following him?
>>530539506>had two tanks from Belerian for two separate deadmines runs>they need on everything, and can at best hold aggro on one mob at a timeIs it a requirement to be a retard to join that guild?
>>530539718I don't pray to Jewish gods
>>530539718WoW is at least real
>>530539664I'll get better okay?
>>530539882it requires actually accepting random guild invites while you're questing, so yes
Greed is bad, and I'm not a greedy person. As such, I will roll need on everything.
>>530539882>Russian>Mass invite guild Idk jigga u tell me how much worse it could get
>>530538643I liked the look of the scorpid venomancer but it was hilarious to me that the entire rest of the class is basically druid. The spider spec is almost 1:1 feral but with poisons instead of bleeds
>>530540107And I need it for my is, flask set, gold.
>>530538798gear issue
healer issue
New player level 19 needed on 4 things in my first dungeon got two things and am now being reported, I though I could equip mail but I canโt am I being greedy?
>>530540243Yeah, some are good some are copies, reaper is a scuffed bdk.
KoX is also a fucking buggy mess and your portal keeps clipping through the world.
Primalist also needs a WA to be playable.
>>530540291healers are good and there are no other warriors
literally no excuse.
>>530539019>"please~">*drops on knees*>*opens mouth*>*sticks out tongue*>*ssslrp glk glk glk glk*>*swallows*>"thanks~<3"
>>530540576If those are your ERP standards then I will not talk to you. Two sentences minimum.
>>530540374just make a warrior, little bro
>>530540717who am I to deny an ESL slut a good facefucking, they all need some love
and sometimes, I prefer a quick and rapid, brainmelting goonsesh over a 500 word essay response describing the sound of a random candleflame on a table 3 rooms away from us
>>530541304Way to go from one extreme to another. Given the nature of your reply though I believe that I am not missing out on anything. But hey, A for effort.
>>530537687>losing elaynna/fish/torzag>losingthe only good thing they did for the guild was /gquit
>>530541521I wasn't even aware that I was supposed to advertise something to you, my apologies
I cannot wait to report anons for their weird and racist/homophobic/transphobic stuff they say in gchat. Oh, the revenge for constantly shitting up the threads will be glorious. Maybe the germans aint so bad after all
>>530541658If you had them you wouldn't be stuck at 2 wings. Kick nureinul and torzag and fish will rejoin.
>>530542373>doesn't including the gooning fagsnice try hypocrite
>>530542449How is gooning racist/homophobic/transphobic? Dumbass retard
i just like seeing people get banned
>>530542597uoooooooh cunny ToT Cunnnnyyyyy TOTTOTOTOT CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
>>530542731>no goblin cunny on pochieshit server
>>530542373>Maybe the germans aint so bad after allYou realize THEY are the worst of the bunch right? On the outside they are condoning such behavior while on the inside and behind closed doors they just as if not more depraved.
>>530542731i dont remember making this post
I will report your ERP attempts to Stasi, no amount of crying will save you
hopefully they will rangeban your ass while at it
>>530539664>>530539506so fucking kino i love tutel
>>530542928>On the outside they are condoning such behaviorI don't think you are a german. 15 years of mass-immigration later and you realize, half of them actually believe what they spout in public.
>>530542731poochie coochie guild for that feeli weeli? :3
>>530543218Halt die Fresse du Hurensohn
Is the boogeyman with you in the room right now?
>>530543075Stasi?
Epoch has no stasi.
It has DIE GESTAPO MENSCH (GMs).
Germans are soulless autistic bitter cucked niggers with the cringiest accents and make everything worse.
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>>530542731Should i roll a cute gobo mage or high elf priest?
Do goblins also have a fan made starting area? If it sucks i'll just go to Orc one.
>>530544302goblin starter zone fucking sucks donkey dick
do not stay there but you also can't off the island until doing a quest to fix the plane so you'll need to be summoned
>>530542731donโt yuck my yum
I wonder about turtle's longevity. I feel like the raids have been out for ages and by the time I get to 69 everyone would be burned out and quitting. There aren't any new raids to release right? What happens then? They release a fresh server?
>>530544576What the fuckies? Can't i just swim to Kalimdor or something? I don't eant to engage with cringe fanmade shit beyond playing as a goblin girl.
>>530544860You can swim out. Thereโs no fatigue.
For pochie Iโm rolling a pink haired gnome loli and posting lewds every chance I get
>>530544820Everyone at the endgame is bitter because theyโre all burnt out because the raids arenโt fun but nobody wants to quit because they wasted their lives gearing their characters. Just play Epoch and casually level.
>>530544820https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=13030
Will Turtle offer character transfers to Epoch? I donโt want to loss my progress
>>530545621don't worry sister, your HRT levels will remain after transition
Dmca
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Epic.
Also what races will be playable?
>>530504731Dudu FC, its my job, I don't decide
>>530545113i did not know this, nice
>>530545886niller races
orc troll tauren undead
human dwarf gnome night elf
new races a year from now, probably goblins. never adding blood/high elves or draenei.
>>530546417Pffff.
Hard pass.
>>530546478he's hard autism on no elves/draenei but is doing dumb other shit
there's clear favortism, and yeah its his server but he clearly doesn't care for having more players by virtue of having more races for some reason.
Are there any cool fellas on TWoW that could help a new player out with some bags?
>>530545242I will make you into my onahole
>>530546635It makes up for it with the quality of people that are going to play the server. I feel a lot better knwoing I'm not playing with retard trannies that refuse to roll on a server because their favourite 'uwu elfgirl' model isn't on it.
>no dranny tranny and and belfie for sissy to goon?!?!
>PASS PASS PASS BAD SERVER RREEEE
>>530545369I'll play Pochie but there's some huge red flags. I'll get banned because the dev is a cuck. Then you got the 3.3.5 client with no enchanting vellums abd they also confirmed they'll nevrr have DK. Like why? You can make it work. Fuck you need the 3.3.5 client for otherwise?
>>530545379Oh cool. Just hoping these new raids aren't dogshit like the other custom content. At least the server is confirmed alive for a minimum of 1-2 years. They just need to copy some of the PvP features from Pochie.
>>530546901i understand that. i do not care one way or the other, however it would have been nice to have more than the standard vanilla races available.
should've made goblins playable for both factions, at least.
>>530546417>never adding <races heavily present in the RTS games>holy autism
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>>530547010yep. his reason being "they don't fit in the lore" but lol they're in warcraft.,
>>530543390Du kleiner Nuttenjunge, du solltest mal raus vor die Tรผr und nicht den ganzen Tag in diesem Drecksloch verbringen. Dann wรผsstest du nรคmlich, in welch einer Scheiรe das Land steckt. Dreckiger Bastard.
>so many people seething over blue berry munchkin goats and kool aid elves
must be doing something right
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server not even out yet and troons screaming and shitting they cant play their xhe xer futa goat absolutely disgusting fucking behavior i hope you get obliterated.
>>530547273what a fucking cucked server. now, if they do release goblins with the bfa models i will suck this german niggercock.
>>530547010>>530547145He's absolutely right though, blood elves and dranei, as seen in the wc3 campaign, absolutely do not belong in any of the factions. Draenei in wow aren othing like the ones in wc3, in fact both factions got massive retcons during tbc just so the dev team could justify adding them as a playable race, Metzen even had to apologize for absolute lore travesty it was. The only races that would make sense are maybe ogres for Horde, and goblins/high elves as neutral.
>>530547273oh so he is a lore sperg. no wonder this nigger can't code. priorities all backwards.
I'm fairly certain elves, of unnamed kind, were in the lore since Warcraft 1. You know, long blonde hair, knife ears, using bows and shit?
>>530547171macht keinen sinn mit grรผne wรคhlern zu diskutieren lole
>WAAAAAAAA I CANT GOON TO MY FAVORITE HI- I MEAN BLOOD ELVES AND DRANNIE TRANNIE BLUEBERRY GOATS... SUCH A BAD TRANSPHOBIC FASCIST SERVER!!! SHENNA SAVE ME, CROGGE GIVE ME HRT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>530547437High elves are in vanilla, they're just not playable which makes sense considering nigh elves absolutely hate them and would kill them all. You're just a lorelet.
