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>>530539170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
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https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1365
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1500
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>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#
Next character is Fahk's rape victim
this game is for the gays
>>530672460what does her shit taste like bros
https://www.sooplive.com/teamyamasa
https://tonamel.com/competition/H76QQ/tournament
STL day 6 (japan)
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>>530672638huh why isn't it on the regular atl stream?
>>530672779it's a japanese tournament so the japanese are commentating in their own channel
they are streaming if you want to hear koreans talk over them
https://ch.sooplive.co.kr/atl
i want that reepal stream
>>530673054he's been really inconsistent for some reason
he restreamed yesterday's stream but not the others
>BAMCO don't patch the game
BOOOOO!. Bamco don't listen us! Bamco don't read the complaints in twitter
>BAMCO patch the game
BOOOOO! Bamco listened twittertards.
>nobody really complains about the patch
>knee say he wont talk bad about the balance anymore and leaves it to bamco to make a good game
>no big pushback for more ingame ads
>new colab is a fucking joke
Total harada victory. Everyone kneels.
>no one gives a fuck now
>total victory
>>530674408now if only her face was actually cute like this in game and not an absolute horror
>>530675619Everyone looks like shit in SF6
I let my dad try my new joystick, and he locked in my main, I am his son.
had something really funny happen just now and i can't stop laughing like the joker
me too, she couldnt stop tonguing my anus
even if this new character was a girl it would not salvage this shit
realistically what could help this game out?
>>530675847With some exceptions male characters tend to look cool. Female characters however are ugly as sin. It'a crazy to me that people find Cammy hot when her face looks like that. If they manage to make CViper and Ingrid look good I will actually stick with the game instead of playing four matches and quit
>>530676385Unlucky Chloe with a bat and INT stance and I will come back like a bitch
However they will release more anime male characters like the french and Clive
>>530676637In what planet does Mai look ugly?
if I input anything after I lock in a character, game crashes.
Fahk was supposed to be the final nail in the coffin to kill this game wtfahk happened
the final nail in the coffin happened
>>530677945It is the least successful dlc release so far. Player numbers are lower compared to all the previous ones.
>>530677945>what happenedThe game is dead
Once Harada closes his Twitter all weโll have left is Murray
>>530678735I'm a man bro, you can tell because I in fact have a father and a good relationship with him, btfo tourist.
>>530680018I don't know how Bamco didn't give a panel to this artist yet.
He is amazing.
>>530682391deviantart tier.
>>530682391that art is not it bruh
i tried pranking my father and he punched me in the face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXCkpXY1cuc
>>530685209new King of the Hill char?
and we are all thankful for that
>>530685730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFFgRRLInD4
I hate this awful inflationary ranking system
No same rank is the same even like a week apart
Emperor was top 3.5% a week ago and now it's top 5.63%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXOQPiputug
finally got hemorrhoids from sitting on my ass all day for 30 years.
we're all enjoying Fahkumram right now
we're all getting ready for the next battle, playing tekken 8 hours a day
>>530692714Too busy having sex with Anna the whole day she won't let off sorry
>>530693261how many times has she shat on your dick?
Why does Bryan have a knee he can press on the ground that counterhit launches? I thought only Bears and King had moves while grounded? (i.e the King spring kick and the Bear meme attacks they do on the ground)
I don't know why this patch gave Bryan the ability to use a knee counterhit launcher while grounded.
They gotta do something about that knee on the ground shit he does you can't apply pressure on him if you knock him down. Even then like Pandas slap while she's grounded doesn't even CH launch, why does Bryan get Bear specific memes but they CH launch. Fucking ridiculous erasing character identity giving Bryan grounded counterhit launching knees.
they gotta normalize tech rolls. i can't play the game unless every character has consistent tech roll speed and distance covered. seems like law has the fastest tech roll in the game while lars can tech roll to the moon and evade everything even at the wall. while bryan's side roll is so fast he can ch launch you after a +20 knockdown. anyone agree with nerfing bryan's side roll or at least making everyone the same side roll speed?
it's about time the incompetent devs make all tech rolls and side rolls normalized because it's too gimmicky that oki fails sometimes because ""le it's Lars identity to tech roll really far"", or "Law is a karate kid so he should tech roll really quickly XD" or "Bryan should have the best sideroll in the game because he just should OK". This has like no consistency and it's so obscure it doesn't make any sense design-wise to lose entire games because you didn't memorize the distance or speed of a Bryan side roll.
>>530694534Are you talking about ws3?
Otherwise he doesn't have a grounded knee move that I can think of
just nutted to hyper futa docking
>>530695358yeah i dont know how he did it grounded, maybe the rollback frames
stop telling Harada to listen and not listen
everything's fucked and it can't be fixed
im tekken king after 5k games
>>530696468the biggest problem is that devs are retarded ,but lets be real here for a sec. twitter genbus might be even worse
>>530696468>discord channelcan't believe harada will be cancelled and have youtube video essays explaining his downfall
sucks they took a game that could've been about practice and skill and they made it about genetics
>>530697225i look like this
they ghost nerfed the range of lili d3
>>530697240or they could have the competence to not look at socials and address the glaring issues with Tekken 8. Amazing how they're basically blaming the community for the game's problems.
It's not us, its you guys feeding us the bad information making the game bad! Stop giving us bad information and give us only good information so we don't have to think or take responsibility for anything!!!
>>530696976Asuka should start feuding with Xiaoyu because look at that freakish fucking neck
if kuni isn't next season my life is over
https://youtu.be/44LaH19HZ7s
claygawd has spoken.
Whens Fauk out for realsies?
>>530697981>glaring issues with Tekken 8.Be specific, what are they?
>>530699807it's not as fun as Tekken 7, even with Tekken 7 being not fun at times
>>530682445>>530682445Nah.
His art is amazing. And truly tekken enjoyer.
