Thread 530718950

Showing off da goods Edition

Previous Alcoholic: >>530686297

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
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I love my vessel very very much.

I LOVE TV!

>Ch4 Snowgrave doesn't let you say Noelle could be in there when going into the Dark World
tragic

had a dream last night where i was in a zombie apocalypse except there was a little twitch chat on the bottom left corner of my vision that had deltarune characters reacting to various things going on

at one point i ended up on a farm and was sneaking all around when i saw a little building that looked like it might have some supplies so i headed over there. right before i went inside i turned around and took a good look at the environment and saw the silhouette of a cow in the woods running at like 50 miles per hour

i pretended not to notice it and went inside the building but not before all the characters started spamming BEEF CREATURE in chat

like a little spamton head is saying [BEEF CREATURE] and ralsei is going "oh that's the beef creature"

i woke up after placing a pile of like 50 eggs into a basket

i only slept from 5 am to 11 am because i couldn't fall asleep for some reason

RalSOUL is canon

>>530719136
>Go to the dark world that makes you gay
>Nothing changes

>>530719268
Ralsei's Harem (Kris, Susie, Noelle, Vessel)

thoughts?

>>530719073
even back then suselle pissed people off to a hilarious degree

>>530719214
>put 50 eggs in a basket
It is now canon to Deltarune lore

>>530719414
Only Queen is correct

>>530719075
I look and dress like this

>>530719414
my maple syrup girl

>>530719414
All awful

Deltarune *would* only have one tragic ending, but the SOUL was inserted as an agent of chaos.

>>530719414
>spamton
trying to make your white man fave into a brown person is peak tumblr

>>530719431
Back then the only criticism against Suselle was "The ferris wheel ride was hamfisted af" and "Jock girl x nerd girl again, Toby?" Really?".

Now I'm seeing even other sites turn against it. Suselle is no longer the favorite ship even on places like reddit or bluesky.

Susie will get with the fluffy boy.

Did Tobby make any official lore changes to how monsters function? I am unsure if Susie bleeding is a big deal or not.

>>530719187
SAY IT. SAY YOU LOVE TV

>>530719769
deltarune 'is a different world that may have different rules' and that's all they said about it.

>>530719268
Could there possibly be anything more cucked than than being used as a medium to facilitate someone dating a ghost?

>>530719769
Susie slapped Ralsei with a handful of sick fruit juice

>>530719201
damn it noelle get out of the secret holiday tunnels you're not allowed to get in there before us

>>530719792
I WILL BECAUSE I DO, IN FACT, LOVE TV!

>>530719073
You'll find that they're not that different. You think Tennafags wanting to fuck old TVs is weird? Bitch, I predicted that was gonna happen
>>530719619
Back then shipfags were just as obnoxious as they are now

>>530719619
Maybe because it is undercooked? I'm honestly more immersed with Kris and Noelle or even Sussie and Ralsei because all of them have more stuff going on than Susselle. Toby can still make it work with the next 3 chapters but so far it gets nothing more than a "ok" from me

>>530719268
Ralsei is literally the discarded Vessel idk why people don't realize this

>>530720072
because then the Vessel would be a "he"

THE GIRL without a Soul is Susie in regular path
THE GIRL with a Soul is Noelle in Snowgrave
The prophecy accounts for both

>>530719136
i'm assuming this is what toby was referencing with the "conceptual bearded ralsei" flavor text

>>530720029
Ok one more

>>530720029
i'm imagining spamton sitting alone in a deserted apartment with boxes upon boxes of unsold merch with his face on, like a failed mettaton.

Above all, Spamton and Tenna have big pointy noses, greedy mouths with strong teeth, and are fat-assed middle aged men.

I love fish

>>530720072
Illiterate. Its implied as heavily as one could that Ralsei is Kris's discarded Halloween costume of Asriel. YOUR ROMANCE IS A FUCKING COAT IN A CLOSET.

>>530720070
>Toby can still make it work with the next 3 chapters but so far it gets nothing more than a "ok" from me
I don't think he can. Susie and Noelle could have the most passionate, romantic and cute date in chapter 5 and I'll still be thinking of how it's not earned by the story in the slightest and they basically reached this point instantaneously and with no effort.

Like, Suselle is literally the movie Frozen's depiction of fast romances, except it's not aware at all of what it's doing.

>>530720072
i gave vessel favourite colours and talents, ralsei says he didn't have any preferences before.

>>530719414
The only one with literally any evidence is Ralsei

>>530719414
But they are all American

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEAH BABY SWING IT SWING IT PAPI PAPI COO TENNY TOO TV TV TENNY WENNY WOO WOO SWINGAREELIDOO WINNY WOO JENNY RENNY JOO TENNY SHENNY WENNY PENNY FENNY FOO FOO ROO ROO REE ROO ROO! OH YEAHHHHH SWING IT BABY SWING ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>530720260
old faves tossed out like yesterdays trash. tennas suffering may not be forever

>>530720072
Don't care, still fucking him

>>530720536
Did you accidentally press "Post" and forgot to type out what you were gonna say or did you just like my memepost so much you just decided to link it here?

>>530719619
but it was hamfisted.
she is a horny freak that gets wet from being afraid.
the only semi-understandable motive here is that she misses her sister so much that she tries to fill a dess-shaped hole with susie.

it's all "me! me! me!" with her.
she immediately thought about killing us the moment we gave her a little backlash, she can comfortably have us killed for as long the prize of susie's hand remains unscathed.

>>530720364
You're saying that like people don't already want to fuck bratty clothing.

>>530720536
Nah, he'll stay with Berdly and the gang will be friends for life (until Kris dies from liver failure)

>>530718950 (OP)
Sex with goats

>>530720260
which fave would shart the hardest?

>>530720070
>>530720436
You'd need to dump Kris or Ralsei as a party member to advance it. Preferably Kris, if you're avoiding throuple remarks.

>>530720364
Dess found the Vessel and re-colored it with her own will as an Asriel doll

Carol likes swords, she likes Christmas
She obviously is Kris/Krismas's real mother.

Thinking about Asgore's paw beans during a boring meeting, cooking Asgore pasta alla zozzona and garlic bread to share, in the throws of passion with Asgore and just as I'm thinking we're winding down he destroys the "mercy" option

>>530720831
Yes anon, absolutely, the way to make people like Suselle more is to completely fuck over another different beloved character and relegate them to the background to make sure Suselle gets more screentime and protagonism.
I'm sure that will absolutely not backfire at all.

>>530719268
This art style is something definite. What is it? Some sort of European thing?

>>530720285
Writerfag from the last thread here, I've now decided to be the change I want to see in the world. I will, in fact, be giving the TV and the email fat asses as they spiral into codependency.

>>530719619
Susie x Kris/Soul is the only one that truly feels natural. Susie x Noelle feels like a screwball romance plot, and it also feels bad because its very clear this will be the cannon outcome because of how heavy handed it is and how there is no alternative (Kris/Soul is a non-starter not just due to friendzone, but because there is a good chance both will fucking die due to their frankenstein nature)

Chapter 3 if it was good

Remember when toby had dementia?