>>530547549this but unironically
>>530547273It ain't called the epochud fer nothing ha ha ha
Are Epoch shills really trying to get me to play on their german leftist dev server by appealing to my hatred for trannies? What is this, some kind of grift?
>not even pandaren girls or ogres
DOA server.
>>530547549If the Russian whore does add space goat girls, it's unironically over for Epoch.
>>530547408What are your thought on the Forsaken being in the horde?
What part of the lore prevents you from putting enchanting vellums in the game you STUPID UGLY AUTISTIC GERMAN PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
>>530547384>if they do release goblins with the bfa models i will suck this german niggercock.holy fuck me too
>>530547408did you know that caring this much about wow lore is correlated with never touching a woman?
>>530547831sorry please ignore the insanely strong alchemy buffs!
thing is, does the server want tons of players to spend dono money on their game?
then they need gooner races like belves/helves/draenei
>um lorelet sweety, high elves are against the warcraft lore and have no business in wow
Since I'm not an ugly retarded piece of shit and I don't know WoW lore, would there be any loophole that would allow DKs during vanilla?
>>530547384Why did the turdle even fuck up the goblin faces that hard? "High Elves" look completely fine.
>>530547825Bad, I have no idea what compelled the original wow dev team to add as a horde faction, neutral quest givers like the goblins would have made much more sense. There's also a good case to be made that Alliance should not have gotten Night elves but High ones instead. But I'm pretty sure they just wanted a cool zombie race or maybe ogres were too hard to make a model for so Horde got zombie humans as a faction.
>>530548029dawg, DKs were in WC2. no loophole required.
>>530548016There's literally multiple high elves in vanilla wow, they're just not a playable race.
>>530548054I always thought Forsaken and Night Elves where just an excuse to have the factions split at least a little on both continents.
>>530548036because they are retarded
>use vanilla goblin face>huff tanker full of copium and use TBC """alpha""" model for blue eyed blood elfcowards is what they are, reskinned night elf model is the og vanilla feel
>no loony troony 4channy races (dranny, elf or panda)>LT4s shit their pants>Server confirmed goated>>530547958>>530547831Muh have a le friend (alt acc with an enchanter)!!!1
>>530548054>I have no idea what compelled the original wow dev team to add as a horde factioncause ogres are too fat and stupid looking to look good in armor sets. that's the reason. also, to give horde a city in eastern kingdoms.
>>530548150Ok so fuck Epoch then. He has no excuse. He's just incompetent and a bitch.
>>530540006>AI praising the literal cult of moloch whom adolf was part of as his family the rotschildsmany such cases
>>530548014damn im reading it now and it's like cringy autistic millennial writing
but in 2006
i see where they got it from now
>>530548150WC2 dks=/= wow dks.
They'd be more based and horde only.
Sadly that LIBTARD thrall hates actual orcish culture.
>>530548150>>530548330WC2 dks are nothing like the ones with got in wow. If anything they're more like warlocks.
ASScension is more worried about adding shitty lootboxes in Bronzebeard than work on a better leveling and world experience
>high elves
Perfectly acceptable on alliance
>blood elves
Perfectly acceptable as a neutral or hostile race that doesn't join either faction
Any other opinion is by lorelets or dumbfucks
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>>530548361>>530548426>Gorefiend is just some nigga loitering in black templegod TBC was such a mess
and as you can see now the mutts have awoken the thread turns to absolute shit tier
POTTERY
>>530548361>>530548426That's enough of a loophole. Give us DK gaytotes you gay retarded bitch.
>>530548532Lootboxes?
>>530548209Are there any plans to change Goblin faces? Or are they actually happy with the result?
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here's ur dk
>>530548578watch it anon you're gonna summon the noldor-tier faggot that can't separate the two
>>530548661nobody on the dev team gives a shit about horde, it is there purely as a window dressing
>>530548609I'm yuro and just got off work, retard. Stop seething about Americans. It's early morning for them stupis faggot. They're not posting yet.
>>530548661they are not happy with them but also stuck with them.
if they update goblin faces, players will scream and cry for updates to other races.
straight backed orcs.
full bodied forsaken.
>>530548578only shadow trolls are acceptable, elf this and elf that is pure fan fiction
>>530548772i think in the case of goblins, any reasonable person will agree that it had to be done.
>>530548690Love it. It's perfect.
>>530548609>he thinks americans are posting at 8AM on a wednesday>he thinks american NEETS are up at this timenice projection you bulgarian faggot
>>530548654the daily quest lootboxes
>>530548880turtle players are not reasonable people.
>>530548589I mean, that's just him being a bum, the shadow retards can't do anything without Gul'Drumpf to lead them
Level 1 lunatic pvp goblins camping northshire on TWoW. I will have my revenge.
>>530548894*yawns sleepily and smokes some weed*
im up guys
>>530548583It would actually be cool if they did add dks to make it very thematic. Like having to level up a paladin to a certain level and then having to pick up and do a long hard quest chain in order to become a dk where it sacrifices your paladin and you just become the dk. That would be cool and I would not mind it at all. There's a tonf of inconsistencies in vanilla as well when it comes to the lore that the devs just vetoed for gameplay reasons. Realistically only horde should have had warlocks and only alliance should have had druids, and then only male nelfs can be druids and only female nelfs could be priests.
>>530548894Hey, I'm Bulgarian with
>>530548760. That guy must be a faggot german. Don't lump me in with him.
>>530549067based, got some zaa
>>530549070Fuck that.
Level a warlock (orc only).
Get into a paladin body.
Gen 3 go suck a million cocks.
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>>530549070that sounds soulful and kino as fuck, actually
let night elves become demon hunters too
here's something cool, while a meme, still cool that they made
>>530548958Fuck is that shi?
>>530549131you know what you're right i'm sorry
pshero is my favorite bulgarian, you guys are alright.
to the epoch discord shills: go tell your faggot devs that they should implement cute goblinas for both factions. and it better be done in half a year or sooner. with updated models. do that and i will become a shill as well and argue against anyone trying to smear the server
>>530549247literal lootboxes for completing repeatable daily quests
>please saaar add goon goon material saar!!
Nope!
Sorry loony troony!
>>530549361Pshero is a cucked nigger bitch though.
>>530549070>lets genderlock classesThere is a reason why you are not a dev in an capacity but merely some neet retard on an imageforum.
>my dude has baited 5 times in the past hour for the grand total of 1 (one) reply
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>>530549487Why do progressive leftist zoomers like you hate sexy women?
>>530549487this, hope these fags stay on turtle
>>530549516name a good bulgarian then
God I'm so FUCKING pissed that Epoch wont have enchanting vellums. I'm literally seething.
>>530549487all i want is no bones forsaken so i can be a necrophiliac without fucking a literal skeleton
>AIIEEEE IS THAT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE CHARACTER MODEL IN MY VIDEO GAME?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME PLEASE
>>530549808I wish every customs employee in bulge had spontaneous and explosive diarrhea
barely anyone speaks english there
>>530549956nigger what the fuck are you talking about
>>530541304who cares? both are retarded and performed with other men
I was sceptical at first but the way the epoch dev makes the pathetic draenei gooners seethe is based as fuck, maybe epoch will be better than i thought.
>>530549808Vasil Levski, leoncho, and my friend T.
>>530549956I use DHL and cheat all the time.
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>troon wants helves but not draenei
holy fuck it writes itself
>>530540060and yet <Belerian> will clear Naxx, something that FMC has failed at.
>AIIEEEE IS THAT AN NON-PORN BRAINED FEMALE CHARACTER MODEL IN MY VIDEO GAME?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME PLEASE
>>530550037>maybe epoch will be better than i thoughtI thought so too, until i saw what they did with PvE. Now im certain the devs are just retards.
>>530550118One is well supported in the lore and foundation of the game as a playable race, the other is not. What is so hard for you to understand?
>high elves trannies for alliance
>draenei sexslaves for horde
Epoch do this
>>530550118I bet this faggot tranny plays Paladin too
>>530550091>dabbed on the ottomans, dubbed him Apostle of Freedomokay that's pretty fucking cool
>your friend Tsounds cool too, thanks anon i'll remember them when i speak positively of bulgarians
>>530550164>One is well supported in the lore and foundationyeah draenei were a huge part of the game and didn't have their entire population reduced to like, 10 interbred niggers like the high elves.
also high elves are kill on sight for warriors of elune AKA night elves AKA the head bitches in charge
>>530549439>>530548958Bronzebeard and CoA will have lootboxies? Why can't ascension just leave all these gay systems on their main realms?