Why did they make Yoshi's flash easier to punish if it whiffs but not throws, that are more universal?
throws are already dogshit and nigh unusable
go practice your breaks instead of whining like this is xitter and you need more handholding to play the game because you are giga bad
>>530700083nigga failed to be specific with unlimited time to reply
you have no clue and just want to complain when you lose and thats ok
you shouldnt get mental frame advantage cause you whiffed a throw it's just nonsensical
>>530700189>Why did they make Yoshi's flash easier to punish if it whiffs but not throwsThey did like 2-3 patches ago buddy
>>530700945nigga ur the only one who plays tekken 8 in this general
Can confirm Fagcumrag is broken as shit after having played against one. Best lows and highs in the game.
>>530700186>Chloe has giant titsTrash
>>530700186Always liked the art. Makes me miss Lucky Chloe
>>530701262Crouch? If you're a real character you can literally launch all of his lows
what stream?
personally I'm hanging about until the EWC ceremony starts, in about 30 mins
>>530700186>im join the TEKKEN7 TORNAMENTeslkino
oh it was EWC lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OekfNkeo30
game will be in a better place in a couple more patches
>>530702138>fatal furrydamn did they even get enough people to play the game to fill the quali spots?
you now remember kony 2012
The over aggression just makes things more one sided so it feels even worse to be on the losing end.
When you're the one dishing it out you feel like you're a god.
The constant mini cutscenes during the match and too many guaranteed follow ups after certain moves makes this game even more exhausting than it should be. They went all out with that shit for the whole cast
>>530702365I have no idea!
>only non-kain billy hotaru hokutomaru
>0-3 darkangel Terry
>1-3 poongko Gato
grim
snk players are whores to the meta, if they played T8 and no one else they would only go for top 2
>Arslan plays SNK
>Tierwhores
>Xiaohai plays SNK
>Tierwhores
>Knee played fatal fury
>Tierwhores
Hmmm there's some merit to that hypothesis
>whiffed orbital into bryan rage drive (i16) is faster than xiaoyu ff1+2 (i14)
Yeah man. Good being the only legit player past bushin ranks.
>>530702524it was hard for me to play tekken 8 for long periods of time, im sure its more exhausting now with all the install characters
>>530703454what about poongko?
>>530703721he's a SF GAWD
It'd be nice if this "Game" had gameplay instead of whatever genetic trash garbage shithole test it is testing.
whatever just uninstalled the little emotional normie genetic game trash
>stopped trash people like Knee, Arslan and _______ from being crying babies that appealed to X to cry for nerfs only against chars they don't like
>shat on Murray, Nakatsu and Harada at the same time
>toned down their retarded ego
>made even some drones reinstall
>almost made PhiDx, Speedkicks and the non functional EU players quit the franchise
it did nothing but improve the "community"
season 3 will tear us apart
>>530703891Shut the fuck up, Lili is for fucking and nothing else. Play a real character like Jack8
wasnt even playing lili was playing xiaoyu but i uninstalled until i dont know what but whatever i have negative talent
all these people you see past tekken king? they are post docs with parents who studied law or medicine
Is it just me or does Fahk have a T7 backdash
>>530704998They realized it doesn't matter if they changed it since it's T8
past tekken king: mashing brown tards
>>530704550his ancestors took the sun pill
what happened to looney lili?
>>530693261wife material~
My IQ? 107 to 115 range.
My rank in Tekken 8? Tekken King.
My rank in Tekken 7 before 1k hours of Tekken 8? Raijin.
the community has been torn apart at the seams! It has never been this bad!!!
45 THOUSAND DORRARS?!?!??
It's hilarious pre-season 2 I was Tekken God and now I'm a Tekken King megatoilet. And I've played a ton so I should theoretically be Tekken God Supreme, so that means I've dropped 3 full ranks of skill just because of a patch which is rather strange isn't it. I guess the game was patched to be more friendly to people with higher IQs or more neurotypal tendencies, as my IQ is only 109 or so. Must be one of the only 109 IQ players at Tekken King, everyone is higher.
hai. hai.
sou desu.
etoo
we no ronger risten.
all i care about your penis size, linganon
Nobody has ever asked about my penis size except my doctor
>>530703721>poongkoshat on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Adk2BtqUb0
I have average
IQ and I am Tekken King after 5000 games.
fahk definitely has a microdick
Fahk will be killed in 4 days by a stronger more badass character
>>530708000negan bash fahkumram with bat
what is it about men that is so brillant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyHgQMYVl6k
For every Fuckh I'll meet in ranked in this session I'll play an hour of the Uma gatcha instead of tekken.
remember a thing called haired pussy and tekken 8?
>>530712128She does during summer.
>>530708000I miss him so much
Just saw a big step in the right direction in my toilet
>>530713647why does tekken team struggle so much to produce content??? it's easy using ue5
my life could use some big steps in the right direction let me tell you that
>>530713647Wow a choker on the left and hair on the right!
We don't condone that in here
I think a lot of people use the pro struggles with T8/SF6 to validate the complaints of their own skill issues.
Yes, the best players in the world have to guess for their lives vs Atif's Anna.
No you did not have to guess to get that promo vs the TGS Anna. Your neutral was bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi8xsZXibIc
blud said neutral in T8/SF6
the game was just made too unfriendly for those in the 105-115 range of IQ
why's no one complaining about bryan's side roll speed?
because
you're fucking trash
you're garbage man
>>530718704I TRIED EVERY BUTTON AND NOTHING IS WORKING
that's the problem with T8 players
they always gotta solve everything with a button
irl beaten wives have more pride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLF-OpGH-u4&list=PL0T6Hovb_TN5Y9ejgc8HsmhVJ4nF2UQ0E
>>530720205>heat engager into guess is not real if you aren't against twt winnersthanks speed i'm not -9 anymore
>>530720695There is literally no guessing involved after heatengagers you dumb fuck. This isn't season 1.
xiaoyu is death by hundred cuts offensive character now, like her description in that t5 image
i just skipped 2 threads.
i guess im done with the game
>>530721332play aria of sorrow.