>>530719880
Yes. Becoming a medium for a ghost that dates people within your own life, some of those shows or movies have a supernatural entity possessing a hobo or a cancer patient or someone in a coma. We take a steaming dump on Kris's life

The next schizo boss item will be Azzys retainer. Shadow Mantle is Azzys jockstrap.

What is going on, night is right now.
https://files.catbox.moe/2egymq.mp4

>>530719414
>america
>white
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>530720956
No judgement here but are you a boy or a girl?

Did anyone decypher what was the game title of the genocide game?

>>530721253
a sensible chuckle.

>>530721208
japierdole złoto

>>530721289
Mantle

>>530720943
I was reading some nip sites the other day and apparently there's a theory about the Holidays being the original family who adopted Kris before the Dreemurs took him

Why doesn't Susie react to the desktop Screensaver of Kris and Azzys halloween costume at school?

YOU'VE ENTERED A DARK WORLD IN YOUR ROOM
WHO ARE THE "GENERIC NPC" DARKNERS (Think Plugboys, Shadowguys, Pippins, Cuptains. Abundant and default)
WHAT'S YOUR WEAPON
WHAT'S THE AESTHETIC

>>530721052
So far Soul X Noelle is the most canon pairing in the game right now. Susie and Noelle going to the festival together is completely predicated on Susie just wanting to piss off Carol

>>530721260
Why does that matter? Anon loves asgore, so anon loves asgore

>>530721425
Well that's anticlimactic

>>530721289
manhole

>>530721289
It was Mantel though some people through it was Manhole.

>>530721073
Confirmation that Kris is Toby.

>>530720956
i always like your posts asgorefag

thoughts on the main antagonists of deltarune?

>>530721208
If you're going to put so much effort into an animation and still have it look bad, why not just make a mod?

>>530719414
I like swedish tasque manager

Okay, real talk, which wait was worse? Chapter 2 wait or Chapters 3 and 4 wait?

>>530720743
Flirting with goats
Hugging with goats
Dating with goats
Kissing with goats
Cuddling with goats
Frotting with goats
Sex with goats
Getting married with goats
Holding hands with goats

>>530721260
Your imagination will provide a more satisfying answer than I could give

>>530721014
Depends on how Ralsei's exit is executed.

Ralsei ends up captured by Asgore's flowers and becomes a schizoboss because Asgore doted on him like he's Asriel. Chapter 3 had him lose track of Kris during SWORD portions because he was playing games. Chapter 5 will be when he finally gets a taste of "freedom".

The Last Temptation of GOTE.

>>530721687
I think they should kiss

>>530721513
Soul/Noelle is just sickos trying to read more than there is from Frostgrave. Meanwhile the scene in Dess room does have, or at least wants to show, that they both have hella chemistry. The "lets just chill for a moment in silence" speaks volumes.

>>530721687
i hope we recruit the knight

tubby tv............

>>530721753
>Development is going well!
Chapter 2 wasn't great but the 3+4 wait was hell

>>530721501
>plugs, pencils, pinboard creatures, glasses and mugs i forgot to put in my kitchen
>scissors
>art and skyscapes (i have a lot of nice art books)

>>530721753
Chapter 3&4 wait without a shadow of a doubt

>>530721773
That answer is actually the most satisfying. I have no rewards to give right now but I would if the world where different.

>>530721869
Get out of here, Kris

>>530719792
Anyone got those pics of Tenna forcing Spamton to say "I LOVE TV" and then thinking "but did he really mean it?"

what if we held hands in the deltarune fan mmo

>>530721687
2/3 of them are just worse mettaton so far. hoping for a worse undyne next

>>530722134
what kind of mmo would it be, 2d sidescroller like Maple Story or 2d3d like Ragnarok Online

>>530719187
I hate TV. You ran out of good material halfway through the 2000s. All you have now are shitty crime dramas and game shows for grandmas. You don't even have HDMI for modern games. Queen does everything you do but better. Pathetic old man.

>>530721869
>hella chemistry
Talking about Kris's flirting skills and throwing Kris under a bus to make yourself more appealing is hella chemistry?
Sharing hobbies puts Noelle on the same level as Berdly.

Hmmm. I think I found a new lead. In toy story 3, the address of Bonnie's house is 1225 Scyamore. The number associated with Dess and the bunker is 1225. This is either a coincidence or intentional. If intentional, then Dess is related to the woody theory and if the theory that Asgore is the cowboy character referenced in that theory real, then that gives us proof that Asgore had a relation in the disappearance of Dess. It can also refrence the Knight too. The knight is related to/controlled by someone named FRIEND and The knight is theorized to be Dess, so could be. It could also be refering to Friend as the Friend and Dess/The Knight as "me"
https://pixar.fandom.com/wiki/Bonnie%27s_House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNbXcDszJjU
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/713368178/#q713370785

>>530722272
https://gamejolt.com/games/dontforget/150752#screenshot-1350285

>>530721687
They cute
I wonder how they would have been received if the animated intro was implemented

>find cool playlist of deltarune songs being sung by a female vocalist
>check out the channel and find a video called "producer girl yaps about music"
>click the video expecting to hear this girl talk about how she made the songs
>it's literally a man talking
>top comment is literally "you go girl!"
>turns out the vocalist is a different person
why are these people like that

>>530721869
>hella
we life is strange now?

>>530720568
What is he supposed to swing?

>>530722408
always have been

>>530719201
So what's the red dot when you think about Noelle? The most popular theory is that (You) planted a seed inside her, but what if it's just (You) from Noelle's POV? As in, she can sense (Your) presence from far away?

>>530722446
His pneis

Don't throw your old tv

>>530722563
i thought the red dot was a placeholder and has been swapped out for a cracking animation.

>>530722621
I beat it up with a baseball bat

>>530722563
>(You) planted a seed inside her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C7zBD6g4mY

Ask me any Deltarune mystery and I will instantly solve it

>>530722341
Any theories about the number 213? The second door code in ch3.

>>530722660
It was, but it also appears on the Chapter 4 page on the Deltarune site and in-game when you have Kris think about Noelle

It seems like the light world is becoming more and more prominent as the game goes on.
>Chapter 1 and 2: Only in the beginning and the postgame
>Chapter 3: Barely featured but the one scene it does have is very plot important
>Chapter 4: The entire first half of the chapter takes place in the light world
Going by this, what if the light world is featured more than the dark world in Chapter 5?

>>530722737
why susie no boob

>>530721289
MANSLAUGHTER

>>530722660
That's different. You see the red dot when you choose to think about Noelle in the dark world.

>>530722896
Hotter like that

>>530721289
manlet

>>530722896
it foreshadows Susie Jr. which is Susie's egg that she lays in the dark world and becomes a smaller clone of Susie

>>530722896
Monster naizuri...

I think Kris being in Light World form during Chapter 3 egg is a foreshadowing for Chapter 5. It is very likely a good chunk of Chapter 5 Dark World will be spent in the Light World form, using Light World UI. It will be Hometown: Utopia Edition.