>>530550164>population raped to death by scourge, rest fucked off to outlandstotally supported sister
>>530550118Iconic.
Porn brained troons.
>>530550294>>530550359>muh population argumentOne has several NPCs in Stormwind to represent their, you know - actual existence in the setting, the other does not. Sorry lorelets but you'll have to try harder than that.
>>530548589We even had a quest where the player gets "tricked" into restoring him, and then he just fucks off to BT. Does it even give a reason why?
>>530550118Why the fuck would they do the exact same retarded shit Troontle did? Just fucking give Horde draenei. Make them the demon version. Eredar or whatever. Fuck eredar were in Warcraft 3. โMuh spacegoatsโ retard just add them but not the dumbass shit about them being from space. God fucking damn why canโt we get some smart people to do vanilla plus and add shit people actually want? Add goblins as a neutral faction but give Horde draenei. Goddamn
>they don't know futrans sometimes lets nureinul drop steamy logs into elicia
>>530550408>>530550178seeing the total faggotry for elf players wanting it to be on alliance makes me glad the original blood elves were on horde, forcing these sissies to interact with real red blooded men instead of being in an echo chamber of soft paladins in the alliance
>>530550118What's the logic behind this? Are draenei le ebil nazis in the lore or something?
>>530550201Just wanna share that if it werent for one of our many empires, the majority of yurop would have been muslim. Not that nigger germans aren't working their hardest to achieve that asap but yeah.
>NOOOOOO WHY ARE THERE NO SMART PEOPLE SUCH AS MYSELF MAKING LORE FOR THESE SERVERS
>also horde should totally have draenei btw
whatever glue you retards are sniffing you really need to stop
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Remember! Do NOT type "Epochsissies" in world chat! They WILL ban your ass. It is finally time for a server to step up and do the right thing. You "people" typed too much vile shit on turtle and did not get banned for it. Epoch will be a server about RESPECT and DIGNITY and anyone that is trying to make their little jokes will get what they deserve.
>Cloth
>Stamina
>Agility
>Intellect
>Set piece
>First headgear (with stats) that a lot of players will see
>Looks cool
So everyone rolls Need on this?
Wrath Dks should have been called Lichbornes or Necrolytes or something. Makes no sense they just gave them the same name as something that had already exissted.
>>530550826eh, it's early enough that it's good for everyone so yeah if you don't have a headpiece with stats you should roll on it
>>530550673I remember back in 8th grade we made fun of one of our teachers that played wow on an rp server. I get the same vibes from the poch devs lmao fucking losers
>>530550493>Thralls horde>Fucking eredar
>>530550974that convo is a bit cherry picked, i guess Epoch added updated broken draenei models so they could use them properly since old broken models didn't have any animations outside walk/attack animations, not even a talk animation.
some discord user was incredibly upset at the model being ported and seethed at the devs for using it instead of the near-unusable vanilla/tbc model.
>>530550974You've not developed mentally past your 8th grade self? Grim
>>530550974Lmaoooooo no fucking way we did the same shit. Dude was a hello fellow kids math teacher. Tried his hardest to be the cool teacher. I beat him in a pushup contest and he got nerd rage. Bitchass nigga. His chad friend got in a relationship with one of the 16 year olds and then married her when she turned 18. Bro was trying his hardest to be him.
>>530550673The Eredar in Warcraft III look exactly like the Draenei in TBC.
You could add Eredar to the Horde and use the TBC Draenei models just with some red skin options.
You don't have to add space ships or say Eredar and Warcraft III Draenei have any link to them.
>>530551373>You could add Eredar to the Horde>>530551097
>>530551373Why would giant demon magic using overloards who want to destroy Azeroth join the horde?
can you fuck off already with your goats and knife ears?
welsh sheep shagger is what you are
>>530551486Why do these hoes want to destroy Azeroth anyways?
>>530551405Thrall's Horde has warlocks openly practicing demonic magic in the heart of Orgrimmar even knowing that they're working against him.
>>530551486Because they're a faction working against the Legion.
>>530551642>being betrayed is the same as letting the enemy into your camp
>>530551757He lets the people who betray him stay right in the middle of his city and continue to practice fel magic and plot against him.
>>530551872like who? for gameplay sake you can't just kill off important quest npcs and have them disappear forever unless you do phasing, which is gay as fuck
the nigger burning blade agents get dealt with but we can't exactly delete the npc the moment someone completes the quest
Give me a brief explanation on why we're killing Onyxia and niggas in Karazhan and BWL. Are they a threat to society? What they do?
>thrall: i hate demon magic it's bad>also thrall: oh hey demon magic users come into my city and practice your demon magic>also also thrall: haha it's okay that you tried to betray me and plotted to kill me, please keep summoning demons in the middle of my city and trying to assassinate me>>530551974>for gameplay sakeThey could have wrote a quest where you kill the guy and had him respawn for gameplay sake but they didn't. Thrall just goes "nah it's cool let him live lol" and he gets away with it.
And if we're just handwaving lore inconsistencies with "gameplay sake" then adding Eredar "for gameplay sake" is fine.
>>530552036Onyxia shits out black dragons and that's a bad color.
BWL is black dragon central, see above.
>>530552205no anon it's not the same at all
>quest for all horde players that removing NPC for would remove said quest for all future playersvs
>actual demon race becoming your alliesmaybe you're right and they just do the onyxia/prestor shit, have an event where you expose and attack/kill and he "fucks off" but respawns so others can interact
maybe epoch will fix it, idfk. playable eredar is still a stretch tho even if i like the race myself.
>>530549736what does this expression convey?
>>530551974You literally could have a quest where you kill Neeru Fireblade and have him respawn like five minutes later. They didn't so lore-wise it's just dumb.
Hell in Stormwind warlocks don't openly practice out in the open. They're hidden away in a cellar. Could have done that with Orgrimmar and had it make a hell of a lot more sense.
Can't complain about private server lore when the official lore is dumb.
>>530552312Can Onyxia take human form? I think the BLW dude is a human before he poofs into dragonform.
>>530552205>also thrall: mighty orc warchief of the horde 1 woman and 1 child failure
>>530552474Do you even play the game?
>>530552036>Onyxiakingnapped the king of Stormwind, sabotaged alliance efforts everywhere
>Karazanturdle fan fiction who cares, in tbc version we just didn't let Eredar fag have his toy
>BWLguy builds an army of dragons as well controls what remained of old horde, sooner or later would've attacked Stormwind and or Ironforge
>>530552464i mean warlocks in org are pushed into the shadow den cave w/e it is where RFC is aren't they? they ain't allowed above ground.
>>530551642Holy shit you are so fucking stupid.
Like impressively retarded.
But again, your brain has been rotted by pornography.
>>530552036>>530552474onyxia is lady katrana prestor and has been manipulating stormwind's politics from behind the scenes (responsible for the stonemasons getting fucked which creates the defias brotherhood, got the king kidnapped, trying to make anduin her puppet)
she's basically a cryptojew
>>530552451>quest for all horde players that removing NPC for would remove said quest for all future playersAre you retarded? NPCs respawn. You would have a quest where you kill Neeru and lorewise he's dead. But in-game he respawns.
They didn't do that. So lorewise Neeru betrays Thrall, plots against him, Thrall knows this but lets him live for no logical reason whatsoever. The lore is fucked.
>>530552568But everyone knows where they are including Thrall which makes no sense whereas in Stormwind it's kept a secret which makes sense. If Thrall is anti-demon and wouldn't let anti-Legion Eredar in the Horde, he wouldn't allow Warlocks to operate and summon demons within the city limits.
>>530552521Yeah but I'm leveling still.
>>530552560What did she do to him after the kidnapping? What was her endgame, because she didn't kill him right?
>>530552474nigga doesn't know about Lady Katrana Prestor
ohononono
Marshal Windsor, save him!
what exactly makes nureinul better than elaynna?
>Throw a dagger to try and LoS a spellcaster
>Other warrior charges it and stuns it in place
what's the fucking point
>>530552731>Anti legion >>>>EREDARAh yes.
The anti legion sargeras.
You dumb fucking porn addict.