>>530720849I still donโt get the rhetoric that T8 Fahk is so friggin ebin balancing fair. Infinite damage, infinite range, crazy engagers, 50 damage (no recoverable btw) sweep, 3 string, guard breaks, all of it.
>>530720205the context of the match doesnโt change if itโs guessing or not. i hate this retard so much
do mudslimes really?
imagine missing out on one of mankind's greatest invention because some old fanfic told you to
>>530721817is post malone even that famous? i know he's big but i feel like he's not that big that people should be shocked you don't know him
>>530721817even music is haram now?
>>530720205Yes I did and no I didnโt rematch
when I try to learn new characters my hands get all retarded
>>530722129maybe in murica or if you are a weed head
i've heard of him but never any songs from him
>>530721472i already did actually. ok little game, didnt like the rng element of collecting the souls or w/e they are called, though.
castle corridor theme lives rent free in my head.
>>53071089417er subhuman retards caused this by allowed Harada and Murray to act like entitled faggots for all of Tekken 7
I don't think Fahk can hold me over until Chrono odyssey bros...
>>530721817These niggas will do this, then turn around and do PEDs and play the game with bikini-clad fighting women.
not even memeing but this is 100% Tasty Steve and Markman fault
>>53072214399% of muslims don't follow 99% of their religious rules, not listening to music is one of them
Tekken 8
>>530722143Literally only Michael Jackson and white women broke the Islam barrier
cancan is essentially a high attack but with every benefit of being a low
surely the muay thai character should be small, fast and pokey, good at range 0 not at range 5
crazy that cotw placed third when nobody plays the game
Have you not seen real muay thai? They fight at long range using their legs as keep out
This guy offers you a bear and touches your hand while maintaining eye contact, what do you do?
Have you never seen real karate? They constantly spasm around and break neck speeds, whiffing lightning infused upper cuts as keepout.
have you ever seen the rain?
I thought lidia was supposed to be the karate rep after mishimas and Jin got too anime
those little fahk cutscenes are whats wrong with this game distilled
why is it necessary to make the mix up opportunity so apparent and obvious
they were already going in that direction with a lot of characters and moves but this is like next level
>hey dumbfuck you're in a mix up right now look at the screen get ready for the mix here it comes
this shit is fucking gay murray and it's all your fault
>>530725691Guardbreak into stance mixup (with guardbreak) is hilarious T8 design. At that point you canโt even be mad
>>530725691get ready for the mix!
you've been mixed!
>>530722129he was super famous in 2018
>>530725691SCHMIXXXXXX URGH LET'S GO MAKE SOMME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIISEEEEE
*wallsplats*
*activates heat*
i'm still
i'm still
jenny from the block
>>530726258could've been worse
>>530725839It's unironically better than his T7 guardbreak
is his stance throw breakable?
the most embarassing DLC of all time?!
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much like the ball, casuals who complain about the ahoge simply do not understand its potential in customizations
sure it's not a whole outfit like what the atelier game got, but a costume is static. its potential begins and ends at the color wheel.
the ahoge however can be manipulated any way the player wishes. its potential is limitless
>>530727720The ball has been good since day 1. You can get way more creative with those than another shitty skirt or png tshirt.
>>530725691it's more balanced in that he doesn't get anything guaranteed on guard break now it's a mixup that he has to 'earn', but yeah the animation is so fucking wack and having to watch that shit 5 or more times a match makes me want to kill myself
this nigga writing about the hair like the phenomenology of spirit
>>530720205>you can't complain unless you're 1%!lol
>>530729398Thatโs above 1% even. If you get clipped by ff32 safe heat engager in neutral into crouch 50/50 it doesnโt count, because it wasnโt even evo top 8.
my new lili costumes feel kinda off i cant use em, too over the top maybe
hahahahahahahahha holy shit hahahahahahhahahahahahhaha lmaoooooooo
Wait, the Uma shit is just about spending money and then, paying again.
Ok, I'm back to tekken. Fackh doesn't seem so bad now.
Immediately thought of CAPCOM CUP X and burst into laughter
>>530705263Everyone is moving on...i will still stick around for a bit daydreaming about Anna publicly though
Why come Lidia's heat smash gives her a true pachinko mixup on block but Fahk's does nothing?
your sentence should've with the word before but
i was tekken god s1 im almost bushin lol
>>530732050wait 6 months and you can get your inflated rank back for free and probably go even higher
>>530720205So why would you want to get good at a game that eventually just turns into a brainless masher? Seems like a waste of time.
if they can make fahk honest and linear they could have done the same to anna. but they chose not to and still do nothing
>>530731247this pad will live or die by how good the dpad is.
>>530731772Thai are more honest than Poles
>>530731772Because Fukurmom flies fullscreen
>another shitshitshitsu wins by most obvious on earth unblockable low gimmick because i couldn't react fast enough with a hopkick
dumbass shit lol
>>530731247We see. Please buy it and give us a review.
you're fighting shih tzu dogs?
>>530734642i will, i hope it won't be bad like the octa and the octa pro.
>fagcumrag has jab string that leads into a safe mid that then goes into a guard break mixup
1,2,4(mid), (guard break mixup containing ender)
makes sense give him a death mixup off a i10 jailing 1,2 which then goes into a safe mid
>>530734940we can only hope
contrary to popular peelief, playing xiaoyu has this grimy feeling. it feels like you're in daghestan boxing a bunch of russians when you play this character. like you gotta be precise youre getting beat up by morons and you gotta like fight around it. its an addictive feeling in that sense of like grinding. but i guess that's probably s2 in general because of the hp buffs.
murray's in the epstein files
>>530734716I see why the game failed, they didn't have Nina's fat juicy ass on the promo material, you just had to have softcore porn on your promo stuff in the 00's
>>53073471612 characters... no movement... wall infinites... unblockable launchers at the end of strings... sovl
>>530734716What's the special move that switches position at the wall?
man I just wanted to play some tekken and fucking dog whore steam goes down
>>530735392thats how fighting gm plays
fahk is the most fun character in the game same as release version of fahk in 7. shame your hatred blinds you to this truth.