>>530723078
And overweight

>>530722126
Pic not related, but I'd love to see them. There's too much one-sided toxic yaoi with Spamton as the perpetrator and not enough with Tenna.

>>530722621
I have not! I'm even planning on bringing it back home now that I found it and have some space for it!
A few of the ones we had were thrown away though and it makes me sad but it was probably because they had completely stopped working, including the one that I had used for basically my entire childhood :(

>>530722848
>the one scene it does have is very plot important
the one where Noelle gives you a cool healing item?

>>530721869
>The "lets just chill for a moment in silence" speaks volumes.
Sometimes I say that when I want the other person to shut the fuck up already.

Ok, as someone that's not overly invested in ships (except for Kris/Soul x Susie which I accepted that it will not happen and its foolish to hope), here are my ratings on romance feasability for all chars:
>Kris/Soul
Quite bad chances for both and it will very much depend on how their story wraps up or if they will stay alive. Kris has no shot with Noelle, both very small shot with Susie and both have a slightly better but still bad shot with Berdly. And definetly no shot with Ralsei for Kris - that would be weird and semi-incestuous.
>Susie
Good shot with Noelle, almost no shot with Berdley, possible shot with Ralsei if he becomes a real boy. Good chances with Soul and maybe Kris, if only they weren't existentially challanged.
>Noelle
Good shot with Susie, negative shot with Kris, maaaaybe some kind of shot with Snowgrave soul and probably not much of a shot with normal soul. Definetly not with Berdley, and she doesn't even know Ralsei
>Berdley
Microscopic shot with Susie and average shot with Kris/Soul (probably less with soul), but again - existential problems. Also doesn't know Ralsei.
>Ralsei
Only shot is Soul if they get themselves a new body and a tiny shot with Susie.

For my realistic semi-doomer prediction for the good ending:
Susie x Noelle
Kris x Berdley
Ralsei x Soul
But its also highly likely that only Susie x Noelle happens

>>530723185
look what you've dnoe

>>530722563
Were going to do the breadcrumb glitch with Noelle swap and reset our coordinates to (0,0) where our Vessel is stored

>>530722359
I did not see the s in antagonists.
Queen's probably my favorite out of the chapter bosses. King is interesting for not liking Lightners but he's just kind of a dick, Tenna's dialogue is fun to read through and he's fine but not particularly memorable, the Titan is cool but not really a character. None of them can top Queen's "Hey Look What That" diversion and general goofiness.

>>530723324
I can't believe Sans starved Kris by eating all of his food.

>>530722345
I only remember this fangame cuz one time I copypasted the entire vaporeon greentext while using a Ralsei skin in the Grillby's bar

>>530723192
you know this is the first time I've honestly been grateful that this place isn't worse

>>530721761
Need all of those

>>530722737
What the FUCK is the POINT of that Spamton burning in acid line in the game. I always thought it was the reason for why he's so short but Toby directly stated otherwise, I never knew until someone pointed it out a couple days ago

>>530722896
reptile

>>530723306
>Ralsei
>tiny shot with Susie
they practically went on a date in Chapter 2

>>530723447
Toriel would never notice

>>530719769
DT Monsters have determination just like humans. They don't melt from it.

>>530722563
I'd say its Noelle starting to cultivate a SOUL, or perhaps us implanting a fraternal SOUL like some bodysnatcher parasite

What was she thinking at that moment?

Damn it. I was a diehard Papyrus will only be used for jokes guy, mostly out of annoyance with people who wanted him to be the knight or forgotten man or something else extremely important. But a few days ago someone pointed out to me two important things.

1. A big red scarf is a key feature in Papyrus's design. (And getting matching ones with flowy was a cute character moment.
2. Ralsei is next in line to get a secret boss weapon.

Now suddenly the entire subplot has been made clear in my head damn it.

Tenna's a manipulator and we love him for it.

>>530723527
It is an explanation as to why Spamton is so short, I don't know what toby fox comment you are referring too.

>>530722126
idk i don't think i've seen those i just wanted to draw him with vhs tape spilling out everywhere like he's a fresh corpse and spamton is a vulture

>>530721047
I kneel and wish you the best of luck.

>>530723609
"Damn, I wish there was more of this sick juice"

>>530723527
it means that queen treated him like her shitty little jester and threw her drinks at him. as she should.

>>530723609
>"If I bring the punch bowl to castletown I wonder if I could get infinite punch"

>>530722446
IT, he swings IT

>>530723549
Its entirely dependant on Ralsei being able to become a real boy

my friend sans would never have sex with my mom

>>530723623
ralsei WOULD have a lot in common with a guy who's too nice for his own good

>>530723549
And Sussie was still feeling down that she can't bring Ralsei to the festival in chapter 4, even telling Noelle about it despite the fact that Ralsei was satisfied with Tenna's game show being an alternative

>>530721625
I loved the demo and played it to death, but I assumed the game wouldn't be finished because that's how Kickstarters were back then

>>530723756
I never understood why talking to other people is considered hurtful in this chart. You talk to other people every single day, it's not like you get into a relationship and suddenly you can't talk to anyone else.

>>530722896
Dess was a chestlet
>>530723527
Allegory to how Toriel threw drinks at Dess' dad

>>530720680
Just accident. Shit didn't load

>>530723821
Well... I'm afraid he sexed you mom last night

>>530723192
why would you mind control someone to be into your race and not you what kinda dumb shit fetish is this raceplay SUCKS

>>530723821
You're righh, Sans Undertale would not do that, he's cool, Sans Deltarune on the other hand, well, you can call him Scumbag Sans.

>>530723510
Somehow I have a feeling there's a not-not version of this char

>>530723527
>filename
KEK oh the memories

>>530723794
Yeah, because his "fakeness" has been a real deal breaker for her before.

>>530723609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bBwUbQ14AI

>>530723510
>huge green hand

>>530723527
Not him, but I always assumed that it was a reference to the Joker. Spamton's full of them: he looks like a clown, is homicidally insane, and his life went to shit in the span of a single day.

In the context of the story, maybe falling into the acid made him shorter. If you look at his sprite, his legs are disproportionately shorter than his torso and head. Maybe he fell into a shallow end of the acid pool and it only affected everything below the waist.

>>530723756
We need this but with Tenna.

>>530723906
Its not talking to other people, it's talking to other shote gotes

do you think Asriel was a fan of Ben 10?

Can someone remake this with sans and toriel

Doe.

Spamton boys keep walking, Tenna is for Metaton only.

I hate seeing Susie sad bros

>>530721962
Cute insecure control freak (as classified by the Villains Wiki)

>>530723623
Ralsei already got the puppetscarf

>>530722896
She is a teenager + pixel art doesn't help.

>>530723527
>>530724017
hell yeah

>>530723686
>picrel
Be glad Toriel didn't watch faith broadcasts

>>530722896
If no boob then no mammal. That means shawty can lay eggs

>>530723756
>Saying you want to break up
You were dating the small goat?

>>530723510
>talking to him
I need a gotefriend who looks like that when I talk with him

>>530724272
Kris was never the same after Susie accidently bit too deep and pierced the brain.