>>530552752>What did she do to him after the kidnapping?in vanilla, king wrynn was locked in a basement by naga on an island and during the aq40 war efforts you could save him or something but i don't think anything happened after
>what was her endgamemurder and sabotage mortal races, serve nefarian.
>>530552560>guy builds an army of dragons as well controls what remained of old horde, sooner or later would've attacked Stormwind and or IronforgeI'm a member of the other horde, why would i care about alliance niggas getting sieged?
>>530552850ignore him, he forgot his meds and sometimes hallucinates imaginary people
>>530552763Nureinul listened when fights were explained and learned boss mechanics. Elaynna openly bragged about ignoring Belwynn when he explained boss fights and as a result caused easily preventable wipes all the time.
Nureinul can hold threat and Elaynna never could.
>>530552935No, who the fuck cares?
>>530552928the enemy of your enemy is your friend
total black dragon death, even if it means saving the alliance.
you can fight the alliance
you cannot fight the black dragons at their peak when the alliance are gone.
>>530552757>>530552715Ah damn I got spoiled. Fuck it I guess. Imagine if she was your gf. Maybe she just wanted an Anduin bf. Also maybe during the time she was in SW some lucky guy got a fling with her or something. Dragons have needs too I suppose.
>>530552928because said old horde really hates your guts, same for Nefagian
>>530552928they're also coming for the horde because it's blackhand's son and he thinks thrall and the new horde are a bunch of pussy fakes
>>530553058nigga she has nefarian, lord of the black dragons
she doesn't have any use whatsoevere for your tiny mortal cock
>>530552885>Ah yes.Unironically yes there are many demons and Eredar who are against the Burning Legion. Many of them join under Illidan. Not every Eredar is Sargeras. Believe it or not, demons aren't exactly the most loyal creatures in fantasy settings. The idea that some wouldn't be loyal to the Legion makes sense even if there weren't lore examples of this.
Before you join a lore discussion, look into the lore. Stupid.
>>530552926Oh wait so Nefarian was her bf and she didn't want a human man? Or maybe Nefarian was a cuck?
>>530553058if ur a hunter and u use track dragonkin she shows up on the map in stormwind :)
>>530552763Nothing. They're both terrible tanks. At least Elaynna could hold some threat and occasionally follow voice instructions.
>>530553201no retard stop thinking with your dick
there was no romance or lust involved in her schemes, she did what she did to doom mortals and give a future to her brood.
>>530553201Nefarian is her brother.
>>530552928Because it won't stop with the Alliance
>>530549586there are lots of games that genderlock classes thoughever
and they were made by devs who wanted that
onyxia was too plapable to die
>>530553117>>530553276I don't know bro. If I got isekai'd in the WoW universe with the knowledge I have about WoW, I'd go to Onyxia and be like so uhh yeah I know your deal, so we either have sex multiple times or I'm telling.
>>530553473She'd just kill you with one breath.
>>530553473she'd kill you, you fucking moron
>>530553372where are those games now? starting to get the point? why is this place filled with absolute pea-brained retards
>>530550302ask why and you will have retards claiming "i want to do ascended difficulty ragnaros and gearing takes too long"
I should replay the wc3 campaign again
>>530553548league of legends is popular! hero based games are popular!
i'd love to play a night elf warden. druids should be male only.
>>530553574You should. I should too.
>>530553204Holy shiiiiit
>>530553353Damn ok so she's single and ready to mingle.
>>530553528>>530553547Ok well how about I save humanity by seducing her and making her fall in love with me? She'll give up on her evil plans and nobody will ever know.
Imagine taking the warcraft's lore seriously. Every character is either childless subhuman or 1 child failure. Written by a low vitality faggots
>>530553574played founding of Durotar recently, still great
Chen is with his busted critical strike passive is a sight to behold
>>530553678>Ok well how about I save humanity by seducing her and making her fall in love with me? She'll give up on her evil plans and nobody will ever know.no. you're better off trying to seduce a red/green/bronze actually wait bronzeniggers hate us until we kill c'thun a dozen times. maybe after.
anyway, black dragons have madness within them, don't fuck with them just kill them.
>>530553695Bro trust me I'd give Onyxia at least 3 children easily. Condoms weren't invented back then.
>>530553661hots has maiev
Server isn't even launched, and they're already moving towards Turtle cc2 type of shit?
>>530550895anon go drink your necrolytes your brain is clearly malfunctioning
>>530553857are you a really big fan of survival in vanilla
>>530553857like it or hate it, epoch just wants to be turtle
>>530553813i cannot be tempted, no matter what, to install battle.net again. i'm sad i wont be able to play my waifu maiev but i will survive.
>>530553857surv hunter as it is fucking sucks but they should just give it explosive shot and be done
>>530553807So she's essentially a nigger and her DNA must be culled? Damn, what other single female dragons are there in vanilla of the res/green variety.
>>530553857>melee huntercringe unless tank
>>530553695They don't have a ton of kids because then you have to write those kids as characters. You're supposed to headcanon that they have other children but like with real life politician/celebrity children 90% of them amount to nothing and are completely unnoteworthy.
>>530553907No, but that's irrelevant, since we're gonna be playing with TBC classes.
>>530551872Because captanius retatdus, the quest where you would expose him and the other legion agents at the alliance too working for varimathras and the dreadlords would be exposed, tha quest was cut because chilton is a retard who wanted red vs blu and zero cooperation, only his retarded asspained pvp against paladins because they kept beating his undead mage, and paladins that didnt even had their spells sorted up.
someone spoonfeed me rogue specs for epoch, one for leveling and one for raiding
>>530552036For onyxia basiaclly the entire stormwind quest line from level 1 to 60 is about how she has fucked everything up and everything is terrible.
For bwl he is onyxia's brother and he's also starting to fuck things up and we killed the dark irons and ragnaros who he was fighting so now he's free to do whatever and has to die before he can.
for kara idk nigga I didn't read the custom quests medivh's a faggot who got possessed by a demon and soul sucked everyone there there's a bunch of ghosts haunting it and they're bad and demons are still there go kill the demon before he does demon stuff.
Ultimately Blood Elves being part of the horde is a negative because it redistributes trannies evenly instead of keeping them in the same faction so players chan freely pick between the pozzed and non-pozzed side.
>>530553983uhhhh honestly i don't know. play the game and seek them out, there's some female dragon npcs around at their usual haunts. caverns of time has the bronzies, no idea where to find red or green or blue.
>>530554115oh sure bro it's the same as always
combat for leveling
assa/sub for pvp
combat for pve.
backstab wont be a thing, if you're going daggers you're playing mutilate which isn't great in pve until better gear.
>>530554146>he doesn't know about the fem tauren/troll troons
>>530550493>God fucking damn why canโt we get some smart people to do vanilla plus and add shit people actually want?i am a smart people and i would never play a space goat in a million years. belves are cool though. you see the problem? it's all quite subjective.
in the meantime, trannies, faggots, and lore dweebs can just play one of the many available races and there is no actual problem.
>>530553857>Epoch will be good in 3 yearsNah.The server looks like shit and i just dont see any reason to invest into that.
>>530554128Why is Ragnaros bad? Or did we just want legendary weapons?
>>530554032The lore in vanilla WoW is Thrall discovers Neeru is summoning demons in the middle of the Horde capital to overthrow him and Thrall just lets him live even though they could make a quest where you assassinate Neeru and have him respawn so other players can do the quest like every other quest where you kill NPCs.
There's no lore reason to explain why Neeru lives other than he just does. The lore sucks. The game should have been more consistent on Horde being anti-demon. But they weren't. So having a demon race join the Horde doesn't go against the lore.
>>530554352u would've said the same about tutel
ur weak
ur bloodline is weak
u will die weak
>>530554385ragnaros killed the wind lord elemental, fucking shit up. gave wind powers to his second in commands, was gonna fuck more shit up elementally wise. had to die before he was too strong, he already killed one elemental lord so we had to stop him from killing the others.
>>530553214elaynna was the best tank fmc has ever seen except for fuutank you retard i bet you all still want her back to this day
Epoch will be good as soon as they add enchanting vellums.
>>530554013you're retarded. turtle's survival spec is fucking awesome. it's a legit viable melee + AOE spec.