>>530734319Play Lili and divine step when he does that bullshit on techroll. Make them pay
Nothing you post will ever convince me to play Lili, or worse, An*a
Whats up guys it's yo boy olrek here
>>530741807proud to be banned on his twitch
>>530741881I dont care bro. If you got banned it's because you were being an ass on my chat.
olrekposting isnt possible since he has no catchphrases
>>530741627>or worse, An*aYour loss bro
another -1000 another eddy nigger to my blocklist
>>530742189It's not time to fap yet, calm down Anna.
>>530736568Do you mean this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae6fC2s2c1g
if i'm playing asuka but an eddy or xiaoyu won't rematch me who's the biggest cancer here
>>530744274God damn how did people compete in this
okay it's cute that you're an obvious smurf but go back to your main account buddy
how tekken chads in japan are spending the weekend.
Can't we have JAV collabs?
there is absolutely no reason to not just spam strings until you're like tekken emperor, especially if they launch
>>530746849was reserved for the (former) inner circle.
>>530741807>>530741991God-tier punchable face
>>530742170*f2f2f2f2f2f2*
>>530678327they came crawling back to murray like a rape victim who secretly liked it
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>>530671938 (OP)Not even making SCII Nightmare into the guest character can't save things now, huh?
>>530749324You can still turn back
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>>530749324Yeah bitch come back to daddy
>guess right on 4 feisty rabbit mixups
>guess right on your own canned fagcumrag mixup
1/2 to the power of 5, 1/32, around a 3% chance.
3% chance mind game capabilities definitely.
Funny these people run specific anti feisty rabbit shit.
Im gonna start cheating fuck it. Hope I don't have to pay too much.
>>530750994haha imagine kuni getting plowed by tentacles and orcs haha gross
>>530750994She was supposed to be purple...
There's a software for 70$.
why does tekken team hate atelier so much wtf
>>530751976Nobody even plays those games
damn i got put into plus frames into oki at wall into heat into plus frames into a mixup and i lost ggs man tekken 8 is so fun
>>530752228Tell that to all the art of Ryza's toes.
what if instead of fahkumram we got julia instead?
>>530752329that's what made it good
>>530752228Okay let me rephrase: why does tekken team hate the atelier developers so much wtf
you guys ever lose to some absolute fucking scrub unga bunga low iq shit and you're not even mad youre just disappointed in yourself for losing to some with ice cube temperature IQ and then you turn the game off?
>>530752564>no other fighting gamesyou're the target audience of tekken 8
>>530752564victoria 3 still pisses me off
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it's up
>>530752228atelier is unironically more fun than tekken 8. Making some game breaking bombs to nuke slimes brings me more joy than 100 hours of this shit
>>530752396i would probably be playing tekken 8
>>530753119What other fighting game? SF6? Strive? CotW?
Lmao
>>530753116Arenโt you the guy at divine ruler with 4000 hours
your mom called me her divine ruler after 4000 hours with her haha
>>530753647Yes? Do you genuinely think Tekken 8 at this point is better than any of those?
wait the pac-man stage isn't free? LOL
>>530740162okay michaelangelo.
>>530757814anon literally anything is better than dix, which is not to take away from how fucking terrible this game is. soive is somehow worse too.
I wish the gameplay in sovl calibur wasnt so fucking boring because the coom is good. weapon combat is just anti-fun.
Changes to rage art:
If you rage art you take extra double damage
You have to be in standing position for at least 2 seconds before activating rage art
Rage art armor activates at 10 frames
annas actually fun to play against at least from bushin to emperor ranks
i cant get good at tekken because i play it in bursts of addiction spanning from 3 to 20 days and then quit when it's destroying my life. after i quit i lose all the gain skill and it takes at least 5 days to regain it, at which point i will either quit or only have about 2 weeks to improve slowly from the point i left off the previous time.
Noone is good at tekken dw about it
rage art is legitimately the only useful panic button in this game. Like if i have to sit there and deal with your 10 seconds of nonstup plus frames or 20 second combo you can deal with my 8 second cinematic special
>>530763205saar I donโt listen to music I just made a career out of playing a video game and I do halal steroids
Imagine asuka doing her ultimate tackle but instead of slapping you she plaps you
i think being this much of a dickrider qualifies as mental illness
i turn the music off when i play tekken
maybe music should be removed from future tekken projects?
when you think outside the box, music videogames any form of entertainment is sort of a hypnosis from matter and the sensuous that diverts attention from engaging with other people, rebelling politically and just generally breaks the fabric of society, i remember the fathers of the christian church were against music as it was viewed as a form of seduction from satan
>>530704747Post her naked then
>>530765131I wonder why they sang hymns and the lord's prayer every sunday then
I'm sick of this, give me good New Vegas mods.
>>530765381well to be specific i remember reading they were against specific forms of melodies that were too beautiful because it was too sensuous
Tekken needs chikan porn. Imagine some POV of railing Xiaoyu or Asuka on a train
>>530765362why isn't jin wearing his iconic gloves?
>>530763863>music is generally considered haram in islamdamn they aren't allowed to do shit
- Tekken Girls -
Who has the best face card?
>>530766131certainly not that bimbo in the second row.
How the fuck do you not listen to music? What kind of soulless inhuman repressive shit is that? That's like saying I don't enjoy seeing colors or looking at nature or tasting good food because it is le distraction from my bronze age deity allah (saturn). Music is one of the most soulful joys and pleasures of expression in life, how the fuck does your backwards ass demon worshipping stone age death cult not even allow you to enjoy that but you can fuck kids? I swear to fucking god muslims are subhuman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpd_C6mNK10&list=RDWpd_C6mNK10
You walk into the Tekken EVO after party and this starts playing and the twerking Xiaoyu cosplay girl hits the floor. What's your move?