>>530723972
That's not what it means.

>>530724113
ah yes my favorite dynamic, "one side pissing off the other constantly but it's cute because they're gay"

There was this comic where Kris accidentally let it slip to Susie that they were crushing on her. Susie then proceeds to go on a rant on how that fucking gross and a total betrayal of her trust because she's dating Noelle so Kris shouldn't even fucking consider falling for her and Kris is a gigantic piece of shit, to the point Kris starts to feel suffocated from the stress. Then Kris wakes up and realizes it was a nightmare.
Does anyone have it?

>>530723527
>Spamton acid mystery
Spamton died after getting dunked in acid and possessed a mannequin after his original body got dunked. That's the answer and also why he has a million Mad Dummy parallels. See:
>Initial boss fight is in a random dump
>Literally a dummy
>Compare Dummy! vs. NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A/BIG SHOT

>>530723906
Some people are possessive like that
I think it's less about talking to other people and more about neglecting your gote to talk to other people

>>530724501
i will endeavor to remain ignorant

>>530721501
>it snows dust
>currency becomes "OldCoins"
>dust bun-buns, fuzzles, thrashcollector
>CrystalSwrd (a glass bottle.)
>schizoboss: a collection of letters, memorablia, from friends the lightner used to have.
>the lightner chose to remove happy things that aren't there anymore and kept the silence to keep him company in hopes that he wouldn't feel sadder knowing that all good things he had are gone.
>the lightner was wrong.
>the negative emotions bleed into the dark world
>all NPCs are exceptionally hostile
>npcs cannot be mercy'd but have to be pacified.
>boss is the computer which will not accept peace and will end up destroyed.

>>530723906
What that other anon said
>>530724104
Sounds like it would be funny, accidentally funny
>>530724357
Yes, still am. We managed to figure things out

>>530723527
Spamton after he went too deep up Tenna's ass again

I still can't believe 4/7 of deltarune is complete

>>530724207
n't

>>530724374
>Susie bites down too hard.
>Gives Kris brain damage.
>Now Kris never responds to things like high fives, or ever follows up on her silly shenanigans.
>Every time Susie forgets and tries to do something like that, she gets sad at seeing braindamage Kris just impassively staring at her.

:(

>>530724313
Hes up for weapon 2.

Ax, scarf, sword, Ax again, scarf again, sword again.

>>530723972
In this context, "smoothskin" is an HMVE term used to describe a human who prefers to date Monster women. So, the term "smoothskin mind control" is used to abstractly describe the influence a human considered a smoothskin might have over a Monster woman.

>>530724504
>>530724482
Don't worry the artist understands their dynamic to.

>Shelter
>Mansion
>???
What will be the third location?

>>530723306
Kris x Susie and Ralsei x SOUL is the optimal arrangement for the Fun Gang

Carol is probably the most suicidal of them all since she is the origin point.

>>530723197
So will Papyrus also be an angsty teen in Deltarune

>>530724226
Spamettatenna/Tontenton happens and I will be their delta male (fourth)

>>530723756
goteabuse makes me feel silly

If these fags don't have a real reunion in golden route I'm killing myself.

>>530724272
I don't remember Kris denying her a high five wtf

>>530725118
it's only in the weird route

>>530725118
Snowgrave

>>530725040
Noelle finally realizes Catti is crushing on her and Catti knows a lot of spooky scary stuff and gets with her.
Berdly falls into the dark world once more and falls for a darkner.

>>530724887
She took him to Castletown to try and use healing magic since the hurt was on the inside but even then it didn't work.

>>530723867
It's makes too.much sense. Ralsei is hitting a low point. Papyrus is maximum hopepilled. Golden flower is gonna be there and you know Toby can't resist the echos and callbacks. Ol goldy is gonna be so mad Papyrus doesn't get blackpilled by the shadow crystal and flip.

>>530725118
i suppose you haven't played the better route?

>>530725117
>tfw this is literally my bff's relationship with his boyfriend in one image

>>530725040
Furiously riding ralsei in the post-game and calling him a faggot for having sex with a girl

>>530724374
RIP Kris

>>530725073
No, he'll be a massive fucking dork that takes Asriel's goat dick.

(You) are the most jealous SURVEY_PROGRAM_PARTICIPANT_SOUL I have ever met.

>>530725301
Which one of the two is he?

>>530725414
Spamton, although he also corrupted Tenna with alcohol

>>530724313
And Susie got the Devilsknife, but she still got the Justice Axe in chapter 4.

>>530725117
It bugs me that Spamton has body hair if he's supposed to be a puppet.

>>530725040
Kris x Susie x Ralsei
I just want to watch

>>530725117
>the way both of their body types are drawn here
my peenie hurte

>>530725556
Just pretend it's mold growing on the puppet

Reminder that
>We WILL get the Pure Crystal
>We WILL defy the Prophecy
>We WILL save Dess
>Ralsei WILL become a real boy
>We WILL become everyone's friend
>The Dark Worlds WILL stay accessable
>We WILL get a happy ending
And no force in existance can stop us.

Help a writerfag out—do you guys like your porn with a little plot or nah?

>>530723623
It will be the blue flower that Miss Mizzle mentions, but its personality will basically be a mix of Papyrus and Flowey

>>530725631
Rouxls Kaard shall take on the role of the silent observer

>>530725727
Yes

You know what? I'd prefer if the normal route didn't confirm any pairings. We should look forward to the endless potential the future has to offer.

Dess gave Kris brain damage before Susie.

krusielle my beloved

>>530724657
No 12yo ever says "Dude, I'm like 12". Also Asriel is younger.

Dess 2

Image of SUCH might and power it kills every tranny and yuricuck just by showing it to them

>straight up plagiarize Earthbound
>become a millionaire
Literally how is this considered okay?

>>530725714
Hmm, I put better odds on Darkworld dying but Darkeners fleeing it. Also no shot at least one character doesn't get got. After all, someone has to stay and take care of the flowers...

Kris is STRAIGHT

>>530725828
This is why I've said that Kris being a nonbinary has always been a way for everyone to have their cake and eat it too.

>>530725828
cringe
>>530725882
illegal
>>530725886
based

>>530725882
now we're talking.

best ship.

>>530725635
>scruffy chubby manlet Spamton where he doesn't look like a caricature of the sex offender that lives across the street from me and Tenna with a slender form and bubble butt
Love this genre, wish we had more of it.

>>530725357
SAY "YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PARTICIPANT" SAY IT

>>530725982
> dad
> they're
?????????????????????

>>530725886
I'm a Krisie fan, but
>Dress
Puke
>Having crotchspawn
Double puke

WAIT A SECOND
Asgore and toriel have cars, but there isn't a gas station in Hometown. How do they fill up their tanks?

>>530725886
>>530725958
You remind me of... certain Gundam "fans".

>>530725751
Get that faggotte out of here this is my show

>>530723623
I'm sure it'll be like a candle wick or something
Blackbeard Ralsei

>>530725073
Papyrus is Dess' skeleton.