>>530547145>we won't add races that everyone wants even though it would be easy since they already exist in the 3.3.5 client, but that said we also wont add new races because it takes too much work to make new onesFull retard
>>530554503Daamn bro what happens when an elemental lord dies? We stop having wind?
>>530554631i don't recall asking you a goddamn thing
>>530552763can't wait til epoch completely destroys all these remnants of FMC talk. you troons will scatter to the wind and will continue to plague this general individually, instead of as an organized ultra-annoying force.
>>530554385Because he wants to burninate the entire world and the surrounding zones are such a shithole because that's exactly what he did.
>>530547145>>530547273>muh lore accuracy>but also we are adding brand new things to the server that have nothing to do with the loreAt least Turdie has some vision of expanding upon the wc3 lore. Epoch all just looks like haphazard fanfiction in comparison.
>>530553857Survival hunter should be a tank desu. >Have a talent that upgrades aspect of the monkey into aspect of the gorilla that keeps the dodge but adds extra threat and armor.
>Have the ability to choose between your pet redirecting his aggro to you or working as an off-tank>Bonus threat Mongoose Bite
>>530553123You absolutely retarded porn addicted thing.
Your brain is fully pornified, not a single coherent though in that peanut of yours.
Sad really.
>>530554640AND ALSO NO ENCHANTING VELLUMS AND NO DKS
MAN FUCK THAT STUPID BITCH GAYTOTES
>>530554640At the very least they should add high elves since it'd be so damn easy.
>>530554516Maybe like 5 people in FMC know who Elaynna is, and they don't want him back.
>>530554769youll all be banned in a week for hate speech btw
>>530554730no u nigger. if you've never played survival hunter on turtle, your opinion on them is not warranted, wanted or needed. keep your uninformed retarded thoughts to yourself.
>>530554778Why are the horde fighting him too then? Orgrimmar looks like a Ragnaros zone.
>>530554897why? i keep my hate speech out of general chat since i am an adult. it's not that hard.
>>530554682i have no fucking clue actually
i don't think there was any repercussion for the wind lord dying except maybe less people to stop rag from burning azeroth when he was strong enough
>>530554769It'll just shift from talking about them under their Turtle Wow names to talking about them under their Epoch names, which I'm willing to bet are going to be the same name in many cases. The same thing happened when we went from MB2 to Turtle Wow. Instead of talking about Pearl you talked about Sylma. Same guy just new name. And guess what, he's also playing on Epoch. So you'll be stuck talking about him for the rest of your life.
>>530554781on one hand that's fine by me, i want a new WoW experience that isn't retail.
on the other hand i fully agree with you
what the fuck are they doing? there's no consistency for their changes. no baseline.
>>530555056You're an adult cuck is what you are.
epochud "critiques" so far are
>Sissy can't goon!!!
>N-no le dk (when the game is designed around tbchud)
Yeah, epochud won.
Troons? Hanged.
Loonies? Hanged.
Loony Troony 4channies? Filtered, curb stomped and humiliated.
>>530555250game should be designed around wc3
gender locked classes
no night elves in the alliance
no undead in the horde
and no fucking enchanting vellums
>>530554813i mean, sure i would take some tanking abilities too. monkey is not enough mitigation though and neither is the aspect of the wolf self heal. hunters should indeed be buffed, since they aren't quite A-tier on turtle. MM is A- at best on single target and same for survival on AOE packs. hunter should def be S++ tier.
>>530555162i will just filter out xer new nick
>>530554952The entire world includes horde lands too.
>>530549373No. Go masturbate to child porn elsewhere.
>>530555341>nd no fucking enchanting vellumsWHY NOT THOUGH YOU UGLY FUCKING NIGGER
>>530555480just because of (You) <3
They talk about making the weather more visible on their site but I really didn't notice then ights being darker or anything. Is it based a lot on the zones or something?
>>530555250Truke
>>530555341Epochud is a goosestep in the direction, but it isn't VVALLKRAFT+1488 just yet.
>>530555239can't say i've ever been cucked. i have had sex with women though (lots of times). something you will never achieve.
>>530555426Horde lands look like fucking shit already though.
>>530554402Which was cut, there would be more
>Ashenvale(Alliance) and Barrens(Horde) questline which you discover forsaken apothecaries working with the burning blade>Magatha working with the same group and the tauren who wanted the dwarves dead at camp taraujo wanting to uncover a titan relic beneath the barrens>Later on you would discover that there is a conspiracy running at both sides to face arthas and to end both alliance and horde with the new plague>Undeath cure would be discovered because Varimathras, Balnazarr and Mal'ganis were the original creators of the plague, and knew the cure since the plague was magical in first place.>Quest would end with Varimathras exposed, the cure, found and the legion's plans derailed.it is criminal how much of the game was cut due to the retarded antics of chilton and the eqfags who were more occupied working with one class than developing the rest
even the second bonus campaign for war 3, which would tell the story of stormwind was scrapped
>>530555613Maybe in your dreams dumb gay bitch
>>530547145>>530547273>loretard>adds undead paladins and tauren priests thoughLol? Vanilla WoW already breaks lore
>female nelf druids/male night elf hunters>forsaken joining a faction>azeroth becoming the name of the planet, not just the human kingdom/continent they lived on>orcs went from demon corrupted savage invaders into "misunderstood" morally grey shamanistic exiles just lookin for a homeAnd others I'm probably overlooking. Not adding things people want due to lorefaggotry is what will kill this server.
>>530555402Of course and yet the thread won't change. It'll still be 99% filtered. You'll get one unfiltered post every couple hours and it'll just be responding to someone talking about Newylma or Newlaynna or whatever.
I'm tired of anons choking on cope as they try to pretend this thread will be any different once Epoch releases. I'm looking forward to Epoch but I'm just going to play on the server with non-anons. Likely won't bother much with this thread if at all.
>>530555846ye it's not looking good but perhaps things will change.
i will play on it, for one stupid reason alone: it has a better game client than turtle and i enjoy the nigger minigame of pvp.
>>530552763Nure is constantly trying to learn and improve, seeking advice from other warriors and tanks to become better.
Elaynna literally bragged about how he would mute the raid leaderโs directions, intentionally not bring consumes, and then trash talk his own raids if things went wrong.
>>530550294Draenei also weren't space goats, they were devolved disgusting humans
>>530553473Sheโd have your throat slit in a Stormwind back alley, or throw you into solitary confinement in the Stockades if she were feeling merciful.
>>530555938>thread meta>blogpostingwho asked?
>>530556148stop i already told you i love draenei, you don't have to convince me.
>>530553473would the reincarnation be as a hero like the guy you play as? if not i'd probably just abuse metaknowledge and become a rich trader
>>530555846>orcs went from demon corrupted savage invaders into "misunderstood" morally grey shamanistic exiles just lookin for a homeWarcraft 3 says hi
>>530556378Just you. You pick a class and enjoy the game.
>>530555480Because forcing autistic enchanters to interact with their customers is a net positive for the community
>>530556448>just meso i become a Warcraft human(7ft tall, ripped, capable of cleaving orcs)?
ye i can roll with that. would probably play mage or paladin, those are the most op canon classes.
>eredar for horde
Yes.
>but demons
If you can play a horde warlock, Eredar for Horde makes sense.
>>530556448then it's hunter for me
Most of the lorelets in here are of the latter variety in picrel
>>530555795The truke is that wow lore was dead the femtosecond red vs blue was canonized and enforced, shitting on wc3 tradition of race mixing and alliances.
>>530551642autistic kaytotes should remove all non orc warlocks cause only orc warlocks are lore accurate and non orc warlock is a retcon for story writing purposes as he described in his space goat retcon blog !!!
>>530555803no, sorry faggot. just my ex wife and many girlfriends before that. now i don't worry about sex since it's not even that great. but all you retarded troons do is ERP because you will never even come close to getting the real thing. except from your dildos. you know this is true, and describes you to a T, so you might as well give up. accept that you are human trash and a forever virgin (blowing out your asshole with dildos doesn't count). it's okay, but if you were to be less gay and troon-like, even (You) could have sex with a real life woman. think on that, instead of replying.
>you will never be a manari with a girthy futa horsecock that feels the tug of Assumi summoning you from the twisting nether to use you as a sex toy
It's sick how this thread actually makes me want to play wow just to get away from it. Keep it up assholes.