>>530765978>The Quran is nothing more than the work of a 7th-century Bedouin, a man whose idea of paradise was shaped by the material desires of a desert warrior, not by divine wisdom. >If the Quran were truly from God, it would reflect eternal, spiritual truths, not a Bedouinโs fantasy of luxury filled with couches, tents, and drinkware.>Look at the absurdly primitive rewards it promises in paradise:>Cups to drink from โ โTherein will be raised couches, and cups set at hand.โ (Quran 88:13-14)>Carpets and tents โ โChaste maidens restrained in pavilions.โ (Quran 55:72)>Beds and couches โ โReclining upon couches lined with brocade.โ (Quran 55:54)>Leaning on cushions โ โReclining therein upon adorned couches.โ (Quran 36:56)>This is not a vision of heaven, itโs the dream of a man who spent his life sleeping in a tent on the desert floor, bribing his followers with fantasies of silk cushions, goblets of wine, and women hidden away in luxurious tents.
competing in e-sports should be haram. i'm tired of pakis in my tekken
>>530765972Maybe it's not jin
>>530763863This guy is coaching an e-whore who says slutty shit constantly at 7am daily. Muslims are so dishonest when it comes to their religion.
>>530767609if e-sport competitions were haram we'd be seeing a lot less german flags at locals too
>>530766131They all look the same. Lili.
>>530767128I mean, they're not even allowed to draw anything living either. Only scribbles in Arabic are allowed
>>530766316i know ling is such a slut
โ72 virginsโ as a reward from God tells you the exact character of the sandpedo who wrote it
most religious scriptures are so biased and regional that idk why people don't acknowledge that they're just stuff a subset of people made up to suit their specific needs
>>530767609I'm tired of muslims existing in general.
>captcha: KKKXDY
>having good matches vs kishin kazuya
>last game perfect him 2 rounds and almost perfect him the third
feelsbad
>>530770125who are you playing as
>>530770820lili. not enjoying it al all. seems too simple.
>>530770883may i suggest a more complex character?
>>530770998hah hmmm she is cool, i dont know what the fuck a ss1 cancel is though
william xisters are forced on us every game despite being largely unpopular with people who play the game
This is what Tekken pros see shorly before their death
unfortunately, you're bald.
>>530771128you do a sidestep, press 1 then hold back to backsway, during that backsway you can cancel it with another sidestep then press 1 to repeat the loop
realistically you can do it with all moves that have a backsway followup
and the sidestep has to be done using up, iirc that hasn't changed even with the sidestepping changes in t8
>>530771902pp405 will make me god.
>>530772685you have to beat Marathon Infinity and completed Vidmaster challenge on Acme Station before making that reference
>mindbroke a victor player by ducking that weird mid high sword move from stance every time
and that makes you larger than life
why is the default personality for tekken characters with no personality "I hate kazuya"
beat the kazuya i double perfected again but he put up a nice fight this time and it was a fun match so he redeemed himself feels good
>>530772931marathon infinity is literally schizophrenia in video game form. shall be playing the extraction shooter thobeit.
lilypichu is back on the tekken grind
twitch.tv/lilypichu
lilypichu should take on the RDCWorld niggas
true!
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is it justified to insult someones physical appearance (they have a pic) and tell them to commit suicide if they deliberately drop a combo just to try to BM in game when they're winning and dominating the game in general? seemed kinda sadistic so i went all in. i guess theres a chance he dropped it but it seemed deliberate.
>>530774572Opened, nigga in chat said hellsweeps reactable, closed
>>530775181no thats messed up you shouldnt do that
>>530775473I guess I donโt feel good but what kind of psycho drops a combo just to fuck with someone. Completely unprovoked and he was winning comfortably so I donโt get it.
if you have to ask 4chan a question deeper than "which anime girl should i masturbate too" you're fucked already
>>530721817holy fucking based
https://youtu.be/_x24TjkJIDE?si=xUsJpctLgxf4wE6D
Imagine we go to the Tekken EVO afterparty and this guy is the DJ
>>530776491i would be too busy feeling up lilianon's ass and making out with her to care tbdesu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKDJdicie6c
This should play as the final round in the pac-man stage
>>530776214apologize next time you see them but still call them garbage in the same sentence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDHwh-CW7Sk
https://youtu.be/ctV29QZVl7w?si=pzFeLf7-0cclubLu
We're all buying it right bros?
>>530778742i'm not a "bro"
>>530778786you'll always be my bro
https://files.catbox.moe/481pd2.png
https://files.catbox.moe/i4jxv3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jkmcje.png
https://files.catbox.moe/mqnb2t.png
https://files.catbox.moe/vl4eqy.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCWfLh5u9_A&list=RDXe8W_H7XZlM&index=2
ride wit me
imagine living with reina in the americ anfootball house...
>>530779179>grr this stupid girly anime game is cringe>oh man I love this game where a panda in a bee outfit with a beach ball beats my ass to death
>>530779790shut your ass up waifubitch
das a red herring if i ever seen one
>>530779974Im literally like the 8th best Asuka here you fucker you WILL respect me!
>>530780041no such thing as a good Asuka lil bro
i want to feed reina baked beans to make her fart bros
naked lili(i deserve her)
>>530763863spag blown out
Sky
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Sky looks pretty good in this stage, too bad you never see it pretty much
When will they fix tekken 8?
>>530781261Lili's butt looks pretty good too!
>>530781332never. harada, nakatsu, and murray constantly shirk responsibility. yes, even nakatsu. retard said he couldn't check the thousands of changes in the season 2 patch, then why did you approve of adding so much in the first place, retard?
>>530781261only jin deserves this butt...
>>530781332What exactly do you mean by "fix tekken 8"?
>>530781332Look how nice the sky is above you, what's there to fix?
relena reminds me of a certain someone...
gm fighting a guy who bought game yesterday
>>530782247you have no idea how much i want to sex you
>>530783098I've seen this chick naked. Here actually, official
https://files.catbox.moe/j0d1so.jpg
face
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i like this face people use sort of in ghetto type online vernacular
>>530783196he's a balding chilean man
I didnโt know the Chilean part was common knowledge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ_mfv3MALE&list=LL&index=25
you all are so lucky i occasionally drop gems in these threads...