>>530725886
older kris will have a ponytail
it's in the prophecy somewhere we just haven't seen it

>>530726032
I thought that was Teto for a moment there

i love the idea of feminizing susie and making her wear dresses and bows and such

Deltarune is too self indulgent. It insists upon itself

>>530725832
How would you know that? Also, check out his awesome beard. Your argument is invalid

>>530726075
Susie is a feminine girl on the inside and you know it.
Also you sound like you have low t.

>>530726086
Don't ask questions or the politics bear will come to your house and you'll end up in the tank as well

>>530725886
I'm a Krusie fan but
>Kris taller than SUSIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEE

>>530726204
I definitely see it lmao

>>530725828
Kris would be the BOYfriend, he's gonna teach those lesbos the wonders of taking a male PENIS and turn them into his personal harem

>>530725882
Been a long time since I've seen Susie x Lancer
Quite based of you to post that anon

Feminizing is overrated. Taming of the Shrew? My fair lady? Take your ideas back to the 1800s. Let's embrace tomboyification/butchification instead.

>>530726086
they're electric

>>530725727
>little
I like my porn with 99% plot, 0.9% softcore teasing and 0.1% payoff

What would Dess' bodycount be if she lived to go to college?

>>530726158
Congrats, we have just unlocked a theoretical foundation for a new genre of perversion - NTR-NTR, a twisted version of screwball romance except its about two guys fighting over who will get to be the observer.

>>530726126
Kris is also straight when he's dating Ralsei and Berdly

Image that saved (consentual) Kriselle

How Ralsei looks at you the moment you set foot in the bedroom

>>530725727
Depends on what's the plot and how long it takes to get to the porn while I'm horny.

>>530726403
How many monsters did Chara kill?

>>530726403
In the hundreds because you're asking about it so you want her to take miles of dick

>>530725714
Except for the cold, dark reality of growing up. We'll have to obey the prophecy to save the world from the Titans, we'll have to watch Ralsei sacrifice himself, Susie will become a schoolteacher, marry Noelle and move to the other side of the country, while Kris gets some job that's so boring even naming it will put me to sleep.

>>530726403
1, unless Azzy got a heart attack, which is not unlikely...

I like my endgame ship straight and trad.

I will possess Susie and Noelle and Kris and my vessel and force them all to fuck Ralsei at the same time

>>530726247
What your character says "It's too early for me to lust after girls", it is a sign of a bad writing. Author can say that, character shouldn't say that. Better written kids would be either oblivious or go "ew cooties".

>>530726589
How many breads have you eaten in your life?

>>530725886
Why are tradtards like this? What even remains from the original character besides appearance?

>>530726486
Based

>>530726642
> Stay at home mom Susie
Just thinking about it gives me a boner.

>>530726403
This may be a bit of bias speaking but weirdly enough I feel as if she's not the type of girl to have a high bodycount
Honestly, might just be Azzy and Kris

>>530726486
after ch4 i don't believe in good endings anymore.

>>530726642
>not cooking for your tomboy wife
Tripple puke

>>530726759
They didn't care enough about their parents lives to realize how cursed their idealized tradshit is.

>>530725113
The fact Ralsei could so easily enter an abusive relationship at the start of the game fills you with... Determination.

>>530726074
Their pronouns are too powerful for you traveler

>>530726759
Point proven

>>530726713
>what
*when

Why do gay people think that getting married destroys your personality? Talk it out with your 1225th partner

>>530725737
finally a decent new girl character

>unironically shipping humans and m*nsters together
Disgraceful. Your grandparents would be ashamed. Poppop didn't storm the beaches of Normandy just to have you create some hellspawn with a fucking deer or lizard.

now draw tenna giving birth to spamton

>>530726865
>Angy

Everyone attracted to Kris is straight whether they like it or not, sorry I don't make the rules.

>>530726896
*why

>>530726759
> Kris grew older and naturally grew taller too
> Susie just wears a dress
Nothing about them changed, those are still the same characters but older.

>>530726830
>Stay at home mom
>Not stay at home dad
Quadruple cursed

>>530726909
Having crotchspawn =/= getting married
Accepting retarded boomer social roles because catturd said so on xhitter also =/= getting married

>>530727002
What about MK

>>530725727
Plot is what makes Porn good. The best Porn has worldbuilding baked into the sex where you're constantly learning about a character or the environment by the medium of boinking.

>>530726865
> t.suselle tranny

>>530725886
>>530726642
>wife Susie
cute
>generic tall buff bishonen Kris
absolutely fucking disgusting

>>530726713
>When your character says "It's too early for me to lust after girls"
Ok but he never said that... none of what you said is part of the conversation

>>530726759
thats why they like it. it's kind of like bimboifying in a way.

>>530726486
satyr kids is kind of cute

>>530726075
Female hands typed this

>>530727192
>waaah waah u tranny
Us feminine cis men are truly the most oppressed sexual minority...

Might be my favorite video ever
https://youtu.be/Cx0oWXFBtRI

the angel who did nothing wrong
asriel
the devil who deserves to get run over by a car
dess

>>530726075
that kid would be up to the same shit their parents were

masculine kris x feminine susie marriage with kids BUT kris is the one who gave birth

Kris and Susie canonically make fun of transgenders off-screen

Dess raped Kris before disappearing.
Sorry, it's canon now.

>>530727045
Yeah you're a faggot and hate your parents we got it, BIG DEAL!!!!!

>>530727208
Giving shotegote a visible boner!

>>530726626
A better question would be whether she on Azzy have a higher bodycount.

>>530719414
>Susie
>>>Korean
>Spamton
>Apparently fucking Jetstream Sam's lost kin
>Kris
>>>Brazilian
>Tasque Manager
>>>A FUCKING SWEDE???
Did they just throw darts at a wall?

>>530727360
Was about to say quintupple puke but then I read the last part and you know what? Fuck it, that sounds like transgresive avantgarde kino that should be given an oscar

>>530727342
now Kris is a 2x devil combo
look at what you did to poor Noelle

>>530726075
the fuck is a crotchspawn? as opposed to ass-spawn?

>>530727014
>Tomboy
>Wearing a dress
That is a change

>>530727045
Saying crotchspawn shows you have incredible insecurity and thus should be used as an example of how unstable such antinatalist adjacent mindsets are.

>>530726909
Having kids destroys your personality. Especially for Susie, having to raise kids means she'd have to change everything about herself, start wearing dresses, stop cursing, stop eating chalk, stop having a sense of fun in general because that time of your life is all about being responsible and being reliable. If you don't have that, the question becomes "why not?", "why don't you have kids?". That's why Susie is doomed to become a conformist. That's why the dark world is doomed.

>>530727360
you are a walking shortage of sanity.

>>530727413
No she didn't.
Kris raped her.
And he wants to get her back to do it again.

>>530726524
Where are his clothes?
Why is he sweating?
Is his room a sauna?

>>530726075
>>530727045
>crotchspawn
Anyone who talks about children like this is fundamentally broken as a person

>>530727612
Susie

>>530727440
Here comes boner boi

Shippers just keep proving that they are mentally ill subhumans.