>>530556756true
warcraft always had the mercenary thing where u could hire w/e u want.
>>530556756The real truke is that warcraft lore was never very good and the further away from the straight warhammer ripoff it start off as it gets, the worse it becomes.
>>530556909the best part is you can install private servers for FREE to scratch the itch and then never touch the game again
until you start to feel the itch...
>>530556742>Broc the Orc wants to share with the world the delights of orcish pastries. He only fights so he can get money to open a bakery.This is Vanilla Thrall except Thrall don't fight.
>>530557043I haven't spend a dime on any blizzard game since Cata came out
>>530557153Thralls a human (green).
>>530557196based. i cannot say the same for me, as i did play legion and bfa.
>>530554781>>530555219What are some lore un-friendly things that Epoch is adding to the game?
how do we get the troon faggots of this general to either stay on turtle or even re-roll on retail classic in protest? epoch might not work out so i don't want them on turtle either. i am glad the troon guild broke up but this is not enough. i do not want to share server racks with them. i am so sick of troon shit.
sylma used to love nefarian and onyxia...
>>530556742You realize all that modern fantasy shit started with Warcraft III decided Orcs needed to be "noble savages." It's a fundamental part of the Warcraft lore.
>>530557454Just play a server that has a heavy gameplay focus and thus is hated by loony troonies.
>>530557454With a mindset like that you are part of the problem and equally insufferable as the people you were talking about.
>>530557454>Trying to avoid troons when you're playing private servers that attracts troons in the first place
>>530557536night elves were supposed to be the noble savages but more savage than noble
I thought the epoch waiting room would be turtle but turns out its turbo shitposting in wpsg
>>530557536Who asked? Who cares? Garbage cuck lore is still garbage cuck lore, even if it was the first of it's kind.
>>530557792>Who asked?(You) did.
>>530557674loving it actually
sparking autism discussion instead of namefag tranny "drama"
>>530556795>now i don't worry about sex since it's not even that greatunless oyu are literally over the age of 60 then i feel sorry for you
everyone in my business circle aged between 30-50 is either banging his wife almost daily or visiting brothels like it's a sushi bar
maybe go check your testosterone before you get prostate cancer
>>530557792>Garbage cuck lore is still garbage cuck loreYes which is why you really ought not get mad over WoW lore because it was always modern fantasy bullshit. "Orcs aren't really the bad guys, actually they're noble and honorable." "Forsaken aren't that bad." "Those Scarlet Crusade guys are evil zealots and religion is bad!" It's always been this way so why get mad that someone wants to play as a demon or whatever?
>mfw CoA (chad of aryanhood) player
>Mfw I don't have to content with hardstuck tranilla addicts
Kek
>>530556756The original plan for WoW
>let us have a DAOC style game where the player is loyal to whatever he wants and the world is a post-apocalyptic hell where all races are trying to rebuld while dealing with war against other things, even inbetween themselves.>the moment chilton got in after killing ultima online with the PVP gear patch: Nah this is boring put red vs blu since i never played the games, and let me do nothing outside terrorize my employees with my undead mage and seethe over paladins, also hire the people i know from EQ and SoE like j. allen brack, he did great with star wars and wing commander QA.
>try to erp with every single person playing a female character but none of them want to erp with you
>"what no blowjob? fuck this i hate you trannies! in fact i hope sylma killed herself lol! you guys never have sex! i have sex all the time irl! irl sex is great! erpers are losers!"
many such cases
>>530558064What kind of retarded mindset is this? Oh we started off with stupid ideas but if we keep pushing similar stupid ideas surely that will make things better.
>>530558517A realistic mindset. Game's lore was shit since Warcraft III. If you want to do Vanilla+ cool do that but don't cry about "modern fantasy" when Vanilla is modern fantasy.
If you want to make a WoW pserver where the lore is completely different and more akin to traditional fantasy where Orcs are actual monsters you can make that but it's not Vanilla+.
>>530558490I think he did score with the two townbikes Asa and Eli after all, he talked on discord something about those two inviting him to the raid last week.
>>530558706>asa and eli are inviting me to a raid?>MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!
>>530558692If you want "traditional fantasy wow" that game exists and it was called Warhammer Online.
Today is the only day that LFR on Tauri MIGHT pop and I'm too busy to play AND I can only play NA evenings
Basically? It's over.
>>530558692Yeah the pservers are doing vanilla+ lore and you are part for the crowd bawling and bitching about it because NOOOOOO CANT HAVE HIGH ELVES TROONS NOOOO.
Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>530559234High elves are a part of vanilla lore and are in vanilla wow.
>>530555250Based
>>530555341Even more based
>>530555575Extremely based
>>530559059doesnt warhammer have steampunk stuff like flamethrowers?
>>530557559with a mindset like that, you haven't spent any significant time in this general. it's been nothing but middle school ERP troon drama for several years.
>>530559059>the writer's poorly disguised fetish: the franchiseI think Warhammer SUCKS
>>530557593>private servers that attracts troons in the first placebut why? this makes no sense. it's just wow but better. there is no reason it would appeal to troons more than to non-sexual deviants.
>>530559749Troons are more likely to be autistic and unemployed than the norm.
This thread will go from gay ERP shit, soi drama and lewd screenshots to Epochuds screaming racial slurs and biggotry to get it out of our systems.
>>530559059Too bad RoR SUCKS
>>530559749wow is already an autistic tranny game
the hardest core of the trannies that feel disenfranchised by blizzard and want a more fan-curated experience go to private servers
that or they're broke and can't afford it
>>530559869of course. but there are plenty of autistic unemployed persons in wowg and wowcg and way less troon talk. perhaps it's the "willing to try new things" aspect of the troon? which is honestly respectable, but back in the olden days this was called being a "free spirit" not "chop off your dick and mentally regress to 7th grade."
>>530559563Not him but with Warhammer Online the only remotely steampunk elements are Dwarven Engineers which aren't nearly as goofy as say Gnomes are in World of Warcraft.
Steampunk itself isn't modern fantasy, as there does exist modern steampunk.
>>530559991Epochstuds don't really care about racial slurs though. We are too busy actually playing the game and enjoying it.
>>530547273They should have broken/lost ones as playable and give them new casting animations, not just tauren ones
epoch is transgender friendly
epoch account registrations are open tomorrow for all of the newfags that didnt make one before. hopefully kaytotes gives all of the pre-registered accounts a cool pet so i can immediately tell who's cool or not
How it shpuld have been:
Horde (Orcs, Trolls, Tauren and Ogres) are evil, brutal savages but actually believe in honor and strength.
The alliance (no night elves) is "nice" and civilized but is gay and decadent and plagued by infighting
Zombies and elves are hostile mobs and neutral npcs.
There, you have two factions that are more nuanced while still giving the player a reason to pick either.
>>530561231I will get a FOMO pet but I will never, ever use it. I'll just privately know I'm better than you
>>530561278why should nelves be neutral when they helped the rest of the alliance defend the world tree in war 3?
>>530552036Karazhan has weird shit going on, like demonic mutations, blue dragonflight sniffing around being suspicious in general and powerful elementals running rampant.
Eventually you find out that the Legion is trying to open a connection to Azeroth and you blow up their vanguard.
>>530561278>Horde (Orcs, Trolls, Tauren and Ogres) are evil, brutal savages but actually believe in honor and strength.Well yes the Horde (or more specifically the Orcs) took their entire "noble savages" schtick from the old Warhammer Khorne lore. He's the God of blood, murder etc but back then he was also nuanced in the sense that murdering or fighting someone weaker (or worse, defenceless) was seen as dishonourable and pathetic. That's the lore Metzen was inspired by (copied). It has since then been diluted in to the unrecognizable tranny mess it is today.
This thread will go from gay ERP shit, soi drama and lewd screenshots on Turtle Wow to gay ERP shit, soi drama and lewd screenshots on Project Epoch.
Can't wait for you guys to jerk off to Epochsylma. Can't wait for all the fishing posts that are just an excuse to post pictures of your character's ass. Can't wait for you guys to talk about how much you hate Full Epoch Company and how Epochelaynna is such a bad person.
New server. Same anons. Same thread. Same shit.