>>530784548Unsettling Jun-like face
>captcha: JAPPP
we don't care about your negro music here we only listen to metal
you say that as if youโre not just talking about dream theater (lame and gay)
Jun should punch my balls until they break then massage them
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i take back what i said about this lawyer nigga. he's aight
Western pigs if you listen to music we will find and decapitate you and your haram artists
i genuinely believe that jason guy has brain damage or something, he tweets the stupidest shit
don't poke holes in my religion because i WILL resort to name calling
and gift me some fucking subs
im on a 14 game winstreak
>july of 2025
>lili is still allowed to wear clothes
fix your fucking game harada
music? no, beautiful cousin and injecting gear brazza
>bought Tekken 8
>Labbed Fahkumram for 40 minutes
>Refunded
>>530786542i'm playing for the first time since season 2 and i didn't lose a game from mighty ruler to raijin. i think ranked is actually somehow worse than season 1
>>530767128Such things happen when you follow the words of a lunatic
>>530787098i dunno bout dat me main is tekken king and me secondary sittin at bushling i have no idea why 16 game winstreak. i did notice a suspiciously high amount of niggas that dont know lili qcf3+4 is + on block LMAO. It's almost guaranteed 90% success rate frame trap at bushin. but i think it's cause im lucky and facing 190k prowess niggas rather than 250k so that probably explains it.
>>530785953Harada School of Twitter tactic. Scout out the most retarded reply to your post, then give an answer calling them retarded in a way that you canโt disagree with.
Canโt stand the way Spag endlessly fellates Arslanโs every move.
>>530786145One of the only people to earn mute from me
If it was a one off itd be cool but he consistently was cooked af on every fucking persons shit nonstop
>>530787098only newfags or tournament players left
easy pickings for returning players until it isnt
>>530787098was GoD season 1 and TG was extremely difficult for me, it ramps up a bit when the giga winstreaks end at TK
haram
>music
halal
>violent games with scantily clad women
>steroids?
>the game has music
>>530786665I ain't paying for your shit until it's 5 bucks Randy
Still nothing better than Gaige anyways
my mang i dont make da rules of da korean it's written in stone even if it doesn't make sense, i can't just pick and choose based on what my human mind finds correct
>>530788383Spag is just wrong though and it's just retarded muslim apologism nonsense
>>530745240They didn't, they played Tag Tournament instead
>>530789445Being one is inherently wrong, but he still picked the dumbest possible reply to make a stand on.
Idc if it's arslan, knee, the pope, or the pokemon creator. If you tell me you don't like/listen to music then you're lying and or a complete psychopath
I used to like it then I dropped out of society slowly my mind died off and then it just seemed like noise. But if Iโm going through exciting times my enjoyment of it returns.
>>530790407So fucking pointlessly edgy and wistful. Eyol
I love screaming at the top of my lungs at night and waking up my neighbors
>>530790605lived with a guy who'd do this, legit schizophrenic, really nice guy to your face then he'd go into his room and start screaming he sounded like the cleric beast from bloodborne
eventually we had to call an ambulance after he went on a 3 day screamer bender, they took him away and he never came back
so you faggots suddenly like fahkumram?
I am indifferent to him, and AK
I'm just waiting to see how the new character is
>>530792445Not reassessing your judgement in the face of contradicting evidence is woman behaviour, anon
>>530792445I always liked him (non joke) idc if he's busted weak or good fahk is cool
*jet kicks tranny heads off*
>>530765362Why are all Lili cosplayers whores?
nobody likes fahkumram, they just like getting free wins with the new broken character while fellating themselves about winning with a """"low tier"""""
>>530792445hey man i can actually win against him with honest fundies unlike against asuka and zafina and clive and bryan and
i like fahk but he is not low tier
If the new character is a woman do you want her to be white, Asian, brown or black
>>530792445If he didnt look fucking disgusting id like him
pity he does
sick oc murray u fuckhead
comically fat sassy black woman is something tekken needed for a long time
what we need is for you to not be here
>>530792563>I am indifferent to him, and AKI think Fahk is fine, he just looks goofy
I have no idea why the fuck people like Armor King other than they do it to "fit in", there's nothing special about him, he's literally just King, but grey and his moves are whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PMiiLN-Xno
Religion is weird. You know what isn't haram, marrying his cousin
if you and i were to marry, would that be haram?
>Denuvo removed from Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess
Capcom Won
>>530792445actual mocapped animations
only character where going for difficult combos makes a difference
only character where identity is not just a buzzword
guard break mechanic allows for unique counterplay depending on your character
character is good but retards think he is weak
fahk is based, reddit trannies lost hard this time
fahk saved me from suicide
>>530795949if the rest of the game was balanced like he is, he would just be another annoying ugly slag you have to deal with
watching the ewc valorant stream lads
i'm watching my bank account number go lower as i pay for tekken coins
I'm gonna watch some dota until stl and wimbeldon in an hour
>>530795667You will be hanged
You did good murrat, for now
Imagine travelling back in time to a few weeks after Fahkumram's release in Tekken 7 and saying that he is going to be the best received character in 8.
>>530797001honestly, i would have believed it
Everyone loves Reina tho. She's the only positive thing in T8
It is kind of amazing how we got like 5 duds in a row regardless
yeah people love tekken 8 and it was thanks to reina, all my friends can't stop talking about tekken, infact, even my granma mentioned it and said i'm a literal faggot for not liking tekken 8
you should've cancelled her
>>530797191>5 duds in a rowits way more than that
old age took care of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5SM8uNrkAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l09I8I8Nc0E
>>530766131Lidia, Zafina, Nina
>>530766131None of these disgusting w*men
LEO is the only boy I need!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQMlzcbfz0I
I'm not surprised that you don't, just stand near that blood covered wall and close your eyes son it will be over soon
youโre still filtered LOL
it's insane how he always get caught by it
https://play.sooplive.co.kr/atl/285734500
https://play.sooplive.co.kr/atl2/285734478
stl
idc
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>>530801425>stlmore like STD
>>530802061i would kill ten of you niggas to have anna do this and get filthier with me
what does a fictional character made of pixels have to do with you killing us?