>>530727325
Woah Hey Woah Hey Wait Oh Mama that's a live action Tenna I saw there.

>>530727360
They can take turns

>>530727652
>didn't include the version with the world-famous line
kys right now

>>530727014
Kris is shorter than Ralsei and Berdly now. Kris would have to literally triple in height to be that much taller than a full grown Susie.

>>530727537
What kids have to do with dresses? Are you sane?

why are troons so deadset on making every online space as miserable and ugly as they are

>>530727525
>>530727652
Lmao its just a joke bro, why are you so triggered?

>>530727484
>Jetstream Spam
Holy kino

>>530727713
unless they like the ships I like in which case they're tolerable

>>530727523
Tomboy is the same as goths or emos, 99% of the time It's just a phase.

>>530727652
nta but what do you think about the term "fuck trophy"?

>>530727537
Susie would be an adorable housewife and wonderful mother and you are a coping faggot

>>530727786
Susie will become a clone of Toriel to make sure her kids are raised correctly.

Lightners should only date lightners.
Ralsei doesn't deserve a lightner, he will be with Clover forever.

>>530726759
>besides appearance
Not even that, Kris is always TOO LONG (tall)

>>530727806
Unless...

>>530727325
The overanimated super cutesy posing ralsei takes me out of it. Dude just draw porn if you want the views and patreon money so bad.
On the other hand, this version makes me lose my shit
https://youtu.be/1uHU0i_RfZk
Just look at tenna's fucking face man

>>530727537
Finally, a female schizo

>>530727880
>feminist dogwhistle

>>530727910
susie would wear her ponytail from the concept art when she becomes a mom

>>530727806
the funniest part is those posters are never gonna breed so they're getting mad over nothing.

>>530727806
You're that unsettled? Take some time to rethink your life.

>>530727537
funny coming from you.
you never had a personality in the first place.
the world is not a ponybarn and while you are your own person, it is others that give us purpose.

you are self-absorbed and i can tell that you deserve and love your lonliness more than anyone else.

may the power of mothballs and cats shine within you.

>>530727762
He's a late bloomer, really.
In my friend group there was our manlet friend who was like 5'4 and 16 when I graduated school years ago, now? This fuck is 6'3 and 19 and is the tallest guy in the said group.

>>530727045
crotchspawn is actual redditspeak kek

>>530726026
I agree. He is sleazy, but especially when he's meant to be a puppet/Darkner/mutated from whatever the fuck Addisons are, he looks too uncanny with fucking body hair and ears and bushy eyebrows. Even if he's spiritually a Jersey guido.

I LOVE TENNA!!!!!! I LOVE TV!!!

SPAWN

>>530727874
Woah what a way to out yourself as someone who's only ever socialized with your family

>>530728364
daddy

>>530728396
hi alvin

>>530728240
I said that because I knew a lot of people (and myself too) who were like that when we're teenagers.
I tried being this goth/jock dude during my teenage years, now I grew up from it, and so are all the people I knew that had their own phases.

How big is Ralsei?

>>530728143
>love your lonliness more than anyone else.
You're right about that. I've tried the whole friendship thing and it worked out for maybe a couple years or so. That was before graduating college.

>>530728364
susie definitely had a wet dream like this after chapter 4

>>530728213
I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV

>>530727045
>You will engage in the boomer mating dance.
>You will pour 40% of your income into dates and gifts for the priviledge of giving 50% of your income to a foid during and after marriage.
>You will not pay for sex, nor will you consume recreational material associated with sex
>Fail to abide and you will be mocked relentlessly by everyone else until you bring yourself into compliance.
>said Pizzapants Deltarune

>>530728474
enough for Susie and Clover

>>530728196
Same gote hours started just as samefag hours also started, but I have to go to bed so whatever. Good night anon
>>530728474
12 inches

>>530728513
foids don't have wet dreams

>>530727749
Acceptable

>>530728474
Shapeshifter

>>530728474
About 12 inches, but the cock is small

After seeing the sad sack literal rape victim self insert Kris since chapter 4 came out I'm almost glad to see mysteriously alpha male self insert Kris again

Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!

>>530728474
half an inch flaccid a whole one inch hard
and his balls are the size of golf balls

>>530727964
>Just look at tenna's fucking face man
It's just a straight rip from the original comic though? You prefer the version with SIGNIFICANTLY less effort? seriously? That version doesn't even have music.

>>530728636
hard dream then

>>530728636
>foids don't have wet dreams

>>530728614
*Shame

>>530727093
MK thinks of Kris as the girl and themselves as the boy whenever they think of Kris

>>530728513
Susie wanted his hammer of lustice

>>530728702
Night night, sleep well

>>530728614
Goodnight! Hope you have sweet dreams of gotes!

>>530728702
this isn't an airport...
no need to announce your departure

>>530728565
>>You will not pay for sex
You lost me here. Not hiring hookers when you're married is a completely reasonable social expectation.

>>530728364
>>530728396
SUUUUSSSSIIIEEEE

>>530727537
You sound like the saddest, most pathetic human being ever seen. Gete some help.

>>530728513
Cursed thought

>>530728702
gote bote
>>530728903
Thanks

Oh, what a poor lonely chair...if only someone could sit on him so he could be a [Big Seat]...

>>530728483
don't give up.
do it for me, to spite me, i don't care.
but don't give up.

>>530728474
Despite their large size, they have a clean, floral scent that matches the rest of his body, with only the barest hint of musk suggesting the true nature. Ralsei keeps himself clean.

>>530728692
What about sad sack mysteriously alpha male literal rape victim Kris

The fact that Kris is waaay more hostile to Soul on Frostgrave to me confirms that we are not the badguys and that the folks who schiz out about Soul being evil are idiots (I'm speaking of normal path here). Imo Kris's relationship to us is more of an annoyed co-dependence rather than hostility, he at the very least tolerates us and only perks up when we do something he really doesn't want (approach shelter or deny playing music in the future).

Susie's kid will have the constitution of Lancer

>>530728932
>when you're married
Read it again

>>530728740
Yes, cause SH's facial features on tenna look hilarious and I'm not distracted from the joke by a goat twink arching his back.
More effort doesn't equal funnier. You should fucking know when 70% of undertale's humour was toby going
>Lol this is so low effort and bad haha I dont know how to use gamemaker too good

slow tender sex with tenna

Gee, what an exhausting broadcast today was! If only there was a comfy chair a tired CRT could sit on to get some relaxation...

>>530727964
this is peak

What do you look for in the ideal human design?

>>530729206
The most forbidden ship of all...

>>530727964
>Dude just draw porn if you want the views and patreon money so bad.
>Doesn't even have a patreon
What the fuck does that even mean anon

>Kris clearly demonstrates flexibility with dialogue options by coughing to prevent us from telling Ralsei "Of course not"
>Does literally nothing to stop us from telling Noelle "Proceed" 50 times
Nice going, kiddo.