>>530561591night elves helped the rest of the alliance defend nordrassil? umm no sister the rest of the alliance helped the night elves
and it was more an enemy of my enemy situation rather than a real alliance being formed
like with ashenvale: the night elves joined the alliance because the warsong clan were chopping the forest down and the horde/ws just so happened to be enemies with the alliance
>>530561826This thread will go from gay ERP shit, soi drama and lewd screenshots on Turtle Wow to gay ERP shit, soi drama and lewd screenshots on Project Epoch.
Can't wait for you guys to jerk off to NIGGER. Can't wait for all the fishing posts that are just an excuse to post pictures of your character's NIGGER. Can't wait for you guys to talk about how much you hate Full NIGGER Company and how NIGGERis such a bad person.
New NIGGER. Same NIGGERS. Same NIGGER. Same NIGGER.
>>530552036>Onyxia>BWLBlack dragons want to destroy Azeroth.
>KarazhanYou're a loot goblin and Karazhan has a bunch of magic shit in it ripe for the taking.
If you hate it so much why are you still here?
puhrl
md5: ca59fdd15b04a11eaa379009aa6a0c77
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>>530496310>Turtle tranny mad cause their servers gonna die when chadpoc releases having a schizo meltdown
>>530562310hopefully we will clean up the turtle shit from OP as well
what class/spec do i play if i want to suck ass and get gear
my female troll shaman on epoch will exclusively fuck human male warriors and paladins
>>530545369>nobody wants to quit because they wasted their lives gearing their characters>Their face when epoch comes out and takes 90% of their remaining player base
>>530562476just play hunter, is that even a question?
>>530561826It's not even this general, it's the entire playerbase.
Private server players are a closed echosystem. You can change the server and the rules but you'll be met with the same retardation you were on Troondle
why are you guys so obsessed with trannies anyways? you know normal men and women play wow too, right?
>>530563001>normal womenno, either whales or bipolar bitches
t. dated second type
>>530563001Nope, the only people that play classic wow private servers are chuds, neckbeard redditards, and trannies.
>>530563001Trannies talk bad about chuds to feel better about themselves, chuds talk bad about trannies to feel better about themselves.
It's the never-ending tranny-chud wars in 4chin.
Trannies beat chuds, which beat normalfags, which beat trannies and that is called balance
>>530562628>Private server players are a closed echosystem.This is true but at the same time the pserver echosystem is so much larger than this thread. You can join a new server and meet people you haven't met before. While I'm sure many of the players on Epoch will have played on Turtle at least once, there's a good chance you'll still meet someone on Epoch that you didn't know on Turtle, or who didn't play Turtle at all.
With this thread you're talking to the same anons. Some come in and some come out but most of the posts come from the same people you've been talking to. If you join a /wpsg/ guild on Epoch, a lot of the people you'll be guilded with are going to be former or current FMCers.
In fact some of the "new" anons who joined FMC were actually old ones who just made alts to rejoin it. In some cases it was incredibly obvious because they'd mention things they had no real way of knowing about if they were truly new.
>>530562215>skinwalking a chubby irish crossdresser
>>530563001trannies can only afford either hormones or WoW subs, true story
>>530563587>In fact some of the "new" anons who joined FMC were actually old ones who just made alts to rejoin it. In some cases it was incredibly obvious because they'd mention things they had no real way of knowing about if they were truly new.No one have noticed that I'm not really new yet.
>>530563779That's good for you then. Just try to be nicer this time around and nobody will even care. Even when I found a few out or had them outright confess it to me, I just never really bothered to out them because it ultimately didn't matter.
>>530563587It's funny that FMC hasn't yet figured out you can /ginfo to see accounts number, and if that doesn't go up someone is sneaking in an alt
>>530563145you didn't date anything cucky
>this thread is only going to get worse over the next two weeks
>>530564028wtf oh no no no
>>530564227thats the price of collabs
>>530564227>>530564289im sorry I thought I was in the honkai star rail thread, forgive me...
>>530564028Can someone in FMC do /ginfo and post it? I'm curious.
>>530564028Doesn't work though because you just make new accounts for alts.
>>530564449what's in it for me?
what is FMC? i'm here to hear about the schizos of epoch and autistic mods and i keep hearing about FMC, trannies, and random peoples names that no one knows
>>530564664autismo squad that plays on turtle
About to go work out. Between sets I will be thinking about ways in which I can improve my tank and healer play.
>>530564028This is how I caught a couple. But like
>>530564517 said it isn't absolute because a lot of people just make new accounts when they create alts purely so they can two-box if they need to. Or at least I do.
You also have to know what the /ginfo was right before they joined.
I'm starting to think my Troll Warrior will never find boots that cover his feet
>>530564801It also doesn't work if they leave the guild on one character and rejoin on another. Which is what a couple anons did. One you can probably guess. Another requires deep lore.
>>530564227mmm I am thinking we should start making Bingo card for this
>launch delay>DDoS>FMC and turtle player doing 180 about not leaving turtle >Iron Soul players dying due to bug/roll back>Server is Overwhelmingly Alliance despite closed stress test showing almost 50/50 split
ross has autism he deleted my comment but didnt ban me
>>530562526exact same but female orc...
>>530565023There definitely are quite a few FMCers who are trying to straddle the fence. "I might play on Epoch, but I'll still play on Turtle" but what they really mean is that they want to follow the crowd and aren't sure if the others will stay or leave.
>>530564028My new character is on a different account, that wouldn't work.
>>530565257it's an MMO, you have to follow the crowds
>>530565120thought you were talking about the Initiative Moldman
>>530565120What did you post, "nigger nigger nigger"?
>>530565485please be quiet for several days
>>530565393Following the /wpsg/ crowd is retarded though.
>>530565393You don't have to follow shit, especially not any retards from /vg/
>>530565430 i didn't post NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER in chat they made that up as an excuse to ban me my name was westigger in game and the trannies found me
>>530565680this desu
just join a comfy dad guild and you get the same frens feel without all the problem characters
>>530566107Are the trannies with us in the room now?
>>530565894>I WILL play a dead serverbased
>>530566164The problem is most anons in this thread would be kicked if they joined a gamerdad guild. There's maybe a two or three from FMC that would fit into a gamerdad guild.
tbf, at first i made a paladon high elf girl but when i heard some bitch talking in really bad English instead of blood elf voice lines i decided to go with human girl warlock.
>>530566517very punchable face
>>530566517made for stinkiest muskiest barely sentient feral worgen males
ross is off his meds today autistic overload
>>530566517>picks high elf>expects blood elf intro movieThe voice acting is extremely amateurish I give you that but are you really this retarded?
>>530566107Ah yes, the old "explain what's the problem? t. nate higgers". They really need to hardware ban these.
does epoch have any armor class specialization or is cloth and shit still gonna be need rolled by plate/mail/leather shitters
High Elf city guards don't even say anything when giving you directions, bro. And epoch has 10% of the dev team btw
>>530567559Please stop being transphobic
>>530567116>phone verification needed since 2024 on their discordw h y
>>530567786It's also required on turtle discord.
>>530567798>posting frogs isn't a banable offenseNext F R E S H when?
>>530568164never joined that one
>>530568394It has been required for a while now
I have never seen a tranny irl yet I shitpost about them all the time on the internet... kinda fun anyways
>>530565023Most current and former FMC members I have asked about Epoch have shown interest in playing on it
>>530567786>w h yMost basic filter for trolls and retards. Almost every "serious" Discord has that.
>>530568571try your capital, unless you live in emirates or something you will see one eventually
>>530567223Male High elf still has the original Leonardo voice actor so yeah, i guess i am?
>>530568394It is, I haven't been able to post there for about 3 or 4 months. I used to be able to post just fine before.
>You must verify your identity by phone before you can send messages in this server.
>>530568752probably too many people yelling about trannies
>>530568672almost never see it enforced anywhere
>retardswell pardon me enlightened one for not giving up my phone number to data harvesting company just to ask a question
>>530568924>he's too dumb to have disposable phone numbersWhat's next, not having throwaway gmail accounts? Thanks for proving my point, I guess.