>>530802061If I die randomly please tell me family this is how it happened
i would snap your neck to have anna shit down my throat, that's what's up nigga
>>530801664LTGbro, you've been acting so disrespectful lately, it's like you don't care about this franchise aside from your eceleb. Even thought I think the OP joke is funny, I won't stand for such disrespect. You won't get any support from me for new threads if you keep acting like this.
Sincerely,
THREAD THEME anon
>>530801425Thank you based tournament bro
>>530802987I'm sorry, I'll be more nice from now on
i really need a wife bros...
Tekken 8 girls are genuinely so pretty. This gamd would have been a hall of famer had they been more competent with the gameplay.
>>530803465Imagine being this bad at a game you fucking make and design
what would Jonathan Blow(job) say if he ever laid eyes upon Tekken Project team, games and main guys
>>530804012he would cry and sit alone in his corner like that one shot in the indie game movie
"the french girl shouldn't wear clothes and her cunt should be dripping all the time"
What's up guys mainmanswe here and today we take a quick look at fahkumram who just released
>10 seconds later
Alright that was fahkumram and now it's time to boot up dbd
Hey it's ya boi soulja boy tell em. They got this game right? For people who spam. For people who mash. Like if you press random shit on your controller and you still want to win. And you just anything like if you, if you just get up.
THEY GOT THIS GAME I don't know THIS CALLED TEKKEN 8. HOLD UP.
It's about this little guy inna suit and he fights people. Ain't even no point to the game you just move back and forward. It look like Akira in the future. It's Akira in a business suit with stupid ass hair and a red eye. And he just dashing around and fighting people.
But the funny part about is you can do this, right here watch this. Yeeuuuuuuupp Now if you didn't catch that I just went into heat. Ok? He just be goin in heat. Watch this. If you about to die you be like "AAAHHHHHH IM ABOUTTA DIE" Yeeuuuuuuupp
That's what Im saying right? If you activate heat right? And you getting pressured and be like "AHHHH WHHHAAAAA"
You see how his health bar just disappears? And then what makes it so funny about it he dont never run out of, out of the heat potion. He just got heat back every round.
Ain't no point to the game. You just go around pressing shit. This stupid as hell man.
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>>530805490The soundtrack is a legit banger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq0uOMVZzsM
>paying for stages
Yea I don't think so
>>530806556you got to play the new vf? holymolyyyy
and that game is Honey Select 3
>>530806868Honey Select x Tekken, the only collaboration we need
the only thing we "need" is for you to leave
the only thing we "need" is men
Post your favorite Reina strings.
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>watch streams
>everyone gets constantly hit by the third or fourth attack in a string
This game really conditioned everyone to attempt to mash their turn as soon as they can
Music is haram but marrying his cousin and doing steroids is perfectly fine
>>530809064I sometimes get caught by strings that are 4-5 hits long because I don't expect them to last that long.
This game really conditioned me to lust for white women
Everyone likes white women, and men
We could use more native american women
>>530811079I'm not in the game
what do you think this life is?
Remember back at launch when we had a bunch of newfags playing the game and posting webms, questions etc?
Good times
i really like the smell of semen
that never happened unless you're talking about 17ers, but those aren't newfags since they can't be human
GAHD I wanna smell a man's semen stained bulge bros...
THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/PArGuQdZZtQ?si=1_0e4i8rs8aYXn1s
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRowggazISQ&list=RDgRowggazISQ
my mozarella sticks disappeared even though I live alone.
im enjoying anna's chocolate right now
Yea Anna does make nice deserts
have you lads ever tried apple juice with your chocolate?
I tried men and their juice
new ultimate tower defense game, Rimworld, expansion is out, should I make Lili, Asuka and Anna colony and harvest their organs?
>>530808641i met the tranny about a year ago
images dont do it justice, hes incredibly disgusting irl
seeing the mannerisms, hearing the voice make it obvious that hes cosplaying a parody of a woman
Shut the fuck up about Anna already. That bitch is annoying enough to fight as it is (not to mention screaming bloody murder while being combo'd)
what does anna's farts smell like, bros
>>530809427Pretty good strings, can't argue against it..
what the fuck is the appropriate response to that stupid ling hop grab mix
track the ling player down in person and rape them
>>530820368duck, quack quack
>>530820368duck hop grab on reaction, confirm whiff, launch
https://youtu.be/d10uVYFPrOg?t=130
it's really bad on whiff so you have a ton of time to react and launch it
>>530809819steroids and cousin marrying sounds more immoral than music to me, what a dumb religion
I WANT TO FEED A GIRL BEANS AND SMELL HER FARTS, BROS
>>530791801That man's name? Michael Murray.
>>530821320idk i cant do this shit online, im so fucking ass
>>530805490first based thing to come out of kekken ate since launch
is anna stronger than dragunov?
yes
she also has a bigger dick
Lovely Tom, give me strength...
>>530824163I'll never forget this bitch going crazy when Clive hit only for her to play Tekken 8 for 2 weeks and then fuck off.
>>530826598if you understood the volatility involved with womens egg cycles her decision making makes perfect sense.
>>530826598it's almost like someone or something might've paid her to shill the dogshit dlc
zafina is z tier and unplayable
why does getting mad in ranked just make me extremely horny after
>>530828798i need to marry her
>>530830039Because you want to fuck Asuka, Lili, AND Anna at the same time. It happens to the best of us.
>>530828798why is she so perfect?