>>530729426
Doesn't matter either way, we are Soul and Kris (for now) is our vessel

>>530718950 (OP)
Does anyone here actually like Noelle outside of porn and memes? She’s kinda feels like the creator’s pet and I don’t mean that in a good way

>>530729264
Oh whoops I replied to a troll. My bad.

>>530729426
This.....

>>530729264
>I'm not distracted from the joke by a goat twink arching his back.
Skill issue

moisturizing my faves
farming aura seeds
tilling the threads
harvesting the (you)s

>GASTER
>DARK KNIGHT
>WHERE ARE MY FUCKING FOUNTAINS

>>530729579
you can gaslight and mindrape her and she just takes it, how is that a creator's pet

>>530727964
I agree but I think with Deltarune you do make more money if you edge furfags with cutesy barely SFW Ralsei.

>>530729295
This is all I need in life
>>530729336
My lap is always available, he'd break my legs but he can sit his fat squishy ass on me any time

>>530729426
Here’s a reason, people are tired of this retarded shit constantly being shoved down our throat.
You’re either a man or woman, deal with it.

>>530729426
Toby has never once claimed kris is non binary

>>530729256
Why does only Asriel get to have all the human girls?

>>530729653
THESE ARE YOUR SPAWNS AND RECRUITS!
DESS!
WHERE'S THE FUCKING [Hyperlink Blocked]?!?!?!

>>530729579
I'll like her when Susie breaks up with her.

>>530729646
HOLY SHIT IT'S GASTER

WELL,
SPRING CHANGED TO SUMMER
AND SUMMER CHANGED TO COLD
AND SURE ENOUGH,
YOU HAVE COME AGAIN
TO THIS WONDERFUL PLACE
...
HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING FOR ME?
HOW SWELL
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU AS WELL.
I HAVE SOMETHING
SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT?
OH JOY
THEN THERE'S JUST
ONE
MORE
THING
I NEED TO KNOW
...
DO YOU REMEMBER ME
...
MY CHILD

>>530729336
>>530729025
now kiss

>>530729513
Uhh, we mind broke Kris by walking backwards, please understand

>>530729726
Everything revolves around her. It’s always about Noelle wanting to scissor Susie, her dead sister and her being the victim of the evil player.

>>530729660
>cosplay as your best friend while fucking
kek

>>530729123
I can't even fathom such a creature

>>530729426
Kris is non-binary but they're also STRAIGHT

>>530729894
Why are "people" like this

>>530729894
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KRIS ISNT NONBINARY NOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/Ul0wlHgLahU

>>530729579
Yeah I do
Honestly thinking about it, I don't there that there's a character that I DON'T like in Deltarune except maybe sans.

>>530729894
Kris would wear this shirt and it would mean nothing

>>530729579
She's funny when Susie's not on screen

Our FUARKING heroes

>>530729256
Why does Asriel get to have all the human girls (male)?

>>530728692
>After seeing the sad sack literal rape victim self insert Kris since chapter 4
The WHAT

>>530729850
that's three cute boys thougheverbeit

>>530728903
I hope Kris got to snuggle with his big bro under the covers before he went to college

>>530730030
That just implies he's male

>>530729894
this is non-canon
kris would never wear a shirt like this because no one in hometown has ever misgendered them

>>530730064
>comments are turned off

>>530730090
sans is the best character though

>>530730260
smug Ramb needs correction

Ralseifags have fucking room temperature IQs

>>530729947
>story needs characters to be told
woaw

>>530719262
yes

>>530730235
She's female when dating Berdly or Ralsei

how easy is deltarune sans to rape

>>530730064
It’s a shame Toby’s such a good coder despite pushing mental illness on people

>>530730321
Well, he's a socket, so someone should give him a plug

>>530729579
When Noelle is talking about life in hometown and her history with Kris in chapter 2, I genuinely enjoy it. More than half her screen time is lusting after Susie and its like she comes pre-flanderized as a character.

People say repeatedly "If Noelle was a guy she'd be hated." and I also wanna say that if Susie was a guy, Noelle would also be hated. It's like one-track minded lust is acceptable characterization if its lesbians or something.

Ralsei's Original Sin

>>530728474
The perfect size for (You) exactly.

>>530729579
I'll admit, it was the last character for me to warm up to. Hell, I even liked Berdly sooner than Noelle

>>530730427
You don't RAPE Sans. You ride his bone.

>>530730350
Yeah well fuck you too

>>530729426
don't care, enby cock is built for going in my mouth

>>530730147
how is being a nurse or a doctor gendered unless you're a sexist piece of shit

>>530730381
Kris is a non-binary-to-male repressor, I don't see the issue here

>>530730440
>He's gonna put his dick into an electrical socket

>>530728474
completely average in all respects
nothing big, nothing small, just normal
but special because it's his

>>530730321
I agree, stuff his holes with the incorrect plug types MWAHAHAHA

>>530730367
I mean half of these chapters is Noelle, Noelle, Noelle. Give the other characters the chance to shine.

>>530730436
>good coder
He's walking proof you could barf out abysmal dogshit code and have a great game. Do NOT look under the hood of Deltarune and Undertale if you know code, its a mess

>>530730147
That's not a nurse outfit, that's a surgeons cap.

i feel like no one here really even cares about kris's pronouns and are perfectly fine with them being NB its just the people that make art like that and correct people and be annoying about it just suck so much it makes people mad

>>530730586
Nah, I'll just get Tenna back for a bit and use his cord >:)
Queenie's laptop charger could do as well

>>530730647
i want to fuck her in the ass

>>530730389
Female with penis that is

>>530729579
Noelle doesn't hog screentime enough to be a creator's pet. She's a bit bland in the usual JRPG childhood friend heroine way, which I assume is intentional, but she has amusing quirks and an interesting character arc. Not my favorite character, but still likable.

Is it true that the heart starts "close" to the options Kris prefers or am I imagining things?
Also what's up with the chapter 3 Egg Man Schedule?

>>530730647
Why do so many people think Noelle is a tranny

>>530730350
you can measure mine in celsius!

>>530730269
Alright truthfully I don't hate him but he's definitely my least favorite
But I've always thought that sans even in undertale was a bit overrated
Hopefully he'll be a bit more in the upcoming chapters

>>530729579
She's a great character as is, she doesn't have to be likeable, the only way I'll hate her is if Toby pulls another Undyne and Alphys and they're gay with zero strings attached despite the characters showing us this would not be the case and that Susie has other interests in partners beforehand.

>>530730636
are you trolling? noelle is offscreen for like 90% of the game, that's the entire reason suselle sucks.

Will this thread shitter stop?

>>530730064
Unrelated, but I remember watching their videos when I was nine

I LOVE toxic Tenna!

>>530730647
Noelle would never say this

>>530729894
It really is a complete mystery to why Toby prefers his Japanese fanbase

>>530730669
> He's walking proof you could barf out abysmal dogshit code and have a great game
I kinda doubt that, look at how Yansim turned out

>>530730464
>noelle would be hated if she was a guy
>IF
no need to put conditions like that in place.
everyone hates noelle.