>classic defensive stance is 1.3x threat
>retail is 5x
yikes
>>530568924lol dude just use a google phone number
>>530568719>you will see one eventuallyI live in portland OR of all places and only ever seen a handful
All this hooplah over some insignificant demo
>>530568579no one cares about your tranny guild FMC you are the same three faggots posting about your irrelevant guild on turtle wow with 20 transgender members
Revenge stunning is fucking kino
>>530569238nobody cares about your discord escapades neither
>Progression server that WIPES after 1-2 of WoTLK
EXCEPT
>Monks included from day 1
The perfect server
>>530569094Retail tanks have 9x
>someone is trying to namefag me now
loving every laugh but it doesn't stop ross from not taking his meds
>>530569084>free phone numbers eventually get detected by discord, teehee verify it>pay to use ONE discord channelno thank you
>>530569709>imagine not having a burner
>the epoch talk is now centered around discord faggotry
Grim
>>530570257It's been like that for days bucko
>wtf why are you guys not talking about the server when nothing new has come out
turtle can't compete with achievement farming
>>530569507you shut the fuck up sir this is an epoch thread now and im the captain
>>530571206I couldn't even be the captain of a rowboat
>Talk about a server that you can't even play on at the moment
Brazilian moment?
>>530571382that's why i'm the cap and you arent
>>530569957not everyone can sell crack to high school kids anon, you're the man
>>530571771I'm much more comfortable on land anyways.
Dwarf warrior, dwarf paladin, or dwarf shaman on Epoch bros?
Maybe even dwarf mage.
>>530572062better be sure and pick Dwarf Dwarf
my name will be kneegrow in game
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How am i supposed to do this?
>>530572479try not being fucking retarded you absolute waste of fucking space
can i get a list of the FMC sluts and their quirks? also which one has the biggest cock
>>530572556OMFG?
I just ran into another cute warlock girl and we did it together.
>>530572832Please refrain from posting, thank you.
>>530572560whisper nureinul, futa dwarf
>>530572560asalys likes swallowing greasy shids
no cock
elicia likes gargling greasy shids
no cock
sylma likes rimming dogs
no cock
telol likes watching all of the above
knee length cock
fish likes being cucked
itty bitty penis
>>530573162>scatposter nonny...
no one cares troons @ me on epoch if you want to fight
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>>530573542No, fight me here
>>530572560fumi is a tsundere and sucks massive cock
>>530508872>but mage and hunter mostly attract the type of people that give up before or shortly after hitting 60that's cause those are the smart classes to play as your first character on a new server and most people who are smart don't end up sticking around for raidlogging since it's not fun.
>>530572479>>530573547Is this Elaynna making a new character again?
>>530574042Gerra 2.0 arc?
>>530572479Just fucking shadowbolt them you doublenigger
>>530514450niggers on the discord say boomie is going to be OP. shaman less so. if that helps. but then again, shamans on turtle think they are underpowered as well.
>>530527054I miss old world pvp but people who play this game now are absolute schizo nolife losers and completely take the fun out of it
learned my lesson not to bother with turtle pvp when I tried low lvl twink pvp, absolute garbage community who takes it way too serious.
>>530572560Sure buddy this is my personal list from doing ERP with these
Plapsalys; knots, scat, sub
Elicia: knots, eggs, sub
Nureinul: paizuri standing, femdom, ball busting
Fuutrans: scat, nazism, futa
Fish: anal, sub, gay
Sunethil: futa, anal, dom
Aoi: handholding, family building, cuddling
Eliora: trans, deep throat, swallowing
Telol: smell, farts, bear
Stab: stab, stab, stab
Waffle: drugs, mind break, lobotomy
To answer your question about cocks, Aoi probably has the biggest cock because she can shapeshift any size, but disqualifying that, it's tied between Telol and Fuutrans
caged until epoch release...
hi biological female here, what is epoch?
>>530574946back to the kitchen and cook my dinner
>>530574946Epoch is the area between the balls and the anus of a dog or of man
>>530574680This never happened.
>>530574946Show me your tits, faggot
>>530574674>missing sylma's dryad futa hole wrecker
>>530574674nobody erps with me but im going to consider ur description of me canon
abbey
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You will never be a biological woman.
>>530575214it's 'happening' right now and has been for 38 days so far
>https://spinthewheel.app/jrIj6EJrRv
post your pochie class
>>530575832Who the fuck needs to be a biological woman?
Just larp in WoW and online all day. This is what true autists really want anyway, not to be a normie woman living a normal life.
Also, biological women have normal sex drives, and feel horny OCCASIONALLY. How are you supposed to goon every day like that?
Makes no sense.
>>530576350If you are too stupid to read the OP you deserve it
>>530575958>got the one i was planning to go anywaybased
>>530576573honestly I never read OPs they are too long but you're right.
>>530575315As I said this is from personal experience, I didn't get to ERP with Sylma
>>530575830You don't have to lie Nureinul
>>530576704Name?
>>530577218i keep asking u to rp with me and u dont!
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is there any way to get around this (or can I just manually install epoch?
I don't want to reinstall the whole ass client and all the files are surely the same
>>530575315only gargoth would know sylma's kinks
>>530552928Yeah, horde has no reason to be in vanilla raids. Lore was written by and for the alliance back then.
>>530578270explain AQ then?
>>530577991Client is like 12gb or some small shit, gayass nigga. Just have a separate folder.
>>530578381It has all races collecting peaceblooms but the lore is about night elves and Staghelm.
>>530577991magnet:?xt=urn:btih:66404A9E844F829676BBB7B879C81C984BBAAA56&dn=3.3.5-enUS-minified&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moeking.me%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fvibe.community%3A6969%2Fannounce
>>530578593the lore literally says that "some adventurers" killed big daddy C
>>530552036>Are they a threat to society?obviously. the dragons are like time traveling jews. except in the reality of warcraft, 80% of them are helping the good goys (alliance) and 20% of them just want to nuke everything. that's onyxia, nefarian, their daddy, etc.
so that's why we want to kill them to save the world. also, horde is the nigger faction, if that wasn't clear from the lore.
>>530573704shut the hell up you stupid nig
im friends with the admens on epoch you stupid niglets cant hold a feather to me
>FMC is raiding
>thread is dead quiet
curious
ok I just got done learning about epoch and it sounds cool, is this where you guys are all going to play?
>>530580246Shit ain't even out yet, literally nobody can predict how it's gonna hold up in a month. Use your fucking brain you imbecile.
>>530580246No that's for the redditora. Us 4channers are on squirtle.
>>530580246it's F R E S H so a lot of people will try, if they stay who knows. seems like the GMs are just as gay as turtle and love making up excuses to ban players so just never chat ingame and you're good.
>>530580403i like you anon do you want to be my first in-game friend?
>>530580164I wouldn't call doing a 40 man raid with 16 people raiding.
>>530580632I'm not falling for that.
>>530580691be my friend NOW!!!!!!
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>>530580890what is your favorite game, your answer will determine the outcome of your gamble
my offer of friendship is at stake
>It's World of War...no, not blizzard game
>>530580890enough of your games potion seller, i am going into battle, and i need your strongest potions
wow
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I will now play your server
>>530581157NTA but my favourite game is EU4
>>530581310does this make warriors more tolerable for questing?
>>530581310>le TBC design>but brownies get bladestorm and victory rushI'm getting retarded devs fatigue. Next FRESH when?
>>530582002yeah but now im worried because it doesnt mention the healing portion its suppose to have
>>530581310mhm now i wanna play warrior not druid
>>530581157system shock 2
>>530582091>he isn't playing the Felmyst 4 closed beta
>>530582368>gummy'sI'm unironically hyped for his next episodes. I wonder how's going to trump the "no addons" arch.
>>530581157i beat doom 1 and 2 on ultra-violence this past year, which was fun as heck! excluding blizzard entirely though also takes the RTS and ARPG and even TCG genres out of the running for many people, so a bit too limiting.
>>530582485I pledge allegiance to no nation only to the almighty Gummy52
>>530582091>le TBC design>but brownies get bladestorm and victory rushthis is a vanilla+ server. in vanilla, warriors are the best class. so wrath abilities for TBC warriors makes perfect sense if you want to stay true to that 'niller feel.
kek at the titi guy
go post on discord some more about the draenei model
>>530582140>it doesnt mention the healing portion its suppose to havePretty sure that was added in a later expansion
>>530582140sad news, no heal. so there is still no way i am rolling warrior. which is unfortunate cause i do want to try one.
>>530581157Bonk's Adventure on TurboGrafx16