>>530828798How Reina looks at me after i ask her to lift her arms and show me her armpits~
33 DAYS UNTIL THE TEKKEN 8 E SPORTS WORLD CUP
>>530830481its funny because i have a huge amount of trouble vs asuka and anna specifically
>>530821320none of this shit is possible to do online
>>530821320bruh I just watched from the start and the entire hyp stance segment is him just explaining what she does and what she gets out of it
0 counterplay mentioned lmao
I miss when the answer to character specific counterplay was "just plug"
I miss when my dick worked
>>530832792stop being fat nigga
>>530830965tfw saudi money laundering event is now more prestigious and pays better than official TWT
>>530833447every time you fill up gas at the pump, know that you are partially subsidizing Tekken 8 pro players afford a decent standard of living
somebody on twitter must have tweeted about throw breaks not having chip damage, which is the reason they put in chip damage for throw breaks, because twitter determines the future of the game
>>530834319you misspelled
that's assuming season 3 won't be another negative 100 miles backwards
>>530835079you are fat nigga despite what bmi index says. Lose 10kg
there were 50 changes in the july balance patch so we know their capacity of work is about 1.5 balance changes per day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XprpoI_ugCI
>>530835343you can tell how fat you are by trying on womens clothes
how will nakatsu watching and enjoying superman the movie, affect tekken 8 going forward?
>>530835918The next character is some offset of a Kryptonian/Viltrumite
>>530835918Seems written by a corporative chat gpt.
blud never heard how Japanese speak
>>530835918these niggas at bamco just love slop
*plays the most famous 3D fighting game franchise*
They should be free thinkers like me!
>famous = slop
you bitch ass nigga
you lost retard you play Tekken
you dedicated your life to it
you can't mock anyone ever again
learn your place insect
>>530837019yes actually, if something is popular it's because it appeals to a low common denominator.
>>530837019That's literally what it meant before dumb fucks like you ruined the word
>>530835918>yo we need you to do a superman ad for 20$>sure thing senpai>chatgpt write me a glowing superman review
I guess air is slop then
we should stop breathing air like true 4channers
congrats you finally used your tiny brain and realized the reason for mockery
>>530836570Pic is exactly the same post with less words.
>>530837782murray pulling up on a ladyboy
>>530837741Neil Druckmann-sama?
>>530837782close your FUCKING mouth you goddamn monkey
if you were blocked recently it was on accident
>>530837543fanboys are so bad at arguing holy shit.
>>530838529and where's your argument, bitch? up your ass?
>>530830039one time when playing smash 4 for glory I got my ass absolutely beat by a robin player
I was so mad I pulled rule 34 of her and started furiously masturbating and I felt much better after so I feel you
>>530838156"Were going to have so much sex, you may even get tired of sex. You'll say: "Please, please it's too much sex, I can't take it anymore Miss Anna" and i will say: No it isn't we have to keep going, we have to have more sex, I love you so much"
-Anna probably
got a weird itch down there after I started to play nina
Really hate these faggot devs for releasing bikini costume TWICE. You must feel really stupid if you bought the censored one
>>530838782Why does Anna have so few sex outfits anyway?
and they all look like a toilet work of art
>>530839606Bamco is scared of releasing the sex floodgates, the cum spilled would drown entire cities
>>530839606For the same reason the entire game is shit, Namco is incompetent
this shit is fucking hilarious
if Supergirl isn't season 3 DLC, I'm uninstalling
lei wulong is DLC1 of season 3
I never touched a single tekken game in my entire life
I just watch tournaments, shitpost and sometimes pretend I know what I'm talking about when top players lose
>>530840635>No mention of jacking off to tekgirlsFake you are a dirty Tekken regular
mentally i've been married to nina for three and a half years now
>>530841494tekken girls are highkey not that hot
gacha sluts are way better both in quality and quantity
>girls are highkey not that hot
i know lil bro, i know
>>530841753Congrats anon i hope you have work on creating many more mini Nina's(mentally)
>>530841768Odd, i get a boner just seeing Anna's face
>2-1 saint
>2-0 poltan
>2-0 ulsan
>2-1 lowhigh
is he back? was dragunov keeping him from winning?
>>530842318I hope.
This game was better when JCDR, Saint and Qudans were the top guys.
I bet murray has the biggest grin on his face
only this time game was better was when it didn't exist
guys maybe we were wrong about murray
he seems like a cool guy and probably played a large role in making fahk as balanced as he is
now that Clive has flopped, I hope they've learned their lesson
new character is a guest so I doubt they learned anything
Next guest should be haru urara
>>530843847And the lesson is....
>>530844537not to mess with the tekken community by giving us a joke of a character, poor mans jon snow failed protagonist
you're getting the final fantasy 17 protagonist in tekken 9 and you're gonna eat it up just the same
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>>530844537should've added Tifa
Maybe my approach is already weak, but how the fuck are you actually supposed to approach Fahk? He can hit you way further than you can hit him. Not to mention his fucking bear hitbox and good backdash.
>>530846729you will not believe this
but dash block
like everyone else
i love her so fucking much
>come back from a break
>losing almost every match from cheap tekken
>playing always with console babs so always one and done
omfggggg
>>530847637These 2 are peak Nina, the left face especially is as if she is begging to be wrestle-fucked by someone
>>530847220you will not believe this
but they nerfed this
like every other mechanic resembling tekken
nina wouldn't last 10 minutes in a street fight lmfao
>only has one life
>cannot be a step sister
painful is the life of the kazuya main
>>530849394She certainly has the best chance out of all the women
>>530849271you might be retarded
>>530850220Why is he still playing T8? Dude is banned from most places and still plays it?
>>530848501You are into men
>>530847220>dash blocking online
>>530842527no, the scene was just much worse at the game
You think Murray asked the balance team to not overtune Fahk so people would like him more?
>>530851628you can jump block if you want
best backstreet boys song?
>>530850085nina has always had a total of zero punches in her moveset. she makes the least sense of all the girls to be built like that honestly.
fakumram is balanced because tmm said so
do you think kids at school called nina "neener neener"?
they call her "lady that makes me peepee feel funny"
So what's even the point of charging asuka's rage art when it's punishable now? It should have been 0 ob if they have to nerf it
it shouldn't matter how balanced farcam lamb is. he's still a shit deign and character either way.
>>530852392Backstreet's back
>>530854298whatโs the point of not getting launched, guys?
>>530671938 (OP)>of all the 7 characters to bring back, it's fahkuramI kneel before the decision making.