>>530730883
i'm unloading my bait folder man give me a minute

>>530728648
This level of suffering might be beyond what even Kris deserves. It's also possibly beyond what Asgore deserves??? Like maybe? He's honestly doing better here than in canon though maybe so opinions may vary?

>>530729579
>>530730647
>>530730464

Also to add more the way the internet characterizes Noelle is horrible. She's either rape victim or lgbt pride symbol and never gets a chance to exist on her own merits. It's real tragic.

>>530730737
I do think it damages HIS/THEIR character somewhat because of the implied sheltered and terminally online lifestyle one must have to actually come to the conclusion that HE/THEY wants to be non-binary. It's definitely not a natural conclusion a person can come to without outside influence.

>>530730936
The Japanese are pretty conservative anon…

Trying to fill the void before chapter 5 and thinking of going back to Athenian Rhapsody, and as much of a direct ripoff it is, there's a few things it's done, really, really, well. I remember doing true pacifist and neutral, and went for the usual genocide, and the fact that most bosses aren't one shots give the fight enough time to actually shine.

>>530730647
>What Kris says after making her STRAIGHT

>>530730936
>Deltarune chapters are delayed by a year for the nip translation just because tumblr/x is annoying
Grim yet grimmer

>>530721363
AND THIS IS WHY (YOU) ARE CHARA'S REAL PARTNER! SEE WHAT THAT DEMON IN BLUE IS DOING? DENYING CHARA JOY AND COCOA, BITCH SHOULD BE FORTUNATE I LET EM MOVE TO TORIEL'S AND DIDN'T LEAVE THE WORLD A NULL VARIABLE!

>>530731082
He reminds me of those mario turnips for some reason

>>530730946
If the game had perfect coding it'd still be dogshit anon

>>530730558
Susie has a doctor outfit and Ralsei has a nurse outfit therefore doctors are female and nurses are male

>>530730464
> It's like one-track minded lust is acceptable characterization if its lesbians or something.
You can’t say anything bad about gay characters unless you want to be called homophobic.

For the love of god stop doing this shit
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>>530719519
>>530719583
You can't convince me Noelle isn't even slightly canadian

>>530731210
kris is jewish?

imagine dating tenna but every time you have an argument he threatens to swallow 3 bottles of sleeping pills and slice his wrists down the road if you leave him

>>530731210
blessed susie

>>530731365
Shut up Berdly

>>530731082
Will Ralsei's sperg genome activate at some point?

>>530729579
She's literally me

>>530731063
Noelle is a pretty bland character. Before Toby cosigned Cringelle and gave her a personality in the sweepstakes she was easily the worst Light World NPC

>>530729579
Her horns look like dog biscuits to me

>>530731281
More angst please

>>530731082
I love autistic shotegote so much

>>530731210
Susie would be on that Guy Debord shit and going on some sweet psychogeographic derive's around the hometown with Kris

>>530731481
Literally you, huh.........................
...

>>530731210
Based human

>>530731081
All UTDR humans are hermaphrodites and naturally they/them

>>530731125
Genuinely fucking stupid and every so often everyone will break character so the author can tell a dumb joke but the few times it actually lands gets me on a primal level.

>>530730819
>Also what's up with the chapter 3 Egg Man Schedule?
He's giving you hints as to where his room entry is located.
Thursday is Chapter 1, selling donuts is a reference to the Bake Sale.
Friday is Chapter 2, tossing leftovers in the dumpster is a reference to Spamton's first dumpster with the moss.
Saturday is Chapter 4, the windowsill is a reference to the room full of windows.
Sunday is Chapter 5, wherever he's located can be connected to wheat.
"Hold your breath, head to the left, and count backwards to 100" is the last set of instructions, it's not entirely clear what this one means, so far the only time you can hold your breath is during The Knight's fight, so perhaps you will be able to encounter him during a rematch in much the same way you can get to Mancountry through a fight.

>>530730946
cum chalice sscammer man doesn't have a game and turned down all help giving him actual code, not the same as an autist's passionproject he learned how to code himself.
For one, Toby actually can code somewhat.

>>530731210
He would say this.

>>530731587
maybe monsterkind was right to kill most humans if this is what they promote.

at this point i don't know what's worse anymore, the kris pronoun and shipping bait or the fetishposters talking about obese tenna shoving spamton in his fat folds and inflating him with his farts

>>530731336
i used up all the good stuff anyway

>>530728648
this is gold

>>530731606
I subscribe to this

>>530731479
It's already begun friend

>>530729579
It's been said multiple times already but I like everything about Noelle EXCEPT for her ship with Susie.
Not even her crush on Susie, I think that's fine, what I hate is when they actually enter contact. Then she turns into the cringiest, flattest character in the game, and not in a good fun kind of way like most darkners or Berdly. Just genuinely a bother to have on screen.
Shit like her missing sister, dying father, broken friendship with Kris, wanting to not be weak, etc. are all really interesting.

>>530731210
>(You uncapped the cherry flavored marker.)
>(A cough drop potpourri... the candy of the proletariat.)

>>530731718
I can which side you're on by your description.

>>530730870
I would agree with you but Alphys had showed interest to Asgore in Deltarune chapter 1, but Toby couldn’t even fulfill the notion “DT is different than UT” for a single chapter before abandoning it for the Sans x Toriel and Alpny x Undyne. The ships in UT

>>530731720
Finally man
>>530731776
Is that eram!?

>>530731210
Monsters have sworn off fiat currency entirely, shouldn't Kris be hyping up mercantilism/gold?

>>530729426
>Using Noelle as your fucking reaction character
Sorry what's that, I heard "Thank You" leaving your mouth over that piece of shit paint job.

>>530731720
your superpower is to cause me cringe.

I hope Noelle and Susie make out over Kris's corpse just to spite you losers. I hope he becomes a complete freak who deserves everything he gets

>>530722126
>>530723191
>>530723683
Found it
https://x.com/mirandaclarefs/status/1942589719097008405

>>530731081
Deltarune is a world where ghosts at least are by default genderless
If genderless is an established cultural position, a possibility that everybody is aware of and can see play out even if it doesn't biologically apply to them, then I think it's plausible that some people say "fuck this I'm opting out" without needing to get examples from online and having to explain to friends and family how it works grammatically
Though I can also buy that Kris is terminally online, or that humans are genderless like ghosts

>>530731413
Joke's on him I will suggest I'll eventually jump off a fucking bridge for having made him feel like I dislike him enough to leave him

>>530730647
Why black people are at the same page as sexuality?

>American evening hours roll around
>Muh genders muh social media sites

>>530730901
Me too, anon! Its so good!

>>530731210
Don't forget Asriel and Stalin.

>>530730064
I wonder if there's another explanation for this... What could it be....?

I hope Noelle and Susie make out over Kris's corpse just to spite you losers. I hope they becomes a complete freak who deserves everything they get

>>530731884
Mike, take this anon out back and disintegrate his corpse into the TV Dinner meat grinder

>>530731718
The answer is to nuke /utg/ until Chapter 5 comes out.

>>530731826
I'm surprised Noelle hasn't asked Susie how to stop being weak or asked Susie why she became so strong.